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Watch What Crap is, Watch What Crap is, Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is? Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crap is, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo, that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com and The Bander Blender. I actually did a new episode of The Bander Blender so go check that out on iTunes. Joining me as always is The Hilarious, The Funny, The Haha Riffic Man of so many voices. Ronnie Caron from Trash Talk TV. I was running out of synonyms, what could I say? A little bit, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hi Ben, I'm doing just great. I bought a little desk, one of those couch desk things, and then I prep, I'm not using my weight set ever, so I put it under my love seat or whatever because it's too low to the ground. So I'm sitting in a love seat with a couch desk and I've been here for days. I'm just becoming part of my couch. That's great, it's like Homer Simpson, that one episode where he gets out and he's like, his body is formed into the couch. That's how I feel, yeah. You know, Little Desk was actually the first title for Annie Lennox's song Little Bird, but she changed it. I don't know if you know that. [Singing] Anyway, she was trying to write it about Little Desk, but she never got up. She was like, I've got to change this, so I'm never getting out of bed. She was like, whatever, I'll just sing about a bird instead. Yeah, the original, she also, another original song title for her was Walking on Broken Pencils, but she's like, you know what, I have to really change this whole office supply thing, okay? We're going to do glass strips. I just keep slipping, I mean it's ridiculous. I'm trying to, I'm trying to do, I'm trying to be method for this song and I'm just like, falling on banana peels over and over again. She's like, why, why am I doing this? At least broken glasses, just one piece of pain, you know? Pencils are like stabbing you and then you're falling. Yeah, exactly. And then all of it, all, all the traces of it are erased, so no one believes you. That's why she always looks like she's really feeling it when she sings, because she like really does this stuff. She actually writes her lyrics with pencils on the soles of her feet. Yeah, she's method. She gets into a strange yoga pose to read her lyrics in the studio booth. That's why her notes are always going on so long, because she's trying to decipher what's on her heel. That's why that's on why. She's like, originally, why was called like, why are you doing this? But she could sort of smudge off her heel. So she's like, why? Anyway, Ronnie and I are crazy today in case you couldn't tell, because we're already talking about them. We've been drinking lots of coffee. We both got coffee makers at our house. Ben got his from a person from TV. And I got mine from Amazon for 1350. That's right. That's right. Well, if you want to hear how crazy caffeinated we are, you can go and listen to our bonus episode, which we just recorded. For those of you who want to know how to listen to the bonus episode, you just go to patreon.com/watchforcrapins and if you support us there, you get access to the bonus episode. We talked about Vicky and Brooks breaking up. We talked about the new transgender cast member of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We talked about the cops being called on Joe Judy Che. And I think we talked about something else. We talked about a lot of random things. Lots of transgender donut time stories. That's always fun. Yeah, exactly. So also follow us on Facebook, facebook.com/watchforcrapins because it is so fun. People post hilarious shit. They just post a funny photo that they saw. You know, that reminded them of something in Bravo and it makes you laugh. So that's a good one to like. And the rest of our associates. Yeah, we read all those Facebook posts. Yeah, those Facebook posts were our entire episode today. Yeah, pretty much. And, you know, there's so much fun stuff. There's stuff that doesn't really make it onto the podcast. I know, for me, I saw Croix Beerman on TV during an Atlanta Falcons pre-season game. And I just liked a good picture and put it on the Facebook page and it's just fun. You know what? It's fun. Sorry. It's fun. So are we taking pictures from the TV? It's fun. That's what we do. You know what? I'm a new person. You know what? And now I take pictures from the TV. Okay. I used to take audio clips from the radio. But now I take pictures from the TV. Okay. So nice not having to lug around a giant machine. Just to record a little audio. It's a new me. New me. It's a new audio. I'm having a party for the new camera that I took a picture up the TV with. Okay. Okay. It's two megapixels. Okay. New technology. You would like to thank everybody for supporting it. So it can be where it is today. Which is here. Getting it's picture taken by me. Okay. Okay. The rest of our social media, by the way, is at watchworkcropping.com. So go there for our Twitter and Instagram or whatever else. You care about. So before we start this episode, I actually have a pretty important announcement. If I run, I pee in my pants. That's the news. Yeah. That is the news. Actually, there is one thing. We have been talking about we're going to be doing a live show for crying out loud on August 25th in Hollywood. Guess what? Oh yeah. We're not doing that. Huge live. Huge live. Oh my god. I'm so huge live. Huge live. And that's so me too. I'm so sorry. The guy asked. No, why is that? Well, it's not your fault. Because I keep bringing it up and then I never asked the guy or email the guy. No, no, no, no. It's not your fault. I was in contact with a guy all this time. And he, not all this time, but he was the one who was like, yeah, let's do it. He proposed that date. And he's like, I guess I just have to check with the women to make sure it's okay. But I think it's okay. And somewhere along the line, I made the mistake of just confirming it in my head and then telling you. And then we've just been announcing it. When the truth is, there's actually not a single plan for this show to happen. So there is actually no show whatsoever. So Stephanie Wilder Taylor from that show was like, yeah, I was listening to your old show. And I don't even think we're doing a live show that day. So she's like, are you committing us to a live show that we have not approved? Yes, Stephanie. We're just inviting ourselves on every show. Yeah. So to that, we say for crying out loud. Yeah, we're not going to be doing that show, but we will be on Jimmy Fallon next. That's right. That's right. On the Golden Girls this week, please watch a reruns on Lifetime. Yeah. Did you hear that Hugh Jackman is coming on this podcast next week? Guys, tune in. By the way, one of our guests in a long time ago, Drew Drogi, he does a Golden Girls show. And Katie Perry showed up. How cool is that? I know I saw that. I saw it on his Facebook. Which one is he? I forget which one he's playing. I think he's Rose. But he is like, look, it really is great being a friend or something. And Katie effing Perry. What the hell? You know who showed up to our, what celebrity showed up to our last live show? The waiter. The waiter. Your dad. My dad. Yeah, my mom. Oh, god. But we were... My mom, they were surprised. Did I already tell you this? Someone met my mom and said, "Oh, you're Ronnie's mom." And she said, "Yeah." And they said, "I'm surprised he has a mom." What the hell? How rude? Really? So we are going to figure out a live show. And we are not going to... We're just going to do it ourselves. I only want to do a live show if I can be in my love seat desk. Can you bring your desk? Your little desk. Yeah, I'm not moving. We'll bring your little desk. And I'm sure we will, hopefully we will have ironed out some of the kinks that plagued us in Texas. And speaking of stuff, by the way, you know what I just discovered? An old sound test from like nine months ago. Ronnie and I actually, before we record, we do a testing one, two, three. And I found this one. I think you'll be amused. Ready to hear it? Sure. One, two, three, four. Come on, baby, say you love me. And I love that I still sound like I'm underwater. We're like, "Okay, that's great. Let's record." Because that's how we might test. That's right. We have a single Gloricep on. Okay, so let's get to the shows. We have to start with Orange County, right? And today, by the way, we're going to talk about Orange County, married to medicine. Don't be charty and manzo with children. Yeah, we don't have to talk about those too much. I just figured we should at least check in with them. Yeah, yeah. Because how many times one, you know, I was actually asking myself this and then I started laughing at myself, asking myself, which is so sad. But I was like, "How many times can you say David? David in one show?" And then I remembered last week, it was like two hours. Yeah. And it was pretty much David. David, David, David. How long is this up? David, David. Where you going, David? If I run, I pee in my pants. I had a nine and a half pound baby out of my vagina. And now it's ripped from one side of my hips to the other. I look like the Joker. I look like a Joker vagina. A Joker-China, if you will. And therefore, when I run, I pee in my pants. Okay. So speaking of Shannon. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Speak of Shannon. No, no. No, I was going to say that the episode began with Shannon and David doling out not a punishment, but a consequence to their children. Oh, Lord. Yes, Shannon was doing her laundry, which I don't know why I found this so amusing. Me too. Shannon doing her laundry. Me too. But I took a screenshot of it. And David, I don't apologize for it. She had to wash the infidelity off of David's clothes, David. David. The claiming lady already did this, but I still smell cheating. So there they go, back in. David, I would like you to make a list of every single fabric softener you use with your mistress, David. David. Every time I tried picking up the basket off the floor of the clean clothes, I peed on them because, you know, that's what a Joker-China. So there you go. I just, I'm rewatching them. I can no longer use bounce because it reminds me too much of David's mistress's press. Bouncing there, just bouncing back and forth, left and right, supple, press. The younger woman at the beach, David, David. So she was doing her laundry, and then they're calling the kids in for a meeting. And immediately, you know, these kids are like, oh, God, mom's going to tell us, you know, something horrible dad did. She had 12 negative thoughts. She's like, well, your father's leaving the family. And how do you feel about that, David? Go ahead, David. How do you? You cut out for a second there. Oh, no. What nullness could be dualness? What could be dualness? It was very quick. Basically, you were saying that the kids were dreading this moment. Because every time they meet with the parents, it's some awful thing. It's like, yeah. Oh, your father's had a baby with a maid. So that's great. Thanks for coming to this family meeting. We'll be talking about it at the Marriott. Anything you want to say? We will no longer be serving Cheerios for breakfast, because apparently David has been giving Cheerios to various women in Orange County. So it is now a banned breakfast food for us. I'm sorry. David has been swallowing enough holes. So we will no longer be eating Cheerios for right. Only frosting, only frosted flakes, because David has cast a frosting on our marriage. Doesn't even make sense. I just feel frosty and I can't eat frosting. And he knows I cannot frosting. David, David. Kids, I just wanted to apologize. I think you've probably noticed that if frosted has fallen over the house-- Thank you. That's what I meant to say. Your lucky father has brought it upon us. So frosted flakes every day now. Hopefully we'll work things out at the Marriott therapy session and we'll be back to honey bunches of those. But until then-- Nothing. Nothing for you. Dry toast. Children, I have an announcement to make. The cereal that will be served in this household from now on is going to be soggy life, because that is the life that we leave now that your father has cheated on us. From here on out, you'll pour a bowl of life, and then you'll pour milk in it, and let it sit for five minutes, and then you may eat it. And may it always remind you of the consequences that your father made. And man, that life is going to introduce itself to you. Don't fall for it. I