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If you love Empire, you better listen to that podcast. Listen to it right now, shut off this one. So if you're hearing a lot of background noise, that's because we are recording right from the heart of the Glendale Galleria Mall in Glendale, California. - We're sitting right between a Chipotle and a hot dog on a stick. - It is a night course. Not even a joke. We are an arm's length away from a bunch of lemons that the hot dog on a stick. - We know that this can be UmPro to do it like this, but we don't give a shit. Um, this isn't being in the mall, it was amazing, 'cause we can talk about these shows and also the idiot surrounding us in the food court. - Yeah. - And I am very fired up. The reason why I'm fired up, it's not because of anything on Bravo, it's because we just went to Chipotle and we're currently eating Chipotle and nothing can get you more angry than being in line at Chipotle and watching people make me their choices. Doman in front of me was like, can I try? That's a free turn. - Oh no. - Oh no. - Oh no. - The woman in front of me. Okay, we're waiting in this online. We get up there and the lady's like, okay, that'll be 10, whatever. And she opens her purse. Why wasn't your wallet in your head already? - I know. - No more. - Congratulations on your stay at home status, bitch. I did not have that. Move along. - The woman in front of me was like, oh, you know what? Kind of get some cilantro rice on that after all. But just a little bit, just a little bit, he's like, no, no, no, not too much, too much. He puts on like, basically like, if you drink like a fork of rice, then put it on. He's like, that's perfect. I mean, while the woman in front of her was like, she also changed her mind. She says she wants chips and salsa. And then she wants mild salsa, not the medium one. And it's like, it was, I was so mad in such a small amount of time. - The lady behind me was like, okay, y'all have some cheese. Y'all have the sour cream. Yeah, I'll have the guacamole and she goes, whoa, that's enough for two meals. I was like, bitch, please, you know, you can be hiding in the stall in the bathroom down in that stick, get over it. - This has been the plan for like 30 minutes. This has been the plan every day. You know what I mean? - And then people know exactly what they get. - And if this is, there's like a sign up there today that says, sorry, no carnitas today. And so I heard mom go, oh, so there's no carnitas. - That was her. - Oh yeah, she's like, of course you want the pork. - All right, I guess. So there's, for real, there's no carnitas. No, but they put up the sign for fun. - Oh wait, I was you. Oh, we have enough. - I'm here every day. There's not something to brag 'em out, okay? - Exactly. - Anyway, this is what happens when you get them all episode. - Yeah, there's so many people to judge. I don't even know how we're gonna talk about the TV show. - No, I mean, we are literally-- - I hope they can hear us. It seems so crazy loud in the air. - They can hear us. I can see us, that's it, they can hear us. So we are literally next to a hot dog and a stick. And there's plenty to talk about, but we really, we only have Angie for about 20 more minutes. So we need to jump in and talk about Dr. Phil. I know, yeah, follow us on Facebook, facebook.com/watchworkrapins and support us on Patreon, on patreon.com/watchworkrapins and subscribe me, get bonus episodes and things like that, real fun. So anyway. (laughing) - Wow. - And listen to the four calling out podcast because we are on the next two episodes, super fun with those women. - That was so fun. So we talked about Cam on Dr. Phil for a while on that. - But we're gonna talk about it now some more. We're gonna go even more in depth. Okay, so I thought this hour of Dr. Phil was like sublime. I thought it was so deeply satisfying and entertaining. What did you guess then? - You know that that was rare for him too 'cause the other episodes that week are like, my husband's a tranny and then what was the other one? It was like, my husband's banging my sister or something. - Wow. - He scored. - My husband broke the lawnmower and now I want to get the truth. But what I loved was the episode is all of like 30 seconds old and Dr. Phil was already going in on him. He's like, I've been sitting here, ready for the interview and she's in a room and she's getting her hair done and came back. - Carla's in a hair. - It was like, Cam, don't you know the last thing you want to do is get on Dr. Phil's bad side. You don't want to be making him wait. Very first thing is she makes him wait. I was like, oh, you were in trouble, Cam Richards. - And also she's just, it was so uncomfortable because it was just like the interview, everything that had like, everything you expect an addict to do, like she did, like just stalling and all those excuses. - Yeah, she got the story lined up. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, starting off on the wrong foot. Like, what else, what does she have to do? - I also thought it was very interesting that she chose to wear a ballroom dancing outfit to the interview. - Wait, I thought she was wearing this. - Did you notice she was wearing this thing with like this black in the middle, big red sleeves? I was like, expecting her to go after the mirror ball trophy. - Well, it's like she didn't, she knew she was there because of her drunken outburst, but she thought she was there for a celebrity interview, you know? Like, no one is gonna ask you questions about your four lines on revenge, okay, bitch? This is all about like, you already open the bathroom or whatever. - And then the way she-- - I haven't driven me, it's ugly to me, yeah. - Well, I also love the way that she opened up the interview. - Came up with some little jail trips talking about prices. - Well, the best is though she opens up the interview by saying, I've been very strong person as she's like half crying. - Yeah. - You really said that with a lot of conviction game, that's real, the sign is straight. Like, I'm a really strong person. (laughing) - And it can still, unfortunately, has that, like she's an addict, but she also has that horrible, like, LA entitlement thing, like, well, you know, I'm a VIP, like, you know, and even just when she's talking about the hotel, like, well, I've been going there since I was-- - It's a safe place. - A safe place. - It's a safe place. And she's like, I'm, I've been bringing him in here and we've been acting boo the night since I was six and so when I saw people saying, "Me, things on Twitter, I went there." - And he went to a bar. (laughing) - He went to a bar. - He said, "I was at a table, in a bar. "Now I got a bar, this was safe in a bar." - Yeah. - And a bar, she's like, "Yes." - But, you know, I believe that her mother did take her there every day at six years old and the bar hooking up with man and shit. - It's probably like, no, it's probably like every time a guy walks into the bar, half, half lean, probably pulled out, pulled out a little stereo, it was like, "Play." And then Kim gets out there, does a little jig, she goes, "No, no, no, no, no, no." With a little bow in her hair. I'm like, "Witch, my fan, bitch, my fan." She probably had one of those things where it's like, "Yes, I'm selling you a rose." They like, give her a dollar. She's a rose. The Tasha strings, they walk away. She pulls the rose back. - Oh yeah. - Like in an old Charlie Javel movie. - If you give me half of your empire, I'll give you my mother's vagina. - Yeah, so her background is actually very sad. And my biggest opinion of watching Kim Richards on Dr. Phil was that it was really sad. I mean, I guess I've always had like a bit of sadness, but Kim's mostly fun to talk about because she's in denial and stuff like that. So to see her being like, I mean, in her mind, I'm sure a cat, or like, confronting, and just watching her break down and her veins popping out all over, I just felt bad. - I actually, believe it or not, I actually did not feel bad and I did not feel sad. I thought it was, this may sound mean, I thought it was highly entertaining. But more so, I thought it was like, it felt good to finally have someone calling her on a ship. Because you know, so she starts the interview with this sort of like false accountability, right? She's like, "Well, I have to do this. I have to exercise more. I have to get on a program." She's like, "Are you gonna do something about this?" - Yeah. - Oh yeah. Why do you go to him? - She thought this was gonna be a PR thing. She thought she was gonna be able to do her medical-- - What is wrong with her? - And Dr. Trump. - Dr. Trump. - Yeah, yeah. - I would not have any of it. She, well, first she starts talking about like how, you know, the show's just really hard and the fans are so hard on me. - Which is not true. - Yeah, but yeah, she's also proclaiming everyone. - No, she is, but I was, when she was saying that stuff, she was saying like, "Oh, you know, people say I'm trying. People say I'm a bad mutt." And I was like, "Yeah, like, no, Attic." She'd be going and reading that stuff. - No, I mean, I do believe it is hard. - Yeah, yeah. - But again, it's like her, that's the place where she goes first instead of saying, "Well, I struggle with this or that." It's like she blames outwardly first. - Oh, of course, yeah. - Instead of just saying, you know, work was really stressful this year and it broke me down. I'm like, I just got so stressed out and I can't cope and that's what I do, I turn to drinking. But there wouldn't have been a whole hour if she just, you know, there wouldn't be any Kim Richards drunken storyline if she could just do that. It's like, she's just in the stage where she can't admit it and I don't know. The best part to me was just watching Dr. Phil. I mean, that guy is hysterical. - He just goes in the back. - I just had two inches of back down. - Yeah. - What'd you say to him? - Like a pancake. - Yeah, out of a gamma pancake. - Did you have that out of one of those dumpsters at apartment buildings because there's so much garbage that they need a giant square instead of a little tiny cut? You mean, what the hell, Kim? Was that out of the water fountain in the middle of Rome? I mean, how big was that bucket? But the best was that like, the story is like, you can't see it on the podcast, but like her fingers were like this, then this, the bigger and bigger side. - Yeah, it was just this, it was just this, it was just like-- - So I was trying to figure out, so she went to see her daughter, and then they weren't drinking with her, right? - No, she said, didn't she say she went out of town somewhere to see her daughter? - She went to see the one that I think is more, - It's 78, no, it's something. - She's judging La Jolla. La Jolla, yeah, so then she, she drank there and then drove all the way back to the pole just like an hour and a half drive. - I mean, there were holes in her story, there were holes in her story, and Dr. Phil did a really good job of the pole-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And all of that, he was like, well, well, for it before any of that happened, 'cause we're getting ahead of ourselves, because there's a lot of stuff that even happened before it starts on their stories. - I would just like to give a mall update really quick. (laughing) We've been here now for 45 minutes, no one, and I mean no one, it's cute. (laughing) I mean, come on, America, let's make an effort, all right? - Yeah, and this is-- - That the men lining up for Hot Dog on a Stick have not exactly been top tier specimens. - There must be a really popular cholo in the valley, because that's the look we're going for today, 'cause even people with jobs are like, I'm gonna mark her on some eyebrows. - Well, the odds are stacked against us just by inherently being in Blendale. - Yeah, Blendale is like the Toledo of LA. (laughing) - I don't even know what that means. (laughing) 'Cause I've never-- - There's a lot of here. - This is probably the hairiest-- - Also, I would like to thank people over the hill, I mean not old people, but like, there's a hell you have to go over to get here. So I'd like to thank people on this side of the hill for being fat, because I usually have to go to Texas to get this, okay? I actually don't feel at a place. - You're not fat, why are you so skinny now? Look at this. - I've been there telling, it's a roller coaster, and I appreciate these people being on, you know, on the bottom of it. - You should do like in a subdivision, just meaning you should just come over here. I can be with you and you can be a valley field. - It's like no one will recognize me, you have to be famous for that to work. - You are, you are. - Oh, so anyway, I'm sorry, I know what to do. - No, it's fine. - Shocker. - Oh, that's a hot person. Oh, wait, they're on the TV. (laughing) - I was like, do you see, I cray my neck around, I'm like, what? - We all turn around. - As if it was like some like boat taking us to