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Marvin J. and Christy Doherty, we love you. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hello and welcome to the Watch what Crapins podcast. The podcast about all that crap we'd love to talk about on the old brobs. I'm Ronnie Karen from Trash Talk TV. And as usual, I'm here with the gorgeous, talented, thin, non-man boobed, okay? 'Cause that's part of newlyweds. Your boobs are beautiful, Ben. - Oh, thanks. - The beautifully boobied, Ben Mandelker. - Oh, oh, oh. - The beachide blog and the banter blender podcast. - Thank you for calling my breasts beautiful. It's really, that was the highlight of my morning so far. Even more than the Starbucks reward I just received. And I don't mean that in that Christina Aguilera. You're beautiful 'cause you're ugly kind of way. Bitch, I'm still mad at that song whenever I hear it. - I know. - She's like, you're beautiful, just like a down's child. I'm like, shut up, Christina Aguilera. Anyway, that's like so old. I don't know why I'm bringing that up, Brandon. - It's okay. - I heard it in Rossi other day and I got mad. Anyway, everybody, thank you so much for listening to this podcast. We're growing, we love growing. And thank you so much for supporting us on Patreon. So for those of you who don't know, which I'm sure all of you do by now, if you don't, you can go to patreon.com/whatcrapins and watch that. - Watch that. - Yeah, I'm an idiot today. - Yeah, everyone knows this one and then you get it wrong. I'm dumb, everyone knows that too. - Come to patreon.com/watchwhatcrapins. That's where we do our bonus episodes. So that's an extra 45-ish to an hour, to an hour and a half sometimes of content a week. And we don't talk about Bravo exclusively over there. We just talk about everything. We have so much fun, go over there. We have our Google Hangout coming soon. That's a video chat with all of you guys. - I'm coming next week. - Our monthly party. 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She said, "Try to listen to this, "but when it got to 10 minutes full of babbling sponsors "and irritating soundbites, I had to turn it off, "annoying way to start the morning." (laughing) Sorry, Gaby F. - Sorry, Gaby F. But yeah, if you can't take nonsensical babbling, then we are not for you. - We are not for you, but there's also time codes. So if you understand numbers, you can fully advance to the part of the show that we talk about the stuff that you want to talk about. But that's no fun. Actually, it probably is for many people. - And also, guess what? There's no sponsors today anyway, so. - There are no sponsors. - You just shot yourself from the foot, lady. - See, Gaby, we're already moving on and we're probably only at like nine minutes, 55 seconds. (laughing) Look, part of this is just sitting here talking to one of my best friends in the world, sitting on the phone, making crafts. And this is a good time, so that we have people who enjoy sitting around with us and listening, you know, all the best, and if you don't, all the best to you to enjoy your-- - No nonsense. - That's right, now two pieces of housekeeping. One is that on the previous episode, we played a song, which was, we took James' text messages from Vanderpump Rules. We took his text messages and made a song about them and that was embedded in the episode. We have now actually released that song as a sort of standalone episode-ish sort of thing of Watcher Craphens. That's, it's on our feed, so you can go to iTunes or something like that. You can just listen to it. It's just like a one minute episode, essentially. So if you're looking to hear that song, 'cause a lot of people were liked it, then you can go to iTunes for that. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - The second piece of housekeeping. - Oh, by the way, that's not a we. That's been made that song, okay? - Inspired by Ronnie's. - And you're amazing, clarity. - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. But, you know, Ronnie is also very funny and our second piece of housekeeping is we need to, it's time for us to put on our Justice Headbands. YouTube had blocked my Real Housewives of New York. They took down a bunch of my Housewives' speed videos years ago and I found out today that it's back online. It's season five at two minutes of Real Housewives of New York. - Justice Headband. - What do you wanna talk about today? - Well, we have news in the Bravo universe, which is that the new cast of Real Housewives of Dallas has been announced. And one of the women is actually eating friends with one of our dear listeners, Tracy Swacy. - Tracy Swacy. - We met when we did a live show in Austin. Tracy is wonderful. So there's actually a trailer on BravoTV.com. I haven't watched the trailer. Have you watched the trailer? I don't think you have either, right? - No, you wanna watch it together? Did you send me a link? - That's blank. - Or should I just go to BravoTV? - I did send you the link. - I did send you the link. It's a minute long, okay? So we're gonna watch it live on the podcast and hopefully it'll make sense that people who are just listening with audio and if not, it's just a minute. You can spend that time dreaming about something. - We'll be talking crap about these batches for a long time to come. So don't worry, you'll eventually get it. - Gabby, I just turned her hair out. (laughing) - Thanks to all audio, click, you can see the controls. - Are we gonna suddenly apologize for being nonsensical? This is about nonsense. I refuse to change. - Bravo. - Okay, you're right. - Well, it says playing, but nothing's happening. - Okay, well, mine's at like the four second mark. Ready? - Hold on. No. (laughing) - No, I'm waiting. - I have a guess, I'm gonna reload my page entirely. - You are? Okay, I will too. All right. - Let's see if that does anything, BravoTV. - Then it's just gonna start playing. And if it doesn't, if you're not in sync, then I'm sorry, you had your chance, Ronnie Karam. I already, I already went to that for you, okay? Okay. - Okay. - Walks in, okay. So don't steal that, okay? - You know what might be blocking it 'cause I have an ad blocker. Maybe I have to pause the adblock 'cause Bravo found a way around that. So you actually have to watch the ad now. So let me watch this dish so bad. I'll recap the dish so bad or whatever that they're about to show me. - Oh, can you hear it? - I feel like a small town, but everything is fingering down. - Everything's fingering down. - The attitude. - That hair. It's two and a half million. - I just see your ring. - I see your ring. - I see your ring. - It's like even harder. - You like to live life loud. (cheering) - Okay, so they're just sort of like, they got hats, it's all the typical footage of them socializing. This one looks like Bethany, a mixture of Bethany and the one from Game of Thrones. - Why do you try to act like the Dalot socialite? You have to be born in the house. - Oh yeah, she's on it. - And how much you know about them. - You don't know. - They're so respectful. - They fake least advantage. - They're fake. - She can deny, deny, deny. - Oh, it's all at all. - We're not our friends that we know. - I feel like this is gonna be American version of Villains of Cheshire. - Your relationship with your husband is shaky. We all know that. - Sometimes to move up the ladder, you gotta get down and dirt. - Oh wait, that's so nice. - Uh oh, someone broke the glass. - Is that you stand up for a little piece of sh*t flash. That's how we do it, in Dallas. - Lassie, Lassie. I want to see more here pulling. - Every single house flash show. - It's all in who you know. You're not a socialite. You gotta be born into that. - Get the f*ck outta here. - No, you don't. - You have to have some money and go to some parties and pretend you're given to poor people who are eating $100 a dinner. $100 a plate dinner is a wearing f*cking outfit to cost more than tiny little African villages that you claim to support. You're a bunch of f*cking mother f*ckers, tax break, tax sheltering mother f*ckers. - Yeah. - Yeah. (laughing) - I tell you now, you know Dallas is the size of, I mean, a country. I mean, just humongous, that place. There's so many little cities for these bitches to pretend they're so exclusive 'cause they were, what were you born into? You were born into a pile of goo and sh*t on a table like the rest of us. Get the f*ck over yourself, lady. - I love when you go in on some Texas bitches. I'm pissed already. Well, that's where I'm from, you know, and I love me some Texas. But you ain't better than me just 'cause you have a f*ck some dude with money. Stupid lady. And you know, Dallas, that's the place. I told you about years ago, I went to Dallas and their cheesecake factory there. People get dressed up to go. (laughing) I'm not even lying. - Wow, I can't even match with the dude for the Grand Luxe Cafe. (laughing) - You can't be grand. - That's what it tells. - Listen here, Lex. You have to be born into grand, okay? (laughing) Otherwise, take a seat at the P.F. Chang's, will you? (laughing) - Anybody could be born a P.F. (laughing) - You are, you are, you are trying to state your claim, but guess what? We know what you are, you're a claim jumper. (laughing) - I wish we had a claim jumper. I think that's a California thing. Look, our asses are big enough in Texas. We don't need a claim jumper. Those sandwiches are bigger than the head. I've never been to a claim jumper, actually. But last time I saw a commercial for Long John Silvers, and the commercial literally started with a woman saying, "Need to satisfy your cravings for Alaskan cod?" I was like, "No, actually." (laughing) Who has that craving? - I was like, I don't know, is this like, you know, there are very specific cravings in this world. You know, there's, and that's why we have commercials, like farmersonly.com. But, you know, craving for Alaskan black cod, I can't say. And then they show this woman like biting into some shitty looking fried fish. I was like, "I love fried fish." But like, this is not the way to hook me. - No pun intended. - I read online that like 70% of lobster dishes are imitation meat, or like some lesser fish. - P.S. - Just so everybody knows, okay. So you think Long John Silvers is really serving you Alaskan cod? No, get outta here. - Yeah, we know what it is. - Stop fronting, okay, with your Alaskan, with your black Alaskan cod. No one's buying it, Long John's. - Speaking of Alaskan cod cravings, there are some nude photos of MJ on the internet. MJ from Shahd. (laughing) - These were, or, (laughing) - These were sent to us from none other than, I think it was Joe, yes, it is. Joel Renary, Renary, Renary, Mary, T.V. - M.J. is trying to bring you, Ray Capa. - Yeah, he's trying to break, MJ's trying to break the internet, like Kim Kardashian. So MJ posts all these photos. They're these place-- - She's sitting on the internet. (laughing) - She's like, went to Mountain View. (laughing) She sat on Google. But, enough fat shaming at poor MJ. (laughing) She finally got out of a pantry. But, the thing is, so the, I mean, photos are perfectly tasteful. It's like a lot of her standing shirtless with nothing but a sheer, sort of, pajmina flowing in the wind, or just like, something else from me. (laughing) I don't know what it is. There's a piece of cloth that's like sheer, that hides things like nips and everything. It's very, like, Beyonce video meets, like, Asa meets Long John Silver's. And so, it's-- - Meets wild hoods, wild ride, or whatever that is. - So it's like, you know, it's like, it's a very, it's very intense imagery, you know, because MJ is not the standard woman that we see in these sort of photos. So, but at the same time, it's like, you know, good for her, good for her. Like, she's got, she's proud of her body, et cetera. My issue is more, it's more like, where were the photo shoppers, or the photo, with the airbrushing, you know? Like, they did not, this photograph for it did not do any service to her. Like, you can see all the cellulite, you see all the lines in her face. Poor girl, I mean, the take is that like, you're seeing some, I mean, I know there's this whole movement of, you know, the whole like, dove, natural beauty, et cetera, et cetera. And I get that. But come on, if you're gonna do these sort of photos, like, this is not your moment to be like, oh, but here's the real me behind a sure be the cloth. - Yeah, if I wanted to see real people I'd go outside. - Okay. - Right, it's not like an inch of per bank. - Yeah, so what you see is sort of like an older face doing this, like, doing these, like, I don't know. Now I'm just, now I'm just ageist and I just sound ageist and fattest, so stop. - Yeah, I mean, I don't really care about anybody's weight or anything like that. I just don't like when people constantly have to shove their tits in my face, okay? And that includes the men too. Like, put your goddamn clothes on. You think we all haven't seen a bunch of titties? We see them all over the place, okay, lady? Like, if you wanna sell something, sell them with something else. I don't wanna see, and you know, just to make this less fattest, because you know who else does this constantly? Gigi Hadid. - That bitch is naked on every cover in town. I swear on a TV guy, she'll just be standing there naked for no reason. What are you modeling, okay? - I don't mind, I don't mind the naked, I don't mind the nudity, or I say shove the tits. Men and women shove the tits wherever you want to. I just feel like, when you look at these pictures of MJ, it's almost like I feel bad for her because the photographer did her in an injustice. I mean, if you look, you literally see the cellulite. And again, like, if it had been a different kind of photo shoot, which was more like an intimate, like, this is the real me, that'd be fine, but like, don't be trying to do a sexy sports illustrated thing, and then you'll leave all the cellulite and all the lines on her face. I mean, it's like, I feel bad for her, she'll probably put money into that. - Well, I also don't buy people who say, I just want people to celebrate the real me. I don't wanna try and be something else for other people, just because blah, blah, blah, society is, the media that, and then they get their face full of cement, and then they have their faces all lifted, and then they cover themselves in like five inches of clay every day. Get out of here, you're natural self. - Yeah. - That just means you wanna eat. If you wanna be your natural self, then stop injecting yourself with cement trucks. - Yeah, exactly, exactly. - And be fat, you know. - And be fat. - Hey, I am a fat shamer. I'm actually, I would throw a parade for MJ if I wasn't so goddamn fat and lazy. I'm all