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Yeah but anyway they were like huge fight with gamble and uh pedifluor and so it's like oh my god gotta read it gotta read it so I went and they're just being rude to each other in interviews like thanks were you flipping freaking out I was flipping I was flipping out bitch nozzles yeah um it was like uh well pedifluor is mean and she's like that to go to stupid and I was like that's that's great thanks glad I placed this well if it's any consolation um I believe that the podcast that was number one when we were trying to push for Shannon Bador the number one the artist behind the number one tv and film podcast was wolf pop the real one wolf pop wolf pop no oh what's that what's wolf I don't know but wolf pop has a podcast called I was there too oh my god I want a podcast with wolf pop and be like oh wolfy yes this is me wolf pop I'm here to talk about what happened today today gamble eat a fingernail and then when she tried to make a poopy she cut her butt and that's it for the wolf pop podcast thanks for listening I love you I love you darling and thank you for accepting me my son that's all and the reason why the podcast is called I was there too is because then inevitably in the middle of the podcast because I was there too I was there too and we were just swimming I didn't have sex in everybody oh wolfy was a very successful podcast and I was there too for the podcast thank you for listening to the wolf pop podcast I'd just like you to know that my wife gamble has not paid sex at the entire neighborhood and right now she's putting busted on a fingernail thank you for listening to the wolf pop podcast I'm gonna sue you for love all this has been wolf pop I was there too. It's definitely now we're finished right there wolfy I was there oh wolfy remember what I was there cuz I was there wolfy um so let's open the shit today but I don't think about gamble so more I'm just kidding we're just gonna talk about nothing that's really happening in the world I know by the way wolf pop wolf pop podcast or I was there too this has nothing to do with the content of your podcast these are just inside jokes about the real house I was in Melbourne so don't be mad they're not listening ban all right oh they're not well they've always dropped to number 12 see that's the thing they go from number one to number 12 we go from number five to number 82 something's up something is up if the compare is these um let us oh wait what else happened with Kim Richards this week I feel like something went down hold on oh yeah shop lifted Angie present we didn't talk about this but Angie Angie Tom S we love Angie when are we gonna have her back on I love you know I was just on Angie's podcast deep thoughts and I had a really fun time so people listen to that if you want to um but um what I was going to say was that Angie sent us a link uh from a few days ago about uh the um Kim Richards landlord is I think he she's suing her she apparently when she left her $4,000 a month rental and ban eyes it was a total it was completely trashed there were cockroaches it was like you know like a crack done the cockroaches were all fucked up they're like not only did you leave us cockroaches but they are still partying and looking for meth on the floor of the bathroom like my like daughter I got the cockroaches are probably doing like a conga line they're so happy that she's gone the rotos are probably like so mortified after being yelled at at their wedding they're probably like all right listen up everybody it's just cockroach letting fuck you fuck you fuck you and your mom too all right cockroaches are like well you know what they say about Kim Richards when you see one like her there's like a thousand there's a thousand you don't see you know well hey look at the diet plan you go Kim I love the idea of Kim Richards at a cockroach wedding hey I just hey cockroach it's gonna say thank you it's a beautiful wedding the past orders are wonderful but why is everything so small I can't fit on this pew how are you calling me drunk why don't we talk about your husband that guy who's in ten of zero is wobbling around and going every which way you want to talk about that's talking about your gay cockroach husband hey cockroaches when we're doing the electric slide that's the best part the wedding you know what you know what no one knows about cockroaches they don't work together they're not like ants i mean that's what carries stuff cockroaches don't do anything you're lazy cockroaches hi hi when someone gonna stop and pay attention to the the video montage i mean for the cockroach buddy i've been videoing you know i'm in a cockroach on i movie montage listen it's getting a lot in here i don't want to call a raid all right that's the last thing i need over here so just quiet down cockroaches listen i have a bone tobacco okay i know there are a lot of people that came in from out of town for this cockroach wedding and they're all staying at the roach motel and i want to know why was i not offered a room there all right i say i'm a catch in a milli hills room all right cockroaches carry that message back to your queen oh i forgot you don't carry things jesus she could help around here yeah there's just no cockroaches this is a terrible cockroach wedding no one's even made a toast yeah i want to make it so fuck you fuck you you know you're serving me drink you know i found a little a little tiny cup of a of a roachy margarita on the ground so maybe i drink i don't remember that's a terrible terrible wedding you know i had a good wedding robert sean letter that was a wedding you cockroaches could have learned from him he was big the only reason i went to stupid poor person weddings because roaches have such a good brand recognition i can't believe you guys are poor what the heck's the point get out of my house she's gonna blame the rent she's gonna blame the rent not being paid on the cockroaches being too lazy to pay it all right so them dads pay rent oh you can't put me in jail landlord rights yeah listen i called christman glover he's gonna send me he's gonna send me a check oh god hey crispy i saw a column you know when they came out with pot chips that that guy he sure missed the train for christmas all right these two vlogs god bless our heart little things dealing in a target by can club yeah we'll see you soon on e donning all right let's uh check out this ladies have warned him this sounds nothing like melbourne so we can't impersonate anybody for it well my British accents right now i can't do British accents anymore because i've been doing melabine accents for so long i used to never be able to australian ones because i've always had a british but now i've so committed to learning the melabine accents aka in quotes because i definitely have not but now i can't do a british accent everything is just a mess i just have to go scott scott scott scott that was that was like my favorite joke and then he goes and can suicide and now it's like tasteless to make that joke no it's not i still joke about skin chandeliers and i started doing it the day after russell hung himself so oh thanks darling yeah all right ready i'm gonna play okay wait let's get ready one one two three three oh wait do it again oh damn it hold on let me rewind it let me rewind it let me rewind it the play button disappeared you know how it does that you know how to just the controls you know of course like the moment like whenever you want to watch the video the controls stay up there for like 20 seconds but the moment you want to press play they disappear one two three on this season of ladies of london oh actually of sync oh no the american's are in your place on the gas list oh if i knew american it's a new like like oh my god is that reached with her spoon nothing can smell a social climber a mile away we can smell a social climber they smell like an expel they cry they may see i think the uh the friend of the ladies looks like she's a cast member now they're like hey that girl gives a lot of jazz hands and she has a cast on higher her where's noelle i think she's not on it anymore well no well don't fire no well lord knows she needs a job y'all is this is she says she was swedish oh don't you say i just say you got a massive dump straddle my husband good library spelling caroline's dress is a broni but that's not to my face you see i was like yes slanted bangs just black Alexander would have wanted in the business i am working my ass oh no towards bailing on a harpate grill british society is cut through once we talk to the world to every time too bad you're not at the top that like you've still got some climbing to do this isn't gonna end that's you know this uh you're getting good at this you were so awesome it's just like a lot of this namie campbell it's like a lot of just like kissing frolicking it was like a thoroughly thoroughly polite show i don't know what even happened in that but now i'm watching a tide pod commercial are people really pretty lucky and lazy to pour some detergent into the washing machine you got to have it in a pod now get out of here lazy's so you know i just realized that trailer there were uh no caprice which one was caprice caprice was the american who would sometimes speak a little british she was the one who was like i'm having a baby and uh oh my god i had more press than kate middleton the girl from vh1 she's like yeah i'm too famous for this show and the ladies are jealous because i bet i'll be one vh1 and they're just jealous of me because i'm famous oh my god i beat kate middleton shocker hey send a sari card to kate because we're in breton and i need to be a polite so so caprice is gone and so is noelle those babies probably came out and immediately strangled her hag ass they were like we will not be raised by you yeah and like go back to your belinda caprice or whatever she's from your belinda i think she was she was i think she's from like your belinda or like some random uh uh tostin or rancher santa fey so basically this season of ladies of london nothing happens like the last season can't wait yeah they they had like i think there was i don't know if people could hear it uh but there was one thing that looked kind of like a fight when when the really prissy one was like if you're going to call me a bitch call it to my face or something like that and that looked like it was the most intense thing that happened no and also annabel was eating dinner or something with curved bangs i don't understand okay like you know how when curtains it looked like how when you put up a curtain like you tie back a curtain and they kind of like draped i don't know they weren't easy they weren't easy to look at but maybe alexander just taught her how to cut her own bangs or something so she's refusing to go to super cut these days it's her way of honoring alexander but she was modeling in a tunnel that wasn't leaky and she also was shooting a gun so you know back in the horse as they say telling well you know she's just very rock and roll like alexander that's why she has all her finishes granny furniture very rock well darling we see her wearing a horse coat later later in the season she's like i killed that horse it's what alexander would have done nobody bucks off alexander's mues oh my god i'm going to drink this tea like a rock star this is