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Sounds like you party too hard after our golden crappies post show celebration. Okay, so I think on that bonus episode. Well, hold on. First of all, go to Watch what Crap is dot com to get our social media links go to patreon.com P A T R E O N dot com slash Watch what Crap is to support this podcast and get our bonus episodes ringers and our monthly Google Hangout. Thanks to everybody supporting you guys are so great and we're actually making money from this now and it's like we're entering out in 2015. And actually being like professional blogger and podcast people, which is kind of sad. I'm not gonna lie, but also wonderful. So thank you guys. Yeah, we broke $700 per episode like about a week or two ago. So it's super awesome. And Ronnie, I hope you saw in your email. You got $2 today. Hell yeah, 264. I don't downplay it. But so anyway, the last one we recorded was the crappies and Ben, thank you for all that production work you did on it because everybody was amazed. What do you mean production work? We recorded it at a real life auditorium with dancers and applause. I was thinking that next year when we do it, we should do it like a year ahead of time. So that way the sound effects don't suddenly stop after the first five minutes. It might also be fun to do that one is our live one every year that people can come to. Actually, I was thinking that too. I was thinking, you know what? Be better than me having to put in sound effects of people clapping is if that would be our live show. Yeah. So anyway, our live show is not going to be happening. People are asking us, we're going to be doing it probably in the spring somewhere else, but they were like pressuring us and we didn't like it. So we're rescheduling. Sorry. They wanted us to have like a hundred people in the seats and we just weren't sure if we could get a hundred people. We knew we could get probably like a solid like 40 people. Yeah. I'm sure I'm sure you guys would come out and support. It's just the pressure to do something to make someone else money. It's like, fuck you, how about we just like get together in someone's living room and like have fun and get to know each other. That sounds better to me. So we're going to work on something like that. Well, but we will. We're hoping to work with the improv. They're working on another space. So once that space is ready, it looks like then we'll be able to do it in there which will be more intimate and more realistic for us to fill. And then it's on there. Hell yeah. Never know. Let's hit them. It's on my donkey cow. So last week, we did the crappies and in the bonus show, I was talking about being in Texas and taking these new diet, but my diet pills were like energy pills because my doctor won't can be riddling. Okay. So the whole time I was in Texas, I was taking these pills, right? And they're awesome. Like I was awake. I slept maybe four to five hours. And I was up like, you know, I'm learning animation and I'm like doing all this shit. I'm learning so much stuff. I'm feeling like alive. I feel alive, man. And then I got back and went to this New Year's party where the host was sick and woke up feeling kind of shitty the next day. And then the next day was like deathly ill. And I think it's because I just wasn't sleeping because probably my immune system was like in no mood to fight that shit off. Listen, you were basically Ellen Burston in Requiem for a dream. You were having visions of the refrigerator coming to EU and you thought you were in a game show. So listen, it happens to everyone. God, wouldn't that be karma? The refrigerator eats me. So anyway, so yeah, I'm sick, but I kind of blame myself. But for those people who are asking, they're just quarantined pills from TNC. And they don't make you, they don't, they don't make me hyper just awake. Are they, you say prana pills? Guarana, it's something they use. It's probably like chalk and like speed. I mean, who knows, but it's shit they use in diet pills. It's delicious. I mean, for your soul. Until you're definitely ill and you have strep throughout and you're gonna die. Sounds like a, sounds like a name of someone you might find in Echo Park. Hey, you see Coron over there? She'll have a bye. See you tomorrow. Oh, girl. It is summer here in Los Angeles too. It is. It is hot again. Thank it was like 57 degrees early this week and I was not having it. But now we were back in the high 70s. Yeah, that winter was not cute. We have like a burst of winter and that was really cute. Not I turned on my phone. It was like 34 degrees one night. No, no. Yeah. That's not why we move here. No. So anyway, this show is not about my illness, diet pills or the weather. So let's talk about some bravo. Oh, bravo, bravo. Yes. That is how I feel about bravo many of the times. Kristen Dauté is represented by this. Brown snot. It just came out of my nose. It looks like play now. Seriously? It's what I was hoping would happen. You go to a party and you get really sick and then you need somebody and then you hug her. And then everyone would see it and everyone would know you're a cheater. But seriously, I heard that you went to Miami and got a cold seriously. Seriously? Who does that? So you want to talk about that first Vanderpump rules? Yeah, because we have a lot of fun things to talk about this week. So while we talk about, yeah, Vanderpump rules, the big exciting news is that it's time for Sheena's Batch the Rat and Batch the Party in Miami. It's all about me. All I need to say is it's my speech. I'm coming from ding ding ding for my speech. I want to say, "Screams Dassie, I am not in a con but you didn't want there's a