have an announcement, children. Please gather in the living room. From here on out, you are no longer allowed to eat tricks, because it is too similar to the things that David ate, because he had many tricks. And in fact, this entire marriage has been a trick. A trick on me with a lot devoted wife, Shannon Bador, who now lies here in this tomb. Thank you, David, David. I am very disappointed in you, girls, for a toilet paper in a house. You know, your father wiped his ass with this family, and there you are. Putting the symbol of my pain all over a neighbor's house, congratulations, girls. You killed me on the inside. You're dumb. So they're getting mad because the kids are toilet papering, and one of the kids is a little sassafras, which I love, and she's the one with the broken toe or whatever. He's like, fuck off, mom. And Shannon's like, you will not define me at 10. You will not define me, Miss 10-year-old. I will not even take this until you're a 30, Miss 30-year-old. And, yeah, she was like, oh, when the kids were saying, what dad did it when he was young? It's like, oh, great, great example, David. Did you do that, David? And he's like, yeah, honey, we used to smash pumpkins and put them in people's mailboxes. We used to light up shit and put it on doorsteps. It was hilarious, but not good for you, girls, not good for you. I found it interesting that Shannon, when she got in order with him for saying that, she was saying, it gives them a hall pass to do the same thing. You know what a hall pass is in a relationship, right? That's when your man is sleeping around. Like, Shannon is so not self-aware. It just kills me watching this woman every week. I'm like, Shannon, don't you even know what you're saying? Yes, I know. But I love how she's such a new age parent. You know that she doesn't even likely yell at them or she just is expressing her disappointment. And then when David is like, well, we've decided to come up with a punishment because a consequence. Please, Shannon, it's a punishment. Just call it a punishment. It's a consequence, much like the consequences your father had to deal with. It still does every night before appetizers come at chilies. Every day, I think of 40 to 50 negative consequences that your father has caused. Okay, so then I have to write a letter. The kids are being spilt brass, but the daughter is like, "Mom, you don't understand what it's like to be 10." I understand. I was 10 once. One time, I was 10. Back then, I only had one third of Miss 30 year old. I had only had five to seven negative thoughts per day back then. I, the kids were having a fit and Shannon was staying calm because she was on camera. Not that that ever has bothered her before as her first party yelling at David drunkenly in the kitchen showed. But I really liked it. I thought it was really cute. The kids are basically like, "Fuck you." And she was like, "This is just going in circles, girls." All right, we're going to take this up at relationship counseling at the Marriott. So back up at the kitchen glitter guns ready for that poster board, all right? Do not defy me. Do not defy. I will not be defied. I'm like, "David, David, they're defying me." David, David, David. I've been defied. They are too young to defy me, David. Okay. Then we see her. I start charities, Miss 10 year old. I started toilet paper. I started toilet paper. I started toilet paper. Do you know how hard it was getting that first piece unstuck from the roll without wasting it? I was the one who came up with a name, quilted northern because I've been to the north, David. And I love quilts there. Cold, cold, cold place. And I resent any beer that puts toilet paper on there, but David, David. I don't find that charming at all. I find it in that charming. It's the opposite, David. That poor bear didn't even have a maid to clean up his mess. So next we move over to Megan. Co-parenting is so hard. By the way, I love that Megan complains about co-parenting with the assumption that Jimmy is doing any sort of parenting whatsoever. Jimmy's parenting is like texting BN. Bye now. His co-parenting is like, "Let's go to Lake Havasu and drink beer." Bye. Yeah. Well, you can tell Megan hasn't seen Jim for a long time because she shows up with like a 30 pound weave. And then this weird Barbie pink headband. I don't know what she was doing, but she was all excited. She's like, "Yeah, here we are at Applebee's, David." I mean, Jim, Jim, yeah, we're here together for the first time. It's amazing. We haven't spent this much time apart. And he's like, "Yeah, it was really quiet." Yeah. She's like, "It's been like two weeks since I've seen you last." And he's like, "Ah, I was shooting for three." He's like, "It was so quiet there." And he's like, "Can I just have a burger?" And then just licks his fingers the whole time. I love that there were some plays called like, "Babets." It's just like, of course there were some snooze plays call. Jimmy, let's go to "Babets." They make the best burger, "Babets" for you. He's like, "Yeah, whatever." They started talking about, "Of course, you know, if your husband is already spending a ton of time away from home and not abiding you on trips to Lake Havasu, the best thing to do, the second you get to lunch with him at Applebee's or whatever, "Babapelbee's is the best." It's actually, no, I think it's more like, you know how there's like, Magic Johnson's T.J. Friday's or Magic Johnson's Friday's. It's like, "Babets, Applebee's." It's like, the low price call it, "Betslebee's." Let's have some Jack Daniels soak chicken breasts. Oh my God, this is coated with Captain Crunch. I'm in. In Orange County, the slogan is not when you hear your family. It's when you hear your, you know, sometimes, sometimes seen by your husband. Yeah, when you're here, your husband wishes you weren't. "Babapelbee's." When you hear your husband is not cheating on you at that moment. Unless you're letting him text. When you're here, you're being tolerated. "David, FaceTime cheating still counts, David. Put down that phone, David." So anyway, yeah. So she, he's been gone. And so the first thing you do when your husband has been avoiding your ass is bring up women drama because husbands love that, especially Jim. She's like, "So Jim, Vicki, we were at this party." And then Vicki was like, "You're not the real mom of that baby." And I was like, "What ever, bitch, you're old." And Jim goes, "I would blow my fuse if someone tried to tell me how to race someone else's child." "Oh, did you hear what you just said?" He's like, "Totally agreeing with Megan." She's like, "She was saying that that wasn't my child." And he's like, "Well, she doesn't have a right to tell you how to race someone else's child." So embarrassed for Megan. I know, I know. And then her response was, "I mean, in some ways, she's right." You know, but all I'm trying to do is erase the bad parenting of the past 17 years. I'm like, "Oh, she has such a cut fitness. I can't deal with her." She is such a free booty class. No, she is totally obnoxious. I mean, she's not necessarily wrong. I mean, there have been terrible parenting choices with Hailey. Terrible, terrible, terrible. But for her to say that on camera, that's great. I'm sure Hailey will love hearing that, you know. Yeah, and at least she's got her pink hair when Lee Ann died. It's like Jesus Christ. Pink hair doesn't forgive you being a cut fitness the rest of the time. Yeah. Okay, why don't we just say that for now? And that's our new seaward, I guess. Yes, cut fitness. But the best is that when they do finally start talking about Hailey's future in her life, Jimmy's basically like, "Yeah, well, don't get your hopes up high about Hailey's future." You know, like her big goal is that she wants to go to community college, but even that's not certain. She's like, "Well, wait till she gets there and finds out that there are no classes for her, then she'll learn a lesson." Well, what she's going to learn is she's going to mope about it and she's going to whine. And then she's going to re-write her life story and say, "Well, you know what? I realize school isn't for me anyway. I decide to get a job and she won't even do that." Yeah, she's just going to ask for more money and then she'll get money. I mean, what's the point of being born to a rich person? He's like, "Who cares college? She's rich. Like what the fuck do I care?" I did what I'm supposed to do. I've done what every father is supposed to do. I made my child rich. Now get off my ass and pretend to raise her for a while. Yeah, go ahead, Hailey. Go whine about, you know, whatever you want to whine about. Your new formal dress. Yeah, so Megan's like, "I'm not a babysitter." Yeah, you kind of are because you're taking care of a child for money. So just shut up and suck it up. Exactly. So then we move on to Tammer's house, where the scene opens with Eddie talking. And Eddie could not be more boring if you try. He is the most boring person. Literally the things he, what he's saying, this is his quote, as the scene's open. He's talking to Tammer's mom. Yeah, so today we did this new workout. One pull-up, one row, one bicep curl, then two pull-ups, two rows, two bicep curls, and then on and on and on. I'm like, could you be less interesting if you tried? That is the biggest tame gay on Bravo. Hashtag tame gay. tame gay. Oh, I missed the tame gays. That's not more tame gay. He can't be more tame gay than Reza's fiance. Yeah, that's true. Well, at least Reza's fiance is interesting. You watch his free-balling porn. I had never even heard of that before that, so. Well, I'm sure that Eddie does, I think Eddie does, too. I did a push-up, and then I made sure the shelves were clear, and then I did another push-up, and then I set up. Eddie watches free-ball porn, too, but instead of guys with, like, dicks flopping around, it's just people holding medicine balls. He loved it right, and he's like, yeah, yeah, babe. You know, he watches free-ball porn. It's called the elliptical machines. Whoa! Yeah, you know, you're really into gay sex when you give up free-balling porn, and you just open a gym with a men's-only sauna. Like, that's when you're, like, taking it to the next level. You go, boy. So anyway, the mom is there, and I don't know if you notice this, but Tamara's mom, hey, she hasn't been yelled at this year for being a terrible mother. So you know what, congratulations, Tamara. Yeah, good job. But also, she opens the scene, talking, or trying to pretend that she's listening to Tame Gay, and she was wearing basically a painting from Ross Dress For Less as a shirt. Did you notice that? It was like a gray painting, and it said, "Cram de la Cram." Ross Dress For Less. I thought you were going to say it was going to be a painting, it was going to be a shirt that had, like, an Eiffel Tower on it, and then just said, "Paris." Yeah, it's like one of those. It's like Paris in five different languages. Or a home is where the heart is, with strange, different size fonts, and like a chicken. Yeah, you can know those paintings that you buy that were on a card that you saw 10 years ago, and that copyright is up or whatever. So they're like, "Hey, let's just make a plastic painting out of it and sell it at Ross." By the way, I'm totally going to TJ Maxx this week, because when we were in Austin, one of our listeners, Kat, I believe, she gave us each TJ Maxx gift certificate. So I'm totally going to go. So you're going to see what sort of, wait till this one, yeah, wait till this one right here, it gets some ceramic chef art for his kitchen. I want the ceramic chef cookie jar, do not get it. Yeah, I don't know what, I'm actually excited. I have to take stock in my kitchen and see what I actually need. TJ Maxx makes me nervous because I'm a Ross shopper, and TJ Maxx is very fancy to me. It's gotten fancy, especially the one at the Beverly Connection's super fancy. I'm like, "Whoa, isn't there supposed to be a piano player in here?" I mean, wow, that place is fancy. Pass the horse divorce. Yeah, I'm expecting Heather to bro to walk through here. Okay, so anyway, so nothing really- I just wrote huge vagina. Oh, wait, okay, so he's talking about his work out, and Tamara's mom is just like, "Well, have you pooped?" And then Tamara, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ryan's coming over to not meet his wife. Creme de la Creme shirt. Oh, Eddie's just like, "Yeah, well, you know, Tamara not being at the gym means that we're having more sex now." I don't know if they meant independently or what. He's like, "We're having more sex." And then Tamara's