i'm such a rock star with this old lady tea right now alexander would love it i can't even read it gallop pole anymore darling i have no idea who's winning anything anymore it's what alexander would have wanted i forgot she got thrown off that horse i was so sorry that shit was hilarious oh yeah it was especially because all season long she's like i can't wait to get back on the horse you know i love horses they're so majestic and i got a bunch of dudes they're like and she gets on and she's like so i'm training so hard it's difficult not riding a horse for years then suddenly riding oh damn it people only care if it's super mat and i suppose yep to be a hot american for anybody to give a crap poor thing um yeah so that looks fun i they made the friend of the housewife who owns the castle as we've sprained about over the thing it looks like she's back and it looks like she's crazy and i don't know how they figured that out because she was so not crazy last year she's like hello everybody here's the living room all right now let's get to the drawing room oh look it's granny hello granny and she's like hello that was wonderful i just want to kill myself and then julia it's like do you guys got me bacon and this year that friend of she now has like manic panic in her hair and she's crying and she's like i work so hard i'm like no you don't yeah you don't you do not work so hard no one on the show works hard at all maybe caroline a little bit but no one works hard at all trying to get your gay husband hard isn't a job all right julia they showed gay husband he's like girl i was like whoa he's come even further now they came here and just legal in america i guess they just figure they can get away with it every way telling hmm well i'm looking forward to it coming coming back i'm excited for some british accents um and in the meantime we have uh the royalty of new york city that we can talk about in america society is cut through it i mean by the way that was pretty that was i think that was a little it was a little too soon for caroline to say that you know like it's so easy to fall you know from high society yeah i mean score score she's like i have been buying gifts for rich people four years and let me tell you what it's like being at the top darling you're a personal shopper okay you're not at the top the people you're shopping for aren't even at the top because they wouldn't need a personal shopper they get shit just brought to them from places all right i don't have to have people buy them things right that's what i think being rich is like you just sit there and people bring you stuff and like hands you babies if you want to be like here's my baby if you want to be yeah yeah that's and that's how you know caprice wasn't rich because she had to have her own babies oh god that was talk about a geriatric pregnancy my god i'm surprised hum cronin and just to get tear they didn't pop out of there she had that weird thing where she had the um the uh the surrogate uh had the baby but then she was having a baby too oh that's right that's right yeah she had like i oh yeah that's right she had a rental oven and then like a rag like the home of it yeah so she had to she had to go out to like fly back home to rancha cuckoo mongo and they both had their babies it's so hard being back where everybody knows me oh god everyone in placentia knows me it's so hard whenever people ask me if i'm gonna eat my placenta i say no i have no desire to eat my hometown but people love me listen i am just very big in la caniada flint ridge okay i will be at the indian casino on the 101 and the 99 all week bring your buckets of nickels girls all sign any nickel you put in front of me i just am so excited to go home have my babies and walk through the halls of morongo casino with everyone wanting to touch me again i can't wait until my babies are old enough to ask me for my autograph it's so hard going to subway and downy one just wants a piece of me that jared picture won't stop staring at me which has which makes me feel really young so it's kind of cool that's part about going to the subway of garden grove i love that you have like a list of every la i'm like mentally going through all well because the thing is is all the suburbs in la are hilarious sounding you really are because they're all named after like spanish things but nobody will pronounce them that way even the mexicans are like well you got to take lassi and ega tote it's like no stop why you pronounce it or what's the worst one that people say Santa Monica they say right los feelas oh that makes me crazy los veres and they're like oh this is not how you say it stupid like oh god i know jesus damn white people taking over the mexican culture i will not stand for this no i will say it quietly oh yeah all right let's talk pin you've got to keep me on track today i'm out of it all right i'm like staring out of it i'm out of it too i'm just gonna be my nails right now with um nose hair clippers so i know it explains anything i'm feeling a little kooky right now um so new york city real house is a new york city the episode begins with heather and carol having drinks uh they're talking about carol's trip i have to say this is a positive comment i thought heather looked fantastic in this scene did you did you notice that i was like wow she looks great she would have been great like in the time where there was only like candle light like before yeah i was about to say it may have helped that the lighting was basically like red and black and very dim but she looked great she's like hi so good to see you mama's and carol's like yeah i'm wearing plaid to a fancy place because that's what the kids are doing these days don't question me mother there's like tell me about picking up your dad husband oh by the way i have to say an apology a public apology because last week um i read that tweet from carol's book the tweet of a picture from carol's book i'm making no sense i know but anyway i was talking about how carol talked about in her book already scattering the ashes and then it was explained very politely to us this week that normally when people die and they're cremated you scatter some of the ashes and then you keep some of the ashes right i didn't know him yeah i didn't know that either because i based all my knowledge of ashes being poured somewhere on of course milieu's ash ceremony that's remember when sonya sonya poured scattered milieu's ashes yeah they were everywhere why didn't carol teller loud it was a terrible second coming of 9/11 it was just like yeah remember and they walked away and they all started like paying on trees like milieu milieu's inside of us very proud ashes very proud ashes but i i wonder why when she don't milieu carol wasn't saying you need to butt half of that in a ziploc bag or you're not gonna have an excuse to take a trip in a few years he imagined sony's like all right he wants to come with me to this uh the statin island fairy stop i'm picking up the rest of milieu you know milieu's very popular dog you know i have to i have to scatter his ashes all over the place you know they they've been asking for his ashes in santropay they love his ashes in santropay milieu saw me suck my first dick in saudi arabia and you know that hotel room will not let me into the shah suite really upsetting milieu used to party with madonna and john john all the time and both of them have requested that his ashes you know be scattered in their presence um madonna she'd be like do not scatter those in front of me they're fattening i will not breathe your fat dog sonya oh come on lighten up no one gives me any respect god like madonna has a job just puts on parachute pants and dances around i invented parachute pants all right no so i'm starting parachute pants david um all right previously so then speaking on speaking oh previously oh no no i don't i don't have anything i was just uh i uh so then we moved speaking of fashion uh we moved to this meeting uh where sonya has called uh Bethany and heather to this conference room to help with like a model casting for the uh for her line and so of course Bethany gets there first and she is back to her crazy ways you know again she walks into the room she doesn't say hi first she goes i got a mouthful of food where sonya where's the clothes where what's going on who's this hi hi hi sorry no i got food in my mouth sorry stress sorry i'm the first one here okay well that's weird okay that's strange okay well i mean look i got some of the first one here so whatever i don't know you i don't know you don't talk to me i don't know you guys i don't know you guys who are you can we get some hello my name is i still won't know you but at least i'll know who to ignore um and she's like well this is awkward this is awkward i'm like yeah well you're making it awkward have it be like a normal human being and you walk into a room and the person that you're supposed to meet isn't there yet but they're two other people so you make polite conversation like a normal person is not awkward check your face book like anybody else have you no manners yeah go on tinder yeah all right totally um but i wanted to go see what your latest homeless benefits are okay okay she's like i gotta get out of here i got to be on the cheese line in like five minutes or i'm not getting cheese and do you know what my daughter's gonna do if she doesn't have cheese she's going to swing from that expensive chandelier in her room and i'm not going to be able to sell it on Craigslist later so just move it along move it along um i wanted to say something about this uh this uh conversation with carol and heather though because of course it's taking me 20 minutes to look at notes but heather was talking about how she put the urn and dorinda's bag and she's like of course they had to go in her 1980s hooker for code or whatever but she puts it in to get it through security and thinks it looks like a bomb and then she's freaking out and saying she's sweating which i don't believe because botox i mean maybe she was sweating in her ass cheeks because botox like stops your sweat clams from working like you start sweating in other places so anyway she had a sweaty butt and then she got nervous so they opened her bag and they pulled out lotion and they took her face cream you know what fuck off people boxcutters were legal when 9/11 happened okay those terrorists didn't pull off anything tricky stop taking expensive shit from our bags okay that toothpaste is eight dollars now thanks a lot and now you're gonna blame the terrorists i blame the government damn it yeah fucking take my my toothpaste with bleach it was eight dollars okay that's all i had to say now we can move on okay yeah so Bethany walks into this meeting and the guys i think this is why you can't talk to these people like normal people because they're people that sonya brought in and they're awful one of them you walk into this uh my god walk at this model's energy it's amazing her energy like her energy is crazy and then the other girls like yeah models energy it's like oh my god i want to kill these people that girl who's wearing like i don't know like a vest from the thrift store that she glued skunk fur onto or some ship from michaels and she wears it every scene that she's in it's like girl is that the only wig and fake for vest that you have come on