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So, season one of Vanderpump Rules was beautifully messy, and season one of this show was beautifully messy, and then season two of Vanderpump Rules was even messier and wonderful. And so far, season two of this show looks like it's going to be heading in that same direction. - Well, it's always fun. I love this show, you know, it's an old waiter. Back in my day, the old service Queen Myself. Of course, I love waiting table shows, and this one is so funny because it's in this town, Charleston, where they all feel like they're like superstars in the next Hollywood because of Southern Charm, right? So, there's all these influencers there now, and they really feel like they're hot shit, and season two of any show, people come back with season two face-on, where they're like, "Okay, this is what people think of me, and I know the game now." And this is what I'm going to do. And it's just so funny to me the things that they came back with, like Emi and Will decided that they're going to come back and get revenge on Maddie, who I don't think ever did anything to them, but they're like, "You know what? We're going to have a Maddie takedown season." Everyone's decided, like, this is going to be a huge Maddie takedown season, and I just think it's so funny. It's like, what, is she even a captain? Like, what is she considered it the job? Like, she's so nice to you, she doesn't even tell you guys to stop drinking. Like, "Why are you taking down Maddie? What'd she do?" She went to Tulum, that's all we know about. Emi spends, Emi spends, like, the entire episode slinking around corners, listening in on Maddie, and having a look on her face like, "Whoa!" She's like in a murder mystery. It's just like, some sort of, like, silly murder mystery from, like, the 40s where she's listening in and saying, "I just heard something." "What?" And, like, she's just, like, behind a rack, behind a door frame, just listening in on Maddie. She literally improvised, or panned a mind, herself holding a glass up to her ear and going, "Whoa!" By the way, Emi is really becoming my favorite, really, just because of her apartment. I have to say, like, I was impressed last season, but I'm even more impressed this season because she keeps her studio apartment immaculate. Like, that is a beautiful studio apartment. And, you know, when we all know the Vanderpump Rules Apartments, when there were these wretched, sad, carpeted, decaying, refrigerator places where the microwave and the air conditioner could not be on at the same place, just these, like, rat-infested domiciles. And I have to say, you know, all these, Emi could have, she could have followed in those footsteps, and she has a beautiful studio apartment. Everything's clean, everything's painted. And I just feel like she needs to be applauded for putting some effort into making her little studio apartment television-ready. Yeah, well, I think it's a little unfair, because we constantly give TJ shit for always vacuuming. And that brings me to my first complaint, which is, "Why didn't we get any shots of TJ vacuuming?" You guys can't give us an entire season that revolves around TJ vacuuming his apartment, and then come back this season, and we don't see him vacuum once. Not a once. That was shocking. That was really shocking. I was upset about that. I was hoping we would see just a little bit more of TJ passing judgment on people. I actually got used to that. Like, I used to hate it, but now it's actually something I'm, like, tuning in for. And I was waiting to see more of him standing behind the bar, saying, "Well, she just walked in, because that was his whole thing. Last season was like Michael walked in, and they're like, "Guess is back. Michael just walked in. Can you believe it after everything that he did?" But now TJ was just sort of like there. Wasn't right. Because TJ is naturally like that. He's like naturally persnickety. Like, I really do think he's like a young version of the church lady from SNL, the Dana Carver. Yeah. Dana Carvey character. Like, "You did it, Satan!" You know, like, really persnickety, just judgy gay. And I fucking love it. And I think maybe he's coming back a little bit more reserved, because he got a lot of hate last season. For being like that. And so maybe he came back a tiny bit reserved, but everybody else came back extra TJ-E. And so it's making us not really see TJ as much. Because everybody else came back like, "I'm going to be a fucking mess this season. You wait!" Yeah, especially Mia. Mia really tried hard. She's like, "I'm going to have a moment to love us like you're fired. Wait, what?" Okay. So let's start going through this from the beginning. So we open with clips from last summer. Random snippets on what went down. So Maddie, just like trying to convince herself that she's like really happy. Like, "I'm with Trevor now. I'm like, we are really happy." So here's what happened to me last season. Republic is everything. I went to Tulum where I saw Grace Lilly, but then we both liked the same guy. So she got totally pissed off at me for no reason. I'm totally sober, which you can absolutely tell from every single professional I have, like this one. And I ended up getting the amount of my dreams. The guy who rides the horse and buggy bike. What did it call him then? What does he call it? The bike. The bicycle bike. The bike's one like king. Yeah, it's like a rickshaw, like an urban rickshaw, or I guess rickshaw is our urban. It's like a... Rickshaw. I feel like it's not a rickshaw. It's just a bike taxi. Okay, so I'm showing them, Abby. That's basically her season. And then we see her making out with Trevor a lot, and then everyone else just keeps cutting to the rest of the casting. I hate Trevor. You know what I want to wish one thing for my birthday. Trevor would die. I hate Trevor. Like everybody hates this guy. Yeah, and no one hates him more than Joey Marbles, also known as Joey Butt Bottles, also known as just Joe Bradley. And he's like, Trevor cheated on Maddie, and like she went back to him like it was just like terrible. Like, hey, he already cheated on you once? I don't know why you would go back. So how did you go back to someone who cheered on your joint mobiles? So then we see Trevor and Maddie fucking in the motorhome on their way to NASCAR when they were taking the group, their glamorous group vacation to NASCAR, to NASCAR and Charlotte. And then Joe was like, Trevor was like a stereotypical douche in the movie. Like, was it cheater or was it cheater? Yeah. You just got marbled. And now coming up this summer on Southern Hospitality, fucking lava, you know, there are a lot of lottery winners. Oh, look, my point is we know that luck exists. Okay, I'm not going to go down my whole list of people who have been lucky. Lottery winners, I think, is general enough that we all get it. I don't think anyone is luckier than lava. Leva has probably, she has like less than zero charisma or presence at all. And she doesn't even want to be here. How is Leva even here? It's like they plucked Leva out of nowhere. She just scumps him. She's like, Welcome to an entire show centered around me, Southern Hospitality. Why am I even here? Why are you making me do this? Like, who is holding a gun to Leva's head? They gave you your own show, perk up. I enjoy Leva. And generally speaking, I've often enjoyed people without charisma on these shows, just because I find them fascinating. And they gave us a new one. Leva's new sidekick, Leah, which we'll get into. This is amazing. Leah is my favorite. Like, I love Leah. So this summer, Maddie's saying, I believed him. And when he said he would never do it again. And he cheated. And everyone's like, yeah, it's Trevor. Hello. We told you so. So she's like, You told me you would never do it. Text her again. You lied to me, Trevor. And then everyone having to hold her back and her being like, you need to stay the fuck away from my boyfriend like, Why did you fuck my boyfriend? You are fucking trash. And everyone's just holding her back like, Don't do it. Don't ruin your life as a assistant assistant assistant manager. You bottle girls. Your DJ career is just about to explode. Don't do this. Don't do this, Maddie. And that was like our big coming up this season. So they've changed our uniforms, right? What were their uniforms before? Because now they're doing this. Lisa Vanderpump Pink satin kind of cocktail dress slash prom dress ball gown thing. Well, their uniforms are always different. I mean, last season famously, like their first uniform was like this like a fluorescent green thing that they wore that covered up like, you know, barely an ariola. And I say that not from a prudish place, but just because they're all wearing it and love us like, I'm all about female empowerment. And I just want to see women's women supporting women. I just want women to win. Now wear this nipple cover as your dress. So I think they'd like a change is from like night to night at at Republic. Am I wrong? Like from event? Well, I noticed that Maddie was wearing a pink one and then Grace Lily was wearing a blue one. So I don't know. So six weeks earlier before all this drama, we open. I think we opened this way last year, or at least it's the first scene I remember. You know how you don't remember the first thing that ever happened in your life, but there's like something so impactful that that's your first memory. I think my first memory of the show was Joe Joey Marbles making it getting up at the shower. And it's an old tradition started by Vanderpump Rules with the guys. It's unfortunately carried on with Shep in Southern Charm, which is yikes, nobody needs it. But God, Joey Marbles, what a cute little butt. So glad to have you back to sexually harass. And you too will ding. Yeah, well, it gets a very long and extended butt scene. It was it was it was up on screen for a while. So yeah, we see Brad Bradley doing pushups. That's right, because there's Joe Joey Marbles is Joe Bradley, but then there's also a