like, "Um, hello, batch. Have you met my mother? You're talking about sex in front of my mother?" And he's like, "Um, you got pregnant when you were 10, so I think she's used to- Yeah, I think the apple doesn't fall too far from the Creme de la Creme. Yeah, so then Tamara brings up this psychic that she knows, because last week when she was all, you know, Christian Lee, non-judgmental, about the psychic, this week she was like, "Oh yeah, I have a psychic too, batches." But he's like, "Good." And he's gonna come and we're gonna totally talk about psychic things from the future. Like, he showed me so many things. Like, one time he told me that Ryan's baby was gonna be a girl, because the doctor thought it was a boy. I'm like, "Oh my God, how big are the vaginas in this family?" I know. Scry people, calm down. "How could the doctor think that it was a boy?" What was he saying? I don't know. You know what, it's funny speaking of that, Ryan and his fiancee then don't they show up then, right? Because they've moved down to Orange County. And the fiancee to me reminds me of- Oh, I forget her name, she's so funny, but on Reno 911, the blonde one. Oh my God, she does look like her. It's like her out of uniform, right? Wendy- Wendy on the Goldbergs now, yeah. Yeah, she's so funny. Cubby? Cubby McQuabby? Yeah, exactly. But you know, the character she played on Reno 911 was like sort of super trashy, and that's what the fiancee reminds me of. Yeah, she does look like her. I'm trying to think who else- Oh, she also looks like Judy Greer a little bit. I would have to re-examine. Re-examine, okay. I will re-examine. It does. But anyway, they come and of course, the sun looks like, you know, he's auditioning for Sons of Anarchy too late. Orange County? He just came straight from the Orange County Fair. Yeah, Orange County gets everything later. Are they just getting Sons of Anarchy over there? I think so. I think so. Yeah, just peed on the doorstep. Oh, yeah. So he's a loser. Anyway, every time I see him now, I'm like, why Peter? So is he "Methi" or is he- I don't think he's "Methi." I think he's just, you know, orange, just typical Orange County trash. Is it just like, old, old steroid use? He's very mission VA-ho. Very mission VA-ho. Y'all don't get dollar storage jail. Okay, that shit seeps right through your brain, y'all. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know, you're so cute. Bueller just threw himself on his back and is looking at me upside down. Still not petting you, you're far. So then we got to Vicki. Vicki and Brooks are having a conversation. And Vicki's all sad. She's like, when am I going to stop feeling like I'm in a funk? And- which cracked me up because she's saying this to a guy who has cancer. Allegedly. I know. What are you going to worry about the funk? I mean, I know your mom died, which is very sad, but I mean, this guy's got cancer. She's like, yeah, oh gosh. You know, I mean, just such a funk. You know, it's so hard at me. Just your cancer and then cancer. And then coming home after talking about cancer all day to your cancer and all my gosh. And then keeping a binder of your cancer. I mean, it's a lot of organization. And then all that white bread that I can't buy because, you know, it's would be feeding the cancer. That's hard on me, you know? He's like, I'll hear a funk every day. And it's blasting on the dance floor. And I step touch to it. And the song is called Vicki. We got the funk, baby. And it's you. Oh, bro, you're so sweet. But I'm just, you know, I'm just, like, I'm real sad. I'm a whisper. She's such a weirdo. I like when she gets like that. She's like, catatonic. She's like, I'm so upset that I'm whispering in front of the gate with a martini for no reason. Too much fun. I went in the pool with my dress on. Too much fun. It's like I was in the underlays. Maybe you're in a funk because you're standing in front of your driveway with a martini instead of doing something with your life. Ooh, alert. Get out of there. Sorry. That's probably UPS stunning. I've been shot. I thought that was a de Bro back there. That was Collette. She just crawled out of the cabinets and scared Bueller. Yeah. I thought you crawled out of the TV. Did you watch a videotape of her recently? So now Vicki, no, so Brooke starts not no to you. I was knowing myself. I know I want to start talking about his cancer. I'm foreshadowing, OK? I know storytelling. OK, Ben. I know how to describe a funk. OK, so Brooke starts talking about his doctors. And he's like, well, yeah, you know, it's been so hard. Like one day I go to a doctor and then five years later I go to another doctor. But I'm really excited about this new doctor because he is the kind of cancer I have. Well, not the kind I had before, but the kind I have now, the brand I have now. And he just drinks a lot of juice. Oh my god. I know. God help me. And have you noticed that he's talking like Quad now? He's trying to sound very smart and presidential. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, sorry, I got it. No, no, you go ahead. I was going to say he's like, Quad and Jules, the Daffodil has it, baby. Pretty much. He's like, my cancer is the Daffodil Quad of the elliptical. It's like, what are you talking about? Hodgkin's lymphoma track of the cancer cell of the annebarium. Came in through the spiritual side of the annear to four. Vicki's like, oh, okay. Just, you know, just call me if you call me if you need somebody to talk to. You know, call me if you want to team up and play spell tower together. You know, but you're over there. You know, if you want to whoop it up, you know, and the chemo ward. I mean, the non-mower, the chemo ward. The chemo ward. Call me from the chemo ward slash juice bar. You know, if your doctor wants, if your doctor wants to whoop it up, we can all whoop it up together, but not too much. Otherwise, I have to stand here by the gate again. I would go inside, but I'm waiting for Brooks to get home from the orange chemo Julius. And until then, I just can't do it with the martini in a funk. Okay. You know, Brooks, he's about to get his punch card hit gotten to the 10th time at jambakimo. Okay, so now it's the Tamara has gathered to ladies, right? Heather and Megan at the restaurant, because they're going to meet with the psychic. And Tamara is, she still can't believe that Shannon called her a shitsdura. How does Tamara not accept this? How does she know at this point, how can she not believe that she's a shitsdura? Why is this a surprise to her that anyone ever called her a shitsdura? She is the queen shitsdura of Bravo. Yep, I'm loving her, um, her faux Christian way of saying it to you. She's like, oh, I had so much fun the other day batch. And you know, it was even fun hanging out with people I don't necessarily. But can you believe? I mean, how could she call me that? I was like, oh my God. Okay. Jesus forgives, but he also has on demand. Okay. You know, yeah, for Christ's sake, lady, give it up. Yeah. And then she blames Megan. She's like, it's because Megan's around. I think when Megan's around that, that, that, that shot in, like, it just sets her off because she doesn't like young people. Yeah. I messed out of your old. So then the psychic comes in. This is Scott Cruz. Oh, then Megan comes in. She's like, hey, guys, hey, I hear this. It's like, I can hear you guys. And, uh, yeah, the psychic is a FaceTime Sam. So FaceTime psychic and Megan's like, look, my husband. Yeah, that's the footage part. Tamara's like, so you know what's funny? We've actually never met. We've only done it on FaceTime. I'm like, this could not sound sketchy or if you ask it. So this guy comes in, Scott Cruz. And so now funny story. Now it comes to Ben's anecdote time. Uh, oh, do it. That, that, that. I'm standing at the gate with a drink. Just waiting for your love to wash over me and my phone. Now, like Tamara, I have never met Scott Cruz in person. But, um, back in the day, there was a website called Connection. Uh, it was like a gay social network, semi, like dating sort of thing. And, um, Scott Cruz and I used to talk. And, um, back then, he wasn't a psychic. By the way, color me floored when I saw that he was a psychic on this show. He was doing some sort of like music thing, I think, whatever. And we always talk, we'd be flirtatious. I think we even did a little sex thing. I'll say it. We did a little sex thing. And then I heard he did some sort of sketchy massage thing. Um, and, uh, so I never, I actually never. How could you even sex with somebody who talks with his hand so much? Like, how did he even, how did he even find the ability to text? Because when he talks, he's like Marcel Marceau. He's like building a wall in front of him. His, his, did you notice that he was doing that? He has like a traffic control gesture while he talks. He's like, and Dan, I talked to South. I mean, he's like directing, he's like directing the plane in and out of the slip. I know. Slip, what do planes go into? Exactly. And, um, and so like, to me, like when he came up on screen, first of all, he looked great. I was like, oh, at the very least he looks great. But, uh, I was like, this guy who's like, like dabbling in massage. That was a psychic. Like what is going on with this dude? Crazy. Not only that, but this, this sound is so gross. That this guy was dabbling is a music person. Then dabbling is a horror. Massue, masseuse. And then, uh, dabbling is a psychic. And then moved to Orange County because he could make it. He didn't, he didn't, any of the three. He didn't move to Orange County. Remember, Tamara said that he's like, he's in LA. Oh, Ben, you need to, oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah. So I don't know. To me, so when I saw this guy was on a psychic, I was like, oh, my goodness. My goodness. I think I, I think I dodged the bullet with that one. What is up with psychics? Every single psychic saying, your grandmother loves you. Who gives this shit? You know, if I paid you fucking $200, $300 for a psychic reading and you sat down and you're like, well, your Mima loves you. Well, fuck off. Could you find someone more interesting to talk to? I'm like, I barely called her when she was here. No, she's still alive, actually. Sorry, Mima. But, you know, if, if she was gone, it's like, find me someone more interesting to talk to for Christ's sake. I barely call that woman as it is. I know exactly. And, you know, you know, it was hilarious to me, the readings he was giving, because it was like, he was, when Megan was saying, like, or someone was saying that Shannon has an issue with Megan, and he's like, oh, well, you know, that's because Megan's a threat. It's like, oh, congratulations. Did like, did, did some like spirit from the beyond, like, give you this very easy to deduce information? Here's a young, pretty girl. Yeah. Heather's, Heather's Mima said it. Also, I love that this is a total setup by Tamara. Obvious. It's like, obvious. The first of two, by the way, the first of two major bombshell setups. This week on Bravo, the second one we were talking about. Oh, yeah. Well, Tamara's was just as bad. She just doesn't have people with enough balls to call her out on it, like, married to medicine. But it's an obvious setup. And then this guy, no one brings up Shannon. He does. He's like, yeah, and I sense that you have a problem with an old, awful person. It's like, shut up. Come on, like Tamara didn't totally tell him that before. Yeah. Give me a break. This guy is totally off the backstage West. Yeah. I know. It was, it was crazy to me. So the big thing that he says, obviously, is that when they're talking about, um, brooks having cancer, which I'm surprised. Why would they even bring up brooks having cancer at this psychic reading? You know, most people just care about, like, you know, the bullshit in there. And by the way, Tamara rolling her eyes at Vicky's psychic, right? And then she brings in this guy and she's like, oh, but this guy's good. Yeah, she's a fucking hypocrite. It's so funny. She's like, well, mine's on FaceTime. So at least I know he can afford a bone, uh, batch. So Scott Cruz says, like, I don't see cancer. Like I'm not saying it's not there. I just don't see it. Well, yeah, of course you don't see it because, first of all, how can you get a psychic reading on a person who's not even in the room, right? Isn't the whole thing. How can you see it if your hands are waving in front of your face? So maybe you should stop moving your arms so much. Not even you can see something. Not even Jackie, Sean, Sean, Sean, and Melbourne does readings on, on people who aren't in the