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(upbeat music) ♪ That's why I shot, banger punk rules ♪ ♪ Come and gather 'round and make fun of his voice ♪ ♪ I guess the problem, don't be once with Bravo ♪ ♪ That's okay, we're making my problem ♪ ♪ Watch what crap is, watch what crap is ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Watch what crap is ♪ ♪ Watch what crap is ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ What happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ ♪ What happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ - This week's episode is brought to you by our super sponsor, Marvin Jey. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch for Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com and the banter blender podcast, and joining me, as always, is the hilarious and lovely and possibly caffeinated or at least baped up, Ronnie Karam from trashtalktv.com, hi Ronnie. - Hello, oh look at that, it's my alarm to wake up at 11.15 in the morning, isn't that classy? - It's the alarm to ask, what's happening? What's happening everyone? ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ - You know, Ronnie and I were very close this morning, I was just a block away from him on the street 'cause I had to drop off my car to get fixed and I went into the Starbucks that you normally go to, but I was there instead today. Well, I don't go to that Starbucks anymore because I am on a rent increase, or a Starbucks increase protest. - Oh, what do they increase? - Everything all the time. - Well, you know what they increase? They're a rewards program, ugh, I'm sorry everyone. This is what, here's what, if I can quote Andy Cohen, here's what, I got at this really condescending email from everyone did from Starbucks saying, "Guess what guys, we listened to you "and we decided to change the rewards program "because this is what you want." So now, you're gonna get stars for how much money you spend, not for what you purchase. - Oh, that is some bull cracker, right? - Which sounds all fine and dandy, except the thing is, I get myself a Venti ice coffee or a Grande ice coffee that costs like two, 75 or three, or whatever. So, let's see, it takes 12 stars to get your free drink. It says 12 times, 12 times three is roughly 36, and then it's changed, whatever. So you're talking about $36 or $40 before you get your free one. Okay, now, it's you get two stars for every dollar, you spend, and then you get your free thing at 125. - Oh, at them, and at 125 stars? - 125 stars, not 12. - Yeah, so now it was like 125 stars now. Well, guess what, 125 stars. That's basically like $60 you guys spend. So that's a significant increase for my free coffee. - Yeah, screw those guys. I make coffee at home now with my tiny little coffee machine and I got used to the taste of the cancer creamer and now I'm fine. FU Starbucks, never going with you again. - FU, I know this is first world problems, but you know what, if you're listening to a podcast about Real Housewives, you have no right to complain about first world problems. - Yeah, welcome to our Bravo podcast, our Starbucks opening. - Exactly, so anyway, please feel free to visit us at watchworkrapins.com where you can find all our social media links, that's where you can find me and Ronnie on Twitter and Instagram. Go check out our links and follow us because we are insecure and only feel validated through followers. - Oh, thank God, that's not true. I'd really be depressed. - You should also come to Facebook.com/watchworkrapins so much good stuff on there. People post amazing hilarious stuff. Also, if you support us on patreon.com/watchworkrapins, then you get access to all sorts of extra content, like a weekly bonus episode, you've been talking about OJ, we talked about the Oscars this week, and also monthly hangouts, ringtones, and of course, it allows you to contribute to the Crapins mailbag, which we will be doing in just a few minutes. So, that's all the really, really important stuff. And I have a little update. I am working on the Watchworkrapins glossary. This is something, a document, that's kind of crowd sourced through our Facebook page because we have so many running gags and in-jokes and references and quotes that will bust out at any moment and we're constantly getting new listeners and we don't want you to be totally confused. So, once this is ready, we will post it somewhere and you can access it and you can read all your favorite quotes and things and understand where they came from or what they were, what their origins were, all that fun stuff, so. - Love it, you cannot wait to read the gloss. - Yeah, so far, I mean, I basically put them all out on a spreadsheet and now I just have to fill in the definitions, but- - Man, you love a spreadsheet. - I do love a spreadsheet. I love a spreadsheet, which is funny 'cause I'm not even remotely involved in consulting or counting. - But you love them. You always let, ever since I've met you, love to spread shit. - Well, they could be really useful. So, our most running gags and jokes and things like that come from real houses of Orange County, we have 21. We have 21 jokes, inside jokes, ongoing jokes from real houses of OC. I think cut fitness is our top one. That's why we say the most. People don't know what that means. That's our nice way of saying this word. - And hey, batch. - And batch, batch is not, so we have, I can just go through what we have from Orange County. Cut fitness, justice headband. That's what Megan King Edmonds wears when she's trying to get to the bottom of something. Sombrero scale, that's a way to quantify how angry Shannon Bador is or outraged or shocked or sad at any given moment. If it's a three on the Sombrero scale, she's in bad shape. That came from an image that we had on our Facebook page. - A Mexican party or something where they all had to wear Sombrero's. - Yeah, here's another, of course- - Oh, Shannon upset Miss Sombrero. Wasn't that the- - I start charities, Megan. Wasn't it that party? - I think it was a different party. Maybe it was the same. I don't know. It was at the beginning of that season, and I just remember she was getting more and more mad, and it all, all those Sombrero faces had something to do with Megan calling her in the car when she was driving her car. - Yeah, she was- - Like that was the huge fight. - She was getting, and her eyes were bulging. It was amazing. David, David, we have that's on there. Gretchen Rossi decor. However, the Kellyanne day sign, rooster art, batch, crab hands, undolays, mall house, 40 to 15, negative thoughts a day. Here lies Shannon Bador. Gashor pubs. I just put gashor pubs as a general thing. 'Cause we don't have, we don't have like a single line about gashor pubs. Maybe I'll do gashor pubs slash sugar. That's what I'll do, sugar. Whoop it up. I forgot my mom was dead. Feet on the couch. Miss 30 year old, roller coaster voice. Chandeliers. And that's it. - You have to add Bluetooth to the chandeliers. 'Cause Bluetooth chandeliers. I don't even know if it is a Bluetooth chandelier, but we say it every time. - Okay, I didn't- - It's funny. It's funny to imagine Shannon Bador standing at the top of the staircase spiral with a Bluetooth thing on her phone just lifting David up and down while they fight. - I'll let you down when we're done with this conversation, David. - David? - David. - David. - I feel like there's more, but I can't even think about, I can't even remember what other OC wants. Was that like Shannon, Lizzie's bathing suit? I don't know if that's enough of a running joke. - No, I think they have to be actual words because if we water it down, then it'll just seem crickering. - Yeah, yeah, there are so many. And then we have a ton walk. - Because sometimes they walk on the sidewalk. - We only talk about that on the show. - Yeah, so we have a ton from Beverly Hills also in Vanderpump Rules. Those are our three biggest ones. And then I think New York City and Miami and Melbourne also have huge representation. And ladies and gentlemen, we basically do, like every show there's like a ton. I'm sad that there aren't more than gallery girls. So anyway, that's the, we're working on that. That's really fun. I'm excited for everyone to be able to read that and chime in and contribute. It'll be a living document darling. It'll continue to grow. - A living will of the people. (laughing) - Hanky, get your glossary ready. - I had to fix the sound on our Real Housewives of New York preview that we did the other day because the first one has no sound. Sorry about that if you got the first one, but I fixed it really fast. And usually we don't listen to this show, obviously. Like we have to hear ourselves all day anyway, but I had to listen to that section to make sure the sound was right. And we miss so many fucking funny things that happen on that. Ramona making a living will. I mean, come on. I thought it was, I thought it was Bethany making a living will. - Oh, well that makes more sense. But just from the sound, I was like Ramona's living will. What the hell's gonna be in there? Like shit, she stole from other people's house. - My mother always said you want to have your own will 'cause you don't want to be relying on a man to have you make a will for you, okay? It's a living will, you know what? 'Cause when there's a will, there's a way. Whoa, that's like a great saying. Like someone should like coin that, okay? That's like Ramona Blue in sayings, okay? When there's a will, there's a way. I'm sorry, there's a way. When there's a will. - No, I'm sleeping. - The dresses I stole from the Bethany show and then light up fell out of my trunk to the wind, okay? (laughing) And you can only have these dresses if you promise not to tell Bethany that you have them, okay? You cannot give them back to Bethany, okay? - That, Avery, I am going to leave you to render these yellow plates that I stole from her house. So when I am gone and you need a little light in your life, may you always look at these plates and think about sunshine. 'Cause yellow makes me think of sunshine. - I would like to leave Heather Thompson, a gigantic poster of Ramona Renewed, okay? Renewal, Renewal, so Heather, don't forget me again. Next time you have an event, he is a poster for you, okay? I just want you to know, even though I'm dead now, I'm still met you, okay? - Okay, I'm over it, I'm over it! - But okay, okay. I would like to leave Jill Zarin, a black and a white tile from my sports bar on 6A Avenue. That way you always remember how things are not always black and white between us, okay? I'm sorry, it's day class A, not to give you a floor tile. - Oh, Ramona's. All right, what have we got to do today? We are going to talk about Real House as a Beverly Hills, such a good episode. We're gonna talk about newlyweds the first year, and I think, are we talking about Tor Group? We didn't even realize that Tor Group almost, we were like those two bitches from Vegas who didn't get to the Tor Group on time. We almost missed the entire thing. Oh my God, that sheep doesn't even have a nice teeth. That's like a poor sheep head that they want me to eat. (groans) It's breast-ed, ew. - So we'll get to all that, but first. (dramatic music) ♪ Drop it, it's now back ♪ (groans) I should be writing down the times, right? This is what we do when we do this show. We do the post-production during the actual production at the same time. - So it's about 10 minutes, 45 seconds into this. It could change. So Crap is mailbag, go, go, go, go, go, go. We have so much from the leap year mailbag. All right, so Lauren Grabowski asks or says, "Sometimes you guys use the extended cut "of the opening song and sometimes use "the traditional cut of the opening song. "I'm curious what makes you decide. "I think I'll go with the extended cut this episode." - Yeah, the one where we talk about have nothing rhymes with bravo. - Okay, Lauren, well I'm glad you're gonna go with the extended cut of me. (laughing) I like that she's like, it's like we're a donut shop. I think I'll do the extended one today, thanks. And then do you have any munchkin versions of the song too? - Oh, that's what you get for being a patron. I'm subscribed, right? - I like which kind of, which opening would you like today? - Yeah, well Lauren, I will trust, since I'm doing production today, I will try to do the extended one. There's actually really simple, unexciting reasoning on my end. I used to always play the full song. And then Ronnie, I saw that you were doing an abbreviated version, and I thought, "Ooh, that maybe this is too long." So I started doing the abbreviated version, and then I just kept with the abbreviated version, 'cause it's like we have this template, like in Final Cut, so I just have the abbreviated one in there. But then I noticed that sometimes Ronnie, you go back to the extended one. - So then you can tell when I'm producing, well, usually this sounds worse when I'm producing, like everything goes haywire when I produce. So you can tell, but I don't have a deep reason either. It's usually I have the wrong hard drive cut. I mean, the wrong hard drive plugged in, and so my computer doesn't have the shortened one, and I'm just like so frustrated that I'm not, I get too lazy to even plug in a hard drive and restart Final Cut. - I'm like, screw it, we're using a long one today. - There's no exciting backstory. Oh, and some of you may notice that sometimes the episode ends with music, and sometimes it doesn't. That's because I made closing music, but I never got around to telling Ronnie that I did. So for basically like two years, my episodes end with music, and I only recently sent the file over to Ronnie. - I liked it four years later, we're actually making an effort to send my string line, but I just, it's too much. - I know, I know, well, you know, it's a podcast. People take it so seriously, you know? Okay, listen, we're not NPR, okay? But we wind up on the same list as them, and so that just goes to show we don't have to do the same shows than to wind up where they are. - Oh, we're too bitches, talking on the phone for a few hours. - That's it. - That's basically what it is. Okay, so Megan Patenge, I hope I said your name right. Patenez, Patenez, Patenez. - Patenez. - Patenez. - Patenez. - Patenez. - Meghan Patenez, Patenez. - So she says, just became a member, so excited. Love you guys, you really do make my long drive to work every day, enjoyable. I would like to ask you, I would like to ask for my first question, what do you think about the email out there that Yolanda sent to Bella after her DUI, legit or not? If true, interesting how she sent a similar email to all the girls, is this how she takes her business? Shameful, ooh, Megan Patenez, just coming in with a shame at the end there. - I love email shaming. - Yeah. - Shame her use of email. - How dare you use a template? - Well, we got that email. It's funny that that email has come back around this year because that came out last year when Bella got her DUI and it didn't happen on the show. Did it, it happened before last season aired and Yolanda had sent that mail and the websites picked up on it and we actually read it in its entirety on the show and it was so fun. I mean, we'd love to slam Yolanda in any, or just talk like Yolanda, basically, terribly. And we read it a long time ago and it came back around and this time it has been edited. They edited it, they put together the words properly and they made it readable. And I'm guessing that they made the nurse whore did that because that was not how the original email was. It was like alphabet soup with maybe half the alphabet missing, you know, poured into one of the other one's balls. I mean, it was a mess. - Wow, yeah, I haven't revisited that letter in a bit but I wouldn't be surprised if she just copied and pasted or if she just like, you know, Yolanda's not a woman who screams at originality. So if she just repeats herself over and over again in email form, that seems like it would be totally possible too. - Yeah, Yolanda lies a lot. And so when she's talking, she's not gonna say much because she's as much of a dodo bird as Yolanda is and how as stupid as she tries to pretend to be and as believable as that is, she's actually a very good manipulator. - She's really got all of that down and she knows when to put shit down in writing. You know, I think she wants to be able to tell the other one, listen, other one, go search mommy on your Gmail and then you hear what I have to say again. I'd put it at explicitly these. - She's like, I was going to send you this over a fax machine but I decided to email instead. - And also she can accidentally send it to the blogs so that they'll yell at Bella for her over and over again every year so she can still pretend to be nice over in the corner. - Look out and while you're the other one, that means your email shame comes soon. - Bella, I did forgive you. I'm sorry reality coffee picked it up and we put it out there. I'm so sorry, baby. - Yeah, take a little mermaid bath towel. I got it from the corner. (laughs) - Thank you for that time. - What's the second one? - Okay, what, what? - Didn't she have another question? - Um, no, we all sort of like, we sort of answered both of them in one fell swoop 'cause we're just such good podcasters. - I was mysterious though that somebody rewrote that email and fixed it and then it was re-released. I mean, the website wouldn't do that, would they? - Maybe, but I don't think so. - That shit was crazy. I'll see if I can find it in my screenshots. Also, speaking of you'll want a crazy emails, last week's email that she wrote to Kyle that we read on the air as all the housewives, that email was taken off of her private foot and pressed in sight. And that was-- - The word didn't pressed inside it, I guess. - Bravo got pissed at her so she had to pull it down and they edited it and rewrote it. You know, it's even better than Daisy, the nurse horse version. - So far. - You know, stop editing emails, you guys, just the internet. - Listen, Yolanda is like history, it gets revised. So-- - Live revision. - Live revision. - Dear, dear Tic, I am so disappointed that you decided to spread your disease to me and countless other DIA. I am going to, I think that you are just doing it for Tic TV. - Revision one, listen here, you little bastard. - You do that again and David will not give you any more allowance, it will only be Muhammad, do you understand me? - Okay, so Randy Guerrero's, he asks, or maybe it's a she, but I think it's a he. It goes, okay, literally that's how his questions start. It's with a bunch of o's and a k, okay. It gets so hard to decide what to ask you guys first. If the real house has a Miami was going to be rebooted, who would you cast on season four? I personally would love to see Adriana, Leah, Lisa, Alexia, Anna, Christy Rice and hot young new wife rounded out. I really liked Anna in season two and thought she would have been a main housewife in season three. Well, it sounds like Randy that you pretty much just want what was there except minus, what's her face, Marisol. So I think what I would do is I would want Adriana, Leah, not Lisa, I thought Lisa was pretty worthless. Alexia definitely, even though Alexia is worthless too, but it's just relive for when she goes, oh well, you know, Peter likes to reboot lots of things. He loves when a taxi gets rebooted so then he can kick it again and again. It's like rebooting his passion 'cause he's an artist, you know? Yeah, you know, he only kicked that homeless person in the face and filmed it on his TV because he wanted to