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Get free shipping on qualified orders. See site for more details. [Music] Hello and welcome to the Watch what Crap and Sport podcast, the podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Bravo. I'm Ronnie Caron with Trash Talk TV and with me is Ben Mandelker, of the B side blog and the banter blender. Hello, Ben. Oh, hi, Ronnie. To find our Instagrams and Twitter's and tweeters and all that, just go to Watch what Crap and Sport.com. All our links are listed there. If you want to join our community and talk to other listeners, just basically talk crap about these shows all week long, or tell us off or hug us via Facebook. Come to Facebook.com/Watch what Crap and Sport. Also, if you want to support us for bonus content, we do an extra episode every week for the bonus where we just sit around here and literally pick our nails and talk about whatever the hell we want. Yeah. We have monthly Google Hangouts and a bunch of funny housewives, ringers and stuff. So go to patreon.com/Watch what Crap and that's P-A-T-R-E-O-N.com/Watch what Crap is. And come subscribe. It just makes the experience so much more fun. I mean, we could be in your ear three and a half hours a week now. Can you believe it? Isn't that amazing? Don't you want to hear our voices and then it'd be like, let's set you on the path of schizophrenia because then you could hear our voices in your head, even when we're not talking. Yeah, I don't know how you guys are listening to so many hours of this a week, but thanks. Yeah. Thanks for doing it because it's certainly fun recording it. Thanks for listening. So before we even start, I mean, I didn't wake up till noon today, okay? I pull up. Yeah, so much stuff. I pull the Cam Richards and I even thought that as I woke up, I was like, "Ooh, I'm pulling a cam now!" And then I wake up to Twitter blowing up and our Facebook blowing up because Cam Richards is arrested. Cam Richards pulled her, Cam Richards. Yeah, Cam Richards got her biggest role last night playing Kim Richards in the TMZ movie. Kim Richards, not only did she get arrested, but I just went on to Facebook right now to go to our page. And before I even went to our page, she is trending on Facebook. On my sidebar, the top story is there's a new trailer for Star Wars, and then number two is Kim Richards. You know what, God bless her. She'll probably love that. I wish I saw that on my Facebook because I would take a screenshot and tweet that to her and be like, "You know, there's upsides." Yeah. May the Force be with Kim Richards. Yeah, but for those of you who don't know about Star Wars or Kim Richards, Kim Richards was arrested last night because she was... Not we can do Yoda. But they have the same voice. She was drunk in the Polo Club or something, and she got kicked out. Polo Lounge, yeah. The Polo Lounge. And then she went home and I guess gotten a fight at home? No, no, no. What's the story, Ben? According to TMZ... I'm a headline reader. I'm a headline. No, yeah. You're very close. According to TMZ, she went to the Polo Lounge, which is this hallowed institution restaurant in the Beverly Hills Hotel here in LA, and she got hammered. And the staff likely requested that she leave, and she didn't want to, and she was belligerent. And then she locked herself in a bathroom, and the police came. And I guess they had to haul her in the process. She kicked a police officer. I can't say it with her left. She kicked a police officer, which is just so funny to me. Which, when she has a bravo reunion with the police, she's going to demand an apology from the police. Do you know how much that hurt my family when I had to kick you? I have a cast on my toe now. Thanks a lot. These are me. He never supported me. You weren't there when I was getting my cast. Off-limits. She's so mad at whoever put this on Instagram. Yeah, she's like, she's like my mugshot. Like, you didn't have to take a picture of my mugshot. Yeah, how can you take a picture? How come you filtered my mugshot? But where are you putting on tombs? Like, could you just arrest me? But then you had, you always want attention. You always take pictures of people when they get into jail. Always. So before we started recording today, I told Ben, how are we going to go on and talk about this reunion if we're not allowed to make fun of Kim Richards? Because the whole reunion is Kim Richards being drunk. And he said, don't worry, you'll be fine. And sure enough, there we go. We've already- I don't know why. Suddenly, like, Ronnie had, like, a shred of a conscience. I knew before this podcast. And I was like, listen, we can still make fun of Kim Richards, because Kim Richards was so sanctimonious and so nasty and so mean and so bullheaded and so wrong on so many counts that, of course, we can make fun of her, even if she did get thrown in jail. And in fact, the fact that she did get thrown in jail just shows how deluded she is. So when she's saying things like, okay, did I have a pill? Yes, was that wrong? Yes, of course, I've apologized. But you've only seen me like that one night. So my joke that I wrote on our Facebook thing, the comment that I made was I said, like, well, you only see me go to be arrested one time in three years. No big deal. Yeah, exactly. Same thing, same thing as saying that. Well, a lot of the reunion, and I mean, I went crazy. I wrote Recaps All Season on this shit. And, you know, it was really fun all season. I love making fun of this show. But the last one, for whatever reason, is 10 pages. Like, it doesn't end. It's like a three-hour read. It's like a novel. This was a reunion to get you fired up. I mean, I actually took notes on this reunion, too. Normally, I'd sort of let you, because I know you're doing the recap anyway, so I sort of figured you'd do it. Well, you did a good photo cap, too, which is on BsideBlog.com. So check it out. Those don't come around very often. Yeah, well, the thing was I was so fired up, because I sat there. I was taking notes at all the ridiculous things that were said. I was just like, you know what, I have to have some sort of outlet. I can't wait until Thursday's episode. So I went over to my old blog and blew some dust off of it. And did a photo cap, because I was just like, I had to express myself. Yeah, and you do it in a way that's just pure jokes. It's funnier, like where you kind of change what they're saying and stuff. And I get therapy session where I'm like, she says this, and then I'll make a joke. And then I write three hours of therapy about it. You know, just because I deal with addiction, so much with myself and with my family and stuff. And watching Kim in this one, I mean, watching Kim in this one is basically arguing with the drunk person that knows that they've lost when that faces that red and crinkly and the veins are popping out, and they just look lost. And so I felt really bad even watching the reunion, which didn't stop me from making Kim Richard's jokes, because I mean, how can you not? Yeah, I mean, exactly. She's opening her stuff up for it. It's funny, I looked up what are the symptoms of a dry drunk from alcoholrehab.com. I don't know how reputable this website is, but these are the symptoms. And you can let me know if you think that Kim qualifies. The individual has a low tolerance for stress that easily get upset if things are not going their way. That's one. Yes, I would say Kim, right? Well, that's me. OK, the dry drunk continues to engage in unhealthy behaviors in order to deal with their lack of satisfaction and recovery. This individual may turn to new vices. Yeah, that's my turn. Individual can suffer from loneliness and lack of interest in the activities to fill their time. Yeah, that's me too. Denial can be a big problem for the dry drunk as it can be for the practicing addict. Uh, that's me. Dry drunk may romance the drink. They forget how bad things were, and they remember the good times. That's me. Such a person is likely to suffer a lot from self-pity. That's me, definitely. Uh, dry drunk tends to be full of pride and feels overconfident about their abilities. That's definitely me. And this individual may continue to engage in unethical behavior. But, well, you know, I mean, I'd like to think I have some ethics. But otherwise, I mean, here's the thing. I'm not dry. Yeah, but I'll say you're not a dry drunk. You're just a drunk. Yeah, so I'm confused. So that seems like I need to work on this on WebMD or whatever. Well, I looked up symptoms of an alcoholic. Anxiety or jumpiness, shakiness or trembling, sweating, nausea and vomiting, insomnia. I wish I could vomit. Otherwise me. So I guess I had a long night of sleep, so I think you just made yourself not an alcoholic. Oh, that's so nice. I'm cured. I'm cured enough to do a 10-hour reunion. They sat there for 10 hours to shoot that reunion. Oh, man. 10 hours. No wonder, by the end of it, their faces looked like they just watched babies being stabbed in the brain or, like, innocent Iraqis being murdered. They were just like... The whole time I just kept on wondering, as it was just getting more and more, like, vile and nasty and, like, terrible, I kept on wondering, is at the end of this episode, is Andy going to come out, as he usually does with a tray of champagne, and be like, "Well, cheers to a great season." Oh, this is the first time he didn't. It's the first time I can remember, because normally he busts... It's like they say the most nasty things about each other, and then they bust out. They have to toast to each other. Oh, God. Yeah, and before we start going through the actual, you know, point-by-points of the reunion, I have to say, good job, buddy. Andy going. He did a pretty good job, I think, this time. Like, he was actually calling people on their shit in a very subtle way, and then backing off. I kind of like that. And he was a little more himself. Like, if you're going to be a stoner, like, if you're going to be like, "Yeah, I'm a stoner, and I fuck 23-year-olds." Okay, I like that. That's fun. When he's, like, kind of laid back, and acting like that. I like that. I just don't like when he's a goofball, asking stupid. I don't know. Normally I don't like this, but I really like him on this one. Smiling, like, yeah. But it is funny when you talk about the 23-year-old situation. That's a great way to get into this reunion, because it was at the top of the show. You know, Brandy once again did this thing, and then she mentions to Andy, "Well, you like to the 23-year-olds and everything." And it's like, things like that actually really pissed me off about Brandy. You know, what she's stating is on its surface, there's nothing wrong with what she's saying. You know, Andy has dated young. He's confessed so much. But what she's really doing is she's kind of like forcing him into a position. And it's also kind of like, she's kind of like putting his stuff out there. You know, like, he's putting his shit out on Front Street, as they used to say. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? It's like a subtle thing. And then if you called her on it and she said, "No, I'm just stating a fact. I'm just stating it." It's just one of those like subtly passive aggressive things. Well, yeah, she's trying to embarrass him on national TV because she feels like he's putting her in a position to be embarrassed on national TV. And that's like her sick revenge. But as she's done that a few times to him, where she's like, "Well, you do it." And he's like, "Yeah, but so what?" And that's why he can never be a housewife because he doesn't get defensive about it. He's like, "Yeah, I fucked 23-year-old, so what?" But also, you know, he did say, "I don't date them. You know, I just fucked them." Which is, you know, it's called being an adult. That's where he's good where he owns it and he moves on. He doesn't let her get the rise that she is subtly trying to get, you know? Yeah. Well, she, I don't think is going to be lasting too long on this show. I think she's pretty much done. Because these women aren't even letting her get a sentence out anymore. They're just, they're just, every time she says something, they're just talking over her and laughing openly in her face. Yeah. And thank God, she's just too trashy for this show. I wonder if Kim Richards will come back because now that she's been arrested, man, I know that Andy Cohen wants to dive into that, huh? Oh, I'm sure we'll be getting another one-on-one with Kim, where she's like, "Andy." Where she's talking really quiet. "Andy, I'm totally sober now and I never do anything like that." And that was just a one-time thing. Okay, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. She's like, "Have it, do it. In three years have I gotten wasted." Okay, I got wasted a poker night and I got wasted a pole lounge. And that's it, and it's fine. You know, this is what, and I have to say for anybody out there who is an alcoholic and who's suffering and is like feeling defensive listening. Listen, my stance is, I don't care if you're an alcoholic. Being an alcoholic, so what? You have your own life to live. If you want to do heroin, do it. Just don't be stealing shit from my house. Or, you know, like making a mess of my life. But do whatever you want with yours. I mean, I think her answer should always be, "Look, I'm an alcoholic, I'm a pill addict, I'm working on it." The end, I don't have to talk about it with you people. Exactly, that's exactly what her response should be. And I echo what you say. I mean, like, if you're going through alcoholism or addiction or recovery and any of that, like, you know what? That's not like, "Hey, that's great." But it's like, you're doing what you have to do whatever. All I'm saying is that, you know, you have to take accountability for the fact that it affects people, you know. And when you make baths and other people's life, you just say you're sorry and stay out of it. Exactly, whether or not you think their reaction is overblown or not, like, you're kind of not in a position. You sort of forfeit that, you know? You sort of, I think, to a certain degree. I mean, if someone is being, you know, here I go contradicting myself, but if someone's being, like, over the top, ridiculous, in their reaction, then sure. But, you know, I think it's like, yeah, sure, everyone's allowed to do whatever they want to do. But there's going to be reactions to anything you do do. And that's something that gets lost on, I think, on a lot of reality stars. Well, one thing I wrote in the recap is Kim's problem is not other, you know, it's not her actions that are the problem. It's other people's reactions. You know, that's always the problem. It's not that Kim got drunk. It's that Kyle said it on TV. Yeah. It's not that Kim, it's not that Kingsley bit the kid. It's that there was an Instagram on it on TV, on TV, on the Instagram. Sorry, I'm laughing. I'm saying TV because I have a screenshot of Kim looking at her phone. And I said, Kim's trying to figure out the new TV Maurizio gutter. I'm just looking at the recap, trying to remember point by point what happened. Yeah. Well, it's also a great way to deflect, you know, flexion. If you get mad at people's reactions, the way people handle things, the way people don't treat you with kid gloves or like don't keep it private, whatever, you are making the issue about something else entirely. And by the end of the reunion, she really looked lost. Like she looked like one of those homeless people that are on your block every day, but they don't really know where they are. And they don't, they've never seen you before. And they look kind of terrified and confused. And their veins are popping out and stuff and they're in Rayon. She's become the epitome. She's