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This is a taping of our live show. We did this last night at the Hollywood Improv. Thank you so much to everybody who came out. We had so much fun. We even had lighting, okay. We felt so founts. This was really fun. Hope you guys enjoyed this bonus episode. And thanks again to everybody who showed us so much love last night. We love you. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - All right, folks. Welcome to the lab at the world famous Hollywood Improv. Please welcome to the stage Watch What Crapins. (cheering) (upbeat music) - Oh my god. - I love the blue lighting, darling. And thank you. This is not as high as I mean it, but close. (laughing) This is amazing. I feel like we're doing the NPR delicious dish right now. - Let's do it. - This is really exciting. Welcome to Watch What Crapins Live. (cheering) - The last time we did one of these live shows in LA was about four years ago, and Tammy was in our front row. We had to get like 10 people. - Tammy's a fan. - It was a front row. We had only like 10 people. - BB Raven, darling. - Yeah. - No, I was gonna say we really had about 10 people that time. - And most of them thought it was like some terrible improv show. So they had to sit there. They're like getting their thing stamped for class. God bless their hearts. - This is not improv. I mean, I guess it is. - We just don't stick to the game. - Yeah, we would be crop without a game. - Yeah. - Don't tell Ariana we don't take sketch comedy for us seriously. So first of all, I want to thank the SciShow Network for setting up this whole thing for today. - Holy crap, SciShow Network. This place, a dark place with a table in front of me. - You win. - And a bar. (clapping) - That's great. And for people who are listening at home, they're at the improv in Hollywood. So it's-- - They have some to lose, don't they? - It's like, it's amazing. - I'm standing in bedore shit right there. - We have, they're like, I don't know how many people are here because I'm bad estimating, but I would say about 300, I think. (laughing) - Don't say that. (cheering) - We have people here from San Diego, from New York, from Atlanta. - From Atlanta. - It's true. - It's amazing. - This is a good try to get out of Atlanta. - No. - The reunion. - This is a really good time. - So thank you. - She's gonna try and pretend she was nice to you the whole time. - Yeah, back to you. - Here she comes. ♪ Bloop, bloop, boop, boop, boop ♪ ♪ Boop, don't, don't, whoo, whoo ♪ - She's that guy from Police Academy. - Yeah. - So thank you guys all for coming out during rush hour in LA. That is a big, big ask. And so we appreciate that. We have, we've gone through our asks. Oh, and by the way, only one of these is vodka. So don't get worried. Don't be scared. - Yeah. - One of these is water. - I am actually double-fisting with an iced coffee and a Bud Light. - Sorry, you really. - We also, by the way, in the audience, we have some actual real-life Bravo stars here. We have several members of newlywed season one and two here. We have Brandon, we have Craig, we got Tina. We got Tara. - What did he say, one and two? He did not watch two. He was like, "Let's be in couple, I'm out, I'm out." Was there a season two that I missed? - Yeah, there was. Lesbians. - I think they're still together. God bless their hearts. - Just members of the Bravo family are here. So thank you guys for coming and bringing your star power and making all of them. - And also smelling really good and having touchable hair. 'Cause you know, that's the first thing I did. - And by the way, just everyone's hair. - They're also really good sports, considering how much should we talk on our podcast? The fact that you guys actually- - Thank God, those two girls haven't listened to that shit. I was like, "Hey, did you listen during your season "of Nealey with?" And she's like, "I don't think you covered it then." - No, we didn't, don't listen. - No, nothing at all. We didn't say anything. - I'm a good gay friend. I'll say that shit behind your back. (laughing) - Oh my gosh, so we are here for the next 45 minutes or so. So we are not gonna really recap a show because you know us, it takes us two hours to get through a show. But we have Bravo's stuff to talk about. We have Bravo Gossip to discuss. - Do you have notes? - Well, we have- - We're just gonna do this from Mims. - Well, do we have the Gossip item, which is, did you guys hear that Tamara and Vicky were in a life threatening- - Look, everyone's so sad. They buy that shit. Don't buy that shit. Everyone's like, "Oh no, they're really hurt." No, they're not. It's on TMZ, they're not hurt. When they're calling TMZ from the hospital bed, don't be worried. It's like Tamara's fifth boob job. Like you can't pretend you're suddenly worried, okay. Yeah, so basically they were driving like a dune buggy and Tamara was driving and Vicky was in a car. Yeah, exactly. Tamara was driving dot, dot, dot, is always the worst way to start a sentence. You know, it's never gonna wind up well. (laughing) So they were driving, apparently she flipped the car and it rolled over, it was like super scary. But I think this is a good example of what happens when Jesus takes the wheel, right? (laughing) - Well, you know, that fucker invented wine. - Jesus is like, "I tried, people, I tried." "Yeah, I get in the car with Jesus, he's drunk." (laughing) Oh, wine, turn of water into wine, Jesus. - So they're both okay, they're both okay, which means we can joke about it, because if they got hurt, then we'd be just bigger assholes than we already are. - Next year, Tamara's eighth boob job to repair the boobs that were hurt in the dune buggy. - Exactly, they've been like flattened extras. You're still like, putting all the boobs in there. - Yes, the shattered boob. - I feel plastic in my ear batch. What was I gonna say about Tamara's boob job? Oh, so the big part of the story that was like, you guys should really take this seriously, 'cause they were really hurt. Afterwards, Vicky almost barfed. (laughing) Vicky's almost barfed at like every dinner party she's ever gone to. Oh, that dune buggy was just another party. He's like, "What, what, what?" - The real story, they served crawfish in a dune buggy. She's like, "What?" (laughing) - How do you think? - There's no biking for golf carts? - Look. (laughing) - We knew this was gonna happen. I mean, I think we all remember the way every season, they're always driving around in golf carts, almost crashing those things. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to give Tamara Barney a golf cart? - Speaking of fake medical shit, did you guys read the People Magazine article with Brooks Ayres? - It's so good. - It's so good. - What was it? What was it? - It's so good. He goes on People Magazine for this interview, and he's like-- - Everybody was trying to make me look terrible for years, and it was difficult to be with Vicky. They tried to make me look like a con man, and they said, "So, why did you forge your medical, "your cancer records in like a knock off a Photoshop "that still had the watermark on it?" And he was like, "Well, 'cause they were calling me a con man." So you're proving-- (laughing) - You're proving you're not a con man-- - It's like-- - I'm faking your medical records. - Well, he's doing that whole thing if I wasn't a criminal until I was sent to jail for a petty crime, and now I'm hard and I kill people. It's like, no, you're just a shady ass motherfucker. - You wanna ask a difficult story? Like, something that's really had a difficult time in the press, cancer, okay? Cancer never gets a good rap. It's always fucked in the press. Brooks-- (laughing) - Yeah. - You see? - I need that awkward-- I need that awkward-- I need that awkward laughter-- - To remind me in the show. - Hey, of course, discussing horoscopes. Cancer's just do not do well in the news. - Uh-huh. (laughing) - No, but Brooks is really shady, and I like that he's teasing this out. You know it's a good way to remind people that you're not a con man is not going to People Magazine and telling people about all the ways you've conned everyone, okay? That's how you do it. You don't just like, pop up every five minutes. I wonder what his thoughts were about the Dune Buggy accident. He probably said that he got hurt in it too. He's like, "Ah, I got a broken arm." (laughing) You weren't even in it! - Megan King admin shows up. - I've had a fractured list. Goddamn it! (laughing) I've had a fractured wrist since the '80s 'cause of that Dune Buggy. - A accident just happened. - There'd be like a scooter film of it or whatever. What do you think that car ride was like? That Dune Buggy ride was not-- (laughing) - Look, shut up, bitch! (laughing) - There were four people in the ride. I feel bad for the other two people getting no publicity. - I know. (laughing) - Kind of dying in the back, no one cares. Call about Tamara. - I feel bad for them just for being stuck in close quarters of those two women in a Dune Buggy. - Listen, if you get in a Dune Buggy with Vicki and Tamara, you deserve to die, all right? There's no saving it, bye. - Yeah, but they were apparently, for those of you who don't know, they were actually airlifted out of there. They were airlifted. What about the others? The others were just left there. - It's definitely, they're just left there. - They're still lying by the side of Lake Havasu. - Vicki's like, fix the Dune Buggy! We'll be back, it's serious! - Well, the good news is I'm sure the Dune Buggy was insured, and if not, then it's gonna be a real disaster for Vicki. - I didn't even know it wasn't. - I love making a good insurance jacket. - Fake rich people do not pay their insurance. - Yeah. (audience laughs) The other thing. - They paid for in the first place. Why may they pay insurance on my Best Buy card? I haven't paid for that TV. Why would I get insurance for it? Take it, I don't care. - I have insurance about like stupid things. I'm like, I like buy a coffee and they're like, would you like to insure that? I'm like, yes, I am good, what happens to my skillet? You know, it's like now $30 later, but hey, it's already done. - It's like that $10 Best Buy plan at the end. - I know. - Check out. - But you know what? There was other news. - Do it. - There was. - I'm watching you from the side. You have this eyebrow that's like sticking down. It's so awesome. - So this is something very special for people who are watching this in person. I have an eyebrow that shoots up when I'm talking. It like bounces up and down. (audience laughs) - People, no, it's like both of them. - It's so cute. - It's like an eyebrow cow lake. - Oh, we're talking about the actual eyelab. Eyebrow that's like sticky. - Yeah, like an eyebrow hair. - Here's that too. - When I talk, my, like, my right eyebrow goes up a lot. - Oh, I would never judge your eyebrow movements. - No, it's fine. It's fine. But it's apparently something that I do and people are like really amused by it. I look like I'm like cross-examining them or something like this, like getting all serious. - You're Julianna Margolis. - Yeah. I'm Julianna Margolis in it. But the exciting thing is that Erica Jane, the real housewife of Beverly Hills, she has released a new song. Does anyone heard the new song yet? - You guys. Grandma's already like standing up. Like, he's waving his arm. - Okay, this song. So Erica Jane is one of those real housewise women. It's like her storyline to convince everybody her vagina still works. That's like a recurring storyline. They're like, - Maybe I have 40 above the ginowakes. I don't give a fuck. - Yeah, like, that's always their story. But she's taking it to this level that is so disturbing. This video, she has a lollipop. - Yeah. - And she's like, and then she literally, I mean, there is a table here, but she's literally doing it. She's like, like rubbing it. - It's like in the bag. That was Ronnie scratching his badge. It's again, I got an Easter egg for the people here. - There's nothing there. I'm 40. It's like down to my knees. Don't worry. That was totally safe. So she's not patting the puss. She's really just itching her vagina. - She's scratching the puss. - Yeah. It's like a vad just so commercial. - So one of our ongoing jokes by the way, the podcast, there are actually some people here who are like new to the podcast. BJ, where's BJ? - Oh, I love that someone named BJ is new to Watch For Crapins. Darling. - BJ, we know you're out there. This is BJ's first time listening to Watch For Crapins. - Yeah, BJ. - Our ongoing joke with Erica is that the whole thing all season is there to be like, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. - I don't give a fuck. - I don't give a fuck, all right. - So she releases a song that's literally called like, - How many fucks do I give? - ZRL, we're like-- - So I don't give a fuck. - I'm exaggerating. - That's the whole song. - I don't give a fuck. - Rubbing her vagina and then trying to be like Gwen Stefani. Look, your idol as a singer should never be someone who sings off-key. Oh, that's all I'm saying. - I love Gwen Stefani. - I love Gwen Stefani too, but y'all, come on now. That's some auto, even auto-tune she sings flat, even with fucking auto-tune. I mean, I love her. - I will stand up for Gwen Stefani 'cause I love her underwater, like, gargle voice. - No doubt? Yeah, no doubt, yes. And then after, I don't know what happened. And I was in the Rite Aid the other day, getting some Mike and Ike's. And I passed this magazine cover and it was Gwen Stefani. It was like Gwen Stefani, miracle baby! Gwen Stefani's 46, I think. And she's having a miracle baby! And I was like, Erica, this is who you're modeling yourself after. They're excited that she has something in place. - I think there are way worse people to model yourself after than Gwen Stefani. Gwen Stefani looks fantastic. - This is Gwen Stefani on The Voice. Everyone else is like, I can make your career. I can take your gorgeous golden voice and turn it into something! And Gwen Stefani's like, I could get you better clothes. That's Gwen Stefani singing advice. - Yeah. Well-- - Own all her albums. I'm the biggest hypocrite in the world, by the way. I own them all. - But either way, I mean, you're right though. She's totally trying to be Gwen Stefani. And it just is amazing 'cause the lyrics, the song are really just her being like, I don't give a fuck. - Yeah. - I don't give a fuck. How many fucks do I give? Zero fucks. Zero rhymes with Robert De Niro. No, I get to think about Robert De Niro. I don't give a fuck about Robert De Niro. Like, everything. - Pretty much. - We did not bring the little clip 'cause that's what's been released on YouTube. But we actually have a leak because we know people-- - We know people. - Because we talk on Skype. - Yeah. - So-- - We have an exclusive clip of the