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Again, you can try next issue for free right now when you go to nextissue.com/crapins. ♪ Watch what crappins ♪ ♪ Watch what crappins ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Watch what crappins ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappins ♪ - This episode of Watch what crappins is brought to you by our premium Patreon subscribers, Claudia Catalina and Kristi Darity, yay. - Hey everyone, welcome to Watch what crappins and podcasts about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch and talk about and laugh about and make fun about and not really cry about, but. - Make fun about how to marry to medicine. - Yeah, so I'm Ben Mandelker from besideblog.com and the banter blender. I actually recorded a new episode just this morning. - Oh, nice. - Yeah, I know. What a shocker. - What's up? - And it's about bagels and Russia Shana and gender inequality in Hollywood. Naturally. - Oh, okay, right on. That sounds good. - That other ghostly voice you hear, that's Ronnie Karam from trashtalktv.com. Hi, Ronnie. - Well, hello, Ben. - I didn't get to introduce you with my normal platitudes. The wonderful, hilarious, the always funny, super and lovely and kind, Ronnie Karam. - When it doesn't really come from a feeling place, it hurts, Ben, it's actually stabbing me. - Well, I guess it didn't come from a feeling place because I'm filled with so much sorrow and empathy because I keep on thinking about how high will a sycamore grow? - Oh my God, the colors of the wind I'll kill. - You'll never know. - Disney died. Okay, the last podcast we just recorded, our bonus episode, we talked about colors of the wind too much and that was the 90s. That was the end of the golden era, Ben. Let's let it die, eh? - Well, I mean, Vanessa Williams raises a very important question. Have you ever painted with the colors of the wind? - Have you? - David? - David? - And where? - David. - Where? - David. - Where were you painting? Where were you painting these colors, David? - David, did you, how many color me minds have you taken your mistress to, David? - Did you bring home the poster board that you colored on with the wind, David? (laughing) I wanna show the kids. - Kids, we're gonna have a meeting. - David, why did you cut down our sick of mortuary? Now we'll never know how tall it will grow. (laughing) David? - All right, if you're still listening-- - I want you to tell us. - David, I want you to tell me about all the things I never knew I never knew, specifically about your mistress. - Oh my God. - Anyway, Ben for warned, if you're still listening to this podcast, that's pretty much how it's gonna go. - Yeah, if you're a new listener and you're already wondering what Pocahontas has to do with Bravo, the answer is nothing, absolutely nothing. (laughing) - This is all goes to say that if you wanna hear more lunacy like this, you can come to our Facebook page, facebook.com/watchmarkrapins. You can see all sorts of fun stuff. There's all sorts of gossip and shady, shady comments from all our hilarious listeners. - Yeah, there is extra shade this week and it's been very hot. - Yeah, it has been hot. And it was raining and I turned around. It's sunny here in LA. Happy Rosh Hashanah to all our Jewish listeners, by the way. Also, you can support us on patreon.com/watchmarkrapins and if you support us there, you would gain access to our bonus episode, which we do once a week. We just recorded the previous one as Ronnie alluded to, where we not only talk about Pocahontas and the colors of the wind, but we also talk about Thomas Ravenel and Teresa Judiche and something else with Bravo. - I don't remember what we talked about. - Yeah, Jill's Aaron. - Jill's Aaron. - Yeah, naturally. - Yeah. - So. - We did miss Kim Richards trying to get Xanax and smoke shops. - Yes. - And also, Yolanda Foster coming back to tell off the taillat drug demons. - Yeah. - About her Lyme's disease, Yolanda returns to confront Taylor about her Lyme's disease. - What's that, right? - What is that? - What's you saying? I don't have it. - I mean, your husband's shushed me. That's what I'm saying. - Oh, really? So don't have Lyme's disease? You sound like David's family. That's not like me shushed. - You know what? - Enough! - You know what, these things that you are saying are very ugly, okay? You are being very Bella right now. Be more like Gigi. - Please, you know what I always say? Why wake up and be the other one if you don't have to? - You know? You know what you should do? You should be like the other one and get to work. You know, go down to the corner and sell Pocahontas towels, okay? Do what the other boy one does, you know? He plays the soccer and then he got a blow dryer now. He's famous. Like, do something. I don't know, get shot. You know, do it on my property. - Well, don't you have something better to do than talking about my Lyme's disease? Don't you have, don't you have little mermaid towels to settle down with Anwa? - Oh, that's a little mermaid towels. I will never forget that. So, even though Beverly Hills hasn't been on for a while and probably won't be on for a month or two, they are still just churning out the craze. - Churning, churning, churning. I'm excited, I'm excited. So also on our Patreon bonus episode, we all talked about Nini Leaks throwing a tantrum at Fashion Week. So, go there and support us, it's really cool. And of course, by the way, you know, you can subscribe to our podcast on iTunes, right? - Right. - You know, do it. - And thank you to everybody who leaves iTunes reviews. - Yeah. - And supports in every way. - Yeah, someone told us that we should go a little deeper. Which is hilarious. - I think we should, because we should, but I don't know if we can. Does, is there any more depth to these shows? - We'll, or in us, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try. - We'll try, we'll try to paint with the colors the way as best we can. - But you can't, you know, you can't choose your depth level unfortunately in life. But we will try to be deeper. Like a big brother contestant, we will try to sound smarter than we actually are. - Exactly, we'll be like, quad, we'll be like, well, we are very, we are having many very thoughtful moments at this present time. - I'm a correg multi-pack of thinking thoughts, honey. Help me in a thing, pop me down, make some hot water blow through me fast, and boom, I'm a tasty cup of hotness, huh? - A lot of intellectual moments have very much transpired. So we will get to, we will try to very much transpire our intellectual moments. - So one thing. - And by the way, by the way, I believe this podcast opened with questions about painting with the colors of the wind. And if that's not deep, I don't know what is, okay? - And it can only go up from there. - Or down. So I was looking for something in that episode, and it was this story that Jutz posted. So thank you Jutz, Jutz. - Happy Rosh Hashanah, Jutz. - My friend on Facebook is like. - I'd like to say, thank you to Shoshana. Happy Rosh Hashana, Shoshana. Thank you for having me as part of it. - Oh, that was cute. Okay. Vicki Gumbelson admits to mix up with Brooks's cancer story. This is on Star Pulse. It's a mix up. It was just a mix up, okay, okay. We thought it was cancer. Turns out it was just a common cold. - Shut up, shut up. - I'm getting it queued up. I'm sorry. It's not ready. Oh, here we go. - Vicki Gumbelson. - Yeah, this is the one there. Sorry. I was late. - It's okay. It's a warm up story. - It's a warm up story. Vicki Gumbelson has been standing by Brooks Ayers through this entire season, as he has been trying various treatments, staying away from white bread, shady, and fighting accusations that he doesn't have cancer. Ever since the psychic claimed that Brooks's cancer diagnosis was wishy-washy, there have been rumors that he doesn't have cancer. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, I love the internet, and I love being a part of it, 'cause listen to this next part. According to a new tweet. - I love that that's your story. - According to a tweet. - I read a tweet that Vicki wrote. And what's even worse that our story is this story about the tweet. - Yeah, I know. Okay, anyway. Vicki is now revealing the story behind Brooks's missed cancer appointments. Ayers had missed some appointments, but it isn't because he doesn't have cancer. Vicki says that Bravo had something to do with it. Bravo gave Brooks cancer. You heard it here first. - So, you have cancer. You have an appointment with a top oncologist. Bravo gets in the way you missed your appointment, and you're like, oh well, I guess I'll just have to stick with my cancer then. - Yeah. Okay, I get that. - And Vicki obviously knows that she's kind of in a cop place, which we'll talk about later, but her tweet was, I don't think you attack or judge someone's healthcare choices, it's their decision. Yeah, it's not about, you know, the freedom of medical, it's not like HIPAA, you know, it's not like the freedom of medical information act, Vicki, you know? It's their decision. No one's saying he shouldn't make the decision. It's like, why did he ignore it? And then she tweeted, you get as much support and info as you can. Brooks never wanted info for Shannon doctor, very strange. But that's what strange. Like, why wouldn't he want the number of that doctor? - Yeah. - Nothing makes sense, it's great. - It's not even fishy, it's like obvious that Vicki kind of knows that she's with a shady dude, and she chose to be with a shady dude, 'cause she doesn't want to be alone in the house fluffin' a pillow. You know, what's the point of being able to buy other pillows that you want? If you're just fluffin' 'em, you're fluffin' 'em by yourself at the end of the day, you know? - Yeah, don't you know? You know, maybe Vicki and Brooks should be reading some medical journals, or they don't want to read some medical journals. You know what they could also read? Next issue. Oh my god, Bean. Yes, it's time for our next issue at everyone. - Let's talk about it. - Yeah, so you guys, as we all know, your time, and Vicki's time, 'cause she works, is precious, and you want to feed your mind with the best of what's out there. But who has the time to sift through all the nonsense on the internet, right? Oh, I'll tell you, tell me more about it, Bean. - Okay, well for those of us who want premium content, like ma'am, oh god ma'am, and don't have time to waste finding it, there's next issue. Next issue is the mobile app that lets you tap directly into the world's most popular magazines anytime, anywhere, using your phone or tablet. - Next issue lets you dive deeper into the story with interactive content for a richer reading experience. 