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Joining me, as usual, is the wonderful and the charming and beguiling and perfectly lovely, Ronnie Karam from trashtalktv.com. Hi, Ronnie. Hello, Ben. Hello, everybody. Hi, Ronnie. Lovely to be here. Even lovelier to have you here. As always, you can find us on social media, primarily Facebook.com/watchwherecrapins. Super fun Facebook page, tons of links and great things like that. But also, if you go to watchwherecrapins.com, all the links to Twitter and Instagram and all that other fun stuff. Of course, you can always support us by going to patreon.com/watchwherecrapins and get access to ringtones. Ronnie just put up a bunch of funny ones and a monthly hangout and most importantly, a bonus episode. Get a full bonus episode every week. Oh, and also, the hangout is this Thursday night. Oh, actually, can we move it to next Thursday night, my brother's in town. Oh, OK. I'm going to give us more time to get it together. So, it's going to be so much organization. Yeah, it's going to be next week. I've been very high in maintenance to Ronnie. I've been making him, like, wait up. It's OK. Delaying recordings. I like difficult people. Difficult men. We did Matt Whitfield. [LAUGHTER] Also, we're trying to get Matty Whitfield on the show, damn it. We need to get his schedule proper. Hopefully, he'll be on this week or next. Get that schedule proper. Feel the Matty? Actually, and something that we would like to do is we do want to do another live show. We did not forget about it. We're starting to look into venues in the Los Angeles area. So if you live in the LA area and you have an idea of a venue that we could get for cheap or for free, that could fit between 30 and 50 people, let us know. Email us. Watch our Crapins at gmail.com or you could just post on our Facebook page. We'd love to know because we would love to do a live show. And we'll give more details as that comes together. OK. Cool. I can't wait. I'm texting Mat right now saying, hey, Pickle, try and let me know. So hopefully, he'll come. That'll be fun. Pickle. So I think that's really all the important stuff that we have to talk about at the top of the show. And I think at this point, we can get into the most important stuff, which is talking about cellulose and cotan, right? Yeah, yes. Totally. I want to buy some sheep. You have to buy some sheep. Actually, it's really funny, and this could be a segue into Melbourne, is that I had some friends ever. We played this game called "Dead of Winter" last night, and I played with two Australians. And I felt like I was in the real house. I was in Melbourne. Dead of Winter. I'm the kind of person that likes one board game and then just wants to play that all the time. You guys have like, you're without five board games on gaming. I've seen many rules, just to give me something to... Ronnie, I'm going to teach you "Dead of Winter" because I think after "Silas of Cotan," it's like my favorite board game. And it's this thing. It's like this cooperative game where you are playing, you are like trying to stave off a zombie apocalypse. It's sort of like a "walking dead" kind of board game, and I don't even like zombies. Oh, it's like "walking dead," so do they have parts where you just sit there and talk about your feelings and shit, or like just give a really sad look while your face is covered in mud? That's basically what happens, and so it's really fun because it goes on for so long. Last night's game took three hours, but you're all working together for the most part, and I think that you would be so funny to play with. How was this going to segue into Melbourne? Because they're Australians, they're us playing with Australians. Actually no, it'd be great. I thought it was a zombie part. The face is falling off. Actually, what would be great is because when you play your little characters, you have all these little characters. It'd be great to get a version of the game where all the characters are real housewives, and they're all working together to stave off a zombie apocalypse. Hell yeah! Oh, but to keep their faces from falling off, I've wondered that about those walking dead shows. They decompose, but only a little. Yeah, only to a point. And then they stop. Yeah. That's what zombies do. So speaking of zombies, why don't we go to Melbourne, and talk about a real housewives of Melbourne? Sounds great, that's a great start for me, Ben, because I just watched it, it's fresh in my brain. Yeah, let's talk about it. So my accent's going to be even better than usual, Ben. Oh, it sounds good. Sounds good. Unfortunately, my Australian friends from last night went from Adelaide. It went from Melbourne. So I couldn't get... Well, it uses... I couldn't get the true... You know, the fashion intensity is not even as good as it is in Melbourne. I can imagine what it's like in Adelaide, look like a bunch of cow traumas. I wouldn't know more about the fashion in Sydney as compared to Melbourne, but every time I ask that one question, that other L-Vire emissions of the dock keeps on interrupting me. So sorry. Alright, so we just stopped from the beginning. Yes. So part of this, for some reason, is Lydia. Lydia is one of the most boring people in the world, but for whatever reason, she just entertains a hell out of me, because she just seems so stupid, and I love how she talks. And this week opened with scenes from last week when she was giving her a speech, which was not a speech. Yeah. I guess it's a monologue. You can't call it a speech, but... Well, this was a... Yeah, this was... She was like, my son died when I had him, and then I had a different son, and this son has two souls. And I just thought, and you probably want to fuck both of them. Did you remember that? Did you remember? That was her son last year, right? She took to that store, like that launch erase store, or whatever. What was that? Is that on my head? Probably. But you know that her son right now is in major trouble. Did you read about this? Did you read about this, Ronnie? Oh, what happened to him? Well, her son is like an internet troll. He posted pictures of someone, like a woman online that he wasn't supposed to. I'm not sure if it was a revenge porn situation, but either way, he might have been caught and might be going to jail. Oh, you said porn, because I got scared for a second. I'm taking pictures of people all the time, like in the Starbucks line, who looks stupid, and I post them on my Instagram. No, I'll find the article. It came up a few times. People posted it. But you keep talking about Lydia, and how she... Well, here's the thing with Lydia. So this happened last season, and it's happening in this season, where she doesn't really have any thoughts on anything, but then if someone says, "Oh, you know what, Lydia, you should be mad at so-and-so." So-and-so said that. Like, "Oh, and then she decides I'm going to be mad at them." So now she's decided that she's going to be mad at gamble. And just like last year again, she has no idea why she's even mad, and the story's wrong. The best thing about Melbourne is that they don't even, they're so stupid that they don't pay attention to them. It's like they can't understand their own accents, because they don't even understand what the fight is. Yeah. It's like a really bad game of telephone. Maybe it's because Janet starts most of it, and she's just forgetting, like I don't know. Yeah. But they don't even know what they're fighting about. She's not even fighting about the real things, what she's mad about didn't even happen. Yeah. Well, because she's been told that gamble was like making fun of her during her quote-unquote speech. Who was she on the phone with in this episode when they showed Lydia on the phone, and she's like, "Hello there, Dolly. Here's what I want to know." Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. The other night at the dinner, what was your opinion? Because I heard that Gina and Gamble were having a laugh at me, and they were making fun of me during my dead son monologue. Who would do that? Who would do that? That's not what happened! Oh, you're awful. How awful. How awful. How awful the gamble being. How awful did you do to laugh, to laughter in my dead son's story. What an awful woman. Wait, so the story with Lydia's son, Lorenzo Chivello, is that he is in court accused of stalking and posting nude photos of a woman on social media without permission, including one of her bottom energy string. How awful. How awful. So he stalked her. Thank you, Robbie McDonald, for posting that on our page. So he stalked her in real life, and then posted pictures of her in a thong on the internet, or did he internet stalk her? Uh, I'm not totally sure. Sure. 'Cause if he didn't real life, I'm proud of him for leaving the house, 'cause that's a lot of work stalking somebody. He also allegedly did telephones, send electronic messages to you, or otherwise contact that person between certain dates in November, which led to a charge of stalking. Oh, wow. I don't know if you're rich and you're cute, why do you need to stalk somebody? Well, he's not that cute anymore, unfortunately he gained a lot of weight. Not to fat shame him, but he used to be a lot cuter before he killed-- I'm even proud of him, I'm even prouder of him for going outside and stalking someone when he's overweight. It's hard being overweight and doing stuff. I know! I couldn't stalk anybody. I'm too lazy to even Facebook stalk somebody now. I just look at their picture, I'm like, they were at the beach. Who cares? Move on. She and Bella's barrister asked for the stalking, another charge is to be adjourned to May 8th for a plea, with alleged driving offenses also to be mentioned on that day. Oh, wow. Sounds like someone's dealing with fact, not fiction. Not frick sin. Not friction. Somebody better call you a partner, make sure they know that they weren't stalking someone else. Don't want that partner to get jealous. He probably wasn't even stalking her. He probably just got in trouble for talking to her and then the real housewives were like, he was stalking someone? Oh, tell the news, he was stalking someone. How awful, but an awful thing to see. Everyone is posting nude photos. I'm looking at the end of the time, he's talking about stalking. Yeah, Lydia's not happy until age, she can be a catty bitch with somebody, which I guess we're going to see, we saw a little bit of it this week, but it looks like it's going to be coming out more because she really, she acts like she's all nice and peaceful, but she's so horrible and catty. Yeah. So it looks like that's going to be coming out again soon. And she's not happy unless she can be pissed at Gina, which Gina does give them enough reasons without them having to make stuff up. Yeah, she does. Gina definitely does. The way they work on this show, you can be offended at anything they say. I mean, they get offended at every little thing like petty floor, especially. She's like, I don't know what she was talking about, me, GV, I was like, what are you talking about? She said hello. Everyone is talking over me. But you know, the thing is with Gina, I mean, we love Gina, but she is not totally innocent here. She does say some very condescending things from time. She's just, she sneaks in her jabs when she can. She's not. She doesn't sneak them in. She just like plows them. Yeah. Oh, petty floor. Hey, petty floor, if you want to say something, speak up. Can't understand you through your accent. God, that was awesome. Okay. Let's go through it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before we waste that. Because that was amazing. So they go to some sports thing. What was it? Yeah, they didn't understand. They're always watching sports things on this show. It was something between Sydney and like maybe the Melbourne some team. I assume it was rugby. I don't know. We didn't actually see what the sport was, right? Crockett. Croquet. Croquet. Oh, I know it's that. Oh, that's not a sport. That's a thing in the back. Lydia. So there was croquet and then some other horse thing. All I know is that Lydia showed up in the Sydney colors and they're like, oh, you're supporting Sydney. She's like, nah, I'm supporting Melbourne, but this is just my fashion. I'm like, you idiots. You wore the other team's colors. I like the color palatable. Yeah. Well, see, Gamble. Gamble was supporting Sydney, but she's from Sydney. She's like, this is my city. But like Lydia was just being dumb. Yeah, sorry. Adam, compute. Yeah. No, Lydia was just being dumb. She was just wearing the wrong colors. And then once you wouldn't drink, Petty Floor was like, why are you pregnant? And she's like, no, thank you very much. No, that's not Lydia. No, no. Lydia. I mean, Gamble makes a stupid joke. She's like, oh, I am getting these women confused. How do you get them confused or so distinctive? Gamble. Gamble is like, oh, you're pregnant? She's like, no, are you? I'm like, oh, Lydia, stop it. We know him likes Gamble, but just don't make us like her. Don't make us take her side, please. Yeah. She's like, no, I'm not pregnant. I just told you a story about my dead baby and my childhoods, you souls. And they are asking me if I'm pregnant, but it's really inconsiderate of you. And I love how like every time it's like, they cut to Gamble in an interview and she just mumbles away at her story. She's like, well, I guess I was a little like, so I don't know. I don't know. You're like, what? