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They're a rip-off of their A-list awards. Exactly. It's just a similar acronym at this point. Basically, we went through every category. And we talked about all the nominees and who we felt was most deserving in every single stupid category. And we had a lot of fun and now we are amped up because we just went to an awards show. Yeah, we just went to an awards show and David was filling all the seat fillies. Yeah, so also we had a lot of rage about Real Housewives and New Jersey being up for anything, much less something in every award. I mean, that is really reaching Bravo. The only thing more insulting than having a fake award show that we haven't been invited to is nominating Real Housewives of New Jersey in that fake award show. Not cool, man. Well, thank you for at least devaluing the thing. We run in Friday too online. Yeah. So anyway, if you want to hear our thoughts on the Real Housewives Awards and the categories, we encourage you to go to patreon.com/watchmorecrapins. Sign up there if you haven't already and support us there. And you will find a way to hear the bonus episode also on facebook.com/watchmorecrapins. If you like us there, you can be part of a really fun, active, vibrant Watch or Crapins community, which continues to be funnier and funnier every passing hour. Just some highlights from just even since our last episode, last episode we were making some jokes about a fictional person named Gondola Price being the new cast member of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And people have just taken that and run with it on our Facebook page and cracking all sorts of jokes posting photos. And they're writing up pictures and stuff. Yeah, someone even, I see if I can even find who it was, someone was like, what would Gondola Price's tagline be? But of course now it's buried. That question's buried. All this other people are posting. But I keep on thinking about it. I'm trying to imagine what Gondola Price's tagline might be. I'm actually looking for birthdays because we're supposed to be saying happy birthday. We already missed any Adam's bravano, or did we say happy birthday? I don't remember. We didn't give Emmy a birthday shout out and we should because Emmy is wonderful. But we have to give a happy birthday to Ashley Fishback from my love David. David gives Ashley Fishback a happiest birthday. Ashley Fishback, help me, help me, help me. Ashley Fishback, I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful birthday. And I hope you do nothing but listen to our podcast for 24 hours straight. That's a lot of crazy on your birthday girl. Anyway, anyways, and you can follow us on social media because we have Twitter, we have the Instagram, and you go to watchercrapins.com to hear that to follow us. Yeah, so I'm loopy today because I finally caught up on all my big brothers. And that shit was crazy. I was just in my house for a week talking to myself day in and day out. It was so fun, but I'm so tired and I haven't slept. But man, I just want to keep doing that. Just being in my house talking to myself. But if I'm loopy, that's why. You'll be like Steve from Big Brother. I love Steve. Oh, no, that's the dentist. Steve is the little Jewish kid. Why does he hate Becky? Did we ever figure out? Well, he mentioned on last night's episode that because I guess she's targeted him a few times as like a pawn or whatever, but he's always out of the loop and everything. So he doesn't like that. Anyway, it's not a bad big brother, sorry. Anyway, so I found what I was talking about before. So Noah Sintek wrote on our page, "What would gondola prices taglines be?" So Morgan, Morgan Adolph said, "If the gondola's a rockin', don't come a knockin'." Laurieann Cummins wrote, try to rope me away and I come flying back. I wrote, and I wrote, I actually threw in a thing that's how I said, "Sit down if you're rockin' my boat." This is a little guy's and doll's reference. Some people say that you can't fly up a mountain with oars as your wings. I'm here to prove them wrong. That's too long, right? How about if people try to make a mountain out of a molehill, I'll just take a me to the top. Plenty of people who ride me get motion sickness. If you try to rock me, you're going to wind up in the drink. I'm terrible at this. I don't care if the water's dirty as long as it's rich. I will sing to you all I want, but the moment you don't pay me, I'm throwing you in the Venice canals. Now it's very clunky, very clunky. Yeah, you see, she's not an easy one to write for this gondola price. Gondola price. She's gonna be the pain of our existence. She's tough. I can't decide if Gondola price. I can't tell if she's like a dorinda type, or if she's more of a Lisa Vanderpump gondola price type. I just can't tell which way she goes. I don't care if it's a ski mountain or a beautiful ocean. I'm ready to dip my oars in. This one's not working. I may be up a creek, but I won't be without a paddle. We are going to get this poor girl fired before she even starts. Before she even exists, gondola price. I'm really excited for gondola price. I feel like she's going to mix things up. I think she's going to become friends with Lisa first. But then I think she is going to be a wedge between Lisa and Kyle, perhaps. I was just with this isn't the one. Okay, there's another one who's who's supposedly they're looking for on New York. They're trying to get for New York. I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about as usual, but they're trying to get this new chick for New York. She jet sets around the world taking pictures of sunsets on her rich, fabulous vacations and selling them in art galleries. You know what? Fuck off. I wouldn't be so pissed if I went to an art gallery. And some bitch was like, oh, yes. Here was our vacation in the Nile. Look at this sunset. Could you imagine? That's a full on Yolanda Foster art gallery right there. Like, oh, you know, I'm just so sick of one of the enough because David. I have an art gallery. We have Bella's first pair of shoes there. And then if nobody wants them, we'll give them to the other one. We'll have a man-servant on law. Take him to the other one. By the way, speaking of galleries, Mallie Johnson posted on our page, this is very important, very, very important. Three years ago today, Gagarls premiered on Bravo, a gay gallery girls. Gagarls. Gagarls. Three years ago today. And it's a shame that that show is not so with us. It was wonderful. In fact, speaking of the crappies, it won our first, I believe the first Golden Crappy for best Bravo TV show of the year. Yeah, man, you've got to be real class to win that award. Yeah, I think Vanderpump Rules won this last year. Just barely edging out Game of Thrones. Oh, you see? You see? We know how to pick them. Game of Thrones? Probably gone. Yall are girls, probably gone. Vanderpump Rules has escaped us so far. Yeah, I think the reason why we gave it to Vanderpump Rules is because Vanderpump Rules actually won so many of our award categories that it just kind of felt like. It just felt like it had to be that Vanderpump Rules would just sweep the crappies. I know. It's just that normally if we pick a show, it dies. Yeah. And that one escaped us. But I think it's because I really hated that show the first year, so I didn't really love it. So maybe that's why it stayed on because I hated it so much. But then it stayed on. And now, of course, obsessed. Well, nothing on Vanderpump Rules ever dies. That's all you got. You can't kill that one off unless you have some industrial grade disinfectant. Yeah, yeah. And by the way, there is some Vanderpump Rules gossip, which is that Stassi is rumored to be back because I guess she was dumped by her boyfriend. And now she's apparently living with a croissant on their best friends. Who does that? Of course, that pathetic piece of trash, Dassy. I just thought that she-- Dassy, aren't you better than that? You publicly quit a show and diss everybody on it. And then the second you get dumped by your boyfriend, you come crawling back, telling, "I don't even think she's going to be on the show. I think she's just going to be bitch in the car with Kristin." Kristin's going to be like, "You won't believe what happened today at work." Thomas flirting with that girl that he cheated with. Well, Kristin's been fired. So I don't know, I mean, between the two of them, maybe they'll open up like a little taco stand down Robertson Boulevard. You know, I don't know. Dassy will be like, "You need to steal more of those gut cheese balls, and we're going to have nothing to fill the tacos with Kristin." Who does that? He does that. It's my birthday. I'm looking forward to that show coming back. There should be some good stuff between Jax getting arrested and Stasi crawling her way back. I just hope that Stasi is no longer addressing like Lady Bird Johnson. I want her to be youthful and bitchy again. Yeah, it was too fast where she was like, "I'm going to be a rich wife in this show." She started dressing in QVC clothes and stuff. She's like, "No, honey, it's going to take a little more than that." I know, and she gained weight. It was a disaster. She needs to get back to her prime shallowness. After the baby, darling, after the baby, that's when you just become yourself, all right? Before then, you're a skinny bitch. You don't eat. You take everyone down to keep your job on television. Now, darling, go write an editorial for divine addiction. All right. Three things you learned while being dumped. Instagram's heart ball. Eh. Eh. Who does that? See it? Seriously? Really? And in conclusion, really? 