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welcome everyone to get to the points Sean Green here with Doug Stanhope Brendan Walsh Brendan no visor what happened I'm traveling I forgot to pack my visor so but I mean I'm on the I'm on the east coast so it's cold it's not it's not visor weather yeah I can I can see that you're you lose your you know your head NFL head coach look without the visor Doug you look like an NFL head coach but from like a different decade I am like a 60s NFL head coach yeah I think it's the these glasses I took my contacts out which I only do about once a year and I put on my regular glasses and and yeah I know I think I look yeah very coached one-party era coach II yeah or maybe like you know the Green Day Packers the first analytics guy they ever hired like that's kind of your look right now I think it's working there for you Doug so I got a notepad taking down yeah the number 22 we need to put him on a swam route that's what we need to do with him yeah get him going shout to the chat chat checking in good to see from everyone appreciate everyone sending in the old the old dick pics well I'm sure we get to those I just forwarded you another email to that we got a late entry okay great yeah I don't even remember what the game was but we were both watching it we both saw the same dick and and my phone dang like seconds before I set it to Sean we both said the exact same dick well this yeah we'll start we'll jump ahead because this is the Sunday night matchup and I got I got him in order now by game but we have to talk about this one Jake Bates the kicker for the line I mean making the face is just an incredible I mean that's the calendar cover right there my biggest regret was not going back and filming because that was a good five or six seconds of him just making this like sleepy eyed face he was he was like doing a hip gyration thing that's trying to get loose yeah I was at my brother's house and we had the game on I was half paying attention to it caught me they really lingered on that shot or wait I was like it's weird because the cognitive dissonance or whatever like I kind of just thought like oh I'm watching get to the point yeah I kind of forgot it was the actual game no and he's and he's licking his lips all seductively like I guess anyone who does like a quad hip thrusting stretch would look odd but the the licking your own yeah it wasn't one frame and this is a this is the lions kicker who poking out through a little bit on the actual attempt he's a guy they got from the UFL who was like a guy hitting these 60 yarders and the lions had a really bad kicker last year and then ended up signing them and he's he's really a save their team so yeah the group chat was fired up we were both the hopping in on that one how about you guys how was your how was your we didn't do a show last so he couldn't figure it out with the holiday but how how have your gambling weeks been the last couple weeks Doug you know what I started out I'm still up going upper so I I was at 1342 I believe last we chatted and at 1383 before the bets that I made so yes I'm up $383.98 on the season now what's that from a grand that's a fucking return on investment that's what that is that is the Doug Stanhope who needs a 401k when you have Doug's picks out well we need an update on the bean bets how have those been going I got fucking hammered again a crucified we went ahead and bet both the Christmas games I lost both of them oh and I get buffalo so I get to pick of course we picked the Vikings and the Detroit for the last week but yeah I get the I unfortunately I he took the Vikings and I think that that's a strong bet I'm tempted to fucking hedge that bet and just let bean yeah let him let him let him have it what about what about you Brennan how I feel like we haven't gotten any texts of you being really pissed off about gambling results so that means either you're saving some money for the kids Christmas or you're getting filled I what what's going on I've been traveling I sat last I sat last week out because we were we were traveling around a lot and I didn't need it there was enough stress traveling with two little kids I didn't need to just randomly put some bets in and then just keep checking my phone and going fuck so yeah there is there is always that and it happens all the time where like Christmas day was at my in-laws and they're like oh you love gambling what'd you bet on and then I go well you know the Texans are getting a lot of points here so I did take the Texans and the points and they're like oh and then they just get waxed and then people keep asking questions so that means you lost two hundred dollars correct like gas that's what that means but wait why would you pick the Texans when the Ravens scored so many more points it's like yeah I don't know if it was a bad game where were you what I nailed the Chiefs game you weren't there busting my ball and they're like not even trying to be dicks they're just asking questions like so when you lose my 30 points is there does anything bad like yes it was all bad yeah people love to ask questions about gambling and it's it's like it's not that hard to wrap your head around you know it's like so wait a minute the point spread just point spreads yeah yeah it baffles people you're just like listen when the game starts my team's already winning by six and a