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Fucking L. Welcome to the Watch For Crapids bonus episode. I'm Ben. Thank you very much. Today we're very excited because we are doing a recap of one of our cult favorite shows, The Season Finale of Southern Hospitality. Ronnie, Thoughts, Feelings, Emotions. Love it. Need it. Everything I needed this season. Glad it's here. Hope it stays. Not sure what the ratings are, but I'm hoping for you guys. I'm really hoping for you guys. I think the ratings are actually okay. They're getting a, what's it called, a reunion, which means that's a good sign. And I think people watch it. I think it's just one of those shows that gets a little lost in the mix, but I think people are watching it. It's actually like a fun, frothy delight in the midst of everything else that's happening on Bravo. You know? Well, you gave reasons why people should watch it, but are they watching it? They don't. No, okay. You know what? It's not about what they should do because this is America. People don't do what they should do. They do what they do. That's just how people are. Okay. So Southern Hospitality, I'm looking at ratings Bravo on X, who would love you, love your work. Thanks so much for what you give us. They got .257 million viewers. Sounds like a hit to me. I mean, they make watch what happens live look like friends. But does that, to be fair, does that, is that only live viewing? Does that account for two of yours? People say that that's the only thing that doesn't matter anymore. That is not true because when live numbers for shows like Beverly Hills are over a million people, they're like, "Oh my God, Bravo's still got it." So like we can't have it both ways. Yeah. But maybe, you know, maybe there's just like zillions of people watching on streaming. I don't know because they don't ever release those numbers. So we never know the truth about that. I know. I mean, the good news is I have to imagine this is a cheap show to produce. If any of the production values or trips have indicated anything. I don't think a lot of money is put into this one. So you know what? I think, I think there's like- Or rather, really. Or thoughts. Well, this is just kind of show up and roll around. Yeah, this show is created by OpenAI. It's a prompt. Okay. Young people, Charleston, someone wants to be DJ. Someone has a grandma who has a chicken parm recipe go. You've actually given it too much credit by putting intelligence in the description. What? So let's go to the circus party. We're still at this 10 anniversary. It's like the 10th anniversary. It's like crazy. Love it. She's like, wow. It's like amazing. Like, we've been here like 10 years, you guys. It's been like 10 years. And by the way, for those who didn't watch the last week's episode, we got some previous leads. I only wrote down part of the previous leads. I've done Matty saying, just when Brad thought this feud was dead, Trevor and I have the last laugh. And yes, it was a laugh that was held out loud. And guess what? It wasn't just out loud. It was fucking out loud. L O fucking L, if you will. Did we cover that episode? We did, right? Actually, I don't remember. You know what's funny with this season? I don't ever remember the episodes we've covered or not. Sort of like one big like, it's just like one big experience. But I think the thing was, I feel like we talk, no, we were going to cover it. We wrote down notes for it. And then we sat down and there was an issue. We had a technical issue when we're recording and we said, you know what? Oh, it was the three-show day and we were like, no. We showed day after Jeff Lewis before the crappies and we said, why are we wedging in? Why are we wedging in Southern hospitality right now? We need to keep our sanity. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So we should talk about it. So then she's like, yeah. And then I talked to, and then Trevor's like, yeah, I literally called Sammy and recorded the conversation. And then we see the conversation and Sammy's like, I just shouldn't have done what I did and Trevor's like, like set me up and she's like, I got to go, I got to go. And then of course, the big thing that happened last week was that leva promoted Emmy. She's like, Emmy, you're not getting Maddie's job. And then he's like, oh, and she goes, you're getting the job above her and he's like, what? You're going to be a boss. I am going to be a boss. And Leah CEO was like, you, I'm going to show you everything now. You are coming under my wings. You want to know how to refill a macaroni chafer? I got you, girl. I've dumped a face in Vegas. All right, girl, listen, Leah CEO talking here. I don't want to get sterno with you, but I will if I have to, aren't you laughing? That was a chafer joke. And so, and so the big thing is that like Republic, bar and grill and club and restaurant is celebrating its 10 year anniversary on King Street, the epicenter of nightlife in not just Charleston, but perhaps America. And to celebrate, they're putting on a circus themed party and everyone's showing up in their circus costumes. But Emmy, why hasn't Emmy changed yet? Why is Emmy wearing that like orange dress? It's like weird Emmy because you're like a bottle girl, so you should be in like circus clothing. What's going on, Emmy? He's not even wearing the circus colors, like some maroon, maybe something. He's wearing like a light peach, you know, and it's because guys, she is the AGM, the assistant general manager. We have come up with a position just to watch Maddie spiral out of control. There wasn't even this position before, but we have come up with a position just to watch everybody go fucking crazy. Maddie, who is so furious that Emmy might be coming for her job, well, guess what? You got to keep your job. So don't be upset because Emmy actually went above you. So now they're mad and then and Emmy is like in boss mode right away. She's like, okay, everyone, uh, limes need to be squeezed, brooms need to be swept with and, uh, the sour looking bottle girl. You're killing it. We still love you. You're an icon. Yeah. That, that, uh, cardboard that crumpled up cardboard bag or card, you know, the Chloris Leechman, the Chloris Leechman with platinum blonde hair, whoever you are, you're killing it. We love you. You're doing great. Okay. So now there's like circus dancing and circus themed things happening. And Joe and Maddie are talking and Joe's freaking out about this too because now Emmy is Joe's boss. Right. Yeah. And he's like, what? You're not my boss. And she's like, yeah, I am. And that's why I'm telling you, you need to go cut a lime right now. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be a assistant general manager, Barnum and Bailey circus. So Joe is all upset. And so he's going over to Maddie and he's like, well, can I say something? I'd rather be a DJ. I'd rather be Joey bottles and you'd be a DJ than being quote unquote assistant to a general manager, like, I don't want that. And then Emmy's over talking to well, just a, well, guess what? I'm here to set an example. And if you don't like that, and if you don't follow real quick, then dirt's going to be a problem with you. Okay. Because I'm an assistant general manager, but I also don't have a problem assisting you to the general exit where you're going to be exiting after I tell you to exit because I'm an assistant general manager now. Well, yeah, he's going to learn real quick how this is going to go. Okay? Because guess what, Joe? You really fucked up, Joe. You really, really fucked up. And Will is getting all steamed up too, but he's dressed as Marcel Marceau, which makes us hilarious because Marcel Marceau with him in a circus. Um, but he's like, well, he's going to learn real quick how this is going to go down. Why are you climbing down a, why are you, why are you mining climbing down a mountain with a rope? Will. Marcel Marceau. Yeah. I noticed that too. I wrote that. What's so funny is that he's dressed in the, like these stripes and has a little beret on. So Joe's, Joe's like, you know, I was like really pumped for MA to get like, you know, I could be IP promotion, but like I'm annoyed. She comes out and I was like, Hey, I'm like a GM. And then she's like, yeah, but she isn't between Chris and us. She's a mediator. It's a good thing. He's like, no, I, I'm the mediator. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a meat. I'm a meaty and I'm, I'm a, I'm all this. Okay. Okay. Come down. You don't, you can't come up with your comeback yet. So don't be jealous. Just be proud of the moment. Oh, look at it. Like I look at it. This is a girl. She's got a much more important task to grab now, man. When you grab that, that's assistant general manager. Yeah. But like, who wants to be like the, like assistant to like a serial assistant general manager, not assistant general males. Come on. Get a straight man. And then he comes in. There's something wobbling on table 10, table 13 is literally on fire. I'm an assistant manager now. Do we have limes? Why is this floor so hard? I'd like a softer floor. Somebody take care of that, please. Thank you. Will, could you clean up that mess with an actual broom? Not the one you're pretending to have in your hands right now. Not helpful if you're miming. Does anybody have the keys to the glass cage that Will is locked in right now? Anybody. Has anyone seen Will, I think he might be in the news bottom floor that we have. Which is, I could swear I saw him taking the escalator down there. And Will's like, that guy's ego is so fucking huge. It's honestly sad to watch and it's infuriating at the same time. Look at me screaming uncontrollably. So Em is like, like honestly, he should be excited that I'm the new general manager. And I don't know why he's so upset. It makes me mad. So she says, just sucks. This summer I've worked my ass off. Okay. I've used that lime machine so many times and cut so many limes into eight slices all at once. I've just got the promotion of my life and he's ruining it. He's a shit friend. Sorry. Not sorry for being your boss. Which I am your boss. So then Olivia is there because she's like a star guy. She's a huge star. Olivia and Vinita are there. So let's take a minute to calm down our impressed vibes. We can tell because it shows like, oh my God, look, it's here. It's people from Southern Charm. So then love us out talking to them and like, oh my God, Lava, this is like so amazing. She's like, yeah, this is amazing. She's like, yeah, it is amazing. It's been 10 years. We've had a bar for 10 years and they're like, that is amazing. Then we go back in the kitchen and they have this nice cake that says like 10 year anniversary whatever and Leah's overseeing it because, okay, everyone, sparklers, 10. Cake sign. Okay. Sparklers, 10. Cake sign. Did everyone hear that? I'm like, you're just bringing a cake outside. That's okay. Then then outside, Maddie's like, guys, thanks for coming out tonight. This is life. I think this is the DJ right now. Wiggy, wiggy. Here's Lava. Love it. Take it away. Okay, wait. Hold on. Take it away, Lava. And she's like, guys, welcome to the circus. It's been like crazy that like we went from like an idea to like creating what we think is the epicenter of Charleston downtown. It's guys. We had an idea, we're like, let's open a bar and then we open a bar. She's acting like they invented cold fusion. Like we thought, what if we care while we bring the particles together? It's like, um, you just said, let's have a bar and we'll open up a bar. So then, you will sell bottles of like a Trader Joe's champagne for like $500. I know. So meanwhile, after Joe has been going around complaining, like, why isn't he like, this is bullshit that like someone got promoted over him like, I work hard, I work hard. So he has the big party sign and he just drops it on the cake. The big fancy cake just drops it. And then the girls come out with the sign, the cake and it's party, everybody's partying all over the place. And Joe is talking to Lava and Chris outside. And Joe's like, wow, turn yours. Wow, it's like a decade, you know, which looks like a game. That's a good thing to say. Wow. It's like a decade. It's not funny. And Lava goes, yeah, I could like not be more proud to work here, but here's the thing. Like, I'm happy for me. You know, I got her her job here and like she's like my little sister, but it's like, not my decision. It's like, y'all's decision. What happens? And Lava's like, okay, like, let me worry about it. Like, I don't need your input right now. She's like, you may think you're talking to a little girl with a dream because I was a little girl with a dream, but now I'm a woman. And that dream has come true. And I've been here a decade. So you better watch your fucking, poor mouth, Joe. And he's like, uh, well, I mean, he's not going to come out to me and boss me around. That's not going to happen. And then he tells us, I don't feel like I'm in charge of the promotion. Like, I feel like she was over. I was overlooked by Lava for this position. Even though it wasn't a position before and I totally think this position is stupid and I don't want this position at all. Yeah. I was like, you can't have it both ways. I was overlooked by this position that I don't want at all. I mean, like, hello, does anyone else drop a sign on an expensive cake the way I do? I don't think so. You're like, Hey, Jim, it's like a really hard job. And she's like a bottle girl, but I'm like a guy who stands out on the street and it's like, come in. So like, I think I'm more qualified. She doesn't know what it's like to stand outside all night long, getting people to come inside. That's huge. I've worked like so hard for this this summer. Like remember when I spent the first half of the summer hitting on the girl who worked below me, that like was like really a show that I deserve a promotion. So he's like, yeah, it's a hard job. And she's just a bottle girl. And Chris goes, not anymore, man, not anymore. He's like, yeah, well, good luck with that. And he's like, listen to me, man, what I need you to do is calm down and relax. And he's like, don't tell her that don't tell her she's my boss then because she's not. And love it tells us no bad. There's not room for not respecting my decisions. That ain't happening. I do like to be a friendly boss, but it's a fine line. And if you start forgetting who you're dealing with, I'm gonna have Leah CEO tell you who I'm dealing. Take it away. You are dealing with one of the most powerful little girls with a dream that's ever walked the streets of Charleston, bitch. I'm not afraid to not be a friendly boss. I don't even want to be a friendly boss. And if you decide to come from level, guess what? You're a fucking with someone who's on the Forbes 50,000 list. Okay. So get the fuck out of our faces and get back to work, Joey bottles. And she's like doing double, double like shooting fingers while she talks. She's like, I'm going to remind you real quick who you're dealing with. I was like, oh, love, I guess. I love some, some GM energy. Yeah, you're dealing with finger guns. Oof. You're dealing with, you're dealing with someone who had a vision. You're dealing with someone who's the Steve Jobs of King Street. Okay. Because guess what? One day I was happy and I was happy for about an hour. So you know what I came up with? Happy fucking hour. Okay. Get out of my face, Joey. By the way, how many people got Emmy the job because so far, Maddie has already claimed to have gotten Emmy the job. And now Joey's claiming to have gotten Emmy the job here. Who kind of me? The job? Apparently everyone got him. It was like a joint effort. You know, there was probably like a scene that was like, leva, we've all come here today to tell you about a girl named Emmy. We want you to hire her, you know. Was she a little girl with a dream? No. She had ribbon in her hair. No one's competing with me in this bitch. Take that. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I just love also how threatened they are at the idea that like someone that they got a job for could actually leapfrog them because they actually work hard because we've always seen Emmy do all season long is work hard and do lots of things while they're like slacking off. They're just taking gigs at different clubs to DJ Joe is hitting on employees that work under him and Matty's enemies actually doing work and they're like, what? I can't believe she got promoted over us. That's wild. Yeah. So Joe's like, I'm done talking and he leaves, he's not pissed off. He's like, yeah, he's like, this is like not a side gate for me. This is like my livelihood. Like you don't know how to run a business because I don't want to work here when I have my little sister coming out here and like, or I'm around. Like that's like not cool. I was like, how about you stop referring to her as your little sister too, by the way, because you guys are both employees and that's not professional. So the next day, yeah, I don't care. So the next day, not that you're mad. I care that you're mad, but I don't, I don't, I care that I'm mad because I, it's like, I can't, I cannot get mad. I cannot get myself worked up over this show. So the next day of me is making up with Troy and she's like, your abs look really good from this angle. Yeah, I'm sure so this why. And then Grace Lilly finally is doing the hula hoop in her room, which is all I've needed all season. They really let this storyline drop and I'm like, um, hi, I'm here for the artistic journey of Grace Lilly and her fucking hula hoop. You can't just cut me off people. Well, I'll tell you what else was dropped the hula hoop because what was flying off her and goes flying at the dog, uh, well, hey, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. So then, uh, Joe Bradley, who, uh, who being a, for, for whom being a VIP server is his life and his livelihood and he cares and he should get a promotion. He gets attacks from Chris saying, uh, we're at the manager's meeting. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Fuck, man. So then we get a new tricksy monocles playing all through all this. That's like, we're going to live forever. But then the song changes and then she's like, well, I guess we'll live in the high life. And that's just Maddie and Trevor in bed. Living the high life. I eat, um, BLTs and watermelon for breakfast, just look at my salad. This is like beach food, uh, such good watermelon and BLTs. I mean, it was so extravagant and it's also a lot for such skinny people to be eating like watermelon. I don't know. I was jealous. It's like, I can't do that. I'm the bitch that eats this bitch right now. It's my sandwich. Melon, the eats this fucking melon, right, bitch. My name's Maddie fucking Reese. Don't you forget it. I eat watermelon and BLTs whenever the fuck I want because I run this bitch. She's like, I feel so at peace right now. And the less my friends know about my piece, then the better because they hate peace. And she's like, Trev, when you came down to Miami and I found out about the extent of that phone call, like, I felt a little guilty. And he's like, you felt guilty for believing, and she's like, yeah, yeah. Which is, by the way, this is funny reading this back as we know the big twist at the end of the episode. And she's acting like she only found out about that phone call now and Maddie's delusion and lies. I mean, she's like at level season six housewife. Yeah. But she's just making up shit and planting stuff and lying and like trying to run a whole season. I mean, girl. She likes them. Just like you've been on Bravo for years and years and not just a few weeks because how long do you think they take to shoot this show? Like two months, maybe eight weeks tops, I think eight minutes to prep 15 minutes to shoot and then to wrap. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. Hey, y'all, it's your girl Kiki Palmer and let me tell you, we're kicking off this new year with the whole new mindset. You know how everyone's all about new year, new me. Well on baby, this is Kiki Palmer. 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She is doing some light reality vantisse, but the thing is it's all for a scandal that no one particularly cares about. It's just sort of like there. We ingest it and then it goes on, we go on with our lives. So she's like, "Yeah, I almost feel guilty hearing about that phone call." He's like, "Oh yeah, you feel guilty for believing them?" "Yeah." "Oh yeah, I called her while you guys were in Miami because I knew she wouldn't be around Brad and I got the honest answer." "Yeah, he's full of fucking lives, man." And she's like, "I'm not surprised he did this because he's a planner, he's a conspirator, he plays tits for tats, but this recording it vindicates Trevor and I'm grateful because I can finally move on." Yeah, well, you know what, try to be the bigger person and hopefully he'll do the same. But on his story, he's always like, "Oh, it's really easy to be nice and positive." And then we see footage of Brad, all the Instagram stories where he's like, "Be positive, positivity is key." Which, by the way, I will give a point to Trevor on this because one of my pet peeves are personal trainers who think just because they're in shape that they are motivational speakers. Like, "Hey, we're good at podcasting, it doesn't mean I'm going to go on to Instagram and tell everyone, "You know what, live your best life every day, you just got to wake up and you just got to do it." Like, "No, you're a personal trainer, you've got a great body, it's your job, you're doing your job. Congratulations, I don't need every piece of content you put out there to say, "Why, I've got to wake up in the morning and just do it or feel this way or be optimistic or just give yourself five minutes to think about you or just smile once a day. I don't need that, I just need to look at your abs." It's also just another person who's a horrible human being pretending that they're super positive. They're like, "Hey, you know what, being kind is free." So is working out, did you know that? Like, why don't you say that, exercise is fucking free to you people, you don't really need to pay me to do it, walk. Go outside your fucking door, walk, do a couple of push-ups, okay, I'm literally stealing your money. Yeah, there's the truth I need from you, sir. So Trevor's like, "Yeah, body by Brad, positivity is key and then he creates bullshit behind closed doors." Yeah, more like, "Bullshit by Brad, I run this bitch, that was funny, man." Hello, well, fucking hell. So then he's smiling, he's like giving an evil smile because he's got her right rewants her, right? She's totally believing everything. So then we go to Sammy, having lunch with Bradley and Lucia, because Bradley's messy as hell, you know, so he's of course going to be like, "Look at our new cast member." Sammy, really trying to make Sammy happen. So she's like, "Wow, when we do Pilates, can you really make me look stupid in there? Oh yeah, will you make me look stupid when you train me?" And then TJ's like, "Hey Sammy, you want to bite of the sandwich?" Sure. Don't want to bite? Just a little bite? She's like, "No, it looks so good." It's really good. You don't want any? No. Want to bite? You can just have a little one. What little little carb is going to do, a little bite, just a little bite, no, no. And she says that thing which we've all done when we're like, "I'm just going to have you guys, I'm just going to have to smoothie while you guys have lunch." It's going to totally be the same thing. And then she just stares at everyone else's food the whole time. She's with her smoothie. You want to bite? You want to bite Sammy? We've all been there, girl. Okay. We've all been there. TJ must have gotten fucked up in that Pilates class because this is definitely a revenge bite. Oh, so you've got a great body now. So you want to bite of the sandwich? Okay. I'm going to bite. So they're talking about how they got all this stuff for Will's party because Will's going to be having a going away party, but it's also going to be a Fourth of July party. And so TJ has invited Maddie to the party because he said, "I said, I don't know what's going on with her in Trevor, but if she wants to bring him, that she could bring him. And if she also wants to buy