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We love you girls. Now on to the show. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Hello and welcome to the Watch what Crapins podcast the podcast about. All the crap we love to talk about on the bribes. I'm Ronnie Caron from TrashTalkTV.com and with me today is the gorgeous fully headed head of haired, how do you say that, I have it ahead. Oh my god, I thought I only, I was missing the half of my head, but no it's there. Got a full head today. You've been B-side headed. Ben Mandelko from the B-side blog and the Banted Blender podcast. Welcome to the Watch what Crapins podcast. Ben, oh why thank you, Ronnie. Thanks for being a special guest on your own podcast. Wow, I just flew in right from Melbourne. We are here to talk about some crap on Bravo, but first let's do all our plagues. Go to Watch what Crapins.com if you want to find out how to follow us personally on Insta, Facebook, Grindr, Twitter, whatever, we're there. You can also come to Facebook.com/watch what Crapins and that's where you can talk to all the other listeners and us about all the shows that are airing on Bravo. We have live show threads usually the nights that these shows are airing so you can go talk crap there. It's also a great place. People have been really active in posting kind of like their own inside jokes with the blog. For instance, Edward Michin posted a picture of Chateau Chire, which is actually way farther along than I thought it'd be in that the last time we saw it, it was just a bunch of dirt and now there's actually a structure there. And then also Ashley Kinsel posted a picture of a share of Coke Zero with- Hey, I've read it. I've read it. I thought it was funny. And he was posting that trailer that mobile home called Wolf Club. He's Lopez had posted a picture of a mobile home that said Wolf Pop. And then Betsy Luna said, "Look what's on sale at Target. What a perfect gift for Shannon's daughter. Even Liza would love this gift. A great practice for next Chandelier to get trash." That's right. There's a make your own Chandelier to play. So it's just kind of amazing. People are just posting all this funny shit that we are really appreciative for. Yeah, so go there. Facebook.com/watch what Crapins. Also, our bonus episodes are becoming, well, they've always been really fun. But I'm almost looking forward to those as much as these lately because we just get to talk about whatever we want. And so this week was crazy. We talked about that guy who killed a lion. And then we talked about below deck. We did like a kind of, you know, talky preview of that while we watched it. That was really fun. And what else do we talk about? Oh, we talked about IMK. I am Kate. So it's so fun to be able to talk crap about anything we want. We talked about illegal immigration last week. I just love it. You can come get our uninformed opinions on every subject in the book. And those bonus episodes are available for premium subscribers of it. Patreon.com/watch what Crapins. That's P-A-T-R-E-O-N.com/watch what Crapins. And you guys are our sugar mamas and daddies and taking care of us. This is our job now, which is amazing. Yeah. So anyway, thank you everybody who is so supportive there. And everybody who's not, everybody who's just listening to these. We're loving it. We're loving that you're sharing this and keeping us going. So thank everybody. And we promise we will never kill a lion. We will never kill a lion. That's for sure. And if we do, we certainly won't skin it and leave its carcass just out in the middle of nowhere. And then cry. You know, people are such idiots on Facebook. This guy's like, "This guy has his, does he deserve to have his entire practice ruined and his life ruined and his blah, blah, blah because of internet outrage?" Um, yeah, actually. Yeah, he does. And that's called the power of free speech. Look, you can go kill any lion that you want to. And then the world can close your dentistry down because of it. And that's, you know, it's called consequences, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. So enjoy yourself. The power of Yelp, darling. Darling. Darling. You get a lion. You get a one-yub star. That's right. Maybe you can move to Zimbabwe and try and help some lions, lions with caps or some shit like that to make up for it, son of a bitch. Chef, Chef Penny, all right. We have a special treatment of lion coming in, all right? So we're going to do lion tartar. All right, get to your post right now, chop up that lion meat, mix it with some mustard and put it on a plate right now. Don't waste the lion, darling. Lion calf rolls on sale now. You can get one little bowl of lion grilled with a tomato under it, darling. The 19 dollars. Come over to pump, darling. We're pumping all we can out of that one giant lion. Darling, darling, come to pump. Chef Penny has made a lion wedge salad. It's basically just a paw sliced up with blue cheese dressing on it. Come eat it, it's wonderful. Yeah, so there's that. Okay, so also we've got a surprise today. Two new Bravo songs. That's right. By the actual cast members of Bravo. I know you guys are being so supportive and tweeting and stuff that these people are like actually tweeting us their links first. So we're really excited to share those with you. A little later in the broadcast. Well, yeah, we have. So we have two new songs. Why don't we start with this one from Luan? Luan actually, as you all know, she released a song called Girl Code. But I don't know if you heard about this, but there was an original version that she totally scrapped. And I guess she made a big fuss about it. And so they went back to the studio and the one that you were hearing on the internet now is the second version. But the original one has actually been leaked. So we actually have the audio of that right now. And I'm very excited to play it. Me too, I cannot wait to hear it. Okay. [Music] Listen up, girls. Class is in session. If you were at a party getting generous against, but you still find the hostess back to bang the hired chef. No. Your friend picks on my pirate. It looks like Johnny Depp. Do you think I saw it in seconds without missing a step? No. [Music] Yes, girl. [Music] Oh, I like that it has sort of like a mid 90s kind of vibe to it. [Music] But a camel would apparently not grow a code camel. [Music] Just don't cross the counterdrive. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Girl, no. Giggles champion Gaddiar. Teamed up and the world is ours. Darnons, beaches, younger men and glitter. Sister, friend until the end or till I'm out on Twitter. Got a girl's back. She'll be there when you tumble. Cratch her don't come back. She's ready for a rumble. Lunch, brown, snappy hour, party like me on New York. Be a f f until you eat your salad with the dinner pour. [Music] This is pretty amazing. Be cool. Don't be all right. Uncool. Wow. Wow, that, I mean, that's some brilliance right there. That is some brilliance. I have to say that. How in the world would they scrap that in the first place? I don't know. That was, I mean, she got across all her main points. All her great talking points. Pretty much. How would you stress that? It's not girl code. Guys. No, definitely it's not a girl code. Yeah, it's going to, that's going to reach the top of the charts, darling. Darn. So it's so funny because, uh, I don't know if you heard about this, but, um, Shannon Bedor is following in the footsteps of the wamp. Do you know this? She like every other house I have to decide to release the song. So it's a short song. I think it's only like 46 seconds. I think she's dipping her toes in the world of music. I cannot, uh, we, that audio linked also. I mean, do you want to hear that? Yes. Okay. What was bringing it? Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit. 40 to 50 negative thoughts a day. Who would have thought I could have reached this beautiful place? David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David. I think it sounds like the next club anthem if you ask me. That is amazing. I can imagine it really being a dance. David, David, David, David, David, you can't see me but I'm actually making dance moves. My hands are out. I think you have to do like a mine because she's trapped in a hidden box. Oh my god, please make a video of that. I think we should both make a video and I think that we have to make a dance move. And I think it is, it's the mine thing against the glass wall. David, David, David, David, David, David. I think she could get it into rage or the abbey. I think so. That song changed my life. So we'll put both of these at the end of the podcast. You can hear them more clearly. I'll put the actual audio up. You can, I mean, the Luan song is not ever clear, which is why it was never released, I think. Yeah, well, there's definitely, there's a rough cut, there's a rough cut. Oh god, it's never going to get cleaner, darling. That's for sure. I played it over car speakers and it was like, boom, thank you. I'm like, damn it. David, David, my dad was like, that could use a little cleaning up. That's like the nicest way to say it. I was like, please be a critic because people need, the world needs more critics like that. Maybe it just needs a little mopping up, son. It's about all these shows and loved it. As was yours. Oh my god. David, David, David, David, David. I might just put out just the remix without all her words because the actual remix of the Real Housewives of New York theme is kind of fun to listen to. Just if you're a fan of that show, it was fun to play around with, darling. All right. Well, that was some real gossip. Well, that was our music day. So thank you for coming to our music day. That was so fun. So to all the new listeners, welcome. Are ridiculous. So good. All right. So what, let's move on to some brass gas. Yes. All right. The first, the first thing was about, I don't remember what the first thing was. Well, we have three. We have a Brandy Taylor and Gina. Let's start with Brandy. Okay. Yeah. So Brandy was tweeting, I've spent over $50,000 on attorneys for some frivolous lawsuit and that's bullshit. So now I'm going to represent myself, which oh my god, I would love to see that because you know that's going to be good. She's objection overruled. You mean stupid slag. Nobody even likes you anyway, stupid judge. Why don't you just go do some met in the bathroom? You later judge. I will fucking kill you. Do not talk about my family. We weren't talking about you. Do not talk about my family. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I'm sorry. I can't understand you. You're racist. You're discriminatory. So Brandy can't accuse it of not being able to swim. She is so she's gonna she's she's not really representing herself, but she basically fired her lawyers. And then she says, anyone that wants to help represent me, please contact Alex Shankman, or I will just be defending myself. Let me know. Depositions are soon. But you know what's funny? You know who else defended themselves? The Long Island Railroad murderer. So that's basically the camp that she's in at this point. Yeah, I love that she's basically asking for free representation on Twitter. She's like anybody want to donate their time as a lawyer to me? And it's gonna be some weirdo fan who's like, yeah, oh my God, I love you judge. Lisa Vanderpump was really mean to her and objection. Okay. Oh my God, I can have your autograph. Brittany what Brandy will say is, all right, I'll apologize to Joanna Cooper, but we both need to apologize. Yeah, exactly. Things were said. No, you were the one who said things. But she was mean to me too. I do think it's hilarious that you can sue somebody for saying you have a stinky pussy. I mean, that's kind of crazy. How is that wrecking your career? Yeah, I do agree that it is a frivolous lawsuit, but considering that it's costing Brandy $50,000, I kind of don't mind. And she had to already move the second she got fired from Beverly Hills because she can't afford her lease. Girl, you do not need to be blown 50 50 grand. Look, if Joanna Cooper makes money with her vagina, then you have to leave it alone. Okay. You can't just be making fun of it. That is her money maker. Yeah, that and like posing naked to save orcas, which is something that Joanna Cooper is apparently doing at the moment. Oh, my God. Have you saved whales by being thin and naked? It's bringing awareness seeds are just the fact that I mentioned it means that more people are aware that we have to save the orcas. David, David. Too many orcas are swimming up on the beach. So I got naked and because I have a smelly vagina that smells like dead fish, I swim out into the ocean and I lead them back out into the ocean. So, you know, I'm saving the orcas. Well, you know Peter, Peter loves the orcas. He's always punching the orcas when they were asleep. I was because he loves me as an artist, you know, he has a tattoo of an orca on his shoulder, but of course the orcas as mom. I wanted to save the orcas. So I go into restaurants and I spread my legs and people get so disgusted that the orcas, fat people can eat no more. So I'm saving the orcas, you know, I'm making them skinny, you know. You know what, my idea for SeaWorld is? Instead of having orcas there, we'll have some real seas there like Tamara Barney. They have a documentary about me right now called Blackfish. SeaWorld has been so mean to join a group as a vagina, everybody. Just leave it alone, okay? Leave it alone. David I run you never take me to see world David David David David David David David I thought that I was your chemo David how many girlfriends has the orca splash David David David I want you to make a list of every seat you sat in at see world that way when I got a splash I know that's just for me and not just you're the memory of your mistress Okay, so next up we have Taylor Armstrong so the rumor is Taylor is back, which God I hope this is true. No one else since Taylor Listen when there's a fight on the housewives show everybody else fights the first minute There's a punch everybody else punches the first second anything is done old You know someone gets a fake baby in a mail to take care of and then everybody gets a fake baby in the mail to take care of But this one when Taylor got wasted then zipped herself up to in a suitcase drunk While crying after accusing her husband who didn't even know she was talking about abuse on that You know no one has repeated this yet, which means that Taylor Armstrong is a true original That's true. That is very very true. She deserves. She deserves a diamond in her. She's a maverick She's a maverick. She deserves a big plastic diamond paperweight in her hand to hold with the rest of those fools Absolutely. So the rumor is that she's back full-time. We don't know if this is true or not But there's already stories Circulating that she is fighting with Lisa Rinna and I figured it would be because she's a drunk and Lisa Rinna You know how that goes with Lisa. She'll be like, yeah, I know drugs. I know how this goes. Harry's friends have died But apparently this is going beyond that and according to the rumors Lisa Rinna is accusing. No wait, Taylor. No wait Here's accusing you Taylor is accusing Yolanda Foster of lying about her life's disease. Oh My love and I guess lying about me. She's lying on me as people say. She's lying on me So I guess she is being stood up for by Lisa Rinna God this sounds like it'll be one of those ridiculous arguments. They'll be hilarious to watch. Oh, yeah This is gonna be some good shit. I cannot wait for this season. Yeah We have another piece of gossip courtesy of Derek Azelty in Derek. Hello Derek Azeltyn darling so This is funny because the article says ex-housewife Juni Kyo is moving in with her boyfriend and I just started to laugh because I was like Why is that an article, you know? So I was like, okay, well, whatever, but then as I started to read it She I see that she actually released a statement and she goes I have fallen in love with someone and decided to move in with him He lives in a beautiful remodel place on Lake Mission, VA. Oh She released that statement Like I have met someone in Justin and we are going to be moving in together. Thank you very much. No more questions, please I met him in the Blu-ray section of the Best Buy while I was eating peanut M&M's and smelling the popcorn from the snack bar up front That is all. Thank you I met him when I had just recently parked for my class at Curves Fitness and he was standing there waiting to go into Overland. I was on the other line with Bruxy waiting for the Oreos to get crumbled up for my yogurtland parfait and then Tamara's ex has been called on the other line and I was so stressed out with everybody else's boyfriends and boom Someone was double parked and it was my new man who by the way has a home that is remodeled And he is completely current on his rent. So that is all. Thank you Okay, I just want to say thank you. I just want to say thank you everyone for the support I recently met my my new husband my new boyfriend At the car wash and we will be moving in together in Costa Mesa. Thank you so much No more questions at this moment. My boyfriend has decided to wear plastic jackets in case we ever see Tamara Barney out Thank you. That is all. We'll be in his remodeled home, which has been remodeled and is in testing. Thank you just Thank you very much My boyfriend and I we met while arguing over a the last churro at the AMPM and we will be currently residing on Liso Viejo from this point on. Thank you so much. No more questions. Are you in go over the last churro? That actually sounds like a way out getting to a relationship. That's the only relationship that would ever last like We get into an argument with a churro and decide to split it. We're gonna be together forever It's like the notebook only nothing's ever written down ever Okay, so that's it right do we do it all? Thank you everyone for People on Bravo like make an effort because I really wasn't much Seriously Ben pump rules kids like go like have sex or something. Mm-hmm again to like a light car accident. By the way Ronnie Ronnie got into a scooter accident. Oh my god. Oh live. Bend out Bendelker yesterday. I bet bendles a bentles The you know when those days just like something goes bad and then everything goes back It was just one of those days late to the airport then the planes an hour late then I get hit Well, I didn't get hit but some lady ran a red light and I almost got hit and skid it out on my scooter Then I was like everything's fine But then my iPhone was shattered and do you know what a pain in the ass that is getting an iPhone and they want to charge me a hundred and seventy five Dollars damn it. I don't have that so I was like I'm gonna go on Craigslist screw you T-mobile So and I literally said that's a lady on the phone because she was joking. She was like well Yeah, that's insurance for you. I said yeah, but if I switch to a new company That's how much the entire phone would cost and she's like, yeah But you're under contract now. Hope you had insurance on your scooter and I was like I you're really funny lady so then I Called some guy on Craigslist and he's like just meet me in the valley which you know I mean I was horrified to be seen there on my fancy scooter, which is still chugging along So I drive over the hill and then that is not the valley. That was recita. Okay. It was like an hour and a half That's deep. That's deep valley recita. Yeah, so then we're sitting there in a Carl's Junior while he's trying to fix my phone And this homeless dude goes into the bathrooms there which I had already peed in there and those bathrooms They have you know how people scratch stuff into the walls in the bathroom like they're gang symbols or stuff I mean that shit was like scratched into the seat and I was thinking why do you need your gang symbols on? The toilet seat like so you can imprint them on somebody is like pasty ass like so what so they're walking around they're wearing pants Like I just don't get it And then he was like selling drugs or something in there because he kept coming out to make sure he was okay And people kept like all these meth head-looking people kept coming in and then leaving and he never left And then one of the employees went in there and then spent some time in there and then came out and he was still in there So I don't know what's going on in the Carl's Junior in recita, but I call you know I support small businesses So good for you. I changed my mind good for you guys So he couldn't fix the phone so then I went to recita for nothing and then I got back at midnight and I was like You know what? I'm done. I don't need a phone anymore. Is the phone broken or is it just it's just a glass of shattered? well the The glass was shattered and it won't turn on I mean it was still playing the podcast that I was listening to so I thought it Was working I didn't even know it was shattered, but apparently a socket for the selfie cam is broken That's the only part he couldn't get working and I mean I need to see what I look like if I'm taking a picture So I'm does a there's a cell phone place that our friend Sylvia took her thing to and she had a good experience So I can get that I need to replace like a whole socket that's in the motherboard I learned a lot about phones last night. It sounds like it sounds like jargon from 24 We have to replace the socket set a hard perimeter. He's getting away Chloe. Yeah, he's right now Oh, no one cares, but it was just a shitty day. I'm okay. My phone's not but now I'm just not communicating And it's actually very nice like I sat on the pot today and actually read the valve pack You know that you get in the mail. Oh, yeah now you can get a car wash cuz I couldn't read like comments or do anything like that on there I couldn't read my watch what crap is faced, but page which I normally do when I'm pooping so thank you valve pack for all of the commentary that you provide on life lots of car washes giving deals guys Oh My goodness well Something that was just as entertaining as that valve pack. I'm sure was the real housewives of New York City Oh my god for real this show I hope this doesn't cut us off because I have to bring up my Twitter to bring up something that Someone named keb teb 25 39 54, you know She has a lot of numbers after a name But we're friends on Twitter and this girl can start all kinds of shit Like I love following her because she's just like she she is not afraid of a Twitter