screen. You're all a lady close and you're terrible chunky jewelry and you have my wedding." What kind of speech is that? It's like you're a Batch the Rat party. All these people came and you're going to complain about Stassie. I know. Well, first of all, what was remarkable about this episode was I think this was our first ever episode of No Sassy. We didn't see even a peep of her old lady capelits that she's been brandishing around. Her Linda Dano collection. But we didn't see like a flashback clip of her going, "That's disgusting." It's like one of her classics. Well, I took a bunch of notes. So the episode began with sort of like a fast montage of everyone packing, getting ready for Miami. And what was hilarious was that Jax had this new gash on his forehead. And according to him, he was in a store and he looked and he saw his truck getting a parking ticket. So he went like a dumb dog. He went running into his truck and went right into a glass window. I don't know if the glass broke or not, but he was apparently down the ground with his blood everywhere. So I think yes. Now, what I, can I say something to this? It was that about two months ago, I was in my favorite bagel shop, The Bagel Broker. Oh, my God. I love that place. My favorite is like one of my favorite places of all time. I'm sitting there and I see a guy. He grabs his bagels and he turns. And you know, the way I'm sitting is there's like a, there's like a, a Snapple machine, like a cooler, like a refrigerator. And like on the other side of that is the door to go out. So I see the guy grab his bagels and turn to walk out that door. And all of a sudden, I just hear the biggest crash. It's like a boom, you know, like, like as if like someone had just like thrown a couch at the window. The window didn't break, but the guy comes sort of like recoiled and like bounced back. And then he sort of like stood around and looked around to the place and then he walked out and I was like, what was that? And the bagel guy was like, the guy just walked into the window. So this is something that happens. People will walk. I mean, it happened. It's happened to me. I mean, it's just proof that people are as dumb as birds because we do it all the fucking time. I mean, you know, you wonder about birds, like they fly into a plane turbine or whatever. You're like, how fucking stupid are you birds? Like, you're flying planes are flying. You've seen them before. They've got pollution coming right out of them. You know, they're not safe. What are you doing birds? And then you bump into a glass door. Like, yeah, humans are stupid. But Jackson is such a liar that I just can't believe that that's what happened, even though it's totally plausible. It's like, it's like, it's like, it could be plausible that you just know it's not, you know. Well, thank God, Jackson was not involved in that ad-non-side case because, you know, his testimony would have just been all over the place. Like, yeah, yeah, no, we went to Best Buy, yeah. And then we went to Best Buy. And then from there, we went and we buried a body. And then we were burying the body. I was like, whoa, whoa, we can't be burying a body. So we went to Dave and Buster's. And we played some ski ball, you know, I love ski ball. And I was like, hey, I don't want you playing ski ball. And he's like, oh, I murdered someone. So that was it. And the next time he talked to me, he's like, no, no, I never went to Best Buy. I hate Best Buy. No, I went to Joe's Crap Shack. And that's it. That's been my day there. Yeah, Jackson's story. It just can't be right. It has to be something more awful. Like, I was trying to go down on a homeless person and didn't realize she had one of those belts with, like, those sharp studs on it, you know, like, people's wear. Or I tried to look inside of a deli slicer, you know, like, you see, people living inside. I tried to go down on a deli slicer because I thought it was smiling at me, but it just turns out that I was looking at the bottom of the circle. I miss. I miss took a buzz saw for my comb and then no problems happened. I was trying to make. I was trying to make the flesh light come on my face and realized I was holding a hand blender. I was trying to use my tweezers and I realized I was holding a baby shark and it attacked me. Well, you know, I mean, clearly, clearly Tiffany. That's hilarious. Clearly Tiffany did this to him, right? I mean, isn't that like the most obvious thing? Like, she brandished some sort of thing. Tyre Iron and whatever smacked him. Well, but then they were on the phone unless that was just like a publicity person or whatever. But I wish that it was Tiffany, but like looking at Tiffany, I know that it wasn't because Tiffany of God, I hope Tiffany doesn't listen to this because I really, this is horrible to say. But Tiffany is like one of those girls where she's so well put together. Like, she's really worked out and really pretty and stuff. You can just see that at one time she was like a really fat, homily girl and got it together and got contacts or something and like blew out her hair. You know, she's like one of those success stories from junior high and you know, it doesn't make her any less pretty. It just means like, that's why she so insecure and puts up with this bullshit from Jack, you know? Yeah. And I think that like she's like an ex-homily girl and so she just puts up with it and I don't believe she would hit him. I don't know, it depends. It could go one way. I agree that she has, she's too attracted to the fact that he's like, I think, pseudo-famous and that he's like sort of attractive, he used to be much hotter. And I think that she likes saying that she's dating