the sandwich, she could. So want to bite? I don't want to bite. And TJ's like, "Yeah, she might come and she'll probably be eating a sandwich." I mean, no offense. Not that I want you to compete with her or anything, but I don't. And Brad's like, "Oh, yeah. So what about the whole voice message thing?" And he tells us, "Here we go again. Miami, Maddie got caught in a lie and I thought we were done with it. But now my name is being drugged through the mud again by Maddie." And Sam was like, "Guys, did she play the whole voice message? Because the voice message was like 30 minutes long then." And he goes, "No, because the voice moment he's showing everyone is like 30 seconds." I love how Sammy is not even horrified that our conversation was really recorded. She's just like, "Myo with that." She's like, "But I don't mind that he's secretly recorded me, but that he only showed 30 seconds as horrifying." Yeah, she's like, "Why is my camera time being cut down on this show?" That's probably what it was. And Brad's like, "Yeah, no one's on the phone for 30 seconds to ask one question. I'm like, have you met Bethany Frankel?" Okay, all right. You know what? Give me the mail on the phone. All right. Let's go down with the traffic lights these days. Okay? All right. Talk to me later. Bye. Oh, so Maddie's like, "I don't need Sammy." He's like, "I feel like the whole point of his call was for me to say like we didn't make out. Like, he just kept saying, "You just need to say it. You just need to say it. I just need you to say it." So Lucia says, "Do you think he edited the voice recording that he shared to Maddie?" And she's like, "Yes." So now we're hearing the recording and we hear in the recording. She goes, "I don't know if Brad, no, he says, 'I don't know if Brad drew you into this or what.'" But..." And she goes, "It was something between Brad and I. I don't know. I was talking to him about it, talking about what? Setting me up." Yeah. Like, "I don't feel like talking. I shouldn't have answered the phone." She's like, "There's like a lot of blaming me for everything that went down in his life." And we see the clip, you know, again, or maybe for the first time I'm just saying it again. And he's like, "So wait, the thing that worries me is that you really believe that we made out and she answers, "I don't want to talk about it." And he's like, "But you kind of made it my life." So he's like sticking by the thing that they didn't make out. I mean, I kind of believed just what the video showed. I think if they really made out, she would have shown the video of them making out. I think the video was them wasted. He was kind of like lightly flirting, and they were going out to party because she knows this friend group. So that's what it seems like to me, what I got that he made out with her? Not really. But what's the story initially that he made out with her friend? I mean, the story is just kind of like, "Well, Mikkel brought it that Mikkel said no. He didn't make out with her. It was the friend that she made out with. It was his friend." And I guess she got them confused. But then people have seen her on videos of season one with this group, so she obviously knows this group. It's not like she's some new girl that they would be confused. So I think the story has changed a lot. I believe Trevor did do some, probably made out, or if he didn't make out, he was trying to make out. I could imagine getting real close, like the nose is on, nose is sort of thing. Either way, I think he is a cheater, and I don't know if any of this stuff exonerates him the way he thinks it is, but it's enough for Maddie, because Maddie's just looking for any sort of excuse to hang something. She just wants Maddie as the sort of person who wants to find an excuse to be able to go back to Trevor and then be mad at those who doubted them, even though she then, even though she burdens everyone with, "I think he's cheating on me. I think he's cheating on me." They're like, "Yeah, he is cheating on you, then she can get mad at them for a job." Why would you say he's cheating on me? Yeah, she's just looking for excuse to do that bullshit. Okay, well, now we go to the restaurant, and it's time for lineup, guys. So Emmy's running the meeting, and she's like, "Okay, guys, I'm the assistant to the general manager, so we're just going to clarify right now. Maddie's DJing to close. Maddie, what do you have to say about it?" Maddie's like, "Okay, well, I'm going to move on because that's what general managers do. So Joe, Joe, do we have table three or six open?" And he ignores her. She's like, "You really fucked up, Joe." So Chris is like, "Joe, how many tables do we have?" He's like, "Oh, how about tables?" I'm like, "Okay." And then she's like, "I don't know why Joe's so buttered about Emmy getting her promotion. He's absolutely buttered right now." And Emmy's like, "Okay, Grace, you're Tiddy's dad." She's like, "Oh, hey." So now Maddie and Grace and Joe are outside, and Grace, Lily, and Joe's like, "Hey." So like, "What do you think about like Emmy's promotion? Is that like crazy?" And Grace is like, "I don't even know what an AGM was but to be fair, I don't even know what a GM is, or an AG, or an AM, or GM, or a MemG. I'm just confused by later sometimes." And he laughs too hard, and she's like, "I just don't know, here's what I know, it's Sunday, and we're chilling, wait me baby." And Joe's, Maddie's like, "I just don't want her to take my job or my money." Because yeah, but like, she has full intention of taking your job. She's been talking about it for months, and Maddie's like, "I know, and she's a snake for that." And I'm like, "What don't you dumb, dumb, understand? She didn't get your jobs. You still have your jobs." You're still mad at the wrong story, like it's so funny. I know. They're still mad at what they thought was going to happen, and not what didn't happen. So Maddie's like, "I mean, I understand what Joe's shaking, because Republic is his life. I mean, right now he just needs to swallow his pride, and let karma take his course, because karma, karma, karma, it's coming for Emmy's share it." What'd she do? Is there like a certain... Now look, as a restaurant worker, I always have believed that there is a certain place in hell for restaurant managers. I don't think that I've ever met one that's been cool, like a GM. Not cool. I would believe that. But what's funny to me is Maddie saying like, "Oh, while Republic is Joe's life, as if it's not her life, and yet at the same time, she's so bothered by the fact that someone got a promotion over her, but it's not even her life. But you better be careful. Don't get on Maddie's bad side, because what we learned from the previous scene also is that the last girl who got on her bad side, Maddie, drove her out of Charleston." I was like, "Okay. I'm sure the VIP bottle girl at the club can drive someone out of Charleston." So Joe was like, "You know what, on Thursday night, I was like in like a really bad head space and like I kind of got into it with Frank Chris. And so we see two days ago, Chris is like, "Hey, you missed the manager meeting. What's going on?" He's like, "I just feel like I could call in, like I could be on the speaker phone." And I was like, "Put in an email brawl. With the attitude, you need to go home, Joey bottles." He's like, "What? Like right now?" He's like, "Yeah. Like right now." So we cut back and Maddie's like, "Joe, Joe, don't fuck up Joe. You got to be on your P's and Q's right now, okay? You're valued here." And he's like, "Yeah." And you know what else? I love this place. Like I love Nana's chicken parm. You're really fucked up, Joe. You're really fucked up. So then, Aria, the VIP server, really comes for her moment. She's like, "Season finale. I can't wait to have my moment. Amy, Will, may I have a moment of your time, please? I need to have a discussion with you." Yeah. So you guys know I went out on Thursday, right? Like, no? Okay. Well, I went out on Thursday, okay? Wait, say it again. I didn't really follow. On Thursday, and Joe was saying that you and Will are going to break up