half points that's that's how we're gonna understand the half it literally it literally has a plus and minus so just take your score and a plus or minus it yeah you are still like I don't parlays they don't make sense to me it's like no come on it takes two seconds well put three of your four teams one you don't get anything for that wow give you something oh yes we start our once the once you get your sport network network actual betting app up and running then we're gonna do away with the half a point and just randomly point one to point nine I know we can do fucking point three three three that's what I'm saying anywhere between point one and point nine we'll just yeah we can get we can get like lots of digits in there point zero zero six point zero zero zero zero zero seven yeah I like beating the competition oh they only give you a half point over at DraftKings we give you a point nine nine repeatings over right yeah yeah look all right so we got some gangs we got some picks I do like do you guys want to do a coin toss I just want to give a quick shout out to the the the fine folks it was in a country home cooking and Sarah Vista we just went to a sat through a seminar on medical transportation insurance in order to get a free meal I've been just asked really stupid questions that imagine you're in a sales pitch in Duggs like one of the guys you're supposed to like try and give the hard pitch to about medical how did you get on the mailing list to be pitched this once in a lifetime opportunity done I was actually the second second one we've gone to we actually we've got a three we're fucking like we ran into people as I was going to use as an excuse because I had to leave to get here and it was running long and I had to eat my sandwich like I was cramming it in because you know I'm gonna go I'm gonna be in back and busy at fucking two and I was gonna say I'm gonna go to a celebration of life events and when they go oh I'm sorry I'm gonna go oh it's no one I know they just have really good snacks at that mortuary I'm kind of on a circuit yeah you've seen you've heard of wedding crashers the Duggs Duggs work in the other end of the spectrum the grief crashers uh you know better spread more yeah fucking time share sales all that I'm there what was our name this time what was our name oh yeah and I walk in and there was a bunch of busy people old people but they knew who we were I'm ready to see hi big o okay and I could tell what I walked in that they fucking knew me and the guy says oh and what's your last name and I go uh because I said hula hand because that's what I put it under and like three people turn around yeah when they had me spell it on the phone I they go uh can you spell that for me and I never really could it's always escaped me the spelling of my own last name so then I yeah then I sounded it out and then you spelled it wrong when you said just spelled my name yeah what I say my my my wife's name Amy Koolahan and then I spelled a different way I love the haircut bingo yeah nice nice uh nice uh buzz cut there uh 2004 bingo look and we got Christian in the chat saying I love it ask Dugg who the discount meet of the week is good reminder book christian that's the name of the new special just released on new year's eve man the discount meet that should that's gonna be a pick i don't know what yeah are we gonna get to the points or are we getting to dicks well i think i think we uh we do them simultaneously right so uh because we can talk games and uh dicks at the same time because i i lined them up in order and we got uh some games here and of course uh shout out to everyone sending in the picks uh first up we got the Cleveland Browns versus the Baltimore Ravens the spread now is the Browns are getting 20 points oh wow yes and here we go we also have a pick of uh of the Browns doesn't look like a 20 uh a 20 incher there oh it seems too low it's placed too low on his body yeah i don't know that might just be like uh uh like a um yeah he's got his pants pulled up too high like now that i've usually i'm wearing reading glasses when i do that but now that these now i actually have to get close to see the dick because i'm fucking near so i have to do this now not just doing it to be funny but it helps uh so we have some fuckin Browns in it what jumped three points i added it 17 17 and a half yes so they just announced bailey zappy is gonna be starting um Browns you know the Ravens need to win this game to win the AFC North they're at home they're obviously a much better team but 20 points kind of crazy Brendan what do you uh what do you think of the Browns here getting 20 points usually like my dog i got him i i mean last i didn't put the bet in yet but i wrote i got there was 18 and a half when i looked at it an hour ago so yeah i think i'm gonna go with that because i feel like you know this is going to be an easy win for the Ravens and they're going to start benching starters once they're up by a couple touchdowns probably but maybe not i like cleveland i i was thinking the same thing they're gonna and cleveland they're their rivals and they'll start doing crazy shit thank you stuff like that yeah i mean they got they got nothing to lose they'll play for it so yeah i like the Browns uh get in 20 we also have another these both games are on saturday there's no thursday night game tonight uh bangles stealers stealers