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Get free shipping on qualified orders. See site for more details. Watch what crappins, watch what crappins Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins? Who cares what crappins, watch what crappins Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins? Who cares what crappins, watch what crappins Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins? Who cares what crappins, watch what happens when there's so much that crappins? Hey everyone, welcome to Watch what crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from VisaBlog.com and the Bander Blender Podcast. And joining me, all the way from across the hillside, is the one only, Erani Karam, from trashtalktv.com. Hi, Ronnie. Hello, Benjamin. How are things on that side of Los Angeles, on the other side of the hills? We miss you. There's been nobody reporting on what's happening outside of MJ's house. I'm totally alone over here, Ben. Don't you miss hearing all the helicopters and the garbage trucks that come through from my side of the podcast? I haven't even heard an airplane today. Well, we only live half a mile from each other, so I hear the same airplanes. That time your place caught on fire, I heard the ambulances outside my house. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, if you go back in the archives a few episodes ago, a fire actually burst out in my building while we were recording the podcast. So, I mean, anything goes on Watch what crappins. No, it's the most exciting thing. Anything goes, also goes, and anything goes. Yeah, all the days, I'm going, waddling up. Well, starting with patty lapone. No one is drunk today. I feel like I need to point that out. I love how that's like your go to patty lapone and precision. I dream the dream and time come by. I've got a lot. So, while everyone is humming some patty lapone to themselves, go on over to washercrappins.com. And over there, you can find links to all our social media, like Twitter and Instagram and things like that. Really fun stuff, really. It's worth a follow. And of course, we have our Facebook page, Facebook.com/Watch what crappins, which is where we and all of our listeners post every little morsel of gossip pertaining to Bravo. It all winds up on that Facebook page and even stuff that's not gossipy, like photos or things that make people think of things on Bravo. It's all great. Oh, my God. And speaking of has anybody posted Peter's haircut yet? My cousin, Jenna, sent that to me and wow. I have not seen it. Peter is always cute to me, but Peter. Oh, Peter, Vanderpump rules Peter. Oh, I'm not even saying Peter's name now. I love him. I thought you were talking about Peter from Atlanta and I was like, first of all, what here does he have to cut? And second of all, at what point could he ever become cute from his hair? Look at my new haircut. Peter's do. Peter's cooked. But yeah, someone post that because I would like to see Vanderpump rules Peter's cute here. Is it like finally short? Did he finally get rid of the mom haircut? He did. He shortened his hair. And I mean, it's like getting a haircut gave him a facial microdermabrasion, better eyebrows. I mean, the whole thing changed. The whole life changed. Good. Good for Peter. You know what? Good for his fiance or his girlfriend because a good woman. That's what a good woman can do for you, man. That's right. Clean you up. Clean you up and get rid of your mom haircut. So, yeah, Facebook, go to Facebook to find that photo. If it's not there right now, it will be there, I'm sure, within moments. And of course, you can support us on patreon.com/watchforcrapins. That's where you can sort of like subscribe to this podcast, in a sense, subscribe to patreon and support us. And it's sort of like Kickstarter where depending on how much you donate, you get various rewards. So, at the very least, you'll get access to our bonus episode. We do one once a week and it's really fun. We've been talking about the people versus O.J. Simpson on it on the bonus episode a lot. That was, we just didn't hear that. I did. I wasn't sure what that was. Oh, sorry. Won't go loud enough, damn phone. Sorry. It was Shirei going, "What not African? What?" Oh, you could send me that audio clip and I can import it into my little crappy sound mixer. That's one of the ringers this week on African. What? Yeah, because so we have a bonus episode which is, we had, it was really fun this week. I really enjoyed it. And then, you know, at certain levels you get access to ringtones. Ronnie makes all these ringtones that you can put on your phone. That are really fun. And once a month, and that includes tonight, March 31st, we do a Google Hangout with our supporters. And that's really cool because we get a bunch of people on a choppy internet connection. But we all talk, like talk shit and laugh and it goes on for about an hour. It's super fun. So that's the big Patreon pitch for the day. And of course, of course, Patreon is also how you can contribute to the Crap and Smailbag, which we'll get to in a moment. But my last piece of housekeeping, this is probably the most important thing of the week, is that on Monday, April 4th, we are doing Watch What Crap and Live from the Hollywood improv at 6pm. You may have read 7pm somewhere, but at 6pm. At the Hollywood improv, everyone should come. If you're in the area, please come. It's free. You don't have to buy any minimums or anything like that. And there are Bravo people that are coming. I believe that Craig and Brandon are coming from Newlyweds the first year. And I think they're dragging along Tara. And I believe also, what's her face from season one of Newlyweds is coming as well. Did you see that, Ronnie? Yes, Tara. No, her name is not Tara. God, that's so racist. You see, I picked the other. I picked the Indian girl. That's not nice. Tina. I actually watched that season, season one of Newlyweds. Did we watch it on this show? A little bit, a little bit. But Tina, Tina is going to be there. And then there was also talk of some Shaz's sunsets. Shaz's of sunset coming. I don't know who. I don't know if that's really going to happen, but you know, at this point, I mean, bring us Tame Gay, bring us Tame Gay. I want Adam, the Tame Gay, three balling. Yeah, I'll make Ben not wear any underwear. Yeah, I'll do that. I will wear no underwear for this show. And then is Leah Black in town? Have we reached out to Leah? Maybe Leah will come. I think she went home. I think she was just here for spring break, but we should give her a call. Give her a call. Oh, we should also reach out to Brandy and Julie. Maybe they'll come too. So reach across the world, Ben. Call everybody, Ben. Yeah, we're going to call every single person. So I'm really excited for that to go and like chat for like 45 minutes at the improv and feel cool. Well, let's talk some crap, shall we, Ben? Let's talk some crap. I can't even do it. My high reds are completely gone. You have to come up to Nojo because in Nojo, that's when you see. That's what's trying. That's what's coming out right now. It sounds like you're receiving a special transmission from somewhere. I'm making out with Lisa's sea lion. It actually just sounds like a modem. So anyway, speaking of transmissions, let's open up the Crapin's mail bag, Charlie. Could you hear it? Sometimes I get paranoid that you can't hear it. Yeah, I can hear it because remember there at one time you couldn't hear it and I was like, dong, dong, dong, dong, and you're like, what's happening? First of all, by the way, with the Crapin's mail bag, Betsy, Betsy, Betsy, Betsy was like, I wrote in and you didn't say it. I was ignored. But Betsy, we can't find where your Crapin's mail bag, where your submission is. We looked, we can't find it. So we send it. We send because it got lost. It got lost in the mail. Don't rescind it. Re-send it. Okay. Now, I know that anybody watching Vanderpump rules these days might have trouble understanding English. But that's true right there. Yeah. Yeah. So someone committed a federal crime, reached into the Crapin's mail bag and stole your piece of mail. So we have to burden you with sending it back in and we'll read it next week. They took the $50 out of your Meemaw's birthday card. Thanks a lot post office. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. So Kelly Pafer says, after binging on Housewives' episodes today, I'm thinking about Housewives' fashion, especially Kyle seems to have brought everyone to Dubai solely to show off her Moo Moo collection. There was also a post on Jezebel this week about the fashion disasters that are the OC. Also, I know it's not in the U.S. yet, but the Melbourne Housewives were on the beach and all but one kept their heels on in the sand. So that's what Kelly said. Oh, oh, wait, she, wait, no, she says, I hit enter by accident. Here's the question. I was like, okay. She's like, I'm here to leave you in news update. Thank you. Here's an update. Fashion is terrible. Goodbye. Now, Kelly continues. She says, act hit enter by accident. So here's my question. I know you're not fashion experts, but in your opinion, which Housewives have the best and worst style. My best dress. This is her. This is Kelly saying, my best dress would be pre-limes Yolanda and Luan because I'm a sucker for turquoise or a good statement necklace. My worst would be Eileen, of course, and Tamara from OC. Love your show. Thanks for all the laughs and keeping me amused here in Singapore. Holler Singapore. That's my Meemaw Street. I brought up Meemaw twice today. I need to call and see if she's okay, but when I was growing up, she lived on Singapore. Singapore. I mean, Singapore. 902-2-something Singapore. I love it. Singapore 902-0. I love that show. Could you imagine El Paso's version of 902-0? Okay, so the best and worst fashions you start. I think Yolanda, I think actually Yolanda pre-enduring Lime. We can say a lot of things about Yolanda. Lord knows we have, but one thing we can never say is that she is not stylish. She always looks fantastic. Yolanda knows an earth tone. I mean, that woman, she can find any color you throw at her in an earth tone version. And I like that. She's got like a J crew, even though you know it costs like $50 million version of J crew, but she's still got that earth Tony J crew smart lines. Even her stupid white jeans are very nice. I just need her to change them occasionally because I can smell her butt crack from here. Yeah, and I agree. Luanne has great style. I would also say something for Sonya Morgan. She always looks great. Good style. She looks great in that way. She's that kind of lady who started dressing like she was 60 when she was 35. And she just kind of kept it. It's like Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock how she's telling everyone that it's her like 60th birthday. So that way people say, "Wow, you look fantastic for 60." For 60, yes. I think that too. I say I'm older so that people are like, "Whoa, really, you look great." I think that Sonya has great style, to be honest. I think she's just, and you know, honestly, by and large, with the exception of a few missteps, I think Ramona has good style too. Ramona, I don't even think I can remember one thing she's ever worn because she horrifies me with her eyes, like her crazy eyes. And she just makes me so nervous every time I see her. I don't even think I'd, the only thing I remember her ever wearing is another scene she horrified me in, which was when she was massaging Mario and trying to have a sex scene on camera. And then that weird fishing net bathing suit she wore this past season. Oh yeah, that was bad. I mean, she's not great, but I think she's actually better than we realize. You know, we sort of overlook the fact that she wears a lot of really sharp stuff. And I would say that New York City as a whole, they are the best dressed cast, probably followed by Beverly Hills, perhaps. Oh no, you know, Beverly Hills has a lot of good things going for it. A lot of bad. But oh my God, you've got Kyle and Eileen on the same show. Yeah, well, there's a big drop off. You're saying it was number two. You know, there's no one, I mean, is there anyone between Beverly Hills in New York? I mean, you can't say OC. You can't say Atlanta. You certainly can't say Jersey's probably the bottom. Atlanta's probably my favorite dressed, even though they're not the best dressed. But I mean, come on. That shit that Phaedra wears is amazing. That one where she looked like a doily chandelier. I mean, there's so many classics. You know, I think actually if it weren't for Karen Hugo, I think Potomac is actually a pretty well dressed cast. But Karen just brings everything down. Okay, so the worst dress. I don't even know that we can, I think Potomac, but that's not fair because I feel like they're poor. Well, no, I mean, no, I think for real, like that Potomac, they generally are well dressed, but Karen is so off the charts bad. I mean, that blue, like thing of fabric that's like wrapped around her during the interviews, I mean, that is just-- She can't decide between that old, like, Pelican-looking Muppet. What's that blue Muppet's name? Sam. Like Grumpy, I think he does the news. She can't decide between Sam or like, Ho Sam. Like sometimes she'll wear stiletto heels in a mini mini, a micro mini or whatever. She just can't decide. She's crazy. Now, I think that definitely a great case could be made for Eileen. I think the thing about Eileen is that she's just so kind of like outdated and outclassed by the rest of her cast, which makes her just look worse. If you're really going for like the worst dress, I mean, must have we forgotten Theresa, Judas, and her like Mad Max feather dress as she wore in interviews? Oh, that was amazing. See, when they're terrible, but they make an effort, I applaud them. Like Eileen just doesn't make an effort, and I don't even hate her fashion because she works so much. She has a real blue collar job. Okay, so to me, I'm like, okay, Ross dress for less. I get it. I mean, she's working on her hair. God bless her. She reads the Twitter or whatever. And you can see that she's added some extensions, and she's added some like, she's trying. She's making an effort. It's a terrible one, and she's never going to win it, which I think makes me like it. Yeah, weird. Yeah, I feel like Eileen is just more like, yeah, she is trying. She just doesn't know any better, whereas, like, Theresa, when she wears shit like that, that's actually like, she thinks that is like amazing. That's like, that is like the top dress and posh boutique. Yeah, that took like six days and five days to create. Yeah. So my vote, well, I mean, OC has been terrible. I mean, we cannot overlook Alexis Bellino and her fashion line. But it's cultural. Like the OC, of course, they dress like that. When in Rome, you know, stab your boss with the rest of your employees and 12 times or whatever. I mean, they all look terrible, but what else are you going to buy in the OC? It's like one giant and you know, cap and store. Yeah. So Michael Horan asks, by the way, thanks, Kelly. That was a fun question. Michael Horan asks, if Vanderpump retires, what other housewife should run, sir, I think it should be Leah. Sam, the golf balls. Go check. You had a problem on your comment, Clark? Well, here's my problem with your comment card. I don't care if you're sleeping with everyone. You're all fine. I don't care. All right. I sent this table a lovely round of drinks and voice them. Sir wouldn't even be there anymore because she'd walk right in and go tear it down. Yeah, she just turned it into like a giant store for her handbags. Maybe Bethany could take her over. Be like, what is this? Go balls? I don't get it. Like, I don't get it with the brand. Like sex unique restaurant. Like, what's unique about go balls? Seeing go balls? Like, I don't get it. Like, I see a go ball. And I'm like, okay, what is this? Is it a ball? Is it a go? I don't see either a go in it. I don't see horns, but it's like not a ball either. I can't like play baseball with it. Like, what is it? Is it cheese? Is it an animal? Like, I don't get it. Like, I have to look at a go ball again. Like, I'm just going to like be on the floor crying right now. Okay, I'll be crying. Okay, just like shoot me right now. Like, my wall is up. I can't look at go balls. My wall is up. We don't do balls anymore. Now we have goat cheese and bananas. And I don't know what's in it, but like, is that like a thing? Is that like a pouch? Is that like an envelope? Is it like something you get in the mail? Like, what is it? I don't get it with your brand. Like, seriously, like, my wall is up. Why am I sitting on the floor? Why am I sitting on the floor? Can I have a chair? Can I have a chair? I should be horrified. They're making you squat on the floor to eat your goat cheese and banana. Like, I don't understand. Is this the kiddie table? Like, where are the children? If this is the kiddie table, like, why are there no kids here? Like, and why would there be kids here? Like, I don't get this brand. Like, it doesn't make sense to me. Okay, like, I don't understand what this is about. But you know, okay, it's fine. It's yours. Okay, that's fine. It's great. You like it? That's fine. It's great. Okay. I want all the tables to be boxes so that other people have to, like, sit outside of them. Okay? 