room. She doesn't, she has to speak to them or be around them. You know, he doesn't, what most psychics do. You can't just like pluck someone out of the ether and be like, oh, tell us about that person. No, I don't see the cancer. No, I don't see, no, she, oh, she's having a tough time. I think, oh my God, she is having a tough time. But I think she, but things are turning around. Oh, but she is feeling better, but it's going to take a while. But she did say I was going to take a while. Oh my God, he's so good. Every time a bus passes, he's like, someone has cancer on that bus. Someone has cancer, stop the bus. Oh, it's gone now, gone. Oh, that dog, that dog, that dog's going to limp in a year. Shut up. He's like, I'm not seeing cancer, but I am seeing schmancer. And also, how can you see cancer if it's not dead yet? Did I already say that? Well, isn't it possible that maybe in Brooks's offense, maybe the cancer is going to be healed? Maybe that was the psychic vibe that he got, that the cancer's gone away, or going away. Not that it was, anyway. I'm not even going, oh my God. Arg you, I don't see the cancer. I also loved when he said, well, normally I meditate before I do a reading, like I meditate for 15 minutes. Oh yeah, this is totally the same thing as sitting down, ordering alcohol and eating an awesome blossom while you're giving out your fucking psychic reading. You idiot. And everyone's like, wow. Heather's like, yeah, my grandma did love me. She was so nice. Like, this is really killing me. And then Megan's going to have one baby. And what else did he say? Oh yeah, and then Tamara's like, yeah, but what about Becca? And then, yeah, the cancer is fake. So, of course, in true bravo fashion, only on bravo, does someone say a psychic told me? And then it becomes a major storyline for the rest of time. Like, yeah. What the hell? I know, it's ridiculous. It's like, I got a fortune cookie today. And it said, and it said, thank you, come again, have a nice day. And Tamara would be like, Becca's a batch for the next year. Yeah, no, no. Her cookie looked like, her cookie looked like Ryan's baby's vagina. It was so big, everyone thought it was a bolded penis. Anyway, we're talking about it anymore. Just please, just keep talking. Well, so anyway, now, after this fake bombshell, Tamara is hosting a booty class at Cut Fitness. And I know there was one person who was a little befuddled by it. And that was Shannon, who was like, I don't get this big ass shit going on right now. I think an ass should be small, damn it. If you're running and your butt isn't flapping in the wind like a flag, you're not doing it right, David. David? David, how big was the ass on the mistress that you banged, David? And then Tamara's working so hard to look pro so she can get her gym on TV or whatever. Yeah. And so she proves how professional and hardworking she is by opening the scene by going, how does the mic work? How do I even put this on? Like, how does this work, batch? Okay, what do I do? Like, what are the moves I need to do? Like, she's basically saying she's never been there before. And I was asking Eddie how to do it. And then when people liked it, she's like, yeah, I totally designed that. She's like, now let's all go for a run. Be careful of the warped floors. Don't want you to trip. Yeah. We're going to do this class outside because I don't want anybody to assume it. Got your ass. And Jan's like, I can't run. I pee when I run. Yeah, I'm not some Shannon talked about her Joker baby vagina. God bless her heart. If I run, I pee in my pants. And then Megan's like, yeah, I need booty class because like, I can't grow a butt. And I can't get implants because they're like really dangerous. And then Tamara and the biggest setup of the season so far is like, Oh, yeah, we just did my exercise class batch. So I got Brooks the cake. I invited Brooks over. Yeah, or as you did Brooks's birthday. And Vicki's like, well, you know, Brooks, uh, Brooks can't eat cake, but cancer loves it. So let's just celebrate cancer's birthday. Woohoo. Meanwhile, I'm surprised that Shannon was even able to like participate in this entire conversation because based on her exercise, I just, I'm still imagining her like flopping around doing the squats. Like Shannon, can you can you drop your butt down a little more? No, no, no, David. No, my butt is not going any lower. David, David. Yeah, so Tamara brought this cake over and then, um, uh, and then, uh, Megan use this opportunity to invite everyone to go to a NASCAR race in Fontana. Oh, good. So trash. 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So he starts talking about his cancer and how he's going to put chemo on pause because he's had it for five years, all different types. Now he's going to go to this doctor that's going to put him on a juice diet and give him lots of rivestrel. Heather's like, "Yeah, that's what's in wine. That's what they say keeps you young." "That's what's in red wine, but it's not in my method, champagne was." And also, Heather knows better than anybody that that shit doesn't work. Otherwise, she wouldn't have stable-gunned her fucking face to look like a gerbil. Yeah, rivestrel doesn't work. Okay, this has to prove it. So the key thing is that Brooks, when he's talking about his cancer, first of all, again, the producers are playing stupid coconut music. They're like, "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." And then on top of that, he's like, "Yeah, this doctor, this doctor had the kind of cancer that I had. I mean, have." And then everyone's like, looking at each other like, "Feels the cat clocks, looking back on the floor." Do you hear that? Do you hear that? That was amazing. I love that clock. So everybody's looking back and forth at each other, freaking out. Meanwhile, he's just like, has an excuse to drink a bottle of wine a day now. But I mean, it sounded like it was just a slip of the tongue because he said, "Well, the doctor has the same kind of cancer that I had. Well, have. He had it." I mean, it sounded like he was just whatever. I mean, he's been lying so long that if he is lying, he should be better at it. I think it was just a slip of the tongue. The man is trying to make a poetry card every time he speaks to you guys. It's not easy. I actually think it was a slip of the tongue also. And also, what was I going to say about this stupid Brooks cancer thing? Oh, everybody, when he left, of course, everybody, and by everybody, I mean, Tamara brings up. Did you notice what he said? Well, no, well, actually, what first happened was that Meghan actually broached the topic. So Meghan is like, she says this, and then Meghan actually tells Shannon, she goes, "We met with a psychic the other day, and the psychic says Brooks doesn't have cancer." And I'm like, "Don't, don't, don't." I'm like, "Oh, well, in that case, a psychic, some random psychic from WeHo, who has dabbled in psychicness. Has a Zeus for a psychic." Yeah, has declared this. That really cracked me up. So, and then Tamara following it up with, what did you hear me? I don't like that Meghan brought that up because now it's a topic conversation. You just brought a FaceTime psychic in on national TV. It's going to be a topic of conversation. Exactly. And on top of that, if you don't want it to be a topic of conversation, you shouldn't have said, "Hey, did you hear what Brooks said? Brooks said had instead of had." I'm like, "Well, you are actually now perpetuating this as a topic of conversation." Yep. So then Shannon starts getting super uncomfortable. And I guess we can just move over to, oh. Well, then Heather goes, the scene ends with Heather going, "I'm not sure it's our business," which is kind of the model of this show. People would be like, "It's probably not our business, but let's keep talking about it anyway." No, we don't want to talk about your fucking house anymore. So, bring on the FaceTime cancer figure out. I also liked when Brooks was like, "Well, I'm going," because they were saying, "Why are you quitting chemo?" Because people have to do that. He's like, "Well, I do it every six, was it six weeks or six months or something?" He's like, "Well, I do it every six something or other, but it hasn't been working that darn chemo, so now I'm going to just have some juice or whatever." It's called being aggressive. And then they even got on him about saying being aggressive because Vicki was saying, "Oh, I'm not going to stop because I'm going to be aggressive because that's how you beat kick-eating cancer." And then they show a clip of her saying that and then talking about how aggressive she is with a book, filing papers in a book with different colored tabs about what the hell is going on on this show? I don't even understand my own notes, and I just watched it right before we started this. I'm like, "What?" And then in the middle of all this, Bravo inserts a scene of Vicki trying to write 1 million on a smartboard, and it keeps on changing to 1,000. She did it like four times. She's like, "Okay, it's going to work this time now, and we write 1 million." It's like 1,000. No, 1 million. She thinks it's broken, but it's actually taking into account the dawn years. Every time she puts in money, it's going to take 90% of it out. So like this smartboard is telling you, "Work it out, okay?" Even if the guy just sits on your couch all day and you fuck other people at night, "Who cares? Work it out. It's cheaper." Let's just whoop it up on the smartboard now. Whoop it up. They're like, "Would you do you mean work it out?" No, whoop it out. Do you mean work it out? Whoop it up, oh God. Dan, get Dan in here to fix this. Dan, it'll only show up on the screen as W-O because you took half the letters. You're ruining my catchphrase. That's going to be on t-shirts, Dan. Whoop it up. Whoopi Goldberg. No, whoopi gold. Geez, Dan, can you fix this? I love also that Vicki still takes her time to make little digs where she's like, "Oh, you know, that grandbaby sure helped Camber be a nicer person. She needed that." What was I going to say? Oh yeah, Tamara's sitting there being so judgmental about Vicki's relationship and then in walks child our in walks wife abuser. So that gets my grandbaby. Oh, take a break out of your judging somebody else to hug your son's of anarchy extra wife leader. It'll be fun. I was, by the way, I was surprised that Heather Dupro did not sanitize herself to hold the baby, not because I have any objections to it. I just thought of anyone. She would be the first one to sanitize herself. And I was a little surprised and impressed that she was like, "Oh, whatever. I've had four kids. She's had four kids." She's probably like, "There are a lot more germs in Bear household and there are in my arms right now, so I'll just hold the baby." Yeah, no kidding. She's like, "They're way poorer than me. What is it going to catch rich?" I was just impressed that Heather was holding the baby at all and didn't bring a nanny in to do it. You know that her ass didn't hold her own. Yeah, exactly. Like she's like, "Well, whatever, I'm having the Dupro, woman of the people." None of us want to hold our baby. Am I right? It's me, Shannon. It's me, Heather. What is my problem today? Fucking A. So anyway, then we move on to the climactic scene of the episode, which is that it's Brooks's birthday dinner. And this whole thing happens on Brooks's birthday. So one thing we forgot to mention in the exercise class is that Brooks enjoyed himself a glass of saki, which I mean, I don't know what the deal is. Are you not supposed to drink booze when you have cancer or chemo? No, it feeds that, you know, cancer loves booze. Cancer's now going home. How's your memory? Cake addict. Remember Daisy couldn't drink booze. Remember on Blood, Sweat, and Heels? Well, yeah, you're basically drinking poison. So if you're having cancer, you can't be having that stuff. But yeah, he had that and then everybody started ripping apart every little thing about the records. And then Shannon did her favorite Shannon move, where she's pretending to be such a big victim and everything. And that's when she gets like really adamant about something that she already knows is going to go haywire so that when she cries about it later, she can talk about what a good friend she is. She's done this many, many times and I'm on to you, bitch. And I love that she does it in this show. She's or this episode. She's like, well, Brooks, Brooks has cancer. Who would make up something about no one would do that? And I just want to support Vicki. And that's why I'm trying to get him to go to a doctor because