as soon as he goes to law school. And he said, "He has no faith in your relationship." So Amy's like, "Oh." And so her hands get like into like full on like angry mode, angry like GI Joe mode. She's like, "Personally, I have a really big issue with Joe, but professionally, as an assistant general manager in this empire known as Republic, right now, it's not the time. Now we'll talk to Joe later in the week. How are ya? I love you always and forever, signed your assistant general manager, Ebby." So then outside, Grace is like, "Wow, Joe, your eyes are sparkling. They look so good, Joe." Wow. So Will comes at, he's like, "Joe, can we talk?" "You really fucked up, Joe." He's like, "Okay. Well, you look really good, by the way, which I love that you got a Bravo Classic in there." And then Will brings a new Bravo Classic. He's like, "Let's go chat by the dumpster." So they do. They cut the dumpsters. He's like, "Oh, hey, Ariel, what's up? Remember last Thursday when we went out?" She's like, "Yeah." It was really fun. He's like, "Yeah." So what's up, guys? What'd you say about his Thursday when you went out? I'd go out Thursday. I'm worried, "Okay, can you explain that again to me, that concept?" Okay. So Thursday night, you said some shit about Emmy. You said that her and Will were gonna break up since they go to law school and we'll just mind-blowing. Why is that? Why are you saying that, Joe? You're really fucking up, Joe, actively. Why? What's up, Joe? Why are you saying that, Joe? Come on, Joe. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, Ariel, first of all, thanks so much for killing those white walkers that I like my life. It's not the same, Ariel. I'm a different person. Jesus, Joe. You're such an idiot. He's like, "Well, there's nothing I want," and he starts doing this thing where he's grabbing his head. He's like, "Oh, no. I just got caught." But I don't want you to break up, "Ah, ah." And Ariel just shakes her head, like, and you thought I was going to keep that to myself, Joe. He really fucked up, Joe. He's like, "The last thing I want to do is like, I don't want to bad-know with my best friend." He's like, "The way he's saying it, Joe." And Joe fucking talks shit about us, Joe. You really fucked up, Joe. You really fucked up." So Joe was like, "Everything I said to Ariel, I don't even remember saying this wild." And Joe was like, "Oh, do you believe it? Do you think it? Do you believe we're going to break up?" And he goes, "Well, I'm not ruling it out." And so Joe tells us, "I don't have any facts, I don't want to say it, but Will's not a great drunk." And when he goes to that level, he's just not the greatest guy. I mean, his drunk in my apartment going to the bathroom with another girl, it doesn't seem that far-fetched. He would make out with another girl when he went to law school. "Dah, I just say it." So Will is like, "I'm going to go back to work. You really fucked up, Joe. You really fucked up." Now, by the way, I like Aria and the real reason why I like Aria is to me, she looks like a young Dolores, you know? And I love Dolores. One of my favorites. Do you like Dolores? I'm kind of a young Dolores vibe. Yeah. Or younger. Or younger. So then Will's at Mom's house, Will's at his mom, Katie's house. And I love Katie. She's like, "Oh God, I've given birth to a fucking moron." No. He's got that. She's got an English lady mother. She's like, "Well, I haven't seen you in a few days, so what do you have to do to get ready to go to law school?" And he's like, "Well, I've got some reading I've got to do and I ordered a bed and I ordered a bed frame and I ordered bedding and ordered other bed stuff. Oh God, I raised a boar of a child. I'm going to miss you in your stupid bed stories, but I'm glad you're moving on and getting out of my house and drinking all my tea and getting on with the next stage of your life." It's going to be nice not to have to sit down to read Goldilocks to you every night. Not just, not because I don't like reading to you, but it is hard having to explain who Goldilocks is every single night. She's a little girl going from home to home. I mean, come on. It's so difficult to have to explain the logic of her decisions over and over and over again. People don't like called porridge. It's just what it is. He's like, "Yeah, well guess what? He's being mean to me." He's like, "Joe sucks. Joe's being mean about my relationship." He tells us, "My mom has a really stiff upper lip and when I told her I was going to apply to law school, she was like, 'I always knew you would, but I didn't want to tell you to.'" That's how she got me to do it. She's so smart. Yeah, but mom, I mean Joe, just being a shitty friend, I always thought Joe and that tramp you call a good friend, but we're so close, because yeah, that's why I'm confused about a mom. I mean, the craziest thing about all of this is I'm trying to make sure our relationship makes it through law school and it's hurtful because I'm having these concerns, but Joe, his concerns is that he's hoping it to fail. So I want to succeed. He wants it to fail. Do you see what I'm trying to say here? We'll so foolish that he's clearly setting this relationship. He's clearly setting Emmy up to break up with her. Or he's setting her up to be like, "Well, so I cheated, but I told you I was worried, babe. I told you." But he's just mad that he's getting called down on it early, and he's like, "Mom, I miss you. I'm going to miss you, and I'm going to miss the doc and the boat, and what else am I going to miss?" She's like, "Emmy, the girlfriend?" He goes, "Right." And we just get up. Boom. "Lond America, can you bring around here?" So now... Ass-gum. It's assistant general manager, Mom. Ass-gum. So I've been calling it to your father. So anyway, I can really remember her name. Ass-gum. Ass-gum. Commercials. Here comes one right now. It's now the 4th of July, and Trevor's waking up, Maddie, because they got to go. One foot in front of the other, and then we see Lucia with her son, and then there's American flags. There's three hours until the party. So now we go to this house that's run by this guy named Jamie, who's like a 55-year-old having a party for 20-something, and he's like Joe's friend, and he's like a homeowner. And then Brad and TJ are setting up, and Joe comes ambling in. Happy 4th, boys. TJ's like, "Hm. Knew shorts, guess you're not going to include me in on those decisions when you buy new shorts. I'll even offer you to buy my sandwich." And he's like, "Yeah, totally got new shorts." So they take the machines in and get ready for the carnival party, and they're really into this carnival party. I'd say, not very creative. Not creative. Like, "Yeah, let's do, like, set up circus. We could do, like, carnies. It'll be fun." We'll just keep up with this carnival thing, and it's going to be amazing. Wow. Why did they do that? That's so weird. And guess where else they have a carnival theme on Summer House? Yeah. Spoiler. Which we're about to cover after this. Crazy. So Joe, Brad, and Will are talking, and Brad's like, "Um, where's your head out, Will?" And he's like, "You know, like, oh no, where's your head out with Will?" And he's like, "You know, look, he later knew me by the dumpster." And just like, "Yeah." Because he had a problem with you. He's like, "Well, we haven't heard that you see a Summer at Me and Will. He's been pretty ruthless with me." Yeah, and then we see a montage of many Will moments with Joe, including, "You really bucked up, Joe. You really bucked up." I said, Joe's like, "But dude, I love Will, and Ward, like our friendship right now, like, I'm worried about a lot." And he's like, "Well, I don't think he knows that anymore, and I just think you say whatever the person in front of you wants to hear at the moment, and it's not like the truth. So you need to say better things." No, that's not true, by the way. I have to say, I love your stick vacuum. You like the way that you use it. It's like, you really get all the dust you didn't- See, you're doing it right now. And thank you. I actually did really need to hear that at that