make an effort Bethany's here yeah i know exactly um i liked also i did like when heather and Bethany were trying to get to the bottom of what what the hell was going on and and heather's like so what's what sort of brand is it and so he's like well you know it's a it's a heritage brand it's a heritage brand and then someone else goes yeah it's it's not what's on trend right now i'm like oh okay but then they keep on saying everything they're like but it's always sexy it's always sexy yeah like so what is this well it's sort of like a nun's habit but it's always sexy it's like convent chic always sexy there's always you know like you ever see those like you ever see those guys that are in those suits or they walk around in the bottom of the ocean and they've got like a they've got like a like a like a like a one of those tubes that goes up to the surface that way they can breathe it's like that but you know sexy no matter what it is this is what i always say if you want heritage you need to make sure there's easy access to the vagina and something right under the collar that you can lift up and wipe your mouth off when you need to and that's it yeah you can use these things at any job if you're working your way up when we say heritage we mean it's a burlap sack like literally it's the heritage of like a street urchin but sexy sexy and the Indian guy is hilarious because Heather's like no like who do you see these clothes hanging out with if you're in a store mamas and you're saying holla holla your dressers are saying holla who are they hollaing too exactly because they have to be between things and he's like no we don't do this in this store this brand is not about other things okay it is only these things so our store would be only our things and she's like no but like you know let's say you're in macy's okay are you gonna be next to polo i mean where are you gonna be it's like nowhere we would be next to nobody you cannot compete with us that's we kept on saying over and over again there is nothing like our clothes they are sexy but feminine and chic i'm like oh yeah those are crazy crazy buzzwords i've never heard well done india yeah i i i got a feeling like they're uh sonya's line is gonna be hanging next to the pots and pans on the third floor she's like my clothes will be hanging in whatever is alphabetically next to them in the podcast directory okay that's it so then the models are coming in and sonya's like no well you know i don't know if i like this girl you know she doesn't she sort of has a you know she has more of like a Versace cut and i want more of a polo cut like not my cut that is not my cut that is for the masses not the classes okay and so then Bethany starts to get mad at her Bethany's like there's like you don't say these things from the models you don't see these models etc and so it's like no you agree of course you say these in so then Bethany has the nerve to tell us and the interview she goes listen i don't need these girls getting an eating disorder on my watch says Bethany Frankel CEO of skinny girl i'm not gonna let sonya give these people an eating disorder look when i give people an eating disorder it's because they've earned it it means i care about you and not enough to tell you that you're fat okay someone is just like handing them out like candy i will not have her diluting my brand yeah i mean Bethany i mean when you're sitting there and you're looking at her with her like sinewy arms and like negative five percent body fat like i don't think she gets to talk about eating disorder concerns also we're talking about women who are basically um basing their entire life on what they look like and selling that for money okay yeah those girls are non-eating non-eating whores like i don't care do you you are a lot and no offense models if you're out there but i mean come on you're a non-eating whore admitted to yourself the first thing the first step in acceptance is admitting is admitting that you're a non-eating whore but um they're like horses i mean you don't they are it's like going to a cattle show and deciding what horse you're gonna or what cow you're gonna buy or whatever like you look the cows up and down you check their teeth that's why that's where the saying you don't uh you don't look a gift horse in the mouth because it's rude to check over the horse when it's given to you as a gift but when you're buying that horse look at its teeth y'all right exactly and you know it's funny also i mean i mean look i mean Heather is sitting down down the table she's trying to sell her yummy fashion which is just shaped like it's spanked basically yeah so all these women all they care about is trying to look as skinny as possible so don't don't don't get you know don't get mad at Sonia yeah get better for other things but not for that yeah i but Sonia was being funny because then she started getting more and more snotty about it yeah someone on her facebook made a funny comment uh going off about Sonia what a bit she is and they're like i cannot believe it i mean when did this woman be when did this woman cross so far up her own ass she's always been up her own ass she's just got a good sense of humor otherwise yeah you know remember in season two when she called herself a gay icon and she was mad when Alex McCord was gonna get to speak at like a gay rights thing or whatever and Sonia wanted to be the one like didn't want her to speak because she's like but i'm the the grand chairman or whatever the the uh whatever you call that term you know grand marshal yeah i'm the grand marshal this event and i'm a gay icon Alex McCord so Alex McCord can't speak so she's always you know been a disaster listen Alex McCord has done more for the gay community than you can dream love she married Simon okay yes she took Simon off the gay market so i think that she should be the marshal of every k-prey yeah it's like thank you for taking that one out of the gene pool darling um so but my favorite part is that after all this like you know hemming and honking over the models Sonia's favorite model was the one who was the most average looking who looked just her like a normal person who walked in to like deliver like a message from reception you know yeah she's like oh here she is here she is this is my look right here oh found her found her i'm like her that's my brand look at the heritage look the heritage in that brand i don't think Sonia knows what heritage means no i don't think anyone's explained it to her she thinks it has something to do with hair yeah she's like that girl has hips and big teeth i want her i want her my line is for people with teeth big big teeth okay yeah no i was like i the first two girls were perfectly pretty and model-esque and Sonia's like oh oh this is her perfect perfect for santropay perfect where's milieu oh no forgot milieu died she's like okay one who's not as pretty as the other ones um how good you are carrying boxes upstairs okay do you know how to put pieces from different different vacuum cleaners together to make one big vacuum cleaner okay you're that's heritage okay this girl is heritage from now on your name is ipad number two okay whatever i need you i'm just going to swipe you so please keep your nose clean thanks now let's let's see if we can clone three more of her so we can have them for parts just a mad scientist you never know when her time machine is going to break listen weight loss drugs and glp ones are all anybody's talking about right now they're everywhere but it's confusing to figure out how to get them but it doesn't have to be through hymns and hers you can get access to a budget-friendly weight loss program personalized just for you hymns and hers connects you 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pricks all day long you know it's like i just wish i knew then what i know now full circle full circle and in the middle heritage heritage brand but very sexy very sexy with a j i wasn't shoplifting on the front of the store there's a big zero and inside of it's another zero and inside of that's another zero how you expecting me to pay for anything where everything i look at the price tag says zero target as hypnotized i was looking at i fell asleep still still stuff if i had a time machine hey this robe was just sitting on the floor so i drank it i should sue you for almost choking to death target i don't know why i can't stop i can't stop come back to me Kim yes Sonia's time machine i don't think that that would have been good because i don't think that there's really anything she can change i mean she's just doing great as it is yeah yeah she um if anything maybe she needs to go forward in time yeah get get get through this period of her life to when she's just a fashion mogul in 20 years a fashion mogul walking around with a giant glasses black frame thick frame glasses like the lady from the old navy commercials back in the day that's what Sonia needs to go to i think Sonia just wants to be a fashion mogul so she can have an official sweatshop so if people stop making fun of her using child labor um i uh i think she just wants to be a fashion mogul uh to further her toaster brand i think this is all just an elaborate and elaborate exercise and getting the toaster out there she's gonna release them what she's gonna do is next is she'll release like the cookbook of like how to um eat so that way you can fit into my clothes and then the toaster oven comes next i think that's that's the order carb free peanut butter and jelly sandwiches half pickles pull up pull out a plastic spoon put some peanut butter on it and then feed it to you everything's gonna be like copies everything's going to be a variation of putting cheese on english muffins all right if you want to make this is what i call a guda pizza you take an english muffin and you put some ketchup on it and then you put some guda on it and then you have perfect good a pizza oh some zina the fashion mogul uh son yeah so anyway as this caffeine ravages my brain let's go to uh then i think we move forward to uh romana she uh goes to lunch i forget even with whom romana went to lunch with the rinda this scene was so beautiful it was beautifully executed uh on every point love it i love the with her yeah oh wait go ahead you love it i was just gonna say first of all dorinda just got back from seeing her dead husband okay i mean not seeing him but you know what i mean i mean the red balloon people come on have some sensitivity so she's she's just come back from this like emotional trip and she was with carol so there's some shit to talk about and what does romana do she's like oh hi i just got my hair done at oscars and then what happened i you know i had my car there and then my car wasn't there because you know i can't take a taxi because you don't know how they smell it's like okay they shut up for a second and be stop talking about smelly things when you're about to talk about dead husbands and she's also probably gonna marry john that's rude and see her husband's dad so made me like hold off on a bit no one cares about your super cut i just love that romana got into the wrong black car she's like so the craziest thing happened so i got i went over to a car all right and i looked at the i looked at the license plate and and my car was supposed to start with a jr and i saw a jr so i thought okay well those are