become the personification of White Snake's song. Here I go again on my own. Yeah, it's just, I don't know where I'm going. You're going to do lyrics. Go ahead. Maybe like poetry for ourselves. That's all I want. Moving on to promised land and I was on yesterday because I made up my mind. Well, Tim Rizzi is even being pretty nice to her because they showed a really nice picture of her. They could have showed like some picture of her from the union looking all torn up. Yeah, I think actually in general Kim Richards has been looking pretty good to be honest. Oh my god. Did you watch this on a small screen? Well, I'm not, you know, first of all, no one looked good on this reunion. That lighting was so harsh as we mentioned a few weeks ago. The lighting was so terrible for all the women. There's just no way that anyone could have looked. Yeah, when did they start lighting, when did they start lighting reunions like a target? Like what is with that? They're lit like with fluorescent lights. It looks like the aisle you get the dish soap in. Yeah, I mean, even Andy didn't look great. I mean, it was just terrible lighting for everyone involved. It was like the cast of V had convened, you know? The cast of V. Oh, so let's start going through this point by point. Yeah, let's do it. Well, I guess we start with Lee Cervan and text messages, huh? Is that where it started? Let me see. Oh, well, first they started talking about vaginas and they're so wacky because they talk about vaginas. And then who has the dirtiest mouth blah, blah, blah. One thing I will say, this whole who has a dirty mouth thing, Eileen saying, "Rina." And then Brandi's like, "Well, why is it okay if she curses not me?" And Eileen was just like, "Well, she just, you know, she says the F word. You're just foul, you know, whatever she said, like you're just a gross person." Eileen, there's a good cut on Reddit in the Bravo Real Housewives section of Reddit of Eileen. So I won't put a cut together of her at the reunion and it is very funny watching her together. The part where Kim leans back, where Kim's going, "Well, I said sorry, Eileen." Eileen goes, "No, you didn't." "Yeah, I did." "No, you didn't." "I remember." I never got an apology for that. "Well, Eileen, I'm sorry." And then Eileen is leaned back looking at her like she's just gross. Yeah, leaning away from her. Yeah. And she's like, "Eileen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Eileen." And then Eileen is like, "It's okay, just grab." She's so grossed out by everything. I know. Eileen is amazing. I hope she comes back. I know you think she doesn't bring a lot of story. Well, she did to the reunion. If she's like that in every episode, maybe they just shouldn't ever show her at home or work. They should just show her like hating everybody else. There was like a whole bunch of back and forth on our Facebook page last week about like whether or not Lisa Rinna and Eileen actually, it was like they didn't bring any story. They just piggybacked on Kim's story. My feeling is this, like, who cares? If they piggybacked on Kim's story, that they just make that story all the more potent. Like it's great. They don't have to, I don't care if they don't have anything going on in their home life. And if their biggest story is that they're knocking over a swing set. Like that's fine. Like if you're piggybacking onto another character, that's where the magic on the show happens anyway. When people are all embroiled in something. So I say, "I am pro, Eileen and Lisa." Well, I mean, I'm pro them. I do think they were piggybacking off her story line, which is to me annoying, but I mean, I get where you're coming from. But Rinna threw a glass at somebody and then tried to strangle them. So, or she tried to strangle them and then threw a glass. Whichever order it happened in, she wins. Like for me, that's, I mean, you're on a house wide show. And honestly, wouldn't it be worth it just to have a whole other season of Eileen saying something like, "Beast, how dare you?" Oh yeah, because you know there's a lot more once they get comfortable. Yeah, yeah, tons. So, Twitch wakes up, she fell asleep a couple times in the beginning there. She would just close her eyes for a long time and then wake up going like this. Like that's Milly Mouse. Milly Milly. Why doesn't my mouth taste like Febreeze? Yeah, boogers in my eyes. Um, and then we're still talking about how Kyle can't say the word pussy, although her neck has formed the shape of one. Kyle's neck. I mean, I could not stop obsessing over Kyle's neck through this episode, because it went through so many transformations. I've been trying to find like different trees to post, which he gets mad next to her tree truck neck. But in this picture, she really does. It's like formed into like a Georgia O'Keefe vagina painting. Okay, what else happened? Let's see here. Rinna's Bush. How are we on page two and still on Rinna's Bush? I don't know, this is all just like the filler stuff. I know, and I went off for three pages now, let me see. Okay, then we get to Twitch and Rinna. Yeah, that's the first big thing of the text messages. Yeah, you're right. You just leave it, because your notes are more concise. We'll be here all day. So basically, the gist is that like I guess Andy asked Kim Richards, if she'd spoken with Lisa since the finale. And Lisa, Kim's like, "Yeah, well, yes, yes, I got these text messages." And apparently Lisa Rinna texted Kim, "Be very careful, or I will fuck you up. You'd be nice to your sister, you believe her, and stop telling lies in that order." Thanks, which was then followed by. You need to get wise, Brandi is not telling the truth. She is lying, which was then followed by. "Your behavior and the way you treat people is not okay. You are nasty, and you need to be stopped now." I love Lisa Rinna. You need to be stopped. Like Kim is an epidemic. There's a whole show on USA about the epidemic of Twitch being stopped. Yeah, spread out. Now, here's my feeling. She bites people and suddenly they're like, "I know Kim who reads. We were in that movie together about being in space, and George Clooney left me all alone at the station after he got hit by a piece of trash." Well, that happened to my mother. Good sprouting. So here's the thing, I mean, those texts were bad. Like Lisa Rinna, you don't send those texts. Well, the first one where she says, "I'm going to fuck you up with the night of the party." So she was wasted. She was wasted talking herself up with Kyle, getting all crazy. So that one, I'll forgive because she was wasted. It's kind of funny that she has a threat followed by, "You'd be nice to your sister." Yeah, the next morning she writes, "Well, still, you'd be nice to your sister, young lady." You believe her, and stop telling lies in that order, in that order. Well, I was going to try and be nicer today because we were trying to get Lisa Rinna on our show, but her publicist won't let her do it because I think we're too mean. But I don't think that's going to happen. Sorry. But yeah, you'd be nice to your sister. And then Lisa's like, "Yeah." So she's licking her lips. I made a gift of her just licking her lips because she like sat back and kind of rolled her head and Andy's like, "Do you know what she's talking about, Lisa?" And Lisa's like, "Yeah, I know. I know what she's talking about." Read 'em. Read 'em. Bring it. Own it. Almost that. Baby. Baby. Own it, baby. Read those texts, baby. So she reads them, and everybody's supposed to be going, "Lisa!" And no one cared. Yeah, because you know, the truth is this. As bad as those texts were, I mean, they were just sort of like, the reason why I think they were so bad is it just gives Kim and Brandy ammunition. The content of them wasn't like the worst. Yeah, some of those veil threats were pretty nasty. But like, compared to anything Brandy has said over the past three years, those texts are nothing. This is Brandy who will always say, "I will fuck you up. I will kill you. Say it away from me. I will literally kill you. I will..." It's like, you know what? So if Brandy is allowed to say that, Lisa's allowed to say it too. The only difference is that when you send it over text, it comes off as much more threatening and scary. Lisa tweeted the other day. One of them is being, two people have lawsuits against them. One is for a dog and the other is a pussy, which is hilarious. It's a good one. I like that she's kind of, she's so smiley, but she's kind of the worst as far as Twitter. Like mocking people on Twitter and stuff. I know, but the thing was that, of course, as soon as, because Lisa Rene gave these two monsters like some sort of ammunition, Kim and Brandy immediately started trying to gaslight her, right? Gaslight gaslight, gaslight. Yeah. And they were, you know, they were like, they're like, "Well, I don't know. Someone should look up, look up Rene. She probably has a record. She probably has a record. They were just trying to paint her as this lake." But Kim couldn't even say that. She's like, "I'll bet if I looked on the internet and you looked up Lisa Rene, she'd have a history of..." And then she's making a strangling motion, but she's going, "What are you calling? Where are you?" And then she starts like stirring cookies. And she's like, "What is this?" "Are you trying to shake out a bag of chips into a bowl? Is that what that motion is?" Yeah, her strength, you know. Make an order. She starts stirring chicken salad with her hands. She's like, "Oh, you call it!" Disgusting picture frames that they're made. "What is this?" "What?" "What is it called?" She's like doing wax on mucks off. "Oh, Lord Kim." Yeah, she's ginger. She's scary-amby. She's scary-amby. Brandi's like, "I'm sure Brandi was probably saying things like, you know, I'm afraid of him around." You know, Brandi's going to do that. Like, "I don't want to be alone with her. I'm afraid of her." She was doing that. She was like, "She's scary." I mean, a couple of times, you look like you're going to get up today. I mean, that's really scary. That's some serious rage. Brandi. "You've gotten that, but I got scared." It's like, "Oh, God, shut up, Brandi." Those two are such fucking amateurs. It's hilarious. You know, it's hilarious watching them try and go up against the other ladies because it's calling them pros a silly, but they are pros, but mostly it's just because they're adults, you know? It's like dealing with children, drunk children. And Lisa, of course, did the best thing was that she pulled Brandi on Brandi, which is that Lisa then started to cry, started to say, "Well, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just human and I try the best." And like, she just shushes me a lot. And my dad always used to shush me. I mean, it was like- I started dying. Like, it was like you could hear the violins playing. It was so ridiculous. But Lisa ran a lifetime movie, "The Girl Who Got Shashed." Eileen comes over and sits by her side. I mean, it was all just so over the top. It's the sort of thing that you would actually normally hate. But because you knew it was being done to thwart Brandi and Kim's gaslighting, it was just clear. It was almost just a statement on how stupid they are, you know? Yeah. That they're making such a big deal out of everything. She's like, "My dad used to shush me. That's why I hope he never go into a library." Yeah. It's fucking nervous breakdown in there. I need a book, baby. So real bad. Yeah, that was pretty funny. "Played by Tori Spelling with Grillmarks on her face." Big 80s wig. Shh! Stop! It's like how we're going to start torturing our Iraqis now that we can't, like, put water down their throats anymore. It's like the new terrorist, the new way to do a terrorist. Achigrails and it's, you know. No, no, shushing. Oh, shushing. We can do them both. Do both. Thank you. First one, then the other. First we're going to shush you, and then we're going to cook you like a spelling. Okay? And then I'll tell you- I'd like my steak done spelling, please. Thank you. Yeah. I liked also how, when Lisa Rinna was crying, and then Kim was like, "Oh, you know." "Oh, yeah, here come the team." As if Kim hasn't been bawling all this time. About nothing, too. About truly nothing. And then on top of that, when Lisa was sitting there crying, and Kim and Rinna were like, "Ah, my, my, my," and then Eileen goes, "She said she was sorry. Get over yourself." I was like, "Yes." I love that she, uh, she kept saying, "Ah, she says she's going to fuck me up." Since when do you have a problem with someone threatening to get you fucked up, Kim? Yeah, exactly. She's threatening to fuck me up. (growls) Uh, I'm looking at the podcast and see where we are, but I can't. I mean, the recap to see where we are. Uh, Kim keeps talking. And he's just like, "Okay, now let Lisa talk." And she's like, "Ah, man, she's like, my, my." And she's like bent over, pointing her finger and going crazy, and Andy's just ignoring her. God bless her. I know. But then the strangest thing of all was that there was like a Danielle Stob moment, which is a never, never a good moment to have. Oh, God. She's after all this, Kim suddenly awkwardly walks across the stage and gives Lisa this very strange, stilted look. Oh, that was not suddenly. That was Brandy. Brandy goes, "Kim, stop it right now. She's crazy. Stop it." And Kim stops, straightens up. Her face totally clears, and she becomes a blank robot. And then she's like, "This guy, Lisa, I'm sorry." And then she gets up and hugs Lisa. Lisa wouldn't even get up out of her couch. She like hugs her. And then like went back to her seat. That's creepy. Yeah, it was just so bizarre. It was definitely a Danielle Stob on Jacqueline Laredo hug. Yeah, that was not cute. Yeah. And then after all this, then the reunion took a turn and became mired in pot gate, or maybe a space cake gate. And one of the more annoying fights in reunion history. If no one is going to go have pot in Amsterdam, don't go to the pots for an Amsterdam. Like if we're not going to get to see you all fucked up in Amsterdam, that's the whole point of going to Amsterdam and going to the pot store, right? Get fucked up. Well, the producers were probably like, "You have to go to a pot store." So like, "Okay, we'll go to the pot store." Yeah, but if you know none of the cast is going to do it, what's the fun of that? They're like, "No, no, no, I couldn't." So then it became this whole thing, this rehashing, huh, pun intended, of Brandy being like all mad, because Kyle was acting like a saint. Like she never smokes weed or whatever, but then she wouldn't eat the pot there or whatever, and she's such a hypocrite, blah, blah, blah. And it really annoyed me. I mean, do I believe that Kyle smokes pot? Yeah, of course, I do believe it. But like, I just feel like it's her right to decide that she doesn't want, if she doesn't want to have space cake on national TV, if she's like, I think that's like fine. I think that's like, if she's aware enough of herself and how she acts on pot and that she knows that like, you know what, I become neurotic, I become crazy, and I don't know if I want that documented on national TV. I think she is like within her right. She is, but the reason that Brandy was annoyed, 'cause I was annoyed too, it's just that Brandy doesn't know how, she doesn't know social skills, but the reason she was annoyed is, 'cause Kyle was like, whoa, that smell, oh my god, am I gonna get high just from smelling it? What is that, a joint? How do you even smoke this? How do you, what is a joint? A joint's a place you go, it's like a place. Why would they call it a joint? Pot, pot's a thing you put plants in, why would they call it? Oh, 'cause it's a plant. Ah, I get it. Come