I want to help him because all I care about is Brooks and his very real cancer. Because you know that shit's gonna hit the fan. And by the way, I actually would like to say something, which is that Shannon mentioned that when Brooks got his diagnosis, that she offered to put him in touch with someone like someone to high up at Children. It's called City of Hope, whatever it is. But it's like a very famous cancer program slash hospital, like really famous. Of course, I of course, I can't remember what it's called. I think it's called City of Hope. But that's a big that's actually a big deal. And the fact that Brooks did not take her up on that, I mean, that's a little surprising to me like if you all get back to when I get my medical records. Yeah, it's like the thing that he has all of his medical records and Vicki binder with all the organized tabs and stuff. They just kept catching him and lie after lie. The booze is pretty damning. And the fact that he didn't know this is your life they're talking about like when you have cancer, if you have cancer, that is that's serious. And most people are willing to do whatever they can to get rid of it, you know, because it's just not something that you fuck around with. So I know personally, if if someone had an inn with someone very high up in a renowned institution for treating cancer, I wouldn't be like, Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll get back to you. Like that's that is very fishy. And I agree with Shannon on that. Yeah, it's pretty fish. So the they got up, they go to Applebee's or whatever. So it's a double date with Shannon and Vicki and their hubs, their man. It's it's Brooks birthday dinner where Brooks treats himself to two cocktails. The two cocktails. Yeah. Well, you know, those those commercials, they used to show where there's people with holes in their throat and they're still smoking the cigarette through the hole in their throat. Yeah, maybe it's like that. Yeah. So maybe he's just an alcoholic too. So you cut out his tongue, but he'll still he'll still try and make a very romantic greeting card for you with his with his word. Yeah. The psychic is like, I am not seeing any sobriety. Sorry. So so anyway, so Megan is uncomfortable. I'm not Megan. Sorry. Shannon is uncomfortable because she knows what the girls have been saying. And she feels like she's being a bad friend by not telling Vicki. And so Shannon's getting more and more. Let's do it. It is birthday dinner. Why not call him a liar just birthday dinner? You know, a good friend. A good friend wouldn't wait until the next day. I'm a good friend, Vicki. This is not Shannon's shining moment in terms of judgment, because I mean, I understand why she feels awkward about it. But girl, just hold on a day. Like you can literally wait. This is so not pressing, you know, give it a sec. But I think the I think the issue is that Shannon was probably drunk. And so she was feeling drunk and she felt like she had to get out. So she calls Vicki into the bathroom and she's like, well, David and I are having a wonderful time, which is surprising because I normally have so many negative thoughts this time of the day. And I have to tell you something that the girls were saying, and Megan said something that was so awful about Brooks. And you know, I love you and Bruxy. I love you. I love you. It was so awful. And Vicki's like, don't want to hear it. Don't want to hear it. Yeah, Vicki immediately gets pissed that she's even going to bring it up anything up on the on his birthday, which I actually loved that she got so pissed off. I thought it was hilarious. And also, I just love that she's so fucking fed up with it because you know, she knows what's coming. And she's like, really, you're going to do this in the middle of an awesome blossom. And also Shannon's totally fake crying. She's doing her whole, well, you know, I remember my girls were saying, well, I know, I just want to be a good friend to you. And no tears are coming out. She's just like, I think she's real crying. I think that Shannon is real. I think she real cries because she's sometimes a mental case. But I think what happens, she does real cry. And that's how I know it's fake because when unlike some Botox bitches on these shows, when she cries, actual tears come out. Yeah. And they didn't today. She was just like, oh, Vicki. Well, the thing is, Vicki was annoyed, but she wasn't really mad at first. She just like, no, don't want to talk about it. Don't want to talk about it. Let's go back out there. So they go back out there and Shannon is like still crying. And she's like, she actually can't. This is why I think it was real because she couldn't get it together. You know, she just was still like crying. And the more she cried, the more Vicki got annoyed because now Shannon was making things strange at the table. And Vicki's like, you know, you didn't basically Vicki's mindset was you didn't have to bring this up. And now you're like, I'm not crying. Why are you crying? You're making this so awkward. And they're like, Oh, Vicki, don't shoot the messenger. But Vicki's like, no, like, that's it. I'm not going to. This is now it's ruined. You're being awkward. And then Vicki stormed out. And then Shannon's like, I'm not wearing this birthday. I'm not going to ruin it. I'm like, you're bawling at the table over some stupid bullshit. You are all you are absolutely ruining it. And also she never told Vicki what the thing was. So Vicki didn't even know what she was mad at. She's just like, that's it. I'm not going to listen anymore. Brooks loves me more than anybody else in the world. And if Brooks wants to feed his cancer, kick, then fine. We'll start a yelp for cakes. I am here to support Brooks. And that's it. And then start screaming and yelling and then leaves. And she says, fuck you, Shannon. And she screams, fuck you and leaves. And then Shannon's like, oh, Ricky. Well, that was terrible. Yeah, that did not go well, honey. Yeah. Shannon's like, so good. Shannon's basically like, well, I didn't want to let her go. I would have run after her, but you know, if I run, I pee in my pants. Okay. And that's what the that's where the episode ended for the week. So that was a little our actual CEO. And next week looks great. Looks like, looks like Vicki finally has it out with Megan, you know, even waiting for Vicki to unleash her fury on my starting her ult. And it looks like it's finally gonna happen. So I'm excited about that. Oh, yeah, I forgot to add that, of course, when they're in the bathroom and Shannon's fake crying to Vicki, she goes, you won't believe what what Megan was saying about Brooks today. Of course, he has to like, take it and make it about the 30 year old and nobody else. Okay, Shannon. I love it. So now you want to go on to Mary to a man. Yeah, let's go to Mary into medicine. I have to say something. I enjoyed this episode. I, you know, normally I find this show to be more boring than an Ed Sheeran song. But no, this was this is actually entertaining for me. I was actually kind of like into it. Although they did use a loop pedal like Ed Sheeran did because they just kept saying the same things over and over. It was like, they have nothing to talk about. So they just keep repeating their segments. Toya is just every single segment is like, if you were just, I'd go get infugious for the people, but like, you'll get it, but you won't, but they're gonna get infugious into the face. That's how he does it every day. Well, well, well, Juda's gonna go on vitamin and get more vitamins, which I don't think is that cost effective because we can't be giving out $400. Blenders to everyone. No vitamins. Toya vitamins. Oh, what I should have done was double check the spelling of I thought a vitamin was a blender. At first people, they got the watt freps, lips don't eject to aid to them. But you know, I deal with OG that we felt love. Well, you know, I decided, you know, Marvel is so like big right now that I'm gonna expand the Marvel universe and give everyone spot a man vitamins or the little killer hangover. Whoa, dude, get the avalanche. So she's talking infusions. Meanwhile, Quad has a shop, a pop-up shop, and the shop is a pop, and don't be laughing at the shop when it's popping, honey, because that is coin. Okay, when you see my heretooth therefore of the shop popping up, there is coin flowing from the change machine. But a $5 bill and they get 20 back because that is my AT my pop shop. What? The corn goes in. Don't don't be shaded in the pop-up shop because the corn goes in and what comes out is more coin. Like what? Quad is saying don't don't eat popcorn. Eat popcorn. That comes out of my shop. My shop popcorn. A pop shop is popping coin. You could slice the meatloaf anywhere you want, honey, but the draperies are on the pop-up shop. You can say what you want about my shop, but my shop about to pop. Don't put mustard on it. What? You can put the corn in my machine, but guess what? The pop-up shop will still be on the roller skates. That would do. Quad talking about her pop-up shop killed me. She's like, I have gone all out for this pop-up shop here to fall. I have gone on social media. I've had my friends go on there here to fall media of the social. I'm like, that is not putting it out there, Quad. What kind of PR is that? Like, would you please download the repost retweet app or whatever? She could extra like my pop-up shop that has no address and won't ever be in the same place again. Like, what's that? She's like, well, this particular pop-up shop has a particular amount of publicity because I have done some particular tweets on the Twitter social media network in particular. She loves adding random words like particular or like quite. Remember, what was the thing a few weeks ago? She had been saying like, we've had quite a disagreement. Well, there were there were several words. Particular word was said in quite some time. She needs to shut up. I was very happy because this episode we got to see Kari coming back. Kari, yeah. She's like, Duncan. She didn't know that we're going to Aspen soon, but she wanted to go visit Toya first. Yeah. I'm so busy. Duncan loves to go to vacation all over the world. And Toya's like, Infusion. Oh, Jane, Infusion. Kari just sat there staring at her board. Yeah. And Toya's like, we're going to do injections. We're going to do lip things. We're going to do things for the eyes. We're going to do things on the head in the hair. And Kari's just looking at her like been there, done that. Like, what are you telling me for, bitch? Yeah, you're going to pull up in front of my house on a bicycle and expect this to get done. This is a raft in my lip, bitch. You think you're going to compete with this? I have been struggling with injections for the past 20 years. It's a personal struggle of mine, but I'm getting to the top of it. And I'm going to Aspen. Well, find a new injection. I'm going to inject snow into my lips. Quartz next pop-up shop will henceforth be in my lips. They're scouring my lips. But you know what I jumped ahead because the first thing that happened was, as you were mentioning, Toya was going around to these different houses with a little gym for Nomad MD to get vitamins to get people off the hangovers. So then they first they go to Jill and Jill's like, what are you doing here? But it's like, stupid because there's a camera crew inside Jill's house. So for her to be surprised, this is ridiculous. Why would you break into people's house for first thing in the morning for infusion? I'm going to sit here and watch you and say, wow a lot. Blink, blink. She's like, why vitamins? I already took some vitamins today. What are you doing here? Oh my god. I love that Eugene's like, well, you know, I'm just really uncomfortable. This is more like sales. I just want to be doing something I'm comfortable with. And Tori is like, you use comfortable in the in the, yeah. And he's like, yeah, exactly. She's like, it's the same thing Eugene. He's like, no, actually, it's really not the same thing as the E.R. Toya. Okay, going to rich ladies houses and injecting rubber into their lips is not the same thing, is like, you know, putting together someone who just got hit by a bus. Yeah, exactly. And I love Toya now. Her thing is that she wants to turn a little mad MD into like a brick and mortar location where people can come in and get their injections. Like, first of all, this is totally against the idea of Nomad MD. Nomad MD, the idea is that you get house calls. That's what makes it special. Second of all, now it's totally away from it. It's basically, she's