The season 3 finale of "Below Deck" ended with some good ol' fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie the bosun. First he denied that he'd slept with Rocky, then he made her seem like she was the crazy one, then he bragged about it, and then he accused her of being a predator. Gross. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) dive into this season finale and tear it all apart.
Then it's on to the series premiere of "The Real Housewives of Cheshire." They're tacky, funny, and strangely accented. Hearing Ben and Ronnie attempt to imitate them is akin to a science experiment gone very, very wrong.
And then, just for fun, there's talk of Patti Labelle's sweet potato pie.
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Yeah we're going to have a fun, crazy, but not with me but not with me because I am going up to the Bay Area tomorrow morning and I'm going to be there for 10 days for a wedding of Thanksgiving. Well then I'm like Leanne to your footballer. And when you go out of time, I'll just tell myself who missed me more when he comes back in my rock. You know a lock about you Ronnie, you're wild pride. You're wild pride. I'm honest, she's wild pride. That will make our relationship is going to last you're going to need a break every now and then don't you? Yes. So let's just dive right into below deck because we have been recapping for hours and hours this week. I haven't had dinner yet. And below deck is some juicy goosey this week. Season Finales. Season Finales. Wow. Lots. I felt like below deck came up and it gave me a hug and then it walked away and I said bye, bye below deck. Well it starts off where last week's ended I believe where Rocky is talking to Amy about the fact that she and Eddie have been having a thing the whole time which by the way I don't think they've been doing it the whole time but she's like we've been doing it the first time we saw each other but um but what was sort of funny was that Rocky says to Amy like uh are you frustrated you didn't get any and I did and Amy's like actually yeah. Yeah I'll be honest yeah. She's like well there was that time I put the vagina wig on my head that's sort of like it and some that this smell like a conny poutani I like when they're when they're showing like this season on below deck I won't go through it all don't worry Ben but they're showing the this season and they just put Leon Leon has been just reduced to a fat dude with weird eyebrows escaped on a jet ski that was so funny it's like the the whole season it's like hey where's that big dude going off the jet ski yeah I know yeah and why is he taking all our frozen conk he's like I'm gonna learn how to open this let me get some beef cheeks a meal someone like that disease to be cold at so a meal is being like the big man and yeah he's showing this by threatening you know to like kill Eddie I mean I don't know what he's being about being a real man and he's putting his fingers through his hair a lot he's like oh man oh man well you're giving yourself male pattern baldness stopping so mad okay stop doing a hair stop at a meal yeah stop finger combing a meal finger combing stop it uh poor meal did you see him he's gonna fight a meal he's mad he's gonna go get mad at Eddie and they're gonna fight come on at his people come on yeah I know silly silly Amy be mad yeah that's what I have now yeah me too I was so impressed watching Ben cut his onion because you know watching these cooking shows as we do yeah it's so cool to see when someone can cut onion fast I'm excited by stupid little things like that and then it jumped he pulled the real thing off and chopped his finger off and I was like oh well he's a chopper chopper chopping and then he like basically cuts right into his knuckle and the funny thing is that like Captain Lee was was right there and he's like yeah Captain Lee's no it doesn't you know he's he's what I'm sorry he captain Lee wasn't there it's more like captain when Captain Lee found out that Ben had cut himself he sits there blank face he's just like well is the anchor safe you might want to have Connie stand here and look at that wow uh let the blood just soak out of Connie Connie come over here yep okay looking at it looking at it so Eddie patches him all up and Rocky is there and Eddie is just being a full-on dick Rocky's like uh can I help with anything and he's just not responding nothing at all it's like I'm fine Rocky I'm fine it's not like we were doing anything together so stop talking to me I love his impersonation of Danny Zuko because like that guy only got the role of Danny Zuko because his dad owns a car dealership or some shit like he would never be Danny Zuko and he's like yeah I'm too cool for you man like shut up you're Alex P Keaton not Danny Zuko stop it do you get character straight Alex P so uh so then Connie gets called up into the captain's office and they're like Connie come to the and then she's like uh oh I hope I'm not gonna get fired I'm like you're not gonna get fired and sure enough she goes up there and the captain's like we want to keep you on board you're sort of in trouble because he had talking about with us too and uh Connie gets in kind of like yay this is amazing and then um Emil is sad I can't call you employee of the month but hopefully someone in the Mediterranean can because you followed the rules congratulations it's your followed the rules cruise spin off poor Emil Emil like if there's anyone who can never hide his sad eyes it's Emil he just gets the saddest eyes he really wants the med season job you know how many girls they all the fingering grease he's gross he's so gross and he has such a little angel face how can he be so disgusting he looks like a little 20 angel on top of a Christmas tree making wishes to sent in Jesus and he's just like a fingering pig yeah he's calm on the cubby hole feeling gross gross so then people are liking a butter bikini so Connie so then so then um uh because Ben and her his finger Rocky actually has to do a lot of the prep and so you would think that this is like the moment Rocky's been waiting for I mean all season long she's like I just want to get in the kitchen I want to get in the water I want to get water in the kitchen you know and then she's finally she has an opportunity and she's like I'm basically Ben's bitch I'm like yeah you ever hear of a souschef before you stupid idiot oh what do you think you're gonna be doing like cooking in laburna Dan I mean come on I thought I was gonna be cutting things but like I'm like his bit like I'm supposed to like do stuff I fucked this job yeah I also thought it was funny that Ben made conk salad I was like he made conk he made conk probably wasn't frozen either it made me I love how Amy phrases it well this is where you know I know how she feels Rocky is going through a lot of hurtful things you know Alex B Keaton you jumped in the water her mermaid tail got a hole I seen starfish even look at her it's cold outside like anything that could be wrong with Rocky is everything yeah Rocky do you feel like you're cooking him because it's your dream do you want to be doing this huh it's just your dream come true Rocky she's like trying to talk her into it Rocky's like no uh I don't want to uh so then Rocky is like moping around the kitchen stomping around like a little girl and she's supposed to be doing a chiffonade and she's doing a chunky chiffonade bends you know and bends like all right you need to make it smaller and she's like and then he she tries to put them all in the ball he's like no I don't want this I don't want the big ones just a small one she's like oh but it's like was it there right and she's like so then Ben's like you know what I used to got carrots and then Rocky's like yeah I can do this let me explain to you what it's like to be trying to the chef when I was a boy I was trying to do the shift he slapped me on the back of the head and said okay and I'll say it all right yeah and then I just changed my mind and I was like this could be great I can be a great chef making a potato stupid Rocky it's a nice sort of dinner and dinner goes off well and then um this is one of my favorite parts of the episode is that they go to the back of the yacht and they start setting off these Chinese lanterns you know the ones you light the fire under and they float off into the night and they're all floating off and then Amy tries and hers just plummets into the ocean hi lantern you want to go on a trip no then you just want to go down to the water okay I was trying to burn up all my sins unfortunately I had to come in any hi second lantern that lantern knows the truth I'll tell you that high starfish you want to see a lantern here it goes oh oh no look at a starfish oh no hot lantern landed on starfish poor Vito the perv who was running this boat and none of the girls was sleeping with him when he got all drunk last week poor Vito's like letting his lantern go like he used to all the blow jobs they didn't get this week boy regrets I love the scene between right I think it was right but before it doing this Kate and Amy are standing there and they're like watching this beautiful scene and talking about how they're friends and I don't even think they were talking about anything yet you just hear Kate go cock is my favorite and Amy goes I can't wait to have some real real calm yeah because wow it's like the perfect three lines of their relationship I know I also like how after the lantern thing Kate's like I wanted to save this one from the guests and you can say Amy's like oh it's so special you can just imagine Kate being like no I just didn't want them to have all the Chinese lanterns I just hit the gas and then she lights Amy on fire here let's see if you float off into the sky maybe just like one of these burning windsobs and now it's falling down in your head burning you alive sorry I love you it's the warmest you've ever been told it's me best friends forever starfish I'm in the Hunger Games I'm wearing the dressifier look dressifier hurts Kate this dress hurts yes now go on there go on to the water now I've never met Jennifer Hudson but I know she's a strong girl because she can take a fire and how about that Jennifer Lawrence too I love Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Koolidge what a fire starter am I right so then the next morning Ben still needs help so meals so meals gonna help out and a meal so stupid he says again he always wraps everything up in this sort of valiant way he's like a man can always learn more skills I'm like you're just scrambling eggs okay calm on calm down and meals making a meal Ben's like puts the back and all to try it's roppling in new skills I'm gonna be fingering the entire day but the bread on the plate your perp any opens like brook yeah it's like a real man knows or it's like a real man news has to put eggs on a plate that's what I say real man a meal's making a meal uh so where are we so we're going right through this one hold on do you all been in rookie got a lot to betray oh we've already done all this yes i've even colored my nuts yes any nervously drinks chocolate milk during the captain meeting have we already done that no so well because what happened what I have next is that while a meal is learning how to be a man can always learn more skills yeah then you hold it oh yeah because they were making sausages it's like yeah that make you so this so then a meal i mean the eddy goes on a power truck because he's sitting there for five minutes watching a meal he's just sitting there watching him and then finally he's like