safety. (laughing) Like, we're here, we're here. - Now leasing to ugly people only, please. - Yeah. - Equal opportunity leases. - By the way, for those of you who want to get some context on the mall, this is the mall that's down the highway, from where Eileen had her film festivals. (laughing) Put down the highway. - Yep. - So, okay, so back to this special, so Kim is saying, people are saying, mean things about her, so then she tells Dr. Phil, she's like, I was just, I was so tired of being talked about. So, my question is, if you're tired of being talked about, so you get drunk and then make a scene and get arrested and kick a police officer, as if no one's gonna talk about that. - Well, even that story, she was trying to make herself such the victim, and it was hilarious. She's like, well, I had two inches, 'cause Twitter, I mean, ah, I'm gonna pay a bullshit all over me. I got him a car with Apollo land, 'cause it's you, my mom's dead. - It's like, okay, victim. - And then, these people call me over. - And he's like, did you drink? - No, now the bar isn't even open. - And he's like, uh, Finn, what were you doing here? What were you doing there? - I was just talking to my booth. My mom's dead, and I'm talking to these people, and he's like, did they invite you over? - I don't know, I don't remember. - Who were they? - Uh, I don't know. - I love him. I know, I love when she's like, sorry to them, and I made her day to tell me to go back to where I was, and Garth was like, so you're at a bar, and I made her day, came over, and he did something enough about where people socialize, where people meet new people, and they talk to each other, and you did something so egregious that the made her day had to come over and tell you to go back to the bar. - I remember that part. - Listen, the made her day was like, listen, you're safe places over there, and I can see you're not feeling safe, so please go to your safe place, that way you can feel bad about yourself. It was really nice of him. - It just, I mean, she's so, I think that's what I keep going back to, is this entitled thing, like, she keeps saying, like, it's sort of like this thing, like, well, you know, I belong there, and like, this person was trying to make me feel as if I didn't belong, like, it was just very much just saying of like, this is like, Beverly Hills, this is where I go, this is where I go. - You're following her, if I want to call some guy, my uncle in the right is left for a while. - I can do that, and it's just like, and how dare someone actually call me out. - Right, yeah. - But I was just sitting there. - Yeah, she's like, I'm in the police, can't you? So I went through the bathroom. - Yeah. - And he's like, well yeah, because you wouldn't come out. - Why is she scared of taking some time? - And he said, well, why did you, he said, why did you kick, why did you kick the officer? And she said, I didn't like her, they were treating me. - Yeah, click down, I'm aware of this. No one likes other police treatment. - Yeah. - You know, she's like, she's scared. - She's so scared that she kicked. I mean, there were so many crazy things she said, also, even before she was telling the story, you know, Dr. Phil was asking her about, like it's been sober, whatever. And she says, I have not drunk once this season on camera. - On camera? - I was like, oh, on camera? - Yeah. - Because this before she-- - She was drunk, she was drunk. - She was drinking before she revealed on the show that she had had a few drinks. So the fact that she was like, well, just not on camera. As if somehow then, it's like, it's okay because my on camera persona is sober. So therefore-- - Oh, that poor thing could not remember her life at all. She was like, well, I haven't had a job. - I had one drink. - I mean, I haven't had a drink for three and a half years, I mean, I maintain my sobriety. - Well, yeah, I mean, one child, I drink. - I mean, I drink. - What is the point? Do they pay, 'cause, you know, do they pay her? - I don't, well, some of them do, but I don't think it was for money. I think it's because it was such a public relations nightmare for her that they, her kids, you know, her kids were probably like, mom, you have to do something. - What kind of public is this like? - You know, he's gonna bring you, I mean-- - Well, she's at the point where no one can handle her, like a whole crew of Beverly Hills can't even deal with her. - So do you think the kids, 'cause it was an intervention, so do you think the kids kind of, you know, like kind of corralled her? - Yeah, I think the other kids looked actually happy. Believe it or not, they were sort of like smiling. - They knew it was coming. - They were like excited. They were excited for this, and they were like, and by the way, those kids leave the room whenever they're, they confront her about it at home, you know, she's like, I know it's gonna be a mess. - Those kids were totally poised. - Awesome. - Yeah. - Oh my God, you guys, I'm sorry, also there's a lady in a plastic peshmina with a bum. Oh my God. - I thought it was. - Her head looks like a hooker. - She has gigantic plastic Chanel errands. That is awesome. - On mania, on a budget teller. - Yeah. (laughing) And she has a mini-awesome. - She's like, why am I always hot? Because you're wearing a plastic peshmina, okay? - Wow. - You're so good a hot dog. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry Ben. It's okay. I'm the worst. No, it's okay, so No, just all I was gonna say is that the kids were like totally poised and they they had like they're talking But they knew what they were doing. We're not crying and they were like scared. Yeah, and yeah, or at least talk to each other We're like one kid's missing is that When they wasn't there and it's we're the one that also has problems I don't know what you know, the son the son had was the one who had like a mental breakdown running around Make it or something, but he was there like you need to get it together He's like yeah, but you're still taking all those Well, what I what I liked then was that so like midway through the show Kim revealed that oops She has actually had a few drinks over the course the past few months And to the doctor before that yeah, but that's it and then doctors like so during let's watch like the stuff from the reunion and He's like well, why didn't you know you were saying that you have not struggled with you have not been struggling Disarbriety yadda yadda yadda that was a moment of honesty at least and she was like well She's like I wanted to tell the house wise that they were right and then she starts to cry She's like but you know, they just weren't making it easy for me I was like they could not have actually been any easier. They were saying like like we think you are need to be in like recovery Or whatever you really good addict and she should been like I am I am and I'm sorry Whatever like and it says she just blames them. It's like their fault that she wasn't able to lie And every time you really matter why she why she was badgering them every time he really had her in the corner It was my mom Like shut up ma'am like you can't just bring people in your house I'm glad he called her out about the dog thing and she was and she also said she was yeah And I'm glad he said well the dog thing who cares a dog been a kid nobody meant to do is when it was a very good point It was a battlefield about two things that are going deeper because she was like She also said one of the reasons why she didn't say anything on the reunion was because She hadn't seen Kyle in five months and was like nervous. So in a way, it's like oh now It's Kyle's Falls in a way like what the Kyle's situation etc So then I Think at this point the kids came in right because at that point Dr. Phil Asin about Brandi Glanville Toxic I was like yeah Actually think what and he's like well, you know, I think she is a good friend for you But she's toxic of like make up your mind. Okay. You guys can't be so wishy watching well the girls were diplomatic You could tell the girls were like trying to just play fair But now I don't think any of them like her. No, I don't think so at all She's been there she's not toxic cuz you know like she's not a song on the radio. I don't understand She's not Britney Spears like I don't think that she drinks with her But I don't think that I Think the other girls confront her and Brandy doesn't I don't think Brandy like gives her alcohol or whatever But I also think Brandi turns the other way Kim's behavior and others don't or it's more like Brandy Maybe enables Kim in the excuse department. Yes, so when so when Kim Kim has all these excuses and Brandi being fit. She's like, you're right. Yeah, isn't there Kyle's bathroom. Yeah, and then Kim gets more convicted With her excuses and maybe that allows her to yes You know to drink more or as dr. Phil says you serve her coping energy Brandy did say at the beach when she was on the beach with Jennifer having to talk about him and She's like well, it's so much more than you even know Yeah, she made some comment like that to where she knows Kim's taking the pills, but it's not your job as a friend She tells somebody listen you're relapsing on your your drug use your alcoholism That stuff happens all the time so it is tricky like the thing the thing that makes me crazy with Kim is not that She's an addict or that she's drunk all the time like I don't mind that I'm mind that she's just blaming everybody else All right shit. I hate that and you can't just it's sort of like the whole thing is when Lisa came in She's like us Lisa's cuz everybody else sort of walks around it like whoa. All right, well This is that the Lisa's like wait, huh? What's wrong with you? Like she immediately is like no, this isn't normal That also most people are so probably like beat down from her behavior tired of her behavior used to see in her behavior so they just ignore it or they just don't want to deal anymore and I think if I came into a new group of people with generally new group of people and and one person was I was told that one person is sober and is no longer drinking and then that person does something that is totally indicative of them Being not sober. I would be like Everyone I think there's actually a problem. Yeah Or you even say the person like wait You know like she don't like have you been drinking? You know, just like I thought the storyline because Kim got so mad about it If she just said thank you for talking about me and asking if I'm okay, but I'm okay I'm doing fine, but she's not doing fine. So she went into alcoholism defense mode, which is like I yeah Yeah, I do wish that dr. Phil would have been able to ask Kim about Like Lisa Rinna and ask him and ask him and be like well does why doesn't she have a right to ask these questions? But I guess that wasn't the purpose of the show the purpose was really the focus on Kim But I was really I really wanted him to it was it was funny when they showed the housewives clips Because they just look out of content I mean they're horrifying enough when you're watching those reunions because it really is just bloodshed Right, but when you see it out of context on a show like that. It just looks 10 times trash here They're like he's like well all right here. We are Let's see what you were just acting like a few weeks ago and they cut to the reunion She's screaming and yelling like a drunk idiot, and he's like so there you were so you weren't drunk now Oh, so you're just learning and screaming like aluminum She's like she's like I wasn't doing cuz I was drunk So then he literally goes she didn't drink on the show She was just slurring and belligering angry because she's a slurry belligering angry woman. Yeah, and she's a bit And she am a laugh. She's like that Still a teenager the other thing that I really like that he did was he he bullet pointed all the reasons she drinks Yes, and I thought that was actually you could tell like she really took that in cuz I was sort of like Yes, like she has had a hard hard time Especially the whole thing with the guy getting killed while she's on the phone Oh, yeah, I don't know where she's like, you know He's like you know, maybe one of the reasons why you drink is I mean, I don't know anyone who's been talking on the phone with someone they get shot dead the lovely love gets shot dead It's just like but just just a puddle of tears I mean, he's not really doctor feel is really mastered that kind of Oprah thing of like that was a dig But it was in this kind of sort of empathetic way like it was good for her But it's also for everybody to understand like this woman's experience a lot of trauma Yeah, I don't think you've actually been pretty legitimate shit. Yeah, so we did it while you did some drinks Yeah, she was you. I don't I don't think any idea that and this was coming towards her It's like he doesn't he does not sure could it really he was like that is melt down maulering I've seen better durable mothers and they eat their babies look like