86 the decent possible husband. And in conclusion, literally, if you've made it to the end of this article, I would just go outside and hang myself. Like, why am I even alive? Like, you are so pathetic. Like, you deserve to be torn apart by alligators on pickup trucks. Seriously. It's like as sad as anybody who has a birthday on the same day as me. Like, congratulations. You'll always not be first place. My birthday has a special day. It's a time when Katie gets things thrown on her, okay? It's my birthday. And she was also too mature to have like her big birthday thing this year. So I don't know. I don't know why I read these articles with Stacey. Like, I called her a stupid piece of trash, but apparently I've read every article that she's ever done since she's been alive. So there you go. I'm a hypocrite. I love you, Stacey. That's the truth. Come back. Come back. We want because, you know, the truth is that the last season of Vanderpump Rules was entertaining, but it wasn't nearly as juicy as the first two seasons. So they need to get their scandals going. Yeah, but it was also very gratifying to me because I really like when people are raised by parents who tell them how wonderful and amazing they are. And then they go out into the real world and they realize, "Oh, wait. I'm not. I'm a waiter." And some piece of shit de-lister who still has to be a waiter to keep her job. Like, this sucks. And I like watching people get humbled or like the fact that she got told off and then lost her job and then lost her boyfriend. Like, there's something about that that makes me like a bitch. You know, it's like a sharp rock in the ocean, and then it just gets wound down, darling. And then before you know, you're putting it in the microwave, putting it on panties back and, you know, I'm talking about it. It's all going to work out with gay husband, darling. Oh, darling. She's just like a pebble that's been in a tumbler for 48 hours. Just smooth, lovely jewelry trinket trash. Be my hot stone, Stussy. Yes. All right. Why are we talking about these bitches? I don't know. But I love it. Why don't we move on to real housewives of New York City? Lots of doughnuts! Season finale. Season finale. So something really odd has happened on the real housewives of New York. Okay. Really, really weird. Where they set up the parties for the fights. And I've noticed it happened on Beverly Hills this year, too. The finale is like the big fight thing, and everybody's supposed to go, and there's a huge brawl. And then they have it out at the reunion, which they do at this reunion as it's rumored. But I've noticed that that's just failing lately. They can't do it. Like, they keep setting up these parties, but the women all know the drill now, and they know when they're being manipulated. Well, except Sonya. She's still few. But everybody else seems to know. And so they're just not fighting. They're like, "Oh, we'll just have manners." Well, the New York women, they have fights, but their fights are never on the same level as Orange County fights, or even Beverly Hills. Oh, they were back in those errand days. They had feuds and everything, and they would fight. But the fight, for instance, this week, was no different than the fights in other weeks. The only difference is that there wasn't as much awkwardness involved with this fight, because it was, I guess maybe we're just so used to them fighting in public. Well, it just seems like they're all tired of the same job. It's like, "Well, I heard that Kristin said in Sonya, coming in with her fucking bow from her headpiece intern or whatever, she's ready to fight." And then Kristin's like, "Yeah, well, before we get to that, while we start at the top, where Sonya's at home, and she's tinkering on computer number three. And Ramona comes in, and this is after the fashion show, and she's like, "I just want to say, you who did a wonderful job last night on the fashion show." And it reminds me this one time, when I was a child, I went to a science fair, okay? And I made a toaster out of light bulbs, and I made a cookie, and my dad said, "That's okay, but I've seen it better." And I just cried the whole rest of the day, okay? So I can't give you huge amounts of applause, because it reminds me too much of my father and how he withheld all sorts of praise, okay? I'm sorry. At the end of the day, you turned a terrible toaster that no one wanted to buy into a lovely dress that looks like it's from dillards. And people, you know, maybe people will buy it. I might steal one from one of you, you know? I mean, that's something. I'm proud of you, honey. I'm proud of you, you know what? You dresses, they remind me of this one look that Geraldine Parsons Smith used to wear, and I used to love it, and I said, "Can I borrow this?" And she said, "No, you can never have it, because you're ugly, okay? So to this day, I can't wear those sorts of dresses." I'm sorry, Sonia, I can't wear your dresses. I like that Sonia's so foolish shit. Like, we don't all know that she's living a great garden's life, where the electricity is only on when people are in the house, or, you know, like, she won't turn on the air conditioning, or the hot water in her house. I mean, we know she's foolish shit. So when I see her on the phone, Ramona's about to come over, and she's like, "What, Queen of England? What did you hear about my friends on the red carpet?" Like, "Shut up, Sonia. No one is calling you from page six. Get out of here." I know. Oh, what a shock. She's here, she is. Ramona Singa, Stinga, Stinga, Stinga, and then Ramona's like, pretending there to be, she's there to be supportive, and she's like, "I'm so proud of you." You know, your dresses didn't elect, electrocutiny interns, like those toasters. But, you know, look at me. I'm new. I'm new. Like, you think. I'm new and renewed. It's like she immediately turns into herself. Yeah. I know, well, she was like, "Yeah, I just came from church. Okay. I was at church, and I was praying. All right. And I was thinking myself, you know what? I pray that Sonia can start up computer number four, because I know she really needs the parts for it. Okay. Oh, that is funny. She just came from Ash Wednesday. That shit was hilarious. Well, I love also Sonia. It was like talking about the success of her fashion show. She's like, "You know what? I'm building a brand that I own, and we'll be around for a long time." I'm like, "That's right. It's literally going to be in boxes and in the corner of marshals for a very, very long time." And Sonia, I love her. She's like, "Well, you know, we just got all of this done with my line, so I have time to go party and go on vacation." I'm like, "That is not a real business. You liar. It's like the season is over. All right. Box up the little Indian guy we had out here deflecting Bethany questions. Let's move on with it." Yeah. Seriously. So then-- Seriously. So then Ramona's talking about her fight with Bethany and everything. And she's saying, "You know, all I did, I was talking to Heather. Okay. I was talking about Bethany. I was talking about, you know, how our first marriage failed. And, you know, I should never have said it. It was just a conversation. It was a conversation. And Sonia goes, "Yeah, you're brainstorming." Like, "What?" You're brainstorming. Don't even know. There's proper terminology, darling. I love that. And Ramona's defense. What? We were talking about it. It was a conversation. Why am I getting in trouble for a conversation? I don't understand. Yeah. I just went to Catholic Church. I got to ask Cross on my head. You know what they were doing? They were having a conversation there. Is Jesus going to come down and burn down the church? No. The preacher was just conversing. That's all. I mean, what are you going to sue him? Sue the preacher. Sue the Bible, all right? It's just trying to converse with you. You know, there were a lot of hot guys at that church. You know what? I was like, I see a lot of men here, you know? I was like, I want to make a move, you know? But, you know what? They're all bartenders, though, so I'm not going to go. One thing, Jesus knew. Don't date a bartender. Did he have a date a bartender? No. So why should I? It's a conversation I'm having. That's all. You know what they did with this one hot guy? And he was so hot. And I was like, yeah, I could see he was making moves on me. He was looking at me. And then, at one point, he tried to offer me wine. And I was like, "Oh, you're just a bartender." No, Ramona, that was actually the priest. I think you were doing it. You're supposed to do your communion there. Oh, I'm sorry. I just don't understand the stating in this religion, you know? Like, I'm trying to understand how it's working now, because Mario's not here. And I go to church, and I hear all of this, let Jesus come into you. And I'm like, when did the Catholic church change so much? You know what I want to do with this church? I just want to, I want to demolish the inside and make it the second location for AOA, okay? It's closer to my house. We'll get my principal one to go board for. So, Sonya was giving her a little shit, which was fun, because Ramona, of course, every year has a renewal or something. I'm new and improved. New beginnings, new beginnings, okay. So she has one every single year. And Sonya's like, "I don't understand. What's the transition?" I mean, last year, you were divorced and miserable. And this year, you're getting divorced and miserable. I mean, what's the difference? And she's like, "But this year, it's all about me." Because other years, I've been a wife and a mother. And my whole life has been about everybody else. I'm sure your life has ever been about anybody else. Name the time, name the period in your life. Even before your act was famous. Well, there was that one afternoon when I allowed someone else to wear Ramona blue. That was when it was not about me, okay? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And for you to think otherwise, it's day class A, I'm sorry. You know that Ramona was the kind of mother who would be like, "Listen, I cannot believe you're stressing me out right now at your ballet recital, all right? It's your ballet. I paid for these classes. All of my friends are here. And you look back in your outfit. All right, you're stressing me out. It's like, "Jesus, not about you, mother." I know. So anyway, then we moved on to the unveiling of Bethany's apartment, which is finally done. So guess what? She's no longer homeless. Yay, we're solving the homeless problem in New York City, one person at a time. I don't have to pee on the street anymore. You know, that's what we're doing there with the Blasio here. You're expected to just piss on the street. I'm like, "Look, street, I don't know you street. I don't know the street. Why would I piss on me? I'm not going to piss on this street." "I'm not having a birthday party on the street." If you ask me about the street one more time, I'm literally going to be on the floor. Okay, I'm going to be crying. My walls are up. Walls are up. Bethany, really, I have grown to love her again this season. God, she's an asshole. She really is. I mean, this scene opens up with her like, "Oh, oh God, here we are. Finally, we have it." You know what I want? You know what I want? Here, I want flowers. I want to be that person. I want every week I want there to be flowers over there and fresh flowers over there. It'll make me less exhausted and tired. And I want them to be flowers I know. So just make sure that they call me first and have an interview with me or something. Shut up, bitch. Please, just stop. I want to stop. And these flowers, it reminds me of the vases that my father used to break over my mother's head. Okay? Just have vases everywhere. All right? Oh. So then Carol comes over and they're walking around. But it's like, "No, I can't be mad. I can't be mad at Ramona." You know, it's like being mad at a four-year-old. You know, you just can't be mad. Okay? You know what? That's going to be mad. I'm going to be on the floor crying. Okay? My walls are up. My mad walls are up. All right? And Carol's like, "Yeah, but, you know, you..." What did she say? She said something about things like, "Yeah, because you're sleeping with the four-year-olds." Of course you don't do it. You don't get bothered by it, because you're having sex with them. I was like, "Whoa." And Carol's like, "No. He's 28." It's very offensive. He's not 20. He's 23. Totally different. He can drink legally. So then anyway... I don't need... Oh. And so they make this like an apartment tour, like you're watching, you know, selling New York or whatever. Yeah. So we have to see all of... And I cannot believe that all the chandeliers