Bradley, right? Like there's it's confusing. Yes. So and then Matt and then Maddie's over at Trevor's place and Trevor's shaving. Trevor really looks like like maybe like Theodore from the album in the Chipmunks, right? Like it's kind of like this is who she decided like she's going to like isolate herself from all her friends for this Theodore looking guy and he's shaving. And she's like, wait a second, are you going to shave your whole beard? He's like, no, because then you'd be dating like an 18 year old if I did that and like, ah, yeah, you'd be like Justin Bieber. Great. Yeah. And so we see a clip of them when they first met and he's like a little kid with his dad. It's a weird picture to show. I don't know. And then she's like, yeah, well, I've been sober for nine years and recovery taught me that like people get second chances because, you know, I had to fight for my own life. So I got second chances. And so, yeah, Trevor and I are living together and we're happy and I'm on the, okay, wait, second chances. That was you giving yourself. That was you earning it. You know what I mean? Like sobering up is you actually making an effort and earning it. Trevor didn't do anything to earn it. He just showed back up the second there were cameras up again. Come on. Yeah. You get a second chance because you made a fundamental shift and change in your life. He literally just refilled the air on his bike taxi. Like, there's nothing different about him. So she's using, she's basically using like her sobriety as a shield for critics who are saying, like, why are you back with a schmuck? So he Trevor pulls out a charcuterie board from his fridge. He's like, I didn't have breakfast, but I have a charcuterie board and she's like, wait a second. You made this? Look at you being a housewife. It's just like a little, a little tray with like four pieces of prosciutto and some grapes on it. And she's like, very impressed. Gotta love that charcuterie. And he's like, yeah, and also I'm going to take out the trash later. She's like, oh my God, marriage, marriage. So she's like, you know what this is like? This is like looking into the future and like seeing something in the future. Like not today, but like in the future. Maybe today. I mean, if you wanted today, I would do today, but like not today, but like in the future. It's not today, but like soon, not long, but soon. Yeah, it's like I can see already when I'm the ripe old age of 38, and we're eating charcuterie for breakfast then. And it's just like we're having charcuterie for breakfast now. And it's like, wow, this is our future. It's amazing. Despite everyone always being against my relationship. Like, I saw myself mate. Okay, you're dumb. And I hope you feel dumb that they keep playing these clips. Yeah, they're really rubbing it in right now to poor Maddy who ends up getting fucked over literally by the end of the episode. I mean, I thought it would take at least until episode three or four, but wow, they just jump right into it. Yeah, so she's like, all right, well, I gotta go work bottle service now. You know, I like being shouted with love and respect and food. I think I'm gonna say sex. Yeah, and sex too. God, I love looking into our future. So now they're playing like kind of military music. And we see because they're going to work at Republic, which is you guys, you have to be so disciplined at Republic. It's like being in the military. So we go and we see the line outside of Republic and they're playing a song that's like big moves on this circuit, big moves on this circuit. This is basically some homily people who don't know was told them they're home. I don't know how to explain the crowd outside of Republic. But the way they talk about Republic and then seeing the crowd, I was like, is there a Tommy Bahama shirt sale? Like, what's happening? They always act as if they have the hottest club in Vegas or in Miami. Like this is, this is the hottest ticket to get an art Basel week in Miami. But in reality, it's basically people who just came from like the Bass Pro shop who now want to go out dancing afterwards. Like, yeah, Republic is the number one place to go to after Topgolf. And we serve the clientele that way. It's after bar for Topgolf. So we see shot to the bar, which I still cannot tell how big this place is. It looks like a hallway. It doesn't look very, and we hear that it's very small too. So it's not like my visual, my eyes are doing all that much work. We hear it's really tiny, but it's amazing how they shoot it to look like it could be bigger, right? But it's not. Yeah, they make it look enormous. They literally make it look like a towel. But we've been, people have actually messaged us and said, "Oh, I went to Republic and I was tiny." So they do great work in making it seem huge. And, you know, TV does that, but it looks enormous. So we also meet the new VIP server. As his name, his name, it looks like it's spelled Oysin, but I think it's Oysin. They say Oysin, but then someone calls him Ocean, so I don't know if it's like Ocean. But he's a deuce. He's a total deuce, which I love. It's like a long-haired hot deuce. I think from Ireland, where is he from? I know I think he's from Tulum. I think he might, well, I don't know. I mean, his accent sounds like that, doesn't he? Don't say that. Well, that's not Irish either, isn't it? But sounds like that is talking like that. You know what? There was an accent. And I think because they met him in Tulum, I just projected a Spanish accent onto him. And I wonder if it was Mike, my brain playing a trick because I just heard Tulum. You're going to hear Tulum a lot because we are watching Southern hospitality. They say Tulum a lot on this show. I mean, they love Tulum. They love it. They love it. Joey Marbles gives Ois in a fist bump. He's like, "Oi!" So then Leva's like Republic is like the true essence of Southern hospitality. Oh, really? Republic is the true essence of Southern hospitality. Leva is it. It's like, yeah, that's why we've been in business for 10 years. By the way, I think you're right because his last name, I looked him up on Instagram. His last name is O'Neal. And his little bio says Marketing Master for N.K.D. Marketing in Bravo, Southern hospitality. But then he writes down, E-I-R-E. It stands for Ireland. So I think it's correct, though. Yeah, I got a good job. I was worried because below deck meds ending, and I was like, "Where are we going to use a really terrible lucky charm set?" By the way, there's someone Irish on below the deck med this year. How do you say it? Bravo is of TV official site. According to his official Bravo bio, he's from Wicklow, Ireland. So, "Hi there, Shaq. It's Hunter Dizz." There you go. There you go. So they met him in Tulum, which is where all the sort of backstories for the show seemed to come from, which I loved. I love that they were still mining to Loom for more people and storylines. So, Lava's like a tons of competition in Charleston, but people come to my club because my VIP team is going to always get the party started. Okay, do you even know what you're saying? Are you just reading these off-key cards? You know the plot for the rest of the show, right? Because you're literally leading it. Lava. I think it's still funny that they're still using this. My team is going to party it up, except if they don't party anymore, because that's a rule, which is totally my idea. We're putting it into effect right now, right when the camera started. Exactly right now. I have to say, Ronnie, when I go to a club, my first thought is, "I really hope they have a good VIP team that's going to help my party get started." Because that's how I know I want to go to this club. It's always the first consideration is the quality of the VIP team. Yeah, totally. Like when I go to Chili's, I really want to know that my waiter enjoys an awesome blossom just as much as I do. You know what I mean? Yeah, because you know... Outback? Outback is awesome blossom. No, no, no, no, no, Bloomin' Onion. Yeah. 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So it's a busy night in the club, and TJ, you know, and his persnickety shit starting a little way. It's like, "Um, is Maddie here?" And they're like, "No, where is Maddie? Maddie's never here!" So Chris, the new general manager, who's just kind of schlubby, he's kind of a Barney Rubble. He goes and finds Maddie in the kitchen, and she's cleaning her shoes, and he goes, "What you doing, bud?" She's like cleaning my shoes? They get dirty. All right, bud. Well, listen, bud, I'm going to need you in the meeting, because I don't have time to relay this information again. All right, you're going to get it in the meeting, and that's it. Yeah, so the big thing is that they have a new room for meetings. Because last year, they were like sitting on basically paint canisters, and... It's like... Is this the same room? Is it a different room? I thought that I said it was a new room. I don't seem to remember a big, the big, vacant, blue room. I mean, there could have been... It's hard to remember. I have memories of every time they had a staff meeting. They were literally sitting on bulk cases of Fabuloso. I don't remember a big, blue room with coach catches in it, but maybe it was. I don't know. So, they're in the meeting, and Oi says, "I can't believe we're not allowed to have a baby." Like, we're not allowed. Can you believe it? And Maddie's like, "Yeah, I know. We're all really upset about it right now, but you know what? We just got to keep going. We just got to keep going." So, Lava says, "Sadly, over the last past few years, we got a little loose with our rules, and we see everyone getting drunk. We see Grace Lilly doing the Grace Lilly thing. We see Mia being like, "I'm so glad I can be here. I can work here and just chill with a glass of champagne while I go on a break." So, they're all getting lost. Yeah, because I'm in finance, and so it's so nice to come to work and just chill, because I'm in finance. So, then, Lava, back to Lava, she's like, "Yeah, it's my fault, because I