little pencil or races That is not a hot dog on a stick that is a hot dog in a bun in a trash can everyone angie has to go just to leave them all I was gonna say her hot dog on a stick cup is at least staying but it was she took and he actually did get a hot dog No, but but the thing was that you know Kim. I love how Kim approaches Dr. Phil in the beginning is like I love your show. I've been watching it forever. I DVR episodes just such bullshit because if she watched the show She totally have known that she was walking into She was absolutely destroyed so then as the error comes to an end Dr. Phil's like well What if I've told you we've arranged or rehab it's on us would you go? She can't be out of state. I have a list of demands. I think she listed it She's like I only got green on my namas for breakfast And then I don't eat lunch, but I want found you for dinner, and I'm not gonna budge like you can't do that and rehab I'm not going He's like it has to be nearby has to be nearby and he's like well or get out that so the kids are like mom Just go just go. She's like fine. It's like well. We've arranged for you a rehab nearby here in Malibu Yeah, and she storms that and then dr. Phil basically was like I wanted her to Come up with all her excuses first and then we would tell her where it was because then she had no more excuses She storms out. Oh I have stress. I have stress. She runs down the hallway. The best part of this was for kids You know seeing their side of it and what they've been dealing with when they're like mom come on He's offering you free rehab. Just go. You need to do it. Oh, you get out of here You get out of here. You can try me secret keeper like mom. We're not it's not a secret It's you know, you need to go and take care of yourself I don't mean nothing. Well, you're still you know pills pot and booze Yeah, that was the other thing that basically the son out of her is doing more than booze like all that stuff It was I mean she really She got and then I think that's probably one of public's must have stepped in because You know two days later Kim went to rehab, right? But she probably went to read like she said by the doctor Phil though He came and he's like well I just came by by the dressing room to say bye and she goes from screaming and crying and like having a fucking fit Which also goes to show how she can totally pull it together In like a totally a totally fake way to give off this impression that she is totally fine her little teenage voice no Yeah, I love him. I loved it. Well, I I hope she heals not too much because I need her to still be funny If she's gonna be on this show, but she probably won't she probably won't be on the show We've talked about Kim so much this season and we were just on that other podcast talking about Kim Yeah, I'm glad to be done with this bitch for a while. I can't all right Kim We are closing the book on Kim until next week When we open it up again No, no, it's over no more Kim. Well, then why don't we move on to what do you want to talk about real houses in New York? Sure, all right So real house was in New York, so we actually so I don't have like my extensive notes today It started to do this by men's okay. I think it started with Bethany's birthday party Bethany decides to have a birthday party, right? Yeah, isn't that how it started more or less basically? Yeah, I mean who cares. Yeah, exactly I don't remember exactly exactly how it started but Bethany had a birthday party and she invited everyone except Kristin and Derinda Okay, first of all Bethany is the biggest One of the biggest assholes on TV right now I guess she forgot the episode of her show where she had a nervous breakdown in the bathroom because her husband was Dick enough to throw her a birthday party. Do you remember that? Oh? Jason threw her birthday party and she's like, I don't like to celebrate my birthday I don't like it and he threw her one and she started throwing a bit and ran into the bathroom and sobbed and then screamed at him Like how could you do this to me? That's my birthday my mother blah blah blah, but now it's okay. She's like, oh I had a birthday because this year I'm fine. I don't know why I don't know why She's I mean even just her talking about the birthday. She's like, you know every year every year birthday comes up And I'm oh it's like oh my god. It's already November 3rd and it's like my my I'm so important today. My mom's 20th birthday I'm like just shut up. Yeah, it's like I hate my birthday so much and I just told America the exact date of it So they'll be sending me something on November. Yeah, Center a skinny girl greeting card the new line My card was so thin you just didn't see it telling sorry But the thinnest card I could find this publish but is I had this event of them to write it It's so skinny. I had this event. I was like chef panning for a recipe in the sky almost sent you some skinny girl darling But we're in the we're in the furbing mall darling. There are none of those. Yeah, let's have to get you a tight coat That's all right darling. I'm in and lost it with Bethany Franco because she's mad that I'm coming out with skinny vase It's a smaller vase. We've got more flowers in the - called skinny woman skinny skinny darling skinny darling Monchines at any age Penny, can you make some low cow salmon moose, please? Fennie formant into a ball darling put a wrapper on it and call it an egg chef Penny don't put so much sugar in the tuna tartan needs to be good for Bethany's birthday is just like a dinner, right? So she I think although only once she actually invited was Ramona out of all of the girls because later when she had the fight She said well, I didn't even invite Carol I just happened to see a rat and I thought oh Carol's here So I'll invite her and then she said can I bring Heather and I said yeah, and Heather's like so I was your plus one She's like yeah Well, I mean so what I don't know you, but I don't even know anyone. No no no no no and the reason That she's a bitch is because you're on the same cast and you do things together and when you Don't invite two people they feel left out. That's not weird Bethany. Yeah, exactly plus I don't know. Can you talk about plus ones? If okay, let me let me back up my thought when the birthday party dinner party happened I got the impression that invitations or former formal phone calls went out or an e-vite That was like you're invited to this dinner party and you can bring a guest because there's all this discussion because Sonya's plus one brought a plus one also, which was pretty rude. I thought of course it's rude if they're 20 They're 20 no miles. No, it's rude that guy looks so impressed that he was drinking wine a and wine in a glass When they did a cheers his friend went oh, yeah, we're doing the cheers in a wine glass There's a by the way, it's a jacked jacked gentleman walking by it's sort of like the the Armenian version of a guido Yeah, it's kind of hot. No, no Ronnie doesn't know Ben. No Oh But so anyway Let's go say so anyway, so I I was on the impression that there was sort of like a formal plus one situation, but then when Bethany says oh, yeah, I saw Carol and then Carol's you can't bring Heather, so Heather When you do it like that doesn't feel like it's a plus one situation, right? No, it's just like it's just like a party like oh, yeah She rented out a room So it's not like she had a certain number of people that could be there She runs out of room for her birthday that you know Bravo is paying for because she's doing it on camera or the restaurant is donating it Because she's doing it on camera, then she doesn't want to invite anybody from the cast to come like fuck you bitch Yeah, you're on the show with 20 other women or how many of her cast members are this year? You don't get to get the free shit and not do the work, but so lame. That's like a Kim Richards She's like I want everything free, but I don't want to have to interact with anybody I want a big problem skinny skinny girl in the middle of the table and that's it Yeah, and you know what one thing that bothered me about this birthday dinner And we mentioned it on the other podcast is that it really bothered me when Bethany then got up on the table It's our dancing to me. It was like a so It was so pre-planned and she's like oh well. I want to show people I'm fun You know cuz I'm fun Bethany so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna like get on the table and dance It'll be it'll be hilarious and people think I'm like free-spirited and like the best. It's like it just felt so thirsty yeah, when she went into her hotel room and the hotel had given her Birth flowers or a happy birthday card or something. It made me almost sad when she was like, oh my god This is so nice. I'm gonna. I'm gonna keep this card. I'm gonna keep it. It's like, oh God Poor thing. It's probably like the closest friend. She has right now, you know employees Yeah, exactly Bellhop's who the hell else could hang out with her if she is even toning it down a little bit for TV Which I'm sure she is. Yeah, she's just awful like she was awful the whole episode I'm surprised that you didn't get a happy birthday thing from like The American homeless society, you know, because you know, she's homeless guys. It's like no one even sent me soup Yeah, I mean get a gamble soup. Where's my non-perishable? It's like listen if you're gonna give me something don't just buy me a sandwich in a store Do you know how rude that is like maybe I don't want to sound maybe I want to turkey I mean give me the money if I'm gonna buy boots with it. That's my choice. I'm homeless But then later in the episode they go she goes to dinner with Heather and Dorinda and Carol and they're all having fun at first even though Bethany's being totally rude the whole time and making dead husband jokes to the widows and Talking about how she needs to figure out how to remarket the word What is it widow widow that or something? Like no, it was a late late husband Yeah, something you know, we gotta do it. You know it skinny corpse skinny corpse. That's why I'm going for it. Look. I'm going For skinny corpse. You want to die do it in a skinny corpse coffin. Let me say you decomposed fastest So you're thinning when you're dead faster Quick decomposition skinny corpse corpse on a stick But you're by the way, so the funny thing when they all got together for this thing is that like Heather get there is like hey, Beth Hey, Beth. Oh god. I was having I was having lunch with Beth before So like is it so hard to say Bethany Bethany like those two syllables are really hard and Heather's like Come on. It's my thing. Would you rather me call you be? It's my thing. Okay. I'm urban and that's what they do. Yeah, like, you know, your crib is fly, Beth You're on fleek Beth. We'll still learn that in a couple years. Yeah, two years down the line Yeah, she's like well if you're not more polite to me, you're never gonna get it ever gonna get it back I'm outy 5,000 back He's like listen, I heard it through the grapevine fact So do I So are you talk ECT that So they're having fun even though I think Bethany's still being a terrorist and being really rude But he's like just like she's just in a constant state of rolling her eyes over everything, you know, yeah, everyone else is stupid, you know All right, Harry guys screaming fuck you at the guy from Tokyo grill. I'd love to see a war between the Yeah, I'm very interested to see what's gonna happen. Yeah me too. So for those people who aren't here Which is all of you? There's a guy who's Talking to He's actually hovering I know he saw us look at him. I know I'm like you can't look at that. He's actually like really mad right now I know so hard if you can't look cuz he will help yell at us He's mad at someone we're trying very hard who though I thought he was the only kid the guy from Tokyo bro. He's like he just probably learned about him. It's G today or something He's currently complaining to people Hot dog on a stick. No, no, no, not a hot dog got a stick. Oh the Brazilian place. Yeah Yeah I Might say he's a hot dog in a stick now. Oh my god. He's angry. He needs to take those meds from a cds bag You know something happened at the Tokyo grill. There's drums at the food court right now. That's all I gotta say Yeah, there is some there are some drums now He's complaining to the hot dog on a stick lady and trying to come on to work out of here anger man Something something happened. He literally yelled fuck you bitch. I wonder if you could hear it probably get in here Listen an upper arm wax would make you feel better than you'll ever know telling darling get your eyebrows threaded up on the third floor Back wax thread telling get that thing shaped into a hot side of him off a little more positivity Yeah, now he's like hitting on the hot dog on a stick. Is he still angry? He looks less angry. He's trying to hit on a girl I really just saw me looking at him again. Goddamn it. He has those speedy little eyes, too I do