weren't made out of skinny girl bottles, so congrats for that. But otherwise, you know, it was very beautiful, but... I don't know. There's something so snotty about her. It's not that she has the money. It's how she just talks. Like, "Oh, okay, cameras. We're rolling. Okay, I want to talk about how I want fresh flat. It was everywhere, and how this chandelier was handmade for me by a prince." It's like something. Yeah, it's like international lifestyle brand. So you didn't think I can get it done. Oh, yeah. Was she talking about Carol when she's like, "I'm glad Carol could come, because she didn't think I could get it done so fast. But, you know, home girl doesn't know me." I'm like, "What is it with Bethany and knowing people?" Yeah. They don't know me about every... That's how she judges everything and everybody, which is how they know her or how she knows them. Yeah, exactly. She's like, "Well, they don't... She doesn't know me. Homegirl doesn't know me. I can put walls up like this. My walls are up. Department done." That's how I learned at the racetrack, you know? You don't just put your body out a horse, you don't... You don't know, you know? You got to know the horse. By the way, I want to ever imitate Bethany. I know. I'm realizing right now that now that Secrets and Wives is done, I've started to use the lies impersonation for Bethany, which makes no sense whatsoever. I'm like, "Well, they're up!" Yeah, I've got half of Dorit then, half of Ramona. Bethany should be an easy one. I don't know why we can't do Bethany. I think because once you have an accent like that, it's like how many different voices can have the same accent, I guess. Does that make sense? I know, it's hard. Well, especially because if we're talking so quickly, it's just easy to just gravitate towards like a more dominant accent for ourselves, which is why a lot of times when I'm doing a voice, it suddenly becomes Australian for no reason or Toyota. Well, it's not like our other accents are dead on either. So I don't know why I can't just come up with some bad impersonation for her and stick with it. Well, I think the reason is because we have certain accents that we go to all the time, and those are like our main accents. And there's certain accents that are like... They have different nuances. And so you try to do a more nuanced version of like a standard accent, standard. And what happens is that inevitably, the nuances go away and you wind up doing the original one. I like this. This is like inside the actor studio for our crappy accents. Yeah, really deep. This is how this podcast works, guys. Yeah, you guys, we're just going to take a minute to talk about our process. Yeah. Yeah, god girls. Three anniversary. Talk about the process. Yeah, there's going to be an extra $2 processing beyond your Patreon charges this month because we're talking about our process. Oh, so... So... So... Let's see here. We're still at Bethany Carols, and I don't know why I hated love this scene so much, but I love when Bethany's walking around her house, and she's like, "Oh, yeah, that's just my closet. I don't need a big closet anymore. I mean, who cares? It's a closet. Like, who cares? What am I going to do with the closet? Like, put things in it? Who cares? I don't need to live in the closet. I'm just looking to have a house. You know, I could be homeless. You know, where I hung stuff up before? There's no way. No way. That's where I was always wrinkled. And the closet's huge. It's like a fucking one-bedroom apartment. She's like, "I don't need a huge... I don't need a... You know what? I don't need a closet. I don't need a big closet. I mean, seriously, like, kill me right now. Kill me right now with a big closet. I don't need it. You know what I need? I need a child and I need a father who's not gonna be an asshole. You know what? That's all I need, man. And your wall. And my wall is up. That's all I need. Okay? Wall up. That's it. Crying in the closet. Talk about it one more time. I'm in the closet crying on the floor. Okay? You know, enough. I put a bucket here just in case. Listen, weight loss drugs and GLP1s are all anybody's talking about right now. They're everywhere, but it's confusing to figure out how to get them. But it doesn't have to be. Through hymns and hers, you can get access to a budget-friendly weight loss program personalized just for you. 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Well, just that this is the beginning of Carol's non-stop. Man, Carol's usually pretty cool on this show, like she doesn't let shit get to her. But this is just non-stop. Every scene she's in and everybody she talks to, they're like, "How are you?" She's like, "Oh, well, the kid's doing good. He almost got out of his car seat the other day, but I still blew him." And Luann, "Wow, what a bitch." But Luann's mean to me, but Luann is sort of out of control. You know, I love Luann. I'm not saying she's wrong, but it's like every scene. It's like that girl that won't stop talking about the same thing over. Well, I like us. I kind of like us on this show. Exactly. Well, so then we move on to Derinda, Derinda, and John having- Derinda! They go to, they decide to go to a gluten-free, they go to this restaurant and Derinda's like, "Oh, look, John, it's gluten-free. You better back. You better back hell up, gluten. You better back it up, back it up right now, Luann." So they go in this gluten-free place. Are you trying to- are you trying to tell me something? And she's like, "No, but I was last night when I was pressing the medical alert, but because you was rolled over on me a good John, you got to stop doing that, John. John, you know what day I was just going to be a red balloon in your bedroom, but you're going to be sorry, John." So then they go in and the first thing they do is they order barata and pizza and a bread basket and potato skins and fries and like another pizza and then like a steak and then a chocolate cake. I was like, "He gets really, really on this health cake, huh, aren't you?" But for some reason, for some reason I started laughing because when the waiter came over, I know how much you love when they show the waiter, but when the waiter came over, Derinda's like, "I'll have a Coca-Cola, please." I was like, "This is petty of me, but I can't remember the last time anyone ordered a Coke by the full brand name." "I'll have a Coca-Cola, please, from the Coca-Cola company, TM. Thank you very much." "I would like it Albertsons, Mr. Peepa, thank you." They'll have that just nothing, all right, just water's fine. "I'll have a CNC Cola, please, and if you can tell me what the C's are, I'd appreciate that, so I could order an insful name, thank you." "You are the waiter, right?" "I'll have an icy cola, which is what's been a royal crown cola, please." "Oh, I'm sorry, say it again, I want to hear it." I said, "I'll have a royal crown cola, please." "Whatever, doesn't matter." "I'm sorry, I'm the worst at that," and then I'm like, "I don't have a rewind on this, I'm not listening to this shit later." "For three and a half years, I've been waiting to make an RC Cola joke, and you just stepped right all over it." "You better back up, you better back up now, mister." "I just shit all over it." "I just did that because it wasn't licensed by Toyota, and that wasn't licensed by Toyota." "Dorinda says so much shit that, like, I don't understand what she's talking about half the time, she's like, 'Jod, it's very needy.'" "Which, of course, John is now needy, and I don't know what made him needy, because we just saw him boutique a few episodes with, like, 19-year-old Russian hookers, so I don't know why he's so needy now." "I think the reason why he's needy is that probably one of his friends said, 'Hey, you ever notice how your girlfriend sort of looks like an ice cream sundae?' He's like, 'Heh, give me your, give me your.' "Now I'm nervous every time I'm around her.' "Yeah, so Dorinda says weird things. She's like, 'Jod, Jod is suddenly very sensitive, because he's never seen this side of me before. I've always been grieving now, I'm out having fun.' You know, if it was a potato sack, Jay, if it was a potato sack game, Jod would love being in the potato sack with me." "What? What does that mean?" "I don't even know what that means." "First of all, if you think John's going to be hopping around anywhere on purpose, no." "What are you talking about? Stop trying to give John a boner by talking about potatoes." "Yeah, I think she was saying that he always wants to be close to her, and that he would love the potato sack game, because that way they'd be all right up on each other. But still, I wrote that down to, 'John would love a potato sack game.' "And guess what? If you don't want to be in a sandwich, don't be in a sandwich. Be in a potato sack." Dorinda's another one who has to remind you of how much money she has in every scene she's in. "She's like, 'Jod, oh, yes, so ridiculous, John. What am I going to do if I take into the south of France, Mr. Jetson?' We get it. Do they know you in every neighborhood in the south of France, too? Please, woman, give me a break with this. She's like the map lady, the Thomas maps lady. She's like, 'I've been on every street here. I can tell you where everything is and how far it is from a 7/11.' "Mr. Jetson, Mr. Jetson.' So then John's like, 'Well, the song I thought I knew to talk to about.' And then she's like, 'Look, if you have a ring in your pocket, don't bring it out in a pizza place.' She's like, 'What thing I'm willing to commit to, John? Another basket of bread. Get that waiter over here.' Gluten-free bread, so it's healthy, but basically losing weight as we eat." So he's basically about to propose, and she's like, 'Oh, Mr. Mado, Mr.' I'm not going to say Mr. Jetson. I'm trying to think of the guy, 'Would you be mine? Would you be mine? Bonjambi, my neighbor.' Mr. Rogers? Mr. Rogers, Mr. Fat Mr. Rogers, don't do it. I knew something was wrong with you, wearing a sweater. Because he does not look right in a sweater. I don't know why that bothered me, but I was like, 'Mmm, I think that's a new look. I don't like it.' I didn't even notice. It doesn't look right. He looks like he's trying too hard to make her believe that he reads things, and nobody believes that, John. Just stop, okay? You're good enough. You're smart enough. And at least Georgia likes you, okay? The whole world doesn't have to want to fuck you. Just one person. Always remember that. That is right. That is right. But I thought it was interesting what she was talking about. Oh, sorry, I'm going to skip off a little. I thought it was interesting when she was talking about how it's different this time, because when you're younger, you're worried about, 'Am I going to marry this guy? What is he going to be like as a father to my children?' And I have to have kids, and like, 'What's his job like? Like, can he support? Like, there's so much that goes into it, you know? Like, what neighborhood in London is he going to be able to afford? Because if I'm going to know everybody, I don't want to be living in the terrible parts. You know, I want to be in the parts with the glasses so clean you're knocking your