for somebody just like being sexy and fat. I don't give a fuck about how fat I am either, and I've gotten laid way more since I stopped giving a fuck. So you go, girl, just, you know, you don't wanna see me naked on a magazine either, okay? - Yeah, I think that just the offensive thing with these is just that they're bad pictures. They're just bad photos. - Period. - That's it. Bad photos, bad lighting, it's like under lighting. I mean, you, I mean, I just-- - Under lighting, oh my God. - Look, I just sent you a link running right now of a photo where you can take a look at it. You just need to get me raging more today. I'm already furious, and I don't even know why, but it feels delicious. - First of all-- - Yeah, the artistic vision of this shot is that like MJ has been painted over by a 50-yard line at a football game. (laughing) That's what the artistic vision of this big death cell. - Why is this called fish wrapper? That is so gross. - Fish wrapper? - That's what the site is called. Isn't that why you said-- - Oh, yeah. - Isn't that why you said speaking of-- - No. - Oh, I didn't even get it, but I didn't know, that was, that's purely coincidental. It's called fish wrapper. - Shaws of Sunset, Mercedes Javi, pulls a Kim K. - I'm sure swallow a load on the internet, okay? Then you can call yourself a Kim K. Everybody's not just Kim K 'cause they have a big ass, okay? That would make all of Burbank and Texas Kim K. - Yeah, looking at her. - Oh, maybe it's 'cause I'm a Mac book. Oh, you mean her butt? - Her butt, her face, it's everything. - Oh my God, that butt has more dimples than an orphanage of newborns. (laughing) It's very like big and firm though. She's got like a nice little butt. - Oh yeah, but she's like, come on, you just do some for functory airbrushing on the poor woman. - Smell I forgot how big her boobs are. She's lifting those things up. That's the most workout she's had in years. Now you know how your bra feels. She's like holding her big old boob. I don't know, I think she looks pretty good. She's getting married, right? Who's she getting married to? - Some guy. (laughing) - Some guy who pretends to like ping pong. (laughing) - No, I mean, she looks good. I'm just saying, I think that the photos that should have been smooth out. - A grad. - I mean, it wasn't, wasn't there a controversy on real house house in New York City? Didn't like Luann say that to Bethany? Or Bethany said that to Luann on Luann's photo or something like that. Like, oh, why didn't they need to airbrush you? Why don't they airbrush you? Whatever, and then one of them got really offended. - How dare you? - Dare you. No one airbrushes Luann. - I'm marrying Dakestino. - Like congratulations. You're marrying a store. No one has been able to walk through comfortably for decades, ya dumb bitch. (laughing) - Shall we move on to the mail, Bethany? - What's doing? (upbeat music) ♪ Now back, now back, now back, now back ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ - Y'all, yeah, I like that you punctuated it a little. Yeah, first question was actually from last week, we forgot it. Comes from Justinian. He doesn't even ask us a question. He commands us to do something. He says, "Pitch Cynthia, a commercial for her eyewear line." - I think we did that on the regular show, but I can come up with some more. I would love a Cynthia eyewear. Okay, so you're on a camel and, okay, there's a hot couple on a camel in the desert and they can't see and they're hot and the wind is blowing in their eyes, but then they put on Cynthia Bailey sunglasses and suddenly they're in a mobile station in Pacoima. And there's a noisy station wagon full of brats and get gas all over your hands and stinks and then you put in your card, but your husband's taken all the money out of your account. Welcome. Now you're seeing life through Cynthia's eyes. - I think, here's what I think. Okay, it's Los Angeles. Okay, picture it, Los Angeles, 2016. All right, it's nighttime. A song is playing in the soundtrack, reminiscent of a transition shot on the hills. You and your gal pals are walking up to the hottest club off of Coinga Avenue. Your hair looks great, okay? You got a cute bag on, cute shoes. You're with your squad, you can go in, you can get to do some shots, you can find a guy, you're gonna dance and some Drake. It's gonna be amazing, but the one thing that you don't have is the perfect accessory. So as you walk into the club, what do you do? You take out your Cynthia Bailey's, you put them on and all of a sudden you look around the club and it's a half empty space under a highway and you think, yeah, I'm the hottest one here. I like it. Okay, I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna, since we've already paid for the Under the Highway, I'll keep that setting. You're under the highway. You see a homeless man asking for change. You don't wanna give it to him. You work hard, you start to pass by, something gets in your eye. So you put on your Cynthia Bailey sunglasses and you hear a jingle and you turn around and suddenly that homeless man looks good enough to be your husband. You take him home and you get married in a dinosaur museum. That was donated to you by some preschool. Cynthia Bailey, I wear, making Peter palatable. I think it's a great campaign. I look forward to that spot in this Super Bowl next year. Okay, Michael Horn asks, which Bravo Liberty who hasn't already should start their own podcast? What would it be called and what would they talk about? Oh, gosh. It would have to be, obviously, Megan King Edmonds. Yes. It would just be, it would basically be like Dateline except it would be Megan line or whatever. She would just be, she would be the podcast world answer to Nancy Grace. Oh, I think she could be like John Stossel. You know how he's always catching people and shit? Doesn't he catch the predators or is that somebody else? No, that's someone else. John Stossel is usually like, that's not fair. It's like this restaurant says it was gonna open at 8 a.m. and they open at 8.45. I'm getting to the bottom of this. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I think that would actually be really good. Megan King Edmonds doing true crime. But instead of murders and stuff, it would just be really stupid, true crimes. Somebody parked in that handicap spot. I'm gonna wait to see if they're really handicapped. Justice, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I would totally listen to that, 'cause that's the sort of crime that really, that gets in my craw. Me too. And I don't even want to say Whole Foods again, 'cause I know we'll go off for an hour and a half about it, but. I know. You know, I would actually also listen to a podcast by Shannon Badour. It could just be called David. And it'd be an hour for going David. David, David, David, David. And then there'd probably be a segment where she just counts and she's like one, two, three. 10, 13. And then once she gets, of course, to 45. 45, nine, got a thoughts. (laughing) It could be called, "Where in the World is David?" San Diego? (laughing) And she could be... (laughing) She just goes for an atlas. San Diego? San Juan. San Pedro? There are so many blonde women in San Diego. And there's a beach. If David is walking on a beach right now in San Diego, talking to some woman he could have had an affair with that could have ruined her and thought, "Oh, he's home, never mind." Okay, thanks for listening to the podcast. (laughing) She should have like a restaurant ratings, where she gives restaurants ready in one to three sombreros, and it's a restaurant review corner. She'll say, "Well, I didn't particularly like this restaurant. "It's just too much sugar." I mean, it's a cash shop hub. It's ridiculous. David, David, why don't you take the cash shop hub to review again, David? David, David. Let's take and have a podcast about Chantelier bulbs. Well, this Chantelier bulb we put in on the first fight we had, it was after the first concert we went to. I was quite a party girl back then. (laughing) This other bulb I had David put in the day he ran over the sprinkler system, and I cried my room for five hours. David? David? David. David. Beep. (laughing) - Be good podcast. Okay. Um, let's see. Betty Brown. She says, "I'm hoping you can take us "behind the fourth wall of Watch for Crapins. "Alla, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Sensored season one. "Can you fill us in on things like what your process is, "both individually and together? "What are you most proud of? "What has been most difficult, et cetera, et cetera, "along the same lines, "flist in a little bit about more of your personal lives? "Ben, how serious is it with your boyfriend and Ronnie? "Are you seeing someone? "Why, or why not? "Give us some dirt." Mm. Oh my God, that's so much, Ben. That's a whole bonus episode right there. Our process. - Betty wants to know, I mean, wait till you hear Lauren Grabowski's question. (laughing) Let's see. So I guess we'll start at the top. Can you fill us in? What the process? The process is pretty simple, actually, of how we do it. We watch the shows. We take notes. I sort of like ease back on some notes because I found that like when Ronnie and I both come to the table with a huge amount of notes, then it takes absolutely forever. And then on top of that, I get burnt out a little bit. So I sort of, some shows that do like a ton of notes and some might ease back, and I, you know. But we basically then just show up on Skype. Even though we live about a mile from each other and we couldn't be in person, we're just very lazy. Ronnie's in couch desk, et cetera. And we usually like talk for about five or 10 minutes before the show starts. We usually like talk about whoa, maybe some news items we want to talk about. Maybe we'll, they'll often be a technical issue. We'll maybe discuss some ideas we have for the podcast or Patreon or whatever. Or maybe we'll be like, oh my God, something just, someone just wrote this about us. It's cool. And then we just do it. And we record usually just straight through. Sometimes we'll stop in the middle to go to the bathroom. And then we, in terms of the editing, so we do like, everyone, we do like two episodes in a row. Like, so I'll do two episodes in a row, then Ronnie. So today it's like a Ronnie's show and then Tuesday will be a Ronnie's show. And then, and that way we are both editing the main show. We're doing the post-production on the main show. And then also the bonus episode. For me, the post-production, just 'cause like the connection is slow, like what that involves is. You have to convert files from one audio source to another and then you load them actually into final draft and you edit them. It sort of means more like the actual like, the beginning part of your answer. Not the whole like, where do you upload to? - Well, no, just, you know, I'm not gonna go, but I'm just saying like, there's a whole post-production process that's part of it. It's like that you have to add music and you have to make an image to go on social media. And then you have to upload it and upload it to different places, et cetera. So that always adds actually about, for me, about two hours and change. And so that, I mean, that's basically the process. - Let's talk about your boyfriend. That's a question I like. - Look right. Okay, we are, gosh, we are coming up on two years and three months. - Oh my God. That's like, that's like a marriage in dog years. - In gay, it's crazy. - I mean, in gay years. - It's crazy, yeah, he, so it is serious. And it's kind of crazy that we're approaching two years, but he's just really, really wonderful and lovely and he's just the best. And I mean, what else could I say about him? He's wonderful. - And so talented. - He's very, very talented. - I do not have love. I do not look for love. I've had love before. I do not give a shit anymore, okay? Maybe one day, but I really love to be in my house and do whatever I want. I don't like people telling me what to do and I do not like people trying to make me grow up and change. And everybody, I date, well, I think everybody in the world, you know? They look at kind of the potential. They're like, oh, look, there's somebody who could maybe be something someday. And I'm like, no, this is somebody who sits in his house, wakes up when he wants, smokes a pot, watches Bravo shows, takes notes, laughs his ass off, rants about stupid shit that I really don't care about, probably, or shouldn't care about. And then that's it, I go to bed. I don't want to take anybody's shit. I don't want to dress different. - Yeah. - I don't want to have to work out, but I think also I was raised on 80s movies, like romance movies and I believe in the one, man. So, I don't know, I'm not close to it, but I'm not looking for it either. Plenty of fish is like plenty of crazy people to come after you and try and make you do things. - Plus also, honestly, I think with them when you're gay, you get a different timeline than if you're straight. You really do. I mean, unless you want to have kids that does, like if you want to adopt kids, you obviously probably don't want to adopt a kid when you're like 60, you know? But in general, gay guys have a luxury of being able to take their time. And if you don't feel like seeing anyone, you don't feel like going out of your way, you don't have to. Which is really, really nice for us. - One of the few perks. - Honestly, part of being gay is just when there's two men involved and there's penises raging all of the time, it makes the relationship harder for me. I shouldn't say harder, I guess, but no pun. But it makes it harder for me because either I'm looking around or they're looking around and I don't necessarily like that. I mean, I've noticed that older gays tend to settle down and I think that's when your penis finally shuts the fuck up. It's like, it stops knocking on the door every day. The door of your jeans every day is like looking around. It's finally like, okay, I'm relaxed. I just want to relax here. I don't need to work out today. That's the only part of me that ever wants to work out is that damn penis. So I think that once my penis just gives up on working out, I'll be okay. I'll be able to find somebody. Also maybe once I ever finish my apartment. - Now, Betty also asked us, this has nothing to do with your penis. But what are you most proud of and what's been most difficult regarding the podcast? - The most difficult is when one of us or both of us aren't just not in the mood. Like when you're not in the mood to go to work. - Yeah. - 'Cause we're both creative people who basically have always gotten to do whatever we want. And I don't mean money wise. Like we're flying all over though. Obviously we're poor bitches, but you know, we're bloggers and we lead a weird adult life compared to a lot of people that we know and a lot of people in the world. And if we don't wanna do something, that's it. We don't wanna do it, period. And so that's hard to like force it. But then the good part and probably, and also my favorite part and my proudest part is that we always end up having so much fucking fun. Even when I sense that you're about to go over the edge with me and like, I'll sense it. - But they still laugh our asses off and have fun, you know? - We really do. And usually the only time I ever feel like I'm about to go over the edge, and by the way, it's like never go over the edge on top of that. It's like never like a real edge. It's usually if we're into like two hours and 15 minutes and I'm starving. 