get his boots rebooted but they had already been rebooted and so he needed some blood on them and now he's got rebooted boots, you know? And you know, the homeless man has rebooted face because it grew back different. So you know, reboot. Actually, Randy did not include what's her face on this. Joanna? - Joanna, yeah. - Well, that's interesting, Randy. I agree with your, what do you call it when you leave something out? - A mission. - What's wrong with me today? - I know, I'm going crazy. My coffee is like not working, it's not kicking in. - I'm hyper, I just don't know what the fuck I'm saying. That happens every day. - Well, you know. - But I actually agree. I would get rid of Joanna. - 'Cause she was good. - She was fun the first, she was crazy the first season and the second season she was crap. - She's fine, she's fine. Like, I don't care, but I would like it to be evened out to where people have teams because you've got a very clear team and they're pretty much anti-Lia and Joanna. So you've got like the Cuban gang, I guess, is what they were called, which is racist. You know, you can't say that 'cause you know gangs, whatever, you're a gang, okay? You literally are, it's not even racist because it's true. I'm surprised you guys don't have machine guns in your fucking truck. They gather together and just attack people. But I actually found them very entertaining, but I would like to see some real rich people, like Lia is legit rich and she's also the older one. And I don't like on these shows where it's a bunch of younger people going against someone older. It makes me uncomfortable, it's weird. It's a Beverly Hills thing going on right now too. - I think what I would want would be, again, I would get rid of Lisa. I don't know if, Anna, I don't know, she was, you know, she was fine on her season and then the reunion. She just became such a cut fitness and it was like not like pleasant. - Christi Rice, I hated. I actually wish for this franchise they would double down on the Latino factor of Miami. Because, you know, I mean, most of these housewife franchise are essentially like, look at the black people in Atlanta. Look at the Jewish people in New York. Look at the Italians in Jersey. Look at the blonde, like white trash and OC. You know, or at least that's the way they started. They've kind of gotten away from-- - Look at the crazy rubber faces in Beverly Hills. - It's gotten away from that a little bit, you know, I don't think that the New York cast is as like, classically New York Jewishy as it used to be, which, you know, which is fine, obviously. - Classically neurotic. - Yeah, classically neurotic. But I do think though that it would be, I think it's a good, the PC side of me said, this is a really good opportunity to get like, like a Latin based show on Bravo. But second of all, I think it'd be really fun. I think you get a bunch of like hot-headed kubano ladies or maybe some of them aren't hot-headed, maybe dispel the stereotype. But I always felt like Bravo kind of like, held back a little bit, you know, they had Adriana, they had Alexia, Anna, but I didn't, I always felt like I, I think we were always expecting it to be a show full of like Sophia Bregaras and we just didn't get what we had wanted. - I'm totally racist. - Just bring back, just bring back Karen Sierra, celebrity dentist. - Yes. - They definitely need to bring back Karen Sierra, who was the worst and best. - 'Cause she was crazy. - And she could also be on the side. And then maybe one more, one or two more, like someone with Stefan, you know, is gonna be like really nice, but then lose it. - Aren't there like telenovela stars? Like, why did, how did Bravo, which is like under the Comcast umbrella with, is it Univision? I believe NBC owns Univision or is it Telamondo? I think it's Univision. How, how did they not get a telenovela star on them? That's what I wanna know. I think because it's produced by pop, which is like white gay guys. And so they're like, oh, let's go to Miami. And then, you know, they're like, oh, they're Latino and Fenny. So, okay, we also have these rich white ladies. - Yeah, I think, I think that they, I personally would love to see a reboot, because I also feel like Miami is a fun setting. I feel like the vibe on the Miami cast, you know, the seasons were up and down, but I feel like Bravo shouldn't give up on Miami as a place for the Real Housewives. I think-- - Too late. - I know, but that's not too late. They can go back or maybe they'll like rename it as like the Real Housewives of South Florida, or the Real Housewives of Dade County, or you know, sort of the way they-- - The Real Housewives of Tampa. - Yeah, kind of like the way they kind of rebranded Real Housewives of DC as Potomac, you know? - Oh God, that is not even in the same brand. - But it was still like, there's the same region, but they knew that DC people, most people do not like DCs. This way they're not saying DC again, they're saying Potomac is something new and fresh. Anyway-- - That's new. I don't know how fresh it is. Sorry, I was inhaling the taste of cappuccino, and I don't even know what the hell's in here. It's not great. - It's a cappuccino, frappuccino. (laughing) Okay, let's see. Now there's some questions who, that we didn't get to on Tuesday. Let's see, Karens are with, oh, Kesar. Kesar who made us little buttons and pins in Austin. Since Donald Trump has made it plausible for reality stars to run for public office, which housewife do you think would be the best and worst president? Who would be their running mate be? Who would their running mate be? Since election year has always fallen a leap year, this is timely. (laughing) So, oh, 'cause it was a leap year question. So I would like to see Lisa Rinna run for president and have her platform be that she's been around for a long time, baby. She was like, listen, America, I've been around a long time, baby. If you need me to do something, if you need me to shovel the shit out of the streets, I will do it, baby. I'll do anything for this office. I'll do anything for a buck, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm one of you. My housekeeper drops a mouse. (laughing) - Do we have to pick from that show or is it any housewife? - Which housewife, any housewife? - I would say for president, I would like to see Bethany as president. (laughing) - She would do a really good job with carrying out Donald Trump's immigration policies. Walls are up, walls are up. - Walls are up. - Literally, if another Mexican comes to this country, I'm putting up a wall. Like, I literally, I can't. Like, another one, I'm gonna be dead on the ground. Like, crying, okay, I can't see another Mexican in the country. Okay, I'm putting up a wall, okay, wall up. - But I like that she would never really change anything because she's so inconsistent. She'd be like, walls up, okay, walls down, walls down. - Okay, I like you now. I like you, I like you. Like, the poor immigrants wouldn't know. It's like, can we get over the day? - I don't think the immigrants will want to come over. I think that she would be the most successful president in our history because all of Congress would just be like, just stop, she's a one woman filibuster. Okay, she's like, okay, you know what, you know what? You know, okay, I get this bill. Like, I see what you wrote, but like, I don't get it. Like, what's it about, like, is it about reform? Is it about taxes? Is it about like health care? Like, I see a lot of different things, I see doggers. Like, whoa, there's no, but there's no dog. Like, why is there a dog? I don't, this is, this is a paper. There's no ears here. Like, I don't get it. Like, why do you see a dog? Well, you need to, you need to fix the brand, okay? This is what you need. Okay, I need, like, you need to change your look, okay? Okay, okay, Mitch McConnell, okay. This is like the suit, it's like it's draft. It's like old, like, like, where are you gonna sell to Macy's? Like, what part of the store? Like, how many was the display? You're manufacturers, okay, the whole McConnell brand, I don't get it. Why is this awful? Why is this office oval? I don't get it. Like, oval? Who does that? I'm destroying here. Like, it's ridiculous. Get it out. Get it out. Like, there's no corners. No, it's full lunches. I don't want any lunch. You know what? Fingernails. You know what? That's what the Israel? Israel? Palestine? Literally, like, shut up. Like, both of you just shut up, shut up, okay? Like, like, it's literally, like, if you guys are gonna fight anymore, like, I'm literally gonna put a wall around all of your cities, okay? Like, literally, like, enough, okay? Mmm. Walling all the cities. They're just all walls with, like, skinny girl clip art. I know. That's what she's gonna do. Like, every time there's a national disaster, she's gonna, like, airlift in bottles of skinny girl margaritas. What? I mean, everyone needs a drink. Everyone needs to have a cocktail. Her first executive order is to make the flag thinner. Yeah. Mmm. The worst president. The worst little tiny flags everywhere. Who would be the worst president? Everyone else. Mmm. Running mates. Well, I would like to see a Bethany, Leah Blackbill. Tarot down. That's what it says. That's what it says. Tarot down. There's red tape. Just cut through it and tear it down. We would just mock all of the people she doesn't like. She does that on Twitter. It's so funny. She's very political. She's very political. She's one of the only ones I follow on my personal Twitter just because we met her or whatever. So, I see a lot of her tweets. And she's so funny. She's just always going after it. She's a Democrat, obviously, so she's always, like, going after the Republicans really hard. Like, today she was tweeting at Romney and she's like, "It's my party, I'll cry if I want to, right?" It's like, emoji of a baby bottle. I like to think of her as a debate and to be like, "Ask her something about campaign, reform, whatever. Her response just be, "Bethany, what are we going to do? I'm looking at all this and there's like, so many things we haven't paid off yet. We're such dead. This is ridiculous. We're rich." We got an invoice. The people. Invoice America. Invoice them. Listen, if you want to come to America, you've got to borrow your ticket. And if you don't borrow a ticket, I'm going to invoice, yeah. We owe China a lot of money. Just put them in the front row. Put them in the front row and see if they'll let it go. I was sending Freda on a diplomatic mission and she went and all she did was swim in the hotel pool. All right. Set China up on a date with Taylor, the guy from American Idol, you know. I know him. He's crying. They love him in China. Who now? How far is that? I'm going to really have to do some vocal warmups to get that register back. I don't know where it went, but it's a- I can't tell if you're a transistor radio or a dolphin in need of help. Elise Hayes says, "According to Stasi's podcast, Lisa Vanderpump is DJ James' manager. What does a pitch meeting among Lisa, James, and the Tom's sound like if the Tom's wanted to promote the White Kanye West along with sangria?" Oh my god, that's a big meeting. Yeah. I can be- I'll be Tom Schwartz, okay? So since you're Tom Sandoval, you start. So we're just pitching? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Actually, I'll take it. So basically, what we want to do is like, you know, we have a lot of ideas, but they're not really formed yet about like sangria and James and like- Dude, I just don't think- We're still thinking that. We're still thinking that. We're still thinking that. We're still thinking that. Like, you should have let me talk first, dude. Like, Lisa, I'm sorry if you're like not taking us seriously or whatever, but like- Well, like we do take it seriously, it's just that like, you know, like I thought taking seriously meant we'd go on SiriusXM radio and then like talk about sangria and so I hadn't really come up with a plan because no one had booked us on the radio yet, so we're just waiting for that, really. So like, look, shut up, man. Like, okay, look, Lisa, I've come up with the plan, like I've been thinking about it, you know? I'm like, it's a smart one. I just want to say that like- So here's the plan that Tom came up with. Okay. So the plan is basically like, so we're going to like go to the bar and we'll drink it and then like we're going to think about it and then what? God. Just like Kristin. Damn, Kristin. I think we need a spin-off sangria called Kristin because it's like so annoying that people want to drink it just so it'll go away, but then bim, it's refilled. You know what I mean? You know, it's like, now that there's like Kristin sangria and also LVP sangria, it's just like a lot and I was thinking that I really like modeling and like James is attractive and makes me think about how I'm attractive and like, I don't know, when I wake up do I really want to be talking about James and sangria, so I was just thinking I could like my band could come in and play and then we could drink this and green on the stage, you know, like my band. So like, I don't want to bring up my band, but like my band, you know. So now there's like a whole stage for people. You know, now that there's like a whole stage, I'm sort of like, whoa, this is like really a lot bigger than I was thinking and I thought it would just be like us drinking sangria to bar and I'm, I don't know, Lisa, I'm like, I want to be responsible and I want to be good, but I also want to follow my dreams. So I think you have to step away. A little light on the camera on top of the fridge by the schedule has gone off, so this meeting's over. Pandora has stopped watching this meeting. All right, everybody gone, get out, get out, be better. That was fun. That's the Vanderpumpet's president, she'd just be like, what do I do? Be better, Tony, I mean, what did I do? Be better, be better, are we good because we'd better be good, America. I want to be damn sure, damn sure that's we're good, okay, isn't he a pitting, we are fine again. All right, darling, but if you, if you start becoming deferential to Stasi, it's going to ruin Russia. Do you understand? Well, she would be great in a debate, Lisa, you know, what, I wish I actually knew enough current events to be able to properly satirize them in our parodies. I'm like, Lisa, soul, what do you think about the budget? Well, I mean, I don't know, I don't know about the budget, but you surely you must know something didn't Mohammed tell you about the budget? I mean, he says it's bloated, but I don't know, I don't want to talk about the budget. My place to talk about it. Brilliant developers in all of Beverly Hills, that's what I have to say about the budget. Here's what we need, more pencils and pins and less electronic things getting in the way or I want to see this budget written in pen and paper telling. Excuse me, a very important meeting where I count 17 flowers. Goodbye. One, two, three, she'd save all the turkeys. No turkeys for Thanksgiving. Give him the shit out of this mailbag. We're going to be here. I think we've got. I know. I think we got them all. We have a lot of questions, which is cool because people are excited. So thanks, everyone. I hope I got everyone. I'm sorry if we didn't. I think Shannon Mass, I think we forgot yours. So I'm sorry. Good to you next time. We'll get you next to him. Shannon Missed. Is it? Where's the moon cycle right now? Because every girlfriend of mine is calling right now, like, and I know it's drama. Every girl calling to cry about something. What the hell? I don't check the moon cycle. I don't know where the moon cycle is. I know where the moon colonica is, and I think it's on my ass, David. David. David. Where's the soul cycle at, David? David. You went to soul cycle, you batch. What about cut fitness cycle? David. David, I don't know what to say. Tamra's soulless cycle classic cut. I know. She's just going up to people and throwing drinks in their face and slapping them. Batch. You could do better. Your fat batch has been left because your fat batch sank out. So why don't we get started with Beverly Hills? Because you know what? It was. I was. Revart heard by this episode. I loved it. Resulted. Beverly Hills, what a day. The show about nothing. It's like the Seinfeld of the housewives shows. This show, they will fight about nothing for 20 episodes. It's actually getting hard to follow the line of logic. You know, we'll get to it. But by the end of the episode, Eileen's annoyed, at Lisa Rinna, it's so abstracted and strange to me. I'm like, wait. What? I don't get it anymore. But anyway, it's crazy. If you want to read my written recap, go to Trash Talk TV. I'm writing them every week and they're a thesis every week. So if any of these things sound familiar, it's because I'm reading from it today because this is our note grid. That's right. I was super excited this week because in last week's preview, they made it look like this is the week that Don Rickles, Erica's husband, who looks just like Don Rickles, is going to be kicking someone out of the house and telling them, you know, they're not to you or whatever. And it wasn't this week. That's next week. Yes. So this episode starts off with Lisa Rinna in her house with, I mean, look, I'm sorry to even be reading from myself, but there were so many poetic things in this episode. And this was one. Okay. Lisa Rinna and her, her main, her port housekeeper, it looks exhausted. Okay. She's got a purse strung over her. She's just tired. She comes in with all these bags from Ralph's, which Ralph's, what real house watch shops at Ralph? Yeah. You know, it's so funny. I totally noticed the Ralph's bags too. I was like, look, the Ralph's got cleared for real housewives. But she's like, look, it's food, it's food for my kids. I eat. Cost the same as Whole Foods, but it's significantly worse. Less foods, you know, it's like more foods for less, you know, screw all things. I've been around a long time, baby, and Ralph's is the best, the best, the best, okay, baby? I remember one time going to Ralph's with Nicole Eggert in 1991, and we're like, look, look at the canned goods. It's good store, baby. I knew Ralphie. I knew Ralphie from that Christmas movie, where he almost shot his eye out, you know? I mean, we were both on the folding chairs for this, for this grocery store, and you know, Ralphie won. Wow. Now it's called Ralph's. Yeah. We had a good time. We had a good time, baby. Do you think it'd be awkward if I texted him right now? I kind of feel like I should. I should. Maybe I shouldn't. Should I? Ralphie, do you know OJ? Lip emoji. Lip emoji. XOXO. Own it, bitch. I have a Christmas story for you. Ralphie once went down on me in a parking lot of Ralph's. That's why it's called Ralph's. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, so things from Ralph's. So she, Lisa Rinna does a lot of really subtle things in this because I guess that's kind of her passive aggressive nature, but she's doing things like, Oh, you want to call me anorexic? Okay. Well, the first scene is going to be us unpacking food. And look, it's all this canned food. I'm like, Lisa, no one's believing this. Her kid is standing in front of a fruit bowl. It's all this fruit that's rotted. It's all these rotting bananas. And I just kept thinking, here's Lisa Rinna accused of being a bipolar anorexic with bowls of uneaten rotting fruit. And then they get a shot of Lisa standing behind a bowl of lemons. And you only see half her face. So she's literally being upstaged by lemons at the same time. And I was like, Lisa, no, yeah. And then she moves on to her next passive aggression, which is my kid, sick too. And my kid has a real thing, tonsillitis. It's terrible. Hey, I'm going to call the doctor. She's like, hello, real doctor in a place, not in a strip mall in Mexico, someplace. Oh, it's only to bring my health advocate in for tonsillitis, just want to know. Well, I don't have one because I'm a mom, okay, I'm a child health advocate. Do you understand? But you know, if you're a Yolanda, and like the other one had tonsillitis, be like, you know, I'm just trying to raise awareness for these awful things that are ruining us for the inside out. You can't even breathe. You can't even eat. It's just like awful. I can't be myself anymore. Oh, Lisa Rinna, meanwhile, I think everything she did today was kind of a fuck you to your one. Yeah, probably. I really do. She's like, look at my legit sick kid that I'm going to a real doctor to fix. Yeah. Real surgery. Real ass. You want to say my kid has tonsils? Go ahead. Lisa Vanderpump. I don't care. It won't be mad. Own it. Own it. Baby. Own it. She's been owning this tonsillitis. It's going to be sad to see those things go. The tonsils are actually going to appear on Dancing the Stars next year. We're all very excited. So let's see here. Next we move over to Yolanda and David, my love or David. And I think they are in David's bachelor fuck pad because there's no room to walk. And every time Yolanda walks around, it looks like she's walking over something and I'm like, LOL. Yeah. He won't let her in the Malibu hostel. So this scene, he's starting out with playing the piano. He's at the grand piano playing Ave Maria, which he's like legit talented, but he's making notes like he's reinventing fucking opera Maria David. He David. Ave Maria. The remix of a Maria, the DJ snake remix, except it's like the David Foster remix. He can take rap songs and make them sound like music. That's the guy who makes elevator. Yeah, it's true. It's true. Yolanda, by the way, is just over David. He's playing Ave Maria. She comes in in her bathroom. She's looking gorgeous. She's really perfecting her fiddler on the route for person makeup. She's got her brown eyeshadow, but she's wearing these big diamonds and she just looks so pretty. She's like, "David, hello." And he's like, "Oh, wait a second, Ave Maria, this is a tough one." David. And so she walks over. She's not getting his attention. So she walks over and stands right in front of the photo of Gigi and just gives him a dirty look and goes, "Oh, that's beautiful." Mm. It just stands there and waits under a picture of Gigi. The show is so good. Do they do this on purpose? You know, I think everything Yolanda does is on purpose, for sure. Yeah. So they're going to have their big party. You know, we are famous for having these big, famous parties. We're going to have it at Worley's because there's no room here and the Malibu house is too difficult at the Malibu house because, you know, it smells like divorce there. It will be easier to walk into a restaurant and to walk up the stairs from the basement after letting the tennis out for different performance. So they're famous parties and then we see like a montage of all their people. Yeah. Like, yeah, exactly. We see the tenors. We see just famous, like a trumpeter or famous, famous adult contemporary artist that one does not listen to. I'll emerge during at these parties. But you know, I read that adult contemporary is the biggest thing in music because those are the only people still buying CD because everybody else is just getting shit for free. Oh, yeah. For sure. For sure. It's like, what was Simon Cowell's... Simon Cowell's... People never die off. People need to sell the CD's. What was Simon Cowell's tenor group was like, ill, dulce, or ill dulce, or dulce hill. It's like, dulce and leche. He's doing anything to sell things. Oh, God. Your frappage, you know. Now. To me, I always call it Carmella Soprano music because it's like the sort of music I imagine Carmella Soprano would listen to and be like, this is absolutely beautiful. You know, it's like, Andrea Bachelli, like I can't. She's all sobbing in her car pretending her husband's not a murderer. Yeah. So then we go over to villa horse poop. I mean, that plays my stink. Yeah, too many animals now. It is officially... It's not even a petting zoo. It is just a full on manure facility. There's no wish shot of Ken flesh Roomba in his ass out in the backyard, like, and he's like, it's the shot of Ken staring out over their beautiful hills or whatever. And the little midget donkey horses are about to go over the cliff. They look terrified of Ken. Yeah. Well, those, I mean, those donkeys, they just sort of seem to pop up everywhere. I was like, oh, they're coming up to the pool. They're coming up to the pool and I had to, we have to just get a little place for them. It's like, how do you have little mini horses and donkeys and you have no pendant area for them? That's crazy. And how have they not been eaten by the coyotes? I mean, that's like a hometown buffet up there. I know. So Kyle comes over and... The best thing in the entire episode, and it was a good episode, but the best part was Kyle coming in and being like, hey, Lisa, and then the little dog hearing her and getting up and leaving the room. Yeah. So I was like, got to get out of here. This is gonna be terrible. He's like, fuck her. So Kyle and Lisa, blah, blah, blah, they're gonna go to Yolanda's party. And I, the only thing I have to note in the scene is that I give Kyle a lot of shit for back fat. Kyle is wearing a bra on her size and a lovely dress that fits. Well, look at that. Maybe we can all move forward. You see, you guys progress. Well, I like, I like Lisa and Kyle basically mumbling to each other about how they essentially were really not looking forward to going to this dinner party. And Kyle was just gonna try to, like, talk to Yolanda. She's like, how about, like, I just say, yeah, we both had a bad day. So whatever. I was like, okay, great, just shove it under the rug, okay. Which they won't. Kyle never does. No, never. He's like, okay, here's what we're gonna say on camera that we're gonna say. She has the flattest rug possible. Nothing is shoved under there, unless it's like deep issues with Kim. And even those aren't, oh God, we'll get to that later. Yeah. So blah blah blah. Okay, so now it's you now it's everybody going to this this party at Chili's or whatever Yeah, and Yolanda and David are in the limo and David's like How do you feel annoying could you imagine if your spouse hummed like that all the time? Well, I do and no one's married to me so hmm for Yolanda, but I mean well literally soon But Yolanda she's sitting there. She's been oh Are you okay? Oh, no, not really I don't but up and back Tapping his knee They're both over each other's song and dance if you will So the poor people the poor new people always arrive at the party first so Catherine and Erica are there first and Fakes a little big bitch Doing her trophies Girl hey girl. Look at her there. She is look how beautiful she is. Am I right? Oh, so pretty, right? Workers like I don't give a fuck like I don't care like I don't look far. I was performing that's not too I am like I'm part, but I don't give a fuck. Oh my god. I don't care fuck tiredness. I was up till 2 a.m Like let like a rock start baby. Yeah, maybe you'll sing like one someday keep going to that that piano listen I got another gig at donut time tonight at 4 a.m. You know gotta get gotta make a coin, but I don't give a fuck I don't care. It's my gig the crazy thing happened last night at the other time They rather the jellies. Oh my god those queens went crazy. That was like guys. I don't give a fuck I don't get a fuck Went to the drive through at McDonald's. They still weren't serving breakfast yet only fake breakfast I was like, I don't give a fuck give me a big Mac. I don't care Went to the bank it was closed couldn't get my money. I was like fuck that. I don't care I don't give a fuck all my money tomorrow. Well cut business out We're the first ones here that's sort of awkward. I don't give a fuck. We'll just talk Paul sleep just like put a straw in my nose and shove some coke up there, you know cuz I'm a rock star I don't come back. I don't go to fuck I have to sleep out to sleep. That's what happens if we're humans. Okay, I don't go to fuck I have to sleep sometimes so over in a van to pump and Kyle's I like the idea of Eric and not giving you a fuck about doing very basic simple things Well, it's actually is that's all they do on this show. They've never done anything real alert like big, you know To figure out how to do a tax is it? Oh, I don't give a fuck Every year we got to pay taxes. So I'm gonna fuck. That's what you do. It's government fuck that I don't give a fuck about fucking that taxes I'm gonna ask Tom Ruffles like I'm gonna have I'm gonna write down a budget I'm gonna be like Can I have like twenty dollars to buy some fucks cuz right now I have no fucks to get okay You know what I need a new pen went to the store I could only find a pack of twelve big pens. I don't need twelve big pens too many pens You know, I'm gonna do all the other eleven pens gonna say I don't give a fuck whatever I might use them in the future Oh, God now I can't find a pen. Oh, they must be in that. I don't give a fuck drawer I'm like it's like some old Ikea screws. I never use. I'm gonna fuck. I don't give a fuck someday I might use them. So who cares whatever. I'm gonna fuck all screw. I like an Allen wrench You know, I like all the wrenches. I don't give an Allen wrench or a regular wrench like who gives a fuck I don't give a fuck Silver and Lisa and Kyle's limo. It's so awkward because Lisa really I don't know if it's being in limos or traveling or what it is But Lisa just gets grumpy and like stares out the window and then she's like darling Do you think it's weird that I said no she's just like I texted Kim happy birthday, and then she responded gun emoji bomb emoji Hammer emoji hammer emoji sword emoji haircut emoji pizza title title title What does that mean do you think she was angry at me darling? Oh, is she just pushing her phone for fun? Really good place now Kyle The same day that the mother-daughter experiment came out all the lifetime her Kim's like, yeah, fuck you Did you watch that with your last name as a piece of crap all right you little slut? No, I didn't watch it. Yeah, I didn't know I didn't I have it downloaded for When I just need to cry okay, I know I will laugh okay, okay, Heidi Montag and Kim Richards and one show together That's I mean eventually we're gonna have to see this Maybe I don't know I just have to see at least one There was I watched the first like five minutes and there was one girl on there the one who came in like after Kim Richards And I have no idea who she is and I think that she was on Bad Girls Club because she's like I'm known for being a bad girl So I think she was on Bad Girls Club, but cuz this is a lifetime show I think and she probably is not allowed to say bad girls club cuz it's on oxygen Really fascinating thoughts going on my lifetime aren't they or no, I guess Oprah has oxygen. What's what the hell cable? Lifetime is ABC and oxygen is NBC. Oh Snapple yeah, it's napple. We get real. There's a flavor getting real now getting real So then Kyle starts talking about her sister because you know she is talking about her sister Okay, then back over at the restaurant Catherine is telling Erica about this This fight this big lunch fight of I have the keys to the vote ladies. Yeah I read you'll want you I think no they were talking about that they weren't talking about that fight that we're talking about Lisa's dinner party because because Catherine and Erica were both at the keys of the vault party they were talking about like the night before and You know Catherine was just like gossiping as usual. That's what she does. She just gossips like without any inhibitions Okay, so then they all arrive blah blah blah Yeah, Kyle and Lisa both grab Yolanda. She comes in and Kyle's like Yolanda, I just want to say we don't have to talk about this now, but let's talk about it later. Okay, do you understand? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, she's like, let's talk about later. You know, okay, and then Lisa's like, okay I just want you to know though that I would never Ever say anything I never have and never will and I never I'm going to never will think dream about Ever say anything derogatory about your children and Yolanda's like can we have this conversation over coffee, please? Not now. Not now. I will even come to your home smell the animal shit possibly regatticked and Let you talk about It's very important for me to say this. I have never ever ever ever ever in my life never No, please can we just stop talking about it ever in my entire life. Do you understand what never means telling you understand? Oh, darling. Why are you crying? Are you crying? You cry baby? You're on the foster. Why are you crying? I just had to listen to boop boop doop doop doop a dot-dap dap dap in the car for eight hours from Malibu, okay? Is that what you're crying don't you cry? Are you getting emotional telling emotional one now? No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Yes, you are So they decide to sweep it under the deal. Okay, so now this is where shit just starts Going to bird because women have to fight over everything and the main women doing it today I mean, it's really all of them because Lisa Rinna too will be like so I heard that you didn't like, you know, Lisa's dress Okay, so it's usually her but this time it was it's always Eileen this time. Yeah, I mean doing it I mean they're the worst these people so I lean I lean hails Eileen hails Catherine over from her side of the table, right and Eileen's like Oh, come talk come tell you know Lisa Lisa Rinna wasn't at the dinner So she wants to hear what you were saying before the dinner, right? So then Catherine Catherine's just like oh well I said and she just based on repeats. I usually don't come with people call out my name like that So yeah, that was such a that I was like oh god you passed Catherine got a bot got to tell you how to call her now Yeah, I was like come on like Eileen wasn't doing anything What's the Eileen supposed to do send a formal invitation from one side of the table to the other, okay? It's everything with Catherine you have to do it a specific way Well, that's not how to call me but since we're new then I'll come over to your side of the table, okay Yeah, and then Eileen is acting like a story time She's like guys I want to tell you this story, but I feel that Catherine should tell it because it's really good and it involves Lisa Vanderpahb and Come here Catherine Catherine Catherine Catherine. So Catherine she makes Catherine come over and perform like some little fat kid at Christmas Yeah, I think you're song more than happy to because she's so eager to be with in with all these ladies Yeah So she's like well Erica said that Lisa Vanderpump shoots from the sides The sniper and has a spins a web as manipulative or whatever and then Lisa one is like oh no, that's I know Listen, I've been around Lisa Vanderpump a long time baby. I know Lisa Vanderpump, okay Like we went shopping back in the day with you know the older daughter from Mr. Belvedere Okay, like we we go back. Okay. She's not really the first time. I met Lisa Vanderpump baby, okay I saw her and I said I love you and she said I love you and then we just like talked about like, you know Dildo surgery, you know the normal things like she's great, baby. Okay, own it baby Lisa Vanderpump lark for he's and I used to always go to the movies together, okay, that was like 1993 We'd have a great time. Okay, she never was manipulative You know what has anybody considered that Yolanda might have been shot with the poison arrow anybody anybody That's how much I love Lisa Vanderpump But really at least we're gonna really didn't say anything except she laughed and said she doesn't even know we're like Well, Lisa. Yeah, Lisa was just like no I don't believe it which I think is a perfectly fine response whether or not you but you agree because I know some of our listeners are very anti-elisa ranna which I think is totally fine, but that's the whole point of these shows we all take sides That's the fun, but I think even even people who hate Lisa ranna can can see that she'll say oh no I don't agree Right. I mean, isn't that like fine to say that I guess I mean why aren't you yeah? Everybody just say what you want, you know if it turns into a big fact back and fight then that's what it's supposed to be in the first place That's why we're here is that's why we're here. That's why we have a Facebook page for you to yell at us so But either way Catherine says this and then Lisa's like no, that's that's crazy. That's crazy So down at the other part of the table. This is one of those long tables where no one can hear each other and no one can really talk It's like the worst kind of table for a group dinner actually because then what's the point of a group dinner? If you can only speak to the four people around you. Yeah, so Lisa has Ken sitting in between her and Erica which I thought was really funny like Ken's always her buffer He's also also between you and the one you hate darling is who is it tonight? Oh, fuck not I'll silently fought in a few million tonight, but I just point me the way So she pulls Erica over Ken so they're having this conversation while Ken is just silently buzzing in the back and gasping for air And Lisa's like darling, why would you tell people that I spin web selling cheat? You know, I just learned how to use the internet last year, you know Web talk children webs. I don't get even surf the web Spin away darling, please don't tell people like surf. Oh, yeah, that's all I need Yeah, I think with difficult enough last thing. I need this for anyone to think I'm just a common surf You know what I'm saying like I'm Lord Surfing surf on a web darling I was you know, it's use normal terminology, you know, darling So is that like that light material that they make little balls out of you know that they don't hurt the children's heads? Is that what surface? I just don't know. I don't know these things anymore. Well Erica is Completely shocked. She is as rightfully so. She's like, oh, oh And at first she just smiles big. She's like I'm talking to a senior citizen. So she's like, oh dear Well, I just changed your bed and oh, I bet my that was I'm just trying to say that You know, you're very Your personality is green. You're influential What did she say? She said something like no, I just think that you're very influential with women whatever She did say influential okay, and then it cuts to her talking to us and her talking head and she goes fucking cut fitness Well, I mean for real. I mean that I mean that sucks She was confiding in Catherine. We'll get to that in one second Yeah, like Erica just had a monologue a couple weeks ago about how she doesn't use that word to slander other women Yeah, cut fitness is a lifestyle. It's just about being fun Like having fun like it's all about like women like it's empowering It's like women having fun. Okay, that's cut fitness. I'll go fuck Mm-hmm well Erica's learning the hard way that she can't come by to any of these bitches cuz now It's twice that she's been burned by it. You know the first time being when she told When she told Yolanda about Kyle and Lisa talking about the kids although Erica still Deserves to