fight She's you know, she'll go for it So I love following her Twitter fights and stuff But she sent me a really really good thing about New York and it's not a story or anything It's actually a clip from Carol Radzewill's book What remains a memoir of fate friendship and love and I would love to read this to you because I think it's pretty fast Oh, yes, please. Yes. Oh, yeah, all right blah blah blah you don't want it all But mm-hmm in care, you know, let's let let's do the Carol audio book version I follow the ballbears down the aisle and sit silently in the pew at the front of the church We scatter Anthony's ashes in the ocean from the beach in front of his mother's house I stay for two days and then go home The doorman gives me a package of Anthony's things from the hospital his sneakers his Swiss army watch his gold wedding band He was handsome and serious bent over scripts no tell room blah blah blah So could you hear the interesting part in their band did you know what was it was it in amongst the mucus bubbles? I can't Well, I Is ashes into a glass of ice tea and I've had fun ever since No, the trick there is the we scatter Anthony's ashes in the ocean from the beach Well, maybe she didn't scatter all the ashes Mm-hmm. So wait now, so you write in your book that you've already scattered these ashes and Now suddenly you have a storyline about going to pick up his ashes. Come on now You know what we need we know we need right now We need a viva dresser to get the bottom of book gate number two. Oh my god. Yes, please Oh my god You couldn't even scatter your own husband's ashes. You had a whole team of people scattering his ashes for you This isn't about the ashes. It's about the urns that don't have any legs You had a ghost scatterer scattering your ghost You took that urn up an elevator, how dare you? You know what there should have been a banner over that urn that said congratulations. You interned me Yeah, so I'm not I'm not sure what's up with that But thank you, Ted and I cannot believe or is it TV. I don't know Ted Tebs. I love you. Love your picture on the Twitter Know you well now, but thanks for sharing that I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up before because that's pretty shady and that would also explain why the urns different Why the preacher doesn't know English. So let's just start at the beginning of New York first off Oh my god This was legit sad and I almost felt something enough to cry on the airport But I was stuck in the window seat next to an obese guy and I could barely breathe I was like if you cry it's gonna get all over this guy and then you're gonna feel stupid I was I'm I can't I have nothing to add to that because I was not next to an obese man Well, I'm really big too. So it's like our arms I think I had like an arm I think I had his armpit stain on my shoulder when I got out the plane. I was like wow we really bonded Thank you for that big hairy Fat blanket that was lovely was it John was a John you bet it back the fuck up Just sit on a play you better back up don't talk about John Don't get get back up. Hey, it's that John get an odd bit stayed on your shoulder you better back it up actually back it up to his dry cleaning business Cuz he's fantastic at what he does. That's my man So we open with the ladies in London this is mostly like a dead husband episode So just a warning yeah, you know we're gonna talk about that a lot and we have to first had you know Last first seven minutes was like Carol. She goes to this church where the ashes are and she's doing her like Koi thing, you know and again I love Carol, but it was it was a little I don't know She could have reeled it in a little bit in this church with this like cool priest dude And she's basically like my memories are being with him when he was about to basically the whole half first half an Hour is like I remember when he was about to die and someone tapped me on the shoulder and I was like wow You know, it's like okay, great. Mm-hmm. It was actually pretty Interesting well a couple of things that Brenda, you know We haven't really quite figured her into out yet because I mean, I think we figured out her out perfectly But on the show she changes so much from week to week It's really hard to tell what the hell this woman's up to but I loved when she walked into the hotel room And then looked out the window and hit her head on the window like So clean I couldn't even see it. I mean look at London London is so classy. It's so different. It's so refined here Oh, oh god look at that look at how they make windows in London I didn't even notice is so different from how they are New York. I forgot how clear London's are London's windows are Look at look at this view look at this view. Oh, you better back it up back it up window Back window back it up. I'm trying to look through you window back it up So that was my first note that she Hit it and then when she was saying I blowedly maybe I could just stay with you and you can't stay with Carol Okay, Heather will get very upset. There's only one woman sleeping naked next to Carol Surprise Heather didn't come bursting down the hallway be like there is a naked man in the next room. It's like yeah, it's this hotel room It's a naked man How could you do this to me? I was right? I'm naked. I have children Jesus I love that we saw a guy in an actual top hat on purpose that wasn't on big brother because it looks way less stupid When someone's actually opening your door for you. Yes And dorinda's the thing mostly this whole time was wow look how different London is Oh, I used to be such a part of the London high society. I just can't imagine that Yeah, I know I don't imagine I can't imagine her and trainee trainee hango She's like these people are not that these are like this is not these aren't friends. This is family This is family better back it up family back it up over cross the Thames. Okay family back it up She was she actually said Ludded is Ludded it's more gentle lifestyle I mean compared to you bitches I can living in a constantly turned on dryer is a more gentle lifestyle, okay? You could go to prison and it would be a more gentle lifestyle than the cast of this show leads to you I know I know I think just being across an ocean from Ramona singer makes it a more gentle lifestyle Okay, okay Carol was getting ready to go pick up the ashes and she was wearing this thing. It's like a Had like a ruffle on the collar it was like a really high collar all the way to her turkey neck and like Collar it had like bondage things that you had to strap in like a belt on on your wrist and your collar Which I thought was weird and then I don't know if she thought that the preachers were gonna be like I don't know needed her to cover her waddle. I don't know. They're like we don't do that here in London telling Please cover your waddle when you come into a church Darling, but anyway, I don't know why I'm writing this stuff down, but you know, that's what you get when you follow my notes Then on the way she's saying I'm just Producing this story in my head. You've already produced it and in that story the ashes already scattered reproduce So she goes up to this thing. It looks like a house. I Mean, you know, it was still nice in America. That would be a strip mall. That's where our churches are Yeah, our new churches are like next to it chipotle. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and she meets father Darius Yeah, doesn't seem he's not really English. I don't know. What's he chairman? He's something. I thought he was French maybe He I couldn't decipher his accent, but he seemed a little confused and Heather was wearing rubber gloves like rubber cleaning gloves I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I was like yes. I was like not Heather Terrell, I thought at first I was like oh maybe because they're about to handle the urn she has to put on like surgical gloves or something Like she can't touch certain things or it's a church and old church or whatever as I wait The priest isn't wearing anything and then later on when she held the urn she took the gloves off and I realized they weren't like They weren't latex at all. They were just Gloves like normal gloves that were the color of surgical gloves. I found these in my office from the last ten and thought they were cute Get it because her office is a kitchen Okay, so blah blah blah so then She's talking to the preacher and doesn't know if they're supposed to hug. No, you're not supposed to hug That's what got the Catholic church to trouble in the first place. No more hugging. All right And then she went into this weird thing about Well, my husband was a joker. He's a practical joker and this seems like one big practical joke The priest is like Can you leave now? Thank you He's like do you know what it's not a joke toy thing? 10% bitch. I'm not really sure what she was going after there like what the joke would be but There's a joke was that she thought she'd gotten rid of the ashes and now she's got to go back and get them again Take his ashes out of the ocean reform himself and die again in a different church And it was a different urn even she's like this used to be taller and thinner. I mean who isn't right who wasn't So I didn't understand that it's like a new urn this whole thing was like Andy basically Andy Cohen burned some newspapers But they've been an urn and then like called up the church. She's like hey, this is Carol Radswell's widow You're a dead husband Can you call her up and tell her that you have it? Thanks? She's like, okay It'll be on his watch what happens live shelves next to like the Ramona singer. Yeah So ashes what's going on what's new with you shots key? ashes Ashes that come out of the ocean reform and put themselves in a fat urn who wants a fat urn ashes not cool ashes not cool We like to better when you recall the mummy and star Brendan Frasier. Thank you So Carol's Carol's always she wore rubber gloves to basically to shake hands with the preacher That's what I think and then so she doesn't know how to handle it. So she hugs him She sits down and basically he's like well, you know the other church I don't know. I couldn't understand what he said. It got condemned. That's what I thought. He said it got like these Deconsecrated or something like that or basically like the church was like them all get out You know they're like the expiration date of this church has been reached get out church bring it down Put the church in the house. So for whatever this church this church is going to be the London outpost of pump or at least a van de pump our golden child is returning home And she's going to make a new restaurant here. So go get out religious people Atlanta's instead We serve breakfast right here now. He's like, I'm sorry, but the church has been cremated Nope bad joke. So It was consecrated or deconsecrated or unsecrated. I don't know something so they're in this new place and then Carol's like I'm not comfortable talking about my feelings or giving love meanwhile She's hugging the guy shaking hands with the guy and then she starts like Therapizing. I know it's not a word, but she's get it She's like getting therapy from the guy and he's just looking at her like what she's like yet We met and then it was