well if you're helping here that's fine but you should let me know like shut up eddy just shut up with your small penis power struggle thing like you're such a bureaucrat middle management grasping for power anyway like a meal's helping out in the kitchen he doesn't have to let you know if you need him you go find him and it's not the last goddamn day of the cruise anyway whatever the sale whatever yeah how many yeah do the fenders need to be moved again i mean come on now hey your mind rolls rolls rolls power truck uh who said it uh oh rocky rocky goes yeah happy last day it's like yeah like he's the one who's but she hasn't been throwing a fit every day i know exactly um that was funny though so then i think out there uh you know if you want to do this and that's fine but you could be outside staring at the you know thing on the side of the boat that floats but it's also like why are you sitting there watching him do this for five minutes and then you say that you know be one thing if you came and be like oh there you are listen you know if you want to do that it's fine you have to tell me because i've been looking for you but if you're just sitting there doing nothing sitting around doing nothing watching him always when he does it he's he we never see him doing anything he's always like tweeting and he's like oh can't believe you guys didn't do that you guys suck the captain's gonna be mad he's like ready ready i'm mad oh say i told you meeting meeting there's a meeting up there in the meeting you're on job all meeting bro shut up yeah it does that thing where you parrots the boss where the boss is like you know what we need to get we need to get we need to get on the ball here he'll be yeah guys we need to get on the ball sure thing fast you hear him guys well you're gonna hear it here we need to get on the ball that's right Eddie all right great job great job okay so so then the guests finally leave i only nothing really special happened they laugh they're like a meal a meal is a ticking time boom hey my talk back to us up here everybody get over here meals about to blow a meal is about to blow chance people starfish get into some coral look out a meal is about to blow it's like one of those heat vents deep in the ocean starfish you better be safe starfish can i come into the coral reef with you no okay oh this hurts oh gosh isn't it funny i've been wanting to come in here the whole time and now i'm bleeding oh hello shark i never judge a book by its covers so anyway the the guests leave they give a $13,000 tip which is pretty low i think considering the other ones um they're all sitting around crow mess they all go to the crew mess sitting around final tips and then rocky apologizes to Kate and Amy out of nowhere she's like yeah i know you guys really deserved a really strong third so but like you got me but like i'm really happy because now i know how to iron and make beds and you know now i know how to be shamed by a man it's great thanks you guys i know it was really difficult dealing with me sometimes but like you taught me you know like i saw my dreams and then some get shattered by a little person little tiny guy and so you know i'd like to thank you my vagina would like to say it's mortified and it's never coming out again okay it's like it's like wow that was unexpected i mean i still have long to smother her with a pillowcase but unexpected i wasn't expecting that i'm pleasantly surprised i will cheer less loudly when she drowns one of these times to the water i'll make one less passive aggressive remark to her today i'll take out 10 pounds of the 90 that i put in the mermaid tail i guess i'll take the mermaid tail out of the incinerator before i light it back to her yeah that was kind of weird but the rocky the thing about rocky like as an as obnoxious as she can be she's just like a little kid yeah i mean she really is it's like she poops the floor she cries on screams she rips out your hair she makes you get mom hair because she gets getting boogers and pulling it out or whatever and then at the end of the day she's like but i love your mommy you're like oh my darling yeah you know what she is i just saw this commercial like five times yesterday of this little boy he like runs in the house with like it with a dog and he's like here doggy i'm gonna train you i'm gonna show you how to do this and every time little kid tries to like train the dog hit the kid like knock something over and creates a spill and the mom like wipes up with paper towels it's like bounty bounty bounty and the kids like here this is how you roll over and the kid rolls over into a bowl of water and he's like oops and then they're like for one life when when you're wondering who's training who huh i'm like that's rocky rocky is the one rolling around on the carpet spilling shit while she is ostensibly training a dog now cut to the forest of dead trees that have been taken because of this idiot kid like no one else it's like ruined an entire rainforest because you've got paper towels you know it'll slob i feel like rocky still believes that the way to get stains out of clothes is to use all and that if you use it you go a l l that's all and the stain just comes out the shirt and floats off into the air she's like whoa that's how you do it hey l l l that's all rocky while you're talking about commercials i just saw this commercial while i was watching some house was video someone posted for us and it has a grand theft auto commercial but it reminds me of rocky because you see grand theft auto and you're like oh my god somebody's gonna get carjacked or shot in the head but it's the opposite and instead it's somebody being nice to people and paying it forward so instead of like kidnapping someone out of a car and stealing it he's like hey how you doing have a nice day have a safe drive and it's a coke commercial and it's kind of that was kind of this scene with rocky i was like yeah expecting her to come in and terrorize the village and she's like sorry dudes okay good talk let's get together for game night okay yeah so then it's later that like sort of evening or whatever and amy she's so concerned that there's gonna be a fat so she decides she tells eddie about rocky's been set what rocky's been saying and eddie just plays dumb eddie i mean has the camera been looking at me on these stairs for half an hour i've been standing here that long i'm embarrassed okay uh i need to warn eddie i need to warn eddie yeah so so eddie so here here are some things that really upset me so first eddie denies and i'm like what she's crazy whatever so then he goes to rocky's room because rocky's in there napping or whatever and he's like i want to talk to you and she's like i don't want to talk to you and she's locked the door he actually picks the lock which i don't know about you i actually thought that was incredibly violating i thought that was yeah i bet he knocks and picks the lock what the fuck seriously lots of different characters after that yeah like that's actually like really fucked up like a you know it it just it it dovetails with this entire misogynist um uh element of his character that has been coming out that really disrespectful treating treating her like shit makes you wonder how he treats other women we see how he's talking to his girlfriend very condescending i mean and and how awful like your superior like breaking into this girl's room you don't know if she's naked like what are you doing ronky why are you lying yeah rocky rocky like taunting her through the boat like chasing her and then he tells and then when he and then she's just like she's under her she's under her uh blanket and we were making fun of this before during our hanging out we're we're joking about how like she's under her bed like a little girl being like get away i don't think the room and it was funny but the same time i also got it like she was just in her room and she does not want to be seen and he literally broke in and then he was like well i wish if you're gonna like say anything i wish you would have talked to me you know and she was like well she did try to talk to you and you said no like how like what are like how obnoxious are you make it seem like she was the irrational one she was the one who didn't who didn't handle this maturely when she was trying everything well she i mean i agree with you obviously he's a total effing a like that uh he's totally jerk and yeah picking her lock and then lying about it and going through and taunting her all that stuff he's gross um but i guess what shocked me more is just that the girl's reaction because the girls were all like you know Connie was like well no Amy says this feels like a crazy rocking mom i mean why she had an under the covers right you know and then Connie's like yeah well i don't believe her because she's just crazy and she is and she does do nothing but cause trouble and get you know piss everybody off but i don't know well sad it's like you expect it from the man but well to be fair eddy did it was doing a good job of making her look even crazier because then he starts saying what the fuck did i do to make you treat me like this as if he's the victim like why are you spreading these evil rumors about me what did i do i've been good to you it was so like this wasn't just denying that it happened it was denying throwing her under the bus shaming her making her look bad in front of like people oh my god and then turning and saying right to a meal's face huh she made it up yeah made it up and he's like well would you do that he's like oh god you know because you know she's crazy maybe like i mean nothing ever hits jump in the water i mean it's crazy and he's like i mean nothing ever happens so i don't know what he'd even say that i'm like and the best part is he's that then afterwards he says what i just said he said that afterwards and he's pacing around smoking a cigarette and just denying i mean i don't know why i should say that that's so crazy and yet he's like nervously his hands are shaking like yeah way to go way to really cover it up i mean he's such an ass and then they kind of trick us in this episode because then he kind of feels back because they all go out to dinner or you know like give a night off or whatever but wait let's start going i'm skipping too much well i was going to say that um that when the about kate finding out about all this oh yeah i'll go into that because the main the main thing just about their fight yeah he switches back and forth because first it's like you're crazy you're crazy then he's drinking because he's pounding those you know cheap ass beers back and they all go to the bonfire or whatever and it's so stressful and then he takes your side and he's like i love you girl like you're my kind of girl you're just a great girl and you know i'm sorry that i did that to you and i'm sorry that all this happened i'm sorry treated you that way then he apologizes then he goes back to the group and says i'm fucked up i did it guys because he's waiting yeah guys and it was just so then he went from being like first of all he didn't acknowledge that he lied to everyone he didn't say it in like i'm really sorry i lied to guys he just went to then like this total asshole pigish uh again still misogynistic way of being yeah i got yeah guys we fucked you know it's like and i also really hated how even before that i think he tells it he says to us he's like well of course i'm gonna not deny it at first as if like oh that's okay what he's doing it's fine it's what he you know it's what you should do it's fine i