head into it, like a stupid bird. Okay, that's where I'm going. I'm old, I'll, you know, I'll take whatever's fine. Yeah, well, now she's dating like a gay man. She doesn't have to think about kids and marriage. Yeah, by home base there. All right. Yeah. Is that John in the background? Sorry, it's a bueller. I don't know. I don't know why he's barking. Bueller's always so quiet during the podcast. It feels so appropriate to have a dog barking while Derinda's going on a tirade about something. Hey, John, if I take you to the south of France, how many croissants are going to eat? Okay, I got a lot of friends with some makers. Listen, John, don't try and order one of these gluten freeze in the south of France. All right, I'll kick you out. Don't embarrass me in my south of France neighborhood. John, that's all I'm saying. You know, it's hard to go back there is it is. John, if I take it in London, you need to look at the light because the light's different in London. Okay, you better back up, back up, before you make fun of the light in London. John, I want to go to London with you, but I don't trust you around the windows there yet. All right, I've been there for years, John, but they're still confusing. You know, I don't want to hurt my poo poo bass. So John's like trying to get some something, you know, concrete. Yeah, he wants to start talking about moving in and she's not sure. And he, in the end, their conversation just ended with them both standing up and giving a very awkward hug because, I mean, I'm trying not to make too many jokes about John being fat, but he honestly is so fat that he moved the table when he tried to stand up. Been there, done that, do it often. Yeah, yeah, it sucks being fat. You know, like wondering if you can even sit on that chair if it's going to break, or like when you're sitting on a chair and you're like, Oh my God, this shit's going to break. I feel it like you can feel the fibers of the chair screaming. It's like one of those Pixar movies where they make like, you know, the microscope, microscopic little things in plastic live. You're like, Oh my God, I never thought about plastic bags before, but I've been so uncaring this whole time. That's how I feel. The Pixar chair is like, no, don't sit on me. Don't sit on me. Don't sit on me. My knees are weak. And it says, Oh, no. And then they're all the little, like, the fork on the floor is like, Oh, no, chair is going to fall apart. Oh, I'm like, please don't base this on my life. I never want to walk into a dollar store and see clearance rack items based on chairs that I broke. Oh, here's a towel. Remember that poor, sad chair that picks our movie that that dude sat on? Oh, that poor thing. Little wonky. But you know what though? If the chair breaks, maybe it's time for that chair to then have a new beginnings party. Can chairs do that? Yeah, they turn into like, I broke, but, you know, I just got myself up. I dusted myself off. And you know, I went to talk it and bought myself a new me. And so here I am. You know what? The back of me fell off. And at first, I was like, Oh my God, there's an essential part of me as a chair. And then I realized, you know what? I'm okay with that. I'm a stool now. I don't need the back. I'm my own creature now. And I'm okay with that. So let's have a toast to me being the new stool in town. Okay. Okay. As long as as long as this stool can get late, I'm fine. Because this men everywhere, everywhere. Mario has no place in my life anymore. But you know, don't forget it to go box, please. I like that the chair has a Ramona voice that the chairs really recently divorced chair that is kind of an asshole, doesn't treat the other chairs properly. The chair is like, Hey, that was my spot at the bar. I'm so sorry. You know, I just took it. You know what? You know what? It's my spot now. Well, that's not nice. That's my that's my spot. You know what? That was wrong with me. And I'm sorry. You know, you can't just do those things and apologize afterwards. You know what? Okay. No, you're right. You're right. You know what? We all take different spots. Okay. And that's okay. Okay. So I'm sorry. Poor chair man green. You know, he can't get back into the dating game. It's it's really hard to let somebody sit on your face after you've been crushed like that. Another chair comes up and it's like, you know what? I heard that you've been talking about that that that that my I was a different kind of chair. And then that the owner decided just to sell me at a at a at a at a at a flea market. Okay. Just to get rid of me. All right. That's not what happened. And I don't appreciate you saying those things. That's I'm sorry. That's just what I heard. No, I was I never was sold. I was refurbished. Okay. I was refurbished. And you can't keep saying these things about me. Okay, stool. Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize. You can't keep apologizing like that. Okay. This is ruining my reputation. All right. I'm not friends with Doreen anymore, because she is now a chair in the new wives house. So. That's not girl code. That's not share code. Okay. You know what I heard? Hey, you know what I heard about that chair over there? I had it was repulsed. Yeah. Excuse me. I heard that you've been saying that I've been repulsed. I'm just, you know, it was a conversation. It was a brainstorming session. That's all. Well, please don't say things about me being repulsed. I've never been repulsed in my life. I'm sorry. You know, just what I heard. That's all I, you know, I'm sorry. Okay. Oh, please. Let's make a chair. Real housewives. Real house chairs. Real house chairs. I want a whole episode just based on the desk chair in Shannon's Lady Obama knockoff office, knockoff. First lady office. Hello, American. Hold on a second. Let me just, let me just come to roll in this chair here. I want to know what the chair's thinking, you know? Yeah. The chair, she sits down on the chair and the chair is probably like, who's this? Who's this? Who's this? It's like, all right. I'm sick of your chair. I'm sick of your attitude chair. All right. That's enough of that. I start chairs chair. Ironically, Shannon will never buy an antique, you know, because the last thing she wants is Miss 30-year-old chair. Okay, Miss 30-year-old chair. David. David. Have you been singing other chairs, David? Okay. Bye everybody. Just good. David's not allowed to sit in love seats. David's had meth love seats. All right. That's enough. He needs a bony stool now, and I'm going to give it to him. That's it. I'm working out. That's it. David. All right. So let's see here. Oh, okay. So this talk with John. Okay. We're still in the second scene. Oh, we're still there. Okay. So she's at dinner. She's at that place with John, or whatever. And then they start talking about the daughter again. And then he's like, well, I want to take this. You know, I don't know what it means, but we should be doing something together, living together, you know, ordering, but not together. Maybe not married together, but like doing something together. And she's like, John, we're eating like gluten-free bread together. What more do you want? She's like, ah, if she likes you, she likes you, she doesn't, she doesn't. Let me, what am I going to do? Like John, sorry, but that's your answer, buddy. And that's not going to change. Yeah, John, you've hit your, you've hit your right onto the wrong cash cow. And part of moving in with somebody when their child hates you, hey, listen, buddy, that's part of being a step parent. You know, that's that's part of proving your love. So just take it. Don't expect everything to work out all the time. Why would this girl like you've done nothing for her? Yeah, John, maybe it's time for John to move on. I mean, if they've been dating for three years and she still doesn't even like the idea of moving in together. Does not bode well. Yeah, because you know, he had a ring in his pocket. Yeah, he did. I mean, it was a doughnut. It was a doughnut, but you know, still. Yeah, I was going to say it was probably cut out of a tostina pizza roll, but it was a bagel. It was something in there. Yeah, or something with the hole in his pocket. You know that if my boyfriend ever proposes to me, I hope he does it with a bagel. That would make me very happy. If anybody ever proposes to me, they better not fucking do it in a gluten-free restaurant. I'll tell you that I will be gluten. There better be all sorts of gluten everywhere. I want twisty molecules that are going to fuck up my digestive system for a week. All right. Yes. I like it. I marriage someone kind of marriages are going to be if someone's like, do you promise to be in a gluten-free rep? No, I don't. I will not marry this gluten-free lifestyle. No. Well, speaking of twisty molecules, let's talk about Ramona and her new beginnings party. So everyone's arriving. Oh, and then Ramona starts with her usual Ramona cheerleader at the party. Ramona enters every single party like this. Hoi, hoi, it's me. It's me. It's my day. It's my day. Here I am. No one's here. Who cares? I'm celebrating myself. I'm celebrating my own renewal. I'm renewed. Good for you Ramona. Oh, thank you. It's like she's walking in like having these really loud conversations congratulating herself on something. I also like how whenever Ramona walks into a room and it's only when she walks into a room, she walks like she has a peg leg, you know, she sort of has this weird gate where her body swings almost like a almost like one of those, those inflatable things that you punch and it goes down and comes back up again. She sort of sways back and forth when she walks in and she says, oh, okay, this is nice. This is nice. Okay. All right. All right. It's my birth. It's my celebration. New beginning. New beginning as she's swaying her hair is going back and forth. Maybe like a ship, maybe like an old-fashioned ship on the waves, you know, back and forth. The mass is going left and right. Yes. I actually can see exactly what you're talking about because she does do that. It's like she's, it's like you're in the, it's a small wonder ride where you're looking around and you're trying to look at all of it at once and you're thinking, is this cheap and awful or is it fabulous? Yeah. I need somebody to tell me first. Exactly. It's like Ramona. She's like, here I am at my party. I don't know if it's terrible, but I hope it's not going to be because renewed. I'm new. I mean, if it's terrible, don't tell me. Is it terrible? I don't know. But it's fun, right? It's fun, but having fun, right? Like you're the only person here. Calm down, late, all right? So Kristen. When it's yelping your party. Yeah. So Kristen soon arrived with her husband Josh, who managed to stay out of, you know, out of the limelight this season, probably because he got thrashed so badly last year. Once again, he was wearing his stupid fedora, the one that made him look like he was in that movie from the sixties, you know, the Stanley Kubrick one, the clockwork orange. He wishes he'd look like he was in clockwork orange. Those were bowlers they were, weren't they? Those were bowlers, not fedoras. Either way, it's like, Josh, you've been well