not very common letters in english language so this must be my car okay so i got into the car and i was like hey what's going on we drove by sex okay we're going we're going to the west side okay and then we're in the wrong way okay and i thought i got to get out of this okay and remind me of when at one time when i was a kid okay my dad my dad was like hey we're gonna go to right play land in ryan new york i was really excited i wanted to go on the dragon coaster okay because i love dragons but then we got in the car we started driving in a different direction and we went to new jersey and we went to the dentists and i was like what's going on and then we picked up Geraldine Parsons Smith and i realized i was being abducted and this was a terrible thing for me and to this day i could never get in the wrong car ever again okay i'm sorry i was crying so hard that Geraldine Parsons Smith slapped me on the back when i was cross-eyed and that's why my eyes look like this was traumatic okay and then afterwards when the when the dentist gave me a lolly Geraldine Parsons that took it from me okay and dorinda's like don't worry about it honey i confused black things all the time was it where we go way to shirt watch out people are gonna call you racist on twitter you better back it up you better back it up black car you better back it up i mean let me back it up there's a spot here for you back it up this hot white guy keeps coming to the table and dorinda's like could you please set the way to stop asking me what i need go dorinda uh she's like i think it's so wonderful that two waiters made it to be president and first wife of america it was so nice being in london way with the black people don't wear waiters shirts and confuse me i didn't ask a black person for anything in london it was like being home again she's like i was watching bt they they have a whole award show just for waiters i think it's wonderful i think it's great i'll tell you what if i was ever served by that girl that waitress be on say oh i don't know if i need to see that while i'm eating it's bad enough sitting across from john i don't need anybody telling him to shake his jelly what was Beyonce's like was it was she the shaker jelly yeah it was danny's child yeah nobody needs to shake that i don't think john's ready for her jelly i'll tell you that much if she brings her jelly over here she better back it up i've got ready for you jelly i've got plenty of jelly here thank you it's famous john he's got a hairy back and everybody gets like cliding about Vesuvius of flip flops all right keep your jelly piece i don't like waitresses that that push jelly on me i don't like that uh i wanted jelly i'd order a jelly i wanted jelly i'll ask for jelly okay but i don't i don't want more jelly than and john doesn't want john but it backing up from the jelly buffet okay and Beyonce you and your two other waitress friends you you better leave with that jelly okay i don't care if you're survivors i don't i don't want my waitress is telling me that they're survivors i don't care just bring me my food how dare you talk to my daughter like that you better back up be back up be yeah and you know what you know what i do and appreciate every time i ask for the check they just talk about bills bills bills i don't like that but my waitress is i don't like my waitress has called me a muggaboo either all right i don't care if they say that they're independent women all right that's you're my waitress just bring my food and don't bring more jelly okay all this all this big independent women is self-irrated i don't understand all these women's bracket about being independent who cares america's been independent for a long time what does that mean who cares we're still we're still sad we're still in debt and being independent is nothing all right get somebody get a dry cleaner america this country would be doing much better if we would just elect a dry cleaner you know i'd like to see the manager please my my waitress is drunk in love and i i i need i need a sober waitress i can't this is not right uh back it up back it up it's the waitress singing a song about sitti goss jay's face will i've tried to eat my toast with jelly i told you i didn't want this jelly you better back it up sister back it up you know uh you know i what i really didn't appreciate is that when i came into the restaurant i want to sit over by the window but my waitress beyond sick at the time me to sit to the left to the left and i was like that's not right i want to sit there to the right i want to sit to the right i'm not ready to put my things in a box yet be stop telling me to put my things in the box because i eat but i don't want to box up my dinner i don't want to box up my dinner yet okay from when it's like i'll take it just in case just in case hey you know what jerenda i think all your leftovers are in a box to the left to the left you know that's the people go to a stadium just to see a waitress i don't understand it i don't get it so then they start talking about the carol you know the carol stuff and during this like you know i was surprised because she's so nice and romana's like oh yeah she's great one-on-one oh one-on-one she's okay but you know when she gets like three-on-one then it hurts then it's then it's horrible i'm like who are you who are you i don't i don't like that of course this was after romana um told a whole story about so the other night i went to this chipriani's okay and i was sitting there and i was having a lovely time and i decided i ordered this boring chicken dish and i was like i don't want to eat this boring chicken dish you know sometimes i want a nice chicken dish and i saw this lovely chicken dish go by and went up to a gentleman and i just had to get up and walk over to that gentleman and say excuse me but what is your chicken dish and he was like well guess what i'm the owner of chipriani's okay and he bought us all dinner okay and it's like yeah i just got back from london with saw my old friends and carol saw her ashes but that's great i love that chicken story so like that's great i wish i had a chicken salad when i was crying about my dead husband at lunch with carol she's like oh yeah that would have been great you know but then if you had lunch there then it would have been carol and lunch on you then it would have been two-on-one you wouldn't like to carol anyone then romana immediately blames heathers romana immediately blames heathers she's like well you know when she's with heather you know heather just all the talking sorry yeah heather overshadows her like yeah okay tell us about that chicken again okay sorry state class a it was so funny because dorinda's so positive well most of the time when she's not about to cut somebody but she's so positive and she's like oh well you know it was really great it was great seeing everybody and that was that now i can go to london again and romana's like that's what i need with mario you know i'm so jealous because dorinda has closure and what i need with mario is closure i'm like she has closure because her husband's dead okay like it's not really it's not really the same thing you're not going to get the same kind of closure and then she goes on to explain she's like you know i mean i got closure sometimes i see mario and you know you know that's fine and whatever but i'm still moving on and i'm like 99% moved on you know i'm like 1% have a finger up marios but whole while i'm giving them a blowjob i mean let's just admit it but you know it's like 99% of my fingers not even in there like you can barely feel it and i'm saying that's what almost closure feels like okay okay when i'm done you're gonna have to put plastic gloves on some other girl and then they hit on the waiter and that's uh really awkward and then dorinda actually really does say is something about like jon called me in the middle of the night that hotel security wake me up because he thought i died everyone was like oh who dies in london nobody dies there just like i know but he thought i was dead and you know it was so sweet you know because he's teeny and he needs me you know all these women who are just so independent that do it alone do it by yourself that's boring you know nobody calls you nobody calls herself hotel security caring that you might be sleeping with somebody thinner or less hairy you know classier jobs you know dry cleaner you know nobody's calling nobody cares probably speaking of john someone i forget who i'm sorry uh someone posted on our facebook page a photo of john with liza from secrets and wives and i forget the other ones it was maybe andy who was or or susan but the three of them were on a step and repeat and they're like smiling and john is just fully drenched and sweat like big old sweat stains uh-huh seeing myself ai i already miss you good to wives and be this is this is john this is john he he wound up on the wrong show he should have been on secrets and wives i know but they already have a fake named john i think that's true you only have so many thumbs up a button one season of the show that's true in long island all the men put the thumbs up you button bouncy houses you got loisard you got totally loisard by johnathan you feel nauseous now you feel nauseous little does he know i had a suppository up and now his thumb has the runs you just got liza paralyzed oh thumbs up the bat so christian i'm pedic christian is it fashion week uh this episode two because some designer whose name nobody knows or maybe you do i don't have fashion yeah it's a huge name no no christians yeah christian oh oh i wrote it down because at first they were showing that lady and i was like who are you oh yeah the talivontat talivon mally or whatever what's his name lee ellie to harry listen when somebody gets to do a runway show for mr old devie all care but until then i have no interest i don't know i don't even follow fashion ellie to harry's huge i'm not even sure i'm saying his name right is you lied to harry no i think it's ellie to harry he went to a lot of trouble to get a name that rhymes all right memorize that shit ben i know i'm sorry so christian yeah christian got her pop of color uh used in his fashion presentation during fashion week which is pretty cool but it's not like people were going up there i mean like oh what's this nail polish on this model like that's what i came here to see the the nails i think it's like as much of an afterthought asking me and carol's like oh did you did you use any of the names i gave you for the nail polish covers i can't wait to see someone wearing blowing a toddler oh it's gonna look so pretty slide uncollected ping pong balls balls that haven't dropped yet so they're talking about her nail colors blah blah blah heather and carol blah and then they they show one of the models putting on that and i'm like wow this is perfect it's like for for girls who are too stupid to wear gloves with fingers in new york city it's like the Madonna fingerless gloves so it's like no people wear those that way they can still use their smartphones um yeah you know what if your feet are cold and your head is cold your body's cold okay people if the tips your fingers are cold you're going to be cold just stop wearing gloves fuckers or buy the kind of gloves that you can still i don't even let's stop talking about this i'm getting angry