Rebel FM
Rebel FM Episode 32 - 091709
Greetings to you, flying squirrel aficionados! This week the regular crew of Anthony, Tyler and myself are joined by A Life Well Wasted's Robert Ashley as we mix it up a little (or down a little, as the case may be) with and extended what we've been playing segment followed by a long letters extravaganza. Why waste time writing when you're already listening to the dulcet tones of Max Chill? Fat penis sir. Fat penis. This week's music, in order of appearance: Scary Kids Scaring Kids - Holding On; Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive
From the experiences of this woman, your podcast trademark saying she'll be spawned. They shall be balls, fat penis, and very favorite dick sucking. There's a question in that. No, there isn't really any questions. He just thought that it was, uh, that he's just, he just found all these things and found ways associated with just like Proverbs chapter five. It's 19. May her breasts satisfy you always rebel of him, Bible titties. So, thanks for that. Yeah, that he said that letter a long time ago and I, I don't think I asked you if you read it. No, we've gotten so behind on letters. Okay, so which is just, you know, just why I'm putting around to it now. But I thought that that letter was, that was Chase. Chase Z, right? Uh, Chase D. D is the last first name. The other guy with the Z always put at the back of the class because of his name and row call. Uh, they were doing C. What? There are two new chases in one of them. Chase D and one of them and Chase Z. Well, I don't know that maybe the guy before the... It's not some kind of fucking anime or something. The letter's guy. This guy basically, he, this is what, uh, Rich asks us basically. He says, anyways, I thought it would be a great idea. If you guys could discuss expectations, if or how they affect you personally and whether or not you can control them, would you agree with me and say it's become more of a pronounced factor in how much you enjoy a game. Okay. But they're spread a gaming class in aggressive marketing. Like, is he talking about games or something? Yeah, yeah, he's funny. I mean, you can just go ahead and transpose that to your entire life. Like, how about your expectations? Sometimes, affected how you've actually taken, uh, you know, the events of your life. Like, what did you expect? I think you were going to be like the president of the United States. Uh, when I was so uncomfortable. When I was a little kid, I genuinely thought I might be an astronaut. And so I actually would show, uh, even below. Welcome to relatively my life within the last 10 years. I've looked into the idea of becoming an astronaut, because I love the idea of going into space. Number 3. And I found me too, I have to believe I just have all these things that immediately disqualified me. That was kind of crushing. I'm not a degree from MIT. Like I'm not a software assistant. Well, I am anti-air force here, right? But nigga, it goes, but, uh, I can do that, right? No, but, uh, I'm just saying the number one, uh, also here is actually the perfect type for it. Five foot six. Co-host. This is like the range they want for comfort. Like your tooth is tall. That's a perfect type. But I have, like, blood pressure problems. And I think these and stuff, like, they're, like, a whole list of things that immediately disqualify you. Like, there's not like, but you're really smart. No, you're fucking, uh, disqualified. Mission. As well as, uh, special only bitch. Yeah. So. Do you have to have military training as well? Like, you don't have to. They prefer pilot training and mashly. Fair force. Like, from the life of a wasteland. I think is a route to being an astronaut instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, that was my, so yes, my expectations. There you go. Is that the best place to say what you're from? I had to, I did have to get through the idea, like, the realization that I will never go into space. Yeah, I think so. I think I am, like, that really bothered me for a while. From a life while wasted. Oh, you don't know that man's tourism. Don't get my thanks hope to you guys, dude. Dude, it's Lord fucking. And my artist can go into space. Yeah, but Lord's Master has made a game that's actual life. I made millions of dollars. And so he could pay the Russians to take him. And then he attaches name to games. Program that I create. Would you need the space elevator thing? I would. Before we get, and you totally do. Or that I just space elevator. So I think the space elevator sounds so fucking scary. That I was really impressed. Do you imagine being on an elevator for like a day? Yeah, today I used the voice. And just looking out at the sun being like, okay. We're in the clouds now. Voice call now. I just think, you know, this elevator could shatter. It featured on the iPhone to call you. It's just like a fast-moving room. You would just, driving. You would just chill. And I said, like, I would totally do it. If there was a while that I was so into the idea of getting into space that I like when I realized I couldn't, I just wanted to help get into space. Call Anthony Gallegos. And it actually called you. And I was amazed. Like, there was this program that you got paid for. And NASA and all you had to do was, like, agree to lay in bed for 30 days. President of New Gallegos. I feel like it probably helped me. And how many? You couldn't get out. Like, this bed that they had. And so everything you did would be in this bed. But you got like three grand at the end of the month. But you couldn't leave the bed. Then these do you have in your phone book? Yeah, I guess it could probably cheat that way. But that sounds amazing. And so, but once you had to eat the meals that they provided and like once a day they spent, they spin the bed? You have to simulate it. I just think Apple, like, it's my creating artificial gravity. Could keep your muscles from completely deteriorating in space. So it's already, maybe. Well, yeah, I mean, obviously. It's like, I just wanted to help people get into space. But that was the whole thing. I remember as a kid tying rockets to small animals. I did used to launch a lot of them. That's why they make their stuff so per hip rockets, visually, like, spend men in them. Okay. As long as you say lego men are not small ones. Kids. Yeah, no, I couldn't hurt things even when I was a little kid. It's still a little monkey from me. Keep it exclusive. So the next letter is for Shane. We're showing off the edge of the kite. And Shane says, I've just watched the Star Wars films and really love the original series. The show is going to have a little bit of a different format. No main topic. Yes, I'm 17, I missed out on that error. Where do I go from here? What Star Wars related games, comic books, and books? Should I experience? Like, that sort of thing. I think it's just going to be about nights of the older. I'm going to do a segment of however long it goes. Games have been public or a public commando since it's nine euro on Steam. Is there any books or wikis I should read? Link. And then we're going to do an external storywise for the mid-letter segment because we have a buildup of letters, these games. No. I actually feel like the games do a pretty good job. Like, turn back immediately. I think we'll break contained. Like, we'll take a break in between. In between, yeah. It's just, yeah, we have some pretty-- Have you seen Star Wars fans? You're aspiring to join their ranks. It led to just what I saw. Do you like Star Wars? Including some, like, advice letters and stuff? There should be. I mean, that's wrong with me. But, oh, you prescribed the theory that you don't like being called a fan of things. You like it? I like it. You just get there. Oh, what? Simple questions for us. It's like, what's your favorite Beatles song? I don't like it. What's wrong with me? I don't know. I don't think we have enough time left on the book. A variety there. Nice. So. I'd guess you were a conversation. Look at my Rinkor. That's an original Rinkor up there. His mouth still moves. I mean, and I have so many, you know, like two of my best friends in high school or mega high school-- I mean, we're mega Star Wars fanatics. I just think that like, Star Wars has become-- They're like, you know, you-- The thing that is just-- Since I know you just listened to all the new Beatles stuff, you should have some input there. So beyond what it actually should have been, which was just shitty band. Three really cool movies. Horrible. And now it's a really annoying franchise that just-- Their production wasn't very-- Milk's nerds for money. Yeah. That sounds terrible. Like, video, terrible song. Well, some of their long-star games are good. They're all singing, terrible music. They're interactive, but-- Everything. Mon-- No. Like, I feel bad. You're shitting all over. And Mona. And you love-- No, Anthony. What's-- How old is that? So you have been watching this playing man who wants to become a Jedi. You should just read the Republic Command Band of the books by Karen Travis. I haven't been playing Beatles rough. And what are you starting to do with hard contact? And which toys should he buy to review us to ward off? For any-- Uncorrect. Awesome. You have ever-- No, I didn't. I didn't. I have getting laid. Uh, well, you should start off with an original wampa. I can't even remember the last time the Empire Strikes back. Doing games I reviewed. It's kind of hard to find. But on eBay, you could probably find it. But I did-- Yeah. Play it. But I think there's something much more, like, thrilling. And I've actually had-- About finding it, like a-- On your own. At a swap meter. A bunch of people don't think. What about getting over on Friday? What's the-- Republic, Amanda. Republic, Amanda. It's funny, because originally-- It's the Old Republic are both great Star Wars games. Tell them, Adam. And as are the Jedi Starfighter games. I-- Play it. Play it. And I'd say the Old Republic. Yeah, you know, I really want to have some people over-- Did you see the Obama run for lightsaber pick? I did. Right at night to play Beatles. Good. It's amazing. So-- Fuck, man, because I have an chance to play it. Do you mind? It's-- there was, like, Obama-- We have some people over? Had it. Like, some sort of-- It's really cargo. Yeah, it's OK. You know, I got to study, but if you want-- Um, event today at the White House. And there were these picks of him-- I have a couple people over here. The blue lightsaber. What? Nine things. I invited, I invited, like-- Technos. Technos. Technos, in an offensive stance. Whoa, whoa. Like, it's like a toy that he picked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a toy that I got to tell you. It's a toy that I got to tell you. It's a toy that I got to tell you. It's cool, but like, 30 people showed up. And it was the most rocket favorite. What would you say if I told you that-- I have-- I have highly considered getting Star Wars fucking party. And I was really surprised with how much fun-- There's tattoos. I would say, honestly, that when I was-- that game was to play. And I was 18 years old. I was going to get a rap party setting. Because I play rock band in parties, mostly, you know. It's a little alliance tattoo between my shoulder blades and my girlfriend, who became my wife. Tucked me out of it by giving me her rare-- I can't that much copy of "Tengen," "Tech" on to play on your own, obviously. Is it just the accessibility of the catalog? "Dris" for "Nintendo." Oh. Which was, at the time, the only-- I think that we played here. "Techre." I think some of it is like, finally, there are a ton of songs that you could play. That is OG shit. So thank God that everyone knows they want to play. And especially, like, do that. But I did. I was actually a pretty big Star Wars fan. Now I see why you married her. Girls have always been the problem for me. It's rock band. They're just aren't that many. Yeah. Oh, man. And I hope you guys enjoy it. That's why I'm saying "Escape" before you-- or, I mean, girls aren't at the problem. The problem is, like, rock music. That they're just aren't that excited to give yourself a Rebel Alliance tattoo. What's this guy's name? Well, it's funny because I was actually-- Songs that girls are into and want to actually sing. So we're going to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo on my forearm. And it's a forearm? Yeah, at least that's a-- The rock-- you know, Beatles sort of fixes that more reasonable place than easily. Forearm and an Imperial symbol on my other one. And I sort of thought, I don't know, I played-- Oh, you got to pick a side. Come on, man. Come on, man. I wanted to go on with some demo-- What's it, played? Beatles and-- My guy's name? Shane. That was-- I said his name. I was-- I-- From the-- and it seemed like when you got-- Because you'd wake up three microphones that the tendency is for people to just grab all-- Doesn't matter. I just didn't know. I hope you enjoy those Travis books because-- Three microphones. And every-- and sing the lead line all at once, constantly, until-- Star Wars fanboys chased her off of writing Star Wars books ever again. Yep. Turns into an annoying drunken karaoke thing. But everyone at the party-- Oh, because she wrote good books. Yeah. Pretty much, actually. Yeah, because she didn't write about Jedi's. Really tried to sing the whole name. Harmony. And by the end of the night, we were really, like, hitting a lot of-- You probably shouldn't let people know that she was a woman. So the night-- Yeah, she was a part of Harmony's. And it's been Kate Travis. Yeah. It was really impressive. Or so you thought. No, we totally were. I mean, we heard him. So-- We could see it on the-- See, this is from Armando. And he says-- Green. I mean, we could hear it, too. Now we're shifting. It was actually, you know-- Getting into stress mode due to the insane barrage of releases. I said at the moment-- I wanted to ask you guys-- Mike, what-- It stands like a big dork. So that we could-- It's super relaxing in place. Well, I mean, I'm sure you have-- From video games. Anthony and Tyler both currently work in the video game medium. Mike stands at home. Yeah, yeah. And so, I mean, people-- And Arthur seems-- Walked in there like-- How did you be on his way as well to deserve-- Serious. Her joy would be funny. How did your wife feel? Oh my god, they're fucked up to be on. He said, like, kind of hit his well-- The small thing. Deserved way towards the light that is writing about video games. Oh, she's used to that. It's actually. How does that lie to me? Plus, I think she felled you wrong. I have, I guess. I mean, I've gotten-- Right, I think-- I think-- I mean, Arthur is actually-- She's probably-- she's probably OK with that. She likes-- She's gainfully and plays rock band. Just Tyler is-- Tyler just has a consistent gig writing news. Wow, I hear-- Whoa! Both of them, neither of them are technically salary. Well, I'm just saying that neither of you are like-- That was great. Sound of like someone was dying outside of her car. Wow. Sound of like somebody is hurtly-- employed gaming wise and wise. So on the podcast, Twitter's slinging out. That's from the clown car apartment next door. I seem to focus almost completely on games. Well, it's usually because we're promoting your shit and the occasional movie. Well, how did I let-- You just open the door and children spill out of it. You get-- you get-- It seems that on your downtime, you play even more games. So-- True. So when you're not podcasting-- Such a bender environment for this kind of podcast than anyone else. Like doing a-- And not playing video of pod games. What are some things you like to do along the lines of Tyler's rapping career, of which we've heard about? And someone's apartment where there's someone like hurling right outside of the door. It's small scumpses. So yeah. What do we like? [INAUDIBLE] Police sirens. Yeah. Or something. That's fucking awesome. But yeah, I don't know. Tyler. Oh, Tyler has his rapping career. I forgot. Yeah, we had a really good time with it. And I'm really-- I'm really enjoying it. I'm certain there. I mean, I've put up a couple of songs here and there. Who's banjo? It's enjoyed a lot more playing with people than by myself. Although I will confess that I did a lot of synths. Are you learning the banjo? Well, it's a six-string banjo, so it's tuned like a guitar. That mean the Sonics songs by myself with it and stereo cranked up. Here's where I make it all off. Clean it. Yeah, it's very easy to learn. Yeah. I just got it so that when I, in theory, record my career song and just be like, how come I wasn't invited? Dude, you were. How come you didn't come? It's like a throw on different instrumentation, if I want. But most of the time, I just record really, really simple. [LAUGHTER] I just turned that around. It's fucking Anthony just shows up outside the door looking like special and fractal songs that were on one of them occasionally. They're like songs that sound-- Didn't shit. Yeah, I was actually plagued. It wouldn't have been good anyway. Wait, did you have the nerd for that? A really crappy version of like Paul McCartney when he was just writing love songs early early. Yes, this one. This one. When I drove back from Seattle, man, the whole way, I was just like Edels, and I said really crappy for a reason. So you know what I mean? It's just like they're just like the very stereotype of using to myself. I don't know how I didn't get it. I think I like pop love song. Like it's not like-- Why are you banging on yourself? Because I don't pretend to have like-- I didn't get it because it's fucking Sean Ellie. It made me so afraid. Like every time I hung out with that guy, a lot of musical talent. Like I've played guitar for a long time, but I've never sat down and played it so serious that I learned a bunch of like-- Here in the weekend, like he would never want to go to packs. Like once he showed up, we never went-- Actual music theory. I just kind of play by ear and make stuff that. I don't know anything about music theory on the show floor. We would just like go walk around Seattle and get food every hour and a half because that guy needs to-- Paul McCartney know anything about music? No, actually, you know that Paul McCartney had-- Because all throughout the beat, he'd eat every hour and a half. But he-- like he was like, you're going to get sick, man. Don't touch anything. Because he had George Martin there writing all of their orchestral stuff. Later on, in the '80s, when he was-- Wash your hands. Use P. Rowe. He was like so afraid because he got sick last year. And I think he beat it in my head. You know, writing stuff for orchestra, he would employ someone to write music. And it sucks because I mocked him for it the whole time. And then I got so sick. Totally rut. And he would just sing notes to them because he doesn't-- He doesn't know anything about music theory. He knows-- I mean, he can play piano. I mean, on Sunday, I walked over there with him and I guess he hadn't really been on the show for. I was leading around, like, he was fucking helling couch. Which is close enough to knowing music theory, but he can't actually write it. To you or something, it's like-- I don't know where stuff is. What should I see? Shut your goddamn mouth is what that boils down to. You shut your goddamn mouth. I just always felt like, oh, I thought you were-- I thought maybe one killer was the wrong reference. I was thinking more like-- What was Frank? No, no, no, no, because I've had so many friends that are such talented musicians that really do know a lot of music theory. No, the guy that made-- Leading someone around, like, Anne Frank. The guy that-- The guy-- you know, and for them-- Oh, and that plane comes-- it's somewhere between a math problem and the-- what's it like, an actor? They're howard he is. I don't like passion. It'd be like howard he was-- He was a lot. --for them to write a song. Like howard he was. But having that knowledge sometimes, it was like, for me, it would just-- They'd be like, he had this hand. You read a bass line for this, and I'm like-- He's up in the pansy-- Fucking stance, like, just-- I'm going to figure out something that sounds right, and for them-- Or like, somewhere where-- They're just like, oh, it's in this key. I'm going to be an angel. I need to slay something down, you know what I mean? I'm really bad, like, as far as like-- I think the guy should have gotten more hug. Actual, like, music, knowledge. And then he got sick. He got sick. I mean, the beginning thing is just to hear it in your head. Yeah, sick. Anyone quite-- Like the-- He couldn't even go see District 9 on Sunday. Like, who left the hotel? That's true. He can't get fluted. Well, sick. I will get. I need to just say that, when I need to take a break from the whirlwind of Actitistic, sick-- Yeah, like, we were going to go see it, but he was like, he couldn't shit. City in the video area in the industry, which is so stressful to me. Such an asshole. This seems bizarre to talk about his ailments. Yeah, well, it's funny because it laughs. Well, I mean, it's not its episode. It's not really hard to get away from, but-- Well, if I'm-- I really enjoy cooking. Cooking is-- Since he was staying in a room, he'd be able to come on, but instead-- My, sort of, get away from it. --head, all turned into a Seanic. Everything, activities. Actually, the only thing I can do were farting ridiculously loud. I can, sort of, shut-- What if you were just farting? --and him lying in the bed of down my brain and not think about anything else. So if you were listening to the podcast, how about you making people hungry on Twitter, too? Right, yeah, you were-- And what Sean Elliott's special appearance was. That was his flag. He's posting some pics, I guess. Yeah, it's because I got the phone. If we had been smart, we would have been into, like, posting pictures. Yeah, to keep the mics and just recording it all that night because it turned into, like, Boy Scout camp. Like-- It makes my wife angry. All the time, let's just talk to me about the girl. I'll cook, yeah, like a teenage girl. I'll cook the French on would interrupt with the-- They're like, oh, my lord. That, yeah, then I have to take pictures of it. So talking about deep hands all night. But I don't know, there's nothing I like better than her. My deep hands are talking about-- And he explained what satisfaction Jackson was. He was like, cook dinner for a bunch of people. I'm going to be honest, you're played, et cetera, so-- Yeah. It has been really good, like, the way that it looks, like, especially if you didn't get-- That sounds about like him. Yeah. Sounds about like-- There's no one-- The figs you did. Like, when they had the-- Looking at taking extend looks, it pooped. Lost drift of, like, the certain way I was like that, actually had some plating-- Uh, though, in the-- The balsamic reduction. Little it. So-- Yeah. It's a step up. It's the night. It's the night before us, when you-- When I understand. Um, when you sort of spritz it over stuff. Yeah, so you can always be cooking to go back to. I mean, ever since I've known you. So what have games have people been playing? Because I've been playing some stuff, but everyone that's always talked about you has said, like, Robert writes like these really great pieces. And he's also fucking amazing. You can commit some decay. I don't want to butt in, guys, with the games I've been playing. I played what? Look for you. Yeah, all you have to do is convince me. Well, I'm just saying. You played what? You know, like, the people that have been lucky enough to, like, go over it. I've played all of what. That game, like, I don't care how good it is. Just seems silly. Like, adult dinners. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I've always liked cooking. Ever since I was a kid, it was kind of a fag about things to me. It's the name, the character. Conveniently, it's not good. Yeah, conveniently, it's awful. Like, I always wanted to, like, be in the kitchen cooking from an earlier era I would-- You weren't busy, Bob. You don't have to invest yourself much enough. Thank god. It did get, like, a 7, 7, 5 in game-in-former I saw. Yeah, I went with your Barbies. Did that worry, or did that ever, like-- I was raised by a woman, so-- Team Xbox gave it an '86. Wow. Yeah. Wow was correct. It just seems like such a frat-biping, too. No, I didn't really get a lot of shit for it. I was raised by a woman. I didn't get fat, because when you're like-- Party of a game, to me. It is. I mean, it's like I was telling a-- it's like I said in my preview-- that if you're eight years old, you really shouldn't be able to just make peanut butter cookies when you want to. Because you will often want to. The dialogue of the Asian people is written by someone that thinks that still calls stuff. And you will often want to eat. A number of them. And I can just remember all the dumb things I would do when I was a kid, and cooking. I lived in Oriental, because when you fight the Chinese dudes, they'll say the most offensive shit. Like, you want a sample mother, and she had a pig that she had slaughtered, and it kept all the pork-- My secret sauce. [LAUGHTER] And that largely disappears after the first thing, though. That's not in the freezer, in the garage, like a deep freeze. And I would go in there, and I'd grab the-- Anything you wanted. You wanted sausage, and I would just-- That was not my complaint with what a sample my secret sauce. So-- Yeah, I mean, the tragic thing is like fry up some sausage and put it in a grilled cheese sandwich. But I would totally be under cooking the pork all the time. Like, it would be pink. That's really not-- That's not why a game is bad. So I don't know, did you play the demo at all? No, I didn't even get inside. Because I was a kid. I ain't even fucking know. I didn't even know what you're supposed to do to cook pork. I mean, what if did you pig that she raised in slaughter? Did you know that-- So when we played it at the preview event, I actually showed what I feel were probably the most polished areas of the game, which is probably just-- Do you ever get sick from it? Or was it just that, like, now you just have like an iron gut? I think I had an iron gut, and I was probably lucky. A really good idea. A good idea, but doesn't speak well of it. The combat and the basic sort of-- That I didn't get sick. I never had anyone, you know, watching what I was doing, and I would be-- Movement is OK. I was fine with the idea that you pretty much always need to be in slow motion. You always need to be moving. In there with, like, the cookbooks and stuff. That was a weird kid, honestly. I mean, I was a strange kid too. But yeah. You're kind of a weird guy, and you always need to be shooting and all of that. That's fine. But eventually, it gets to the point where the levels are so poorly designed that it's-- Yeah, in general. But I love cooking so much. Funny how that turns to how that works out. The next letter is-- Breaks any sort of flow or real sense of movement or power on your part. Or did you-- are there anything that you do when you want to unwind for video games? No, I just said-- the parts where you'd attach to a bar and do a somersault off of them onto the next one, if you don't hit the jump button at the edge of my room quietly and masturbate. No, or they're just art. Yeah. They're paints for hours on end, like, just some days I'll come home. He'll be sick. It's act right time. You'll be stuck on it and swinging another full thing around and getting shot the entire time. In slow motion. And with his paint brushes, I'll go to bed. He'll be sitting there with his paint brushes. And he's even sober. In slow motion, if you're still shooting. So wait, this game you have to always be in slow motion, like, if you're in action. Right, and shooting, basically. Yes. Always. Always, yeah. Wow. That's impressive. No, there-- I have never-- there's no effective combat scenario where you should not be sliding running along a wall. It's over-compassing. That you're painting on long times, an impressive feat. Arts are there. So is wet, like, a reference to codeine or something? Like a random wet, y'all. It's to multitask when he does it, though. I mean, he always puts on a movie and stuff in the background. Even if he's not, like, strictly watching it. You're in no more. It's a reference to PCP. No, it's like a reference to-- I just need background at work, which they always noise. I need something familiar that I can ignore. It's a quote, high fidelity. I did a big deal about pointing out at any of the preview events or any, like, preview coverage or whatever. Yeah, I do that a lot with venture brethren. That they'd release? It's just-- Hmm. I do-- Reference to wet work, where your hands are literally wet with blood. OK. Yeah. But they're really not about-- Interpretive dance in my downtime for my girlfriend. The fact that the lead character is a hot woman. Yeah, I mean, they toned down some of the over-sexualization of-- Last night, I did the interpretive dance of toothbrush. Character with theirs. That's a little part where you see her and her panties being tortured, no less. And I just-- you know, I want to see somebody, like, go all the way to the Kizborsenbug, you read. Tizborsenbug, you read. I thought Chonaz-- I think they really put-- See, the guy on these games, like, I want to see-- Come up. No. --aim, like, wet or bayonetta, where, you know, you were, like, literally fighting people-- Or a dapple. Maybe. Then, did you pretend to be the toothbrush with the flaps of your vagina? Did you pretend to be the kind of-- [LAUGHING] I think they should just go-- Yeah, using the toothbrush. Well, I was bro-- Watching my teeth as I was dancing. So I was-- I know it. I mean, that people are-- I was going through the-- All right, for this, anyway. Just butt naked girl fights people with her giant, vagina fushions, physically-- Are we-- --of brushing your teeth? Like, swallow his ears-- --robot. --which is basically my-- Is her head so-- Have you played bayonetta? So they have the only reason-- The only reason they're dirty and then my teeth are clean. Oh, but I'm here. You've done like bayonetta's fucking costume is meant for hair. And her giant special attacks are hair. So when she does a giant attack, that's cool. The next letter is from Kenny. It's not really a letter. Close one by all. The only reason it just says the legend, though, that they wouldn't do the game that Robert's talking about is because it would get an AO rating to drag America. And you're going to do this, which one? Thoughts? I don't even know what that is. I know what it is. It would be nice. On anything that got people sick. I don't think I ever think that's an awfully academic appraisal of trying to drop a bomb at America. We can really-- [LAUGHTER] Awesome pussy-flapped fighter. [LAUGHTER] Come on. Come on. Or that's the shot, like, it's no big. It could be like a story, that's for sure. How about-- --pans are dragging, and that's a dragging. But action game, and that's how you fly from one building to the next. I would see it more like gliding like a flying squirrel. It's the first game I ever played where I-- I need to see this letter. I watched it give someone motion sickness, like I was playing that my death. That's me to turn it. So no go on the wet, huh? No, because he's feeling motion sick. He's like, oh, wow. I was sort of the wet apologist on me. I mean, it was so intense. Played it last time. I was willing to give wet a chance, and it-- That's really-- For everything it does, right? I'll say, in advance to her. Thank you, Trevor. Three things that are either-- Because even though I can't watch her in it-- --stupid or just, in some cases, completely-- He sent me a video of-- --sign-boggling. I'm unapparently getting hurt on the Pax Bron-- --it frequently-- --that was for a dark cider. They're so concerned with you seeing how awesome their presentation is, which I did. Because remember how I said, like, I wanted to say, is not that great? Did someone get hurt? Like, the game would-- I never did. That's better. So he said he just happened to be in the-- --without their fucking film. Right place at the right time. It turned on, which you can turn off in the menu. It just gets so occupied to capture someone breaking, showing you its limousal design, buying-- That was crazy, what was the deal with that? --going on that-- --they had a guy, literally a part where I stepped into a room, and it pulled the camera on dress, parked to build a boyfriend. It just seemed to me to show me the entire room. And meanwhile, apparently they just were shooting up and made the entire time. Really? And I am enough to include leg. I couldn't break out of this camera. But the ground. I mean, I remember the-- But it was a nice level. The bull, man. All the-- whatever the fuck it was. It was the level. It's the monster that was like a bull. It was not a bull. But for the life of me, I don't remember what-- It's not like the game. I don't see you curious to see how far it was. I just did what it was. Who I'm goes after this. Because it's going to be a pretty spectacular-- Yeah, that's sort of the problem. Fair. Yeah. I just thought if they're obviously having the-- Well, these people signed release forms. I mean, according to you, but according to everyone else, it's a-- It's rating it like a quote. In case they get into everyone hurt. They should have made a pain and speckiness. It's going to be the hottest. It's just this week. It's going to be like, oh, they gathered more people around. Like, oh, shit, he's going to do the bull. Because they could-- Because 68% on Metacritic right now. There are a few sites that rated it really high. But those are all the-- Made it like the worst-- Outlayers. Rodeo style bull there. Well, hurt people. I mean, we've seen in the past, though, there are people all the time. And you know kids would do it-- Outlayers. Because it would be a pleasure to translate hacks. And they'd still-- For new IP that no one has heard of, I'm going to do it, man. I'm going to do it, man. Good reviews are important. Make some balls, and then I'm going to do it. And this game is not-- Fuck them. Lime would stretch to the front of the egg. Could you fish and all of it? Exactly. Well, about it, like, after you did a keg stand. Yeah, I was like, they're already centered. I'd be really confused, I think. Leastful. Yeah. Yeah. Forms, man. I don't want to see people fucking-- I don't want to see someone-- I don't want to get rocketed through the upper parts of this. I can see if you were like-- If you were just like a bro. Yeah. You really drunk that you'd be a-- Pretend. Yeah, man. Pretend to play some ears in a row at E3. The Xbox. Xbox. Yeah, I got-- Fallout 3, party leading up to its launch-- Game, call. [YELLS] This chick spends all of her times on her knees sliding around. True. Is that this-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah, there's a lot of power sliding. This ranch theme that I bought. But I mean, that bar-- That bar. Yeah. I went last year. The controls, in some ways, almost remind me of Assassin's Creed because of all the shit you have to be pushing. Always have the bull riding going. Pulling it once to get like-- The bull, the bull, the bull, the last year. Yeah. That's an embarrassing-- I didn't get that. That's a more grabby game that everyone loves. I enjoyed Assassin's Creed. Yeah. And this is not-- this is no Assassin's Creed. So if you have that video, I'd really like to see it. I really-- Yeah. You know, I rode when I was-- It's kind of a campaign of shitty games to have you try to-- because you have a steampunk skin, right? Road one. I do. You should just-- Billy Bob's in Fort Worth when I was younger. And I thought I understood how to ride it. And I was like, I'm a-- So that you like to appreciate the good games. You've got to play the really shitty ones. So you should-- I'm showing you. Download this game called "Darkest of Digal." And I got it, and I was so fucking awkward. And I flew off for your aloft, like, wasted podcast. Yeah. It's pretty interesting. What's it do? OK, so the premise of "Darkest of Digal" today is this. You start off-- it's a first-- Oh, hey, this is hard. There's a shooter. They are sports. And you start off-- I'm going to sell it to you. You start off, and you are a soldier. It's mine. And custard's last. Sorry. Oh, the next one. The next one is Devon. It's really-- And so while the indians are all attacking you, at some point, you take an arrow load. It's pretty grave as well. So now you're sitting up there with your pistol, just shooting. Take love with getting to meet you guys at PAX. Is there any chance I might run into any of you again at PAX? Not even as much as you can. And then, all of a sudden, a fucking time portal opens up, and a guy comes through and takes you into the future. Or is I not attentively ongoing for work. Really? Yeah. What is it? This is all in real time. So then you're taking the future and he explains to you you should be-- well, he and the girl that run this spaceship, this time program, explains to you. My fucking-- I have no idea. So we don't know. Most likely, they just saved you from certain death. And in return, they're going to ask you to help them set the timeline, right? Robert. And you're going to be sent into missions another time and go say hi to Sean. I would be surprised if I got to go. I mean, the PAX was lunch to make sure key things continue to happen. You play custard in the game? No, no, no, you're not custard. You're just one of custard soldiers that should adapt. Us media friendly. Oh. Are you guys saying custard over and over again? Because this is what I'm a shear than it has been in years past. Right. But I mean, the show's always been about the people that go. And I think-- You're in custard. Custer. Custer. Custer. Custer. They wanted to make sure that-- Custer, you put a spoon in it and eat it. So that's what they-- That's how it felt, because I don't know. Maybe kids got annoyed in the past years when media-- Good. So yeah, so after you arrive, you hook up-- Yeah, got to cut this out of the front of a cowboy dude in a spacesuit. And he gives you basic weapons training. And at no point is their mind. And just walk right in. So they definitely got rid of that. But I mean, we also heard from some of our devotees-- At that moment, we were like-- Alber friends and-- I'm never going to see my family again. We're like, we're like-- We're like, this fucking-- this TV screen is like-- Friends, that that was annoying them, because one of the reasons they like having such a presence is because media comes. Lights. Right. Lights? Yeah, like electronics. Running water. They just hand him an AK-47, and he's like, lock a node. That is pretty much exactly it. Yeah. I don't know. I guess it's a balanced strike, right? So yeah, so who knows? I mean, maybe two years. I don't have to be like, oh, I don't have to be like-- I don't even want to get ports and anger out of cuss badges. Right off the bat, they're like, we need to send you into the past to fucking fight in the civil war to save this dude. What I don't-- Packs, like they don't really-- like, media badges, quote unquote, put a comic on. We're just free pusses that-- Why did they decide to get you anything? That someone from "losing battle in history" would be the ultimate soldier to win the battle. Yep. I felt like a jerk when we cut people to see "Red Dead Redemption." So I have no idea. Other than they just wanted to, like, we showed Custer's last stand. Do you think that the people who made the game are confederates? No, and I felt like a jerk when I cut people with Arthur to play Halo at EST. But yeah. But who knows? I mean, it could be because all the heroes are always like "Redneck" type people, like a-- And so you go into the past, and when you fight in these civil war times, you always have like-- You had to play. Yeah, we did. And then you didn't feel so bad. People would stood in line for hours to play ODST. It was-- Arrow weapons. So when you, like, shoot, it's like a 30-second, like, not quite. But it's like, "Oh, long-ass reload time is your muzzle loading." It's like if you cross the loading line in half a little crazy and "left for dead 2." But luckily, "left for dead 2" had the press box left, too. Like that's how long you're waiting to reload. And so-- But it does have the gears of war, like, mechanic of, like, hit the button at the right time, and it'll reload faster. But if you fuck up, it's like you just jammed a muzzle. With food and cookies? Food and cookies. We're not shooting. Man, I was fucking starving by the time I was-- Dude, I asked you, Flutter. So now you're sitting there, like, trying to, like-- Did they send you back in time to find Baracko Bob, and was a real birth certificate in Kenya? Yeah, I think that's level five. And you wanted food before you came over. And I told you, I wanted a large pizza, some french fries, a cheese knife, and so-- And you arrived just at the same time as the birthers who were planting a fake one. All I need to know is just the South wind. Cake. We can, actually. All from the cheesecake factory. All from the cheesecake. I bring that-- oh, I don't know. So the way I played was I played-- I was just trying to save this one, dude. And then I got bored with that. So I traveled to World War I to try and save a different dude. And I longed it because Robert's a cheesecake factory. He's now eating-- No, I just hate, like, going to a-- Like, we were in fucking-- Like, I was playing as Russians and I would encounter, like, Germans who were also key figures. So even though they were just-- Seattle. And it's like, normal souls. Word of God, every three hours somebody I was with wanted to go to the fucking cheese factory. The guys that are highlighted in blue mean that they're important to history in some way, and so can't be killed. You only wanted to go there because it was the only fucking thing open. It was convenient to have a non-mortally wound. In that air, like, food again. Or you have to throw these, like, marbles at them that, like, put an explosion over their brain and maybe could pass out. Until, like, a weird little part of Seattle. Well, we had a good time with it. It is really weird. And I was out. What fucking cab would fit seven people? This is a weird game. Some of the worst voiceover. Like, I think you came by and heard some of it at some point. It's hard for me to be like a clam car. We could even have-- we could have just walked-- Keep track because you're also fucked up. Capital Hill. I think Raven. Could have. We could squat. Anyways, oh, yeah, that was another game I played. But where in this game comes the part where you start bringing the AK-47s into the civil war battle? No, that's what writes in. And he says, hey, gang. Hey, loose. I think is that you always go back with-- listen from the get-go, but first time writing in. When I whip them. Because you don't want to fuck up the timeline by going back. Well, no, I mean, I have seen video clips. I have seen video clips that you take, like, future weapons. Yeah, where it's like-- Let's read those relationship emails about breakups. I always felt reassured because I thought my relationship would last until it happened to me. I'd be honest. I only played, like, an hour. Because I was like, all that stuff. That seemed like dudes opening up with, like, civil war guys on horses with, like, a fucking-- Scott dumped out of a two-year relationship with my girlfriend. That's all. The thing is, two weeks ago, we went on a break. As she told me, she didn't feel emotionally or physically. I've heard all these horrible things about the game. Like, it's, like, the worst game to come out in a long time. It's bad. Ready to care. But it's not like a relationship to the emotional-- The emotional conflict denied us. Shitstorm that her life has been. Yeah. I mean, lately. I understood. And despite my efforts to try and come out, Arthur sat down and tried to play that cooperatively. Turning points. I was like, anything's fun and cooperative. I thought that I could help her through it. She simply said she needed a break from everything. I don't go out of my way enough to play bad games. I think I probably should. Well, three days after the break started, unbeknownst to me, she had met someone else. Sometimes I do just because it's probably before the break. It's kind of fun, in a way. My opinion is just to see how bad certain things are. And it's funny, because I did a few conflict denied ops. And I don't remember being like, I'm been honest to me, she met someone else. Someone who could make as bad as it was when him and I played, who would care, laugh, and smile, and had been through what she was getting sufferably bad. I reviewed that game for one up, going through with her family lately. Oh, I'm so sorry. They traded. But yeah, they fell in grade. It's kind of arbitrary. I began going out. Later, that was-- Who's the Gitcra-- Kumorcon, the Portland-- And I'm like the worst of the worst. And I think those games-- And I made convention. And me-- Be just like, game's a horrible, horrible, production problem. I won. And it's including what I thought at the time-- Road Away. Was currently-- Yeah. Was my currently-- I have the 360 version, and I wanted to put it in the track. On hiatus, girlfriend. OK. But I mean-- Well, apparently so was the guy she-- Well, it was like, was now set. One game that Sean reviewed, like the World War II, one where it was like-- So in a room with hundreds of click, America-- well, I see. America didn't join them in each other war. There's arms. And a wave of sickness flooded over me. And I promptly vomited. And so the game's about all over the Hilton Hotel in a crack hour of victory or something. No, it wasn't hour of victory. Oh, no, that was the other one. Yeah, where America gets invaded by the Nazis. But I remember that was another one. People just reamed. And it was mainly because it just had-- It lacked polish. Like, to every way. The stinger, I had paid for both-- for her convention pass and her outfit for the convention. And fall of the earning point. Do I reveal-- I was also planning to propose to her at the end of the year. That game-- Ooh. And that was the worst fucking game I've ever-- So I told you that story so I could ask you guys to remain-- I've never played number. A few questions. She went live. My first love. And what I'm-- That game was a-- Really worried about is if all love feels the same. How old are you? Shit. It's right. I love my girlfriend. Man. Did that to me. And on something-- To see, and that was the guy where they still do. But guy wrote in saying we just didn't understand. Each love feel different. How did he end it? Just wanted to reflect that. That game made preverications-- [LAUGHS] They just-- Tyler, like, the-- Yeah, they-- The guru of love. Stop the reviews on-- Tyler has gained that reputation. That one. They didn't publish a one-up-- [INAUDIBLE] Didn't publish any of the reviews. Because I guess-- Of love. I don't know. But I think this is a fair question for Robert. The two because you're married. You per ask them, like, hey, man, don't publish any reviews for the-- Yeah, but I'm a weirdo. Like, I married a girl that I met. [LAUGHS] It was fucking terrible. When I was 16, so-- She also gave you a copy of two-player Tetris. Yeah. No, you don't-- that's not just two-player-- Yeah, maybe we should get you that one. But what are you saying? Like, you feel like it's like they don't get a-- Tetris, that is, like, fucking black market or gray market shit that almost no one had. Shakes? Yeah, it was the thing. No, I just-- I think sometimes it's the games that have no money and no production values. There was a particularly great copy of Tetris. That is, like, a 100-year-old model of wine, a video game. The gaitles. That is the 8-year-old word. But why? I'm usually more infuriated by games that have the money and the time. But just fuck it up with-- So, man, I would be inclined to say that maybe what he's feeling with love towards this girl is really just-- And stupid ideas. Like, that's a true way. Oh, man. Like, Assassin's Creed. That's a game that I know lots of people love that game. And overwrought infatuation. And it's not like-- There are things that sort of love, like we are-- I mean, it's not a trivial question. You know, I'm about that game that I think is totally awesome, you know, like, great world and