documented. Everyone knows that you're balding. Take off the fedora. I don't get people who were so insecure about being bald. I'm bald. I mean, you can't do shit about that. Like, don't be mad about it. Don't be mad at yourself for something you can't change. Okay. You can't change your age. You cannot change your balding or whatever your hair loss. Shit like that. You just have to hate yourself for your weight or something that you could do something about. I'm like, shit that you're born with. I mean, what are you going to do? And is that harder to identify as a bald person or as a person who wears fedoras? Really? I think being bald is easier. The fedora, you know, certain people can pull off a fedora, but Josh is not one of them. At least I have not seen one, not least not, not that I've seen some maybe quad, maybe quad or Dick Tracy or the person who does the anti-virus spying thing on the Google Chrome, you know, and they're like, do you have a virus? There are some people who can do a fedora. There are some people who can do a fedora, but Josh is not one of them. And I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Josh throws in the burn pile. Throw it off. We're going to have a new renewal party for your head. All right. I just want new things on there. I don't want to see this anymore, Josh. Okay. It's new. You can maybe go home and put it on and roll around with it, you know, bet if you want to, and not tell anybody, because who would they? And it's your life, and you can do that if you want, but do not wear that hat in public. You just look like an asshole. And you know, and can I say something else about Josh? I mean, I've always thought he was an asshole, but this is going forward just a little bit, but at one point when the whole gang was like sitting in the corner and Luann came over, and we'll get into this whole scene later, but when Luann came over and everyone was like saying hi to Luann, and she's introducing Thomas Roberts, her gay MSNBC guests, or whatever, you know, everyone was like, you know, all the men were standing up and shaking his head. He just sat there. He just sat there and shook his hand. I was like, you are so like, that's the thing annoys me about Josh, that he, you know, like you're supposed to stand up as a man. That's for manners. Josh, Josh, I would guess just from seeing his personality on this show, I would guess that he resents anybody like more successful than him. And when he sees somebody be like the chef who's young, he just wants to impress the chef because that's what he considers cool. The other stuff he just resents. So like, he's really nice to the kid. He's like, oh, I, oh, yeah, I love chefs. And chefs love me because I just eat so much of the food. I mean, how can you not? It's amazing the relationship I have. I like a pig and Kristen gains all the weight. Ha poo tea. So him, so him. Stand up and show him your boots on. She's like, it's so true. Whatever I make that tie salad for him. Oh my god. I'm the one who gains the weight. He wouldn't hit me if I weren't that. So it's my fault, you know, because I can, I can use my fitness pal, but I just don't. So I get what I deserve. Because I have no pals, not even a fitness pal. So even my fitness pal keeps me outside of a box. I've been blocked by my fitness pal. Even my fit, every time I try to lie around to my fitness pal, it just crashes and rolls its eyes. It keeps trying to erase itself off my phone. I'm like, no, you're my fitness pal. It's like, every time I enter a blog entry into my fitness pal, it misquotes me. I mean, I just don't understand that. You know what? My fitness pal is my, it's the only app that doesn't ask if it wants me to turn on GPS. I really resent that. I love GPS. So speaking of Kristen, so Sonia comes into the party and she has fired up. She has her hat as you're talking about. And Sonia's like, you know what? I'm not talking to that girl today. I'm not talking, you know what? She said she gets, there's a whole article about my line. And she's talking about this and that pop of color, this pop of color, that pop of color. And at the very end, she goes, no, which Sonia came out with her to throw because that's something I would actually use. So Sonia's all mad because Kristen apparently dinged her in the press. So that leaves out, you know, we, of course, assumed that Sonia's actually read this article and that this is what actually is said in the article. But yeah, never assumed that Sonia's reading never. Yeah, don't let those fucking Walgreens glasses confuse you. Okay, they miss they confuse a lot of people don't let them they're like five cents. Yeah, but then what we find out a little bit later is that Kristen never like Kristen, Sonia never read the article, first of all, and we see even there's even footage of it where the guy asked her like, Oh, ask, he's asking about the show. And he's like, Oh, what do you think about Sonia's toaster and Kristen says in a very polite, sweet way. She's like, Oh, well, I hope she comes out with it because I love toasters, you know, I use toasters all day because I have children. And then the reporter was like, I'm bored and moved on to someone else. And she's like, Hey, I said, I like the toaster put that in there. Okay. And now she's in trouble for getting the toaster thing mentioned, but then the toaster arrived in a box. And Kristen really had some issues with that. Hmm, Kristen's like, well, I had children, but they both died trying to make a pop tart. So thank you, Sonia. Sonia's like, Oh, well, forgive and forget. I mean, live a little. Yeah, Sonia was being ridiculous. First of all, Sonia, a head scarf mistress. Because you know that's what that bitch was that girl. They're like, Oh, not mistress intern when they showed that intern a couple weeks ago who was wearing the head scarf. And it was like the new intern in Jaya or whatever her name was. And I was like, Oh, no. So now Sonia is going to be wearing a fucking head piece in every scene. Yeah, she is. What the hell? She really got a head scarf intern. Who does that? I know. Well, maybe Megan King Edmonds, because Megan King Edmonds also has quite the head scarf this week. Why would you wrap yourself like an and getty's baby? I mean, that it was like a it was like a gift. She's like, I'm going to show up to Ramona's renewal party as a watermelon baby. No, what are you doing? Stop it. Well, I love them that, you know, of course, Luan is happy to go over and tell Kristen that, Oh, by the way, you know, Sonia is mad at you about what you said. I don't know. You know, you have to talk to her. You know, just drops the bomb. Kristen's like, what? So Kristen goes over to talk to Sonia and Sonia's just going nuts, because I don't want to I don't want to talk to you ever again about my career, my future, or caring about me. And I'm like, that's also, by the way, that's that's the pitch for her new talk show. It's called it's the Sonya show. And that's a show where you talk about her career, her future, and turning about her. I think that's pretty much your show. Yeah, she already has that show. It's on it's a podcast called Sexy J. Sexy J. Well, we talk about my career, my future, and what you're going to do care for me and have the possums living in the walls. And eventually, you start understanding what the saying Ramona stinga thinga. And how best to take about a boombox to make other boomboxes out of it. You know, I can't wait to do another episode, but poor pickles are still trying to get the microphone working. But the microphone intern, oh, what a fool he is. He can't even connect to the internet. We keep trying to plug him in and nothing. Okay, so meanwhile, while this is all happening, Ramona and Bethany are having this whole ridiculous fight where Ramona is trying to apologize for the fight at the fashion show, and Bethany is refusing to let her apologize. And Bethany is like, you know what? You're like a four-year-old, okay? And Ramona is like, thank you. Thank you. Ramona is like, why are you saying thank you? This is an insult. It's not a good thing Ramona. It's not a good thing to be called a four-year-old. And Ramona is like, yeah, it's true. You know me, because sometimes I'm a six-year-old. And that's it. That's who I am. Sometimes I act like I'm six. And Bethany's like, yeah, you gave yourself about the couple years. So it's like Ramona is even improving herself. Yeah. And the lie. Yeah. And then Ramona suddenly goes, are you Catholic or Jewish? I forget. In life, I forget this is good. You need to learn the goodness. Okay. Are you religious? Are you Catholic? It's like a bitch. You went to church one time and got some dirt on your forehead that you promptly washed off after and put some cheap ass renewal cream made for China. Stop it. Please stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But I don't like to have ashes on my head. You know, I don't even understand why they put ashes. What's the deal with the ash Wednesday? Why don't they call it skin cream Wednesday? That'd be nice. You know what Bethany? If you don't like, if you don't like what I'm going to say, I'm going to tell you what you would have learned in church. Have you had any religion over at the racetrack? Okay. And that is, if you don't like people talking about you cheating, then maybe you should just turn the cheek that didn't cheat, you know, and then just show them back cheek. Okay. Okay. Why are you showing everybody the cheat of cheek? They're going to talk about it. That's how it is. Okay. So anyway, then meanwhile, through all this, Carol actually brought Adam to this party, which of course, elicited a lot of disdain from Luann, who in the interview, she goes, you know, it's just like, you know, it just makes me ill. Like, you know what, Luann, I get it. The guy dated your niece. But in the beginning of the season, we didn't realize he was 28. And Luann made it sound like they were like teen lovers. And it's your niece for crying out loud. The guy's 28. Luann has to chill out. Luann can't be going around being so annoyed that someone walked in on her when she could have had a guy in her room doing something sort of scandalous. And then be then all of a sudden be totally, you know, like, I can't believe she dated a 28-year-old. It's ridiculous. And 28 is a big difference from 22. Big difference missed that better. Back it up. Back it up. Also, why is it okay for Carol to date the help? I mean, why isn't it okay for Carol to date the help when it's okay for her own niece to date the help? I mean, you'd think that that's a rule and that's so not classy, darling. Why would you not make your own family members follow it? You know, like, why are you so excited for your daughter to date a slave in the kitchen who's working for you for minimum wage? Get out of here, Luann. Like, you're almost don't make any sense. Luann. Luann. Oh, and by the way, Luann, what was the age difference between you and your ex-husband? And you and Jacques, I think there was a difference there. Not probably not as huge, but there was one. So Carol is 50. This guy is this guy is 28. So that's a 22-year difference. You know, Luann had like a 16-year difference, you