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You put it down, you'll never know. - So, real housewives of Orange County, shall we? - Let's do it. So, it opens up with Megan and Heather arriving at a restaurant, and I love this. I know, boy, I know you love when the waiters come by, but I love that. - Oh, yes, you know, I was cheering. - The waiter comes by and they're like, "Oh, hi, how are you?" And he's like, "Oh, good miss." Better than I, it's been nice. And he walks away and Heather turns to Megan and is like, "Oh, I've known Alfredo for years." Meanwhile, cuts Alfredo being like, "My name is Ernest." - Oh. - He's like, "My name is Ernest, I tell you every time." Oh, Alfredo, it's so funny. - I know Alfredo, he's worked at so many restaurants. Every restaurant she goes to, she's like, "Oh, hi Alfredo." - Hi. - It's like New Seal Bluth going to the Latinos and film awards and going, "I see you have restaurants and no one wants to take-- I see you waiters and no one wants to take my order." That's what she was like, "Oh, there's Alfredo." It's amazing how many restaurants Alfredo works at. And the car wash too, gosh, he really gets around. (laughing) Alfredo must drive a really nice car because he was gardening outside of our rental the other day. He was gardening, I saw him out there. (laughing) - Crazy. (laughing) - You know Alfredo, I mean, it's, you know, he really just gets around to, I went to Home Depot and he was standing out there with all of his brothers. - It's like, "Sure." Okay, pick a few and get in the car. (laughing) That guy is crazy. (laughing) But this lunch was funny and obviously they've shot this a couple weeks later, some time has passed 'cause everyone has new hair and Megan has kind of a new face. - Yeah, and everyone's like getting along too. - Yeah, like her face is different. Her forehead's higher and her eyebrows aren't moving. - She's looking more and more like a very lovely trans boy. Right? - Kind of, yeah. - Like she's starting to look like a handsome gay male in his like 21 has decided to become a lady. That's what she said. - Oh my God, I would be so for that twist. It would be, it would make sense, it would. So, Megan has some news. What is that? - Hi guys, I haven't seen you for two weeks. But yeah, so like I was thinking like, what are my hobbies? And then I was like, truth, knowledge. - She's like, well actually, first she says that she and Jimmy went away for the weekend. And she's like, it was really great, you know, we were away, we had no kids. And you know, and then sure Vicki was like, Well, you don't have any kids anyway, but anyway, we're just watching but anyway, so apparently the news is that Haley had a 200 person party and trash the house like who does that I Punished her by making her call the maid like what should I have to call the maid because like like that's not what it has Just for like I mean one time I told Haley and then it cuts back. It's like do do do do do do do do It's like Haley what her house is for and then Haley's like to live in she's like yeah Houses are for parties, right? Am I right? Remember when I told her that? She's like listen, Haley if you want to trash someone's house everyone knows You're not supposed to throw a party where you're supposed to do is go through the entire house and throw it everything and replace it with Tuscan furniture God Haley God if you really wanted to rebel you would have a storage unit with all of your mother's shipment You would be putting your name tag on the back of dressers that you wanted to keep okay Well, it's a good thing that this did not happen in the Bajor household because Haley would be writing a lot of letters David yes dear I remember when I do a party when I was young that was the greatest time in my life, and then I met you dear dear I Used to love to party and have fun and live dear Dear I'm sorry you're after it with everything dear David David David I used to be a rockin part of your back in the day David David David So Shannon has a new hair as well She looks all shiny and glowy when she comes and she's late. She's like sorry. I was late I was in the car with the kids so yeah, and by the way I forgot to mention Heather's response to this party situation She's like well if my kids do a party without my permission They'd be they better be prepared to lose their car Their phone their clothes car number two second wing in the house their airplane the helicopter private beach Collette will only have use of half of the million dollar cabinets We are going to rename Collette's method champion was from Collette to Nicola She's just like when my kids must behave we name an alcohol after them that'll teach them They're only to get two islands in the archipelago instead of three Why have a brat when you can have a brad am I right Alfredo? He's like actually I'm just here to drop off this FedEx Alfredo knows how to party am I right always through those guns in the air right Alfredo. He's like That is so offensive We all do it Alfredo. We all shoot guns in the air whenever me and Terry have a fight. We have an Alfredo standoff We both walk away from each other turn around at one time and whoever's the most scared first wins Alfredo is always the on going on spring break. Am I right? I'm afraid of okafoko right? That's what your family's from right? Don't make Alfredo mad he'll decapitate you in the street and then try and sell drugs to your children am I right Alfredo? I saw it on the news There's a whole new TV show on Netflix about Alfredo. It's called narcos. It's great I hated knitting this but I wish that I was on TV as much as Alfredo. I know it's for the wrong reasons No Alfredo sing us one of those songs with the guitar and the hats, okay? So what is happening at this? Okay, where are we okay Shannon comes in well? I guess something else happens well. It's weird. It cuts it cuts to Tamara Tamara sending her mom out on a date Because her mom's like oh my god batch. It's crazy that my batch mom is like in my house batch She's like my mom is such a better batch. She's like my mom is such a hitch like yeah, well no wonder Apple doesn't fall apart from the tree and that's a tree you don't want to touch They splatter very nearby and then go brown and get off like yeah Yeah, yeah, and Tamara's like isn't it crazy watching a senior date? I'm like yeah Tamara really crazy cut to Tamara Like floating in a hot tub The lens like we we know we know we've been there before so much white trash going on and dear woman Okay, and like I near woman and then they should they cut away to one of Ryan's Daughters and I'm not making fun of this the step daughter because she's like nine and she just was sucked into the situation But I'm gonna make fun of her mom for naming her Brooklyn spelled B-R-O-K-E-L-Y-N-N one word I mean, I can't I can't I'm sorry I can't you know who's really upset with all of this baby trend names and terrible names for your children Those people who make those keychains with names on them. Oh, yeah, they're like no one's buying a David anymore David David David David David who have you been buying named novelty name chains for David? I've got a keychain with your name on it David. I look at it David I stare at it after I stare at the clouds after I'm having an emotionally unstable David I'm taking my rage out of the clouds and then I stare at your keychain David David. It's spelled D-A-B-E-E-D-I David David David I attached your David keychain to my car key and then when I turn on the car I can't help but wonder do you turn on your mistress the same way I turn on the car with your name on it David David I wonder if David's turning something on right now David David I want to have a I would like you to list off all the cars You have turned on with your Shannon keychain and if it's zero then where I know where we stand Lowering the chandelier So before Shannon even gets to crazy as David she shows up and I don't know what happened But I guess time heals everything. Yeah, oh we could sing another musical, but I won't and She's really happy. She's like oh These are like her two arch rivals from the past two years and she's having a lovely little dinner with them Yeah, Heather's like I want you to know I was sitting in that chair and then I got up and moved so you could sit in it Great. Love your dinner for Amiston here. I love Shannon. I love how to read the menu. She gets out her her her librarian glasses. She's like Does this have sugar in it? Is this fatty? And Alfredo comes over and she's like oh hello Louise. Oh, I've known Louise I've known Louise for years and years. I'm sorry. That's Alfredo He works at the car wash I Just saw them on the news to capitating I think we may have it. I don't know. I think this is may have an experience of mistake and identity because it's clearly Alfredo I love how Shannon orders her drink to you. She's like I would like a Greco's I would like a Greco's on the rocks with just a plate of life I don't even care just give me an entire plate of limes and Just squeeze an entire lime in there. I don't even care. And I thought you know You just ordered you literally just ordered a plate of limes and he's gonna bring you a plate of limes and you're gonna go Oh a plate. I guess I'll have to I guess I'll have to squeeze is in myself She's like you know, I know I know you know how to squeeze the lines because you know I see you every time I go to Rosa, Mexico and I'm making that wonderful guacamole Louise I can do without salt on the table, but I must have some pain and misery or I just can't eat My favorite condiment by the way Louise the oranges I bought from you on the side of the road were just wonderful Do you add sugar to those juices tell me the truth Louise don't lie to me Louise Louise the aren't just tasted a little fatty Louise Me lo megan's like is his name Louise or Alfredo I'm gonna get to the bottom of it because I love justice and knowledge I'm gonna Google translate that and then I'm gonna do a Craigslist search And it's like oh, yeah, I've been on vacation loving loving life loving everything loving you loving you guys Yeah, I mean me and Shannon and friends now. Yeah Guys this just in I just turn on the TV and Louise actually hosts an entire news program on Univision You guys next time Louise comes to the table. I'm gonna buy flowers for Shannon Because we're friends out turns out I'd like her See let's me talk about cancer all I want in the custody. I'm just like I don't believe Brooks has cancer and she's like Looking all afraid like someone can hear her which of course we all can yeah, but she's like looking terrified Like she's gonna get beat up and Megan's like what do you think about cancer? What do you think about books and cancer? What do you think make it your opinion like Rob not saying a thing? We're friends now. We've had a common hobby Justice I love justice and knowledge - for instance, I