everything. But I have no idea what they were thinking when they were-- Yeah, yeah, I wanted to do that. He never said that. And out of their way that, like-- Yeah. I just think that-- I'm not trying to-- If it's your first serious girlfriend, like, it's going to be-- It's going to be-- This enormous world that was really cool to walk around and jump around in. And then, obviously, at some point-- It's going to suck, but-- Yeah. OK. Also, I really-- I mean, maybe this is weird coming from somebody who's married to personally dated for-- Now, let's make a game. And like, they had no game to play. And it's 12 years or whatever. But to sort of graft something on top of it. I don't know. I really don't think that there's such a thing as like, when love feels right. Or like-- I enjoyed most of the gameplay in Assassin's Creed. I feel like it's-- Finding the Run-- Draw out at the end, especially with like, the flag runs and things like that. Love or something. Like, there's some magical-- But I really-- Chemical connection. I think that, you know, most people are-- They're the combat engine. But I think that is a good point that-- A capable of love. That production value tends to be something people-- Aren't assholes. I think. And I think that it's just a matter of like, finding someone who's-- Yeah. Or they're more forgiving of games with higher production values. Even you and who-- Gameplay is like-- Is generous enough to-- Not necessarily turn your affection and not to be a dick. And your girlfriend was a dick. Like, you really shouldn't feel bad about it. Like, you should feel really lucky that you got out of that. Well, I mean, you can make an awesome indie film with a budget of $500,000. You cannot make a fucking sci-fi epic with a budget of $500,000. I guess that-- I think. Yeah, you should try to-- You should try to remind yourself-- That's the thing, right, is sometimes these developers set their expectations. Of that, as your body goes through chemical symptoms that are extremely similar to-- Yeah, for what they want their game-- Drug withdrawal. Sure. Sure. Be. Sure. And it's not like I think Assassin's Creed is like the word-- I mean, I think it's a matter of chemistry and circumstance, like where people are. I just tend to be-- Like, what they're looking for. Yeah, and also all those things that I can be infuriated by games that people are all told in, like, that you needed to get a-- Just love the way or whatever. That was shit out of the bothered game. I mean, if you totally found something that was lying, you'd like to dress up as clapping, you know? I think that's like a love-hate thing with it. And go to the fucking-- What is that? How you feel to make a convention? And she scribble nuts as well. Fell in love with that guy. And I think I'm up with some sort of bullshit, stupid way to get out of it with you. Oh, man, I don't know what I think about the-- I mean, that's-- I think that that's a possibility. I'm not yet. There's also-- I've played, I've played, like, three worlds. There is a small chance that maybe she believed what she was saying, and then-- Well, it's worth a bit. And-- Somebody is it. Like, did they say how long they were together? It didn't. No. But I definitely-- Robert has serious, serious problems. Dude, I thought he said two years. That he said. Yeah. Two years? I mean, everything in scribble nuts is awesome. Dude, is that the first time that you don't notice any problem in your relationship, like, until you start playing the game? I think-- Did it really blindside you after you've been with somebody for two years? Well, I mean, I think the regular game is awesome, too. I was definitely in a relationship for, like, two and 1/2 years, and then-- It's just-- Right at the end, like, the last-- Because I reviewed it. That's two. And, like-- With three months, it was just like-- You know, she had, like, one or three-- Two or three months of controls. It's just like-- it is annoying-- Long time, man. Yeah, like, went into her career and everything, and it was just like-- They used the controls to move-- Is one of the situations-- And to interact. Like, that's-- Yeah. You just looked at it, and I was head-over-heels for the-- But even that, the game is girl. And that's when I sort of, like, realized, like, man, if it's not a-- Still, like, two-way street. Such a unique and fun thing. I felt like she really didn't appreciate you for-- Did I don't even care about that old town? You brought to the table. Right. And, you know, and-- I mean, to-- Care, right? That it's not like an-- To keep me from playing it. Of, like, romantic love is almost like misleading and-- Well, it's like one of those games that is, like, the reason I have a DS. To the fucking love hour. Special guest, Dr. Max. It's for, like, cool games like that, right? Also, then, like, Dirt 2. I just like to reiterate the old cliche that-- Ported DS. But, I mean, just since you're, like, the relationship. The thing is that, when-- Sir, you're generally a bad idea. And I say this because I feel like nerds are disproportionately more like, when-- But he didn't have it too engaged in more relationship. That's why I'm just-- Games failing comes when it-- But comes to controlling your character, interacting with you. I think that-- You put that out there. He's in a position where I think that some objects you create that might-- But they're saying don't get an internet girlfriend. That shit gives you good loot and wow. And I do. And I do. Even in kind of, like, just the levels themselves. And either way, like, the way I look at it is, like, the way I look at it, like, when I get a hole in my shoes or, like, a hole in my jeans, it's, like, time to go. It's where the controls are shopping. I think it's difficult to do what they expect you to do when they're clear about what you're supposed to do. I do that. It's like, man, it's time to get excited. Fuck that. It's time to shine now. I don't know. I'm brush your shoulders. Brush your shoulders. Think that when it comes-- Breaking up with people as I am getting broken up with it. All right. So the platforming levels, like, go get the star when they expect you to have a book. On a game-related note, what October releases are you most exciting for? For me, it's border-latter. Yeah. Same letter. Decent amount of control. You just put-- number two, it says on a game-related note. All over your character and maneuver around. That's when it gets-- when you just-- October releases are you most excited. Shitman, video game's got to be good for something. For me, it's border-lance. Brutal legend. And he says-- Brutal legend. Handed to Brutal legend. Yeah, Brutal legend. Because you're sure. And he's just not able to control what your character's doing at all. Or even sometimes, says, also, if at all possible. Like, these will, could I possibly know Tyler's secret scent so that when I said to get back in the dating scene-- Interactions between-- I can have an advantage. He's shaking. Looking his head between items, the weird thing vigorously know about the game is that-- Tyler shared it with me. It will not be shared. I can tell you that he basically rubs the genital test so we have a dead cat. No, you haven't. It's not stuff like something. You comment? It's not stuff that you put in and craft with. And you know, it's like Grand Theft Auto. I actually faked it. Wait, did I comment on it to me? He said, man, Anthony, you smell really good. You don't expect good work next. Yeah. Grand Theft Auto to be-- And that was Tyler's secret scent. Wow. A perfect game because you're trading off things for having-- So was it the-- I mean-- Did you tell me you have a dead cat? Pretty much. A giant war man. I come back, actually. I mean, given that you were old and scribble nuts, you're ready to fuck, trade Anthony at best. When I was at-- I'm pretty much ready to fucking have Anthony in any situation. When I was at one precision-- I was at a-- And for the off-- At this modern warfare. And to have, like, a thing. People saw the bottle, at least. A billion interactive objects. Yeah, at some point, I was like, this is my-- It's shit. But they-- Why would you do that, Thrill? Just like, two and a half bottles of that thing. You know, when you see things work-- Because one of them was really cute. Well, in the game, it gives you the sex, the-- Shh. Spectation. What's the type? Oh! Is that-- I'll bleep it out, isn't it? That you're all-- This is the [BLEEP] It's going to be able to, like, come up with something really-- [BLEEP] Cool to do in it. Whereas a lot-- OK, and times I feel like-- No, you're talking about it. Mr. Slight has [BLEEP] design of puzzles. In that game. That's two things that I have to bleep at. Anyways, don't bleep it out. Like, by total accident-- Fuck you! I'll bleep that shit out. You know, we're-- We're right. Because A, I don't want to embarrass him, and B, I don't want to embarrass myself. Oh, man, speaking of really embarrassed-- No. Anyways, yeah, what? Yeah, man, let's keep going with that. It's the Anthony Life Hour. No, it's not there. Accidentally, drop something on an enemy, or-- Or it gives me the star for no fucking reason at all, because-- I'm in it, man. Is it related to legend, because that's what I was thinking, too? No, I was like, oh, we didn't answer this. I never really-- Question, though. I just say Brutal Legend. Brutal Legend, yeah. Brutal Legend. That's why it's wrong. Can I still-- That-- Yeah. I mean, if they add a-- That's good. I'm trying to nace a mechanic to board saying binds. I will be more excited, part of it. I still do better, but instead of that, I think-- I still think Gordon's going to be fun, right? Because it's the interest of Hater. Snare turned up at it, and technical achievement. Me, the thing, though, is just a cooperative game. Sure. I think it's an awesome tour of game. Anytime it's a different-- Oh, I think. --cooperative, it instantly gets me-- Well, and sometimes-- I don't think it's a little bit more than it ever is. And I was telling you, on the right up here, it's not an awkward-- It is a game. --tober release, but today, for some reason, I got strangely excited from-- And still, there is a game-- Lost Planet, too. When I realized, oh, shit, all the missions are going to do puzzle solving. It's really hilarious. Be cooperative. I can feel-- Areas in it, yeah. Interesting. I got something excited about Lost Planet. I know. I'm feeling a tingle. I really like it when they make it. Start to finally fit. Really feeling the halo tingle on my pants today, for next week. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, man. I'm like 70 years old down there, just totally dead. I'm already in it. Like, we take all the Viagra in the world to give me. The game, I think it's in the second world. It's hard for that game. Oh. [LAUGHTER] All right. I still have to write my review. That's when he started getting more-- George writes. And his is-- Interesting. --is me in the puzzle, the puzzles, and emails. Well, it's kind of weird, but I'm going to read it because we're reading all fucking-- Second world. --mails right now. His name is George. We're not reading all emails. If we don't read your email, we're sorry. I'm moving to California specifically to start my path of spiritual enhancement. The first one in the second world is a-- A cash in my bill. I was just wondering if Callie women were any different from the skanks of Miami. It's not the wean one, where it's like-- The hint is back in the skankage in Callie. But I'm trick or treat. Yeah. And you're standing out inquiring whether or not they'll be harder to knock them out. [LAUGHTER] They're harder to seal the deal with a bitch, baby mama. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. I'm trying to find a bitch, baby. These kids in costumes, they're holding candy. Beach bags. And the obvious thing to do is-- It shouldn't heat. --just be to-- [LAUGHTER] --wear like-- From what I hear, I am people-- And he's going to wear? He's going to LA. Not as much difference as you do some candy. Like, sir. Man, the LA girl accent kind of gets on my nerves. That's-- I mean, that's a cliche. You're getting the candy. But I saw there's a pumpkin next to the house, and I just picked up this-- I mean, but you hear it, dude. All right, so yeah. --pumpkin' and threw it in. I'm not everyone for sure. I shouldn't be manicuring. I can't say that. If you're going to generalize about Miami, you're the kid. And it gave it a star, because I guess that's a trick. Yeah. Generalizing about any major-- Oh, no, I wouldn't say Miami. I don't know anything about Miami. Me either. All I know is I think people have sex in LA. You know, stuff like that that I really think is really nice. That's what the standard holds on me. I heard that, yeah, fun. I heard people like to have sex in LA. And film it. Here's it really easy. This letter is too complicated, easy to get. Did the answer question. The more it's just like, oh, give me from Hannah. And it's from Hannah. It's a great break. Having to go through multiple obstacles, come up with all these different things. See. That's how we met attacks. Oh, man. I'm sorry. Why? She lives in her archives. She has a child, no less. She has a child. She has a child. She lives in her archives a little time. No, she came to her. It's a lot more fun to just be frustrated with this. I guess I'll just get in a mac and blow. She was red. Yeah, she's blue. Got everything hanging out. She says, what is your favorite beat of thought? I'm not saying her like Hannah. I just feel bad. Yeah, I don't know. It's a really-- it's a really cool head. What is your favorite-- why? Why do you feel bad? Because I was just talking-- I said a lot of bad shoes. I mean, I think it's probably some of the backlash that it's suffering from is-- I'm with vagina lips. All right. Yeah. Just talked about assaulting people with a vagina. She just asked, what is your favorite Beatles song? Completely due to that really cocksucking gaff thread where everyone-- Mine is as cheesy as it's still. It's just yesterday. I've always liked that song. Love that. I know that's such cheesy. That game's so much for months and months and months. I mean, I loved it when I played an E3 one to pick, but it is to this day. Like, I like yesterday. And I even like all the kids fucking covers the yesterday, including the boys to men. And I was like, I haven't played anything like it before. And I really enjoyed it E3 too. But I think one's fucking off the two. James Taylor has her like a cover. I heard that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know yesterday, like I said, it's-- I'm just saying people were really on this game's jock for a long time. And I think it's such a cheesy one to pick. But for me, it's not classic song. Mine is a giant cliche too. It's like a hated-- What is your worst? --expectations in a way that probably doesn't help. I mean, that's my favorite Beatles song. Yeah, that's another good one. I just love the way it ends. I find it right now. I just think that people were much more inclined to talk about the amazing things about the game. It'd be difficult to pick a favorite Beatles song. And if I were cornered, I suppose that I had less positive things before it released. And now that it's out, people feel like they can talk. I would say, "Dear Prudence." If I had to go, I'd go with my first favorite Beatles song. Talk about the problems. Well, it's like any time you've seen it in the game, right? You always wonder what's going to get fleshed out. Even though it might not be that now, but a day in the life. A day in the life, I like that a lot. But I really like the end of it. Along with the Fuji that, again, it was just like something where it's like, "Man, this game lets me summon God." They brought to a lot of the covers they played when they were first starting out, because that's when the Beatles were still kind of dangerous. It's just like, yeah, it's just like-- I just did things that-- It was so easy when you were playing E3 and you were like, "Oh, here's and think of--" I think they were dangerous when they were dropping acid and making fucking crazy symphonies. Only two each other. As a shooter, here's another melee game. And then you actually lucked out and we're able to go see that. I'm going to say, like, my flip side of something as obvious as yesterday is my other-- You were just like-- It was like such a breath of fresh air. Yeah, it certainly stuck you raccoon. It was also one of the-- Rocky raccoon's. I still hold to this day that's super marked out, where there's two, the three. But not withstanding, it's still reviewing extreme. Time music rips that's on the map. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's not like first or last game to do it. Yeah. But there are just some people who are giving it C's and B's. No, I mean, I think it's like one of those games. Amazing. It's like "Duck a Muck" or some Beatles songs. It's so hard to say. I feel weird picking one. Oh, we do love Beatles. I mean, also, like, I'm not-- Yeah, it's like one of those games. It's just like such a cool DS game that-- Nearly as familiar with the Beatles catalog is a lot of people who still want that game. Right, I still have it in mind, but I do love Rocky. I actually know the texture of every song. I think that game-- it should have been an iPhone game. Using on my tongue when I lick it. That's humbly agenda. What's cool? I don't know. Yeah, it's-- I mean, you're joking, but-- I think I'm actually-- I think in my pocket, I have both the per-- Down the line. I don't think Beatles, mono, and-- It would have been a-- I don't-- Stereo. How do you think the stereo and mono albums sound? I think the issues you have with that game would have been more-- Are some albums better than others on-- Or pronounced on an iPhone? I mean, it's either side. Yeah, I mean, there must be a weekend out there. I mean, the weird thing is that I grew up with-- It's kind of typing the weirdest stuff. So it's not like, birds would be a million times easier. Well, yeah, but then interrupt hearing the mono albums. I'm like, oh, the-- Acting with objects is where-- Yeah, but the screen should be-- The interesting thing is the screen is so much more responsive. The mono albums really do, for me, than the sound markedly different via screen. And especially when-- I don't know. I mean, they were sort of getting weird with the panning during downloadable platforms. Specifically, Sergeant Pepper was the Lonely Hearts Club band. I think they'd talk about why we're-- Amazing in mono, because it rocks-- It's a cadent PSM. Whoa. Do not know. Harder. Because they keep the low in. They better have to-- in the center of the stereo field, because it's mono. I mean, all the production stuff you read about these beat readings. I hate those in the typing with the genius of George Martin. Well, you can probably go to USB keyboard. Yeah. Like, he was-- he did the mono stuff. Like, they left the stereo. Yeah. Left up to someone else. Yeah. Or the chat pad is not-- I want to do that at all. I mean, there might be-- I'm not actually sure. I think it's eversion. It might have been that the Beatles were around for the mono mixes. And then they-- I mean, to me, the stereo mixes act like the eversion. You have to appeal to that game after they left. Which is playing it on a poor platform. I think the platform. Sure. I think that George Martin did-- Just sticking around with it. Like, there are certain games that I am way more inclined to like because it's on the DS. Like, I would never play fiend of the game. Stereo mixes. I'm not sure about that. But the mono-- the interesting thing about the mono mixes is that I listen to a lot of music on my head. Right. If it was like an XBLA game. But because I can sit there and play that in my bed, right? Because most people do nowadays. And I'm usually sleep on the kind of annoyed by mono. Yes. It's like, you know. Yeah, it's a good one. Lots is like a great little head thing to play for like bones. But the mono Beatles stuff is 10 minutes curious. Yeah, exactly. I haven't spent any extended sashills in with it yet. It's gracious, even though it's not stereo. Like-- I think we give it to girl. It has-- it's a difference. It's a huge-- It's a great game to give to not a amount of game. It is one of those-- it's like flour. It's like one of those things-- The dynamic range helps. Yeah, dynamic range, but I'm like, oh. It's also just the depth of stuff. Yeah, and then the instruments. They totally think, like, if they fuck up in the room, that you can hear, I mean, it just feels like, you know, things that are sort of tucked. Oh, I'm a bad gamer. And they'll just behind a key point. What was that face for? Flour? Yeah. Flour is a great little theme thing, you know. It gives-- there's a lot of spaciousness to it. So yeah, I don't know. It's like a go-to thing for people. Probably my favorite thing is, I seem to recall reading article after article about people. But the reissues is just saying, just the stereo. Abbey Road, which is just so-- Spouse saw this game and got different and bored and walked away. Well, I've seen firsthand people. And that's my favorite Beatles album. And then don't really play games. You version is just immaculate, and it makes it amazing. Flour, just because it's pretty. So it's like a good game for that. But it makes me fearful, and-- Yeah. --makes me want to worship the Beatles. Pretty. And then I also played Raven Squad, which-- Oh, my god. --has the worst voiceover. I've heard it in a long time. So. Like, you-- Yeah. All right, that was the one you kept here. Yeah. I mean, the premise of Raven Squad is like-- It's not stop laughing. It's like, you're-- Yeah, like the-- So I don't know. We have lots of bladders. But I feel like I'll just kind of guys from the perimeter, basically, a group of mercenaries. And all you do is you go into countries and solve-- More and then we'll take a break. Well, I think we should have stopped. It's already podcast coming back to our show. But the whole point of the games that you can switch between first person and RTS view, like at any time. Oh. Yeah. So. Yeah, people complained a little bit when we-- OK. --inspireds, except when you can't. Except when you can't, which it tells you specific times that you can't. But the problem with it is I had one that was like 2 and 1/2, so just keep it around this. It's good, and it's been good. So this guy is-- Then is that when you're playing first person, the graphics are like really bad, because it's like the same engine that you go and switch to for like the top. He just wants to let you know that-- So this is from Michael, and he says, I'm horribly the sense of view, which it's like a really cool idea. And like maybe in the hands of like a studio with millions of dollars, it would desensitize to violence and cool. Not because of a lifetime of American culture movies and video games, but like-- If a competent developer had made this game, it might not be-- I don't even know if it's necessary for a time on the Colorado Wyoming border. Wyoming's in quotation marks, as it should be. I know I feel like they were coming. Again, it's kind of like-- It's a South Peak game, and from a noteworthy two vet talking about the studio that's a fortress of Europe, but these tales are probably like these guys had this told to educate the idea. And they're like, I will give you million people. They are not cautionary tales. And they're like, million bucks? I bet you we can do all this crazy shit in America. When I first reported for training, I was scared to go about it. I mean, it's apparently-- I don't know if you've listened to our-- You can beat it in four hours, but I just-- I mean, Joe, but we have an ongoing meme that Wyoming, I just take state-- Go in 45 minutes. Yeah. By leprechauns, and I played through two missions, and I was just like, oh my god, they're constantly salting. OK. So that makes the whole time. It's just-- You've made a sense. So it's fairly awful. It is-- Yeah. But that was my-- that was my bout with awful games. It is a big game. I don't think Wyoming's a real state. That's why it's so perfectly square, isn't it? You're only playing an awful game. No, no, no. I played-- OK, I wrote this down. I played more League of Legends. People have