have respect for my girlfriend okay i denied it yeah good one buddy so then he's like uh then he says that then rocky of course goes into a crazy yeah she's like yeah amazing and so she's going crazy and awkward and everybody's grossed out with him especially because he just totally lied and then uh then he switches back and it's gone is the sorry and now it's back to making her feel bad yeah and she's like dude why are you making me feel bad it takes too long he's like oh really what should i feel that she's around here breaking up her relationship she's the one trying to steal our boyfriend well exactly well the reason why the cheapest pizza on the market no one is trying to steal little Caesar all right yeah sitting burned down years ago so well the reason why he goes back is because so he's sitting there he's bragging about it and she's like oh it's amazing you know and like everyone's totally disgusted they're like this is awkward and strange we don't like any of this and everyone's really shocked because they don't see the side of eddie but then uh captain lee and eddie are sitting by the fire and captain lee's like well disappointed and yeah you did you did a bad thing i'm gonna lie to you kid what a stupid thing to do you little idiot yeah dad sorry dad so then once eddie gets that once captain lee says that that's when eddie tells rocky he's like well he says uh listen i was the only one who made a mistake here and which was ambiguous i think i mean i actually think he was probably just saying like it's not your it's not it's it was me not you but it still was ambiguous sounded like but then it would later and you realize that he's saying it's my fault because i shouldn't have been so weak as to let your sledding act exactly that's what you think yeah exactly you know because at first i thought like oh because rocky was like really was i just a piece of ass and first of all yes rocky and you should have known that or but also like when she got mad at that statement i was like okay now you're being sensitive he was just trying to say something nice but then when they started talking she confronted him and then like you said it's like oh no no she actually picked up on the right vibe because then he's like well you're the one who started you're the one who looked up your dress and you weren't wearing anything under it i was oh my god are we back in madman era here i mean this is just awful awful awful awful awful uh he's really bad yeah it was pretty gross i didn't really expect much more from him but i didn't expect it to be that bad yeah terrible but um and then he even says he's like i'm not the one going out there trying to break up relationships like making rocky this predatory person like no no no no don't act as if you fell victim to some magic potion like you're really fighting over the head janitor get the fuck over yourself get out of here not what the mind's gonna add you cheated and you were sort of broken up anyway like don't blame rocky for what you did you were really so out of line it actually really makes me think that he's a despicable human being well yeah he well he's gross so even worse even to make all of this worse is that he's obviously filmed all of these uh diary room talking head things after the fact right because he thought that the crew was going to just hide it for him which is why he lied because who else would be so stupid i mean he knows it was on camera and even when it was happening he was still talking to the camera like yeah we're doing that we're doing it all under a ram so obviously this stuff was shot after all of these talking heads to make it all make sense i don't know but the fact that it shot after and he's still talking about it like she tricked him somehow i mean that's just gross yeah it really is gross luckily there was some levity in it first of all amy was wearing a really strange headpiece during this all of this which made me laugh it was like a really bad megan king edmunds sort of meets megan king edmunds meets i don't know new deli thing um but then i thought you would just this would be uh-huh but what i'd love though to just to back up just a little bit was yeah i just wanted to get the ugliness out of the way yeah no it's good well this is pretty much through the whole episode yeah that's what it was and this is the only this is the only comment i have of of of anything that we skipped was that when rocky was under those covers and everyone was like finding out one after another and then kate pokes her head in like well should we tell okay and then like rocky's like eddy and i have been uh we've had a thing this entire time like this entire time and kids like well good for you happens on boats no big deal you guys ready to go i just wanted to make sure he weren't waiting on me so if that's it then okay let's go then i was wondering what the delay was and for a moment i thought it was me you guys were waiting on me but of course you're not waiting for me because it's 20 minutes ahead of schedule of course it's rocky rocky and a bed that we're waiting for on my night that i got to drink so congratulations you got the one let's go so guys i punched out human resources opens never on planet nowhere so let's uh get some alcohol down our throats okay great so um good job yeah good job rocky good job you sad oh does that hurt oh i can't wait to see oh four four thing pat pat okay bye bye and dorokie's credit she's like ah okay let's get something gets ready and then aim he's like now rocky here's what i suggest you to you now you go up and you say eddy i'm sorry oh my god your advice is that she should apologize to eddy oh my god i mean of course she felt stupid after this but uh yeah because all this stuff happened after that but i was like oh no these girls are gonna feel like such a holes i know so then after this like big bonfire and all this stuff it's the next day and then it's like sad because you know um below deck ends the way the real world always ends which is that everyone sort of gets their little rollaways and rolls rollerboards and they roll off into the sunset and like they all leave in a staggered way and they all hug it's like you know at the end of a real world season like oh there they go i just feel like it's over whereas like unreal housewives they just have a big party and then just ends you know so we have to cut each other and just leave each other bleeding in the someone's backyard or something on this one they're like okay my gray hounds here so i guess uh i'll be walking uh the mile to the bus stop okay bye now it's like i'm gonna go to joe's crab shack if anyone wants to meet me for pina colada so i'll be waiting in the uh holiday in uh bar lounge uh and i'll be in the holiday in express bar lounge so whichever one you want to go to uh meet us there um so the meal a meal is going to california for rocky that was his what in idiot that's his big thing i'm gonna i don't even care what you think oh i'm going to california with roki oh he's gonna go up to an aquarium she's gonna be swimming as a uh as a mermaid doing like some sort of mermaid show he's gonna go up and he's gonna bang on the he's gonna bang on the glass like dustin often and be like roki roki and then she's gonna hop out in her tail and they're gonna get on to a bus and they're gonna look forward to the future and the bus is gonna go five feet and get stuck in la traffic and they'll be the end of their story i think he's gonna go there and she's never gonna return his call and he's gonna like get a job as a singing telegram and just be like ding dong oh hello you're a pussy i'll lock it hmm wonderful i am a meal and i am real happy birthday you stupid whore oh a meal oh i see a meal uh the goodbye scene between kate and roki was great fucking priceless rocky comes down she's like okay because roki has basically gone around and said she's sorry i mean then she has another fit and poop on the floor but then she says sorry good you know and so she comes down and she's like okay then well bye bye she's like okay it's like charter seasons end it's what happens you can leave now like well here we are it's like yes yes here we are that's okay well good luck in the future well yes okay yes you don't have to wish me good late good luck i'm kate i have it all organized there i know exactly what the future has for me there's no luck involved rocky is like like this say eastern religions put on a tail it's made for a 10 year old and if it's got a hole in it cry a lot call your mom fuck three guys on a boat and dive in the water am i right oh just like i'm somewhere in the boat bye crazy yeah right 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the islands invigorating sunshine aruba has the most sunny days anywhere in the Caribbean i promise you this trip is going to be at least 10 times better than the trip to errands hamptons home on real housewives of new york but that doesn't take much i mean it doesn't even compare aruba is a geeky gorgeous please always choose aruba over errands home we know you can't stay on vacation forever but a trip to aruba it honestly it just never ends because the happiness and relaxation you feel in your bones it just stays with you book your trip today at aruba.com i would have shed a tear 10 minutes ago but i'm done working so as far as i'm concerned you could be a falling moon goodbye sunset she's like i am not getting this the couldn't remember the name of what it was the flotation device i was about to hold my own hand standing here staring at the sunset and then i thought gross i was going to i was going to tell her that there are some jagged rocks right there but i thought you know what let's just see how this plays out so then there's um then caden ben how that was like pseudo romantic things like well okay you deserve a great guy and you know i don't think i'm not there yet you know it's some wonderful bad lane louvers you take care of you forever and i'm just nope that guy so i'm gonna have to break up okay she's like um she's like uh hi we weren't dating she's like so i know i know you know it's fine yeah yeah he's like but i'm a lazy horrible sack of shit of a human being she's like yes yeah i know and when i need your penis i'll be calling that sack of shit to mobilize and bring it to me and until then you can just be quiet whatever both do it up on okay thanks it's like all right then we'll always have Paris she's like please stop talking yeah she's like so i'm gonna go downstairs and put on a light sweater and maybe i'll see you maybe i won't doesn't really bother me either way i'm just confused about your intentions there okay because you're wearing your romance show because that's what she wears that like shawl when it's like romantic looking gorgeous time she's like well i was just gonna tell you that i don't give a crap out of you or i don't give a crap about you while i look fantastic we've been here clear my plates thank you boss boy thank you she's like i know ben this seems like a romantic moment where i'm gazing into your eyes but honestly i'm just waiting for my uber to show up five minutes away Alejandro i'm gazing at that little tiny wrinkle in your crease in your eyebrows and wondering when is he gonna notice that okay it was great watching your mouth move i'll be making my way to my uber captain leaves like well now this is over i get to start up uh uber yacht he puts a little surprise kite i'm your uber driver i miss you so much and i got a new job just so i could take you to the holodyne hugs oh god i'm just imagining captain leave putting a little you on