on, Kyle. She's acting like she's, you know, she's-- No, that was ridiculous, but like, then Brandy makes it her mission, you know, to like destroy, not destroy it, but like, she just comes out, like, it's like, she even said on the reunion, Brandy said, "It made me crazy that you were sitting there acting like you were something that you're not." It's like, you know what, she, Brandy has inferred this thing. Okay, she's inferred this, or she's created in her mind that Kyle is acting like something that she's not. Is Kyle being ridiculous? Probably. But like, Brandy makes these inferences in her head, and then she turns them into facts and acts on them, and that's like one of her biggest problems. That's why she's always getting into trouble, because she doesn't know the line between when she-- Between like, her own perception of things versus like, what, you know, what's fact and what's friction, baby? All she had to say was, "Oh Jesus, Kyle, you've never, you've never been around pot your whole life, I'm so sure." And that's it, you know? Said she wants to bust her, you know, she wants like, make a thing about it. And then, yeah, and I feel like, you know, it was this whole thing on the reunion for like, five or ten minutes and screaming, and Kyle at the one point was like, "I did not want to eat space cake. What is wrong with that? I'm scared of that." And it's like, it's like, it's like, but Brandy kept on going at her. Like, why can't Kyle decide she doesn't want to have space cake? And I like that she said, "Oh, well, you're an addict. You're calling me an addict. You're an addict. You're the one taking Xanax on the plane. Listen, bitch, she's taking Xanax on the plane, because she's a goddamn American." Okay? That's our right. It's not taking Xanax. Well, the best is Brandy, she's like, she's like, she's like, "What if Kim were there? If she took a bite, would it be a big deal? Would we be talking about it?" You know, she was trying to make this point that like, "Oh, like, why is it okay? Why is it like, why should we not make a big deal about like, Kyle having a bite? What if Kim has a bite? Like, wouldn't we be making a big deal about it?" I was like, "Well, of course you idiot, because Kim is in recovery. It's a much bigger difference than if Kyle has a bite, or if you have a bite, Brandy." Yeah. You stop it, Mueller. No one cares about your anger issues. Okay. Come over here and have some space cake. I mean, he heard us doing the Brandy impersonation. Probably all the cats from the neighborhood are coming to our house right now, and he's growling at them. Yeah, so that was all ridiculous. And, you know, Andy kind of won my heart a little bit, because I think this was the part when he's like, "Well, isn't there a difference between that and someone who's in recovery?" Do you think, "How?" Let me see. Brandy's squealing, "Fuck you over and over again." Oh, this was the other thing. And he's like, "Well, you didn't have any space cake." Which no one has pointed out yet. And she's like, "But that's because I'm in a custody battle, and I can't have that right now on the air. Like, their mom's, you know, having pot on the air when I'm in a custody battle. Brandy, you're fucking a 23-year-old on air, and you're talking about how Kyle just smoked pot with you. So... Yeah, how stupid are you, woman? And on top of that, it's actually legal just to have the space cake in Amsterdam. So it would not have been bad, I think, in your custody battle. Yeah, it's just like... You didn't mind the words if you're willing to fuck people that look like slightly younger than your children. Yeah, you do so many heinous things that I think the space cake is the least of your problems. Well, I was going to stand up for Brandy in that section, because I do understand why she was annoyed with Kyle, because Kyle is a phony of noxious asshole, and it makes me crazy when Kyle does shit like that. Like, what is pie? What is it green? It was... I mean, that was really bad of Kyle. But ultimately, again, the day, I don't begrudge her for, like, not wanting to... No, I don't need that. It's just how she was acting. But Brandy's, you know, again, Brandy's reaction was just so much worse that, you know, you're making me side with Kyle, both Kim and Brandy are making me side with Kyle, who normally makes me crazy. So that's not okay, guys. We need to reel that back in. Yeah. So let's see. So then, Kim starts this whole... He tries to change the subject, and then Twitch starts this whole like, "Man, I'll tell you another thing. I have sick of talking about my alcohol." It's like, listen, we're not talking about it right now. We were talking about the cash trip to the zoo, or whatever, and she was like, "I'm not drunk, either." Yeah, because I think what happened was they're talking about Space Cake, and if I remember correctly, when Brandy said, like, "What would people do if Kim were there or whatever?" And then that's when Anthony was like, "Well, in all due respect, I think it would be a bigger deal if there was someone struggling with their sobriety." And that's when Kim was like, "I just want to say I'm not struggling with my sobriety, as we all chuckle now, as we refer to TMZ from today." Yeah, because she was... She's looked like she's been using this whole time. I mean, shocker. I love that this is so shocking to everybody. It was like, "Can you believe it? She fell off the wagon!" Yeah, I know. It was never a wagon. Yeah, there was no wagon, just like a little... I don't know, a few wheels, a few wheels, and like a maybe a roller skate. There is a bench, there's a bench that she's been sitting on, waiting for a wagon that has not arrived yet. Her wagon tried to cross the river a long time ago, but she did not get the help of an Indian guide, and it sank a very long time ago. And now she's just... It's like one of those little red wagons. She can only fit, like, part of her body into one. So it's like her butts in one, but her legs are off of it. It's not meth! I mean, that's my new hashtag for my life. Yes, I'm smoking a cigarette today. Hashtag, not meth. It's not meth. Yeah, I mean, if you look at that way, Kim's doing great. Yeah, because living in Hollywood, I'm like, "Wow, is everybody doing meth?" Because there's a lot of people talking to this guy right now, and they're not having any flesh on their bones or teeth. Baby. Baby. Oh, not meth, baby. So Kim starts saying this thing. She starts saying, "You know, I just want to say, I haven't struggled, and I just... Did I show up like that? Yes, should I have taken that pill?" No, no, no, no, but it only happened once, and I would appreciate it if people would stop talking about it. And finally, Lisa Vanderpump said the thing that we have been saying all along, which is she's like, "Darling, you cannot show up higher than a kite and not expect us to deal with it." It's like, thank you. Oh, no, that was Rina, I think. It was Rina? Yeah. That was either Lisa. You have to call them V or R. All I had written down in my notes was Lisa, and for some reason, I thought it was Lisa. No, that was Rina. Rina goes, "You can't pretend that this problem doesn't exist." And then Kim's like, "Shush." And I was like, "You better watch it. You're about to lose that turkey neck." I know the Hulk. Yeah. Hulk is about to come out. So then Amby's like, "Well, why didn't you or someone, Kyle or whoever, is like, how come you didn't have a problem with Brandy talking about it?" And then Brandy's like, "I was waiting like all day, and it was okay." And then Kim's like, "Yeah, it's okay with Brandy." Because, yeah, Brandy is like, she says it over a glass of wine. It makes it easier to take. It's not vodka. Thank God. Jeez, lady. All right. So then... Brandy doesn't understand, and Brandy doesn't understand the double standard of the fact that she talked to Jennifer Jimenez twice. She doesn't understand why people think that's just the same as anyone else talking to anyone else about it. Anything. And she's like, "But I was talking to my friend. I had to talk about it to someone's. I will bitch. What do you think all the other people are doing?" Exactly. But Kim's too stupid to see her own logic and why she's mad. She's mad because people were talking about it on camera, period. And her children could see it. That's why she's mad. She's not mad that they're asking her about it or talking about it. She's mad that it's on camera, but she doesn't... She's too stupid to like know or whatever. She's not present enough to see that that's why she's mad. That's what makes me crazy. By the end of the reunion, she's out of stuff to say. She's out of her practiced lines, and she just looks completely broken. And the thing is that Brandy talked to Jennifer Jimenez. If anything, Jennifer Jimenez said the most damning things of all, because Jennifer Jimenez actually has a background in dealing with recovery and addiction. And she was the one who said that's called a relapse. She was the one like she needs this. And she was the one giving examples of why this is bad. So I would say actually the conversation that Brandy had with Jennifer was more damaging to Kim's reputation than anything that Lisa and Eileen chat about. Those conversations were just like chatter. They're like, "Well, I feel like something's wrong. I think she's an addict." But when Jennifer Jimenez gets up there on TV and says she relapsed, that's actually like bam. She was like, "She's relapsed. If you spot it, you got it. And that's bad. And taking one pill is it." And she's right. And that scene was also very scary because it was like a battle of fillers. I mean, that was Jimenez's fillers against Glanville's fillers. It was like two beach balls just trying to kill each other. Neither one of you is a blue M&M or try harder. You need to try going more for a jelly belly. Let's get a little bit back more to normal. But before we go into this next section, oh, well, actually before I go into the before the next section part, I really liked when Andy said, "So Kyle, what's the deal with you being friends with Brandy at all? Because you hated her last year and now you're friends or whatever." And Kyle's like, "Well, you know, I took some time to get to know her and to hang out with her and see her in real life with her kids. And I saw the good in her and I still do." And then Brandy looks offended like she just stabbed her. And I thought that's so funny because she's rolling her eyes because obviously Kyle's getting a good point. And these shows have gotten so disgusting that they're being mean to each other now by being nice. It's like the new weapon is like who can be nicer? It's like it's so gross. And I love it. I love the evolution of the reunion shows. But that said, before we get into this next sister part, because the rest of it's just the sisters yelling at each other, that part that Kyle was just saying, "Well, I saw the good in her. No, Kyle, you were her friend because you were anti-banderpump all season. You lost at the reunion last year. Everybody docked you on Twitter and called you a cunt or as he were, sorry. And now you're trying to rehab your image by having someone else fight your battles for you. You're totally being friends with Brandy to use her against Lisa. I mean, it's so obvious, duh. And this is the thing. Brandy uses everybody, right? Like everybody said this whole season, she's been using Kim to get it. And she has. She's been brainwashing Kim. Like that's obvious, especially at the reunion. She might as well have been holding like a sleek number control. But I think that something we haven't talked about is how everybody uses Brandy. But these women are smart enough to know how to manipulate. And Brandy's not. So Brandy can't do it right. But the other women have just used her. You know, Lisa used her because she had a funny little sidekick after Cedric left that she could kind of do whatever she wanted. And then this season, Kim used her because Kim was using her to battle Kyle for her. So everyone thinks she's been using Kim, but Kim's been using Brandy too. So I know that we rail on Brandy a lot, but it hit me the other day watching it that this poor Brandy has been totally manipulated by at least three people in this cast. And nobody's ever pointed that out because Brandy's so stupid with her social skills that she's always on the losing end. And that's why she can't be a housewife girl. If you can't manipulate properly, you got played, bitch. Bye. Well, she does eventually realize which is why she lashes out, you know, but it's her own fault. Yeah. And it's also too late. Like she realizes at the very end of the episode. And she's like, I'm washing my hands with both you bitches. I'm done with this. Well, first, yeah, you're done because the season's over and you know, you no longer need Kim. But I think, yeah, I think she realized she's been used by Kim to battle Kyle for her. Well, it's funny because I think, yeah, I think Kim uses her to battle Kyle. I think that Brandy initially was trying to get both Richard sisters to go. So I should have them against Lisa. I think Brandy really had something out for Lisa. And then it became evident that then that it was now going to become her and Kim against Kyle and then by extension, the whole cast, you know, yeah, I love that whatever happened last season kind of broke something in Lisa, like it broke this this filter that she had had on the show. Well, she's always been a snarky kind of asshole in a funny way, but she's something broke with her. Where this year, she's basically just coming out and being like she is on Vanderpump rules where she's bossing the staff around. I was like, no, darling. I said you can't do that, you know, and that's bullshit. You know, when have we ever seen her like that at a reunion? This time she's like pointing, she's getting off the couch and she's going there because I think Vanderpump rules is like shown that side of her or whatever. She the reason why is because it's like what she says in her thing, throw them each of the wolves and she'll come back the leader. They tried to destroy Lisa last year. They did the best. Everyone turned against Lisa. It was she had no allies. It was just her. And she still came out on top. And then she's just sort of realized that she's invincible. So she can say whatever she wants because nothing will ruin her. Yeah. She was very funny. She didn't say much. You know, she must have loved this reunion. She didn't have to do shit. All she had to do was sit there this time. I mean, last time she had to sit next to Andy and basically get her ass handed to her the entire time. Yeah. And stupid brandy, stupid brandy is so dumb. She thought she could lead a revolution against Lisa last year. And little, you know, it's like, okay, like you made you you you won the battle, but you were clearly losing the war because now Lisa had basically, I'm not gonna say that Lisa has turned the whole cast against brandy, but you know, Randy has turned the whole cast against brandy. Yeah, exactly. The point is that she went up against the wrong person and she tried to like, you just can't do that. You can't. She's done. Get her off the show. Get her off Bravo. Get her off TV center to the center to the wasteland of VH1. Oh, Lord, because you know, that's coming. Yeah, couples therapy will be her and her gay live in boy, it'll be her and someone in kindergarten. All right. So let's see here. So then we move on to the meat of the show, which was the sister fight the Richard sister. So I guess, let's screen this. We were talking about Rosie O'Donnell, Elizabeth Hasselbeck sort of fight going on here. Screen was split, tension without any brains. At least O'Donnell has some brains on her. Yeah, she may