be right over the coals cuz she made it sound like so much worse than it was So she's a little gossipy from every single party and tells Yolanda every little thing So yeah, she's got to be herself. So they are a little bit of fuck Fuck, but you know, so then Lisa Lisa was like, why do you say these things and you know I will say Erica did handle herself very well with Lisa. She just got her someone finally got Lisa. Yeah, she was just like no No, no Yeah, Lisa's like what are you saying manipulation like what are you talking about? I mean and Erica's still trying to back away at this point. Just like oh, I just met you know You should run a bank Lisa's like no telling because didn't you didn't you tell someone who even knows this? But this fight is really stupid, but it's this convoluted thing So I didn't you tell someone that the oh when Catherine asked you how long you knew your lander You said did Vanderpump tell you to ask that. Why would you say that? She said well cuz that's what I thought you know Because like she asked me if I knew Yolanda and how well I knew her and then like you asked me before that like that's a coincidence That's too much of a coincidence, which by the way, I have to say I don't think that's like too much of a coincidence I think that's a pretty normal like yeah That's dumb, you know when people do that they're gauging how much they're like how far they're allowed to go in on someone They're like listen. I have some bad things to say about Yolanda. So how long have you known her again? I know how badly I'm gonna attack her in front of you. That's what that means Erica. It's not a conspiracy Well at first I was with with Lisa on that So I'm like what she didn't even say anything because of course Vanderpump has that way of saying whatever she wants But saying it in a nice way and I thought what's the big deal here? But then when Erica said okay, okay, here's the deal. I feel like you were trying to What did you say? You were trying to make you were trying to hurt my friendship with Yolanda or something like that She says you don't like me and Yolanda as friends, which is probably true. Yes That's probably true. Yes. I think that what the well first of all Lisa probably wants her to be back of Erica being asked this question This dumbest conspiracy ever but Like Erica how long have you known Yolanda they showed both of those scenes and of course her answer changes all the time It went from she's one of my best friends To you know like I talked to her all the time. We're really close We've been close for years and years to well We just know each other from around but like each other from well, we're couples friends so we see each other here and there and What she basically said to Lisa is you're asking how long I know Yolanda because you're trying to insinuate that She didn't say this but what I feel is that she's saying you're trying to insinuate that here I am standing up for Yolanda when I'm not even her friend in your life I do think that's what she was insinuating and that's what Erica was insinuating I I see it because you know me. I'm such a Lisa Vanderpump apologist and I apologize for being an apologist But that's just the way it is. I can't help it But you know I see it as a pretty normal reaction if you know first of all Lisa probably wants Erica for her to be her Psychic so that's just a petty thing, you know so that I don't defend but also you know Yolanda comes for Lisa quite a bit and she has come for Lisa quite a bit and here is this new person that Lisa likes and And this new person seems to be buddy buddy with Yolanda so of course that makes Lisa uncomfortable of course you probably doesn't like that So to me, that's like a pretty normal thing and again I don't think that the asking the questions of how long have you known Yolanda is is part of a grand conspiracy I think it's that people people really have Questions about Yolanda and like what is up with her? What it like? Why is she sending these crazy emails? What is up with your illness known Yolanda? I mean the people who are on this show who know we're the least other than Catherine have at least known Or two or three years so how can they know Yolanda for two or three years and never have heard of you? Never seen you never seen you in a picture with her girl people are hired by Yolanda Got you on this job to stand up for her everybody knows it and yes Lisa I disagree with you there because I think that Lisa is saying what are you talking about Yolanda like how do you even know How about this? I would actually concede that that's true too I actually but I think it's actually a little bit of all of the above I think it's I do think yes You're right if if we were to read between the lines and look behind what we think is probably going on behind the scenes because you know That's one thing as with these shows. There's a lot of coded language that refers to like the meta of it all the production Etc. So I think that you are actually a right to but I think I'm right as well I think I think both things are at play The fact that we even are talking so much about the dumbest thing ever is hilarious. That's how the show gets you I know, but I love that's what that's what we have a podcast because it's so fun to just dig into this stupid stupid Like the really the worst conspiracy theory of all time See like yes Lisa is bitchy in a way. That's nice. Oh my god decapitator Yeah, right, but I do think though that like you know I think I do think ultimately the reason why people are also asking how long they've known you on this because She's known Yolanda's because they they want to start saying things like do you think she's really sick? Or do you think it's this or that and Yolanda has proven to be like so crazy? If you question her that people are now being like we want to just make sure like if we if we ask this question I can go directly to Yolanda. I think that's I think that's part of it too. I just don't think said well I just it's just funny that Erica is like why does everyone else be how long I'm known Yolanda? It's like I just don't think it's like that crazy of a question or that She's been she's been going after Lisa since the beginning which you know it's fine by me I like Lisa Vanderpum obviously because I think she's hilarious. I like Erica It's a housewives show. So if you want to go take down the queen go for it I wouldn't mind seeing I wouldn't mind seeing that but do it with something Tantable this is just so stupid to me But I know that she can get Lisa because she does have Lisa's number even though she's being too hateful about it I think Erica's just like too mad about nothing like nothing's happened Yeah, but she's she's like all pissed off over nothing But she does have Lisa's number and you know because Lisa De Lisa's tell is her hair and her neck She does it every time if she's about to fight She grabs both sides of her hair and throws it behind her head like here we go Yes, and in this one, you know, you caught her in a lie because she Scrunches her face like no darling And then puts her puts her hand really uncomfortably on her neck and starts kind of scratching it I'm like, oh, she got you bitch and I made this into a gift. So I do think that Erica won that are gonna get over and over I do think that Erica won that argument for sure, but I also thought it was like, okay great It was like such a stupid battle. I mean, I just I just don't see what the upside ever is to antagonizing Lisa Vanderpum I just don't I don't know what the end game is Here's my question for people that get pissed off about sticking up for Vanderpump because I think on this show We pretty much nail Well, I can only speak for myself, but I know everybody that while I think everybody on these shows is a fucking moron And I love to mock them. I know I'm probably nicer to her big But it's not a blind allegiance and her blog I saw this on the old Twitter today her blog Title this week is where's the manipulation and I think that that's a really good question So my question to you guys is where is it? What did I always ask? That's what they always talk about the manipulation, okay? And I understand like in general like okay. Yeah, she's she can be manipulative But it's sort of like to but to what end though, it's like I've seen I don't think I've seen her I know that she tried to use Brandy against Kyle badly. She tried to use Brandy as a weapon and tried manipulating all of that stuff And I think she probably did feed it into Brandy's head that Eileen was a cheater And that's why Brandy stopped started that first dinner with oh, well, you're the one he has an affair on people and through that wine and Eileen's face like I see Lisa manipulating in that way or in this way mentioning with Kyle bunch Housem's to get Lisa to talk about it. I can see some of that stuff But on the show they have not ever brought up one single thing that she's manipulated. It's so it's so hard because Probably what they're alluding to the most is the fact that she says stuff off camera And she acts a certain way off camera and then on camera She maybe acts a different way or she sort of like washes her hand of something that she was active in off camera but like it's it's always hard for me to Cook up these theories of stuff. We just don't see, you know, I know that you're a little bit more into that Oh, I love that shit. Yeah, and like, you know, and obviously I indulge now, too It's not like I said well, I didn't see it So, you know, I obviously infer things and I and I surmise about what possibly have behind the scenes I think that you take I think that you're more You're more into I read into it You read into it a little bit more and take it a little bit more as fact Which is not a bad thing because that's the fun of these shows like you thought you know That's like you that's half the entertainment value is trying to figure out the stuff behind scenes But for me, I just I try to rely a little bit more on I sound so condescending. I'm sorry Ronnie I'm not really trying to be condescending, but I'm just saying I don't feel like that. You're right I'm totally a conspiracy. What I what I analyze I like to analyze more what I see on the screen Because that's that's just all that that's just I didn't fact-stalling facts Yeah, I don't especially with these shows cuz they all lies. Oh, I heard this weekend that the much-housened thing came out last year and That they're talking about it now, but they've been fighting about this since last year So all of this is phony anyway, but either way though You know, I know there there are people some of our listeners hate Lisa van Pomp some of them love love her I definitely I'm closer to the blind version. I admit it. I am I am open with that But I do I will concede when she's lost something and I think she lost Erica there I think she handled the I was this ongoing. I was I lean thing I think she's handled that very poorly and I think it's working against her, but I still think that like She's she's a hard one to take down, you know, like the next one is when the battle doesn't mean you win the war Erica Leaves her and goes right up to Catherine. She's like Yeah, how are you? Yeah, how are you that now? This is I was enjoying I wasn't doing great everything's wonderful No, but seriously like how are you how was the party? Oh, well, you know, I kind of had to you know take you down Yeah, I mean at least Catherine was open about she's like Oh, well, you know, I told everyone about everything you told me, you know, and I told about the part How like if you if you can find a me, I won't tell everyone so I told everyone about that and you know That was confident. I mean we were sitting at lunch in front of Ted Capra bad on national TV Totally confident Catherine. I know whenever people talk about confidence on talking saying something in confidence on TV That is always hilarious to me and and so it's funny cuz Catherine You know, it was really it's still a shady of what Catherine did. It was a total bitch Total total shady, but it was kind of funny Catherine's Defense was like well, you know, unless you say between you and me I'm just gonna tell everyone like you just have to know I'm gonna tell everyone and you're kind of like that is so like Washing her hands if you don't want me to repeat it then tell me don't repeat it and Catherine I mean Eric is like yeah, but you know that like kind of hurt me. Yeah, but that's on you. Yeah She is so stupid Catherine so stupid, but the same time You know, it's kind of mac groaning eyes. Yeah, I mean I still you you know, if I were to play a conspiracy theory She's probably thinking listen We're on TV. It's gonna get out anyway, so like what's wrong with me saying it so I don't know, but it was I mean obviously on the shady scale Catherine registered very highly. Yeah But I sort of see her point too. So now down back at the other end of the table We've got the other stirrer who just can't let fucking anything go. I lean. Oh my god She's like filing. Oh, yeah, so she's talking again about Lisa Vanderpump right and she's she's well cuz well, they're all about to move into another room to see a surprise musical guest and and I think I lean mad at me guys I mean like you know, you know, but you know, you know what's it out? And he's just like what what? And and I lean is like well, you know, it's just like, you know, you know, it's just You know, we're you're saying that she's not this is where I start to lose the lose the track so I lean is now mad at Lisa because Lisa by Lisa saying that the other Lisa is Now Lisa Vanderpump Yeah, and but so for Lisa to basically defend Lisa Vanderpump Means that Lisa doesn't have Eileen's back in this ongoing Situation from the Hamptons. Is that what the logic was? Yes, because I lean is still mad at Lisa because Lisa hasn't apologized in the 20 times that she's apologized in the way that Eileen wants because she wants Lisa to say I'm sorry I suggested that you were a horror on national television even though I mean you are a husband stealer and then She's not getting that so she's mad and talking about it to everybody else constantly constantly constantly even though she just said we're done and now Rinna was nice to Erica, I mean Vanderpump on camera and stood up for her which she really didn't she just said she doesn't even know her and laughed and now Eileen is say Eileen goes, you know, she can be manipulative Lisa. Why are you afraid of Lisa Vanderpump? Yeah, I was like you're just you just you actually just added that in I don't think that Lisa Rinna is afraid of venom I actually really don't think that Rinna is afraid of Vanderpump. I Think they're supposed to say whatever she wants to say and why are you why can you not let anything go? You controlling EOS. I love so annoying. You've been so boring this entire goddamn time No, I've nothing to add and now you're adding more nothing No, I mean I like her actual I don't side with what she's doing But I like her brand of drama Which is like a petty thing that she just won't get over and I don't remember if it was now Or if it was later when they had lunch when she was like well, you know, it's just like this small thing I mean, it's become a big thing now. I'm like, yeah, cuz you turn into a big thing You keep bringing it up in the most in opportune moments You'll be like well, I just I just had the lion king again and you know, you know Marvelling and how wonderful scar was and reminds me, you know I've been a little scarred by Lisa It's sort of reminding me of how manipulative she is well, you know because it's the thing in the Hamptons But you know, what are they talking about Lion King? Pretty much She's not even that subtle like she'll just sit down the lunch and like hello. Hi. Hello, Aline How are you doing today? She's like, well, I would be better if Lisa Vanderpump wasn't in Ruining everything all the time. Am I right guys? Can you believe it? Yeah? I mean the fact that she the fact that she somehow brought the Lisa Rina's Laughing off dismissal of what Catherine reported and how the fact that Eileen would bring that into her situation Made Catherine report in the first place. It's not like Catherine brought it up on her own Eileen called it down like it was gonna be this big musical number and it turned out to just be Catherine being a dumb gossip You know and and Eileen's issue with well, it's interesting because on camera Eileen's issue with Lisa Vanderpump is not that she's manipulative It's that she was Making her feel uncomfortable and didn't realize when to stop so the fact that she's now taking up the manipulative issue actually Supports your theory that she's really mad because she thinks that Lisa was trying to make her look like a whore on TV But I I don't think that Lisa has any motive to make Eileen look like a whore on TV. You know I'm saying Well, she was being weird in that because that was oh Look at Lisa Rina was saying all those two people who got divorced that are our friends It was kind of stagey and then Vanderpump's like, oh, yes, it was divorce is so sad And then Eileen said something like yeah, I can't believe that divorce people aren't just nice to each other I mean you you've raised children together. I just can't believe they can get so mean and Vanderpump Oh, you've been divorced darling. Really? So she did I don't think she was like, okay now Let's get Eileen to start talking about I don't think started asking her about the affair and when we're when did you start? So oh you were together. I don't know I don't think friends, but then when were you together together and I've been I don't think it's I don't think there's any Subtext to it to me personally the way I see it I think that Lisa and Lisa were talking about two other people because they're having dinner I mean we just they just cut in at that moment you have some context the conversation to how it gets get started But like, you know these people do talk about things other than their circle So it makes sense they were talking about someone and like people that they know they're gossiping about this divorce And then she doesn't know that she's been divorced twice. I mean, come on Lisa knows that she's now But I think like I I've always stand by my theory that I do think that Lisa was drunk and she wanted some juicy details I don't think she was trying to like make Eileen look like a whore. She just wanted a year like so like yet Well, I don't necessarily think she was trying to make her look like a whore. I think that I lean things that okay Because I lean is saying I've been married. Yes, you know, I'm on my third marriage You know that I had an affair and that's how I got this and now you're pestering me with questions on national TV Making me look like a homewrecker and that's why that's why she's mad But she won't say that's why she's mad because she'll be calling herself a homewrecker again But she's not being specific and so Vanderpump doesn't understand what she's saying except She asked too many questions, and she apologized for asking too many questions. Okay. Yes, it's like the big stupid fight Okay, I totally now we're on the same wavelength about it because yes I think that's totally plausible that Eileen thinks That she was being manipulated into situation whereas Lisa was just drunk and just trying to get the juicy details about what was like to have an affair, you know and Either way the Lisa should have Lisa should have seen that Eileen was uncomfortable about it like or or Eileen could have said You know, I don't really want to talk about this I don't like revisiting