not like being in public. It's scary here. Scary things happen to Gondol Galleria Okay, my god that lady is wearing a plaid with a pattern scar and a fisherman's hat Yeah, it's like it's like murder. She wrote on terribly terribly. It's like murder. She wrote but not solving any crimes What happened to Jessica Fletcher darling she gave up and started mixing platinum patterns. She went to the Gondol Galleria darling She wants a hot topic She's like I'm here to solve the crime of the hairy upper arms graffiti eyed man screaming at the Tokyo grill It turns out my neighbor was framed for it, but he didn't do it after all So anyway, I think we're at a way to work in a life and back to Beth news Okay, so Bethany, so this is we're jumping around the episode black eyes a huge dick. I'm so sorry But I can't look without being Two mongas when I was there like seriously bigger than us back. It's bigger than his army back You guys seriously think whoever started this trend of not wearing underwear in public. Thank you I'm loving it. That was amazing. I only got a very quick side that robot guys without gigantic dick That is got to be awful Because because it's such a stereotype I know I know it's so gross for me to look but of course every time someone passes. I immediately look at their dick I'm a guy. I mean, I'm a guy who likes guys. You know guys are always looking at boobs I always look at the package and that was it. That was a special delivery. Yeah black eyes Bigger than his duffel bag telling all right. It was like a hot dog on a stick Someone smog the hot dog got a stick out of the Glendale gallery and put it in his pants Although you know people like that you have very sweaty balls because they're not wearing underwear And I think underwear is a very important part of not having sweaty nuts. This is an important message You know it this is something that maybe people should be aware of when they are Getting excited about three ballers. Yes, don't know when hot then otherwise. Oh cute little girl though Look that guy could put his penis inside somebody. How did that happen? You you have such a better view than I do No one can get laid. No one comes through my view. You get to see everyone in a airport. Yeah Or so and you know we're talking earlier today at Starbucks about like our body insecurities and you know Like trying to get in shape to keep up with so-and-so. I'm glad we were talking about it. I know I've been thinking about it because you know all it takes is a little confidence I mean that guy made a baby with somebody like somebody actually not only laid there long enough for him to like Flymax but like is raising a baby with him like Bruce Jenner doesn't even have a vagina yet. He's loving it He hasn't fun. He's Jenner literally had breasts and he's able to make two babies for Cristina Yeah, and he's like totally loving his body and having fun, you know Yeah, I'm just saying is confidence. You know it's confident. I'm done. I can't MJ MJ telling MJ. Yes. So anyway So anyway, so so they're all talking. They're at the having drinks and so Heather brings up and it was not Heather's place to say this so she gets dinged for that, but she said it. I think as Politically and inoffensively as you can. Well, she says like she says everything like she's talking to a five-year-old Hey, Beth. I have one thing I want to talk to you about. It's you know, it's nobody. It's not that deep But you know, I was talking to Kristen and she was she was a little offended that feelings were her feelings were a little hurt That she got invited. Oh god. I can't take it. I'm tired. I'm tired about this discussion. Oh my god I'm I'm already asleep. Just wake me up. I got the sketches of I'm gonna I mean really I were doing this. Oh my god. Like I was like what if I like who cares like nobody like who cares? What is this math class because I'm sleeping? I'm sleeping here. Yeah, I'm not I'm not paying attention Was there a quadratic equation because this is like calculus and I'm so bored over there. Oh my god. I'm sick Yeah, I mean that's just a wrong reaction and she made it so awkward because she's so aggressive That she couldn't just listen and say well It was just a party for a few of my friends and I didn't even think about it to be honest I mean, I didn't mean to be rude, but the fact is she did think about it you know, and I've been reading contests on our facebook page as I do 20 times a day and Someone was I think it's you Mary Suzanne Bruce over there And I read your comment because she gets I love that she gets so angry about the shows You know, she like like has this righteous anger, which I love And uh, she was saying, you know, I can't believe no one's talking about this, but fuck Heather It's not uh, I don't know if you said fuck. I'm you know, you know, I'm not quoting spirit was that yeah I'm I'm in Mary Suzanne Bruce spirit right now. All right Ever, uh, I can't believe that that's even confusing to people. She doesn't even know that girl What the hell should she invite her that's ridiculous. Okay in real life. You're absolutely correct You don't have to invite everybody you've ever met to your birthday and it doesn't make sense But this is not real life It's a tv show where they're all cast to be on the same tv show and Bethany is uh Purposely Setting the old school people aside from the new school people so that she doesn't have to film with them or include them Like she's gonna take over the show, but you're not gonna take over the show. Yeah, don't be a bitch I mean the the truth is the truth is that she knows christian as well as she knows christian as well as she knows Uh, heather as well as she knows carol basically, but she said that she didn't even invite them. She just happened to see carol She was like, oh, you know when you see somebody out and then you're like, oh, well, you're actually nice Why don't you come? Isn't it funny that isn't it funny that Bethany is like all about the oh well, you know, I saw her So I decided to impose as an invader and yet last week when the way I was like, oh, yeah, I saw kelly ben simon And I decided to impose as an invader Bethany's like, no, it's not cool. It's not that all Bethany's all about social races last week and this week I mean, it doesn't take someone with like three brain cells to know that if you're gonna invite If carol's coming and heather's coming and basically the entire group is coming except for christian That it's mean just just the way it's not cool For louan to invite kelly ben simon and not tell Bethany, you know, like don't act as if like I'm just too busy like it's like whatever just was spontaneous because you were mad at louan for doing the same Shit to you last week. Yeah, and then I love when heather was saying well, you know, I think i already said this but I I love when heather was like, well Oh, so wait, you weren't gonna invite me either. So i'm carol plus one and she's like, yeah, basically She's like, oh, okay Like, yeah, I don't know you. Why would I invite you? Why why is it so weird that I wouldn't invite you? I don't even know this is what i am. I'm sorry. I was like, I wasn't gonna invite Apparently, but I happened to see her and I liked her so I thought why not? I love my part. Yeah, so rude. Yeah, I didn't say that you asked me and I answered the truth like she's Well, I mean, I know. Oh, yeah, because someone just plopped into our table. We're so okay. We're okay Um, yeah, you know, she's just really rude heather is obnoxious. I get it She does talk down to people condescendingly. I get it I still like her though because I agreed with when she said, you know, why are you being that way? Like she legit or like, why are you being crazy? What's wrong with you? Heather was right. It was not Heather's place to introduce this entire thing However, Heather was right. She could have just been like, you know, what you say? Oh, you know, I I didn't I didn't invite christen because I didn't really know her Sorry her feelings were hurt, but you know the next time I see her, I'll smooth it over because that's what a normal person do But Bethany's like, oh, why would I oh? I don't even know you press and then uh durinda Oh my god. There's a cute person. This never happens And he's really oh my god. He's so made up for the other ones. Oh well from further away Okay, stand right there. Stay there. Stay there. You're coming too close. You're going too close. Back away, back away I'm going you're morphing into the rest of them darling. Go back. Go back Darling, darling. Shep is throw some flatbread at him. Distracts and make sure he's not fucking Oh, this is hilarious. So, um, uh love your iphone's five seed telling. Love the color. Come on over here Have a seat have a seat on ten slap telling No, you can't sit on my lap and be far away. All right, walk on far away Clearly wonderful clear the almost hot person clear him There's another cute one. Oh, of course. They know each other. Of course, only two cute people in here know each other I love them just like turning around just like me. Oh, and they're also both far away cute. Okay. So anyway, darling What was the point I forgot? Uh, we're just like about Bethany's a bitch. Um, yeah, she really is I don't even think the whole shoot you invite someone or shouldn't you or blah blah blah. I don't even think that's important It's just she's an asshole. That's it. She's an asshole. She doesn't know how to deal with anything Watching her in the hotel room being dressed by somebody. I'm like, come on. Please Bethany spare me And one of our listeners, um Wrote a comment, which is so true. She's just like, you know, I feel like Bethany is trying to be like You know, uncle Shecky at the Catskills everything's like tips in the chat, you know, like everything is like her one liners are like A little that makes sense They're just I that's the thing. It's making me the craziest like I mentioned this last week But when she was saying like what it's like what is that? It's like a bad hand thought. I mean, what is that? It's like that doesn't even doesn't even correspond to what you're talking about like Come on. She's just big of effort She she just acting like she's doing everyone from the producers to the cast members to viewers a giant favor Yeah, and like and like showing us that she's doing the favorites. Like it's like, you know what Bethany? As I said on the for crying out loud podcast I think that carol and dorinda have become the recourse is and you're no longer the recourse. You're just like this like really Annoying lady right now When dorinda said well, you know, I'll admit I was kind of you know, I mean I was a little hurt in a way too that I wasn't invited I was like, oh seriously. Oh seriously now you too. Well, I mean, it was superficial, but it was like a little I mean sorry Yeah Like oh shut up. I mean why would I I don't even know you. Why would I invite you? I mean it's ridiculous. That's stupid. That's stupid Exactly She was like the one person's not invited. It's rude. It's rude. You know, my mother never invited me to things My mother didn't invite me to her own wedding So I would never I go to weddings. I have a pic. I cried. I cried. I can't help it. Okay, so what else happened on this? So dorinda gone to a fight with John. So something super interesting happening this year, metal flip flops is that people Watching how the this show polarizes Like people really fix sides, I think on this show more than the others because the personalities are so hardcore in New York But I find it very interesting a how many people who have turned against Bethany, which she deserves it But also people are polarizing like Dorinda, which I don't find Dorinda polarizing at all But today we you know on our facebook page a lot of people are like hater and uh Today on that other podcast Girls were like, no don't like her. She's too much and I would never act like that with my man You know at lunch or whatever because she went to dinner or lunch or whatever with her husband And they got in a fight because her daughter is more important than he is and she's always taking the daughter's side and He made a remark. He was like He made a passive dresser remark when she was done eating. Well, maybe you should call your daughter now or something Yeah, today they already fought about it. You better back up and back up fast, John Don't try and come between me and my daughter Mr. Jensen. You better back it up. You better back it up. Back it up. Back it up Back it up at all. Take off your balls, mister mister. I mean it's like what are you gonna wash those sequins? Wash those sequins right off the dress and off your attitude Um, I really like her. I'm finding her eye where I was fascinating. Yeah, and I also like that She doesn't seem to have had plastic surgery, right? She was a daughter. No, no, no the mom. Derinda. Oh, it's kind of sick. Of course. She has them. She's like 10 No, the daughter. I'm talking about the daughter's eyebrows. Oh, they're so big. They're like Brooke Shields from