'Cause I don't get walls up. Don't like Kristen in. Okay, well, walls up, boxes are up. Actually, she should take over a pump because pump actually does have those boxes, like those tent boxes on the side. That's where Lisa sits with all her older gays holding her little tiny dogs. That's true. That's true. Maybe Ramona should take over now that she has experience with AOA. You know, okay, I run AOA. Okay. It's a sports spot in the avenues of America. That's why it's called AOA. Okay. Whoa. Whoa, this is crazy, sir. Like, this has taken me back now. Okay. I remember when I was a little girl, I remember one time going to the train station, and the train stopped, and I got in, and I said to the conductor, thank you, sir. And Jolene Parsons said, "You don't talk to the conductor. That's an adult." And she kicked me off the train, and they left without me, and I never got on the train again. Okay. I wanted to be a manager because I'm the boss, so I have to, like, tell people what to do, okay? So I was getting manager training, and they were showing me how to use the squirrel, and I was like, "Who uses a squirrel? That's crazy. Write things down. Squirrels are animals. They have rabies. They're disgusting. One time I saw a squirrel when I was growing up, and my father threw it at my mother's head, and she got rabies." I was like, "Yeah, but use a squirrel again, guy." Whoa. This is crazy, okay? This restaurant pump? This reminds me. When I was a little girl, I had a tricycle, and I wanted to go drive it everywhere, and I would ride it around the town being like, "Hey, hey, hey. It's Ramona. I'm my tricycle. High neighbors. High neighbors." And then one day I ran over a rock, and I got a flat tire, okay? So I said to my dad, "Dad, can you get the air pump so I can fix my tricycle tire?" And Jolene Parsons Smith came over and said, "You don't get the air pump because I'm using it on my tricycle, and I never got to ride my tricycle ever again." Okay, so it's really hard for me to be in this restaurant, okay? I'm sorry. But I think you'll want to take it over. Pump his day class A. I think that Yolanda should be the boss, just so she can go back to the kitchen and say, "Oh, there's no excuse to not know the English, okay?" You know, you tell me the Tuperme, so 1,000, 1,000, or whatever you're saying, you know? In America, we say, "Suck my dick," okay? This is how we say. Come on. What is this flower? Is this like, flowers and houses? Like, why do you put flowers and everything? Especially like, lettuce, you know? Lemons and lefties. What is this? What is this hamburger? I don't know. What is this word? Shut up, you know? Just walks up to every table. What is this you eat? What is this? Why you eat? What is this food and schmood and stein? I don't guess. Yolanda would be like my old boss, Kelly. She would work the host to stand on the restaurant, and she'd go, "Hi, how are you? Welcome!" They'd be like, "Hi, good. How are you?" And she got tired. "Oh, I'm so tired." And then she would start complaining to them, and they would have to stand there at the host to stand and listen to her, like, litany of crap. And then she would come to the tables and be like, "How you doing?" "Good. How's it going?" "Oh, tired." "How are you doing?" "I'm doing terrible. Thank you for asking. You know, one day at a time, #everydayisandoodlamday." You know, I remember reading an Esquire magazine that you should never, ever, ever, ever respond to the question, "How are you doing with tired, ever?" And I think that's a good rule to live by. I think they could tell that waitress, and Yolanda that. You just say good. I'm good. You know what you should never, ever respond with? How are you? Never do that, because people are asking you how you are to trick you into asking them how they are. Don't fall for it. Just say, "Good. What a lovely day, right?" That's it. No, that's rude. You are supposed to say, "And how are you?" One of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm in a conversation with someone, and I'm asking them all the questions. They don't ask me a single question. So if they, like, at least say, "How are you?" Well, that's usually me. You know, I just make them talk. What do I have to say? Nothing. I mean, on this idea, because I have things to talk about, but in real life, like, what am I going to say? We're crocs and socks to the whole foods again today. Like, the end. That's my whole life. You need to hang out with Bonnie Rait some more. Give them some more to talk about. Oh, Bonnie Rait. Lauren Grabowski, as says, "I've been listening to older episodes because I love you guys." Aw. And we found out recently Ben was not invited to spring break in college because his frat brothers were root sons of bitches. Oh, my God. Way to re-traumatize. Come back, Ben. You bring it back. A previous episode of Watch For Crapids informed us listeners that Matt Whitfield was a frat brother of Ben back in the day. So, inquiring minds want to know, was Matt one of the excluding frat brothers during the spring breakdown of 2001? But he was not because Matt and I are frat brothers on a national level. He went to Syracuse. I went to Dartmouth. And also, he's younger than I am. So, I don't think we actually would -- oh, I guess we maybe would have overlapped by one year, but we both were in Segep, but different chapters. So, he was not one of the one of those root sons of bitches who I'm still friends with and who still even listened to his podcast. So, yeah, but that is a really funny -- it's like a -- well, it was not funny at the time, but it's funny now, a chapter of my life being not invited. It was so real house while I was slash lala. Yeah, I didn't even remember that you were in the same frat as Matt. Yeah. Little Maddie Keynes. We are both in Segep. That must have been a nice frat because I like a lot of the people that I know from your college, and Matt has this big group of gays here. Matt has a really solid group of gays. I follow them all on Instagram. You do? Yes. I just follow Matt. I don't follow Instagram very much. I have like Yolanda, Matt, and a couple improv people, that's it. And you, I think I'll follow you on there. I am going to hang out with Matt on Saturday night, actually, and we were just texting. Well, thanks, guys. Well, I'm sorry. It wasn't -- we were both invited to the same thing. So, yeah. Don't get your -- The secret frat thing. Boxed out, yeah. Secrets. Yeah, hang out. But I was just texting with him and about Beverly Hills. So, I'll share a little bit of what he had to say in a bit. But, Teresa asks, "Describe Karen from Potomac in awkward social circumstances. Like, how would she eat a pomegranate or fender fendered or hers or argued with Mr. Rodgers?" Teresa always has some really, really cool things. Teresa was the one who gave us and then Ramona walks in. Hey, yeah. Until it's a listen for listen -- for Erica saying listen, which I forgot to do. And we'll be doing that the entire run of this series, I'm sure. Yeah, a little film. And then Ramona walked in. Yeah. Okay. Imagine -- so, imagine Karen Huber -- Huber, Huber? I forget her name. Why do we feel like we've talked about Karen Huber eating pomegranates before? Because it seems -- I think we have. Well, because you could imagine her having a lot of processes and rules for how one opens up a pomegranate. One does not just slice open a pomegranate. Now, hugers do not do that. A huger inserts a knife into the base and makes a circular cut and then reaches in and then stuffs one's face for the pomegranate seeds. One does not pick the pomegranate seeds out of their teeth. This is not how we do it in the huger family. Aunt Dot taught me microwave a pomegranate for two and a half minutes. Let's test Aunt Dot and see how she likes this pomegranate. This pomegranate sucks. Karen, you're pathetic. I love her. Love that woman. You know, it's not how everyone opens up a pomegranate, but it is my preference. It's how we do pomegranates in Potomac. Luckily, I had women here to take me under their wing and show me how to open up pomegranates. And I hope to do the same for Ashley someday if she could ever figure out how to say pomegranate properly. Okay, listen here, pomegranate. I tried to open your base with a knife very nicely. I tried cracking you on the table and you wouldn't open. And then when you did, what did you do? There were seeds everywhere. I'm done with you. I am done with that, is it? No more. Bye-bye. Pet-a-pant of pomegranate. This was supposed to be a pomegranate meal, okay? And next thing I know about bananas here, all right? And you never said anything about a banana, and I feel uncomfortable with a banana. I'm sorry. I'm going home. I'm going home. I don't feel comfortable with a banana. And what did you say when I said I don't like a banana in the center of the table at my birthday? How could you not put the pomegranate in the middle? I mean, this is the basic rules of etiquette. Oh, Karen, please change. Please. Okay, we have one last question. And then we're done with all the questions of the week, except for Betsy's, which is lost. Oliver is very funny. He says, no question. Just two observations this week. Oh, this will be even easier. One, Ben's Rinna impression always reminds me of an old telegram, except you replace the word stop with baby. For example, consider the following proposed Rinna defense to Yolanda for the reunion. Ben, read this in Rinna voice. Okay. Okay. Yolanda, you've been sick, baby. You've been confused, baby. You've been so confused that you've had trouble writing your lines for each baby. As a result, you've confused my apology for discussing Munchausen for an accusation, baby. But I forgive you because you've been sick, baby. AKA the I'm Not Crazy You Are Defense. It's true. It is like a telegram. The Rinna Gram. And then Oliver's other observation is Yolanda drinks a lot of caffeinated coffee for someone with so many health concerns. Well, hey, look, you got to replace eating with something. Okay. Yeah. I mean, everything's bad for you. Food is worse. Let the woman have her coffee. Every good model knows that when the going gets tough, coffee and cigarettes, no matter what. Right. Yep. Every time. How do you think Gigi was raised? Those babies were raised with nicotine. That's what they always tired. Nicotine in the breast milk. Anyway, that was a nice long. What you want to talk about first being, I mean, we have to talk about Beverly Hills, right? It was insane. I mean, it was, I would love to discuss Beverly Hills. This is one of my favorite episodes of I'll talk classic Ronnie. Ronnie, I have to stop you. I just, I have something I have to get off my chest. I know we said we weren't going to like talk about it. We're going to put this put to bed, but I guess I'm just not resolved about this, but. Oh, I feel like you were very manipulative on this podcast. And I did not appreciate how you walked up to me, Ronnie. And said, why am I not dragging Kyle Richards into this podcast? And then you lied about it. Do you remember when I called you a web designer and you were like me? A web designer? Hardly. And then you started explaining how you created a fantastic looking website using weebly. Oh my God, you know, even though you told me at that party, I still can't believe how easy weebly makes. Wait, Ronnie, I'm sorry. I have to get something off my chest again. Oh, yeah. Weebly was created for people with the courage to start their own business, baby. And dream to be their own boss, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know, I don't know if you've seen Sex in the City, baby. But in Sex in the City, they didn't need a web designer. Or know how to code to create beautiful website, blog, or online store, baby. Sweet. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't listen to this bullshit anymore. Okay, I can't. Okay, when we were in the Hamptons, I specifically told you that we were all very impressed with the wide variety of professionally designed, mobile-friendly themes to choose from. And you didn't say anything to it. You didn't even apologize. Oh, darling. It was simply drag and drop, that's all I was saying. I didn't say you had an affair. Just simply drag and drop your affair to quickly build and publish your website. It's too easy. It's all I'm saying to me. Hold on. I have something to get off my chest. I just, you know, I just feel that you can truly customize an update and change your site any time you want, baby. On any device, baby. Even Harry Hammon can do it, baby. "Join me over 30 million people who are already dreaming back when we blink." "Who inserted the day for free at weembleed.com/watch. That's W-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M. P-L-Y.com/watch. Weembleed.com/watch." "Why is that? Watch what you're doing. How does that make you feel going to label it?" "That was such a seamless move from the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and into pimp-pump rules from the pimp-pump sensor to like it was a seamless move. No one even knew that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had ended in a new show." "I'm like, yes we did know because we can see it was like 10-0-6 p.m. and obviously the new show had begun." "We knew because we have never seen a Bravo cast member walk to the back and stand in front of a kitchen to do a monologue. Okay, we knew." "Well, that was a great weebly added. It kind of like, uh, recapped the entire Beverly Hills episode. But wow, so this episode, this is the episode where Lisa Vanderpump, ooh, she's held to the fire. Oh man. "Did she deserve it or did she not? I don't know. It's up for debate. But we can at least begin in the beginning, right, with Lisa and Kyle going to swim sea lions." "This entire episode was basically Vanderpump porn. It was like every kind of animal she got to cuddle up with, make out with, give the number, put it on Tinder, get a sample to send a can." "Oh, I'm like, geez lady. I feel bad for again because by the time she gets petted you by, it's going to be full on zoo on that property. Actually, okay, I'm going to send a can." "All I was trying to say about your affair was, can you help me get a camel onto the plane?" "That's all I was trying to say, darling." "That's all I wanted to know. I just wanted to know if you had enough strength after your infidelities to carry a camel. And I don't mean a cigarette. I mean an actual camel." "Now, are we eating one of the camels that we rode in on or did I lean steel it? Keep it for herself and lie about it for three years." "What? I thought who's all out there?" "What, that thing? Who's out there?" "You are trying to manipulate me into petting a camel and I'm not going to do it, baby. It's not going to be your scapegoat. You must have a goat on the property." "A goat. And it ended up being lamb. Hummus, Baba Ganesh, lamb goat. Who knows? Who knows the difference? Who needs the difference in Beverly Hills, darling?" "Rina was just a little repeaty, repeaty box. All she said was, as you mentioned yesterday, he was texting me like, "Gee, do you think Rina has to get something off of her chest?" "It was like every scene. When that first scene when they went to the spa, I'm surprised you didn't tell the spa. I have something I have to get off my chest. I just feel so guilty about being talking about Yolanda. I've been manipulated and the one's like, "Do you want to scrub down or do you want to fish?" "Would you like me to avoid your ass cheeks or get right in there?" "I know. I have to get something off my chest. I do want it in the ass cheeks, yes." "I have to get something off my chest." "I had microdermabrasion in my ass cheeks today. It was amazing, baby." "And I own it. I own it. The spa, I literally own the spa, I tend it. I bought her." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I own my bleached scornhole." Lisa Rina said sex in the city 20 times. I need to get something off my chest 36 times. And scapegoat, I think like 49 times. She just kept saying scapegoat over and over again. "Scate coat, baby. Skate coat. Skate coat. Skate coat. Skate coat. Skate coat." "I will not go down. I will not go down. Listen, Lisa. Now, you know, I'm a big Lisa Rina fan, but like, what are you going down for? Yolanda's mad at you. That's it. You're not going down for anything. Everyone likes you." Rina and Eileen were both fucking ridiculous. They are whipping themselves into it. They really are. I'm sick of taking the bullet. What bullet have you taken, bitch? Name one. Yeah. All that's happened is you haven't got an apology, which is admittedly frustrating. And Lisa, you've been manipulated, but you're not like everyone. No one's like, "Oh, that fucking bitch, Lisa Rina." I think the only thing that's making us think less of Rina is how she's being so cock-doodle-do-about-this, just like relax. Calm down. You know, you need to get some Kim D in your life to walk up to you and be like, "Come down. Come down." Kim D. Remember? She said, "Oh, no. It's something that's Kim G. I'm sorry." Is it Kim D? Kim D talks like this. She'd be like, "Ah, calm down. If you're gonna fight, do it in a fashion show." Yeah. I'm sorry, it was Kim G. But she does need some Kim D, too. Like, I would like to see some hair bangs on Rina. She almost says... Oh, Kim G. I don't understand why you're so mad at me. Why is everyone so mad at me all the time? I didn't do nothing. It's like you just ruined everybody's life. I can't come to your Christmas party. No one has ever thrown a napkin down and discussed the way Kim G did. She made a point. I'm actually liking Lisa Rina more because she's just so Looney-Tooned. Oh, yeah. Like, this episode really, really displayed her Looney-Tooned did-ness. I mean, just the repeating things. And then when her biggest line of the season has been, "If you take me down, I will take you down and flames with me, baby." And to find out that that was just her repeating someone else's line. And then later, she just repeated it as her own line like it was hers now. Like, you crazy bitch. You listening to yourself? I know. She's hilarious. So I asked, I actually asked good old Matt Woodfield whose side he was on because of course I had to know. He is, he's on Rina's side. He loves Rina and Eileen's relationship. And he is, he's pro Rina anti-Vender Pump these days. So that's the, that's, that's, that's Matt Woodfield's perspective on it. Wait, he's after who, he's pro Rina and after who? Vender Pump. Oh, how funny. We need to get him on. Can you see him tell him to get on? I keep asking him and he's like, okay, I'll get back to you. And then he never gets back to me. Okay. Cause I wasn't in your fucking frat. Tell him, on me back. I want him on here. All right. We'll see if maybe we can get him on next week. I'll ask him. Um, but anyway, why don't we start at the top of the show. So the women like split up to do three different things. Kyle and Lisa went to go play with sea lions, Eileen and Erica went to look at fish and, um, and then Lisa Rina and Katherine went to go to the spot and Eileen was, was rather upset because the fish she was looking at were the same fish that she could see from her bedroom. She's rather rather unimpressed by it. And then quite frankly, she deserved an apology. That swordfish. I will not look at that swordfish until he comes to me and apologizes this properly. It's like, I'm sorry. Nope, that's not it. That's not what I wanted. I want word it differently. Sorry. Nope. That's wrong. I'm taking a bullet for you, swordfish. The swordfish is like, so tell us about the first time you saw the diver in the tank. And she's like, I don't like what you're insinuating. That made me uncomfortable. I'd like an apology, please. I'm sorry if that I mentioned a diver. That's not an apology. I'm surprised. She's not asking for an apology from the diver because she said the diver. I was getting ready and the diver was there in my room because he was on the other side of the glass and she took a selfie and you got it. And he is looking right at her. He's like waving. Yeah, I got to feel bad for him because God bless him. What did he see? Even the diver in Dubai is like, what the fuck is she wearing? Like you can see the horror behind his goggles. He's like, Oh my God, this is my favorite scene of Little Mermaid when Ursula shows up. You know, Eileen, they're not going to give you a new scene or a shoot in front of when you're still talking about the same shit you've talked about every scene you've ever been on this entire season. Shut up. I mean, well, Erica Jane famed accuser of web spinning. It's like, so like Lisa Reynolds, she was really enraged and rage is a big word. It's a big wow. That's a big word. I mean, I don't give a fuck. That's a big word. Oh, I'm sorry. And rage is not a big word. I'm sorry. He really not. I have people say syllables. Yeah. And I hear when people say that's a big word. That's a big word. Shut up. Get a dictionary. You're a lawyer's wife. That's a big word. Hey, I love Erica's. I don't give a fuck for everything she does now. Like she does. I don't even know why she's still lying here, because most of the time she's like, Oh, fish. They go see this aquarium. They walk in French. Wow. Look at the fish. Whoa, look at the green one. Oh, wow. No emotion. Yeah. Like, well, I'll go fuck. There's fish in the bag. Right. Guess what? They're fishing Los Angeles too. Sometimes I eat them. I don't give a fuck. Oh, their conversation was completely surprising to me. Oh, it does be. Well, what about Vanderpump? It's like, Oh, fast forward, even the fish are bored. Some actions like move on. Under the sea. Oh, shut these bitches up. He's like, everything used to be better where it was wetter. But now these bitches came along. We're going to land. News flash. Every mermaid has crawled out of the sea and now has legs. Thank you for killing the mermaid species housewives. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Look at the green light. Look at these things. Aren't they great? Oh, I don't give a fuck. I don't need to be part of that world. One thing I wrote down was this conversation happens in the front of in front of a wall of P brains wandering around aimlessly, opening and closing their big puffy lips hoping they'll find something to chew on. Unfortunately, the irony is lost on these two. That is a good line. Oh, those two. My God. So then we go back to, you know, whatever anybody, whatever side you come down on, I know people are like, you're always well, Vanderpump, thank you. And you know, you're right. I'll, I'll cop to that. Yeah, but whatever side you're on, at least the others who were having fun, what did they talk about? Not you. They just had fun making out with sea things. And you know, Kyle acted scared and got a kissing picture with a sea lion. Like, yeah, that's all they did. They just had fun. Lisa tried to get Kyle into a wetsuit, which probably I mean, we just saw every day of Maurizio's life. I like when they showed the clothes with the sea lion going around in circles. I was like, Oh, Kim. Yeah. He's doing the Kim had very speak of Kim on the same day that you were too tired to come to my party. And running Catherine the same way. Poor Catherine. At this point, look, I had my moments of hating Catherine, but as happens with everybody that I hate on these shows, I get used to them and then I start liking them. Me too. I'm totally, I'm totally. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, that's all I had to say. It's the same thing. I mean, I just like her now. That's it. Yeah, I have, I have found that the past like two or three episodes have grown to like her. She sort of is just like, she's sort of like there. And she just seems like she's along for the ride and observing everything. And as we'll get to later, and this has nothing to do with my revelation that I texted Ronnie about that. I realized that Catherine and I are the same person, but that's not why I like her. But because both have the same everything she says on the show is stuff that I've been saying. And she likes food. And she likes hot black football players. So you're basically the same person. And I was like, at first, a little bit horrified by that. But the truth is I actually, I do like her though. She's just, yeah, you were watching a little before me and I didn't get what you were saying because I was like, you are nothing like that woman trust. And then she said, I think 20 lines that you said on the show, but verbatim. I also like her for little things. I mean, I look at the little things on these shows. Like when she's walking up to the hot tub or whatever to be in the hot tub with Rina, and she's like, Oh, this is loverly. Well, that's a my for a lady reference, you know, and I just feel like she's the Eliza D little that never made it to the end of act when she was a stupid and classless. And you know, that's a much shorter, much more entertaining musical and I'm down. Yeah, I don't know. There's something sort of goofy about her now that I'd like, see, I feel like I've come to see her value as just this goofy person who's just so excited to be in the mix and will say anything and do anything just to just to be along for the ride, you know? Yeah. And also she stopped talking phone only about her stupid money that she's never made that makes me that's the thing I hate the most when she's like, Oh, it's my personal jeweler and my shut up. But this stuff, I mean, I'm liking her now. Also, maybe just because she's quiet. Yeah. At this point, she's not really been saying anything. I think that's the only way to win sometimes on these shows. Yeah. Well, I mean, she's also the only one I will get to it in a bit, but she's the only one who really is like seems to see what's really happening. Like, and we'll get to that, but she seems to have a pretty good perspective because basically it's the perspective that we both have. So we agree with her. So now we like her. Some people call that hypocritical and some people just call it fluid brains that are able to change their minds. Okay. Yeah. I stand by it. Yeah. So, so Kyle and Kyle and Lisa are playing with the sea lion. Eileen and Erica are by the fish and Eileen is again being totally manipulative and trying and like brewing things up between Rina and Erica. You know, it's just, I mean, it's so stupid. It's like, yeah, another thing. Eileen is not involved in. And in this one, neither is Erica. I mean, it's just stupid. We're going to have a whole fight about the word enraged. Are you fucking kidding me, lady? Yeah. Like, why would Rina be so mad about that? Why would Rina be because Eileen at that moment was sort of mad because she's at that moment, she was mad at Rina because Rina had not joined her team yet. So she was starting to turn Erica against Rina. But you know, obviously that changes. Lisa with that sea lion going, oh, so romantic. And then Kyle's moment with the sea lion where it talked and it came out of the water and it was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's like, I love a sea lion. They've got instincts like a dog bite her. Yeah. But, but I did just hear that that sea lion is the new bartender at surf. So that's pretty exciting. I can't wait to meet him. So sea lion, you got the new rack this season and you're a horrible human being. How do you feel about that? But Lisa, how could you hire a sea lion to be a bartender? Well, the tears are always full. It's a great bar. It's so hard to find good health. Doesn't sit in. So he takes your keys. Sometimes he's doing it to be funny, throw an orange hill catch it in his mouth, darling. Darling, just give him just tip him in fish. That's all. He's really great. He has these wonderful in-depth conversations with Jax. It's so great for them to have buddies. The difference between Vanderpump and these two shows and that they air right after each other is crazy. Well, I mean, two days of the day, next day or whatever. Seeing the difference between Lisa is so funny because she's really, at this point, she's like almost two different people on these shows because she's just afraid to even talk at the time on the housewives show. Yeah. The other one, she's like, darling, it's because you're an awful person. It doesn't mean I don't love you. You're terrible, darling. If you committed suicide, there would be no statues for you, but that's why I love you. Do you understand, darling? I could bring that to this, but man, those people's heads would pop off. I mean, they're still talking about enraged. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. So now we get a scene with Eileen and Rinna. These rooms, by the way, now that it's the second week and I'm used to the rooms, they just look like really shitty Radisson lobbies. Yeah, they do. They do. And this is when Eileen is mad at Rinna, right for not being brave. How dare she? When she's, you know, she wasn't winning and then Rinna's trying to semi-stick up for herself and say, yeah, but why are you telling me that I have to repeat a private conversation in front of everybody, baby? Like, it's just denting. And she's like, here's what I'm worried about. You're not brave. Oh, and then Rinna's such a sucker. She's like, okay, I'll do it. Rinna, who does not want to be manipulated was just completely manipulated by Eileen to go against Lisa Vanderpump. Eileen really came out of the closet in so many ways in this show because it's not like she's been secretly trying to manipulate. She's been doing it blatantly. So that's no new thing. But some of the stuff she'd let come out of her mouth this week, when she's yelling at Rinna, Rinna's, I love their phony LA actor relationship where they're like, I love you. I love you. But here's why I hate your guts, you know, and then they talk. Yeah. But Eileen actually says, I have been working. I have been trying to pound Lisa Vanderpump into the ground this entire season. And then you just all sit back and let me take the bullet. And I'm sick of it. You feel like a scapegoat. I'm a scapegoat. Yeah. You've been pounding her down all season. Exactly. And no one supported you. Exactly. You just proved everything everybody's been saying about you. And you don't even realize like you're too dumb to even see what you just said. Yeah, well, because she doesn't want to seem like a bitch. And the subjects there is that she in the court of public opinion. It's not amongst these women. She doesn't want to be seen on the show as a bitch. And yet she feels like she's being a bitch because she's trying to get this apology that she's never going to get. And the more she tries, the bit your she looks, which is true. And I mean, we've never, we've never, never said it wasn't frustrating that she didn't get the apology. And we've always said that these Vanderpump didn't really apologize properly. But we also said that Eileen never really addressed what her issues were. Really not until this episode. This is the first episode where she finally really said, this is what bothered me about it. You know, yep. Oh, I can't wait till we get to that part. Yeah. So let's see, Eileen, let me have non issues to work up Rina with, which is so true. She's like the coach in Rocky, just trying to convince a rubber face idiot to throw punches so she can make a few bucks. Yeah. And it's so sad. Rina poor Rina. She's like, Okay, I'll do it, baby. She's like waiting to get this this hat on the head for it every time she does it. She's like, no, you did it wrong. Oh, okay. What do I say again? She's all turned around. I mean, she is getting manipulated by everyone. And she's just, she's just like a, like, like something with like a hose that's like going off that it's like spewing like water all over the room. I can't, you know, we know what you know what those I can't think of what machine it is, but there's some machine out there where the hose comes loose and it spins around everywhere. Right. Like that, like a faucet. That makes me think I was exhaling coffee, coffee, babe. That reminds me of those little things in the yard that we used to have in the yard at me malls. Okay, there's me a mall three times. I'm calling her kind of. She's okay. Those those hose things in the yard and they would swing all around like octopus hoses. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it was like running in the sprinkler, but they were like multiple little hose things. Yeah, it's like, I just, I feel like I've, the thing I'm trying to imagine, I don't actually know what it is. I'm just imagining something where there's normally a, like some sort of tubing that's locked into something and it comes loose and with the machine, the tubing goes flying everywhere and Lisa Rena juice goes everywhere. So basically one of Kyle's outfits. Someone helped me with this metaphor because I am, I'm dying your baby. I am dying your baby. You manipulated me in the dying. My house metaphor, baby. Listen, baby. My metaphor is not coming together and I own it, baby. And I want Lisa Vanderpump to own it too, baby. Rena says, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were done. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're a starment. I'm blaming Skype. I'm owning that it's Skype's fault, baby. Baby, I can't believe you didn't drag Kyle Richards into a baby. Rena says things. I don't even think she remembers. And she says them like five seconds ago, but she goes, I like Lisa Vanderpump. And so I've really made an effort this entire season, baby, to not jump in with everybody else to call her manipulative. Yes, you have. You've been ring leading this whole shit for like what two months now? Yeah, I'm on lady. Yeah, you know, the funny thing is some of our listeners complained that Lisa Rena never has a storyline. She just like latches on to someone else's storyline to make it her own. But the truth is it's two seasons now where Lisa Rena has driven like the main craziness of the story, right? Like she's the one she may not have anything going on in her life, but she damn well keeps the story going for the show because I mean that this whole thing is because of Lisa Rena, you know, at like Yolanda Lisa last season, it was Lisa driving the charge back to him Richards, you know, whether, whether you believe that she was right in doing so or wrong or yada, yada, yada, Lisa Rena has been in the center of the show. And I think that not even doing it on purpose, she's really stayed with the theme of the show, which is about fighting over the stupid shit anybody's ever heard of. I mean, this fight is so small and stupid and they're making it this huge thing. And that's so good. You know, I don't think she did that on purpose. No, I don't think so. It's actually like hard to track the fight because the fight has gone. It's so strange and it's like today, the LGBTQ plus community is at a crossroads with our loved ones and hard one rights increasingly under attack. For decades, the human rights campaign has been at the forefront of the fight for equality in the face of discrimination and harassment. With the support of people like you, HRC fights for a world where lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer people can live openly and thrive free from fear. If you're ready to support the fight for equality, to donate today, visit HRC.org/give. That's HRC.org/G-I-V-E. 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For hers.com/crapins, hers weight loss is not available everywhere. Companded products are not FDA-approved or verified for safety, effectiveness or quality. Prescription required restrictions apply. You know, it's like not even like a snowballing, but it's like a snowball that turned into three snowballs, and then the three snowballs ran into each other and became a larger snowball, and then became too much snowballs. I can't follow the snowballs, baby. But they're not even snowballs. It's like one ball started running down a snow hill, and then it got like a tin can connected to it, and then like a toy car. Nothing makes sense, but it's still coming at you full force, and you know you should be scared, but you don't know why. I have a game called a video game called Katamara Damasi, and it's about this little guy who has a little ball, and he rolls the ball around, and anything it rolls over, it collects, so it's like little nails or paper clips, and then the more it collects, the bigger it gets, and the bigger the bigger this ball of junk becomes, the stronger it becomes, and then it starts picking up street signs and houses and then mountains. It just gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and that's what this is. It's like a snowball made of junk. Yeah, she's a spiritual snowball made of junk. Yeah, she's a spiritual. What do you call that? Portia Jorasi? What is the name of the game? Oh, Katamara. Katamara Damasi, which by the way has, it's a crazy Japanese game, and it has such an amazing theme song that I downloaded it, and I do listen to it every now and then. Let's just redub over that shit for a new watch. Oh, Rina. We should just start playing that in our heads whenever Rina comes on the screen. Just sucking up everything. Wait, let me find it. Let me find it. This will be the new, the new Lisa, Lisa Rina theme song. It's very Lisa Rina. Baby, how many? How many baby? It has to be controlled. I'm not going to get to take a baby. It's just like the book of... I want it baby. I want it baby. I want it baby. Hey, that's the house. We're going to roll this up into a big ball of John's got Lisa fender bump in the middle of it. Okay, I'll stop it because it's just going on and on. I'm sorry everyone. So good. That's really good. I like it. It's really good. We didn't even get to the chorus, but the chorus, it's like... Baby. The song just stops. He goes, "Baby." I love saying baby in rhythm. It's very spring. It's somehow very spring. Okay, so next the ladies gather in the van to go to wherever they're going to, and they're all kind of wearing their new things. Erica's wearing some, you know, big old raccoon makeup. Erica's gays really did her up today. I mean, they're at least earning their money. Yeah, 10 inches of makeup on. You know, I mean, I'm so glad she got that nice braid. It really was worth probably the $50,000 she spent flying them to do ballet. It was totally worth the three dead gay guys that didn't come back with me. Yeah, that's my fault. I don't go to fuck. I spent $50,000, some of them said goodbye, and they got thrown in jail, and I killed. I don't give a fuck. I got a nice braid. Get me another gay color in this brows, call a bikey. I don't give a fuck. Which they immediately put a headdress over. So... This was really cruel what they did to Kyle. They're being mean to Kyle, which of course I love, because I want to be mean to Kyle at all times as well, because Kyle is the worst. But they're mean, because I feel like production. Oh, God, that's so Kyle too. That's mean. I feel like production does mean things to her. Like they make her sit right behind Erica on the bus, the one who's always telling us that she eats so much. But I mean, she really doesn't. She's like, "I eat. I don't have a fuck." And then her braid looks like a big ol' holla bread on the back of her head, and poor Kyle has to spare it this. Kyle, holla, holla back braid. Holla. So she is talking... What are they talking? Okay, while we're talking about crazy passions, Lisa Vanderpump, don't go to Dubai and then dress for Easter. That is a Christian