the front of the yacht and putting his phone in a holder by the captain's wheel like all right gotta pick up an antique see you later everyone he's like guys time to put on these cowboy boats and get back to talahassee guess i'll wear some socks yeah uh some days the dream's gotta end sorry guys gotta get off the boat it's surge pricing and i gotta pick up in koopa koi and st merton we'll miss you below deck where you going just aimee it should just end with aimee alone on the deck everybody else is left and she's just waiting for uber just waving to nothing just waving to the street bye bye hi seagull i'm on land now for a second i stepped on a circle i met someone named mr seagull we both love bread shh she's our secret i like that this seagull has a little pop that in his in his beak and his little cap on his head real charming and such oh ben i cannot believe you're gonna miss the below deck reunion i know i'm so excited to see it uh thanksgiving holidays but you know what though here's what i'm happy about is that we have a brand new british show to get to so let's move on to a show that some of you guys have actually already seen you've already seen all of it it's been on youtube or just in your own country if you're listening from across the pond real house was of chesha finally being broadcast here on bravo in the states you've probably seen something like it late at night when the tv like programming stops and just a bunch of fuzz comes up on the screen if you really listen to it hard enough those little dots are calling each other bitches and trying to stab each other with forks yeah pretty much watch the entire season yeah it's um uh yeah so you know ladies the london is done so bravo's like let's just downgrade the experience and go from women who are close to upper crusts and go who women who are close to middle crust just crusts just go to some crusty ass women in some place nobody's heard of before and they're like well if they like to melburn you know people like funny accents on a saturday morning yeah okay uh you know it and he said in some interview of course my source is as much of a news journalist as i am my sources are zero but i remember reading somewhere i think on our facebook the and he admitted to never watching melburn i mean that guy even has too many housewives to watch he's like i didn't watch that shit i didn't have to do the reunion i took the year off yeah he made a huge mistake because mel melbin is great uh chesha the you know the the jury is still out for me but you know i still enjoyed it uh one of our listeners either uh tweeted at us or they posted on our facebook page saying that this show is like new jersey to london's lady of london's new york and that's a perfect analogy for real housewives analogy well this one i'm uh last year when it came on people were putting it on the facebook and i was like hell yeah i'll watch a new housewives but i think at the time we were covering that was a time in brovo's history that i think they had like six housewives shows on it one time and our podcasts were going to be 20 hours and we were like no fuck it because i tried watching it and i was like who's this mcgolly it's like she's this disney villain who i don't even understand and everyone's mad at her and it's all plot lines ripped off from other housewives and i was like fuck this show i don't need this but then when i watched it this week i was like uh the show's amazing and i don't know if it yeah i needed a year to start understanding what the f they were saying but i was like i love this it's almost like a community theater version of like all the other ones yeah i like it it's like um 30 first of all 30 percent of it i don't understand because because the Cheshire accent is there's probably going to be the strangest accent we're ever going to tackle or it's like speaking is this Cheshire where is it now even though oh you got all roboty for a second there um i don't know where Cheshire is and i probably it'll probably be about three weeks before i actually look it up on a map but um Sam's lock was requited to bonding story well because it's like it's not a Liverpool accent it's just sort of like a it's not a it's not a Queen's English it's not a cockney it's just like um it sounds almost like they have difficulty hearing um it sounds like they've got speech impediments Cheshire a big town for trains no one can hear at night because the trains keep rolling all they're like whoa i know and it also sort of sounds like they're eating apples or something they're like they're you know like in ladies of London it's like hello there what's going on and and um of Cheshire this is my first time trying out they're like okay yeah i was showing on and you're like what like they got their mouthful or something i imagine some producer being like all right we're looking for a format to do on the telly look at these hay swabs and they get an instruction booklet they're like okay the show opens with shots of rich things and then people describing themselves but then they never watch the housewives to realize what it was really like so they're just like all right darling describe yourself and they're like one i'm is bony a lot air a lot of trains and i like trees and not mad order i like to order things because i'm a woman it's like yeah it's like a cv it's like if i was really going to supermarket i like to buy chayel and i wrote the bar coffee and chocolate uh sometimes i bought cheese but sometimes i bought other just bought some vegetables and all right broccoli you're like okay yeah and like every room in this show first of all the the colors are like oversaturated so it's like a little garish to look at and then on top of that apparently this one and don has designed every room inside of chesha and so um like everything is like either like a deep dark purple velvet or like an orange black oh it's then it's like a golden so it's just like these vivid colors that remind me of that awful couple from season one of newlyweds just the first year that awful remember that indian girl whatever yes the one who's like weren't you paying attention to me yeah everything's like golden or dark purple and velvety and it's just a little crawl yeah it's like look at it's like everything in here jungles yeah even the catch even the sofa so yeah if you don't understand part of this that's because we didn't understand it so just put the syllables together and guess all right and on top of that you know what they did for the opening credits they're opening lines they did something that was a throwback to like the opening lines of oc way back in the beginning because they didn't used to have really koi clever well they're not really ever still clever but they didn't have these koi lines they do now it used to be the beginning they took act it took actual quotes from the footage and put it in the opening credits for oc because they forgot that they were supposed to do that part they're like what didn't fold well they didn't well no they did it they yeah because they did it they did that they just took clips but the thing is they took like bad audio everything is like a more interesting little suit and look a snoop and when I'm going on the schedule and you're like what I heard discard I heard something about snake as well did they say snake oh god that was a good one I wrote them all down this show took me two hours to watch because I had to keep it first I was like wait what did that did she say that and then I would rewind it and bitch did say it I had to write everything down I wrote this is the best uh like I put mean filled but that's not what I mean um it's like put three put three senses down about yourself that don't make don't relate to anything but even the beginning is just so filled filled with bullshit and they're like all right get some bullshit and make a rhyme because my housewives she's like in Cheshire there's only one way to move oop right it's a bad thing but the encircle a splash of fish friendships make friendships break keep your weeds apart yeah I'm like Jesus Christ Amy it's like Amy is writing the opening of this no oh my god yeah and everything was just like very it was like the producers couldn't decide what funny line they wanted to use they use about five from each person it was like oh I don't just rub course I just don't object to brush and then sometimes I go to the gym when I work out people look at me and the best part about living in Cheshire is having a house and you're like what and that was like one person's entire opening line the most difficult one is the first one I'm political I'm like what is this one I know okay she looks like she looks like Adrian Maloof she's got Maloof face she's got better divorce attitude because she just I have to say I disagree about the Adrian Maloof I actually wrote it down as Kristen Wiig meets Mariah Carey played by Adrian Maloof I think the reason I wrote that is because her first scene is kickboxing because everything on this show is from another housewives show everything they do so that that was also Adrian Maloof's first scene she's like I may be rich but I'm also tough yeah you know she's like beating up some trainer but Ampeca kind of looks like that but she's the one he's like oh my political oh my god I'm gonna get one drop of sex I'm like a shark one don't y'all just guard you yeah this was crazy I'm Maloof look like a lamb but I'm a snake it took me a really long time to digest you because I swallow your whole then I look fat need a nipper then I hope you wear it then oh you didn't know the man oh and I can't move I'm surprised that for one of these ladies they just didn't put a mic up to her while she's ordering something from Starbucks all the wenchy wenchy frappuccino two pumps of caramel oh my god boom boom boom boom boom oh bumpy sposh right your own name down on the captain we have a cappuccino for office size office space office space as me I'm Ampeca I'm bacon I'm locust snake I'll spit you and poop your whole thing what are you talking about okay and then dawn now dawn is like the super beautiful boring shit once she's like the famous actress meet you I'm always trying to say that I'll be Montgomery you know she's like a little Mariska Hargotayish meets Elizabeth what's her face guy from awesome powers she looks like a pretty blonde girl from movies who's always treated badly by the guy but you think she's really confident but inside she's really hurting is that girl she's like well I'm doing I'm gonna say well I think you know what I'm mind let it still change wait no that's not dawn dawn is the decorator right yeah yeah oh yeah that's how they're talking about she looks like Ronnie from Real Housewives of uh which one was that the Canadian Canada oh I haven't watched I haven't watched it so I've got hope for this dawn but dawn says everything deadpan and she is the one who's got a charity book and everything's a big deal I'm so busy but she says everything really dead town deadpan she goes I'm gonna say what I think know what I mean lipids don't change the spots unless the designer comes at with a new version of lipid spots which means they do change a lot change with a lipid change the spots if they tell you to chicken what's that yeah they turn and turn and turn and then it's like the opening her eyes take like 20 minutes because they're talking so much because then Lauren comes I don't even write down what Lauren said but she probably something like and I have money a lot I love diamonds love diamonds and coffee and chocolate but diamonds again never talked about