about nothing this is this is one of those days i've already done it about three times when i've gone on either a rant or i've just gone on a line of thought that's goes absolutely nowhere i'm like oh well i gotta wrap up whatever i'm saying i gotta bring it to some sort of reasonable conclusion but in the meantime i'm just going to waste everyone's time while they have to sit and listen to me get to this and then we're almost an hour and we've talked about nothing i know uh i feel like the uh high point was the cockroach wedding in mayonnaise it's all downhill from there just make sure when you're on your way down the hill you're not walking with jonathan i've never seen somebody sweat backwards but it actually happens i swear i was internally sweating i had to squeeze them for five hours afterwards to get it all out oh man so people are such bitches they show up and they're like uh there's like hey now polish mama step off the curve mama's farewell felicia sincerely heather well she was she was trying to network with ellie tahari she was like oh my god this you know this reminds me you know when i first started out as a fashion professional much like you i was wearing all your suits all the time you know because i work in fashion too and we worked together we should get lunch you know but anyway i wear your suits i love your suits anyway mama so nice meeting you bye ellie tahari when i started um you know when i started running conglomerates as a fashion exec i loved your clothes now unfortunately i'm too wealthy for them and i don't like looking like other people who just got off to subway but thanks for the past thanks for that like that is so rude um i don't know oh she's like i loved your clothes so much i've decided to start a new line called um mari pahari it's similar but not quite the same and i'm gonna spell it wrong so please don't feel like you're getting stolen from you know and can't steal intellectual property mama's well well you know what by the way heather had a major fail in her career as a real housewife which is that she never put on a fashion show and she was like a working fashion designer i mean the fact that sonya morgan was able to put together a fashion show the fact that charade woodfield was even put able to put together a fake fashion show and heather didn't put on anything how could you do that heather like this is like your opportunity how could you not put on a fashion show look no one looks cute and spanks oh like when it's just the spanks you got shit spilling over the top it looks like an overfill it looks like a hot tub filled with like too much cottage cheese it sits like spilling over and listen i've tried on mam spanks okay so i'm speaking from personal experience nobody needs to see that fashion show people would just be horrified by the way i just want to let you know how caffeinated i am the ice in my starbucks just settled and it startled me i just jumped because of the ice the ice moved and i jumped you're stupid ass neighbor probably did too you're going to be getting an eye on your door i heard eye settling in a cup i will not stand for this oh god she is the worst um uh okay so fashion show so heather is like hi mamas hi mamas hi mamas hi mamas wow i mean there's like a sonya compaka house because i mean she's a whore and she's always on twitter but where are the buyers because i'm used to seeing buyers here mamas i was hoping that no people you know because people buy my stuff and they're not here so have fun with your show sonya it's like shut up heather you designed stolen spanks just shut up yeah and meanwhile so sonya's backstage and she's like yelling at her staff because everyone's getting things wrong i'm like well how about this why don't you like get someone who has a little bit more experience than an intern how about you have like real professionals working your show rather than yelling at like kamila from you know cuny you know who's just there for like one credit so she can finish her like i know they showed a lineup out of like children i mean they look like children i mean i know i'm just getting older but i was like how old are these kids it's like you're you're telling 12 year olds to do things for free and then you're mad that they didn't like copy it right and she's like yeah but where's Calvin Klein gonna go where's the shock gonna go where's you know where these people gonna go i'm like hello delusional none of those people are coming to your show all right make sure that Ramona has somewhere to sit or you're in real trouble otherwise yeah who cares no one cares she's like this is why i have to do everything myself you know because like i can't rely on other people to do it for me i'm like well maybe you should pay someone and then you can rely on them she's like i've been trying to fix the leak in my in my ceiling forever because you know who can't do it interns they just can't do it you know all i've asked is for them to go hunting in the walls for the possums they cannot do it so you know what fine i'm sitting there with with a tube of caulk and i'm just gonna do it every time i see a leak i'm gonna have somebody hold me up to the to the crack that's it pickles get in here and hold me up to the crack how do i open this cock all right that's it i'm gonna and i'm gonna start designing cock because apparently i'm the only one who can design cock that's easily opened you know my cock you know people love my cock in in central pay you know it's huge they love it and it helps to call me the cock queen please you call me the cock queen in central pay i was like that's right because i fix roofs that's what i do it's just what i do it's in my mister i love roofing you know and i you know i don't want to i just i'm good at it this what i you know it's part of my some it's my international brand you know toasters dresses roofing you know i'm coming out with the designer shingle next year you know all the side of all the houses wonderful designer shingers she's like i'm gonna come off with something uh like goof off except it hurts it's gonna be huge it's a light it's sonya morgan international lifestyle target brand and everyone's gonna love it you know i'm very excited my next my next product is actually one of those uh canopy's that extends out over your patio and you can press the button and it goes back in it's very sexy it's a heritage it's a heritage canopy uh so i'm looking at my notes oh sonya boobs out i guess i have to do everything close the jewels the alcohol i was like you have to do the alcohol sonya she's like i have to do the clothes i have to do the jewels i have to do the chairs i have to do the alcohol i'm a problem solver you're here to learn from me okay if something's going bad i don't need to say miss morgan you're gorgeous you're you're the queen of the world i don't need that i need you to tell me what's wrong because you're here to learn from me i haven't seen one of you swallow yet not one of you you would not swallow but think how do you expect to have a career you think this shit just came to me and floated to me on a boat no i earned this they have statues of me in shop bathrooms all over all of us outy i worked for this knee braces zonia knee braces knee braces it's part of my international brand knee braces knee braces every single hospital it's gonna be a heritage brand knee brace but very sexy too a sexy knee brace sexy knee braces they're not just for hospitals they're also for warehouses i have to do the warehouses i have to do the bus stops i have to do behind the garbage camps i have to do everything in this warehouse everything all our mannequins have knee braces on them and make it's the it's the brand because zonia keeps wearing that same red dress every time we see her in the scene she's like look it's my dress i designed it it's for the for the classes not the masses it's always the same one so today to change it up she'd like cut it down the middle and took off the sleeves and the shoulder pads so we're just for hanging out but i suspect that was still the dress with cut yeah i think so it obviously was poor pickles was up all night hot glue glue gunning those seams together yeah so then all the women come and they're waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and finally the models um there was an issue uh there was like not a second look or something and zonia starts flipping her shit with a stylist and they're screaming but then finally the models start to come down the uh the runway and my favorite part was Bethany she goes then he goes it's actually really pretty how they have a staircase for the miles to come down i'm like oh the staircase is pretty okay that's good uh yeah the clothes were actually decent and everybody was complimentary and but they were doing it in that dick way where they were like whoa there's actually clothes and they're okay like wow wow they're functional wow one of them still had a dillard's tag on the back i don't believe for a second that zonia had all those clothes made sorry don't believe it they're still not for sale anywhere i think this i think this uh this team that she hired i think that what they do is they have like one set of designs and they go and they find wealthy people and they're like they're like yeah we want to work with you to help launch a brand and then zonia would be like i want something that looks like this and they're like how about this this is what we've been working on what you think and she's like yes i want to put my name on that sort of like what nini did what nini put her name on it but i think they just go to like different women and uh they all think that they're launching a brand and instead it's like uh it's like sparky polash tree in um and bring it on you know he just sells the same shit to every team yeah that's what i think i think she's getting bamboozled by these people oh well that's a very nice way to put it because i just figured she found out about the extra 40 off sale at dillards i can't let it go it's a really good tell you guys and uh got her whole fashion line there because that shit's still in for sale girl mmm and nini nini probably did the same thing she probably went to every circus that came through at land i like let's not bond him but bailey i hate the name bailey a and b no i come to the circus anymore give me this tent i'm gonna sell this on qbc bloop let's do some cutouts by the shoulder she's like this tent has a little peanut dust on it but otherwise it looks fashionable bloop all right uh did you leave did we cut off bin no no i was a son did you quit new new i'm just waiting for the day where you're like i quit fuck you i've had enough no i got i just got a text actually during your rant and it really annoyed me that's all you see i'm so needy i can understand i can like sense when you're looking at a text well yeah you can you can well it's specifically more that i got a text that annoyed me that's what it is because it was me i was texting you all i was talking like are you still there are you listening to me no i have like here let's pause for a second let me let me tell you my issue okay so i have this group of friends who i always have so much fun with but lately i feel like anytime i suggest um like hey guys let's do this or let's do that or whatever who wants to get brunch anytime i do any of that like no one responds and like