the 80s eyebrows That is like, no, you're a chubby chaser. Yeah, I find that to be a you know I'm really impressed with her confidence Um, yeah, she's annoying, but what teenager? Yeah, she's like it's like reasonably annoying, you know, it's like well She's 21 like she's not annoying the way other daughters on real house heads are She's just sort of like naturally annoying because she's young. Yeah, um, I mean, I'm I'm really enjoying Derinda I like that you know that she's going to tell everybody off at some point and I just see that in her personality And I actually really like her relationship with her daughter like when a daughter was basically saying you're a chubby chaser And Derinda just starts like cracking up. She's like, I am. Yes, it's true. It's true. It's true. Mr. Tets said It's true. I like Bonnie rubble more If it was up, but if it was between Fred and Bonnie, I'd have to look to see who had the hair of your feet I have to see who was ordering the dino ribs first You know why I like fat guys because they're harder to clean up after and it takes more of my time That's how she used to be on the Jetson like buzzing around with her a little So let's see Derinda that there was um, did I raise anything? Did anything have a walled carol when played ping pong? He got no, I like them It's hard to do it in here. You have to be louder. The only problem I had with that whole ping pong scene Is such a small thing, but I don't know if you noticed at the scene progress. There were ping pong balls all over the floor I was like pick up your damn ping pong balls They couldn't because the camera guys were standing there. So they couldn't do it I know but at the end they showed him walking out the basketball ping pong balls. It's like okay. They did it, but I was like it's bravo I'm sorry. No, it's just like I was like, well, it was a father. I was like there balls. Yeah, I know I noticed that too I was like, oh must be a be fun to be a busboy whenever bravo comes around They're just like I drop it But it's bravo trying to make a ping pong show because they're really obsessed with ping pong You have seen ping pong like 50,000 times on bravo. It's been on every show ping pong is the new vagina waxing darling big the the jazzle Darling, we'll put a ping pong table. You don't need to put a max slip and slide, darling. No, no, let's go Well, let's see stars to play some ping pong. We'll put it in pong. We'll call it pong pong Ping pong ping pong But a big planter on the table. They got hit the bar over it All right, I want a game like ping pong. All right. I want to invent our own game I want to game like ping pong sif penny but instead of instead of you know hitting a ball over in it I want it to be on a table and then there's a net in the middle and then you have little tennis rackets And then you hit the ball over that man. Yeah Tiny pong tiny tennis darling. Here's what you do. You get an ice cream super You go you make a scoop of make a scoop of tuna tartare you put in the freezer and once it's hard you start hitting it around on a ball Tartare pong darling do it right now very sexy ping tartare darling. It's called sup sexy unique pong Uh, so let's see what else happened in this so carol's dating a young guy. Okay, I approve of um. Yeah, I mean who cares? Yeah, but I do think it's very funny how women you know women have have this thing where they say men have a double standard Right, yeah, because it's okay for a man to do it But then whenever a woman doesn't everybody makes fun of them and blah blah blah. Well, I'm sorry But I see it the other way I think that women have a double standard because they're always complaining about mandating children And then when they do it, they see they say things like well, you know I think when they're between the ages of 29 in fact, they understand how to treat a woman It's like oh, okay. Oh, that's why oh, I get it No, I need to double smooth ass is that you're connecting on a spiritual level really because you sound like every man who's left his wife so far No, I I like what carol's like because she was basically saying that when they're really young They're too dumb to know any better when they're really old. They have enough experience to know how to like Children, but what I think the double standard is is that these women are totally shady to each other about being who is like, oh, well Some guys they aren't a man. I mean good for her, but you know, they don't believe good for her They just you know that they It's a total double center. They've been saturated mainly by the women and it's yeah It's another it's everybody's got him I guess but when she says things like oh, you know ages now Really dated an 80-year-old then Because I doubt we're ever gonna see that But um, I don't I actually do agree with her Bullshit excuse that it is totally fine. I mean I don't care. Yeah, he's hot. Why not? He's hot. He's into her. So yeah, I mean I beg him younger when I can you do what you can. Yeah Yeah, y'all get to go for that just be prepared for him to leave you when you turn 60. Yeah, I think she is I don't think she even think they're helping just have I don't think it's like a real She needs to stop missing her age. Oh, you should not do that when you're dating a yellow But a whole bunch of yellow and some flop some what do you call that? Was your ass spring. That's why I have yellow plates. What do you have yellow plates and yellow dishes? Those yellow pants around me of sunshine Some woman just walked by with a big yellow I know what this I'm sorry every time I pause this because some other weird fast shoes through lace Who do we blame for that? That is so 90s or curly 90s Remember when everybody would wear those see through lace shirts with like a like a units thing under like a unit Like tube dress that goes all the way down to the floor Well, you know what see through lace it reminds me my draperies growing up and sometimes when it was like dark in the room I would open the draperies and sunshine would come through and I thought a lot happier So I'm sorry, but like I really like my legs. Sorry. This is the new remote. Oh peg. Okay. I like see through things You know one time I was hungry and I was a kid and my mom wasn't home to feed me And my father was being abusive and so I went to the refrigerator And I opened it and there was some carrot sticks in the ziploc bag which was see through so ever since then I've loved see through things One time when I was younger. I was in my room and I thought it'd be a wonderful day And I looked at the window which you can see through and I saw Geraldine passed the Smith coming over and I knew it was gonna be a bad day Okay, so ever since then I really appreciate windows because that way I can know when something bad is gonna happen You know if Mario was more see through I would have known about this a long time ago And the new remote could have come out because she wasn't hit on the wall that wasn't see through now There's no wall in front of me everything see through look. It's air. It's air. It's see through It's a new remote one of my fondest memories was when Mario Avery and I went to the Corning glass factory And we saw nothing but glasses and it was just like a whole day of see through things Okay, that was before things went bad I used to walk behind Avery and I would say Avery turn around and then she would turn around and I'd be looking at her through a glass And I'd say can you see me and she'd say yes, and I'd say exactly that's why like this wonderful One of my favorite one of my favorite things to do is that when I have a beverage I get ice in it Okay, the little ice cube you can see through it. So you can see the beverage through your ice cube. Okay, I'm sorry The more see through things you eat the more see through you are inside. Okay. It's the new remote map I'm starting over see through my favorite movie as a as a young lady was the abyss because there were aliens in the water But though aliens was see through okay, my favorite television show right now is transparent You know what It's very important for me is that when I go to a salad bar that there's a sneeze guard idea only because this way I can see through the sneeze guy and see what's in the salad bar I hear that they have them at the LaLaka Brazilian bar, too If I go to a buffet and there's lids on the food, I won't eat it Give me a sneeze guard any day. Okay, I will never eat at any restaurant when food comes out on the silver dome I need to see my food I never played hide and seek almost had a nervous breakdown as a kid because I couldn't see anything I was hiding in a closet. I almost died You know what the reason why you eat so much cake is because so many times I see a cake and a cake dome And I can see the cake of the cake dome and I think okay, I can see it. I'm not even hungry I'm going to eat it because I can see it's transparent I see it's hard to see right through the cake dome. Have you ever tried to eat a glass? Don't it hurts don't just look just look. You know what when I read Alice through the left in glass I really resonated with me. You know why because she was looking through a glass Okay So speaking of Ramona Ramona She's like I went to this party And I was talking to this guy and he really loved my personality and my socialist And what did she say? She's like she said something like my business sense But she's like he really liked my business documentaries like she couldn't even speak. I was like, yeah, you're a real pro Hey, kid. What's up? How you doing? Kids love me. Yeah, did you see that kid just ran away from me? Kids wonder what this big bald baby is doing. They always look at me like you're an odd little creature, man but um So she's like I went to this body and I'm at this guy And he was really impressed with my business sensitivity And so he asked me if I wanted to be partners with him in the restaurant And so this is our restaurant and I just want to make it more You know a pound sheep downtown because it's like hips to sheep downtown And just send you Ramona. I'm like, you know, he was just asking you for money, right? That's what being a partner means. Yeah, it's like I'm really want to go to a sports bar that's been designed by Ramona Singer I was like, okay, let's turn all the TVs around I want people actually playing sports in here. Yeah, I don't want this to be false advertising And I want them to carry bars, okay But I love that she's like I never would leave out the town But now I'm gonna come downtown because I have this because I'm a new person It's new Vermont the only reason why she decided to come on board the project is because the bar is called AOA That way she can get okay AOA You can find a new bar AOA I love house I can imagine the redesign. She's like whoa, okay. Whoa There's a lot of plywood in here. Okay, and this really this really takes me back to the forest Okay, really reminds me of the Berkshires. Okay. My inner soul is crying. I can even hear my inner soul crying right now Okay, you know what people would really like couches with plastic on them and old lady curtains and doilies I mean her house needs an update that apartment. Yeah, it looks like making so you're all yeah, it looks really good credit All right. So anyway, Ramona's gonna be in some restaurant and watching Ramona flirt with this guy It's just so cute Because she's looking at his dick the whole time and he's looking at her wall at the whole time And she's actually thinking that this guy's after her bug-eyed vagina. No girl. He is after your wall I like the flirt. It's fine. Oh, I like flirting. I like how she flirts He's like so has your day. She's like good. How about you? Oh my god? Good, you know what this song came out. You know, I like sunshine. No, it doesn't, you know, japanese yellow plates. Oh, I don't okay Um, what else Ramona is boring. Okay, so now we have to talk about something real quick Which is we we didn't talk about it during the whole Bethany thing So all the women in this episode over such a stupid thing This is the big divide for the whole season it looks like because it all started with Bethany not inviting and now it looks like Luann Bethany and all these girls are going to go against the newer girls Because Luann is telling people off on twitter now, which is hilarious She was live tweeting through the other night and just being just being a bitch. I mean like she went off on carol I thought it was super I think well, you know why because these women whatever that makes them mad the first day they meet They hold on to and tell the other one is dead. Luann is mad because carol What do carol do that made her so mad? She like questioned her title or something? Oh, yeah in the first season Yes, and so she's acted like she's okay with carol, but she's never been okay with her The issue the dress to where the man wanted a loner from this. Yeah, that carol introduced you and carol is like you're not michelle Yeah, you're not an obama and when I was like I pretty much am yeah It's like