loved finding out that David had a mistress David now, which of these is more fatty the steak or the halibut I was like, please tell me that you did not just ask that and then cut to Megan going I'll just have the set of Brussels sprouts So the first piece of news we had was that Shannon is going to have a year of the ram slash Aries party Aries party Because why not why not have a party? Well, I'm an Aries because of when I was born and I know a lot of people and we're Aries and Aries like air and Open spaces. So here we are. I'm gonna do it And I wanted her mind David about all the times that he rammed his mistress our times You could have been celebrating the year of the ram with me But then Megan but Megan says she's like well, I've been investigating brooks and I decided to call up his doctor and Turns out the doctor doesn't even treat cancer patients Cuz she called up she pretended to she pretended that she had cancer. Oh my god. She's like, I'm happy How are you? Well, I've been having fun like Okay, well, I like called the doctor Well, like I found out the doctor and then they called him and then like I was like, hi Like I have a friend like who has cancer They recommended me to you cuz like you guys have camp like you guys are cancer people, right? And then they were like what and then I was all like lymphoma, you know Like I heard my friend was like and then they were like you need an oncologist you guys She's like that's so cancer She's based by the Megan is somewhere between Kristen and Reza at this point Somewhere between those voices and personality wise. Yeah, like between delusional and then stockarish like Kristen Well as she someone in from Instagram that I made on the blog commenter that had text with Tom Yeah Well, cuz the thing is that Kristen to clear her name went to the ends of the earth to dig up all this dirt I just made her look worse. And that's what Megan is doing the difference though is that I Actually, I'm curious about what Megan finds in her awful way Yeah, and I like you know, you have to give her credit even though it's terrible like I'm not gonna see Terrible, but we're kind of rooting for her because Brooks is such a slime bag and I like when people are like no I'm not gonna You know just roll over because you tell me I'm insensitive fuck that your boyfriend's lying about cancer period. Yeah, but then again Megan is so ridiculous the way she justifies everything she says she's like people that I love have cancer And if you're gonna fake it, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it I'm like you're just gonna get the bottom of it because you feel like he's lying There's nothing to do the fact that you have people that you know have cancer like we always look at the bottom of it Look last week. I thought I might have cancer. Okay, I had almost cancer last week And I you know what I did I went to the doctor because that's what normal people do okay. It's called justice I went to doctor justice. Okay, and the skills were like uneven, but that's what they do. They weigh you when you're gonna complain It's justice. Okay. I'm not even sure if justice is blind Like I want to go to a doctor and find out who told her she was blind because I think she can see through the blindfold Okay, even blind people have to get on the scale. Okay, it's justice Yeah, Megan is going off now because she knows this is fishy and so she's done a Google search and Of course the Google search turned up what we've all read on the internet and talked about on this show for years, which is he's had other Really shady relationships where he's claimed to have cancer and people have said on the internet that he hasn't But of course, you know, of course none of it's proven But then again, what are you gonna do like go to the guy's house with a you know p-test? I mean you do even test you don't test cancer with a p-test. I'm not that stupid, but whatever test You know it is I mean it is all shady because as was brought up during this meal that Brooks that Vicky asked Shannon according to Shannon to help her out and Shannon put Brooks in touch with this cancer doctor that we mentioned earlier this episode, and she's on tour She's on tour right now. She's on a college tour And I'll call her right now. Oh might be on a plane because she's always on tour And you know what she talks about lame foam. Ah, that's that's all I'm saying I mean, I don't want to bring down a friend but then follow my lame foam at tour. Okay. Yeah, so Brooks Brooks apparently got a flat tire and that's why he couldn't be Shannon two flat tires Which is why you couldn't see Shannon's art which is on his way to the doctor. Yeah, I don't know I had to say that is shady as hell real shady. I don't care what Bravo had to do with it or whatever if you have cancer and Someone has set up this like a meeting with a top oncologist and they get a flat tire and you don't reschedule Well, you know big what I like to say is that sometimes you get cancer, and you have an opportunity You have an opportunity to get that cancer fixed take it to a shop and get it fixed But then on your way to the shop you get two flat tires, and what do you do? Do you write a customer service complaint to heaven? No, you accept it and you got cancer you accept it You got a supermarket you buy some Oreo thins and you go home and enjoy the rest of your afternoon. Oh Brooks cancer loves Oreo's What are you doing? But they're thin Oreos. There's less cancer Stop feeding the cancer. Okay, take me to dinner. Why aren't you taking me? Anyway, so Brooks. Yeah shade shade shade, but of course we've got 10 more brook scenes to talk about today So exactly so then we go to Tamara taking your mom Tamara and Ryan taking her mom at a day Why they needed to be with her is beyond me, but basically the skipper from Gilligan's Island comes around Gets Tamara's mom off. They they go off to uh, he doesn't get her off. He's whoops takes her away And they have a you know perfectly lovely little date and while they're on their date Tamara and Ryan are talking about the finances and blah blah blah blah Long story short Tamara thinks that Ryan should go to church now. Oh, oh that is a long story short Okay, here Tamara Tamara Tamara Tamara Same season. She's talking about how Christian she is. She's throwing every family member Same episode where she later says why don't you give a straight story for once in your fucking life? Yep She just rips everybody in this episode. Okay in this one dinner. She's like That guy's oh Disgusting batch when she's like Ryan's been talking about finances with Like we were talking about the money that I gave him. He's like yeah the money to like help me start over Yeah, the money that the money that you wanted to spend so that I would relocate so I could be closer to you with the baby Yeah, like the money that you borrowed like he would like it if it was alone. He's like so what it's not my dad Interesting point because he's like I'm not borrowing money from Eddie I'm borrowing money from you bitch and I didn't ask to borrow it you Kind of made me take it so I would move back to this expensive ass place. That's not fair and now I agree. I agree. He moved under false pretenses. I also Think though that he should Respect that the money. I mean Tamara's Tamara handled us all wrong, but he's respect Right. He should also respect the fact that the loan is not coming just from Tamara It's coming you're married from both of them And so when he says well, he's not my dad Well, guess what if someone's loaning you money you you pay them back even if they're not your father Because most people are not gonna be your father. We're loaning you money money that being said what Tamara should do is pay the money out of her own personal whatever if she does even have I know her own personal whatever and And that's it. Well, I think that that's probably what his argument would be that You know, she's the one who's made the money like she's the famous one she brings in all the money and He's on the show - and he's been used in that way, too And if she wants to give him money and he takes it He's like, why is it Eddie's business now of course because it's Eddie's money - he's married That's why but yeah, like she's just confused the whole thing and now she's turning it into you borrowed money from us Where was it always that he borrowed money or did she give him money to relocate because didn't she say she was gonna Give him money to relocate No, I think it was to to get like a down payment on their house. Yeah, so And then basically it turns into well, you should be going to church Yeah, it's like don't you need therapy? He's like mom I'm really stressed living with all these women like I'm going crazy and first it was just this hot girl And now now it's a hot girl with three kids and then it's a hot girl who's pregnant and there's a hot girl who's pregnant with kids He's about to have a Vicky in his head's gonna explode. Yeah, you know, well like move into a three thousand dollar I'm at the apartment batch. I want to see my grand cat. This is what's wrong with America This is what's wrong living beyond your means, although not like I don't do that but You know media girl on Instagram Get an all up and getting her knocked up with her three kids and then moving into a house you can't afford and All that. Yeah, yeah, all that good stuff And all that and having a bad bad tattoo Yeah, and just like getting older in every scene. I know a flashback of him from 10 years ago I mean, he has aged 20 years. Yeah, son's of anarchy. Yeah poor guy white trash Yeah I mean it's Tamara's family. What are you gonna do? You can't just reclassify a species because you want to be more sensitive. I know I know so anyway, then We get to Megan and Jimmy getting ready for the big party. So this is a good We're 20 minutes into the episode and it's time for Shannon's party whenever parties start 20 minutes in It's always a great sign. Yeah, good point. So Megan truth seeker Megan has more news. She goes Jimmy well, I Want to tell you something I'm not gonna tell you all of it But I'm gonna tell you some of it. You don't want me to get pissed. You don't want me to shut the fuck up or what? Well Basically, I did some digging. Oh, yeah, there's a shock Okay digging like a bitch with a bone Jesus Christ. Yeah, and so I literally got out a little shovel I was digging in the yard and I found Haley's bracelet. No she's like I did some digging and so I Turns out that one of Brooks's exes lives in a small time Mississippi and my friends lives in that town also and then She got me the number and so I attempted communication and I Love how she suddenly formalizes her her sentence like Communication like she's giving a deposition. I wrote sticks together and then like I tried to smoke Smoke-formate