holiday. Are you nuts, lady? She's wearing some pink Easter dress, and then one of her gigantic white bonnets, and she's telling everybody, "Oh, we saw sea lions today, and it was so romantic." And then she closes her eyes and starts kissing herself on the cheek with her hands, and people look horrified. I mean, just the screenshots of people looking at her like, "Who the fuck is this woman?" Yeah. The imaginary sea lions, the only thing that's ever gotten under that bonnet in like six seasons. Oh my god, probably. So then they drove out to the desert where they met Carlton from season four, which I thought was really cool. She was out there. I'm sorry, that was Gizmo the Falcon. My dad's for wrong, I'm sorry. Oh, Carlton. Completely uncold for. That was anti-religious right there. You bigots. So the best of so they go, they see like a Falcon demonstration in Erika, of course, is like, "Well, the Falcon, wait, I saw a Falcon in LA. I once saw a Falcon in the pigeon. I think I'm a fuck." After him, like, "I have fucked so many Falcons. I almost married one. No, the bird got me." She's like, "You know, Kim, the Kim Beerman and I are very similar people." They're like, "This is the Falcon show." And what they did was throw meat around and made the Falcon fly into it. And I just looked at Kyle's face and I thought, "Kyle is actually dreaming of learning to fly right now." This is what happens when the fat burger truck shows up at their parties. They throw the burger around and Kyle goes, but they attach the burger to a string and they swing it around like a like a bola. And then she goes chasing after it. It's like monkey in the middle. It's like Kyle in the middle tossing the fat burger. So good. I know there could ever be a visual metaphor for this show. It is that Falcon chasing the meat on the string. You totally, like, meat being swung around by some random guy and then, you know, people coming in for the dive. I have to say that Rina driving, because they wrote in that Jeep or whatever, wait, did they already do that? They wrote in the Jeep several times. So, you know, take your check. You buy for their day trip when they're leaving and Lisa Rina goes, "It is crazy, baby. You leave this city like one minute you're in the city and then before you know it, you're in the desert. Bitch, you live in Los Angeles." I'm surprised Erica Jane wasn't like, "I learned the city and I learned the desert. Like, I don't go to fuck. I've seen different lands before. Like, I'm at the Vegas. I've seen cities and deserts. I don't go to fuck." I lean the only one who gets it. She's like, "Oh, my God. There's the Indian casino. Don't stop." So then after the Falcon demonstration, they wind up going to sort of like a little dinner set up. I don't know if it was like Bedouin style or whatever, but so they're served these little drinks, these little delicious looking drinks. And my favorite is before they found out what it is, they were all having this sudden game of who likes it the most because it's like, "Oh, I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh, no. I like it." It's like, "Oh, please." It's kind of hot chocolatey. I don't give a fuck. I don't have to stop. I can drink anything. I could even drink cold chocolate. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't get this hot or cold. How about like lukewarm chocolate? I don't care. Who's luke? I don't care. I don't give a fuck who luke is. Well, they couldn't have liquor. I don't know who would schedule a house-wise dinner on a night that you can't have liquor by law, but there's like two nights in a row and they all start going nuts. They're like, "What? How are we going to do this?" And I think it goes, "I would take anything right now to get through this dinner." I mean, I would even drink a glass of rosé. Good wine preference, Bern. Eileen. You even have rosé. Well, they were actually drinking camel milk. And it was kind of funny because as soon as they found out it was camel milk, they were like, "Oh, I'm like, you all like it. You keep drinking it. I would drink it. I don't go to a fuck." I was just thinking, "Cambles milk tastes like hot chocolate. Get me a camel." Yeah, exactly. Well, when I went to the OC Fair, they had camels there because, of course, they're camels in Orange County. And apparently, there's a camel farm like in Dustin or something. And they'd make camel milk and camel cheese and everything. Apparently, it's supposed to be actually really healthy and good for you and good for the environment. I don't know. It's like good people. I guarantee in five years, camel's milk will be the next trendy thing. And these women will be ruining the day that they turn their nose up at hot camel chocolate. I just think it's hard to kill or drink from an animal with such nice eyelashes. I mean, they're gluing that shit on. It's like killing your goal eyelashes. They can't do it. Look, even Brooke Shields has breastfed before. People drink their milk from nice lashes. So next up, Kyle's spirit animal. Did I miss what I missed? No, no. Is this about the camel meat? Oh, no, I was just going to go. No, Kyle's spirit animal. The camel is good. No, Kyle's spirit animal. The dancer lady who came out looking like Kyle in a moo moo, and then did that hair swing around her long ass hair around. I know. I love it. I love how they intercut that way. They are a James performance in San Diego. And they like they they intercut the bit like the the dancer with Erica James performance. It was so good, which would get them all murdered in this town. But I didn't really get that intercutting. But I loved watching them dancing. I was cracking up. I made a good gift with it. I know. And then this is when for when dinner was served. They're like, Oh, I just don't want camel meat. And they're like, and then Catherine's like, I'll try it. And for some reason, the way she's just like, yeah, because she truly was. I don't give a fuck as opposed to Erica saying, I don't give a fuck. And I sort of was like, yeah, you go have that camel meat. Catherine? Yeah, that's another thing that made me like her because I hate when Americans on these shows go go anywhere. And like, well, smells camel milk. Like just eat it. You're in Dubai. They just stoned a woman this morning for saying the F word like you can get through a camel milk. Yeah, although, you know, the entire time I kept on thinking, I don't know if you did this, but I was imagining if the real housewives of Orange County were there instead. Because you remember how they, you know, anytime they eat anything that's like not from, you know, the macaroni grill, they act like they're like, what's this? It's a shrimp as a tail on it. And they like play within the dang that in front of each other's faces. I was just imagining them at this meal being like, I miss like, I don't get a bunch of chickpeas like their chicks in here. The baby chicks like what? That's so good. Even the Orange County ladies, like, they don't even have to leave town to be like that. At least most people have to go out of the country or something. Those bitches are ignorant with stuff from like, you know, the great place down the street. Yeah, you know that, like, Vicki would have been doing her fake like, mama thinks you'd be doing, and now we're laughing. I think secretly we want it. Well, I'm just glad that this woman didn't go total Kyle and do the splits because she'd be walking around with the church full of sand. She probably had a sister who did that who's no longer with us. They're like, we heard this. This is like, it's like the 911 tapes in Dubai. We have a report of a split up on 323 Main Street. I love that it's 323 Main Street in Dubai. Someone's doing a split. That's like Dubai cops. We got to report someone's doing splits. Was it the guy? Roll number 72 broken. Kill the bitch. Was it was the guy doing splits? No. Was it a girl? Yeah. Okay, sorry. You're gonna get stoned now. I'm science don't hitch. So let's see, I'm looking through camera. I'm looking through the camel stuff. I have to get something off my chest, baby. Yeah, this is, oh, yeah. So Lisa Rinna, she well, no, actually, I'm sorry, but this is, I can't, she got a few things off her chest. This is the first one she talked to Erica, right? Yeah, this is during Humpy. Lisa Vanderpump's like, I won't eat Humpy darling. Oh, there's a camera missing. When did that camera go that way? I don't eat it darling. No, Lisa Rinna's exact words, because I wrote it down. She goes, I'm going to ask a question. And I wrote down, uh oh, because that's like, you know, the worst phrase I think that humans can hear is Lisa Rinna saying, I'm going to ask a question. You're like, oh shit, this is going to go bad. It's good bad places. Oh, Rinna, so she's going to ask her question. Wait, look, okay, I just put she announces getting something off her chest. She keeps saying that when she's talking about Yolanda, who just literally got things taken off of the chest. Like she doesn't even listen to what she's saying. It's so offensive, but also hilarious to me. Yeah. So Erica, this whole thing, Erica tries to mask her boredom now with intelligence. Yeah, Erica's trying to be like, like a big word. She's like, she's like, how's that make you feel, Clarice? With bro, cool, we broke well, we're not. You tell me something and then I won't tell you anything because I don't trust you. I don't give a fuck. Well, so I'm trying to remember, what did Lisa Rinna us? How did she start? Because I have thoughts about Erica's response. This is not cool. When Erica gets her cold eyes, blah, blah, blah. She says it. Rinna already talked about this because they all know. Oh, yeah, because Rinna, because Rinna was saying, she's talking about Yolanda, right? When she says, I'm going to ask a question. Rinna says, I'm going to ask a question. She wants, she starts talking about I'm assuming Yolanda again. I must have skipped it because I went straight to enraged because Erica was like, Oh, I thought you already got this off your chest last night. Oh, well, I'm going to love this. Remember how you said it rage? How did you say that? It's a big word. It's a huge word. That's a huge word. Big word. But like, what happened? But then, you know, Erica asked, like, I think, or maybe Lisa asked Erica, like, do you, oh, how do you feel about us? Do you judge us, right? Yeah, she was asking Erica. And Erica's like, no, I don't judge you guys. Actually, I think that Erica started it because she said, do you even like Yolanda? Oh, yeah. That's like, Rinna, do you like Yolanda? Rinna goes, that's an interesting question. It's interesting. I love what I love when Rinna, when Rinna, my favorite thing is when Rinna repeats a word to be more contemplative, be like, this is a tasty drink. It's tasty. It is tasty. Oh, you know what? It does taste like hot chocolate. It does. It does. It's interesting. It's interesting. Isn't that interesting? He's just like hot chocolate. How is that interesting? Yeah, it's that's interesting, baby. But yeah, that you're right. So Erica was like, do you like Yolanda? And then she's like, that's interesting. That's interesting. Not owning it. This lady who's telling everybody to own it all the time, like a real estate agent who lives in a rental. I'm like, it's not shit. It's actually objectively not an interesting question. It's just a pretty standard straightforward one. And you should have been like, she should have just been like, yes, I like her, but I think this is happening, whatever. But then Rinna is like, do you like us? Do you judge us? She has to repeat. She's like, okay, I'll just ask your question again. Did you like us? Do you like me? It was like, it was like, Frost Nixon. So it was actually easier to follow. I have to say, Erica was like, I don't judge, I don't have a book, you know, open mind. I like you more now. It was, did she say, I like you more? Yeah, she said, I like you more now. I like you, boy, dad, that I did, but I first met you. She's like, Oh, what? Why wouldn't you like me? What? And then she's like, do you judge, Rinna? And then it was like, yeah, I judge. Yeah, I judge everyone. Yeah, I judge you. And then Erica, my brain, baby. Yeah, baby. It's interesting. But then Erica, all of a sudden is like, I can't believe she judges. I can't believe she judges. Well, you just said you like her more than you did before. And you know what that is? That's a judgment. Just saying that you judge people is not a crime. People here are these like trigger words, and they are immediately like, what the fuck? But you know what? Like, judging is actually a part of life being very much being judgmental is when all you do is judge you base everything. Only on your judgments and and then you hold your judgments against that person, etc. I mean, that's not the exact definition, but it's my philosophical perception of it. And so for for Rinna to say, yeah, I judged you, because everyone makes judgments all the time. The question is, how much you give into those judgments, that's all. Yes. And if you don't judge a book by its cover, you're going to be reading a terrible fucking book. Okay, it's like an entire job to design book covers, so that you can judge them. That's what book covers are for. Okay. The New York Times literally has a story on its cover about book covers about romance book covers today. So that's how important book covers are, Erica Jane. But the thing is that I don't think what Rinna said was bad at all. She was like, yeah, I when I first saw your video, I made judgments. And she basically was saying, I thought you were a huge slut. She didn't say it, but she was basically saying that. And Erica Jane gets all upset. Like, I can't believe you thought I would be a slut. And you just be who you just be. You've got playboy ties. I understood. And she was right. She is right on that point. Yes. This is another example of one of these women trying, they're ready for this fight. And so they're coming into it going when nothing happened. Like, Rinna wasn't saying, I judge you in a bad way. She's copying to talking shit about Erica when they first met because she didn't get her videos because she knows she's going to see that on TV anyway. It's like getting the fight out of the way, but Erica's like getting mad because she's been ready for this confrontation. But there isn't one really. But it's also like, you know what, Lisa was saying, yeah, I kind of judged you at first. I thought like you were like crazy and slutty. And then I realized like, no, that's ridiculous. And I don't feel that way anymore. And Erica was like mad at her for that. And it's like, no, but you know, Erica, like, yes, Lisa was in playboy twice, but Erica, you're making these like crazy videos. But the point is you're trying to be scandalous and slutty. And you should actually be happy that you would judge that way because that's the whole part of your whole point of your ego. And on top of that, like, what happened to you, I don't give a fuck. Like, she doesn't give a fuck. She does give a fuck. She is a huge fuck. And you know, now that I'm seeing her more and more, I'm beginning to, I mean, I've never hated her, but I've really, I'm really beginning to like her too, mostly because I'm just getting used to how her eyes he has is. And like her whole persona is just so defensive. It's like daring you to hate her. Like everything she does, she's trying to get you to hate her or be mean to her because she's more comfortable in a victim role. And it makes it sadder to watch because you see in her marriage, when she's being, you know, yelled at or whatever by her grumpy old man, and I don't want to make too much of that. But obviously there's power there. She calls him the damn boss. And it's almost like she needs that. She needs like to, she feels like such a piece of shit that she needs you to call her a piece of shit, because then that will give her the strength to prove that she's not a piece of shit. It's like, girl, it's like, she's going to come out with one of those Tony Bennett albums, you know, she's going to come out with some cover one day and people are going to be like, wow, she can actually sing. Yeah, I didn't want you to know, because I don't give a fuck on my hand. I'm going to fuck if you think I'm talented. Yeah, I, yeah, it's um, yeah, it's, it's hard to sometimes reconcile her, like, I'm so laid back and chill. I'm Erica Jane vibe with the fact that she sometimes does not seem very chill at all. Or ever, or ever. She's like, this bit has been unpliable. I try like this match, real. Which obviously is totally true. And that's kind of what I like about her. I'm liking that she's not chill. Like that's kind of what I like. Someone who pretends her chill, but they're really like Monica from Friends. Yeah, I'm sure like angle. If she's back next season and I imagine she would be, I'm sure she will like the bitch flower will bloom as you say. And I'm sure she will get the brunt of a lot of things. I'll love when her bitch flower blooms. I just don't like when it's phony. That's always my problem. Like her thing with Vanderpump, you don't even know Vanderpump, you're doing this for Yolanda who's cuckoo and can't even keep her own damn life story straight. Like fight your own battles. Yeah, I agree. I agree. So judging is very important in life. That's what I wrote as well. You see we're on the same page sometimes a lot of the time. Rina has trouble the same, who can blame her? Why would she trust you? Yeah, that's true. And I loved Erica at the end of this because Lisa Rina keeps trying to. It's like two chicks who were always trying to be smart, but neither one of them really is all that smart. So Rina's fast for the same questions over and over. And then she basically calls her out. Erica calls Rina out on being a hypocrite and all this stuff. And then Rina goes, well, here's what I'm saying. I just, I think what I'm saying is I want you to open up more, baby. And Erica goes, well, wow. Yeah, I was like, perfect. I was like, great. That's a that's a great response, Erica. Because that's so phony of Rina to say, I just want you to open up more. You've been calling her a slut. Like you've been suggesting she's a slut. Oh, this and that. You've been nothing but mean girl to her the whole time, which Rina really has. And then she tries and switches it and puts a smile on her face and says, I really just wish you would open up. There is no more open than she could be. She had her ass cheek spread the first scene we saw her in. Okay, she's open. She's like, is open. I think you don't want her to open up. You need to stop being such a judgmental little bitch and actually just accept the bitch for who she is. Yeah, but I think that like Erica is not open at all. I think that Lisa, I think Rina is totally valid in saying, I think you know, I'd like you to be more open. I mean, she said, I thought you were a slutty at first, but now I know you're not. And it's almost like, I wish I, you know, I'd like to know more about you. But Erica does that thing where it's like, by being provocative on stage, wearing these outfits and saying, Conte and all that stuff, that this somehow creates this persona of someone who's like, just open and like open book and down with everything. But it's actually just a, she is like kind of like smoking mirrors. It's almost like, if I do this, people will think I'm open, but I'm not at all because we still really know nothing about her. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't think we will for a long time. Anything we'll know about her is we'll be on accident. It'll be shit that she's that is accidentally taped or whatever. But all that said, I just don't think anybody should open up to Rina. All she does is goes and blabs it on national TV and twists your words. Like she's done it in every episode in the past couple of months. So why would anybody open up more to you? You met? Yeah, she's a little bit of a, she's, she's a, she's a babbler. She is, she's loose lips. She sinks a lot of ships. Pretty much. But those lips always keep her afloat. The unfair. Sinks ships, baby. And keep me in the water. Like Rose. So Rina changes the conversation because it gets awkward. Erica's like, well, that'll help it out. She's like, okay. So back to Yolanda having my chasms. You guys, I have to get this off my chest. Okay. I have feelings you guys. And it's just like, I can't talk about them because Yolanda is sick. When did you ever have trouble talking about your feelings about anything ever? This entire storyline is about your feelings about Yolanda being sick. You dodo bird. Yeah. But I think what she's really trying to say is, you know what, it really annoys me and I question certain things. And it's like, I'm not allowed to even question. Like, why am I not allowed to question? If I see if she does one thing during the day, like, she says she can't do this and all of a sudden she's doing that. She says she can't do this, she can't do that. Like, like, there are inconsistencies in her story. And it honestly, like, I, I am wondering what the hell is going on. And like, I'm not allowed to wonder what the hell is going on. It's like, it's not nice, you know, and that's what she's trying to say. I know, but if she'd actually just said it, but she's never even just said that. She's like, oh, I feel so guilty because someone else talked about Munchau. Yolanda, I drove all the way to Malibu wherever David's bachelor fuck bad in Brentwood, just to tell you that I heard somebody say, and I repeat it, and I feel bad about the word Munchauson. You know, that means you're faking it, right? And I feel so bad about saying it because, you know, you miss a lot of events. And I mean, it's like she's covering up with this phoniness that everybody can see through. She's the only one who's called herself out on it. No one else has even called her out on it. No one said like, why are you saying this? How dare you? She is the only one. It's like she's getting mad at herself. And then she's being mad that everybody's mad at her. I mean, Luka. Yeah, even even your landa was willing to be like, fine, let's just move on. Like, Yolanda's like, I don't like you, but let's just move on for the sake of sanity. And Ren is still like pissed. Yeah, which is pretty much what Erica says. She's like, well, I hope you get a log with Yolanda. Bye. And then they all go smoke a hookah. And Ren is stays there with Vanderpump who, you know, Vanderpump never sees it coming. She never, ever, ever does. And, and Ren is like, I have to get something off my chest. And baby, like, Oh God, here we go. For round 35. Lisa, I just want you to know, I love you. Oh, darling, I know. And you see, that's another reason I like Vanderpump because we're gonna normally it's, I love you. I love you with everybody. But Vanderpump goes, I know, what do you want? What do you need? What do you need? What do you need? I'll stay by the fire and listen to you battle. All right. Because friends do. So she brings up the Do you remember at the time? I was at your house and we were in the living room. Baby, I was reading about much housing because I heard it from somebody once. And so yes, darling, I know you brought it up 30 times. And, uh, Rena says that basically, uh, I was talking about it and you chased me outside. And you asked me, why didn't you mention Kyle and Lisa? Lisa Gus. Nope. Didn't say that. The M. Which you know, she's lying because she was like, no, didn't what? Well, yeah, she was like, what? No, I don't know. She was like, I didn't say that. No, I didn't say that at all. She was, she said, I'm, I'm glad you didn't drag us all into this. Because that's what she was. That's what she'd been saying all season, which was like, uh, we're all gonna get dragged into this. We're all gonna get dragged into this. Well, this fight gets cuckoo bird by the end of what is starting. So I just want to say right now, before I'm too loopy from laughing too much. Here's my question with all this. If Lisa, cause Lisa's story is well, of course, when she left, I crossed the bridge with her as I do with everyone comes to my home. It was like, like, Miss Vanderbum, don't you? Is it true that you always cross the bridge? Of course. Hanky's there and Panky. I gotta say, look at the swans. I mean, chance I get. I remember the gray swans formulating a plan against Tanki in the corner as I crossed the bridge with Rina at 10, 11 p.m. Darling. But her version is I went across the bridge to say goodbye, and I told her darling, speak your truth. You feel free to speak your truth, but don't bring us into it. Okay, so I let's say I believe Rina, because I kind of do, even if she's missed, even if she's taking what Lisa's saying out of, yeah, misconstruing, I totally believe Rina that Lisa would say, even if it's the worst thing, the worst case scenario. And Lisa said, why didn't you mention Kyle? Why would she say that if they hadn't had a previous conversation about mentioning Kyle in the first place? Yeah, you know what I mean? I think it's a yeah, I prefer to say that they would have had to, they would have had to have a conversation where she had said, mentioned Kyle, or Rina said, I'm going to mention Kyle, there had to be some time where they talked about mentioning Kyle for Lisa to say, why didn't you mention Kyle? Otherwise, why would she ask that? And why would she go running across the bridge to ask her that? Like, why would she like, something about it seems bizarre to me, like it doesn't seem natural. I don't, I don't get it, baby. Like, I don't, I like, it just seems like a strange question. Why didn't you bring Kyle into it? When Kyle is right there too? It's like, I don't think Kyle was in the bathroom or something. No, Kyle was like, Oh, I thought Kyle was like in the living, I don't know, like it's something. Well, she was there, but Lisa, when Lisa Rina left Vanderpump went over the bridge while Kyle was in the bathroom, Kyle didn't hear it at that moment. She heard it because Lisa Vanderpump called her and said, darling, Lisa, Rina, what the hell was this much housing thing? And I asked her, don't please don't drag Kyle into this or something like that to where Kyle and then Kyle, that's when Kyle told her, listen, Vanderpump, I know what you're doing. And if I go down in flames, I will bring you down with me because they're talking about these texts, which Lisa explains in her blog, which I'll read a little bit of later, because it's pretty interesting actually. But that was just my main question. If she's saying, hey, why didn't you mention Kyle, she wouldn't have said that unless there was some previous conversation where she expected her to mention Kyle. So I think that's fishy. I don't get it. Yeah, I meaning that you think that there was a conversation or you think that Lisa, meaning that Lisa Rina is not telling the truth either way, because if there was a previous conversation, she's hiding that. And if there wasn't, it doesn't make any sense. Well, she wouldn't hide it at this point. So I think, I think, I honestly think Rina misconstrued something. I really do. And I think that she thinks she's telling the truth. This is what Catherine said later on, which is, I think they both are telling their own truth. And they just they're not remembering correctly. They didn't understand it correctly. Because it does as a strain to me, it's a very odd to run up to to Rina as she's leaving and say, oh, why, you know, why didn't you bring Kyle into it? Like, how is she, how was she supposed to bring Kyle into it? She's saying I was reading about Munchaus in and someone was telling me about it. And I feel so bad. Like, what how was, how was Rina supposed to do that? Like, and especially, especially because during that scene, Vanderpump and Kyle spent that entire scene saying, drop it, drop it, like, don't tell, like, don't, like, don't, don't say anything more about this. They're on camera saying, don't speak about this anymore. So that does not sound like, well, that's someone who wants Kyle dragged into it. I think if Vanderpump wanted Kyle to be dragged into it, she would not have said don't talk about it anymore. She would have said something to sort of spur that along. Yeah. And what was written written as mad? Oh, go, go. I want to know what she would have said. She would have said, Oh, you were just saying the same thing the other day, too, weren't you? She would have said something like that. Yes. Yes. But the, the, when this scene happened, I remember talking about this at the time and saying, of course, Lisa and Kyle have been talking about it. And then Rina thought she would have backup. They kind of pushed her into it. And now she looks like the stupid one and backed off. I've always believed that. So I don't really doubt Rina with that. My thing is, no one made you talk about it on camera. Like you're talking off camera in a text thread, because now all this stuff has come out about, well, it was texting. So Kyle and Lisa and Lisa were texting in a group text and they were sending pictures making fun of Instagram, which makes totally make sense. And who hasn't done that? I mean, even I've done that with my friends, like it's ridiculous that Instagram. So they were laughing about it. And then Rina took it too far. Rina, I'll read at least I need to pull up Lisa's blog to read it. But Rina apparently started getting really serious in that text. And it got uncomfortable to the point where she said, like, well, what's your reaction? And she said, well, I don't want to be manipulative or something. And she said, being sarcastic. And she said, if I'm manipulated, then it means I'm manipulatable. So I just want you to give me your opinion or my friend. And she said, I don't like this one bit. Supposedly, that's in Lisa's blog. So, you know, I think Rina is basically starting shit. She's taking stuff that people were talking about privately in a text. And she's saying, okay, well, I'll be the one to bring this up because this is bullshit when they were just joking. I mean, Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump know Yolanda's a cuckoo bird. They've known her for especially Lisa. She's known her for years. And she ain't gonna fuck with that crazy batch. Right. And which is why she's like, I never, at one point during the show, she's like, I never, like, like, yeah, we were like, we were making jokes. But like, I never said Munchausen. I never said anything like, she knows, like, don't touch that. Like, this is Yolanda's thing. And like, and it's cuckoo. But I don't don't you dare call it Munchausen. Otherwise, yeah, because I still, you know, I'm still going to support her kids and everything like that. Yeah. And Lisa, everyone's saying, Oh, Lisa's trying to be manipulative and secretive. She said to Yolanda's face right to Yolanda's face because Yolanda has tried twice with her now to go at Lisa. So about all this much has and stuff. And Lisa said, darling, the only thing was we had questions this inconsistencies. One minute, you say you can't walk, but then you have us, you know, going around scavenger hunt. And then you say you can't do this. And then we see you doing that on the Instagram darling. It was just, you know, it's inconsistent. She said it to her damn face. And she said she specifically brought up Instagram and all of that other shit. So pretending that Lisa is like pushing out and not telling Yolanda anything is crazy. She's told it right to her face and she's one of the only ones who's done that. And I don't seem to remember Yolanda Foster jumping to Lisa Vanderpump's defense when Lisa fainted on dancing with the stars and Kyle and Kim were like making fun of her, okay, saying that it was a fake faint so that way she could get off the show. So like, or when she was holding Brandy barely back on a leash, she was going after Lisa and trying to accuse Lisa of all this tabloid shit. And then when she when Ken tried talking to her and touched her arm and she said, don't you abuse a woman? Like Ken was abusing her. I mean, get out of it. Lisa has been way nicer than she needs to be with Yolanda. Abs, she's been very, very nice. Do I believe that Lisa and and Kyle were cracking jokes about Yolanda and just the way we have been. Do I think that like that she that she told Renna to drag Kyle into it though? I don't know. I don't it just seems it just seems like a strange move, especially because Kyle is her new ally. You know, like it just doesn't nothing really adds up about that allegation to me. And it's not just me having blind love for Lisa Vanderpump, although that's probably because I love Lisa Vanderpump, but I believe almost everything that they've said about her. And I always have. I mean, I believe that she was joking about bringing those tabloids in the bag, but she was joking and Randy's like, she wanted me to bring them to confront you and know what, Lisa would never whip out magazines out of a bag and tell Kyle, look at your trainee, love and husband, like she would never do that. But I believe she joked about it. I believe that she tries to convict, you know, tell people, well, you should talk about that then if that's how you feel, then say it on camera. I believe that she does shit. I believe that she's manipulative, but I believe that if you can be manipulated by little shit like that, by somebody having manners, then you're so stupid that she's no more manipulative. She's no more manipulative than anyone else on this show. I'm sorry. She just she just the thing is though that people the fans love her. And that makes these women jealous and angry. And and that's why they that's why they get mad. This comment was left by someone named Sam. And I just thought it was very good. It was pointing out Rena's inconsistencies, because Rena, this isn't obviously the first time she said manipulation, even though she's like, Oh, it's the first time I've suggested Lisa's manipulative. But here's here's all of her cuckoo things. Lisa V manipulated her by asking her why she wasn't angry about the bipolar comment. Lisa V manipulated her by making her go shopping with Kim. Lisa V manipulated her to bring up much housing. I mean, how many things are they are there now that you've been manipulated by? I mean, how stupid are you? Yeah, I agree. So then, so when Lisa Vanderpump is like, no, I did not say that. I said, I don't want to be dragged into it. You're gonna drag us all into it. Then then Rena's like, I've been lied to my face. Baby, I've never had someone lie to my face before. Baby. So then the next day, I've been lied to you by my friend, Lisa Vanderpump, lie face. Lisa Vanderpump is lied to my face, baby. I got to get it up my chest, section of city. Okay, scapegoat, scapegoat. So then they get the next day, they go to the Suq, they go shopping. Catherine gets a roach on her dress. That was amazing. And then also, I lean smoking the hookah was amazing. I mean, the little fights keep being brought up by Rena. Like every time they're having fun, I have to get something on my chest. But this episode, there were so many hilarious things happening. Watching them just have fun to do by was killing me. I was laughing my ass off. And Erica with that stupid falcon, she's all jealous that the falcon has a better costume. Yeah. And then the next day, she's like, I hate this pace, but let me like she's all mad at her case as well as the falcon. I know. She's like, where are those gays? Anyway, like labs, I just like full on disappear, whether they do get like stolen in the streets or something. I mean, come on now, I don't give a fuck. I mean, I know it was hard for him to put this place together without a hand, but still, I mean, I'll give a fuck. Use your other hand. Learn to do with your feet. You got a whole Suq full of firsts. Why don't you give me a better one? So yeah, so they all go shopping. I just want to get a I just I just wanted to move for just because we still have to do it. You know, so I just wanted to like move forward a little bit. I'm done. So so then Lisa Rinna and I lean talk at Lisa Rinna is like, I had a revelation. I've been manipulated by Lisa Vanderpump. Now I see and now I lean is happy. She's like, thank you. Thank you. You scapegoat on the asshole. And now they like commiserate on all the terrible things that Lisa Vanderpump has done and decide that now is the time they're like, it has something has to be said tonight, something has to be said has to be said, right? So that takes us to the dinner that ends the episode where which we've kind of talked about. But yeah, but yeah, this is where we're pretty good at all at all. And well, actually, I'm sorry, we skipped the big thing. The biggest thing which we did sort of talk about was that Rinna also talks to Kyle and Catherine about this whole situation and Kyle's like, yeah, well, I mean, you know, Lisa did say after you left Lisa said to me like, Oh, I thought she's gonna bring you into her Kyle. But I also I can see that and Kyle's mind is that's evidence of of Lisa manipulating. But I actually really see it more I can imagine Lisa Vanderpump just saying that is like, I thought we're all gonna get dragged into it, you know? Yeah, because they were. I mean, it was a private text conversation where if Lisa Rinna whips out those texts, they're all gonna look like a bunch of assholes because it's not nice. Like they're pretending like, Oh, poor Yolanda, we don't understand the illness, but we understand that you're ill. But then there's this big text thread showing them mocking her for the past year. So I think, of course, they're fearful because they're like, Oh, no, Rinna's going off the deep end. And what is she going to betray? And this episode, I mean, I give Kyle so much shit. And of course, I'm liking her. And it's not only because she's being nice to Lisa, it's because she's sticking up for somebody. And that's when I