thank god. I'm not cooped up in the house. I'm at a sex club on the upper east side getting taken the kitchen I mean, what's she doing trying to help fat children? I mean go on But anyway, uh, yeah, so everybody seems to be divided because the countess is obviously pissed Frankly, I would expect better zingers because she really didn't have zingers. She said like Luann Oh an emoji an emoji that says sex. Oh, give me a break and then those are other ones There were like four or five. Well, we know Luann is not always the best with her foot downs And then don't forget what we have yet to see it, you know, be cool. Don't be all not cool But when she's saying What was she going? Oh, she was going off of that and we see in the previous for next week that she's like, oh, well You put me in an awkward position because that's my niece and blah blah blah Listen drop the class bitch. You were the one who went and fucked some dude at our Barely on camera and then told lady in broken span english french that she can't tell your boy I mean, come on like you're so classy. You took the ladies probably a senior sex book There's probably a fight later on the season that has made Luann mad at carol and now she's just gonna be mad at carol Well, it looks like she's gonna be mad at her about this thing. This is acting very young guys She's probably just jealous because she wants a good chef. Yeah And she's like, well, I'm not gonna go out to the chef because he was dating my niece But you think carol got him. Yeah, but carol doesn't have to do carol doesn't have to care about who your niece dated She has nothing to do with that who cares, but I love that carol is like, I haven't told Luann but I'm gonna she's not gonna care and then they show we're looking like A frightened. Yeah, Luann's gonna start smashing her Countess plates. Yeah, so what else happened on that show mainly? I mean, they're Kristen is being edged out though She's out of that scene was her getting a phone call being like, oh, yeah, we all went to a party without you She's like, oh, okay, that you go And they're made just made dinner. It's like I make a pan rose to chicken chicken like Thai chicken and Kristen's like, okay I don't know. We put some surrender so I can pretend like I did. Okay, bye Her big story is whether or not she's gonna eat her dinner later Yes, she's like so if one of your friends didn't invite you to a birthday party If you were in a new group of friends and someone didn't invite you, what would you do? She's like, I don't care. I don't care what people do people do whatever they want. I don't care She's like, yeah, but what if it hurt your feelings? I don't care. Yeah, but what if everybody else doesn't invite it I don't care. She's like bitch I just made you two dinners and you'll have even in them and you're gonna surrender at them and ruin them for later She's like, how would you feel if one of your best friends took credit for all your work? And they told you to leave them for her husband got that cuz she's too embarrassed to admit that you do things for her Offered silence. I think it was a did Sony do anything. I don't think Sony did anything You just know Sony is painting the guy she met at the sex club or whatever and he's like a weird lip liquor I can't with that guy. This is him. He's like Well, the best is his friend comes as we mentioned before as the plus one gay friend He's like he's like hey girl. I gave you my number at the fashion show And so he's like, oh, yeah, what's this small world? I'm like, don't worry Sonya. He just wanted to go shopping with you She's like, oh, that's right pickles, right? Pickles the money pickles. Where have you been? Pickles. Did you fix his meter number three yet? Because I'm fixing my poojo, but you know, so she's banging a guy who's I think boy was a 21 or something Like he's really young. He's young. I say Harold all the time with you. Harold's banging a young one And so of course Bethany Who's so thrilled with her life and so happy stands up at her birthday party It's like well first I'd like to give a toast to coogers because we're all coogers now the articleers Wow, wow the article it's like even in your fucking birthday speech. You have to be critical of people Can you just stop being a bitch? And the only reason I'm bringing that up again is because the episode did that too? Did you notice that like they went four weeks in time and Carol's like, oh now I've been dating this guy a few weeks and we're playing ping pong and then we're back at the night of Bethany's birthday dancing on tables And I was like, let's let it go guys. Yeah, this is not fucking what's that movie where everything went backwards? Yeah, it's not memento. All right. Yeah. Um, so what else happened on New York? I don't know I think that's right. Yeah, I think it's it. Okay, so now we're in the car and uh, we're leaving the mall Yeah, and we actually lost half of that podcast because I hit the table And we can't do that because the stupid cord shakes and it broke the computer in her Pot anyway, we lost like a new microphone. So we never have to deal with this problem ever again Yeah, so we thought screw it because we did that other podcast. We did two of their episodes today And oh my god. They were so fun. They were just like really cool chick So it was just a nice conversation, but we did that and then we've been talking in the car and then we did the mall podcast And we were like, you know what fuck the shawls and fuck southern charm. We're done. I'm not we're not recording again Your banter on these two shows. Yeah, it's ridiculous So we were like screw it and we got in the car and then we started talking and I was like, oh, it's perfect time So now I'm recording this on my cell phone. I don't know if it's gonna work But since we've already started the day with shitty podcast quality Yeah, I mean, why not? It probably sounds better than the mall. So we're currently uh trying to get out of the glendale galleria, so um Look at all these cars just penny quick get to the intersection direct traffic pandy That's a big target girl. Oh, sorry. You go ahead. You were in the right to cross You were in the right but they're cute. I like she has a kid in every sport. This is like the cute side of the mall. This is right so Something that's very important that was um perhaps lost in our great technical snafu of 2015 Was that a big ol honky guy showed up at the food court at the car was so hot and uh He was like the right amount of fat like he was he wasn't like fat, but he was um Like kind of bill, but I mean, I like that. I like But he wasn't like huge, you know He had a handsome face. He wasn't really my style, but he had a handsome face for sure and given The other gentlemen who were at the mall It was definitely a step up. Well, that's the thing. I mean, you automatically win in burbank. Yeah, but we're going down now Oh, what a same death. Okay. Let's do um, okay. Let's re-talk about this is okay pretend we didn't talk about anything. Yes. Yes, okay All right, so shaw's of sunset. Okay. What did you think about shaw's of sunset? You know You're my boss of shaw's of sunset. So Jessica She is a real problem lady. She she she uh, this is one thing I said, you know I'm gonna stop saying this is something I said because no one knows what I said So I'm gonna say it's if I said it from the first time. Yeah, okay, you can repeat I'm not just feel like there's someone looking over my shoulder being like you already said that then. Yeah, you've already said that I say the same things like every week. I forget that I'm so um, but here's the thing with Jessica Um when mike was like, you know what? I want to have a reconciliation dinner. I want like um You know, I want us to like uh, I want us to mend everything and Jessica's like, all right I will go but I want you to know I'm doing this for you I'm only doing this for you and I fucking hate that. I hate when people say that it's so manipulative It's like it's like a running tab of all the things they've done for you. They're gonna hold it against you Um, and I think that Jessica she just wants to like marry a man and she's afraid of she doesn't this is her goal And she doesn't want to lose it. So therefore she's going to perpetually remind him of all the reasons why he should keep her Because she did this for him and she did this for him And she shaved your back plucked your knees and turned your butt hair into a heart You are not gonna dis out baby. She's one of those women who or one of those people frankly Yeah, people in this case one of those women who uh doesn't even matter who she marries because she's going to brow beat and try and change And ultimately resent whoever the fuck it is because everybody surrounding her has a problem. Nothing's wrong with her You know, her frog her face is just fine to walk around with his butte like nothing's wrong with her You know, it's everybody's surrounding her and I've always kind of stuck off for Jessica Because I know that it must be hard entering a group of friends like that who are way too old to be that trashy They do screw each other over all the time. They are bad But mike is not only part of that. He is that So for you to marry him and then try and make him not only make him not like that But then suddenly not hang out with his friends like yeah, she didn't start that with this gg incident she wasn't letting him hang out with him for years. Yeah, she knew what she was signing up for and She she now she's mad at the situation as I go. I'm sorry lady You know, you know, you knew what you're getting into and you know, you can't like You can't like get involved with someone and then ask them to abandon their friends or ask them to change their friends Whatever, that's just that's really not fair to do to someone even if the friends or assholes I mean if mike is a low life You know what you you know what you get involved with and you know and the thing is She's probably the type that when she makes some breakfast in the morning She's like see aren't I a good girlfriend see I see I always make you breakfast aren't I so great see she's like constantly probably like Proving him herself to him in a sense that like he now probably feels indebted to her in certain ways He probably feels like she's really is the best she's immediately like I make you ex Yeah, she's like evidence. She's like building evidence at all times building a case for herself And it's only manipulative. Well, she showed up at this dinner. She got I don't know what that restaurant was But those martinis are gigantic. So I would love a lunch there, but she gets this martini She's drinking it. She's being like Like a bitch the whole time also walks in is like hey Trying to talk about her ring and she's just getting pure ice from mike and jasica. Yeah, and uh Then mj comes in and makes an effort and mj at least says, you know what's the deal with me just seeing this now and how come I haven't seen it And jasica just starts laying into them. She's like first of all, I don't give a fuck about any of you guys And second of all, you know, you did that to us at this party and your friend gone that side and this humiliated me Who do you think that hey hurt? No me you have me First of all what hurt you is that your husband was what should have hurt you Is that you're about to be husband was like trying to fuck somebody on a cast trip And you can't trust him for shit. Yeah, what should bother you about that party is that your would be husband is walking around talking about people's Racks and their faces and who he fucking who he's not and probably who he didn't who he didn't let's face it Right. I mean girl You're worried about the wrong things and to be telling people like screaming and waving their finger in the face Was your frog or face that you don't give a fuck about them. You don't want to work anything out get the fuck out of here Get your spin off, which is never gonna happen darling Darling chef petty cancer that sitcom right away. They've already made botched Throw out that tuna tartar that would be no for me a party for Jessica spin-off but the Thing is that like The thing is that one point Jessica's are mentions her word. I don't remember why but she said oh no She didn't mention it. Also said the reason we didn't tell the reason I didn't tell you is because I gave my word Do you understand like I gave her my word? She goes, I don't give a fuck if you gave a pinky swear You sworn you're there's great and she said but my word means a lot to me. Do you understand that? She goes, oh, my word means everything to me. Yeah Are you listening to it also is like well, so then maybe you can understand basically like So if like if you understand how important your word is to you, why can't you understand how important my word is to me? It's like Did you drive to the best buy and did you know that you weren't going to call my husband a whore? It's like slurry oh I'll talk right when I can properly open my face again Did my not take Gigi to the best buy