do like to be a friendly boss. I'm not a fucking monster. I get first chances, and second chances, and third chances, and fourth chances, and fifth chances, and sixth." Lava, can you guys just edit out half of Lava's monologue? What do I have to sit through it? Yeah, so she goes, "This year, we're going back to the rule book. Hear your rules. Beyond time. Respect managers. Don't drink." Okay, because I have a business to run. And if there's insubordination, you're fired. You're out. And then we see her, she now has a new model. I would just like to request a new rule on there. Wash your hands, okay, because I've seen this show. That rule needs to be somewhere on this show. Wash your fucking hands. Yeah. I don't know, I understand why on Below Deck you don't want to have your staff drinking. And generally speaking, you don't want to have your staff drinking on the job. But I do feel like at a nightclub it's probably okay. Like I feel like that might be an exception to the case. It doesn't really bother me as much. There's no yacht that might crash. There's no heavy machinery necessarily. I don't know. Well, she just said it in her line before, which is why I was cracking up that she even said it. She's like, "My VIP party, it's going to make sure you're partying right." Because they're like, she kind of insinuates that they're partying with you. Wash your that was her thing. People come to Republic because we're the best people to party with and we party with you. And you don't just get access to Republic. You get access to me. That was kind of their big thing. So for her to be like, "Oh, and now you can't drink when you party with the gas." It's just weird. I don't know. It's weird. It's a weird line of drama. It's obviously trying to go for drama or trying to just fire people that maybe she wanted to fire anyway. I don't know. Yeah. So now she has a screen of cameras in her office, like a giant wall. Which by the way, half of them are not working. So how about as long as we're revising the rules, why don't you fix your cameras? Because there was like seven different black screens on there. I'm like, this is not a very effective wall of security. Yeah. You're a real Baldwin over there sliver. Okay. It's like that movie sliver where she's got like 20 video cameras. You don't even have room for 20 video cameras. When is the outside of her garage at home? I guess my husband's home, so that's good. She has a camera on Gwen's. I just want to see what the parking situation is like if I go over there later. I just want to see who's buying satin dresses with a giant ruffles on them today. I know. It was like the head of household room on Big Brother. Grace Lilly says, so in honor of Lucia not being here today and everyone boos. So Lucia, who seemed to be one of the most responsible people on this show, actually got fired. That's what we find out. Yeah. Well, we all miss her. Okay, guys. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to burn some sage because she loves sage. So in honor of Lucia, who's dead now, let's burn sage. And then we see a clip at Lucia's apartment. It's like running around playing and she's like, I'm terminated by text message. I told, I'm told Lucia Pena is no longer employed a republic. And he's like, Oh my God, you did drink on the job and we're not supposed to drink on the job, right? Like, that would happen. I'm in finance. So the numbers aren't adding up. And I say that as someone in finance. And Lucia's like, I just took one swig and she's like, and you didn't get any warning from republic at all. It's like, no, no, literally my first infraction in seven years. And I'm fired. And me is like literally firing a single mother for a first offense. I mean, that is nuts. And I mean, it's like, what the fuck? Because the kids just sitting there, like staring at them. Oh, yeah. So then we go back to the meeting and me is like, guys, like, you know that before I started to work here, I was a patron here because I can afford to be finance. And Lucia was my favorite bottle service girl. So I'm just going to say that. Well, maybe we should pass the sides around and we just spread it all over this room. And so Mia says, um, if Leva fired every employee, especially the ones that don't work in finance, that had a shot of alcohol in her establishment. Um, she would have fired everybody except for Maddie. He's sober. What I'm trying to say is we all. So Maddie and Joe come in and Joe's like, I'm going to say some business stuff right now. So listen, guys, we're going to do a good job pushing people tonight, turning things over, really rolling over everything, turning, turning. We're going to stock up and we're going to pile it. Everybody got it. This is the business. And Grace Lilly, give them a good first impression at the front door. Give them your best. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I know you can kill it. Grace Lilly. Just do it. Now, I know you haven't actually worked here, you know, since we stopped shooting. So just practice. Okay. Grace, give us, uh, what are you going to say at the front door? Hallelujah. No, reel it in a little bit. Grace, reel it in a little bit. So Joe says, ah, last summer was like not my brightest in the lady department. And they're like, yeah, Joe's an idiot and they're just talking about how last summer Joe confesses love for Maddie and then like 45 minutes later, I guess, made out with Mia and then told her that he was just like a real, he really dropped the ball on that front. Yeah. He'd like tried to profess his love for Maddie once she already was getting back together with Trevor. And then when he didn't get it with her, he tried with Mia and then was like, I mean, come on. It's like, when they both confronted him together, it's like, I mean, come on. I'm like hitting on you after I just like told my best friend, I'm in love with her. Do you even think that was a real, uh, so he was kind of a dish. Yeah. But they've, they've forgiven him like Mia's just like whatever, like we're friends. So they're, they're back to being, I guess they're all back to being friends for right now. So Joe's like, Oh yeah, I'm like Don Pining for Maddie and Mia and Mia no longer wants to put my head off, which is great, like him's go back to being join bubbles, ha, ha, ha. It's a new year. It's a new Joe and I'm ready to get back in the game and start dating. Link. Hank. Yeah. It's like really hard to me either way. I'm going to try winking there. I like that they gave him like Joey Marbles 2.0 he's, there's always got to be a guy who's coming back as the newest version of themselves on these shows. So Joe introduces Oysen on his first night as the new bottle boy. And Maddie's like, yeah, Grace Lilly and I met Oysen in Tulum because where else? And he's like, team money. That's what we're here for team money. Who saw I was running a lot of events out in Tulum secluded parties out in the middle of the jungle in Mexico. I feel like his parties were all strange, like tantric sex, you know, experiences like people would just get naked in the jungle and then he'd pass around like a waska or something like that or some sort of strange beverages like enjoyed out of a coconut and they'd be like touching and feeling like I just imagine that that's what his VIP experience was. Yeah. This guy is fucking for money out in the middle of the jungle. So he just doesn't want to pay for a hotel room. So Grace is like, yeah, he's dancing all the titles, dancing all the whole girls. And Maddie's like, yeah. And orange fucking speedo, which was kind of oddly attractive. Like we had a moment, but it was just a moment and he's like, I love girls amazing. So Maddie is like, so hey, by the way, have you met Leah? She's the new CEO. She's here. You're going to meet her. So then we see. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. And then we see Leah, the most awkward person on this show walking around like, I'm kind of hand out an infraction to somebody who's going to get an infraction who's going to get an infraction. You got time to lean. You got time to clean. That's an infraction. Watch it, mister. Leah is definitely, she is like the, like you're watching a high school play and someone has to play the boss in the high school play. And that's Leah. She's like, I'm going to wear a business suit because this is what boss is where. Yeah. There's like, business clothes that just don't fit her eye. My guess is that, poorly, it does not have one well-tailored outfit that fits well. She's just walking around in a bunch of rayon things with collars going, infraction and fraction. And then we learn one of her favorite things to say later is, you know what we're going to do? Nip it in the bud. That's what we're going to do. We're about to nip this in the bud. Yeah. She just, she just looks like, not even, she just looks like a middle schooler. Dressed in adult clothes, going around being like, I'm the boss now, and I'm going to hand that in fractions. Nothing but in fractions. We're going to nip it in the bud. That's what bosses do. So they ask, the meeting is coming to a start. So Oyson ashes out the sage on the table and Matt is like, wait a minute. You have to like clean that. We have to, we have to keep it clean back here now, guys. And he's like, it's all right, darling, don't y'all worry. You're pretty little. I had to bad it. And he's like, oh my God, you're like literally going to be fired right now. So then we hear a song and it's like, let's go hands in the air headed for the game. Let's go. The unofficial anthem of Republic bar and lounge. So in case you guys are not buying that this is a totally L.A. Hollywood and only famous people come here. Welcome Olivia from Southern Charm. Yeah. Some creepy friends that she has. Oh my God, Olivia from Southern Charm. Everyone drop what you're doing. Olivia from Southern Charm is at the door. Get there. Now. Swarm. Swarm with bottles and free drinks. Hmm. So Oyson's like, hey, babe, you're going to show me some tricks or what? What am I supposed to do here tonight? Is