'Cause we always record this right at lunch time. So we always like, you know, like if I don't eat beforehand, it's like after like two and a half hours, you know, it takes a certain amount of mental energy to be like chatting about these people and being super snarky for two and a half hours. You have to turn on that side of that brain to be snarky on a podcast and try to be making jokes and everything. It's actually like, it like drains a certain amount of energy. And if we're like two hours and 15 minutes and we still have like a whole new show to go through or a half an episode to go through. And it's like, and I feel like we're just harping on every single detail and basically I'm hangry. That's when I start to be like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. But it's never, I never, I never really get mad. And that's, that actually is not the most difficult part for me. I mean, that's more just like the annoying part of it. But I think the difficult part, I think the difficult part has, most difficult thing has been in a certain way growing the podcast because there's like a lot of, there are a lot of like business-y aspects that we could be doing if we just like, had our shit together, you know? You know, like I've like written like a little like PR deck that I should be sending out to people and I should be like helping out with that website more. They're just, they're all these things. And it's just, you know, sometimes after doing the show and spending the hours and the watching the shows, then recording it and then doing the post-production, the last thing is that I wanna do is to then like, start doing some of the business stuff to help grow the podcast. And that's been really difficult to have. - Like we're done, drop the mic, go to the phone. - Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna go play sell as a cotan, you know? Which is what I did on Monday, by the way. Got creamed. But so that's been, that's, for me, that's the most difficult thing is like having to push myself to help take the podcast to the next level. And I still am not, I have, there's still so much more I could be doing. The stuff that I'm proudest though about is despite that, how we have gotten such a huge audience over, I don't know, we've been doing those three years, four years. You know, we started off, we had a nice core audience and the fact that we've gotten to this point now where we are able to not only, you know, like live off the podcast a certain degree, but we're living off the podcast because people want to donate to us. It actually like, that's like a really cool thing. It's not just that we have advertisers 'cause honestly the advertisers, you know, like such a small part of it. It's really that we were able to like put out this product that resonates with people to the point where people are willing to throw some dollars at us. That's crazy to me. - Yeah, it's the only world living and I love living in it. - Yeah, the past six months especially, I think we got a really big boost from the women at the "For Crying Out Loud" podcast. I mean, that was I think like a turning point in this podcast and I think, you know, being the fact that we now, like that we rank in the top 40 consistently on iTunes for their TV and film podcasts and that BuzzFeed, I mean, which we mentioned several times over the past two weeks, but it's really cool that BuzzFeed put us on that list with like these professional, huge podcasts, you know, that we're getting over 200,000 listens per month is like insane and it's really so exciting. - Yeah, that's so great, yeah. - Yeah, right on. So, "thankful life, bla-- #blas--" We are #blas-- I think we'll get to the other questions 'cause we just spoke for so long. - We just talked this long to piss off that Gabby woman. - Gabby. (laughing) - This is dedicated to you Gabby. She's like, "I don't care if it's your proudest fucking moment. "Get to the shows." (laughing) - And now we will, you know, thank God for these timestamps 'cause they actually kind of make me feel better about talking to you, man. So, we'll get the other questions because Lauren Gurbowski has a, her contribution to the Bravo mail bag is gonna be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 10 questions. So, I think she will actually cover-- She'll cover us for next week. We want you to-- - Lauren, we've got the whole week next week is Lauren Gurbowski. - The thing is funny though, it's funny, but it's gonna take like five or 10 minutes to go through. - Okay, let's move on over to the shows, Ben. What do you want to start with today? - Oh, we have to. We absolutely have to talk about Real House as Beverly Hills, an episode that has kickstarted a feud on Twitter between Lisa Rene and Yolanda Foster. - OMG. - What's going on, like, all of yesterday? It was like a, it was just like, you just go to Twitter and there it was. And every time I went to Twitter, it was Lisa Rene saying something else crazy. And Yolanda saying something crazy. I like how Lisa Rene has come back to always. The structure's always like, well, at least I, phone the blank, phone the blank, phone the blank, comma, baby. (laughing) - Big lip emoji. She loves that big lip emoji. You know the kissy one that's just like kiss? - I saw her, I think last night she said something like, gosh, these Twitter words are exhausting. I don't know how you do it, Yolanda Foster. - I guess Lyme disease doesn't affect your fingers. (laughing) There's so much of it. I don't wanna read the whole thing 'cause we'll be here all day. But we are gonna read some quotes or some screenshots from realitytee. Who's always good at screenshotting all this shots? So thanks guys. We're gonna steal your work. And we love you. So I'll just, let's just read the screenshots, yeah? - Well, there's one, the tweet that started it up. Well, 'cause it's weird. 'Cause some of the tweets are like in screenshots and some are not. So it started off with Lisa Rinna regarding this whole thing where Yolanda, Yolanda learned from Erica Jane that Lisa and Kyle were talking about and why. By the way, in a really like such a small, small, small way, but Erica made it sound like it was super gossipy. So then-- - Well Kyle was super gossipy. - Kyle was trying to be gossipy. - What about the kids? What about the kids? - Oh, did you hear from him? - Kyle was trying. - Yeah. - At Lisa, a Vanderpump. The one thing she says is, she says, she says, "No, no, they don't have it." And then she's like, "No, enough, stop it, stop it, stop it." - Do I need to come over there? - Yeah, so current reality TV. So upon watching a scene that proves that Lipza, as I call Lisa, did not mention Lisa Vanderpump or Bella, 'cause it was Yolanda who brought it up and asked Lisa Rinna about it. And Lisa was like, "Well, it was like not a gossipy situation." That's what Lisa Rinna had said, right? - Yeah. - So then Lisa Rinna tweeted, "Oh, hello, bus." That I was just thrown under. Good to see you again. #Ididn't bring it up. #HellNo, #beyondus, #Real House of the Beverly Hills." To which were Yolanda replied, "At Erica Jane told me first, "At least Sabrina confirmed hearing it. "Let us focus on content of conversation. #kidsofflimit, please, #kidsofflimit." - There's only one limit though that they're off. So you kind of left them way open for the rest of those limits. Yolanda. - Yeah, exactly. Don't put your kids up. - Yolanda. - Yolanda. - I wish Cam Richards was here to go. - Yolanda. Yolanda. - I'm like, but she was yelling at her during that reunion. Dying, still dying. - So then Yolanda then added, "Action speak louder than words." Which, I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. - I'm either. - And then, so then someone tweeted at Lisa and Yolanda saying, "Let's put Yolanda Foster's illness aside "to focus on content. "She's a manipulative person." - Which Lisa responded, "Yes, let's." So then. - I'm reading this screenshot so I'm kind of lost 'cause I'm only on the second one that says, "Heart, no, sorry, comma. "I said it first and at Lisa Rinna confirmed it. "My emotional response to that you saw." - What? - Oh, 'cause someone said, "Oh yeah." - Kids off-limit. - 'Cause someone had said, "Lisa Rinna did tell Yolanda Foster "that Vanderpump said her kids weren't sick." - Own it. - Real housewives of Beverly Hills. - No, sorry. I said it first. - Oh my God. It's so confusing. - I know. And then Lisa Rinna's like, "If your #kids are off-limits, "why did you bring them on national television?" Just cheering, a steak responsibility. (laughing) - I wish she could write hashtag. (laughing) Also, Yolanda probably didn't even see that because Lisa Rinna did the wrong hashtag. The hashtag is #kidsofflimit and Lisa Rinna wrote, #kids are off-limits. Okay, we're speaking two languages, guys. - You said kids are off-limits. This is like the Tower of Twitter, Babble. Okay? (laughing) Twitter, Babble. We need to speak the same languages, guys. Well, also the thing is that Yolanda then said, well, you can read the next Yolanda thing that she says. - I love it. - Hot. I like that Yolanda. Yolanda's one of those fucking people who puts a peace, love and heart in everything and this steps you right in your asshole. Okay, that's Yolanda. And anybody who's happy and too happy and too smiley and talking about how blessed and peaceful and XX and how healthy in this and that, they're miserable fucking human beings. Every single one of them. I've never met one that's not. Okay, Yolanda, heart or protein. You went from accusing someone of munchies to playing the victim, playing the victim. - D-victim. - Dot, dot, dot, question mark. I think and ask big boyfriend, I speak. Come on, do you? - Question mark. - Well, here's the problem, Yolanda. Lisa really never accused you of having munchouts. And she said that someone was talking about it and then she felt bad because she engaged in the conversation and she knew it would make her look bad so she wanted to cut it off at the past. - Even though she did talk about it and she did bring it up on camera and Googled it. - Yeah. - So like, this bitch ain't totally innocent either, but. - Yeah, but still though, she didn't say, she didn't really accuse her. And then, so Lisa Rina now is saying that she's a scapegoat. So now Lisa Rina goes, she's like, look up scapegoat, collateral damage and gaslighting that make your opinions about last night's episode of Real House's Beverly Hills. Lips, heart, crown, heart sparkly, cake, lemons. - I like, I love that she sent her a cake. - Like, is there a better way to say fuck you to the Yolanda Foster than sending her not only carbs, but carbs with sugar and dairy? - Bitch. - Suck it, bitch. So, since Yolanda is so good at projecting, this is part of the story. Okay, Yolanda, again, hot, it's called reversed psychology. - It is, it's like, it's already been reversed. - Comma, yet new sentence. - Diverting the truth and back paddling. - Back paddling. - I love her. - Back paddling, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh. We can never get to show off, you keep back paddling. You are back paddling from the initial insult made to me and my kids. - And then, another one. - Hot, interrogation right off the stage at Erika Jane, stayed loyal to her private conversation with me, time and place for all. - Oh, okay. So, confront her just not like right after, you know, her perfect night at riches, the leather bar, please. - Yeah, and so it's okay for her to have a private conversation with Erika, but then when these women are having a conversation, it's like, you're allowed to go in on it, even though you don't know what was said. - I'm sick of it. It's all bullshit. I just like that no one, no one has said, Taylor said it. Not one single person has said, Taylor said it. And then at the dinner, Kyle was, you know, exacerbating it and she brought up your kids, which she fucking did. Kyle has brought up the kids every single time and not only brought them up, but how did Lisa over it, Lisa's being true to Kyle by not telling on her, band or pump, I mean, by not telling on her what she totally should have. And then Kyle is being honest to Taylor, I guess, by not telling her. Everyone's like protecting everyone. And the real evil one is Kyle, who, you know, made Taylor say in the first place? - Yeah, well, this is great. I'm actually very happy because, you know, this season, it feels like this is like the, you know, like the universe coming together. All these things floating around, gases and particles of a season floating around. And now we're starting to get, now it's starting to come together in what will hopefully be a crazy feud. And I'm excited to see how this plays out, 'cause it's kind of what happened in Orange County, right? You know, the first half of the season, sort of, you know, there was issues with Megan and Shannon, but you know, sort of things were floating around and the cancer, then all of a sudden, when they started really going at the cancer, Brooks's cancer, then the season came alive. And I'm hoping, I can already feel, you know, like, you know, when this, with this episode, the accusations that are being made and the faulty accounts of previous conversations, et cetera. And Erica just fully lying. It's like, "Oh shit, here we go. "Here comes the fun stuff." And just to end this, it ends with Lisa Renna to tweet. She says, "My head is high and so is my middle finger." (laughing) I mean, she says, "Takes a lot of energy "to do this stupid Twitter shit. "Yolanda must be exhausted, heart, poor thing." (laughing) And then she capitalized thing, like Yolanda's The Thing. I love it. (laughing) Love it. So let's get into the episode. Let's see, but let's see where this all is stemming from. Okay, so let's see here. Real Housewives at Beverly Hills, six dot 11, hot notes. We opened at the Cryoclinic. Oh God. Two old hoars walking to a Cryoclinic. It's sad when Real Housewives of Cheshire has beaten Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to