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I'm Ben Mandelker from vsideblog.com and the banter blender podcast also available on iTunes. And joining me as always is the super hilarious, super friendly, and super musically talented, Ronnie Karam. Well, thank you from trashtalktv.com. Thank you. That is where I'm from. Hi everybody. He was born there. Yes. He was born on his website. I was born on elpassotalk.com, El Paso Talk TV. El Paso Talk. I believe last week it was our bonus episode or somewhere where we went on a big tangent of that old El Paso foods. Did we not? Oh, tacos. Tacos. Well, you know, that bonus episode, if you're joining us for the first time, if perhaps you came here because you heard about us on the For Crying Out Loud podcast, or maybe you heard about us on some blogs, by the way, I just have to give a shout out to if the little things blog, blogspot.com, where the lovely Taylor has said that she likes us. So thanks, Taylor. And also, Home Sweet Sarah. She is HomeSweetSarah.com. She also said that she is a big fan. So she said we are her favorite, very favorite podcast. So thank you guys. Hey, thanks you guys. And Ben, good job on those Google alerts. Yeah. Well, I actually didn't do a Google alert. I was bored and I was Googling us. And I was like, oh, after some digging, I found some people who were writing about us. So we are thankful to all our listeners, but I want to give a special shout out for those people who are spreading the word on the internet about us. That's very, that's very, very, we're very appreciative of that. Yeah. Sorry. I've been drinking the coffee and eating my think thin bars. Got me all screwed up. Got me all screwed up in the mouth now. Anyway, you can follow us on social media by just going to watchercrapins.com. All our links are there. Instagram, Twitter. You'll enjoy it, I promise. But most of all, our Facebook page, facebook.com/watchercrapins, so much fun stuff happening there. Go there. Have fun. We have 3,500 likes. It's amazing. I can't believe how fast it's growing. Weren't we just saying we just got to 3,000? Yeah. Okay. So thank you all so much for watching this. Yeah, get over there and start. Yeah. And y'all. We have inferiority issues. So when you like us, it makes us feel slightly less inferior. Yeah. Someone likes me. And of course, it wouldn't be a podcast. If we didn't plug our Patreon page, patreon.com/watchercrapins, where you can support us and, you know, you get access to bonus episodes. Like we just recorded one just now where we talked about Kim Richards, we talked about Kim Richards going on Dr. Phil and all the latest Kim Richards gossip, plus we talked about Whitney's from Southern Charms documentary that he did in 2012. Really fun stuff. We also get ringtones. And then this Thursday we have a hangout where you can come onto Google and if you're a supporter you can chat with us online live. Is that everything? Yeah. I think so. I think we got it all in. They're being woo. Wow. That was a lot today. I'm actually Googling someone on our Facebook page. We have a thread saying, "What do you guys want to talk about today?" And someone said, "Hey, is there a review of Nini in Cinderella?" Which actually would be brilliant, but I cannot find a review. There's someone on TripAdvisor named Greg who likes her. Just kidding. His name isn't Greg. He's like, "How pictures is going to be on the wallet side?" Yes. Nini leaks his eye. He's like, "I'm very rich, bitch, I get good reviews on TripAdvisor." Like number 78, Nancy, Nini leaks in Cinderella. She's such a star, she's such a star, she didn't generate any press at all. She generated press, just not reviews. There were reviews like, "Nini leaks is on Broadway, Nini leaks is on Broadway." But there is something that says, "Nini leaks Broadway ticket sales bomb $300,000 loss," but that's from Phenom Life. That's from ClaudiaJordan.com. Yeah, that's like page 4 of the search. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know how many people were interested to see Cinderella in the first place, to be honest. Why did they just make it again into a movie? Who needs... Oh, is that Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella? It was Cinderella, right? Cinderella was made into a movie, but that's different. Mm. That was a big success. That was a big success, but Broadway, Cinderella, I don't know, I just, I feel like if someone told me Nini leaks was going to be on Broadway, I don't think I'd be jumping to spend $150 on that. Like if someone said, "Guess what, Ellen Green is going to be in Cinderella." I'd be like, "Yes," because she can sing. Love it. Okay. I wish I knew the lyrics. Good play that. She'd be like, "Can I go to the bar, Mr. Mushnick?" Well, you know Ellen Green is reviving Audrey for Little Shop of Horrors this summer for like a limited engagement. Jake Gyllenol is going to be playing Seymour, and she's going to be Audrey, and it's going to be like three performances at Lincoln Center, and I am not true. It's true, and I am... Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be Seymour. It's, yeah, it's an odd pairing Seymour and... Wait, Ellen Green? With Ellen Green. With Ellen Green. But I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it, because gosh, I wish I could see that. To see Ellen Green singing those songs, to see her singing, suddenly see more, or like downtown? What is it? Downtown or is it called Skid Row? Whatever it is. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. Suddenly see more. And this kind of has to do with Bravo shows, because my Ellen Green is exactly my orange county Gretchen impression. So there you go. Why isn't Ellen Green on one of the real housewives? That's the real question. Put her on Real Housewives of whatever. Put her on Real Housewives of 57th Street. I don't care. Wherever she's living, make her franchise and have her the star of it. Oh, Ellen Green. Love her. She is. All right, so should we ask this question... We're talking about amazing and odd casting choices. Should we talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta first? I mean, why not? We can talk... I mean, we're talking about Broadway. We might as well talk about Nini's Broadway debut at Cinderella. Yes. Oh, Nini. So Nini shows up on Broadway, and she's all excited, and guess who's there to see her? Squealing gay people, just like you think. They're like, "Girl, that's fierce." I'm like, "You know you're just standing outside that stage door. That's a poor gay right there." And he had his face fuzzed out, so he wouldn't even be on camera. He's just like, "Girl, we love you. You're everything to us." Yeah. You stop it. She doesn't need a bigger head going into the show, right? No. No, no, no. She's like, "Oh, thank you, thank you," as if she's, you know, just want an Oscar. I mean, listen, I'm not going to take away that moment from her, actually, believe it or not. As much as I hate Nini, it's really cool that she got to go on to Broadway. It's really cool that she stepped backstage, and there were fans, you know that, I mean, say what you will about her. It is a cool moment for her, but she's still awful. I guess I did take it away from her. She's still awful. Sorry. And then she's like, "Well, you know, I didn't bite the girls, but I never heard from them." No, I hate that. No, I hate them. You're supposed to send an email and say, "Okay, do you guys want to come?" Exactly. Come this day, you'll stay here. Blah, blah, blah, blah. That's a passive aggressive thing. Blah, blah, blah. That's what you call a passive aggressive invitation, like, "You're all welcome to come," and then you don't follow up, and then you blame them for them not following up. No. Yeah. When the last time you saw them, you ran to your car. Yeah, exactly, and the time before that, you ran to your car. Yeah, and that was away from that shrink. I would have-- Neenie, Neenie. I want to talk about this, Neenie. We should discuss this. Neenie. I wish he showed up in the production, like he was Prince Charming or something, and forces her into therapy on stage. Yeah, he'd be like, "Neenie, he'd be like, "Wicked stepmother? I don't know if that's an appropriate way to behave. But Cinderella is trying to say is that she would really enjoy getting out of the house and meeting other people. It's not about the ball. It's about spiritual fulfillment." Cinderella, do you have something you'd like to say to your stepmother? Well, I just feel like, you know, like, I was trying to go to the ball in, like, something nice and a chariot, and then, like, you turn into a pumpkin, and I just felt like I was kind of disrespectful. Cinderella was mean to me. The whole show would be about Neenie crying that Cinderella was mean to her. Yeah. It would be like that remake of Sleeping Beauty with Angelina Jolie, where it turns out Angelina Jolie is really the hero. Yeah, exactly. Neenie would just accuse everyone of gang up on her, and they'd be like, "Um, actually, no. I think that was actually everyone's gang up on the Wicked Stepmother, and I don't know why you're playing the victim right now." Be quiet. Cinderella has to go to the ball. The ball, that was my night. That was my night, trying to take my night away from me. Nobody asked me to go to the ball, but that's okay. It's all right. So give her a chariot. You better pick some rice out the dirt. Bloop. I'm very enchanted, bitch. And the other reunion would be like Cinderella, high wicked step sister, high other wicked step sister, high little charming, high little birds, and high school, high mouse, high pumpkin. Now, where did you get that glass slipper? You got a boob job. How would they look great? I love them. Did anyone else here get anything done? Wicked step sister, your toes look like they've been cut off. What happened there? Hey, let's play a game. Bring out the spinning cardboard wheel. Okay. Who's penis is bigger? The Prince Charming or the other Prince Charming? The Prince Charming, is he from Africa, is he an African Prince Charming? That girl was just trying to kiss that man because he was standing in front of my light. The Wicked Stepmother takes out like a dossier. It's like I have proof that Cinderella has been lying to all of us. I've got some textures right here. I have proof that Cinderella saw Apollo in Los Angeles. You don't even know me Cinderella. We've never met. You're my Wicked Stepmother. We've never met. You're my Wicked Stepmother. Okay, whatever. I've never met you. Maybe Cinderella should take an AIDS test. Then we get to the bottom. Maybe Prince Charming too, okay? Yeah, so good for her. I mean, you know who it's not good for? All the people who struggle living in New York City being singers every day trying to make it onto Broadway. I'm sure they're not happy with it. Hey, you know what? You've earned that. You've earned that by yelling at people, being a horrible person on TV. Listen, we all get to Broadway in different ways. Yeah, exactly. And some of us never do because other people get there by yelling at people on TV. Yeah. And some of us just sit in our house. Yeah. So, Nini's story for this season is now super boring. Basically, she's like, "Ooh, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous." She is in her dressing room and she gets like a text from her realtor, of course. And she gets flowers from her realtor and she's like, "Ooh, these are nice. I'm going to put them in the dressing room." And then she goes in the dressing room. And then there's actually like a giant poster of Nini that's blurred out in the dressing room, which is really ridiculous. And then the director comes in and it's like, "So, Nini, in the future, it's not, it's