be loopy, but she's semi intelligent. I can't say the same for Hasselbeck, but yeah, it is good. It is like that like that nice view split screen where it's like it's so it's coming on so so quickly, so intensely. There's just no room to ever cut away from either one of them. So you just have to put both them on screen. Yeah. So it basically got into the Kingsley stuff, which is when this is one Kim for like about 35 minutes was saying like, Oh, I'll say, I'll say what really happened. You want me to go there? I haven't gone there before, but I'll go there. I'll go there and they're like, what do you insinuate Kim? Nothing. It's private. I'm gonna say that. You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You want me to say it? You don't want me to say it? You don't want to hate about that because she's basically trying to assign Kyle accountability for what awful things are about to come out. It's basically saying like, well, I wouldn't have said it, but Kyle made me say it. Kyle like dared me to say it on national TV. I would never have said it otherwise. Like shut the fuck up. Yeah, and Kyle's so done at this point. She just was like, okay, go ahead. You know, she's just nodding at her. And then Kim acts later like Kyle was the one who brought it up. Like, oh my God, Kim. So she's like, okay, you want me to say it? And go ahead, Kyle. Say it. Say it. Go ahead, Kyle. And Kyle's like her dog bit my daughter. Becomes this. Yeah. This whole thing where Kim is like, oh, I feel terrible laughing. No, don't you should laugh. You should laugh at this crazy bit because she goes, this is the part where she really, this is the part where I was like, oh, she's on something. Like she's obviously just, she's obviously still. Well, she was furious because the dog, the dog bit Alexia, right? Alexia, right? And, and oh, well, you know, Peter. And so Kyle Instagram, the photo of Alexia in the hospital with some of her sisters, maybe your friends, and was like, when life gives you lemons or whatever. And Kim was furious. Because she was like, well, you know, you made a public display of that. You made a public display. And then everyone found out that my dog bit your daughter, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Kyle's like, but I didn't, I didn't hashtag it. I didn't say it was like, I am Richard's damn dog or like bit by Kingsley. You know, I told people, she's like, well, yeah, I told my friends, because by the way, is it really such a bad thing? If someone says, Oh, what happened to Alexia? Oh, well, Tim's dog better. It's like, oh, yeah. This is another example of it's not the action. It's the reaction is everybody else's reaction to Kim having a fucking dog that she can't handle biting people that's not trained. That dog should have been adopted out. Alright, I was gonna say put down. Because I think if you buy, I think dogs, like, if they bite a certain number of times, isn't there like a law? Yeah, you have to put their downs. A lot of liability issues, I think. And she's being sued by a neighbor down the street that she was calling her second mommy. And she's being sued by her because the dog also attacks some old lady. So that's why she's being sued right now in case we didn't trend that earlier. The trainer from like two seasons ago, who tried to train Kingsley, he got a lot of flack back then because it may look, he looked, they made it look like he was just like slapping the dog and being abusive to the dog and people like, what sort of trainer does that? And he contended then, and I think he still contends that he wasn't like, that's not the way he trains dogs, that Kingsley tried to attack him and he was actually, yeah, he kissed the dog, but the dog was attacking him. Yeah, the dog was attacking him and he was defending himself and Bravo made it look like this was his training methods. And he was like really mad about it. And it's like, it's like getting mad at the mom at the end of Koojo for shooting the dog. I mean, have you seen what that dog has done to the Pinto? What? It's like in Koojo getting mad at the mom for killing the dog. Did you see what that dog did to the Pinto? It's like this giant Saint Bernard wrecking apart a car while this mom's just trying to like save her son's life. And then they shoot it. And I think in this day and age, people would be like, she shot Koojo? Who would do that? But just had rabies. Jesus, it was Koojo. All right. Yeah, I mean, the fact that Kim was, Kim was mad that there was a Instagram photo, you know? I'm the owner of a dog that's half Pitbull and half Chihuahua. And this dog's Pitbull side is there. He tries to bite old men. He tries to attack other dogs. And I have to walk him on a short leash. And I can't let him. You know, it's part of Unlock your imagination with Audible. When you listen to audio content, your mind is free to paint the scenes and feel the emotions of a great story. 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Oh, he tries to bite the gardener or the mailman. You know, I have to whip him and try and train him. It takes a strong hand, and if not, I get sued, and that's just it. But I wanted to say the dog trainer released some kind of statement saying, and this is before all this happened, because Kim just got arrested today for the drunkenness, but he released some kind of statement at some point. I'm reading all of this, by the way, all over the internet, and I don't have my sources, but you guys can look it up easily if you need them. If this is a court case, but he was saying, yeah, that dog is too powerful for her. She shouldn't have that dog. She's not training well. She shouldn't have it, period. Yeah, I mean, it's an animal. Okay, and that's, and the thing is this. So what where I started to find that this really went to a despicable place was Kim then just starts yelling at Kyle and saying, calling her, she's like, you're horrible, you're horrible. Well, Kim, what, what did Kyle, I mean, like, why? Here's what she did. Here's what she did. And here's why she was calling her horrible. And I didn't, I mean, I kind of got it during the reunion, but when I was reading comments, I think it was on the Reddit thread or our own Facebook thread. I've been like obsessing and reading everything about this, but I know that's sad. But wherever I read it, a lot of people's opinions are that Kim was mad because she's in a lawsuit. So she's in a lawsuit for her dog attacking an old lady. So by Kyle putting that out on Instagram, that's more evidence for the old lady when this lawsuit. And that's what she was mad about. And obviously, people are going to put two and two together and know that it's Kim's dog. So I get that, but you know what, it's not her fault. And she's not, no one is under, you know, it's infuriating. No one is supposed to be forced to keep your secrets. If you want to keep your secrets and hide up in your house and you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. If you don't want your family calling you an alcoholic on national TV when no one knows, even that, I can see why she would have been mad at that in season one. Obviously, fine, I get it. But when you come on a reality show and you're still most likely drunk and you're doing all this shit, people are going to call you on it. And in real life, if you do shit, if you're going to kick a cop, people are going to call you on that bitch. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, easy. You know, like, I know what you're saying. I do get that like that. This is this who work against her case. But the truth is the thing that's working against that case is that dog. Yeah, the dog bit somebody else that's what's working against your case. Yeah, that's what that's the problem here. Okay. And it's a big problem. I know it's a dog and people love dogs and people love their animals. But at a certain point, you actually do have to make some tough choices and you have to, like, think about, you know, okay, is this a is this dog safe to have around this dog has now opened me up to litigation, whether or not the woman who's suing Kim has sued her in the past or is doing whatever whatever the allegations have been thrown against this woman, whatever. And the fact that Kim would ultimately kind of like indirectly take Kingsley's side over Kyle and her niece, you know, is so deplorable, I think, you know, and then she says, this is why I don't like her. This is why I don't like her to Kyle. I mean, it's like, you're just like an evil woman. Yeah. And all the other woman woman, all the other women just kept shouting her down, shouting her down. And then she would start shouting back because she's not used to getting that from people. She's not used to people calling her on her shit like that. Because mostly if it's not somebody in your family, you know, if you know a drunk or somebody, you don't confront them or have a huge issue, you know, if people want to live in their own world, generally, as human beings, we let them do that. So to have all these people telling her that she's mean and she's a bully, Kim looks like she's never heard that. This is the first time that Kim's ever been taken out of her victim bubble, where she's been called the bully, and she's been called the victimizer. And you could tell it in her face because she looked completely beaten up that anyone would say that to her when this whole time. And then she whips out the old, "But you know what they were and thank Maunty's dying." She's like, "Really?" Yeah, she's like, "Oh my goodness." I love that she's able to use someone else's problem so well. She's, you know, with Kim had cancer. She wouldn't want people talking about that on national TV. But if it's somebody else's cancer, she can use that as her, you know, she could use that as her problem. It's like, why is it okay to talk about everybody else's problems and use them as your own? You've got your own shit, bitch. Use your own shit. Exactly. And Maunty may love Kingsley, and Kingsley may be very helpful to Maunty's like, "Well, someone loved Hitler, too." No, but the thing is this, though, like, and I know dog lovers will probably come down on me for this. But in some cases, like a dog is a dog. Like, so maybe you can like get a different dog for Maunty, you know, and still have those therapeutic values. I mean, I just don't, I just don't think that like, then bring Maunty into this as such. It is like you just don't do that. That's just a girl knowing that Kim Richards is driving around this town in a giant car with a Kingsley is terrifying. And then she starts saying about the Instagram photo, "It hurt my whole family, my whole family." You know, you hurt your whole family. Her family in here is this, like, shield, everything, anything that goes wrong. It's going to hurt the family. The dog is hurting the family. The dog is actually literally hurting the family. Yeah. Well, Kim, you know, the fact that this all happened right after the reunion is really sad because God knows what she's been taking on the internet. And she's too fragile. She can't take that shit. Someone just needs to say, "Don't read." She's normally, I'm sure, they haven't had to tell her. But don't listen to anything. Don't watch anything because you're being eviscerated. She needs to go to a 90-day rehab where she is not, she has no access to the internet or, or TV. She just, you know, and she can, except for, like, sending emails, etc. She needs to get her head straightened out. She needs to get on a proper program, which probably I want to hear. She needs to, like, really, like, do it right this time. I'm not, you know, the thing is we talk about her sobriety as if it's this easy walk in the park. And, like, we both recognize it's not. It's not easy at all. But she doesn't, she has not appeared to us, at least, as, like, she's been taking the proper steps. And she needs to get back in there and do it right. So she can, like, get back on the right path and, like, rebuild things. Because, you know, when, when, when she starts talking about telling Andy that, like, her children and her dogs are off limits, to be discussed, to me, that's just so ridiculous and delusional. Children, I get, you can't talk about the dog. Why can you not talk about the dog? You know, the, the, I mentioned this after my son. What is someone saying about your son? Your dog is not your son. I mean, I know that to a dog owner, like me, yes, that that is kind of like our child in a way that can never talk back or make any decisions on his own. Or can never tell you what a dick you are. It's like the perfect kind of child, you know, they, they can never argue with you, really. You know, it's not the same as a relationship. Like, I get it. Like, if I were, like, walking with someone and their dog was being an asshole, and I'd be like, Oh, God, your dog is really out of control. I wouldn't do that because I understand the respect issue there. But if there's a situation like this, where a dog is like inflicting harm and is at the root of some controversy on the real housewives, I think it's totally acceptable to talk about the dog because the reason why we don't, why, why not we, because we talk about everything. But the reason why the, you know, why the request is made, don't, don't bring my kids into this. Don't talk about my kids is because the kids could theoretically hear this, right? And the kids could hear it. And kids are young, they're innocent, and they're impressionable. And they hear something like this. It could really be harmful to them psychologically. It could really mess with them in a way that's like not fair due to a child. But a dog doesn't hear it. It doesn't get back. Oh, your dog doesn't know any differently. So yeah, well, I wanted to point out also another comment that someone left about if you go onto Monty's, I think it was, they said their Twitter, his Instagram, if you go look at his, you know, really dig and go far back, it's all pictures of him partying with porn stars and shit like that and like living a party life. And you know, that can't be good to be living with either because if she was using with him when they were married, they've probably still got that kind of relationship and how it's like, yeah, come over if you got cancer and bring a dime bag. You know, it's like part of it is part of it might be that, you know, she's taken care of him because he has cancer and part of it might be just because they're partying together, you know, like a lot of it is like Monty has cancer, but it doesn't make him the most innocent person in the world either. She's, she's probably got kind of a user friend back in her life, which can't be too helpful. I just thought that was something interesting, because I've just always looked at, I've never really thought of that like, oh, this is someone's from Kim's past. Well, in Kim's past, she's always been fucked up. And now she's living with someone from her past again. Right. And that can't be helpful. You know, it's not just the main dusting picture frame going, Oh, no, please don't trip. Please don't trip again. Well, another interesting thing in here, which we never got to in this reunion. No one ever brought it up was when Brandy was saying, well, you know, I called Kyle. I called her because there was something really wrong with Kim and Kyle just washed her hands of it. And she wouldn't even deal with it. And then Kyle just calmly goes, that's not why you called me that night, Brandy. What does that mean? Why did Brandy call her? What was she freaking out about that we don't know? Yeah, regarding Kim and damn it, that's something we never got to. I want to know what it is. And another thing the editors never did. I don't know if Rinna pissed them off or what. But when they kept saying, well, roll the tape, they kept saying roll the tape on something that they would not roll the tape on. Oh, you know what? Maybe they did. Maybe it was finally the Jennifer Jimenez thing. Yeah, the Jennifer. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. By the way, I have to also give some props to Lisa Rinna, who when Kim was doing this whole thing about like, my heads, my dog, off limits, etc. And then Lisa Rinna was like, well, then why do a reality show? Yeah. And she's like, well, your husband's off limits. And then everybody laughs openly. Well, the difference is that like, her husband is off limits for you to try to slander and try to like say something nasty about. But I don't think her husband's off limits. If you have questions about X, Y, and Z, you know, it's like, go ahead, say it, baby, say it. What did he do, baby? Yeah, Rinna's basically, in my mind, just Amy Phillips doing Lisa Rinna at this point. In my mind now, all she says is, baby. And at one point, Lisa Rinna turns to the other two and goes, she needs to own that dog bite. Yeah, I love that. Stay strong, Kyle. Stay strong, Kyle. But you know what? She's right. She doesn't need to. She never once did, never once did Kim own the dog bite, nor did she apologize for it. And she almost seemed to be implying that there was a deeper story behind the dog bite, which is, didn't she say somewhere? Didn't I read somewhere that like Kim was mad because she had told the kids don't go in the room because King's leads in there, the kids went in there anyway, and they got bit. So now it's like, supposedly, that was a story that was on the internet. That was like the original story that was on the internet, was that the kids went into a room they weren't supposed to. So they got bit, but that wasn't brought up. So it makes me wonder if that was ever true. Yeah, because I feel like if Kim had that, she would have brought that up. Well, she probably didn't want to like bring the kids into it. I love it the part where they're fighting over this Instagram picture. And Andy just gets that like really confused. You know how he looks like confused half the time? Yeah. And then he goes, so this is the reason you've been fighting? He's expecting like some deep family trauma. And you know part of the the biggest travesty in all of this is Kyle's such an asshole too. And you know that these sisters like we've seen when Kyle gets mad and she tried to throttle Kim in the first season. This is the second time someone's been throttled in a housewives show and they've both times it's been Kim. So what does that tell you? Kyle tried to throttle her the first season and this season you know Rinna tried to throttle her, but you know that Kyle has a crazy temper too and nothing that happened when they were growing up was okay because everything that people have posted about that book that was written about their the biography that was written about their family is just like devastating to read. It's awful awful stuff like their mom was a drunk and and Kim was always working. So Kyle was working on a sitcom but she used to they used to have to like drive Kim she used to have to drive Kim's car or something and she was underage and didn't have a license but had to learn to drive to go pick her drunk mom up from bars and her mom was always bringing home all these dues to sleep. I mean it just sounds horrible horrible. Yeah so you know you can see like a little where this comes from but Kyle's just as bad. She may she got her life together and married a successful person and has a really nice family and stuff and Kim didn't and you can see where all the awful awful stuff is coming in with that. You know Kyle can just sit back and smile at this point because she she can see that Kim's off the rails and she knows what happens when Kim's off the rails so she can just sit back and watch with a little smile on her face and let Kim lose it but she never will because she ultimately I think always wants that approval from Kim and she'll never get it. Maybe but now she's got so many people on her side saying no Kim's abusive Kim's abusive and so that's kind of the narrative in her head now and she's like that's it I'm done with Kim I mean she hasn't talked to Kim for the show ended. You know one thing that I think is really sort of amazing to watch and sort of in a cynical way but the relationship between Kim and Kyle truly is the culmination of these past is it five seasons of Beverly Hills. I mean a lot of times you know people will be friends on all these reality shows. People will be friends one season then season then they'll be enemies and they'll be friends. I mean it's like back and forth and it's like you know where their friendship is in season five has nothing to do with where their friendship was season two and if they had a fight they'll be like well we had a rough patch but we got through it but with well with Kim and Kyle it truly is a culmination of all the stuff that's happened. There have been some seasons when Kim has been almost like a non-factor and it's like what is she doing on this show etc but when you look back you see how it's all like the season one she was doing nothing was when she got Kingsley you know and when you look back it all has added up to this moment. It's kind of amazing it's like it's I mean it's like a very fascinating family tale Hollywood family tale. Well this this could be on TV but yet it's sort of great that it is. This particular show is kind of the fun to me I think it's the funniest one because maybe because we live here and there are so many of them are I almost said that they're all but so many of them are like genuinely wealthy and they're just kooks like when it was Camille and Adrian and Lisa I mean these women have so much money I mean tens of millions of dollars they're not like the normal housewives that are like blue collar housewives you know where they're like I'm hocking my wine you know we're trying to make the rent or whatever even though they do hock their products but they're not desperate for that money you know and it's the most fun but it's also just the saddest I mean this is the one where we saw Taylor telling everybody her husband was abusing her even though we never know if that was true or not then her husband killed himself then Kelsey was having an affair that whole time and she practically found out on camera when she took her friends to Broadway and realized that he was gonna dump her yeah I mean the most awful things have happened on Beverly Hills most traumatic things in housewives history have happened and I hope that Kim doesn't die because it's not looking good yeah I mean it's I think I read a review of Beverly Hills once that this is both like the sunniest and most glamorous of the franchises and yet it also has the darkest undercurrent of any of them and it's true and I think that's actually what makes it great and I'm not like celebrating I'm not trying to like revel in people's real dark issues but I think in some ways I think it makes it very fascinating because there is you know there's real shit going on and we complain about some of these shows which just like like New Jersey last season there actually was some real shit going on someone was about to go to jail but most of the drama on that show felt fabricated it felt people felt like people trying to make their mark on camera and here you just had you just you've just had it for a few seasons now real stuff and last season the reason why last season didn't work so well for viewers is because Carlton and the other one felt like Joyce felt like they just were you know they were to make drama you know and it didn't it didn't bring any of the the real stuff that we're used to on this show yeah well we're pretty much done I mean it just ends with with which having a nervous breakdown on camera for all of our enjoyment so it was kind of a sick way to end it and it was definitely a long season because we talked about it so much on this show and then writing you know freaking recaps of it every time it comes out and those recaps ain't short and sorry for that but man by the end of this I was exhausted this was like a four to five hour writing session on this show and I just felt horrible at the end especially just looking at Kim man I've just had that argument before with somebody who's not well and just seeing her completely broken like that was just so sad you know god bless you man but and if you want us if you want to see our uh Ronnie's recap of my photo cap they're on our Facebook page yeah come read them they're both funny and oh my god the favorite part of your photo cap is when Kim says you never apologize to kingly I died I wish I could like have you act out my photo cap that would make you so happy your photo cap voices are so good I've missed them thank you so it's really nice to get them because I would never have even started recapping or working on the internet had it not been from you Benjamin Ronnie and I wouldn't even be here today bro if it weren't for you I you know I it was so fun writing it like I I love writing photo caps and I would do them all the time except it's actually just really distracts me too much from trying to get my my TV writing career off the ground well you know I mean it's just joke it's just joke writing so if you can translate that into your TV work I think it'll be just fine well thank you thank you thank you because and you know sometimes I wish I could too because all this stuff is just such a weird life to lead you know where it's like yeah I write 10 page recaps and talk about housewives for a living yeah and sometimes at the end of it when it's so sad and I'm like I'm sitting here like about to cry about some woman I don't even know but I feel so guilty for like I'll read it back and think how can you be such a country human being like what happens to you as a child which of course I could tell you what happened to me is it you know but I'm like what happened and why is it like that and then things like when Lisa Rinna can't come on because it's just too too mean and then I wake up the next day and I'm like fuck it this is worth it it's worth it this is a good life and I'm not going to feel bad about it this is a fun fucking life and so thank you to all you real housewives whether you're like having a great happy life or whether you're just breaking down on camera whatever it is you're giving me something fulfilling to do with my life so you see exactly even temperatures when you're falling off the wagon you are giving me a life so thank you see and on top of that when you're right when you spend all this time writing this stuff Lisa Rinna tweets it out and that's a pretty awesome thing yeah I would like to thank David for always being that for me my love now after this like very intense and evil reunion it was kind of like a breath of fresh air to cross coasts and go to real housewives of New York oh god thank Jesus for that and I was like I was so happy for it because you know one thing that I love about New York City that you don't really get in any of the other franchises of this of the real housewives is that it always kind of begins in like a few episodes in the Hamptons like there's always kind of like this traditional first few episodes like it sort of starts off in the Hamptons and it's sort of like a great way to kind of ease into the season you know in this luxurious beachy locale you know it's kind of like everyone's come back from summer break and so we had our first Hamptons episode of the season this new house is so pretty no Luan is just wonderful you know Luan went through a phase there where she was really she was being a seaward for about like one or two seasons there and I was like oh Luan and but she is back like on top in my book yeah she she's very funny my favorite was Ramona going listen Luan let me talk to you for a second Luan because I have to say that you know when I said those things to you Luan you know I never knew what I was saying until it happened to me and now I can see I owe you such a huge apology I mean it's huge I owe you the biggest apology because now I understand and I'm so I'm you know really I'm so sorry Luan okay and Luan's like well we'll see because I've had a lot of Ramona apologies well the best is that Ramona's like you know I wouldn't even take it well I know I was I was laughing that Luan was being she was like I'm not sure because then they show up a flashback of Ramona being like Mario and I have been married for 18 years and I can only hope that you find someone that you could be married to you for 18 years as well you know because we're very happy and I hope you are happy too and I hope you stop cheating with people and that you're like me and Mario and I hope you find someone that's not out screwing half of the city and you know I hope that you can stop being you know going to key parties and acting like a whore okay I hope you stop hanging around with Jodin Parsons Smith okay because she's a bad influence okay Luan well we'll see I also liked how like in the beginning of the episode you know like Ramona's new thing now was that she like has these random moments of like motivational inspirational whatever like last week when she's like oh I like these I like these plate there remind me of sunshine so this week she was like carrying two glasses and like two vases somewhere and she's like oh my god I don't think I can carry this all no wait I can do it I could be positive think positive I could do it it's like way to go way to go Ramona it's the new me I'm surprised she wasn't trying to sell that jewelry it's the new me I'm rejuvenated what was her what was her jewelry line or whatever true it was like true religion no true no it's like I'm I'm redude it was something like rejuvenation like three three seasons ago when her whole thing was like it's like and I'm rejuvenated it's a new me I can't remember and she had that jewelry party on a on a boat and no one could get away and she's like oh but this one would look look that me it's the new me it's a new me because of rejuvenation or whatever it's called and so funny Bethany's like oh get me off this boat I can't be on this boat so let's see here they basically went to a dinner party at the new house right and another thing I love about this show and what was such a breath there after Beverly Hills is the fights on this show are legitimately stupid every time they are just the dumbest fights this big fight that looks like it's gonna go on all season by the way or at least a few episodes it's just Bethany being a bitch well let's hold me let's there's a lot of stuff that happened before that fights okay okay you go through it my notes I only have four line notes because I was chopping vegetables during the show oh okay well first of all I have to say I'm surprised that Ramona loves Derinda so much considering that Derinda has a home in the Berkshires that was like when Derinda was like yeah I have a house in the back she is that's like you were never going to get Ramona up there like we saw what happened and if you do be careful and they even had Ramona say something about it she's like well some people live in that the Hamptons and some people live in the Berkshires okay it's like oh okay it's okay now because of Derinda Mr. Jetson I loved how there was also a flashback at some point during the episode like Ramona being like oh we got to go to Quag well who's gonna go to Quag that's like a bringing Quag back most of this most of the fights on this show are about how far they have to go places because that's New York it's a pain in the ass to go anywhere like that one where Alex and Simon had that party on Governor's Island