Jacks from Vanderpump Rules, that's why I'm going to assume that must be part of it because she's got of known his track record, you know? But at the same time, I mean, maybe she's just like a crazy like fiery Latina, you know, who just, you know, she's like, did you talk me? No, I don't think she's a Latina. Maybe she has the spirit of one, a spirit of a Sofia Vergara inside of her. She's like a really pretty calm, transgendered girl who like left the shaliness of LA to go to the shaliness of Las Vegas. Vegas is LA's kind of ugly little sister. It's like the same kind of people, but sadder, do you think? And she's dating a reality star, which I guess means something there. I don't know why, I'm trying to figure it out. And then I'm like, but why? I think we're like, @Lizinger and she's been on screen for all of like one minute of the show ever. But still, you have to analyze someone who willingly goes to get into a relationship with Jacks, you know? And I wouldn't, I'm not holding it. I wouldn't say that she didn't hit him with something because it's Jacks. Who knows what his story is? I just don't see a girl like that doing that. Like to me, she's either a beautiful, you know, in transition woman who's just shy and like giving a lot of gifts because she just wants to be loving and like accept everybody like she wants to be accepted. Or she's like an ex-ugly girl who's just desperate and doing whatever she can. Like I had a friend who used to work at Saks and she would get me Erno Laszlo's soap. And it was a really nice soap, it was like $80 soap, you know? Like I care, I was 20, my skin was already beautiful. So then we'd go out and she'd like wait for me to pay for the bill and then be like, I'm not paying for this taco. And she's like, but I gave you that soap. And it's like, you didn't give it to me, your work gave it to me. So like you're not being generous, you're stealing and your work is being generous. So all by Saks a taco bitch. And I think that's how I feel with this girl because she's giving away a lot of stuff that's not hers and then acting like, well she's not acting like anything, we haven't seen her. But if she's not, then she's acting like, well everyone's like, she gave you all this stuff. It's like, yeah, but he gave her a semi-hot reality star story to tell, which is probably all she's after anyway. That's, yeah, that's, that is all she's after. Either way, the point is she is a transgender girl just trying to beat the person. Yeah, I think what we've concluded is that she was homely in middle school, possibly a boy too. And now, and now he's transitioned and is still feeling low self-esteem. And I still hold up the hope that she has a little bit of a fiery crazy in her that when she gets drunk, she beats up Jacks when she, when he tells these stories about San Diego. That's my theory. Well, I, I just wish it was that she beat him because really, like, if you, if you want to root on something terrible in 2015 to start it off, let's root for Jacks in getting beat because that boy deserves it. Well, to be fair also, I think, I think he would have oddly bragged about that. He would have been like, yeah, it was so hot. She like got real mad and then she punched me in the forehead. So to be fair, this works against my theory, but maybe he really just is super dumb and walked into a glass window. I think he probably, I think, I think we had it right when we said he probably tried to go down on a meat slicer. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's the most realistic to me. That's the most realistic. Yeah. I like that. He'd like smelled something in there. It's someone who was just slicing some old ham. He was like, oh, so anyway, so this whole, this whole motley crew, they all will go down to Miami. And I loved it because Sheena walks into her suite at the dream hotel and she's like, oh, my God. And like, it's like a, it's like nice suite. It's all modern, everything. And her friends and family have like applied all these decorations that make it look hideous. It's like Azusa's finest in terms of it looks like they toilet paper that room and are her wedding colors cream and pink because that did not look cute on those pillars. It looked like the staff knew they were coming and they just wrapped everything in toilet paper so they couldn't leave like herpes on everything. Yeah, they're, they're like, we don't want any, any traces of Azusa in here. Yeah, they're like, wrap every phallic symbol in toilet paper, please. Yeah, they call it the Azusa flu. That's what they call herpes down there. And we got that. Cephalous explosion. They're all these billboards around town in LA. For those of you who don't live here with Blaire underwood on them. No, they're all, have you seen the other billboards? They're these billboards. There are volcanoes and they all say Cephalous explosion. What? Is there a Cephalous explosion going on? I guess so because there's like multiple billboards. They're everywhere. You look, you see a giant volcano and the words Cephalous explosion. Which is also an original title for Vanderpump Rules. I'm just, I'm thinking of being that Sandra Bullock character from not Demolition Man. What was her like star making role with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Well, she was in Demolition Man with Slice Stallone. That was like her. Her first thing was like love potion number nine. I think that's terrible. Demolition Man, and then she was in speed. They remade it. They remade it. They remade this movie with Colin Farrell, who was a sci-fi movie. Oh, but she was in Total Recall? Total Recall. Yes. I thought Sharon Stone was in that. They both were. What? So, I think. I