diamonds yet all right well you know the thing I like about diamonds is that the shiny you get a lot of them and you can put them on together next this horny bracelet all around you get them in a mind and I'll just hit the diamonds of mine you're like what Lauren is my favorite one yeah she's got this bright red Ronald McDonald hair and a shock on her face oh she's all a small and she does yes there's funny way this like nasal guttural way of talking it's so weird i'm not a little too old then before the down's my armor dropped my step forward i walk brussel it's thanks i'm so not being just a queen and it's wheels and she's always laughing she's always laughing she's always food boys she looks like she's like on Phineas and Ferb okay now we get to Leanne Leanne is the one who looks like the yeah she's like she's like pretty and she she's one of those like young old people where sometimes I think oh she looks like a 20 something he's making herself look old where they're styling but then she has so much sun damage i'm like no she's a 37 year old who has a baby face i can't tell yeah she's just that she is old at heart yes she is old at heart she's not an old soul she's just old at heart and she has the most and her i hated her from her opening thing because in her opening thing she's like i'm married a footballer i live in i live in a family big house i say it works out well she's like the boring one in it so sad because everyone else gets a monologue in the opening and it cuts to the beautiful blonde one and she's like i'm married a fool i won't the end yeah that's all you get bitch exactly and then we get Magali who is kind of their pedaflour like sea origin Ursula yeah i think she's French she had i think she had a French accent she's hysterical uh her english is just beautiful and i love how she chops it up and makes everything like it sounds like she's mistaken but i'm like no i think she means it that way yeah because she says in her she's like i'm a galley you cross me you're better on cross me you're better don't across me don't miss is Magali she does that thing that i love that one french people do aka i actually think it's kind of annoying when when uh when she's mad she turns everything to like a staccato rhythm and she's like you know it's so much of the so much i don't need a pop pop pop pop pop she's like starting a car very staccato anger i love it yeah she's not bad at going across me i'm like what are you fucking the godfather get out of here disney bill yeah but a spit aerial back out that ocean yeah don't cross my god and then uh tanya who's kind of like the young bimbo she's like i got a dream man a dream boulder a dream career a dream car when i go to sleep a dream i just can't say that i was gonna say that when i go to cities i stay at the dream hotel which is a dream in and of itself uh my favorite olympic team was the dream team and it was mine okay so that's the opening and okay so opening uh dawn marriage violins oh yeah because dawn is the i guess like the main one who's well she's simply bringing them all together i'm not sure well here's the thing dawn is the one that gives the show some sort of pedigree i think because when we start with her she's in woefully whole and it's like there's it's a huge estate i mean they show it from overhead it's huge it's one of the biggest ones i think we've seen in any of the housewives the church eleven bedrooms the floor fifteen fourteen horses a person that we just like to punch um just like we got tippy me and josey the stuff but the thing is this though all the other women live in like a subdivision they're just like they have these basic you know basically just like a standard house is with like a little plot of land and the and it's basically they're vassals and and dawn is the one that lives in the giant is there dawn is the one who lives in down nabi and the rest of them are like the little farmers in town that mrs padmore goes to visit to like chat but it's like down maby covered in like really shiny joanne fabrics yeah it's just like and the most sort of turntish like really is there a lot of competition because you've literally got something silver you've got a silver batman sheet hanging over the dining room table telling rethink yeah this is like this is like oh so this who keeps all those shiny fabrics in business these are this one who keeps selling buying those things you know she's a bitch from hell she just seems like it she's so deadpan and she's like oh it's my husband over there actually they're ex footballer people say we're golden couple but i don't fancy him that way that's why i buy that's why i buy golden sheets for everything golden fabrics everywhere because we're the golden cup of that's the ex footballer just like the sport i've no longer got used to them so i just keep them in the corner covered by a batman tippy get over there put it put a sheet over him put a sheet over my husband tippy oh i'm giving her two comes from within oh shut up i know that's why it's called interior design come from inside you sit there and she's like oh nicola nicola's a great pia she might grow pia passage she's not rushing but so ticket for ticket what are you talking about i'm doing that's the way they talk it's just like i can't tell i keep thinking your mic is cutting out no that's what they sound it's a combination that they have crazy accents and their audio equipment's really bad some people are a step in char and some people are they laying back do you know what to mean no i don't interior design this champagne book is just small i don't know i do it and the other one's like well you know what you do you take it you just play it by bed so all they could be long drink for me that's what you do you write that oh nicola nicola it's so funny right there i love nicola you know you know she's going to be awful because she's one of those he says um obsessive compulsive ask any one of my staff because to a rich lady obsessive compulsive means bossy cut fitness it's like you're only obsessive compulsive when you have a staff working for you it's like you're not doing things right you know it's kind of obsessive compulsive that's being a bossy bitch okay yeah exactly well that's how she's excusing it she's like i'm not a bitch i'm just i'm just i'm oh shouldy oh did you say you're oh shitty no oh shitty oh sh i'm oh shitty i'm okay i'm okay darling lick lickler get three different size champagne buckets put them by bed so we'll see which one has the most orange isn't it i'm so busy i'm so stressed the crème de la crème is coming up because my baby had men chatter crème de la crème and then she tells me basically that this evil my galé had the nerve to call for a free ticket and she's like she wants a free ticket from me i'll tell you what this is what you say to someone like my galé no this what i say no she a chica car that's she she's like a chica cat she look she no you go to form you see a horse and say that horse my god he said no it's not my gal it's the cow that one over there that's my galé i got the horse i got a horse is over the bottom of my place now she's a chica my galé horse with shit on your stupid send you a bill after that my galé always wants a freebie meanwhile they cut to me galé and she's got like miss kleo accent like her french and her british together she's like you betta don't across me her first line her first line well at least that i wrote down i wrote my galé exclamation point she goes i'm very bubbly person i'm always like ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch fun when you cross me you betta don't cross me i'm a football wife okay and this is my football man and then they show him and he's like she's locked the four seasons in ten minutes it's like have that kick ball child cat ball screaming all or is that in everybody around my little dog yes i'm all about guru power and of course don't like me i get lulu the dog so mcgolly explains first side so so don says mcgolly wants a free ticket and they're like everyone shows wants a free check out so then mcgolly is like no it's simple it's almost simple oh god her accent's gonna be real hard french french cockney cheshire she's like she's like no so no i like simply one shit because he's a uh you know uh ticket and i only had tickets i would add tickets four tickets so then she called and said lord you know he has some more tickets and i said oh take what a complimentary complimentary tickets it's all you know i'm going to ask i'm gonna ask no i went to the point oh no so i was there i'm not going to go to go to your party without no point oh so good it's like a whoops record it's like yeah she bought four tickets but then don called and said do you want do you want to come to the crème de la crème ball and i thought ticket were free because she offered so i gave my ticket that i bought away and then she said not free and i said what is the problem asking it's not bad oh these people are crazy so now i'd buy another ticket oh jeez she's like furious and she's the one who looks like a football player the american kind yeah can tackle you and turn your brain too much yeah yeah so then we get it was hilarious i love listening to you do my golly please do it's like uh all these women i'm just trying to throw every accent together and do some vaguely british sounds because that they were kind it was like i could not get a handle their accent it was like on it was unlike any other british accents that ever heard it wasn't like it was just like a strange it's weird it's kind of shrek australia english span i don't know it serves a lot going on it's like the green juice of accents the krypti i really do like their uh i really do get a read on their personalities because even if you don't understand what the f anybody's saying you get such a good idea just from their tone and their speech pattern and this bitch is my favorite this lorin yeah i love love and i love the body a body with british sounds i'm the queen i like coffee i like chocolate i like my min i like them to burn my mouth and i like them to also be served on vash i like when she said i wrote this down i tried to do it in um i forgot the transliteration when she said i'm from cheshire sheet this is what i wrote it to try to get a handle on her actually goes i'm from cheshire i'm from cheshire she's like trying to do a marylim and roe but it's coming off like phyllis diller confused in Mexico like yeah she's like i like coffee i like chocolate i like me oh this whole british and my house is perfect perfect yeah she wrote perfect she didn't say perfect she didn't say perfect she's perfect perfect perfect it's perfect it's perfect all night and night my husband realized that there's so long so much my upper yeah damage i love diamonds and then she spends like all this all this pounds for the diamonds because i need the diamonds to make me happy it makes life easier and uh they went oh oh robin m sweat like a rabbit round woke from backyard she takes sweetie into the stores well anybody who's ever had a rabbit rabbit i've had like six by the way that was my child to obsession with my sister um they poop everywhere all the time yeah there's just these little pellet poops that pop out at all times of the day there's no stopping it there's no training um you know it's like oh no sweat let's go get some true rustwater i'm just dropping shit all over these nice stories oh it's sweat sweat and itch sweat and itch some some ear she's got big ears and these big earrings all right should just get some diamonds a bit pothax and i love that she spends all