a plot point. (laughing) When Ampeaker did this two years before you. Girl. Yeah, if you're following the footsteps of Ampeaker and Lauren, then you've got a problem. (laughing) ♪ I'm not the Cryoclinic ♪ ♪ I'm so cool ♪ ♪ I'm so cool ♪ ♪ I feel like I'm at the top of the Alps ♪ Well, at least we saw a funny accents in this Cryoclinic. That's like the only thing you'd need now on a Housewives show. A funny accent to come into a Cryoclinic. Yeah. (laughing) And Lisa Vanderpump's titty. Yeah. Oh yeah, we got to see Lisa Vanderpump's booby. So Vanderpump and Kyle come in. ♪ I just want to be a supportive friend ♪ Darling. The cameras are here. So they come to do this Cryoclinic and they have to wear face mask things which Kyle wore around her turkey neck the whole time, which I thought was funny. I was like, oh, finally, I'd love that fits. And Yolanda was just laying it on thick. First of all, guys, a Cryoclinic is where they freeze you. That's where people in LA, I guess the whole world, apparently, go to get fat frozen off. You go in? No, I think it's different than like that. That's Celtic, right? Celtic is when they actually freeze the fat off. I think the Cryoclinic is supposed to be, they just blast you with liquid nitrogen and it's supposed to refresh you and reverse aging, et cetera. Oh, it doesn't even get fat off, what's the point? I don't think so. How many different ways are there to freeze yourself for Christ's sake? Yeah, I don't know. So reinventing freezing in 2016, freezing is freezing, OK? So that way they go, and some people use it for muscle pain and I guess it's a beauty treatment. It sounds like, why do I have to wear this mask? And Yolanda goes, oh, really? I have to do this every day of my life. I know, I know. And when Lisa said she was like, I'm just here to be supportive and Yolanda's like, supportive. This is what I do all my time. This is what all I do. You poor thing, spending someone else's money on beauty treatments and then saying it's a medical procedure for Lyme. Lady has seriously gone off the reservation, OK? And also, by the way, in the trailer for the season when they were in the part of the trailer where Yolanda's talking about her journey, they show footage of this. Like it was some serious, like she went to NASA to get some sort of outer space procedure done to herself. And in this scene, it's all like the funny music was playing. Like it was the Alan Lazar, funny, good times cryogenic music. And cryogenic clown music. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Fro-yo. So yeah. I wanted to freeze my brain. What is worth preserving? That shit's already a slushy. No one needs to freeze your brain, OK, Matt? And then she put her face down and I'm like, you're not supposed to put your face down in the cryo. That's how you die. Well, it explains a lot. She's doing that every day and she's exhausted. She's probably like freezing, tiny little brain cells, you know? Yeah, I'm going to die of brain freeze. It turned out to be bad implants and brain freeze. It turns out I need to have more 7/11 slippy. The brain feels there's lime. Today I'm doing lemon flavored slushy dip. [LAUGHTER] How come she hasn't mentioned lemons? Did she finally realize that that shit ain't doing her any good? She probably got some disease off the pesticides on the lemon trees. When life gives you lemons, you have lime. When life gives you lemon, you make lemon and say at least it's not aid. OK. The next scene is Erica, who I'm still waiting to turn into a cut fitness because I know it's coming. We are seeing it. Not that that takes a lot of deep psychological investigation to see that coming, but still. So she's in the closet with a man who's never been in a closet, her gay, who looks like one of those monkeys from the evolution chart. Yeah, kind of. He puts on so much makeup. He looks like Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Eight. The original remake. Oh, yeah. And God bless his heart. It's not because he's ugly or anything. I ain't ugly shaming him. I make up shaming him. OK? Stop turning yourself. It's a suppression. It's a suppression. Eyebrow pencil monkey. So we see all of her terrible shoes. I mean, man, this guy-- how many men has Don Rickles, her husband, prosecuted for her to buy those disgusting shoes? So shoes are terrible. It's like gold columns with a little shoe on top. I know. They're getting ready to go to her concert in San Diego that she's going to be doing. It's pervert night at a gay club called-- Riches, which is kind of funny, like pervert Riches. It's like Don Rickles, her husband. Like, what night isn't pervert night at Riches? So she's talking to her gay about how she wants to wear her cut fitness necklace, which is the real world, real word, the real C-word, obviously. With a Y at the end. Oh, yeah. C-wordy necklace. And she's saying, these women are-- I really want to wear it because that old, narrow, conservative Catherine is going to blah, blah, blah. The C-word is really an attitude. Yeah. And you've got it. Yeah, I'd love to say thank you. Takes one to know, one, darling. We all know where the C-word is, OK? And mostly, it's because we watch Bravo. So please. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Stop trying to redefine words that don't need it. Rina, Pax. I don't even care. Sometimes, Rina does shit. I'm like, why are they showing this? Rina's just packing, and no one's home. Yeah, you know, I mean, if there's one thing that the real housewives shows love, it's a good packing scene. If I know what I'm in for, I can pack really efficiently. If I don't know, I don't know. It's three bags. Look how much I packed for one night. She's just leaving it herself. Whoa, baby. This luggage is a scapegoat. Whoa, baby. That luggage isn't staying on the rack. Own it, luggage. Own it. I've been around a lot of luggage in my industry. I mean, a lot of luggage. And this is crazy. This is crazy luggage, OK, baby. Harry, how are you doing over there? I'm just over here packing and, you know, getting Louis Vuitton's vagina wacked. Have you checked in on the deli to see if our daughter's still there? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I heard from Kyle this morning, she hasn't had toast yet. Can you make sure our kids still going to work? I mean, I've been around a long time. I've seen a lot of chosts. But I've never seen toasts like the ones that Delilah makes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Baby, baby. So the next part is Kyle and Lisa leaving the clinic. They go have lunch. Beolanda's going to meet them there because she's like, I'm very serious about getting rid of my big poor disease, my big poor limes. So I will stay for round two. Are you strong enough? Or will you be eating salmon at lunch? That's all anybody orders on the show. Grill salmon. Are there any salmon left in the sea? Where are all these salmon coming from? I don't-- I definitely do not know. But you're right, this is like Samontown, USA. This is not the Pacific Northwest. There are two salmon killed for this one episode. How are these things still living? And by the way, even Yolanda ordered salmon. And I'm like, listen, lady, we've heard you talk about heavy metals all season long. And then you go and order salmon. Mercury is ascending. Mercury. OK. I need a list of ingredients. I love Freddie Mercury. OK, I will have him. Shut up, stupid Yolanda eating mercury for lunch. Mercury salad. Well, why do I have headache? Kyle and Lisa. I like that Lisa is just always making fun of Kyle. And Kyle never knows how to respond. Is your heart still cold, darling, or is it thawed? The crowd is like, ah, yeah, my heart's cold. So anyway, Yolie comes in, blah, blah, blah. I'm looking for this. Yolie's not ready for San Diego, guys. Yeah, it's not ready. You know, unless there's a private plan to take me up to a yacht in Canada, I just cannot make a drive to San Diego. I understand if she couldn't go to the concert. That does-- I mean, that makes sense. But I mean, that concert is guaranteed not to help your headache. Yeah, that will actually give you a second dose of lime. It will keep away the ticks, though. I can't even imagine a tick getting close to that. Little ticks and harnesses. Only the gays would support talent like that. OK? And you know, this is kind of a credit to our people. But also, it's one of our biggest faults. You know, they still have drag shows and gay clubs that's like some 45-year-old dude, like some chunky dude in a terrible dress and one of those rubber cleavage things on lip-syncing badly to a song he hasn't even learned from, like, the '70s. Make an effort. And then the queens all stand around like, look out! Like, we feel like we have to do that or something. It's terrible. Why are we applauding non-talent hags? OK? And I thought the same thing about this concert. I was like, then the gays will stand around and woo-hoo, and not even know why. And they do. They weren't even woo-hooing that much. They were just sort of standing around. They were like, huh, this is strange. They were like, is that a dude? They just saw everybody like, is that a dude? Yeah. So they're going to this big concert. And Kyle's like, you guys, did you know that 2,000 people come to the show? No. 2,000 people do not come to see Eric, maybe on her. But 2,000 people are not going to be coming to see Erica. Yeah, that plays to not fit 2,000 people. I'm sorry. 1,000 tops. So then they start, oh, Yolanda gets right into it. She orders her mercury and then gets right into the-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] It was awkward. Really? Maybe because of the 20 Trapper Keepers you put on the table. [LAUGHTER] I like to feel like I'm in staples. Makes me feel assured. I've replaced all of the lemon trees with Trapper Keepers. I keep on hitting it. That was an easy button, but the lime doesn't go away. So Yolanda starts this thing that she's repeating over. And she tells them about the munchies. She says, you said that Lisa accused me of having munch, sorry. Yeah. Lisa has accused me. That is crediting my disease and my four-year journey. I worked hard for this one. It's like, discrediting your disease. Who can discredit a disease? They're like, that disease was a terrible actor. They take that credit off of IMDB. It was discrediting it. That disease is plagiarizing. She's acting like it's something she's really worked hard for and somebody is discrediting her journey. Shut up. She says that about 20 times this episode. Yeah. So Lisa Vanderpump, I think she's always ready for something with Yolanda because Yolanda's been coming at her ever since the beginning. She's always ready and she's also ready for Yolanda to be stupid and have nothing to back up her claims, which, of course, was the case today. And so Lisa stayed calm as Yolanda-- She still looked caught off guard, I think. She was just like, she did that thing where she just looks tired. Like, she kind of punches forward and puts her head on her hands, like, oh, Jesus, here we go. Yeah, so Yolanda's like, how do you talk about Bella and Moi? So it started this discrediting. And Lisa is like, darling, I think she was not saying that. It was just something that came from a conversation in Malibu. Which was weird. What was that? Malibu. She's saying, Lisa heard something from one of the-- probably from the Gossip probably came from Malibu. And yeah, basically, Yolanda was like, don't talk about my kids. Which really, of course, I don't have kids, so I don't know this instinct. But I feel like reality stars are a little bit too quick to jump on that thing. Don't talk about my kids. Don't talk about my kids. Context is everything. And it's one thing if someone says, like, hey, did you hear that, Lisa? Did you hear that Bella and Anwar have it? Is that true? And Lisa says, like, oh, did you speak? Did Muhammad say that they had Lyme? And she says, no. That to me is like, all right, there was a question about the kids. I don't think it's an offensive question to ask. I agree. Because if someone is like, Yolanda's a bitch. And her kids are bugly, too. And did you hear that one of them's a slut? OK, that's bringing the kids into it. But if someone says, if someone would be like, did you hear that Bella had a DUI? You know what Bella should be doing? She should be doing her homework. She should be doing this. She should be there. Yolanda should be there. Then that's when you say, hey, stay out of it. And who was doing that that year? There was someone that brought that up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we're terrible. We'll make finier children too. But it's just like that to me when reality starts to say, don't talk about my kids. To me, that is a total-- what's the word? You're sort of like-- it's a decoy. You're distracting the way it's a version. Deflection. As Yolanda would say. You are deflect making. She-- yes. And also, especially in this case, because she's her children's pimp. She's like a low-rent Chris Kardashian. So she's got one posi who's nude on the cover. And look, I nude shaming. I'm just saying, like, really? What are you modeling? Anyway, she's got two that she's pimping. Two covers this girl is nude on in the same week. And then she's got Bella posing all over the place to be a model, trying to make Anwar a model, which is all about public opinion. You're putting them all over our TV, all over your Instagram, and our Instagram. For people to judge their physical appearance, which is arguably even worse than anything that's being said about this Lyme disease. Exactly, especially of a minor young lady, youngish, white-gined lady. And it's not cool. It'll be. And not only that, she's putting her kids out there like they both have the chronic Lyme. No, they don't, bitch. No, they don't. There is not a diagnosis. When she whipped out that paper that-- She's watched George County, I guess, or her game. She's like, I'm just going to take care of this. But the thing is-- and I've said this before-- I'm not, quote-unquote, "discrediting" Bella and Anwar having Lyme disease. I'm not even discrediting Yolanda for having it. And we know it's a disease that really can ravage your body. But for her to parade out her kids and act as if they have come down with some awful hereditary disease, like, I have it and now they have it too. We have to stop this thing. I'm sorry, if you are in the Northeast, tons of people get Lyme disease. And it's never good. It's never good to get it, never nice. But she's trotting them around as if-- Well, this is a Lyme. It's chronic Lyme. It's like a ceramic lachlan, the poor animal's commercial at 2.30 in the morning. There's just something about it that's like fine. Mentioning like, oh, yeah, my kids have Lyme, too. A lot of people get