never saw it. Damn it Ben. Now you're making me feel stupid. I'm trying to tell a story now after Google something. I'm so. It's total recall explosion. Sandra. Cephalous on Sandra Bullock's face. Okay, yeah, it came up. Okay, so anyway, in the future no one has sex because it's like so dirty and gross and all it does is give you disease. So instead everybody like gets on these brain scan things together and they fuck that way. And you know what? That sounds so good to me because syphilis explosion. I mean, come on people. I put that wrap that shit up. Stop spreading that shit around. I mean, how come syphilis isn't cured by now? I blame Jenny McCarthy. Because we're a bunch of fucking monkeys. Jenny McCarthy. Because Jenny McCarthy won't stop sucking dick. You can't saran wrap a throat. All right, I'm trying. And Azusa. And Azusa, we take a plastic bag and we put it around our faces and cut out a little hole. That's the first time I went to the hospital and it was on my birthday. I can't believe I just have a kid on a plastic bag on my birthday. So I do it the way so they they're in everyone moves into their rooms in Miami and then they go out to dinner. And she, did you see she knows dress? It was this thing. It was like she took a rastafarian wig and made a dress out of it. It was like all these dangling threads. It was like some pitiful, stringy mess. And basically it was like her crotch and a bunch of like dang them. Everything it went still is like $2 because the staff is totally Protestant. Yeah. And on top of that she was wearing like purple lipstick. And again, I don't really know fashion very well, but I think I know when it's like not working. And I think it was really like it was really not working. And then on top of that Shay was wearing some like just tank top to this restaurant. I was like the two of them this this is if anyone wants to know what it is, it's it's that image of the two of them. Add in a portrait to couch on it. How may. That. Uh-huh. So, um, why is Tom Sandoval wearing an arm cuff on his bicep to dinner? He's wearing an arm cuff Kindle wrote that I'm reading the comments on our Facebook page. It's hilarious. It's those metallic jewelry temp tattoos someone wrote. Oh, well, I also liked how by the way in the midst of all this we kept on cutting back to like pump. And it was like obligatory scenes of showing that Lisa's on top of her restaurant. She's like, I have Pandy run the restaurant. Seems a panda Pandora walk up to you will be like, uh, I need water on this table. And there needs to be more people walking around. It was like, yes, yes, yes. I'm like, OK, Lisa, I'm so sure and Pandora's like, I don't approve of how much ice you're putting in the glass. There needs to be less ice in this glass and more ice in that glass. Ice and ice consistency in glasses makes or breaks a restaurant. Thank you. She's like, I'm glad I was here, Mum. Yeah, I die whenever Lisa's like, oh, oh, Pandy. She can't spend the week with all of her best friends in Cabo or wherever the hell they are. It's like, Pandy does not. I'm sorry. I cannot see Pandy hanging out with this group. No, no, no. Pandy hangs out with like wealthy people. She hangs out with like people whose kids are like consulting firms and doing investment banking or whatever. I feel like she hangs out with all the siblings of famous kids, like maybe not Kelly Osborne, but like Jack. And maybe not like Kim Kardashian, but maybe like one of the homie cousins that lives in Kyle's house. You know, the last thing that Pandy does is go to Miami and like go to a party where people are swinging like rubber dicks and each other's faces. Yeah, I just can't see that. Take this and put it all the way down the swallow and try not to throw up at the same time. Not going to happen. And she's like, I'm terribly sorry. I can't come to the bachelor party. I've got a pressing deadline with the divine addiction on my, on my tens of readers. My tens of readers are expecting another post. I love that Lisa said, I could never hire the perfect person who could check the ice and the glasses or make sure the squirrel system is on top of it. So I created one. It's like a Lord Lisa. I love Lisa. I love that Lisa is like slowly becoming 90 in front of our eyes like slowly because we watch a show every week, but really rapidly if you think about it. Like we call Lisa right at the end of her her prime, you know. Yeah. And soon she's going to be like this little stick figure who's not making any kind of sense and carrying around the stick like the witch from into the woods. Like in the same wig and eyelashes and you're going to, she's going to look like slightly different, but she's just going to start saying things that make no sense like. Panda. Panda. I created Panda to check ice on squirrels. What the hell's happening to Lisa? I love you makeup and wings. Well, I just like to think of Panda as some sort of like modern day answer to the bionic man. It's like we created a man with whatever the six million dollar man. Like it's like the six million dollar restaurant, six million dollar manager. So it's like how come we've ordered 20 hot dog bands, but we're left with 21 and when are we starting to serve hot dogs? Dun dun dun created by Lisa. Yeah. Was that noise would make whatever whatever the million dollar man would like or running into. Walking like really slowly into the kitchen. People have ordered and we can't wait more than 10 minutes for the tuna. She is the perfect manager. If a server doesn't fire the food, you should know that if the ticket has been there for over 10 minutes after apps have been served, it's time to fire. It's time to fire it. The flowers in the