moment. So. Yeah, like you also say Maddie's one of your best friends, and you say horrible things about Maddie. So like, what do you say about us? We're not around. But I do consider one of my best friends. And you guys like, too, but like, I feel like I'm just getting pulled out from all these angles. Oh! Brad's like, "Be a man, Joe, and accept the fact that you were wrong, and get your shit together. Please." So now everyone's getting ready for the big party, and she inside checking with Maddie about what she's going to wear at the party, and Will is like asking Emmy if Emmy's going to jump in the pool with him later in the night, and Emmy's like, "I am not looking forward to seeing Joe, as an AGM, I can say I wish you were alive that I could splice into seven parts." So now we're at the party, and TJ comes up to Emmy, he's like, "Oh my God, we came up with games. You have to see our games. Come on up, because I made them about law." Okay? You want to see them? Okay. So one is like, "You throw darts at a board, and it's called the verdict." And then another one, "You're done for apples, but it's called objection. It's not hilarious." Yeah. Look, "Guess the gavel." That's tried and true game. Oh, and here's one, it's called "Lay Down the Law" book, which is funny because I probably didn't even have to add a pun to that because it was already in it, but I don't know. I just wanted to like guild-dil-dil-ly, I guess. And Will is like, "It's a little bit on the nose, but it's cute." Well, thanks. I didn't realize we were on a great British pun-off. Yeah. Thanks for gatekeeping, carnival, game names. Yeah, it's been a lot of time. So Grace is like, "Let's see some cards." So she's talking to this guy, Damien, at the bar. And she's like, "Let's play some cards." And he goes, "Okay." And she's like, "I don't know any cards besides tarot cards, though." And he goes, "What did you read on me?" She goes, "Fabs." Hey, do I got lipstick on me? Yeah, you got plenty of lipstick on you. Does it look okay, though? Mm-hmm. Looking juicy. Yeah, they're real, too. Real lips. It's been a crazy summer ever since I escaped Liam. I'm just feeling this new evolution. I mean, fuck it. I'm feeling this new, what's it called? Lucian. Evolshin. Evolshin? Evolshin? Yeah. It's a chapter. A chapter. A chapter in my life. With no matter what, I'm going to keep it wavy, baby, because I always come to sparkle and shine. So TJ, he's so excited. He goes up to Emmy and he goes, "So guess what? I came in this morning with Brad and then Joe." He was an hour late. And Maddie's like, "Oh my God, Joe, I haven't even talked to him yet today." So then, but then Maddie comes in and she goes up to Joe. We're cross-cutting between all these conversations, she goes, "Joe, are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay. Are you? Are you okay?" "Actually, this is the least okay. I've ever been in my life, but you know, you're okay. I'm okay. Are you?" "No, I'm the exact opposite of that." But you know what? I have friends surrounding me and I have friends and I'm like, that I'm not cool right now. And it's like 4th of July and I just want to have a good time. So then, Sammy walks up with Brad, because of course she does, and she looks kind of terrified, you know, and Maddie sees them and she's like, "Oh, fuck, Brad. Whoa. Whoa, now. Whoa, he just can't help himself, Kenny. I'm about to see Brad because I've like closed his door and Brad is being messy as fuck. And it's also just like weird to bring this girl because like, if this is your client, where's your HR? Because this is not appropriate. Like, there needs to be a line between personal trainers and clients. I love Maddie, something that cares about HR. So Trevor's like, "Keep her away." And then there's this girl named Fran out of nowhere, and Fran goes, "You say the word and if you want me to pounce, I'll pounce." I was like, "Good for you Fran. Get your line in there." Fran is like, "Girl, we all are friends within the South." It's like, "You want me to kick her ass?" I will. But then when you need her to kick someone's ass, she's like drunk on a sofa. I just, I'm just like, "I can't, because I'm just thinking about so many things right now." I was like, "Okay Fran. She's just kicking someone's ass before you said to do it, you know, because she just can't help herself. She's just ready to fight, you know, fucking Fran's." So Brad's like, "Yeah, well I know this is like Joe's going away party, but if Maddie wants to talk to Sammy, go ahead, let the sparks fly." So Trevor's like, "You good Maddie?" No, she can get the fuck out." So then everyone goes up to the roof to have some cake, and the cake is like a cookie cake, and it says only nerds go back for more school, which by the way, the perk about the cookie cake is that you don't have that annoying thing where you present a cake, and then someone puts it in your face, because it's a cookie, so it doesn't have the same effect. So that was a good workaround. So Trevor's talking to Maddie, and he's like, "Let's handle this together." She goes, "No, I'm going to handle it, because I know how to handle bitches, period." So Maddie goes upstairs, Sammy's doing limbo, so she's like under the stick, like, "Wow, I'm part of the group." And Maddie's like, "It's already awkward enough, they've got limbo at the very corner of the roof deck." Okay, so someone, she's going to come out of there, you're discombobulated, someone's going over. We know that. It's a high stakes limbo. Somebody goes, "Hey, I know we've never talked, but I would love to come and talk with you." Like, "Come on, we're going to go this way. Come on." So Sammy's like, "Okay, sounds good." So Maddie's like, "Brad is conspiring against me to ruin my relationship, but I already heard the story from her. I listened to a 30 minute recording of it, like, I don't need to hear it again differently. Hello, fucking hell." So she opens the front door and shows her the way out, and she's like, "Dare, now I've heard all I need from you and you're a fucking liar, so have a nice day. Bye, bitch." And she closes the door and locks it behind her. And Sammy's like, "You're good, you want me to beat the shit out of her?" She's like, "No, I got it." Sammy's bitch. Sammy found some lean cuisines from the freezer and was just throwing them at the glass. "Take that, bitch. Take that." And Sammy's just kind of smiling like, "This is not this girl's house, like what is she doing? I can just go around the back fence." There's all her doors. So Mia sees this and is like, "What just happened?" And Sammy's like, "I got kicked out because Mia goes outside." And Mia's like, "Well, that's not happening." And Matt is like, "Well, I want to make sure she walks the fuck away, man." So then she walks the door to make sure that this girl's not trying to get in, right? So Mia's outside. She's like, "You're not the bad guy here, don't worry. We're going to get her." And then Maddie is screaming at them from behind the door, making her like gun finger. She's like, "Bye, you guys have fun outside then. Go home, sweetie. Go home, skank. Bye, stupid. You smell things. You smell like beef jerky dummy. You're ugly. No one likes you. Okay? Fran will kill you. Fran will fucking murder it. Fran's telling me you'll murder her. Fran's like, "I'm murder where?" And then they show up from the other side of the door and they can't hear one thing she's saying. And Mia's like, "It's proof. The glass is proof." "We can't hear you. Okay, I saw we can't hear you. Can't. I died." So then Will comes down. He's like, "Maddie, Maddie, this is my going away part. This is not a perfect behavior, okay?" And so they opened up the door to let them back in and Maddie just stomps away because she's like, "I kicked that bitch out. She can stay the fuck out. I kicked her out. I kicked her out of this very nice house, okay, with other doors that she can come back in and I kicked her out, man." So Brad is telling Sami, he's like, "Yeah, I think when people don't want us to come to something that's true, they try to push it out." Yeah, literally pushing her out of the house. So