that time whatever But either way, it's all been handled terribly and now somehow Lisa was being a bitch Which I could go either way because Eileen thinking that that comes from someplace and Lisa can be shady like that So I can see why she would think that but it's months later at this point people Yeah, and nothing happened there are wallies for crying out loud They're at wallies and Andrea Bocelli is about to sing to them. How could how dare she ruin this moment? Good Andrea Bocelli, okay, beautiful obviously Let's watch everybody try and make it about them now I know I knew you were gonna. I knew you were going to say that So first of all, I love that there's like, you know, this like oh Andrea Bocelli and Yolanda, of course I'm like Andrea Bocelli Oh, you're so cute. You're so such a cute little blind singer I'll teach you it later Isn't he cute Oh, you know, I didn't hear him that little blind person or so cute Call me crazy. I I don't love Andrea Bocelli. I feel like his music is really cheesy Well, he's got a stunning voice, but I mean, yeah, you know, it's like it's all like Do you love in the love and the love of pop-ups, you know Oh, so anyway, but so I mean it was it was nice. It was really cool Cool to have Andrea Bocelli, but they were honestly acting as if they had a private Audience with the pope. Okay, they were like what a life-changing moment. I'm like just relax a little bit It's cool, but it's not whatever and then he starts seeing Ava Maria And then I knew the moment that Kyle Richards said it was a sign from her dead mother to talk to Kim I was like, uh, Ronnie is gonna his head's gonna explode Of course Kyle's positioned right in front of the camera with her zillion dollar purse her diamond Rolex and her giant diamond watch pretending to cry Well, Andrea Bocelli sings and then she goes My mom is always sending me science. She told me when she was dying I'll always send you signs and I think this is a sign to text Kim like Yeah, the song the virgin mother song is not a song about your eye message You dumbed it and why would your mother text you that if your mother was texting you anything she'd be like listen here This is a sign. Okay. Ava Maria means give your sister her house back in latin. Yeah, you know what it's like It's like that it's like that joke about the guy who like there's like a crazy hurricane and like And there's a huge flood. He's on top on the roof of his house and like the wall like a boat comes and he doesn't take the boat and a helicopter comes doesn't need a helicopter and somebody else comes He doesn't take the helicopter and he dies because he's like i'm he's like i'm waiting for God's gonna send me a sign God's gonna send me a sign. I'm not gonna take it and then when he when he goes to heaven, he's like So, uh, he's like god. I thought you were gonna send me a sign. He's like, yeah, I sent you a boat I sent you a helicopter. I sent you this and that so it's to me. It's the same thing It's like what ava Maria's not the sign. I think the sign from your mother to to deal with your sister is that she's She's on drugs. She's going to rehab. She's on dr. Phil. These are the signs Yeah, I think when she was, you know being chased down the freeway after stealing from target That was a sign Kyle. I was the sign for me. It's not your sign. Don't you remember how much your mom liked Like little smarties and stuff like that. That was the sign your sister stole smarties Kim stole five dollar packs of Close pins from the dollar aisle that target riot, you know, my mom loved close pins That's your sign. Okay, that was that's more believable than your sister Star coming in to sing off a Maria as your sister Your sister literally got tanked in your mother's favorite booth at the hotel. Okay, that's the sign That is the sign that you need to reach out to Kim Well signs only count when you're on camera and you can get sympathy from people about it Fucking Kyle the worst Kyle is the worst is a base fan of all time. She did not see the signs Not open up for us Next tonsilitis who cares? I liked actually tons of light is who cares? So what who cares gonna get tonsilitis I did like when Lisa Renee was talking about, you know being nervous. She's like she's gonna swallow you know what I'm nervous that she's gonna die I like that was I I I like that she actually laughed ever saying saying that Would it be weird if I asked if those tonsils could be injected into my chimpone Wait, it's not what not. Am I right? Um So yeah, that was like tonsilitis and uh hospital, right You know, I had such a weird thought during that scene when they were waiting when she and Morgan were waiting This is the weirdest thought just hear me out people I I found myself loving Lisa Renee because well first of all, I always loved Lisa Renee But I found myself loving her because I was like, you know what? I bet Lisa Renee is the type that I feel like waiting somewhere with her She'd buy you a free cup of coffee That was my thought Coffee at me as America. Am I right? We're all friends in a waiting room. I feel like I feel like she would like be like here. She's here I got your croissant, you know, it's on me. I'd be like, oh, like, you know, that's the way to my heart Buy me a free snack. I feel like Lisa Renee would do that for me You're so easy bin. I really really am. I really am. I'm sorry Lisa Renee haters. I know I'm sorry I'm making you so mad right now with just like Like finding love in the strangest random parts, but poking the haters with a free imaginary croissant I can't help it. She's giving me an imaginary croissant. I can't help but love her I try love her more now because of that imaginary croissant she gave me in the waiting room. I wasn't in I can't help it. I can't help but I created a scenario and I I'm indulging the fantasy She's so nice to be in my fantasies. I just love that Lisa Renee, you know Has a whole another whole scene saying fuck you to Yolanda. It's like look here. I am in a doctor's office Guess who's not gonna be here? It's a real doctor Look at me in real doctor sucker Yolanda You notice I think I also like You know these random scenes of Lisa Renee like driving her teenage daughters around and her daughter's friends It's like so it's so mom-like Um as opposed to Yolanda You know shipping Gigi and Bella and I'm more off into the modeling world and getting the mugged apartments in New York City when they're purportedly going to college like there's just something as much as I always make fun of like Quote-unquote mommy stuff like mom hair and I saw mom mom mom there is actually I think something kind of really lovely about seeing You know what a TV like a Quote like sort of like a real housewife diva type doing something just totally suburban I'm like a real mom. Well, she does that real stuff because she actually makes Her own money as well, you know, she actually contributes to the household. It's like oh here's me and my kids getting a hot dog because it's a dollar Yeah, okay It's not Yolanda flying off with somebody else's like a mixture of two gross men that she never wanted to fuck in the first Place's money. Yeah So the next thing is Kyle her stupid Kyle house and her stupid dining room that Faye designed with little stupid trees drawn all over it hate her And it's the color of the friends. It's Monica's color from friends I'm like really Faye get out of the 90s. I know that that was like your your huge time in life But you need to leave 1994 Faye Resnick Yeah, but it is fitting that Kyle stuck there too So they're eating and a dog steals a potato. Yeah, and it was the best thing that Kyle Bad I felt bad for the dog most dogs get to steal things like bacon or something. That's like totally tasty It's like oh that that dog got the best scraps. This dog gets a boiled potato Yeah, boiled potato and white bread. I'm going dog. You're at Kyle's. Yeah And by the way, this is I I want to mention this before because I feel like I'm gonna forget it later on do it I would like to mention that I also really appreciated rob and rose cat and newlyweds Climbing into the cupboard while they're having a romantic moment. Did you notice that? I totally did and I cracked up No, those two are so lame. I completely zoned out during their scenes Anyone else anyone else to know is the cat while they were like being like lovey dovey in the Undecided cat cap on the counter and got up on its back legs and and pits pods all the way up and like the third third level of big cabinet Is a highlight for me. Oh highlights Something you read in a real doctor's office. Yeah, I'm sure at least you're in a canata you So the next scene speaking of not real doctors danger foul balls area featuring the two women married to old men whose balls probably You know like sweep up the floor every time they're walking through the house Yolanda and damika. Yeah Go to lunch at a park or something. This is so fun. Like we're in a parlor. I don't give a fuck We don't have to be in a restaurant. Give me a piece of chocolate cake. I don't give me a lunchbox I'm gonna fuck around every yolanda scene this year. She's like, oh, it is a block from my house I am exhausted. I go outside meet me in front of the foul balls area. Yeah, perfect You want to go in the grass if you don't want more chicks Go eat in walley's again Okay, so here's another piece of poetry in this show yolanda erica's like how do you feel? I'll pretend that I don't give a fuck. Oh, I pretend that I don't not give a fuck But she's like, how do you feel? Yolanda's like, oh, I feel like a horse in one of those teams You know one of those square table No, you know one of those things that you put a horse in it. They go run A stable. No, you know one of these things that they do the race horse and she's like erica's like, well We have race oysters, but I don't give a fuck. I don't go fuck I don't know what they're I don't know how they race Like when they do go to an ass car, do they get in the cars and drive the cars themselves? That's pretty cool. Like cool that horses can do that. I can't do it. I don't give a fuck I don't want to drive a car. I mean, jesus erica She's trying to talk about her illness and you have to turn it into your money I hope that erica and kyle have a money off like just bragging about money. They never made and by the way I believe the word they were looking for was gate That's the word gate I kept saying stable and yeah She was probably saying the race horse gate opens and they run But I just kept thinking it was hilarious that they're talking about horses and stables And it keeps intercutting between yolanda's x Building a stable for lisa About those bitches at all it was like beautiful poetry. I didn't even pick up on that It's these riders. Well, I'm writing 10 pages about it a week So I pick up on weird shit like that, but I was like, this is beautiful Yeah, because over because over at villa rosa Muhammad showed up with a little horsey house with uh shiva also shiva by the way I mean, she's always been really beautiful, but she's looking I think she's looking positively radiant good for you shiva Marianne and she needs model what the fuck is she supposed to look like it's not like it's taking extra effort for her She's standing in between two 80 year olds. Yeah, no, she's doing great work doing great work looking pretty And shiva goes I want a house like that. Oh, don't you worry, honey He's gonna be done with you by the time you hit 40 you'll have a little You know glued together house outside in the backyard too. 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I'm still trying to get your london's medical bills paid off batch. Yeah So this whole lunch, uh Eileen comes to lunch to meet the no foul no foul balls bitches in the park And of course her first thing which we already mentioned before is bringing up this vander pump thing And then you'll want it goes on her or you know, I know the lisa's I know that these are fandom pumps and you know, I take her on to face value You know, I'm like, what what does that even mean? Lisa lisa's face is probably valued at like millions Erika's face is group on how do you put a value? How do you put one single value on a face in this town? They're all different. Yeah, I know they're all worth like a few thousand dollars, too Or there's like a tailor face. That's just like home products melted down and injected herself. You know by Kennedy Your Kennedy hold this syringe, babe So yolanda's pretending like she has no issue with lisa vander pump, which is hilarious Uh, and then lisa and yolanda are intercut talking about each other and how they know each other And I guess we always knew this but hearing them say it was interesting Um Lisa's best friends with mohammed so she just knew yolanda's one of the wives that you know was carded in And uh, so she knew yolanda, but they were never friends because she was besties with the husband So, you know, she knew every damn thing he was doing and then he would tell her She didn't she didn't say this by the way, but just as someone who's best friends with a half of a couple You know, they they talk about the other person And then yolanda when she's going through divorce or whatever It's not lisa that's her friend. It's mohammed So they've always been on the other side in that way, which I think is interesting because I thought they were friends Yeah with mohammed. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, but they weren't So she's pretending that she doesn't hate lisa and she just she's like, whatever. We are not that close So who cares, you know, it is no big deal. I mean, oh, you know, I mean, I don't even like to talk about her or whatever And so they can't give it up and eileen won't give it up and then erica goes into this thing where she's like Here's what I think about lisa bad the pup She likes when people say she's bobby fish. Oh, really someone who knows nothing about lisa or kyle or whatever you're such a bad liar erica from yeah of reunion two years ago She likes being a big bobby fish. She likes people call her intelligent She likes that people think she's so smart. I'm like, are you gonna say a bad thing? Like is there a bad thing in the who wouldn't want that? Complimenting her if you tell me if you tell me that i'm like bobby fisher that i'm like conniving or shrewd or whatever i'd be like, thank you I know she's going on this rant and i'm like, are you gonna say one bad thing because you seem really mad and then Seems i'm so dumb and then it cuts to y'all not to going or don't you? Don't you under under estimated the the ericas because erica may look like she's a stupid flesh butt But at the end of the day she is the most brilliant person here. Okay yolanda foster the The I can't even think of it. I was good. I can't make a joke about intelligence and use the wrong word So i'm just going to abort the entire thing clear the joke The second i saw the arbiter of intelligence and i start misusing every damn word in the dictionary. I know I know So by the way side note, I have to say during that scene. I was like, I really wanted to have one of their sandwiches I was like lisa, but i made a sandwich, please Um, they had like boxes of fruit and sandwiches. They were going to town. Those yeah, they were Assistance really went to town because they said about Is it the bottom here bring the top spot for what's the center above? Um So and then and yeah, then eileen was talking about lisa and saying like I just want to preface it that I think she's a hoot She's a character. She's just she's hilarious. You know i've great respect for i really enjoy her, but you know She's just a craving bitch Yeah, pretty much I loved that they were all three talking about lisa But really not talking about anything while lisa's just having fun and being wealthy Yeah, she's like, I mean, well, here's the thing as much as these three women talk Lisa's ally and all this is mohammed and mohama could buy and sell all these women 10 times over so you know These some lines up on top. Well, you've got you on with no friends We've not met one friend of yolanda yet. That's real. We've met this erica who's obviously this is just for the show Yeah, we've met daisy who's paid $200 an hour. Who else does yolanda even have as a friend? I have not seen one on this because most of these people have never seen yolanda with a friend Yeah, most of these people have like little buddies, you know Like uh, erica doesn't erica has a friend Erica with a friend that she hasn't paid for and we haven't seen eileen with a friend either so Well, okay. I will say erica True, but but we do have I mean she does have her gaze that even though she pays from them at least we see some sort of like The little out when you pay them That's a friend boy I know but i'm just saying at least she has a world like there There are people around her that outside of like the space And she's got a husband who bought her and then a pack of gays that she bought with his money It's like lisa has a big world I mean if just just forgetting the vanderpump rules thing, you know, you have martin and you have Shishi Shishi Beverly Hills you have uh mohamed you have like they're they're Shiva they're playing people in lisa's world. I mean kyla kyla kyla kyla's kyla's fey And kimber even kimberish has had some washed up sitcom stars like yeah, jimmy mikko also everybody on tv land I'm just saying these specific women sitting at the table talking shit Are all women who are sitting there talking about someone else's like how this woman is in friendships But none of these women that we've seen even have any friends. So That that's my point. I'm sure there's like a pie gal croupe a who eileen is very good friends with She knows everybody at the indian casinos who give out markers. She's been at pachanga several times I'm sure she knows Vanessa friends. No, they know my social security number and my husband I mean I get mail and calls from them all day long just asking for us to pay them back and I say Maybe when my kitchen's time Every time I go to morongol. I always run into all my friends So next is kathryn with her sisters talking about their mom who is showing early signs of dementia And kathryn's stupid ass Well, I mean so she forgets things sometimes, you know at least it's not her hips or something I mean she's not in pain and her sisters are like Uh When you can't remember your family or what's happening or where you are, you know what tends to be depressing and she's like Yeah, I mean she does ask me where ojay is all the time, but then I just hang up You know, I just look the other way Not that I do that Uh, yeah, that was that was like of whatever so, you know, it's fine But ever learned a little bit more about her family her sisters are beautiful and um Her her younger sister. It's funny looked sort of like had some very christen wig Moments in the way she looked which I was neither here nor there, but for some reason I felt compelled to share that I um I just I don't I haven't liked kathryn's in scene one I still don't like her and they're talking about their mom who has dementia and kathryn's like yep I'm my mother's daughter. I'm like, yes, you sure are mushy brain Okay, next up is our last scene of the show. Wow It is over at kyle and uh, it's over at kyle's kyle's potato list One potato shorts one potato to potato and that's where the rhyme ends because bambi ate the third one Kim Richards comes over with the first big enough to take back the the silver kyle It's like she's gonna take one pipe from her house back every time she comes over She's bringing over a suitcase. I would like to say something nice about Kim Richards Which is that you know because we I mean we make fun of Kim all the time I mean it was just like two weeks ago that we were equating dr Mario as like the inner sanctum of her brain Okay, like we like we we know we are aware, but I thought that kim looked good and she sounded coherent I was very happy for her. I was proud like as much as we make fun of her We obviously want her to get better and it looked like she did so, you know, like I look we love kim I go off on kim when she starts acting like a fool and blaming everybody else for her issues I hate that because I have My own addiction issues and it makes me crazy when people don't own it, baby So, you know, we we go up and down with her, but overall I mean, of course we love Kim. It's so good to see her looking. I mean, she's wearing a leg brace And I'm just noticing now because of a screenshot. I don't know why she's wearing a leg brace What the hell's going on with this loony-tuned woman, but she's she's here in a leg brace and a gigantic suitcase to take shit home So whatever's happening welcome home So if she comes in, she's in a very positive place. She's like, well, Kyle, you know, he really named him And Kyle like Here's the thing. I mean, we just need to be positive and Kyle Kyle's like it's easier for Kim to be faked than me. Really Kyle. Mm-hmm. Really? Really? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Kyle So Kyle, I'm still funny. Four years later. Still funny. Seriously? Seriously? Kim's trying to be positive and Kyle's like So brandy, huh? You still see brandy? She hasn't talked to Kim in like six months and Kim's like, well, you know, we talk sometimes like um like well text or whatever But like I mean, we've never seen her a couple times like it cares And Kyle's like Oh, yeah, I know every single time you've seen her because she has to put it on Twitter Why does she have to do that put it on Twitter? Like when she sees you. Why is it on Twitter? I just think it's so great. I was following brandy on Twitter. Well, I also think, you know, I defended Kyle When the whole the emergency room, uh, Kingsley gate situation So Kyle is willing to talk about over exposure and by the way, you're on a reality show Like I actually get what Kyle was saying. I do get it But when you're on a reality show, you kind of lose all uh, all your standing in that in that department Yeah, especially when Erica is trying to use brandy You had just tried to use brandy to ruin lisa that didn't work then brandy tried and then she tried his brandy glanville too A little alcohol joke for y'all and lisa used brandy to try and get To try and get uh, whoever that year who was it that year? Uh, Kyle and then Kyle used brandy to try and get lisa and then Brandi used him to try and get kyle. It's a poor brandy She's just like you she's just like that dirty condom that just gets passed around at the frat house Like they're all afraid of the vagina, but not each other's miss a dirty condom. That sounds like bigger Damn it. You know, I don't have a high register. Uh, yes, I get to do all the high register voices today Is it by the subtle difference between brandy and lea black? Subtlety with the housewives the role about that's right So they have this spectrum they they calm down And basically kyle wants some kind of guarantee About kim sobriety because it's so hard when kim is going up and down and kim starts sobbing and she's like there is no guarantee And it was a very nice scene and they just sit there and cry at each other and tell us they'll be nice And then kim's like well, you know the thing is kind of like well really started going bad Is my cousin we would do it in front of other people, you know, and then that's like then other people and then they cut to lisa rennet going Oh, that's a scary voice, baby Scary voice right there Baby I've seen a lot of horror movies baby. I was in the first prom night baby as an extra Okay, I've seen a lot of scary stuff I saw a lot of people falling down from Matthews and then hopping over freeway freeway dividers to get away from me during an argument baby. Just own it I was sitting in I was sitting in the chairs for halloween h2o. Okay. I've been around scary stuff Okay, and I own that baby. I own that halloween h2o chair. I took it I took it from the audition I was like this is for michael myers Now jenny macarthe is in one folding chair Heather from oceus and another folding chair and then I met and halloween h2o chair and i'm like I love you guys and they're like, I love you You guys remember when michael myers tried to stalk us when we're in the chairs that was so fun Hmm This was actually a pretty nice scene, but when kim brought up that we we continue this But we have to stop doing it with other people On tv really of course kyle is fine If there's no one else around because she just ignores it takes your money and then pretends that there's no problem And then the second she can use it, you know for her own gain She's gonna bring you down with the other people I mean if you're gonna not be around other people and kyle just stay off the show that I don't want you to do that yeah, well Cue up the avi maria for their next uh their next Experience of I don't know what i'm talking about. I don't know what i'm talking about the style of bucks is getting to my brain But I asked them with avi maria somehow. Yeah, so I guess just that they were crying They probably got texts from their mom Yeah They probably got some junk mail some junk mail for uh for large which one is the mom large march senior Yeah, large march senior Some junk mail came it's a sign Okay, so that is pebble a hill Davidly hills that was a long Beverly Hills days. Oh, it's motherly was that certainly certainly was what is a lot to talk about Unless there is that actually happens on the show that they're fighting about the more we talk about like the big fights We're like done within two seconds. Okay, so before we go on to Newlyweds the first year, you know what time it is little power How lucky are you to have me teach you about me You have a flam Clear the flam clear the flam So a segment mocking caroline flaming of lady of london's ridiculous in staff. Yeah, cuz We love hater or at least I love hater like I love her and I hate her at the same time Um, so this one was sent was one of our listeners and I was trying to find who it was. I can't find I can't find it when it was on twitter or facebook I can't find it, but one of our listeners direct us to one a photo on caroline flummings instagram it's her Upside down like lying down we're seeing her upside down Folded it up in some sort of like it looked like she's on puppy out like in this parchment paper or something like that in black and white And she goes hashtag No fit it which is hilarious because it's black and white so the the listener tweeted us and said so she just naturally black and white Is that what that is? So Hashtag no filter even though there's an obvious obvious obvious filter I needed a moment for complete serenity in the face of the storm Thank you At dr. Francis prana Jones for taking such good care of me and having me to look beautiful on the outside To all my friends. This is a treat you all deserve to give yourselves x x WWW Dr. Francis prana Jones dot com of course it's always a dot com It's always something that she's that she's promoting. I've got one of her doing Um, she's doing a headstand but her legs are bent together like a bendy straw like one of those twirly straw things And then there's like a big picture of someone getting married I think behind her which is weird because I don't think her divorce went well Although it is why she's still rich although not rich enough that she can't you know go throughout a day without selling shim on instagram but That's the picture And it says good morning hashtag rise and hashtag shine hearts Sending you all lots of good wishes for a fantastic day Take care of yourself Hashtag hot hashtag mind hashtag body and hashtag soul And all the ones that you love x space x at true app at zenny pep dot yoga x space x What ever lady? She always like she always has these like pseudo self-empowerments captions followed by blatant product placement And I like that heard trademark is becoming Exes, yes, except there's spaces between them like oh, what an original x x and there's only two So it's not like a xoxo or a triple x. It's a double with the space in the middle. What does it mean? I have only one more this one came for 11 hours ago. It's just it's just an image of a salad And she goes hashtag cal hashtag spinach hashtag lentils hashtag tomato hashtag red onion hashtag avocado Toasted hashtag sesame seeds fresh hashtag lemon hashtag olive oil and hashtag pink Himalayan sea salt for any time of the day as a standalone or side dish x x x hashtag rostress fellas plate hashtag Cookie jar shaped like a chef hashtag fork hashtag spoon hashtag knife Um, I just like that she said hashtag pink Himalayan sea salt She's ridiculous. You know she takes credit for that every time she walks into a marshals or a Ross And there's like that pink Himalayan sea salt everywhere, which it is. She's probably like that is me. It's probably on her resume hashtag made pink Himalayan sea salt a hashtag thing I am a pink Himalayan sea salt influencer It is my greatest accomplishment after having a great great great grandfather who murdered someone else's great great great great Great grandfather and got a statue for it in the hashtag white Himalayans How lucky are you to learn about hashtag pink Himalayan sea salt from me Oh god, it's ridiculous Yeah, cleared it is cleared it is cleared all right. Let's start up with some newlyweds newly words well here we are season finale How did all the couples do well? We can start with our favorites and we don't say that just because they came on our podcast last episode Brandon and crag oh The gaze they're so sweet so cute so sweet so hot that was fun so um They just when we thought we could get through just when we thought we could get through an entire Bravo series Without anyone removing hair from their crotch here. They come to sugar their asses and this was a pretty like This was we were seeing it. We were really seeing some hair removal now It's interesting the things they allow on tv Like why can't you I don't know have a boob shot, but then I can see a cornhole. Yeah, why? No, it's that fair. Yeah, this was like this was this is Like I would have preferred to have had more left to my imagination in this in this you know And these are two very hot guys the theme of their episode for sure everything they did in this one. I was like whoa I know I was like to see that I was actually eating dinner during this episode and it was like oh right I'm eating oh and here are their assholes. Okay, great And then it was like then I was like let me get back to eating and the next you know It's like Craig like happily brandishing about a little like shot glass of semen I was like yeah, they are not gonna let me eat in peace. Well, they I mean, what's next? I like that they put in front of it. He's like Brandon I got it. It's time to take my semen test. Sure is you're gonna take your semen test I am you know get my semen tested right now. Are you going to help you? Yeah, you know how to do it and they go into the bedroom and then it says four minutes and 16 seconds later And he comes out holding a tiny little mouthwash cup full of J's gross Listen, I'm just happy that we didn't see the next like on it like scene That would probably left on the cutting room floor. It's like Brandon look at the diarrhea. I have in the toilet Totally gross um So they got sugared Which I've never heard of I thought they were gonna give Like get sugar facials because I used to do that and it feels amazing. It's just sugar Well, they did they just got a facial on the rest. That's all this is a ball of sugar that they rub over your body and Until it gets caught in the hairs and then they flick it and it pulls like what the hell I mean, how is that better than wax? Yeah, wax seems like it would be better. I don't know why that's just It really seemed um Only because maybe it's because it leaves like a nice residue would get sugared. I mean, that's just crazy That is a waste of M&M's if you ask me. Yeah, yeah, I felt um It was seemed very intense and I liked when so Brandon got it first and he's like And Craig's like is it hurt? Does it hurt? Are you hurting Brandon Brandon? Why are you doing that? Can crystal do it for us? Do you think crystal sugars? I want to get sugared by crystal Brandon, does it hurt? No, does it hurt? No, does it hurt? No, does it hurt? No And they're both holding their ankles behind their head The ankles like bobbing around. I mean smella. You know my favorite crystal is sugar crystal crystal. Why don't you come do this for us? Um, let me see you have work cut out for you. Oh, yeah, and Brandon's like, well, good luck because Craig hasn't Been keeping up ever since we got married. I mean you should see it down there. I'm like, uh great now I hairy asshole image in my head. Thanks guys. It was just his face down there I'm grinding was literally saying. Oh, oh, that's my hole. That's my hole. Oh, but Craig, Greg was. Are you crazy? Yeah, he's like It's my that's my hole Well, it was probably like Rapunzel. It was probably like when Rapunzel decided to let her hair down out of the tower That's what was going on. It was just like one it just lemon up it Oh god, there wasn't enough sugar in the world to take care of all that hair So they had a part of one year anniversary party because this is everybody's one year anniversary now since the show's ending Yeah, um, and then they both of their siblings come in town for the party and they have this brunch at tortilla flats Which will a real slap in the face to lisa van de pumpers. It's right next door to sir It was tortilla public darling from pump darling That's in New York City Tortilla flats is in New York City darling. This is tortilla republic Oh, that's what I meant. I don't know the tortilla play. I ain't eaten in no place called tortilla something that charges $20 a dish Okay, i'll go to baja fresh and get my $7 burrito Thank you flat republics. Thank you um Yeah, so they're there and so it's brie Which is brandon sister and craig's brother and brie is like I got you a gift She's like she was like this was actually her the hardest scene. She ever had to shoot because she had to hold like a little femme purse She was like, oh, I can't wait to get rid of this thing So she gave them a gift and they opened it up and it was a um a baby Pregnancy test that was positive. So yay That's gonna be a ramsey. This would be a ramsey baby Except then in the after thing they were like they miscarried three months later. Okay. Good luck. Most of god. Geez. Great. Okay It's like half-swaxing sperm. Yay, baby. No, baby. What the hell so Well, it's hard. They said it was gonna be a hard pregnancy. So well good best of luck brie best of luck Um, so anyways, that was that was nice. It's a nice moment everyone's like really happy and there was tears I mean, well, of course there's always tears, but ever they have a they like open up a new jar of peanut butter and they're crying like you Do you realize this is our first jar of peanut butter as a married couple. It's just so special I love peanut butter. He does. He loves peanut butter. I do. I love it. He does i'm bread crackers I put it on my body. Yeah, I know you get it all over the shower. I always am wiping down peanut butter from the shower stall Oh, I'm so sorry, but I love peanut butter. I like putting peanut butter in my feet. It keeps them warm I like when you bring me a glass of water after I had peanut butter because I can't talk right. You're like here's some water. I do do that You do I love you. I love you too Brienne did you know who also loves peanut butter crystal Oh, my god brand and I can't wait to tell crystal about the peanut butter we got. Hmm. Yeah, she already knows Brandon, I hope you don't mind, but I sent the peanut butter to crystal But I love the but I was gonna be our peanut butter. I know but I wanted crystal to have it She knows about peanut butter brand. She knows about peanut butter crack. That's what she gave us for Our wedding present. So thanks crystal Greg. Oh, okay, correct. This is the way it's gonna be. I get the new peanut butter and you give crystal the crappy gif. That's half opened. All right fine And crystal would be like I totally get it. Thank you so much for the happy I got it. Love you both Like I don't even like crunchy peanut butter, but that's okay. I'll take this Oh, thank you. All right. So let's move on. Who do you want to talk to? They had their story wrapped up. They went they had like a cabaret thing. It was really nice. They danced They were happy and gay marriage yada yada yada. Oh, yeah, gay marriage Sorry, gay marriage is tired now. Okay, we've had it for like nine months or something everybody just get ever at should we move on to to robin tall It's like tall so rob finally after your marriage He is like tall. I just don't want to lose you. I don't want your family to take you away from me tall god the scene opens with Tara in bed whining like a little bit repounding like a little babe. She's like In dead like perfectly placed her hair done a full face of makeup like it's the first thing in the morning and she's like I'm so sad. I'm in a luxury hotel in san ransisco with my wealthy husband And of course her husband while he had to talk with his friend Well, well first though in the beginning he's like well tara I realized that I may have overreacted in before when you told me that you'd be happier If I got along with your family because what I heard was you're not happy at all But I'm realizing that what I need to hear Is that you're kind of happy and that makes me a little happier, but not that much happier and I overreacted She's like So then they have a scene that's intercutting between them talking to their friends like their best friend Yeah, and he's like well. Here's what it is. I'm sick of tara's family. I hate them and I want them to die And his friends like well, I don't see anything wrong with that. I mean, you know here you are you're a you're a guy You're providing, you know, you're nice. You're doing everything right. I don't see what you're doing wrong He's like, yeah, I mean I just want to pretend her family doesn't exist Yeah, I don't get why that's such a big deal. He's like yep I don't either but at least the friend redeemed himself at the end by going but you have to anyway because you're So, I mean basically the entire scene was scooter. I imagine the guy's name is scooter I don't know what his name is but he bases like it basically was the two and be like Persians. Am I right? But then finally yeah pretty much he's kind of like yeah, dude. So It's your wife's family. So get over it. Yeah, I was like whoa I just realized I have to get over it. And then uh tara's friend was like Okay, listen your husband you have to make the boundary because if your husband don't don't have the boundary Then he does thing and then you get upset And then he say why you upset and you say you fell over the boundary and I say a boundary And then you know what I mean? And she's like, yes, I do I should have been making boundaries this whole time But I didn't do it before we were married, but now it's time to set some boundaries and she's like, okay Good. Bye. Leave my kitchen. Yeah, well, it was funny to me because she's like I want to talk to my sister because