there any kind of training? And she's like, I'll go order a bottle of Dom. Okay. And then guess what? We're going to bring it out with glow sticks. Because that's what we do here. And he's like, wait a minute. What about the signs? Are we going to bring out to sign and Brad? I think, Jad, Joe goes, yeah, you know what? We should bring out a sign. And you know what? Just say, hold on. Let me think about it. Superstars. That's what it should say. That's good. That's good. Superstars. Go for it, Joe. Go. Do it. This is what we get. The poetry of Republic. Superstars. So Leva goes to see Leah, CEO, and her assistant Michelle in the green room. And she's like, okay, guys, does it like smell like we didn't hear her? Do you even pretend to work here? They just said that Lucia lit Sage every single night here and you don't recognize the smell. Yeah. Yeah. Replace. I vote replace Leva with Leah, CEO. Yeah. So Leo's like, oh, yeah, there's Sage. I can tell because I'm a CEO and I hand out infractions while Lucia's gone. So let the Sage be gone too. Hi. Yeah. I just chopped it away. Yeah. Just got where the Sage. That's going in the handbook. And Leva's like, yeah, you know what else Sage is? A fire hazard and then he goes, yeah, pretty much. We're on top of things now. So you know what's a fire hazard, things that were on fire once. So Leva's like, you know what? We just promoted Leah. We just promoted Leah to head boss and I just call her the hammer. Yeah. So she's like, okay, Leah, she's like, okay, Leah, you're the hammer. So just get them on along to the camera. She's like, I don't really know how to do that. Just go ahead, Leah. Just make it up. You're a boss. Okay. You're in Rayon. And she's like, okay, listen, I can do this because I'm not emotional. You know why? Because we're running a business. So let me do the dirty work so we can keep rocking and rolling the way we're supposed to. In fractions. He's like, yes, me, I'll lead. Leva's like, yeah, Leah was out in Vegas working some pretty big hotels. Yeah. You ever heard of the NGN? It's not the MGN. It's the NGN. Yeah, it's there too. And she worked it. Okay. And we really fought to have her here. And she said, I don't know if I could leave being the manager of this buffet and we said, come on. We'll make it worth your time. So she said straight. Okay. You just seen all the people that tried to eat the breakfast food when it was turning over to lunch. She wouldn't allow it. Because that's what she does. She's a boss. She's no nonsense. She's so efficient. She's like on it. Yeah. You guys, no one can handle stress of Republic except for the woman who dealt with a seafood buffet all day seafood buffet. She's here guys. We got her. Yeah. We got her. So Leah's like sage stinks. It's gross. And it's a mess. We got to nip that in the butt. There's there's too much sage back here. We got a nip that's in the butt before all the customers smell sage a little bit. So then meanwhile, the VIP team is hard at work making the superstars sign. They're literally acting like they're doing a puzzle on Survivor like a million dollars is on this and they're like putting the letters in there like superstars to say superstars is this working? Does it look good? Is this going to go out? Can we publish this? Can this go? Is this what we locked? We locked it with superstars. Okay. Let's do it. And Maddie says they're all super all of our guests are superstars because all of our tables are superstars. It's like you're special. Just like everyone else, my mom's favorite bumper sticker. So then we see a group of tacky dried haired girls partying and one of the girls is telling Oysen, she's like, Oh my God, you should do a shot with me. He's like, I want to do short cannot do a shot. Maddie. Maddie. Can I do one? She's like, I'm walking away. You do whatever you want. I don't see. I cannot see anything. And then we think, Oh my God, do not do a shot. You're going to lose your job. Totally. Don't do it. Don't do it. He's like, I'll get it. I'll get it. Oysen will be doing shots later this season. He's not setting up ocean for success. He might get fired because she's being like, you do what you want to do instead of saying like, don't do this. You'll get fired. You know, I think they're trying to set that up a little bit. Well, Emmy is coming for Maddie's gig, I think, right? I mean, Maddie doesn't even care about anything that goes on at Republic, but I told Oysen not to drink. So I basically have this place down and I would, I would trust Emmy as a manager far more than Maddie. And again, look at that apartment. It is immaculate. Look at where Maddie lives. Okay. They couldn't even handle their charcuterie board. At one point, we didn't even talk about this at one point. They had that charcuterie board sitting there and, and what's his face just spins it and like three alves go flying off onto the floor. This is not, this is not manager material here. If you can't even figure out the physics that go into rotating a charcuterie board. So back into this, I'm not cracking jokes here. This is a serious thing for me. Yeah, you're very, you're very pro clean apartment, you know? So we go back into the meeting room, green room area and Leah, who's just doing way too much for her first episode, just keeps pointing at the sage stain on the table over and over like, I mean, sage, can you believe it? There was sage there. So and love is like, yeah, well, this is stressing me out. So I have friends that I need to go say hi to you. So you can deal with it. And then he's like, yeah, well, guess what? I got a sage stain on the table. I need to chop some balls off over. I am, we just taking care of business here I come, Leah CEO. Just make sure the A list stars at the front don't see the sage, sage stain in the blue room, because that would be a disaster. We would never would want Olivia flowers to be grossed out by this place. So then we see Bradley, he's hugging Olivia and, and some others and he's like sitting with them, he's like sitting in the booth with them and love is like, um, are you working or are you having fun right now? And he's like, both maybe she's like, no, no, you are a VIP team, which means you cannot be tending to the guests right now. You have to go do something else. It's very poorly constructed opening a plot. It's hilarious. 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I know like all the guests are going to be sad that the employees aren't drinking out of their $100 champagne. I know. I'm like, "I literally spent this money for you to serve me, not to drink what you're serving me." So they're all talking about how stressful it is not to drink, and Grace Silly is like, "Yeah, it's like when your parents went out of town, and you throw a party, and then all the sudden, like, their car comes out of the driveway, that's how it falls like." Why do I feel like that happened a lot to Grace Silly? I guess I know her parents were like, "Hey, we're just going to go out to dinner. Woo-hoo, my peums are going out of town!" No, Grace, they just went in town. So then Lucia, who is fired, comes back to the club, which is like, "Why would you ever?" So except on these shows, of course, like this is where Kristin came back to serve like a million times after she was fired. So here she is, pulling the Kristin-Dody thing, and then mehogs run everything, and then TJ is like, "Oh good, there's something for me to be, for me to be particularly bad. Look, Lucia's here. Can you believe it? She came back here. Who wants to be judging with me? Anyone? Just me?" Yeah. I'm not sure. I would be a comeback to the scene of the crime, but, I mean, this soon, guys. And Krist goes, "Oh my God, Lucia's here. She got fired for drinking on the job. Call national security, get her, tackle her." So Lucia and Emi talk, and Lucia's like, "I have to talk to Leva. Like I do not want to talk to Leva. Like this is about to be like the hottest summer ever, so like I do have to talk to her. You never know what's going to happen this summer at Republic. It's going to be huge." They're saying they're lowering the prices at Topgolf, so they're going to have bigger people than ever before, and they're all going to come here afterwards. Emi's like, "I would be crawling out of my skin right now if I was you, and I was about to talk to Leva. Oh my God. She's such a big, important CEO. How could you even be doing this right now, Lucia?" So then Leah's walking around being the CEO, still really hanging out at the stage. Yeah. She's like checking all the tables so they can say, "There's much stain here to better not be because that's disgusting, it's for deviance." So Leva is back watching her video screens, and she says, "Who is behind that bar?" And Leah comes into the office and she's like, "Start and erupt, but hold on." I, and she starts doing this pointing, you know how people point and they're telling you off at their finger? She does that when she talks, she's like, "I just did a lap, and Lucia is here point." And Leva's like, "And so Lucia is there at the bar." And she just keeps on saying, "She just wants to talk to Leva. She just wants to talk to Leva." So Leva's like, "I don't know what she thinks we can do for her, aside from rehire her because we have all the power, but like in my mind, there's just nothing left to talk about." And so Lucia's talking to TJ, and he's like, "Um, I guess if I were you, like I would send her a text in the morning after you vacuumed?" And she's like, "Um, I haven't received any communication from Leva. I guess okay." But then send her a text or an email after you lube up your dice in and make sure that it's in working order. And she's like, "Um, I've been sending emails to talk about my termination. Nothing." Wow. Wow. Um, it's your basically, uh, like, land in California right now, faulted. Very faulted. I'm not really sure what you want me to say, but I'll just give you this like instead. So Leo's like, "Okay, well guess what? You've received a couple of emails from her. It seems like she's unable to