Lyme. We really have to put more resources into it. That's fine. But to pray to everyone, look at my sad children. You're discrediting their journey. They're not on a journey. I'm sorry. Yolanda is the biggest liar, OK? It's not Lyme. It's chronic Lyme. There is no diagnosis for chronic Lyme. They can call anything chronic Lyme that they can't explain now. And who cares? We don't even need to go that into it. It's just that she's such a terrible liar. She's saying that they've had it for three years. No one's ever heard of it. You don't think that she would have had monologues about this ship for three? My children! I am on a path. I am on a journey to if I detected this, to Bella and-- Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. I just read a-- there was something on our page about how Bella and the weekend, because they know they're dating. They went to Craig's in Los Angeles, and they got seated at a table that they didn't like. So they left, and they left in a huff. I'm like, that doesn't sound-- is that like a critical part of the Lyme disease journey, huffing and puffing your way out of a restaurant, because you don't like the table you're at? I need to sit in a corner. I have Lyme. So yeah, yeah, my journey has been really-- it's been really powerful. Like, sometimes I don't even get the tables that I want at a sloppy restaurant. So my best friend dated a guy who did that. They were-- they didn't get the table. They wanted-- he went-- I have cancer. I mean, he did. But like, he was getting treated for cancer. He used it. He used it to get a better table. Oh my god. Wow, that's-- like, I hope you didn't break up with him until after he paid for that shit. Wow. So yeah, she's ridiculous. She pulls out this big envelope. And of course, you know that was full of like, old-made cards or some shit. That was not full of anything, because there is no diagnosis, it says chronic Lyme. And she's like, well, how much-- well, no, how much-- because you'll-- you'll learn that. Lisa was trying to kind of smooth it by saying, darling, all I said was, I didn't know. And if Mohammed knew, he did not tell me, that's it. And she's like, well, Mohammed would know it because he pays for all of my treatments. He knows everything we have. Like, oh, classy. So you're married to one man that you're leeching off of. And then you're still making the other man who pawned you off at a dinner party. Make your-- pay your bills. You're making him pay your bills too, bitch. Come on. How many men can you leech off of at one time? Yeah. She's gross. Oh, leeches. I thought I needed leeches to suck out the Lyme. Yeah, she's disgusting. OK, so next-- Lisa. If Mohammed says they haven't, I believe him. I believe what Mohammed says, not you, cow. And then when Yolanda said, when Yolanda said, you're supposed to stand up with me. You're on my homies. Oh, yeah. Girl. Your homies. Her new 90s R&B song was featuring Candy Burris. You're on my homies. Stand up against Lyme. Whenever you've not been trying to stab Lisa Vanderpump in the couch, get out of here. You're homie as you teamed up with Brandy and failed to bring her down. Yeah. Yo, Yolanda, you're as big of a failure as that tick. OK, next. Highland Vanderpump. Yes. OK, Eileen and Catherine go to lunch. Oh, my goodness. What do you think? You know, it was like one of those generic scenes where it was, you know, Eileen's like, you know, I'm really so sorry for talking about how I did it Marcus Allen before when I first met you. And then Catherine is like, wow, wow, wow. When were you dating him anyway? She's like, mm. 1988, and you're like, oh, that's crazy. That's what I was dating him. Oh, OK. I was like, oh, Eileen, the home wrecker. I know. Not as crazy as you might think. Can Catherine get a call from him? And Eileen said, ha, ha, maybe I should date him now too. And Catherine said, I'm going to keep my eye on you, which she doesn't talk like that, but in my head. Meanwhile, at least a Vanderpump suddenly appears. He goes, oh, tell us more about the affair, Eileen. [LAUGHTER] Come here. Peace. Well, Catherine's has been tried to call her at lunch, but Eileen had the call rerouted to her own phone. Selfish Eileen, taking phone calls. Phone calls, Stella. Tell me about how you stole that phone call. Should we put a scarlet E on your breasts? [LAUGHTER] The other big piece of this was that Catherine-- I mean, yeah, Catherine was giving Eileen a shit for how terribly she's dressed and stuff, which is true. I mean, Eileen has zero fashion. Like, that girl doesn't even have sense enough to go to a rostress for less. OK, I don't even know where that shit comes from. I think it's stuff like the extras wear on the CBS lot or something that she just takes home for for Eileen. She just takes it off the rack. Yeah. Catherine and Jimmy is like, what? Oh, OK, sure. Hey, has anybody seen the pirate blouse with bunnies all over it? Anybody seen that? Anybody? Tony! Eileen's going to be wearing a turban soon. A big pink thing with a little giant scarf and climbing up pipes. It would be an improvement because they were shooting her from profile a lot of this scene. And she has a big old weave sew line down the back of her head. I was like, oh, poor Eileen. Eileen cannot win at this show. So I didn't-- I thought I think it's her hair. A screenshot of that shit. Unless it's just, you know, look, I am delusional and crazy half the time. And I know I see things that aren't there. Like, I admit it. So maybe it's wrong, but the screenshots in the recap. Check it out. You're like, Haley Jalosming. You're like, I see dead weaves. Maybe it's a future weave. I'm like, I'm like a weave psychic. Eileen's a ghost. But Catherine got on my nerves because she was talking about money. Money, money, money. Well, I like spending this much money. In my past, it is. And purses ensues me so much to me. I'm like, you're one of the most obnoxious people about money you didn't earn. You slagged yourself with two rich men. Shut up, lady. You haven't done shit your whole life. OK, next. What do you think? OK, I'm sorry to say that. By the way, I'm talking so much because I'm the one sitting here with the notes, by the way. Yeah, well, yeah, because since you do the recap, you know, I know that pretty much all the details are, like, really locked into your head. So I just am like, you know what? I'm going to let you-- That's why I let you steal the ship through Beverly Hills. Oh, yeah, I'm just saying, because I know that I'm like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, because I'm sitting here with them, that's all. I'm not stabbing you in the face. Darling, you're funny. You're funny, darling, don't worry. I'm not at the edge. No, it's my monologue. I'm a log. Now let's get to Erica. Oh, I don't need a tour bus, because I fly on my plane. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I call this week's recap, the tour bus that Don Rickle's ball sack built. Yeah, I noticed that. Now, here's my question. It seems a little odd to me that the tour bus is where she draws the line on access. She's like, no, I don't, you know, I mainly fly. Like, I don't need a tour bus. I'm like, well, how often are you flying? Because I mean, it seems to me like-- Just to have a tour bus, I don't know. I mean, it's a stupid petty observation from my plane. But it just seems strange to me that she would keep-- like, they have two planes, and they're like, no, oh, no, not a tour bus. Well, I think it's normally just her and, like, an iPod with her tracks on it that she plugs into whatever monitors they have there. Yeah, she starts it, yeah. But here, she's on TV, so she wanted to bring her accessories, meaning the 12 gaggle of, you know, gays that she brings with her everywhere. She has, like, Jesus gays. She has, like, disciple gays that just have beautiful skin and perfect hair and gigantic muscles that I will never understand that just follow her around and tell her she's great. Everything she says they go, oh, girl, yeah, girl. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Bloop, bloop. Yes, something from Nini Leaks, I'd like to add. Nini Borealis. It's spreading amongst the gays. Yeah. So, yeah, so she gets on her bus, and they head down to San Diego, right? Yeah, and her husband, pardon me. Her husband. Uh-oh, cash desk emergency. Cash desk emergency. Darling, I'm so sorry. I was exhaling the taste of chocolate cappuccino. [LAUGHTER] Are you waiting a long time to do that, Ronnie? Ooh. Are you waiting to exhale? Oh, everyone. Throw your shit on the lawn. Oh. Love that movie. Her husband calls, and she's like, hi, honey. Oh, yeah, we're doing great. OK, love you. That was the boss. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] She's so comfy. Sorry. I said the C word, hot fitness C, hot fitness C. Well, you never promised to stop saying it, I did. That's true. I'm under no such prohibition, except for the prohibition of respecting ladies. [LAUGHTER] Well, in that moment. Well, I do respect ladies, but I don't respect cut fitnesses. You see that if-- See, yes, I do. I respect people who deserve it. You don't deserve respect just because you have a vagina. Just like I don't deserve respect just because-- Well, I mean, I just don't deserve respect. Let's face it. [LAUGHTER] You know, respect is earned or bought. So, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Wrapped in a riddle. And cash. Cash. I see how it's gone riddles. I hate when she says that. Because the original expression is, it's something like-- it's an enigma wrapped in an enigma. I don't remember. Never mind. Oh, apparently neither does she. She probably didn't even know that was the saying. It just is so weird, but she says, and cash. It just doesn't flow with the rhythm of her statement. It's like, I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma. And cash. Well, much like painkiller. No flow, darling. Like most of the women in this cast, no flow. OK, so the women all start to meet at Kyle's. And there's like a little gargoyle in Fred. And at first I was like, oh my god, it's Adrienne. And Eileen shows up in a pantsuit. And does it just go dance? I love the way-- see, I liked her jumpsuit. No, Ben. Yes. Now to be fair, I also have no fashion sense. By the way-- You have no fashion sense. I've never seen you and been like, ew. I mean, of course, you've seen my fashion. Because I have people-- because I have people who recommend clothes for me, you know? But if I were to look at someone, I wouldn't-- I'm very bad at telling, like, oh, is that good fashion or bad fashion? I'm really bad at that. 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Especially when it's told by a full cast like that. Like it's a full production. It's going to be like a radio play, you know? That's major. Go to Audible.com/crapins and discover all the years best, waiting for you. That's Audible.com/crapins. Perhaps somebody can afford the key. I'm a win stone in a church on a hill. I'm a riddle after the mystery inside a tour bus. And there's no key. We can't go. OK, I need my old bus. Once I get the two pool tiles spot, I'm getting a bus. That's it. Can anyone call an Uber? Because I can pan. Cash. You don't accept cash? Oh, golly. Well, what's he supposed to say? I'm that little thing wrapped in paper that looks like a salt. A thing of salt from a restaurant that you get in the bottom of a jack-in-the-box box. And there's a toy inside. But you don't know until you dig past the... Don't cut. Cut. How about we just say you're a mystery wrapped in a big man and a mystery wrapped in a big man cash. But that's death. OK. [LAUGHTER] Gosh. I'm a mystery wrapped in a big man and a big man no account. No, it doesn't sound as good. I think it would be better if they just said, "OK, Ericka. We're going to shoot your opening now." Define the word enigma. And just watch her stumble around. [LAUGHTER] I don't know this. I don't think anyone else knows what it is. I don't know. Guess what? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck that I don't know. Oh, wait. You think I'm stupid? What the fuck do I care? I don't care. I'm just like, "Whoa." I don't know what to think of my means. Who the fuck cares? I think it's actually pretty cool that I don't know. I don't know. [LAUGHTER] I'm not going to learn it either. Do not tell me what it means. That you'll learn it. [LAUGHTER] You know what's cool? I don't know what it is, but I already have a CD from the 90s. I love to think about it. [LAUGHTER] I don't give a fuck. [LAUGHTER] I'm going on concert with a nigma. [LAUGHTER] Wait until I have a nigma. A nigma opens for me. [LAUGHTER] All that's wrong. I don't give a fuck. [LAUGHTER] So this moves on to... [LAUGHTER] I know when there's no way to top somebody, darling. And just like in a bar, I move on. I'd really like to see Erica Jane cover some a nigma. That would be great. [LAUGHTER] That's all that sounds. [LAUGHTER] Oh, Erica Jane. So we move on to the ladies are in the car on the way to pervert night at whatever. And they're all pretending like, "Pervert is called pervert." [LAUGHTER] Lisa Rinna, double playboy, centerfold or whatever. One time, sayer of, "Yeah, I watch porn so me and Harry can get off." Who doesn't? And now she's like, "Pervert night." [LAUGHTER] Crazy. That's crazy. I love how she always announces whenever she Googles things. She's like, "Oh, so I went on Google." [LAUGHTER] 'Cause I know how to use Google. It's like, "I've heard this website called Wikipedia. You can look up anything on it. It's crazy. I've been around a long time. Okay, baby? I've never seen a website like this. Ever. Ever. Baby. [LAUGHTER] It's ever changing knowledge. [LAUGHTER] And anyone can contribute to it. I mean, anyone. Oh, by the way, I have tried to enter the word "cut fitness" into urban dictionary after it was suggested so lovingly on our Facebook page. I was like, "That's perfect." So I've been trying to enter it on urban dictionary, but they're not approving it. So everybody, if you want cut fitness to find an urban dictionary, it's very important that you go submit it, okay? It doesn't cost anything. How the world does it not get some-- how do they not approve it? I think maybe because I put the C word in it because, you know, the definition is the C word. So I was like the C word. But I didn't write the C word. I wrote the actual C word. And, you know, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. They didn't say it wasn't approved. I just-- I did it yesterday and I haven't heard anything. Oh, well, they probably get tons of submissions. I thought you'd say that. I thought they were going to get like, you know, like, I'm sorry, your cut fitness line does not, you know. No one in the urban says cut fitness, okay? No one. So they're in the car making, you know, talking about this pervert night and Kyle is still pretending to like Erica, which is hilarious because you know Kyle hates that bitch. Kyle hates everybody younger at Richard. She's like, I'm so excited to see her. Yeah. And then they start talking about Erica's-- I mean, Eileen's terrible shoes. They start making fun of her shoes and her bag and stuff. And then the best things that's ever happened in me and Eileen's relationship happened. And Eileen said, you're a bunch of shallow bitches and fuck all of you. And then Eileen was off for the rest of the episode. She was rip roaring through this entire episode, right? Yeah. Oh, she was. She was just swashbuckling. She was hoe buckling her way right through all of these, I don't know, nasty ass vines. She was like Indiana Jones. Eileen Jones. I was so proud of her because she's been boring the hell out of me since she came on this show. And I knew she had some inner-- It's important for me. She does not bore me at all. I love her. Well, she's not boring me now. She's just calling everybody out at all times. It's really fun. Yeah. Slag, naked, scene, badge spray. Well, so-- Oh, yeah. So, yeah. She's-- yeah. Erica gets naked. It's like a puzzle, darling. Slag, naked, scene, badge spray. It's an enigma. Yeah. So, Erica gets buck naked and they slap all this makeup on her and spruce her up and sand her down and get her into ship shape. Ship shape. Craft glue on her badge so that terrible outfit she bought in little Armenia will stay glued to her. Listen, bitch. I do not need to see your tizzy either. Put them away. This is the second time. And now I have to look at your badge, too. I get your free, but I don't want-- I don't need you to be that free around me, okay? There's a reason that people don't walk around all day, naked, and public. I don't want to see it. Put it away. Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, though, the one thing we did not get to see in that scene is her getting ready for the show. One of the comments said, "She sounded so much better today, much better than last week in her vocal class." She-- you guys, do you know where that is, right? She's tracked. You think she's singing? She's actually singing that? No. But also her songs, from what I've heard, most people can probably sing them. It's like, "You need a pinky love. I need a pinky love. I'm a chronic bald. Pinky love." I'm a tap-dread. I cry like a flunk, and I'm a tap-dread. Some call me your heart, but I don't give a fuck. That's right. I don't give a fuck. That's right. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. That's right. I don't give a fuck. That's right. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fucking fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I have an envelope full of children disease. What the hell darling? Okay, that's not how you say it. You got to say Yolanda told me that you said I said her kids don't have lunch. She never said that she just said She's mad because she had to hold an envelope. That's what Vanderpump is bad at basically. Oh, she's mad because Yolanda came at her and and But the thing is that Yolanda made it sound like Lisa Rina had ratted out Lisa Vanderpump when in fact it was and this is what the whole this is why there's this whole issue with this Twitter war because Erica Jane Last week or two weeks ago told Yolanda that Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump were talking about her kids So of course, you know Yolanda hears that it sounds terrible So then Yolanda's mad and she asked Lisa Rina and she says I heard that people were talking about my kids And these friends like oh no, it was just it was it was not anything God if gossip It was just you know like she's sort of Lisa when I was right She give sort of an answer and then But then Yolanda tells Lisa Vanderpump that Lisa Rina had out at Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle So now Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle think that Lisa did them dirty and so now they've got a bone spinner She says especially you Lisa like this was Vanderpump She left Kyle totally out of it and also last week on the beach both of those scenes you just talked about when she when Erica told Yolanda that she's like Lisa Vanderpump would do this to me and the children and Then when and then and then when Billy from days of our life Rina told her at the trapper keeper meeting in Malibu When she told her Yolanda was like Lisa Vanderpump or do this to my children like Lisa There could be a hurricane. Okay, they could be like hurricane warning and she'd be like Lisa Vanderpump is sending a hurricane Like to my children how I can unlock who is that anyway? Or the other one. I have chronic van der limes She is killing me slowly from the inside, but you can't see it She will blame everything on Lisa Vanderpump and it cracks me up So she's like trying to go after Lisa. Oh, we forgot to say at the lunch when she goes Okay, Lisa. It is between you and the universe baby Yeah, oh god, so good. No, it's not. It's not there's not the universe doesn't care So in this car ride Lisa Conferencing Lisa and Rina's like what that's not what I said. I mean what I didn't say that. I didn't what Google Information and she starts like having this tick of hyperventilation of like whoa, I'm just gonna drop it I'm gonna drop it. That's it. I'm not gonna talk about it Like she started going crazy and she couldn't stop talking about not talking about it And then Catherine goes just drop it. Oh, really Catherine 20 years later. Someone say Faye watch this bitch's head pop right off the mountain So then they are at the hotel in San Diego blah blah blah I mean and Rina have a scene where I lean No matter don't ever say anything to Eileen because she'll bring it up right on camera Even though this isn't a camera thing, but you know, so bring it up every scene How do you feel and she always does it in this way like as if she thought it was public knowledge So you can be like I have to tell you something very serious You know, I I murdered someone last night and then you'll be in a grid like lunch and like oh well, you know, you know Lisa just murdered some well, we all knew that right? That was told to you and confidence. Oh, I thought that was just public knowledge that you killed someone Okay, sorry. I mean why hide it. Just don't you know just say it. Just say it who cares? so Rina tell us her yeah, I think I figured it out Okay, I've been doing some detective work If I didn't say it and you didn't say it. Oh and I didn't say it Lisa didn't say it And Catherine didn't say it and Yolanda wouldn't say it about herself, okay, right? I think wouldn't say it You hear Catherine like I do not approve a Faye resnick from like two rooms over You don't know me Don't pretend to tell me when you don't know me So she is deduced that it is Erica from a simple Process of elimination we call it back in the Sherlock day is telling So she has decided that it's Erica and this is a major injustice. I'm gonna fix it Tonight, it was so funny. It was kind of like a show like I'm doing it now Great, so let's see Kyle is expecting a lot after videos kind of such a backhanded bitch after seeing Eric on YouTube I was really expecting a lot Yeah Bethany is like well, you better not expect a lot, you know, it's a very bad video Like like if I have to look at that video again, I'm gonna be on the floor crying, okay, you know It's like too much my walls are up. I can't watch that video. It's like grainy. It's totally produced I don't understand it like who is this woman? What was she doing? Is she like a singer? Is she a mom? I don't get it is ultra ego I don't see an alter ego just one ego like just like how many of us have egos we all have egos like like no big deal We have egos like I get it. All right, enough. I'm on the floor crying. All right. No, I just want hummus What are you doing? What are you doing with that video? I mean if you're gonna flop your badger at me like that not get a ping-pong smashed in my face So what's the point? You know, it's like offering me a sport and then you're gonna do a sport I mean, what is the dark gonna come out and do your the butt? I mean, what are you doing? I mean if that was it? That's a brand I mean, that's that's different, you know, cuz this Erica James of war that Erica James of war I don't get it like two horses not an alter ego, okay? Yeah, you know, it's like it's like okay. So you're dancing at a gay club like okay like well everyone dancing again Hey club, it's like the best place to dance I mean like I mean have you ever been to date gay club before like we all dance there like me singing dance like that's what you do Like I don't see that's not a brand to me. That's not like like I'm sorry It's just it's not it's not what I see as a brand I just see is like a woman on stage and like you're a woman. It's a gay club It's like I feel like there's a like you're not thinking about your audience here So it's like I don't understand what this is like it's like too much for me All right, it's like too much like like I can't I can't explain this anymore Like if I had to explain it one more time I'm gonna take a knife and stab it into my eyeball like it's too much I'm crying on the walls are up walls are up. I'm gonna set the box get outside the box get outside the box Go go go out to box box like, you know, maybe I am a note all but I don't know I'm outside the box, but I don't give a fat And they'll just be stabbing out there with a box cutter. She'll like cut a hole in the box and go I'm still outside the box. Fuck you slag. I don't care So Kyle, I'm really expecting a lot of bad branding so they They are all going over there for this thing blah blah blah. I mean we don't need to talk about them. Yeah, I got four men's and Catherine is half death, which I mean who cares, but I did like it Rina is she someone who asked her? I think I lean said do you have a handicap sticker Rina or I lean? We're like do you have a handicap sticker and she's like well? I tried to get one, but you know, I could it they wouldn't give it to me and Rina goes you tried to get a handicap sticker for Losing hearing in one ear. Why would you get a handicap sticker and she's like cuz I can't hear sirens Well, is that why you're parking in the red zone because she can't park she can't park too far away from the supermarket Otherwise a fire truck may come and run her over. She needs to be parked as close to the door as possible So her chances of getting flattened by an emergency vehicle is minimized See has to go stop grocery shopping into her private Albertsons So I thought that was really funny and then Rin is like making fun of her and someone goes Don't make fun of disabled people Rina and she just stopped laughing like that is not funny, but I thought it was I thought that was really good. I liked it. That's someone's storyline Oh, look there's ran out the lady who's like trying to whack a woman in the knees with Lyme disease So they go to performance Eric up of forms the gays sort of stand around they sort of sheer I think the gays are more excited that the real housewives were in the corner standing around Actually neither none of them got applause. She did a second song and then someone was like, okay time to applause And they were like whoo. Yeah So So then they all get into the tour bus afterwards. They're all hanging out and that's when Catherine sees Erica Jane's cut fitness C necklace, and she's like you were great. You were great. Although I have to say I don't love the necklace I do you want it? I don't care. So whatever. This is my test It's an attitude like you're in my world now bitch, and it's a cut fitness world And then Eileen said oh come on everybody stop getting offended over a word and then she tells us oh God They're being so cut fitnessy. Yeah, meanwhile. This is Eileen who like was called a beast Okay, we're just like the most It's like the most G-rated insult like and she's like beast. How dare you? The least you could have done is call me a cunt Hey every time every time someone goes the gym and says they're going into beast mode. She's like ah This point It's like flashbacks. They turned their they said they're turning into me at the gym Can you believe there's an entire series called Beastmaster She got the screener for Beast of no nation and just started stopping in the closet. I Can't even believe that a line he would have a character in the wildebeest So she would say she's like oh get over it and then Erica's like oh, she said stopping offended It's just a word and Kyle goes I am offended Kyle you are the biggest cut fitness in the world, okay You should be honored that someone's wearing you around their neck. You've dumped batch and then Lisa says actually, it's not okay And she's about to go into this like it's like finally you woke up the you know The sack of nothing over there who hasn't done shit this whole time. She's been falling asleep They showed a clip of Lisa just drinking tea and going hmm during Erica's performance dying Yeah, she's been giving nothing and then suddenly she's like gonna go on this cut fitness, you know monologue and Erica goes But this isn't pop Lisa. This is my tough now. Okay. This is my world and we're not at pump Yeah, that's right cuz you wouldn't even be able to see her ass over the gigantic pots You know lamps you'd be poked in the eye with the lamp right now cuz they're sitting on the bar dumb dumb. Yeah Yeah, I mean listen, I don't take it away from anyone if they were offended by the C word but I Don't know sort of a weird It's actually kind of a weird debate if you think about it like cuz it really is an offensive word to women And so even on the one hand you do have to celebrate Erica for taking ownership of the word and turning it into something else Even not that she is the one who did it But that she's taking part of that movement I guess you could say but then at the same time It's like I think she has to like respect that people still get offended by it, you know Well, she wore it on purpose just because she knew it piss everybody off like that's what she's just that kind of person, you know She's like, I'm gonna marry an old guy just because people are gonna give me shit about it Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna wear any clothes cuz people are gonna give me shit I'm gonna make YouTube videos where I'm opening my badge on national, you know, YouTube I was gonna say TV, but you know you to make people piss. It's like Jesus lady read a book Okay, pissing people off just for fun isn't really a hobby like if you want to piss people off learn how to I don't know String a sentence together or form an argument. I don't know to something or like