song. - Yeah. - Yes, please. - Everyone's excited. Everyone's excited. There was a gas with the case you didn't give a fuck. - Are you ready? - All right. - All right, hit it. - Hotness? - It's not hotness. ♪ How 'bout if fucks do a deal ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ How 'bout if fucks do a deal ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ How 'bout if fucks do a deal ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ Zero ♪ ♪ Zero ♪ ♪ I done ♪ ♪ Sometimes at lunch they ask if I want water ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a fuck ♪ ♪ I really like eating peanut butter ♪ ♪ Right out of the jar ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a fuck ♪ ♪ I use hair spray guy but also gel ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a fuck ♪ ♪ When you piss comes by I sigh ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a single fuck ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a fuck ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a fuck ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ Add a gimme a fuck ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ Zero ♪ ♪ Zero ♪ ♪ Zero ♪ ♪ The song is done ♪ ♪ And I don't give a fuck ♪ (audience cheering) - Welcome. - Well done Erica. You know. - Grammys. - I get that it's really hard for you to give an 80 year old a boner, but you're officially trying too hard. - Pull back, pull back. - That being said, still like her on the show? - I do too. - I do too. - I still like her on the show too. - What do you guys think about Erica Jane on Real House? Do you think she's good for the show or do you think she's like a slut? - Did someone just yell out slut? - Someone said love, not slut. - I just heard slut. I thought it sounded like slut. (audience laughing) - Slut love. - Slut love. - She doesn't but last week she laughs. - Someone just says she doesn't have a sense of humor. She needs to, I think she does need to loosen up a little bit. Like we said this on the show a few times. Like, if you're gonna be that down with the gays, you gotta like loosen up and like, laugh some more, you know? - She doesn't understand what it's like to be around friends that you haven't paid for. I mean, those women like do not wanna hear her shit. It's like, oh, I had some air blowing on my vagina while I was like singing to a track of a song. They don't care. They like work. Most of them like have job. Well, one of them. How many have jobs on that show? - On Real Housewives at Beverly Hills. - Three. Are you counting Kyle? - The two actresses. - Well, Eileen has a job. Eileen has a job. Lisa Vanderpump has a job. Lisa Rinna does jobs. - So, Lisa Rinna has a lot of jobs. Have you seen her on QVC? (audience laughing) - Oh Lord. - She's like, I'm selling lemonade by the chorus and baby. I own it. It's what you gotta do, baby. - It's like a sweater, am I right? Am I right? Do you need a sweater? I know you're sitting at home really cold right now, baby. - Call. - I have sweaters. - Call me. - I have been selling. I've been selling lemonade for years, baby. I was selling it in 1991 to Lacey Chabere when she was just 12 years old. Okay, baby? I go way back and I own that shit. - Own it. Own it, baby. - Trying to give advice to the little girls some lemonade on the street. - What are you doing out here, baby? - No. - Oh, Lisa Rinna, I did tweet at her. I said, why don't you come to our show? But that was 45 minutes ago and I-- (audience laughing) I don't think she's showing up. But I can actually imagine, be like, well, pay you. She'll be like, okay, there, baby. She bursts in like in a top hat. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, baby, baby. Own it, own it. - Wings. - That would actually give my dream. - That would actually give my dream. - I still knock on my croissants from her. She owes me a croissant. I'm very serious about this. (audience laughing) She did say she would get me a croissant on Twitter. - She's gonna pay pal that shit. Lisa Rinna is not gonna walk into a public space and order carbs. - I can actually literally verify this because one time, oddly enough, I participated in a bake sale in WeHo and Lisa Rinna walked by and she looked at the goods and she not, she said, oh, this looks great. And she nodded and walked up on walking. (audience laughing) That is a true story. It's one of the most bizarre stories 'cause why I was participating in a bake sale let alone one in WeHo where you would just never sell anything to anyone. - It's like a self-hating bake sale. - And that Lisa Rinna walked by. - I mean, this is what it is about living in LA. You have random stories like that all the time, right? - Yes, but also thank God for the bake sales 'cause that's when you find out who the fat people are. I mean, we stay inside unless there's a bake sale. (audience laughing) I go outside and I'm like, I like french fries. I do too. That's it. I've got a date. (audience laughing) - Ronnie, you sent me a headline of something that looked crazy today that I didn't actually see the full article but maybe you saw more of it from such-- - Well, it was Daily Mail, or was it Daily Mail? What's that one? Daily-- - International Mail? - It was one International Mail. - It's really the headline. - Two next! - Back. - Brandon and Craig know we're talking about. (laughing) - Oh my God, it's the first thing we all masturbated to. I mean, you're from Utah, yeah. So yeah, that boy knows about jerking off on the International Mail. - You couldn't buy for a girl but like you get International Mail which was this catalog from like 1991. - Dick outlines and terrible clothes. - It was like, no, I'm just interested in getting like really terrible bathing suits, that's all. - So the headline, I don't know who cares, I don't want to follow that but it was like Daily Mail. You know that one where they bulletin the thing so you're, you know, stupid people can get it through your fast ones. That's how I read those. But the headline was like, Thomas Ravenau. It's like shady, skeevy Fox or something it was quoted. Found new 30-year-old girlfriend in the Barnes & Noble self-help section. He found a new lady. And then the next bullet point was Ravenau who has two children with Catherine Dennis, whatever her name is, it's Kathy Dennis. What? - They have two, do they have two? - They have two and they said the second one after they had already broken up. - Ah, they have a second baby, oh my God. - Well yeah, you know Southern Charm, you know Southern Charm premieres tonight by the way which is partially why I'm wearing these lime green pants also because I'm having done laundry. (laughing) - Well, just as for Southern Charm, L.A. Charm. - Why is Thomas in the self-help section? - Thomas ain't gonna read anything in self-help. What the hell is he gonna read in there? - Well, he knows that's where he can find the damaged ladies. - How they date 30, that's so true. - Who find the damaged ladies who can come in and be like, "Ocken and pregnant, you for free." (laughing) I have a bridge named after me. - If you have a friend that I can get mad at and throw their personal pool, that's a plus. Just telling you right now. What a disaster that, like a beautiful disaster. Like I actually live for Southern Charm and I'm so excited. Is everyone watching Southern Charm? (cheering) I got it, oh no, Tammy says no. - Did you guys see Tammy doing this with her hair? She's like, she's