words, but like it didn't work So I looked on Google how to do it because knowledge and then finally like I called her But I just got her voicemail. It's a different dumb bitch. Yeah, I sent her I tried to send her a pigeon, but I just kept falling off out of my hands turns out. It was just a ball of socks I was like Haley, where'd you put the pigeon? She's like I ate it and I burned it at the bonfire right out 200 person party And I was like hell we stuck more good. It's knowledge I got another pigeon, but then the letter I wrote to Haley It was like so big that when I sent the pigeon out it like fell in the water and drowned Yeah, and then I tried to send the pigeon to Mississippi But it went to like have a soon sad because we got confused and then Haley was there having a party and the pigeon came back Was like Haley's having a party and I was like, oh knowledge The more you know, the more you like start flying through a sky with rainbows, right? And for the record stars don't have rainbow trails cuz knowledge I learned that from Wikipedia also stickers that I remember on my lunch back soon as a little girl Because I love knowledge Can I have a side of Brussels press and then maybe like a basket of knowledge? Thanks Can you please be easy on the butter with a knowledge? Thanks. Thanks one I love one one is my favorite waiter at Newport Beach. He always valets my car for me too. It's so kind of him best dry cleaner Megan at this point is acting insane now. She's been crazy cuz one part you forgot Well, we already talked about it before but one part is where she's like so, you know, like how I love knowledge So I was on the internet reading blogs, and you know, I like blog to have comments So I was reading the comments and there was this girl who said she was in a formal relationship With Brooks, I was like really bitch So you went to a comment section and then searched for the person and rude like their disgust account That's crazy. I know all she had to say was I Track down his ex and called her, but I think she what I think I think she thought that by describing the process Like she was in true detective or something Somehow legitimizes it like oh well. I just happen to this and I just happen to this and all I have a friend That's why I just happened to do this and I called it. It's like let's say a side like close up of blog looking a Hair falling into the keyboard craft. Yeah, I mean Megan we're oddly enough We're sort of on your side, but Mark Allen burger Hey mark What are you looking for cuz knowledge you your real name's Margaret knowledge I could go to your real name's Margaret. I love knowledge My part is my nose cuz it reminds me of knowledge cuz knows I know my note the nose knows I Should have the right to marry knowledge Yeah, so meanwhile so meanwhile so Jimmy is already like, oh, he's like, why are you doing this? She's like ooh So and then Shannon meanwhile Shannon's getting her makeup done. She's all nervous. She's like, well, you know It's my good friend and I want to support my friend But I keep hearing things and I don't know and now I'm in the middle of all this like no you're not You've actually just you're only in the middle of it if you choose to be in the middle of it You could just be like whatever. I don't care. I believe my friend done What you should be saying is Vicki's going through rough times, and I don't want to talk about it And I don't want to be in the bed. Oh god damn it. I'm not in the middle of it I'm not in the middle of it yet, but I will be in the middle of it It's like Jesus calm down over there. She inserts herself into it every time. She's like, oh, hi Vic I'm sorry. I just can't smile. I can't pretend everything's okay because everybody's saying that you're working They actually did a victim they act like they're the victim of circumstance like the fates have aligned and now They're caught in the middle. No, you guys have just basically Dug yourself into this Megan continue to do the research Shannon continued to entertain it and now By them talking to other people it becomes a thing and then there's other people talk about it and and then they're in the middle That's why they're in the middle. I don't want to talk about this So bring a makeup artist in and a hair person that doesn't have any lines and I can just talk about it clearly What? Keep talking about how you don't want to talk about it And there was like a new brunette lady in there a friend who just that just sort of stares Yeah, and Shannon's like just do my hair like you did the last time everybody loved it. David was calling me Jennifer Manistin all day Jennifer Aniston nope Jennifer Manistin. He said it very clearly. I wrote it down. I wrote it down here It's up like me all the same year. I thought it was funny here Meanwhile their friends probably like I've been sleeping with your husband. Oh my god. I didn't want to tell you that He did it again Actually, my favorite thing is at one point. I believe that like David walked in and Shannon's like is everything okay, and he's like yes dear. Why he's so scared. He's like yes, yes Are you holding my cell phone dear? I can't find it. Do you have it here? Why are you asking? press my phone Meanwhile Shannon's in a great mood actually. She's walking around checking out her party. There's a dragon in the pool She's like the dragon screaming. Let's have fun. I'm like I think the dragon is just screaming Dragons like get me out of here get me out of this pool Oh, I love dragons. Aries loves dragons. Aries are full of alpha snail Snail pupil go. I'm like this is the worst episode of Game of Thrones. I ever saw It's like David that dragon tried to kill me That's I remember that I'm its mother of dragons. I'm telling you yes dear. I'll remind you dear And her her new friend the brunette lady is like wow look Shannon. There's a dragon in the pool. She's like, yes. Yes, I know I put it there. It's uh, we ordered it Everyone who walks in goes. Oh my god. There's a dragon in the pool. She's like, yes. Yes. I've been told there's a dragon in the pool Well, it was either that or an elephant in the room and we decided to go with dragons On the off and of course there's the mistress megan wouldn't just sit there in the pool Stiffley so we got a dragon Meanwhile, I love them. Uh megan. I'm the uh Shannon serving aries teenies. I mean the whole idea of bastardizing the martini with Some other word has gotten so out of hand usually you know usually it sort of sounds Like an appropriate pun on or a portmanteau with a martini but aries teeny It doesn't even flow. Here's an aries teeny It's like it doesn't it's like that's just like the worst slash teeny word i've ever heard Well, sannins had so much vodka that it's just an emotion now. It's like as you know, it's like just a description Well, i'm an aries. So i'll have an aries teeny. Oh, i'm feeling disappointed. I'll have a disappointed teeny Here's my here's one of david's drinks. It's called an infidelity with my best friend teeny Here um, I'd like to order a watching a chandelier move up in town very slowly and listening to the sound and Trying to control the bluetooth while wondering where my husband is teeny place. Thanks. I'll have another overly fatty and sugary sauce From the gashupup teeny, please. Thank you very much Just bring me something wider either though is the french are the french fries lighter or is the lettuce without me dressing? Okay, i'll have the french fries. That sounds great lighter teeny Thank you It's the the description is actually two pages long and it's just the title Teeny So anyway, uh, probably the highlight of the entire episode is that megan and jimmy walk in and megan starts to wave and jimmy goes You're waving at no one And then she just shrugs what it's like He is such an asshole For taking her down and she is such an idiot for waving at no one The more we see them together. I really honestly I know this is gonna have some disagreement from all lanes But i'm kind of seeing his point. He's like just shut up. What are you doing stalking people on? Oh for christ. Oh, yeah Shut up woman. I said shut up to shut up. Remember we agreed that if I say shut up shut up and she's like, okay So when he says like shut up and she's like what and he's like because I said so when he does shit like that They probably have that discussion a million times. Oh, yeah Please if you're going overboard, i'll tell you to shut up But that being said You know, you married a trophy wife. So that's what's gonna happen You know, except that don't be like an asshole, but then I also understand his exploration They are they're they are totally the assholes from SNL It's crescent waiting adjacent to dakus be doing the assholes. Yeah, hey babe. Are you okay? They're a nice awful couple. They really are a nice awful couple Um glad to know them So let me see if I tell you something. Can you stay out of it? Uh, oh, no, no, that's Megan. Sorry Uh, so david i'm apprehensive. He's like, why dear? Okay, dragon pool drinks. I have one of Jim telling the guys a joke Uh, he's like Jim is like with the guys he's saying like So the other day I texted terry because you know like you know I had I was into heedy and I was like, I'm like, hey, how's it going? And they're all like he's like have the kids and terry's like I have kids. He's like, oh, man. I laughed so loud Another another story for the moth for jimmy admins Jimmy admins goes the moth He's like if I had a nickel for I do I I literally do have a nickel for every time. I've forgotten that I have kid Jimmy admins next door is like said the other day I went to the shower and there were like some towels there And there was a little one and I was like this one's so small it could fit in my hand And then Megan was like that's what's called a hand towel. I was like, oh my god. Oh my god That's hilarious. I laughed for three days People were like, what are you laughing at? I was like, I can't even I can't even describe it bra Like a towel That was very falling on the ground. He's like, yeah, I never see my kids Um everyone everyone at the moth is just clapping. Hmm. So that was their light hearted interstitial And then it comes back to don't don't don't don't don't don't party areas Snail, spinal fluid drinks Jan was like, I don't want to talk about this. I was on the internet So wait So to clarify What you're saying is that brooks just oh brooks basically is brooks and vicky arrive, right? yeah, and they They call megan and jimmy Aside to the living room to discuss. Oh my god brooks going off in the car on the way to this party Oh, yeah, that too. That too. Sorry. So they're getting ready at home and Vicki's like, oh, what's a big party? The season was supposed to be over. Something's going down. All right. I'm putting on fur All right, it's going to be a summer party