understand her termination. And it's not negotiable." Which is a phrase I learned in boss school, which I am. See you. And Leva says, "Well, if we brought her back, like a what kind of example was I paid to the rest of the staff?" And she's like, "Yeah, right. It would be chaos. It wouldn't be right. I mean, pantry, pantry, pantry, pantry dresses now, you know, clouds are, clouds are rainbows. I mean, what are you going to do? Topsy Turvy upside down. We can't handle this. We, we are not going to do that." And as for the rest of the employee morale, we have to nip it in the bud. We are going to nip this in the point circle bud. Really bad again with Leo CEO. They was like, "You drank and you're caught." And guess what? There's a new sheriff in town and she knows a thing or two about Shrimp cocktail. So Leva's like, "Yeah, she's like, "It's against the rules. Leva's like, "It's against the rules. Yeah, it's against the rules. It is against the rules." Nip it. And then the bud. Right now Nip it. So then Maddie's outside listening at the office door. And Grace slowly comes over and she's like, "How was going on? I went shh. I'm listening at the door. I'm going to listen at the door." Maddie's like, "She's talking shit." She goes, "Who's she?" It's Leva's office, Grace. Mm-hmm. So meanwhile, Leo's still in there shoulder pads. She's like, "There's a bad decision. There was a bad decision that was made." And unfortunately, there's consequences and we caught it. Some would say, "We nipped it and if it were a flower, it had a bud." And guess what? That bud has been nipped. Some would say, nipped in the bud. And she's gone. She's gone. Lucia in the club. And she's like, "Oh my god. Finally, I had a chance to stop away from all that not drinking I'm doing." So what's going on with you girl? And she's like, "Oh, you know, just checking on the state of the state." And she goes, "Yeah. Well, you know me. I respect big balls." And she's like, "You think I have big balls right now?" She goes, "Yeah. You're coming to talk to Neva?" And let me tell you, she may not be out here, but she is in the building right now. I was just big news. The boss of this place is in the place. So because Leva is being a wuss. She's like sitting up there, seeing her on the video screen, but like refusing to come out to like confront it. You know, she's just hiding in her office. She's like, "A wuss." Maybe the office was the thing that's new because Leva said something was new and maybe because I think actually the office formerly was not on the premises. The cameras are definitely new. I think the office used to be like in a different building, you have to go up a staircase or something. Yeah. She had that place down the street that she rented last year. Yeah. I remember that plot where she's like, "I rented a place because like I need an office." So Leva says, telling Lea, "You know, I just, I would like an apology. Like how about sorry I disrespected your business? Like, I don't know if she thought that maybe because she has a relationship with me that she could do that, but nobody gets special treatment at the end of the day. Know what I mean? Unless you're Olivia Flowers, please give her a bottle of Dom Perignon for me. Thank you very much. All right. Hold on. Let me just answer this call. The caller ID says, "Bud." Let me say, "Bud." Nick, you win it. You win it. So then Mia and Lucie are talking and Mia is like, "I bet she's in that backroom somewhere. Let me check. I got you, girl." So then-- You mean the office? You mean Leva's office? I bet Leva's in Leva's office. Thank God for Mia. So Bradley is asking where Matty is. So this is where they're all hatching their plans, like to make Matty look stupid. So Bradley's like, "Where's Matty?" And he's like, "I don't know." She's like the manager of this place and she's nowhere to be found. He goes, "Yeah, well, that's not surprising." So now Leva, back to Leva, she's like, "Do you think we should have a staff meeting to remind everyone of the rules?" And Leva's like, "The rules of Republic, Garden, and Lounge, of which I am the CEO?" And by the way, you can't have a garment without flowers, you can't have flowers without buds, you can't have buds without nipping them. Yes, I do. Let's have a meeting. Cut back to Emma just being just like continuing her weird plot. She's like, "Do you know what? We need to talk to Matty about keeping her personal life and her private life separate because she crosses those lines every goddamn day." Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is she on right now? It felt a lot, by the way. When I was watching this, I felt like the show was at like a 10 and I had no idea why it was out of 10. Everyone was hyped up and angry about something, but I was like, "Whoa, you guys just started the episode. What's going on here?" It's so funny. And Bradley's like, "Yeah, well now that Matty and Trevor are back together, she's been living into Lulu, into Lusion Land." We know what Lulu is, Bradley. Thanks for clarification. And he goes, "Leah's like, "What does that mean?" And he goes, "She's become very complacent at work. Is it surprising? No, but it doesn't surprise me." Well, you just can't change your own questions. Is it surprising? No. But it doesn't surprise. Well, you don't say, "But, don't say, "But," as if you're going to change direction than the logic. You should say, "Is it surprising? No." And it continues to not surprise me. So then Matty is with me in the kitchen now and she's like, "Um, okay. I got a little wind from what was going on from behind the door and Leva wants an apology from Lucille." And me goes, "Ha-ha! She wants Lucille to apologize for what?" And she's like, "Drinking." She's like, "Ha-ha! Ha-ha!" Well, to you this, no fucking way. And I got to ask, "What's hypocrisy here?" And Leva comes, she's like right behind it. This place is maybe five feet big. This whole place. So Leva comes at, she's like, "Um, hi, how are you guys?" And she's doing her like, "I'm looking at my phone right now because I'm very busy. Hi, guys. You're doing something? Swiping on my phone." So... If you guys are back here, then who's in front? Ha-ha-ha-ha! And so then Mia's just like, "Eh, I'm angry at my boss." And so she goes, "Joe's out there. He's holding it down." And so Leva's like, "Well, then why do you guys look so emo?" And Mia says, "You were looking for an apology from Lucille for drinking on the job." Which by the way, Mia waited like below up Matty's spot that Matty was just eavesdropping in the office a second ago. And now they're having like a standoff because she's going to tell Leva off, which I don't know where she really thought this was going to go. So Leva says, "I mean, yeah, like her apology would mean a lot. I mean, like if I was in her position, I mean, like somebody's like, you know, helped me. Like somebody's like, employed me, or they've like brought me back or like brought me opportunities." And he says, "Brought her back from what? You mean from having a baby?" She says, "Yeah." She goes, "Okay." So after maternity leave basically, like what normal companies do for women, what the fuck is Leva doing, by the way, as well as on the scene? Mia had a very fair point there. So Leva's like, "What are you doing?" And Mia's like, "I'm upset." She goes, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I'm upset. It's the season premiere and I have to be upset about something." So she goes, "Well, what are you upset about?" "About the hypocrisy you are showing as a boss." And that was like hypocrisy. What are you talking about? Like normally people give birth and then they're put into the meat grinder. Like I didn't make the rules. That's just how the world works. I mean, look around. How many mothers do you see in Charleston? They're all dead. Okay? So like, and by the way, there's no hypocrisy. If you're in the back of the house and you're drinking, you're fired. And that's the rule. Have you read the manual for being hired? Lea wrote it. Lea wrote it on Clara's works. Here's how to be hired at Republic. Here's the manual. Don't drink. Signed, Lea. Otherwise it will be nipped in the bud. So Madison is, Maddie's like, "Oh, Mia, stop. This is your boss. Just like chill out a little. Just be like a little bit more like Trevor. Just be like super chill and kind of sexy." And Lea's like, "Do you, if you drink back, you're, you're done." And Mia goes, "Well, I just don't get it. I don't understand." Which by the way, Mia, this is like not a point you should be arguing because even though I said at the earlier the podcast, it doesn't seem to me a big deal to drinking on the job, still that being said, it's a fairly standard thing that you're not allowed to drink on jobs. So the fact that she's pushing back is a little like, "Hmm, use your soft skills a little bit more." Okay? Well, she's doing that thing. I don't know if we've all done it. I have where I'm like, "I'm going to fight with my boss. I'm going to tell my boss off." It never goes well. I'm trying to multiple times, it has never gone well. So Lea's like, "Yeah, if you drink back here, you're done." She goes, "Yeah, I don't understand." And Mia says, "Employees have drank back here so many times." And she goes, "Oh, really? Well, who did then? Like who did I keep here that was drinking back here?" And Mia just looks around and there's no one there. So she goes, "Me? Oh, really? Then you're gone to Mia. You're fired. Clock out. Good night. Bye." [laughter] Not Mia's brightest moment. Okay? At least pick somebody you don't like. So stupid. But at least Mia was smart enough to get Leva admitting on camera, like, "Yeah, I brought that girl back after giving birth, like, I'm a good person." Yeah, I've done great things. So Leva's, Mia's like, "You're being hypocritical as a boss. Leva's like, 'You don't need to work here. You said you drank on the shift. You're done. If someone else comes up and tells me that, they're done too." And Mia's like, "You're not going to fuck with me. No, you're not." It's like, "Mia, you're