like, "Sureness." - Like, "Oh, what are they gonna say now?" - I'm sorry. - Oh no, Southern Charm, oh no. - Don't do Southern Charm. - Southern Charm is amazing. - You're better off off. - Mostly 'cause of the internet stuff, like the Facebook fighting where she's like, "You're not a good father!" And then it's like some other dude's taking the picture. Like they're terrible. They're both horrible human beings and it's amazing. Thank God for social media. I love that show. - I love Southern Charm because they fight differently on it than on any other Bravo show 'cause they're like-- - Some junior league Texas right there. - They're very polite and they're very passive aggressive to each other and they're like very sunny, but they are like, they like go in on each other in the way that like people from Charleston would. It's like, "Oh, what lovely shoes you have." It's like, "Oh my God, can you put cameras at that to chat?" (laughing) It's like the shoes are terrible. (laughing) - That's how I was born to fight. I'm raised in Texas. That's how you do it. - Yeah. - It's like while you-- - Oh, you look so good. So you finally got some sleep. (laughing) - That's how you say the bitch. - The big scandal last season was that Craig didn't clean up his bedroom and she up was like, "Gosh, Craig, I can't believe you keep it so messy. You gotta grow up. Gosh!" - Your room is dirty. - My room is dirty. - It's dirty. - I know it is dirty. I know it's dirty. - And then they kiss. - I was like riveted. I was like, "It is dirty. It is." (laughing) Their big scandal. Their big scandal was that Craig and Washington Catherine got lost one night on set-- - Oh, we're back at Southern Charms just in case you're wondering about newlyweds. - Oh yeah, Southern Charms. - Oh yeah. (laughing) - I was like, "Oh yeah." Their big scandal was they got lost at night and they had to dig a hole in the sand and I don't need it for warmth as if they were frickin' in Cambodia or something. - I don't care whatever happens on that show. I just need Catherine to wear some old great grandmothers inherited for coat some more that doesn't even fit. It's like falling on the ground. And then for her on that bridge, where she's like, "Dommies, don't go, Dommies!" - That's my favorite. I needed to happen constantly. And it does. On watch what happens, member Andy was like, "So you guys hate each other?" - Yes, he's a horrible father. He's probably gonna kill our children. - And he's like, "She's a stupid slut." And he's like, "I think you guys wanna fuck right now." (laughing) They're like, "Yeah." They went on the fuck and made another baby. - It was what the hell? - It's true. We're not even exaggerating. It was literally like, he was like, "I would be happy if I'd never had to see her again for the rest of my life." They're like, "Well, one of the last time you guys hooked up last night." (laughing) Yeah. You know, well, you guys also on newlyweds, you guys did a great job fighting and everything like that. You guys had a nice, you guys had a nice show, a nice spectrum of fights, you know? Like, Craig and Brandon, you guys had, you guys had fights about bills, you know? That was- - You need a haircut. I do need a haircut. - You do. I do. (laughing) - Actually, newlyweds, I like that it's one season and they can just tie that shit up at the end. So there's like, if you were wrong, I was right, our kitchen is still remodeled. - Yeah. - We're fine. It's fine. - Wait, why? - Like, that's called winning, okay? There is actually a really pressing question, which is where the fuck is Crystal. Where is Crystal? - Oh, Crystal. - I don't know what to hear you say, I miss you. - Crystal! - Crystal! (laughing) - She's in Canada right now. - Crystal's in Canada, how dare she? - Well, have fun paying twice as much for books. - I'm going to Canada in two weeks, maybe I'll see her there. (laughing) She just bought a new car. - Oh, she traded in that Mac. - Can she pick me? (laughing) Can she pick me up at the airport? I'm serious. (laughing) - With her new car. - With the car? - No. (laughing) - Brenda brought her the car. - Did she hold your baby though? Did she like oven your baby? I'm so sorry, that's so rude, but you know what I mean, right? - No, I'm not yet. - Audible's best of 2024 picks are here. From memoirs and sci-fi to mysteries and thrillers, Audible's curated list in every category is the best way to hear 2024's best in audio entertainment. Like a stunning new full cast production of George Orwell's 1984. - And Percival Everett's brilliantly subversive James. - Audible, there's more to imagine when you listen. - I actually am really excited to hear George Orwell's 1984 again, because last time I read that was back in, I don't know, middle school or something like that. And the world has changed so much with technology and everything like that. I feel like now is the perfect time to revisit and listen to it on Audible. - Especially when it's told by a full cast like that. Like it's a full production. It's gonna be like a radio play, you know? - That's major. Go to audible.com/crapins and discover all the years best waiting for you. That's audible.com/crapins. Have you ever found the house of your dreams only to learn it has dark secrets? - Netflix's new series, "No Good Deed" follows three families vying to buy a 1920s Spanish style villa that they think will solve their problems. But as the sellers discover sometimes the home of your dreams can be a total nightmare. - "No Good Deed" starring Lisa Kudrow and Ray Romano launches December 12th only on Netflix. - Well. - And I'm trying to do it. - Oh, you are? - I'm bagging it. - Oh my God, please do it. - You're talking about the babies, please. - That's how to get a spin-off right there. Give that baby to her. Oh my God. (audience laughing) A fabulous pink-furred and sequined baby, dude. (audience laughing) - By the way, for the record, Crystal was originally going to get like a Porsche Cayenne or something like that. And then Brandon was going to get like a mini. - Oh, Porsche Cayenne. - He used to get a mini and then Brandon was like, I get the Porsche. Crystal gets the mini that I got off Greg's list. So we are, I mean, we're actually already like, we're already like halfway through this shit. So we have, we wanna, we. - We done? - We done with gossip things? - No, I mean, we can still talk about gossip. I'm saying, I'll get it. - No, I don't care. - You do it, you do it. I'll bottom. (audience laughing) - I say that, but I'm the one who complains the whole time. Like, really, really? - I wanna make sure we have time to get to the other stuff, which is that we're thinking about something fun to do for the show. And we're thinking, should we go through top five bravo parties of all time or top five bravo vacation slash trips of all time? And we wanna know, we wanna know which one. - That's unanimous. That's a two, that's two for two, unanimous. (audience laughing) - For everyone who wants us to talk about the top five vacations of all time, cheer, do something, make a noise. (audience cheering) - Vacations, all right. - All right, the crowd has spoken, even though we didn't give them the second option. - All right, so, just so you know what you're missing. - No, this! - That's it, that's all I have for that. - So, Ryany and I have both separately prepared. Our top five favorite trips slash vacations, et cetera. And we're going to reveal them to each other and to you