weird because we were working down the hall and when we met he had cancer But I was like who cares because he didn't care And you know cancer never came in between us and then it did and then when it finally did I got so sad and I couldn't even look at him and then I was like what it's again It's like that scene in an airplane I know you haven't seen airplane But like when the woman is talking and like every person that who sits next to her in the air On the airplane winds up killing themselves, and I think there's like a nun who hangs herself at one point I'm surprised that the the priest just didn't like rip off his car. I'm like, oh, you know what guess what? I'm an actual hod by Bravo. I'm done with this. I can't this is not part of the contract Yeah, the preacher just looked like okay. Are you going to pay for the earn or not? Because that was expensive it has diamonds on it So she leaves without paying for the earn and then she Gets in the car and puts on beats headphones And we don't hear what she's listening to but it's really touching. So I was just guessing Taylor Swift. Yeah blank space, baby Yeah, I'm young. I'm young. It's not about her age. It's just their music really moves me Do that a lord and then she gets in bed and cries with the urn, you know, that was so sad That's where I actually was like me because I when people cry I cry I mean I couldn't tell she was really crying But I mean I had a guy sweating on my shoulder and I don't know I was kind of crying too. It was really sad, but at the same time. I was like there's a camera right in your face Watching you. Yeah, that's how awkward Yeah, so she was crying and that was really sad and then of course this show is like so subtle We cut to Sonya and Romana. I'm sorry. That's the lady who raised me Ramona Sonya and Ramona And we meet Raquel Sonya's new fashion intern. Yeah, sipping white wine and champagne glasses out in this awful And Raquel the fashion intern is wearing like some Mrs. Roper scarf around her head and skinny jeans from old Navy I don't know where Sonya finds these people, but it explains why she's always dressed funnily Maybe she put up a posting a listing on computer number three She's like pickles call your friend Craig's and get on his list And if you can't get on his get on the Engies Headbands anybody who's into headbands. I want somebody at the headbands get them over here So I don't even remember what oh, yeah She was like talking she was trying to explain to Ramona because of course Ramona is such a liar She's like everybody was so mad at me, but I wasn't even sleeping with a guy. I didn't even know okay You know one minute Luann's having sex with some guy in the corner the living room and getting splooch all over all of the beautiful things in the couch And I said wow is this a nature's way? Okay, because when my dog used to pee on things we would put some nations way and you couldn't even smell it the next day And next thing I know there's some other naked guy there and I said you naked go to bed Okay The story made no sense. I don't even remember that story I like literally cannot even remember the story It was like kind of a cut-in and then Sonia's like oh well You just don't understand girlfriend coat because if you bring somebody home on the beach You have to have sex with them on the beach and leave them there because otherwise code means That if you bring them inside then you have to have sex with them because that's what they're expecting I mean you can't just bring it. I didn't know if she was talking about like not making the other girls mad or not making the naked Probably rich guy mad who's most likely married to somebody else that room on a totally give a blowjob to at least in the bathroom Let's admit it. Whoa whoa whoa. Oh, I oh this is crazy. Okay. This is crazy. I'm really remember. I'm remembering something here Okay, okay. Well, this is really strange Sonia Sonia This is what you know what I'm remembering. This is very strange Sonia when I was when I was a little girl I remember there was a pigeon outside and I love this pigeon and I'd always love to give bread to the pigeon and one day I was like hey pigeon why don't you come inside? So I brought the pigeon inside and the pigeon flew everywhere and got got a pigeon dirt on all the walls Okay, and then Geraldine Park Smith came in and said what happened to the walls I'm gonna tell you father and I said don't tell my father But she told my father and I got so much trouble and told the pigeon out and from this day on I'd never let anything Inside, okay, everything that's outside stays outside. Okay, and that goes for guys. Okay. I'm sorry Sorry, I just take last day. I'm sorry. Okay, so sorry So I don't know what the big deal is but Sonia's like listen if you're gonna date guys on the beat That's why it's called sex on the beach because you have sex on the beach Or if you they're inside you have to have sex with them You know if you needed further proof that feminism is dead like having a guy over means that you have to fuck him Or you're the bad person. So does does does Sonia geotag all her sexual encounters? Like I just had sex on the beach. I just had I just had sex in the bedroom. I had sex in the bedroom last night Had sex on the inside last night What I I wasn't making out what did she say I was wing. Oh, I was just little wins wing I was just a wing man. I was a wing man I was just there to help her get laid because you know how Ramon is really good at that She's like why do you find it you found a good-looking man who are you? I don't even know you. Why are you trying to talk to this man? I'm talking to who owns this restaurant. Why are you even talking to us turning her back to the entire turning her back to Luanna stealing the man this is what this is if she doesn't steal the man then she just cock-blocks because oh So you're talking to my friend Luann. Okay. All right, so what's your name? What do you do? Oh, I don't like that job. Why are you doing it? What you should be talking to her. You're not successful enough. Okay? I'm sorry. Okay, how tall are you? That's not tall enough. Okay. I'm sorry. No, you know anyone who's died Okay, I want to talk about that for a little bit. Okay. All right She's basically ridiculous and denies any responsibility in this sleeping thing and then Sonia starts telling her all the rules of girl code Which is kind of hilarious and I couldn't even write them down because I was like, yeah She obviously doesn't know because she's like fucking a ten-year-old she met in the bar So I don't know where these rules are coming from but at least it was well, you know that well, you know that computer number three was programmed using girl code Pickles, maybe that's why maybe that's why it doesn't work Pickles Dictadled headed for me and then sent it to Ramon So then we get delivery interns coming by and they're like these hot guys Because skinny girl, of course Bethany's entire storyline is buying things and then being homeless and selling skinny girls So yeah, just to even be in someone else's scene that she's not even a part of she swims over these hot guys who are There to deliver invitations to the boy meets skinny girl party. 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Yeah, it's called my vision so Pump-dodding hmm So the new goal of skinny girl is to see if this new lime margarita thing even has enough alcohol to get Young people enough to fuck old ladies, which by the way a lime margarita isn't that the same as a margarita? Yeah, but now it's a spicy lime or something. It's like magical lime. Yeah spicy lime margarita. All right. Yeah So then we skip back to Dorinda and Carol Talking about during this like I made you some tea cuz I know you don't want to drink after y'all that stuff with your husband She's like I already had a glass of wine. All right back it up back up that tea London is refined mr. Jetson. We drink tea here. Let's drink some tea So Look at the light. Oh my god. The light here is amazing. Oh, it's so different here. I don't know Did they change the light? Oh, they changed everything since I last got here. They've changed the fog. So thank you London I'm not even gonna make a London fog joke Okay, it's hard to be Carol because Carol needs people to just be quiet and listen probably like you feel close to the time on the show Darling she just needs people to listen and she's trying to romanticize it. She's like well I was riding it in my head Here I am in a stretch limousine driving through the rolling hills of London and Dorinda's like oh hills. I love the hills. Oh, I knew a girl who lived on the hill. Oh, how we left? Oh London Oh, I miss being part of this society The hills are just gentler here. You know, it's like it's pure you meet someone in the hills here And you know you have a pure relationship like the Berkshires Fuck everyone else, and I never say fuck. Okay, and I wasn't right. Oh, and I want to write about how beautiful The church how the sun shines on the windows of the gorgeous church But I can't even write that because now it's next to a cc's pizza Oh, I do a girl named cc. Oh how we lived. She was friends with the queen of CC. Oh, I miss you. I hope she doesn't ask me about my husband It's like let the woman talk everything. Yeah, let me tell you about cc's pizza Okay, Richard loves cc's pizza. I know who loves cc's pizza even more John All right, he eats five when I have one he loves it and Richard love that he loves it Okay, so everyone just back the fuck off just back it up back it up off and back out of cc's pizza That's my pizza bar now They had actually a really nice conversation about what they both went through when their husbands passed away And it was actually nice, and I don't want to make fun of it, but I mean I have to But when they're when they're talking about it It's just so cuz it's so in both of their personalities the things that they were saying Carol's like, you know It's so hard because I didn't even know it was really gonna get him And then you know we had ignored it for so long and then I was sitting there next to him And I didn't even want to look at him because I mean, you know crows cancer So I didn't look at him when he passed and then jerendis like you see my balloon you see my balloon Derendis like yeah, well with my husband died. I mean finally I slept. I was almost glad I know that's horrible, but the stress of dealing with cancer and then carol's like yeah cancer stressful She's like yeah, I finally slept cuz I couldn't sleep and then I just wasn't comfortable getting so much sleep thankfully I'm still waking up in the middle of the night, but John doesn't have cancer. He just rolls over on me And I think I'm dying And then I just pretend it's a really big version of Richard's balloon Feeling like they're being suffocated in the middle of the night makes me feel like Richard's here So it was actually a very beautiful Conversation but it was it was totally beautiful and articulate and thoughtful and a really nice moment But of course because we're assholes But I just love that it's intercut with like Sonya and Ramona talking about how to fuck young people So then we Go to Jarenda talking about how she used to be in the high society of London again good Right this when all their