fired. It's done. You've already been fired, Mia." And she says that. She's like, "Mia, you're fired. Like you're not an employee any longer, so like your butt just got napped, so." And Mia goes, "Okay. Then we're done." And she goes, "Okay." And also, you don't need to be in the back of the building. Go. Out. Go." And then, of course, Emi's listening, and I'm like, "Whoa, so..." She's like Angela Lansbury's snooping, like, "What? I just learned something." So Mia leads, and Matt is like, "Wow. I would never talk to my boss like that ever." It's like, "Well, you didn't do a whole lot to sort of rein her in, did you?" So then, well, she did tell her, "This is your boss, so maybe you shouldn't." Mia was just on one. So then Mia storms out, and she goes past Lucie, and she goes, "Oh, and then now we're both fired." And she fired me because I said I had a shot during a shift, and so everyone starts freaking out. And then Leah goes up to Leva, and she's like, "Are we okay here? Are we okay?" And Leva's like, "She was just like, I drank on my shift all the time, and then you let me stay here." And I'm like, "No, I didn't because I didn't know you drank on your shift. That girl is never going to work for me in any capacity anywhere, ever again. Consider her someone who just gave birth." Unemployed boy. Leva tells us, "I hate firing people. I'm not some awful person, but we're running a business here, and it's very important for me that the other incompetent people are not distracted by a different group of incompetent people." Sorry, it's just the way it goes. So then the girls are talking outside to Mia and Lucie, and Grace will be saying, "I mean, I don't agree with it whatsoever, but I think that all of us, I think that we all kind of feel the way you fall. Is that true?" And then what knows what she's talking about, and then it's like, "This is bullshit. I'm shook." So then we see TJ talking to Maddie, and Madison's like, "Yeah, I mean, Maddie's like, "Yeah, you know, Mia was speaking to her in a way that like she really gave Leva no choice but to fire her." And then, she's like, "Oh, I've been in the club scene my entire life, and we've always been able to have a little double here and there, so there's no leeway or anything. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?" And Joe's like, "Oh, I do think the rules are like important, but like I've created this image of people, like being able to come into the club to part with me. So like now that I can't do that anymore, like, who am I? I'm not Joey Bottles anymore. I'm Joey. What are Bottles?" I love his existential crisis. Yeah. I like just Joey Waterbox. Who am I? Who am I? Oh, so Mia is still going on outside. She's like, "Well, my friendship with Lucie. That means more to me than this job. I couldn't give a fuck really." And Grace slowly is like, "Well, that was a good friend because I'm leaving." And she just like storms off and Lucie stays like, "Yeah, Lucie doesn't really feel the same. She's going to get her damn job back. But bye." And she's like, "I hear you have an opening, Leva." So now it's the next day, people are waking up and everything. And the big thing here is we see Will's butt on screen for a very long time because he his hand is in a sling and so Emmy has to help him get his pants on. Yeah. So then Grace is smudging and she's on her balcony and she's like, "Please God, protect me from feeling a lot of different energies." Can you be more specific? Just one energy today. Hi. Dear God, I don't know what's going on with the energies today, but I looked out at my flower garden and all the buds seem to have been nipped. I don't know what's going on, but please protect me from that energy. So we get Oisyn looking in his mirror and he's like, "I'm still beautiful saying God." And then we get a song. I want a 88th son before I burn out, bright my supernova. Every song on this show is about how young they are and how it's all going to end soon. And I love that Tracy Monaco has learned. You know, she's like, "You're young now, you'll be old tomorrow. Today's up tomorrow, you're a slag." It's like, "Damn, jeez, Tracy, why not?" And I also like that the next lyric is, "I'm building my empire." Like I love that the song is like really dedicated to this imagery about sons and stars and supernovas, but also like I'm building an empire too, but I guess like one thing doesn't really have to do with the other, but sure, go for it. So then next day is a meeting. So everybody's coming to do this group meeting about not drinking. And Will is there in his sling, hot. And then Emmy is dressed in the same fabric as Joey's velvet headboard, which is weird. And Mikhail's there. We haven't seen him. Yeah, it's a new girl's neck area. Sit again? Yeah. I thought Mikhail was fired for a second because he wasn't even in the first half of the show. Yeah. But he's not. He's here. So Leah starts it, I mean, love us starts it. Leah's in like some kind of a formal ball gown, which doesn't really make it. It's all they had at Boston Purim, unfortunately, I guess. It was like, yeah, this is when I'm nominated for Best Boss of the Year, which is the gala. This is the holiday in gala. I'm going to. This dress is made from buds because I nip so many of them. So, so love us saying, okay, guys, obviously it's not been the best week, but like we lost to me. We lost to Sia. But guess what? You know what Leah always says, Leah, say it, nip it, it, no, not that one. The other thing, nip it, the other thing, sages for slut, but other thing. Okay. Leah says don't fire your breakfast, 1299. All you can eat. That's that one. It's like there's nothing we can do when you guys break the rolls. And that's just how it goes. And Leah goes, I'm going to make a crystal clear right now, drinking is never permitted in republic, garden, and lounge. And we are not going to allow that behavior any longer, not in this garden, not in this lounge. Don't fire yourself. Thank you. Thank you, Leah, for finally saying it really great expression. So they're of course like, oh my God, like, you know, like, like Emmy's like, you know, like you think our best sales nights are when everyone's sober and Bradley's like, I mean, they're going to order another bottle because they want a party with us. That's what they want to do. So then angry. She's like, don't ruin the vibe. It's wifey, baby. So they're all upset because it's all ruined by Leah. Yeah. And love is like, I want you to make money because guess what? The next few years for this company are going to be epic. They are going to be epic. And Leah's like, guys, we love you all. You are all rock stars. And this is a family. I can't believe she didn't add that because that is such the restaurant manager thing to say. Like guys, we're all family here. Let's not forget. I read on a boss website that you should call it to tell your employees that they're all rock stars. And so guess what? You're all rock stars, which I think means we have a lot of good morale around here. So anyway, consider these buds nipped and let's go out and kill it. We're a family. Yeah. And Joey Marbles is like this job is like not so side hustle for me. I didn't go back to college because my passion for this, this is my career. I'm Joey bottles and I can't lose that. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yes. Rocky. Hopefully, Joey Marbles can have tequila working, it's a real inspirational story, guys. You know, when faced with a decision of furthering my studies and setting myself up for a career in really anything or making signs that say the superstars, I knew what I had to do. I had to make the sign. It's my passion. I'm choosing the ones that relies on my good looks and youth because what other decision is there really? I had to use the one that relied on my ability to hold the sparkler up in the air pretty high up. So Bradley goes to do his personal training at a high low gym. It's called high low and he's got a client named Sammy who is just not prepared to be on TV at all. I mean, it was so upset. So Sammy's like, Hi, oh my God, I'm so glad to work out with you. Like I've really needed to have my ask it because I went out with my girlfriends and whoa, dude, we live it up and have a have a hot ass girl time living it up on the town. By the way, do you know that guy who drives people around on his bike? He was hitting on me and like trying to make out with me. Maddie who Maddie's boyfriend who's Maddie? Yeah. And he's like, Oh my God, Maddie Maddie's boyfriend Trevor, they've been living together for a while now, wow, you have something to say about them? And she's like, Oh, I didn't know we had a girlfriend. I hadn't watched the show before. Oh, well, he was with his boys and buying me drinks the whole time. And I said, well, at least stop the cab first. And then we were touching each other. And then one thing led to another dot, dot, dot. And he's like, did you make out just yeah, serious, you would have no idea that he had a girlfriend. I feel so bad. Which I had just like seen her on a TV show. So I could have known about it before any of this happened. This is crazy. He's like, it's karma. She did that to herself. I had this great girlfriend. We were perfect. And then Maddie told her I was in the back alley behind Republic getting my dick sucked next to the raccoons in the trash. I love the back story. And I love that he's just the extra horrified. I was in the alley getting my dick sucked by the raccoons in the trash. It's not lost on me that Kayla broke up with me because Maddie wants her to tell lies. Oh, it's all for Kayla. And Sam, did you want me to see the text because I'm going to show them to you right now. Get the camera over here. Do it with your iPhone too. He's like, I'm totally taking a picture because you know why Carmen's a nasty, fickly bitch. Let me get a picture of this text and by the way, the text says, had a fun time last night. So he's like, this is what, hey, Maddie, this is why you got cheated on twice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, this