just, this is all consuming, not all too consuming. Okay, thanks." And it was like the end. Oh, yeah. Otherwise, please don't slap Cinderella again because that's not in the script. Yeah. All right. Yeah. One thing I wrote down was when she walked onto that stage, they show her walking onto the empty stage. And she's like, "So far, I've just rehearsed in a Marriott hotel room with Greg. But now here I am on this stage." And I just thought Ethel Merman just farted on a chorus boy in heaven because it is. No, Ethel Merman with her nasty ass is up there just like, "Fuck you!" Yeah. Ethel Merman in Sweet Charity. Could you imagine hers? I know, I'm sorry. This is an old man. This is old man talking. Ethel Merman is Sweet Charity. I mean, that's crazy! Do you want to have fun? Fun? Fun? Fun? As about a few last big spendah. What did she, she sang something on, what was the song that she sang in the airplane? Do you remember? I don't remember. No, I don't remember. I remember her from her artistic roles as Gypsy. Yes. I mean, as Mama Rose and Gypsy. Yeah. Or all that other stuff. Oh, man! Ne Ne Merman. La Merman is your woman! I'm very rich, bitch! Bitch! Look! Close your legs to married men! Thanks, son! We have a lot of musical theater going on today. We were talking about Liza and Nellie in the bonus episode too. We moved my caffeine finally kicking in here on the last of my two pump mocha. Listen, I am going through my Tiago ice brew and it's very strong. And basically, if you could see me now, you'd see me flicking a top hat, an imaginary top hat on and off of my head, like Mr. Peanut. I hope that tea has some healing qualities for burn victims there, Ben. Oh, I hope so! I hope so! I hope so! By buying that tea, Ben! You're a tea! Get it? Ahhh! So anyway, so Ne Ne was on Broadway and she moved into a two million dollar mansion, which will probably be repossessed in two years. So... I love that Ne Ne is like farewell written monologue on the end of the screen, was written like 20 minutes before the show ended. I know. I'd be laughing. Ne Ne Leaks is still on Broadway. Yeah. Greg still is holding her purse. Her son has not learned how to rob a Walmart yet, so we're still having hope for him. Jamie. Yes. So then we have Cynthia and Peter, and Peter, they're like, they're closing down bar one, the first bar one. They cut the scene where they're sitting in front of bar one with a hammer, trying to get all the wood off the door that's blocking them from entering, for not paying their rent. Yeah, exactly. And they're like so many memories here, it's like a montage, like some of the worst scenes in house art history. But basically it's just like a montage of Cynthia walking in and everyone be like, "Heyyyyyy!" Everyone's like, "I love your wig, I love your clothes, I love your this." He's like, "We have so much memories here, babe." Yeah, and then like we're excited to get started with bar one, the other bar one, which my mind should be called bar two, but whatever. So then they're like, they're taking down these paintings and all this stuff. And then Peter's like, "Oh babe, I want to show you something else." It's like, tada, it's another empty storefront that he's rented out without asking her. It's gonna be a coffee shop, it's gonna be called Peter's Brew. I'm like, there may be some brand issues there, I'm just imagining it be like, you know, it's gonna be like a place where you can get coffee and you know, maybe I should just call it Peter's coffee, you know, like. I think people will understand that, right? Peter's Brew. Peter's Brew. How about Pete's Brew? How did she not, Peter books, how did she not have a shit fit? When he said he bought that, I mean, he basically rented a place with her money, since that's all they have. Yeah. She rented a place with, he rented a place with her money and didn't tell her again. And she's like, "Babe, we should probably talk about this." How about babe, you're kicked out of the fucking house, I already got you a new bar after the last one was foreclosed on. Yeah. So if you open up a coffee shop, that sounds exactly like Pete's coffee. And you know what's gonna be, is gonna be him in the back behind a table, like mixing up Taster's Choice for people. It's like, or options are Taster's Choice and Folgers. And on a special day, they have like Maxwell house. No. They're gonna be like full on canteen, those canteen things from Starbucks that people at the office get. Yeah. It's, you know, it's gonna be like McDowell's, like McDowell's versus McDonald's. Peter's Coffee. One of those little corrig machines that you put the pot in. That's almost giving him too much credit because that actually tastes good. We call it Peter's Pod. On Thursdays we serve Sanka. Everybody's serving coffee, babe. It's just a guarantee. This is a chance to go to the coffee world, babe. Yeah. Guaranteed. Look, it's gonna be a huge success. It's under an overpass. Who doesn't want to have coffee with your wife's fucking gigantic face? Because you know it'll be there right behind the prices. Yeah. It'll be all like the leftover crap from bar one that they couldn't fit in the new place. The 50 cent refill will be listed right next to her right eye. The Cynthia Bailey is basically a coffee with bales in it. It's an Irish coffee. So Peter's coffee shop. And I just put, yeah. Okay. So next we have Candy and Tide. Well no, wait. No, there was more with Peter. Oh, there was? Then they went to the, they were walking around and then Apollo called them. Oh my God. Of course, I don't write down anything good. I'm just like, how those predators letting them in. The end. So they're like walking around and Apollo calls from jail. He's like, hey, I still haven't seen my kids. And you know why? Because you're in fucking jail Apollo because you committed felonies, okay? And your kids don't need to be coming to Kentucky to see you or you fucking crazy. Stop whining. Why are you the victim? You're the one who took yourself away from your children by doing that. That's no one else's fault. And frankly, Phaedra shouldn't have to go to jail to visit them. It's better for them not to be like, oh, my dad's in jail. This is totally normal. And you don't want your baby normalized going to jail? What the fuck? And I'm sorry. Phaedra actually made a really good point, which was she's like, listen, I don't know. Am I going, are they going to be resentful that I took them to jail or they can be resentful that I don't take in jail? It's like, I can't win either way, which is, she's actually right. A list of excuses was very funny. She's like, I think they were, I mean, look, I can't go to jail because there's not a nursery in jail. There's not, you know, I can't go with, he has to pee. We have to leave. I mean, you can't go to jail because in jail, I mean, who's going to hand me a suitcase full of cash? Nobody. Nobody's going to do that for me until she's just kind of going off, but she doesn't need excuses. Excuses. He's the one who fucked up, went to jail. I don't want my kids around that shit by and I'm divorcing you. So bye. You'll see them some other day. She's like, they only have six chairs in the waiting area. And what if Ada needs to sit down and there's only, there's no chairs left? Well, then what am I supposed to, we have to leave? I mean, I think, I mean, I tend to think that the jail has accommodations for little kids. I'm sorry. I do think that. But I mean, I think it's within a right not to go and like you said, and it's also, it's a long ways away. And I have to say, I also thought the scene with Phaedra making like messed up cookies with her kids was an adorable scene. And I think that Aiden is so cute and such a sharp little kid. I feel bad actually that he's going to have like, this will probably catch up to him at some point. Well, yeah, all our parents bullshit does eventually, doesn't it? I think I actually think that Phaedra is a pretty good mom to those kids. She seems like she is. Yeah, you can definitely tell that they have her influence because he's like, I can't leave until my hair is perfect. Yeah. I mean, my hair do to be perfect. But I liked when like the cookies came out like totally janky. It was just like one big cookie blob and then and then Aiden was like, well, it's a very good experiment. I was like, oh, so cute. He was adorable. But meanwhile, while this is in her cut with Paula talking to Peter and Cynthia. So Cynthia is more or less staying out of it. She's just cooing some nice like supportive things like stay strong, Apollo, stay strong. And then Peter is like, so did you hear that Phaedra thought of a divorce? I'm like, you idiot, it's really not like why it's not that's not your place to say that. Well, the men are all standing behind Apollo. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. He's still not on the pillow side. Yeah. He's on a well, what's Apollo gonna do? He's going to come after her with a fucking drill. No, but but meaning that it like it embroiled the true them in this mess. Well, yeah, but that's that's how all of this has been. It's been other people getting them involved in shit. Yeah. And it's Apollo getting himself involved in shit to be on TV. I mean, is it an accident that Apollo happened to call the cameras are rolling exactly with Peter? Yeah. No way. No way. No way. No way. I think maybe you could talk to her. No, they're not going to go talk to her for you. Cynthia is sure as hell not Peter, my hey, why don't you let why don't you let him see his kids? That's not nice. No, no free referrals for you. I know it's a long drive, but I can give you a big gulp of Peter's coffee, Peter's brew. I just bought the jail with Cynthia's money. So now it's called Peter's Prison and you're allowed to bring it kids. Hey, come have some next cafe. Um, so meanwhile, uh, candy. See now. Candy. I think about a little bit too with Raleigh Todd seems so fucking awful, she's sitting there trying to talk to him and he's rolling his eyes on his Twitter or whatever, just staring at his cell phone. I hate that. Mm hmm. He makes me crazy. He's gone. So they ended up going over to, uh, Mama Joyce's half. Yeah. That is wrong. Candy. Half of them. They go to Mama Joyce's. Mm hmm. And there's a big old feast. Oh my god, look so good. Family feast where every, there's so much food that they have to put it in those silver tins. I know. By the way, if anyone in the LA area wants to make a meal like that and then invite me and Ronnie over, we'll come totally make a whole bunch of mac and cheese and stuff like that. And by the way, there was a mac and cheese recipe in the New York Times today that looked divine. New Yorkers don't know how to make mac and cheese, Ben. I know you make Ronnie makes killer mac and cheese, but I'm tempted to try this one. Go for it. Yeah. Sharette. Yeah. Sharette. Someone make a soul food meal for us and will come in Los Angeles. So they are going to dinner over at Mama Joyce's and all the family is there and candy announces that she's going to be going to LA with Todd. See who he's fucking over there probably. I hope so. Yeah, probably. And Riley's like, you're going to leave your daughter? That's not very nice. Why are you going to leave me here all alone? Are you going to come with us, Riley? No, I'm not. Well, Riley. Mama Joyce finally gave us what we're waiting for. Mama Joyce, first of all, looked like she had an entire fist up her butt that time. Her eyes were raised like she was dismayed, but she was also sad, but also pondering. I really want to know what's going on her in her head and I have a feeling it's something like this. What? I'll bet those are the sounds of her head because that's what her face looks like. But Mama