two and a half point home dogs and we got uh we got some stealers picks here that i mean that two and a half i think they nailed the line there uh 74 not uh oh he's he's doing all right yeah i mean you know that's on a six foot four five three hundred pound man so you know you put that we either on either any of us it's gonna look good and we also got some uh we also got some bangles ones in here bangles uh look like they could be stinking into the playoffs that's a camel toe right there gentlemen 57 that's a camel toe honey come see the camel Wow wow yeah it's definitely split in two maybe number 29 i think he's got the tip tucked under his thigh pad yeah that's got a pinch that's that's he's he's he's way out of the crease there uh he doesn't want his dick to fall out completely so he kind of pinned it down with the here's another uh bangles one jump girl giving out uh game balls if you will yeah yeah burrows show nice so what do you guys what's uh what's uh what's the what's the consensus here now uh stealers are in a weird spot because it depends if the ravens win if the ravens win they can't win the AFC North they can kind of play for some playoff seating but bangles need a win and then they need uh bingles dolphins to lose and the broncos to lose to get in so they need a lot of help broden what are you doing here bangles stealers i you know i like the bangles but i i took Pittsburgh at two and a half i feel like they're at home and i i don't know i you know it's kind of a toss-up but i was feeling Pittsburgh plus two and a half because i don't like betting on Pittsburgh and i just feel like i didn't want to let that get in the way of me betting on Pittsburgh even though i love them as a team yeah but i i went to Cincinnati because i've gone with the heart i would love to see either Cincinnati or Miami in the playoffs brockos fuck them uh yeah i i i kind of want to see the broncos in there but certainly the Cincinnati bangles are a way more entertaining team um then maybe i have like uh i have uh broncos to make the playoffs at seven to one that i'm sweating out so we'll we'll see if they they're they're actually yeah why don't we just get to that game because we got broncos chiefs we got a little uh we do have some uh post-game celebration here from the chiefs interesting dynamic here with the Santa Claus i think that's anti-read dressed up as uh i can't tell as Santa Claus and then we also have uh who's the guy with the fucking elf guy he looks like uh i think that's the owner i'm not a hundred percent sure he looks somewhere between Ron Perlman and uh the the one weird guy that's in the fucking weird movies oh the hell boy guy yeah oh no wait that's Ron Perlman yeah right sorry oh it was the other one the fucking they lived in a half i fucking short building with john q sack come on half a short building with john q's i'm horrible with actor yeah no he said a really weird movie and those uh forget it being john malcavic that's it oh oh yeah john malcavic yeah i wish he was showing some cock i don't know let's zoom in elf cock for christmas we got we got one of the the kicker as well here uh more kicker dick we we have a full calendar of kicker dick if we want kicker dick while thanking the lord i i think is uh first time ever on get to the points uh fingers are pointing up but as dick is a divine and rod he of course is the guy who went viral for um his comments about women staying in the kitchen and uh that kind or those type of comments i forget his exact uh but the you know we can put words in people's mouths he's gonna put our faces we can put words in his mouth i think he said it's okay to beat women uh as long as uh you know if they're not paying attention to the game yeah it in hindsight Harrison bucker's not gonna write us a stern letter about being misquoted when we're making fun of his tiny dick in his thinking pants like he's got he's got bigger fish to fries with our show now the chiefs uh they're not playing their starters uh so they are 10 points last i checked 10 point underdogs against the Broncos Broncos need the game it's always scary betting on the team that needs the game yeah versus the team that's just or now it's 10 and a half yeah i got it it's 10 and a half yeah me too are you guys taking kc i took kc absolutely yeah i took Broncos in the point but no no no no starters you're talking about kelsey and fucking mohomes yeah it doesn't mean like the entire rack of starters does it yeah well they can you can only bet so many guys is the other thing right so yeah like mohomes won't play kelsey but they still yeah karson wens is gonna be starting for them uh yeah i just think 10 and a half is a ton for this Broncos team that is a ton you know i miss you in somewhere that uh they're gonna uh they're gonna be 24 days between fucking their games yeah that's kind that is a long layoff because they they lock up the number one seed um certainly will be interesting to see uh how how that shakes out we got some uh guy giving out some random hockey plays and get to the points appreciate that likes the avalanche on the puck line tonight a wagers a wager i just fucking cleaned up on that ohio state yesterday oh yeah that was that was uh fun oh and you did send in some uh Doug you sent some into our group chat uh from the uh from the college games we can get to those uh real quick yeah i just asked who how