center pieces are dying. She rushes in. I wish maybe in post if one of us could remember we'll put it in the bionic man. Yeah, I'm doing press today. So that won't be happening. Sorry. Sorry. You guys just have to imagine. Oh God, I thought I didn't press when it came to me it being my duty to do this shit today. I was like, did I press record? I did. We're safe. We got scared. Yeah. I'm not created by Lisa Fanta Pump. No, you're not the bionic manager. The six million dollar manager. No. It is what I just imagined Pandora was like you look in her eyes. They're like red. She's just like a robot who knows exactly how to operate in a restaurant. Like someone knocked over a glass. She's like there and catch it. I'm like going in my own fantasy land now. She's like, there can't be a bathroom intended at all time in one person bathroom. And if there's a piece of toilet paper on the floor all cleaned it up because I'm Pandora. Restaurant manager. I like that. The way we do it it sounds like a train coming through. Well, it's just a music. It sounds terrible. Pandora Vanderpump. I'm stopping this. A woman barely alive. Married to a gay. Branding sangria. Ooh, it's terrible. Look into it. Do you hear that? I think that it's a good time for somebody to do an article about how much these housewives are pulling in from their businesses. Because Lisa's one of the smartest that I've seen. She opens a restaurant that only serves her alcohol. Notice that? Not only serves it, but like her own alcohol is her well drink. So she's making so much goddamn money off of her own stuff. Like it's really smart. Right. She's a smart chick. She has Vanderpump vodka now. She has that sangria. She has wine, right? And she has, she was able to pitch and get a show based on her restaurants up on the air, which just drives tons of traffic to them. Yeah. And we'll probably have a pump spin off because you know they're going to have a pump spin off. You just know that that's coming. Yeah. And let me tell you something. Plantar sales are through the roof. Never before had the plantar industry been as big as has been since Pumbo. Morocco. You have any more jumbo planes to bring over these gigantic pots that we've built. It's nothing. If you go to pump, it's like nothing but planters. Like I imagine when there's like a red carpet where it gets like really busy in there and they've got the velvet rope up. Like if a planter walked up, the planter would get in because it's like the coolest planter place in the world. But I had to climb a goddamn planter to get past the bar one time because there's like a planter and the bar corner and you can't get through it. Yes. It's like a one person space, but that's how you get to the back bar. So yeah, like you have to climb the fucking tree to get over there. No, there are planters on the bar. Like the bar outside there is a bar. That's like the cheers, like a square. And in each corner is a giant planter, which is so stupid because like if you have to like get around the planters, that way the bartender sees you. So there's all this like space that's taken up by these giant planters. Oh my God. Plantas. Plantas. Plantas. Just to paint it any more people. All right. So what else happened on this show? We're half an hour and we're all like seeing two. I know. Let's see. There was jacks getting naked and getting into the shower and swinging his junk around. No, I don't know. Yeah. What I liked was, oh, you know what I love? So when they're all at dinner, Ariana said, I don't know if she was being tongue a cheek or not, but she was saying that she and Tom read each other's minds constantly because they were both wearing like a, like a, like a tiger shirt or a cat shirt. And then it just like cut to this voiceover from horseface. And I wish I'd recorded it because she didn't even say anything funny, but just the tone of her voice. She just goes, okay, Tom and Ariana. Okay. We got it. You like perfect. We have the same class. Okay. Tom and Ariana. Seriously. Seriously. And then what I like to also have at that dinner party was so when she just started making her speech that you referenced earlier when she's like, I can't believe Stasi couldn't get over and be here with everyone. And then it came out that Katie and Stasi are no longer talking because Katie decided to come to this bachelorette party. Yeah, because in the last episode Katie decided to come to the party and then Stasi was like, once you betray me, I'm done. Once I've got the trade, it's over and I've got the trade. So I guess it's over. Yeah. This coming from the girl who claims to be over all the pettiness at Sir and yet is knee deep in it. So but the best part was that like when she was talking about how Stasi betrayed her or like, but it's like Stasi's not talking to her anymore and like couldn't like was being immature. Katie was like, she can't be there for me the way I've been there for her. I'm like, I don't know how going to a bachelorette party counts as being there for someone. Like, I have to go to Miami. I really need you to be there for me for that. Yeah. I really need you and my soul when I'm in Miami getting shut fast. I need you. I liked her list of stuff to do to sign a guy's butt and then I have to like give a lap dance to a stranger and then I have to swallow a stranger's load. I mean, it's just like another night at Sir. Done. I'm on top of it. I'm on top of this list like I'm on top of Shane because he's too lazy to like get up and thrust anything. I wish I could do more on this list, but my legs are tangled up in my string dress and I can't move. I checked on the strangers that my mom put on the columns in my room and now I can't walk and