outside and putting on my best fur But just the color this time they don't deserve that whole fair. He's like, well, I can tell you, you know, I appreciate your love What I don't appreciate are people Making friends with me in my face that I've known for a couple times and then going on the internet and googling Me you you shouldn't be able to google somebody on the internet Well, you know, my fur will deflect it. So just stay calm I'll tell you this drink is calming me damn, but not like it's gonna call me dandy tail off that woman From thank god. Thank god that there's there's one thing you should do when you have got cancer It's drink alcoholic beverages regularly on television The only thing I'll search my heart for is your name bigs check. Oh gosh. I'll keep you forever. Okay, you're do you feel okay? Okay, no, I'm not I'm not holding it again. Just getting the camera So He's steamed the whole way. He is not sick. What should I say is mad because she's about to expose him Yeah, she's obviously about to expose him because normally he's like very calm But now now that he's getting she's getting too close because of knowledge that uh, he's mad Yeah, so they get there He pulls them aside, right? Can I talk to you in your lovely white for a moment? I have a model home to show you. Yeah, welcome Welcome to my living room with yeah, I'll sit on this catch and Vicki will sit on this catch and split you I was like this is not a talk show that they were sitting in this weird way like these church I know vampellicals and he's like I believe in feeling hearts of people that are near me How do you feel and he's dressed by the way like he's in a towel and all commercial You know like he should be walking on a diagram of pain His black blazer and black t-shirt he's like Four out of five Doctors recommend tau and all and the fifth one is the one i see for my cancer Also, i invented the off phone There's like uh, there's like a diagram of a man with back pain and he's walking by it I don't know fix all this brook and uh, Vicki's like, I didn't know girls could get hard hands, but there you go My dress lifted up like a kid So anyway, I love that so when brooks is talking to me, he's like it would be Or I don't know if he's talking to them or was the or the interview, but either way he says It would be the lowest of the low to fake cancer It's like it's like, uh, but you know you are coming to the lowest of the lows. So all right. I guess you're faking cancer. Okay Yeah, i'm not sure if that was an admission or not, but yeah The lowest of the low would be faking it, but right there right above it is telling people that you're faking Too bad that's too long for a bumper sticker. I don't know maybe rethink that one bro. Yeah, he's like, well But I guess I am loso lo so you got me Cancer and I like that in the interviews with us. He's like, I am fuming mad I'll tell you what fights cancer anger and making is helping heal this body right now Yeah, and he's like fuming mad, but then when it comes to them, he's like selling them a fucking Bible, you know, he's like, well, I would love to have some fellowship With the two of you about why you feel it's so necessary to have fellowship with my google search history young lady Well, then i love truth Well, i'm a lover of knowledge. That's what she says, but also I love fake fur. We all love a lot of things, you know, it doesn't give you the right to wear it to a Oh, well, never mind. Okay, go ahead, Megan So then then but then it becomes like a general thing where Megan's saying well, you know, you were attacking my marriage And did you say this to just that and and I love that at one point Megan is rehashing and she goes Well, you know, you you told my husband i'm evil and because like you are And she's like you told my husband i'm a terrible person. Yeah. Well, yeah, you are too But you told me you said that we're gonna be divorced in like three months. Well, technically probably two months He's like, yeah, okay, and and and and vicky was staying so calm. I don't know. She's drugged up fed up I don't know what's going on, but she was so eerily calm this entire scene instead of screaming and yelling she's just like well, that's true, Megan You know, you are a horrible person. Oh, well, yes, I did well actually yeah I said, you know one day that and then he'd leave your cheat on you. Yeah, I did see that because that's true Well, you were mean to me. So like I went on google like I was mad. I rushed out. Sorry. Yeah And then and then you know brooks and vicky are getting really annoyed and then jimmy jimmy is actually the vicky whisperer Because he what he does is All right. I think the one Megan's saying is just that you know You're saying you had cancer and she didn't understand why he didn't have cancer and then she went and looked at dog She was curious and that's it. She just looked and that's it and it's over. It's over right. Maybe it's over shut the fuck up Trying to help you. Yeah, and now she's gonna help herself by shutting the fuck up right there I think that's it, you know, it's whatever and Megan's like, you know, Megan's like I'm not gonna apologize for like getting thirsty and then drinking a glass of truth like yeah I'm sorry. I'm not gonna apologize like if someone has cancer and then she actually does make a good point to us when she said Um if someone is watching this at home and they have cancer and they're watching this douchebag on tv Saying well, yeah, I have cancer and it's being healed by a people you can get in the wall mark Just take a lot of it. Yeah, she's saying like he's on you know, he has actually probably good for a minute. Yeah, that's her best Case Actually of all i'm surprised took so long to get that out there because we have we haven't even really talked too much about that and If anything that is absolutely right. It is really irresponsible Yeah, so it took her a while, but she finally got a good one She's like, I'm not gonna apologize to helping poor people who only have a tv as their doctor Yeah, like i'm not gonna apologize for healing them. Okay, sorry So then Megan takes this opportunity to say Brooks Isn't didn't you tell I can't even remember the the trail of it brooks. Did you tell them? Oh, did you tell Vicki that What was it? I know I know what the lie is or the thing is that we're at Brooks Eddie wait something like did you tell Eddie when you were golfing that Jimmy said You were golfing that Jimmy said that he had been married for four months But only two months have been happy or something. Yeah, and Nope, no consider the source consider the source Consider the source and the Megan's like, are you saying Tamara has no credibility? I'm like, uh, are you saying that a frog's ass isn't watertight big business? Yeah, of course Tamara has no credibility. I mean This how we dress at the office now you look like a blood clot Yes, I think we're gonna ask no credibility and when that's your argument you're in trouble That's the thing. It's like you can ever pick a side on these shows because they're also dumb Yeah, I don't know when Tamara ever had credibility and for Megan to think that there ever was a short of credibility is hilarious Tamara has as much credibility as she's probably got credit All right, probably it's just wrecked. It started out by it started out with a bad subscription to that Columbia tapes Yeah And it just went downhill from there. Yeah, she she makes Wikipedia Look like it's been codified in stone. Okay, this is Tamara Tamara, you know, she's the one who would be applying for the porn hub scholarship. Okay So she uh Megan runs right inside of course and it's like Tamara. Okay. Well, no, no before she does that Oh, what I miss Megan That again, it's like please just stop stop asking questions about this and Megan says I will continue to ask questions about cancer until there's a cure Which is so stupid that she wraps this all up There's gossipy cause as if it's in some sort of like like high Sanctimonious request stop marching when cancer can get married. Okay. Yeah, and until then i'm marching Right You don't just put a crossword puzzle down like halfway done you google the answers until it's finished. Okay So then Megan goes off and then Vicki goes she makes my ass tired This is where Vicki starts getting desperate because she's so mad that she wants to explode And so she's gonna start saying stupid things She's like the Hulk's trying to keep her shirt on She's like i'll just walk by really fast and say that girl's gonna make my ass explode and then that's it That's all i'm saying. I'm not doing this Well, she would make my ass tired too That girl makes my ass tired. She's like just getting you know, I know the feeling like when you're just desperate for something to say And anything comes down. I can't even come up with anything at that. I know that's like me That's like me during half the podcast That's how I feel too. All my jokes are like I don't even know if that was english We sit here. We make fun of all all these people with their terrible english and i'm like Well, you know being a hypocrite half the point that I know so then it's how we celebrate these shows So the very first thing that Megan does is she goes off the tamara and even vicky is like, oh wow there she goes there she goes and And Megan's like, well, I told brooks. I asked brooks Um, did he ever say to eddy that my marriage is in trouble and he's like no Consider the source and tamar's life can set her the source Kind of said we were both on different couches and then brooks was on one side and then jimmy was on the other side And they're reacting to me things and I was like talking about google and I was like google people I went on google and then I looked at his name and I read these comments And then there was this girl and he got mad and then he started saying some poem and the figure is really calm I'm really scared of her and then they said something about you and tamar's like bear Batch Consider the source. Oh my god. Just start screeching Oh my god. This is the woman on the quest on the quest to Christ's this is this is this is this is her first step Uh, yeah, she starts just screeching and then people are kind of talking sense into her I mean people come up to her like nurses on the yard. They're like here's a blood bag It's like now now batch stay away And then so then she finally confronts brooks you can be tamar. I'll be brooks Okay, wow But she got something to say brooks batch No, I've said everything. I'll have to say I'd rather consider the source, huh? Huh? Like you're just calling me a dumb batch because you're like consider the source from the dumb batch. I'm a dumb batch All i'm saying is consider the source So what do you think consider the source? Consider the source. Maybe you should be clear about it Because i'm