this money and then they cut to her in the backyard and it's so cramped and you can see three other houses around them they're like in row houses and they're spending all this money you can't wear backyard can you what's up on the bar and back when you're going some earring i once tried to make earrings out of mulch didn't work so well so i went to diamonds and said i love diamonds now what's sweetie does just go to burn my earbuds i love diamonds i would share all the things on god's green earth the diamonds are the most perfect have you ever had a blood diamond here's the thing about blood diamonds i think i'm making her sexist like texas and speech impediment you know i don't know here's what i don't know about diamonds blood diamonds is that people get hurt and stolen from but the thing is about blood diamonds is that i love diamonds this one killing the baby for perfect pothax she's talking about her husband and she's like i'll never listen to anything this is we've never got on we've always crashed no i need to read she's telling him i need to let her go with my trail i told you you know i want you to be happy she's like you just mind me happy so good and she's like it's a bit like slip and with the enemy i have to give him blow drums because that's a marriage works yeah you give a blow job and then sometimes a diamond will come at you when you make a thing to not go into a baseball game because my husband said there'd be a diamond there so excited i've already given him a frame the blow job and she actually says like you know like you have to work in your marriage and give blood jobs to get diamonds but i mean i don't have that much jewelry because there's only so many bj's you can give so good timing i know she's funny i did just say that in a regular accent to get it out because of the waz would be real dying i know just just repeating things we're basically like circling the drain of the accent but we're not getting any closer if we have to watch a few more episodes to get under a belt so then we then we go into lian now lian has a hot husband whoa well yeah that's like all that matters in this scene is that she has a hot husband that's pretty much a lian scene i've learned from one episode that is pretty much like lian is gonna be home alone while her husband's off f*ckin other people while he's playing football or whatever and she's just at home like come on kids let's get in the door yeah she's like these are my daughters winky pinky and flinky and the thing that we like and they're just cuts away winky just turned seven and today we're going to next scene i love my shopping in designer clothes in my hair my voice and my nails and those are my daughters and that's my mate how you doing mate it's like cut cut to a bitch she's like you nice and sad she's like i'm making you pancakes again like how you doing rose and rose just gives this like face like she just smelled poop it's like all right i'm talking to you rose rose like i'm just counting down the days till the day of buys me off of it makes me a daughter oh my golly my golly you'll be like i spent my money i'll take it on your mate rose your charity go your charity times the dawn i gave up on rose wait what does she say dawn the best was rose well what's funny is that dawn so i guess oh so i think lian and dawn then goes shop in a minivan okay if anybody's curious about the differences of this show and a regular housewives they arrive together in a minivan telling i mean really sesha oh but the but the minivan comes with 15 horses oh what was that oh 15 horse power oh i've been telling everyone i have 15 horses so um upper mini horse van so they go they're going shopping for these two for this stupid wall which uh oh come to the fountain chain and boister so they're going to get the awareness what is it met in joyous awareness this is all about meningitis they don't really know what it is yet but it's a good reason to throw a banger hey well we're all done like oh i love seeing a good man in a joyous meninginas you know we're anti-gay marriage you think your way will think else so they go to these dress designers who are kind of the uh Cheshire Bravo queens yeah they're like they're like they're like they're like in one of those uh sorry i just got you off they're gonna say that they're like they're like in one of those um like temporary like buildings that you can get to store wood in that you buy at Home Depot that's what a dress up is it's like a big plastic structure that you pick up in a pickup truck it's kind of cracked out nathan lane is the main guy he's like yeah pothons strongly get made some pothons i've got some patterns for you and some bubbles some feather bows you look beautiful and feather boa miss oh my god ask kissie sit down over there and dawn's like we're at the first row of dressing for meningitis ball is that the hostess near the way it's just black all right you weigh something that's not black you wear beige black it's disrespectful to the meningitis did positive all right had you avoid getting meningitis get me something floral oh yes you look at something floral miss it's like that accent is difficult enough to understand without being in the center of flames nathan lane all right sit back there and pass her some clothes well what i like is so lem brings dawn along because dawn she and dawn are both merida footballers and um and dawn goes we'll be friends in two the day we die which means of course they are getting to a huge fight over the course of the season and it will not be friends at the end so i'm looking forward to that by season by episode five they're done the kiss of death is when anyone proclaims how good a friendship is in the first episode i'll never say a bad word about her oh oh dawn dawn dawn when she when it comes to fashion she's lucky to have me around i'm like uh really because you're wearing like acid wash mom jeans up to your tits like you're sweater from the past yeah you're dressed like a day player on growing pans all right so then um then we so sorry dawn i'm trying to vape you're doing it better smoke it's awful darling and i've got a cold tube oh no anyway a poem he it's like men in charge is it no it's nothing like that uh i have to point out that they're drinking champagne in every scene because this show is like we're supposed to be fancy what do they drink shampas i mean everyone's every single scene they've got a glass of champagne and i'm like okay that's like a glass of trying too hard what are you trying to drink like coke like when dawn's like oh this better not be prosecco i'm like like you would know the difference you're probably drinking some heather dupero method chambon was collet i'd love a glass of collet i'd love a glass of misbehavior and you're hilarious dawn tanya okay now tanya is like kind of the young bimbo one who's out of the group i thought i was gonna hate her at first but i actually really like her well her first scene is like modeling fake fur and like perfect little orb boobs that she insists are not fake because she's gonna get a meal just some she's like i'm the first i am i'm the first oh my god jesus my this actions all truly all over the map she's like oh all right i was the first non-celebrity to build on cover of fhj like well glad at least you acknowledge that you are a non-celebrity because there are a lot of people who would use that as their reason why they are a celebrity i sold the biggest issue which was jailive and then they show her cover and right next to her face first of all this looks like it was 20 years ago no it was it said two thousand three hundred so it's 12 years ago when she was like posh spice and then next to her face it says women love giving head of course that's like your claim to fame well that's why she has a hot husband she too has a hot husband not as hot as lien's though i don't know how lien better lock that down well not she's already locked down as much as she can but she better enjoy it while she has it because there's no way that lien's hot husband's gonna stick with her doubt yes well i can tell you this much lien i think is the most beautiful by far uh naturally she doesn't look all fake and weird she's like a real pretty girl uh but there's a sadness to her i think she's already not happy i think the sadness is that she realizes that she can't help but dress like a 55 year old no matter where they turn into acid wash mom james it's like magic let me go laine brian so um just moved back to chashia up from sundaland with my mom will they accept me i look like katie kurok but some people don't like that they're afraid i might be smart but i'm not i look who welcomed it yeah i felt like she looked like skanky rachael ray mmm you know that's good yes bad man anybody anyone want some avo i brought my trash bow uh her mom is helping her and her mom is adorable she's like all giggly and acts like her daughter just won the lottery you know having getting this new house with this dude in this new place and she's like darlin oh oh we're supposed to be unpacking is that what she said yes i rewound it like who do you think is gonna unpack me mum bloody fairies oh i i was making your mom work that's i could not understand what the mom said this what the mom sound like to me oh is a nose doctor doing your boobs then oh i thought that was the nose man your baby's gonna smell funny wait i got i got a bonk i got a bonk nostril because i picked my nose too much to get a gruff nostril of skin onto my boobs and make them bigger oh yeah that's that's definitely harsh like i gotta get a nose job because i love to pick my nose yeah um range rovers horses push purple that's what jish is like i'll get out of here she's like look at me i'm bona cut with a credit cord oh cry is it i also get the feeling that there's only that there's only one street in the town because i feel you just keep watching watching all these women walking up and down it with bags like hey gonna go check the store today with big bags and look expensive while doing it all right we're gonna walk back the other way now i wonder if they got any chocolate around or any coffee or that bitch lawn take it all oh no don't forget to crack a window for mum like you do it darling you're doing great so then we meet i'm pain i wrote champagne because of course they're having fucking champagne in the scene okay leanne mom jeans and camel toe lunch with tanya tanya oh yeah because i guess she's friends kind of with the bimbo and she is assuring her that no one's going to be clicky she's like but all the girls clicky do they accept girls from sinterland and leanne's like well you know we're friends with girls but sometimes we aren't friends with other girls just ourselves so you're clicky then no wouldn't say that just we don't except that side us so you clicky then no she's like well ampika owns a business she'll be nice here she's nice to everyone ampika's hello real and then when you get to ampika he's like all right welcome to my novel yeah she's like what's that she's like i'll even hear about i was like what all about i like did you just say she lives in hale barter she live on the comet i don't understand what she said it's one of the most very just in geisha like what we're looking to work it they're looking gesture well even all under water i don't know what to eat in geisha hey about a bump is in west geisha we're supposed to choose this kind of woman is never going to find a happy relationship okay because she looks really angry she's still better from the last guy and then she says things like this while she's kickboxing