this is my bachelorette party. I went into a job interview and the guy had one of those things on his desk where I was like balls hanging and you swing one ball and all the other balls swing back and forth. So I made a dress out of it. What's a bachelorette party without a dress that represents balls slapping? I like my dresses to represent gravity. It is my birthday and bachelorette party. Why is there a glass in my foot? Tina, this wedding is going to be hilarious. Oh, it's going to be amazing. You know what my favorite part of the episode was though? After this dinner, they all went up to like the room or whatever. They're just like drinking in the room having fun. And Ariana was talking about, she's like, she tells Tom, she's like, you know what's really annoying about Kristen is that she keeps like laughing with other people's jokes as if she's in on the joke with him to sort of make her seem like she's in on it. And then they showed this montage of Kristen laughing along with people and it was so funny. I had to be like, I had to watch it four times because she was so awkward. She was like, it honestly was like, I should have vined it because I could watch that shit. I'm trying to pretend that she was a part of everything. That shit was so sad. Kristen has become so famous lately for just being a fucking idiot. Yeah. They're writing articles about what a stalker she is in real magazines, not like just stupid online shit. Like she's getting real coverage. You're like, the downfall of American society starring Kristen Dauté. Seriously? Seriously? Who says we're American society? This is my plan. One world. This is my plan, America. I'm just going to like downfall because I know that like at the bottom is Tom's mistress. So yeah, seriously. Seriously. Seriously. So I just love when she was like, this is all high-planted because now he's going to go back and tell them and then they're going to get mad, then he's going to give up all their secrets and boom, I'm going to have proof. Yeah. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, speaking of pathetic cases, we have a veil who has been given every warning in the book against Jack's and what happens, Jack's, you know, Jack's, I mean, you got to give it to Jack's. He is a big idiot, but he is smart when he wants to get some booty, right? He knows exactly what to do and he sits there and he starts saying, I'm a bad person, like I'm just bad. I'm a terrible person. She's like, no, don't you ever say that. Don't ever say that you're a bad person. You may have done bad things and they may have happened in the past, but right now at this moment, you cannot say you're a bad person. He's like, you want to go get some AC, go to the room with AC? She's like, yeah, don't say that you're, you're good. I know that bad people don't know they're bad and someone, someone brought this up on our Facebook as well, but my angel who told Oprah, believe people when they tell you who they are and that is the truest thing in the world. Yeah. People tell you who they are. I tell people all the time who I am and it's not a lie. Like I know my goods and I know my bads and I'll be honest about them. But then people are like, well, you know, I can change that. No, you can't. You cannot change it. By the way, Ronnie, I want to give you a massive round of applause and heartfelt congratulations for somehow bringing Maya Angelou into this mess. Well, you know, we're talking about poetry. Yeah, it is. This is poetry of the soul. So yeah. Don't say that, Ronnie. It is poetry. You're a good poet. Oh, no, I can't rhyme anything. No, you can. You can rhyme things. You can. You just haven't finished the first sentence to rhyme with yet. And in the next sentence, we'll rhyme with it. Yeah. Poetry. Just be like, I want to stick it in you. And also the whole where you go poo poo. See it rhymed. It's poetry. Yeah. Like you are a good person. Like you may have had bad poetry and bad rhymes in the past, but right now you can't say it this minute. You're not a good poet. Oh, so what do you think is her deal? Do you think she's like, I'm starting to think that she's like the last year as a girl who is a real actress who got cast on the show. That girl. They should have clip off. Yeah. Lorelie, she was from season one, actually. Well, her, I'm beginning to think she's a ringer like her, where she's a real actress that takes the job and her job is to fuck Jacks, basically, because I think that's what that girl was there for too, because there's something about actresses who actually kind of work occasionally, suddenly becoming waiters again of fucking Jacks. Like, this is now becoming a pattern. Yeah. That's actually very, that's well observed. I tend to think that she's just self-destructive. And what Jack said last week was that like everyone's telling her that like, Oh, Jacks is so bad, Jacks is so bad, but they don't realize is that that's exactly what appeals to her. She loves that. She was on drugs, you know, she was on the, she was on the good stuff. Yeah. She wasn't fucking around back then. So it's like maybe Harwin couldn't kill me. So maybe, you know, whatever jades or lades that Jacks has can kill me. Yeah. So then dating Jacks is like another form of slow suicide. So romantic. Yeah. The most romantic of all, especially the next day when they're then like partying, like during a thunderstorm and Jacks is like been texting Carmen, the, the chicken, the chicken run girl from earlier this season, and he's texting Tiffany and he's telling them both that he will fly them out to Miami and he says the first one who bites is the one he'll fly out, which is so shady. You know, it's amazing. I mean, it's so