actually emailed me maps of what the-- Which is awesome, really. America looks like without Wyoming and stuff. And I just wanted to take a second to Pimp Ryan and Rory's piece on GameSpy because it's actually like one of the-- But Franken draws when you ask him to. Yeah, exactly. So OK, so he says that other things we've put out in quite a while. When I first reported retreat, it actually is genuinely funny. And I think I was skeptical about leprechauns. It's an interesting thing about something so we into legend are looking cost much carnage. So do you see Kyra? I'm playing about furries. Gone forever. No, but that was a big thing with Rory. I did have a small green clap in my champions online, chicken in front of his waistcoat, dancing on the champion's lively jig. He climbs, apparently, under that furries. I'll go to the deck. Sure, sure. So here, one that fucking greeny one. But Rory's champions online review and opening gave it two stars as it takes a slip under my chin and drive up or through my sinuses. So they say the best training. Yeah, I was practical. They didn't have movie. There's going to be a big backlash from that. There was a backlash on the perl-- It's like driver's ed, red asphalt. First, you can't-- A manary wrist the type of films getting out there. Like toe in the water review. Well, the thing is-- The ribs, I mean, if this shit showed up in part-- But the people that have already done lifetime subscriptions to champion are they. Can you imagine the global panic and hysteria and stuff? They're just-- they're all fast, burned to the ground, and like round women to defenders because they're a guarantee. Second one. Can you actually do that? Yeah. It's like 200 bucks. And then you're good for life. What would you call this movie? Little green bastards painting the walls. Wow. Red with your blood, like, like, epileptic Jackson Pollock. Oh, that's a big commitment to the life of the product. For the life of the product. Yeah, I know it's a big commitment. That's why these people are like, fuck. So after basic, anyone who talks-- [LAUGHTER] Kid about this. So it is great. Like, they swallowed the pill, man. Yeah. They're down. I mean, it's-- I mean, it's-- This is fanfic, man. He's a rebel of him. He does have vane crazies. So after basic, they insert-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] --your creation. Like, I don't know if you saw any of Rory's characters, but like, the first one he made was Death Panel and his reviews. [INTERPOSING VOICES] They insert you with a veteran unit, and you go on and put your starts off with the, like, the roll of the borders at dusk and dawn. That's when the green-- because you get to enter their own bio. And Death Panel is like this guy that's out, you know, to, like, bring-- Spread the truth. --to break to do the most work. That weird time when the light is super low, and it meant to bring, you know, just with your mind and vision. It is rather unnerving to suspect a bunch of health care to everyone that will then result in their death. So-- and then he also leprechauns making the waxing and waning shadows. Out on patrol, said the character called a lonesome. Oh, you learn the tried and true signs of the one leprechauns are about weaboo, which is like, oh, do you know what a weaboo is? No. A weaboo is-- no, is a online. Oh, it's not a terms easy. He's looking for a green top hat. If it were that for-- Yeah, I'd pick it in a file. You call for leprechauns from my front porch. You listen. And so-- and so this guy is like-- it has a really extensive characterization. So it's this guy, which I can, for the sound of the hobnailed boots, leprechauns, for some odd reason, never adopted, more armed, 100-footwear. The nails and the heels make it some tiny, tiny, like girl hangtives, and he wears a Naruto headband and has a Pikachu tail coming out of the clack on harder surfaces. It was back. You know who else wore hobnailed boots? The Nazis. So he just looks like the worst. Sorry. That sounds like Rory. I wonder. Yeah. That sounds cool. So yeah, champions online, apparently. Not a very good game. I mean, Rory hit 28. And how many poor souls were sent to the great beyond with the final sound in the ears being the click-clack hobnailed boots? Well, I suppose the gurgling of blood from their fleshy slit jug hit 28. The content of the glitters was game ended, and the level cap is 40. And that's been a common complaint. Well, I sound. But hobnailed in a lot of reviews is that the content just and boots is close enough. Along with the boots is the faint jigams. And all of a sudden, you're like, I saw Celtic music behind mobs. And they're like, we promise, there's more on the way. Yeah, that's right. I mean, they've said that they're going to-- No idea where the fuck it come from. Use more content. To be fair, it's on the wind at night. The game has been out what-- Right. But you shouldn't be able to get through all the content in three weeks either. Who plays a-- Kind of like the chichichicaca from the Friday the 13th movies. You know, an MMO right when it comes out. It seems like the-- Champions online fans. But a lot of people play MMOs right in the chichichicaca. Like, my friends. Yeah. But as soon as you hear that sound or hard-- it's time for your squad to adopt a circular turn to WoW. They basically, cyclically jump to other MMOs and always return to WoW. Like, any offensive position. Time a new one, Christian. That music still haunts my soul, as does the unfortunate incident. It's not like, let's see if this is involving a tour to be good. And they jump in for a month. And then they-- because they always get like a free month trial when you buy the retail induction of the Lord of the Dance. These people just didn't know it. And they give it up, like, every hit them. Pirates of the Burning Sea tried it. Conan tried it. You know, Dungeons and Dragons online, they've tried all these. Just hit them with the 140th third, four coins, compounds like a tree sent thousands of WoW. Rounds into the dough. There will also be an MMO that'll grab me. I need a tour of us. Never play Irish music and Colorado. Pride in the world will just come in sense. Evil craft? Yeah, I tried it. I couldn't get into it. I had to play it for like 15 hours for a-- Then you might get you sprayed by some trigger happy FNG outside of those two things. The only other thing when I was done, I was like, oh, thank god. Yeah, man, I played this game for the-- The thing is that you smell boiled cabbage, but if that happens, it's already too late. Two hours. I only know of one-- Oh, yeah, this is-- I probably paid an hour and a half of the creation. What were your exact words? When does this kind of game smell the boiled cabbage breath of a leprechaun and live? His name is One Lung for a reason. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Rory says in his review, because of his excessive smoke that his video card broke during the game. He's also missing one of his balls. And after he was-- because the other one got cut off by a leprechaun grinding on mobs, and he's so cut. Oh, wait, never mind. It actually goes on for about 1,000 more words. [LAUGHTER] I'm going to stop there. It was like his computer telling him that it was OK to stop. [LAUGHTER] So yeah, but the game that I played, actually, that is a really good game, obviously, that people probably want to hear about-- Ah, ah, ah. That's Crystal Math, or-- [LAUGHTER] Modern Warfare 2, which I played last night in LA at the event that I went to. Get fucking blazed, and just tap, tap, tap on your keyboard. Don't play more-- I've never heard of that, what is that? It is part of the Call of Duty franchise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the fucking-- To popular first-person shooter franchise. The weird thing about it was that-- Does that use that big tech engine, or-- Better you pick to send us out on that. Dude, I specifically picked that later. It seems as if-- Yeah, so as the enemies get closer, they actually appear bigger. Yeah, well, it's that they're-- Because A, because it obviously made for funny commentary afterwards, but-- Don't use the small characters that are blown up big on the screen, they use actual life-size characters. Right, because we've often ended a lot of our podcast with random leprechaun. OK. Rendered big. OK, I got it. Yeah, and-- I hate both of you so much. Letters. So you know, we get a lot-- But yeah, I mean, it was a pretty weird event because it was obviously like hardcore sets of practical letters, and then we get the ones from people that are clinically sponsored by Microsoft. Because they were-- Really? They were unveiling the new console. It's not like that. Saying people on the front. Yeah, people on the front of the war are releasing a console. Well, it's the every poster you saw for it, like every Modern Warfare poster, which is-- Well, thanks for having me. Yeah, I know. There was, of course, a giant amount because there was like a lane you had to walk down to get into the building. All of them said 360. Because I actually have this little-- This little spiel I want to make sure that I do. Call of Duty 360. Call of Duty 360. Thanks for materializing. Which is-- Material 360. Yeah, that's-- But what are the chances that someone who-- Which is the-- You only want Modern Warfare. You should remember to go check out-- Who doesn't have an Xbox already? Well, there are-- I mean, there is some of our-- That's actually a game where there's still a substantial amount of people that play it on PC and stuff. And it does well enough on PS3 or Friends Podcast. Which includes-- Not having to network? Yeah, which includes-- It's just the Geek. It's just very clear that this is being-- At least at this event, the GeekBox.net and was branded as a 360 game. Because they want to love the multi-promote cast a bit with the fact that they're ruleab.com. At least using a 360 console that is a Modern Warfare 2 console. I mean, I got the games. Microsoft was smart by debriefings, if you want. They try to re-horv myself-- They push the arcade skew with Modern Warfare 2. Yeah, that was a surprise, actually. I really didn't expect the game to an Xbox. And then you should also-- when I saw it all branded 360, I thought we were going to find out how to check Xbox with content, like not like a new console. Which they've said is coming. A life well-wasted, added life well-wasted. And the 360 is getting content. But I mean, when I talked to the documentary comp, my manager, they were like, or you can just look alike. I mean, he didn't seem to throw a wasted up in iTunes. He's like, our game will never be any platform specific. That's basically what he said. No, there's a new-- There's a new-- there's going to let Microsoft-- A new episode. Put it out. You're like a first party game. Right, I mean, if they want to throw money, it's basically-- A couple weeks ago. I mean, I think Sony is probably going to do the same thing with it. If you go to a life well-wasted.com, you can actually buy posters. Assassin's Creed II this year. Right, just yeah. I mean, he said Sony approached just about making a console. That'd be one thing. The artwork is actually really, really good. You know what mode I would like to see in that game that I thought would be really fun when I played the first one? I'd like to plug your-- They're only-- they're only-- I don't want to be the best soldier actually fighting. I want to be the guy who presses the button that if you left the-- Yeah, that's true. At least she is the next dude out of the clown car. So you can just like pace the next-- Would you like to plug your album? Yeah. The number of guys who come out of the clown car at you, and sort of surprise people, you know? All of a sudden, you release like 10 and one. Also, the company's like, yeah. Like, look, it's 10 identical stereotypical jihadi's shoot the shim. You want to be the dunging high. Look, that shit up. Keeper. The dungeon master for Call of Duty 5. Yeah, I think that would be really fun. Man, you probably would have liked it. And that's my band. That's my band request. You know, the GMs, the game managers, they had the ability to take over any mob as far as I know. And in crazy country music with eye contact. So like, and they could do anything they wanted to these mobs. So at one point, my friend Paul was playing in the gym. Throwing in there in the gym, got some-- Took over a bat in the starting area and made it invincible so he couldn't turn around and let your car kill it. And just ran-- I'm just kidding. Now I'm going to look at my friend Paul spamming the bat noise. [LAUGHTER] Following him into every-- Cut this part out. Psychedelic art. Did he, anywhere he went? Fuck. Girl, like, hours on it. So they had people who worked for the game. He just trolled people off. Cool. Yeah. Yeah, like, just-- They were big-- Literally GMs in the original EverQuest, unlike people, you know, GM, there's a man-- Wow, we should have saved CM. But GMs in EverQuest, it was like the Matrix. They could literally do anything they wanted. Like, I remember when I saw GM, I wanted to make him. He's like, where do you want a common thing to let you know or-- I was like, I don't know, take me somewhere. And all of a sudden, boom, we just appeared there. I was like, what the fuck? Was he trying to rub-- The letters-- Mancy? The deal is letters that eat them. Hey, what's up, baby? Where do you want to go tonight? I'd take you anywhere in this game. The Aladdin carpet ride? The H-Sleeved and the N-game stuff. Yeah, there were-- there were even-- Because people always eat certain monsters. In EverQuest, the reason you made me think of it, the only time they appeared is when a GM decided to control saying, where the fuck is that? Roll them and make them appear. Dress, and that's what it is. So then all of a sudden this thing would run up and start doing all the shit that normally you wouldn't do, that eat-sleep. That sounds like an awesome-- Game.com job. Did people get paid to do that? Yeah, the GMs got paid. Yeah. But they also had to do with a bunch of bullshit. You should review something like, you know, 'cause I changed and subscribed it for a long time. EverQuest was like the most responsive game ever. Like, any time the podcast, if you don't are it. This guy's corpse camping me. The corpse camping me. You had to like, go out. Where can the internet peer and find you gentlemen? You're like, meh, meh, meh, meh. Exactly. Stop coolin' this guy. You just bring down the giant Godzilla foot on top of it. So. The-- But yeah, we have Modern Warfare. It is, you know, obviously like the first-- The-- --one boat with-- Oh, I didn't even talk about guitar. And pretty significant changes. I heard you went on quite a kill spree. I did. My best was 40. I was 40. I was 40. 3 and 22. Review up on Game Spy. 43 kills to 22 deaths. Wow. That was-- I mean, but let's be honest, like a lot of people that were there weren't very good-- --that are.com/e-g-i-e-s. --at all. Then there were some people there that were just like stupid. Good. Like David. I mean, because the whole vent was like really-- even David was doing-- Tyler. You guys. Well, but he wasn't doing like the best. I mean, there was a lot of Europress there, like a ton. Like, I didn't recognize very many people, actually. I mean, I'm a dirty thief for health. And, you know, some of those guys were just like-- it just seemed like they obviously probably worked for like Call of Duty fansite. For health. And that's all they played, so. But it was a-- I mean, the game's a lot of fun. And they did the new modes. They've added aren't really-- You don't have a date for them. Anything substantial. I mean, they're cool, but they're not like-- Team Deathmatch is obviously like still where the game gets us breading. She's a sad fighter. Did you get two sisters on me? Play it like single player? No, no, no. This was all multiplayer. Did you get to play hardcore, Team Deathmatch? No, everything was regular, which kind of disappointed me. So, yeah. Put it on a console. Right, because it fucked me up for a long time, because I'd like put a burst into a guy and try to move on. And then I get killed, because-- Like, like drink. As well as you can read Tyler's, you know, you need like two. Like, to kill someone in regular. So I'm not used to that either. He's a game spy. But, you know, basically, the whole game brings a play basis. And Tyler's is just like regular multiplayer or warfare, except now they've just added a ton of shit. Like, if you get tired of, like, running out of things to-- What's wrong? Unlock. In the original one, now there's like 100 more things. Like, instead of-- If you want-- You know, you can unlock new things for your grenade slots. Rise to bleed. Which, that's where, like, throwing knives go. Yeah, if you take throwing knives, you get frag grenades. And then when you take a throwing knife, as far as I know you-- Well, you've worked me fine. You get one throwing knife. You can find-- And you in the wet. If you throw it, you have to pull it out of whatever you throw it in. You have to go all shorts and egg around somebody. Oh, I'm tight. Or you put it up, pom-slash. [INAUDIBLE] Right, but it does allow you to make stealth kills that you don't make-- go up here on the map when you do it. It's like, you know, normally when you fire it. You have a little RNA, and then-- Ed gun, you have a blip. Yeah, I don't know anything about it. It's what it does. And so this just allows you to fucking literally be like a sports nigger. Throw that knife in. Stick around. Pick it. You get a Twitter as fucking case sensitive as a monthly. So the fucker is it? I mean, you know, and the whole like making your own kill streak thing is pretty cool. No, I didn't add that problem with me. I just saw-- And so just look at me up. The previews that I actually thought was a really good idea. Was the idea of death streak bonuses? Yeah, Robert Ashlee. Kind of, in my preview, I kind of compared-- There's none in the Robert Ashlee on there. Them to like, it's more like a-- The other Robert Ashlee is a perk than a death-- than like a kill streak thing. Because you pick it like a perk. You classical me. You pick like, oh, this is what I want my death streak. He's a composer and he's above Twitter apparently. So I thought one that I saw was copycat. And copycat is just like where if you die three times in a row on like that third death-- That shit. So you can, during the kill cam, you can say, I want that dude to load out. And so now, in the next spawn, you have you spawned with like his guns, even if he has like the most upgraded. I'm at twitter.com/chuffmoney. I feel weird, like shit. I feel that they need to be more aggressive with giving people ups if they're not performing. I have like this almost like that it isn't my name. And with everybody else. Well, the thing is that they also have other ones. Like another one I saw was pain kicks in. And as far as I could tell, you're basically invincible for like eight seconds when you spawn. It's not your name. He's dirty team. I know, I'm just-- So it allowed like people that were just like-- Like they made that because the same. When I see people like Robert Ashlee that are just-- or Sean Elliott, that are Robert Ashlee, Sean Elliott. And I'm like Chef Money. Like why did I get stuck with this game pro? Like, you know, people that are like, man, all I do is I spawn and die, spawn and die. So now you have pain killer. You can spawn and at least last for a while. So instead of fixing the spawning, he's at a perk. I mean, the spawning didn't-- Oh! Oh. And to the terrible last night, like I didn't find that I was getting killed, like shot in my back all the time or anything like that. [MUSIC PLAYING] This podcast is over. But I mean, the kill streak-- [LAUGHTER] Yeah. I think I'm still not totally sure about because I couldn't quite figure out, like, I know you can still get helicopters, just like the other one and airstrikes, just like the other one. Except I think, as far as I can tell, you either have to unlock them and slot them into your kill streak things, or you have to get them through a lucky drop through an item drop because you can do item drops now. The item drops can also be stolen by the enemy team as well. So when you throw the smoke grenade, everyone like, oh, fuck, there's an item drop, and you'll kind of fight over it. Creates little proxy battles on the field. I mean, my biggest thing come from the point that I didn't really notice until I saw David doing. It was like pointing-- that was just the UI, like I was telling Tyler. The UI is just insanely busy because they wanted to be like this constant bell and whistles of like, no matter what you're doing, you're being rewarded for something. They want you to feel like there's-- kind of overbearing dude behind you slapping you on the back. Anytime you like, jump over a fence. Yeah, like, well, like-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --point like someone used a riot shield. And when you're using the shield, you can absorb bullets, but you can't fire. And so David ran-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --not there with a riot shield. And some dude ran by and killed like three guys. And because David just absorbs some bullets, it's like, nice to me. [MUSIC PLAYING] --extraction 40 points. It was like-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --turn it into like jackpots on a slot machine. [MUSIC PLAYING] That's kind of what it seemed like. Yeah, they don't want you to-- [MUSIC PLAYING] And there's the return of prestige mode is there. So after you hit 55 or whatever the cap is, you can go. But the difference in this one is that they said prestige mode why. [MUSIC PLAYING] Actually unlock in-game things that you can use. Fuck you in front of me. So it's not just about the-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --level now, it's like you'll get things that'll be like, I can use this. And that's-- More than just bragging rights. Yeah. So I was the dummy. [MUSIC PLAYING] That's the decision. [MUSIC PLAYING] I had to start my progression all over again and hated the game forever after. And again with the bells and [MUSIC PLAYING] if you've added like-- [MUSIC PLAYING] You can like customize your emblem and your rank so that when you kill people, people see like this symbol for you. [MUSIC PLAYING] You got like a halo. And-- I want them to put in something like fours of three. And-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --shows like-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] It'll often show like game-winning kills. So like when it's like the-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --the ultimate game-winning kill. It'll show it for every one. And slow motion. Oh, but I don't know. This sounds like modern warfare mixed with the running man. It is very much more like-- like much more the other ones like focused on maybe feeling like a battlefield. Not really, obviously, but I'm saying like this one is very much like this experience like of a arcadey style shooter. It's still really fun because it's like the old modern warfare mechanics. They really want people to feel like no matter how shitty or good you are, you're like-- they're for a reason and getting rewarded. Sometimes I feel like games are so desperate to be loved of the-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --it's kind of disgusting. You ever play a game where like a game where you're playing something like that-- [MUSIC PLAYING] --where everything you do. It's just like, oh, yeah, and you're so good, you know? Or you get some-- The only thing I'm worried about is how low the levels look like on their-- bells and whistles. Although, I guess sometimes that works. X equals chimp-a-tiskas. That's not bad, actually. That's not bad, actually. X equals chimp-a-tac. Good. And see-- Oh, oh, you want to-- Here are some titties. But that's the difference between like a game that makes you feel like a bad ass and a game that is just like constantly f-- You're recording. You don't want to be too low. See this? OK. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Well, I don't know. I do know. I'm trying to think of-- There's a game that I have in the back of my mind. Is there a swing a game that-- I guess I've just been educated differently because-- Like, constantly preening in front of you where a game that puts out is what you're saying? Yeah, I don't know. There's a game-- I think sometimes you want to-- You don't want the most you could fit into it. You want to work a little bit hard. See, that sounds for free. I feel like I've played a game that does that recently, where like, no matter what you do, it's like, great job. Oh, it's-- So don't worry about that. I mean, it's-- We sports as a game, but it kind of does that too. No matter what you do, it's like-- This is actually-- Although, that's really good. We play in the sport. It's actually pretty good. So frustrating, like, that can be a frustrating-- I mean, I can turn up the training game. Way to fall off that log, guys. That's a game that constantly is just like-- I'm going to run it through level later. You're the best. Yeah. And like, in the set. Yeah, happy music and everything. I think-- Yeah, I mean, the most main thing you've ever does is like-- Oh. Do is-- I mean, I've been trying-- I've been playing a game to adjust this and I just compare like, the opposite of that. Like, press there until annoyingly unrewarding game. Strangely. You don't have too many dynamics. Have you guys heard of Spelunky? Yes. I've heard of it, but I've never played it. This has been like, kind of get loud. Spelunky is a indie platformer adventure. It's a game made by one guy, Derek Yuba. It's a free game. I guess he's going to make a version for Xbox. I think it's a live arcade eventually. But he just released like, the newest version of it. And the sort of awesome thing about the game is that it plays sort of like a-- you know, like an 8-bit-- Just record that like a Indiana Jones with a lot of songs, different options, a lot of interesting things that could happen, except that whenever you play it, you have no lives. All you have are some hearts, which you will lose very quickly in the game. And when you lose those hearts, it sends you all the way back to the season. And the only thing that keeps you playing is that every level in the game is entirely generated, like it's not. So every time you play the game, the levels are completely different. So it's like strangely compelling, because you want to keep playing. You never get tired of the elements that pop up. He's got to check, check, check, check, check, check. Really good mix of things. And it's actually even though it's all randomized. And whatever he's done with it feels nicely planned out. Things are attend, this will be in proper normal sound of talk. To each other in a way that makes them fun. It just sounds like an abusive relationship with a rich husband or king, something. I don't think that's correct. No matter, it's really brutal. But I have a thing for brutal games. See, I'm so-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] There's part of me that totally jives on trials and trials is like a brutal game. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [INTERPOSING VOICES] The trials is all skill, man. That's the other thing. I'm also-- You're recording this. Oh, shit. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] That was even good. I think-- Oh, I fucking suck at that game. So my thing is I beat every level, except for the last one. Yeah. I think this is pretty good. This is lost goal. Sounds fine. It does look good. As far as the last level twice due to time limit. Yeah, that is embarrassing. When you lose-- when you restarted like 300-- there's like consistency now. And then I don't think it's times and you lose, because you ran out of time. You can only restart 500 times on the level I found out as well. Yeah, yeah. You know, it brings up the level of the room a tiny bit. That game is so hard. And the thing that I wanted to quit it-- and then I discovered-- I can't quit you. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGHTER] But then I discovered that you can watch videos of the top 10 people on the lead fingerboard. That you're the gate. And I'm not seeing the gate opening. [INAUDIBLE] Whatever. Yeah, yeah, so you can even just go on a leaderboard and watch a video of the best person in the world at this game. Play the-- [MUSIC PLAYING] I want to go on a-- level that you can't fucking even complete. And just watch them blow you away. It's incredible. It's like, watch-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] Friends? Yeah, well, it's just so athletic. You watch it, and these are people with incredible-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [INAUDIBLE] I just have-- [MUSIC PLAYING] [INAUDIBLE] No idea how you can even get anywhere close to that. And I'm just too clumsy. [MUSIC PLAYING] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] To everything I do. [INAUDIBLE] You is overstated in that game, and you watch-- some people play that, and it's just so impressive. I mean, I almost like watching the game. [INAUDIBLE] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] But I've been really obsessed with that. And I do get strangely into games that just punish me constantly, and-- Have you played speed? [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] Yeah, I beat it, actually. That's another game that punishes your talents, too. [INAUDIBLE] I want a game that's gonna treat me bad. Fuck. See. Oh, you should try this free flash game then. I was thinking of it one time. I was called winpigsfly. The whole premise is that you're just a little pig with one more sunset. Flying through these environments that are just brutal. And all you can do is basically control left or right. Oh, yeah. One more sunset. I love you. I love you. I love you. But you're flapping. And it is like so brutal in the same way as trials. Like there will be times you'll be flying right between spikes. And you'll just be sitting here just tapping space bar like the most intense look in your face. I think just try. Try that. It's definitely one of those games where I'm constantly like flexing this. And see, it sounds pretty good. It must have been smoking. I do when I like. I want to make adjustments later. Or masturbate. Like where you're just like curling your toes and you're like. Well, why don't you play back. And then you're like. What? It's just like such like. So you can paint your info. Yeah. But awesome experience. Well, I mean, but that's the thing. Wait. Wait. Listen to that. Just do it real quick. Because it wasn't even. Yes, the estimating is a painful but awesome experience. You're pressing. That's the other thing. I'm going to run like it. Man. No, he's doing it right. I'm doing it right. And then until the break passes on. It doesn't. It doesn't. Is that what that is? And cups or four? I think masturbate with hand caves. No, I just got a little thing. He's just a person. And his finger. Some basic. Like that. But I mean, the thing is with the game with like. Things for no. Game like that. Or notes. I do kind of. You know, maybe it takes a while to get the reward. But the reward. Podcast is so great. Man, I'm already. Yeah. Almost down. When you finally get a gold on a really hard track on Trump. With my scene car. Wait. Wait. I just want to be clear. I like this. Have you ever gotten a gold? I've never even. I've never gotten. You finished the bottle. You brought my still gold. Oh, wow. It's a four. Yeah. Several gold. You're on a different level than me then. Oh. So yeah, let's make sure. Except I haven't gotten as far as you. Just getting through levels is enough for me a lot of times. Like I'm like, I don't even catch it. I could. I look good. If I placed. See, I'm all about perfect. I'm lifting it. Good. Y'all. I'm affecting the. Robert. I look good. Last forever. Yeah. I know. I can actually keep playing. Except that I think that I've finally sort of leveled out. I don't think that I can. I think we're fighting. Valbo. All right. Any more. All right. You should be. Yeah. Pete. I don't think that I can get any better. You should play the ones I have. Pretty much. Steam then. Because there's some different levels in those ones. Yeah. You know, actually I played. I played the game on Steam and found it incredibly frustrating. I think that we talked about this actually on an episode that you were on. You used the controller? No. That's the thing. I used the keyboard. And so I couldn't go back to using the keyboard. But I guess I could try it with control. Yeah. The controller plugs and it works just fine. I've seen people claim that the original Flash game is the best trial. I've heard that too. That seems really purist and lame to me. I have a hard time playing it. PC gamers? These are the same people that are still making mixed games. Like beyond PC gamers. It's like a PC game. Like PC gamers who don't play anything that isn't like indie and free. You know. But I love the way the new trials looks. I kind of have, I mean, a hard time going back to them. I love all the exclusion effects. I know that's the names. The screams and yell. No, I mean even some of the levels are actually like, that's a game where you wouldn't typically talk about the way levels look. But like that one that looks like it's like. The dreamscape? Yeah. Where it's just like a bunch of broken ass ramps. And you can't even tell. Am I about to land on this ramp or that ramp? Yeah. No, that's an incredible level. I would have played like, you know, ten levels in that style. I wish they had more. Just go out for ramp and you see like the Beatles playing in the back. That was another game. Yeah. That was another game I reviewed and I really, really liked. But it really bothered me that the level editor in this one only let you share with people on your friends list. I don't know why that is. I guess they don't want to host. Yeah. Because that just sucks for me. Because it's like, it's like, I don't think I have that many friends who are going to put in the time to make badass things for me. Because I'm not going to do it. Yeah. And I'm not friends with like the freaky kids who are going to like spend a ton of time making really good trials levels. Yeah. We could make it happen though. Yeah. I could. I shouldn't seek out like the freakiest freaky kid who spends all of his time making trials levels. That could be the one day game developer or something, right? Yeah. So. That could be a prelude to a story in the evening news. But I just want to say, Spelunky is totally worth playing. Oh yeah. I'll have to try that. Play that very good. That's a PC indie game? Yeah. Yeah. And well, it's come to Xbox Live. One small detail I think is hilarious about that game. There are all these little like sort of meta games inside the game that you play where you will find either like you'll find a gold statue and you sort of play out this thing like Indiana Jones. When you pick up the statue, you know, a giant boulder falls and tries to run you over. And then you have to carry the statue all the way to the exit. It's kind of a pain in the ass to haul around. But even better is the girl one. There's this thing where you find this girl who has a little thought bubble that says help. And you're supposed to like grab her and carry her to the exit. But the best thing about it is that you can use her to diffuse traps. There are all these traps in the game where they'll shoot darts at you and kill you like instantly practically. But if you're carrying the girl, she'll take the bullet for you and continue to live. And so she acts as your sort of human shield. There are all kinds of little details in the game like that that remind me of kind of an accidental cool game design from the 8-bit era where, you know, some of the cool things that happen in those old games are just an accident of design. There's a lot of stuff in this game that feels like that to me. So play that shoot. So I have to check that out. Tyler, what have you been playing? I got to play DJ Hero. You just like gave the big power fist up in the air when you did that. Yeah, because it's exciting. How is that? I actually don't have any grasp on how that game is going to play. Yeah, I had no grasp going into it. And it was really intimidating like looking at like videos of the game being played. Yeah. And I mean, but the tutorial does like a pretty good job of like running you through the steps. But it seems classic, you know, I'm not a big music game guy. But I know Guitar Hero has a reputation for being like the hard, the hard one and rock bands, the more casual one. And it just seems to me like it's, you know, it's from the Guitar Hero studio. So it's like, you know, you'll go from the tutorial and like, yeah, okay, I got this down and then it has some of the songs that they throw at you. But it's not going to be with three bucks. Yeah, yeah. Well, right. I also got crossfade. Yeah, yeah. You also got to work the crossfader. You got your scratches. Strict shift. Yeah. Almost. Sound may overload inferior equipment. Okay. All right. Yeah. But, but yeah, I mean, it looks really intimidating when you're jumping into it. This is the sound of DJ here. Y'all. I wanted turntables when I was in high school. So bad. Yeah. And my mom refused to get them for me. She probably saved your life. I wanted. You could have been one of those fucking guys. The white kid. You hold. I mean, just the guy who like gets turntables and decides to never like actually learn to play any other real musical instrument. It's true. I did end up playing guitar. Yeah. But not. I'm not saying. No. I mean, I know there's actually, I mean, like I saw DJ Shadow and fucking E3. And it kind of blew my mind. So obviously they're a great, great, awesome DJ. But they're also just the profession of being a DJ. Having fucking rad taste in music and playing cool parties. That's great. Love it. I knew a lot of kids who smoked a lot of weed and sat around in their room and went. Chooka Chooka Chooka Chooka Chooka Chooka Chooka and made shitty music. So. Yeah. Well, I know plenty of kids that get guitars and just fucking learn to play like two Nirvana songs and then never play it again. This is awesome. True. This is awesome. Yes. Yes. Safe bet. Just stick with rock band. Don't even try. Don't even try. Leave the music to the profession. Spanned fucking like limp biscuit edition and we can combine guitar and for the scratching. Oh man. All right. Hold on. So tell me more about DJ here. Well, I mean, I guess the cool thing about it is, is it's like you're not just doing the turntable of one song. They sort of do like, it's sort of that like DJ thing where DJ's battle songs against each other. So that throws in like the good mechanic for the cross figure where you're like switching to one track, like canceling out like the gorillas. And then, you know, like letting them do the chorus and then switching over to like Marvin Gaye. So he could do his thing. That's why you use the cross fader. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you bring them together the cross fader in the middle. And so that's like kind of fun. You know, like my main thing with going into DJ here was like, you know, we all know what playing guitar looks like at least, you know, like, you know, we've seen playing music videos, but like what the fuck did DJs do? You know, like, what is, you know, what is triggering, what is triggering a sample? Like, what does that mean? But it, it kind of tries to make those into game mechanics and it does do that good job of like feeling like you're making the song with the little turntable and little cross fader because, you know, it uses the buttons to like tap out rhythms and do your scratches. So you got that whole connection with it and, uh, so you play the buttons like a drum machine or something? Well, well, well, well, sort of like, you know, you use them for a couple of different things, like actually, so sometimes it'll come down and you'll, you tap out the music just like you would in like guitar hero with the buttons in your strum and the strum bar. But where they sort of augment the buttons is when the scratches come down and you sort of have to hold the button down while you scratch. So it's like, it only scratches between the green and the blue buttons. Which are the buttons on the like, the further side of reds in the middle. Yeah, red is in the middle and blue is on the either side. So it's like, when you see the green, green track coming up for the scratch, you know, you hold it down and then let go. I'm pretty intimidated by this game. Yeah. It really is intimidating. Why do you have the controller? Where's the game? Oh, it's, yeah. Yeah. It's right there. Oh. You should just throw the shit on and play it right now. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait. We should. We should. We should. We should. I mean, it passed the girlfriend test like, you know, Jody came in and she looked at it. And she was like, man, that looks really hard. Your girlfriend is the wrong girlfriend to judge this shit on. Okay. Yeah. But I mean, I, I sat her down with a tutorial and, uh, and, and you know, she, she was playing it on easy mode, which really didn't use the crossfader at all, but, you know, she was able to get it. I'm picturing like, like the people that are like hardcore, like, you know, the people that are like hardcore guitar kids and they want to play an expert, like the kids on this that want to put two side by side and fucking start spinning with those while they're doing like spins. Oh my God. That's going to happen. It is tough. It is tough. It's weird though, because I'll play songs and I'll feel like I do a really good job, but in the end I'll get like one or two stars out of five. Really? Yeah. You can pass the songs. Consistent. I'm just, it's weird. I'm picturing like rock band has a lot of parties that occur where people like, in my experience are like drinking and smoking weed. So now I'm picturing like a lot of parties with this where people are doing like ecstasy and it's kind of, it's kind of hard to imagine playing a part, having a part. Yeah. I don't think it's like something you sit down with. Right. Yeah. But what if it doesn't seem like it would be very fun. What if people are dancing? Well, that, well that's the thing. Like the songs are good. Me. The mixes are good. Like, you know, I, I enjoy. I enjoy a wide variety of music and, and like my favorite track on the demo is like the track where they have that, it's that song, um, satisfaction, you know, that electronic song. I don't know like trying to music that well, but I like that song. Touch me so I can feel by such as a spectrum. Okay. That's, that sounds like a good song. You know that one. Uh, but. I actually don't know. So people, I mean, I mean, uh, I don't think this would be as, you know, as good as a party game. It's like rock band or guitar hero, you know, with the band and everything. But I also can't picture like, like, I don't know if it's just me being a jerk or something, but I can't picture a bunch of people that are really into the idea of like DJs. Exactly. Being the type of people that are going to do, let's get together for DJ here tonight. Right. With a bunch of their friends. Bring your girlfriend for DJ here. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. I mean, I would, I, however, I would not be at all. That punk. I was kind of blown by that. Right. For like 12, like 11 or 12 songs. But guitar heroes will have turntable support. I will fucking say that, all right. It does seem really expensive. Isn't it? Like how much is it? I wonder. I don't know how much it is to me. It's like $100. Let's not even fact check. Well, they have it. I think they have like a $200 or $300 special one that comes in a case that also doubles as a stand. Yeah, they have one that has a stand, but it works just fine in your lap. I, I never felt like I needed to do it. Because if I pay $200 or $300, it better doubles a real record. Yeah. Why not? Like, why not have a real record? Oh shit. Yeah. So it's funny. This actually feels like, you know, if they put another 50 bucks in it, they could have just had a record player. Yeah. Because the bearings in it are really nice. Yeah. I mean, you know, it is actually, you know, a little fun to play if you like those. Oh, shit. And you know, that took off. Yeah. I just, I'm taking this apart for the listeners at home. I just broke everything about this controller. Maybe it does look good. Yeah. Let's go back to Activision tomorrow. Oh, I know. Maybe it probably comes off as, is depending on what you're writing. Oh man. Well, Jody was wondering about that and I was like, well, no, you're right. It's not. Like you're ready. I would expect that it's just going to have it on. I think he probably just flipped it if you want to be a point. Yeah. That's what I would figure. Weird. Yeah. We're figuring this shit out. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up having like a second attachment where you can get it like another turntable and added it to get successful. Right. And they had like the, the, the demo is like very light on modes. So like they were saying, it's like basically the disc that I have is the disc that you'll get it like kiosks or whatever in store. So it doesn't have everything in there, but they did have one mode where you could do like guitar versus the turntable. So it's like someone could have a guitar hero guitar and it was like, the song we played was like a mixture of a Foo Fighters monkey wrench with BC boy sabotage and it was, it came out, you know, it was okay. I mean, I wouldn't like jam it in my home, but it was fun. It was fun. Ty, where I will listen to you talk about games. Yeah. I'm not even joking. Yeah. But you know, and I, I even tried it on hard and it's cool. Like there's, there's some like advanced scratch techniques on hard, like where you got like the direction matters. I want to see the like, um, sorry, I didn't mean it. No, no, no. Go ahead. I just, I want to see like the commercials where it's like the, like the wee ones where it's like the two agencies that roll around and get people to play. Right. I want to see like the dudes that roll into the hood with this and they're like, yo, dog. I got the shit. So they just get them like videos of these guys playing. Like making the sound of the guys that they go to look a little hard. And then when they play the game, they're like commercial. Right. Playing it all day. Yeah. Just walk down to the hood and Oakland and be like, what if I told you there's a way you could be a DJ two walks over. They would be totally into robbing you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let me see that. And then they just hold it up and say 50 bucks, do something. So yeah, DJ here respect, I also played defense grid. Xbox. Yeah. So you play that a lot. Yeah. I played it a whole bunch. It's a tower defense game. Oh, yeah. For Xbox live arcade, you know. Oh, it was on a PC. But in my opinion, when I played it on steam, it was like it did stand out. It's considered to be the best tower defense game, isn't it? Yeah. Well, when they came and showed it to me the first time it went up, I was like totally like in my mind mocking them when they were like, Oh, well, you know, there's tower defense game. But this is going to be the definitive tower defense game. I was like, yeah, sure. Like, you know, like how many people say that, right? Like how many tower defense games are I say that like every day? Yeah, exactly. Right. I like the way it's actually a tower defense game. And it's the definitive tower defense game. And then after you play defense grid, you just caught him up and said, is there a dick that I can suck? No, but it is really good, right? Yeah. Yeah, it is. I mean, I don't know if I'd say definitive. I mean, the thing I like about it is that the monsters are trying to take these power cores. The grid is so easily done. And when they grab them, if you kill them while they're holding it, slowly floats back, which acts like a whole nother dynamic. Yeah, they're not just going from point A to B. They're, you know, they're going from A to B to C. Yeah, they have to go back A to B to A. Yeah, and it's or A to B to C. Sometimes. And I guess like the other cool thing about it is is that they have some of the levels where the enemies have a set path that you cannot alter, like they will travel this path regardless. And basically your turrets are all in the periphery, but they do have stages where you can sort of create your own track, you know, like the original tower defense. And figure out how to make it the level as long as possible for them. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. And even still with that conceit, it still sort of boils down to what's the best, best path for this level, which is something a lot of tower defense games run into. Like, you know, there's not a lot of like great designs, whereas the original tower defense is just like an open grid, right, you know, it's just like completely blank. Come up with whatever design you can. This one has more like structured sort of level scenarios that you can set up. And, you know, depending on where you place your, you know, anti-air turrets, you know, in certain levels are really, you know, make a big difference. But yeah, yeah, I loved it. I actually just played my first tower defense game ever. Just recently. Which one was that? Field runners for the iPhone. Ah. I don't know. My friends that it was a really good, how did you feel about it? I played on the airplane and I said, "That's pretty." That's nice. I played it. I looked at it. I was doing some things. I built some stuff. I killed some stuff. I really admire your power. It's a description. Did you find with a defense grid that like, because on the PC, right, it's nice because when you're having to plot it those paths all last minute and build and destroy towers clicking around on the little grids is fine. Did you find that you were able to do it just fine? Yeah, yeah. I had no, there was no point where I felt like the control really restricted me. I mean, because the maps generally are pretty small. There are a few maps where they'll have like four entrance points and four exit points for years like fuck. And they do make you think because they have multi-tears to pull paths cross over each other like highways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like a highway spaghetti bowl or something. And you know, the only other tower defense game I've ever played was the original tower defense for PC or whatever. That's top tower defense. That's top tower defense. Like that's the one I've ever played. I mean, I remember. I don't know if it's- No, the tower defense is another thing that I think originated with Warcraft 3. But it's just like desktop tower defense became like the definitive one that a lot of people get introduced to it. Oh, okay. See, yeah. Like there's a long-ass time when I would see people talk about desktop tower defense and I'm like, did that shit from Warcraft 3? Well, I mean, but it was one of those games that like when I was first starting playing it, you know, I was kind of just like, oh, yeah, this is kind of cool. But in like next thing, you know, I'm playing every level in the campaign and then like going back and playing the little specific challenges, like beat it with the only 20 towers or beat it with only like without losing any course. Yeah, or beat it without upgrading any of your towers and shit like that. Right. I mean, I do think it's a really cool game. I don't know how much it is on lives. Like it's by like 15 bucks, I bet, would be my guess. Well, because it's like a $20 game on Steam. Oh, really? So probably. But it's, I really enjoyed it. It's pretty. I mean, it was one of those games. It's pretty. Like, yeah, you know, compared to like, like, and I'm not knocking by any means, but Pixel Drunk Monsters, right, is like a very cartoony looking, this one's going very much for like a realistic, like you're fighting like creatures that look like scaled down versions of something that could be in Halo. It's something like that. I mean, it's funny you mentioned Halo, like even the machine gun turret sound like the exact sample from the, uh, from the gun and the warthog from Halo. Yeah, I mean, it does seem like they're drawing upon that a lot for it, but it is a very fun game. Pixel Drunk Monsters is one that I want to check out that looks interesting because you actually control, like, instead of a cursor, you're an avatar. Right. It is also an excellent one as well. You have to be able to upgrade your turrets. Yeah, it's pretty. It's got a whimsical style. It's quirky. Yeah. Quirky. It's like, it's like you're like a little guy in a forest against little like sprite monsters and, and you're like a little tiki person. Actually, I played, I played that like, uh, GDC a couple of years ago, I remember. So I guess, technically, I had played a tower defense game. What other iPhone games have you been playing? I'm just curious because it's an iPhone owner. I'm always looking to whore myself out for like something that I'll play for 10 minutes and never touch again. Yeah. Well, I just got an iPhone, um, like three weeks or two weeks ago. Welcome to the 21st century. Yeah. And it's weird because I had like a shitty old, you know, clam shell phone from 2003. Uh, and then I upgraded and it was kind of like a caveman getting fire or something. Like, I'm, I'm still kind of baffled that the thing exists. I, like I, I understood the people had iPhones, but I never really saw what they were doing on them. They were just, I'm like, annoyingly pecking away at them at restaurants and looking like jackasses all the time. Uh, but now that I have one, I'm, I'm like, wow, this is like kind of a computer. I didn't. Just like when you did that voice call to me, you were like, this is the future. Yeah, I live now in the future, but I, I got, I got several games. Uh, I've been playing Ellis a lot, which is a game that gets a lot of, uh, uh, I haven't heard of this. I should know. No. Uh, well, Ellis is this, uh, is this really, um, amazingly tailored for the iPhone game. It's kind of hard to describe sort of a puzzle game where you have these different, uh, different colors of circle that will appear on the screen and you can't let them touch each other or you, or you'll lose life, right? So you'll have like pink, blue and yellow and you use your fingers and sometimes it really helps to use like both hands, like have the thing on your knee, which seems weird, but you use both hands and keep them separate and, uh, and sort of find the, the, the whole to plug them in almost like you're, you're playing, you know, a game of like, put the, the right block in the right hole. Like it's an IQ test or something. Yeah, yeah. And, and so, but the thing about it is sometimes the, the whole to put that in will be like larger or smaller. So you have to either put two light colors together to make it larger or separate them by, you know, pinching them apart all while keeping them separated from the other colors. Uh, and, and it just has this really cool workflow to the, that works really well at the iPhone. It's like actually really challenging and challenging. Sounds challenging. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. I assume there aren't levels, right? It's just like last as long as you can. There are levels and they, they sort of throw different things at you. Like, um, you know, when it first starts out, there's only a couple of colors and you're basically just sort of, uh, you know, trying, trying to, to, uh, find, you know, find the right shape for the right hole or whatever it sounds so sexual to me or no. Uh, but then later they'll add, you know, I'm going to say like you were in preschool, but yeah. Yeah. No war sex. I mean preschool and sex or something. I want to know how often, in the course of sex in your life that you've been like, man, what's the right shape for this whole, uh, that's my point. Not, not often. I mean, sometimes I, I wonder what, you know, well, I guess I have wondered what's the right shape for the soul, right? Or what's the right hole for this shape? Uh, anyway, anyway, I mean, they do throw these sort of variations on you. Like, um, you know, like there, there will be sort of a gravity, uh, sort of a gravity ball that'll show up that'll sort of make things come to where you have to really like constantly keep things apart, but it's a, it's a really interesting game. How's cool music to, uh, and I, I definitely enjoy it. And then I got, uh, I got spider. I've heard that is excellent. That's the one that, uh, you checked out, right? Yes. On the way up to packs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's a really cool game. It's a, it's a pretty simple action, almost a puzzle game where you play a little, a little spider and you go to various rooms and a house and eat bugs and, and I guess like, for me, the main pleasure of it is that they make it actually feel like you're a spider as opposed to other games I've played where you're kind of a, like what was deadly creatures, deadly creatures is like, well, you're not a spider. You're kind of like a shitty cratose, uh, but, uh, I don't know. I always got to be at the God of War, but, uh, but in this game, cratose, cratose, but in, in, in this game, you really, you know, you're this really creepy crawly fast spider and, and it has this really nice, uh, uh, feeling, uh, control system for getting around the world where you're jumping and, and creating webs for stuff to catch in and, and, uh, as the game evolves or all these new enemies and stuff, I don't know. It's kind of one of those perfect little iPhone games where I can't imagine playing it for longer than 10 minutes, but the 10 minutes that you do play, it's, it's really fun. And it's all hand drawn art. That's so it looks really nice. It has a great presentation. Like, I mean, I usually don't spend more than 10 minutes or something in any iPhone game anyways. Like, the situation in the right is when I'm at a doctor's office or something. Yeah. I'm not going to sit there and like launch up a game with a full on campaign or something like that. Yeah. And the thing like I love about games like that and like tower defense games is I think like the graphic designer in me always wants to strive for like the most efficient, whatever. So it's like with that game, like when I was playing it, like I'm thinking like what's the most efficient web I can make for this area to catch the most bugs or, you know, like, is this the right corner for the web, you know, or? I think that's how they want you to think about that game too, because basically you're just, you have a limited amount of web and you're creating a, you'll, you'll create this big spider web by, by, you know, jumping at certain lines, you know, you got to basically at least create a trying bigger bit. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know. It's, it's, it's really, it's unlike anything else I've played and it just uses the iPhone. Well, I really think the iPhone can be a cool gaming platform with the right kind of controls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I like the doom resurrection game. I was like an on rail shooter. Yeah. It's good. I mean, yeah, John Carmack himself worked on that. Was that kind of like RPG ish? Was that like, yeah, there's two RPG, but this one's very much like it looks, the graphics are like based off of doom three. And so it's, and it's very much here on an on rails thing and you use the tilt to control where the cursor goes and where you're shooting. So it's, it's a lot of fun. That sounds cool. That sounds so cool. Yeah. Uh, is it, are we done with this actual video games, video games, y'all. I can't think of anything else. I'm going to. Sorry. I got to pull the sock up out of my boot. Y'all don't be disgusted. I got, I got this problem where my socks will travel down into my boots and then, yeah. And then, then like the tops of my, my calves will get all sweaty from the leather touching them. Just imagine all that sweaty, stinky leather on my leg. I'm really glad I have a box on my leg. Do you have a pair of boots, Tyler? I do, but I, well, I don't, I gave my pair of boots away. Isn't that like, like, isn't that like a sign that like he really has left Texas? You know, I didn't, I didn't buy a pair of boots until I left Texas because that, that was when I was like, oh wait, how many, how many boots are awesome. Like, like I actually bought my pair, like there's this really cool store. Like, you know, I, I say I'm from Houston, but actually it's like this little city right on the outside of Houston, Kugelina Park, and there's this store that their entire stock, it's all brand new, but nothing they have is before, is after, comes after like 1983. Everything they have is like, before, and it's just like these really, really cool shoes. Like I got these shoes there, like, you know, like all growing up there, I'd always go there to get my, my shit in my style and that's where I got my cowboy boots from. Nice. Yeah. I have really cool stuff. Man, your cat is really fat, by the way, sorry, Tyler. You know, that's, there's a cat right behind your head. My cat is the one that has her leg on my head. Oh, I see. What, what about my cat, like your, as your cat been doing like, bong hits and eating crispy cream, or just looks, looks like a Mikey liver from a heart attack at any moment. She is really, we're actually doing anything. She is really, she is really fat and the funny thing is me and Arthur have her on the very regulated diet. Yeah. I think I just need to regulate her, like more strangely, but then she comes and eats my cat's food. And when we don't feed her, she knocks over everything, but she just, she, she has made my fucking rage, dude. I think I actually heard her in your room knocking over. She did. I actually walked in there and set my bag down because I've been home since I left for the modern warfare thing and all my shit was all over the floor. That's all I know. She missed me. Yeah. Missed you. Um, so yeah, take a break and we'll come back with some letters. I can do it. I'm missing words left to my dignity, but I'll fight to the end for hearts. I'll never get thought for what was possibly the better or worse, but this love must be yours. Oh, holy God, it's too old. Oh, holy God, it's too old. Oh, holy God, it's too old. Oh, the candles. Let me have like a lot of anal sex with each other. What is candles and anal sex that are here? You've got to have the lights low if you're going to do something not dirty. It's not going to say that loud like I want to put it in your butt. They're just like... You don't think you can? You don't have to be married for a substantial first. Yeah, it's got to be like you're in a tent in Montana and the cowboy you're with. Candles are asked to mouth. Exactly. You're telling me that even after being married, like in your instance for quite a span that you can't just be that candid? No. No. I don't have the candles, man. We were trying to figure out the other day like dirty Sanchez. Is that just butt to mouth or do you have to actually have like a mustache? You have to leave the mustache. Is the idea. Oh, Jesus. I just thought it was the action. Anything to do with it. So welcome back to our letter segment. Let's see, that's much better. The first one comes from Christopher C, who says, "You might say I'm one of the few, the proud, the poor gamers that have yet to purchase an X-Gen console. My PS2 system is sold and overused that every time I powered on a message pop up to the says, "Are you fucking serious?" I finally set my sights on the purchase of a PS3 slim by years end, largely in preparation for the releases of God of War III and Final Fantasy XIII, and would very much appreciate some game recommendations from you guys. What would each of you say? Well, don't buy that Final Fantasy shit. That's for kids. What would each of you say are two or three titles, must have PS3 titles, as well as one game that should be avoided more instinctually, more instinctively than an episode of the geek box. I mean, if I had to give two PS3 recommendations off the cuff, it'd be uncharted and ratchet and clink. Right, and by the time the guy buys it, uncharted two will probably be out, and then the new ratchet will be out, as well, and then also maybe flower, just to see what the hoopla is about. I mean, the PSN has really cool titles. I don't know. I mean, if you like PSN. It seems like he likes JRPGs. If he wants something different, he might try Valkyria Chronicles or what was that one that was like folklore? That was a PS3 exclusive, but I know a lot of people like that one. But that's, man, that's kind of digging far back. You don't have to go so far. But I'm just saying that as far as the type of games that he likes, folklore, I've been told is very good. It might not be cheap, though, because like Heavenly Sword is still full price. Is it really? Yeah, folklore. Yeah, I don't think folklore was ever a great asset, so you could probably find it used. Yeah. Yeah. But I say just get God of War and play that shit over. I mean, the God of War collection is coming out on PSN. That will be out by the end of the year as well. You didn't hear about that? No, no. They're doing a PS3 release of God of War 1 and 2 with a up-res to graphics. But they're not doing the PSP game? No. Not as far as I know. I think we would see that on PSP. I would play 2 again. Hell, I'd play 1 again too while I'm at it. Why not? Definition. Why not? Did you get to play God of War 1 on your repacts? No. It's way too. The line's crazy. Yeah, I was at E3. It's even. The line was crazy there. Yeah, I played it at Comic Con and I had to wait a few minutes. Yeah, but you didn't just-- I watched the whole thing. You didn't roll up to the press area of E3 and be like, "No, I don't want to be--" No, I don't want to be-- It didn't seem like they were doing much in the way of legit press stuff at the Sony area. Oh, they were though. There was the whole upstairs part that you could only get to as press and then there was no lines. It's the point Anthony got me in. Yeah. Is that a match? Yeah, that was at E3. Oh, no, I was talking about packs. I wasn't using-- I mean, even E3, there were lines unless you went up there and did that and that's where they had like-- Well, I didn't know that. Have you heard of a life well-wasted? It's a show about God of War and how God of War is awesome. Maybe you've heard of a book of the type of attack. Yeah. The next letter is from Jeff Z, who says, "I am writing about a similar topic that you have asked and talked about all the time, game jobs, but I have a slight twist on the subject. I'm writing articles around jobs in the gaming industry. What I want to ask is what kind of jobs there might be for a guy like me. I'm not a programmer or an artist. I suck at drawing. My exposure to computer programming was a year of C++ in high school and a semester in business-level computer science at college." Craft services. "I graduated with a degree in economics and hold minors in business and English and I'm sick of interviewing for jobs in fields I couldn't care less about while I pretend like it's been my lifelong dream to sell supplemental insurance for Affleck. You're supposed to do what you love if I'm not mistaken and I have a passion for video games only rivaled by other sectors of the entertainment industry. I want to help people enjoy their free time, not sell them yellow page books, which I also interviewed for. Are there any opportunities in the industry for a person like me? Would I have a chance at creating something special with a developer or would I have to sit in a publisher's office somewhere trying to figure out a force down the next $200 per for a late and monster down the consumer's throats?- closer to the latter than the former. Maybe you should just get a job in PR.- Yeah, that's like marketing. Well, although he said he was an economics major and did he say he had an MBA?- Like a business- maybe business development?- Yeah, like what?- a smaller studio?- I mean, every studio needs someone to manage the books and all that shit. I mean, you're going to be doing numbers. I mean, just settle on that, but uh, but I don't see why, why not go for something. You know, like I have a friend who is an accountant who worked for Price Waterhouse Coopers and fucking hated it and left and ended up getting an accounting job with LucasArts or Lucas Film, not LucasArts, LucasArts is the game developer, but you know, it's a drastic change of culture. And even though he's still doing what he did for Price Waterhouse, you know, I think he enjoys getting up and going to work in the morning. So everybody needs someone, you know, who can handle the business stuff.- Especially now, I mean, there's a lot of companies that were still in a growing pains phase of the development of the gaming industry where there's a lot of business practices that were okay when budgets were like a million dollars or $10 million, but with a $20 million budget on a game, like accounting and good money management and good business development is probably more important now than it's ever been. But I have no idea how people get those jobs or anything. I mean, I don't know how people get jobs in the gaming industry at all. I always get emails about that. And I'm like, do you think that I work in the gaming industry? You should. You know, like, there's got to be someone at Gama Sutra that you could talk to about someone like, something like that. Yeah. So the next letter is from Chase, who on our forum or on our threads always post is Demol53854. I know you guys recognize that, like, especially Robert since that's his alternate posting name. So that's me. Robert chose to write in about the Bible. And it's actually not a crazy and same letter. It's actually kind of interesting. Did you see my job tighten up? A few weeks ago, both Anthony and Arthur mentioned the greatest story ever told as being associated with the Bible. Well, with Anthony mentioning more specifically the Old Testament and its array of multiple stories, before transferring schools to partake in a smarter major, I received an associate's in a ministry at a Bible college. Don't fret. I'm not one of your listeners who has qualms about your various uses of profanity. Having read the Bible all the way through, I find it sad that there are so many stories and references in the Bible that not many people will get to enjoy. I'm here to change that there are in fact some old stories from the Old Testament that are relevant to Rebel FM, both as hosts and listeners are quickly referenced the book chapter and verse and then added modern vernacular that is more appropriate for Rebel FM. So this is, this is Genesis, Genesis 38, 9-10. But Anand knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he lay with his brother's life, he spilled a semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring with for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord's sight. So he put him to death also, Rebel FM Bible, dude pulled out God killed him for it. Therefore pulling out his wrong. That's American religious logic. Then we go to the law that Moses received from the Lord, Deuteronomy chapter 23 verses 9-11. If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal omission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there. But his evening approaches he is to wash himself and at sunset he may return to camp. Rebel FM Bible. Anthony would never be in the house. If Anthony is to have a wet dream, Arthur is to kick him out of the house until evening where Anthony can use his unshamed full tears to get the job done the right way, in which he will be allowed to re-enter the home. Anthony do you have wet dreams? Actually, this came up at one point, and there is actually this period in high school where I got, I mean a college where I got really into this idea of a sentence. I mean yesterday. And I actually like to stop masturbating just because I wanted to see if I could- But your body didn't. Yeah, exactly. And then I remember it was my friend's 21st birthday and all these fucking people at Cincinnati House, there's people waking up on the floor and I walked out from my room and I was like guys, I had a wet dream last night. And it was awesome because it was like masturbating without having to do anything. You know, you just woke up. Were you awake for the actual pleasurable moment? No, no, I was in my dream, but I still felt it. I just wanted to put