you have the uh your fantasy draft going yeah you know as as snout scouts you're always looking to the uh college to the next level shout out to Arizona State great great cover almost one uh outright on the money line that was a great game that was an awesome game and i fucking had Arizona State on the money line at like plus 340 they couldn't get the uh win and it's always funny when they look sad Bobby George he's looking down at it hoping it's fucking showing it's like if you had too many drinks and you're trying to get laid like looking down at it do something come on oh my god bingo so into that game she's like my god i had no idea of college ball was it's exciting can we switch to being college ball fans i know there's too many teams get kind of it's too it's too wild to bet on because you forget about like when you're watching the game you're like oh these guys are basically still in high school like there's so many weird bone head like not that the NFL is perfect but yeah all those missed fucking kicks in that gate like there's just so many like weird random we're like how did he not do that the only time i ever bet on college is when it's like the over bet is usually good over 65 you're usually going to hit it because one team all those scores are always 65 to 24 yeah college college has some crazy you know especially depends on the conference uh but college does have some crazy shoot out type games and yeah there's a shit ton of like 300 plus uh t when fucking uh Shane Gillis was here and during quarantine he drove out across country and what put not he's just playing me old college games that he loves that and he goes oh let's watch this one it's like in seven over times or maybe eight i don't know and i know all right and he goes yeah and then so it's so fucking wins on the last second i'm like why would you fucking tell me the ending of something i'm about to sit through a seven time fucking game and you tell me not just who wins but the score and the play how they win yeah i mean the whole point of watching an old game for someone like you who didn't see the original is being able to relive it or you know to actually have the sweat live yeah i think we've talked about this how fucking NFL network shows replays of the games but they have the current crawler so at some point unless you fucking put duct tape over the bottom of your tv screen so you can't read that you're going to see the final score or in the programming they go oh we're going to go back to Super Bowl 21 where San Francisco eeks out a win like why do you put the ending in the fucking description you assholes coming up next the sixth sense starring Bruce Willis who's actually a ghost the whole time i mean yeah i mean it's impossible to try and record some like hey i'm gonna be out i can't watch the game to record the game and then actually watch it later without having it spoiled it's it's just uh it's impossible it's it really is uh all right so where we're talking uh everyone everyone likes the uh chiefs getting the 10 and a half let's see some of the other uh other games we got queued up oh we do have a Tampa Bay box versus that's a big line too yeah this is uh see Tampa is now laying 13 and a half at home against the Saints they need this game they need to win uh to win the NFC South i got some money on them to win the NFC South 13 and a half point favorites against carol out of panthers we also got this submission i don't know why why oh no i can't i do 13 and a half seems about right wait where's Tampa Bay they're playing who they're at home playing the Saints say yeah that's the one thing why would i because i bet yesterday uh why would that have been off the board because i i couldn't find it hmm um maybe they briefly took it off because of um the Saints not knowing who they were gonna play at quarterback but they both are pretty bad options yeah okay i'm taking the only guess i'm taking Tampa Bay i and knew that but i there was for whatever reason it wasn't up there uh but yeah i like them and i fucking like carolina plus eight yeah um let's get to that game too i got panthers plus nine oh yeah now on uh bet online it's panthers plus nine against falcons i just yeah i'm with you i don't see why in what world does this falcons michael penex who is obviously were huge fans of and get to the points but um why him being a nine point favorites insane is that a penex photo yet i don't i don't think we've gotten a penex penis uh said well we'll we'll decide if he's a junior or a senior yes uh and maybe maybe some of this gets into the uh like the NFL combine and i i did put in our credentials to cover the NFL combine uh we'll see i mean they measure the hands they may as well have uh have us there uh scouting out as well but yeah i'm with you guys on the panthers uh catching the nine points it's a big big number for the falcons who um yeah they need it and this is where i like i was trying to figure out okay well did they need it but will they already know whether they're fucked based on who played earlier and i'm like i'm not doing that much work for fucking a 20-dollar bet just yeah i'll go with my heart it's the last week of the season anything could happen with all these teams that are fucked yeah it is yeah go with your heart on some of them like that that cleaverly carolina i love i hate Atlanta and i hate that guy yeah they they should not