your biggest supporter about spatch i'm the one like supporting you Like that psychic was like his cat's fake and i was like what i mean come on batch What consider the source? All i'm saying is consider the source. Well, I love this that she she kept on being like what does it mean? What does it what does that mean consider the source you think i'm lying consider the source? I didn't say that consider the source What are you saying? What are you saying? But he's saying just say it just say it. He's like that guy cut to eddy He's sitting there eating a bowl of rice with chopsticks looking back and forth just enjoying this he's like Can't wait to get back to cut fitness Through the entire scene they show him eating They're beginning of the fight and his eyebrows raised and you think oh eddy's interested But he's not he's raising his eyebrows because that's what you do when you're opening your mouth to put food in a yeah Yeah, love it. Yeah And then they thought and they thought Uh, yeah, I was just and Vicki tried. He's like you don't have a right to go on google. She's like what batch? What the stars batch? Into my face And uh just screaming and then Vicki said Vicki's just like a tired mam at the end of the day off a factory shift that was 19 hours of work She's like oh tama. Why are you doing this? Just why? Yeah Yeah, Vicki was I was surprised because I was waiting for Vicki's crazy voice to come out and it started too But even Vicki was like I can't I mean she's like not in front of the dragon not in front of the dragon And tamara is just holding on like holding on to her sleeve like a little kid following her around like It's like oh tamara just stop already It's like a little kid having a fight and they're just walking together by the pole Vicki's like oh i'm not You're not gonna get that toy just Screaming in the eye are looking like an idiot. Oh really an idiot of a source. Is that what you're calling me? It's a bad choice And then the episode just ended They didn't even they're like whatever we'll just end this now But the next week still oh my god this show even the next weeks are hilarious Heather's sketching Uh like some property brother style window tree thing. Yeah, she's like what do you think about my sketch Terry? I'm like wow that looks like a fascinating episode. 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Hope he's died But be a man batch consider the source No, i'm in the back by the way instagramming this. I love this show I love it and it looks like it's just next week all the women look like they are going to be confronting vicky about brooks. It's just gonna It's just a disaster. I mean like you said the season should be over by now, but it keeps going I think they came back to shoot it because all the shit was going on in the blogs. Yeah, no, it's been great I'm I'm sure there's probably only like two or three episodes left But so far so good. I'm gonna have mammas to inherit the entire time. It's david loves being intimate with mammas All right. So let's move on to merit to medicine. Let's do it bian. Let's do it So um the episode opens up on mariah reading a book which I thought was funny that she was reading something and um I also thought it was funny that the episode opened on her. She's not even a full-time cast member But she has clearly come back to take her place in the cast. Well, to be fair It didn't open on her. It actually opened on like the the behind me is amy would say um Best western hotel. Yeah, that's true It opened on this shot, you know, usually it's like luxury shot of luxury hotel. It was like table with the sea out Yeah, exactly. It was hangers that were locked in and lots of akim ease Yeah And so mariah so I was like, wow, look there's mariah reading and then she's like, oh honey I'm reading think like i'm trying to think like a man and she's like, yes steve harvey. I was like does steve harvey really deserve the ass queen treatment I'm not sure So i'm not dating any more men who don't respect me a front honey Like, uh, you know, that's not what's happening right now. Uh, you're married for you steve harvey get out of here So she's doing that and then heaven lee she starts telling us about how lovely it was to have a room to herself at which point She unleashes the cackle of all cackles, which of course I recorded But I can enjoy getting to know myself a little better Somewhere a dolphin is like what? Somewhere there is a very scared canister of hand sanitary. Yes There's some dials shrinking away from the sink Listen, I know haley steinfeld has a song about masturbation out right now But we don't need heavenly to be taking it to the next level at least not telling us about it That's an image. We do not need yeah, i'm all for masturbation do it with your windows closed. Yes case in your internet Well, and I and I hope that she doesn't make those noises when she does I can't get my voice high enough to do that heavenly is hilarious every Clip they show of heavenly is funnier than the laugh. Oh, yeah, she is she is firing on all cinder cylinders this season She's like i'm gonna be shady in all my interviews and I don't care I mean, you know she will find Anyone And throw them under the bus during anything they'll be like so heavenly way thing about bottled water. She's like, oh, I like bottled water I think it's nice. I like the way it tastes. You know, i'm not like quad drinking dirt, you know, oh lady Wait, what? We're just asking about bottled water There are some halls love to drink water out of the tap Of a bathroom that they've never been in but I know miss guan What like the she's like quad but with insoles. Yeah, exactly me while speaking of fired insoles Speaking of what what are in quad we then cut to dr Jackie walking along with quad and once again quad Makes a very uh mundane comment, but tries to make it sound intellectual because they're talking about about the ocean And and quads like well, you know, the water is a very tranquil place to be I don't know. I'm like And then Jackie goes Well, yes, the water can't be tranquil, but you know, it can also be your enemy And quads like oh my weave now you know, she means like people drowning or tsunamis, you know ocean Yeah, quad. I know So that the water is a tranquil place to be but it's a very tranquil place to be like what a what a wonderful observation quad And then this turned into Jackie quad I am so proud of you for the way that you handled dinner Then they cut to dinner and quads like now. I know i'm not perfect But at least i'm good enough to admit that i'm not Perfect. She's like give me i know i'm not perfect, but give me a little credit for trying That's from so good that's I know how The best mother that I knew how to be I know that I know that speech So fish give me a little credit, won't you being the best mother I knew how to be So anyway, um So while quad is waxing poetic about how tranquil water can be Uh later mariah and samon go to meet with this reverend and this lady about This charity caught this charity thing that they're going to do where they're going to do blood blood pressure testing and diabetes screening and All this stuff for like two hours. Yeah, and they're talking Okay, you're going to show up and you're going to give 37 medical procedures to people with diabetes. Okay. Thanks for coming Mariah's like, well I'm glad we can all be good people and yes, it was my idea because I think these ladies need to learn what apology means In a manly way think like a man. Yes steve hobby So, you know, but the best part is while they're meeting with these charity directors um They are talking about how not only to have to look into the diabetes and this nap but that there's a lot of Poverty and they that's a feed the impoverished. Yes feed everyone blah blah blah the reverend and the lady walk away And then there's a cheese plate with a big cheese plate in front of them And then they're like someone's like, well, I think I may eat some of the cheese and grapes I'm like, well you better eat all of it actually if you're just talking about feeding the poor and then you're leaving over a giant plate of grapes and cheese I mean it was like an albertson strain, but still still it's like Don't go talking about how you're going to feed the poor or how there's a big poverty issue And then you're just going to pick out the little the giant cheese plate in front of you It's like I cannot wait to pass out the crackers She's eating like cheese and grapes um And also when they all get on this bus and there's a speech about all the services and some shade with heavenly and Um, we can go over all of that, but I just love it at one point morangos All of us are coming together and you know, I have fed one time we came we went somewhere everywhere And we fed five People in one day in bing yeah in bingladesh. Yeah, we fed 5,000 people in one day It's like what what no, and what did you feed them? Just because you handed out a whole bunch of bags of potato chips and said one per person does not mean that you fed 5,000 people. Okay A pretzel has the calorie intake needed to get through the two hours that we were in bingladesh And we had it out 25 I can't do math was it 25,000 pretzels. I don't even know where I am anymore I don't know. I thought that was a that was an interesting claim Yeah, 5,000 people but then she goes if we can only have one family today though. We've done our job I'm like no actually there's like 15 people on a bus Worth a ton of money Uh the gas alone could have helped five of those families shut up. You're gonna help more than one family stop petting yourself on the back Yeah, and by the way, if you feed 5,000 people in bingladesh Then let's show up for the Bahamas then. Okay, like don't be just feeding 10 people All right get your cheese plate cut it into a bunch of pieces and give it to 5,000 people in the Bahamas, please Oh heavenly. Oh, I was gonna say heavenly because then heavenly it's like yeah Well, I've never heard of nobody during that Charity on the page Okay, we we'd like to do it this one this one this one's Yeah So then they don't know and even hides that they don't want to do it I know so then some of the ladies go for a walk on the beach. We see toyas hips Whoa toya, I never realized how much of a booty she has wow they're walking on the beach and They're talking about Jill and heavenly is like Think it's appropriate to attack anyone how they make their money. I'm like lady you Just gone to a whole big fight because you were calling strippers horse. Okay And then she even said all of her trouble has been yelling at people for how they make their money Exactly, and then she even says everybody. Yeah, she just she even says and I didn't even make fun of those trippers I'm like no, that's exactly what you did. Don't you remember the fight you have Jill