the mess on myself. So, so yeah, so I have had it once. And I remember that's funny that you asked that though because I remember my friend Ian, you know, his mom was really cool. At one point she asked us if we had ever had a wet dream and what it was like because she was a woman. Then did she want to like blow you? No. She asked. That's a crossing the line mom of your friend question. I think that's a crossing the line in pervert. She asked her son. I mean, just because she was like, have you ever had a wet dream? Like she's just like this like a weird foreign concept turning and was like, no, mom, I beat off. Yeah, I got to say I've never, I've never built up the tank long enough to, to manage them whenever in my entire life in my memory. Yeah, that's what I said that time. I only had it was because I went through this period where I listened to that idea. I guess I could try. And so if your wife would be thrilled, yeah, his last, his last is, and finally, the story, oh, oh, oh, who live and the prostitute Ezekiel chapter 23 verses 19 through 20. Yeah, she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses rebel of him Bible from the experiences of this woman, your podcast trademark saying she'll be spawned. They shall be balls, fat penis, and very favorite dick sucking question in that. No, there isn't really any questions. He just thought that it was a that he's just he just found all these things and found ways associated with just like proverbs chapter five verse 19. May her breasts satisfy you always rebel of him Bible titties. He said that letter a long time ago, and I think I asked you if you read it. No, we've we've gotten so behind on letters. Okay. So which is just, you know, just why I'm getting around to it now. But I thought that letter was that was Chase, Chase Z, right? Chase D D. Oh, last name. The other guy with the Z was always put at the back of the class because of his name and row call. I don't know the maybe the guy before the some kind of fucking anime or something. The letters guy had it. This guy basically he this is what Rich asks us basically. He says, anyways, I thought it would be a great idea if you guys could discuss expectations, if or how they affect you personally and whether or not you can control them. Would you agree with me and say it's become more of a pronounced factor in how much you enjoy a game? Okay, the spread of gaming press and aggressive marketing. I was like, is he talking about games or something? Yeah, yeah. He just go ahead and transpose that to your entire life. Like how have your expectations affected how you've actually taken, you know, the events of your life? Like what did you expect? Do you think you're going to be like the president of the United States? When I was so uncomfortable when I was a little kid, what did you fucking think you're going to be successful? When I was a little kid, I genuinely thought I might be an astronaut. Yeah. And so I actually even recently my life within the last 10 years, I've looked into the idea of becoming an astronaut because I love the idea of going into space. And I found out that I just have all these things that immediately disqualified me. That was kind of crashing. Like not a degree from MIT. Like I'm perfectly, well, I can get that into it, right? But, but uh, I can do that. No, but you know, I'm just saying the number one, like I actually am perfect type for it. Five foot six is like the range they want for comfort. Like you're too tall. That's a perfect type for, but I have like the blood pressure problems and stuff that like, like there are like a whole list of things that immediately disqualify you. Like there's not like, but you're really smart. No, you're fucking disqualified. Mission control only, bitch. Yeah. So does you have to have military training as well? Like you don't have to prefer pilot training in the Air Force like test piloting, I think is a route to being an astronaut, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that was my, so yes, my expectations haven't tempered now. But yeah, I had to, I did have to get over the, the idea, like the realization that I will never go into space. Like that really bothered me for a while. You don't know that man's space tourism. Don't get my fucking home. Dude, it's fucking British can go into space. Yeah, but Lord British has made a game that made millions of dollars so he could pay the Russians to take him. And then he attaches name to games. Would you be the space elevator thing? I would totally do the space elevator. I think the space elevator sounds so fucking scary. Do you imagine being on an elevator for like a day? Yeah. And just looking outside and being like, okay, we're in the clouds now. I just think, you know, this elevator could shattered. It's just like a fast moving room. You would just chill. Like I'm, I would totally do it. If there was a while that I was so into the idea of getting into space that I like when I realized I couldn't, I just wanted to help get into space. Like there was this program that you got paid for at NASA and all you had to do was like agree to lay in bed for 30 days straight. You couldn't get out like this bed that they had. And so everything you did would be in this bed. But you got like three grand at the end of the month, but you couldn't leave the bed. That sounds amazing. And so, but once it, you had to eat the meals that they provided. And like once a day they spent, they spin the bed to simulate like if creating artificial gravity could, could keep your muscles from completely deteriorating in space. So it's like I thought you were going to say, I just wanted to help people get into space. But that was the whole thing. I remember as a kid tying rockets to small animals. I did used to launch a lot of model rockets with Lego men in them. Okay, as long as you say Lego men are not small kittens. Yeah, I couldn't hurt things even when I was a little kid. I stole the monkey from the zoo. The next letter is for Shane off the edge of the kite. And Shane says, uh, I've just watched the Star Wars films and really love the original series. Yes, I'm 17 and missed out on that error. Where do I go from here? What Star Wars related games, comic books, and books should I experience? I'm thinking about Knights of the Old Republic or Republic Commando since it's nine euro on Steam. Is there any books or wikis I should read to prepare myself story wise for these games? No, I actually feel like the games do a pretty turn back turn back immediately being self contained. Have you seen Star Wars fans? You're not you're aspiring to join their ranks. Do you like Star Wars? Yeah, what's wrong with me? But oh, you you prescribed the theory that you don't like being called a fan of things, right? You just. Oh, I suppose so. I don't like it. I don't like what's wrong with me. I don't know. I don't think we have enough time left on the podcast. Look at my rink or that's an original rink or up there. His mouth still moves. I mean, and I have I have so many, you know, like two of my best friends in high school or mega high school. I mean, we're mega Star Wars fanatics. I just think that like Star Wars has become this thing that is just so beyond what it what it actually should have been, which was just three really cool movies. And now it's a really annoying franchise that just milks nerds for money. Like video games. Some of the video games are good and interactive, but like I feel bad. I'm you're sitting all over Anthony's love. No, no, Anthony, what what should what should this man who who wants to become a Jedi? You should read the Republic commando books by Karen Travis, starting with hard contact. And which which toys should he buy to us to ward off any possibility of ever getting laid? Well, you should start off with an original wampa from the Empire Strikes Back, which is kind of hard to find. But on eBay, you could probably find it. Yeah, but I think there's something much more like thrilling about finding it like a on your own at a swap meet or something. What about games? What's the Republic, Republic commando Knights of the Old Republic are both great Star Wars games. Um, and as are the Jedi Starfighter games. I break them in Knights of the Old Republic. Did you see the did you see the Obama lightsaber pick? I did. It's amazing. So it's there there was a like, Obama had a like some sort of Chicago event today at the White House. And there were these picks of him with a blue lightsaber. Whoo, dancing stance. In a fencing stance. Whoa, whoa, like it's like a toy that he picked up. Yeah, it's a toy that a toy lightsaber. What would you say if if I told you that I've I have highly considered getting Star Wars tattoos? Um, I would say honestly that when I was 18 years old, I was going to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo between my shoulder blades and my girlfriend who became my wife, talked me out of it by giving me her rare copy of of Tengen Tetris for Nintendo. Oh, which was at the time the only two player Tetris that you could play. That is OG shit. So thank God I didn't do that. But I did. I was actually a pretty big Star Wars fan. Now I see what you married her. Yeah. Oh man. And I hope that's why I'm saying escape before you decide to give yourself a Rebel Alliance tattoo. What's this guy's name? Well, it's funny because I was actually going to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo on my forearm. And your forearm? Yeah, least that's a more reasonable place than a forearm and an imperial symbol on my other one. Oh, you got to pick a side. Come on, man. I wanted both. What's that guy's name? That was, I said his name. I forgot. What doesn't matter? I hope you enjoy those Travis books because Star Wars fanboys chased her off of writing Star Wars books ever again. Yep. Oh, because she wrote good books? Yeah, pretty much actually. Yeah, because she didn't write about Jedi's name. She probably shouldn't let people know that she was a woman. Yeah, she just been K Travis. Yeah. So this is from Armando and he says, "Now that we're shifting into stress mode, do the insane barrage of releases, I wanted to ask you guys what it is you do to relax from video games. Anthony and Tyler both currently work in the video game medium and Arthur seems to be on his way as well to a dessert. Wait, oh my god, I fucked up to be on his well-deserved way towards the light that is writing about video games professionally. I mean, typically, I have, I guess. I mean, I've gotten. Right, I think, I mean, Arthur is actually just as gainfully employed as Tyler is. You know, Tyler just has a consistent gig writing news, but both of them, neither of them are technically salary. Well, I'm just saying that neither of you are like like. Gamefully employed gaming wise. Yeah. So on the podcast Twitter, etc, you guys seem to focus almost completely on games. Well, that's usually because we're promoting our shit and the occasional movies. It seems that on your downtime, you play even more games. True. So when you're not podcasting and not playing video games, what are some things you like to do along the lines of Tyler's rapping career, of which we've heard about the smallest glimpses? So yeah, what do we, what do we like to do? Tyler, you know, Tyler has his rapping career, I forget. I play guitar. I mean, I've put up a couple of songs here and there. Who's banjo? That's my... Are you learning the banjo? Well, it's a six-string banjo, so it's tuned like a guitar. That would explain it. Yeah, it's very easy to learn. Yeah. I just got it so that when I in theory record more songs, I could throw on different instrumentation if I want. But most of the time, I just record really, really simple songs that were like, you know, they were on one of them occasionally. They're like songs that sound like a really crappy version of like Paul McCartney when he was just writing love songs for the early, early Beatles. And I said really crappy for a reason. So, you know what I mean? It's just like, they're just like very stereotypical like pop love song. Like it's not like... Where are you bagging on yourself? Because I don't pretend to have like a lot of musical talent. Like I've played guitar for a long time, but I've never sat down and played it so serious that I learned a bunch of like actual music theory. I just kind of play by ear and make stuff that. I don't know anything about music theory. I mean, did Paul McCartney know anything about music? No, actually, you know that Paul McCartney had, because all throughout the Beatles, he had George Martin there writing all of their orchestral stuff. Later on in the 80s, when he was, you know, writing stuff for orchestra, he would employ someone to write music and he would just sing notes to them because he doesn't, he doesn't know anything about music theory. He knows, I mean, he can play piano, which is close enough to knowing music theory, but he can't actually write it. So, you shut your goddamn mouth is what that boils down to. You shut your goddamn mouth! I just always felt like I wanted to, because I've had so many friends that are like such talented musicians that really do know a lot of music theory. So, you know, and for them, it's like somewhere between like a math problem and like an act of passion for them to write a song. But like having that knowledge sometimes, like for me, like, they'll be like, can you write a bass line for this? And I'm like, fucking struggling to figure out something that sounds right. And for them, they're just like, oh, it's in this key. They just lay something down, you know what I mean? Like, I'm really bad. Like it's like actual like music knowledge. I mean, the main thing is just to hear it in your head. Yeah. Well, I will go and say that when I need to take a break from the whirlwind of activity in the video game industry, which is so stressful to me. Such an asshole. I mean, it's not really hard to get away from, but I really enjoy cooking. Cooking is my sort of get away from everything activity. It's like the only thing I can do where I can sort of shut shut down my brain and not think about anything else. Give us a sub hobby of making people hungry on Twitter too. Right. Yeah, you were posting some pics, I guess. Yeah, it's because I got the phone that I've been into like posting pictures. Yeah. It makes my wife angry. Like a teenage girl. I'll cook. Yeah, like a teenage girl. Yeah, then I have to take pictures of it. But I don't know, there's nothing I like better than like cook dinner for a bunch of people. I'm going to be honest, your plating has been really good. Like the way that it looks like, especially the the figs you did, like when they had the sauce dripped, like a certain way I was like that actually had some plating. The balsamic reduction looks nice when you when you sort of spritz it over stuff. Yeah, so you always have cooking to go back to I mean, that's ever since I've known you, everyone that's always talked about you has said like Robert writes like these really great pieces and he's also fucking amazing if you can convince him to cook for you. Yeah, all you have to do is convince me. Well, I'm just saying, you know, like the the people that have been lucky enough to like go over and do like adult dinners. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I've always liked cooking. Ever since I was a kid, I was kind of a fag about things. Like I always, I always wanted to like be in the kitchen cooking from an early era era. I would be more busy playing with your Barbies. Did that worry? Did that ever like? I was raised by I was raised by a woman. So I didn't really get a lot of shit for it. I was raised by wool. I didn't get fat because when you when you're like eight years old, you really shouldn't be able to just make peanut butter cookies when you want to because you will often want to and you often want to eat a number of them. And I can just remember like all the dumb things I would do when I was a kid and cooking like I lived with my grandmother and she had a pig that she had slaughtered and and and it kept all the pork in the in the freezer in the garage like a deep freeze. And I would go in there and I'd grab the sausage and I would I would just like fry up some sausage and put it in a grilled cheese sandwich. But I would totally be like under cooking the pork all the time. Like it would be pink inside because I was a kid. I didn't fucking know. I didn't even know what you're supposed to do to cook pork. I was just I mean, but did you pig that she raised in slaughter? But did you know, did you ever get sick from it? Or was it just like now you just have like an iron gut? I had an iron gut and I was probably lucky that I didn't get sick. But I didn't I never had anyone, you know, watching what I was doing and and I would be in there with like the cookbooks and stuff. That was a weird kid, honestly. I mean, I was a strange kid too. But yeah, you're kind of a weird guy. Yeah, in general. But I love cooking. It's funny how that turns out that works out. The next letters are did you are there anything that you do when you want to do games? No, I just sit in my room quietly and masturbate. No, they're just art. Yeah, they're paints for hours on end, like just some days I'll come home. He'll be sitting there with his paint brushes. I'll go to bed. He'll be sitting there with his paint brushes. And he's even sober, I bet. Yes. Always. Always, yeah. Wow. Impressive. That's probably why I've never sold a painting on painting as an impressive beat. Arthur tends to multitask when he does it though. I mean, he always puts on a movie and stuff in the background, even if he's not like strictly watching it. I just need background noise. I need something familiar that I can ignore. It's a quote high fidelity. Yeah, I do that a lot with venture brothers. I do interpretive dance in my downtime. Yeah. For my girlfriend. Last night, I did the interpretive dance of tooth brushing. I thought you were going to tell me horse and buggy red. Two horse and buggy red. I thought Chona's was going to come up. No. Or down as the case may be. The next, did you pretend to be the toothbrush? Or did you pretend to be the guy using the toothbrush? Well, I was brushing my teeth as I was dancing. So I was going through the emotions physically of brushing your teeth. Which is basically my teeth are dirty and then my teeth are clean. You've done the dance. Yeah. That's cool. The next letter is from Kenny. It's not even really a letter. It's one line. It just says, "The legend of dragon PS1 thoughts." I don't even know what that is. I know what it is. It's an RPG. I don't think I ever played it. Awesome. No, it's no vagrant story. That's for sure. How about panzer dragon? That's a dragon, I know. Oh, I need to see this letter. I need to see this letter. I want to give someone motion sickness. I'll say. I was playing that. My dad asked me to turn it off because he was feeling motion sick. He was like, "Oh, wow." I mean, it was so intense. Yeah, it's really hard. I'll say in advance, thank you Trevor because even though I can't watch it right now, he sent me a video of someone apparently getting hurt on the Pax Bronco that was for dark ciders. Because remember how I said, "I wanted to see someone get hurt but I never did?" So he said he just happened to be in the right place at the right time. To capture someone breaking their spine. That was crazy. What was the deal with that thing? They hired a guy who worked on Jurassic Park to build a horse. It just seemed funny. Apparently, they did not pay him enough to include legs. I remember the bull or whatever the fuck it was supposed to be, this monster that was like a bull riding bull. It was a bull riding bull, but for the life me, I don't remember what the game associated with it was. Yeah, that's sort of the problem. Yeah, I just thought if they're obviously having these people sign release forms in case they get hurt, they should have made it a spectacle. They gathered more people around, like, "Oh shit, he's going to do the bull." Because they could have made it like the worst rodeo style bull that hurt people all the time. And you know kids would do it because it's packs and they'd still just do it. "I'm going to do it, man. I'm going to drink some balls and then I'm going to do it." The fucking line would stretch to the front of the exhibition all of it. Exactly. I was like, "I was like, "I've already signed your release forms, man. I want to see people fucking this next night." I want to see someone get rocketed through the upper parts of the tent. And for two years in a row at E3, the Fallout 3 party leading up to its launch was always at this, like, this ranch themed bar. I've been to that bar. Yeah, I went last year. Yeah, they would always have the bull riding going. I rode the bull last year. It was embarrassing. I didn't get on it. It's a pretty big video of it. If you have that video, I'd really like to see it. I really thought, you know, I like, I rode when I was a roadman at Billy Bobs in Fort Worth when I was younger and I thought I understood how to ride it. And I was like, "I'm a Texan. I'm showing these people." And I got on and I was so fucking awkward and I flew off. Like, this is horrible. Hey, this is hard. They are sportsmen. Sorry. The next letter from Devin, it's really simple letter as well. Just as I loved getting to meet you guys at PAX. Is there any chance I might run into any of you again at PAX East in Boston? As far as I know, tentatively I'm going for work. Really? Yeah. When is it? It's in March, I believe. I have no idea. So we don't know. Most likely me, Robert. I would be surprised if I got to go. I mean, PAX was less media friendly this year than it has been in years past. Right. I mean, the show's always been about the people that go and I think they wanted to make sure that that's how it felt because I don't know. Maybe kids got annoyed in the past years when media got to cut to the front of the line and just walk right in, you know? And so they definitely got rid of that. But I mean, we also heard from some of our developer friends and publisher friends that that was annoying them because one of the reasons they like having such a presence is because media comes. Right. Yeah. I don't know. I guess it's a balanced strike, right? So yeah. So who knows? I mean, maybe two years from now, like they won't even give press badges to PAX. Like they don't really, like media badges quote unquote a comic con were just free passes. They didn't get you anything special. Yep. I felt like a jerk when we cut people to see red dead redemption. So did I and I felt like a jerk when I cut people with Arthur to play Halo DST? But yeah. But then you got to play. Yeah. We did. And then you didn't feel so bad. People would stood in line for hours to play ODST. It was a little crazy and left for dead two. But luckily, left for dead two had the press box. Hmm. With food and cookies. Food and cookies. We're much shit man. I was fucking starving. Dude, I asked you if you wanted food before you came over. And I told you, I wanted a large pizza, some french fries, a cheesecake. We can. From all from the cheesecake factory. All from the cheese. I bring that up because Robert's the cheesecake factories now. No, I just hate like we went to a set like we were in fucking Seattle and I swear to God, every three hours somebody I was with wanted to give her the fucking cheesecake factory. We only wanted to go there because it was the only fucking thing open. It was convenient. The only thing open in that area. Like if we would have gotten a cab, we could have gone to like a real part of Seattle. Well, we had a good time without what fucking cab would fit seven people. It'd be like a clown car. We could even have we could have just walked up Capitol Hill. We could have. We could have. Anyways, Luke writes in and he says, Hey gang. Hey Luke, listen from the get go, but first time writing in. Whenever you would read those relationship emails about breakups, I always felt reassured because I thought my relationship would last until it happened to me. I just got dumped out of a two relationship with my girlfriend. Two weeks ago, we went on a break. As she told me, she didn't feel emotionally or physically ready to carry out a