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, what? And sometimes I think that I shouldn't say because I'm silly wolfy. I don't mean it. I'm as my wolf at all. You know, I guess I was a bad girl for saying I was a wolf. I missed a wolfy. I want to watch a wolfy sport. Wolfbop. Wolfbop sport. Why did I write gamble shoulders? Oh, so I've noticed that gamble does this thing. Someone calls her a marionette later in this, not a marionette, a ventriloquist dummy, which, I mean, I'm sorry, that's not nice to say, but mostly just because of all the injections. I mean, she kind of does. But also she does this, like, thing like a marionette where she moves her shoulders. She kind of does a really slow version of a shimmy while she talks. Like she's rolling her shoulders while she talks. And now I can't stop. Once I notice it, I can't stop singing. I got a little dance in that line. So they all go to this art show. I mean, the sports are you talking about in Sydney? Yeah, wait, did we finish that? Yeah. Oh, wait, these are some other fights on the show. No, they're all so stupid. I keep up. So the women went to Sydney, but while they went to Sydney, we had a quick scene that made me crack up where Jackie goes to Chica's house. And Chica had set up like a little tea in the garden. And so when Jackie shows up to you, he's like, well, it's so nice out. I thought, let's just do it. And I was like, oh, dear to Dream Chica, setting up tea in the backyard. Let's just do it. I thought, you know what? You know what? It's sunny outside. Let's have tea outside for once. Let's just be wild and do it. Let's get crazy. I'm not even going to wear a scarf out there. Yeah. You know what? Let's put the table out there amongst the flowers. I know tables are supposed to be for indoors, but let's put one outdoors. I mean, let's just do it. Let's be crazy. Crazy Chica. And I love it, Jackie. She kind of has a demeanor with people like she's talking like she's going to an old folks home to just donate her time. You know. She's always like, hello there, darling. How are you today? Oh, great. Great. You're doing all right there, mom. How is your food? You like that food? Is it good? Okay. You want me to my set up for you, darling? I know you can do it yourself, darling, but that's what I'm here for. So good. Come on, sweetie. Let's keep the energy up. Or I'll be happy. Your child still loves you just because he hasn't been here in 20 years. She's always talking like the crap that old ladies. I love it. That's hilarious. That is such a funny observation. So true. And how are you today? How are you? Oh, good. Good. Good. You're talking to children or old people. I know. That is so funny. Don't poop yourself. But yeah, Chica's like, let's get real bad and talk about some girl. Let's talk about, let's talk about hen's night. I had such a crazy hen's night. Like I went and I stripped down. I stripped down to my sweater. I stripped down to my sweater and then there were a bunch of guys there for box night. And they were like, oh, hey, why don't you strip down for it? I was like, now I can't. And then I spoke to my mother. No, Bruce's mother. And she was like, oh, those box were my sons. I had the craziest hen night. When I went out there, I thought, you know what? I'm not even going to wear stockings. I'm just going to wear roll up knee highs. I mean, it was crazy. I only had granny panties covering mine for Jay. I didn't even have the extra layer of stockings. I got crazy on hen's night, darling. Darling, I was going to just wear some pearls for my hen's night. Like, now you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to wear some hoops. This is a crazy hen's night. I used sunscreen as a moisturizer on hen's night. On hen's night, you know what I did? I had like a shot of whiskey. Isn't that crazy, crazy hen's night? I asked for a side of water with it because that's what I like to finish it with, but I asked for a tap water. I'm a bad girl on hen's night. I could have gotten cancer or something bad. On my hen's night, I had a soup and a salad. What was her thing on hen's night? She's like, on my hen's night, I was watching some dirty show and then I realized that the table next to us were boys from the neighbors. I got what? I got knackered. I got knackered. What is she talking about? She saw somebody at a restaurant or something. No, it was that there was a bachelor party next to her bachelor party and she got down to her bra and she didn't invite her future mother-in-law, but then the next day her mother-in-law called. I was like, "I heard you had a crazy hen's night." It turns out that she was related to the bachelor party, guys. That was pretty good, actually. Cheeker getting down to her bra. I mean, that's like a normal person doing a donkey show. Yeah. And then Jackie was like, "Oh, Cheeker has a cheeky side. Shine, shine, shine." Shine, shine, shine. Oh, everybody's got a cheeky side. You know what I love? Strippers, because I'm young. Cheeker. Let's get some strippers. Weren't that big fun, Mum? Let's get some strippers, and let's get that stripper, because that stripper looks sad. That strippers had a bit of sadness in his life. That strippers father didn't let him play with Barbies. Now he's worried about it when it's totally a normal thing growing up. I know him. Call him in here. Oh, Cheeker. Yeah, well, Lisa's male strippers this time. Yeah, I'm excited for that. Next week. So, okay. So, then they did- So, then they did go, the rest of the women did go to Sydney, and they went to an art show because- Gumbo, who does an art, and she knows art. My father lives on a beach in Tung Beach. I know about art. And then, like, well, before they even got the art show, Petty Floor, like, obviously did some research about the artist, and she was like, well, one thing that people may not know about this artist is that he has a painting in the White House, yeah? And he has a painting in the White House, and he also has a painting in three museums. So, like, you know, his- Yeah, reviews are so amazing, you guys. And then Gina's like, did you go to Google- did you really research them on Google? And she's like, no, I didn't ask you that. It's like, you know, Petty Floor, that's okay. It's not- You obviously did. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay, like, Petty Floor, it's okay to be, like, going to an exhibition, and ahead of time to do some research, and then to, like, tell people what you learned. It's really okay. That's no one's gonna think badly about it. Petty Floor just wants to fight with anybody, and nobody's giving it to her, which I find hilarious. Everyone's just ignoring her. She tries to start a fight, like, three times an episode. I know. Like, I don't appreciate being talked to like that by these women, because they don't understand the culture, and they don't understand that I have made it myself, and I understand art. It's like, I am going to switch the bitch, and as it turns out, I know- I know who this artist is very well, because I talk about it with my son when I am caressing him in the bubble bath. The other day, I was massaging my son's butt in the bubble bath, and as his head hung over the bathtub, I said, "You know, you look like this painting from this artist I am going to see in Sydney." Whose work I know very much about. I have an intimate knowledge of his work, much as an intimate knowledge of your buttom. Oh, petty floor. She's like, "You know, it's going to Sydney. The thing about Sydney is they don't dread. They don't know how to dress like the people in Melbourne. The fashion is behind." And at first, I thought, "Bitch, please, you're wearing like some crinkled ass, like curtain dress." But then they got to Sydney, and I was like, "Oh, holy flower button-down shirts." And they were right. I don't know what they're fucking in Sydney. In Sydney, they don't care about fashion. They fuck more there. They're like, "I don't care what you're wearing. Fuck me." Yeah, my impression of Sydney is that it's more of like an outdoor city where people are just like running on the beach and kayaking and stuff. And eating it subway, because I think that the real world took place in Sydney once, and all they did was eat a subway. That was like a central perk. Every day there was a scene in a subway. Yeah, I believe that. That was actually an episode. That was the season that made me go away from the real world. It's like, "I can't watch this anymore." I think that's the last full one I watched too, actually. Well, I came back. I mean, it was the last of like, there was real world Denver, which was so bad that afterwards I was like, "I can't watch this." Then Sydney came along and I stopped watching. But then I came back again when it was like real world Hollywood. I watched Hollywood in Brooklyn, and then I had to go again. Oh yeah, I watched Hollywood. I didn't watch Brooklyn now. Too much. I liked Brooklyn. So anyway, so when they get to this art show, there are these various paintings of like, nude women, and gambles like, "Oh, I don't think many of those women would pose nude, but like, I would." Because you know, you know, I've studied art, and I get it. I'm like, what? Oh no, this was really uncomfortable. She says something more along the lines of... I understand because I pose for it, because my father's an artist. I was like, no, she said, "I'm comfortable posing nude because my mother is an artist." I was like, "You're comfortable posing nude because your father, like, you're used to your father painting you." Yeah. I don't know something about this picture. But she used the word that she gets it. Like, as if like, because there's some artistry in her family that she therefore has an understanding of posing nude. Like for paint, like that makes no sense. Why would she get it more than petty flirt? She's like, "My father wicked a Walmart, so I understand upside down smile." I understand things. I'm really good in the kitchen. I can chop things because my father worked in Walmart and they have a price chopper. I'm very good with fencing because my father, he worked at Walmart and a little smiley face has an epi and he slices the prices. I'm getting naked at a pool on Facebook because my father lived on the beach in Florida. I really resent John up saying that I have sex parties. Those are really just art parties. My dad comes. Both ways of the word. So then it becomes my favorite part of the episode where Lydia, oh, did this happen here? I don't know. My nose should be in order, right? But I love when Lydia is trying to start a fight because she hasn't done shit on the show except walk her dog, I think, so far this episode. Lydia, I mean, Lydia was not in Sydney. Lydia was... Okay, then this was an earlier scene when Lydia is trying to start a fight with Gamble. Oh, we already talked about, God, I'm losing my mind. But when she's talking to Gamble and she's like, "Listen, I don't appreciate the way that the other day I was telling my lovely, heartfelt story about my dead son. And you were laughing." And she's like, "I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing because Wolfie and I always laugh at weddings and you talk about a wedding." Wolfie, I didn't mean to laugh at you. I didn't mean to interrupt your speech. She's like, "It wasn't a speech, all right? It was, you know, it wasn't a speech." And they're like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I remember calling her on it. Like, yes it was. If you have to be quiet for five minutes." It was a speech. Yeah. It was just a really long, run-on sentence. And I was trying to think of the words. It wasn't a speech. You know, speeches are juicy and full of flavor. No, Lydia, that's a peach, not a speech. Oh, I'm sorry. I think I spread that wrong. Um, anyway, I'm sorry, I don't know why. Is anyone hungry? I just made a speech cobbler. This is the sort of humor you get on this podcast, so everyone who has come on over from the "For Crying Out Loud" podcast. By the way, I have to give a big shout out to you. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, thank you for giving a shout out. We hope to do your show soon. If you want to talk about parenting to anyone, you should talk to me. Yeah, I've never been in a relationship or had a child, so I'm the perfect one to talk to about it. Yeah, and so if anyone is looking for a good parenting podcast, that's good for Crying Out Loud. Yeah, it'll be for Crying Out Loud. It'll be for Crying Out Loud, the mommy issues edition, and I'll just keep them on there for three hours. They, uh, really, Ronnie? That's actually your mother spilling Francia at your confirmation is actually a decent story, so why are you crying? So they've been giving us a few shout outs. We have to give them a shout out before we forget, so that's why I just wedged that right in there. Sorry. Sorry, everyone. What else did I -- oh, I had Lydia. Lydia's like, "You were making fun of me. I saw you smirk." And she's like, "I don't smirk. She can't smirk. She cannot smirk. It's going to really open her jaw." Yeah, she doesn't even know what a smirk means. The jaw is the only thing that moves on her. There's no smirking with that upper face. She's like, "When you said I smirk, did you mean that I was being an artist? Because I was. I got that." "My father was a smirk." Who, uh, he likes to paint still lifes and smirk? That's a lot. Who said, "Oh, uh, so wait, when do we get to..." So they're in Sydney. Sydney. My notes are -- I'm sorry. I sound like this because I'm looking at my stupid, crazy notes that make no sense. I wrote Janet. Firecrackers can get off at any minute. Yeah, when they're lit, Janet. She's like, "That girl's crazy. She's like a firecracker, and I'm afraid of firecrackers, because they can go off any minute." Firecrackers do not go off any minute. They go off because you like them, you dumb bitch. Well, when you give them firecrackers. Yeah, but when you give these girls booze, you're essentially lighting up those firecrackers. I mean, there's a reason why getting drunk is called getting lit. Wow, that was clever. I would have laughed out like -- Wasn't that clever? I was like, "Oh, Ronnie, I just made a clever thing." I was drinking the Chinese diet tea. Oh, you were getting lit yourself. Yeah, I'm getting lit on. Well, first of all, can we pause for a second? So let's go back to Sydney. Who's friend was it again? Was it Gampel's friend? Who was the woman? I think Gampel brought her sister and her friend, right? I think there was a friend, this woman with black hair. She looked like half -- Who's like Lisa, everybody? She looked half like Elvira, mistress of the night or the dark or whatever. And half like Nancy Wilson circa 1987, right? Like this woman was like -- Which is. I think she looks like a torn up version of that chick who is on Real Housewives of New York for a year that have not -- Yeah, Cindy Barstow. Yeah, she looked like a meth that version of Cindy Barstow. It was basically like a bar shop. Yeah, bar shop, you're right. Cindy Barstow is someone -- that's Sydney Barster who is on alias. Yeah, the ass is way smarter. She's like, you guys, where are we going to be? Vajazzle today. Yeah, exactly. He's in line to China to get her back for the CIA. Texas appears in the bottom of the screen. Rome, Italy. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Vajazzle headquarters. She breaks in like Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible. She's like dangling from the ceiling, but through long vagina hairs. Actually, it'd be more like she's just dangling instead of lasers. They're just like hairs or stretch. I see it than that being. I'm sorry. I said things really, I said some, I sat at my cleverness followed by bodiness. I'm like, well, let's talk about vagina hairs now. So what were you gonna say before I rudely interrupted? So I was saying, so this woman, whatever her name was, she was like really trashy, but at one point, she keeps on interrupting petty floor and petty floor is getting so angry. Petty was like, I'm just trying to ask her question. I'm just trying to get an honest answer, trying to learn about this lady. And this woman, she cannot give me a word. I can't get a word it edge wise. Petty floor is funny. She's like, I don't care because I just ignore it because I know how to tell people be quiet now. It's time for me to talk. I'm not frustrated. I'm just like go away and it cut her being totally frustrated. Like you can see the steam coming out of her ears and like, she was like Yosemite Sam. Yosemite Sam, Yosemite Samosa. Was that racist? Did I just say drama there? Did I just say, did I just say something racist because it wasn't meant to be racist? I'm sorry. I was just trying to make a pun. I said Yosemite Samosa. I don't, I don't know. I don't think that was racist. If it was racist, I apologize. I don't know. I think you're over sensitive. I'm under sensitive and you're over sensitive. Well, I am just trying. Well, you know, we have all these new listeners from, but for crying out loud, I don't want them to think this is, you know, let's just remember what I mean. You know, at the end of the day, a woman's got to love you for you, Ben. She can't love you for something you're trying to be for her. She'll sense that and go find someone who's himself. And you like that, Ben? Being myself is why I've never found a man. So that advice turned out to be terrible. So thanks for whoever gave it to me. Being yourself. The fuck wants to date someone who's being themselves. Just pooping masturbating, fucking eating all day. Anyway, oh, sorry. Welcome crying out loud. Yeah, you see, I ignored my own advice that didn't work. Now I'm conflicted. So let's go back to the gallery because the real drama came in here when Gamble's sister, okay. So Gamble has the sister in Melbourne. And now we see why everybody starves themselves and gets faceless because that town doesn't do with the same. And I'm like, you guys don't, you guys don't fit together anymore. You guys have to keep the same plastic surgery schedules up or you're not going to look like family anymore. Your Christmas cards are just going to look ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. And her sister just came up out of the blue to Janet was like, listen here. I want you to know, oh, I love my sister. And I don't know if you know how much my sister. It hurt her. So it hurt me. So now you hurt her and me. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, let's simmer down now. Simmer down now. Auditions are over. Okay. Yeah. And then Janet is like, of course, you know, Janet should just say she just nodded. It'd be like this crazy one with a Janet's like, all right, well, I didn't want I didn't make it up. I didn't make it up. I didn't make it up. And then of course, that just made tempest angrier. And Gamble just got her name is tempest. Yeah, it's the experience. Shakespearean theme continues. It's probably spelled wrong. Yeah. Just like Gamble. Yeah. It's like T-I-M-P-I-S. Yeah, tempest. He has all brother Macbeth. It's a Shakespeare place. The mother did it and she'll probably die in the end. Yeah. You have me to my sister. Whoa, true. Yeah, tame that. Tame that true. Get it. Being high-minded again. Oh, show tunes. Yeah, they should say let me show to my home. We leaving up an acquaint little hamlet. I would love to talk about this more, but I'm on my period, money to go use the midsummer nights even. As you like it. Okay. So what's next here? Firecrackers can go off at any minute. Oh, and then Wolfie had his private talk with Gamble. And she's like, I understand why he's leaving. No, he's talking to me Wolfie. And he's like, listen here, darling. I don't want to sound sexist, but men let things go. And sometimes women, you know, I don't want to sound sexist, but sometimes women maybe let it go on a bit too much. She's like, really Wolfie? Have you never noticed that about the women in the world? I don't think you have to be a man to notice that. She's like, and she's like, Oh, and then she's like, Lucy and I are the same sense of humor. I'm like, you didn't even say anything. You just both laughed at nothing. He's like, he's like, then it's a Mars women of convenience. She said, I'm from Sydney. Wolfie, you're from Mars. You're a Martian. I don't know that. Oh, this is pretty exciting. My husband's from outer space. E harmony. No distance is too far from me. More within 50 billion like you. My husband, he doesn't require a lot of oxygen to live. He doesn't need much. He came from outer space, came from a little spaceship and landed in Australia. Is that why you stop reading in the middle of the night? You're like, it's so weird. Oh, Wolfie, can we have a daughter who could stop time? Wolfie, would you like to swing on a star? Wolfie? So stupid. Oh, Wolfie, when you leave this earth, will you leave a little, will you leave a little contraption to speak to your daughter? So when she stops time, she can talk to you. Wolfie. Oh my god. I'm trying to see where we are in notes. Oh my god. So for trying out loud, this wrote in big caps, people in Sydney, what the hell and that wife of the art? Well, first of all, the artist looks crazy. And then the artist, like her face, she's had so much plastic surgery. And I guess she's just so old that she looks like she hit 90 and stopped. Yeah, she's like, there's not enough filler. So like, man, we had to stop putting the fillers in you, darling. All right, there's only so much one face can take. She's like, we take our dog, we take our dog to restaurants, we take him into museums, we take him everywhere, and we put him right there on the table. I'm like, you're the everyone hates you in the restaurant right now, by the way, every person later, they went on the boat and there was like some apology on the boat between their stupid fighting, which we'll get to in a minute. But I love when that crazy woman was like, rumors, what's a rumor? It's like a cloud in the sky. That was a rumor like a cloud in the sky. It's even making me fit. She just married to an artist. So, you know, she just says stupid shit like that all day and gets away with it. Because it's not real. It'll be gone in a mermaid. It's not like it's not there, there. One minute it's shaped like a dog. The next minute it's shaped like a rocket ship. The next minute it's the sky's