She married an american also and I wanted to know what it was like for her You know because we're going through so many same things and I wanted the sister to basically say yeah It wasn't a problem because my husband's not a dick So it was actually pretty smooth Um, um, so then later he comes home and his apology is hilarious because at first I'm thinking oh my god a bravo show that's ending where somebody learns something This is not happening. It was shocking not happen And I want to say that this is at this point they've moved back into their house which is redone looks beautiful and I believe this scene that's happening that you're about to say is we're in the They're in the bedroom and uh, they their bed is so tall and they are so short that when they're sitting on it They look like they are dangling off of a dock It was just like I'm like a red pleather dock. I was like, why did you get such a giant bed? You guys have to take a step stool together and I'm not even trying to shame them for being short I'm shaming them for getting such a giant bed and their remodel wasn't their remodel is pretty But it wasn't like a gut where you redo the whole house. It's literally like oh look now. It's not that countertop It's a new countertop, but it's in the same place. Look now. It's not that kind of brick It's this kind of brick. So it just looked basically like a paint job over A textile job over another thing. I like that you're shaming their remodel We're not remodeling enough. It's not even the shame of it. Like it looked okay. It's just Terracing Well, now it feels like my house now it really feels like my house. I'm like really Because she comes in the Megan King and then scream except with a different color And then he's like wow. I feel so Great now that it's both ours and then he starts tapping his fingers really violently on the chair I'm looking around the room like oh my god. How did I let that countertop get on there? Oh my god Is she gonna notice my changes cartons at least? I mean at least she has good taste because at least the last time we saw this happen It was when Megan King Edmonds kicked up all of Jimmy Edmonds furniture and filled it up with Ashley furniture You know with like wrought iron finishes and ornate wooden knobby things Like those big those big wooden bird cages that no one has birds in Five teskin decor Empty bird cage. What does that say about your marriage? Yeah So anyway, so they they sit down and rob rob tells her he's like yeah I am open to trying to be open to your family Something along those lines not even that he's like look I realized that what I've been doing isn't fair to you Because it puts you in a bad place. So what I want to tell you is you should be close with your family She's like yeah, but what about you you can try too and he's like no No, no, that's not what I'm saying I'm saying if you want to call your parents call them and I won't try and cut the line while you're on the phone She's like yeah, but maybe you can maybe maybe talk to them. He's like I will think about that He's like here's my concession Once a month I am open to having some pomegranate seeds and crusty rice and that's it I will try yellow rice. That's as far as I'm going But his concession was nothing. He his concession was the same as it is now It's like I'm still want no part of your family, but I'll let you see them now. Wow. Thanks a lot, dude You unfucking locked the front door. Yeah, let me ask I know Um, so now we can move on to Lana's and Erica Oh Erica. I loved Erica's trial bitch personality because it was so phony Yeah, it was real for one second that she was going to leave Adonis No, and she spent pretty much the entire episode in her car slowly rolling down the block Like at all times. She was either rolling towards the house or rolling away from the house Sitting in her car talking to people on the phone You know because I need to hear her sound. It's like what what did you say? I'm certain your dying sister on an oxygen tank really needs to hear you 10 times a day talking about how rough your life is newly married lady It's actually kind of funny because Erica is being so Annoying about this whole process that it's actually making me feel sympathy for Adonis Because he's just sort of sitting there like a like a sad dog like so you're you're really gonna leave you're gonna Leave me right now. It's like like so you're just gonna what are you gonna do? Well, I'm thinking like I'm just gonna go to Seattle Okay, I'm gonna news like that's me. Like it's about finding me I mean, I don't know. Well, it's so wet. I don't care because that's me now. I'm like You know like I'm sick of not having my own opinions Because well, what do you think just I don't know? What do I think like he's my point like I don't think that Adonis understands that like I don't think Seattle's like grunge and like that's me. I'm like, I don't you don't understand. That's like you know like Adonis is like I mean, I don't know. I mean, that's totally how it was and he's just standing that he's all skinny now He's lost weight, which is why she's mad because you know, we all get more ass. You lose five pounds to get more ass Yeah, he's sitting there. He's got crumbs in his beard dangling as he's doing his like like Newlywed cam, whatever it's called Cumble cam and he's like well, I guess I work as a girl find herself and I'll just be sending you're eating pieces of cucumber He is stupid. She is stupid But what makes me crazier about her is that she was doing all of this just so people would be like yeah You're strong girl or so her sister and her friend would be like you did it You're so strong when she was never planning on leaving She never took you damn week vacation and came home again. Of course she did Yeah, because at the end it said well after two weeks Erica came back and they're giving their marriage another shot. I'm like This marriage will never be healthy, but you'll never leave him. So like why am I watching you right now? Yeah, I don't even care Can we just go back to the first episode where you guys forgot to write vows for each other and then sort of spaghetti because that shit was rich She was trying to figure out how to spell When you want me to sing I like that uh this scene where she's talking about needing to find herself. She comes outside He's sitting by the man-made lake or whatever because I mean it's yeah, so yeah, they're in nice and stupid plan community And he's like hey, you know smiling as usual and she's like hey She goes, it's really a lot and he goes. Yeah, isn't it beautiful. She's like yeah, it's beautiful I know you can't even start your female empowerment speech without like taking his opinion Jesus. It's hard. It's hard. Like I'm like a very nice girl, but she's pathetic clear clear clear Thank god, you know sometimes I just thank god that they end these people at one season because this girl I would I Probably wouldn't I'd probably just change it. I was gonna say I'd throw the tv But I don't get that mad at her and my tv screwed into the wall Um and then finally we have rob and ro who really did nothing this episode they went to a hotel And talked about how they were gonna have sex and then he passed out and then they got into bathtub and They were toasting to new york And like it's a city that checked them when they needed to be checked and then lifted them up when they needed to be lifted up And blah blah blah like you're in Jersey should it's Jersey City. So yeah, and now you're standing on the balcony Of this place and so over looking which It doesn't look the river does it stop also trying to act like the city gave you so much Basically you were there for 18 months and you couldn't hack it so you're going back to Tampa Okay, and why are you stan why did you go to new york to get a hotel balcony that overlooks jersey? Which is where you just came from that's so weird Yeah, so they well they were really bad in this episode worse than usual and I think because we know more about them now But yeah, they make me crazy. They set up their couples cam on a tripod So they'll put their couples cam in the middle of the kitchen on a tripod and then go, okay Now let's fight and then they start fighting or they do like a romantic scene and I'm like you guys I can somewhat believe this I believe it more if there's 10 cameramen in your house and you've just gotten used to it But the fact that I know you just set up a tripod in the middle of your kitchen and now you're trying to do a scene It's just bad community theater. I they're bad. Oh, but I do want to talk about a little bit because yeah We were told the other day that he called some woman to see word on instagram and stuff like that and I was like, oh my god He's defensive in real life too. I love it. Yeah, someone posted on our wall one of his instagrams And it's her pregnant because she's pregnant now. So yeah, she looks like nine months in this She looks beautiful and he's holding her stomach. It's a really nice picture, but then his What he wrote under it. He's like well while people are getting all defensive about some obviously added slice of life On tv, we're actually being happy over here with a baby. So please Go please off you defensive little shit. Have fun in Tampa. You can beat the plus of bars there Enjoy the driving range at Tampa. That's good Little lube It's so fun. Why is it so fun to shade Tampa? I'm sure we have plenty of listeners there But for some reason it's like really fun to shade Tampa and Phoenix You know who else is in Tampa is one of our good friends miss kate chastein You're right. I take it all back. I know but you know from living in florida I only lived there one year and I lived in jupiter florida Even from living there people in florida are like people from texas We can love it and still mock it at the same time because we know you going to yeah Uh, yeah, I probably just sound elitist when I when I when I make fun of Tampa I remember there was one podcast was like, you know, my favorite thing is to be elitist I said that as a joke and then someone actually tweeted at me. I was like, are you serious? Do you really like being elitist? I was like, no lady. I'm joking am I though am I Isn't this whole podcast that being elitist where you come from too Yeah, I mean Tampa has it stereo types lord knows I carry a lot of texas is around with me with my sloppy Blowed mouth ass and i'm also a very good shot. Thank you And you're from can etiquette like a white new york. I'm of elitist place Dining him from New York phone the other from new england if only I were from new england I only went to school. Oh, I thought you were from can etiquette for some reason. Good. How long have I known? I'm from the Connecticut. I'm from like the I live right near the Connecticut border So I'm like Connecticut adjacent or my family lives there. Oh my god. Thank you for saying Connecticut adjacent That's amazing. Yes. No, but I'm not from Fairfield county. I'm merely from westchester county Okay, I take it back Well, you guys are really good with your doppler radar because I remember when I lived in New York They would always say westchester county the doppler radar. Wow Oh, yes america's number one doppler radar destination westchester county, New York Your stereotype is being elitist about weather. Yeah weather prediction Pretty much Um, it's so funny they mentioned that because someone just uh emailed me about High school friend of mine from westchester or someone from my high school created a hashtag that has gone viral Isn't that exciting? That's hilarious. Isn't that really really exciting? It's like doppler doppler possibly can array hashtag. Yeah Um, so uh, why don't we it was as long as we're talking about far-flowing destinations. Why don't we talk about? Torgroup. Oh my god. I thought we were done. I was really grabbing a real cigarette I was like, bye Have a great weekend everybody the real cigarettes at fair facts avenue. No, no, let me whip it out Uh, so torgroup. So I was like, uh, this looks just like another off-brand Bravo show that no one's gonna watch in the aprescade mold and I don't know if people are gonna watch or not But I actually enjoyed it I you know, I I didn't even realize it was gonna be on and then you you texted me Tuesday night and I saw I watched it online Um, and I was like all right, let's watch these like doofuses travel around I liked it. They reminded me of like a grown-up rewardless road rules Literally. Yeah, in so many ways No, no more. So this is basically ignorant americans being ignorant all over the world and reinforcing stereotypes. So thanks moron Yeah, I'm actually gonna pull up the bravo website right now the torgroup website because I figured Why don't we just go through all the characters and by going through the characters? We'll sort of wind up recapping the show right unless did you write notes about it No, I did but we don't need to do an entire step-by-step recap of this craziness. No, we don't at least not yet I'm sure if we as we get into it, we will I can say on a macro level I did enjoy it. I thought the characters were were amusing enough that I could see that we'll have like some snark about them And um, I enjoyed actually also seeing the locations So The first guy we have is Brandon presser. He is the tour guide and he is already way in over his head Okay, he is like he's like a nice guy Possibly gay or maybe he's just like really jewishy And my god that gay that guy is gayer than a dick inside a butt So he is like, you know, he seems like a really lovely guy who does this for a living I get that sense and super positive. He's like, hey, we've looked guys. We're gonna go around the world with strangers I've carefully picked all of these strangers are so unique and different Yeah, he's like, you know, sometimes one of the hard things about doing like running a tour guide is the tour group is that Sometimes you have to manage different personalities. I'm like, no, that's in a real tour group You're on a reality show now. You are just like they're just gonna run right over you But uh, he seems nice and lovely so far and he seems like someone I would actually want to like hang out with Yeah, he does seem sweet and then we have Rachel grant is the is another one of the toward group leaders and I love her because she is british and um She eats weird food and she's adventurous and I just love that She's the travel writer with an odd english accent, which I don't really believe all right This is a recurring theme in this for me is accents that I don't really believe Yeah, like there's part of it that I'm like that is not real Who are you because she doesn't have her real face some other face? She doesn't have her real teeth. She's got some group on teeth up in there. It's like a toilet lid in there So who are you lady? I'm not buying her yet. I do like that. She seems very nice Uh, and sweet and open but I also hate that she also seems fake So she seems like she's trying to have fun like her and we need to have adventurous food of course I'm gonna eat the lamb. I but no bread. Oh, yeah, that was hilarious Really? Well, one must always watch your carbs when you're eating various awful You're eating the brain outside of a living goat right now. Just making it like no gluten. Thank you Um, apparently, uh, here's a fun fact that I just saw here. She was she's a bond girl She was in die another day What was that one out? That was like in the early 2000s. That was remember the Madonna song. It's like die another day No All right. Well, that's too bad. Got it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it either I'll remember to her group probably longer than I remember that It won't be long before she bust that little noggin. I said, well, you know, it's I was in, you know And pierce and I who's pierce? Oh, you know pierce bras and I was a bond girl, you know, you know, she's gonna wait to drop that Um Also, she's a constant lick lipper I wrote I was like, uh, oh, don't trust a lick lipper. Don't trust a lick lipper eating a cow head um So I bet I like her because she seems haughty and she's not like annoying like pretty much all the other women Annoying in the sense like ew. No, I won't do that. She's adventurous Then yeah, I like her. Well, she's one of the hosts so she has to do it. Yeah, exactly then we have there the third host Sandhurst Megan's no one is named that. Yeah, I know he's like all last names. I don't believe it Sandhurst get out of here with that stupid made-up name and what what is where's he from? Where does this say? Trinidad he's from Trinidad. Um, he is another accent. I'm not buying Yeah, he is gorgeous Absolutely absolutely gorgeous and I'll tell you and I just assumed he was gay But then he was kept on doing things where he was pretending like he was straight He's like he's like I wouldn't I can't even do his accent My my accents are all messed up after this whole episode of british people whatever But he's like pretended to go into women's locker room was like pretending to hide them I'm like but you're but you're gay. Aren't you sanders? I mean, I'm not trying to be out of closet But right guessing that it's because they're in Morocco and he doesn't want to get you know stoned or whatever but girl I yeah, I was like I'm not even trying to be Like prezhilden shoved him out of the closet. I just assumed my girl. You're wearing ombre Please don't front His name is sandhurst. He talks about how hot he is how everybody wants to have sex with him I have to be naked. That's the thing about me. I once on every trip I have to find somewhere that I can be naked because everyone wants to have sex with me And I just must be nude like you are ridiculous. You are ridiculous Batch. I don't even like you even though I know that Ben's gonna talk about how hot you are You're not as hot as you think you are girl. You need to sit Uh, I think he is as hot as he thinks he is and I think that um, I think he is also Yes, very full of himself and furthermore this whole business about he has to find a place to be naked Well, next time you find that place, please. Let me know where it is How about a shower? I would like to go visit I'd like to go take a shower. There's there's a place you can be naked But also I thought it was kind of funny You know that they're in Morocco and all the women have to cover up and then sandhurst gets like where you know a total tank top and have everything like all his shoulders and arms showing I was like, oh I'm a standard Not really a funny comment when they uh, no, I was just exhaling when they um Introduce each other dinner. They have a big group dinner where they're all meeting each other and you know giving their black. Hello I am or whatever. Everyone else is like, hey, I'm Rachel. I'm a travel writer getting used to my teeth Um, the gay is like I just want to solve to love each other. I'm so glad we're here and then it gets to him and he's like My name is sand test I have been through 12 colleges. I've done he goes through like his old resume He's giving like a mayor of our passo speech She's like I work for an airline exclusively for high-end airline passengers I'm like, so do you work TSA? Is that what you're saying? I don't know like the premium like he pays extra to be in boarding group a on southwest Sanders Shub sanders just take up your shirt. Um So then the some of one of the first people we met was jarred lovey leavey Levi uh, he is RIB He's pretty annoying. He's like a jersey financial analyst And you know that all these people there's this stupid Subtext that they're all there to learn something about