okay she's like a woman she'll be wanting dog men she goes that's true my own this emergency you better answer my texting didn't i got no time to wait around for you it's probably why i'm single i play with dolls and then i'm done with ya i'll be scared like all my other faces that's what i'll have so many tours in the pool because i discarded them into the pool that pool is not actually well uh it's just melted down tours all had nicksubs it was all about fast girls blind five-store restaurant boob jobs and then when i got a divorce i became my own woman i made my own money and now i'm interested in yours again and now i sound romantic i know she just sounds awful and by the way when she said when i got divorced i decided i wanted to make my own money i'm like well did you actually make that money or just say you wanted to make your own money because i earned the settlement of 20 million dollars into a bigger settlement and now i'm mariah kerry now i'm earning money with the salon about with his i call my salon opium which makes no sense if you think about it but everyone here chashes too stupid to think about opium you know how you're getting addicted to getting your nails done no no nobody nobody i'll be so darling sit down you should really come to my new spot it's called it's called bath salts miss all the kids are doing it uh she goes she's like i'm not going to take her new grip from a man or spit mat like a snake and then she takes her son to the candy store she's like would you like anything else there boy you know soon it's like no mum no mum no more no more candy for me mum after you're just called that candy you have better discarding or like what spit it back at your butt after laying there for three days unable to meet your defense kid yes mommy knowledge of get to playing with your toys because it can be discard time soon and i think don uh did the decorations in this salon because it's all like silver sheets and odd black black shiny services with pops of purple it kind of reminds me of atlanta you know that first reality show before atlanta became a hotbed for reality it's like the first show in cheshire and you can tell because no one in town knows how to fake it yet like the gay guys in the store we're falling over themselves and this one the people giving them a pedicure are just staring at them in the eyes like wow they're like massaging their legs and they're like what your own toy they brought in and i can say you got old soap so then um i think then is the next scene at ampeca and laurin then go to the cryosana laurin get ready for ball with isylon and ampeca yo come out looking like sunda rela that's the one frozen in a box right no i do anything that makes it i i would do anything i love the idea of getting blash with liquid nitrogen because anything that makes me look more like a diamond makes me happy we've got to do this before the bowl no one wants to be fatter than the men in geodes kids i just think you better see god look god look good for men geysh so this is the cryo tank which you know i don't know if you guys have remembered from every other house housewife showed that's ever been on but they also did this frozen fat thing i think on everyone but my favorite was real housewives of itlana while kim ate like chick fillet while she got her fat frozen no hers was with a laser kim was with the laser we actually have a photo of that on our offensive page right now oh so good that's why my head well what was what i thought was crazy is that a woman just died three weeks ago in one of these cryo tanks because she did it alone and they say that she dropped her phone and she bent down to pick it up and when you bend down in them there's no oxygen and you pass out so when laura's like oh can i put my face in it i was like you're about to kill yourself which is so important to age apparently the only way in this town because i just wrote those faces don't do it oh my god don't do it save the faces it's wrong with these women because the women in the salon are like how's what crowd talk mones you got the crowd talk and it freezes ya from being sad the ladies who are explaining it to them looked horrifying they look like pics are like they're like they're like they were happy mail they look like they were out of a terry gilliam movie you know like this oh so this is where he came up with brazil okay he went to the cryo place and saw the lady working there i was like okay i'm like isn't the mom from who's the boss play you went got bathe cold oh yeah that's the dumb one laura and she's like no not laura and what's your name and pika well i'm pika and i know the dumb red head one she's like laura yeah oh god bathe cold this is the scariest thing i've ever done in my laura i can't believe the phrase it's so cold here in chasha i've never experienced this sort of cotton chasha oh i'm just in a cylinder filled with liquid nitrogen never mind where's this cryo tanks penis oh suck it and try and get a bracelet out of it does this mean that i'm in demolition man now just showing these women's head popping out and then we're gonna we're about to get this again on Beverly Hills by the way because we saw this in the preview of jolanda sticking her head out they're all like my face may look funny but i don't cut lambs yeah i don't care anything so more talk of mcgolly than every because like yeah i'm because like i was going to see mcgolly but i'm not so sure mcgollis is there any more so i don't know if there's gonna be mcgollit there so i'm gonna just have them in general i'm just almost safe at my own table next to other people prior to towards the scard and then the ball comes up and the crème de la crème and her the best meningitis in the world dead and dawn again it's like this is the most stressful thing i've ever done in my life you don't understand what it's like having the dreaded job of sitting over 600 people muck where these 600 people used to them behind a fucking curtain somewhere because i know there are going to be 600 people there and they bought their own tables so they can sit themselves i don't know where they were but it was like 20 people in this and she has her and her daughter so then they should her daughter Darby is in a girl band or like they just created a little girl band of like the local local chasagas and they're singing up they're seeing some you know their little slutty girl band outfits and yes i am shaming them and i don't care because they're in england what they could do about it uh so on my baby's manager he wants to see your kids succeed she's getting the opening number at the crème de la crème And then they show her and she's like But I'll do the other girls singing with her Mandy is won't get me down. We'll get us down unless you want to get us in your car And ladies of London is like perfect will buy it put it in the game Oh Nothing like using a fucking illness that your child had to not only have a ball that's all about yourself But then to give your daughter The opening number and her whole girl band. Oh, what the hell is this show? It's for the meningitis What how is that gonna help anything if anything give me the meningitis knowing just move those bitches off the stage? well So then McGolly the case band Well, then meanwhile McGolly who's been in her backyard the entire episode She's dope hitting soccer balls with her head. Yeah, she's like we're gonna know what if they're not, you know You know, I want to support charity, you know But if they ain't going to if they ain't going to be nice to me, they're gonna be rude They're not gonna suppose to the GOG thought you know, so I'm gonna stay home. I'd rather eat already bumbons And of course on you know, I don't understand this don't I Don't and they don't tell me Oh, these these these blah blah chop chop chop You don't behave like that you snap snap snap shake it off, which I cannot shake this off, you know I'm trying to support charity By asking for charity, how else you do it is like going to gas station and then you say can I have gas and the gas station? Yeah, let you I can go to the anything like that. She tell me to shake it off I can't do that every time I hear Taylor Swift. I'm like no you shake it off How am I supposed to shake it off is a complimentary shaking? I would shake it off, but I do not want to pay 199 for that download if you're Taylor Swift for for far Taylor Yeah, all this sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t how about this you shake it off? I shake it on and Magali Magali you shake it off you better not shake it on You know what you know what I'm supporting you. You don't shake me off Taylor Swift I'll tell you who Swift I am Swift when I get mad you don't want to get in my way. I swift so good Taylor Swift are sweeper So we'll see or won't she will well don't come like anyone cares. Well, no Well, I was amused because Don is like I don't Facecards stressful stress stress stress stress and then like her like Brenda Bleth and friend is like we'll Don't you think you could be the better person and avoid Magali? She's like well, I'm not gonna make the one look make the phone call like I'll do it not my thing I use my own phone. I'll be the bigger person if you're the bigger person on my phone Actually technically you're the bigger No, I think you're actually outside. You're the bigger person. I'm being quite literal So then Magali picks up at home with their husband. She's like halo. Welcome to the I'm sorry line So you're sorry after beep beep And then Don just years pulls it out of her hand and she's like, oh my god Here's the day if you want to come you can come you're welcome. All right, if don't just then be quiet All right, but if you want to come just come all right, and then my guys Apology we must talk about this like darling busy Yeah, and then my guys and then she's at one point. She's moving, but my galley my galley, but my gal But my galley and she just hangs up and the guys like well, I think she apologized I think her heart is I think it's a fresh start. I'm like, what? And then to my galley does an impersonation. She's like don't call me and she say Don't don't don't blah blah blah. Don't don't party party busy busy And I said don't you need to know something? And she said children. It's what she's mean, and I say she's she's she's she's she's she's she's sorry It's hard this word for Elton John to say Hug me closer tiny dancer And the husband's like oh So are we going to party? She's like, I don't know. I don't know forgive. I'm like your hair's already done, bitch Yeah, exactly. She's like in a full ball again. Like I don't know. I don't know He's like well because I got something from blockbuster video You better not unblock busta. Okay, so old lady prom I wrote. Yes There's like my lara everywhere This is like a Kingston yeta, but it is instead of 15. It's it like 50 team It's like you stopped counting darling is just put on a cheap dress that's shiny and has a bunch of flowers and That odd flesh material that's supposed to look like skin So laura so laura's on a mission. She wants to match someone for mpco She's like I'm pickers looking show. Oh, you know, I'm gonna follow her and my I'm good man for ampeaker Should we get to chocolate and coffee? Oh, oh, I'm a lot. Oh, I'm a lot. I'm a lot. I'm a lot of foreign choice You don't understand why they're so expensive and they can't control their fore and and smell and butch just keeps swallowing them any way for the earrings So then and everyone just sort of sitting there and then ampeakers like I wrote ampola. I don't know where that came from