friends came over right and that woman Trini showed up with all the feathers well They were still gossiping and blah blah blah we can just skip that because I mean it's the same thing over and over again I mean the dead husband talk really went on for like 30 minutes Yeah, and it was very touching and I was like I don't want your show to be touched move it on move it long Yes. Yes. Um, so lube. Okay, so Carol pointed out that Luan was such a hypocrite She's like I really like Carol. I mean goddamn it. I really like Luan, but the countess is a c-word Does it be counting about how the countess is abducted Luan? Yeah, the countess is abducted Luan and The countess is high in mighty and hypocrite, which of course she is which is why we love her Yeah, and then she pointed out that on their last vacation Luan was the one to barge in with the camera crew into her word right into her room to try and catch her with something Yeah, and I love that Carol said and I remember telling her please don't do that I could have been masturbating There's not enough Nivea in the world to get that thing back in working order stop the crap all right. We don't buy it So anyway, so then they then we go to the skinny girl party. Oh, yeah with featuring Jax Yes, which I didn't notice Jax someone I noticed I told us I noticed him even before saw the Facebook thing Which I guess makes me kind of special because I noticed some no, but I saw I saw him and I was like Oh, God Jax is like a bartender. There were a lot of low-level celebrity celebrity cameos Chuck nice was in the background that he's like a comedian he was on best week ever he was like the unfunny one and Then there's of course at one point Maybe I'm jumping ahead a little bit, but you know well Ramona was looking for all the hot guys And there was this montage of like her talking to quote-unquote hot guys at one point Constantine Marulis from American idol hit on her And he's like hey, I'm Constantine and of course he is Looking doughier than ever. I mean he should be at this point working at a Greek diner like a singing waiter at a Greek diner Did he doe up? Yeah, he doed up. I mean you knew it was gonna happen Yeah, he had he had like pre-fat fate you could just tell because he was we like to call it my friend And I we like to call it fat ready. Yeah, ready and now it's starting to it's starting to fill in and he wasn't fat at all I mean, I just remember him. I fucking the camera so hard and I was like anybody that needy is gonna Eventually realize that they can't get the amount of love that they need from a human being and they're gonna turn to ice cream Just like the rest of us do or Ramona Or Ramona god bless Ramona with the boys. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay I'm sorry concine, you know, you're a very handsome man, but I'm sorry You're Greek and you know, the Greeks are just they're just lots of trouble. Okay. You're all sorts of bankrupt I need a man with money. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. I Don't care if you started the Olympics and Constantine. You don't have any money. Okay, and I need someone who has money Okay, it's just how I feel okay. That's just how I feel so I have a question about with that Constantine the bartender She said that too. No, that was somebody else, right? He just he just came up to her like hey, I'm constant. Oh god. I didn't even recognize him. So I have a question So lucky skinny girl stuff is like dietetic versions of normal drinks, right? Yeah, so how would you make a diet peanut and war? You know, I don't know here. I Subscribed to this belief, which is that I don't like any of my cocktails pre-made in a bottle. Yeah so and honestly Yeah, you could just like pour at make a skinny girl But like the thing is a skinny girl margarita. The recipe is like I forgot what it is. It's pretty simple It's like vodka club soda and like a spritz of lime juice or something like that like it's so easy and Although I guess that's more of a vodka vodka and soda But anyway, the point is it's so easy to make on your own or to make a large batch Like spend the extra five minutes and make something that tastes better than this pre-made shit that comes out of the mix And also the Pino. I don't get it like I don't get how you just put Pino in a skinny girl bottle and it's dietetic She probably changes like the ounces. You know how things do that? They're like per serving it's less than M&M's But then per serving is like, you know, like five ounces instead of an out. Yeah, like special K does that You know, you know how I know that because one time I was in Ralph's and I wanted to snack and I like special K Believe it or not, and then I saw that there's special K with chocolate and I thought oh my god I love chocolate. Okay, so then I looked I was like, oh my god This has better dietary nutrition than regular special K And I thought how could that be and then I saw that regular special K was like here are the calories and the sugars per one bowl And then for one with chocolate chips. It was like here. It is for a spoonful. Okay, and I got mad I had none of it. Okay Sorry special K for you. Okay, hmm, you know when I was gonna make a wine for Ramona Of course, I drink Pinot Grigio, but the reason I won't drink Pinot noir is because one time I was drinking Pinot when I was a child at home in the park chis and my father It was noir outside and he came out and he said stop drinking your little slut and now I can't drink anything in the noir Okay By the way my special K store was a true story. I just was told it in Ramona voice for no reason Everything's better in a Ramona voice So then we get this really Adorably horrifying clip of Ramona on a date with that that restaurant guy who no one ever discussed also fucked Mario's mistress I don't know why we never got that on the air, but well, no I came out at the dinner party well not in front of him and not in front of Ramona They confronted him about it, didn't they know they just said oh see you're from restaurant You like restaurants, right? Oh, what do you think of 20 year old blonde girls? But they never like said oh you're fucking Mario the same girl Mario fucked around with you know that Ramona whatever No one ever brought it up. They discussed it amongst themselves, but not would it not with him who would have thought the greasy owner of AOA would have banged someone else's mistress who'd have thought he's even cheating on the cheating cheaters. Yeah So that guy's gross and they're having this disgusting awkward flirting It was really hard to watch and he's like yeah It's so good to have you here. I ordered something wet Hot and slimy and Ramona's like oh, I don't eat hot wet slimy things since I was a child in the barks. Yeah Time Yeah, I'm sorry. I interrupted your run. No, I didn't really have run I was gonna go in a stranger place because you're like I had an undercooked steak in my mind I was like this one time I caught an eel and I thought oh, you know what Japanese people they eat eels And I sometimes feel Japanese know because I'm very neat and I'm very organized And I just feel like I'm very Japanese in that way and so I thought okay Well, I can have an eel too So I went to cook it and it was very slippery and slippery and I had a very hard time And I was up all night and I had visions of that eel looking at me saying don't kill me don't kill me But I killed it and I ate it. I didn't even like it. So from this point on I can't have anything slimy. I'm sorry Nothing slimy. Okay, sorry So she's she's he's trying to flirt with her and make sexual jokes and she's like divorce is like morning Okay, you know to Brenda, you know my friend to bring that and and Carol They're always crying about the dead husbands and I'm like at least he died. Okay. You don't have to see him on page six Okay, I'm like morning a person who's still alive. Okay, it's not like you have to bring to go things just in case Mary Oh comes home, you know, okay You're not just sitting there with your refrigerator full and trying to remember when you brought certain things home So they don't poison anybody who else might eat them. Okay, it's totally different. Okay. No one understands moist. Okay. Okay, okay, okay Crazy blink crying So that was awkward ass flirting and then she said so was this a date or is this just a business meeting? And he's like well if it's he's like well if it's a date then you're paying for it and then afterwards we're gonna have Hot sweaty sex Yeah, at which point I think everyone in the audience threw up. Yeah pretty that was pretty bad I got the reverse boner thing for sure. I felt my penis knocking into my belly button It was like not only reverse, but it was like so reverse that it was like hard But you know when it gets hard and then like dances around like there's like a little pop-up and down thing So it was doing that but on the inside. I felt like my M&Ms were being stirred Thanks Ramona. Thanks for that. Yeah, that was gross. So then we went back to the school party. Oh There's more London. Oh, yeah now it's the part London that I loved because we go to London and we meet They had a joint party, you know and some rental in London probably that that lady of London owns Yeah, Caroline in Caroline Scott Scott. Is this your is this your place go? Oh no Scott. Oh, mm-hmm. No, that's not the same girl That's the Tracy Lord's girl. I know I know I just was making a ladies of London reference. Oh, just sorry Go with it. I'm sorry. Sorry. I know I was actually hoping that what's her face would show up and talk about how she was Alexander McQueen's muse. Oh Alexander he died also. I can mourn with you ladies. I was passing this restaurant in a car one time with Alexander It's so difficult to be here. Oh, look at the dreadful fashions in here Alexander would have been horrified. I'd like to make an announcement. I'm horrified for Alexander I'd like to order a please come back to me Martini. Thank you darling. I would like to see her I'd like to see her mix of Romano. Okay. Oh my god. This is this lamp over here. It reminds me this at one time Okay, when Alexander and I went to a lamp store and he said I love this lamp Okay, and I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This lamp is already been purchased by me Okay, and he said well, that's good because I'm gonna use it to make a dress and I was his muse I'm sorry. Okay, but that's the truth. I'm sorry, but when I was ordering this martini I couldn't help but stare at the olive. Okay Because when Alexander gained so much weight that all he did was yell at all of our staff He just looked like a little round hole. Okay. Looked like a little round ball with one giant hole in it. Okay Please get this olive out of my martini. Okay. Come back to me I'd like my martini mixed with a little bit of thumb back to me Alexander. Okay, I Love from British Romano Annabelle I think her name was Annabelle This so they have a joint party and they invite all their old friends and of course dorrendas are like they're from high In London and carols are a bunch of gay dudes. Yeah, hers were like they're like 25 and she's like she's like oh Look at this. She's well. No, I'm doing dorrenda boy. I can't even do it. I was like you're a nice girl I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I