and people are like oh I have to take a ferry oh god yeah you know for all the New Yorkers that come to LA and like I just don't know if I could deal with the traffic I don't have to drive me everywhere I don't know if I can deal with it well guess what you can't even deal with taking a subway from Manhattan to Brooklyn so like don't say like don't act like this is Los Angeles is fault it's your fault yeah at least being in a car you're alone yeah and you can sing music yeah there's no one like threatening to pee on you before you get to the next stop yeah usually um so then uh so they all went up to Hamptons and Derinda was staying with Ramona in the house and then Sonia came in and Sonia of course is like well I brought some Lomi and I brought some beef and broccoli and you know I just came from San Tropez and I was like I sold my yacht and I used that money to buy some wonton soup and I was talking and she's like I decided Cal and Sainsbury I was like oh did she just name drop a lady of London wow that's so her she's probably like tweet at her yeah that's hang girl so it looks like this season they're gonna try and gang up on Sonia because everybody's topic of conversation is that Sonia's changed and Sonia's out of control and if this becomes another season about alcoholism I mean thank god I'm not recapping this shit because I can't take it no more I feel beat up yeah it's like for the most part of funny drunk she's like funny sometimes she becomes like a little bit of a victim but she then the next day she's like well you know whatever I was having a good time I was lit I was lit yeah um but um uh yeah but when Sonia came in she found out that she was uh not gonna be in the bedroom that she normally stays at she's like she's like what I mean Mario's dog house now okay okay singer I get it singer she's like I don't know it'd be a big deal yeah she's like I didn't know it would be a problem if you want me to sleep downstairs so I could do that too I don't care um yeah Derinda is really adorable I hope to god that Derinda doesn't become an asshole because I'm loving that they brought Bethany back who used to kind of be the voice of reason but now Bethany is like completely crazy it's like I don't know what these women think of me I don't know what they think of my success and my you know blah blah blah I don't know if they like me if they present me I don't know I don't know what they think and it's like oh shut up and now they've got Derinda I spent all my time in my car I'm so sick of spending time in my car as she like cut to her like beautiful SUV with a driver and like legroom for miles yeah rent an apartment you have about that yeah I don't know where you don't have to buy a 50 million dollar apartment just rent a place okay meanwhile meanwhile in the Hampton so Luann has a new home so Carol and Heather were there and Noel Noel was there Noel has turned into a hottie that little awkward boy has grown up he's 18 and he's hot yeah he's cute but my favorite part which made me think of you immediately Ronnie was when they were talking about the house and Heather goes noell's crib is the bomb god Heather oh yeah she did she did another thing like that in this episode I caught where she was talking about Bethany oh I forgot what it was but she's like yeah that's fat she said something like that we're like oh stop stop if you spoke like that on P Diddy's boat he'd kick you off of it you'd be swimming right now stop it white person stop it it's the bomb not even white person just like accept your age and your status and stop you know like she's like please she's like I'd love to stay the lamb but I gotta be outy five thousand and get to noell's crib she's like puff puff give it's time to fly I can't even do it I don't know why because I'm almost 40 that's why Heather okay this house is so fly wow there's so much bling in this kitchen have you been flossing Luann oh Heather she's like don't get ratchet with me mithy um that's actually too current for her the wands like ratchet I don't have a ratchet I don't know do you have a hoe uncool why do you keep talking about hoes I don't like to garden that's Sony's job so we've already been going for an hour 17 so let's skip to the meat wait wait there's still funny things I got notes I wrote lots of notes okay okay okay I got let's just hold on celebrate let's celebrate because you know all that's coming next is shot in southern trowen there's not much well southern term I have nothing for but I have some good shot at it okay so um I then we had a scene when um Ramona and Sonia uh and uh gerinda went to a restaurant and by the way Ramona's sister came Ramona's sister looks exactly like Avery if you ask me also very beautiful not that that should matter about anything but um also she doesn't have bug eyes yeah but my favorite part was the waitress goes to take the menu from Sonia and Sonia shakes her hand she's like hello i turned off like it was like she was being accepted by the quiz like she was the queen accepting people oh my god that was that was such an amazing moment the delusion of Sonia oh god so then um so then Luan has this like sort of like a housewarming party or something Sonia brought her own beer which is like almost like amazing and sad at the same time and then she could barely even pour it into her own glass I would call that sad but I carry a little flask of hundred proof smearing off in my pocket everywhere I go so and is it bad girl is it bad that I um one of the reasons why I can't go on and a recovery addiction tirade about Sonia is that she just looks so damn good but I'm like do whatever you want girl yeah when you're not even when you're not at rock bottom you're still okay when you were dressed that well I mean whatever give yourself as much as you want she looks fantastic you know little blazer little she I like Sonia I didn't like her so much the first year because she was so normal and weird I just didn't like her when she got nuts her first year was the best because she stayed out of the fray and she just spent the entire time just being glamorous me like whatever but then she's lost her mind yeah um so anyway so this now we're gonna get to the meat of it which is that Bethany shows up at this party this this was this was by the way it looked like a really fun party everyone was having fun Bethany shows up and you know what she's just like a social sledgehammer right she shows up she sort of has this look on her face like oh so what's going on what's going on here what are people doing huh huh yeah she just shows up like hey you can feel the energy shift just from watching on tv and everyone's trying to be so nice to her and she's not having it you know and she's like being snarky at everybody and not in a funny way but kind of a dick way like oh yeah that's how you are that's how you are she's almost like showing that she's been burdened to come to this thing yeah well the big complaint about her preseason is that Bethany doesn't want to shoot with anybody she doesn't want to get involved in anything all she wants to do is show up and hock her products you know like she'll only go somewhere where she can have a skinny girl bottle somewhere right and in fact it was kind of funny because Heather was kind of like trying to crack a joke like so did you know because I guess I guess Bethany wrote an inscription on one of her books to Luan like you helped me come up with the skinny girl whatever and Luan you know Luan always like I seem I got the impression Luan just laughed it off she wasn't sitting there with sour grapes but Heather makes a joke being like oh it's so funny my friend helped me come up with the yummy name da da da da and I always said I'd buy her a Rolex or something and Bethany's like I'm not gonna buy a Rolex what do I do buy a Rolex by this da da da it's like you know just calm down Bethany yeah and then they showed the clip of her not helping invent it yeah Bethany's like this is the skinny girl martini it has you know this this and this and she's like oh that sounds good I'll have that too that's not really helping I don't think you get a car for that yeah Luan's like wow this skinny girl margaritas really fly it's the bomb.com I'm gonna take it back to my crib oh Heather Heather in the future so of course Bethany starts getting all defensive what does she even get mad at Ramona about oh because she says oh you want to come to brunch tomorrow who did she invite to brunch no no no no no what happened was um someone invited Bethany to brunch who was it because oh no I'm sorry Bethany invited Sonia to brunch okay because they're all trying to figure out brunch and what was hilarious in the middle of this someone recommended like we can go to district and Luan's like but no I can't take my boat there that's also sorry I just dropped a fan I'll get it later it's okay it was I can't take my boat there but then I felt bad for she's like no I wanted to you know I want to take the boat to brunch I want to do brunch on the boat I was like oh Luan and Ramona's like you're not going anywhere because it's my house and it's I'm hosting and who does that who steals guests you can't steal my guests Bethany's like what that's rules that's rules about guests and then it turned into this neurotic arguing session between Bethany and Ramona Bethany's like I'm not doing this with you and leaves yeah well the first I consulted Luan they're like Ramona's like Luan is it is it is it allowed for Bethany to invite my guest away from my home for brunch and Luan's like well yes there's nothing wrong with that there's nothing wrong with that but your guest has to you know you know run it by you first she's like okay all right okay then okay so i'm wrong so you all got my email right that I sent about brunch and they're like no my email I have this thing where my email is going to the trash like yeah like that's not the way a spam filter works a spam filter doesn't work on outgoing emails it's not like a spam it's like well let's not send this let's just go to trash this email is too stupid for your friends to see so i'm sorry i've saved you the embarrassment and put it in the trash that would be a good that would be a good filter actually we should invent that i'll buy you a car if i ever invent that uh oh please do please do it was noted here on the podcast um so anyway so what happens is Bethany like goes out Bethany and Ramona go outside and then this one they have the recruiting fight and Bethany's like listen listen i know you're going through a lot right now and Ramona's like i'm not going through shit life is full of shit we're all going through shit okay okay yeah i love Ramona's positive attitude now it's like i'm not going through shit i've got plates that look like sunshine okay i held two glasses and two vases today i'm not going through shit it was wonderful i did it mario might be mario might be going through a mid-life crisis but i'm going through a mid-life spring awakening i'm awakened i'm fine i'm doing great i'm not divorced yet and so i'm still married i'm married i'm still fine i'm still married okay okay um and then and then Bethany starts like she starts being like a noise like you know i just want to want to hang out you like you know what i just don't want to hang out that wasn't very nice it was actually nice that was like really really rude i don't like that Bethany's coming back like this i was kind of hoping she'd come back as like season one or season two Bethany who's frazzled but still like normal i mean what happened to you woman yeah but the best part is that Ramona basically kelly benson moans Bethany kelly benson moans to alice and court and Bethany everyone was like okay okay take a deep breath that was amazing okay it's okay it's okay it's all right Bethany you don't need to be like this it's all right it's all right it's gonna hurt you it's gonna throw spaghetti no one's gonna let's come out of your face we're not going to make you walk through the forest in the birches where your father did mean things to your mother and you used to have to hide there because you got spaghetti sauce in your face after your father got mad that you didn't finish your homework okay hey joe didn't pass the smith isn't quag right now she can't get to you okay god bless her Ramona and the best is like no i don't want to be friends with you i don't like this this is ridiculous i don't even want to talk to you i don't i don't even want to have to like speak with you it's like shut up and i'm sure like leaves all mad it's like that's gonna make you mad how are you back on a house to i've shown yeah and she's like i'm gonna go back to my house even though i'm homeless well i like that they're gonna you know hopefully it would be funny as shit if Bethany ended up becoming the villain because she deserves it she do and uh by the way next week the previews for next week i cannot wait when they spring kelly bensimon on Bethany by surprise oh my god she should know she should know they do that shit i know i mean how real how brilliant is that that's so good i mean they didn't even show that in the previews for the season like they could have and you know everyone would have been watching but they're like no we're just gonna this'll be a big surprise though kelly oh my god all right so are you ready to move on or do you have more for this i'm done i'm ready let me see uh yeah okay that's enough of that okay so for shaw's shaw's was not that exciting but there is some shaw stuff going on right now i also stole this off right right it so thank you right it you're turning into a very good little site for me to take stuff from so reza is having a fight with jessica right now on or yesterday i guess on uh instagram because gg posted this picture uh of course i didn't bring it up yet but gg posted some picture that's like if you're gonna fuck with my best friend you're dead to me stupid whore or something like that and then she hashtag it like um because jessica had said something like yeah we took reza's check he did give us a check for our wedding and i wiped my ass with it and then sent it back to him and then reza wrote back oh really how does one wipe their ass how does one wipe their ass and mail back my five hundred dollar check when you've already cashed it and then he has a picture of the check that she's already cashed that's a person oh my gosh my check that's like white people just love the cash checks my person people are like cash only baby and jessica writes i'll wipe my ass with your five hundred dollar wedding gift mail the check to a goal and then i'll mail it to goal nessa god knows she needs it more so all this shit is going on on twitter so i guess things didn't calm down and then someone wrote uh jessica like you're not acting like a lady you're acting like ridiculous and when you got you know that your reaction to being proposed to was ridiculous too and then she wrote back says the bitter bitch who's single with the cat as her profile picture or a dog as her profile picture and this is like a random fan and the fan wrote back uh sorry honey but i have a husband and two kids and a dog but nice try an idiot you know what jessica is a real piece of work she's a spoiled rat basically she's a spoiled princess and she just wants to be married that's her life goal and um she was before any of this happened she was she was saying nasty things about these about mike's friends and again like we've said before are these people great people no but they're still gonna say yeah she's right but still she's right but still her fiance is friends and she shouldn't be so nasty like that you know i'm sure her friends are nothing special you know i'm sure there's a bunch of party girls who do nothing but