relationship due to the emotional shitstorm that her life has been lately. I understood and despite my efforts to try and convince her that I could help her through it, she simply said she needed a break from everything. Well, three days after the break started, unbeknownst to me, she had met someone else probably before the break. My opinion with Anthony on that unbeknownst to me, she met someone else, someone who could make her laugh and smile and had been through what she was going through with her family lately traded. They began going out later that week was Kumourakhan, the Portland anime convention, and me and some of my friends, including what I thought at the time was currently was my currently on hiatus girlfriend. Well, apparently so was the guy she was now seeing. So in a room with hundreds of people, I see them in each other's arms in a way of a sickness flooded over me and I promptly vomited all over the Hilton Hotel in a crowd. The stinger I had paid for both for her convention pass and her outfit for the convention. I was also planning to propose to her at the end of the year. Oh, wow. So I told you that story so I could ask you guys to remain Tyler a few questions. She was my first love and what I'm really worried about is if all love feels the same, how will I know when it's right? I love my girlfriend that did that to me and on some levels still do, but does each love feel different? How do you know when it's right? Is Tyler like the guru of love? Tyler has gained that reputation. He's the guru of love. But I think this is a fair question for Robert too because you're married. Yeah, but I'm a weirdo. Like I'm married a girl that I met when I was 16, so. She also gave you a copy of two-player Tetris. Yeah. No, you don't know. That's not just two-player Tetris. That is like fucking like black market or gray market shit that almost no one had. Yeah, yeah. It was a particularly great copy of Tetris. That is like a hundred-year-old model of wine of video games. That is the 8-bit wine of video games. So I would be inclined to say that maybe like what he's feeling with love towards this girl is really just Infatuation. Overall infatuation, and it's not like the sort of like love like we are. I mean it's not a trivial life. I'm curious. I'm curious to know how old he is, right? Yeah, he never said that. Like yeah, I just think that- I'm not trying to- If it's your first serious girlfriend, like it's gonna it's gonna be hard and it's gonna suck. Yeah. Also, I really, I mean, this is maybe this is weird coming from somebody who's married to personally dated for 12 years or whatever, but I really don't think that there's such a thing as like when love feels right or like finding the right love or something like there's some magical chemical connection. And I think that, you know, most people are capable of love who aren't assholes. I think- And I think that it's just a matter of like finding someone who suits you and who is generous enough to return your affection and not to be a dick. And your girlfriend was a dick. Like you really shouldn't feel bad about it. Like you should feel really lucky that you got out of that, I think. Yeah, you should try to remind yourself of that as your body goes through chemical symptoms that are extremely similar to drug withdrawal. Sure, sure. I mean, I think it's a matter of chemistry and circumstance, like where people are and like what they're looking for. Yeah, and also all those things that girl told them like that she needed to get away or whatever, that was sense. I mean, you totally found some dude who'd like to dress up as cloud and go to the fucking anime convention. And she fell in love with that guy and they had to come up with some sort of bullshit stupid way to get out of it with you. And then, you know, I mean, that's, I think that that's a possibility, but there's also, I do think that there is a small chance that maybe she believed what she was saying and then met somebody that like did they say long they were together? No, but I'm with Robert on the side. I thought he said two years, but he said, yeah, two years. I mean, dude, is that the first time that you noticed any problem in your relationship? Like it get it really blindside you after you've been with somebody for two years? Well, I mean, I was definitely in a relationship for like two and a half years. And then right at the end, like the last two or three months, it was just like, you know, she had like one or three months is a long time, man. Yeah, went into her career and everything. And I was just like, is one of the situations where I just looked at it in and I was head over head over heels for the girl. And that that's when I sort of like realized like, man, if it's not a two way street, you know, I felt like she really didn't appreciate you for everything you brought to the table. Right. And, you know, and that idea of like romantic love is almost like misleading and welcome to the fucking love hour. Special guest, Dr. Max. Also, I just like to reiterate the old cliche that long distance relationships are generally a bad idea. And I say this because I feel like nerds are disproportionately more likely to engage in relationships. I'm just but I think that out there, he's in a position where I think that something like that, but they're saying don't get an internet girlfriend. But she gives a good loot and wow. And either way, like the way I look at it is like the way I look at it, like when I get a hole in my shoes or like a hole in my jeans, it's like time to go shopping. Like, man, it's time to get excited. Fuck that time to shine. I don't know. I'm I'm brush shoulders breaking up with people as I am getting broken up with. All right. On a game related note, what October releases are you most exciting for? For me, it's borderlands. Yeah, same letter. You just put to number two, it says on the game related note, what October releases are you most excited. Shit man, video games got to be good for something. For me, it's borderlands. Brutal legend. And he says hand for brutal legend. Yeah, brutal legend for sure. And he says also, if at all possible, could I possibly know Tyler's secret sent so that when I said to get back in the dating scene, I can add an advantage. He's shaking his head vigorously. No, Tyler shared it with me and share. I can I can tell you that he basically rubs the genitalia of a dead cat. No, you commented on that. I mean, I actually I actually did it on it to me said, man, Anthony, you smell really good work. Yeah, it was what I was you're sent. Wow. So was it? Did you really have a dead cat? Pretty much. I mean, given that you were ready to fuck Anthony at when I was at, I'm pretty much ready to fuck Anthony. And when I was at when I was at a at this modern warfare thing, people saw the bottle, at least because I ended up taking it out at some point, I was like, this is my shit. But why would you do that? There were like two and a half girls at that thing. Because one of them was a really cute. Is that the is that bleep it out? Is it the is it? Okay, I know you're talking about their site has designed. That's two things that I have to believe that. All right, anyways, don't bleep it out. Fuck you. I don't want to embarrass him. And be I don't want to embarrass myself. Oh man, speaking of really embarrassed. Anyways, yeah, let's keep going. It's the Anthony life hour. No, it's not there. Is it related to the letter? Because that's what I was thinking too. No, I was related. We didn't answer the question though. I just want to say breed a legend. Yeah, that's why it's rocktober. I mean, if they add a good item trading mechanic to borderlands, I will be more excited about it. But until that, I still think borderlands is going to be fun, right? My my PSO hater sneer turned up at it. For me, the thing though, is just a cooperative game. Like anytime you throw in a cooperative, it instantly gets me driving a little bit more than a day. And like I was telling you on the right up here, it's not an October release. But today, like for some reason, I got strangely excited for Lost Planet 2. Like when I realized like, oh shit, like all the missions are going to be cooperative. I can feel my... Today I got suddenly excited about Lost Planet 2. I know. I'm feeling a tingle. I started finally feeling the halo tingle in my pants today for next year. Oh really? Yeah. Oh man, I'm like 70 years old down there, just totally dead. Take all the Viagra in the world to give me heart for that game. I still have to write my review. George writes, and his is short emails well, and it's kind of weird, but I'm going to read it because we're reading all fucking emails right now. His name is George. We're not reading all emails. If we don't read your email, we're sorry. I'm moving to California specifically, UCLA to start my path of spiritual enhancement via cash in my belly. I was just wondering if Callie women were any different from the skanks of Miami. It's not that I expect no skankage in Callie, but I'm just inquiring whether or not they'll be harder to knock them boots. It's harder to seal the deal with a bitch, baby mama. Yeah, I'm trying to find a bitch, baby mama, a bitch, bitch, bitch, and heat. Where's it from? What I hear people and he's going to wear. He's going to LA. Not as much difference as you'd like, sir. Man, the LA girl accent kind of gets on my nerves. That's, I mean, that's a cliche. Like there's... I mean, but you hear it, dude. All right, so yeah, not everyone for sure. If you're going to generalize about Miami, you're generalizing about any major metropolitan center next to a beach. Yeah, I don't know anything about Miami either. All I know is I think people have sex in LA. Yeah, that's the standard. Yeah, I heard people like to have sex in LA. Here's a really easy... This letter is titled Easy to Answer Question from Hannah, and it's from Hannah. See, and she's like, oh man, I'm sorry. Why? She lives in her podcast all the time. She has a child, no less. She has a child than child. She lives in her podcast all the time. I hope she doesn't juggle it to you. No, she came, she came to our meetup. She's super nice. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, she says, what is your favorite beat of sex? I'm not saying her like, Hannah, I just feel bad. What is your favorite? Why? Why do you feel bad? Because I was just talking. That's it. What about a bitch, man, mamas? Dude, I've been flying with the giant lips. All right. Yeah, I just talked about assaulting people with the giant lips. She just asked, what is your favorite Beatles song? Mine is as cheesy as it's still, it's just yesterday. I've always liked that song. I know that's such cheesy one to pick, but it is to this day. Like, I like yesterday, and I even like all the fucking covers yesterday, including the boys to men ones fucking off the hook. James Taylor has a really good cover. I mean, I know yesterday, like I said, it's such a cheesy one to pick. But for me, it is. No, it's a classic song. Mine is a giant cliche, too. So, like, hey, dude is my favorite. I just love the way it ends. I find it really difficult to pick a favorite Beatles song. And if I were cornered, I suppose that I would say dear prudence. If I had to go, I'd go with my first favorite Beatles song, even though it might not be that now, but a day in the life. A day in the life, I like that a lot. But I like the energy that they brought to a lot of the covers they played when they were first starting out, because that's when like the Beatles were still kind of dangerous. I think they were pretty dangerous when they were dropping acid and making fucking crazies. Only two each other. I was going to say, like, my flip side of, like, something as obvious as yesterday is my other close favorite is Rocky Raccoon, is also one of his. Rocky Raccoon. I still hold to this day that Super Mario Brothers 2, the ragtime music rips that song off. It wouldn't be the first or last game to do it. Yeah. But there are just so many amazing Beatles songs. It's so hard to say. I feel weird picking one. Oh, we. I mean, also, like, I'm not nearly as familiar with the Beatles catalog is a lot of writing, either in my, which is, but I do love Rocky. I actually know the texture of every song on my tongue when I lick it. That's how much I know. I mean, you're joking, but I'm actually, I think in my pocket, I have both the Beatles, mono and stereo. How do the stereo and mono album sound? I mean, are some albums better than others on either side? Yeah. I mean, to me, the weird thing is that I grew up with the stereo stuff. So it's not like hearing the mono albums. I'm like, Oh, this is how it should be. The interesting thing is that the mono albums really do sound markedly different, and especially when they were sort of getting weird with the, with the panning during like specifically, certain peppers, lonely hearts club band, sounds amazing in mono because it rocks harder because they keep the low end in the center of the stereo field because it's mono. I mean, all the production stuff you read about the Beatles and the genius of like George Martin, right? Yeah, like that's, he was, he did the mono stuff. Like they left the stereo stuff to someone else. I, well, I'm not actually sure. I think that it might have been that the Beatles were around for the mono mixes and then they did the stereo mixes after they left the building. I think, I think that George Martin dates right away from stereo mixes. I'm not, I'm not sure about that, but, but, but the, but the mono, the interesting thing about the mono mixes is that I, I listen to a lot of music on my headphones as most people do nowadays, and I'm usually kind of annoyed by mono in my headphones, but, but the mono Beatles stuff curiously feels spacious even though it's not stereo. Like it has such a huge amount of depth. The dynamic range helps. Yeah, dynamic range, but also just the depth of instruments in the room that you can hear. I mean, it just feels like, you know, things are sort of tucked behind other things. You know, it gives, there's a lot of spaciousness to it. So yeah, I don't know. Probably my favorite thing about the reissues is just the stereo Abbey Road, which is just so different to me. And that's my favorite Beatles album. And then the new version is just immaculate and amazing and it makes me fearful and makes me want to worship the Beatles like gods. So yeah. All right. Yeah. So the, I don't know, we have lots of letters, but I feel like I'll just kind of pick one more and then we'll take a break. Well, I think we should have stopped. It's already podcast can be like a two hour show. That's fine. Oh. Yeah. So. Yeah, people complained a little bit when we had one that was like two and a half. So let's keep it around this. It's good. And it's been good. So this guy is a he just wants to let you know that so this is from Michael and he says I'm horribly desensitized to violence, not because of a lifetime of American culture movies and video games, but because of my time on the Colorado Wyoming border, Wyoming's and quotation marks as it should be. I know I know I feel like the old World War II vet talking about storming fortress of Europe, but these tales are told to educate people they are not cautionary tales, America. When I first reported for training, I was skeptical about leprechauns. I don't know if you've listened to our show, but we have an ongoing meme that Wyoming is a fake state run by leprechauns and they are constantly salting. Okay. So that makes a huge amount of sense. So it is, it is a big, it is, I don't think Wyoming's a real state. Like, that's why it's so perfectly square doesn't actually exist. People have actually emailed me maps of what the real America looks like without Wyoming there and stuff. Is that what Al Franken draws when you ask him to? Yeah, exactly. So, so okay. So he says, uh, when I first reported for training, I was skeptical about leprechauns. How could something so we and happy looking cause so much carnage and sorrow gone forever is the image of a small green clad man gripping the fronts of his waistcoat, dancing a lively jig, because I know under that small coat is a dagger. One that fucking green he won't hesitate to slip under my chin and drive upward through my sinuses. They say the best training is practical. They didn't have movies like driver's ed, red asphalt. First, you can't risk the type of films getting out there to the interwebs. I mean, if this shit showed up on pyre bay, can you imagine the global panic and hysteria? We all fast burned to the ground in one day, I guarantee. Second, what would you call this movie? Little green bastards painting the walls red with your blood, like, like, epileptic Jackson Pollock is too long for a title. So after basic. So after basic, after basic, they insert. They insert you with a veteran unit and you go on patrol the borders at dusk and dawn. That's when the greenies like to do the most work. That weird time when the light is super low and it messes with your mind and vision is rather unnerving to suspect that leprechauns lurk in the waxing and waning shadows. Out on patrol, you learn the tried and true signs of the one leprechauns are about. No, it's not as easy as looking for a green top hat. If it were that easy, I could pick off leprechauns from my front porch. You listen for the sound of the hobnailed boots. Leprechauns for some odd reason never adopted modern footwear. The nails and the heels make a distinctive click-clack on harder surfaces. You know who else were hobnailed boots? The Nazis. I wonder how many poor souls were sent to the great beyond with the final sound in the years being the click-clack hobnailed boots. Well, I suppose the gurgling of blood from their fleshy slit jugulars was the last sound, but hobnailed boots is close enough. Along with the boots is the faint jig of Celtic music. I have no idea where the fuck it come from. It tilts on the wind at night, kind of like the Chichichicaca from the 13th movies. Yeah, but as soon as you hear that sound, it's time for your squad to adopt a circular defensive position. That music still haunts my soul as does the unfortunate incident involving a touring production of The Lord of the Dance. Those people just didn't know what hit them with the 143rd Fort Collins light infantry sent thousands of rounds into their tour bus. Never play Irish music in Colorado. It's just common sense. Even in you might get you sprayed by some trigger happy FNG. Outside of those two things, the only other thing is that you smell boiled cabbage. But if that happens, it's already too late. I only know of one person who has smelled the boiled cabbage breath of a leprechaun and live. His name is One Lung for a reason. Because of his excessive smoking, he's also missing one of his balls because the other one got cut off by a leprechaun. Oh wait, never mind. It actually goes on for about a thousand more words. I'm going to stop there. Wow, that's crystal meth. Get fucking blazed and just tap, tap, tap, tap on your keyboard. Tone, blazed. I mean, that's the fucking letter you picked to send us out on. Dude, I specifically picked that letter because A, because it obviously made for funny commentary afterwards. But B, because we've often ended a lot of our podcasts with random leprechaun letters. So, you know, we get lots of practical letters and then we get the ones from people that are clinically insane. People on the front. Yeah, people on the front of the war. Well, thanks for having me. Yeah, no, thanks. I actually have this little spiel I want to make sure that I do. Thanks for materializing. Which is the you should remember to go check out some of our other friends podcasts, which includes network. Yeah, which includes the geek box, which is at the geek box.net, as well as the mobcast at bit mob.com. And you should also check out the game, Spidey Briefings. If you want more of myself or Ryan, Game Spy. And then you should also check out a life well-wasted at a life well-wasted.com, or you can just look a life well-wasted up in iTunes. We do it. There's a new, there's a new episode to put it out a couple weeks ago. But if you go to a life well-wasted.com, you can actually buy posters. And the artwork is actually really, really good. Would you like to plug your secrets? There are only like a few left though. Yeah. That's true. Would you like to plug your album? Yeah, yeah. Also, I come to Shanghai with that shit up. That's my band. We play some crazy country music with Irish jig thrown in there. It's got some electric harp. I'm just kidding. Now I'm going to cut this part up. It's psychedelic art rock. Cool. Yeah. And then we should say that I want to make a common thing to let you know that the letters email is letters@eat-sleep-game.com. Because people always email saying where the fuck is that email address? And that's what it is. It's letters@eat-sleep-game.com. So yeah, you should review us on iTunes. Subscribe to the podcast if you don't already. Where can the internet find you, gentlemen? Oh, I didn't even talk about Guitar Girl 5. I would get Guitar Girl 5 review up on GameSpy. Twitter.com/AEGIES. Tyler? You guys know me. I'm a dirty thief for health. Where's your health? You don't have a date for the prom. She's just sisters, I mean? Twitter.com/dirtytea-like-drink. As well as you can read Tyler's News at GameSpy on a regular basis. And a previous video you need to hear. What's wrong? If you want your eyes to bleed. Well, you can find you at what? Twitter.com/RobertAshley. Is it with capital R&A or not? I don't know anything about it. Twitter is fucking case sensitive. It was a motherfucker. Is it? I don't know. I didn't either. I didn't have that problem, like with me. Just look, just look at me up. Robert Ashley, there's none of the Robert Ashley in there. The other Robert Ashley is a classical music composer and he's above Twitter apparently. So I own that shit. So yeah. And you can find me at twitter.com/chuffmoney. I feel weird. I have like this almost like that it isn't my name sometimes. But it's not your name. He's dirty tea. I know, I'm just saying when I see people like Robert Ashley that are just or Sean Elliott that are Robert Ashley, Sean Elliott and I'm like chuff money. Like, why did I get stuck with this game pro name? [Music] [Music] So yeah, the only thing I'm worried about is how low the levels look on there. That's not bad actually. That sounds pretty good. You actually like compared to, I mean, with computer recording, you don't want to be too loud. See this? Okay. Well, I guess I've just been educated differently because like, you don't want the most you could fit into it. Okay. So that's what I'm saying. So don't worry about that. I mean, you need a certain amount, but this is actually pretty good. So I mean, I can turn up the game and post and then we run it through level later. Yeah, I think the main thing you want to do is try to adjust this compressor until it's not, you don't have too many dynamics. So everyone like kind of get loud. [Music] Just record that like a song. [Music] And this will be the normal sound of talking. I don't think that's correct. [Music] I think this is pretty good. Sounds, sounds fine. It does look good. As far as like consistency now. Yeah. And then I don't think it's, you know, it brings up the level of the room a tiny bit. [Music] The weird thing is I hear the gate and I'm not seeing the gate open and close. [Music] [Music] [Music] Okay, well, I think just try, try that and see. It sounds pretty good. Stick my pipe and smoke it. Might want to make adjustments later, but. Well, Anthony, why don't you play back what was just recorded so you can hear. Yeah, listen to that. Because it wasn't even compressing. That's the other, like, the bypass was on and so it wasn't compressing. What is that? I just got out a little thing for some basic like things for notes for notes. I do kind of want more of it. Podcasts. Man, I'm already almost down with my scene car. I like this. Well, if you finish the bottle, you can probably still lick some up off the floor. Yes. So, yeah, let's make sure I look good. I look good, y'all. Robert, look good. Actually, you're gonna look okay, too. All right, thank you for my. All right, all right, pretty much