Joyce gave an apology, which went a little something like this. Todd, now I know I said something. If I offended you, I am sorry that I said those things. I did not say those things on my own. Those are things that I heard from people on the street. I would never say that because I'm not that person, I'm better than that. And Todd just stared at her like, "Really, bitch?" She's like, "That wasn't really a very sincere apology." Yeah, then he made people on the street jokes, which he's totally right. Of course, it's not a sincere apology, but this is not one of your friends, idiot. Just say thank you, hugger. That's all I wanted from you, hugger, and it's fixed. Why does it need to be more drama for the rest of your life? I think it's because he'll still have an excuse to do whatever the hell he's doing. Exactly. Well... My mom. By the way, I am looking forward to the spin-off, the candy ski trip. It's like really a silly idea for a spin-off, but basically it looks like candy and Todd and the whole family like Bertha and Noreen, or whatever her name is. And Mama Joyce, like the whole family is going to Colorado to go skiing. And that's just a one episode thing? They said it was a new limited series. It's probably going to be like Candy's Wedding, which was probably like four or five episodes. I don't know. I liked Candy's Wedding. I thought that was a good spin-off, and this is one of those cases where I'm pro-it. And you know what else I like about it? It's not a damn wedding show. It's a bunch of people going skiing. So they're going to fall over, they're going to fall over and fight, which I'm down with. Yeah, that's true. I just wish that their new thing would be divorce shows, because all these couples that get married, it's really fun to actually watch them get divorced too. They do have divorce shows. It's called The Regular Seasons of Real House Women. That's true. That's true. Every season, someone's visiting that same lawyer, that same bald-headed bearded lawyer in Atlanta. Yeah, but I need a full episode of Apollo chasing Phaedra around their big house with like drills and other things that wouldn't really hurt her, like other things that couldn't be used as a weapon. He's like, I got some scotch tape, you better watch out Phaedra, I'm coming now. I got an African holder. You watch out. I took the afghan off the couch. You better watch out. I'm going to cut you up on that couch real good. I got one of those little cut measures that comes with the rice cooker. You watch out, man. I'll tell you what, you're about to get this teaspoon in an eye. I got a little plastic clip that closes up a paper, a potato chip bag. You watch out. You watch out with it. Apollo came after me with a chip clip. I had to change the locks. I got a scrunchy. You watch out. I also replaced the chips. So I got cheese noodles instead. That should keep me safe. Lord. Okay. So the Todd thing, I mean, the thing with the spinoff for me, the biggest problem with the ski spinoff, is that Todd's going to be in it. I can't watch Todd anymore with his tall hair, trying to be a big man. Stop it. Congratulations on getting somewhere in the world. Now please be quiet again. I don't mind his tall hair, but I do mind is his like overly manicured beard. It's like, it's very, it's like, very disturbing to me. Like a tall hair I can deal with. I just don't like that he's mean to my candy. I know. He's probably getting mad at her about like which trail he can go down on the mountain. See, I want to go down and diamond, but candy she won't let me. And I don't know. I don't know where this marriage is going now. Listen, candy, your mother was really mean to me on the bunny hop. Hey, I fell off the, I fell off the little, that's what it's called, what are those things called where it drab, the pull, the rope pull, whatever. Your mother called me, the son of a whore on the tram. The sky tram. Yeah. Ski lift. Ski lift. Oh, good Lord. Can you tell I was a poor child? We never skied. You know, you want us with our hands. You know, you want to see Anne Bertha in a gondola. That would be amazing. No fighting over here. The gondolas we're back and forth is mama Joyce, but mama Joyce Carmen, a shoe and Anne Bertha in the gondola and see that thing rock back and forth. It would be like the solid pepper shakers at a carnival. Mama Joyce wouldn't let me put extra marshmallows in my hot cocoa. So the other thing that happened is that the girls went to see canons. My twirls on shockingly not picked up pilot. Yes. Yes. Yes. Typing in. Life twirls on at the moment. So you just go ahead and talk for me. Life twirls on. And so do we. Just how we do it is no mystery. That's a little empty nest reference for everyone. I know you are waiting for it. Oh, empty nest. Don't show that I just watched because it was on after Golden Girls and nothing else was. And Dynamataph was on and Joe is who's who. Don't you wish Dreyfus was in life twirls on. That would have been great. Dreyfus. Dreyfus. I am singing when this is premiering. Oh, she said she's going to premiere it on March 16th. Exclusive. Probably exclusive to YouTube. Yeah. Her sitcom. Wow. Well, so what happened was this she invited all the girls over to a mansion for this viewing party and was this bonkers sort of situation was like a fake wedding. There was cocktails and a harpist and people singing and doing sort of like interpretive dance. But the thing is only like six people showed up because it was the women. It's just the women. And then Kenya showed up in a wedding gown and it was all very strange. But I think because Kenya didn't seem to be taking it too seriously. It didn't bother me as much as other events. Yeah, it was kind of a weird finale because usually there's some kind of a big party at the end. Yeah. And this wasn't. This was just like the ladies kind of getting along in a house, which is kind of weird. And making fun of Kenya, which was amazing. Yeah, I liked when Fadre was like, I'm all for a dramatic entrance, but one that makes sense. I'm like, you are one to talk. I seem to remember the baby showers from three seasons ago or eight ins like first birthday with 10 cakes or the marching band in your last one. Like, what was that? She's like, this is about men leaving. I need a marching band men that will march on and then leave like, no, was that how we're trying it together because that don't make much sense. But I love an entrance. It makes no sense. Yeah. Which is why I love Fadre as well. I'm marching band. Welcome to my very serious event. Yeah. So they watched Kenya's pilot and they laughed. I don't think I don't get the sense that the show is particularly good or funny, but I think they were laughing because they were seeing like their friends. It's like when you watch like home videos of your friends and you crack up and you show it to a stranger and they have no idea why you're laughing so hard. Oh, or like any of my YouTube videos. So, yeah, so Kenya, the funniest line in it is Kenya saying, I'm a 30 year old virgin looking for love. And then they all start cracking up and she's like, okay, a 35 year old virgin looking for love. And candy is like, you going to stop again? Yeah. 45 year old non virgin. Yeah, but I think the thing that struck me was, you know, they were all getting along and they're all having a great time at this thing. And they were it was like, oh my gosh, finally the women are like happy again. And it's like next week at the reunion and they are just viciously fighting and it's like, that's the thing that about these shows sometimes that gets me is because every now and then one of these seasons on any of these shows, the women have like a therapy session, like especially on New Jersey, they get to a good place and then cut to the reunion as Andy Cohen smiles like the pie piper and watches these people tear each other down again. Yeah. Well, they all watch a show now really every time you learn every time we record, you're going to bark at somebody every damn time, seriously back like saying sorry, every time doesn't work. Okay. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. Oh, mail men. So yeah, so basically they were just happy and then next week we see them ripping each other to shreds, but then we also see them hugging Nini after she storms off stage. And it's like a group hug and they're like, but we love you. Oh God. And Nini saying after all this, you know, whatever we go through, it's a sisterhood. We're all still sisters, you know, whatever, I hope Nini leaves. We can't have her anymore. Well, reportedly she was paid record amounts to return. So I don't think she'll be leaving. I, I still hope she does. Okay. So let's leave her since she can't leave us. Let's leave Nini behind and move on to which one do you want to do next, what sweat or real housewives of male Ben, why don't we do blood sweat? Why not? We never give it. We never promote it out of the third place on our podcast. So why don't we give it second place for once. All right. Then blood sweat. What do you do? Blood sweat and he else. I'm enjoying. I have to say, by the way, I'm enjoying the season so far. I am invested. I also am enjoying the new ladies. What do you think? The new ladies are bringing the drums, that's for sure. In this episode, they show that they will fight dirty. They will. They will. Well, I guess. So, well, first, I guess, let's see, what are the, what are the main things? Well, what? My main thing, my main starting point, I have to start at the beginning because that's where this all starts. Back in the beginning. Let's fix chapter one. Can we be done? Back to the beginning. Aww. Sorry, little Joseph. A little Joseph. In her gigantic sponge wig. Oh, yeah. It should be that such a fear. I like her sponge wig. And it's not going to sponge up the cancer. Take off that wig. I like it. I like it. I like it. It's sort of like Whitney's used in 1986. You know, I don't like that. You shouldn't be putting your body under that much stress when you're sick. I like it. It looks heavy. I like it. And by the way, there's something else I would like to say. Demetria's hair. So, okay. Talking about black woman's hair is like a danger zone because you don't want to, it's like if you talk about it, you're just like, not allowed to. That's just something we completely don't understand. I know. But that being said, I love Demetria's hair. And is that racist for me to say it? I don't think it's racist. I think it's praise. But you love somebody's hair? Well, because people like... Why would that be racist? Well, it's like that whole thing, like, when white people touch black people's hair, it's like the most, like, it's, it's like a, you don't do that. It's like patronizing. Whatever. I know. But I don't want to be construed like that. The point is this. Oh, Lord. This whole... We're about to enter racist territory for the entire, and not as being racist, but the whole topic of this show and the next one is racism. This... Actually, this episode, nothing, like, really severe happens, but, you know, as we talk about it, there's going to be something where we'll probably say some stupid shit without even realizing it. Oh, man. Don't be such a pussy. It's an episode about racism. Excuse me. We were talking about, wait a second, we were talking before we even started the podcast. We were like, oh, yeah, we should probably warn people we're going to say some stupid shit by accident. So now I'm saying, you're like, "Man, don't be a pussy." Well, I would have said it before, but if Mike wasn't on, so it wouldn't have counted. No, I mean, I don't think we're saying anything too stupid. But that being said, I, I love Demetri's hair. It's just, it's got just great