guy is such an asshole. And also, he probably was getting his dick sucked in the alley. What was the end of that? He was wasn't his thing just like, why would you tell her that? She's like, because I saw what I saw. Wasn't that the whole fight? It was. And then he had to defend it. He probably was getting his dick sucked. But I mean, Trevor's also clearly still cheating on Maddie. But he's basically like, if you're going to ruin my relationship, I'm going to ruin yours, which is really, you know, a great lesson to be learned from Vanderpump Rules. Yeah. So now we see Mia driving around town and she's behind a bike carriage and she's pissed off. I'm just like, get out of the way. That's what we all are. You know, I mean, it's very much how the entire cast feels towards Trevor. You know? Yeah. But the other day, I was driving down Melrose Avenue and a scooter and a motorcycle like basically crashed into each other. And I just missed it. Like I was like, why is this entire lane of car stopped? And like I pulled up just in time to see like the scooter kid and the motorcyclist. They lifted each other up and they shook hands and drove off together. And I was like, oh, I would have liked to have seen that, which is just my point of saying the scooter is really getting in the way of everything. Like I would have loved to have seen the scooter kid get hit by a vehicle. It would have been great. What am I talking about? I'm jeez. You know, I rode a Vespa for years, right? What the hell? No, no. The scooter. No, like the bird scooter, the bird scooter, the little bird scooter, stay on the sidewalk. You should not be on that thing and a road where people are going 30 miles per hour and you're on there with your backpack and no helmet. And then we all have to go three miles per hour because you've decided to go in the lane and we care about keeping you alive. You know, so I remember when we used to have those billboards in LA that said every lane is a bike lane. Oh my God. Those used to infuriate me. Those. Oh, I was like, no, they're not. Every lane is not a bike lane because then the bicyclists would literally be in the middle of every lane. Like every lane, the bike lane, get the fuck out of the road, people. At least, at least bicyclists can achieve a certain speed. Okay. Although they don't always. And that's what drives me nuts too. It's like, okay, listen, I support green, you know, options for transportation, et cetera. Ride your bike. But also, like if you're riding your bike, put some effort into it. Okay. Keep up. Okay. Don't go like one mile per hour. Cause you know, people are on their like, just like, on a roll. This isn't your neighborhood. Okay. It says, okay. If you get at the lane. Yeah. Go as fast as you can. You'll get also some nice cardio out of it too. But don't get this. This is not a time for just a leisurely bike ride in this 30 mile per hour lane. Okay. So anyway, the point was. Okay. So now we go see what's going on at Maddie and Trevor's house. And they're like, they're like the couple of you guys and we know because like, he's sporting whipped cream in her mouth and she's laughing and she's like, you know what? He's the only person who gives me that. He's my like, big love. He's my big love. So then we go to Grace Lily's house and she's talking to her cat, Fergie and she that. You want your tarot cars red Fergie? Let's see what the stars got in line for you. We got the Empress in the sun. That means I rule my emotions and they don't rule me. Wait, wait, is this Grace Lily giving a reading to her cat or to herself? That feels like that's so graciously like, I'm going to give you your tarot car reading. Oh, look at that. I'm going to be rich. Just read my cards. Who's like this year's all about self care. I just want good energy. Anything negative gets shaken away because I'm trying to shake that ass. Yeah. Get that cast. Does Grace Lily make any sense to anybody like would the first she's giving a reading to the cat, then the readings to herself, then she wants self care, then she's shaken away negative negativity, then she's shaking her ass from it. Like when just kind of things strung to the next. So over in Joey Marbles' place, she gets a call from his mom. She's like, "Joey, yesterday you didn't pick up and then I texted you and nothing, I just need proof of life. You're acting like suddenly you're not allowed to drink on the job anymore." And he's like, "Sorry Ma, I'm working a double later." Oh, okay. Well, I don't even know how you do it. Here, I'm like, "How does one man have the ability to do things like stand at a door and then momentarily go in the back room and write a sign that says, "Superstars, you are something else, my son." Mm-hmm. Yeah. So then over at Emi's very clean apartment, which you love, Mia comes over and they make some small talk or whatever. And Emi's talking about how she's so busy taking will to physical therapy all over town. And she's like, "Last time I was on track for like happy wife, happy life, but this year is will and a sing and I don't have a ring." Pause for laughter. So she's going to open up a bottle of wine for her and Mia to enjoy. And they're just like, they're hanging out. So Emi is like, she's like, "So I guess let this be a warning to us. Lucia was lesson number one, don't drink on the job and lesson number two is don't yell at the boss. Am I right? Remember that lesson that you didn't anticipate?" I mean, it's like, "Well, I was really disrespectful to Leva. I guess I can see that now." She's like, "Yeah, well, you want to set a meeting with Leva?" She's like, "No. You know how like after an argument or heated discussion, you think back and say, "I wish I did that better or I wish I did this better." Nope. Not thinking that. I'm on a righteous high because I'm in finance. I'm a high-nance high. So yeah, this isn't my main income. I'm not some loser who thinks this is their career and just gets all their money from working at republics, stupid faces. You know, Emily's like, "Oh, thanks." So she's like, "Well, if Maddie had stood up for you, I think this would have been a different story, but she didn't. She doesn't stand up for employees." And like, I've lost a lot of respect for her. So she's like, "Let me find out a way to make this Maddie's fault." Yeah. And then me is like, "Wait. Yeah. I am disappointed how she handled this entire dilemma. And I'm getting heated now. Just thinking about it." And Emily's like, "Yeah. She's known the company now, what, four years?" And like, I feel like when she started dating Trevor, she lost her mojo with the company. And me, it goes, "Great point, Emi." She's like, "Yeah." I mean, what is she? She's the face of her public, remember? I like that I have to do with Mia drinking it, like Mia yelling at Lava at work and calling her a hypocrite and then saying, "I drink at work." Well, what does any of this have to do with that? I'm so mad that Maddie didn't tell me to shut up when I couldn't stop talking. What? Damn. So Emi's like, "Yeah, Maddie claims to be the bitch who runs this bitch, but she doesn't even care what we even do anymore. She just wants to be with Trevor 24/7." So they give each other like evil smiles and like, "Ha, ha, ha, let's get Maddie." Yeah. Although you're going to have to get Maddie more than me because I'm working in finance and not at, you know, the club anymore. So next song, "Summer Young, We're Gonna Live Forever, We're Gonna Live Forever." I think Trixie Monica is just sitting there with a bottle of whiskey crying as she writes this music. You know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember the days. So yeah, there's like, everyone's getting ready for the day shift and Maddie gets this little insight into her craft. She goes, "Dayclub Sunday is my favorite day of the week because to work all night and then wake up and do it again to maximize sales, wow, I love a good party. Day party. Darty. Yeah. It's day and a party. Wow. So then Maddie is talking to a customer and she's like, "What are you doing?" And she's like just holding a blowing bubble machine. It's like blowing bubbles ever. She's like, "Oh my God, you're a DJ. I'm a DJ, too." What? I am. I'm a DJ. He's like, "Wow." You know how many times she does that? I feel like she did that all last season. "You're a DJ? I'm a DJ. I'm going to see Dan Summit in Florida because I'm a DJ." It's time to give it up. So now Taylor stops by Taylor. Not there to promote Daychaser, just because she's a VIP. And she's talking to Joe and she's like, "Wow, Maddie's so hot. She's like the hottest. Imagine if she liked you, ha, ha, ha, ha, bye." So Michael comes in with some friends and they're doing that leading with the phone thing where you come in and you're just doing the, like, level was doing earlier, just like, "I'm really busy because I have my phone out right now." And he's telling us he only works once a week now because he has another job. But when he comes, he parties and he shakes some ass and pops some bottles. And then his girlfriend is like spanking his ass and he's like, "Yeah." So then we go to shots of Taylor being really thirsty and lifeless at the same time. I feel, no, I don't feel bad for Taylor. I'm done feeling bad for Taylor. They did a really bad job of recruiting Southern Trump VIPs, like, was Craig not around? Like, what's up with this, like, the Olivia and Taylor as the special guest stars. It's just not as strong as it has been. Yeah, they can only get those too. Yeah, the other ones are like, "We're not helping Leva. Elmo." So then we get Joe taking shots of soda water with the bridal party and he's like, "Hey, guys, I don't know. I thought I was taking them to shot right now, but it was really soda water because I'm not allowed to take shots." I love this announcement. And she goes, "Oh, well, I thought I saw a chest hair, but you drank only soda water, so I guess not pussy." I'm just like, "Hey, whoa, whoa, that's a little hard on me." So then Matty does not have a wet wet spot of hair on him. So we've seen-- It's all the