like hey everyone this is like let's like what let's do this activity and like one person might say oh like sorry i can't make it or someone this whatever and i know every single time i propose something no one really pays attention but anytime anyone else is like hey guys let's go let's go paintballing or whatever let's do this or that everyone's like yes yes yes yes yes so uh it's one of those things uh where i'm like okay i think i think i know where i stand in this group and i just got a text like that i'm like we're at where because like last night i was like hey everyone let's go to the oce fair and it was like crickets which i thought was like a really fun activity and then someone just now was like hey does anyone want to go paintballing everyone's like oh yeah i plan on let's go ahead and now it's now they're all right now they're speaking it's like text ever checks ever checks i'm like you guys want to go paintballing i hear they have great paintballing at the oce fair look out yes i've been trying to do that yeah um well maybe you just because you're so social maybe you just send out so many invites that you're becoming like one of those facebook invites where you don't even see them anymore maybe people took you off their front page with the facebook yeah either way i'm feeling unloved i'm feeling unloved bin alovia i want to go the oce fair i'll go with you do you want to go okay no yeah that's going to be so fun a pity invite mixed with a pity attend well because you know it's like different you know you know what you know like i said i suggested next wednesday i was like hey guys let's go to the oce fair like next wednesday night that might be fun and so to be most people didn't respond and you know other people were like sorry it's no the week i can't i can't do it so then i was like okay well why we do it maybe we can do it over the weekend then and then just no one responded i was like oh okay i guess you have been you know what then you just slit my wristband crucified me then just got me open then ben got me open with the hunting knife okay i'm sorry i'm sorry just you know crucified me like jesus you know it's what jesus did stole a dress and it fell out of his trunk and then he got crucified so just go ahead let's just repeat the bible do it again do it all over again but i'm warning you there's going to be a flood so but go ahead you know i feel i feel boxed out i feel boxed out yeah heather's like wow does anybody have a box that we can put christian outside of while we can we have some box seats and then give christian one of the folding chairs on the floor that would be great i feel boxed out um all right so we kind of skipped over the beth and ramona fight which is very oh no i think that no no that was that's that's what happens now oh it does because i have the uh before i put it all before the girls i guess i was just like not in the mood to write about the clothes um i did say before i thought it happened i thought it happened in between because you know what happened uh like 12 dresses came out and then sonia had like a two-hour break while they all changed clothes they're all sitting there waiting in the middle of the fashion show just ground ground so whole and then of course heather's like listen the first round was good but here's a little tip from somebody who's a fashion mogul okay you don't wait for the second round that looks bad mamas really bad and i have things to do i have a lot of things i don't know if i can stay i don't know either like i dare you bitches to leave this you will never hear the bit yeah absolutely no the the reason why they stayed was Heather was waiting awaiting for the shot in front she she cannot wait for there to be a disaster and for her to be like to talk about how bad it was that's why she stayed she's like i hate saying i told you so so i got it written down on a little business cards here's a few so anyway during this um during this uh dead space in the middle of the fashion show that's when Bethany and Ramona started to fight like out of nowhere there's this fight um that it pertains to two things one is that this issue where Ramona stole now it's two dresses from Bethany it used to be one but now it's two dresses but also apparently Ramona told someone told Heather uh that Bethany had an affair uh she told she remona told Heather that Bethany had an affair and now Bethany found out about it and now Bethany is mad and then and then Bethany's like and then on top of that you stole stole the dresses that uh that uh and she's just coming at Ramona and Ramona's like trying to get out of it and Bethany's like no no that won't work you can't just say i'm sorry you can't say sorry and Ramona just goes like you know what i'm not perfect finds that my wrist crucified me fine i'm not perfect okay sorry i just love that i'm fine i'm fine i mean just got me just got me cut me cut me stab me why don't you stab me do you want to open my head and pull out my brain and then mash it on the floor go ahead then go ahead i don't care do it do it do what you got to do i understand i never said you had an affair what i said was of course Bethany is upset because she fucked some other god when she was married to a first husband i mean that's what i said i never said the word affair it wasn't an affair it wasn't an ongoing thing okay all i said is that you just gave a blow job to many different people that's all many different guys it was like not just an affair it was many many i just said that you were charitable with your vagina that's a wall i mean so what so sue me so your vagina's charitable oh my god we're singing the world you know what slip my wrist i'm so sorry you know all all i said was that you you know you you fucked three guys uh on on a cruise ship one night you know that's all and i and i said i was very clear i was like it didn't mean anything to her it didn't mean anything it doesn't mean anything it doesn't mean anything on international waters okay okay have you think the terrorists get away with so much you know if they're not here if they were here we would do something about it but they're not here so you know what you know what terrorists have fun have affairs i don't care cheat and then she's like you know what let's not throw stone stones in the glass house is Bethany okay okay because this you know what when i was when i was a kid we used to live in the glass house okay and my father built it okay and i used to love it but it gets so hot and you know i always be like mom dad can we turn on the air conditioning like no you can't have the air conditioning and then one time Geraldine Parsons Smith came over and she brought a nice cold beverage and she wouldn't let me drink from it and i was so mad okay so that's why i do not throw stones in glass houses because i just hate glass houses in general okay i'm sorry i don't like me it's like listen Ramone you know i had a glass house and then Jason took it in a divorce you know that how could you bring that up that it's not cool i didn't say glass houses okay i said that you lived in house it was made out of glass so soon he's so cut me throw a stone let the house break on my face and then let it just cut into my face like what happened to Jesus in that glass house when he was being crucified you know they said don't throw he said forgive them god for they know not that they throw stones in glass houses and before you know what boom the house was crashed and Jesus was dead so go ahead okay okay stay class A sorry stay class A one good thing you know what to this day to this day like i can't go to a greenhouse okay too much glass too much glass okay good thing about us have to come from a garden all right i can't have them from a greenhouse one thing about glass houses you they remind me of sunshine because you can see the sunshine but then there's too much sunshine and it almost ruins the sunshine okay um oh well let's let's not worry about it anymore because now i'm having a new beginnings party so let's have an i'm like how many new beginnings parties you're gonna have and then Bethany's like how is it a new beginning when you had your new beginning already like a year ago she's like so so okay so it's not a new beginning it's like an i already began the new beginning and so now come because i had a new beginning one time Bethany's like no that's a stupid thing well what are you talking about Bethany i mean it's a new beginning that happened before so it's like an old new beginning it's a new old beginning i mean what do you want me to go what do you want fine don't come to my party just like happened to Jesus all right no one came to his party and you know he died with a glass in his face upset he was crying that's all i'm saying he was crying you know what you know what jesus when he came back that was his new beginning and you know what every year we go to his new beginning party and we call it easter okay so don't act like you don't like going to new beginning parties because i know you like to celebrate easter okay we'll even have eggs all right i feel like jesus did his new beginning party because he was invisible and so no one saw him anyway so that's how you're going to be you're just not you're not even going to see me so whatever enjoy my new beginnings party just pretend you can see me fine okay go so she's having a new beginning party i will never ever forget the last season Bethany was on opening with romana on that fucking rented boat having her new beginning party yes but it was that was her renewal that was her renewal party it wasn't her new beginning everything's new everything's new i'm renewed i'm like a little homeowner but no i cut my hair i look like kamri and jes i'm renewed and this time so now my favorite part about this fight was that when Bethany and romana were fighting then romana does her her best tactic of all which is just to get straight up condescending she's like listen you're allowed to feel however you want to feel Bethany and that's okay okay you know feel that way it's okay you can feel that way Bethany it's all right shh shh there yeah you'd be quiet now okay do you want me to have Heather make you some chicken fingers because she can do she's got someone to press heba heba do you have chicken fingers for Bethany do you have one of those maps to color on Bethany it's okay can someone change Bethany over here Bethany do you need a bottle it's okay it's okay if you do i won't call anybody i won't call you an alcoholic just because you're asking for a bottle have that come help Bethany you want me to put some chuchu macaroni in your mouth you want some hummus there's some hummus in the fridge um this is it's funny how the season is sort of like coming to a close on the same on the same note that it opened with because it was the the season opened with Ramona and Bethany having a fight in the Hamptons with Ramona being like Bethany shh you're emotional right now shh shh okay just calm down you're allowed to feel that way okay even though you're totally wrong and you're blowing that out of proportion you're throwing stones in glass houses and i hate glass houses but i love sunshine it's okay you can feel that way okay shh shh she's like now Bethany i totally understand but if you're going to leave then i would appreciate it you giving my folding giving me your folding chair so i could take