be nine point five oh he's not even playing anymore car cousins yeah you know he's who's the guy in peenix is the guy filling in for uh kirk cousins do you like that guy uh we also got bills patriots bills you're screaming the black guy what's up who's screaming in the background oh that that is uh this is kirk cousins yelling you like that oh all right who's who's the other guy and i thought it was say the black guy but you like that i thought it was the black guy he's well the black guy uh michael peenix is this is the starter now uh all right we got bills patriots uh this is a nice submission here as well yeah oh that's fucking beautiful yeah everybody's looking good the choreographed dance uh popping through the pants is uh always a fun touch here shots and bills they now the bills bills have the two seed locked up they can't really help themselves here the pats if they lose the Patriots like up the number one draft pick but they're starting uh and it sounds like the bills are gonna play josh allen for a little bit maybe pull them this one is tough to break down i don't know yeah either one tough week i i got the bills minus two because i feel like it's i feel like they're gonna win by two i i don't know and and yeah where the patriots the patriots you know kind of benefit from lose patriots benefit from losing so i don't know not that they're gonna lose on purpose but i i don't know this is like this week is just so crazy because you just don't even know who you know they're gonna pull down i get a couple of dog cards money line dog cards i get a five team or what new england carolina dallas jacks and bill and kc two bucks to pay seven hundred and sixty eight dollars and thirty nine cents that's your discount meet me to the week my friend yeah i would also throw and i might do it i haven't done it yet but the brown straight up was like 12 plus 1200 so you know if you want to win 120 bucks on a ten dollar bet it's i mean especially the division ones like the panthers i think they're live on the money line against the falcons like any of these teams you get you you have like a super it's become their super bowl right like you have a chance to ruin your rivals chance to get in the playoffs that's always a appeal yeah that's why i like the the browns uh there yeah nothing to lose but everything to gain by shaming the fucking the stealers or the uh ravens whoever i have a teaser have do we have a whole piece or something show no i don't think yeah i don't think he's in the end of the years i'm a fuck with the teasers you know uh to take the san francisco plus ten and a half and arizona yeah of course it couldn't possibly lose it went to minus a point and a half uh that could be philadelphia plus four uh in miami plus five and a half since an anti plus five 20 bucks for 90 bucks am i sure i spend the money right now i mean as well and uh why why don't you take that money put it over on underdog fantasy using the promo code points so you get that sweet deposit match so you turn that 90 into what one 135 135 is you get the ten percent fine what i deposit match over there uh underdog fantasy fun fun week to play the underdog fantasy the um brendan do you have any uh any guys you like in underdog fantasy now not not all of them are up because of uh yeah some of the starters not playing that kind of stuff yeah i haven't it's it was a little too well and and with all the traveling i'm doing right now i haven't really had time to uh check in with it but like i said you know hey uh brendan you might want to go up on the roof and fiddle with the aerial you're you're uh you're an internet cut out there a little bit uh brendan but in the meantime i'll tell you my i don't like jackflowers more than 58 yards receiving 58.5 zack irks less than 38 and a half and bucky urban less than uh fuck come on scroll bitch 86 and a half there's no way bucky urban's getting more than 86 and a half i've never even heard of the guy and now i would the only thing i would warn you about is zackers has a bunch of contract incentives uh that he gets paid if he hits some of his uh receiving stuff so that would be the only thing i would worry about um but uh yeah the other two i like was was he was yelling racist shit at a concert when he played with the eagles no no but that was uh that was riley cooper um that is that's a guy from the hangover yeah well they're both eagles fans or at least riley cooper was until they eventually cut him i don't know if he's still a fan i don't know if you uh remain a fan after the team uh fires you uh the the guy i like this week in underdog fantasy tyler huntley quarterback for the miami dolphins uh him to get a rushing touchdown this is one of their spicy plays wait what happened to a two-a-two glia boogly he's uh he's out he's he's banged up so to go boogly uh he's not playing tyler huntley though loves running the ball jets are horrible against running quarterbacks and this one is one of those uh spicy multipliers so uh underdog fantasy.com promo code points get it over there use the promo code uh and yeah good times on that oh we got uh everyone check it in um zeus christian holiday say in miami plus five and a half sounds good if they lose it it'll be by three all right please he's he's involving the little teaser there oh yes is underdog fantasy legal in new jersey um i don't think jersey was the first one to make