you know get coked up or something but um you know i think that like she's very stupid and the reason why she's stupid is because she should know better than to get into a fight with a rageful queen like reza because if he because he's gonna mobilize all the gays against her and then then she's done yeah you know that's stupid and also what's her end play i mean it seemed like she liked mike because he was on a reality show and she was kind of drawn to the fame of all of that and you know pressuring him to get married and blah blah blah you don't do that with someone who's already on tv if you're not it's vh1 couples therapy that's where reality stars who get kicked off yeah but that's a one one and done thing i mean that's where you go once you're kicked off but you don't get kicked off on purpose and go i mean what's her game plan did she really think she's going to get the entire cast fired and like new persons hired that'll be nice to mike i mean what does she think she i don't that i don't think she does think like she's ostracizing herself from everybody to the point where he's not going to be able to film with anybody because already he's not you know he had that lunch with ossa which you know i could see why he was being distant because she's like look we're friends i want to be friends with you and you know we need to get this stuff under the table and you know i don't like that we're distant and he started warming up and then she's like so is it true yeah did you drive by duty and he's like no and she's like but were you in her room and he's like uh uh uh she's like a solid ten minutes passes and then he's like i don't even remember to be honest with you and then they show in the future him saying who cares if i tried to fuck her so not looking good for uh that whole case yeah yeah exactly um i also thought it was sort of funny that they were they both met unlike libreah even though they live on the west side and that was sort of mean of production to do them it's like you guys both have to drive an hour out of your way just the west side will not let us film there anymore please come we're just gonna go further east until we're in fucking echo park at some mexican restaurant for every scene that sounds delicious actually but also i think they have a oh no i was gonna say the first thing i think they have a deal with that restaurant uh the first scene where they were having an eating contest which who cares why am i watching that but yeah don't know what i wanted to go there like right afterwards i was like wasn't that that brazilian steakhouse that they went to on real housewives of atlanta uh that was no that was um that was the chain what's it called um not who could have had oh yeah yeah this place was just called emgril which i've driven by a million times i had no idea it was a brazilian chasquiro place whatever they call it but um see look we're giving emgril all that publicity hey emgril if you want to um give us a free meal meal we'll be happy to podcast from your restaurants yeah you can sponsor this show with a club sandwich and a glass of wine yeah it doesn't take much doesn't take much guys um so anyway um uh so let's see what happened so um that's really all i have i'm chas i have some stuff written down it says um showing off ring which i heard that they switched for a smaller ring that's something else cool nessus said i think it was cool nessus said that on twitter i mean i don't know if i believe anything go nessa even says well i don't think any of that her rheumatoid arthritis may cause her to type a lot of things incorrectly you know raw raw people are like why do you have a raw tattoo are you egyptian um she's like were you were did you work in a college dorm at one point are you a nurse that'd be all right that's so funny all right what's an or a isn't that something resident advisor oh sorry um can you tell he's never been to a hospital or college okay so uh yeah so just doesn't want to mend fences she says that at the dinner she's like i don't want to mend fences i'm done with them they're disgusting eating the kind of even what this is resis not getting sex anymore from his man and you know resis such an idiot first of all your sex life might and look i know this sounds mean of me and i'm not being mean i'm just being realistic like you've gained probably 50 pounds at least since you've been dating this guy that might have something to do with it you can't be letting yourself go all crazy and then being like why doesn't my lover want to have sex as much go to the gym he still goes to the gym yeah you know one thing that will really drive down someone's libido is if you start to look like a character from the yellow submarine so take that take that very hairy yeah you know and it's not like he had a perfect body when he was married and i'm a bigger guy and i still get laid but you know what if i gained 50 pounds i don't know you got to think about those things also his bedside manner oh my god he's like well you know i wanted to talk about a prenup and adam's like okay because he's not gonna fight on tv but you know he's not going to be okay with the prenup who the hell would be and who springs that after they've already said yet you know you've already got someone to say yes to marry you and do all of this stuff you've made a public engagement a long time ago and now you're gonna bring this up too late sorry too late yeah yeah um but then he's like well what you know why and he's like well you know we haven't even been that that's how you're gonna tell your boyfriend that you want more sex that by threatening a prenup that's not cool it's like fuck me more i'm gonna get a prenup is what it came off to me i don't like that yeah well that's so that's so Persian threaten the prenup to know how sex and then to say we shouldn't we don't even have to get married we could just pretend we're married not romantic how are you expecting anybody to get a boner for you now and he's like you're only pick a plan is when you say i'm gonna take your shower and then he's like yeah well yours this only suck my dick that's hot that is not hot okay you're watching too much porn hub no one thinks that's hot suck my dick no one sits on traffic cones either stop taking stuff you learned on porn hub okay it's not real yeah yeah well um i said mean to the person who spit on my face during sex who does that i don't even want to think about reza looking at porn hub to be honest it's i'm i'm still already scandalized by the episode where a twink liked reza's armpit and i'm even more horrified that if that was the one episode of shah's i watched my dad oh my god yeah that is a scary thought uh in my family it's not as scary because we're lebanese so we look just like them but you know we had all we've already gone through all these horrors as children i've already seen big old lebanese armpits um being licked okay so the other the other kind of family that i grew up and who's looking armpits on my family that was a weird thing to say sorry so the the big drama the big drama in this episode is that there was gonna be a dodgeball game and so the bunch of them went to a world of leggings and asa and mj had some disagreement on which tacky leggings that they were going to use quote-unquote for their uniform but you know they're just gonna wear them all around town now well mj will she's a fan of leggings i almost crashed my scooter one time when i saw her in these zigzag neon zigzag leggings yeah i saw her once i once saw her in leopard print leggings i think it was leopard or maybe it was like tiger print either way she was coming down the staircase out of her building and i was like oh so funny she's like a hamster like that's except like when she eats sliders she stores them all in her legs for the future i do love uh watching i've seen her a couple times on the street and the time i saw her in those zigzag leggings i almost fell over not because she looked bad in them or anything just because it was so funny she's in like high heels neon leggings like a really tight crop top oh we've down to her ass i mean it was like all done up she looked like she was going to be going to the cable ace awards and gold gold jeweler it was hilarious it was like she was dressing up and she had her little dogs or a little dog or whatever well we got to see and we practically got to see all of her butt because uh the cameras took a shot of her like changing leggings at that store i was like whoa you know there were a lot of straight guys that were very turned on at that moment because that is definitely that is a booty that is a booty yep those tmz pictures there's there's a couple every summer of mj and her bikini you know laying on her side it's like those photographers just wait for her to turn on to her side and they're like get it get it get it now i know Jesus guys oh god it's gonna be on planet earth the next season planet planet mj hosted by Neil oh man so then but then they went and they um played dodge ball and then everything worked out um mj mgg cruising for guys that was disturbing but i loved it oh yeah went to they went to fatties or republic kitchen and i love that uh i love the mj's now that girl it's like she's had a boyfriend for one second so now everybody's problem is that they're alone yeah you just need someone to love you that's all you need gg a boyfriend someone to truly love you listen you're at least fun and fun and not so much gg yeah and and you and first of all gg has no problem finding guys okay so it's not even mj mj doesn't have to bother that gg may be actually like i don't know what to do i'm not on tinder but like gg is like she actually gg is hot and she always gets hot guys they may be dysfunctional but who the fuck cares now uh my question is this last season mj and gg hated each other so much i mean they hated each other they could barely they tried to resolve their issues like four times they wound up screaming every time i think they kind of buried the hatchet a little bit in turkey but what's weird is that this season they are such buzzing buddies you would never even think that they had a whole season of acrimony is that strange to you or is like in the mind the only one who thinks it's like a little weird yeah it is i had almost forgotten that much they had hated each other and i was like wait a second now they're palling around looking for guys yeah well that's how they work on this show they they vict you know they jump on one person and then once that person's done then they're okay and mj and gg are probably bonded because they've both been that person season one was gg season two was mj season three is mike where they just jump on one person to uh kill basically and now they've both been through it so maybe they're bonded i don't know and also the whole thing with asa and uh mj fighting is pretty funny when mj is apologizing she's like listen i'm really sorry how i acted i know sometimes i get mean and i don't want that with you i felt i was thinking about how i was gonna tell you off and all the things you did wrong and then i thought no this is my friend and what did you know what did i do wrong or whatever and then asa's like okay you know thank you but you know you're becoming your mother listen anybody who wants to be your friend does not say that to you okay i know i know there are three people who have said that to me you will not find them on my phone yeah that was you know sometimes it's like people sometimes when they receive an apology sometimes you should just like receive it and then like enjoy that moment and whatever issues you have bring it up down the line but like if someone apologizes to you and then you you use that as a chance to air your grievances it kind of ruins the apology yeah meaning they ruined the moment of like trying to mend it's like just you know just just take the apology and then just let let it blossom but let the friendship blossom exactly i just wish mj would say at least have a job like that's really all i would ever say to anybody like asa like go have fun with the car that whoever is paying for because i know your ass isn't get the fuck out of my face woman go go pray to a trash cam like one camera chards yeah the hell out of here oh speaking of camera chards since we're nearing the end just a couple updates Kim was not arrested at her house as i stated earlier she was actually arrested at the polo lounge i thought she left and then the police came to her house but nope she was at the polo lounge and hid in the bathroom and they had to like knock and knock and that's what i said basically drag her out kicking and screaming i know but i was talking too loudly over you so i didn't hear it sorry that's that's uh that's a mj apology sorry really sorry i'm sometimes you're turning into your mother ah click erase delete um and um the second thing is uh kel's just posted on our facebook something kind of uncool to end on but lisa rina's tweet for the day is just laugh just laugh all day long lips you know lip emoji i i don't know that that's a back away just back away and be quiet i can laugh i can laugh all day long because well we can it's different because last night i watched southern charm and that made me laugh oh oh yeah we saw them talked about southern charm i'm so sorry don't you dare try to like move this into a wrap up territory i did it i was like well catch up with the white people next week next week we'll spend more time on the crackers okay actually southern charm is a is a perfect show to have on right now because really with all these crazy things it's just nice to be the whole bunch of rich white people just enjoying themselves um first of all the main the episode uh the crux of the episode the big event was that there was a fashion show and this i mean this fashion show was so it was so wrinketing god the nutcracker comes to south charles what was that and why is everything red and that wasn't like one of those fashion shows where people are wearing trash bags down that runway and everyone's like oh my god that's so couture that's so that's so new but then the line actually comes out and it's very like simple and sophisticated you know what i mean this was the actual line yeah this was and it was like in a living room and i loved patricia well i mean everyone loves patricia but patricia was like last time i went to a fashion show it was Paris Fashion Week and i was watching Oscar de la Renta and with Catherine de Nue with Catherine de Nuev in the front and i went to her now i'm in a bed and breakfast also my favorite scene was the very first one it's patricia because they know that we didn't get enough of patricia last week and it's patricia sitting there and her like boa doing a scrapbook and she's like i'm making a scrapbook because one day i hope that i'll get grandchildren and right now Whitney's dating such a what is in that scrapbook what is in it it's like here's Whitney you know masturbating behind the catholic school hi auntie thanks for the bath bueller auntie auntie brian gave bueller a bath today off limits yeah oh yeah bueller's attacking brian well i love that i love that um uh you know she's sitting there making a scrapbook and she's like well they're all they're in the tabloids all sum along she's talking about it as if she somehow really is happy with this relationship but you know the woman she's excited that he's in the tabloid yeah the moment that woman like steps foot into charles and she's like i don't like her i don't like her i do not like her oh yeah the minute that they get engaged or whatever that's when she'll turn the enemy troops against her i find her clothing to be cheap i find her to be crass and i don't think she has any place in this house but