opening scene. It's very smooth. So Matty's then-- she's telling a group of girls. She's like, "Sorry, there's rules here." By the way, everyone here knows each other and everyone's slept with each other, so that's the rules of this town. Yeah. They're just like, "What's Charleston like?" She's like, "This is what Charleston is like. Everyone's fucked each other, and that's it." They're like, "Oh." So then Brad goes back to the-- he goes to TJ at the bar, and he's like, "So, one of my clients told me that she met Trevor out all night and made out with him, and then he was hitting her up all night, blowing up her phone, trying to get her to come home with him, and TJ's like, "Oh my God, that is fucked." What? Sorry. This is vacuuming right now. How can we finish this later? I just want to talk about this. I really want to vacuum. Brad's like, "Okay, well, since you didn't ask, here I'll show you the text. Like, here, check it out." So they look at it, and TJ's like, "Oh my God." He's like, "This is going to be a shitstorm. I'll need two vacuums to clean it up, okay, and I am here for it." So they are like, of course, so excited that they can basically have some vague evidence that Trevor treated, so they can go break up this relationship. So back in the kitchen, Matty's back there, and like, "What are you doing, Brad?" Cleaning my shoes. So how are you in Trevor? She's like, "Good, good." I just feel like we're at that point, like, we just don't like date for fun anymore. You know what I mean? Now we're like dating, dating. And he goes, "Yeah, dating for fun is like stupid, right?" It's just, "Yeah, it's like so dumb." So now we're happier and we're closer than ever. Know what I mean, Bradley? And he's just staring at the chomping gum. We're at that place where we put whipped cream in each other's mouth. It's kind of great. I'm sure we're rooting for breakfast. So Brad's like, "Well, I just want to make sure because one of my clients came up to me and said that Trevor's texting her multiple times they made out and everything like that." So she's like, "Yeah, I already knew about the text messages. So like nothing happened. Like whatever." He was like apologetic. It's already like, "Wait, how would you already know about the text messages? Like what? I'm confused." So wait, why? So was he coming clean because he knew he did something wrong in front of people who were probably going to tattle-tail on him? Or do you have access to his phone? What's going on? It's going to be because you should. So when you're dating Trevor, you know what I mean? And so she's like, "Well, I don't have time for Bradley and this bullshit. He just wants me unhappy." And then Brad's like, "I mean, do you leave out the part where he was like making out with her and trying to grind on her?" And Emi's listening. She's like, "Look at me wiping down the dish even though we don't have dishes here." Sorry, just putting up those Christmas decorations a few months early can never get ahead of it too much. She's holding a dish up to her ear. It's like, "Dorm?" So Brad's like, "Oh, I thought you knew that, Matty. They made out at the bar. So do you not believe me?" And she's like, "He was making out with her? Oh my God." He goes, "You should trust someone. If you don't trust them, you should be done with your boyfriend." So then she's like, "All mad." Yeah. She's like, "Fucking liar. Hell no. Fucking liar." So she storms that and Emi's just doing that pulling her hair thing that people do on these shows. They're like, "Oh my God. I'm crazy. Are my extensions still there?" So then in the smoking alley, the smoking alley, she starts calling Trevor over and over again. And it's like, "Hey, ding, ding. I'm on a bicycle right now. Ding, ding, blah." Almost just got run over actually. Leave me a voice now. And so she's texting saying, "Where the fuck are you? Pick up the fucking phone." And then she leaves a voice now and she's all angry and she goes, "Fuck this shit. I got to go." So she picks up a shovel. There's a random large shovel there. Like she's going to do some gardening and she picks up the shovel and then just heads out. So what is she going to do with the shovel? And she's driving off. And Emi, of course, is under the car. Cape Fear style. Just working on your muffler. So she runs off at the shovel and Emi sees her and she goes, "If I'd done that, I would be fucking gone." And Bradley's like, "Yeah, damn right. Where's Joe? Get Joe over here." So Joe, Maddie just left because Trevor made out with one of my clients and Joe's like, "Wait a minute. What? Are you sure that they made it out?" Because yeah. And then we cut to Maddie and her car going, "Idiot fucking idiot." So then Brad Joe and Emi and TJ are talking and TJ is like, "Tell me everything. Tell me just, okay, show me on the vacuum where Trevor hurt at Maddie." And Emi is like, "Okay. So Bradley just told me that Maddie, that told Maddie that Trevor cheated." And then she left with a shovel. "Oh my God. No way." Now away. And Bradley goes, "She just clocked out." Puts, "I love that they're trying to make Maddie this irresponsible, terrible, hag of the human being who doesn't deserve her job. But even when they tried to get her so furious that she storms off the set, which she did, she still clocks out." Bradley's like, "Yep. She was super pissed. She took a shovel. She married some catch-ups on her way out. That's all." Leah's like, "She took our shovel. That is stealing from the property. And guess what? We're going to nip that in the bud. She is fired. You cannot steal the shovel." So Maddie is driving and she's like, "Oh, he has a nice TV. Well, that's about to get smashed." She's vaping out the window, "I'm going to get him. I'm going to get that TV." So then Joe's like, "Well, then at least this loser might be out of our fucking life for good. Like, every nugget of thing about her is because of him." And Bradley's like, "Yeah. You know what? If you want to put it on someone else, that's fine, but she made those choices on her own. She's in denial." So she gets to the house that she lives in with Trevor. And then when she's holding the shovel, she's going to bring the shovel inside the house. And then she walks in, but the door is locked. And I guess she doesn't have keys to her own house. Is that the thing? Or maybe she left in such a haste that she left the keys behind. But either way, she's trying that door and she can't get in to her own house yet again. So she calls and then this time he answers, which is like the worst time to answer because now she's outside with the shovel. Right. Well, now he, you know, he was avoiding it on purpose because he knows she's shooting today, but now he sees her at the door and he's like, "Oh shit, don't have to answer." So he opens the door and he's like, "Okay, you can come in, but they can't meet any of the cameras." And she's like, "What the fuck, Trevor?" And he goes, "Take your mic off." She's like, "No. Step away from the door." And he does. And then they shut it and you just hear her going, "You were making out with some ugly fucking hole." He's like, "I didn't do anything. Fuck you. I fucking picked her and getting married to you and I've been kids with you. I mean, you haven't fucking changed my ass." Because I didn't cheat on you. I just made out with a girl at the bar. He doesn't say that part, but that's in my mind. And she's like, "You're a fucking liar." I'm like, "I haven't. I promised you. You're making a big decision right now." Because I didn't do anything. I'm like, "Well, if you didn't cheat on her, then why did you not want the camera crews in for this part?" The conversation, sir. Yeah. He's a lion. You are a lion, sir. And she's like, "Oh, God. I don't know. You can even look me in the eyes. How could you do this to me the morning after you gave me charcuti?" Because I haven't done a single thing. She's like, "I just want to be happy." Ma'am, if you're going to bring a shovel into the house, I better hear some things breaking. Like I want you slamming on coffee tables. I want you slamming lamps. I want the whole thing. I mean, don't hit him. Violence is never the answer, but breaking shit in your apartment would have been wonderful. I know. This is supposed to be art. You know? That's like Chekhov's shovel. Like when Chekhov said if you have a gun, the gun has to go off. You can't just have a gun. You can't introduce a gun into a show and then it just never goes off. Where's the shovel? What's the shovel going to do? She's like, "Oh, I forgot to mention after I yell at Trevor. I actually have plans to do some digging somewhere else." That's all. It was purely coincidental. So that was the premiere. It was a little extra, but it was silly. I enjoyed it. It was a breath of fresh air. You know? Loved it. Yeah. Loved the show. We have no idea what we're covering. We're not getting screeners for this show, so we don't know. It makes it harder because it makes one part of the week bloody hell. So we don't know. Hopefully, we'll keep covering it because we really like it. But there's so many shows on Brava, and we'll be here every day forever doing this. So just keep coming back. Check us out on video on Crapin's On Demand. So thanks so much for being here, and we'll talk to you guys next time. Bye. Watch where Crapin's would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Put your hands together for Carly Clap. Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offit. Dana C. Dana Doon. Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no Tricholas. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. Hava Nagila Webber. Know your worth with Jason Kurtz. Sit some scotch with Jessica Tratch. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock. 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Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on January 2nd! Below is season 2’s premiere episode to get you all excited!
Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD. Watch out!
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