blue. It's a rumor. I'm just I'm just gonna lie on the on a field of grass and pretend I'm in boyhood. Staring at the clouds. You've watched me age 50 years and just this one episode. It's like boyhood in one boat ride. Here's my mother, Patricia. I like older than my mother because I age fast. It's my aunt. The real housewives are like the reality version of boyhood. If you watch the first season of any household show and then you watch them like five years later, it's like you've watched a face go through an entire lifetime in five years. Let's take that rich link ladder. Yeah, you think you're so cool because you've followed a boy for 12 years. Why don't you try following one of these faces? Oh, like my face is so disturbing that Patricia Arc had gained 20 pounds. I just want to I just want to get like footage of Vicky Gumbelson lying in grass and playing the song from boyhood. And watch her face more from season one, Vicky, to like the wannabe Gretchen that she's because listen, it's already been 10 years. Just needs two more and she's caught up with boyhood. Vicky hood. Vicky hood. She's like on the third. She's like on the third movie by now in housewives years. Exactly. And you hear that like strumming guitar in the background. You hear her saying, I have not had sex with multiple partners. Little baby, little baby Vicky in season one would be like, it's super important that you go get your car washed in North County. Everybody does it every day. My favorite Vicky Gumbelson thing is season one. You know what? The first housewives I'd ever watch. Well, anyone's ever watched, but I watched it like years after it came out. And I was just sitting around on a Saturday and I was like, is this bitch fucking kidding? Her whole storyline that day was like, I'm taking the kids to get the car washed because that's what you do in North County. You gotta have a clean car. Yeah, that's what it says. Who is watching these shows? Yeah, in the beginning, it was just like lifestyle. And now it's like soap opera. But in the beginning, it was just like that. Like, oh, we're gonna go bring and go play some tennis now. Yeah. But so we went to a party and we had Saint Graham. That was that we had a great time. I just want to collect footage from every season of Real House, that's of Orange County. I'm gonna edit together all the footage of Vicky. And I'm just gonna have pretty much in the middle of it, it's just gonna be on permanent loop. Vicky getting hit in the face with the football, like Marsha Brady. Be like, I don't want to be your hero. Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk. Yeah, you know what? By the way, that really puts that moving in perspective. If you ever want to take the gas out of boyhood, just be like, well, guess what? They've been filming Real House was of Orange County for 10 years. So... Yeah. It's not the only... It's not the only... It's not the only house wise face age in two or three seasons. It's like a whole boyhood. Yeah. It's like, you know, you know what? You know what? Our faces are like, it's like that part in the black and white music video of Michael Jackson when everyone's faces morphs together. That's what it's like when you watch a monster. Oh, God, that was disturbing. He's like, it doesn't matter if you're black or white, but your face shape totally does. Yeah. At one point, at one point, Vicky's face turns into crease summers and entire pinks and then it's just a baseball mat. So anyway, so back to the gallery. Gamble's sister tells off what's her puns. Janet. And Janet's like, I can't take it. I can't even do a Janet impersonation. She's like, she's like, if this is darling, if this is what's gonna happen every single time we get together, I don't know. I'm doing Gamble, sorry. I know it's hard not to slip into gamble when you're doing Janet. But then this doesn't sound like Janet anyway, then, so yeah, she's like, I can't really do jane. I can't do it anymore. I could do it before I could do like a sad imitation of it, like unlike all my other impersonations. Back before there was a gamble, but now Gamble's taken over. Sorry, Janet. So then so Janet storms off because she's just a annoyed that she's like, well, you know, you never know what's going on with Jenny. She's got poker face. I'm not sure if that's from the surgeries or if it's just naturally. And then meanwhile, Janet, Gina starts the side. She comes out of the bathroom where she probably was calling someone the C word. And then she's probably had her thumb over her, Michael. She was calling everybody there a C word. Yeah. So she she sees that like Gina's got running off. I'm sorry, that jazz kind of running off. So do you know that goes outside? And she's like, all I could see was a gold dress with a tattoo and a head bubbling, which is great. She is such a shady motherfucker. She is, but she's so funny. So then they're chasing Janet down the street and Gamble's like, yeah. I mean, I'm being serious. Just said I had some wine and I miss Wolfie. I didn't mean to be serious. Janet's like, no, I've had enough. I'm just sad because Wolfie got a spaceship last night. I went back to his plano. Wolfie is now still alive there. They live to be 500 years old. I'm trying to get a bad boy. Wolfie. But Janet was not having it. And she was getting the hell out of there. And then Gina's chasing them both down the street. Like, come on, Jenny. It's the problem. They dulling. Was it problem? And Janet's like, why are you getting in the middle of everything? Gamble's like, there were so many sequins going down that street. It was like a disco ball parade. It was hilarious. And then all that they stopped, they grabbed Janet's arm to stop her in front of this restaurant with an outdoor cafe and everyone was cracking up looking at these clowns. Yeah, exactly. Because they're all on t-shirts and shorts. He's fucking ridiculous. Plastic face ladies are running down the street, screaming at each other. Meanwhile, back in the gallery, I mean, this is one of Petty Flour's good moments because Petty Flour was like, actually, I don't think you understood what was happening. Is that like, Janet was merely trying to warn her of what was happening. And then Tep is like, oh, I didn't realize. I don't know. I guess I have an apology then. He's like, yeah, great. Gina stepped in there. She's like, you know, it was like, if you see something, then you try and give your friend, you know, you're trying to do her a favor, darling. You should know your facts. But the funny thing was that, like, tempest who'd been like, when you say that, it hurts me and you should, yeah, I've sent up for my assistant and they're like, well, actually, she was just trying to, like, warn her. She's like, oh, I guess I have an apology. Well, thanks. Thanks, tempest. Little ways. Well, you got your scene. Oh, and we forgot to say tempest screaming. Get some evidence then. Get some bloody evidence. Yeah, which I love. Like, you're, you're not really ever a stripper or a whore unless someone's got a picture of it on Instagram. What the hell? What the hell kind of evidence do you want? I'm so stupid. But I did like when Petty was like, listen, I'm just, I'm just trying to say it. And then tempest is like, okay, I'll understand. He's like, she's like, well, I'm just trying to get it through to you. I'm just trying to get it through to your head. And then she's like, oh, so you're saying I've got a little like Q now. Is that what you're saying? And it's like, well, actually, yeah. So far, all signs point to yes. Yeah, exactly. What you're featured on this show prominently today, which means you must have crossed the stupid mark somehow. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like you won some kind of contest. Yeah. Normal people are not shown. Okay. Yeah. You've done something that you're actually featured in episodes of a housewives show. You're doing it wrong. Yeah, because you know what, even Elvira measures that the night had less screen time than you tempest, which means that you like, if looking at her, you think she have a lower IQ, but no, like you must have the lowest one. Yeah, that's pretty sad. When tempest makes you look reserved. I mean, when Lisa makes you look reserved, yeah, because that one was all over the place. She's like, what happened over here? I was over there talking. That's the way things that's the way things work when you were there. Okay. So then meanwhile, back out on the sidewalk in front of gawking locals, the fight is still going on. And stupid gambles like, come on, I want to be your plan, Johnny. And then she's walking back with Gina, they let her go. And she's like, Oh, I didn't mean to start that with Janet. Let's call her. She's like, boy, hello, this is Janet. I'm fucking a 20 year old. Please leave me a message. And she's like, beep, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack. And I was like, I was like, diplomat of the year. She's like, Oh, just funny. I'm just showing that we just sound like a bunch of chickens. I'm like, no, you idiot. It sounds like you're mocking her. You're so dumb. You were so dumb. That's not how you say you're sorry by calling them a chicken. My God, so funny. So, then they go on a boat. I mean, they do a lot on this show. Let's think from the very beginning of the show. And we're not even done yet. But in the beginning of the show, they, what were they do? Liddy was just walking, but they played like croquet. They went to a sporting event. They went to a hotel. They went to an art gallery. They went to they went on a boat. And then they went to another restaurant. I mean, that's a lot of locations. Yeah, they did a lot. And on top of that, Cheeker cooked dinner with her son. Oh my God, Cheeker cooking dinner in her tight white pants with her fucking granny panties showing through. I actually really enjoyed that scene. I was like, she was getting so pissed. She's like, it's not going to go that way. You don't have to fit that pan in that way. You're not going to. You're not going to say say. And I love that her son is wearing tight white pants, just like her, where his wiener is like all squeezed up against it, like moose knuckle or whatever they call the boy camel toe. And he's the son of a gay guy. And his name is BJ. That is the most awkward name to give your straight son. Like if you're a gay guy, don't gay guys don't name your children BJ because then you have awkward moments like at dinner where the gay dad says BJ all has some more of that. You do not want your gay husband having that quote on a housewife show. That's a quote. I do believe I'm just going to assume that BJ stands for Brucey Jr. Brucey Jr. Brucey Jr. Oh, Brucey service. If it's a bit slow in here. Yeah. By the way, that meal that meal looked delicious. I was like, I'm not looking at it. I'm not eating at the moment. So I wasn't like, it looked like they were making some sort of chicken picada. It was like, I want it. Yeah, when it comes to these shows and I'm dieting, I tend to avoid looking at the food and concentrate on their faces. It keeps me from eating. Yeah, that helps a little while longer. It's like the diet tea from the Chinese store. Yeah. So okay, so then after the everything the fiasco at the gallery, the next day they went on a boat in Sydney Harbour, Roy, which was nice. Seeing all of those rubbery bitches in that nature looked crazy. I know. It was like running up against like a neon glow stick in the middle of a forest. Like how did this completely unnatural thing end up like in a tree? I know. How did this happen? Like seeing a duck walking around, like a duck swimming around in a lake wearing like iPod earphones or something. This doesn't look great. This thing, something was out of place. Stay away from nature. All the sharks are scaring it. All the sharks in the bay are like, what the fuck? Let's get out of here. The great coral leaf came alive and it's on a boat. They were sharks. Yeah, so they