sports book shit legal christy there with a big sandwich in his face oh and i'm gonna be the first wasn't he oh yeah no okay i got it wouldn't let me it wouldn't show up tyler huntley okay never mind you see you see huntley in there now it was there but it said it said we we cannot find tyler huntley in nfl hmm let's see tyler huntley yeah look oh that's interesting yeah that is weird maybe maybe pick them they have certain rules about pick them and i forget what states off the top of my head um but uh yeah tyler huntley i like him underdog fantasy promo code points let's see any other uh we do have a trying to think who else we got okay so we do have the giants eagles should be a uh interesting game yeah again that's that's a tough one you know yeah giants how did they fuck me last week there was somehow yeah i guess oh the colds that's how they yeah shit dick to me they had no business there no business that's the bit that's the dick that was in my ass mom go talk to his parents he's one of those guys who will get penetration there you go man had to jime it in uh yeah the giants are we're randomly fired up for that game i i love the colds i i love the giants that guy's middle finger pointing at his dick we go back to the one back one no sorry this guy this guy it does feel like he's i don't know how he's that's how i scratch my balls but i do it in the down motion like this like i'll get in the crook between my ball and thigh and and just here get me back get me back where am i wait there yeah down stroke the down stroke of the ball scratch i go like i do this on the side between the legs but uh if you do that too much you can get in yogurt and you're underneath your fingernails you get some chafing too i realize you're gonna eat shrimp with those fingers later no no that's this hand i i scratched with the left oh yeah you gotta have your scratching hand you're eating a hand especially an NFL sunday you don't want to be scratching the balls with the that sometimes i have to you know when i'm when i'm putting around the house scratching my balls all morning and then i got to make my kids lunch i i go oh should i wash my hands i mean they technically they came from my balls so i mean they're used to that home yeah it is funny build up their immune systems yeah that's what i figured yeah yeah who needs vaccinations when you got to when you got a dad scratching his balls and smearing your peanut butter on your wonder bread it is it is weird i'll just like scratch my balls i do it and then don't even think about uh that i was doing it like it's just so uh it's just so great well i like it scratched my balls so rarely in the winter because i from you know if it's under 70 degrees i'm wearing long johns so i got like three legs i got underpants and go long johns and then i got whatever the jam of pants or soup pants or so it's hard to get to the actual touching of the balls so it's more yeah jostling than it's like you're uh you're protecting yourself from yourself put on another layer uh all right last last game uh we got ram sea hawks rams uh what are they they're laying four and a half or sorry they're getting six and a half my yeah yeah they're not uh they're not playing a bunch of their starters they're already celebrating they won the NFC west pretty excited oh yeah there's some fact that's some quality cock shot right there and it's not framed right but if it was if that cock was in the middle of that photograph you'd go that is really prime possibly even a cover shot are we going to do a thing where we pick the dick of the year and and to use as our photograph for next year like are we going to create a Madden jinx oh yes where we pick the dick oh if you have dick of the year i get to the points next season you're gonna fucking blow out a fucking base here blood yeah blow out your scrotum or something uh yeah fast deference maybe we could get uh someone to photoshop past deference on that yeah maybe we can get someone to photoshop one of our uh mvds on to like a uh on well this guy not it's awesome uh but you know like this guy on the Madden cover uh if you're good at photoshop feel free take a crack at it um and then uh send that in well this would be the last year that they're actual dicks like by next year we might have to fucking just cave in and buckle our knees and start AI and fucking dicks everywhere just full on naked dicks and well yeah there was that article about how women are going to be sleeping primarily with robots by 2025 so i i imagine that's gonna you know bleed itself over into the uh and if i this year 2025 yeah i think it was a headline from like 10 years ago that everyone kept quoting uh because it doesn't seem like it's a little bit off yeah well i mean i don't know it depends on how you categorize a vibrator a little bit more ice yeah it does feel like it's uh somewhat robotic there all right uh let's see i think i got to all the all the dicks oh well actually no it's all right chargers congrats chargers they're in the playoffs they're an interesting game because they they might look like needily dicks i see we should do this before i bet because i took the chargers and based on those penises i'm lacking confidence yeah it's uh some of them are lacking weird if you go yeah look at them they're all kind of uh pointy yeah i might be the angle of the camera the guy on the right and the guy up the two