then Maddie's telling Caitlyn, she's like, "Okay, you're not going to stay out of my business. Who's Caitlyn?" Probably one of her roommates from that house on the island. Oh, yeah. So she's like, "Oh yeah, I have to stay out of my business and not metal. Yeah, right. You're still doing it, motherfucker." She just wants to see me unhappy. He can fuck off. So then Mia goes and tells Lucia what happened. And then Sami's like, "I mean, I thought we were going to be mature and talk." And then she like pulled me aside and like took a step back and like slammed the door in my face and Maddie's like, "Keep me the fuck away from this bitch." She's acting as if Sami has like come in with like a knife and just chasing around the house. Like, "Keep me away from the business bitch." So Trevor's like, "Okay, let's be quiet. People are listening. Ha ha ha. People are listening." So now, Emmy pulls Joe aside for a talk. And she's like, "Joe! Joe! Just let me talk Joe! Joe! I'm a subset Joe. Joe, I'm really hard Joe. Just listen, Joe. Because for you to say, "Me and Will are going to break up and then the way that you've treated me after I got this promotion, Joe, I mean, I believe that you look at me like my little sister, but you would not do this to your little sister, Joe." And to be honest with you, I was like frustrated because you've been like a little bit arrogant this year. And Emmy's like, "Are you kidding? What is even the definition of arrogant? Let me see. Having or believing in one's importance or abilities. Fuck you!" So I'd love to say I had to look it up. And he's like, "Well, you walk in here with this confident, arrogant thing and like you assume you're my boss. I'll rub me the wrong way, okay?" And I'm like, "Maybe it's like, maybe it's my eagle, but like I'm in meeting it. I'm in meeting it." Because, "Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe." Take a deep breath with me, Joe, okay? Take a deep breath with me. I'm worried about you, Joe. I know you feel the world's against you, but like a friendship matters, Joe. I'm worried about you, Joe. Yeah, it matters a lot. Like, this is like really upsetting. Hold on. Let me put my hands on my nose to make it look like I'm crying while fireworks go off behind me. It's like we're a family. Remember when we had that meeting and we're like, "We clean together because we're family together." And she's like, "Yeah. Well, I mean, action's not worth, Joe. Action's not words. Actions, okay? All right. You got to talk to Will because that's not pill battle. That's not pill battle, Joe. Don't fuck it up, Joe. Yeah. Can you give me a hug? Sure. I'll give you an AGM hug right now. So it's like an amazing scene because Joe really is trying to pretend like he is emotionally, you know, distraught while these beautiful fireworks go off behind them. And it's just hilarious that this beautifully looking scene is just about something so stupid and petty. So then now there's like more party stuff, Will's in a dunk tank and Grace is throwing balls and everything. And then O'Sheen is just like standing in the tank and as women go by, he's like, "Hey, darling. Love that dress. Looks phenomenal. Looks phenomenal. You too. Darling. Looking beautiful right now. What's your name? What's your name? Okay. Keep on walking. All right. Hey, lady. Love that outfit. You're talking, huh? Milkman over here. Hey, no autographs, all right? No one's stopping. He just looks so sad. He's like me deep in dunk tank water, just being ignored and a sad little speedo. So then Will makes a toast because guys, I feel so humbled to have your support. These most people support Joe. You really fucked up Joe. But anyway, I always thought I could be that guy who goes to law school. And it means the world to me that I'm not that guy that goes to law school. What a dream. I just always wanted to be that guy, you know, the guy that went to law school. I don't need to actually enroll. I just want to be able to try it one one day and look at it. I don't need to graduate from it or pass a bar. Just going to the school. That was my hope, guys. Are there columns? They're parking spaces. What's it like? So Joe watches this. And he's like, my biggest fear in life is not being the glue. And right now, I'm not the glue. I went from being the leader of this group to like the loser in the group. That's my nightmare. I'm off of a jockhammer. I went from Elmer to jockhammer. It's terrible. So Joe goes up to Will and was like, Joe, you haven't talked to me once on night. You really fuck it up, Joe. And Joe's like, yeah, well, a lot of the reason why you're mad at me is how I treated me and I apologize for that and I'm not rooting against y'all's relationship. He's like, that's bullshit, Joe. It's bullshit. Yeah. Well, let's go outside, baby. Come on, Will. Let's go outside and talk about that. And he goes, oh, yeah. You want to take it outside dog? Because Will's like ready to fight like he's ready to come to blows. Yeah. Someone actually has the opinion that he's going to break up on the girlfriend that he's constantly caught cheating on. So they go down. Okay. They are going to break up. Right. They're. I can't believe that wasn't at the end that they broke up. I know. I was waiting for it. So Will's like, um, I can't let y'all have to hook any more, you know, like he insulted my relationship. He tried to tear tear down my love. I mean, what am I even getting out of his friendship at this point? I'm starting to look like a fool. Joe, come on, you know what you said. You said it last night. You said it to Aria. You've been talking shit about us. Dude, like, oh my God, like I never want you guys to break up. I just know you'll break up. Your two face show, your two face, why the fuck are you going around telling everyone, Joe? I was just talking to Emi's best friend. Okay. I was like, she knows Emi the best. Did you come to me though, Joe? Did you come to me? Oh, look. I'm just saying like long distances is hard, you know, like we're brothers, man. Come on. You think you think we haven't thought about long distance? You think we haven't? I'm about to be a lawyer. I think about things like objections and recesses and approaching the bar or approaching the stand. Damn it. I'm going to be sucking as a lawyer. I've got such a boss missing. Joe's like, it was a big stab in the heart for me. He's like, fuck you, you fucking pussy Joe. You're a pussy Joe. And Joe's like, I wouldn't even speak to my worst Emi like that. Yeah. Cause he goes, Joe's like, well, now we're face to face brother to brother, man to man. And we'll go brother to brother is a stretch show. Oh, wow, really stabbed me in the heart. And then we'll say, yeah, well, some people pretend to be your friends, but they're not really your friends. Oh, for it. This is more fireworks and more part of the dummies on this show. I love this. So just the dialogue of the show kills me. So then Mia is telling Sam, like, come here, come here, like you're not leaving. Okay. Like listen, you should go talk to Maddie. I think she's just pissed at her own situation. Keep it going. Come on. Keep it going. Right. Sam is like, yeah, I mean, we could have had a conversation from the beginning woman to woman because I knew we needed that talk, which by the way, that's how you know that Brad's been meddling because he's the one who's like, have a conversation, man to man, Joe, have a conversation, man to man. So her saying woman to woman is definitely like a seed that Brad put in. So Mia is like, what I want you to do right now, I'm like the seed that he put in someone else's mouth at that dumpster, but carry on. No pain. No pain. Yeah, I was like, come on, I want you, what I want you to do right now is stand up to Maddie and get into a fight with her because if it goes wrong, it doesn't matter. You're not even a cast member. So she's like, Maddie, you guys should talk, right? And Maddie goes, okay, you can sit right there, sweetheart. Maddie's like, Maddie, I'm trying to read for you here. Okay. Trying to be team Maddie makes it kind of difficult. So Maddie just stares at this girl, just stares her