went on a boat and someone apologized to somebody and then "Rimba!" "Clad!" Yeah, and then they went to dinner after that, right? So then Janet showed up at dinner and Gamble apologized to her, gave her a very heartfelt apology. It was a good apology. I actually give a little little cred to Gamble. She did the right thing, right? Gamble is a woman who is used to apologizing. Yeah, of course. You can tell. She gets from a face that moves, you can like actually read her eyes when she's up all day. You know what I just realized? Because you know she's done it so many times. You know what I just realized what Gamble looks like? She looks like a hand puppet. She looks like a senior wensest thing, you know, where you make your fist and you move to your thumb up and down. Yes! That's exactly what she looks like. Like where you make with your thumb and you talk like that. Like senior wensest. That's exactly what she looks like. Oh my god. That is my gamble. I'm doing it right now, so I can't talk. Everyone can do it. Everyone can have their own little gamble. Guys, big news. Gamble is here. I can see her. She's right in front of me. By the way, this is like the most fun thing I've done all week is look at my own little hand and go, maybe we'll do our Google Hangout all with Gamble. I practically do this whole show as Wolfie. So if you have come over from the For Crying Out Lab podcast, the recap is that we are currently now doing our podcast via hand puppet that you can't even see. We're pros. We're pros on this show. Real professional. We're just like Adam Corolla. So what else happened on this show? Well, what happened? Weren't they fighting in that restaurant? Well, because they started to reiterate it again. Did you say he fucked my husband? It's like no, they didn't say that. So then Gina started to say something and Janet's like, "Excuse me, we're having a private conversation." And Gina's like, "Well, there's six people here at this table. I'm going to do something privately. I suggest you get elsewhere." And then Janet and Gina started to fight. But then Janet was sort of like smoothed over in a strange way where Janet's like, "Well, listen, we've been friends and sometimes we're not friends. They just started to joke it that way." And then Petty Flier started to say something. And they kind of broke the tension by just ragging on him. She's like, "Oh, I'm good at that. What was it?" They were talking about diamonds. Art or something. Or like they got the food and she's like, "I'm a full-star chef." It was about diamonds. Someone was getting a diamond ring or an engaged ring. Oh, she said, "I'm a diamond expert." And then I started laughing like, "Yeah, you are. Of course you are." And then Gina was like, "Oh!" Gina's like, "I'm both full-cling you. Eddie the expert." And then Eddie the expert. And then she's like, "Well, I resent that. I resent that's quite a bit." And she's trying to talk. And everyone keeps talking over her. And they're like, "Oh, Petty Flier, I think maybe one of your problems is you have an accent." And she's like, "Well, no, I actually learned my English from nuns." Oh my god, this is so good. She's like, "Pettiflu." No, Janet or somebody was like, "Pettiflu, it's just that when you talk, sometimes you give an intro to what you're about to say so that at the time you get to or board." Then Gina's like, "Yeah, maybe it's because you have an accent." Yeah, which is certainly like ridiculous. So rude. Way more racist than my samosa comments. Oh, funny. And then they all started laughing and they're like, "Yeah!" And she's like, "No." She's like, "I learned." I grew up with nuns who taught us in an English accent. And she's like, "Well, it didn't work, darling." They all laugh at her. I was like, "This is so nasty making fun of this poor woman for her accent." I mean, we do her accent because we always try to do everyone's accents, but they're actually kind of holding her accent against her. I was like, "This is so nasty." But it's also just not America. America is the only place that can't take the piss like everybody else. You know? We get so offended by everything. We're like, we get off on being outraged here. You know, every little thing. I know. It's fun to be outraged. That's how we have it on a hibachi grill. I mean, it's trending. It's trending on the news. It's burning up. So, burning up the internet. One chard broke bone at a time. So poor Petty Flour, she is just, because she also, you know, Petty Flour also had an incident earlier in the episode when she was trying to make a point about the art. She's like, "Whoever made this art." And they're like, "Whoever, we know who the artist is." And they start just laughing at her. And she's like, "But, but." She's trying so hard. And every time she's in a scene, they talk over her and ignore her because she's such a blathering idiot. I don't blame them. She's obnoxious. And I've been there. It's an art in there. Interviews. And she sounds like she's this badass bitch. Like, if you'd listen, if you believe everything in her interview, she's just, like, standing up for herself. She's this badass. Everybody respects her. But no one listens. And it actually kind of makes me like her a little bit, because I've been there. I've had so many times when I start describing something. And someone cuts me off. And just today. Just today. Just right now. But where someone cuts you off, and then because you haven't, like, made your point yet, they start, like, they make a joke out of what you've said so far. And, like, everyone lasts. But then, like, you can't get your point across. And you're like, "Ahhh!" And it happens to me all the time. I'm, like, I'm basically, like, the petty flirt of life. 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Oh, I can't wait for tonight's reunion madness. All right. Well, we have truly talked this episode to death. And if you didn't watch Melbourne this week, well, we're very sorry that we because we've just taken up 50 full minutes of your time. So why don't we move on to another show? Shall we move on to Atlanta? Let's do it. All right. So Atlanta. Okay. I was trying to take notes, but I didn't take too many notes this week. I don't think a huge amount really happened. But okay, here, I'll just read notes really fast and you can stop me when you want to talk about something. Okay. Okay. I have one thing that I want to talk about, but we'll see if it comes up. Yeah, we'll get there because these are in order this time, unlike my cracked out Melbourne. Listen, it was just very post-modern. It was a post like it's like structure who cares about structure. It's post-modern podcast time. My father looked at a post kind of art one time. So I know I'm jogging a bow. Those moderners. I got it. Those modern. Plus modern chicken. Those bucks were out of order. All right. Real housewives of Atlanta. First of all, I got like four ringers from this episode today. I got Fader going, Jesus. And I got Nini saying, you are full of shit. I mean, I got so many good ones from this. But anyway, notes, Noel's homecoming. Oh, Noel is so pretty. I love that she's turning into such a nice little girl. I mean, like, not nice little, like she's grown up from being a nice little girl. She's growing up. She looks like she's growing into a wholesome teenager. Hopefully, one day she'll be responsible enough to support an old man just like her mom. Yeah, maybe fingers crossed. Maybe she too can bankroll a club under a highway. Where Martin Luther King was buried in the backyard or whatever. The club where Malcolm, Malcolm X was buried next door under the highway. No, no, no, my MLK was next to Cynthia's. Oh, I thought so. Yeah, I thought so. I was making a joke. Sorry about that. I'm sorry. No, I actually thought for a minute. I was like, actually, that is kind of edgy if Malcolm X died. It's different. I think it's disrespectful to open a bar like right where they were preparing Martin Luther King to be married. But Malcolm X is kind of edgy. Like, I think he'd probably like to know that people are having a drink and talking while he's just as long as just as long as Peter isn't opening the bar, I'm sure his scales won't be happy. But if it's like Peter's like, who I'm gonna open up a bar over Malcolm X's body. Malcolm X will be like, uh, please don't. Yeah, please. They probably would on this show. Make a whole show about it. It's like, what's more insulting that there's a highway right over where MLK died or that Peter put a bar next to it. I think it's Peter. I had a dream. Sickle Martini. Um, no, I'll tell them. The marsh, I mean, the letter from Birmingham and she's sandwich. So stupid. So stupid. So Mac and cheese. The Selma Alami sandwich. All the many who have bar one. Stupid bar one. To think that I thought my samosa. To think that I think because we're doing this so many more hours now, like we're adding when would we ever have talked about Melbourne for an entire hour? Never, right? I know. Well, and to think that I thought my samosa joke was gonna be the most racist thing that would come up. And here we are, uh, some racist. Is it? Well, we're making we're making we're making me feel like we are making jokes. We're making jokes and we're making light of very important. You can make MLK jokes. I know. I just got mad at me for my Maya Angelou jokes because it was like the second after she died. Like I saw it on Twitter and started making jokes. That wasn't cool. But I think when it's been this long, you're allowed to make jokes, right? Yeah. Well, especially when it's like with a joke is really at Peter profiteering off of his shit club. And also when you have Boulevard's named after you, you're allowed to be made fun of. Like you can't you can't be untouchable when you have streets named after you anymore. Like you're a public you're a public enough figure that you're you're open. That means Luther King. That's right. So sunsets around the world. It's coming to you now. Stupid. That was a boulevard joke. That's a little boulevard pun for everyone. Oh my god. God help us. All right. So we're going to get through this guys. No. Well, so I'm coming. Kenya, how to enter. Shut up Kenya. She's like, first get a big fake ass. Okay. Nini. I like that Kenyon says Kenya is talking about how to make entrances when her entrance on the show is basically channeling somebody off the second. She met them like Portia. Nini. Wall. Oh my god. Greg took Nini to starry. I died. Okay. That was what I want. That was my only note was when Greg is like, he's talking, they're talking to Brent. And he's like, he's like, this is where actors would come in between shows and have lunch. He's like, so I just want to pass along this Broadway tradition to you. And I'm like, what you since when does Greg gets a pass along Broadway traditions? This is not. This is not. It's in the alley at intermission. You want to do that too? Like you don't need to do everything actors did. This is not your tradition to pass along. Okay. I did not see you up on stage as Mr. Mysophiles. Okay. Just he's like, Nini. Nini. I don't want to explain something to you, Nini. Now, when you do good on Broadway, that real good on Broadway, they give you an award. It's called a Tony Award. So I got a waiter named Tony just for you. I'm going to pass this tradition along to you, Nini. He's like, Nini. No, we put there. There are a lot of theaters on Broadway. So they call going all these things. They just call it Broadway. And I'm going to teach that to you right now. He's just, you know, he's just like a very stupid man. I feel like he's a stupid man talking on TV. And I'm like a little sick of it. I just love him because I love that Greg is always giving a sermon. Like no matter what he's talking about, it's like the most important thing in the world. And you can just tell in his tone, you know, he's like, I got to go to the back. I'm going to look around for a door. It's either going to have