guys. - Okay. - Right now, live on the podcast. - My memory is terrible and I don't have names. Okay, so I'm going to remember, it's basically the top thing Ryany remembers from the past five years being a chronic pothead. (audience laughing) For some reason, this is not a good answer, but for some reason, I love the trip on Beverly Hills where they went to Ohai because Kim Richards was like, - This is where I always come, I live Ohai because ever since I was a little girl, we'd come here and I'd be like, wow, it's so green. God, look at the green thing. - It's like, okay, Kim, okay. - To be fair, to be fair, she thought it was called So High. (audience laughing) - A town that gets me. (laughing) - She'd never admit it though. - And you know what, God bless you for never admitting one goddamn thing, lady. That is not, that is how to not get charged by the police. Do not admit shit. - That bit's nothing. She did it. - What's proof? - She did it all those dollar toys from Target. It was just gonna make a vision board. (laughing) - Given Kim Richards' scissors, God bless her heart. - Yeah, yeah, God bless her. - What happened in Ohai? I feel like some shit went down. They were in this weird bed and breakfast. - They did the golf, they did the golf card thing. It's like every season of Real Housewives, they got a pile into a golf cart and drive around like it's the craziest thing that ever happened. And then, I seem to remember them like jumping from bed to bed. - Wait, turn so fast. It's a pat, Lisa. It's a pat. - It's an a-ing. - A-ing. - Do you know what Ken and I have done for this path? (laughing) - I feel like a one-point Taylor Armstrong did like a cartwheel and then like, her butt was exposed. - Was she still on there? - The suitcase is in Colorado. That was another trip. - Oh, okay, the suitcase in Colorado. Okay, Colorado, I switched. Colorado. Because that-- - The number five-- - Yes. - Someone take notes, someone take notes. - You know what, for, you know, I love hearing like. - I told you so. - I love saying. - I told you so. (laughing) - That is so Taylor. Because that second season where she was like, it's happened to me in that. I was like, no, it didn't. And then she was in that suitcase, crying, all drunk. And then they also had that scene where she was in the hot tub and she's like, well, you know what I mean about like, the things, the things. And they're like, wait, should we talk about this? And then she got shit-based and showed up to dinner. I was like, I did not believe Russell abused me. And they were like, whatever, it came out so crazy and it made me, oh, my hate turned to like love hate. I'm like, I'm obsessed with Taylor now. I watch her periscope. - It was also, it was also one of Adrien Maloof's finest moments when Adrien Maloof just looked at this crazy mess. She goes, I think you're having a nervous breakdown. And she's like, yeah, like get the fuck out of here with your mental break, get out of Ohio. - Adrienne was good at that. - That was a good moment for her. - Thank you for your time. I just think you're crazy right now. You just need to have a seat. - I do. - No, really. - And the best part about Taylor is that when she has a mental breakdown, which is like a lot, her hair just flattens. If something happens, it just gets like stringy. Like she's in the ring. It just like her hair knows like, oh, it's gone crazy. All the moisture's like goodbye. - God, could you match with the ring with Taylor crawling out of your closet or your toilet? I mean, Taylor's, do you know what's happened to me? - No, speak quiet, go back in there. - You get a phone call and two days a week later, Taylor curls out of your TV and you just have to hug her and everything's fine. My number five favorite trip comes from the Princesses Long Island when the Princesses. - That should be one. I feel like that should be number one. - The Princesses, so not all the trips are glamorous, okay. The real houses at Beverly Hills get to go to Dubai. The Princesses of Long Island went to a vineyard down to L.I.E. Okay. They literally, they went to a vineyard. I actually, I had to go online and like remind myself the details of this. So these girls, they go to a vineyard and there was, this was like the culmination of a big scandal in their group because there was Ashley versus Joey and Ashley had been, you know, Ashley hated Joey 'cause Joey said you're funny looking. (audience laughing) And that's when Ashley was like, I am the hottest, funny, like a girl I've ever seen. Not true. (audience laughing) So Ashley has already hate campaign against Joey and she had texted everyone on the cast saying, "Don't hang out with Joey." And then Erica. - Like everybody was lining to hang up with Joey anyway. - Lining up to hang out with Joey. What's wrong with me? I'm so sorry. - This is what happened when you talk about the Princesses of Long Island. - I'm sorry. - All the intelligence just goes. (yelling) So basically what had happened was that Erica, who was the self-annoyant, hottest girl of the North Shore, she and Amanda went and showed Joey the text messages that said, "Hey, you know, like don't hang out with Joey." So then like Ashley was all like, they were, Ashley was like mad at Joey, there was, all the stuff was brewing and they went to the vineyard and it all came out that Erica lied about showing the texts to Joey and then Ashley felt like she was, you know, she didn't have any friends and she wound up hyperventilating, running away and she called up her parents and asked for a private jet. She was 40 minutes away from Great Neck. She asked for a private jet and then she uttered the most famous quote of all time. She goes, "Mam, it was actually mom." I looked up to it. - It was? - It was mom. We've been saying, "Dad," - Oh, what a sec. - "Mam, help, man!" (yelling) - It was just, that was the worst, like storming out of a party, but you have nowhere to go. - Yeah. - Like she laughed and she was like, "It's a field." Like, where is the private plane supposed to land? Like, it was probably like by the time it finished the taxi, it's there. And on top of that, though, we always forget about this part, she went so crazy she actually had to be taken to the hospital because she flipped her so much. - I think she had a stroke, right? Like she had something real. - She had a stroke afterwards. - Oh. - Oh, before? - I feel like it was right after that. - She just gave me a stroke. I help your hair be. I was in the hospital with a stroke. - And he's like, "You were?" - For me, that fight-- - That was some stroke selfies. Hey, if you get a stroke, don't take selfies so ugly. I mean, no offense. (laughter) - You tell us that. - Well, I think for me, that episode was not only one of the funniest trips, but it kind of is like the torch for all the low rent bravo trips for like those series that didn't get like their second season yet. So like, okay, we'll give you like $5,000 to go down the street and like hang out at bar. You know, this is your big vacation. We'll work your way up to Dubai. Like secrets and wives. - It's like a slip and slide in the yard. Someone's yard like a city away. - It's the bouncy castle where Jonathan stuck his thumb up of what's her face is at. - Oh my God, the bouncy castle, yes. I wish that was a vacation. - I'm paralyzed, Jonathan. (laughter) Secrets and wives, they gotta bring that up. - Secrets and wives, they gotta bring that up. - Yes, my girl. I