it back home just in case mario comes home and wants someone to sit okay new beginnings new beginnings the old Ramona didn't care where mario sat but now i care okay i'm taking your folding chair and you can go home like uh like a big girl and you can cry yourself to sleep okay okay um and that was pretty much all that happened right my last note was i'm perfect slip my wrist crucified me so this could have ended 30 minutes ago you know what it could have but it didn't all right i'm not perfect okay just let my wrist just crucify me okay okay yeah here here my wrist yeah cut cut slip them right now and just send my love to aviary okay okay it's like great job great job Sonia all right all right interns pack those in the back of my trunk and make sure you get in the right car just slip my wrist okay send send send a letter to Geraldine parson smith and say you win okay okay do it uh so they'd mentioned she had an affair on her first husband Bethany so was that Jason or was she married before um no Jason was i think her first husband i think that she was engaged a lot before oh so maybe it was the first p on take it's weird that they said the first husband i'm who knows what happened at that racetrack y'all you don't know y'all if you have any of the that gossip you can just post it on our facebook page facebook.com forward slash watch what crap ends and uh we will fill in the gaps we would love to read it mind the gap and mind the gap yeah we want here's the thing we want you all to tell us what happened on facebook and then next week we'll be certain to forget to check it on facebook and next year i mean next week we'll totally forget to say your name when we totally still have information okay so this week we did something a little new because while we're waiting for more rubber ladies fighting for no reason shows we have a break so we have all these other bravo shows and we're like well watch something else okay so new beginning okay okay um freaking out about this i'm freaking out so we last week we watched million dollar listing san fran but i mean how many times can you watch a copy of two other shows yeah that's exactly the same except for the location and just the set has changed yeah i can't do it which i guess you can say the same for the real housewives but you know yeah but i feel like i don't know they're real or they have to be real or on that show because women do actually go to lunch and they do actually have parties and they do actually shot these guys they're like okay we have to get three realtors who don't know each other together so let's put them all in a room and have them fight over what could it be uh who wait who wait someone else is sandwich out of the fridge no they don't work in the same office maybe someone slept with someone else's girlfriend no no too obvious uh domain names somebody bought all the domain names oh perfect perfect okay like what but i can't so anyway now uh this time we're moving on to a new real estate show at least for this show which is flipping out hello flipping out yeah this is the show people ask us to cover and we don't we just don't cover it that often because um i don't know it's like it's hard to cover it because pretty much everyone on the show for the most part is pretty smart and um it's just sort of like a dry funny show and uh but you know there but there is stuff i was when i was watching it uh last night i was like oh wow there is there there are stuff up there i do have thoughts on things yeah it's a good show actually i like it it is really good and i loved i actually loved how this week's episode started with um jeff and jenny getting into a fight because a gate closed in his face that jenny went through first and he's like jenny you do this every single time every single time you go through the gate and it closes in my face and this is how you do it this how you do it and she's like it doesn't close like that every single time it's happened like once or twice she's like he's like no every single time and i was like it was such a hilarious fight because first of all you could see there like he was mad he was and because when they were talking about it in the interview it was like they were both getting so riled up and i loved it because i've been on both sides of that argument i've been the one who's been accused of like doing something like that and i'm like no i've done it i did it once and because i did it once you now think i do it all the time yeah i've also been the one all day yeah but i've also been the one who's like oh why do you always do this like how many times i have to tell you to do this not to do this anymore and jenny i love it jenny you know she gets a little snot snotier because she's not snotty at all she's very nice but yeah gets like a little more sick of his bullshit every time and i'm like you know you don't even work there during the season like i don't even believe that she still works there because she comes in and then now she's so exasperated she's like jeff i only did that one time and listen i've been on a deodorant commercial so i don't know who you think you're yelling at but this girl is sure and she's not going to take it anymore okay i've got self-assured step where's that like a dryer sheet commercial i don't know something i don't remember i remember she was in a commercial but i just don't remember what it was for us so one thing i'm loving about this show and ever since gage has come on so i guess it's been a couple seasons now gage is such a bitch oh my god he is horrible and you know he's like 10 times worse than jeff like behind closed doors you know he's just an awful human being because how else did you be with jeff because jeff has a sense of humor i don't think gage does yeah i think gage gets that there's a sense of humor involved so he'll smile and laugh after he says something bitchy but it's not funny it's just bitchy yeah uh and i love it and i love that zoila has his number and she's like i don't work for you i work for me start jeff and he's like well actually you do and i need a specific kind of chip and she's like you make fuck you okay do make fuck you i hope you die like they hate each other's guts and it's really fun to watch because listen jeff 20 years ago may have picked you over a maid but not anymore he's learned his lesson maids come first darling have you seen that spotless home uh-huh yes he has this priority straight oh yeah he does gage so the gage is oiler fights hilarious she's like oh gage only like specific kind chips so should i go to pavilion or gelson and just like i don't care just go to gelson okay i'm going to go i'm so sorry my sweetie bye and he's like oh that's okay you just have a lovely day to hey you too have a make it a great day oh you make great day too sweet bye i'm convinced so i fuck her i'm convinced that the isn't there like a a maid character on um family guy i mean i never watched family guy but i remember i watched one episode where there was a maid here go she just she just goes no no i i think that she's like a recurring character and i'm convinced that it's based off of zoila i love zoila they showed an episode a couple of weeks uh everybody's gone because they're they all work so much you know so she's always at the house alone and she's like oh yes people gone so i eat so she's like eating like eating peanut butter crackers in the kitchen she's like oh feel so good to eat in front of kitchen nobody says nothing to me because nobody home and then of course jeff comes home and he's like zoila there are peanut butter cracker crumbs did somebody have a binge no no yin i no do these he's like yes you did could you at least clean up the crackers uh the crumbs of the crackers that are all over this brand new white countertop she's like oh fuck you okay stupid i loved um i love jeff's rant about delegation on this episode when um jenny's jenny mentioned the word delegate like you know saying like has i feel the question was like has jeff like is it that he has he cooled down has he grown or whatever and she's like well you know he's delegating more and i think that's been really helpful and he's like wait stop it right there and i love he just he just like goes berserk he goes i'd love to delegate if these fuckers could handle would i delegate them if they weren't such dipshits and fuck everything up i delegate everything well they've been on him all season about delegating because he's always complaining that he does everything and they're like well you're doing everything because you're not leading us and you need to delegate and whenever there's a fight gauges like jeff i think you need to take a little blame for this because you could have delegated so that's why he's finally like fuck you and delegating you're all idiots yeah and i get it i mean not that i have anything to delegate and i have no one delegate things too but i understand that that frustration you're like listen here downstairs neighbor i'm giving you the job of not complaining every five minutes okay you mother fucker exactly um do you push i like when he said you push my delegating button um and what was i gonna say gauge again i don't know what's up with gauge but he has no emotion at all when he talks he's just kind of like a slug with bleach teeth and his whole personality are in those teeth and they need to have one of those things that people put in the windshield of their car because the sun's too bright because it hurts but anyway the inside of his mouth is probably dying right now have we talked about the fact in a car have we talked about the fact that gauge looks like like gay Seth Meyers um no i don't think we have but he does yes he really does um but without the sense of humor you know yeah it's really sad because we're moving like we're changing houses and i look around here and i think of all of the memories i mean it's like really like heartwarming he's like not heart warmed at all i know he's like remember that remember buying that doorknob god i remember the fight and jeff is all mad about it and i was like no it will fit jeff you need to delegate this to me i mean that was romantic that was romantic he's like remember when we got that chair from room and board and we put it in that corner that was a lot of emotion special remember when zoila putt eye drops into my martini and then i had the shits for like nine days oh god i remember this house i will never forget you house remember when i moved the vase from that table to that table so many memories um so what else uh i'm so they move out of this notes but i don't need to like talk about all this stuff well i have so let's see they moved at house let's see there was um joe the dumb employee oh yeah there was i was gonna say there was a pillow issue because there were there blows up with the wrong size jeff's like these pillows are all the wrong size i'm looking at them i'm like oh they look good to me but then again that's probably why i am not in his field because everything looks good to me and they're doing george ead's house from csi who's doing george ead's and eric prides very random he's turning into like an x-hot version of mr roger's really fast i was like are you really wearing like a mr roger sweater right now and glasses please stop george ead's like if anything fuck the barbecue and get this man a bathtub full of like newborn spinal