volume, and I love it. Now her personality, I don't know. Watching her and her boyfriend have lunch together talking about the wedding was kind of painful because they both talk like this. Well, Demetri's always over everything. You know, she's such a smart, intelligent woman, and it's like, you don't even care because she just sits there like, "Well, whatever, I don't even want a wedding. I just want to like, I just want to go into a room and exchange vows." That's all. I don't want, it's like, shut up. What are we going to do for the wedding? I don't care. What do you want to do? Well, you said you wanted a church wedding. Yeah, but then we could just go to IHOP. Oh, that's just as romantic as when you proposed. Yeah. When you got off the couch, and then there was a ring, and I had a scarf on my head. Yeah, I love you. I love you too. Oh my gosh. They're too boring to even wait on. I wouldn't even give them time if I was waiting on them. I'd be like, "What do you want?" And then leave immediately. I wouldn't be like, "How's your day?" Yeah. Because I really don't want to hear it in that monotone tone. I'm trying to keep my energy up, Demetri. Yeah. Demetri, cheer up. I want to love you. I want to like, I want to praise you, but you're just so over everything. I'm so Brooklyn, I just can't embrace you. Oh, Eeyore. She really is. And then it was weird that she, so she and Daisy had this like a little coffee, and it was sort of strange because all season long, there's been like, like iciness between them, and now all of a sudden they're having a coffee. It just didn't make sense. I like when Daisy's like, you know, we're getting along right now, but I don't want to tell her about the big C because I don't want her being friends with me just because of cancer. I want her to be friends with me because of me. Because people are always chasing down cancer patients to be friends with. The only person who's like actively seeking cancer friends to use is Kim Richards, everybody else. And Amber from New Jersey. No, I think that what she, what she meant was that. I know what she meant. Oh, okay. Fine, Ronnie. Am I being a bitch, Ben? Sorry, Ben. No, Rondo. No. I love you, Ben. You're Ronnie. I love you, Ben. I'm sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, darling. I'm sorry, darling. I'm sorry. I didn't need to be like that. Well, that's actually what I like about Daisy because if it were Amber from New Jersey, the first thing she would say as well, you know, I have cancer, but Daisy's like, I don't want to bring it up because I want her to see this is like not coming from a place of like, like garnering sympathy. It's coming from a place of me genuinely trying to just to reboot the friendship. So also when you're trying to hill, you don't need somebody showing up with the 12 pack of donuts. You know that bitch doesn't buy flowers. Yeah. That's right. I got a crispy cream on 3rd street. Yeah. And I'm like, Daisy, again, I was like, Daisy, don't go to fashion week. Rest up. You've got cancer, girl. I'm not saying. Doesn't want to tell people because every if you have cancer and you tell people, people are going to be like, really? Should you be putting that dollar in a strip is G string? You have can't I can still move my hands. My penis still works for Christ sake. I don't have a penile cancer off my ass. Daisy. But then doing that, you know, M&Ms have been causing cancer, right? Are you sure you're going to eat that M&M? I wouldn't tell people either. So then, um, Chantal, except you know the cameras when I was alone. I would tell America, but not you. Then we had Chantal, his brother was visiting and she's like, Oh, you know, he's here from Britain. And he likes to live it up because when he's in Britain, he works in a yogurt factory or as you people in America say, yogurt. It's like, okay, it's totally different there. Yeah. I like how she was talking to her friends because she's like, you know, I just couldn't do that. I couldn't live where we grew up because, you know, how everyone lives there, just living life. I couldn't do that. 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Prescription required restrictions apply. And then we had a little scene of Arzo with her boyfriend yesterday. There's sort of a cute random coupling, but I had to say, and we're going to get into Arzo later, I kind of like Arzo. She's crazy, you know? But I like her. Yeah, I'm liking her so far. She seems like kind of a raging bitch. She's one of those people who doesn't understand what a bitch she is until she's on TV and people tell her. Yeah, exactly. So before we get to the real crux of the episode, why don't we talk about Micah Pop runway real quickly? Oh my god, just the runways in general. We got to see a scene of Daisy, who's like, "I'm so busy, I'm going to do this runway show." And you see her backstage at the runway show going to all her important people who are all bravo people, every single one of them. She's like, "I'm here with Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey." Oof, what a get, girl. You're the next Barbara Streis. I mean, the next Barbara Walter, the next Barbara Streisam. She's that too. That's how Barbara Streisam started. She got Funny Girl by being nice to somebody from Top Chef for a season. Yeah, exactly. In the '60s. It was like Cuban Missile Crisis Chef. Don't tell me, "I'm not your bitch, bitch." And then Michael Costello, who's oddly skinny. And then Geneva's Big Interview at Fashion Week, she's like, "I'm so into fashion." I'm like, "You are wearing a plaid skirt with a neon leopard top from TJ Maxx and a beret." Come on now. Just because everything doesn't match does not mean you know fashion, okay? Yeah. You look like the floor of a Ross dress for less. People just throw shit on the ground and walk all over it. Oh, gosh. And then her deep question, she's like, "So, what was it like dressing a shallow bomber?" Why are you asking him that? He's answered that a million times. I know. I mean, even what's your favorite ice cream would be better than that? It's your favorite ice cream. And then she was like, "I can tell you mine." She's like, "Everything at Baskin' Robins." She's like, "Everything but them." Everything but vanilla. So then anyway, so Micah decides that she is going to throw like this pop-up runway at the Empire Hotel. And so she goes to this whole audition process, which was like maybe a shade more impressive than anything that's ever happened at the Bailey Agency, you know, in that same range. And then like the day of like four models cancel and Micah starts to cry. She's like, "I worked so hard for this. It's about this. This is my brand." I'm like, "If you're so concerned about your brand, don't have the stupid event in the first place." I like what she said, "These models are so unprofessional. You think you're Naomi Campbell? You want my Naomi? Naomi can be late. You can't be late." Yeah, I did like that. I'm just going to start telling people that. You're not Naomi. I did like that. So then basically the event happens and the big pop-up runway was like a bunch of girls and bikinis holding up glow sticks. So it kind of just looked like everyone was ordering bottle service all at once, you know? Like I was like, "There's nothing fashionable about it." No, it's like bad bathing suits in a bar. No one knows it's coming. So the music is still playing and everybody's talking. And Micah's being funny on the microphone, but you can't hear her. So anybody can hear is, "What the hell?" And then these models come out with glow sticks. They just hold them up and walk around. Yeah, it made no sense and I don't even think that that crowd was even like the sort of crowd that would want or need to like hire a pop-up runway for an event, you know? She was like, "Yeah, but you got to be known." I mean, look, if you're worrying about your models not showing up, why didn't you call the waiter models from the other agency that your friend owns? Yeah. Sure. You could use some bus boys. They're all hot. Size 28-wist. The flawless, the flawless agency. I built it when I was 21. So the biggest thing that happened in this episode, I was a little disappointed, I have to say, because Geneva was arrested and went to jail, which we didn't get to see. We never get to see the good shit. Oh, wait, pause, Melissa Ford went on a date with a really attractive guy, but they had no chemistry. Oh, yeah. That was funny. And Melissa and someone said, "Yeah, you know, it's hard for Melissa because she's like the most gorgeous woman in the world." So she's just trying to find some -- no one -- you know what, you could find so many people who don't know who Melissa Ford is, okay? You're not Julia Roberts. Yeah, exactly. Talk about not Naomi Campbell, too. I mean, it's just, you know, like, get over yourself, Melissa Ford. You were in some videos, you know, 12 years ago. People would probably want to date you more if you stopped introducing yourself as Melissa Ford, the video model, who was only treated like a piece of ass a whole lot. Yeah, and have it be more, like, engaging and entertaining on a date rather than just ordering red wine and being, like, snarky and sighing a lot. And if you're going to go on a date and try and be ugly or so someone will fall in love with you, how about you do it with less makeup and not your eyebrows? Frown upside down, please stop it. That still bugs me. If she shows her film or done live, so we could, like, tweet them, please with the eyebrows, frowny brows. I don't need to see your negative eyebrows on TV. I'm trying to watch these shows to be positive. Frowny brows. So, yeah, she had the date with that guy who, it got really awkward, but I think part of the reason it got awkward is because her big date question was, if you met the right woman right now, what would be your reaction? Yeah, she has no game. Yeah, he just ate. Yeah, I mean, it seemed like, at first, seemed like the date was going really well. He seemed like very suave and, like, measured and I was, like, ooh, and then all of a sudden, she started sighing and he's, like, "I know, you saw it again." I was, like, "What? What happened? Huh? Huh?" I feel like if I met the perfect woman right now, I would probably iron my hair again just to make sure it's completely flat. I mean, Jesus, iron hair. Yeah, I mean, her big, like... How do you iron hair that short? I don't know. But I like to share her big, like, opening question was, like, "So, you look like you're not a stranger to the gym." I'm like, "What sort of, like, what sort of statement is that? Like, how do you open up like that? That's just an awkward thing to say and what's he supposed to say?" And he's like, "Why is he so defensive?" Like, guys have to apologize. It's like reverse shaming again. Like, you got to the gym. It's almost like reverse shaming because he must deal with that a lot because his response was so weird. I was like, "Well, I have a gun." My sister had a baby, so I'm the godfather. Actually, I think that makes you the uncle, which is kind of higher in the food chain. But he's like, "Well, you know, my sister had a baby and I just want to be healthy for those kids so I can live longer." You did not get that huge because your sister had a baby, okay? That's just started in your 20s because you were like fat and couldn't get pussy. Yeah. Exactly. Blaming your sister's baby on. Yeah, Victor. Yeah. Come on. You don't have to apologize for being hot. You earn that shit. Just be like, "Yeah, that's right. That's why I'm on a date with a video model." Now, what artist did you work for again? Yeah, I have to look up what video she's been in. Whenever I think of Melissa Ford, I just, there's a song by