will never forget her. The end of Secrets and Wives when she was like proving something to everybody by throwing her husband's chandelier off the balcony. - It feels like at least $300. I mean, it was a cheap chandelier, but still, girl, you're pouring out. You better be saving that shit. Find Craigslist, Craigslist revenge, okay? Stay off the balcony. - Seriously, so I think that's my number five. What's your number four? Can you jog your memory? - I don't know. - I have a list of some of them here that might help. - Oh, okay, I'll just steal yours. Oh, I do like this one though. Can I say that or do you want me to take these? - You can take what you want. - It's really not a real list. - I really, my memory is really so bad. - I'm so sorry. What is that? Who have got a camping honeymoon? - Brandon and Craig, they're right there. - Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I just see it, obviously. But you guys, that was really like going to your honeymoon in a place where you know people are going to beat you up. I mean, that was just crazy. Why are you going to go to a family camping spot? You guys were in short shorts, pride bracelets, and like gel, like, all mated hair. Like, what are you doing? - Did you guys actually shoot me? - Did you guys choose that location or did Bravo send you there? - The concierge at that time? - The concierge. - The concierge at that time. - The concierge, the concierge was like... - I didn't think it was a bubbling brook in a picnic. - Okay, the case is on your list at home. - You said I was told it was a bubbling brook. - Gravel parking lot. But you see, it seemed together to you, but you actually achieved Real House was New Jersey status with that trip. - Yeah, because Real House is a New Jersey, actually had a vacation in a parking lot once in California. They were literally in a parking lot calling. Yeah, same as... - Probably. - They were calling what's your face in Asshole, but... - I've been on one of those trips. I've been on many of those parking lot trips with me. Mom, pop up. They had this RV and they would drive me and my cousin mad around all over the country once a summer parking lot. Every one of them. Like, why did you buy a vehicle for this? We're in a goddamn parking lot. I wish Lauren had been there though. - No, I know. - Just tell everyone how horrible they are. - Yeah, so... - I really liked Morocco. Mostly because Luan got kicked off to Campbell almost. And that show was hilarious. It's also the place where there was a fight. Alex was trying to tell everybody off to keep her job on the show 'cause she knew she was gonna get fired. So she was like, "Alex, this is New York." For those of you who don't want it. - Yeah, Real House of New York. - There's this like dorky one he used to be on there and she'd be like, "Listen here, I'm missing." - That is not like you spoke to me. - I always say she was like a cartoon carrot, you know? Like she... - Yes! - Like I'm like an education. - She gives that cartoon carrot. - Like an un-educational film for how to eat your veggies. She was the vet, she was the carrot. - And then she's like, "Why did you bite me, Missy? "We're gonna have a talk!" - You're like, "Oh, you told me to eat you. "You're a carrot!" But yeah, she was yelling and she was trying to get in everybody's face. And at one point, she's like, "Luan, I have something to say to you." And Luan was like, "You just clumped down here "and your Herman Munster shoes." (laughing) - I just leveled it and walked away. She's like waving her finger at me. - Luan, my favorite Luan moment of that, of that Morocco trip, was when she had like arranged a little dinner thing at like APM and remote it didn't come down for like another hour and Luan was livid and she's like, "This is not the Plaza Hotel. "This is Barrocco!" (laughing) It was now like my mantra for life. Always remember where you are. - 'Cause if no one's late at the Plaza Hotel. - I'm sure. - By only an hour late. Alex McChord's big moment for me in that too, was when she was so angry and Kelly Ben-Simone was trying to calm her down. She was like, "Close your eyes." And I opened them. I closed your eyes. (laughing) I was like, "I'm like, I'm like, I'm like close." You're like, she's like, "You're mad." She's like, "Actually, she's like, you're sad." She's like, "No, I'm mad, you're sad." - "I'm mad!" - Close your eyes. I'm mad. (laughing) - I forgot about that. - Open your eyes, open your eyes. - Close your eyes. - And she just kept repeating that. - What the hell are you gonna prove with that? - It is without it. - But she did it. That was the best part. She's like. (laughing) - So watch the traffic light. - So good. - By far. - Traffic light. - By far, Real Houses of New York City has the best trips. Like, my list is almost entirely composed of New York City and Beverly Hills. - I think in New York they can't travel anywhere. That's what I felt like when I lived in New York. I was like, "Give me out of here!" - Like, you feel so trapped, you know? I was just glad whenever they got to somewhere with open air. - Yeah, I mean, even the one, they had one episode where they just went to Atlantic City, just go to Atlantic City last season. Wasn't an amazing episode. - That was the best. - That one started off, that one, you know what, I'm gonna make that one. - That was good. - I'm making that one my number four on the spot. - Yeah. - Because that one. - John John, for sure. - That one actually opened up like within five seconds. That, five seconds in, Heather Thompson going like, "Fuck you Ramona!" Like, I don't gonna fuck, get that, you just throw them, you're like, "What is going on with this episode?" Like, there was not even-- - Wasn't that the episode where they drove there and they met up at Sonja's apartment and she wouldn't let them in the floor here? - That's why Heather was mad. - Oh wait, that's why Heather was mad. - Oh, she was yelling at Sonya. - Because Heather, because Heather was-- - You said Ramona, I was like, "Wait a second." What was this scene? 'Cause you know I could forget that shit. - I'm sorry, I meant Heather at Sony. It's like, I'm very sorry. - You didn't even see it? Not you. - I'm caffeated to show it. - But like, we didn't even-- - We didn't even get to see it, we just heard, "Fuck you! You don't want me in your foyer, fuck you!" And then we started coming out, all calm and collected. I love when they think that their mics are turned off because they're inside. Like, you always shoot outside. It's not like you're used to shooting in a backyard, you fucking idiot. - Yeah, like not even the New Jersey christening, like, like, that one took like at least one minute before the cursing. This one was literally-- - Fuck christening! Can that be a trip? I love the New Jersey christening. That was amazing. - That was on my list of parties, if we did the party. - Girl, they showed a crucifix, and then people were beating each other up. It was so good. - It really made the baptism scene of the godfather look like I walk in the park, okay? (laughing) So for my number three of trips, I'm going to say Beverly Hills Amsterdam. - If only, you know, when it started and while it was going on, I remember thinking, this is so lame for a trip. Like, they won't do weed, do it. Do you see what I'm talking like then now? - I don't do weed, who says that? You ain't going to smoke it, you ain't going to eat it, you ain't going to mainline