awful. And the thing is we, we, I don't personally know people like this, but I've heard of people getting involved with guys like this, and it's just so crazy to see it from that guy's side and see sort of how unapologetic and how he just doesn't care. And it's like Tom says he's, he's never told to stop eating fudge. So he keeps eating fudge, which may be a spoiler alert for the next episode. But it's crazy that he just does this and gets away with it and women keep going to it. Women, you have to stop. You have the power. Stop this man. No. They won't do. No. Many men date self destructive assholes too. I don't know. Oh, absolutely. Daddy issues. Absolutely. I hate when people are mean to me. I hate when people are mean to me that is not a turn on. I don't get it. I don't understand how it's a turn on, but it is people love it. People love to be treated like shit. No, I love to be fed. I like different addictions like yeah, I want to find a feeder, you know, someone who's like wants to make me so fat that I can't even walk just always rely on them and I can never leave. That's romance. Yeah. That is. I personally would like a feeder, but I'm not willing to give myself over to being plumped up. Yeah. But you can be part of me. I don't. I don't. You don't have to be both. Usually the feeder is like hot and works out every day and then the feedee is like really fat and then eventually they have to be cut out of their house to go to the hospital. Oh, I thought it was that the feeder makes the attractive person look less attractive. Well, normally they date someone who's already overweight, right, who has an addiction to food and then they keep getting them more and more food and feeding them until they become so big that that person can't do anything else, but rely on the hot person. It's such a great strategy. It's I mean, for what though, like to to trap a fat person in your house like, yes. I mean, what? Yes. Yes. That's exactly it. It's sick, but also like, delicious, like you can never leave me. Well, you know, you know, if you don't want to be stuck with the fabric, you can just be abusive and then you can have someone under control that way. So that's always that way. There were so many different flavors of abuse. Yeah. You could just be classically abusive and then and then world, you know? By the way, one last thing about this episode that cracked me up was when they were partying like on that boat or whatever. And I guess they were like, at one point, Kristin gave Ariana some sort of luck. And then Kristin says to us, she's like, she's like, I wish she could, I wish Ariana could hear what my luck was saying because if she could, she would hear it say, fall into the ocean. I'm like, oh, burn, that's like, you just got Kristin, you got horse-faced. Seriously, fall into the ocean, seriously, seriously, I hope you take a few steps and then the third step is like not on the boat and instead you could fall forward into the water. And then you're like, Oh, no, I'm like not on the boat anymore, seriously, seriously, seriously. Okay, Kelly, big red route, can someone tell me for the love of God if it's herpes on bail's lip, is it herpes? What do you think? Is that just a normal spot? I think it's like a bump because it's first of all, it's been there way too long. Second of all, I think I actually had like a good glimpse at it this week and it looked like it was like a mole or a growth. It definitely was not a herpes. It looks like the end of a finger, like a pinky finger. Yeah, it's just like a little growth. She probably has to deal with that all the time, which is probably a pressing question. Yeah. Oh, I guess at the end of the episode, the guys did confront Jax about like his shadiness and he was like, he was like, well, I can say every, I can say what happened in Miami. I can say that I can say that and they're like, nothing happened, Jax and then, and then like James. Really low. He's like, well, I could say what happened in Miami, he was like, but nothing did happen. Yeah. Well, how do I know that? Jax, I heard you fucking a girl in the bathroom and that's very different than you assuming something might have happened when you weren't even in the room. I don't know why these guys still are friends of this. He's like a douchebag and he's screwed them over so many times and he's meddled in their lives. He's awful and yet they hang out with him and they're like, well, you know, our brothers like, no, that no, that's seriously. I say seriously, seriously. Yeah. Brothers don't do that to each other. 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So did the women not realize that Jax had cheated on Tiffany? Is that what happened? And then now it's out. Wait, say it again? So when Tom and Tom and James were at dinner and they were confronting Jax about what happened in San Diego, James texted Kristin. Remember? Because then Kristin went to the bathroom and unveiled it. Because Jax said at the table, oh, well, you want to do that, I can start trouble for you too. I can tell everybody what happened to Miami. Right. But the thing was, what everyone is writing that down, is sending it to Kristin and he was saying, oh my God, my heart is pounding so hard right now because it's all going down right now and you're missing it, Kristin. And then Kristin left her phone at the table, which is pretty far-fetched. Yeah, that was very, either that was planned by the producers. She was like, I don't want to rat them out, but I'm going to leave it out because I know they're going to look. But either way, but I thought the girls were surprised to hear that Jax had banged someone in San Diego. They seemed surprised at that. So I