guys on the corners both have the same kind of thing going on yeah yeah unpoint point and i think that guy in the back looks like he's got he's got a packet of certs in his pants you know look maybe because they're california and they're all fucking libtards maybe the team makes them all wear equal sized fucking ball and cock packages that they stuff so everyone's equal don't want a real junk show and we're going to just show them charge your car and they're all the same size and they're a little pointy and everything's insane because this is a team sport they're not one big fucking wang out there we're a bunch of little dicks that are working together to fuck that other team in their ass so let's get fucking small and soft and hit the field Doug's channeling is uh inner football coach again i like it all right team we're going to be wearing cups this year but we're not going to be wearing athletic cups we're going to be wearing diva cups yeah well it is yeah california very progressive first team to install diva cups gender has no place on this team there's a troubling amount of right angles in this chargers photo would be my way where are the right angles coming from um party hats all right good times as always got through a bunch of pics bunch of dicks get to the points i just have my big big bets yeah what's your big bet uh i have two twenty five dollars at Cincinnati uh minus point and a half and uh San Francisco plus four at Arizona fuck my team and i put fifty dollars at the fucking there's a knee jerk reaction on the chargers minus five that was my fifty dollar bet and you're giving me a fucking nickels worth of dicks they could be in trouble Brendan any other big plays you want to throw out there uh yeah i mean i like the dolphins the eagles game i'm a little yeah i don't know if the i i got the eagles minus three uh i like the nineers two plus four and a half and i got the rams plus six and a half that that feels pretty good to me too but like i said yeah you never know who they're you know you don't know who's playing this this this week so there's a lot of underneath today is throwing out some harba jokes who's got it better than us no harder than us harderies oh harder i miss i was this jike i fucked his joke up i'm gonna i'm just on the off chance i pull this up i am gonna quickly throw out you can play it back it's slow motion if you like this is my forty uh forty six thousand dollar money line parlay cleveland new england carolina dallas kacie san francisco minnesota seven teams have to win straight up five dollar bet paste forty six thousand two hundred and eighty one dollars and forty eight cents and i feel pretty fucking confident today hell yeah just on the rocks pre-mixed man hat and tuck oh i like that great start to the afternoon i'm gonna do that bet too yeah now i now i i i'm gonna dogg send that in the group uh check because i want to make sure i get that as well i can't i can't hear someone's crazy parlay and not tail it i i have yeah um oh yeah the hard part of that is cleveland that's why i took them off my other one is uh but yeah cleveland themselves that's like yeah cleveland in and of its own rights like 12 to 1 but hey it's week 18 wild shit happens hey uh make sure to check out dogg's uh special discount meet available on patreon both parts of ukraine are up on youtube so uh you don't even have to be part of the patreon but you will be because we go to slab city and then other shit crazy things we're going yeah i watched i watched some of your special last night dug i like the way i like that whole way you did it with all the little TVs and shit it's cool yeah that was all alex a alex did all the weird production value on that and otherwise it was really kind of just shitty footage uh that we we leaned into it and made it something yeah it looks good uh brendan you got the world records podcast check that out yeah world record you know i did since i've been traveling we've been compiling all the crank calls from the show uh from the beginning so i'm starting to release uh crank call compilations uh so go check out the youtube and uh yeah there's like a half hours worth of crank calls and then if you go to the patreon it's over an hour of uh crank calls and we're going to keep putting those out too so good yeah good times patreon sign up for both those and yeah obviously check out sports gameland podcast and send in your picks win hardly at gmail.com and uh we'll see you next week for the uh wild super wild card and then we begin the playoff of cocks the playing with yourself off we should have enough pictures from different teams where we can go head to head yeah you know uh pictures versus picking the game yeah if if somebody wants to uh if if one of the listeners wants to organize the cocks for us email win hardly at gmail.com and i'll send you a folder of all the cocks we've gotten throughout the season and we'll send you and we'll send you a gift for your work we'll just give you some kind of swag yeah i'll send you something sports green we'll send you something yep i'll send you yeah i'll send you a visor i'll send you a world record visor if you want that yeah definitely hook you guys up with some merch all right great times as always we'll see you next week all right happy new year everybody new year - There you go. - There you go.
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