it, what? - Do weed, get out of here old lady. But I remember it, I remember thinking, God fuck this, they're in Amsterdam, they're not going to get high, whatever. And then, then all of a sudden. - The glass. - The glass. - The glass, that is a deadly weapon, Lisa Renna. I love Lisa Renna acting all innocent. I just show a gift of her every time, like throwing that glass, fuck it! And then grabbing that turkey neck, like, get over here, come Richard! Rip that shit right off. - What exactly? - Like a gizzard, thanksgiving. - And Eileen, I mean, actually, I mean, you know, it's shocking that Eileen is still not demanding an apology from that situation. (laughing) - You beast! You beast! Do you remember when you threw my water glass? (laughing) And sinuating that that was my husband's ex-wife that I just disregarded on the floor, just say it! I'll calm down over there, Lisa. - This bitch, okay, she got wine thrown in her face last season, she was like, drawn into this whole thing. And the thing she's mad about the most is Lisa Vanderpump, asking about her affair in the Hamptons, she's got to get her like, anger prior to the stray. - I'm so glad she just finally said. - I'm mad at you because asking me about when I fucked my husband first was wrong! Finally, thank you. - Thank you. - To admit it, like, look, I and a host shamer, if your husband and wife, respectively, both sucked and you found somebody better, that's called life, go girl. But don't be acting like, why is everybody mad? I just don't understand why divorced people can't just be friends. Of course you want to be friends, you ended up with some soap actors dickin' you. Get out of here, it's easier for you to forgive. (audience laughing) - What about the wife and the husband sitting at home? They're sad. - I purposely did not say that. Did you see me swallow it? - You can let it out, Ronnie, let it out, let it out. - No, I will not let it out. - I will not let it out of here. - Let it out, let it out. - Get out of here. - So Amsterdam was great. And on top of that, we always forget like, there was other shit that happened to Amsterdam. That was when Brandi slapped Lisa Vanderpump. Like, slapped, you know not what it was like. - Oh, like Brandi slapped, yeah. - They fought on that boat. It was great, it was a great trip. - That's also where we saw the pictures of Yolanda when she was like, oh look, this is my homeland. - And then there were like random horse farmers coming up to her and being like, remember, I dated you. And she's like, oh, I don't remember. Like, she never remembers poor people, it's hilarious. - Yeah. - I love it. It's like, I grew up on this block. I remember nobody. - This is my mother, I don't know, she says, but I don't know. But it's where we saw her in the limo when she was like 19 or some shit with Julio Iglesias. And she is still acting like she won something. She's like, oh, look at me, what's Julio in the limo? Julio is 16, that picture, bitch. What'd you think you won? - You did not win, Yolanda. - I mean, she was about a $5 million house, so. - She won. - She won. - Okay, I'll give you credit. - What's your number three? - No, I'm stealing from yours, but. - I already said my number three. No, you say it. - I said my number three. - I don't remember this one, but that one has to win. You do the number three. I'll just stop. - I was gonna suggest this one for your number three since I forgot to say it for my number three. - Oh, that was good. - Ben, you're so good at preparation. - I just thought of it right now. That's why I was texting. I was letting it down, I was like, this is for Ronnie, and then I was like, oh, he's not ready. I'll just have to tell him. - You are, you are so good. - You're saying this one right here. - My notes are literally like 10 pages. No one needs to see them. Ben, this is so good. 'Cause I would not have thought of this. Ladies of London in Denmark. (cheering) - It's so good. - It's so good. - You're in for it, you're in for it. - You're in for it, you're in for it. - I love it. - I love it. - So good. - You're in for it. - I almost forgot, yeah. This was, I hope that people watch ladies of London, 'cause it is a fabulous show, especially season two, it really came into its own. I don't know what, if it's coming back or not, it is so, so good. And this trip. - I don't have things giving it a perney line, in America, I don't even like, sit around like, "E" and like, watch "Fomond." And I wouldn't like, unbutton my pants, like, "Can I do that at the restaurant?" - No. - Aww, I'm uncomfortable. - So, what was great about the trip to Denmark was that Caroline Fleming, we got to see her in all her glory. Like, we, I like the whole entire life of, you know, at the moment, they get that there's one guy taking photos, she's like, and then again, the bus, she's like, "Oh, I'm really so sorry about the paparazzi, "that there's always following me, everyone." Like, there's one person. There is one teenager with an iPhone, dude. - I heard my phone. - You're kidding. - I've heard everything. Oh, here is my great, great, great, great grandfather, who just made it 10,000 people. Isn't that wonderful? They have a statue of home now. (laughing) - Mommy and daddy are so mad at me, you know. Or let's lighten everything up with this story of how I killed your grand, grand, grand uncle. What the hell kind of story is that? - Welcome to my home. My great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather, Keel Jules. (laughing) - I thought these old guys around like, "Oh, that was good, wasn't it, darling?" - Isn't this restaurant the most wonderful restaurant? You really must try the Comte cheese. You know, one time I came there, they didn't have the Comte cheese, and they looked all over town, and they finally brought it for me. Isn't that so wonderful of them to bring it all to me? It's like, "Bitch, don't act like you're just like, "Oh, where's the Comte?" Like, you're like, "Get me the Comte." Or, "Never coming back here again with my cameras." - You're also so sad to wait in the restaurant for like two hours while this fucker was running all around Denmark looking for some cheese ain't nobody heard of. - Ask for blue cheese. I mean, what happened to blue cheese? - From a ride. - How lucky are you to be in a restaurant with me with Comte cheese? (laughing) By the way, we haven't done clear the flum in a while, only 'cause we forgetting, but we keep meaning to it, we will do it again. - That's an endless fount of cuckoo. - So definitely, definitely that one. We only have a few minutes-- - I'm doing yoga in the frame of a door. - This reminds me of the piece I get from the hashtag door. Hashtag olive, hashtag garlic, hashtag flooring, hashtag front door. - No, hashtag front, hashtag door. (laughing) - If it's on an elbow, it's getting a hashtag. - Who are these fans that are finding her from like, hashtag door? - Yeah, they're like, "Ah, finally." - Finally, I found somebody who does yoga in the doorway. - So for number two, for our trips, how about, I think, what about New York again when they went to, I think it was St. John's and Aviva Drescher, demanded a banner. - Oh, that was good. - To be put over. - I mean, that whole trip was some gold, because it's not the one where they showed up and Sonya was like, "Don't touch my suitcase. "Please, please. "I cannot have foreigners touching my suitcase." - That made them rocker. - Like they're mad in her