making a spa, which has nothing to do with medicine or house calls. She's totally, totally different. I mean, now that you're talking the E.R., maybe we could get people that maybe you could sell it to the people in the E.R. Maybe they break their spine or something and give them a new nose. I know for you. It's like, great. This business is already not doing well. It's already losing money. So you know, the last thing it needs, it needs overhead. Like, okay, take on some business space and some like full-time employees. Yeah, that's a great way to get out of it, Toya. Eugene looks so uncomfortable and Jill just turns right away from Eugene. Like, she just stops returning that she's even listening to his direct TV. She'll be all because that's totally how he was acting. And she's like, well, blink, blink. I wanted to talk about Heavenly. She was so rude to my husband. And then it cuts to Heavenly talking about it. And she's like, she was like, I don't know what Asinine. What was she saying? Was she talking about Jill when she was like, that is just, oh, yeah, she was telling Toya this when Toya questioned her. She was like, I just, I didn't tell him to require. I didn't know what Asinine stuff was gonna come out of his mouth. You know, if you assume something, if you assume and you make an ass out of you and nine, it's like, Heavenly, just shut up. Heavenly's like another one he's trying to pretend she's way smarter than she is. I know. I also love how in the beginning of the episode, we saw Heavenly is two boys. And it's like, they just don't appear on camera. It's like, it's all Alora and or Lauren, whatever her name is. And it's like, oh, she actually has two boys, too. I wonder how they feel about the fact that they are basically, you know, shoved in the closet or something, you know? They do not seem to like her. Yeah. They never finish their breakfast and they never speak to her. You just see them grunt and leave. Yeah. They just like, there's like these spirits that flew through and get off cameras. Yeah. So then we also saw Lisa Nicole. So Lisa Nicole is still dealing with the aftermath of having been not invited to Simone's mom's versus kid basketball game. And so Lisa Nicole, the classy girl that she is, you know, her kids were excited to go to the basketball game. And instead of saying it's, oh, you know, it's, it's not going to be happening or we can't do it anymore. She's like, well, mommy got disinvaded from the basketball thing. And I know, like, that seems mean that it, and she basically, she basically embroiled the kids in this thing. And I thought that was totally terrible. Oh, that's so gross. And she did it. She did it over and over the entire scene. Yeah. And I love that she was making it a family night scene. She's like, well, you know, what we do is have family night, because we find that the best time spent is family time spent. And so we're together. Because you weren't invited anywhere. Right, exactly. I don't want to won't bite you. And she's like, everyone hates us, but at least we have each other. And then cut to Darren, like holding his pool stick, looking like he just wants to fucking kill himself. I know. Oh, and please don't please shave off that Brillo pad. And you know, the least you can do is fix that facial hair because it is absolutely terrible. But I listen to this. Sorry. They just were like in jail. That was like family jail where it was like those family nights where no one wants to be together. You're just kind of forced to be. Yeah, we're here because we want to not because we are being shunned by the entire cast. Look how much father fun your father is playing with that stick. Yeah, just like miserable in the corner. She literally says at one point, no matter what the world throws at us, nothing gets between us. I'm like, except the stripper or five. Yeah, no kidding. Except a really cheap $5 sushi menu with the strip club, bitch. Yeah. But you know what they're doing, Darren? Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. I don't know. You can say about yours. I was just going to say, I like when Darren said, I like pool because, you know, my mother raised me in what what was called the projects. Yeah. Oh, is that what that is called? I've never heard of it. Oh, these projects. Is Lisa Nicole on something because her she has Garfield eyes. They're always have closed and she talks really weird and slow. I have no idea. But you know, she did actually have a good point, which is that this basketball thing is like a mother child mother son event and quad doesn't have kids. So it is it is a little weird that quad quad got the invite over Lisa Nicole kind of except that supposedly, and this is obviously off our Facebook wall, supposedly Lisa Nicole ran those background checks on everybody. Quad is just the one making it her storyline. Right. Well, so then we have, this is when Carrie came in because Carrie then goes visits Toya and Toya is talking about this whole craziness and cares like, well, they certainly didn't seem to have a problem hanging out together at Porsche Williams's event. And sure enough, on Instagram, there it is. It's it's there was actually like a little collage that someone had posted and was like, here's quad on the carpet and there's Lisa Nicole. So they're both on their cheap ass, yeah, Luke carpet or whatever. Give me a break. They weren't there together. And also, well, it doesn't. Yeah. Quad has the right to suspend the rules because Porsche is more famous than exactly any of these bitches. Exactly. But it was all the fuel that was needed to make things interesting this episode. So then we go to the pop-up shop where Quad is using Sworsky crystals on her dog clothes. I don't know. You ever you ever see those fancy Sworsky crystals? Lord, Sworsky. Sworsky like Norman Sworskoff. Yes, like nothing says like fashion authority than calling Sworsky crystals. I'm not even sure if it's Sworsky crystals properly. But you know, I'm not a fashion authority. So yeah, you're not Ben because Quad actually knows how to run a pop-up shop. And I really like how she explained it to us. She was like, I am having a shop that's gonna pop. And people will come to my shop. And I will say, four score 19,000 years ago, a shop was popped and buyers come. And they see the shop, they see the shop pop and the closed crop in the pop shop and they'll buy them. I'm like, we know what a fucking store is Quad for Christ's sake. We know how it works. Like, buyers come and they buy things and then sell them for twice the price. So good luck with your $300 fucking sock-sized dress. Yeah. And heavenly, heavenly is like, well, we're basically in a warehouse with some curtains up, you know. And you know, the thing is that like a, I mean, most pop-up shops, sure there were pop-up shops and hangers and whatever, those are more like pop-up sales. Like a pop-up shop is when there is an existing shop and then you take it over for a weekend, like you don't take off like a warehouse. I mean, you can, but it just seems like so not smart, you know, the whole idea of a pop-up shop. I mean, you can take over anywhere, it's just that there's going to be dogs pissing everywhere. So yeah, but like, I don't think anywhere was going to let them. She had to go to like a dog. They were like canine helpers or something. It was like for blind people, which is also very fitting because those clothes were hideous. But you can- You better get those blind dogs in here. No one's going to buy those clothes. You better hope there's some rich blind dogs. Yeah, I mean, you can of course do a pop-up shop anywhere. But the whole, I think the way you're supposed to, one of the reasons why you do a pop-up shop is that you maximize your exposure by kind of piggybacking on the exposure of the store that you pop up in, right? So it was like, you know, it was like you can have your stuff sold on Main Street USA for three days. And that's like a good thing. You get more walk-ins, et cetera, et cetera. Anyway, I mean, listen, I may be talking out of my ass again. I'm a podcaster, so I feel like I have license to do that. But I just don't think this was maybe her smartest move. Either way, either way, we- It's during this time that Toya, of course, happily tells Simone, shows her the picture of of Quad and Lisa Nicole being at an event together. And Simone is immediately really pissed off because she sort of made herself look like an asshole telling Lisa Nicole that she wasn't allowed to come for events. So now Simone is like, well, I've got to fix this. So she goes, and she confronts Quad, and she's like, Quad, she's like, you know, you were at an event with Lisa Nicole basically. She basically says, I've seen the picture, you're at an event. And Quad is like, well, you know, well, you know, in this particular event, well, I mean, I had no idea that she was going to be there. And then Simone just stares at her. It doesn't even respond, just stares. And Quad's like, well, I mean, you know, this, you know, you know, there's a lot of people there. And, you know, Quad and Daffodil, you know, has it, baby? And Simone just keeps staring. And I loved that Quad. She like, she was just like spiraling down, and all Simone was doing was just staring at her, letting her dig her own grave. It was so funny. Quad was hilarious in the scene. Well, I want to get to the heavenly talking to her, too, because Quad was confronted twice, and it was so fucking funny, well, times this time she's, she started freaking out with someone talking to her. And then she's like, well, you know what I would wait, hold on, I'm trying to see if that's this is the heavenly part. So for the, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm getting lost because I'm laughing at quad words. Yeah, but she's like, yeah, we were both there, but it was a coincidence. Duh, like it's a party that you both have. Maybe I duh. That's not really a defense, but she goes, were we dressed alike? Did we go as twins? No, we did. We weren't there hugging. We weren't in a canoe together going up a mountain. We were just there with the coincidence. What I like is when I move at my own accord. I was like, what? What are you talking about? Like the point is, the point is you were able to be in a space together without there being an altercation. So your whole reason for not, for like, not showing up of Lisa's there or vice versa is bullshit. She literally said what I like is when I move at my own accord. Girl, literally, that's not made up. And then when she was arguing with heavenly, because heavenly's like, what? And quad's like, no, I would not like to discuss this right now. She's like, well, you're going to discuss it. Because I don't know this. That's a question. And she's like, tell you, you and your little friends need to drop it, because I will not be speaking about it. You shouldn't even know about this dirty business. I don't even know how you know about it. Unless one of your little friends was talking, it's like quad. You were on speakerphone. They all heard you. You follow the police report. You follow the police report on TV, you idiot. And she's like, I don't want to bring anybody into this who will confront you or tell you you're wrong, because only people should bring are people who kiss her ass. And then she goes, well, that heavenly loves mess. Well, honey, you were not going to get me to wrap my lips around that. I was like, Oh my God, perfect timing for the gay guy. Yes. So right up. So this was the most obvious setup I think I've ever seen on Bravo. I have never seen something that was more like blatantly planned by someone. Obviously, what I'm saying is that quad clearly told this guy to approach her so that way she could see medicine. So do you want to be quad or do you want to be the gay guy? I'll be the gay guy. But also one of the employees with the production company was that fan buyer who was talking to her. And I recognize them from here, you know, from just being around. And that was totally an employee pretending to be a buyer. And then they follow it up with this, this guy. Okay. So I'll be quad. I am taking pictures in the red carpet. Oh, thank you so much. Come on. Come on everywhere. Do I have to deal? Is that quad quad? Can I please ask you a question? Oh, sure. What would you like to know? What about you and Leith in a cold? Oh, I'm sorry. In this particular instance, that's not something that I am here to fall allowed to talk. This is not my moment. I'd rather not talk about her. I'd rather not. Well, Leith in a cold is the one who needs to be talking to her man's because he's sleeping with