your brain or your mouth Nothing is more offensive than that Thank you for watering down the offensive nature of the word see so anyways, so the women they go the hotel and they pile into a suite and The first thing that happens Lisa Rina Opens the can of worms and it's for reality show purposes It's great, but even like I had to be like, you know, it probably was not the best time I mean, let let the woman have a little afterglow from her performance I'm telling you like if somebody doesn't like her or if somebody Starts, you know, if somebody if somebody doesn't like her or she feels like she's gonna get in trouble on Twitter Let's face it with people. She just starts turning into like what what who's mad at me? Why? Why what I do what I didn't do it. Ha ha ha like she starts getting she goes a little cuckoo It's like when she laughs maniacally except it's opposite, you know, it's like worry this worry thing So she can't keep it in so she bring and also they're all drunk Which I love so I lean especially because I lean it's just been slurring shit out this whole episode but she brings it up and She does the whole thing again. It's she okay. Who said it and then I lean it's like okay, everybody, okay? who the fuck said that flop? And Eric is like, well, it wasn't me. Why is everybody looking why is everybody looking at me? It was one of those awkward moments where yeah, just like someone said it and No one and like who said it and it was just silent and everyone's looking left and right and The funny thing is that when Lisa Rinna was saying who's I just want to who said it She was letting Erica off easy because she knew Erica had said it But she was giving her the benefit of the doubt of like I'm not accusing you I just want to out someone, you know and Erica Jane did not bite She was like no if you admit it. I'll spank you if you don't admit it. I'll ground you now Who's it gonna be? Yeah, Erica was knocking in mid it and then she tells us of course it was me who said it, but I don't want to talk about it Yeah, I just performed at permit night Oh So that was a bad move on her part because you know she just nipped in a bunch of like yeah I told you on the like I said yolanda that I came up and they meant they were talking about it Like nobody did like who gives a fuck like don't be so cut fantasy She's aligning with the wrong person. Yolanda's not gonna be on this show next year. There is no way in hell Yolanda is gonna be on this show. She won't film with anybody. They're not gonna recast her on the show So you've got Yolanda who's gonna be gone And then you've got Kim and Brandi who are both gone who else do you have sure you'll have Kyle But she's not intelligent enough to pull this off Like if you're gonna team up with somebody and go against all these bitches, you're gonna need someone intelligent You're teamed up with an idiot lady So she's gonna do whatever she can and then we see next week that you know She does start screaming at people which is amazing. Yes, she really I mean she really screams But but this is great because having her not admit her role in the situation That's the sort of thing that will that gets you like really invested in this bullshit. You're like, oh wait, that's fucked up She's not saying it that you know you get so mad and that's what I love about these shows when like they when Bravo sets the stage for a controversy and then finally it happens and then all of a sudden you're like Fuck her. She didn't admit it. She lied and it's right there on camera. Everything is right there. That's when you get Yeah, and then finally it brings out the entertaining parts of these women because Renna has been boring me to life We're two tears to this season now. Yeah, she just hasn't had her own stuff But now she's pissed and when she said Erica James a pussy Okay, why is pussy okay to say and why is it okay for them to say fuck all the time? I don't know. It's so choosy. How they can't explain it Ronnie. You can't explain it Languages some words have different meanings than others. They're not all those are literally the same thing pussy in the sea word Are literally the same thing It was so as fag-and-gay, but fag is more offensive I don't find fag offensive either because that used to be a cigarette, but I guess that's just me you know Yeah, you used to be happy But and then the then the episode ended with a ridiculous singing of Kyle and Lisa ramming a card of Ketchum mustard into a wall I was like why did we have to see that I also was like this really upsets me because some Persons gonna have to go clean that up you idiots. Yeah, and Lisa and Kyle run away laughing and guess what? They left Lisa Rena standing there in their mess to take the responsibility for it sound familiar It was like a ballet of the season. Hey baby. I've been around a long time like a long time I've seen a lot of condiments, but I've never seen so many as we're on that cart never okay This is catch up in mustard. I Like when when Erica scream when they were all screaming ovary not screaming but like talking over each other in that last scene and Erica goes Rina just stop owning it. Rina. Just stop owning it. It's not about you Turned her own own it Missy against her and then Brenna was like oh fine. I'm just gonna drop it Oh, I'm not gonna talk about it there. I've dropped it. Oh, I mean Like what do you think? That's partially Lisa's I mean Lisa Rina has been like she could have avoided so much this Fray because if she just to shut up at the munchows in but she kept on like bringing it up with this like overbearing guilty conscience but This was purely Erica's fault I don't I don't get this whole not questioning somebody because they say they have a disease I think that that's bullshit. Okay. We question everybody for everything all the time in this country and to say To say chronic Lyme disease is I mean that's a controversial disease anyway, so everybody has an opinion on it They're all talking about it. I'm not saying that they should accuse her of being a liar anything But having lunch with you'll want to and saying hey, have you ever considered that? You know or whatever. I don't know why it's that big of a much I I glean all my medical knowledge from house MD And if there's anything that house dr. House dr. Gregory House knows said everybody lies And that's part of the diagnostic process is questioning and challenging thoughts and beliefs and assumptions So they are your landa well ain't that the truth just telling your day telling the story of your day is alive because you're putting all your own You know opinions and you're changing things as they morph with you know the way you saw it. Yeah, that's true Oh house. I'm telling you that guy now America's gonna quote someone she should have quoted house Yeah, which I guess she does a lot because he must I would love to see you on the I would love to see your landa on House, I wish I wish dr. House were real and I wish everything that happened on that show were real And that way he could go and diagnose your landa because then we'd get to the bottom of it Well, there's another diagnosis coming up That's on Diagnosis moves on newlyweds the first year diagnosis marriage Well, well Diagnosis moves. I have moves and it's really it's really hurtful. So yeah, so Brandon Brendan Liberati one of our listeners Hello, Brandon. Everyone say hi to Brandon Brandon and Craig listen to our show Brandon And your people right up the street right here, but um, so the this this week's arc had nothing to do with Christal Brandon Has guy know something another master or whatever. It's man boobs So he claims by the way, but I did not see any evidence of it Either and they purposely showed him shirtless doing his hair or something It they zoomed in on his on his teeth for like a good five seconds or like let's look at his nip I was like it looks by the way perfectly fine, and I'd be very envious of that chest I like in the beginning So you let's just do it like usual and just go through the couples. We'll go through the gays first um The gays, okay, so it opens with What are we gonna do today? Well, I have to give the dog a bath That's a paddy one Brandon will Brandon and I on a journey to get the dog a bath He's really important to get all get all the fleas out. He's really stinky the dog the dog's really stinky He needs a bath. Okay. He needs a bath. He does he needs a bath. Okay. Get the dog a bath Okay, because he needs a bath Honey, I know I was supposed to go take the dog give him a bath, but instead I was talking to christal and an invited to move in and said okay Instead I was hoping that I could go to ice cream with christal's kid and you can give crystal a bath That's not good. It's not good, babe Honey, I hope you don't mind giving the dog a bath was really hard So instead I just gave the dog to christal. Is that cool the dogs in Toronto now Honey, I'm gonna have your boobs cut off and I'm gonna give them to crystal. Okay. She's really good with arts and crafts. So Honey, I was thinking rather than making your boobs smaller Crystal could donate some of her breast tissue to make your boobs bigger because you know, crystal's the answer I'm sorry. Oh great. So now you're gonna be touching christal's boobs. Oh, gosh That's gonna feel real great for me. I'm gonna feel like the the odd the third wheel in my own body I'm gonna feel like the third body in my own boobs. That's not fair. That's not fair crag Well, well, you know, that's what it is. So there you go. That's the last word on it and my feet are cold Okay, come here and I'm inside your feet Honey, I don't want you getting mad, but crystal came over and I bronzed her and she got the bronze roll over the shower Uh, why was christal even here? You're supposed to wash in the dog I know but I wanted to wash crystal instead So she flew I feel like a bronze I feel like i'm the one who feels like a bronze, you know, crystal's the gold and you're the silver and i'm just a bronze So thanks Honey, I don't want you to feel that way christal and i are both the gold and there just is no silver and then you're the bronze Because you know when you tie you both get that awarded and they get rid of the middle one. Yeah. Yes, I know I Okay I just want to make sure you're cool with that. So basically we're gonna be standing in here on this podium And then you're not you're gonna be like two down from us When they started talking about the boob surgery and he's getting it also because there's a chance of breast cancer and all this stuff But also of course he's gonna get some face work done too. Yeah, he just casually He's like he goes in and all of a sudden their dots on his face. I'm like, oh you sneaky queen You're getting your face done. Yeah, that is not boobs And yet somehow I think that Brandon is so likable and he seems so rational about everything. He's like, well, you know Why not just say, you know, they're gonna throw away the fat. So, you know, why not put it in my face I'm like, yeah, he's totally right. It's a radio. No, no, so now you're gonna have face cancer I mean, if you're worried about that extra skin giving you boob cancer, why wouldn't that extra fat give you face cancer? It's the same fat Yeah, so he's gonna get in his face But they started telling this story because Brandon said look I don't need to be the ugly one That's not how I need to be in our relationship in west hollywood people will come right up to you One time somebody came up to me and they said how did you get him and then craig looks like all proud He's like, yeah, that happened He said, I'm not going to be labeled the ugly one he goes and that has happened Crystal says it all the time Crystal stop labeling Brandon like that. He hates it when you call him the ugly one. I was laughing so hard at that Uh, so lip surgery. Let me see craig is having on car cam But it's tough to say goodbye for the last time. I mean he'll probably not die, but still like He's in there and I said goodbye for the last well, maybe not the last time I mean possibly he'll die, but maybe he'll still be okay So so then Brandon comes out of surgery and his face has fully plumped up This is worse than like when lin curtain got her phased on in orange county all those years ago This was like a Thanksgiving day balloon float This is like a week one of brandy glanville Okay, every time a new season starts and brandy would get her face done like the day before like bitch You know that that needs time to rest. It's like doe You need to proof your face before you come on tv. Yeah craig looked horrified. He's like honey Your face is so big I'm not dating a fat person. Okay. I did not get married to a fat person. I don't even know who you are anymore I'm the same I'm when they get home and uh Brandon has laid down and he says Honey, I need you to bring me my things. Um, I need my coffee and my crystals and I was like Oh You want crystal? Okay. I'll call crystal. He's like I thought the day would never come Crystal he wants you get on the flame playing right now I love that he asked for his crystals. That's hilarious So the mom his mom comes over to take care of him and I think that's all that happened with them, right? Yeah, she's like, uh, she was she needed to like go into the bedroom and cry She's like what is my son done to his face? I know and she's like and I wonder if he gets a discount for the family family discount But actually at the end of by the end of the episode I'm assuming those interviews, you know was after the new face fat had gone in It looked more or less fine For considering its plastic surgery. Yeah, it looks good. He's cute. I mean people are ridiculous He is right about west hollywood though and people being like that I was with a cute guy when I really and he was way too cute for me I know but we were having fun at partying and someone walked some little queen walk pushed me out of the way and started Hitting on this guy and I said, excuse me. That's my boyfriend, which it wasn't but I said, excuse me That's my boyfriend. He said, I don't care then don't date a hot guy What the fuck and he wouldn't get out I had to physically pull him back and then he threatened to call the police and I said Have you seen the slides of my hands, bitch? I will smash your face into next week if you don't get the fuck away from my man And he finally did because I am a scary big bitch But you know I had to turn like leah delaria on his ass That is crazy Jesus Now of course, it's also it's kind of an indictment on on brand into a little bit, you know because To be fair there is such a thing in life when you know there are some people who are more attracted than their partners And they aren't like they're kind of like on a physical level you would think out of their leagues But doesn't