an M on it or a W. I'm going to choose the W and I'm going to zip down my zipper. And I'm going to urinate. It's like, just go pee, Greg. We don't need to fucking speak about it for crying out loud. For crying out loud. Another shout out. Yes. Another shout out for crying out loud. We're going to make up for it for crying out loud 20 times in one show. Yes. Yes. So he's saying, now look at all these walls. Now those walls were all caricatures, but they all kind of look like Nini's face. He's face. If Hirschfield was still alive, he wouldn't be able to fit that thing onto a pad. Yeah. It would just look like a bunch of circular shapes. It'd be so exaggerated teeth. It's just all teeth and a bad wig. Yeah. It would. It basically looks like a Hirschfield drawing. God damn. She does. And he's like, one day you'll be in him, Nini. Your picture will be up there with all those old white men. And she's like, I'm going to talk to the owner on the way out. But she probably did too. Yeah. It was probably like comment card, like zero stars on Yelp. There is not a moose on this wall with a blonde wig on. Yeah. No tip. Yeah. And I also love that they're like, now, she's like, Brice, you can go for a block. Oh, no. That was Greg. Greg's like, you can walk for a block. And he's like, only a block that. Yeah. Any block that doesn't have a Walmart for you to rob you little fucker. Isn't he the one who was like robbing stores? The French is the good kid. Bryson is the bad kid. Oh, then why are they punishing him for Bryson's problem? Let him walk a few blocks. It's New York. How else is he supposed to have fun? Yeah, he's a tall. He's a tall big guy. No, he's going to mess with him. Yeah. I mean, I think he was probably learning worse at home. Yeah. He'll he'll be safe in Times Square. He'll be fine. Yeah. It's like the words he can get into is like getting too much pizza grease on his shirt. He'll be okay, everybody. He'll survive it. He's like someone put an APB on Brent. I think he went into ESPN zone. Dangerous, dangerous. Oh, so the next part was candies, you know, sewing off her products and her remote control panties, which sound terrifying to me. See now, panties, right. Right. I put on the panties. Oh, about that. Yeah. So she's talking about how she's going to have a date with Todd. I mean, who cares? I don't even know why I write some of this shit down. Todd is an asshole, Todd is an asshole, and he doesn't realize he doesn't realize where his bread is buttered. Yeah, let's just skip. He thinks he's Harvey Weinstein, because he got a second season of Hollywood Divas. Okay, I don't even know what network that's on. Is it on we? I don't know. I don't know. It's like, it's got like Lisa Wuhart. Well, some people watch it. It got a second season and he's like, Oh, babe. He's like, he's like, babe. He's like, well, he's like, I'm going to have to go back to Los Angeles. So, why don't you move out to Los Angeles? And she's like, he's starting to sound like him. Yeah, she's like, see now, right. It's got school. And she's, and he's like, well, well, then I guess you won't come out. But it's like, you're such an asshole. You're going to make everyone move. No, he said his response was, well, if you had a move, you know, if you had a movie deal, we'd have to do it. You'd go. You'd take her out of school and go. It's like, this is not a movie deal. Okay. This is a show that could be filmed, like, in front of a green screen for Christ's sake. Like, what do you, what's the set of a bunch of folding tables and some fucking, I've seen this Hollywood Divas before. And it's like, it's like real Hollywood, like, where they're living in, like, ramshackle. Yeah, but they're living in, like, like, under the Zang Fu chicken, like, that popcorn shit on him. No offense, if you're a fan of anybody out there. Not only do I have popcorn ceiling, I am not ashamed of it. I don't know why people hate it so much. I'm fine with it. It's just a ceiling. Because it's gross. It looks like your ceiling has been sleeping around. Good. It has been. I'm trying to think if I'm making fun of the right, but no, by now, these Divas shows, and they all lived in, like, really sad apartments, and they were actually going to, like, auditions off Craigslist or something. But you're, but no, but your point is this. It's faulty logic, what Todd says about, like, well, if you had a movie, because a movie is a big deal. And if you have a movie, that's like, that's like a lot of income. It's a high profile project. It's like something that can move your career along. Like, it's not saying it's not to say that a reality show won't, it's not to say that a reality show won't move your career along. That's like a reality show. And it's like a generic one. And it's one that's, like, sort of at the bottom of the reality TV totem pole. And it could be just as easily filmed anywhere. And I don't know, I think he's entitled to go do a second. Go, go, do the second season. You should. Congratulations. But make everyone move. She went to do the movie. She would take her child with her because she had to work and she's taking her kid. It's not really, it's not really the same thing as you. It's not the same thing. I mean, I know that it should be, because it's what he's saying is like, we would do it for your work, but not mine. Like, your work is taking precedence of her mind. But, you know, when you have a kid, the kid wins. And where's he going to leave his kid with her, her house? So shut up. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I just think that like, go to LA anyway, they'd come out earlier in, I don't know, some stupid article. I probably read one sentence on radar online because there's stupid pop-up ads trying to make me watch some ad. I'm not doing it radar online. I'm going to say that every week until you take that shit off. But anyway, what was I saying? Bueller's growling at somebody. I was trying to see who it was. I totally just brain farted on what I was going to say. Something about moving to LA. I was thinking about moving to LA and things like that, things like that. Moving to LA. That's what we were talking about. Well, like, meaning like candy and picking up going to LA. Oh, there was an article in some blog or whatever that was in sort of the beginning of the season when they started showing the Todd and Candy problems because everybody's hating on Todd on the internet, which they should. He's an asshole. But Candy was saying that she regrets putting their relationship on screen like that because it's hard for them when he's getting all the hate because he starts, and she didn't say this. But I mean, obviously, he would start resenting her because he's Todd. And apparently that's how he rolls because of all the hate he's getting for this relate. Like they're trying to be honest about their relationship. But if you marry an asshole, don't put him on TV. I mean, what the hell people are going to comment on it? Yeah, exactly. Or how about just don't be an asshole. That's a good one too. Yeah. I love that Todd showed up with taller hair. Like you're still short, right? And you know that just made your head bigger. And it's like doing his oddly sculpted beard. Yeah. And he's so arrogant. And that whole thing when Candy's like, what did I dare to deserve coming to such a restaurant and so damn nice restaurant in her hoochie mom address. By the way, Kwame, not doing our girl Candy any justice. That is was a full on hooker dress that that like leopard print, like mini like short short length dress with the boobs hanging out in the front too tight. Like that was hooker with hooker dress. She was trying to look like a hooker. That's why she brought a bag of toys. I mean, it's she should look to admit it. She should look sexy, not like a hugger. She should look see now. She should look sexy, but not like a hooker. There's a way to do that. There's a way to do that. But you don't have to look like a hooker in the process. Yeah, I think she's just trying to do anything to turn Todd on because he's you know, he's cheating or something. Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah. Like a guy who got his first show produced feels like he's on top of the world. He got taller hair for Christ's sake. That's got to say something about what he's going through right now. Yeah, you know, he's got pussy all over the place. Oh, everywhere, everywhere, every corner. You know, well, I like to see her low level low level pussy because you know any any high caliber because he's not going for Todd. Well, you know, like, but some PA pussy. I mean, guys don't care as much. Yeah, that's true. Um, let's see here, Bryce, uh, Phaedra. Yeah, that was sad. Okay. So Phaedra. Phaedra has decided to start a charity for fatherless boys. Now this is for boys. Yeah. So the logo is S O S. What is it? S O S. Phaedra. What is it? I didn't see the logo. I didn't notice it. S O S something. And it, uh, save hours means son of Sam and also save our son. Save our son. Save our son. Save our sons. And, uh, it's in like pink glitter at the logos. What are you doing? Oh, but I love that she's starting a thing for fatherless children, which look, I mean, it's a good idea of like about, you know, being a strong man and not leaving and stuff. But Phaedra, how about you don't marry a felon and have children with them and then wonder why he's back in jail? That's probably step one. Maybe you should do this for women. Yeah. Because it seems like the problem here was you marrying an idiot, not really that he's a felon because he came that way. Right? Is that too harsh? Right. I just thought it was weird. Well, and then she has this thing with fatherless children and Greg gets up to leave early. Like, how does that make the children feel? Yeah, it's supposed to be about leaving. And then the men start getting up and leaving. It's like, well, this, this is a failure. Well, I also liked how she has this, uh, the panel of men. She's like, uh, Judge Mathis and various other, you know, um, you know, like black figures. And it's like a, it's a, it's like a solid panel. It looks like a pretty good event, actually. And then Peter just keeps hijacking the microphone be like, no, I'm real. I was like, I'm not part of this. But like, I just want to say, he just starts speaking nonsense. I mean, he was really talking total, as Liddy would say, golden geek. Like he's really, he, this is him on the mic. He's like, Hey, yeah. And he doesn't even stand up, which I love. Yeah. He's like, he's like, he's not only sliding back, he's sitting leaned back with like one leg crossed over. And he's like, Hey, like he's being interviewed on the fucking actor. What's the actor show? Yeah. Inside the actor studio. Yeah. Inside the actor studio. And he's sitting there, like he's being interviewed. And he's like, Hey, yo, I just wanted to say that, you know, like these boys, like, they don't know. And I'm not like, I'm not like calling them stupid or nothing. I'm just saying like these boys, they don't like, they don't know. They don't have experience. They don't know nothing. I'm like, what are you talking about? And why are you calling all the people that the charity is for stupid? Yeah. Who are you? Get out of here. Why would you, why would you let Peter in anywhere? Peter's only good for one thing. And we discovered that this, this episode, which is doing a Jamaican accent. Because that was funny. Because he has, I think he's Jamaican, right? So he was, he was coaching Cynthia on her Jamaican accent for Kenya's pilot. LOL. But like, when he was doing the Jamaican, when he was talking in the Jamaicans for pigeon accent, now that was funny. I was like, Oh, wow, it took like four years. But Peter finally did something that was like funny and enjoyable. Oh, I thought his speech was pretty good. I find him. I find him funny and enjoyable. But like, awful. No, he's, no, he, yes. But this is the first time he was doing something