that's just my opinion one does not drink cheap wine in warm weather it's time for my dressing drink my dressing drink and my house we call that a roadie you fill up a plastic cup with vodka and whatever your mixer is put it in a Starbucks cup you drink it while you're getting dressed then you refill it and take it take it with you on the road i just like that when she orders her butlers around she never says hey could you get me this or you know i would like this she just like it's it's always it's time for something like the dresser argue it's time for my dressing drink please it's time for my poopy removal because you know those guys are like all right let me remove your silk robe and sit you down on the toilet and spread your cheeks enough get this you know wet map to clean you off later i'm like Whitney Houston it's time for my dingleberry removal oh that's black love so you know what i have to say though i you know Whitney is such a poser and he is so ridiculous but uh gosh i am jealous of of him because like when the fact that like he and patrista patrista are going to this ridiculous fashion show then afterwards they make a reservation somewhere in town and you know all they're gonna do is just like talk and gossip i'm like oh he's so lucky he gets to sit in gossip with patrista after an event yep yeah that would be fun it does remind me of like you know those old stories where there's like the english mother and that she never sees the child but the child's like yes mommy i'll wait outside while you have your dressing drink it was kind of like that but i was like that sounds fun it looks like a fun life i'm not gonna complain yes his eyebrows look crazy but at least he can afford to get the surgery i'm just walking around like that girl from blood sweat and heels that are afghanny girl my forehead wrinkles no one else around me has those oh or so random attack on our zone well i'm just saying like when you're on one of these shows and you can't afford the Botox and that's why poor people shouldn't be on tv you know you end up being like group on surgery like frandy you know you have to do it right or you look crazy like that afghanny girl because and she just looks like a normal girl our age but you know people on tv don't have those those crinkles like that that furrowed brow i know speaking of um our age or so um shep shep's turning 35 i love shep i love shep so much um i like i like him trying to talk some sense into kreg um and he like goes upstairs into kreg's bedroom and it's basically like hoarder paradise it was not really hoarder paradise just like messy but it made me think of hoarders but kreg is out of control kreg is he's a disaster yeah that even thinks he's but again like what i love about the show is that he he thinks you know that in the back of his mind he thinks he probably could be a model and i just love that like all the girls just like laugh and like landon's like oh like he's too old yeah i mean that is too old you don't start a career at 26 that's when you start making your target line of clothes you know or like you're like perfume your perfume offshoot yeah you don't start your modeling career at 26 especially if you've got some damage in acne yeah yeah that's when you get your perfume made and then you wait 10 years and try and get on project runway it's like a you know guest judge or whatever yeah perfume perfume challenge the other big news is that uh Catherine and Thomas are heading into heading back into the city i will say though uh before we go on about him it is kind of uncool when you're going out with somebody and then the person you're parting with is like whoa bro you're going too far and shep almost literally said i can do it because i'm rich job and you can't do that and then he's telling Thomas and they're both like well yeah he needs to pull it together i'm like says like i married to a 20-year-old who's wasted on a couch like both do you stop i know and yet it's like it can go both ways like like in what in what world do you guys have the like the ability to tell Craig this and then on the other hand you could look at as like wow it's really bad if these guys are saying it to you then you have a problem yeah but um shep did say that and that's again that's sort of why i like shep you know he he doesn't really he doesn't like hide the fact that he is massively rich you know he's just like listen i'm wealthy and it it's like it's given him so much confidence in life that it's actually made him oddly humble in a way you know like he has no insecurity is whatsoever so we can just say things and it did were you the one last week our anti-gatsby a little bit no oh i may be stupid for that i think it was angie it's probably angie but how Craig kind of is like nick or whatever trying to fit in and and um and yeah with him it's my alcoholism it's more like insecurity and also um and with the rich kids with the old money and chef sort of like shep is kind of like saying listen if if you want to hang with us you've got to be like respectable you've got to have you've got to be able to handle yourself yeah he's basically saying actually like we act i don't think they care about the money as much as as as Craig would think he's basically saying look you don't really have the money to be acting the way we to to hang with us the way you're trying to hang with us so get your money in order champagne tastes on a beer budget yeah because that's another thing he's probably always going out drinking on everybody else's dime too because when he's with shep you know he never pays for anything you know he's not paying for that full bottle of champagne that he was drinking he's like i don't have any money and he's like sorry i don't have any cash in my wallet whatever you know yeah well when you're opening the show in your kitchen pouring alcohol in your morning cup of coffee on camera you know i think he's trying to be cool it's like he's kind of got this desperation where he wants to be seen as cool but it's not really it's just seen as like oh you're you know that's an awkward place 26 because you're supposed to be all grown up you still feel like you're 18 and you haven't really started aged physically yet and you know i don't know it feels like there's still time left because the next thing is 30 and that's still four years away and as long as i do it by i'm 30 and then you hit 35 and you're a blogger and then you hit 40 and you're like i mean trust me it just gets worse buddy study for that bar you know what he is he wants to be a socialite but he doesn't have the funds to be just a pure socialite and he's got to work for it and it sucks all right listen i wish i could be a socialite me too i can't yeah i know i've been out with a couple of friends with money recently and they're like just the way i feel afterwards like pretty woman you know i feel like they've just bought me you know a chanel suit or whatever because people with money it's like well it's just gonna spend five hundred dollars on dinner and drinks and then yeah i was a fun night like who does that i'm carrying vodka in my pocket you know if i were so if i were craig and shep told me hey you should do x y and z i would follow it because a first of all i would be so flattered i'd be so flattered that like because i'd basically be trying to like i'd be idolizing craig right i'm not craig i'll shep because shep is so cool and he's smart and he's like wealthy and he's like the leader right he's the leader of the pack and the leader of the pack is like imparting words of wisdom it's like oh my god like like he cares about me that's how i would feel and then i would also be like shit i need to get to work because he's he not only does yes he does care about me but he's also sort of giving me a warning like you're gonna be kicked out of the group if you don't get into shape and so craig craig better learn you know i have this happen in my real life uh just like two weeks ago one of my friends i really like hanging out with a guy he's a straight guy which i don't have straight friends anymore for some reason i think because they all got married i used to have a lot of straight guy friends and now i don't and i kind of miss that you know and uh so i finally found this straight guy to hang out with and we were having so much fun but he just went overboard and it became like a month of him just going down the drain and you know it's like it was the same thing as a show like you've lost your job you've lost your girlfriend it was the same line that she'd said in the preview of the show and i was having the discussion he's like you're a hypocrite you know you've been by my side half the time i'm like yeah but i get up i jog i you know do my work i'm not behind in my work i'm making a living it's not the same like you can be that way until your life starts crumbling and that you know i've always said don't have fun with your life do some drugs if you want to have some alcohol if you want to but if you have too much you're never going to be able to do them again that's like the biggest warning to me because once you go to aa or something like that people are up your ass the rest of your life about it so never let it get to that point where you can't go have a drink anymore and come on pull it together and that's what i was telling him i hope he can pull it together because it's ugly to watch yeah probably not though you know you know with the statistics the way they are probably not but i believe in him i think he can do it good once you realize their real life not you know being wasted is fun because real life can be painful but real life can also be really wonderful and you miss out on a lot of shit if you're just drunk all the time i mean make it 20 percent of the time by the way don't don't you find it odd um not odd but like have you noticed how um the show is quietly trying to insinuate that like craig and catherine have like simmering secret feelings for each other didn't they have sex didn't she hook up with him the whole thing last season was that like the only person she didn't have sex with was craig he he was the one he had a crush on catherine oh and then she's up with chef and then she's up with like tom and she evens up with Whitney but she didn't sleep with craig and he got all mad and he's like she's a whore but now they're sort of trying to insinuate that they there's some attraction well they're definitely the ones who want a martini the most it's like yeah she's downtown now she's gonna start going out and drinking and he's the only one who's gonna drink with her so that makes sense and they are the youngest it must be weird like when you're that age hanging out with ravenal i mean what's that about how is that supposed to ever work anyway i i also have to say i love thomas ravenell's sandy duncan campaign manager oh i love her too she's the only one with any sort of sense and i feel like she also seems like a character out of a movie you know i like her she's telling catherine well how can i make you feel better what can i do for you and she's like i just might be paying a bit and then she walks away and he's like what was that about oh you know the typical wife thing wants to get hard of things wants to have an opinion just let me deal with her yeah she's actually like very cutthroat you can tell and she's what thomas needs and i love that she basically told Whitney off like like you know like your ad is awful and it looks like in the previews for next week um when Whitney is talking like defending his stupid ad he's like people like t-rav she's like well there are a lot of people in the state that don't want to vote for t-rav but thomas ravenell i'm like yes sandy duncan you tell him yeah but also you know thomas ravenell was a one put in prison so i don't know about that also um when he was saying when he you know he got kind of nasty like Whitney got kind of nasty he's like who would want to vote for thomas ravenell his family's connected he has slavery in his past or he has a racist past you know that's kind of a dick move i mean it's true and they've already talked about it on the reunion but you having him dancing with 20-year-olds in like skin-tight clothes from the 80s doesn't make him less of a slave owner in the past so i don't know i don't know what you think you're doing it's not going to make people forget that his family own slaves you dumb shit it was kind of a dick move i think he's getting mad at thomas in this so yeah i think so i think that that is a dick move it's also classic Whitney because i'm sure there's probably some slaves in down the line and i'm sure everybody on this show who's from there has something like that in their past i mean i'm from el paso i've got a lot of tacos in my past and you know what i still enjoy talking and i don't deny it well i did think it was funny uh when they're not funny but i kept on having this feeling maybe just some general white guilt when the show they're talking about this fashion show and this guy this Truman Capote guy was like well i want to celebrate the old glamour the old glory of chalston you know this used to be the most glamorous thing remember this poor is full of ships people from all around the world and they're showing all these old drawings i'm like yeah and there were a lot of slaves there too yeah let me make me read that too let's celebrate the future how about that let's celebrate the future where there's maybe a couple of black people on this show you know like some diversity or whatever there were actually they were black people this i know i noticed they got some black models there were like two models were black and there were also like two or three black women who were attending the fashion show so bravo yeah you did it guys you're not racist after all um but i love also that cooper did that thing that gay guys when they talked to straight guys were like hey good to see you brother good hey man good to see i was like oh stop the cooper you're in a pink suit like just stop yeah i know it's hey dude and then like it's like guys when they see black guys and they're like what's up my brother like no don't do that please like you've you never talk like that please stop it you're embarrassing yourself and then just stop it to be fair Whitney does that also he's also like hey dude hey bro oh yeah well he's also trying to be 15 yeah um but i love this show it's fun to watch but man this uh real housewives of Everly hills is gonna now be on our radar for another month because this shit just kicked the internet in the nuts like i haven't seen for a while so you know god bless you Kim i hope you get it together over there girl well we have a secret footage next week but there's no guarantee that we're gonna cover that because usually those usually don't but i will because i want to see Lisa run on the bench going someone is a sooner or later someone's gonna put you in your place missy or whatever she says all like baby while Kim's storming off to a wall like why are you walking towards a wall because there's no door there Kim um but i can't wait to see that but you know get it together if you guys want to find our social media please come to watch at crappins.com for our links please go to patreon.com/watch at crappins to find ringtones bonus episodes our google hangout which will be next thursday night that should be fun to talk to you guys a lot's happened this month and also please do yourselves a favor and come to our facebook page and talk to everybody else there right now there are 100 like there's over 100 comments i think on today's thread uh it's a really really funny community and thank you for everybody who's a part of that 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