mean that you're ugly. It's just that that other person is just like really hot, you know So for the fact that like literally come up to them and he said how did you get him? Which doesn't mean that they're saying that Brandon's ugly, but he's taking it that he's as that means I'm ugly I'm like, no, it could just mean that they're saying like Craig is like super gorgeous I mean it's a terrible thing to say and totally snotty. So listen, we're not taking I'm not taking the random gaze side, but I'm just saying also Brandon is Adding to it a little bit by calling himself ugly and and it's like no great. You're not ugly Brandon You're not and you don't have moves. He's not he's so cute. Did you see that picture someone posted on the old Facebook? It's an article about them. Yeah, I think from Salt Lake City, which is hilarious. They're like look our gaze and it's Craig on like giving the other giving Brendan a pedicure or something and Brendan sitting there without a shirt and his arm and his hands Brandon with his Hands behind his head No, no Brandon Rod Brandon liberati. Don't you worry your little face your little cute face You guys are both adorable just equally equally hot Just please if you do come through surgery and you don't die, please don't be hotter than me. Okay. Love you. I'll be crying in the car Oh, and then he also the biopsy was negative no cancer. So yay Yeah, look how I don't even play into cancer bullshit storylines anymore Like your fake cancer. Don't believe it. Not buying at Lisa. Bye so so next couple I want to go into Into Persian lady and asshole rob and whatever tower tara The reason why I want to talk about them is because the way the the this episode was edited Was that three of the four couples ak everyone but but this couple malibu couple They were grappling with really weighty issues You know, there was cancer or hint of cancer and Brandon and in the gate with the gays There was like daddy like meeting Rochelle meeting her dad for the first time and that one there was sickle cell anemia and the potential of a sister dying and adopting child And what's going on in tara and rob's life? Is it like oh my god? Uh, they took out like the bathroom sink That's about as deep as it gets and this stupid woman. Okay, they're both awful This this I mean this woman is terrible both of them are terrible But let's just start with her. Let's just start with her. She's fucking terrible These rugs they have two different energies. I don't want my life. I just don't want these energies in my life anymore Oh good And then he she she she tells us I just want to get rid of all his exes because You know his ex wives are here his ex-girlfriends are here. They're all in these rugs It's like oh, jesus lady. Whatever happened to family night. Whatever they call it. Mm-hmm. She likes sharing Yeah, no kidding Okay, if you don't let me get rid of these rugs. I'm moving my mother into the bathroom. Okay, okay. They're gone. They're gone Um, I just wrote down. I think I've said this before but every time I see him It's a warning sign to me not to trust this man because he does that thing where he raises His eyebrows and so he's got like 20 lines on his forehead because his eyebrows are constantly raised Which is in a way saying it's a way to say with your eyebrows like It's like making this noise with your eyebrows Like I told you I know yeah, yeah, yeah, it just makes me crazy and his eyes are always in that position Which just makes me like oh shut up. You don't know everything eyebrows So he grants her permission to redo the kitchen and lava house Which again is it just shows like the fucked up power play that it's like she has to ask she has permission for everything which is really messed up and um 90 then he doesn't uh, but you know if there's veto power then of course that goes to me Yeah, and then he goes on this whole bullshit thing like, you know, it's hard to renovate because as a child Like uh, we moved around a lot and then I was homeless at one point. So I can't renovate I'm like, please don't tire childhood issues into you demoing your kitchen. Okay What are you gonna not speak to your old kitchen anymore? Like you do with your your parent get out of here shut up He's ridiculous and he's like he's saying things he keeps doing that bullshit self-help talk And like I said in the show before this don't ever trust anyone with this kind of talk because it's all they're always crazy And they're always full of shit with that self-help bullshit But he's like this is out of my comfort zone And I don't feel comfortable with this because this isn't comfortable and this isn't how I like things I like things like this and this isn't comfortable The whole world doesn't revolve around your mother fucking comfort zone. Okay, especially when you get married Especially when you live in malibu also, by the way, okay, you're still living in malibu Okay, I don't want to hear about that your kind of comfort zone It's like a zillion dollars, but it's still hot as hell. You have to climb up all these goddamn hills or sandstorms or fog all day So it's not here to make you comfortable bitch So the the compromise that they come up with is that Like 90 percent of the house is getting demoed, but they get to still stay in their little bedroom and have access to the bathroom I guess because he doesn't want to move out. Right. I think it was I think that was one of the things Or maybe it's to save money, but either way like the climax of their storyline was that they come home and oh my god The general contractor tore out the bathroom sink and they weren't supposed to and now they don't have a bathroom to use I'm like, you know that terror told them to tear that out so they can go to a hotel like so obvious. I know but um He's like, oh my I don't know. It was just They're terrible and flexible and rigid and terrible and she is She's manipulative because she's afraid to stand up to him So she acts in his passive aggressive ways Terrible terrible terrible. I think that she likes it in a way and I I think that she's like pouty and She needs to have she thinks she needs some man there to boss her around it She's that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, that girl's fucked up. She's really terrible. Yeah, you're both terrible. So then so then Meanwhile over in London. So rob and roe go to london Uh because roe is gonna meet her dad finally for the first time a lot of a lot of mixed emotions going around with that they finally meet and It was like a really uh, I thought it was actually a pretty affecting scene, you know First of all her dad looks so young. I mean really black does not crack. They he looks so young And you know he was saying things it was I mean It was like the standard stuff about why he left her like because you know, I don't know It was I thought it was very interesting emotionally, but it wasn't like recap worthy if that makes sense. Well, I felt Um emotional for her because yes, I really she's a nice girl Like I really like that girl and I felt bad for her and she's finally getting to meet her dad Yeah, and uh, she's wanting all these answers, but he can't really give them to her like Yeah, what is he gonna say and then when she was asking him think she was telling a story about how One time when she was young she said dad Uh, I need you for this or whatever She went to her dad first semester of college and he said listen. I have my own family now Yeah, you know, fuck that guy. Yeah when he said when she said I was like, oh, this guy's an asshole I mean first semester of college. What is that girl 23? That was not very long ago. That's yeah, that's recent So then she meets this guy after he ditched her last week by the way So he meets this she meets up with him finally and she says Um, I'm I'm reading through these notes trying to figure it out, but she said, uh, I had never I was waiting for you to reach out and I thought Like I wouldn't have to reach out and he said well I had it's not something I could feel or anticipate I had to know I had to know if you would accept me because if you had rejected me That would be a pain that I couldn't bet Oh, fuck you. Yeah, if she rejected you this guy is such a pussy It made me so mad that he's and then she said well, okay I forgive you but even though he never asked and then she said, you know, I really if we're gonna move forward I really need an apology from you and he said well You would deserve to have an apology because that's not right to be sad And then he never apologized. Yeah. Oh, fuck this guy, man This guy's the worst this guy's the worst dump in the cord cry pretend he's dead and move on girl But that being said it least Even if he was being the worst and we could we could recognize that at least she was getting what she needed emotionally out of that Which is kind of all that matters only if she wasn't really listening because he never said he was sorry for anything Yeah, I mean he did cry. He was probably humiliated. He's on tv like being I do think emotionally The I think the emotional tone and and the way he was acting conveyed an apology even without Explicitly saying it And then later on They met again, but this time with rob and so this is an interesting thing This is this is actually really what I want to talk most about with this whole storyline Was that rob kind of didn't want to meet the guy he was like this guy's a douche He was absent for your life for 20 years He gave you all sorts of pain and hurt and he scarred you and he did terrible terrible things to you And I'm not sure if I want to meet him But then he says he rob comes around he's like, you know what like it's important to you That you have relationship with him and therefore i'm going to support you and I am going to work past my own issues to like To be for this thing and be open to this and foster a thing So the reason why this was significant to me or not significant in the grand scheme of life but in the grand scheme of the show And if you compare it to the other rob And tara Where her sisters don't go to the wedding and he's just like no, they didn't come to the wedding and that's that They were they were an asshole They they offended me. That's it. No, they don't they're not gracious. I'm not going to do that So you can see When you the example between I believe a loving and supportive husband and a control free husband because um Similar feeling you perhaps this is a worse situation that rob is like, you know what? It's important to my wife and therefore i'm going to support her whereas the other rob is like now Yeah, agreed Yeah, this one obviously really loves his wife and the other one obviously just married some hoe He met at a real estate convention and just trying to lock her in a little box Absolutely, absolutely. Oh, yeah, agreed on old fronts now. Let's get to Adonis and dead eyes So this is actually kind of You know, normally these these two just have like the worst they're just like Everything about them is insufferable But this was sort of moving to because erica's sister suffers from sickle cell anemia And I you know, I don't know the intricacies of sickle cell anemia, but you know What I gather from this episode there are times when this woman can flirt with death and she has a child and um The big question is, you know, like what will happen to the child if something terrible happened to the sister And basically what happened is that erica and adonis You know babysat aiden for a few days and then erica tells her sister You know if anything god forbid would happen we'll take care of aiden Which was not also an affecting scene Not because erica but because of the erica's sister because erica's sister is crying because this means so much to her And erica total dead eyes. She's like, yeah We'll be okay. Yeah, we were doing it for you. I mean we could do it Like yeah, it's like kind of fun. So I was like god this woman is If you die like right now like if you fall over dead like i'm sitting here and i'm like Adonis What if she starts bleeding out the eyes and then dies and i'll be like, okay, maybe we'll take the kid like it'll be okay It's like you would do that. I mean, I guess I could be dead right now like as long as you're as long as aden doesn't need the cucumbers out of the salah Like Wasn't for the salah, they didn't Adonis why you think aden cucumbers and then Adonis. Oh, it's gonna be hard He's like, I don't really want to have a kid. It's weird to think about having a five-year-old all of a sudden your life But we get along well mainly because with the same maturity levels So, you know, it's cool with the same huge grin on his face I mean that guy could be stabbed in the knee and he'd be like Like smiling big like that's dead in the knees. Yeah, I kind of hurts a little bit, huh uh, the only thing I really wrote down was This is really sad And then I wrote those bowls. Who's this bitch kidding? Okay dead eyes at the beginning She's on the her phone with her sister by the way who if you didn't hear it Like has it deadly to sees like she's really bad off. I'm not laughing at that. I'm just laughing because Erica She's like hey, and her sister's like, hey, how you doing? She's like, huh? She was doing that laughing again Well being Adonis would get a guess I got so mad at him that I drove off with a gas pump in my car Oh How are you doing? She's like dying. Oh, okay. Bye. I'm like, jesus christ Why are you opening with this stupid bad relationship story instead of asking your goddamn sister? How she's doing lady and then also she had this these bowls in front of her washi talk she had set the countertop with Double plates and a bowl like those mark those matching target bowl sets. Yeah, why was that funny to me? I don't know why because they have such a sort of a generic house Like it's they're part of like a housing community on this man-made pond Like every house looks the same. Of course. She has the generic target. It's just like mom the kitchen counter I know you're shooting today, but who do you think you're fooling like that you're setting the kitchen counter? They have the most cold antiseptic home. It's just like there's like it's all tiles and no furniture, you know I mean it feels empty and cold and oh style the style is called modern dead ice modern American dead ice modern American dead ice so that wraps it up for the newly weeds And next week we're going to have our full slate of shows back Yeah, we get everything everything everything You guys, thank you so much for being here patreon.com/watchwalkcrappines for bonus episodes Watch what crappins.com for the rest of our links and facebook.com/watchwalkcrappins And this is the new lisa ringer playing right after we say bye. 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