and try to answer the phone? I love it. No argument is even about what Mike did It's just that they knew that she and look she's right on that They did know that Gigi was gonna do that at that party. Everybody knew we don't know Gigi And we knew she was going to do it and they should have given him a heads up But they didn't get over it. It's not to be the one in the world beam out at your husband for sticking his hairy ass dick into everything woman And then resume basically is kind of like kind of essentially says like well, we have no allegiance to you We don't see you at all and you think I'm evil and she's like, I never said that you're evil if my said that that's a lot I don't think you're a good person now and think oh, thanks. Oh, really? So Mike's a liar now I just thought you I just thought the argument was that Mike wouldn't lie shut up lady. Yeah, so Yeah, so reza spring to her which was nice Yeah, and it looks like they're just not going to be friends anymore because they're still fighting on instagram I mean look you're not even fighting on twitter darling. You're fighting instagram. Of course this cast has to fight in pictures You know, well jessus god forbid you use your words people well jessica has berated Mike so many times for making a drunken fool of himself again to fight and that's exactly what she did she was just like a shrieking awful drunk person awful drunk girl and um, you know They may be assholes and they may be immature, but she revealed herself to be a spoiled brat And she's just fucking awful. She just needs to Get over there. She starts up with asa at the valet sand like I can't do it. I can't be fine I'm not doing it with her. I'm not doing it like asa had walked away calmly She's like I'm not doing this like no one's fighting with you tamara. What are you talking about? You're just sitting there just going to fit by yourself. Did someone ask you to be mature? Is that what you're not doing? I don't know. She's an idiot. All right, so going backwards MJ got some naked pictures taken for her man. Yeah, which you know like I love you like kelp Yeah, where our love is growing faster than weeds in the ocean. Yeah, it's like wow Yeah, and I I have a hard time like at mj's naked photo only because To me it looks like vida. She's looking she's doing her lipstick like vida does now And it's just all I can see is just like naked vida and it's really unappetizing I can't watch it because her boobs are almost as big as mine now It's getting disturbing, but I do like that she's doing this faux like try and win the fat lady audience by saying Oh, well finally i'm comfortable with my body bit. You've been in a bikini for three years. You weren't uncomfortable then Trust me. Yeah, exactly. She's been she's always having just like declaration of like loving her Body. Oh, she's going to come out with some book about eating eating kebobs in bed or something Anytime any day now. Oh, yeah, it's going to be like how to keep your figure ladies. Am I right? Yeah, what you know good for her It's a dietary cookbook except dietary book except it doesn't give any advice on how to lose weight It's like okay. If you want to gain weight I recommend three boss and cream pies every morning. She's like chapter one the baconator If you want to turn your man on in bed smell like bacon Um, so she was cute. I'm pretty much liking her. So, yeah, of course, I love her. She's fine She's got a nice little boyfriend What else happened on that? So gg the other big story was that gg went and got a new lie detector because she demands decent customer service Justice needs to be served And I love that this other guy's like well this this all machine is totally different because it's computerized And we all know how great computers are since ours just crashed And took away a fucking hour of our life. Yeah, but um So she goes and she passes and she starts crying like it's the end of the accused and jody foster just like got a ribbon for something They're like congratulations jody. You get to take home that pinball machine. She's like, thank you So she's crying like she just made it to the end of a lifetime movie and it's like listen bitch It's not that people didn't believe mike tried to fuck you. Of course he did mike has tried to fuck everything. He's probably tried to fuck his family pet Like no one no one didn't believe that it's that you brought it up at a party to train ruin his relationship on purpose because you're jealous A little more like that's the difference. Yeah, if you had if gg had simply You know approached mike like a normal person Then this probably wouldn't none of this probably would have happened Yeah, she's a medium. She didn't even care. I think it was all some instagram thing. She got mad about That's so dumb like that's where the fights originate That's why it's so hard to give and talk about it sometimes because when you read the online stuff about it You're like, oh, that's why they're fighting because of an instagram post. Yeah, exactly And the next year they're gonna be best friends again. Yeah, you know, just the way that gg and mj are totally tight after A full season of them like screaming at each other. Yeah, and now it's on their besties. Well too because one season it was gg The first season was gg was a rage raging alcoholic and the second season mj was A raging alcoholic. Yeah, basically. Yeah, so that's pretty much that Asa had a protest at the Las Vegas seafood buffet She did like a multicultural poor people Version of nonsense in front of the fresh and easy. Yeah, where they where she uh quoted shakakan I was like, I'm every woman. I'm every woman. She's like It was the most confusing protest of all because she's like, you know what? There's so much oppression. There's so much oppression and the robe, you know, the robe represents oppression But it's beautiful and it's like, you know, now we're all one the robe has unified us But I just want to show us your choice So if you don't want to be part of womanhood and us being together as one big group, that's your choice What? Yeah, she's so It's very interesting. It's like women rights are super important if you want them and if you don't you don't need them No Everybody needs them. Okay. I like the reza said ban that shit. Oh my god. Look at that weird homeless person. What does he do? Yeah, now we're buying a part. Oh, he's doing like marlin. He's got marlin brando from what's that? He's like a my planet of them. It's like a mime on top And he's wearing black speedos and nothing else sitting cross like it and just shaking his head I love to like shaking it's like he's meditating, but he's he's just meditating. No, don't focus on no darling Focus on this pandy pandy go report on this you shaking. No, why would I give you a pause darling? Get Claudia Jordan. She's a great journalist Let's have a story on the divine addiction bruce Jenner being interviewed by Claudia Jordan Do you like comedy so like why didn't you stay in therapy Bruce? Go girl. So Okay, so ossa's thing was terrible and She's made art and put it on the internet. So let's see if it went viral I didn't check but I wanted to see if that video actually did go viral probably not because it was so incoherent It's not like having sex with the cast member of your show. Okay. Things don't instantly go viral tonic I'm darling even though you went from a buffalo wild wings. It still did not go dot viral. I'm sorry to say Next time do it Pressing easy promoting darling. Don't we saw that was like fuck women's rights. Let's get a fresh and easy here Donnie if you want your video to take off you do it in front of a wobbler grill everyone knows that All right, so that was pretty much that minute. All right. Let's get to since we're center of hollywood now Southern charmer really quick let's southern charmer. So So the episode began ship ironing his shirt on a sideboard, which I really loved But what's so funny to me is that chef can iron a shirt on a sideboard, but if it was crag We'd all be like well. He is an alcoholic. Oh my god. What a mess But the difference is that chef has money and he can pretty much do whatever he wants and he's like He's like funny and friendly and smart and crag is isn't alcohol. He's a mess. So if he does that. Yeah, he is a mess Yeah, crag doesn't know how to pronounce pronounce lapel. That's another thing. It's a label It's a label to law school and you don't know how to pronounce lapel, dude Well, it's the same thing because um chef committed a fashion faux pas by wearing a navy blazer with black pants Which you would think would be the source of the ridicule But then crag is like, yeah, man, the pants have to match the lapel and ships like did you just say lapel? Did you say lapel? It's lapel, dude. It's lapel. He just said lapel. Yeah, lapel. He didn't know. He doesn't know what lapel is, dude He doesn't know what lapel is, dude And then everyone's like laughing at crag and it's just like, you know, that's what happens when you're rich and attractive and everyone likes you You can just pretty much deflect over your own fashion. You get like you both did something like quote-unquote wrong And uh, but when you're rich and you're popular, no one cares about your friend what you did wrong Uh, the other another thing that happened Patricia had an old man dinner because she doesn't want to deal with female drama And quite frankly, I just don't have time for it I'm not in the mood If no one else is gonna wear a calf tan with a white boa hot glued to it There's nobody else to compete with I wanted a glue little miniature alligators onto the calf tan, but I just would not stick I can't tell you how many times I rang the bell for my butler with a glue gun But nothing would work women these days don't approve of me my food the way that boys do Put a mac and cheese in front of any man and he'll love it I want Whitney to see no woman except for me Yeah, no kidding still has the clavings with me if that bitch ever rang a bell if anybody ever rings a bell for me That's it. I'm gonna fucking murder them. Who does that? I will allow Patricia to ring a bell. I love Patricia on this show I love watching her, but I do not want to meet her know her or ever have anyone like her in my life Again, I said again again. All right. We uh, we decided that Patricia is Lucille blues and Whitney is Michael Michael of Lindsay and buster all rolled into one. He's codependent like buster He's got like some of michaels brains and he goes on useless money wasting endeavors like Lindsay. Yeah This episode is sponsored by door dash We're back to tell you more about the latest dash pass annual plan benefit stream max with ads included at no extra cost You know, what's a great night for us ordering door dash and cuddling up to watch the max original hacks Which one best comedy? 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Congratulations with So the dinner was guys now because patricia just wants to hang out with guys Yeah, and cooper of course comes along and he's like, you know what guys like to talk about it dinner tradition Charleston history Charleston oh back in 1690 when this is a relevant word sitter And we had slaves on every corner. Those were the days one day ma When you didn't have to ring a bell a slave would just appear because it knew it just Slaves sleeping under the table when slavery became illegal. We all had to buy bills So the white people would know it's time to come inside and there was no such thing as gay raps We didn't like the gays back then Cooper's like, I don't even need gay rights now. Who needs them You would have taught and feathered me and I would have loved it because it was part of tradition Listen part of the reason i'm upset that no one's bashed me for being gay yet Is i've always wanted to be hung it's one thing i've always wanted God bless cooper, but self-hating little fagito burrito Who would be a game at what self-respecting gay man? Would not only move to a town that probably hates gays and where he's never going to get gay rights But then throws a ball a founder's ball when he's not there because he can't get into the real one Oh, that's just sad I think the great the great sub story of this season Has been craig and coopers attempts to get into high society craig is from the tom the the um talented mr rippley vane and cooper is just from I don't know where coopers. I wish craig was from the talented mr rippley vane at least talented mr rippley tried to take on some of the Quality is like maybe he would start reading books or doing his work cooper making an effort cooper is the great gatsby You know, he's this guy who? Will never be part of high society, but he'll throw parties that'll make him feel like he's part of it And craig is just like trying to be like chef and he'll never understand why he just isn't Cooper was just so sad because he throws this huge ball because he can't be invited to the other one Then he sends out invitations that are so homophobic that if any straight person ever sent that out