was doing the point is That I love that even like when she was living in London She was still trying to be like that super cool young person like I only hang out with a 20 or 20 year olds Yeah, cuz those guys are young so I mean at that point she was just like going to pick people up in front of bus stops She's like yeah, your mother sent me And then what did what did dorrenda say? She's like obviously she's like you better back it up a lot of all these black jackets Black leather jackets with what happened to the front brown blazes. What does she want? She wanted something I Don't know, but I just love that carols friends were all like gay guys who were probably 15 when they met and then Dorrenda's friends were actual people from there, which I really liked they were actually all just moms and stuff except for that lady From what not to wear but I like that her friends were all abfab. They're like hello darling welcome home Oh darling, you remember your husband. Oh sad, wasn't it? Oh, sweet. Oh, I remember what you what you told me when we had lunch Remember after you started dating John darling. She's like you better back it up. She's like I know telling you remember what you said to me You told me I'm dating up this fat rich Romanian darling. That's what you said and during this like don't say that And I really liked them I thought all of her friends were really abfab and super fun And I would like that to be the ladies of London No, it's not ladies of London, but get rid of the Americans and bring in all English girls I don't care if we understand them. They're fabulous. Yeah. Yeah, I agree I think that's a great note and then there's a friend Trini from what not to wear, which was so good the a rich Did you know who she did you know who she was? I had no idea I didn't recognize her until they said she was from that show But the American version I used to watch which was like kind of sad because both of the people on it dressed like shit That Tracy Western funds and then that gay guy with the long iron hair. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't with that So well, I loved I loved how Trini just came She just sort of came in like I like like she just had like escaped some awful experience like a house fire So I can't stay very long. I can't say but I just came to say hello, you know And she has all her feathers going everywhere sort of like brushes in and then she all of a sudden is gone for the rest of the episode I love I love when women do that. They're just so goddamn busy, and they're just like darling I'm just here holding her gloves in her hand, you know, like Corella DeVille, but with feathers I just ran you into look at what the hostess was wearing darling, and it turns out it's Yoda And she's sitting there with a bunch of gay guys, so I don't even understand this done I've gotta go gotta go bye the force made the force be with you darling. Please don't wear that Very cute I liked all the the English ladies and we didn't really hear from the gays anyway, but Carol Carol telling everybody what she's up to She's like, yeah, well, I'm a board member now And her friends are just looking at her like why would you be in service on purpose darling? Durandis like that's not high society So what else happened here extras and pickles? I don't know what I wrote. I wrote sg extras and pickles. Oh skinny girl. Oh Pickles was that on the dance for like shaking it down I was like pickles and then there were like a lot of extras and stuff and Twitter people as Nini would call them. Yeah, and Christian and Josh and yeah, Bethany's like oh, hey, how you doing good to see here? I mean, I know you know, I know you name I recognize you we met a few times my walls are down my walls are down Thanks for coming to my event and Josh is like she's like we loved you Kristin's like well there be a new geocaching here And Bethany said how'd you vent go how'd you vent go? I'm sorry. I couldn't go did Ramona wet jeans I mean, ah jeans and she's like yeah, I mean it was really great because you know It was like my first big event and I had to give like a big speech and stuff. So I did it. I did it really good. I'm pretty Pretty notice like you know, it's you know, it's like to give a speech, right? Don't ask me that if you ask me not the question about me having to give a speech I would be on the floor crying be crying on the floor in a fetal position. I just walls are up again walls are up Kristin. I'm sorry. Why are you asking me to speak? I don't want to give a speech to you. I don't know you I don't know you I mean if Bethany is ever honored with any kind of award her acceptance speech is gonna be like I don't know any of you who are you who are you who's giving me this? Why should I take this? I don't know any of you. I'm surprised Kristin didn't have a panic attack when she saw all those boxes of skinny girl Box out a box out I just want to be like bottles inside a party with my friends and still outside boxes Wait, was she boxed in or boxed out? I don't remember. She was boxed out. Yeah, okay I wasn't sure if she thought she was in her own box and not and kept away from everyone or she was boxed out From Bethany's box. Oh, that would have been even better. Why do you guys keep putting me in a box? I like him. Here's like muffled talking. I can't even respond cuz I'm in a box. Let me out of the box Let me out My least favorite videos on YouTube are when cats get in boxes. I'm like why can't they why can't I get in the box with you? At least that cat's pretty So she was so impressive Bethany was nice and she was like oh my god Bethany was actually nice to me Of course, no one else is here yet So I'm all she's got and I thought poor thing. That's probably how she feels with Josh - yeah, you know He's nice when he has no one else to talk to he's like oh Kristin wow I love you babe great job and the second anyone else is around. He's like bye I mean even her kid didn't want to get up for her. She's like, I'm not walking Come up come here come here. I'm not getting up for you bitch Poor thing so everybody is late except for Heather of course. She's so nice I hope she doesn't get fired just because she's so nice Heather I'm not Heather. I keep getting their names mixed up. The boring white girls are like the only Heather is leaving Heather And Heather and Kristen are the same to me. I don't know. I don't know I know they don't look alike, but they're both like stick up their ass white girls, so they kind of Heather Heather is quitting the show Yeah, she quit because she doesn't like how she's being represented Hala She is Audi 5000 so long Felicia Goodbye Felicia so long farewell our feeders and goodbye comma Felicia sincerely Heather of yummy misspell design stolen from Spanx calm bye-bye Felicity So no one else is on time and finally Heather shows up and she's like hey mama's hey mama's Oh my god mama's Rosie other mama's mama's she literally was like that she was like mama You know by the way, she was ready to star shit cuz noise the one the first thing she said is where's Sonia Morgan? Where's Sonia? Oh, that's interesting. Is she drunk is Sonia drunk does anybody know? Oh poor Sonia. I really feel for her She's drunk, right? She's an alcoholic. I just want to help alcoholic Sonia I'm just saying that because I want to help her can anybody help our friend at this party. I Just want to help meanwhile Sonia is like Again down but these guys are taking out their shirts and Sonia's tooth actually comes out because she tried to rip a guy Or she ripped a guy's shirt off with her teeth and the funny part was she was like she's like yeah This you know he had a shirt off, you know is that this hot guy want to take his shirt off? I mean, they're all over me. God this hot guy that shirt off is all over me, and he cuts to the guy He's like a gay guy. Totally. Yes queen. Yes. She's like, yeah, you love me. He called me his queen Sonia so funny because that was the best part when she's like I just want you to know I ripped his coupling off with my teeth and then my tooth my tooth flew out. Oh God and Bethany's like Oh my god, do you have someone to fix it? And she's like oh, I've got veterinarians to do that Well, you know what? I've been collecting skulls, you know, I use them for parts We'll just we'll just pick one of Pickle's teeth out from the skeleton. I've gotten hit under the bed And I'll just you know have a veterinarian. They've got that best glue those guys and Also notice that Sonia was wearing a headband, so Fashion intern is doing her job. She's like headbands are all lit and Sonia's like great. I went around my head Also wearing the same red dress that she's always wearing now It is like the one piece that she got designed for a collection that she wears out all the time now You know those smells like B.O. Yeah, that's all she wears, but now it has a headband. We recognize it We recognize it in her Chanel outfit. That's what that is - not smoking So, let's see where's mamas and then Ramona with him in with him in and then he does a wonderful That's me got shit faced. Yeah, she was great. It's cuz she was smiling. Yeah, that's how you could tell. Yeah She was laughing and doing impersonations of Bethany that we're just so fucking good and she's like look Ramona Ramona Ramona walls up I mean walls down walls down Ramona look we found you a hot guy this guy would date you and Ramona's like oh, he's a bartender I was like I won't date a bartender. I'm sorry. You know, he's a bot. He's like making her from Boston. She's a bat and a He's a bot and I like the guy from Maury. He's a bartender. I like the kid from Big Brother So blah blah blah and then Heather's like oh, yeah mamas everybody's in like, you know, the other girls are in London I'm sure it's so it's so it's almost said emotional. It's so emotional for them and then Ramona's like well It would be more it would be more emotional for Derinda. Okay, it was harder for Derinda Derinda's husband had worse cancer than Then Carol's okay. It's like oh my god. They're like well Carol has ashes. Oh, yeah, that's right Of this right she had to bring on an extra check-in. Oh gosh So these ashes remind me of sunshine. What else happened here? I love when Bethany said What is it she wants a model? Oh, she goes Ramona wants a model who's 55? I mean, what the hell? We're all in saving private Ryan everyone's gonna die looking So this is our second saving private Ryan reference this week. Yeah, you see Okay, you never go away You know what I didn't like that movie You know why because it depicted D-Day all right and D-Day is my least favorite day of the year You know why because my name starts with R. Okay, so I like R. Day, but I don't like D-Day all right Sorry, I just don't like D-Day. I don't like saving private Ryan. Okay. Anyway, so not much else happened on this I cannot believe we act about that for an hour I know you were like you're like Ben I just hope we have enough content like I don't want to give him just a one-hour podcast I'm like Ronnie. We never give just a one-hour podcast. We can talk about anything Dead husband for Ronnie does this like once every three weeks he gets really worried that we don't have enough content I'm like we could talk about a penny on a table for