suitcase. - What are you protecting? It costs like $5 a day, it's the cheapest drug ever. - That was when Luann cheated with a pirate. (audience laughs) - The fact that that sentence made it-- - Is that the same trip? - The fact that that sentence can even be uttered in all seriousness shows why it's number two. (audience laughs) - The way I have to have sex to pirate. And by my honor, honorable-- - After he fought Sonya in the butt, in the garden. - Yes. - An honorable mention to last season's trip when Luann uttered the be cool, don't be all uncool. (audience laughs) I met Exella Francaise, an honorable, honorable mention to when they went to Montana and did nothing. (audience laughs) It was so dull, it was actually amazing. That one. Yes, that's, for their Geraldie boss-- - I can't even be here, I can't even be walking right now. Like right now, we're in a forest, okay? - Okay. - And it's like really bad for me? - Because that's actually-- - My father's actually virtuous. - That's actually virtuous. (groans) - But they're all the same. - They're the crazy bitches wherever they go. - New York City has-- - We've been meant to melt them all. - Which obviously, obviously takes us to number one. I mean, do we all know at number one the best bravo trip of all time? Scary Island. (audience cheers) One of the best bravo trips, bravo episodes, bravo meltdowns, everything. It's like-- - That was really good. - It is like the gone with the wind of bravo. (audience laughs) - But it's never gone, the wind never blows. It's just like an apartment with the doors always closed. There's no wind blowing anywhere, it's just staying there and getting stuffy. And it's 2016. That bit was still tweeting that today. Like, Kelly Mountsema was tweeting something. - Yes. - While I was posted on our Facebook today. But within the week, telling me. Something was, she was like, "Oh, people need to start giving me shit "for something that happened three years ago," or whatever. That was some good shit, girl. (audience laughs) Have you eaten a jelly bean the same since? - Yeah. - I have not. - But to me, the jelly beans, the Al Sharpton. - Al Sharpton. - That they shut up. - Multi-snaps. - And there was not only that. - Multi-snaps. - There was like so much, 'cause even before that crazy breakdown, there was a whole episode, I think that was turtle time. Also, there was a fight on the yacht. - That was turtle time? - That one? - That one. - Oh, look over there. - And then. - That was called the turtle. - Okay. - And then people always forget the third, it was three episodes. This thing was three episodes, and the last episode, Jill Zaren showed up. (audience groans) And everyone was like, oh fuck. (audience laughs) Just when we thought we could save this vacation here, it comes Jill Zaren. - Oh. - And I was, and I remember Alex McCord, the look on her face. Oh, she was, she wanted a cry. She actually wanted a cry. - They all got scared. And I love Bethany. She was like, I can't. I don't know what's happening. I don't know what it is. - Like literally. - I didn't know she was coming. - Yeah. - Waltz, I can't. - My wall looks out with this. Like, I don't get this. It's like, it doesn't fit with this island. Like, I don't get how Jill Zaren fits with this island. Like, I don't get it. It makes me want to cry. Like, literally, Jill Zaren comes to me, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm just gonna cut my throat and be down on the ground. Bleeding out on the floor, okay? I can't deal. Literally, I'm crying. I can't, walls up. (audience laughs) That is definitely the number one. - That was so beautiful. And I just, you know, as much as I hate it, Jill Zaren, please shut up, Jill Zaren. Hey, Jill Zaren, if you're listening to this, you're probably talking at the same time. Shut the fuck up and listen to this. How 'bout that? Get off your phone. - And yet, at the same time, I wanted to come back. So. - I don't, I don't, I don't, no offense. I mean, I like your daughter. But I don't need you to come back. I mean, you seem nice. You're not on the air now. So, head pat, oh look, head pat, head pat, Jill Zaren, head pat, darling. But, yeah, I don't need her to come back, but that was hilarious. She'd cause this entire season of shit. And then you hear how are you everyone? Bobby, come on, blobby. Come on, blobby. - Like dragging your husband through this mansion. - She did a Viva before Viva did a Viva. She's like, where's my batter? I thought you'd be, like, congratulating me for showing up at Scary Islands. - A Viva, literally. - Oh, we didn't finish talking about a Viva's banner. - Yeah. - Poor a Viva, I feel so bad for her now when I see her all sad on Twitter. I don't know, because she's still tweeting things out like, here's what Bravo did to manipulate my person. That's a shut up! It's like forever ago you were fired, no one cares. - Yeah, a Viva, you know, it's so funny 'cause she was, not like she was normal, but she was like, whatever. And then, when that thing happened, 'cause that was the first season that all those new housewives came on. And it was like, it seems like going okay. And then, when that happened, all of a sudden, that season kicked the tiger. It was like, okay, finally, we have a cast. And then, the craziness has been going on since then. - Why did they fire-heather? I don't think they should have. Do you think they should have? - She quit, she quit. - She did not, that's what they have. Yeah, Kim feels quit too. I'm sure. - Well, New York is coming back on Wednesday. We, yeah. So, I think the way we're gonna be doing our shows-- - The Asian Zoo, brace yourselves. - Oh yeah! - The first time I cannot wait. - I'm so excited. - She said the eighth that she's Asian and Jewish 20 times. I think it's important to her. - Well, Thursday's show, we're gonna be talking about Real House of New York City. We'll be talking about Beverly Hills. We'll be talking about the Pumper Union and, as long as everything goes on schedule, Matt Whitfield will be joining us for that episode. Yay, Maddie! So, I think we're out of time. - He's old, he's gone now, darling. - Oh, Dallas is next week, Dallas is next week. - Dallas is next week, this week. - Dallas is shots next week. - That's our version. - That's our version. - It's dirty show on a Sunday. - So, Southern Charm is tonight, yeah. - Southern Charm is tonight. We, it's like a clusterfuck of new shows. - Bye, Potomac, bye, bye now. Clear, clear Potomac, darling. - So, you guys, thank you so much for coming to the show. This was so fun. - This is the best being done in 45! We're gonna try, and by the way, everyone, like, buy drinks from the bar, so that way they'll let us come back. - That guy is totally finger-combing, his hot head getting ready for you. - Tip well, you just did it, tip well. - Thanks Josh back there. - Thanks Josh. - Thank you Josh. - Thank you everyone, this is so, we hope to do it again. - You guys are the best, thank you! (applause) - I love you! (applause) - If you like Watch what Crap-ins, you can listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at wondery.com/survey. - Have you ever wondered who created that bottle of sriracha that's living in your fridge? Or why nearly every house in America has at least one game of monopoly. Introducing the best idea yet. A brand new podcast about the surprising origin stories of the products you're obsessed with. 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