They'd be completely lit on fire at least here. I don't know about there But he sends invitations out to say every lady must be accompanied by a gentleman. Yeah, what how dare you? And then they all they all like give him throw some shade at him like in interviews They're like, oh, well, you know, it's so funny because the ball the whole point of the ball is for a Way if you're gonna be announced is that way a lady can meet a man and if but if we have a partner Then how are we gonna meet we meet a man? Oh, so sad and he's like listen This is a very classy event. No riff rap get all those leaves off the floor And then what does he do? He puts on a fake British accent and announces the people as they come in by himself I'm the fourth thing and Patricia's like well He's like messed off and mess off The guy who worked at the bank and his sakura terra I'm just but you're just like well. He's not human kapote and this isn't the black and white ball But you know, it's a start which means it will it's not a start never try this again It was terrible. There were dogs. No, you know, you know patricia doesn't expect you when she shows up in one of her mrs Roper bathrobes. What the fuck are you doing? It's a formal event lady. Well, she knew it wasn't but it wasn't a real event It's like I rang a bell and nobody came I had an alligator dress yesterday And what needs like I don't see the point of dancing like who wants to exercise what they drink shut up Oh, we do that poor girl. I'm really liking that Jennifer girl though that friend of oh, yeah First got in trouble for having sex with Thomas or whatever And now she's become a friend of katharins and she's really nice and cute and stupid Whitney was sitting there at the table Yeah, and he's like I just don't understand exercising while you're drinking. I don't get the point. She's like well, I sure do Sitting there all Yeah, he's like hey, you want to come to the reenob concert? Oh, god We're singing a song called cuff guess what that means So we forgot to talk about uh by the way patricia's pet cemetery from last week. Oh the pet cemetery Oh Ashes from all around the world god. Can you imagine how many dogs have died in that home? Oh, gosh, you know, it's just a ton of them just nothing nothing but urns everywhere I want to do pet cemetery, but I don't want a baby to die at the beginning by hit getting hit by a semi-truck like that Awful creek and steven king did it. I want it to be beautiful and meaningful Whitney is gonna do a documentary it's be called ashes to ashes In search of a pet cemetery he's gonna ask everyone in town where the pet cemetery is he's gonna come home to mama Now i'm giving big hug and be like it was here all along Really the only reason I funded all these documentaries for Whitney's because I wanted people to know that he's a man Who's ready to ask for directions? I named my favorite parakeet Whitney and the parakeet died and he's at the cemetery and Whitney's gonna dig him up Ask me an exposating in the documentary and everyone's gonna be shocked to find out that the parakeet was actually a cockatiel Oh Whitney's like hello mother Hello darling All the guys tonight, huh? Yes darling. Oh, it's just masturbating to porn. I get it darling. You're young But I love the big the big like fight of the episode was Thomas being Whitney being like, I think you should have used those ads they're great Thomas is like The washington post has made fun of my numbers went down. Hey numbers He's like well these people are talking about he's like no my numbers went down That's $150,000 down the drain and then basically pictures like let's go to the drawing room and then it was over Well, I love that uh that whole fight was so funny to me because Whitney's so foolish He's like that got you so much attention Seattle times New York times Los Angeles times. Oh negative Like, yeah, it's not all Not good attention in politics. You dumb dumb Also, my big question is Like how would you vote for Tom? Thomas is so fucking moronic. Okay. This is how stupid this guy is How long how far away is the election like 20 days or something? I think they said Yeah, do they not have polling because that guy got 4% of the vote, right? Yeah, his number down his numbers are down to 8% and he's he got like 4% of the vote He should not be even close. He should not be filming on a reality show He needs to be like get a girl. Don't be spending money on ads He spent Excuse me. It said I guess he implied that he spent he spent spent upwards of a million dollars Oh god, do you know how many katharans that could have bought? Oh, darling Oh my god, Catherine meanwhile Catherine got a switch to her out by now telling Catherine um was Continues to be really upset about the hepatitis c wasn't curable Isn't hepatitis c the one that you can't cure? Ron is talking about a billboard in case yeah, he wasn't making a reference to katharans I wouldn't awkward bet buzzer chap to sit on like were you guys out of the fucking next Pixar cartoon? Yeah, like where's the hot pursuit? Bus shelter when you're sitting in the middle of that it just says hepsy and then you yeah And then you pass maryland on a fucking thing, of course So um, so any maryland in row long long live maryland in heaven Chef penny. We're gonna have a maryland in a row. Chef penny. All right. Try and get maryland in here for the opening darling I want a real celebrity We're sorry, chef penny every chance chef penny in a new shoe quick get the car I don't thank god. They're remaking poltergeist. Oh, that's what we needed chef. Look. It's jessica. It looks like jessica Yeah, that's scary clown baby. I need you not see poltergeist. Do you have a fragile heart? Sorry, you know, it's good for your heart darling butter and eggs. That's what we chef penny There's a pitch in the road get the pitch now the road chef. It's cold squab. It's cold squab Get it darling, type speed throw in the oven darling low heat low heat darling go. Chef Betty go retain its juice Pandy hold the net chef penny get the bedroom in the net Are pandy ate it darling pandy darling you swallowed that that could have fed a family pandy Okay, I mean pandy tell us about pigeon fashion put it on the divine addiction. What's in for pigeons? Can't say pigeon without saying in go pigeon fashion show right now. It pop. I'll right away right away Into cooping on shoulders mummy Good darling press get it to press darling. Oh my goodness darling. I was called the blue jess Okay, if you're gonna be a drag queen don't do it in eddy monster garb like who's that's the weirdest drag queen half ever He's like i'm gonna be eddy monster, but with boobs And combat boob darling. There's an ad up on that building that says we're back pitches Is that in reference to cricket is there going to be a cricket tournament on pitches darling? We're back pitches darling. We have to do the food for it. We have to cater it Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not giving money to a Perfectly healthy good-looking white man get out of here. You privileged motherfucker. Good a job There's a homeless person walking by our car. So yeah a hot white guy only in LA is there a hot 25-year-old white guy asking you for A dollar. He was not fuck out of here. He made the be practically hand you money shut up So anyway, we were talking about oh catheter on southern charm. So Um, I loved how so catheter is mad because thomas went to the Um, he went to the founders ball early to make sure you could talk to people and get his face in whatever And he thomas did make up on he said, you know when you're when you're on the when you're campaigning You you can't like waste time. You have to be out there Getting face on with every single person. So then catheter is like, well, he's paying attention to everyone except a one person who matters It's like oh catheter if you think you matter Because he paid so much attention to you before you trapped him. Yeah, I mean He didn't give her any attention. He got drunk and fucked her one night. Now. She's like, why isn't he paying attention to me? I don't know he showed you so much respect before that's just crazy. I love when I love when it cuts to thomas and he goes Well, you know, I think she wants me to marry like oh She just gave herself stretch marks in the year of obesity. Of course you want you to marry her you moron What do you think she's doing? Like but you know politics come first actually you should have married her four politics. This is how bad you are a politics Yeah, it's true and she's also bad She's like she's like I want to be there to support him Well, if you want to support him you have to slap on a smiley face and pretend nothing's wrong Don't you know anything about being a politician's wife? No She's you know, she has an excuse in a way because she's young and stupid. He does not yeah And he's just getting so much worse and she's sitting there whining trying to play games at them like I met man Oh, really? You think I met where would I be met? You think he hasn't played those games with like oh my god That's like a thin non-in-jail Apollo up there that guy's hot I still like that's hot, right? Yeah, I still I still would have voted for thomas. I wouldn't I the system is so broke. I think why not put someone like thomas in there. I mean, they're all Listen, they're all doing they're all messed up and I mean There was just another senator or or congressman or whoever politician caught on grind or just yesterday Said he was dick-bick after he just you know after he is like initiated anti-gay legislation So oh god, yeah, so I'd rather have someone like thomas or i have a now Who's shitty things and shitty judgments out there at least like shitty judgment in terms of dealing with people but you know, at least I don't know. I I'm not don't get don't get me started even get me started. Yeah, I think it's all bullshit I just start paying attention to it. I can't yeah, I can't we are now approaching run in county Which means that we should be hopefully seeing Which we deserve to see looking people like there's two blocks in this neighborhood I know after seeing it spending three hours with the glendale galleria crew We deserve to see some yeah, sure that glendale galleria. I need a parade of hot men to shower me with their their Ignoring I need to be showered by this is where i'm attention from hot people It's 93 degrees at like fucking ugly people staring at me. No, I need this is the prior Ignoring me darling. This is the primary because what happens is because this is this is my area Hot shirtless guys go to the gym say come down whole door right here All right, then they leave the gym to go up that way and then they go up and down towards running can you darling darling darling? This is where i'd over wait people or like thank god. It's over. It's like a pizza place right at the end Darling get some Italian ice is out for the hot people. They need to be cooled down Max max darling bring some more water all right Pandy get a juicy juice for your sister Max get a good son. I'm so sorry that the gluten-free revolution has killed your job darling No one's asking for bread anymore actually, you know, I asked for bread when I went to pump They looked at me like I was the fattest thing they've ever seen they were horrified and then they brought me out sandwich bread Like that they toast like it's like a pumpernickel swirl of sandwich bread It was so awkward on this little side plate with like a little pad of butter And he's like will this do I was like oh really come on seriously look around seriously It's all of Oklahoma dog. I know i'm not the only person asking for gluten bitch darling. I'm so sorry This is the only bread. We only said pump in a good pump And if I open it, but open up a restaurant called wheat then we'll serve wheat but that's it If you want a casual you have to go to my other restaurant call it high when I want to do an all protein restaurant I'll call it death breath darling. All right, everyone who eats here will have Death breath, but have you ever done my own protein diet? Oh my god, I've never been able to cut carbs out It's like that's like the kill room of a Animal seltzer in your stomach. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. So are we done with all this? I think so You guys you are such good You're such a good audience We did the first part of this in a mall where it was noisy and we did the second part in a car Yeah, and if things didn't make sense because we're noticing things on the side of the show for sorry But just try to put together the pieces as we talk. Yeah, we just wanted to at least finish this damn podcast for the day We have officially talked for four Darling, we're right on the members part, man. Look, maybe let's send us up the door There's a way in the city is parked across memjay. So maybe oh god. Yes, probably. Oh god. Oh, yeah Those are total art. I want this open up during the Armenian army darling. All right, everybody. 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