the game where he, like, name checks or he, like, makes fun of, like, video girls, whatever. So anyway, so Geneva. So midway through the episode, like, the music gets all sad and, like, Chantal comes over to Geneva's apartment. Geneva's like in a bathrobe and crying and she's like, "What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened? Maybe my brother was at the yoga factory for this." My brother won't stop going into different yoga factories. He keeps touring yoga factories. I have to turn to stop and I can't even turn to stop right now because I'm here to find out what happened with you. He went to a hot yoga and now he's going to open a hot yoga studio in London and he's going to call it very sizzling yoga time factory. He's obsessed with your play. I can't get him out of there. Yoga, yoga, yoga. I'm sorry to interrupt this stupid segment again. But one thing I wrote down is my favorite thing that Melissa is doing lately. If you can't cerebroly stimulate me, then I have not, first of all, stopped with the cerebroly. All right. Congratulations on your word-a-day calendar, but you need to get past January 1st at some point. What do you mean? Flip the page. Cerebroly is over, okay? It's yesterday as that new girl's boyfriend. Yeah, with an eye, yesterday with an eye. If someone asked his name, oh God, it's yesterday with an eye. Yes, it's her day. Yes. Y-E-S-T-I-R-D-A-Y. Could you imagine that in a waiting room? No. Your sturdy? No, it's yesterday. Oh, it's spelled wrong. Do you want to redo this? The doctor needs exact names. No, it's yesterday. All I know is that he's just very passe, ha, ha, get it? Yesterday's news. You're a so-yoster day. Anyway, so- So- So, yes. You're so yes-dirty. Say yes to sturdy men. I don't know what that means. Okay. So Jimmy wasn't jail. Okay. Now this story of Jimmy- This is the story. Thank God for this half-gaming girl on the show. Yeah, I know. Said what I was thinking. I know me too. Because I was like, really? Seriously? Look, if you're saying- There are real, real. Wait, let's tell the story first. Okay. You tell it. I'll be quiet. Okay. So, according to Geneva, through tears, she tells us the story that she gets in a cab. She's going to go to the nail salon just for like a 10-minute thing. And when she's in the cab, she notices the driver's going the long way, so she just asks him like, "Why are you going this way?" And he starts yelling at me, really yelling. And you already have to stop, because the way she was saying it, she was making herself the victim, but also you could see that she was being a total bitch. Because that's not really abnormal for the taxi driver to take his own way. Unless you specify it, he's going to go wherever he wants to go. So she's like, "Why are you taking me this way?" And he said, "You didn't tell me which way you want to go?" And she said, "Yes, sir. Actually, yes, sir. I did tell you blah, blah, blah." So she's already fighting with him about the way that she's going to go. So then she says that he stops in traffic, and makes her get out, but then she finds a traffic op, and the traffic op is like, "No, it's illegal to do that. You have to keep on going to her destination." So then he drives the destination, and she's scared, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because the meter was still running. The meter was still running. How long does this incident take where she got out of the cab, and then the police stopped? How long did that take that the meter's still running, that it's so expensive that you're not going to pay for that? Right. By the way, and by the way, it couldn't have been that expensive because the final meter was like $15, so it was probably like a minute. So anyway, so they get out of, so she says, "Wait, when she got out of it, when she got out in traffic, that's where the construction guy thought she was so hot that they made a jacket for her out of a construction cone." It's like, "Really? Are you really wearing a bright orange plastic jacket right now while you're talking about traffic?" I was wondering where you're going with that. I was like, "Is it either irony or themabic? I don't know what you're doing there, but…" Oh my gosh. So anyway, so according to her, they get to the destination, and she says, "She gets out of the cab, and she says, "I'm going to pay you, but first I'm going to go inside." And so she goes inside, and she calls the police, and then when she comes outside, she says, "He called the police, too." Now when the police show up, she's like, "Oh good, you're here. I'm Geneva." He's like, "Oh, you." And then she gets arrested because she didn't pay her cab fare. So then she says, "This is an example of taxi drivers. Taxi drivers are such assholes, but they're also like, they're so mean and racist to black people." That's basically the gist of her situation. Well, and the cops. And the cops, too. If you're in front of a cop, it doesn't matter if you're a Trayvon with a hoodie or what, blah, blah, blah, you're all the same to the cops. Yeah. She's like, "I'm not." She's like, "I pay my bills. I don't do my crimes. I don't litter." So now… But you didn't pay your bill. You didn't pay your taxi, bitch? So here's the thing. I mean, she's not wrong. I mean, the taxi drivers are racist, and the police… Taxi drivers in New York are dicks. They're dicks. They're racist. And I mean, you just have to turn on the news to know about the police. You know? So… I don't disagree with her there. But, you know… We know Geneva. But do you know Geneva? I know Geneva. Trayvon Place is a little awkward. That's a little awkward. But also, we also know Geneva, and we know that when she tells her version of stories, she can sometimes downplay situations. I mean, you know, when she talked about Micah getting wasted at the Hampton, she's like, "She was dang… I was scared. I was scared." She was… You know, it's like, you got it. She was trying to beat down the door. She has a tendency to embellish, and not to take away. I'm sure it was scary for her. For sure. I'm sure it was scary. I'm sure it was awful for her. And I'm sure she… But you know what? You know it would be less scary? Not fighting with cab drivers. Yeah. How about you fork over just the $15. Be like, "This guy is an asshole. He's racist. Take your $15 fucking dollars and I'm out of here." And if he's going to the wrong bridge, then that's such a fast thing to say. Just say, "Oh no, you're heading towards the wrong bridge. Would you take the Brooklyn Bridge?" That's it. Why are you fighting with him, and then leaving without paying? Look, if I could start a fight everywhere, I'd walk into the fucking liquor time store and start yelling at the guy for giving me a dirty look and walk out with some M&M's and a Diet Coke. You don't do that. Fighting with somebody does not give you a free cab ride. Exactly. And first of all, she should have taken Uber anyway. So, then, so Chantal came, you know, comes over and like, "Oh no, oh well, you must have been so scared. Oh, I'm so sorry, it's not right. Oh no." So then cut to Micah's pop runway fashion show and the girls arrive, et cetera. And I think it was Chantal who was like, "Did you hear that Geneva was arrested?" And Arzo was like, "Ha!" She was like, "That's hilarious." And she's like, "I don't think it's funny at all. I don't think it's very funny at all." And then Arzo says, and then Melissa's like, "I've been arrested five times." And then Arzo is like, "Oh please, this wasn't about race." She didn't pay her tax bill and she probably got, became an angry meatball over it. I just like cracked up. I kind of, I kind of believe everything. Is it weird that I believe both sides of the story all at once? Well, Geneva's right that there is racism. There is systematic racism to deny it is silly, right? So if the cops come up to you and you're a black person, most likely, they're not going to treat you the same. And a cab driver too. So I believe- She's lucky she didn't get shot. Obviously. I mean, I've seen that in action many times and heard of it from my friend. So it's not like that doesn't exist, but first of all, if he was racist, he wouldn't have picked you up in the first damn place because we all know the racist taxi drivers will not stop for a black person because they're dicks. And second, you got in a fight with the taxi driver, got out of the cab, then got back in and then stormed off without paying. Period. And what was she like, she's going to call the cops and what was what was her end game? I'd like to report an asshole, you know, it's like- Overcharging me $2 that it took for me to like stand outside in a construction zone. Like how much- You know what you do? You just- You pay it and you don't tip. That's how that works in life. You know what it is in life? I mean, I get it. I do understand, as we've said a few times now, there is like systematic racism with taxi drivers, police officers, for sure. But sometimes- In the world. In the world. In the world. I mean, I know that people get upset when we say that with cops, like if your husband's a cop or whatever. We're not saying your husband. We're just saying, like in general, reading the news, it's obviously still an issue. Yeah. But either way, either way, I mean, maybe I'm being naive saying this. But given that there are these crazy racists out there, and given that there's like undue hostility, especially if you are a minority, if I found myself in a situation where I had a crazy cabbie who was yelling at me whatever, it's like you just sort of take the easiest way out to diffuse the situation, give that money, and get the hell out of there. You know? I know that might be naive, you know, because I haven't been in that situation as a black person. Well, don't escalate. You're just saying it's stupid to escalate. Yeah. It's stupid to escalate. She should have gone. She should have gone his badge number. She should have gone all this information. She pays, calls up his boss, then call the cops, whatever it is, get the information. Get yourself out of the danger, but like, it sounds like she handled it incorrectly. But then, yeah, and if you're so afraid of the cops, then why are you calling them over a taxi cab fight? Because that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why should the cops waste their damn time coming to some nail salon in Brooklyn to worry about your cab driver? If you're so afraid of the police, give me a break, lady. I don't buy it. And my main problem and the reason it makes me mad is because there are such legitimate issues that need to be talked about in our society and dealt with in a reasonable manner. And to make this like a cause for racism and to compare yourself to Trayvon is just fucking, it's, it's not just bullshit. It's like disrespectful to the people who are actually dealing with this on a daily day. It cheapens the movement because then it makes white people, you know, sort of like the like annoying awful white people say things like, well, you know, black people will cry racism over anything, you know, like, well, when it's like, well, everything, like, you know, white people are always looking for an excuse to say shit like that. So like, you know, it's, it does, it does cheap and it's, it's, you know, I, I believe that she felt she was the victim of racism. And she probably was, but I also think this was, this was you got to pick and choose a parts at least paid for her bus seat. Jesus Christ. She didn't leave the bus and call all the police demanding a refund. Listen, in life, you got to pick and choose your battles and she should have gotten the guy's information and then she should have, you know, if she could have done something. I don't