and her husband? That's how this fight started. She's too stupid to even have a fight. She's like, I'm not gonna fabric someone. We got your intelligence to fight Yeah, uh, shut up. So then so then just talk about Jill and then this is my favorite in toyos like Oh, but you know can't she have a fraudulent slip can't she have a fraudulent what she should have did is not have a fraudulent slip Because fraud is illegal I'm slipping as bad for you We only have an ambulance, but I'll still put on this irons and come after you Eugene come help Jill. She had a fraudulent slip. Get in the ambulance. Somebody's so Jill's identity was fraudulent Someone gives gives Jill a slip that doesn't work. It fell apart under her dress So here's my identity in a in a horrible scheme In a pyramid scheme I'm having fraudulent slips So then Jill comes up and yeah Uh, they talk about I don't know shoes or something. This show is such trash So yeah, every second so heaven. I'm having these being really nasty to Jill. I'm just like, uh, she's like, I can't have intelligent conversations People who are unintelligent. I'm like also with people who are intelligent. You just can't have intelligent conversations heavenly Let's be honest, but please keep trying. Yeah, and Jill's like, oh, I can read you baby doll. I can read you What are you saying? This is another example today of what are you saying? I don't get it. She's like you're stupid. What do you mean? You're an idiot. What? What are you trying to say to me? You're fucking stupid. See where my h are. Hope you don't What? Yeah And then finally just like five minutes in church and goes Wait a minute. You're saying I'm stupid. Yeah And she's like, you're a dumb bitch. You're a dumb fucking bitch And then heavenly's response goes you're mama That was my favorite. Oh, okay. We're gonna take it to the 90s. Okay. Yo mama The show Because I didn't call you. I didn't say you were what'd you say? I didn't say you were stupid. I said you weren't intelligent And i'm not gonna have a conversation with Oh Oh, this show is so stupid And then lisa tells toya to get jill under control and jill's and jill's like I can get myself under control I didn't throw water and hit someone Man, i'm surprised. You know good point. Yeah, exactly Oh But then yeah, then heavenly. Oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, go ahead I was just gonna say they start walking away and toy is like, well, you know part of what I should have done I love I love that jill so outspoken, but you know because she's just a white Like something like she's just a little white girl and they'll totally take advantage of her She's like, yeah, i'm i'm happy because she's not like a typical white girl who just got taken advantage of her She speaks her mind. I was like, hmm. That was funny and true and then um She's like well too much and then heavenly. She's still being so shady. She's like I'm not gonna have a conversation with a four-year-old toya can do it because y'all on the same level Oh, just going after toya now and she's like, i'm not gonna have fun with some Uneducated it she has two degrees. She must have sucked every dick in that department Because I don't see how she could have degrees that she sucked that dick. I'm like, oh my god Like talking about how you won't go to a certain level while calling someone a whore with two degrees Because they sucked enough takes her and them. I know she is golf clap Golf clap heavenly. I mean heavenly is looking for a fight. I mean When they keep showing that they should keep showing a clip of of this fuck you incident where Like where jill who is misconstrued. She's heard it wrong. She tells toya like, oh, I think my husband got a fight with heavenly's fire I think my husband apparently said fuck you to him. I and then toya's like, oh jill you here I'm heavily here this and then having like what your husband said fuck you to mine And then she's like, I think so and then heavenly gets then when heavenly finds out the truth instead of heavenly coming back I'd be like, no, no, no, it turns out everything was fine and she was like, you're trying to drum up things You're trying to drum up things. It's like no heavenly You're the one who tried to drum up things and you've been angry ever since because you drummed up and you're blaming Jill for doing it Jill just Heard something wrong Yeah, and Jill was a drama queen. I'm sure and so is her husband. Her husband was probably like, yeah This guy came up to me and tried to confront me in front of the other guys fuck him and she's like, oh my god My husband said fuck you to her husband. Yeah, you know, she's a drama queen, but who cares? Yeah, heavenly is just heavenly should have just diffused him and like no nothing happened and then toya Was everybody fighting? Uh, maybe because you keep repeating immediately after you hear it everything Yeah, do everything so then meanwhile while this is all happening the guys are are out getting conk So recurring theme on our bravo shows Um, they're getting conk and they're all being guys being like, wow, the women bicker My favorite was quads husband. He's like, why do the ladies do these things? I'm like, dude You're the one who's a psychiatrist. You're supposed to be telling us How about your fixed psychiatrist dating a visibly crazy person? Yeah Married to a visibly crazy person. Yeah, why are you asking us this? You're the one who's supposed to be Trying to figure out maybe some of the patterns here and fixing it Yeah, they're just all so foolish aid and I he's asking for answers from other people's spouse Which I guess is kind of the theme of this episode, but he's like, why are these women so crazy? It's like you are with quad. Okay. No one can explain here There's a difference between men and women blah blah blah, but there's a difference between quad and like everybody Like we can't explain that to you over lunch. Mm-hmm Exactly and then the doctor they're like, so what are you going to do about this situation with the other doctor? And he's like, well, I prefer not to discuss this because that wouldn't be fair to him And I believe that he deserves my full respect and attention and then to us He deserves every amount of I will talk to him personally Yeah, if I care which I don't because he's left a bad taste in my mouth and Yeah, that guy's that guy's an asshole. That guy for sure is a cocky asshole a little bit so then we go back to the beach and uh Jill is what walks up with is with toya walks up to lisa and a coal and heavenly and it looks like Jill is trying to make things right She's like she's like listen. I misunderstood. I found my My husband said why can't we just why can't we just get past it guys? I just thought my husband said fuck you. Maybe you should have it's like, oh god here we go again And then that's when it was like, okay Jill you are very dumb in this situation. You are exacerbating a situation that you don't have to Or as lisa Nicole said, you know sometimes I listen to you and then I think what is this dumb blonde thinking? Geez sometimes just be quiet Okay Yeah Both are little little lisa Nicole voice on Jill. It's like, please don't talk to each other ever Yes, that's So what's hilarious though is that later when jill is with her husband She's explained the whole thing and she she's like, well, I got I just get mad because i'm jersey and he's like You realize that's not i'm excused like you can't any that's Just because you're jersey doesn't mean you can be a crazy woman and she's like, but it's in my blood It's also the way that people have become famous on bravo for years Exactly It's like that guy saying that was a bombshell You know, it's like no one on bravo up to this point has ever realized that You just because you're from jersey or from wherever that you have licensed to be a crazy person I don't know this entire network is challenging that notion. Yeah So then we have the charity thing and which was really weird because we're seeing actual medicine on this show Yeah, like this is blood pressure Yeah, and you need to eat better and you need to eat less Yeah, now here's the snickers bar. Good luck with your diabetes more as like we fed one snickers body 10 families All of these work we satisfied the entire caribbean with snickers that satisfies Um, so let's do that Yeah, there was um medical stuff. I guess and then uh, I don't know this the fight is so ridiculous But these ladies just kill me I mean part of the fun is just seeing what heavenly is gonna say and not say at the same time because she's so dumb Yeah, she can't straight sense together and I love hearing all the different word combinations. She comes up with Oh, yeah Daddy What about the uh, I'm looking through my notes here. What about the car ride on the way to the uh charity thing And mariah and lisa Nicole and toy and toy is like i'm good to drive So if I were to kill bara, I could just stare at the road if you can't read my eyes She's been reading steve hobby What what i sure did was take my driver tests in the bahamas because that way I wouldn't have been penalized for driving on the wrong side of the road so much (Laughing) They don't have they don't have those people see you Well jim look you can drive your ambulance any way you want on the road Um So they're driving and uh, lisa nicole's like well, it's very lovely to spend time with you mariah And mariah speaking of pokahanas as we were earlier is there in like this American girl pokahanas braid like weird curved braid thing and uh acting like a queen in the uh passenger side and she's like, yes Well, I figured we would join a charity honey and at least try to figure out What to do in each other's presence or something. Yeah And uh toy is just laughing like now. There's a bara. I like that just shady or fun. That's who I like. That's the bara. I love that one Straight ahead serious straight ahead I um, I liked how um and the bus with with everyone else heavenly Once again said something really shady about jackie and then jackie's husband Uh, he like he basically gets the attention of heavenly's Husband and is like hey, could you tell your wife not to talk to my wife that way? He's like, yeah sure Basically just making fun of the women for being like women talk to women men talk to men It was good. I love. I actually I love jackie says. I don't talk to man Oh Uh, yeah, I like jackie and her husband too Yeah, they're like a nice little dose of normal in between the screaming like you're a c word of each other Yeah, and so after all this charity. That's when quad has another one of her moments She's like oh the charity, you know all the bickering out of the fight and it's oh so small so small And then she says this like dramatic fake cry off to the side I'm like, why do you realize you're the one starting all this shit, right? So