an hour. Okay so Proof that we could talk about anything. Oh, yeah, we are not gonna go on to million dollar listing some Francie school Yes, and we told you guys on the last podcast we were gonna talk flipping out And the reason that we're not is because I'm getting my bravo off the internet these days I was in a terrible accident yesterday when I was getting I was you know I couldn't record it because I wasn't home all day yesterday So I couldn't like manually record on my computer So I was like oh surely it'll be posted. Nope never posted why flipping out is there no fan who is like torrenting this shit? Come on people. I am flipping out. I am literally flipping out right now. I'm flipping the bitching outing Flip the flip the bitch out. Mm-hmm. All right, so million dollar listing San Francisco So I wrote a bunch of notes But my notes are sort of sporadic because you know there are a lot of fast scenes that cuts back and forth back and forth back and forth And there was a lot of stuff that wasn't that it's not that it wasn't interesting It's like it's not noteworthy like what am I like? Oh, and then you show it off the ensuite. Oh my god That guy, you know like like what am I supposed to say, but I will say this let we can first start talking about the the realtors Yeah, let's just do an overall fit to start over the overall and then I'll get into my notes first of all There's Andrew Andrew is like, you know, they always have like the one asshole cocky realtor. He is this one's I don't mind him that much. He's cocky, but it feels a little put up He's not as bad as the ones like I hate New York the cocky ones in New York are just like over the top New York, but what seems to phony to me, and I know that they're all phony It's like and especially now that there's three we can see it's paid by numbers at this point and they're all phony But the LA one felt like those it feels like those guys are being themselves even if the situations are set up and I don't know now that there's the British guys by the way, so because I seem the same way phony bologna I wouldn't watch it. Yeah, and you know the thing is the way you know that it's scripted and like really really scripted Is that the podbuster though that little like 45 second bit that they did this the one on this week's episode was row Trying to like come up with a tagline or trying to like have like a button for when he sold something and he was like He was like ding ding ding ding ding ring the ratification bell, and they're like that's too long He's like okay. What about yes. I did it. They're like no do it again. They're like yeah I like no try again. Holy cannoli. No already take it. Oh my fucking god. That has a curse Wow, they're making a joke with the fact that they've completely scripted this show. Yeah Well, I liked that they're doing that actually they're showing the produce well They're not showing them, but we're actually hearing the producers ask the question because we're not idiots Yeah, we're not idiots. They do it a lot on this show like when on the series premiere You heard a lot of the producer because that guy Justin giggles so much in his interviews, but um, so Andrew Though I remember on the first episode he said he was like 31 No, my 31. Nope. Nope. No like 31 32 the point is he said he was younger than me. He's at least 10 years older Yeah, he is a he's old Which is not inherently wrong, but don't lie about it. Yeah Here look, I'm about to be old or but you know what so what why did I just be 40 if you're gonna be 40 be 40 Who the fuck cares like it's better. It's better to be 40 like to say I'm about to be 40 because people go Oh my god You look so young then to say I'm 31 and then people are like oh my god Have you just sat out in the sun for 31 years because you look 40. Yeah, what's better? Yeah, but overall I like I actually like the realtors on this show. I think that um, you know Justin You know, he's adorable. He seems really sweet. He laughs a lot. That's always a nice Quality about really cute and he's not as arrogant as most super short guys are because a lot of times with short guys By the way, I have a total fetish for short guys So if there are any hot ones out there, I'm here But he looks like looks little and he kind of looks like a little leprechaun, but yeah I look like a Greek leprechaun. He it's funny because in all the in all the print ads leading up to the show He looks like an asshole, you know He's like very serious and he has that look like oh this guy's he big an asshole and then he's like the sweetest guy Very likable. Row is also likable too. He's sort of like I used to try to make a name for himself former party boy Yeah, he's sort of the dumb one But he's nice, you know when you contrast this with New York where you have that for you have the the Swedish porn star Who's just annoying you have the other guy who's like like overly cocky to the point where it's like okay you're putting on a persona for TV and then you have the Puerto Rican dude who is like annoyingly earnest and just Just really annoying like they're just they're annoying. I'm sorry. They're annoying. Yeah. I won't watch these guys I like these guys. I like these guys even even the the asshole guy. He's he's not too ass holy He's he's just enough to make it like I just I don't like he's a little bitch like he bought everybody his domain name And that's what he's holding over their head Then he owns everybody. Well, you know in San Francisco. That's like stealing the first born, you know I'm surprised those guys didn't own their domain names. I mean hello. Did you not hear our? Discount code for host gator or whatever the hell that shit was go daddy years ago, you know Was gonna say oh, so first we have row row storyline wasn't that interesting. He basically he had a stark attacked apartment It was like this apartment designed by a famous architect And I what I love about this show is how they can make massive drama out of nothing because they're showing it around And I was like oh, I love this love this view love this this views to die for these apply this All these fixtures are wonderful and then they're like they get in the master. They're like and Where is there more closet space? No, this is all that there is. It's like done done done done done done done That's commercial artists. Don't worry about closet space. They just worry about the art Not gonna sell well, maybe it did sell. I don't know they all sell on this show That's that's the thing I like to you about this show. It's always a happy ending to look will it work out? Will it work out? It's not gonna work out. Oh, it totally worked out. Yay, and then it ends. It's always happy and then you know though You know the re another more evidence that's totally scripted. I was gonna talk about this later is that whenever Things are getting really tense at the end of the show where someone's like, I'm not happy I'm not happy with what you've come back with to me with I'm telling you right now If you don't get that number up then I don't know if I continue on with you I just don't know what I'm gonna do. I am not happy about this. Okay, okay, okay Let me just call them and see what I can do and I call this like this is it like we need we need to be higher This is this is just not enough there. I know you love the house like you need you gotta get up get up They're like fine. All right. This is what I'm gonna do only because I'm your friend. All right I'm bringing up from 2.5 to 2.5 5.5 9 and 30 cents. All right. All right, great Thank you, and then goes back to the guy who's like I'm not happy. Well, it's gonna be 2.5 5 5 9 and 30 cents Well looks like we got a deal. That is great. I'm like you were so angry and now you're smiling I just don't buy it. I don't buy it. You would be like if we're real realistically. I think you'd be like all right fine Take it a couple of my generals about this is Ro is so funny to me because he's the first that I know of like Out of the closet beard wearing Muslim guy to be on one it's not only a million dollar listing show But on a bravo show I think I mean there was like that girl from bloodstream Like this guy they actually show is gigantic family and show what it's really like Which is awesome because it reminds me of my Lebanese family just like people everywhere It's like a hundred people at a family reunion or whatever and I like that and I like that you know, you know, you know, there's you know There's Shah's a sunset, right? Well, I wouldn't call them practicing Muslims. Would you some of them? I mean come on I don't I'm surprised that she couldn't go into the front door in fucking Iran. She's like what that's true. That's true. This is so Sexist I'm like, you know, you're an Iran, right? You dumb bitch. She's like no. I'm gonna go in the front I had to sit in the back whatever You're an Iran welcome to Iran stupid, but I guess maybe represented by a man then they were in Turkey by the way But anyway, did I ran no they just got close to Iran Oh, oh, yeah, they couldn't go over the border because they'd all be happy that but I got you're like you're an Iran stupid I'm like they were in Turkey. Well, whatever you're you're like in your birthplace. Okay, that's a perfect word Yeah, my ignorance is like so in line with that show No, but I know what you're saying. It's it's it's cool to see sort of like a To see like the Muslim faith being portrayed on TV in a non-terrorist way. Yeah. Yeah, and also the case No, the brother talk of immigration and and all that stuff and we've already gone on about that So don't worry. I'm not about to rant. I have no anger today but I really like the view of the old school family and then what the new school kids are like because they're raised here, you know, everybody's like The immigrants do this this and this and it's like, you know what give them a chance They just got here. Let their kids grow up and they'll be just as American as the rest of us Just like everybody in my family, you know, and on this show it's very that is very evident It's like he's a practicing Muslim has his full-on beard and he's like doing his call to prayer while He's waiting in the car for something and eating what looks like a ham sandwich. I'm like there's nothing more American than that Well, he used to be he used to be apparently not as religious because I think in the first episode He talked about how he was like a partier and he was like a be boy He'd break dance and everything and there were pictures of him when he didn't have the beard when he was younger And he was like really hot but then he like found religion and now he's religious, but I love that he doesn't know words like he's always trying to grow his vocabulary But he uses all the words wrong and it's very funny like it's ratification day. What? Bring the ratification bell I mean in one episode cuz I watched a couple on the plane - he was talking about he's like I mean, they're just matriculating. Is that what he said? I don't know where to use. He's like they're just matriculating and then the producers are like, uh, what is that and he's like, you know Socializing and then they made him look it up and it was nothing like that. Yeah, but I like him because he's kind of He's kind of a them bone. I think it's cute. Yeah, I