that was like, he was being intentionally funny. And it was, Oh, I missed it. I got up to go to the bathroom at that part. Oh, he was doing all this, like, he's doing all this stuff. He's like, Oh, I can't even remember what he was saying. But he was, he was like, he's like, Oh, go on. He's like, what are you saying? Something in like a Jamaican way? It was like, how's it gone? But it was like, he's a, it's like, how's goal? It's like how goal and I was like, I can't even, I don't remember. I went, but it was just like, anyway, it was really for crying out loud. Do you know how lucky black men are that they can talk to their women like that? Do you know, if he was a white guy and his wife just came home from vacation, he said, damn, babe, your butt's even bigger now than it was before. Jeez, your ass is huge. He would get slaughtered. She would slit his throat. But since he's like, really, baby, that makes me feeling secure. And he's like, damn, look at that. But imagine Heather Dubrow receiving that comment from Terry. Oh, by the way, this is just a cut in. Sorry, everybody. All right, we're going to interrupt. Yes. Breaking near was something really awesome that happened last night, I think, where Dubrow, I guess was on, or it was two days ago, Dr. Dubrow was on, watch what happens, and said something about Bethany Frankle maybe being a little too thin. And then she wrote this long ass tweet, like, who the fuck is Terry Dubrow? And why would he think that it's his business to be talking about a woman, blah, blah, blah, and like, went apeshit on him on Twitter. So everybody made me follow up with that and see the responses and post them for me, because I'm too lazy to search it. But I wanted to say that while we're talking about big asses, it brought Bethany to mind, obviously. Poor Terry Dubrow, he just does not do well with those shrewish brunettes from New York. He can't say anything without them just coming down on him. Perfect example, he comments on the body's woman's way and look how a white woman reacts. Look at Bethany's tweet and then compare that. There you go. Like, whatever, babe. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, he's an idiot and that sitcom looks awful. Oh, yeah, that pilot. Oh, finished with the Phaedra thing, she's talking about colonics a lot. And I also wanted to talk about the font on her nameplate. Have you noticed that? No, it's like gothic. It's weird. It's like horror movie font. I haven't noticed that. It's like 1800s horror movie font. And also, I wanted to say, I hope that she re-thinks her fatherless men's rally and just like lines up a bunch of felons for single women to choose out. Well, we find a father. Well, we're sort of overlooking the big part about this whole event. Yeah, I guess we could just talk about that. We don't need to skip around scenes like the show does. That's maybe why my notes seem. The big event, the big thing that happened in this event is that Nini came. Nini flew down from New York, which was nice. Nice. Although, you know, it was a little bit like, you know that the reason why she probably flew down was that way she could say, I flew down from New York, you know. Well, also, she's probably contracted at least with the women for a week out of her entire 2 months of shooting for Christ's sake. So they are basically all the women have been enlisted to help put together these plates of food, which looked so good. Oh my god, that chicken looked amazing. And Claudia, I mean, I love Claudia, but she was basically looking for a fight. She was like, she bases like, so Nini, like, last time we saw you, you sort of like left this sort of like explosive. So why'd you leave? Why'd you leave? How you feeling? Well, we worked through a lot of things. And he's like, that's good for you. I'm glad you guys worked things out. But then Nini, of course, is like, I just don't see how it's how it's good for anyone. If you all gang up on me, you know, you guys gang up on one person. I don't see how that's cool. Everybody just ganging up on the one person and oh, wow, wow, wow, housewife bully tears. They've all every bully on a housewife has those tears. Everybody's being mean to me. Later, when she left and stormed out, she's like, you know, every time I show up, there's a lot of negativity. And I'm a very positive person. It's like, why do you think that happens every time you show up? I mean, it wasn't you, but it was based on you, you know, all that shit was based on shit you pulled in the past. Yeah. And how about, you know, everyone was, everyone was like, you know, she was like, well, I'm gonna leave because I don't want Nini to come out and this is a charity function. My favorite goes, main name. But like, how about this, Nini? How about you, like, exhibits themselves control? I mean, this is like now the second charity function in two seasons where you've stormed off in, well, last last year was crazy when Cynthia had like the Bailey Bowl and then Nini got mad at like Kenya or something and she just like ran off or a friend. She's like, I didn't know I had good friends with this charity or whatever. Wow. Yeah, at least she didn't take the mic this time. That was impressive. Yeah. You got a hand to her. It's restraint. But I think she was, I mean, I think you're right and she was right. And even though she's in total asshole, I think she was right this time when she said, you know, she wants to make a scene. I guess my light. She's like, they're trying to stand in my light. Like a Lord, like to give themselves something to do. But you know, that is what Claudia is doing. She's basically like the new girl on the show, taking down the queen. Yeah. Because that's what you do on a housewives show. You come in and you take down the queen. That's why they're all mean to the new people. Yeah. And Claudia, I mean, Claudia's doing a great job of it so far, even though she's like a little kind of like a barking, a little small barking dog this week. But I mean, Nini's just out of control. I am just, I want her off the show so badly. When they show her next week going Cinderella. It's like, oh, good. You can't even say Cinderella believably. Yeah. All you have, speaking of terrible acting, Kenya's sitcom. Oh, my lower. Yeah. First of all, is her friend directing the sitcom? I don't know what's her friend said cut. What's his name? The guy that Apollo pushed. Oh, yeah. Brandon. Brandon. Maybe he is directing it. I don't know. I know that he is. He like hell, he's like one of the producers on it. And Cynthia's ex is one of the actors and Cynthia's on and everything. Look, I appreciate it. By the way, here's the thing. I think it's really cool that Kenya put it all together as a writer myself. Like, I could only wish I had the resources to get one of my things shot like that, even if it went nowhere. But that being said, her thing looks like shit. It looks like shit. And I love that Kenya's like, as the actor, writer, producer, director, craft services person, PA, costumer, driver, it's like, shut up. When she did that scream, like there's one part where she was like, okay, I mean, I'm screaming, screaming out of the house. She's like, ah, she couldn't even do that. She's like holding a knife over head going, that's that's that's even more convincing. She was like, that's how I was that's by the way, how I would scream. Oh, Lord, Kenya, I don't know if that's going to work out for you. But Kenya's fun to watch this season. She's always fun to watch. I'm like, I'm a big fan of Kenya's. Yeah, I think she's kind of an obnoxious cow, but she's fun to watch this season. Yeah, I love this show though. I think they're all fun to watch. I think this is going to be a really interesting reunion. Oh my God, these women, how are they even going to get through a reunion on this show? Well, Nini's going to spend three quarters of it sitting next to Andy with her mouth, like a, a put on her face, and she'll be responding with just like single words. Yes. No, she'll have her body, him, the entire time, like just interviewing her next question, please reunion move where she looks like she's on watch what happens, just having a single interview, and she just doesn't even look at anybody else. I, it'd be great if she weren't sitting at the handy. I would love that. Oh, I would never do that. He's the biggest pussy I've ever seen. He would never do that. Yeah, no, she is going to be sitting there and then she'll be single, single responses only until someone finally gets her go and then she will really then she'll start laying to them and then go back to being demure victim like, well, I'm not going to say anything because no one cares about what I have to say. Anyway, so I'm just going to sit here and be quiet. Next question, please. Totally. Oh, I wrote on the, the only note I have under is can you just bad acting in cats? And then under I wrote, um, I'm an idiot today. I'm so sorry. Under, I can't even read it. Never mind. I'm laughing at my own stupid scribbles. I just drew a really dumb picture. I'll post it later. So what else happened on this? Oh, no. This is what it says. It said this scene is an example of why men leave in the first place. I don't have this girl stand up for your charity, Phaedra. Yeah. This is why there's so many fatherless children because crazy bitches like Kenya running around. Yeah. Um, let's see here. Oh, yeah. When they come back from the kitchen, it would have been funny if all the men were gone. So yeah, I guess that's the end of that next week. There's some other, oh God, I'm sure someone else is yelling at each other next week. Would they even show for next week? Do you remember? Just Cinderella. That's all I, that's all I remember. Um, but then we moved on to, uh, then we have blood, sweat and heels, but they roll from Australia. Blood, sweat and heels. This is a funny show. It's, it's, it's making me chuckle. Um, first of all, the only note that I, I wrote down was when Geneva said that she had to eat because she's a natural bulimic. Oh my God. How stupid is that woman? And then Mike is like, really? Because the natural bulimic would be thin. I'm just saying, yeah. Uh, I think she probably like, that's also the thing that, um, and I've said this myself as a heavy person, but that's so the thing that heavy people say. They're like, I tried to be vegan once, but it made me sick. That's really eating vegetable fruits and vegetables made you sick. You need to reevaluate your diet. If eating a fruit and a vegetable made you sick. Okay. Yeah. Um, Geneva, this, Geneva is the same woman who last week said like, hey, sit back, relax and decompose. Oh gosh. She is so stupid. Okay. Here's my blood. Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes. Wesley. Oh, Michael's like, I was, wait, who was saying this? I was trying to say something, but she just kept eating the cheese. Yeah. Oh, I was, oh no. Uh, what's her buns was hungry at that event? And she's like, I'm hungry, but she kept eating all the cheese. Oh, yeah. Day's editor's got her putting a gigantic slice of cheese in her mouth and then put like four more edits of her eating cheese. Yeah. Poor Daisy. So, okay, I want Daisy to quit this show. She has day street cancer and the doctors like, Hey, um, you're, you're, you're, you're, your wife was like Mary J rolled out out of bed on this episode. She is not looking cute. She needs to, she needs to take care of herself. Yeah. They were like, listen, your white blood cells are down. You stay out of public. Like don't like, you know, basically like you have to like stay in and, and rest, et cetera. And she's like, but I have a segment or whatever. I gotta, like, why is she's, the only reason why she's going this stupid matchmaker thing at the end of the episode is because she's doing it for the TV show. Like Daisy, this is your health. Like, don't, don't do this. You don't need to be at the match. You have stage three cancer. Now's not the time to be getting dick. Yeah. All right. Stay home for a night. Stay home. You don't need to be saying exit Geneva and her cheese, chomp and whiz. And her bad English. Geneva. Learn some words. I know. But, um, so the new girls. Okay. Yeah. So it starts with Geneva and the new girl, the English gal, that she's English and Jamaican, right? So her accent. I wish she'd make it. Oh, I think she said Jamaican English and Jamaican. So I can't even, I can't even get what she's doing with her accent, but I like it so far. And I like that she's a bitch on wheels already. Yeah. But she, she likes the other girls and Geneva's all upset because that's her friend. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to think. I mean, I don't know. This shows kind of slow for me, but I do enjoy watching it. She basically, um, put together this like singles night where she had Micah and Geneva, um, come together over dinner and the two women. Before you go on, let me just interrupt you to say one thing I did love about the scene of just her and her house with her friend. Her friend's like, are you saying, girl, do you want to find a man? And she's like, yeah, girl, I'm single as a dollar bill. And while she's saying that, she's holding like a carb in her hands. She's holding it looks like a twinkie or something. It's like, girl, I'm a single as a dollar bill. Please can we just get that picture somewhere and stop. Okay, go ahead. Sorry for the interrupt. So they, uh, they had like a dinner somewhere and then Geneva and Micah actually managed to apologize and hear each other out. And it was like, it was surprising. It was like a successful, successful move. Step forward after like, yeah, it was like a cold apology hug, but it worked. Yeah, it was like after like a season of neither of them like willing to to talk and get through. But you know, I was happy. I was happy with that because it was so ridiculous that that neither side could like come to like the easiest resolution of all. Like, all that had to happen is Micah had to all Micah, all they needed to happen was Micah say, I was out of control. I'm sorry. And then Geneva, all she had to say is, I'm sorry. I judged too quickly. If I, if I had known, I never would have said that. I'm super sorry. And you know, the editors love Micah because they didn't insert scenes when she said, um, well, you know, in the past year, we've seen you out of control a couple of times. And Micah's like, Oh, bullshit. Name one, name one. Yeah. No, no, they would show like her opening her legs at Geneva's work events. Signing when you showed your twat to the entire room, wasted. Yeah. There was like three other times I think that year. Yeah. She did that. She's like, what? No, no way. I also like the scene of Micah when she's with her mom. Yeah. And she's getting advice from her mom. She's like, Lord, I love my mother. But every piece of advice is from the Bible. Some advice is not from the Bible. Like, honey, you know, Eve had problems with her man too. And then she just gave him an apple to eat. And then they had to put on fig leaves and the cheating immediately stopped. Yeah. Mom. That is, I know Micah is just hilarious. I mean, she's absolutely hilarious. I mean, there's nothing we can really say because you just watch her and she spent like half this season so far, like making a comment and like hiding into a little hood that she's wearing in the interviews. She'd be like, Hmm, well, and she just lowers her hood and you're like cracking up. Oh, I like that she's also the only one with the Shays lounge. Yes. Are there interviews here? Yeah. Let's see. Melissa shows up to some fake meeting with some fake person with her $5 glasses that I own that I bought and finished. It was the director of her play. And he's like, well, the next step is that we have to go. We have to go on tour. She's like, but who is going to play the character? That's me. And I've got to do my real estate. I'm like, come on, Melissa. If you have a chance, Mel Carter is dead. Yeah. If you have a chance to like do like once again, get on stage and complain about being in video vixen, you will do it over real estate any second. Yeah. She's like, I'm so hot. I get no respect. I'm so hot. It's so, so hard being so hot. If you wanted to respect, go to college and get a fucking degree in something. What are you dancing around like a hole for and expecting respect? Get out of here. Yeah. But also, I want to say just on a shallow level, because normally I'm very highbrow. Yeah. But what's she doing with her eyebrows? They're like so far down on her face. It's like she's getting a brow, like the opposite of a brow lift, like she's having them pulled down. They're weird Joan Crawford things. I don't like them. Stop it. I'll have to look next time. All right. Just if anybody here knows her, just tell her stop it. Stop. Yeah. Other way. Other way. You're going the wrong way, darling. So, so then let's see. So Daisy had a segment and she was like tired and out of it, et cetera, et cetera. So then they ultimately, so Chantal decided to, she like hired a wealthy matchmaker, a high-end matchmaker, where did they find that person? I know. And they got all the women together. And this, and this one lady, this white chick, she starts asking them all these questions like, so who are you dating? Are you seeing? And how do you feel? What do you think about relationships? And she's just sort of being like really obnoxious and humorless. And we, I was happy because we got to see us. Oh, wait, there was some, there was an issue with Melissa. Oh yeah. Melissa was like, well, I've been hanging around with this guy, but she's like, but I haven't given up the booty. And then the British woman was like, well, if you just haven't been giving up the booty, then you're just friends. I mean, you can't say that just hanging out, but then you're not giving up the goodies, you're not giving up the goodies. And Melissa got so mad because the British woman was right, right? Yeah, I mean, if you're not having sex, well, I mean, I guess you can date without having sex. Yeah, but like Melissa was saying, Melissa was saying they weren't dating Melissa. The most fun Melissa said, she's like, oh, you know, I'm just having fun, but I'm not giving up the goodies. And then what are you doing? You know, yeah, Melissa's outrage was a bit much. I think she's just looking for something this season because she showed up a little different this year. She's like, ready to rumble this year. She's like, who the fuck is she to tell me, giving up my goodies to some? It's like, what are you even talking about? This is a non-fight. This is not Melbourne. Yeah, you should just been like, yeah, I'm having my fun. I love that it's like, it's the opposite of slut shaming now. Like now if you're not a slut, yeah, they're shaming you. It's like, slut not shaming. Meanwhile, there's like an overhead slider relief delivery coming in crates of sliders being dropped on the neighborhood with a little parasite of mustard, darling. Chef Benny, quickly, make some sliders and send them out to Hollywood. Don't do it yourself, darling. You'll be leaving your station. All right, stay in your station and have my son do it. Oh, God, it's cause out of guessing. All right, just have one of the bus boys biker that went talking. We didn't even talk about that article that we posted on the Facebook page last week with the guy from Thrillist went to. That was funny. Okay, we'll bring it up in the Beverly Hills. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it on 30s episode. So anyway, I'm done with this day. Yeah, I, um, yeah. So, so at this matchmaking thing, at one point, the matchmaker, they're like, Oh, are you dating anyone? You mentioned like, hell no, I would never do that. So then like Daisy and Demetrius sort of shared a look. And then they were like, Demetrius was like, Oh, girl, girl, let's hug. Let's hug. Like, you know, we don't see our eyes. We better hug. We got a hug. I was like, shut up, Demetrius. That was weird. It's like, you get one drink in that woman and she's suddenly going to be nice. Like, that's how low she is on dopamine. You give her, you give her one glass of wine and she's hugging it out with someone. You know, what really bugs me to you. And I'm going out of the party again, but we'll end up back here. Don't worry. Um, when she went to lunch, Demetrius and even went to lunch and they're sitting there talking to first of all, it's like boring chubby girls hanging out together, being mean about other people, like story of my life. But it was obnoxious seeing it. And their only thing is talking about how drunk Mikey gets like, who cares? Okay. It's not like a, I don't know. I feel like it's not a Kim Richards situation for Christ's sake where she's just lying about it and causing all this shit. So what? So what she gets drunk? Like, is your life that sad that you have to look down on somebody going out and having a good time? Demetrius. She's so boring. It's like anybody without a stick up their ass. She's like, I don't do that. What do you do exactly ever? Do you have any fun ever? Yeah, I agree. No, she's, Demetrius needs to lighten up. Yeah, she means, she needs some dick. So we also got a little bit of more time with Arzo. And I like Arzo. She doesn't need dick. She's got dick. That's a sexist thing to say. She needs some wine. She needs to get drunk every once in a while. Okay, I'll shut up now. No, you say we got to spend a little bit more time with Arzo. And I like Arzo because she makes all sorts of weird faces in the background and she doesn't realize the cameras are on. So like, if you ever look. I like Arzo because she's kept her middle eastern face and not Botox yet. And it's so crazy seeing like four lines on someone's head that I almost fall over. I love it. I know. She's like, well, I've got a black boyfriend. So. Yeah, a street crad. She has a cute black boyfriend. Yeah, he's cute. Yeah. But I like that like the camera. If you ever look, she's always on the corner of the screen with like this some demented look on her face. She's always like, Bro. Bro. But Arzo, so far I'm pro Arzo, even though she is probably crazy and we'll do some awful things very soon. Yeah, I don't think she's done much. Yeah, but she's ready to rumble because you can see her looking for something. She's getting there. She's getting right now. Chantal is trying to like make her mark by doing these annoying things. But Arzo is just wait, just wait. I think we have I think we are so is going to be in the middle of some stuff. She's probably gonna say some she'll probably say something racist when she thinks that she has the bill. She probably thinks that she has the past to say it since she has a black boyfriend. She probably doesn't. Okay, that's a good psychic call. Let's see if that comes through this year. That would be funny. I think she'll say that. I think that's what she's going to do. Um, I like when Melissa was like, Oh, I need older men. So anybody like 15 up is fine by me. And then someone goes 50. He better have a yacht. Oh, I love this. So yeah. All right. Well, I think I think to Geneva about issues, she doesn't want to discuss is like giving birth to a calf. Oh, and I put. Oh, yeah. Yeah, very difficult. Awkward awkward comparison there. So on that on that notes on that city slickers esque note, why don't we wrap it up. So yeah, not a lot happened on blood, sweat and heels, but we saw previews for next or next whatever, the next episode or next couple of episodes. And it's going to get crazy. We're just warming up. So all right. Well, this has been a long but fun episode. Thanks everyone for listening. Go to watch for crappins.com to find our social media. You can support us patreon.com/watchforcrapins and on Facebook, all that fun stuff, facebook.com/watchforcrapins, what a surprise. So thanks everyone. Thanks, Ronnie. Yeah, thank you. 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