themselves. You're not going to learn anything except they're all assholes You're going to see that on tv. Yeah, we've already learned plenty You've got terrible plugs all you talk about is how much money you have He's like they think i'm jersey shore, but i'm really steven hawking in And snooky like if they had a baby Mike, um first of all if they had a 50-year-old baby with bad plugs and a bad die job and working out too hard And wearing socks up to your knees to try and be a hipster dude. What is wrong with being What is wrong with aging? Why is everybody so terrified especially on bravo? It seems like people who hit 40 freak out Who do you think you're tricking with your plugs and your dyed hair? You don't look younger. You look crazy You look crazy. Yeah, he's he's a bit annoying. Um age darling. Do you'll still get fucked? Trust me. Yes Um Then we also met uh jay ward who is the uh the official gay gay gay guy of the group who's married but his marriage is like a little weird right now and he's Former dancer and he's just he's out for a good time not alone He seems like he's gonna be helpful because the interracial couple he's like what i was like what? I mean he doesn't look like the kind of guy who would like a black girl Whoa, what does that even mean and he's with a white guy too. He's in an interracial relationship too I think this guy is gonna say a lot of stupid shit and i'm excited to see what it is He's kind of fun. Yeah, he seems fine. Um, i'm on the fence. Yeah, he hasn't really shown us much so far Um, so then we have uh jeff and i'm gonna pair him with jetta jetta is his wife They are the interracial couple jetta looks exactly like flowzell from youtube and they so far they're they're pretty bad They are like and they're like at the heart of some of the Some of the controversy along with jenna kingma who oh no i'm sorry. No jenna. That's not the right way I'm sorry the they're the model michelle. So basically So jeff and jetta at first they seem all nice and everything and at that first dinner jeff tells michelle the former model that she should eat a hamburger Which is a red ad that they're interracial, but they're also fat It's like the bravo people are shoving everything that they can into this one color Exactly so they're like retreading like this is actually a classic real housewives Lydia Like uh, what's his face slayed against lydia uh storyline where slayed told idiot you know hamburger and it became a big controversy for five episodes So here we are again where a guy is telling a girl to eat a hamburger, which is really rude by the way Of course it is but have you noticed that it's fat guys always saying this it's so funny to me that there's like these body image fights Where the people who don't eat are always against the people who eat too much It's so funny to be because it's so like real life like everybody's always judging each other's bodies Even if it's the fat people the fat people are like gross Because where I come from that's just what you say like that's not normal to look like that So when you see someone skinny you say god have a hamburger, but it's not to be mean It's not normal from where we come from and she Oh that got so hilarious to me because she the model got super pitch But then it started because the model is an attention whore who also can accept that she's 40 Let's face it. I mean this woman looks like she looks like uh, like a stuffed Like lizard or something and normal Bates's house. It's like weird. She's too like sanded down. She won't accept She's weathered. She's been through a lot So my my view about her is I feel like she looks like she lives either in Orange County or Riverside And i've yet to actually find out i'm actually going to click on her bio now to see if See if because this has been my prediction. I don't know i'm having like a stupid A stupid bet with myself like whether or not i'm right. I'm going to click on her bio We're going to find out where michelle lives But it's not only perfect like i'm not specifically making fun of her face I'm just saying it's that waiting it's that refusal to accept your age And then in every scene that they have somebody to come in to entertain them in this one It was belly dancers. So she had to get up in belly dance with them Exactly And then there was another snake charm snake charmer scene and she had to be with the snake charmers And like she always has to put herself in the center of attention She's just coming off as really desperate and really obnoxious She also like approaches every situation like a hammer instead of being like That was offensive or she just was not she's not She's not Uh, it's it's fine for her to be annoyed by that thing, but she's just like I can't believe you say that she's she's from the christian, uh school of voice Uh, where she everything she says like it's like just not cool man. Let's say I shot the hamburger Well, the fat fight was beautiful. Can we talk about it? Yes, that's gonna say that's because he says at dinner You need to have a hamburger and her face. I mean moved as probably much as it has in a long time Yes, and she's like what? But she didn't say anything, but she looked mortified and of course that couple was like who cares like they didn't pay attention to her So They get on a bus To go somewhere. Oh no, there was no when first they go Yeah, first they go in place. Yeah, they're going to like basically the baths and In jetta, she's like she basically doesn't want to get naked because she has body image issues probably and so Also, she's around a bunch of stick figures like it's not fair to just cast two One fat guy and one fat girl and then everybody else has model body Exactly and so I was actually like to quote tara banks. I was rooting for you. I was rooting for you jetta We all were so like as i'm like, you know, she's the fat girl with all the annoying stick figure women So she gets in there first of all she starts talking about herself in the third person to no end Okay, and she's talking about that's how jetta. That's how we do it. This is jetta This is how jetta relaxes like stop at your name different vaults wagon. Okay, so She's anyone comfortable in a jetta. Yeah, so she's in a bathing suit She's talking about how like this is how I relax, you know, because I got all this and I got all this I got all this jetta jetta jetta jetta And so then Michelle is like Well, that's really great You know, I think it's great that you accept you for you Which is why I thought it was rude that your husband said I should eat a hamburger and she's like He didn't say that I was like She says this is where it just starts getting so good because now she's just going to call this woman a liar Yeah, and so what the twins who are both like kind of miserable bitches I mean one is like hillary and swank face miserable and then the other one is like kind of bitter blogger of miserable Well, one of them sort of looks like Catherine from southern charm. I think Catherine meets parker posy Yeah, the one with glasses. No, I think she's the one that does not have the jenna I think is one that looks more like parker posy meets Catherine from southern charm Oh, no, that girl to me is just swank face to me The one with the glasses looks like that nicole from big brother like two seasons ago. Oh, yeah, she does But without the personality that's endearing. Yeah So see it's one of the twins glasses twins says Oh, actually I heard that I heard him say that. Yeah, he did say it. She's not actually No, he didn't no, he didn't Okay, so they're both like Okay, so well, maybe he didn't say hamburger. It's like no, he said eat a burger and she's like well, whatever So she starts arguing with her, which is a bitch move. So the model's like whatever Um On the bus They're all on the bus together later and she tells the guy she goes at um, I have something to say jeff Uh last night at dinner you told me to eat a hamburger and I was really offended And she's pissed now because she's already fought with a wife and he goes Oh, um, you know, it's just like sometimes I think of stuff and then it comes out of my mouth but it's not it's not like what I meant to say and then Like what did you mean to say it's what you meant to say and he goes sometimes it's inappropriate and then his wife goes Well, it's actually usually not inappropriate. Yeah, so in other words. Yeah, do eat a burger, bitch I mean whoa Well, she was fighting fat people. I'm down. Well, the funny thing was that um jeff at first He also denied saying he's like I didn't say that and then he starts saying well sometimes it comes out and then jeff jetta is like Lady mcbeth like the the terrible version of lady mcbeth And she's like whispering into into jeff's year the entire time like be sure to mention be sure to mention the burger Be sure to mention how she doesn't eat be sure to mention she's just like she's totally dubbing into his ear And like I didn't know which side to go on because I was like well jeff and jeff were in the wrong and they're denying it And so I don't want to be on their side, but then again So hard to be on the side of the catty bitches, but the model this is what was weird to me about the show overall It may I hated them all at first. I mean, I think that's in my personality. Yeah, but that's probably my issue But everybody well except actually the two brothers are the two hosts that's not sandhurst I hated him at first just because I mean your name's not sandhurst so automatically I hate you But the other hosts I like I kind of liked him, but then I was like oh no It's gonna be a scary proposition. My point is by the end of the episode. I kind of like them all Yeah, I mean I was that's a talent in these shows Normally they paint them as black and white and this they don't they make you hate them But then they're like but here's their good side and the model is a really good mom and yeah Her son obviously is being raised well and the model was in the right in that argument The model was in the right on that argument. Uh, so she was she's being a bit of a drama queen Having to bring it up in front of everybody and drama queens goes. It's not the worst I think that um the brothers michael and steven they seem fine We didn't really get to know too much about them except that at one point They go to the soup they go they go into the sook at one point which is also another retread of real house wives of new york city and uh they go to like this place where they eat bread and There's a guy who's been working there for like 60 years Just putting breads into the oven and then uh, one of the brothers michael is like wow. He's like here Have this one basically a penny have this penny there. No, it's it's keep it keep the penny Really patronize and the guy's like But god bless them. They'd act the same way in disney land. Yeah, like that's the thing you gotta love their cast is like the dumb southern guys but they're also uh Brothers and best friends and they're so cute. They are they're so nice to each other and they're obviously so close But they're dumbasses and do douchey things but then One of them's like I'll just have to keep thinking base ball base ball base ball so I don't get excited Well, he's being bathed by a woman and also it looks like he has a huge one which was another plus But um, I think which wins. I don't think we've seen a good side of the twins. Yeah, I thought the twins were were pretty Awful like they're sitting there eating this food that looks absolutely delicious in this Jenna who only eats like salmon and veggies. She's like this fish is disgusting It's disgusting. Yeah, and then misty is like, oh my god. There's so much commotion if this were america They wouldn't be able to do that. I was like, oh gosh That was so priceless because they're in the middle of the marketplace So there's people everywhere and there's people on these Mopeds because everybody has a scooter there and so they're all on scooters But there's like an entire family on scooters and they're going through the basically I mean it's outdoors But like the hallways or whatever these corridors and all the people it kind of left her because she was this bitchy Mopey thing she didn't keep up and she's standing there with no one to talk to and she tells one of the Moroccan women Like one of the locals. She's like if this was america They wouldn't be able to do that right and the lady's like, oh, yes. Yes. Okay. It's like yeah Those twins are those twins are awful and they're awful to each other too. It's like oh my god You're festive. Well, if you visited me more, you would know Then they're just attacking each other already. They're gonna be like them too because They're girls with obviously so many issues issues with themselves and with each other And they just want to have fun, but they don't know how and they both have sticks up their ass And then they're like slowly starting to learn to open up and so then I even like them at the end I mean, what the hell show? Well, then the last two people are these two women from vegas who arrived late because they have plane issues Amy and heather And it's funny because I feel like the show is trying to set us up to hate them because they're like like heather packed you know tons of You know heals and tons of luggage My friend is like three sides, but they're like, I mean, whatever like we can still be friends Like I just have more stars. I'm like, but how many stars are there or I mean, are you going on a four star a ten star? What are you talking about fake rich lady? Yeah, exactly and then jarret is like, oh god Here comes some two diva bitches through in the balance of our of our group I'm like, well, first of all, you guys don't have a happy family at all second of all Um, it was like I was like, yeah, look diva bitches They're gonna be the worst, but then I was like, you know, I actually feel like these are gonna be the women who are gonna be surprisingly like our favorites Um, they're funny. They were funny funny because she was the one they were eating all the weird food and all the american's like Amy was the one who tried it and he was like, okay And then it gets to it gets to these chicks and one of them One of them goes. Oh my god. Look at that sheep's teeth. He even has rotting teeth I mean, it's not even like a nice sheep's head It's just like a gret she had, I mean breasts They are hilarious. Yeah, I wanted to eat those snails by the way Those snails look delicious because I love I love snails when they were being driven up to the big beautiful amazing Hotel in Morocco. She goes oh my god, look it looks just like where they filmed sex in the city too I Second city one is by the way Brandon's favorite New Year's movie I know it's just thinking that okay has been brought up sex in the city twice in a week on rops And then it was funny because they mentioned he mentioned he's like, oh, we're not watching sex in city tonight And then Craig is like, yeah, thank god. I was like, whoa, it was the first time Craig hasn't been like supportive of something Like like, oh, do you wanna watch it? No, wasn't it Craig who was like, uh, I think Craig's favorite movie is sex in the city and Brandon Brandon is I mean, I don't know. I think it was Greg's. I was surprised Well, Craig over now They're off of television clear them clear them Craig and read and i'm sure will tweet at us To clarify if they've if they've gotten this far then if they don't respond to us Then we know they only listen to their part of the show Or some who who got the time y'all they don't have a day job So, uh, yeah, I think talk group is actually off to a good start Um, and because we sort of like it, it means that no one's gonna watch it and it'll be off the air soon Uh, I know but I don't even know that we have to watch the whole season because Dallas starts this month too. Oh, jesus Rarr Of course, we are down on newlyweds now Well, I'm sure but our other shows are gonna wrap up soon at lanta Isn't it lanta just filmed a reunion or Beverly Hills? The reunions are starting to get taped So Beverly Hills is next week fander prompts rules reunion taped. I think two weeks ago Yeah, but they're all coming they're all starting to new ones because New York is coming back jerseys coming back Dallas is starting charm Southern charm Yeah, we gotta do that preview next week. Yeah, we forgot so we're gonna have some turnover Uh, but we'll stick with tour tour group for now because we're losing um newlyweds So it's a perfect uh perfect show to plug in just like mmm Sounds good to me being oh, we didn't talk about top chef, but we can just say that um Kwame was kicked off because his fast casual concept, which was the challenge his fast casual concept was to serve mini chicken and waffles Uh, which is um frozen waffles frozen Tommy like healthy waffles like If you're gonna do why do you do healthy waffles make them from scratch? You can do frozen waffles make them indulge watching idiot I get that you've had 10 jobs in five years I get it like different careers and stuff I get that you're young too, but at least watch a damn season of top chef before you go on it Who does that does serve something frozen on top chef? Yeah, this is not a food festival You don't have to serve tiny little things people want something that you should have been like some sort of like waffle wrap Now that would have been good. Yeah, I was glad he got kicked off for that because he's been getting on my nerves But especially serving frozen. I was like they better not let him get away with that But who else was about to get kicked off? I wanted Jeremy to go Jeremy has been annoying me. Honestly ever since he served us sashimi that first day We didn't like a sashimi remember or as you know Um, but uh, I was hoping he would because because Jeremy's concept was even more Tom who's tacos, but it's like tacos. I like beach. It's like fish tacos, but it's a gashro But it's like hot chicks like hooters It's like the taco bros because I like to serve and I like tacos So I was like yeah tacos and then padma but haven't tacos been done to death There are so many tacos in the world. He's like yeah, but not with an entire tuna steak on them and nothing else Like a dude. What are you doing over there? Yeah, and then Marjorie had a spaghetti a spaghetti These concepts are so stupid and she won right She went with her spaghetti thing. No, uh, they loved her spaghetti thing, but the one who won was carl carl made a mediterranean thing Dooley dooley. Oh, yeah, you can just mix it's like a salad bar kind of thing But it all goes together this episode they really I don't think anybody really came off very well in this one Yeah, like a spaghetti a spaghetti bar A terrible taco place where you put an entire tuna steak on a taco a frozen waffle place and then a salad bar Really guys. Come on. Well, so adios DJ jerk broccoli. We loved you for a moment And then we had high hopes for you. I know for you Kwame. I do I still like Kwame, but Frozen waffles will never work out well for you on top chef never never never This is yeah, he never rose my hate meter is most of the people on this season aren't doing that There's no one I really really hate even philip was hilarious. Yeah, philip is I really don't like Jeremy I have to say even if he is cute. I love a dumb cute man who's overconfident and not as cute as he thinks I love that. I there's like so many things that go into a perfect package so many imperfections to make a perfect package and he's close Yeah, it's very close All right. Well, we uh, we did it. We we did it. 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