men. Well, I, well, this is certainly a shock. I can't believe you'd say this right here. Yeah, he is sleeping with me. And so maybe her children need to know that. So you're saying that Leith and Nicole's husband, Darren, Darren Nicole is sleeping with you. I am sure I can't believe this. This is a shock. Go on. What else he's going to say? He's took his penis so far inside me that $5 sushi came out at the end. I can't believe you are saying that this I have, I have my event to tend to. I can't be listening to these details of Dr. Darren, having sex and putting his penis in you and having quads and daffodils come out the other end. I can't, I don't believe this. Go on. I have to add that she actually said, that is a bombshell honey. What a, I need a bombshell cocktail. I'm like cocktail, really? Yeah. Quad. She's like, what a bombshell producers. I hope everyone in the room heard this bombshell that I had just learned myself at this very moment that also rides with talk and tale. Yeah, bombshell. And then the editors on the show are such dicks. She's like, that is a bombshell cocktail. And then it cuts to Darren holding a stick. Yeah. But it was so, I actually was, it actually made me mad because, you know, she can't act. Okay. This, she was, I mean, this was worse than Teresa on Real House House of New Jersey telling that guy like, hey, I never said that Melissa was a stripper, right? And he's like, no, of course not. That's what I thought. This was even more blatant than that. And the guy, the gay guy couldn't actually, he was nervous. There's no reason why he would come up. And why would he tell her, tell Quad this? Why would he not approach Lisa Nicole? And he was nervous and he was lingering. Like, is this now what I'm supposed to say? Am I, am I supposed to say my line now? And Quad has has this, like, this faux reaction. I think Quad actually would have laughed if it had really been hard, you know, like, you've been, you know, yeah, Quad is really bottom of the barrel, man. I thought this was actually pretty, I thought it was pretty deplorable. That guy's literally like a 19 year old PA on the show. Okay. Like, he's obviously someone who either works with that company. And it's gonna, it's obviously easily proven because as we see next week, Quad's like, I had no idea. And Lisa Nicole's like, really? And then whips out her Instagram, where I guess Quad is like partying with this guy. Oh my God. Yeah. So, it's disgusting, man. I actually thought during this whole show, she was saying, because she didn't even, of course, she doesn't let it go, but she doesn't even wait for the confrontation. She's just, she every second it cuts to her from now on. She's like, well, maybe he's a, he's just a little bisexual. I don't know how you can be a little bit bad, but, yeah. But a whole point of being by is that you're kind of a little bit, everything you idiot by being by is kind of non-committal in general. Wouldn't you say person who probably made it Mariah? Yeah, I know Lisa Nicole. And that's another, that's another reason why I know this was set up by Quad because she's, we've seen already, she's very eye for an eye. So Lisa Nicole, she throws a gay rumor at Quad. So Quad responds with, she throws a gay one right back. But Quad honestly has been pretty nasty this season because, okay, Lisa Nicole ran a background check. Was that cool? No, it wasn't. But Quad has actually gone out of her way to bring up these really hurtful and harmful rumors that apparently are really not substantiated on national TV where Lisa Nicole's kids can or may eventually hear. And I just think that what Quad is doing is, is really so nasty. And I used to like her, but I think that she is way below the belt. Yeah, she's disgusting. And also, at least Lisa Nicole's gay rumor came straight from her own mouth. It didn't come from some planned PA, you know, who put on Kenya more contacts to get his ass on TV. Like, come on. At least Lisa Nicole had the balls to fucking say it herself. Exactly. And then Quad's, you know, Simone calls and apologizes, which was, I thought was good. I thought it was total bullshit. You will apologize after all this shit. So it's, well, that's what hadn't been at the same party. You still wouldn't apologize. I think it was okay because you realize somebody to disinviting somebody to a party with a dick move period. Like it should have taken you looking like an idiot to apologize. Listen, I disagree on you with you on this because I think that what she realized was, you know what, I was a total asshole. And I was an asshole on because I thought I was standing up for something. And I realized that I, what I was standing up for was bullshit. And I did something wrong. And so I'm calling and I'm invited and she made it right. I actually thought what she did was what you should do, which is that you'd realize what you did was wrong. And you apologize. And then if she had, if she had realized that and apologized before she got mad that Quad went to some party, then it would be more valid in my eyes. But just doing it because like, oh, now I'm mad at Quad. And you know, I should know it wasn't an issue. She wasn't doing it. She should have realized that it was rude to disinvite her. She should have. I agree. She should have. But it took Quad doing this for her to realize, you know, that's it just she just had another realization at a different time. I don't think she was apologizing to get back at Quad. I think she basically saying that you realize that you're on the wrong team. So you're trying to ingratiate yourself to the other team again. I don't think no, I don't think Simone and Simone doesn't need to be on any teams. Simone is Simone is Simone and Jackie are above these women. You know, they just they get into the mix sometimes, you know, for fun. And of course, Simone loses her loses her head. But if it comes to teams, they don't give a fuck. They're doctors. They have a life. They're educated. And this is not this is not like realized was a bit landed. They don't have to be on a team. I think she sincerely saw that she did something wrong. And she and she dealt with it the proper way, as an adult, as she mentioned. And guess what? Lisa Nicole also, I thought, responded in the correct way. Lisa Nicole was like, Okay, well, I really didn't like what you did. But I appreciate the gesture and we will come, you know, she it was like, Nicole's like, I'm really getting sick of awkwardly staring it there and holding a stick. We'll be there. Lisa Nicole has driven me nuts many times this season. But I think right now, I am skewing more towards her than Quad. Oh God, anyone but Quad. Quad's the worst. So we get to this basketball game party and Quad arrives, you know, of course, late and she's like, I felt that it was due competence of importance. To arrive at the festivities, because Simone has always supported me. And I want to support Simone. I'm like, yeah, right, baby. You want to tell everybody in the audience, you want to get on the fucking megaphone and be like, Darren, I think. Let's just call it what it is. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, she and she wanted to have to be the I'm the bigger person. She wanted to have that moment. Shut up, Quad. Shut up, Quad. But I, you know, I love this basketball game, correct me up. I thought it was it was very sweet. And I loved how like the parents just wanted to beat their kids, not like physically beat them, but like actually win the game. There's like, Simone's just like, I'm going to beat them, you know, and then at the end, when they when they actually did win, and Simone's son was like, was crying. And I love that Simone and and and Cecil were just laughing in the interview. She's like, you know, I'm just trying to teach a life lesson. And then she just loses it right there. Yeah, he's like, you don't know what this feels like. Oh, so cute. Yeah, this was the episode of the 10 year olds really having or the week of the the 10 year olds really having their say with their parents. That was so funny. Yeah. Both of those shows had a 10 year old freaking out. And both of them had a total fake setup. Oh, and then when Quad walks in and she's like, Oh, no, when at least Nicole walks in with Darren. Quad goes, Oh, look at her with her. Look at him with his phony chick. Like, Oh, my God. Yeah. This woman is just fucking worst, man. Yeah. Really terrible human being. Yeah, which makes me actually believe the quad Mariah rumors even more, to be honest, because a lot because that that lesbian rumor thing, it came and it went so quickly, you know, perhaps probably because Mariah is a producer of this show. But still, it came and it went. No one really cared either way. But, um, but wow, Quad is lashing out. So speaking of idiots in Atlanta, why don't we move on to Don't Be Tardy? Okay. What do you think? Oddly enough, I, you know, every time I've seen this show, I just hate it. I think it's really one of the worst shows. But oddly enough, I actually sort of enjoyed this episode. It made me laugh. I, well, her kids are growing up really nicely. They're both so cute. Her daughter, of course, Brielle's an idiot. I love how dumb Brielle is. Yeah, she is so dumb. She's so dumb. She's like, yeah, we're kind to get a crab cake, but you're at a crab case. We'll just get a carrot cake. That's the same thing, right? And then she looked it up on the phone. She's like, this is literally a cake with a carrot on it. She's really, really dumb. And I love that then she has this, like, very also a dumb boyfriend. He's cute, but dumb. And, and they like have this conversation with her, like, if trees are living, does that mean they're communicating with other trees? And I love that basically Kim has just given up on Brielle, just the way that Jim Jim Jimmy, what's his face is given up on on Haley and Orange County. Kim is just like, well, Brielle's just dumb at this point. Well, and that's funny coming from Kim too, because really, Kim doesn't require much. I think if Kim had a major disappointment, it would be that Brielle's dating a poor person. Yeah. I love that. I love that when Kim was talking about KJ. K J is like three. He actually seems like very like, he seems like he's five. He's got like some skills going on. And I like Kim is, Kim is like, you know, talking to KJ is like talking to a 25 year old. I mean, while cut to KJ and he's like, you know, it's funny talking to mom is I talking to a three year old. I mean, while Kim's like drooling. Yeah, I know. I think KJ is actually the brightest one on that household outside of Croix or Ariana. By the way, I love how Ariana is still right on track to be Jen Brady. Like she, she is just, she has been Jen Brady her whole life. And she just continues. She got the braces. She's awkward. I love Ariana. I really like her. Yeah. And she seems to know it's all so stupid. I really like her. Did Brielle, this is totally inappropriate to ask about a child. So sorry everybody. She has a boop job, right? Those things were huge. Those things. And not only were they huge, they were like orbs under the skin. You know how they look like you can see the crease. Yeah. Well, they're pretty much we're like, well, Brielle doesn't really have much going on upstairs. So we might as well give her something that I'll get her along in life. They don't have brain implants yet. So let's just get her a couple of jobs in there. Yeah. I like when Brielle said, I totally love Slade. By the way, his name is Slade. I totally love Slade. He's like literally me and a guy. I was like, oh my god. That's what he says about you. I'm just like me and a girl. So by the way, Kim Zolciak, I don't know what's going on with her lipstick, but she looks like she's wearing those wax lips that you get like a Halloween, you know, like she they don't even look real anymore. They're like Mr. Potato Head or Mr. Potato. None of her looks real. Kim looks like anime porn at this point. Yeah. She looks like animatronic weird porn from flash ads on the side of porn app. Yeah, she she is basically porn like she's in the post porn life. And I love that when she's when she's talking to Sean, her stylist, she's like, my tits look so good. I'm just gonna go Bralis this year. Like, wow, really setting the bar high for your for your goals, Kim. So she got rid of sweetie because sweetie was was like, I don't know, she never really said they just, you know, insinuated that sweetie stuck. And Kim opens the show, you know, how they do the voiceovers in the beginning. Her voiceover was like, yeah, and I've got kids and they're great. And then I have a baby