but ampeakers like Will a tour star Because laura will probably get me old yum handsome strapping man and laura meanwhile is picking out the oldest Yeah So good, I know and then so they're all sitting there and then there's like some speeches, you know And then they're like that um the ampeaker here yet and like always in peek it like I don't Bake it and just call my trolls before and peek it Put in peeker and then and peek it shows up and the music gets so serious. This is what the music is like the music is like It's like a whole like super super super star wars, isn't it? No, it's not, but that's what the music sounded like although I wrote Darth Vader has arrived It's what she said totally what it sounded like. It was like Oh, is that why she said dark? Oh, yeah, the young girl is like All right, no one knows who his son is yet Will the eggs with a doth Vader except me to she's like she was so compared to the doth Vader darkness Even her skin was dark. It's like oh no, it's a black lady. Oh really? Oh, I never seen one days before and one of them said before she walked in they were like Well, we were sitting around having a laugh having a good time And I was like that's why they have showed zero zero zero minutes of this scene because they're fine And it's like don't don't do it on time. Hello. You're better not to unfathom me look Made the force made the forces with me made the force be If you'll give it a free ticket because I'm not going to pay for ticket for the force It would be like the fit ticket I bought Look, I am Look I have your free tickets I wanted to give you a play dropping return for a long time Macauley you ain't gonna blow up a little planet. All you you're not gonna do that Macauley. Are you? Macauley go up a bit while Jayba the hunt Darwin Macauley stop strangling dawn from across the room with your force Macauley you've given Gary fish our drug addiction Macauley you're missing Natalie Putman. Oh, yeah, she broke your heart, right? Oh So what Macauley I wrote uh Charity case kid band band. Yeah, and even so touch I think really this girl cannot even so touch in time with the other girls. Come on now Yeah, I mean it made me pine for the day as a l-o-l from Game of crowns L-o-l who's laughing now These girls were like it was funny because They're basically there was no audio and and they're like getting in the metagitis the metagitis Don't say no to get in the top and then dawn is like There's no base the base is too loud. All I don't like any of this is terrible So about the ruining the for me at the men joyous party The problem with being a manager of your own child is that when they mess up You can't just go home and remind them that they stopped support for meningitis and their little sisters can adore me Unless of course they mess up in the in him that way you're already there Oh meningitis band that killed me. It's the base. It would have been better with the base like no it wouldn't have It would have been better if you turned off the mic and just had them like interpretive dance Like and make it so that they're not supposed to toe-touch together. Yeah Don't choreograph. All right, darling. Just walk around in a circle. All right. All right clap for meningitis Good job Oh, goodness. Well golly comes in and they're really bit just to her They're really mean and you can tell that mcgolly is a tough batch But yeah, she actually knows a lot of these women From before and she's like why is everybody asking me out and then everybody's being really mean to her Which is not cool. Like don't make me be on this bitches side because I totally am already Right, same and then they pull over boring as hell leanne. He's like, oh, I've got to say something to mcgolly Because dawn's my best friend and you'll never hear me saying nothing bad about it ever And so she's like mcgolly. What's the problem with the tickets? She's like, I bought ticket. I gave ticket to people because I thought I got the other ticket misunderstanding Oh, really? Why don't you tell me? Why don't you tell me your side then? Oh, it's my side to the story Oh, well, then why don't you write it down so I can read it and write a review if it's on name or so Oh, I don't have to yes. She do. I'm like, but awfully and jesus. Yeah, what do you like that? I know She was the entire time out. It was like she's like I didn't want to get involved. I'm like you realize you just pulled this woman aside And specifically asked her all this information like you are you actually put yourself in it you stupid You got your husband her friend from before all this because mcgolly is like Oh, it was weird seeing a different side of leanne because she has never treated me like this So I don't know, you know, what is upper mom gene, but you know, I'll tell you this much You don't crack on mcgolly, you know, because you better uncrack it I think i'm going to make a bumper sticker of this mcgolly when you got a war Be sure of what you know. You got to the war for Oh mcgolly Oh, leanne leanne had a bad pancake that morning. That's why Leanne she's like I watched my husband eat pancakes silently and leave He did even say bar now. What about your tickets? It's like oh my god. Take your sadness and put it at home Needed at this bar. Isn't it bad enough? We've got off-key bad toe tapping and meningitis children clear clear clear in the commoner be nice to mcgolly telling well That was fun. There's a fun fun Episode, uh, it's crazy I can't wait to see how our accents evolve because those are some hard-ass accents And I haven't heard it enough to be able to do anything reliable except to make weird noises And I actually watched this a couple days ago. So I didn't get like a fresh Uh, you know, whatever you call it. I watched yeah fresh my brain So the only one I really remember I kind of remember mcgolly And I really remember the redhead because she's hilarious I've been talking like that ever since I watched it. I like the questions Do you know what it's like in the question I like walking down the street Everything is a question. She's amazing. The whole thing is You can move I'm just I you know It's funny though. My my lasting impression of the show is that it was so garish to look at all the bad colors That I just it's like oh, it's like it's like I'm like I'm clenching my eyes but I'm looking forward to it. They'll be Excuse me. I had a little burp a little mcgolly burp Um, but uh, it's gonna be it'll be a good season good edition. Well right now it looks like they're just basically stealing Every storyline from every other housewives and cobbling it But I think that that's just the seeds And then they'll grow into their own bit flowers as it goes because even the next episode looks hilarious Like the one I think is the silly redheaded bimbo ho is really the snaughtiest one, you know, she's like Hey, I want to stay school Everyone's someone says that's in her full head right there. I think it's tanya who says she's like we got love it Yeah, uh, it's gonna be so could be on at the same time as melban because that's shooting right now Oh, whoa Craziness getting melbourne and this one in at the same time. Oh my god People are really going to have headaches by the end of this so many accents So many I just barely got a handle on The ladies of london ones without going into australia and and now this it's could be a disaster But anyway Everyone thanks for listening Um, you can follow us on facebook facebook.com forward slash watch what crappins we have all sorts of amazing stuff We're really looking forward to our um watch for crappins mailbag episode for thanksgiving um, and uh patreon.com forward slash watch for crappins and watch for crappins.com for all our social media And davit davit davit davit davit happy thanksgiving and i'm excited on that week I'm thankful for davit's fidelity Um, this turkey got stuffed Ah lucky turkey, huh? Wow davit i want to list of all the turkeys you've stuffed davit davit davit i can't believe you took your mistress to the boston market where they serve turkey Um, so anyway, uh, i'm gonna go watch this patty labell review Oh, we're gonna watch to play this on the on the show, but we're oh my god, please play it right now Okay. Okay. Okay. So this is a thing. It's already gone by by the time you By the time this episode is released um people probably already know about this so the backstory is That patty labell has um has the has these pies these sweet potato pies that are sold at walmart And this guy According to the the website, I guess this guy I don't know his name. Oh, his name is james right james right shanelle who uh Reviewed the sweet potato pie and he loved it so much that everyone has now been buying them And it's sold out everywhere. It's this year's hot commodity is the patty labell sweet potato pie. So here is his review Greetings. So I went to the store After i seen somebody post that patty labell pie I love patty labell. I look shout out to patty labell I went and bought the patty labell pie looks good. Sweet potato patty labell. This is the patty edition, honey This is the on my own Why did it end this way? Hi. Yeah, I bought you a pie You get this video. You said buy you a pie bitch. I bought you a pie No raffle anybody want to win a pie. So i'm about to slice this pie I love the internet because patty labell could cook. So i'm just thinking that Buying this pie it's hard to get in this motherfucker patty Paddy labell has a show on the cooking channel, right? Okay, so It's just trying to get in Oh, there we go. Come on patty. You better come out. Come on patty. He's still a bit patty up Remember to support black people, um black businesses Okay, so look who is so pretty look at that. Mmm looks good on my own Why did it end this way? He sounds great. Come on patty. So let's taste the patty. I'm gonna taste patty Oh patty so moist come on patty patty I'm gonna taste patty live Make a video for those. I said what it tastes like I ain't never tasted so here we go. Here he goes Heating he's oh he's liking it. Oh, he's going for a second bite. He's not even saying what this Tagger in the video Just heard into patty you turn it to patty after eating it Mm patty How is it that two people who laugh together And love together sometimes When you've been playing feels like heaven Hmm. I can see why it's selling out of her. He makes you want to eat it Oh, he's loving it Oh, he's dancing he's dancing now It's been true for like pyla bill after eating this Go to walmart and buy the pyla bill pie Oh, my friend Mm. Wow. That's it. And by the way, those pies Those pies are $3.48. That's crazy. Oh my god. No wonder he's so excited. That's the cheap pie Yeah And apparently it's being sold on eBay. Wait, I gotta look up how much they're being sold for on eBay Apparently they're being okay. I'm on eBay apparently they're being sold at ridiculous prices patty Oh, come on eBay. Come on eBay Frown upside down sweet potato pie by patty libel patty libel pie All right Like $25 It's not I thought it'd be like a hundred dollars 42 43 Still high on the ebay Yeah, $40 high on ebay Yeah, and considering that the pie costs $3. They're selling $40. It's a pretty that's pretty good It's with 2ds roller skates. Yeah 45 You well all night one will leave you'll enjoy your Thanksgiving My god, my neighbor's gonna be I'm crazy now. Um, all right everyone. Bye If you like watch what crappins you can listen ad-free right now by joining I'm Lindsey Graham host a wonder show american scandal We bring to life some of the biggest controversies in u.s. 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