you realize it turns your head turns ahead and pretend cries What do we do? We fight for no reason We don't know what we do. We just do it. Why? Why any little ex why? Bring a kiddie pool a kiddie pool full of water, which is a tranquil place Thanks Many things have transpired one of the largest of which has been the entrance of tranquil water into a kiddie pool I'm glad we're not in africa because tranquil uh water brings mosquitoes which kills many children and we would just be fighting while children died When the children cry Let them know We try Because when the children sing I don't remember the rest of that song The wolf cry to the newborn wind The sycamore tree and the colors of the wind how high Does the sycamore tree grow? Could a child will never know Jill Jill missed half a deal honey Have you ever painted the colors of the wind on a daffodil Jill that's what i'm talking about Quite the daffodil Jill Me and mr. Daffodil has it honey Anyway, so the the episodes came to an end with some relationship Exercises on the beach. Oh, yeah, this was pretty good. I thought we were dead No, this was actually like the whole meat of the thing. Okay, Simone's like since we all talk about each other's relationships Anyway, I thought it might be fun if we tell someone else's man our problem Get their advice so they had to get advice from each other's husband about their problems and they went deep yeah As Shannon would say She went deep she went further than I would ever go miss Megan King Edmunds not just a car phone. It's an entire portfolio miss lady doctor So the first one up was that Was that Mariah? I think it was heavenly heavenly was talking to You want me chained by the sink, but i had dreams i have apps Daddy Daddy, I want to put GPS in my app daddy I have dreams daddy I have dreams and then i'm gonna go home in a room alone and have special time with my dreams Enjoy getting to know myself a little better Oh heavenly and that was jackie's husband right that she was talking to maybe yeah, I think so he's so Like perfect husband answer. He's like well, you know Respect is a two-way street hon and uh, I respect your time, but I want you to respect family It's like the perfect thing. She's like fuck apps Job and have desks daddy daddy Starbucks free download of the week daddy I'm most staying at home and missing that And he's like you're beautiful and respect goes to way She's like how about you and uh Who else even went to where even go up? No, she went at least nicole least nicole was the next one. Yeah, just least nicole and she's like Darin and who was who was she talking? Let me bastard. How's mariah's husband? Oh, what's his name? Oh, yeah, so he used to crazy aidan who finally took off his Gilligan hat for the scene. It's like on no aidan No, don't do it aidan But uh, she had to talk to him and she's like Darin Sometimes when you cheat on me, it hurts my feelings But then you still keep lying, you know, i'll say where are you and you'll say the store And then i'll say what did you buy at the store and you're like I had sushi in a diet coke and i'm like Darin Stop lying And he's like well, you know Sometimes when I don't tell you things, it's because of how you'd react I'm not going to tell you i'm at the strip club because I know that you're going to be upset that i'm at the strip club Do you understand she's like no, you're still lying That's still lying Then if i tell you you're going to be mad it's like not It's never just don't do it Yeah, you know, yeah, you know what that is that's like, um a broken marriage Because she's right she's like if you don't have trust then you don't have a marriage and it doesn't sound so greatly cynical And you know it sucks because he cheated on you and you should not be able to mess You're kind of like breaking up at the wrong person Yeah, and what if later he's just like I didn't hear that I was zoned out He was yeah, he looked like he was bored. He's like and then afterwards he's like He he does the the classic thing which is that he wraps all up in god He's like, well, you know, I think that you know God put this woman here to test me and if we can get from the lowest low I know in 80 years from now will be All the way at the top of that mountain then she'll be right with me And i'll say it was weird and i'll say Excuse me honey. I'm gonna go get some gasoline for the car So we can drive higher on the mountain And When I come back in 10 hours, I'll say I went to the wrong gas station and she's right there for me with god But this time I'll smell like p-a-d-m-n-ebs No, we're off the scent He did have a really weird And Wow, I think that wall we need to put us together and if god wants us together then Well, you know, our relationship has been nothing but obstacles Like when he's like our relationship has been roadblocks and obstacles Which means when we're 80 we'll be sitting on a mountain of roadblocks He's like election is he's like well, you know, we've had some obstacles But we've gotten stronger because of them and by that logic, I guess We always want to be stronger. So I think we might need some more obstacles So i'm gonna go back to strip club just so that way we get stronger afterwards So that's the only reason why coincidentally There's a speed bump on the weight of the strip club So I actually overcame an obstacle the way I actually made it a stronger just by driving fast over the speed bump that I did not see So We're just always getting stronger and stronger Darren kind of felt like he looked like he felt like he'd seen this a zillion times Yeah, I am Lisa Nicole's like, do you understand what I'm saying? And then Aidan's like, well, actually I have another meeting right now I have some place to be right now and Darren looked so Unmoved by the entire thing there. I'm sorry. I I zoned out. I was just thinking about did I DVR the voice this week Can't watch that on my iPad in the room Yeah, so I don't know if anything got fixed, but man These girls go there. I do like throwing raw meat in a cage, you know They're just as nasty as they can be just to do it Yeah, well, what else are you gonna do at the comfort in? The HBO doesn't work I'm sorry, but uh the sign said free hb. I assume that meant hbl. They're like, nope It's my diabetes They just meant free honeycombs for breakfast, but we ran out of the seas so we just did hb There's some canned fruit in the cabinet Well, I'm sure that I'm sure that uh I'm sure that there'll be many more fun things to happen next episode, but in the meantime That's it for our episode. You can um support us on patreon patreon.com forward slash watch war crappins get access to our bonus episode which was pretty wacky this week and um Facebook.com forward slash watch for crappins subscribe to us on iTunes That way the podcast once it is ready. It is gonna be on your little device there Ready for you. It's great to your advice just like who nixi shiv tolling That's wrong. Thank you guys everybody for listening and being so supportive and for everybody who's a part of all Community on the facebook and the twitter and all that thank you for talking to us so funny so funny so fun ronnie always Uh pure delight and you put up with a lot with me. I love you for it. You're a good guy Listen, it's just because i've learned to paint with the colors of the wind Ben if you ever you know move or something, please give me that poster board and i'll hang it in my fridge. David I put a poster on your poster board of the colors of the wind David I did not know that's something that you wanted, but I guess i'm learning things i never knew i never knew Oh, david sycamore How high does the sycamore grow? You cut it down You know what's even crazier we make fun of megan for googling everything But i've really never known how high a sycamore grows and i've never googled it. I have no thirst for justice It's truly something you never knew you never knew I'm gonna go on my canoe now and go just around the riverland What that's not what houses are for Ben. Okay, how's the sort of live? Okay, did i not teach you that? What did I do what went wrong in my mothering? I will not stop asking questions about sycamores until things stop growing on this planet Knowledge I learned spanish and they put question marks backwards sometimes And even then I still looked for answers I and upside down I look under everything and above everything and in both directions because of all those question marks growing different directions Do you know how many answers i've read backwards And then do you know that in Hebrew they read from right to left that's crazy Still can't find the answers That's why you too is my favorite band because I still haven't found what i'm looking for I'll stop searching when youtube does All stops even know what youtube is yeah, that's is that's the that's the website with the videos on it, right youtube Where did the where did the beagle in youtube? I won't I won't stop till i get an answer. Ellie probably stole it. It wasn't nailed down. Oh god hilly She probably used it to fake getting a bee on one of her tests, but we know it's an f Hey, hilly. I don't care that you got an f but where's the bot in youtube Hayley, I want you to go up to bono and give him back the bee for youtube Hayley, here's a hundred dollars go out to the mall and then think about what you've done. Okay I'll be doing your homework and I don't know what streets you have to take but according to youtube you have to take the streets that have no name If you see a sycamore don't ask any questions you'll be there for hours It'll just keep growing just go to the mall already Just go don't go on sunday apparently gets really bloody there Look out for the car the car has been you know rattling and humming lately according to youtube uh old lady music i've been listening to oldies the oldies station Yeah, there's a guy named bono. I looked him up At first i just got a lot of boners, but then I realized it wasn't just weird pronunciation Oh justice hashtag justice hashtag. I went on to youtube and I said what's up with brooks's cancer and they said We don't know cancer moves in mysterious ways and i was like oh Sylvan found your bee that you're looking for Okay, heli heli I'm like heli in the sea just just slack jot With heli bad make cap. I went to youtube and I said was at the supermarket and they said lemons They have lemons So get some lemons, please Cancer she wrote I'm like going through every youtube song But I still haven't found Hey there questions that question marks backwards. You're not going to trick me compadre. Listen up here louise Did you know that youtube has a calculator and all the results just come out to one None of this made any sense until I asked to read about it Oh Oh my god been until next time. 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