and he's great and my husband's still hot. And I find like have a staff that I like. Yeah. Although her chef was this was the chef on previous seasons, I seem to recognize her. Because the chef is. Oh, no, that was, um, Rosie. I'm just kidding. Oh, well, she looks like actually she looks like Anna Nicole's old sidekick. Oh, yeah, maybe it is. Maybe it is. Who knows? No, the chef is hilarious. I love that girl. I love the way that she talks to KJ. And I love when they're talking about like this hideous dog that always has like a bone around. And she's like, oh, I just need to suck out the balls. She's like, I used to watch my mom suck balls out of dogs all the time. I don't even know what that means. What was she saying? Suck out the balls of a dog. Like the ball is like recession. You know, I don't know. It was really disgusting image on their nets. And then their wiener goes down. I guess so. I don't know. You know, when it gets really hot, you'll get a huge wiener like he can't keep it inside or something. And one day it was so humongous. It was like laying on the floor like a big pink like wiener like those foam weiners and pools. It was huge and gross. It was like pulsing. I was like, this is disgusting. And I couldn't look at it. So I tried to ignore it, but it wouldn't go away. And then I asked my friend about it. And she was like, Oh, that's really dangerous. Like it can't be out. You have to put it back in. I was like, no, Mueller will be in front of Donut time before I'm shoving that thing back in there. I'm not doing it. Yeah. Well, they were talking about that on the show. They're talking about that on the show that it comes out and sometimes it can come back. You know, it was awful. And this is again, why like cats? Also, I love how Kim, like the things that go on in her life are so stupid. Like the things that matter in her life, you know, it's like, Oh, no, we may have to move, which they're not going to spoil the alert. Croids still with the Falcons. But I love that, like, Brielle has a birthday coming up. And Kim's like, Kim literally says, Brielle's birthday just happens to fall in the middle of free agencies. So it just adds more stress to our life. Like what in the world is stressful about Brielle's birthday? What could that possibly mean, to be a bouncy castle? The girl doesn't know the difference between a crab cake and a fucking carrot cake. Okay, I'd be stressed too. It's like, this girl's about to be on her own. She does think carrots have legs. Yeah. Well, that's the best part too, is that towards the end, Kim says that she's like, being a mom is what I do best. I'm like, have you seen Brielle? She literally thinks carrots have legs. You do not do it best. You're doing sweetie, darling, blame, sweetie. Oh my. I don't know. I don't know. This show to me is just so boring. Kim is like a lump of fucking silicone. She has nothing. No personality. She bores the hell out of me. She has to surround herself with exciting people to make it eat. I mean, even her lame ass cracker husband is more boring than her. This show can kiss my ass and never watching it again. Bye. Yeah. Well, we may have to watch it a little bit. No, we don't have to watch it. We don't have to watch it at all. Okay, so we're not going to watch it again. No, we're going into our like fourth hour today. Fuck this show. So there's only one thing that's worse than Tardy for the party. No, I mean, don't be Tardy, I should say, which by the way is the stupidest name for a show. Don't be Tardy. I mean, I know it's from the song, but if you really think about it, it makes no sense. Don't be Tardy. It makes it makes no sense almost as much or almost as little as Manzod with children. Manzod with children. Oh, now. Manzod. Let me tell you something. Manzod with children makes Tardy for the party or don't be Tardy look like a genius show because here's the thing. One thing that I liked about Don't be Tardy this episode was that it didn't feel actually as set up as previous episodes I've seen. I'm sure it was totally, but I just didn't feel that way. Manzod with children. Literally just Kim sitting there with Jewel coming down her face talking about clothes or like what made she likes the best. I mean, it was not set up. It was just Kim being Kim, a fucking idiot. Yeah, but Manzod with children, it's blatantly obvious that every single person on the show is playing it up for the cameras. It's like the world's worst home video. People who are like, oh, yeah, they like our shiks. So let's do our shiks times 10. Awful. Awful. This show needs to be called The Family. Nobody wants to get stuck camping next to in a parking lot in Malibu. Yeah, they still never forget that. My main thoughts about this show are wow, Albie is officially Chris now. When they showed Albie, I thought, wow, Chris has lost weight. Yeah, that's a dick thing to say. And I'm not even making fat jokes. He's just aging so bizarrely that he looks like a semi-deflated Chris. It's weird, right? Yeah. And also, I have to say Caroline Manzo, in the beginning, back in the beginning of Real House House of New Jersey, she was like the mom everyone liked. She was the no nonsense, that I don't know. I still like Caroline. I really do. But I think her credibility as someone who has good insight into rearing children is rapidly declining or disappearing, because while her kids are all, they seem like good kids, like they're nice, they treat people well. I mean, they do this chick. It's annoying, except for Lauren. Lauren is a piece of work. But they're doing nothing with her lives. She has three kids. They're doing absolutely nothing. You have listen, they own 10% of the businesses that their parents paid for. How dare you? That's true. And Keface is kind of a major thing in huge. Okay, strip malls have never been the same. You can get a scrunchie, a manicure, and egg salad. That's you fucking how dare I how dare I is slowly Lauren's legacy. No, Lauren is doing huge things for the egg salad industry. But those two guys, I mean, it's one failure after the next first, first is black water, then it's a little little, well, black water is not a failure. That's actually sold in stores. I know, I'm actually shocked about that. But either way, but they're not, but you know, they're not associated with the brand anymore, I don't think. I don't think so. I think that whoever is is none of them, because Chris and Jackie are probably the next ones to be in big trouble with all of their shady legal shit. Yeah, I think any now, now Albie is doing something with like some spray that works well on cannabis. You know, the truth is, you know, Albie's living at home, Christopher now has his own place, Lauren lives at home, Vito lives there. It just, it just seems like a really pathetic generation. I'm not even trying to make a stupid joke. I'm literally curious, or I'm genuinely curious. I'm just saying literally, because we're talking Prabha is Chris gay now or what? Like, what's the deal? Is he official? Because is he living with that dude? Because that kind of was gayish? No, that's just I want to know. I want to know the truth, because he's like the cutest Barney Rubble gay ever. I hope he's gay. I don't think so. I think that dude is the roommate. That's just like that Jersey Metrosexual thing. I mean, look at Jersey Shore, look at the situation or whatever. But these guys probably can suck a day. I mean, let's, those Jersey Shore boys can all probably like some pipe. Exactly. But, you know, I love how Albie keeps saying that he is an entrepreneur, by the way, when he has not done anything that has done, I mean, I know I just sort of said this, but like, Blackwater, I guess, has some marginal success. But when, when, at what point can you call yourself an entrepreneur? Like, if I, if I just try to sell anything, if I sell a piece of wood on the side of the street, that doesn't make me an entrepreneur. Like, yes, it does. Of course it does. It's your, you own a business. I mean, look, it's easier to say I'm an entrepreneur than I'm somebody who lives at home and takes as much money as possible from my parents to rent our office spaces. So I don't have to fucking smell my sister's egg salad every morning. Yeah. Like, that's really long to say every time someone meets you. So, entrepreneurs better, easier. I'm a law school slash police academy slash Applebee's owner dropout easier than saying that. Yeah. Egg hot fried macaroni and cheese ball frying. Also, does Albee have any friends, by the way? I don't, I don't know. I mean, I would have to pay more attention to this show to know because every time I looked up, because of course I was like, actually doing work during this one. And every time I looked up, I was like, why? Like, who, what's the target audience for this show? Is it just like families who fart? Is it like families who like have fart contests? Like, who's watching this shit? I literally think the only reason why it's on TV is to remind people of the New Jersey brand, since the next season of Jersey won't be for a little while. I think Bravo's like, we need to put something to keep like Jersey, like in people's minds. That's the only, because it's, it is so dumb watching the show. And then the big, the big conflict of the episode is that Christopher and Albee are not living together. And Caroline thinks something is wrong. And so Caroline's like, Albee, hey, Albee, talk to your brother, talk to your brother. And Albee's like, well, nothing's wrong with me and my brother, but my mom's talking about it so much that I kind of feel like maybe there is something wrong. And Caroline's like, I don't want them to fight. I don't want them to have a separation. You know, I went through with Dina. I don't want to happen to them. So then Albee and Christopher get together and I'll be like, yo, do we have a problem? Christopher's like, no. And I'll be like, oh, because mom was making it sound like we had a problem. Christopher's like, no, we don't. I was like, oh yeah, cool. Mom's just like, being crazy. And that was the show. Yeah, the end. Yeah. Caroline's like, I won't fan for this in my house. I won't fan for it. You can't talk to the shut up droopy. I've had enough of you shut up. Get off my TV. And then like Vito is living with Lauren, but they're not allowed to have sex in the house. And she's like Vida. And he's like, well, we don't have sex loose when they're when they're home. And she's like, Vito, I can't believe you said that. Like, listen, why are you guys? Why don't you guys have an apartment? Like, I don't get it. Like, I don't get these people. I don't understand it. Yeah, well, guess what? We don't have to. Fuck them. Turn it off. Oh, but we did get to see a new Jackie thing. And I always like Jackie because, yeah, her new face, all of Jackie's new parts, because they had a segment where they talked about Dina and Caroline's like, well, we talk on the phone and now we're okay. And then Jackie's like, Oh, my God, Dina, Dina texted me. And Oh, so Dina. I was like, thanks, Jackie. Thanks for coming in, shedding, shedding so much light. As usual. I think you just did the, uh, I think you just did the girl from Southern Charm. What was her name again? I was talking like this. Oh, I forgot that shows over. But she does do that. I've never had a Caroline or a Jackie impersonation because I hate them both. But Jackie's voice, yeah, she's just always laughing. Unless she's sobbing, you know. I know. All right. Let's just banish this from my memory. It was, yeah, let's just be terrible shows. We're just going to do next week, we'll do Orange County Marriage and Medicine. And then this Thursday, we're going to talk about real houses in New York City and probably flipping out season finale. So work out in New York City was supposed to premiere tonight. I looked on my Bravo list on my DVR to record it and it was nowhere to be found. And someone said that they found a little thing on some articles saying they got bumped to 2016. But what the hell? What the hell? That's bullshit. Huge bullshit. Well, I hope that all of those people get fat by then so we can still see the footage now and then compare it. We could do like where are they now now? Yeah. Like, well, it's half. So anyway, thanks everyone for listening. It was super fun. You can remember you can support us on patreon.com/watchworkrapins and you get access to a bonus episode and we have our live hang out tomorrow, Wednesday, August 18th. That's 6 p.m. Pacific. It's going to be some fun times, very fun times. And then Facebook.com/watchworkrapins. 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