fluid to soak in for a little while so that he remembers he's not 90 yeah george ead's george ead's it's like once they get their models they're like okay get me a sweater vest and some some glasses from wall grain so i'm not going to dye my hair workout anymore it's like no dulling keep the model i thought it was just so hot you know he was so hot i know he was so hot i once i once went to the standard the standards i once went to the standard hotel and george ead's was swimming around in the pool there and he came out all shirtless i was like oh there's george ead's shirtless oh so cute nice isn't his csi prime um so then anyway so that yeah so there's this guy joe this assistant who it's so funny he looks exactly like this guy i know named joe and i thought it was maybe the same person and i was like is joe that dumb is the joe that i know that dumb and i realize no they're not the same person but i love that when i love when jeff is making fun of him when he's talking about how joe you know how he has to do so much extra work when dealing with joe and he starts talking about chin chin this chinese restaurant that's on the sunset strip and he's like joe did you go to have you have you been to chin chin before he's like no and he's like yes you went last week and joe's like no it's like yes you did no and then and then jeff's like then spans 10 minutes looking for the receipt he's like see you did go and joe's like oh yeah i did go he's like yeah of course you went of course you would chin chin because we ordered from chin chin my mind i'm like your first problem is that you went to chin chin because that place sucks yeah it does it really sucks i went there because on the rosy show if this tells you how long ago i went there rosy o donald was like ah the sat the chicken salad at chin chin's the best one in the city which of course rosy o donald eating a chicken salad is a hilarious thought in my first place because you know that bitch never actually ate it she probably saw it being delivered to a table and was like i'm going to talk about that on the show anyway i went there and i was like this place is gross and i know that rosy o donald never ate the salad yeah we have we used we used to back when i was like it's one of the offices i worked at the order from chin chin and it's just it's very sad overpriced chinese food don't go there people don't go there don't go there Vicki the only person from orange county that will not go there is Vicki she's like stop reminding me of my body parts every every goddamn restaurant we got it oh it's named after Vicki and jimbellino together oh chin chin chin um but then but this joe guy is such an idiot and then there is an issue with the soap he had to get like six bars of a certain type of soap and he couldn't find it at the store so then he was like calling in and there was like it felt like it was like a ten minute segment on the show dedicated to like walking joe through buying soap joe's an idiot every time they show him he is just dumb dumb dumb and dumber and jeff always every season has some more on a employee and i guess it's to make the show fun but yeah also if you look around really none of jeff's employees are very bright they have a new one named venina who seems semi-smart but she's been there for like a few seasons oh to me she's new um she seems okay because i guess there's someone who has to actually work in that place but no one seems incredibly bright and i think it's because bright people are not going to be yelled at all day by that guy like he's so mean he's very calm so far this season he's only lost him a couple times but he's so mean intelligent people ain't going to do that and i was like venina what's she doing taking this and then i was like oh she's emotionally handicapped i understand now yeah she's like i won't speak to you for two weeks because you blamed me for the barbecue literally wasn't my mom uh yeah but jeff was you know but i like the way jeff handled that well that's new like that's the new you want to talk about new beginnings okay okay jeff like is actually growing and i'm guessing that he probably gets yelled at like that from gage or but you know gage else at him like that so i think he's probably like learning oh this feels horrible yeah exactly he's trying to be the man that he wants gage to become oh isn't that nice romance but in certain ways jeff is still the same because he totally was ridiculing joe because joe didn't come into work because he got a concussion playing flag football lol and um and by the way how do you get a concussion playing flag football like what were you if you get a concussion playing flag football you're doing it wrong so um you might as well just be playing regular football so uh so the best is while joe is home sick jeff totally goes on to joe's instagram and trolls it like crazy just goes through all these photos and they're just like making fun of it and i was cracking up because that's i mean that's what that's what we do yeah and they were just going to and then the best is when they go to the one where there's a picture of a flower and joe writes life is like this flower you can't let its beauty go to waste and he spelled waste w-a-i-s-t i mean they're just all cracking up because i hate instagrams like that i hate instagrams that like they're trying to be inspirational but it's really just a ploy for likes oh it's terrible oh so you don't follow your landa come on man oh i'm so sorry so sorry look at all these bags under my eyes but at least there's a sunset over the beach in malibu that david wanted to grab me like you're so strong girl oh girl you better hold it up over there you're so strong you're so inspirational yeah it's a stupid um so yeah seeing flipping else kind of boring to talk about fuck it let's not talk about it anymore it's funny well then the end joe got fired that was what was good calmly it's never fun when you fire someone calmly just like look we respect you as a human being but you just don't fit in properly and joe's like i thank you because i have learned things here maybe i will find a job somewhere else the end no it's fun with jeff is like where's my goddamn receipt from on delays you mother fucker and he bashes his head under the window and like ruins his life like that's how to do it yeah jeff louis next time we see we're gonna give it give you a piece of our minds then we're gonna throw champagne at you just like brandy glennville and then afterwards we'll say it was all in a lab or joke on handi cone you know i've met him he's terrifying i won't go i won't talk to him at all i just sit there and like listen to what he's talking about because he's always looking at people with that look like he's always doing i mean i guess that's what we do so maybe that's why i'm afraid but he's not really like he keeps asking questions like he's listening to you and he's smiling and nodding but it's he's doing it in that way he does on the show where he's just memorizing it and rewriting it his head to be funnier later when he's mocking you yes exactly you that's the thing you feel like he is just um gathering ammunition yeah and uh when we i think the last time less my song is when we went to lea black's house and if he was like i did not initiate anything with him like if he was with us because there was that moment and we were in that circle with jeff and gretchen enslaved and lea psychic which lol that is a very funny circle no shit when that psychic was giving um gretchen that reading in front of jeff louis i was about to piss on the floor he was trying not to laugh so hard yeah that was very very funny to me and the psychic it's like red blue and gretchen's like pregnant what maybe i mean i don't know he's like orange i see orange okay in the nursery she's like wait a second i don't like oranges and slaves slave can't have babies yet it's to stay whatever i was like gretchen stop he can't give me a reading if you're telling him everything i know i know yeah that was yeah but that was an example of like that was pretty much the only um significant interaction i'd met him once before jeff at like a party like six years ago but it was like a hey let's get a picture of thing that i posted on my blog but um he's uh i'm like i'm intimidated too because i feel like he's secretly judging and mocking me and not even so secretly because he looks at you like he's judging and mocking you yeah exactly so i just try to like if you know don't don't don't i'll answer any questions he asks for me but i'm not going to try to like go and chat with him because i think he will immediately turn it into fodder and i'm too sensitive i'm too sensitive i see pink i see pink my family was repossessed this guy's amazing however he's amazing oh my god well i think that's basically it which is good because uh i have two canker sores in my mouth and every time i talk it hurts it hurts and on top of that you ever do that thing where you sneeze i think your throat hurts a little bit after it's like you pull a muscle in your throat yes i totally did that during the podcast i put the mute button on when it happens so y'all didn't hear it hopefully and uh my throat is like killing me i've been alone this whole time it's been amazing i'm just like hi everybody welcome to the ronnie show right now i'm looking at guga yeah i am meanwhile i'm like falling apart here my friends don't want to hang out with me anymore and i'm going through a crisis and maybe maybe you're not on it maybe they have android phones or something and they're not getting your tech no offense android i just got rid of mine though because of that mostly it was group texts i was like i didn't even know you guys were going here oh i have a good i don't know i'll save my good story i gotta pee and nobody needs to hear it yeah well some people need to hear it bann i love you i mean it i will totally go to the oce fair with you if you give me a real invitation and not some pity thing because other people wouldn't go maybe we can take angie oh my god that's such a great idea or any phillips let's take them all i need to and molly you get to hang out with moles too why don't we do that why don't we have like a guest host party and just go to the oce fair nobody knows each other it'll be so fun uh yeah crappins fair offering a nice tall starbucks cup full of vodka and we'll do this right guys i love that let's go let's go to the fair and maybe we'll see some real housewives of orange county oh god in the fucking petting zoo zoo yeah well you know it last year um michelle uh went to the oce fair and she wound up like doing like uh doing horseshoes or something like that and she was like standing in line behind brooks and she said he was wasted and saying something about like he was trying to win a veggie burger i was like i'm in line for some chemo right now comes out of this machine like a fluffy like a fluffy cotton she's like that's uh cotton candy most delicious if we went down there and we saw and we saw chadamadora i would be very sad and adora won't let her kids go to a sleepover bitch is not going to a place of that many germs too many too many too many too much fried food i can just imagine her with it with a big piece of funnel cake they're a little spongy she'll be like the boy in the bubble don't be like okay make 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