down all angry because I think you owe me an apology, okay? And Sammy goes, for what, for lying, I didn't lie, I have your voice. You said I lied. I set this up with Brad. And she goes, um, I have my truth. Okay. What does that mean? I don't believe in the term my truth. That means you're lying and that you don't want to talk about the truth. So you have your truth. I think your truth is the biggest hokey bullshit. It's like next to triggered in my dictionary of like modern stupidity. So I don't buy that one. I think Maddie's a fucking liar. What do you think? I think about Maddie. I think Sammy's a fucking liar. I think Sammy purposely went and tried to bait this guy and videotape it to get on TV and it worked for Brad. I do think she was in cahoots with Bradley. I mean, I know it sounds crazy, like who in their right mind would do that, but I do believe that she's a fucking liar. But I also think that Trevor, um, was probably cheated in the past. I don't think it was with Maddie though. I think that Sammy and Maddie had a, I'm sorry, Sammy Bradley had a conversation where he was, she was like, yeah, you know, I've been hanging out with Trevor recently and he's like really handsy and he goes, you know what, you should just like film that. Okay. Cause then Maddie can see who the fuck she's dating and she's coming from me. You should just film. Maddie likes her like an offhand remark, so she's like, I am going to. So then I think she films it to try to show something and I think that she probably like embellished it to sort of like have this moment in the sun and now she all of a sudden has to like file through it. But I do think that Trevor probably crossed the line. Maybe they didn't fully make out, but it was definitely something that was like not respectful to Maddie, but then Sammy got caught up in her own stupid story. And I think it's just like three very dumb people, um, who are involved in an even dumber love triangle. Yeah. Okay. So then, um, she's like, well, I have the conversation now. So I heard it. Do you have the whole 15 minute conversation? This is also why Sammy's lying because she says how long was this conversation at the time? 20 minutes to 30 minutes to now 15 minutes. How long is it? Yeah. And so Maddie's like, no, and it was a three minute conversation to hear what came out of your mouth. She goes, Oh, so do you have the whole thing? I know everything sweetheart. And I don't know if you know, but I was on a phone call with Trevor and I was there for the whole thing. And I heard it right out of your mouth. So of course, Bradley is listening to this and he's like, wait a minute, are you guys hearing this? Oh, you, you overheard the whole thing. And then we see her, we see rewind. I was on the phone call with Trevor with Trevor with Trevor with Trevor and the producer just says, wait, you were on the call, she goes, yeah, but no one's supposed to know that. I was like, okay, you're just a terrible liar and cover up her also. Yeah. So now what is she doing? So now she's just everybody's just lying all the time on this show. So Bradley, it doesn't, you know, but the thing is it doesn't save her case, but I don't know. It doesn't. It's so weird. Who would have cared if she was on the phone? You know what I mean? Yeah. It doesn't change the weird thing the lie about to find out that she was on the phone still does not mean that, like, I don't know, it doesn't, it doesn't move the needle on anything. It just shows that their whole Michigan, but then Bradley is like, well, thinking back on it is coming back together because she orchestrated the whole thing and this recording came up in Miami. And so we see it clip at the group dinner where Grace is like, wait, y'all, you don't understand. I spoke to the girl, well, I mean, I don't know her name and I didn't speak to her, but I was told there was a conversation between Trevor and that girl. And it's been recorded and she said she made it up. She admitted it and Maddie's like, stop it, Grace. Stop it. So this has already come out. So Maddie went to this dinner pretending that she didn't have this recording because she was going to hold this recording until the end of the thing to make them all look stupid or what she was going to do it to make herself look like more of a victim. And then I guess what the point is about discovering that she recorded it and that she was in on it is that like maybe she did pressure Sammy to change her story. I guess that's the implication. Like she was like part of this conspiracy to make Trevor to exonerate Trevor and to make Sammy look really like shit. And so she will like did this thing. And then that way Maddie could then 10 days later come up and start crying and be like, I just found out this piece of evidence and I went, I turned against Trevor and I feel terrible when it turns out that she was lying on me the entire time. Oh, I don't understand. None of this makes any sense, but it's so funny thinking that Maddie really thinks she did something. Okay, I'm going to go to Miami and then you show up in Miami and I'm going to like act really surprised and you can have like a bomb ass car too. And I'll be like, everyone hurt my feelings there and then we'll just wait and then like it's a season finale. I'm going to like reveal the call and they're all going to fucking stupid. Yeah. Try to get something like that and Brad's like, she just did this to make me look bad. So the picture goes. So why did you lie? Was that to protect Trevor and Maddie goes, cause I'm not the bitch that gives up. Yes. Okay. Okay. Why did you lie? I'm the bitch of fights. Everybody knows that I'm the bitch that fights ask anybody, ask Fran even she knows she's the bitch. She is the bitch. So she's the bitch that fights so she, we cut back to her and she's like, you need to say the fuck away from my work and my boyfriend and my life, bitch. And Trevor's like, Oh, can I step in here? And she's like, yeah, you do it. And Sammy's like, I'm out of here. So Madison's like, you're leaving. You said the fuck down. And she jumps up and tries to grab her. So like right after a bomb, she says, you need to stay away from my life. My work, my boyfriend. So Sammy starts to walk away and she's like, no, you sit down. She's like, do you want her to stay away or to sit down or make signals, Maddie? These are mixed signals. Okay. So then everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Maddie, she's like, you talk to him. You're a fucking liar and to hear it from the, you're a fucking not man. So Maddie goes, I'm the, that's what she goes, I'm the bitch that fights man. Everyone knows that about me. I will fight till the death for a stupid, terrible person. And then fireworks are going off. And she's like trying to pretend she's come sick. We love you fireworks. Happy fourth. We love that. Right. Love fireworks. So he, Trevor's like, you're my little firework. And they're like, yeah. And then that's the end. And then it says three weeks later, Maddie and Trevor broke up after all that, then they'll get back together because they're toxic. Oh my gosh. What a so fun, fun, funny times. Thanks everyone for listening. I appreciate your support here on the bonus episode. Bye everyone. Watch what Crap-ins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always automatic with Ashley Auto. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Put your hands together for Carly Clap. Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offit. Dana C, Dana Doon. Aaron McNicholas. She don't miss no Tricholas. Jamie. She has no less namey. 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Happy New Year, Everyone!
Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on tomorrow, and below is season 2’s finale episode to get you all excited!
The season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1E10) sees tensions reach a head with Maddi and Sammie and the controversial phone recording. Plus, Joe faces the wrath of Will, Emmy, his bosses, and maybe even Nanny’s chicken parm. Summer should be fun. Joe’s life? Not fun.
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