liked her with Kim too, even when Kim is wrong, and she stands up for her, it makes me like Kyle better. I mean, I haven't liked Kyle when she was hiding Brandi's crutches. And that was so mean, they were so in the wrong. But of course, I loved it. It was hilarious. So I don't mind that. But we also have to remember before we give Kyle too much credit that she's also sticking up for Vanderpump the week after she was throwing her under the bus. And also, she's doing it because she needs somebody on her side. Rinna's coming after her too. I mean, Rinna's saying you both said much houses before. And so Kyle still needs somebody on her side. Well, Kyle is also finally realized after like several years that no matter what, she just can't take down Vanderpump. So if you can't beat him, join him. So she basically was like, yeah, Rinna, she did say something weird. And I shut it down right then and there. And that's that. And everything is fine. And like, but why aren't you mad? Why aren't you mad that she did this? You're a friend doing this. She's like, because I don't care. Because I like her. She's cooler than me. She's more popular. She's she's wealthier. She's the star of the show. And I decided I want to be on her side. That's why I'm fretting butch countdown to mentioning Kim because no one will get off her ass. Sure enough. She's like, Oh, my, maybe it's because it's been so hard because of my sisters that I choose to forgive Lisa, like Lisa's her sister and that was actually very sweet. Oh, I hate saying that shit about girls. Well, because she's like, I want to fight with someone else. And it was so refreshing on a housewife show. Listen, maybe she fucked me up or we're still friends. Get over it. And then watching everybody else break down that they did not win. Eileen was like a villain in a cartoon. You know, like he tied a bait. She tied a baby to the train track and somebody got it off at the last second. He's like, yeah. And she does that thing with like the hands down shaking and like the face turns red and steam comes out the ears. Like she was. But you mean, Eileen finally did say what was truly on her mind, which is that she didn't like that. Lisa was talking about the affair or the affair or the affair. You said something to me in the Hamptons. I was like, Oh, my God, you just heard all the rattlesnakes into you by yawning. You know, it just, you know, they're all they're going, you know, Lisa Rinna is furious at Vanderpom. She feels manipulated. And it's Catherine who says, you know, I think that like they both, they both neither one of them is lying because they don't think they're lying. They think they both have their truth and that the truth is somewhere in the middle and that that there's a cultural thing. She's like, there's, you know, it's a British thing and certain, you know, certain things don't translate, you know, from culture. I totally did erase the roof for Ben. She did that. I was like, yes, Ben. Yes, Ben. Take it, Ben. Take it. This, this is another question I have about Eileen and this particular thing. So it's always bugged me that she'd never just said like, I'm mad because you've made me look like a son on national TV. Okay, two things. One, Eileen, Eileen was mad because Lisa said she had an affair on national TV. She made her admit to lying basically on national TV. That's why she was mad. She's finally said it. So Lisa says, I didn't say the affair. I said, I was sorry for saying the affair. And she said, no, you didn't. You never said you were sorry for saying the affair. It's like one word again, which cracks me up. Okay. Now, why if Lisa knows that that is why Eileen is mad, which I'm sure she did. Why, when she apologized, would she say, I'm sorry for saying in a dinner party that you were in an affair on your husband and I got caught, I caught you up in a lie. Why would she say that if she knows that that's why it means Matt, it actually makes sense now that Lisa Vanderpump has been saying, Oh, well, I'm sorry for asking too many questions because she can't say the affair because Eileen's fucking head will pop off. Right. So which one do you want? Do you want her saying the affair or don't you? You can't have it both ways. Butch. And another thing where Lisa Vanderpump is totally lying in this, which I love catching her in Little Lies. But when she said, I thought every I didn't think it was a big deal, darling. I thought every, I mean, everybody was already out there. When at that dinner, she was saying, Oh, divorce. Oh, you've been divorced twice. It was three times, Eileen, really? Oh, an affair. Oh, so wait, it was three years. Was it an affair? Like she didn't know. She was acting like she had never even heard about Eileen's divorces. Yeah. Yeah. But she was acting like that then. She was foolish. I still don't. It's funny because even with that scene, I still don't think I don't think Lisa Vanderpump was up to anything beyond just, you know, being drunk and wanting to gossip and hear the hearing that she just want to hear the dirt, I think. And you know, now she's backtracking as if like, I just wanted to get to know you, which is she shouldn't have backtracked. You know, she should have just said, yeah, I just want, I was curious. I didn't realize I'm going to upset you. Like that's all she had to say, which is Eileen's point two, which is I didn't have to be a thing. And and Lisa loses points for not being able to squash this like months ago, because it's so we can't talk to them like the sur employees. That's the thing, because like the sur people, she's like, well, you can postively rob people. You're a whore. And you know, you'll never love anybody. And that's why I love you. You know, she can talk about everybody's faults in that kind of stern motherly way. And of course, because they're kids and they're, they're her employees, but she can't do that here. So she can't just say, Oh, Eileen darling, of course you had a fan. It's juicy and romantic. And I want to hear everything about this. But then she says shitty things like at that dinner, where this was all happening. And Eileen said, Oh, no, I'm, you know, this is my third husband. And her diary room session talking head thing was, Oh, third time, eh? Well, I guess I just got it right the first time. So she does say totally cut fitnessy thing. But you probably said that after this fight where she's like, fine, I'm going to roast her in the interview, you know? Well, yeah, that's true. Because she just still they're all still wearing the same outfits, oddly enough in this. I think they only did like two diary room sessions this entire season. Exactly. I think with Rina, what was I going to say about Rina probably just stuff about? Oh, so here's what I was going to say. So these women are sitting here in the middle of Dubai, fighting, squabbling, all mad at each other. And Rina is sitting here accusing Lisa Vanderpump of being a master manipulator. And so is Eileen. And guess who's sitting at home in her bathrobe, eating popcorn, watching this whole thing go down? Belinda. I mean, you want to talk about manipulation. I mean, this is a masterclass right here. Yep. And I've gone on so much about Yolanda and the lime conspiracy and all of this shit. So something really, really good this week was posted on Jezebel. It's a very in depth article about the difference between lime disease, post lime disease, and chronic lime disease. And it's really important if you're a fan of the show to know the difference, because Yolanda has now just started saying lime. It is not lime. It is not the same. It is chronic lime. That is very different. Go read. It's really a long interview, but we're going to need it because that shit's all over the place now. And people need to be informed about what's happening. And they explain it so well. Thank you, Jezebel. They also have a really good race article this week. Yeah, that was, yeah, it's linked on our Facebook page. It's actually, I think, linked on the previous episode. Someone posted that link, which is a really good article about being biracial and being light-skinned. The difference between even all the terms and stuff. Because someone's like, you're uninformed. And I am uninformed because I didn't know how that shit was like, oh, okay, it's actually very good. It's a really good read. And I think it's a really good supplement to our race discussion last time. And I just want to say also, I just want to reiterate that last week, we really went in on Yolanda, because I think we're just like drunk. And the four of us hanging out, we were just like gapping off the walls. I mean, crazy. But I just really want to reiterate that when we're going in on Yolanda about her lime disease or post-lime disease or chronic Lyme disease, it's more that we are questioning her how she uses that in regards to other people and situations and not questioning her illness. I mean, sometimes we think like, well, maybe she has maybe she has like some like depression that she is, she keeps saying is lying, but maybe she's like depressed. Maybe she has some like mental issues too. But no is debating that she is ill in some capacity, but we, where we are like, where we are going nuts and we're having fun with it and going to town is just how she uses it to get out of certain things and to what we see is her trying to use it to gain sympathy. So we're not trying to be insensitive to those people who are suffering from Lyme disease or post-lime disease symptoms, et cetera. We just are, I mean, just obviously only speaking for myself, I don't believe for one bit. I think she's a crazy fucking liar and I think she's a horrible person. So I say that flat out. I don't believe it. And it's actually made me learn a lot about chronic Lyme and all the differences because I've read so much about it mostly because of the recaps and stuff. But there's a lot of controversy with chronic Lyme and what it even is. But the fact is the people with chronic Lyme, they're diagnosed that because they've got real medical issues that are bad and it leads to that diagnosis. Yes, there's not a blood test and blah, blah, blah that you can get from the CDC or anything like that. But there are real things like fibromyalgia, am I saying that right? Or chronic fatigue syndrome. Those are all things that people really do suffer from. So I'm not saying none of you are telling the truth. It has nothing to do with you. Stop taking that stuff personally. This is about Yolanda and Yolanda's constant lying and bullshit. And that's what I'm calling out personally. So it ain't you. It's Yolanda. Yeah, that would just be a good name for sitcom. It ain't you. It's Yolanda. I love this sitcom. What is this? What is this word? This sitcoms and hasn't comes and comes. Why would I sit on? Why? So disgusting. So in summation, Rina is going crazy. I am still on Vanderpump's side, but I'm like, I'm used by Rina as a witch hunt. And I wish she would just like, get it together. It's like, she definitely needs to be like, share, you know, moonstruck slapped a little bit. Like, yeah, like, Rina, just calm down. Like, you're not like, like, whatever the scapegoat complex you have. No one thinks the only one who has an issue with you is Yolanda. And who cares if Yolanda is because of you. It's because you started like Eileen has whipped you up into this crazy place. Like, you are annoyed at Yolanda. Like, I get why you're annoyed at Yolanda. I get why you're annoyed at Kim. Although what you know, what it is funny is that some people were saying, well, Lisa, she only beats up on the week. Well, this certainly, this certainly proves that theory wrong going after Vanderpump. Well, that's true. Even though she's like sitting there crying, she's like, Oh, I really do have to go because that's what she does. And then I lean. Yeah, saw that one coming. Shut up, Eileen. Like, Eileen was getting so mad because Rina was not following the script. Rina is very all over the place. So everything Eileen was telling her to do she'd be like, Oh, well, you're right. I do like bushes, you know, whatever. And she was getting so magic. No, that's no one. And finally, Eileen's just like, No, that's, this is pissing me off. This is not what we're talking about. And then she starts going in because she can't control the situation. Oh, so good. That is like Sally Field and soap dish. And that one scene where she walks in all furious, she starts like, yeah, like, David, David, she's like, she's like, and you. And you were like, it wasn't me. And she points to someone else goes, and you, and you, and you. And you rose. Yeah. And she's like, wasn't leave me out of it. And you. That's, that's what Rina's doing. She's just like, just rotate her and you. She's like, at the waiter and you. But anyway, Kyle Richards, Kyle Richards is the Vanderpump whisperer, because Lisa Vanderpump was about to bolt. And I mean, and Kyle's just like, Hey, relax, relax. And this is like, and then everyone does that bullshit thing where they're like, no, no, we like you. You know, it's small. It's small. It's small. It's just, you know, we're just talking about the victim. We're being running and being nice. Eileen's like, oh, stopping a victim. And Brenda's like, we're not bullies, Vanderpump. Okay, we're not mean girls. It's like, really, because all you're doing is yelling at some poor older lady who's sitting there crying, but then Vanderpump rises right back up. I love it. She looks like she's she's doing her victim thing. Ken and I have done so much for you. Anytime she's in trouble, she's like, I have been loyal to you, Rina. And then, Rina, I've been loyal to you too. So we've got that in common. No, you don't. You have not been loyal, which is the point you dumb ho. And then she goes, Erica tries to pull out her stupid therapy thing again. She's like, well, here's what's happening. Okay. You got, you've got one person saying something and then the other person who just doesn't believe in the audacity of whatever word and Rina's like, oh, no, she said, Rina has very strong feelings. And then Vanderpump goes, well, I have strong feelings about it too. And it's her word against mine. And I was like, that's it, girl. Finally, that's Lisa getting down and dirty when she's like, prove it, bitch. Yeah, exactly. And Erica's like, well, as one can see in a certain situation like this, one must give not give a fuck to it about, you know, what the prior circumstance of the general parallax, rather than one of them. Oh, why don't I end by reading this few paragraphs from Lisa's blog? Because it's pretty interesting. This is Cindy seeing out the case case posted this on our Facebook. So this is from Lisa's blog. Attacks had been sent from Lisa Rina. I bring this up at the reunion to Kyle and I, that was extremely aggressive towards Yolanda, questioning why Yolanda wouldn't go to New York to see her kids in a fashion show. Why? Wait, whatever. It's a bad sentence, but no, I mean, why she would go to New York Fashion Week to see her kids in a fashion show? But she could go accept an award for Lime, a rant that was asking for a response as she was unduly concerned in regard to Yolanda's choices. It seems much enraged at Lisa Rina, but as little to do with her, as we have seen in regard to Yolanda not being president at the disastrous E.J. dinner. She stated she was enraged by that. She also was enraged by a picture with Yolanda and Brandy Glanville. Not a lot enrages me, so go figure. I responded, I had no thoughts I was willing to share with her as she would accuse me of manipulating her LOL. I was being sarcastic, but really didn't feel comfortable engaging in this tone of conversation with Lisa. She responded, I can only be manipulated if I am maniputatable. I want your thoughts. I currently responded, okay, you want my thoughts? I don't like this one Iota. And that is when everything shifted between her and me. I believe when I chose not to support Lisa's accusations against Yolanda, she then began targeting me. Kyle also defended Yolanda, as she was also still included in the group text. I have to say, Lisa Rina should have been grateful. I had such loyalty to her and didn't show Yolanda the lengthy text, which was petty and nasty and unfairly judgmental. So you go girl, because you know she got that shit screen saved. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Well, this is going to be a good reunion. I love when it's an iPhone fight and everybody starts whipping out their eye message. Yeah, and yet we never get to see, it's very rare we get to actually see screenshots of those things, of those conversations. Oh my god, they need to release all of that text, that group text. That would be amazing. And you never know what this show, because they act like everything's a mystery being resolved. I mean, Eileen finally sang a fair, Rina finally dropping that Lisa told her to blame it on Kyle. And then the ultimate, we finally understood Kyle's fashion choices when she was standing, staring out the window of the bus at all the moon moves. And she said, can't we just dress like this every day? And Catherine's like, no, we'd get so fat. And she goes, Kyle like quietly says to herself, tight clothes, keep us in check. Oh my god, this is like the origin story of Beverly Hills. Yes, that was a little bus of shame. Great episode, great, great episode. I can't wait for next week. I love Rina. I love Vanderpump. I don't like seeing them fight. So, and I love Eileen too, by the way. I mean, Eileen's been like bad Eve this season, but I still love her. And I just want them to all get on the same page. Yeah. So I'm actually liking Eileen, because at least, even though I don't agree with her at all, and I think she's being a complete fucking asshole about nothing, it is so fun watching her get mad. That's what I want to see. That is the days of our lives batch I want back on my TV, where she's just fear you bees, bees, bees, like that. Like next week, they show the clips for next week. And she is just like, I can't listen to this anymore. Like storms away. Love it. So good. Okay, so moving on to Vanderpump Rules Reunion, I just turned on my air conditioner, because it's warm in here. So if you hear a hum, that's it. And I know it's not professional sounding, but we are not professionals. So, it's a Macy action. Yeah, listen, listen, the idea of a professional podcast is ridiculous. If you're a professional podcast, you're a DJ. Okay. I'm sorry. I leave in my house. Okay. This week, I'm doing so much extracurricular. We're doing the live show Monday. I'm doing Molly's please advise. So cannot wait on Saturday. And then I'm doing something Friday too. I mean, that's a lot of out of the house. Yeah, exactly. I'm doing Anna David's podcast tomorrow called You've Got Issues. So we I'm excited for that one myself. So yeah, we're like, we're like doing stuff. Okay, so we're like allowed to put on an air conditioner once in a while. Yeah, when we're out of the house, those will be professional, but not these. Yeah. So Vanderpump Rules Reunion, part two begins with talk of gay pride and Andy Cohen asks James about all his scratches and stuff on his shoulder. And, and then I think it was like Lisa or people like, well, why don't you wear like a T shirt? Like, why, why, like you cover it up a little bit? I like that James is like, everybody was wearing tank top slicer. Everyone was what am I supposed to do? Not wear tank top. Yes, when you're covered in cigarette burns or whatever the fuck that was. Yes, please sleeves. Yes, please, man, you're thin. It's not like you're sweating. I mean, put on some damn sleeves, boy. Yeah, stop with your tank top FOMO. Andy's question was so funny to me. He's like, James, did you think Lala would find out that you just left with Lauren? Andy. He's the one who told her. Yeah. I want that. And then I liked how Andy then asked Kristin if she ever chewed on James's arm. And she was like, I wouldn't say chew. And I'm like, that's going to be the name of your autobiography. I wouldn't say chew dot dot dot by. I wouldn't say chew. So then, yeah, we learned that Lala and Lauren are friends again. And that hot Anthony is single. So everyone make your way to sir. Oh my God, that guy is so single. Whenever they show flashbacks and they use that filter, his teeth were that Ross Geller bleach. Remember when Ross bleached his teeth and they were glow in the dark. That's what his teeth look like still so hot. Oh my God, they're so cute. Andy goes, so Lala, what did you think about Lauren doing that? She's like, I mean, what a bitch. I was just thinking, what a shady chick. What is wrong with this crazy bitch? So how are you now? Oh, we're totally fine now. We're totally good. Yeah, she's great. She's backstage. And every time Lala talked about herself on this episode, she she was like, look, only wanted you to say it was, Listen, and she would say her own name. She said her own name, I think six times. And she says it in a really weird way. She is. I mean, she is the Christian Cavalary of this of this show. She is the next star. She is taking over for sure. She was, she I feel like she really dominated this reunion, especially when afraid anymore. She came right out in this one. Yeah, exactly. There was some like talk about does James want to be jacks? James like, I don't want to be that old man. Don't want to be my own man. Oh, James says what every young waiter or restaurant worker says. And I was one of them. That's how I know. I would never want to be your age, still be a bartender. Fast forward to James, still taking water your table years later, because that's what happens to people like us who say it. It's karma. It's wait or karma, fucker. Yeah, exactly. And then in the middle of this, Andy Cohen decides to just like stop all the fun and turn to Katie and be like, so you guys are engaged. It's like, want, want, want, I guess now is a good time to go like take a shit somewhere. Yeah, that went on way too long. I know like the most boring couple on TV. And I like when Andy goes about the engagement, he goes like, if he hadn't popped the question, then how much time did he really have left? It's like he had his entire lifetime left as long as James will still be working in restaurants. Yeah, exactly. Like he's like, not that much time left, like probably only like 20 or 30 more years. Oh, for Katie, Katie, you are too young and adorable to be that miserable all the time. I mean, you're calling someone else a Debbie downer. You are such a Debbie downer, lighting up lady like all she does is sit there and give dirty looks and talk over everybody because she has no point to make. She was obnoxious. And even her even Tom number two, well, he's never really, he's always half ass standing up for her, which kills me. But Andy is questioned because Andy is so loose with this cast. I like it. He just abuses them. He's like, so yeah, then you didn't bone anymore ever since you got engaged. So when was the last time you boned? Yeah. And this is like, oh, Andy, it was so nosy. It was. But the best thing was when Tom number two, Katie says, well, we're not like that like horny couple, like we're both not that horny, like we don't need to be like horny all the time. And he goes, well, I mean, it's not that we're like not horny. And I'm trying, I'm trying to remember my trainer. Oh, yes, it ended up him talking about his asexual phase. Yeah, because one of the guys, I think the other Tom was like, Hey, man, remember your asexual phase, bro? He's like, Oh, yeah. Yeah, my asexual phase. So I guess he's either just sexless or gay and I'm. Or engaged to Katie. Yeah. Or sort of like being engaged to Katie does. I'm hoping it's by. I hope he gets married to Katie and then I meet him and then can just date him, but she'll know like I'll take him off her hands for a while and then just send him back. Be like, okay, you're going back to Katie now. Hi, change your shirt, please. Yeah, joint possession or whatever. So then Brittany comes out and the very person that Andy does is like, Oh, I don't mean to be says in a weird way, but like your boobs look great. Oh my god, Andy, like it's every time the very first thing the boobs. That's not what we can talk about. Yeah. So Jax was, he got you here all the way from Kentucky, got you some new boobs. Yeah, look at your new rags. Some applause for the new rock. Yeah, rock. Oh, he's ain't. And then Brittany's so stupid. She's acting like she just won an Oscar award. Hi, hi y'all. And he said, you said you left everything when you came from Kentucky. What exactly was that? Like, what did you leave? And she goes, everything. I had a magic bullet that didn't come with me. I mean, I left my sister's curling iron there and I was borrowing that every day. That was hard, Andy. I just bought a new jar of paprika and that did not come with me either. Like everything, everything had to go. Guess what's still in Kentucky? My pepper jelly. Okay, everything. When I say everything, I mean it, Andy. My rubber spatula from Big Lots. That's back there. I left my Dave and Buster's frequent flyer card over there. I mean, do you know how hard it is to have to play for pay for dance jam over and over again? I just think I did this for you, Jack. I did it for you. I have to pay for my ski ball now. But then then they're like, how did you wind up with Jack? I didn't even Google him. And she's like, no, no, I'm just imagining. She's like, I'm just not very curious about things in life. I just let anyone just like, you know, shoot me. That's okay. I'm pretty much. She's such a liar. Have you ever seen the show? No, I hadn't ever seen it. The only person I've ever even seen on TV before was Lisa, because I saw, you know, the real housewives shows. That's your real big in Kentucky. But this one now, I mean, Jack's what Instagram was that? I have no idea. I don't even know how this happened. Is that like something we get graham crackers instantly? I like that. Now, I want to spin off called Granimals. Do you have a service called Instorrios? I'd like, man, that'd be real tasty. How many times have Granimals made the stupid podcast? We have some Granimals references in like episode one. They won't leave me alone. So then they talk about Bernice Boob some more, and then Jack sort of equates it to getting a haircut. He's like, well, you know, you see something, you know, you see like the Rachel, you're like, oh, I want to get the Rachel. So like, you know, I saw the Sarah and I wanted her to get the Sarah. That was so funny and stupid, Andy. So, Jack's is no stranger to elective surgery. And I just wrote LOL, thank you for being just as tasteless with the men as you are the women. Thank you for at least being equal. Because sometimes, I guess because he talks to so many women, sometimes it's like, dude, what kind of misogynist are you? All you do is ask him about their tits. But then, of course, he does it to the men too. So it makes it fair. So thanks Sandy. Thank you, Andy. And then he goes, then he asks Jack. They ask Bernice, like, does it bother you that he poops with the door open? She's like, I don't mind. So I yell at him sometimes. It's like, I love her version of feminism. Yeah. She's like, well, Andy said, well, did you get the boobs that he wanted? And she goes, no, I've got the boobs that I've wanted ever since middle school. Yeah. Congratulations. And then her mom told her to get them even bigger. She's like, this way, you don't have to do it again. It's like her first car. You don't want to get a little smart car and then wonder why you're on a road trip and your car runs out of gas, honey, get the one you need now. You know, it's like when you need to get a new iPhone, like, don't bother with like a 16 gigabyte one because you're gonna run out of that storage. Just go for 64 gigabytes. You get a iPhone 4s. I mean, that's already three models behind next year. You're gonna be even four models behind. Don't do that to your iMessage, honey. Just spend the extra 200 dollars and get the new nice one. So then we move to, yeah, pooping open. So Jackson is getting so mad. I love that he got so mad. And finally he's like, everybody poops with the door open. I love this show so much. Jack's Andy really goes in on Jack's. I mean, he did not let him go. This entire show he'd be like, so someone got married. So Jackson is a horrible human being. What do you say for yourself, Jack's? Every other thing is Jack's. I know. I mean, Jack's is just like a giant like German Shepherd. So I mean, just sort of like nods and just like goes back to his dog football and just eats some more and then shits on the carpet. You know, like, yep, circular takes it, just takes it. And then we talked about the Toms and their internship with LVP sangria and like Tom Sandoval is like, it's like, you know, man, like, you know, like, you know what I can do? So just like, plug me in where I can do the work, Christina. And like, that's all like, you know, I don't have to tell you what to do with me because you know me. So just like, tell me what I should be doing for you. It worked that way when you are volunteering your services to help out a brand. I love that he was saying that Tom number two is the one who ruined it by talking and like Tom never gets to talk. And so he's like, okay, they show a clip. Yeah, okay. So like, imagine it. I'm in a bar. And then I see these dudes and I'm like, hey, dudes, what are you up to? And they're like, hey, man. And I'm like, what are you guys drinking? And they're like, beer, what are you drinking? And then I'm like, I'm having this really cool drink, man. It's called pump sangria. You know what I mean, dude? And then like, I've tricked them because like, now they have it in their head. You know what I mean? And then Pandora. You can't just go around to dive balls in St. Louis, darling, and tell people to drink it, you know, that's to be bigger than that. Oh, all right. Well, never mind, man. Well, that's my idea. That's your idea, Pandy. Oh, Pandy just didn't let me talk. Of Tom calling her, Pandy. Pandy, Pandy. Tom was getting more and more enraged. He was getting so mad and I was loving it. I love when Tom flies off the handle. Yeah, I think five times. You have to cry face. I love it. And then speaking of Tom, the attention then turned to Ariana being a Debbie downer. And so they're like, well, why are you such a Debbie downer? She's like, I'm not a Debbie downer. It's just that like, you know, I make funny comments that are used as ammunition against me, you know, and like, it's tough because I take sketch comedy really seriously, so have my micro sketches used against me. It really hurts. You can't be mad about someone I played who was wearing a wig because that was called good game. So like anything else. And Andy said, well, can you see how people maybe can perceive that you're acting like you're on a different plane than them? It's like, well, okay, look, okay, fine. Okay, look, Ariana, you're my friend. I mean, seeing that, you're my friend. You're my friend and you're my friend. Okay, you're all my friends. There. There. I said it. Yeah. And it's just like, until I tell you, I'm better than you or from another planet, that's an assumption that you make like great. Then Andy wouldn't let her off the hook. So she just went crazy and started yelling at everybody. And she goes, this is the most toxic environment I've ever experienced in my life. How do you people not see it? How do you just not see it? It's disgusting. Like when? They're like, okay, well, thanks. Okay. We'll talk to you when you get some new boobs next is just therapy working. She's like, and I've even auditioned at the groundlings. I know toxic environments. Very seriously that sketch. You know, you know, like, I'm like, yes, and and you guys are like, yes, but okay. No, and is not game. Okay, if I say you're not playing the game, it's because you're not playing the game. Okay, consider me in a footlocker. Uniform shirt. Okay, I'm repping. You're wrong. That's it. This is toxic. It's like, I'm on a Harold team and you guys are on a mod team. Okay, that's what I'm saying. And then they show Tom and Tom's just getting mad for her. He's like, looking, giving dirty looks to everybody with his, you know, stiff spray tan face. So good. Fully turning into the Hulk. Like a little Hulk, like, like a skinny little non-strong Hulk. It's like a reverse Hulk. Yeah. A Hulk that doesn't turn green. It just sort of is like, maybe like an inch larger and it's just a little bit angrier. Hey, that big green guy just turned into Edward Norton. How the hell did that happen? Hulk gets so mad. He turns into Tom Sandoval, but, um, but, uh, the aliens are actually diffused. The aliens are so confused. They actually stopped invading us and they're like, wait, what? Why did, why did this big green guy turn into a little hipster waiter? We're out of here. Fuck this place. No one's face even moves on this planet. We're out of here. Are we going to turn into bartenders now? We better leave. So I will not be bartending on earth when I'm 40. I'll tell you that much. Ah, this pumpkin is disgusting. Why are we invading this planet? Hey, aliens. What are you drinking? I'm drinking something really cool. It's called Pumps and Grea. Hey, look, look, there's the hostess, Shina. Oh, I guess some other aliens have already gotten here. So maybe we should go. Well, mom, I have to hand it to Tom Sandoval. Pump Grea has gone crazy in space. He's done it. I don't know how he did it, but he's done it. The orders are through the roof. Apparently they're using it to decimate other planets. Oh, finally we can buy Max at used Camry. We've always wanted to get him. He deserves it, darling. This is for your good work, Max, and helping the aliens destroy other aliens with Pumps and Grea. The airbag is always out. I worry about your teeth, darling. So Andy was asking about Kristen in therapy and he asked Ariana, like, do you think that therapy has changed Kristen? And Ariana was like, I think it's changed the way she knows how to behave in front of people. I'm like, so that's like a yes. That's actually, that's called changing. If you know how to change behavior, behavior is called change. That's true, actually. I didn't even get that. She's actually pretending to behave like in public and not making an ass at herself. Yeah. So that means change. Okay. Yes. I think she was trying to insinuate like it's turned her into a sociopath. Okay. Now she's just got this fake personality that everybody's believing that she will still kill you in your sleep. So don't fall for it. Yeah. And then this is when Tom starts to get super, super, super mad. And then Andy is so patronizing and tell me, I just want to make a boy. And then Andy is like, just go ahead, sweetie. So condescending. I like when Tom yelled at him, though. Yeah, Tom did. I can't talk. I can't. Hey, man, don't don't give me that look, man. Makes harder for me. You know that. Okay. They're like, okay. Everybody like just sit there in silence awaits for him to compose himself. I got attacked over and over about my girlfriend coming on my birthday trip. It's not cool, man. Like whose feelings were involved? Not mine, man. That's what I'm saying, bro. Like not mine. You know what I mean? Too angry. But your Tom impersonation has gotten so it actually sounds exactly like Tom. It's crazy. I can't do it for him. I always try it. He, well, his friends get it, but he doesn't get it. They're like, do it. I'm like, yeah, Kristin. They are all laughing. He's like, that's not like that. You do. You do. So then they get into this whole thing with Sheena, right? About like the mom. I think this is when they start talking about the mom, right? Like the whole mom gate. Yes. And then Ariana is like, you know, furious at Sheena. Does she say at some point that she wants to role play with Sheena? Like how it all went down? She's like, you want to role play? You want to fucking role play? I don't even know what game you want to play. Like what game doesn't matter because I'll kill all the games. I take it so seriously. Sketch comedy hashtag. Ari offered to play Sorry With You. Wow. What else can I do? There are only roles that I know about or the ones they catch you in Olive Garden in Azusa. I guess those are more like sticks though. Oh my god. It's all happening. You know, I love Sheena. I love her. Like she's an asshole and she's done a lot of really bad things. But I love Sheena. And I really don't think that she means to be. I really don't think she means it. I know I sound like someone's crazy anti justifying their serial killing, but I don't think she means it. I really don't. Ariana is like, oh, you want to read the text? Fine. Here's my text. And she whips out her iPhone. These are in her words. And she's waving at a round in everyone's face and her word. I love by the way that last week on the reunion, they showed the clip of Sheena ordering cocktails that made me so happy. I was I was even wondering if that was a little bit of fan service to our podcast because truly one of my favorite. I think I'm going to just try one of each of the prime cocktails. I texted you some sound some sound things, but I sent them to your text. Are you able to play them like that? Or do you have to like download them? I could I could I could play them. Which one do you want me to play? Oh, I want you to play the one that says la la la la la la la la la. La la la la la. Pump rules? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna play it. Did you hear that? Oh, no, it didn't come through. Okay, wait, I can open it with a quick time. Oh, sorry. I don't want to mess everything up and like make a huge pause in the middle of the podcast. I should have sent them to you earlier, but I was just laughing so hard listening to la la pronounce la la. That shit is hilarious. Try and find all six because I think I counted six of herself saying la la la la la la. I think I'm gonna do one of the prime cocktails. But I love how like she still doesn't understand why it was so shady what she did. And I love how Andy tried to explain to her by saying, let me throw a stick in the river. I was like, wait, what's that? That saves no one. You know that, right? Like if you're holding a branch, then they can grab the branch. But I think Andy meant what he said. He's like, grab the stick. She's still going down the river. I think he meant like let me throw a wrench in this or something. But like throwing a stick in the river like that. I think that may help a beaver down the way at some point. Someone is creating a dam like down the river, but like it's not helping Shino. But so well, he meant it. He's never going to give anybody an actual branch to hold on to God forbid. And then and then Lisa Vanderpump tries to reason when she didn't be like, well, what would you have said if Ariana had texted your mother about everything going on with the Shea? And she was like, I want to appreciate it. But I was like, thank you. And I was like, my mom likes to feel like she's taking care of me. And so I want to have my mom. And then Ariana, look, I'm going to read these texts. And she starts reading them. And they're really not offensive. If you think about it, like you're talking for a long time. And then one of them is, it's about Tom all the time. Tom will always like out for himself. Well, duh, like everyone. I mean, I should not have said that. I agree. I agree. But I mean, maybe it's because I'm used to it now. We've talked about it so much, but I don't know. I don't care anymore. But I think that like there's this faux like there's not faux, this is this like hiding behind honesty thing, which would seem like counterintuitive. But like, well, I was just being honest. She asked me questions. So I answered it like you don't have to answer every question that's asked of you. And you should know when to be, you know, when to just defer and be polite and just say, well, you know, you know, yeah, she doesn't know how to do that. She can't do it. She can't even this one. She's like, crying down. She's like, well, I mean, what do you want me to say? Like, sorry, is that what you want? Yes. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Well, David, find me. I mean, Harry, I was like, it's on her phone. At least it goes. Every on a piece don't talk like that. It's on her phone. Lisa, I'm doing a sketch. Okay. And this is what the character calls for. Okay, I take it very seriously. Stop trying to break my game, Lisa. So then it turns to prude, Katie, you know, because Katie has gained some weight, you know, it's not just, uh, Katie's gained some weight. And I think that she is projecting. Actually, it has nothing to do with her weight. I take it all back. She does this anyway, even if she was still in her skinny self, she is, she hates Lala because Lala is younger than her and prettier and, you know, sluddier and happy and proud of it. Like she owns her sluddiness. And that just is everything that Katie is secretly jealous of and hates. So it got to the topic of Lala taking her top off and Katie's like, I just don't know why you would do that with like, you know, this like if I don't even know, it's like you want so much attention. So I just love that Lala just destroyed Katie. Lala just totally has nothing but a sneering disapproval that doesn't even make any sense. Yeah. She is exactly like the mean girl in any, you know, you're just like, I don't even understand, like you need attention. So like, oh, it's a good day to take off my shirt. And Lala goes, every day is a good day to take off your top. And Lisa, well, darling, I mean, James knows don't don't you darling? Like, well, we grew up. I didn't even see a top until I was 20, darling. It's just not the same for me. And everybody's and Jack's. Well, this is America. Shut up Jack's with your phone. Everybody's acting innocent. And then Andy goes, so Katie. And so Brittany, what do you think? I mean, you're new to the group. What did you think about Lala taking off her top in Hawaii? She's like, well, I mean, I'd already heard a lot of bad reputational things about Lala. And so I mean, it just didn't make her look any better. Like, I agree that it was really attention seeking really, bitch, you just talked about your tits for 10 minutes. You just had a 10 minute segment where everybody talked about your tits. Yeah, it's like you guys are all on a reality show furthermore. So you're all asking for attention in some way. And you've got Shino with her tits hanging out currently. Like there's there's barely covered. And then Stasi comes out, her tits around. Kristen comes out, her tits around. They all look like they're wearing those drag queen rubber tits. Yeah, it's true. What we're all scared about tips now. Andy has asked everybody about who they fuck when they fuck, why they fuck, what's in their tits, what their dick looks like, why they like pooping. But now it's scary that someone took off their top. It's so America. Yeah, it's stupid. It's stupid. I've made a lot for those tits, you know. And so I want them to be covered because those are my tits. Okay, jacks. Yeah, take it to Dubai. So, so then, then I was talking about Jackson's flirtations with Lala. And Jackson's like, yeah, I was way more flirty than I should have been. I like, I like that spin on it. Like, oh, you're just like, way more flirty than you should be. You were basically saying, let's go fuck, let's fuck. That's like not flirty. That's your propositioning at that point. And he still lies about it. He lies even though they've just showed clips showing him do it. Yeah. And then these are better. I was like, did you think that Britney wouldn't find out? And Jack's like, whatever. Jackson's lie. Every show has the lie, you know, and Jackson's lie. I promise I'm gonna fuck you. Yes, you did say it. Yes, you did. And it's this big fight. And that's the point. It's like the enraged of this show. Yeah, but I mean, Lala did get really screwed with that situation when that, when Jack's lied to her face, and was like, I never said any of this stuff. I mean, that's like, that's like the nightmare. That's the thing that like women go through all the time is like, being told the crazy ones when it's the guy who's being the asshole. So I always felt bad for Lala for that. Yeah, but it's also the same women who end up fucking that guy or flirting with him every day. Even they know he's like that. Yeah, it's like you can't even feel bad for anyone on this show because Lala already knew everything about Jack's coming in. And she still would have let him put it inside her and he played it, right? Yeah, she slept with James. I mean, as much as I like Lala, there's only so much credibility you can still hold. Yeah, the James thing is really that that really torpedoes her. So there are still on Jackson's torpedo. That's good when we're talking about boobs so much. Yeah. Andy will not let Jack's off the hook. They've just finished one Jack segment. And now it's straight into the next one. And he's like speaking of telling stories that aren't true. Let's talk about Jack stealing sunglasses. Hey, Jack, how do you feel about, you know, that classy felony? Yeah, he's like, well, I don't know, so embarrassed. And they're like, well, what happened? He's like, well, we're on a we're on a booze cruise. And then I walked into the store. And then, you know, I just walked out with the glasses. I was like, well, we know that part, but like, why? Why Jack's? What are you thinking? This is what kills me about this segment. And it happens a few times with everybody in the show. This becomes like their redemption. And they're smiling like they won something. I mean, Jackson's telling the story like, yeah, and I stole those glasses. I mean, come on. I mean, what am I going to do? And then Andy questions Brittany. Well, I mean, I was in the bar too. I was drinking. So he brings me the glasses. And I was like, Oh, glass is great. Yeah. So she sounds like she obviously knew he stole that shit. Right. To me. I mean, she sounded so stupid when she said it. The price tag was probably still on the whole like magnet thing was probably hanging off the side. Oh, the nice accessory. Didn't they say that he had put it in a different rapper? It was like a different brand of rapper or something like he already had one kind of, he already had like a Versace rapper or something. And he put it in another one. I mean, they told the story, but I was laughing so hard. I didn't even hear it. I thought they were saying they were saying that like, he had previously purchased sunglasses for Sheena for her birthday. And he had bought them from Sunglass Hut and Sunglass Hut. They don't put the Tiffany wrapping around it. So it's just glasses. And so in this case, because she received just glasses instead of having like a box or whatever, that therefore she thought it was a totally she didn't realize they were stolen because it was just like it's Sunglass Hut when you buy Sunglass. A really convoluted back story. It was all shining on. It was nuts. And they all had like a different weird lie to cover up for. I mean, it's just weird. Yeah. And the questioning people about crime was killing me because he was going in so hard on Jax. And it reminded me of the tree, Judas thing, because he loves over questioning people about crimes. Like he's on some moral high ground. He's just talked about tits for I think an hour. And he's like, so Jax, but you did steal it. And you did do this. And he's going in. And I just thought, this is our modern Doug Llewellyn from the People's Court, just standing outside the courtroom. Like, how did you feel like you stole that? Hey, tree, your husband fucked someone behind a tree. How do you feel about that? Oh, Andy. Yeah, I am. And then he asked Lisa, well, why didn't you fire Jax? And she's like, well, it's sort of like kicking him when he's down. I'm like, no, it's like, yeah, that's actually exactly what you're supposed to do. It's like, it's not like he lost, you know, all his money because of a medical bill or it's not like anyone God forbid in his family died. He, he like shop lifted, like kicking someone when they're down for shoplifting is called consequence. Well, Lisa loves a broken hoe. And this one's never fixable. He's gonna be her favorite for all time. She forgives all of it. It's so funny. And then James, well, all right, then that might not have been bad, but he's also stolen things from your restaurant, the silverware that you know, James tattle telling basic tattle telling in the back. And Lisa's like, well, yeah, look, all right, all right. So he's stolen, you know, half of his apartment furnishings come from pop, but at the end of the day, the Tills are always 1000% with him. The Tills are always correct. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, the Tills might be correct. But look, weird, all your inventory go. Yep. And he's probably makes like $500 more a night than everybody else, because he's stealing from that tip jar. Yeah, exactly. Oh, Tom, Tom, Jack, I just need help because I have tendencies and I need help from my friends. And I need help from my boss. And I just want to thank my girlfriend for being like, he's won something. It was making me nuts. And then Tom, all right, Jacks, we get it, man, like we know, but like, man, you just got to like train when you're about to do something bad, you need to think about it and then be like, I'm not going to do that. You know what I mean, bro? Like fix it in the future, man. I mean, I know I'm like captain obvious, but like seriously, bro. Okay, okay. Just think about it, bro. So sassy, saucy, like. She looked terrible. You know, I feel bad being like Andy Cohen and just like harping on the way they look, but I'm going to harp on the way she looked. She looked terrible. She got her boobs reduced and lifted. That's nice. But the hair, the outfit, the makeup, everything is like saucy. What where why are you not looking on screen and making adjustments? What is going on here? I don't know. I'm not really loving the the open shirts. Like every girl is wearing that open shirt. Of course, people are going to be we have to talk about your tits or right in our face. Of course, we have to comment on them. I mean, what the hell? I mean, I think they look good. But I like that when she was getting yelled at by people, she immediately covered up her boobs. Like now she can't be as like that is where all of her, her, what am I trying to say it where you're soft? Yeah, like her softness. Like that's all her realness. She's like, Oh my God, I'm vulnerable now. So I've got to cover my boobs. Well, I like I went when she when she first sits down, she's like, Okay, let me get on everyone's good, good graces. Let me go after the low hanging fruit and she's like turns around and starts going in on James. She's like, I don't think you should talk that way to women. Like it made me embarrassed to be the same species. Like literally what species does that like literally you're like that movie with a girl who's an alien and she runs around and it's called species like I'm embarrassed. You would probably even talk to that alien chick from species like that and she could eat you. So like what kind of species are you to talk to species like that? Like I literally won't even eat of Reese's pieces right now because it sounds too much like you and your species. I don't even want to go to the bathroom because out is going to come species which rhymes too much with species and I don't get you. So like whatever like literally like who talks to women like that and he's like I don't talk to women like that. I don't, I don't, I don't. Only some women, some women, not old women, only some. Yeah. And then Andy, well James, but you spin on Kristen's door, you called her ugly, you said she smelled. Andy, Andy's literal questions were killing me. I know. You spin on her door, you called her ugly, you said she smelled and then it's Kristen's face going. But then then Stassi is like doing again her like apology thing like it took me a while to realize I have a heart full of anger and hate. I'm like how is it possible for that to take any amount of time beyond a flash of a second? It is the most obvious thing like you could have had a giant neon sign above your head said that said like heart full of anger and hate and an arrow pointing down onto your head into your heart. She really is trying to come up with the perfect thing to say. And you know, I've, I don't have a good memory. So I forgive very quickly. I'm like, Oh my God, Stassi's back. How funny I missed her. Blah, blah, blah. But then when they were showing those flashbacks of the shit she did, Oh my God, her dumping Katie was really harsh. I don't remember that it was that harsh. And what was the other one they showed? They just showed, they just showed red clips of her being an awful, awful, awful, awful, awful. And then they said he was like, remember that reunion and they showed last year's or the reunion where she was like, I will never stop but literally in this non chicest fuck place ever a fucking gap. Do you understand me? And he's like, but it's your last reunion. Aren't you gonna be sad? No, I'm gonna be so happy to leave here. But they also showed Tom and Ariana and they were looking at each other in that angry way that they still look at each other now. And I was cracking up. It's like different hairdos. But he's like, can you believe they're saying this? She's like, people are toxic. The same exact looks from last year. It's the worst sketch I've ever been in. So and I love how like then Tom starts going in on on Stassi. And he's like, I just questioned your agenda. Like I questioned the timing of it. And he's like, I have an issue when I feel like someone's being manipulative. I was like, not in front of Lisa, not in front of Lisa. Do you know what I've done for you? How could you say manipulate that? Can love you? Well, Lisa van, well, Lisa Vanderpump summed it up what everyone knows when no one was a, everyone I guess was afraid to say she's like, well, I think that if there had never been a show, we never would have heard of saucy ever again. Like, yep, yep, yep. Stassi was not even giving that girl at one inch. And that's what I say when I want to see that on Beverly Hills. She's like, nope, that's it. I at first I thought she was being genuine. And then the second the cameras come back on, she's talking crap about me again. Yeah. And she was not having it. And when she told her her normal, I've done everything for ya. And Stassi keeps trying. But I'm trained as an answer. And no, I've done everything. Even when not just, she goes, tell me Stassi, do you honestly think that I haven't done things for you? And Stassi goes, well, like, you gave me a job at sir. So like, that was good. Because like, sir, it's like my family. And she goes, no, we're not even talking about sir. We're talking about a television career. You stupid bitch. I gave you a career. And then when you wanted to throw it away, I begged you to keep your career. She's like, Oh, what do you want me to say? Like, I'm like, I'm saying I'm sorry. And then Lisa just kept shooting her down and her fake tears would stop immediately. I mean, that girl's kind of a sociopath. Yeah, I think that I think that Stassi is really dumb. She put all this effort into an apology tour. And then she winds up bashing Lisa nonetheless. Like, you just can't do that. Like, if you're going to do the apology tour, you got to stick to it. Yep. She lost that one, but it was very funny because that was a really nice long chunk where Stassi was being really funny. I think a lot of stuff she was saying was still like fun old Stassi, but then they showed those old clips and then Lisa never let her off the hook. Oh, it was delicious. Yeah. Yeah. Is that how it ended? Yeah, that's pretty much how it ended. And that's how this podcast will end. Oh, and then next week, I can't believe there's another reunion. Is there going to be three for every show now? Yeah, I think most of us. I feel like Potomac will only get two. But yeah, I think that's a standard is usually three episodes. Oh, man, it's going to be even better. They just keep yelling at each other. Yeah, it'll be good. So in the meantime, we really hope that if you're in the LA area, you come to the improv, you can buy your tickets online because who knows? Maybe it'll sell out. That'll be cool. But it's free. And also they're free. Yeah. So just go online to make sure you get a seat. But yeah. Go to watchacrapins.com to follow us on social media and support us on patreon.com/watchacrapins. That's how you can support more. Add to their crap and smell bag and access the bonus episodes and come join us for the Hangout, which is happening tonight at 6 p.m. Pacific. 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