know, it's... The thing that's so funny to me about this fight and it came out in this episode, was that Luann's not even mad about the guy. Like, at first, she wasn't mad at all. She's like, "Oh, you went to... You went with the shuffle? Yeah, he's hard. Well, I hope you didn't get anything on my pots and pans." Oh, God. She's like, "But, uh, you mean the things I take messages on?" I mean, you mean the printer holder? They're kind of hard to get Sharpie off of, but I keep using them anyway. Yeah, she's not even mad about that. It turns out that she's really pissed about this stupid barging in on her. You know, I could have been with a man in there and I have a son. What if my... What if you barged in with a camera crew? My son was there and he would have to see... Honey, your son already saw you fucking Johnny Depp, you know, like Johnny Pep last year. Johnny Pepé last year in wherever. Please give me a break. Yeah, exactly. And Luann actually says, "You know, you don't have a son who's 6'2" and says, "Mom, really?" I'm like, "What does Noel being 6'2 have anything to do with anything?" I don't know. I'd be one thing if he was short and ugly, but he's 6'2 and hot. I don't want him to think I'm a slut. Yeah, I don't really understand her argument. But the whole thing was that she's mad because Carol tried to out her with the camera crews. And you know what? She probably... You know, they probably did. They were probably like, "Ah, they..." I don't think. They were always trying to get each other. No, I'm sorry. First of all, Heather was leading the charge in the crazy department that morning. And second of all, they were so geeked out over this entire situation that I really don't think their intention was, "Oh, let's go bust Luann." You know what I think? I think that Luann had a gentleman caller who had just left like half an hour earlier. And it was such a close call that it freaked her out. But I mean, that's just totally based on nothing. But I mean, she... Luann needs to really chill out. And I liked Carol's response, which was that, you know, if you're so concerned about what your son's gonna think, then don't bang random dudes on vacation. It's not that complicated. And she's right. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. If you don't want... If you don't want to be caught on camera with a dude, well, then don't be on a reality show and then invite someone back. You know, that's... Don't blame Carol for that, Luann. I love you, Luann. I think you are wonderful. I think you are a national treasure. But in this case, you are absolutely wrong. And I also think, by the way, I also backed me up on this. I think that Luann is jealous of Carol. I think the win had her sights on that, Chef. Oh, for sure. Well, I mean, why would she care so much about this? Luann is a total hoe. That girl is like a changed person, an Indian gift shop, just like always open and all leathery. And it looks like it's been used, but it's still just open there, waiting for somebody to buy it. That's Luann right there, you know? And she acts like she's all like a classy purse, but she's just an old, proud leathery Indian store purse. And she's like, "Wait a second. Carol's surgery isn't half as good as mine. She still has her original teeth implants." I mean, who would have sex with that over me? I mean, come on. I'm on iTunes. You know that, right? Does this young man have an iPod? Because I'm on it. Yeah. Yeah, no. Luann, you are getting this one wrong. I'm sorry. Well, that's not all the Google Play Store. Carol Retsewell, that's who. Carol, Luann is still pissed off, and I will never back down on this. She is still pissed off that Carol embarrassed her in season one by making fun of the fact that she was trying to get free clothes and that that wasn't classy. And that's it. Luann will never, ever forgive that ever. Anything that Carol does for the rest of her fucking life, Luann will be there. Pissed off that she got called on wanting free shit. Yeah. And the author of "Class of the Countess" then had an incredibly classy moment when Carol and Luann were pretending to sort of bury the hatchet. Being like, "Listen, we don't want to have this get in the way of our friendship." They start talking about the guy, Adam, or whatever his name is. And Carol says, "Look, I'm not introducing him to the children." And Luann goes, "I know, because you have none." And then goes, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It was one of her bitches." That was one of her bitches. That was the best thing she's ever done. That was nasty. Yeah, because she just feels like, "Well, we've all had our 20-year-olds, Luann." Because you know they know some shit on Luann that they're just not bringing up. And Luann is just so flagrant with everybody else's secrets. But no one's bringing up hers, and you know that they all know them. And Carol's like, "Yeah, well, you know, we've all had our 20-year-olds." Well, it's like, "Yes, but we don't bring them home to the children." "I wasn't bringing them home." Oh, yes, because you don't have one. That's what it was. That's what it was. It was like, on the one hand, I had to just admire the sheer bitchiness of it. I mean, it was just so nasty. It's like, "I love Luann." And then the other hand, I had to be like, "That was so mean. It was really, really mean." I mean, the reason why she has no kids is because her husband died. Yeah. Not cool. Not cool, Luann. Not cool, Luann. But definitely a great entry. And the count just play both. And then when she explained girl code, it totally sounded like my made-up song because she's like, "She broke girl code." One, she was late. I mean, she was like, "Her list was so stupid." I was like, "Actually, I don't think that those are girl code, any of those things." She's like, "She didn't use a coaster in my house." Or it's like my room. But like, so petty, so petty. Meanwhile, because there were like three different things going on at once. So meanwhile, Sonia was still having an issue. Sonia was still going crazy. And for some reason, I wrote down this quote because the mics caught Derinda. For some reason saying, "I make a pie crust, I make a spaghetti crust." She was going to shove. She's like, "Oh, I love the cook. I make a really wonderful spaghetti sauce." Yeah. Really make a pie crust. Really. I make a spaghetti crust. Oh my God. She was. Derinda is so funny. And by the way, Ariel is just a backtrack. I love that when Luann brought Thomas Roberts into the party. No one knew who he was. And everyone's like, "Do I know you? Oh, I don't think I know you." And Sonia's like, "Oh, I want to go talk to this man. What's your name?" And he's like, "I'm Thomas Roberts from TV. You know me from TV. I'm Thomas Roberts. I'm the gay one. I'm one of those people who came out and is famous for coming out and being a news anchor. Thomas Roberts, anyone? They're like, "I'm not familiar. I'm not familiar anyway. Welcome to the party." He was saying his entire name. He's not a bartender. Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah, I didn't make a pie crust. But yeah, he was. I don't pay attention to the real world anymore. It was just miserable and depressing. I was like, "Why am I so sad?" And then I realized I'm too attached to the world. And now I'm not at all. I'm very happy. Yeah. So anyway, so Sonia and Kristen are still fighting. And Kristen's like, "Sonia, you know, he asked me about the toaster." And I responded and like, you know, I was there to support you. I was 100% supportive. And he asked me about the toaster. And that's what I said. And so then soon he goes, "Oh, so you're saying that he's serving the pot? The reporter's serving the pot? What are the chances that a reporter from the post would ever dare to serve the pot?" Sonia has a point. And also like anybody gives a fuck about your toaster, Sonia, okay? It's a national joke. Anybody who knows who you are or knows this show makes funny or fucking toaster. Get over it, okay? You made a toaster where you post sexually on the cover of a poster. Like your crispy vag is supposed to make people want to eat toast. No, girl, if anything, you need to get yourself on a vagusil ad or something or a kyad or something. You need to be adding moisture to your products, not taking them away. Why the hell would an older woman put herself on a drying device? Bazaar. Bazaar. Well, either way, I think Sonia then walked away from Kristen at that point. And then Derinda tried to facilitate healing and was like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Background. Derinda's like, "I think she's just thinking about that pie that she is on the street of a Christmas tie dance." And they were like, "Okay." Well, thank you for coming over and talking to us. Back to you. At one point, Derinda, I recorded it. This is what Derinda said at one point. Boy, she does know she's doing better than she knows she does. But as you know, as she does, she says about it, and once you've been in the mountain, it's just it. I'd like to hear her conversation with her in quad. She's the best dude. How's it? Oh, it's the London street. It's London. Everybody knows what she's doing. She has it, honey. Boy, she does know she's doing better than she knows she does. As bad as she's doing. You know, that's what it sounds like whenever Bravo is filming those summer by Bravo commercials, and they're all in the same room. It's probably just like, "What are these people even talking about?" I know. Bravo didn't do a summer by Bravo this year. They must be having budget cutbacks. Yeah. Andy got a raise. Yeah. Andy is now driving the summer by Bravo commercial. Andy took the entire budget for some by Bravo and put it into tanning beds. His new Ford Fiesta is bought by the money that would have been spent on that summer by Bravo. So then we had a weird scene where Ramona and Bethany were still discussing things. And Ramona is like, "You know what? Sometimes I'm afraid to trust someone, so I do something. I'm purpose to push them away. Okay. Okay." And then Heather comes in out of nowhere. He's like, "You know what? You guys, it's okay. I'd like people. It's okay to trust people. Let people in. You know what? Bethany, mama, hala, mama. Sometimes you're a bitch, and that's a choice of yours. You don't have to be a bitch, but you're a bitch. Ha ha ha." And Ramona is like, "Oh, well, I don't know if I would see Bethany." And she's like, "Oh, no. I mean it in a good way, mama. I mean, like you're choosing to be a bitch, and I support that decision because if you want to be a horrible human being, I'm okay for it. And if you're ready for my loving open arms, they're here as well. So whatever you decide, ha ha ha, whatever you want, I'm here with." And Bethany's like, "What? What the hell was that?" It was like, drive by therapy. What was that? You just drive by and you're like, "Okay, there's some therapy, childhood, racetrack, mom beat. What the Hello Kitty phone? Bye." I mean, what the hell was that? Do I have to tip you for that? What was that? Bethany, what was that? Yeah, Bethany was so confused. It's just a drive-by. Like, I'm just sitting here. Am I on a sidewalk? Oh my God, I'm on a sidewalk right now. Like, I can't even walk, I have to be careful. I don't want to step in a crack and break my mother's back. Okay, there's too much. Okay, it's too much. Okay, you know, I'm down on the floor. I'm crying. Okay, too much. It's so good right now. Right there. I mean, that girl is street. She's like, drive by, drive by therapy? Well, I mean, who does that? Hey, you, you're fat. Is it your childhood mommy issues? Oh, okay, you know what you need to do? And I was dying. Bethany really is funny. And I think that one of the reasons she is funny is because all of Bethany's like, bitchiness and narcissism and like obsession with wealth, even at the cost of her family or all the stuff that makes her awful is also the stuff that makes her great. And I love that she doesn't back down from it. She doesn't give a fuck like she does whatever she wants. Yeah. And she is owning being a bitch Heather. Okay, you need to own the fact that you're a stick up your ass. Yeah, tight ass whiny, what needs to be a mom to everybody because you can't control every little thing in your life. So why don't you just own that? You'll be a lot happier if you're not trying to change everybody else all the time. They're accepting you. They're openly mocking you. That's what they do. That's how they love. Yeah. Okay. Exactly. Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, it was like round 34 of New York Postgate. And Sonia was once again yelling at Kristin and he's like, I'm a much bigger brand than a toaster oven. I'm an international brand. And then, and she's like, I just hate it with the toaster oven. And then Ramona comes and goes, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I want to make a toast. I was like, Ramona, don't mention toast. I know. And then she said toast plenty of time. She's like, no, I'm talking about my toaster Ramona. She's like, toast, toast, toast. Are we gonna make a toast, toast, toast? I need some toast. I wish I could get this toast to work. I wish I could get it to work. I wish somebody would release this toast finally. Oh my god. My toast is so it's like, it's, I don't even know what I want to say. I wish it was like just fully finished. I wish it was like some sort of oven where I could put my toast into it would come out and be done. I could say my toast. I've just got this inappropriate box now with my toast in it. And I need somebody to take it out where it's just gonna die on the shelf. And then everyone's gonna make fun of me in the New York Post. So please, let's have a toast. But that did not stop toaster date because then Sonya continued to go at it with Kristen. And then Kristen one point goes, are we really arguing about the damn toaster oven? And then Sonya is like, oh, so now you think it's a damn toaster oven? Are you that brain dead? And Kristen was like, who's really brain dead here? You're the one who came out with a toaster oven to begin with. I was like, score one for Kristen. I mean, I honestly like poor Kristen. I mean, she should have just stopped trying to fight. I mean, Sonya was so ludicrous. She was. And the editors were hysterical in putting that clip in where they showed the interview. You saw that you caught that, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny. Do you want to bring that? I did. You were talking about reading the actual article. I could remember if you did so. You see the interview and it was dying. It was a totally benign. It was said as asked in a benign way. And she responded in a totally, you know, lovely way. And then they, and I don't even think to be honest, I don't know. I didn't read the article. But apparently, they may look like she was slamming Sonya. And it was just, I mean, Kristen, it must have been such a frustrating fight for Kristen. I just love when Sonya was like, oh, now it's a damn, damn toaster oven. So now Sonya has both pride in her toaster oven. And also, she's annoyed that it keeps coming up. Well, Sonya's a typical pussy. Like she's, she only will go after the week one. You know, she's like, who's going to stick up for Kristen, really? I can just sit here and yell at Kristen and get my finale airtime and, you know, get a spot next year because Lord knows I need the job because I ain't working. So we've got to do what I got to do. And she goes to work and that's the only thing she has to fight about. I mean, it's either that or her alcoholism and she's trying not to be wasted anymore. So it's like, what do you do? You know, the girl's just trying to save her job. But at the same time, it's like she's going after the weakest one in the cast. Like, the woman's not even in the box, Sonya. She's not even in the box. It's like you're lobbying spitwads over the walls of the box, doesn't it? Not cool. Not cool. Poor, poor, poor Kristen. Got girl code. No girl code. So finally, Ramona does, she finally gets her toes together sort of. It's literally like 10 minutes of her bank. Okay, everyone, I want to make a toast and people interrupt her. No, no, come on, come on, now I'm going to make a toast. Okay, okay, toast time. Okay. Where's Avery? Toast time toast, Mario? Hey, wait, hey, everybody, I want to make my toast before it goes bankrupt, like other toasts here. So let's just get this done now. Okay. Yeah. And then they, then that, you know, it was the season finale. So they were showing, you know, they did that update thing where they freeze the screen. And at first, I had a conspiracy theory going because Heather did not get a chance to wax philosophically about the season. And neither did Kristen. And I was like, oh, they're done. But then Sony didn't either. So, Oh, no, yeah, that's true. They didn't, well, so they're talking, they did show their, like, little endings or whatever. And they were, you could really tell that they hate Heather. I mean, Dorinda's was like, Dorinda is finding a life of happiness now that she's passed her grieving. But don't expect her to get ugly. You know, like they were all really nice and supportive of the ladies. And then it got to Heather's. And it was like, Heather still has a business. And then it moved on to every, I was like, what the hell, man? You give Heather like zero love. It's like, Heather still works at a stolen company every day. Yeah. Okay. I am going to miss, I am going to miss Heather on the show, because as much as she can annoy me, she, you know, she does really mix things up. And she went, she does speak her mind. She is never afraid to speak her mind. And often she's such a bitch about it. Sometimes in a really good way, sometimes in a really bad way. And but it's, oh, she always actually makes for good TV. So I am, I am a little sad to see her go. And I also think that she's smart on the show. Believe it or not, believe it or not, I'm saying that. But I think she's kind of important on this kind of show, because as ridiculous as she can be, she's actually a real person. Like she's not some, I mean, with her hollas, even the holla and all of that makes her more real to me, because she's just trying so hard to be liked. Like she just wants to be liked. And she's a mom. And she's like a judgmental mom. And she can't help it. You know, I think a lot of us are like that. I actually think, you know, we, we, I mean, we trash her so much. Heather, if you're listening, guess what? Here's your moment of glory, not because we tr, we trash her a lot. But I actually think that she's, she seems like a very bright person. I think she, she can be annoying. And she could be needy. And she can be misguided. And she is insecure. She does want to be liked and all that stuff. But I do think that she's bright. And I think she does bring something good to the table. So I am going to miss her. Yeah. Bye Heather. Love you. Oh, I can't wait to see the shit that happens at this reunion. Because you know, it's going to go down. I'm, I'm sad, honestly, I'm sad about this carol Luan situation, because it's so stupid that their friendship is based has basically fallen apart over this stuff. Lu, it's Luan, you got to get it together, girl. You got to like get some perspective on this. Yeah, listen, real girl code, you know what real girl code is? Not cock blocking your friend when she's getting a 29 piece of 29 year old piece of ass. Okay, girl, that is what girl code is. I don't know where the fuck you heard of girl code with your fake countess ass, your married title that you won't get a divorce, you can keep your fucking fake title. Lady, please, then all countuses don't have girl code, darling. Yeah, it's a different culture. Carol, obviously don't understand what it means. Because in America, if you know a woman with toilet lid teeth, who is banging a fucking 29 year old, you throw that bitch a party, okay? Exactly. You do not get on the ass about it. Exactly. If your niece was too much of a loser to keep her, then you should even congratulate your friend even more for being that much hotter than your niece when she's 40 years older than her. And you know, the truth is, we remember this niece, this niece appeared. I'm assuming it's the same one. But from a few seasons ago, Luan like went out partying with her niece. It's like, okay, why is it okay for you to go out like and like hang out and try to be like cool with her niece and her niece's crowd. And yet, Carol can't socialize in a different sort of way with her niece's crowd. But the point is this, Carol found a man who is hot and wants to cook for her and cook good food. I agree. She needs to be applauded and she needs to lock it down. Also, Carol does not need to rely on this man for his money. Luan can go have fun and fuck whoever she wants for fun, but she can only marry somebody who's going to give her another title and be, I mean, girl had to move into a smaller house this year. You think that that was just because she wanted a smaller house? No, no, she could not afford it. So, Luan is like looking for a job and Carol is getting ass. You know, stop your jealousy, Luan. It's so ugly on you, Telling. Telling, you know, not cute. Yeah, no, no, we love you. We love you, Luan, but you were wrong, wrong. You're wrong on this one. Big time, lady. Big time. All right, so why don't we go on to flipping out? I am flipping out. I'm flipping out. I don't have a lot to say about this show because it is a bitch. No. No. I actually like the show, but I really feel like when I'm watching the show, I'm just watching someone work, which you are. But I know that it's him, yell at people at work all day. I'm like, oh. But it is refreshing to watch the show because, you know, he's a very bright, sharp guy. And I feel like actually a lot of the things in this show that come up in terms of management or dealing with people are very relatable. And a lot of times when he's complaining about something, it's like, oh, I get that. I get that, Jeff Lewis. I understand. And I also thought this episode was good because he was slowly losing his shit over the course of the episode in between Gage and his past for aggressive ways and this plumbing situation. I found myself oddly on the edge of my seat being like, what's going to happen with these pipes and what's he going to say to Gage? Is my life sad? Is this this is what