know. This is becoming a huge thing and it's going to be on the show because then we get the, what's, what are the new girl Orzo? Orzo. It's a pasta, right? Orzo. Orzo. Okay. Good. How, how can I forget that? Orzo. Well, so Arzo basically is like, this is ridiculous and like she's like pasta is that Ganny? We totally invented that. Well, you know, it's funny is that my sister's name is Craig. Have you met my uncle or a Chette? I have a dog named Penne. So, so then what, what's really funny is that like after the, the runway show, they're just like sitting around chatting and like Chantal is still really pissed. So, Arzo then becomes like this condescending bitch and she's like, oh, are you still upset? Are you still upset about it? And I was just like, yes, I'm actually more upset with you. And she's like, oh, oh, then she starts to pet her and she's like, you just need to calm down. You just need to calm down a little bit. Oh my God. You are such a condescending bitch right now. But it's hilarious. Yeah, she's going to get punched in the face and I love it. You know she will. And then they start fighting. You know, here's the thing, Chantal is the other girl. Yeah. I think it's Chantal. So that girl, model girl, you know, she's okay so far. Like she's maybe too aggressive and she seems snotty and her accent sounds fake, but I think it's because she's like, didn't she say Jamaican and English? Anyway, there's a lot of weird stuff and she has an agency for like skinny waiters, which I don't approve of. But you know, I still kind of like her. Yeah, I don't think she's awful. The one I don't like her now, she is awful because the first thing she said when it got nasty or when it became a fight was you need to get some Botox immediately. You look like an Afghani hound. I know. Whoa. She said Afghan hound. Afghan hound. Well, I will say this. I was like, oh my God, that is so obnoxious and so awful. And then I have like looked up an Afghan hound and I was like, she actually does look like an Afghan. That's what Daisy was like. She does look like an Afghan hound. We're all animals. I'm a cub. That was hilarious. I actually looked it up and I was like, oh, actually, that's like a really good call. But it's also like rubber face, tranny looking bitch to say or drag queen looking bitch. I guess I should say because transgenderism has come a long way. I must say with my neighborhood, I mean, there are some beautiful girls in my neighborhood. But anyway, some drag queen like telling you you need Botox like that's her big thing because well, like a like a face bitch who says that I don't like her. I hope the other girl punches her. Well, even if she does look like an Afghan hound, you don't you don't say that to me because she is actually Afghan. So it's like, you could mean it one way, but it's going to be construed in another way. And then went the way that Chantal defends herself is if someone called me a British bulldog, I wouldn't be offended and you know, why would you be upset to be called by the country that you're from? And that's kind of like saying you stupid black girl like and being like, oh, well, why is she upset? I'm just calling her the color of the skin. I mean, that's just what she is. Like no, it doesn't work like that had an interesting point when she said where she comes from racism isn't like it is here. It's everyone's one race or whatever. And I think that that's interesting because there definitely does seem to be a humongous gap in emotions between the two countries, but honey, your country didn't have slaves. So that's another, I'm sure they have other issues with different races. You treat the white people like you have the working people who hate you, you know, or who she acts like it's a fricking utopia over. She acts like it's a utopia over in England when England has such a crazy class system. I mean, like sure, there may not be racism, but like, you know, there's a difference between like there's no like, you know, once you're there's like, there's like the high class, the like the title class, and then everyone else, even if it is quote unquote obsolete. Yeah. So how about that? I know. You don't have racism there, but we you don't you also don't have as good of dentists there. Yeah. You see, it all it all balances out in the end. Yeah. So when some lose some America of one point, yeah, exactly. So Arzo has been called an Afghan and and she's gonna get ugly and turn into this big racist racism discussion, which should be interesting to watch. Yeah. The disappointment to me in this episode was that it was not her going to jail because she cracked a bottle over Melissa's head. Right. And that's what's gonna happen later on the season, I imagine, because and this is from the girl. I never lit her. I don't break the law and cut to her smack in a bottle over Melissa Ford's head and Melissa's like, Oh my God, why can't I meet a guy who can crack a bottle over my head? If I were if I weren't in videos, you never would have done that. Like I'm sick. The guy who could have stayed as hard as that bottle, I'd be somewhere. There was a bottle is shaped like me. There's there's something else I was going to say about this whole ridiculous situation, but I can't remember it. Oh, let me see. Something about like racism and Chantal and the whole looking through my well, you know what it was? Oh, I liked the in the little like the little pod buster scene when Demetria and her fiancee were talking about the Geneva situation and what was his name Greg? And he was like, he's like, I've never heard of like being arrested for like refusal to give goods or something like that. He's like, there's larceny and there's larceny to this, but it's like this charge like doesn't exist. Yeah. And she's like, who are you hanging out with? Yeah. Like my friends have been arrested for larceny, blackmail, armed robbery, murder, attempted murder, and she's like, wow, is this why you never invite your friends over, babe? Yeah. All right. So now it's time to move on to the real half swabs of mail. Boom. I'm ready to go to Melbourne. Are you? Let's do it being. I'm here. Oh my God. Now this is a funny episode. This. Oh, this show just delivers on so many levels, the fight level, the silly level, the just laughing. And the biggest news in this episode is Jackie found a new word, kachua. Kachua. That's so kachua. That's kachua. That's kachua. That's kachua. Hey, my Brita, what? What a filter. That's so kachua. And stupid Lydia. She's like, this street is like the, it's like the shopping center of, wait, what does she say? It's like the shop, the shopping center of it's the, oh, I'm sorry. She's like, this street is like the shopping capital of Paris. Literally the shopping capital of the world is Paris. Yeah, I know. Lydia said so many stupid things this episode, like when they went up to the rooftop to look at the sunset, she's like, we went up to the 71th floor. Great. But my favorite was when Lydia's maid gave her like an envelope and was like, can't you give this to my family? And Lydia's like, oh, what's this? Is this just, is this a beautiful note? Is this a beautiful note? No, you fucking bitch. It's a Cassio keyboard. What else do you think it could be? And I also like this. She said, oh, well, darling, if I don't see them, I'll post it. And I think the maid is like, well, I could have done that. I want you to give it to them. I want you to see them and tell me how they are and how they look. And she's like, they'll be excited when they see a stamp from their own city. Yeah. Oh, here they never get to see stamps. I'm so happy to provide that. Is this a beautiful note? Oh, my darling, is this a beautiful note? You know, the maid was freaked out when she found out Lydia was going there because she's like, oh shit, I've told her this whole story about my poor family and coming from the Philippines. You know, she's probably from like downtown Sydney or something. Yeah, exactly. That letter probably said, if this crazy woman has handed you this letter, I will pay you money to pretend you're another father. It is all mad at him. Smile and nod. Smile and nod. Meanwhile, it's the, it's the, it's Phaedra's guide from the donkey, the donkey. Totally. It probably was her. Uh, so let's start at the beginning because this shopping trip was hilarious, not only because you got to hear Jackie say, that's kachua, that's kachua, which it's going to be hilarious when she finds out what that actually means. Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, but, um, also just listening to Lydia talk, you know, in Paris, they, when they have, uh, customers that they really like, sometimes they'll set aside things for them. So this is like me in Paris because look, they've set things aside for me. Uh, she's like, I've been coming here since I was 18 and now they just, they just order things for me. They see things that they know I would like and they, they order them for me. I would have come here before I was 18, but I couldn't get money for sucking dick back then. You know, I was raised right. So it's really funny. It's really funny. I like dresses. So when they buy dresses, they really are buying them for me because I like dresses. It's like Paris because you know, we walk through a door, which they also have in Paris. It's funny because I was thinking, you know what I'd like? I'd like to see this dress on a mannequin first to get an idea of how it would look. And you know what? They saw doing this. They saw putting dresses on mannequins. I was like, they did that for me. You know what I like? I like carpets and they have a carpeted area just for me. So, so this was also the scene where petty floor, Oh, the petty floor started her. Gina war. Her Gina war is going to be coming on. She's like, girls, I have something to talk to you. I've seen a pattern arrive and Jackie's like, pattern because she's wearing this jumpsuit that's the brightest pattern I've ever seen. And petty floor is like, you know, this thing with Gina, she tells me things that are racist. She made fun of my accent. She's racist. I'm like, Oh my God, another glass of water to dilute racism. Come on. It's not racist. I know. It's linguist, making fun of someone's accent. Yeah, it's just not nice. It's fun. It is. I mean, it's rude. Yeah. It's rude. It's not racist. It's because last time they shouted her down when she tried to start something with Gina, everyone was like, Oh, shut up. It's not a big deal. So she went home and she thought about it and she was like, okay, now it's racism. So now everybody has to fucking listen to me. Yeah. Ever. Oh, petty floor. She's like, I tried to say something at the gallery and then she interrupted me and now I think that she's a racist. Oh, good. Whatever lady. She's ridiculous. She's trying too hard. She needs to have a problem with everything. If you'd shut up for long enough, you'll actually have real problems that arise and you don't have to make up. She's like, you know, I was thinking about it. And when I was waxing my son's bum, I asked him, do you think this is racist? And he said, mom, please stop waxing my bum. And I think that's his way of saying yes. The other day on the street, somebody told me, I've seen you before. You're always wearing clothes that are colored. And I thought that's racist. So there's suddenly a pattern in front of me. And she says, I can never get my point across. And Jackie's like, you better stop speaking loudly. More loudly go. I'm like, no, she does not need to be louder. Just leave her alone. How about you stop talking? Jackie is barking up the wrong tree, the wrong spray tan tree. Petty Floor had the right idea in the beginning of the season, which was trying to kiss up to Gina. And she should just go with it because she is not going to be able to take down Gina. Nope. No way. No way. She doesn't have the skills, the English skills or the attitude skills. Well, Petty Floor doesn't realize that she's actually barking up two trees and two trees she cannot bark up because the other tree, inadvertently, hilariously, is Omarosa. Oh, man, that's some good shit. So now Chica was really fun in this episode because Chica's coming back with some more confidence this time. She doesn't need to be the nicest person, which I like. You know, they're at lunch. She's at lunch with, who was she at lunch with? Oh, Gina. Oh, Gina. And which, of course, she knows she's starting shit by making this a legal issue with Gina. And what, Janet, right? Wasn't it, Janet? I think it may have been Gumbel. Oh, Gumbel. So I forgot Gumbel went to a dog show. So she's at lunch, and she's like, "Nah, Gina, I've got a legal question for you. I've been given the self-help book that Petty Floor's written. I thought it was quite good. I thought it was quite good. It is. I don't read self-help normally. I mean, what do I need help with? You know, look at me. I've got a perfect husband who loves me. Well, he's got white pants that are just as tight as the pair that my son wears. He loves it when I go to the house. She seems to have mouth strippers. I don't need self-help, but, you know, I'm ready, and it's quite good. But here's the question. I googled it, and there's a book in America by someone called The Bitch Switch. Do you think that she could get sued for copyright? And then Gina immediately is a, like, of course, that's a court case. She could take it down. She could be taken down and thrown in jail. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, honestly, you know, Omarosa, I love Omarosa. I actually love Omarosa, but she will definitely, she, Omarosa is where she is because of who she is, and she is not going to let anyone infringe on her Bitch Switch book. So I would not be surprised if Switch The Bitch actually became a book and was anything remote, anything even close to a threat, I guarantee Omarosa would take her down. I think a show as stupid as this would have somebody who plagiarizes Omarosa of all-- No, I mean, how amazing is Andy, like, this is an American? I'm like, that's not just an American. She's a national institution. That's Omarosa. If you're going to plagiar-- I mean, with Shakespeare not in the library that day, like, if you're going to plagiarize somebody, do it right. Don't pick Omarosa. Yeah? She's like-- pity for those like, you know, I was writing a book, and someone told me it was-- the name is already shared by someone named Trishel, and I thought, well, I don't care about that. I'm going to plagiarize it anyway. It's like, my book is called "Bitch on Madonna." Like, no. That's a song by someone named Madonna. Yeah. You can't take that. She's like, my new book is called "People Magazine." She's like, my-- I decided to write a new book called "Fuck You, I'm Famous." No, that's Blyona from "Uros of Hollywood." I've written a new book called "Missory." Oh. Sorry about that. She's like, but instead of the mamping tied to the bed, he ties down one of his fans and chops off her leg. I've decided to write a book called "To Kill a Blackbird." It's a wholly original title. Killing a marking blackbird. I've decided to write a book called "An of Blue Gables." It's a wonderful book, wholly original. The mysteries of Nancy Drew. I'm writing a book called "The Hardy Men." This is so stupid, but I can do it all day. And I love that our knowledge of books is so limited that we've switched to pop songs and then back to Nancy Drew. I'm writing a book called "Triassic Park." I think it'll be a big hit. I can even see it being turned into a movie. I was reading a book called "Highlights Magazine." I'm writing a, I've decided to launch a magazine called "4-3-2-1 Contact Magazine." I've started a new book called "Envogue." They're like, no, that's a group and it's awesome. I'm starting a new pop group called "I'm Envogue." I'm starting a new pop group called "Destiny's Children." It's so stupid. And I love that Gina, instead of getting on the copyright thing, because she did change the words around, which I guess makes it different, but Gina's like, why is she calling woman bitch? I don't like that word. When women call each other bitches, it's demeaning, and she goes like, yeah, it's demeaning. I don't like that. Women shouldn't call each other bitches, but that's what she explains that it's really a bit. She explains it in the book, and Gina's like, well, I don't like it. I don't like that title. Yeah. Gina's like, she's not just a stupid con for using that title. Although I get asked... And now Lydia finally made one good point, where she's like, Gina doesn't like that word. I find it ironic because, you know, she has no problem calling people a con. You know, I actually knew ironic, and you used it properly, and you remembered that made a decent point. Good for you, girl. It is a decent point, although I actually do think there's a little bit of a difference between... When Gina used the C word, A, she was joking, and B, she was sort of like annoyed at someone, so she used it in a sort of, not an aggressive way, but she was using it as an attack, which I get. And she didn't call... She didn't say you're a cunt. She went to the bathroom where she cut her mic was off and said, I'm going to tell her why you're being a good cunt. Yeah, why you're being different. But the thing is, when you say switch the bitch, what where it's more actually more offensive is because it's implying that women are inherently bitches, you know? Well, it also like, grammatically means switch the bitch, and switching is like beating. It's like spanking someone with a stick. I didn't even think about that. Long from Texas, so you don't get switched. I think the offensive part is like, yeah, she might say something that she might explain and that like, taking ownership of the word bitch, et cetera, but Gina has a point which is that like, I think most women, if they saw that, they actually would be offended. Like, I'm not a bitch. Why would you call me that? And that's like not part of my personality. So women in like the Texas Barnes and Noble are going to be like, why is this book about beating women? Why is it saying beat the bitch? Yeah, it was like, I would never, I would never beat my female dog. Wolfie, Wolfie's going to be like, I'm Wolfie's going to come to the dog show with me. I will beat him with treats, I will beat bad behavior with treats, we'll beat bad behavior won't be Wolfpup. So, should we, so Campbell went to a dog show when it was a nightmare. It was a disaster. Is actually very funny. We just need to get to the good part here. Yeah. Yeah, do it, do it, do it. Oh, Janet, Janet, Janet's going to start tea because her sons are born victim and she's going to start a charity tea with the lady who knows the most about tea and all of the funds are going to go to burn victims. I'm like, you know that it's possible to like leave tea on the kettle too much, right? Maybe we should find something that doesn't involve fire to sell. Yeah. How about this? Burn victims. Yeah, to help burn victims, how about you don't promote a product that could scold you? How about that? Thank you. Thank you for putting that more succinctly. Yeah. But yeah, she's like, you know those logs that stop fires, you know, they're covering, they're covering kerosene so they'll stop the whole fire for you. There are flames, we're going to sell those, but for burn victims. We're going to sell, we're going to sell lighter fluid for burn victims. No, you don't want to sell the fire part. You want to sell the hose. Okay. Anything with water in it, maybe bottled water, that would be good. Well, the, I will say this though, it was, I think this was her son's idea and it's apparently being very therapeutic for him and I do feel bad for him. So, I can't, I can't totally 100% just saying, I'm just saying project, you know, your product maybe could use a little more. Yeah. Yeah. Caution. Like it's like, yeah, maybe the content's make out hot. Yeah. We're going to open a fireworks stand in every city. All the, all the properties are going to go to burn victims. Oh, thanks, Janet. Good idea, darling. All right. So, that was kind of fun. Maybe for I see, maybe it's, maybe it's the tea bags for iced tea. Maybe use one of those ice tea makers, keep it like that. Or maybe tea that doesn't require, yeah, tea that doesn't require any kind of fire to make. Yeah. Just cold or room temperature tea. Yeah. Like it's a new type of people to make, you know, yeah, dramatic for victims. Yeah. I mean, all right. So let's move on. And that's why they, and by the way, that's why they went to Manila this week for their trip because they, they did a group trip to Manila so that a Janet could meet the tea expert in the Philippines. Yeah. So I'm looking through my note. I don't know why it took so many notes. I don't feel like that much happened. So let me see. Well, so then they go to that poker event and, uh, petty floor kind of insinuates that Lydia's probably fucking the guy who's running the chair. She's like, oh, you're very familiar. And then they cut to the picture, they cut to a shot of Lydia kind of like leaning over and talking to him deeply. And you know, maybe, you know, getting a little too close. So there's like some future problems. And then Jack, uh, Jack's with her, uh, Atlanta gay that she has, who's in one of those like dress shirts and leggings or whatever. And he's like, oh, girl, you're gonna look so good is like, you're going to end, you're going to make your entrance and then you're going to make, you know, you're going to arrive and then you're going to arrive. The best thing about this guy is that he's so fun and positive and adorable. He's a really cute and I really love their version of our Atlantic gays. He's super cute, needs a pair of heels if he's going to pull it off. But I also love that he's, he'd love, he does other American things wrong. Like he says, I can't even handle, which is awesome, but like instead of just having words now, they're just leaving words off being into the sentences. It's like one, one long mad libs people are like, what are the gays talking about? Like leaving woods out of the sentences. Whoa, what are the gays saying tag a log? I can't even handle blank. What is blank? It's a little bit, it's a little stupid Ronnie, Ronnie, you're so stupid. I get it. Jesus call me stupid. We're going to fight about this for an entire season that was racist. There's racist. You're getting awfully familiar with the cricket legend with a plastic surgery. I love when they were talking. These women kill me. I love when they were standing on the roof of this, on the 75th floor, the 71th floor looking over the town. And she goes like, is that the project stand there? Is that where the pro? No, don't be rude. She's like, no, really, literally, I think it is. And I like, oh yeah, you know, we saw those poor kids. Oh, but those kids look so happy. They're so happy. They're so happy. I love them. But they're happy. And Betty floor. I was a poor kid. And I was not happy. When there was no food, you know, I saw these kids wiping windows and they look so little. That is not happy. And they're like, oh, but they look happy darling. Well, you know, it's funny because petty floor was like a voice of reason in that moment, because she was like, you know, you smile through your tears, you know. And it was funny that these women were like, they look so they're so happy they're playing, you know, and petty. I