like yeah So the the storyline that there were you know, there was obviously three stories going on this week But the only one that I really cared about was Justin Who has a new client? His name is Alan and he's dentist to the stars And he's also I'd like to add the creepiest dentist in San Francisco This guy was like just staring. He basically wanted to fuck Justin the entire time The only reason why Justin was hired is he wanted to just get in Justin's pants He wanted Justin to do things to him very very very badly Yeah, very gross and he's also gross as a person, you know, he's like oh look. That's what Taylor Swift gave me. Oh Did I tell you I got a birthday card from the royal family that he's like I love his shoebox greetings Like shut up clean. I know he's like he's like I got a Christmas card from Prince Charles Well, you know what Prince Charles there's probably like a mailing list and he writes his signature and they just print it all out and it goes out to like A few thousand people around the world, which is still cooler than the you know people who didn't get it But it's really it's not that personal He probably doesn't remember who you are at all you just got on to a list and you got your your you basically got something from a printing press That's what you got so just it's charles like Bring me it bring me a quill. I need to write a shoebox greeting to that lovely homosexual Face homosexual in San Francisco, America, and I want to tell him thank you. Thank you Thank you for showing me your old person's home like what the hell with that that place Yeah, peach colored with like old people things everywhere and he's like watch that. I got that comforter from the royal family It's like oh shut up shut up. Yeah, exactly and then when and when Justin was showing it around He's like yeah, my clan actually installed this Wayne Scotting. I'm like, oh so Alan is actively pursuing Some sort of like mrs. Peacock roleplay. That's what's happening here. He wants his place look as old lady-ish as possible And I love how they try and like up up sale up sell the views every time they talk about it They're like, okay, sure the place looks like it was decorated by a golden girl But you know look at the patty or look at the roof deck. It's beautiful I mean you can see Alcatraz. It's every place you could see Alcatraz Every place on this show they're like and look you can see Alcatraz Mom we can see the prison we can see the old prison like wow But I then I love that then he's he has a private showing and then there's a kid like spraying Like fruit juice on the on the carpet which obviously the producers told the kid just squirted But you know what what bothered me was not that the kid was doing it What bothered me was that the kid was like drinking from something called like honest kids grapefruit juice or whatever It's one of those annoying like San Francisco whole foods shark tanky things I was like get out of here with that stupid pouch get your capri Sun be a real kid Yeah, and also they he had the typical moms He has two moms and they're like, okay, just run around with your capri Sun in this fancy apartment that we don't know Yeah, oh you don't mind if our dog just runs around do you like lady, okay? You can impose your non rules wherever you are, but in society your dog is on the leash and your fucking kid is in your hand, okay? Yeah, exactly. So then so then later on Justin goes over to see Alan to be because it just this whole thing is that he wants to get this listing posted on MLS, which is I think some directory for realtors and They he goes up to the rooftop and they're like it's like a looks like a luncheon is set up There's like 20 they're two tables with 20 seats like like a place setting set up and Alan's like oh my good friend Kathy Hilton's showing up for brunch. I'm like why you have 20 It's like what is this like an awards reception. Why are there so many? Why are there so many places set up? But then he mentioned Kathy old name so many times the span of like 10 seconds. He's like oh Excuse me Justin Kathy Hilton is here. Well, excuse me Let me just go downstairs to get Kathy Hilton my good friend Kathy Hilton sounds I don't want to keep my good friend Kathy Hilton. You're oh Kathy Hilton welcome come to the roof Kathy Hold why don't you come on over here? Justin this is Kathy Hilton my friend my friend Kathy Hilton not to be confused with my friend Prince Charles This is my friend Kathy Hilton No one can wear a terrible outfit that doesn't fit her properly like Kathy Hilton come on in Kathy Hilton meet everybody Kathy Hilton Welcome to the Kathy Hilton lunch table y'all I love that everybody acts like Kathy Hilton's actually done something and she's not just like the madam of the chick Who blew a load on the inner or who swallowed a load on the internet and got famous. What did Kathy Hilton ever fucking do? Why is she why does anybody care? I? Don't get it. She was on a failed reality show on NBC. That's it. Kathy Hilton does nothing Here's what she does. She keeps her mouth quiet for the most part which makes her seem classy by comparison to her half sisters Well the bitch knows how to sell children. I'll give her that much. Yeah, so then Alan and Justin. She's like well, why hasn't why have we not sold this house because she's like an Alan in a book She's like four million dollars. That's a steal and she's like well Why like you know why doesn't why hasn't it's been sold and Justin's like well? I think we just haven't been able to get a lot of showings We really need to post on MLS and then I was like well I don't want people coming through my home. I'm like this isn't the White House Okay, this house can only be improved by people coming through it if they get blood on the carpet It's hiding the fact that it's like off the golden girl set. Okay. Yeah, that honest that honest kids They choose to actually improve the carpet. Yeah, someone's gonna come in there and be like well It's ugly, but at least it smells great flavor. I'm in. I'll take it four million. You've got it He's like the only people I want coming through a Kathy Hilton and her shoes and anyone that Prince Charles knows Yeah, I don't want I don't want any of those commoners in there. I only want Kathy Hilton You know, she's not a commoner. She's just a woman who has a daughter who had a sex tape and a son who's been in jail for drugs So most of this was just showing houses and stuff, but I loved when they showed the gay the gay couple Yeah, the gay guys are about to get married so they showed him and he's his fiance that conversation was so funny He's like well, babe. We need to plan the wedding. He's like babe I'm not sure because there's like stuff that we haven't experienced yet. He's like, what do you mean? He's like well, you like have the experience like where you like dated girls, and I haven't experienced that yet Like what if I want to do that bad? He's like so you want to experience vagina. He's like, yeah, maybe I mean like you did it. It's just like seems unfair like I mean it's gonna be hard to take vows when like everything's unfair It's this conversation like that just it just goes to show that Andrew must be so unappealing that even his fiance is like, you know I want to reconsider women I am a flaming gay man, and you are so unappealing that I'm actually thinking of going to a vagina I mean the tape of popsicle stick to my penis so this day is hard babe And then I'm sticking it in a vagina unless you give me my domain name back, okay He's like I can't believe that you would rather sleep with a woman than me and my youthful 31 years of age Which I am You know that guy is just like and I don't mean personality wise But his mannerisms and the way he talks and the way he kind of wink Like he does this wink. It's not a twitch But like a wink thing when he talks and he does this when he's annoyed He like does a quick eye roll and talks out of the side of his face His mannerisms are just like your friend Ryan just like him. I cannot stop seeing him now, and he doesn't look like Watch it next time you'll totally see it they talk just the same so anyway What else happened so basically Alan and Justin had dinner and Alan said that the reason why he didn't want to put the the listing on MLS because he didn't want people to know that Justin was his Realtor which really proves that he was hoping to have some sort of sexual detente with the sky We wanted it like he wanted to be sexed up by Justin and then drop him to the curb It's then no one would ever know that he was his realtor, but So then Justin was like well, I can't have you as a client I'm sorry like if you're not gonna let me do my job I can't I can't have you as my client which means the next episode Alan's gonna call up and be like oh, you know I've been thinking about it, and I think I want on MLS and then they're gonna go through the whole rigamarole again And there's gonna be an open house, and then there's gonna be a thing at the open house And then there's gonna be a vase of flowers that needs to be put on the counter And then Andrew's gonna show up and what's Andrew doing in my open house? I can't believe this and now we're gonna you're coming out at three point two, but we're putting out up for a four point something Yeah, basically. I just like seeing the pretty apartments and seeing like weird, you know Just like the weird idiosyncrasies of each town like being excited that you see the prison stuff like that like yeah And I like seeing San Francisco on and yeah, it's pretty cool, and I like the guys on it I'll probably watch it again I don't know that we need to talk about it every week Yeah, we'll talk about it if we need to if we need to plug it in I mean we are definitely we are in the dog days of bravo summer I mean even odd mom out is going off the air next week So I mean I don't we are running out of content, but we will always find the scraps I mean we'll have to start covering watch what happened at this rate Well some good shit happens on there apparently because some of the best stuff is coming out of there like that Meghan pink haired rant against other people and like being a bitch and then everyone's like turning on her on Twitter About her pink hair, you know like some fun stuff happens. I mean all we do is make fun of stuff It's not like we have to be respectful Keep poking at me Megan. Keep it up These judgy eyes are gonna go find their coat Megan miss 30 year old Megan Megan judgey eyes hmm So that pretty much mess us up. Hey, do you have anything else to say being I have nothing? I mean we've had singing we've had crying hmm. Oh, yeah, that was our bravo music day that feels like days ago I know it was it was just started listening because those songs will be posted right after We press stop on the Skype So stay tuned and anybody who has bravo links to new leaks Please keep sending them to us We love listening to them go to patreon.com/watchupcrapins for our bonus episodes I think our next bonus is going to be us watching the previews of a bunch more bravo shows coming up like man So to children and Tottie for the party and work out New York or whatever Because we really like doing that live trashing of stuff together. 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