my life is? I know the rope. No, go ahead. I'm sorry. I was going to say this is what my life is. I am in suspense over plumbing for someone who's not in my life. And I play board games all day. Welcome to almost middle aged telling. Yeah, I know how it rolls from now on. We're going to be talking about pipes and shit for the rest. Our new podcast is going to be pipes and shit ragging on pipes, ragging on pipes, which was also Sonia's first podcast. Can you believe she doesn't use copper? Who does that? She put a blackberry down her toilet. I'm enjoying the relationship between Gage and Jeff only because it just looks painful, but I'm enjoying the relationship between Gage and Zoila even more. Yeah. Now, that's a relationship. Listen, you can fuck with the children. You can fuck with the animals. Do not fuck with the best made. It's hard to find the help, especially one that's hilarious and helps carry a TV show. She's really good. Gage needs to know his place, and it is behind the maid. Sorry. That's right. That's just the truth. I also love the way when there were fights, how the non-Jeff Lewis characters always chime in to clarify things. In this episode, Jeff wanted couches in a certain way in the room, and Gage was like, "No, it's not. It's like I just fucking want the couches like this, and that's just what I want." So he started ragging on Gage and saying, "Well, I want them here because I want people here, and then relive back in West Hollywood now, and if you don't like it, well, then who the hell cares? I'm going to bring in a whole bunch of hot guys. They're going to line up right here, and I'm going to choose my favorite one." Gage was like, "I can't really say that about me or say that to me." So then later on, in the kitchen, Gage was just so mad, and so Jeff basically was apologizing for being so mean, but I love how Jeff was like, this is just how I felt, and then Jenny and that other girl were like, "Yeah, you know, Gage, I think what Jeff was just feeling frustrated and Gage was like, I just can never believe anyone saying those things to me." And then the girl was turned to Jeff, "Yeah, I mean, our feelings would be hurt, too, if you said that to me." And Jeff was like, "Oh, I didn't say it." And they're like, "Well, Gage doesn't remember. Sometimes you just don't remember things when you get mad." Yeah, but that one girl was calling him out. He's like, "I didn't say I would line them up. I love how the fight, they're already so married. It's so funny because the fights are already so stupid." He's like, "Yeah, Jeff, but you said that you were going to have all these guys over here, and they were going to line up, and I mean, I would just never treat you with that kind of disrespect." And Jeff's like, "Oh, I didn't say they were going to be lining up. Okay, they wouldn't be lining up, but I mean, I would have some, but they would be lining up." And he's like, "You said lining up. I did not say lining up." And then one of them's like, "Um, actually, yeah, you said that they would be lining up." And he's like, "Well, I mean, come on. You really think they're going to be lining up? Come on." It's like the fight's so stupid, but Jeff does get so awfully mean. And he hides it all behind his humor. It's like always, you know, I mean, I guess we have that in common. But his meanness is always like humor, so he's always got that excuse, but it's not because when he really gets upset, he lashes out in a way that he's not supposed to get attacked by and gauges isn't funny. So he can't fight by like that, fight back like that. And it just, it makes me feel bad for him, you know? It's like, he doesn't even get it. So I don't even think he knows if he's joking. And it's like, if you don't, if you really think he's always being serious to you like this, why are you with him? I mean, get some self-respect. Well, by the way, the editors messed up on that scene because they got Joe, who was fired last week, was totally in one of the shots during that scene. So this was clearly out of order. So please, Bravo, when you're showing us Jeff Lewis fights in apologies, please try to stick to the timeline. Thank you very much. Well, maybe Joe just forgot he was fired. Or that too. He's like, I'm here with you. He's like, I'm here with your chin chin. I found the lunch receipts. The next week is our next week is already the season finale. And Zoya looks like she's crying. I'm trying to think what else happened this week? She gets in a fight with Gage next week. I love it. She's like, and you can shut up your stupid beach. He's like, what? How dare you? She's like, no, how dare you stupid beach? I love her. You, you know, I meet and just like, oh, no, wait, let me explain to you what she's trying to say. Because I understand how to talk Zoya. Basically, she's saying you're a stupid faggot and she wants you to die. So is that right, Zoya? Is that pretty? She's like, yes, stupid beach. I love that relationship. I know it is fantastic. Let's see. This week also, the Brian Austin Green's house got flooded. So that was a big to do. There was issues with the with the pipes. Sometimes I wish I could hear what was on the other end of Jeff Lewis's phone calls, like when he was speaking to the person about getting the pipes done. I'm amazed how calm he was, you know, when he was like, I'm based, you have to pay $10,000 to fix these pipes. I've had for sure he's going to freak out freak out. Well, this is like the kinder gentler version of him. He's really, I guess, grown or at least learn some some manners. He always feel like he's about to lose it at any second. Yeah. And well, he used to every episode. He used to just go ape shit every time. And now he's learning, you know, he's learning. It's cute. Yeah, good for you, Jeff. But, you know, this older age too during, it just gets tiring, yelling all the time, you know, eventually you're going to need someone to wipe your ass. You got to start being nicer as you get older. Yes, you certainly do. I think they have to treat the man. That is the truth. I mean, I don't know what else to say about this episode. I don't know what else the thing was flipping out. It's like, what are you going to talk about? Venina's desk might get taken away because they have to fit pipes under it. Wow. Venina telling. But the good news is we've got a ton of shows coming up. Lots of stupidity coming up. So next week, let's see, just working out, I want to call working out too, but it's working out in New York. I'm going to go on the Bravo page. I think a bunch starts next week. So let's see. Let's see what we have. I'm going on to Bravo. Let's check it out. Let's see what's coming up. What's new? Hey, Bravo, how about you post the shows that are coming up? How about you post some new shows and not just fucking commercials that crash my computer? Trying to go on your site because it's overloaded with crap. You know, isn't it bad enough that we're going there to look at something that's an advertisement for your network? Why do I have to sit through a tide commercial while I'm about to watch another preview? That's the dumbest thing. I have to sit through a 30 minute tide commercial to watch a 45 second preview of your stupid show that probably costs less than a gallon of tide. Stupid. And I have a question. If you go on the Bravo Bravo website and you look at the CL shows, they work out in New York. I don't see it anywhere. I see my fab 40th. I don't even see. I don't see the. So either way, let's see. Let's see what we have coming back. So below deck is coming back, I believe next week. So our Oh, no, I'm sorry. Season premiere is the 25th. Oh, that's not of our live show, Ben. It is. Are we still doing our live show? We get better. I think so. I guess we should check in or we should stop talking about it. One of the two. I know. Well, yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll email Stephanie. Stephanie Wildet Taylor. Workout New York Bravo. Where and where is that? I'm gonna see when does this show start? August 18th. Oh, Ronnie, guess what? So next week on our Thursday, next week on our Thursday show, we'll talk about Real House of New York City Reunion. And I think we should talk about Workout New York. Let's do it being the premiere because they got hot people on here. I love hot, stupid people who don't understand how stupid they are. I love it. That's why I will never leave West Hollywood. I think they're the most entertaining things listening to people walk around talking on their cell phones, acting smart, and their conversations are just fucking ridiculous. Yeah, I passed this guy yesterday when I was walking dealer and he's like, yeah, and I told her, I know, right? Seriously. That's your conversation. I got a bad thought and he looks so intense walking down the street. So our Thursday episodes are going to be starting next week. It'll be New York City Workout New York and then Below Deck will come around. So we'll probably have a little overlap with New York there. So we'll do those three on Thursdays and then it'll be Below Deck and Workout New York, right? And then our Tuesday episodes will continue to be marriage medicine in Real Housewives of Orange County. Do we have to cover Triti for the party and growing up manzo or whatever? We usually don't. I mean, those are usually like desperation shows. We'll do that once, we'll do that once. If O.C. and if O.C. and marriage medicine, if one of them ends their season, then we'll pick up one of those shows to fill in until something better comes along. But I think we will have, we're going to have O.C. and ladies of London will be coming up soon so that I'll take over probably for O.C. on our Tuesday show. I don't know. What's the next Real Housewives? Why isn't there anything cute? I don't know. But I think Beverly Hills will probably be next because they're the ones that are in the press right now. They usually probably be late September. They usually start in the fall. So it looks like we'll probably have a patch there of non-Real Housewives programming. But we hope everyone continues to listen because we'll have the ladies of London, which will be fun. Oh yeah, that might as well be Housewives. Oh my god, I can't wait for Beverly Hills to come back. That show does not learn its lesson. They get rid of Brandy. They get rid of Kim and then they get some new Brandy who's like some trashy like, you know she's going to be trash, just new Brandy. And then they also got Taylor back, who's just Kim. It's like a more of a train wreck of Kim without a booth at the plaza every Sunday with her mom. It's a disaster. They're just replacing the old people with new old people. Does that make any sense? I know, I know. Anyway, well I'm sure there'll also be plenty more of Camille. It was a fun one, Ben. It was fun. So everyone, thanks for listening. And remember, you can follow us on social media and please do, please do on go to watchercrapins.com. You'll see all our handle everything there. Facebook dot com forward slash watchercrapins like us. Please we're needy and it's super fun. And of course, patreon dot com forward slash watchercrapins. 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