was like, well, they really weren't happy cuts you petty floor being like, all right, let's go shopping now. I love to shop. Oh, yeah, that was pretty nice introspection. So then we get to the dinner, don't don't on. So they go up to this dinner and we're thinking the whole episode because, you know, anybody who's watched this show has seen the coming next week previews or the coming up the next segment previews, which they've been showing this fight. And so we know a fight's coming. And we just assume that petty floor is going to start it because we know that petty floor has been talking behind Gina's back and calling her a racist. And we know that petty floor is waiting for it. And also she showed up at dinner acting weird. Everybody saying she's acting weird, someone asked her if she was crying or something. So something's off of there anyway. So you think it's going to be petty floor, but it's not. It actually turns into be Gina who starts it, of course, which was hilarious. And Chica was, you know, petty floor is like, so Chica, you read my book. What did you think? Tell me everything. Because like, well, I have to tell you, I don't normally read self-help books because why would I? Does anybody have an answer for me because I don't need a self-help book. Do I? I don't need one. I mean, those are for losers. And you know, the thing is I googled it and someone's already using that title. And also I don't like to use, I don't like the word bitch for women. I think it's demeaning. Okay. Those are two issues and they need to be separated into different arguments because poor petty floor can't wrap. She's like, do I fight racism or do I fight plagiarism? Which is first. Yeah. Do not once. Yeah. So she starts in with, you know, all me and my son came up with this name because we thought it was so funny. And I googled it and I, oh, well, Gina starts in first and she's like, someone's already using that name. You know, you can't use that name. Someone's using it already. Which by the way, that's not starting a fight. She's stating something that's like a true potential legal hurdle. Yeah. But she was she was super aggressive. I mean, she was happy to do it. Yeah. She was super aggressive. She's like, you can't do it. Yeah. But still, you can't do it. Yeah, but still. I mean, even if you did it, then I mean, but I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. And it's demeaning a woman calling another woman a bitch like that and she's like, no, it's not demeaning. You must read the first chapter. She's like, well, I don't like it. I don't like women being called bitches. I don't think that's nice. So I, well, you know, it's explained in the book, if you read it, and she's like, well, I still don't like it. Women being called. And I would read it. And the point is that I wouldn't read it in the first place, although I, I mean, Gina was being aggressive, but I don't, I believe or not, I don't think Gina was trying to start a fight. I think she was just kind of keeping it real as they say. I think she was, I mean, she wasn't being polite. I don't think she was starting it on purpose. I just think that it, it came out of her being just not dropping it. It came from her being too aggressive. She was not. Yeah. She was not being, um, genteel. Yeah. So then, you know, petty floor gets all, oh, but you know, me and my son read it and we thought it was a hilarious title and we looked it up on the internet and I thought it was still funny because her book is about switching the bitch on and off. And my book is about switching to different bitches. And Gina's like, Oh, see you knew then. All right. Yeah, which was funny. So then what started it between her, Oh, and then Lydia is over at the end of the table going, don't tell her what she can and can't write about, ah, you know, it was couture. Couture couture couture. So then, um, I think petty floor says, well, you know, you know, you don't really like anything. And then, you know, Gina was like, excuse me. And she's like, no, me now. Do you, you know, me know what I like and don't like now. Do you? Well, the best part about that was then, I don't know if you heard this because a lot of things were happening, but I rewound it like three times to make sure I got it. Gina actually relied on some like 1992 humor. She goes, Oh, you know me well, don't you not? I'm a huge fan of not. Yeah. Huge. I can't let it go. I was obsessed with it when it came out. I'm still obsessed with it. Now. My favorite is in the rest of development, when, um, Jilobie's Dreyfus plays Maggie Liser, you know, the blind attorney and it was something like she was pretending to be pregnant. Remember that episode where she's like, was she planning to be pregnant, or maybe she really was at one point, like, uh, like Michael, like, rips away this thing to prove that she's to prove that she's faking it. And she really has like a stomach and she's like, I guess I'm pregnant, not or something like that. It was, that's what I always hear anyway, I guess you had to see it. You all go watch that at all. It's funny. It's on Netflix. I'm sure. It's the episode of Maggie Liser season two, um, back to this fight, Ben, I don't even know where we are anymore. You know me well, don't you know, but you know that Jackie's at the end of the table getting pissed because she gets that Popeye eye, Jackie has this like one eye that twitches when she starts getting mad and like turns Popeye and she starts saying, she's like, you're petty. It seems sad. Kachua. She must not have enough. Oh, hey, that's sticking up because of humidity, by the way, which was my favorite part was because their hair was all sticking up like little horns. I kept on laughing. My favorite part was when, uh, Lydia was trying on a pearl necklace and she was shocked that she didn't have to wipe it off after back to this fight, um, by eye over there at the end of the table. So you can see her already getting pissed off. Well, then Gina just shuts down petty floor at one point and she's like, she's like, you can keep your opinions to yourself. Thank you very much. Yeah. Like, I won't be reading that book. You can take your opinions and shove them up your arse, darling. Thank you very much. Shove them up with a Sunday and shine. Thank you very much. I just love what she says. Thank you very much. As if this is, this is over. Thank you. Goodbye. How about you, you, how about you not, how about you not shove that up your ass not? I like when nuts double use. Yeah. No. I was like, oh, I'm so glad Wolfie isn't here, not saying with her little thumb puppet. I wish Wolfie never asked me to marry him, I don't miss Wolf puppet at all, not. One of the running things in this episode was how a gamble of stupid doesn't know words. She says feminist as fenamist and Jamie is making fun of her. So it's not English. And she even says in one point, she's like, yeah, I'm stupid and I don't know a lot of friends. And so now, you know, people are telling me and it's interesting because it's the first time people have told me that I don't know the words. One of the best is like, no one has ever told you that you don't. She's probably never discussed feminism before and you're like, well, the best is in the middle of dinner. She's just like, oh, by the way, if I say a word incorrectly, I'm sorry, it's because I'm deaf. And it was like, wait, what? She's just like, by the way, I have a hearing problem. And then the garage band's sad violin lose plate. This shows really bad with the garage band free loops. You guys at least pay for the $5 down floats. They're getting, you're getting music from a television show on something that five-year-olds play with for free on their Mac, stop it, stop that. Those violins that go, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, like, they don't even edit them. They just like loop them on in there. Meanwhile, Janna and she could probably be like, oh, you know, she's deaf, but she's so happy. Look at her playing. By the way, I'm surprised that I was deaf when I was young and I was not happy. I'm surprised, by the way, that Lydia didn't chuck her maid's letter off the edge of that building. I'm sure to land at the house, you know, turns like a paper airplane and be like, here you go, here you go. Please let Lydia go visit that family. Please follow, follow her cameras. Please follow her while she visits that family. Please. Hi there. You know, your daughter, she's very good to me and you know why? Because I'm very good to her. Last week, I let her carry around my purse in the house and also I watered the tree that she put in my backyard that she found on the street. It's very romantic. So anyway, back to this fight. So gamble is now deaf. So the rest of the season for gamble is going to be like a really fun version of my left foot. She's like, I heard what you were saying about me, not. I was reading your lips right now and I'm really mad. Wolfie, Wolfie is doing sign language. Wolfie is so good with his hands. I don't know if he said I'm coming inside right now or if he said, is it time for dinner? Oh Wolfie, I love your ambiguous hands. But when you ask me to marry me, Murphy, actually I was asking you if you'd like the muscles. Oh I do, Wolfie, I do. So this typical house wise fashion, we start with a fight and it ends and then it's like next week and then everybody's going next week, which looks hilarious. Jackie's going off on Gina and flipping her off and telling her, fuck off, Wolfie. That's not good at all. The angels told me to tell you to fuck off. So like your angels turned into diamonds. Oh, fuck off, Wolfie. I love it. They go there on this show. Took it too far to two rock. Okay, well, you know, I think we covered everything in all three shows. So we did another hour then. Well guess what? We're going to have more. Thank everyone for listening and for supporting us. We have another episode coming on Thursday where we'll cover Real House as of New York City and southern charm and Shah as a sunset and guess what, more Real House as of Beverly Hills, the last footage. And we also have our hangout on Thursday. Yeah, our hangout. So if you guys want to know how to do that, we'll be telling you on the page. Be sure that you're a Donato or whatever on Patreon and then come to the Facebook page on Thursday. That'll be at 6pm Pacific, right, Ben? Yeah. All right. So at 6pm Pacific time, basically you just click on it and it takes you into Google hangouts. Yeah. And hopefully it won't make our phone drink, which occasionally does. And there won't be technical glitches. But even when there are, we still have a good time. Bring a drink and get ready to talk some shit. You guys can talk about everything you want. There are 10 people, 10 people can join in the hangout in terms of people who can appear on screen and talk with us. And if those 10 slots are full, we'll give you instructions of where you can go just to watch and spectate. Yeah. It's really fun. Even if you're just spectating, it's a silly mess. And also the ringers for the month have been posted. So go get your ringtones over on Patreon. Y'all, they're all posted and they're pretty funny this month. Yeah. They always are funny. There's a really good one of Kim Richards going, "Blah, blah, blah, right? Blah, blah, blah, right?" That's a good, that's a good text tone for somebody you don't want to hear. Yup. All right, everybody. See you next time. Thanks everyone. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Bye. If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the Internet. The folks behind the sideshow network have launched a new YouTube channel called, "Wait for it." 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