think, I guess they didn't know that. No, I think some of the people knew, but not everybody. I don't know. I don't know why anybody is surprised by anything with that guy does, honestly. I know. He's so gross. Well, I'm just... You need to get involved in it anymore. I just laughed because like, how do you even follow it? You can't even stand up or hate somebody like that because they've obviously got some kind of a problem, you know? Yeah. Well, I... Can I have empathy? I mean, if nothing else, guys. If nothing else. Well, it's all very exciting. And next week looks amazing because you have, first of all, Tom crying to horse face, which looks shocking. And then the best part is in the preview, I think it was like Tom and Jax, like, "Hey, guys, look who I found." And this weird, like, 45-year-old guy dressed like he's 22, shows up, and he's like, "Hey, hey!" And he's like, hanging with them. And then they mentioned the rumors that he and Jax may have hooked up at some point. So I am, like, ready to see what happens. Yeah, Jaxon has taken it up the butt. Clearly. Clearly. That's why there was still a little dough in this bed. Yeah. And even if he hasn't, Bravo is not above making up a gay rumor about him. Yeah. You gotta love Bravo. You gotta stay with it for his $700 a week or whatever. Yeah. So I wonder what happened to them fighting for their $10,000 in episode? I don't know. I mean, if there's ever been a cast that's replaceable, it's this one. I know. And my favorite thing about Stacey not being on the show this week was just how much fun the show was without Stacey. Bye, bitch. I know. I mean, she's really showing how to, like, torpedo your own and nothing of her career. And she's such a fame whore and she was started at such a young age to be a fame whore to just walk away from a reality show. I think she's angling for her own, but what are we going to do, Stacey, follow you walking around New York City, waiting for your boyfriend to get off work. Come on. Yeah. Exactly. Going to Lomens. You know. And also she's like, "Oh, Kristina's my best friend right now." Yeah, because she's fucking up your ass and doing everything you want. Yeah. By the way, you want to talk about someone trying too hard, the redheaded girl who was at the Bachelorette party. Oh, yeah. She, like, any time someone made a joke, she was like, "Ha, ha." You know. Anytime. Whoo. Like, she's the first one. And you know what's funny? That's not redheaded girl that goes to my gym. In fact, well, as we all know, as I mentioned on previous podcasts, horse phase number one and horse phase number two go to my gym, you know, although I haven't seen them in a long time, but I used to see horse phase number two with this redheaded girl. And the way I, the reason why I stuck out with me was because one time, this is all sorts of name droppies. So everyone just get ready. But one time I saw Tae Diggs at the gym, okay? And these girls, AKA horse phase one and two and the redheaded girl, they circled him like vultures. And the four of them were talking and they were like being all as flirty as possible, trying to get in on that Tae Diggs. And that's why I always remember this girl, this redhead. I was like, oh, I was like, don't go after Tae Diggs. He has a lady. Of course, this was pre adena Menzel divorce, but I still was very protective. Yeah, you don't want to mess with her. She plays the Wicked Witch. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why that's what I, whenever I see that redheaded girl, I always think of her. She was the one who's sorting the hardest with Tae Diggs. In fact, I overheard her saying something like, Oh, you should come by or something like that. And I was like, Oh, don't you dare. He is a married man. He is a married man. He's sexy as all hell. He is a married man. You get your hands off. He is mine. Okay. Tae Tae. Anyway, I'm glad. Let's move on to the real housewives of. Hill. We got to Beverly Hills. We're always talking about Lisa Vanderpump. Beverly Hills. Let's fish it out. Episode. What in episode? What in episode? Okay. So I write recap of the show. On the night that it comes on, okay, you guys just like to get it out of the way. Normally, it takes me anywhere from two to three hours because I've been doing it for so long. I can just pound them out. I wrote this one last night. I started at nine and I finished it almost three in the morning because it was so good. The show, by the way, let's just say first and foremost, the show is so back. It's so back on track. It's honestly the best it's been in about two seasons. Well, because they have somebody intelligent again. Yeah. And people to really root for like, you know, last season, last season sucked. The season before that actually wasn't so great either. It was all basically about the Adrian Maloof rumor. It was sort of like a flimsy season. It was sort of not great. Now this season is as strong as it was season one and season two. Yeah. I mean, at Lisa and Lisa Rina too, Lisa Rina is bringing it in a different sort of way. She's not bringing drama, but she's bringing. She is. She's like backing up. She's going to. And she's she's she's also another soap opera mind that's going to help Eileen. Which one? Well, here's a thing. Here's a thing. And we'll get into the details of the episode and I'll let you I'll let you steer this one since you did the recap. So it's all super fresh in your head, but the thing with Lisa Rina is that she's she's like very likable, more likable than I thought she would be. And she's sort of like laughy ha ha ha. But this is the episode where it's like, okay, now real Lisa Rina's coming out and she has she said some like, not nasty things, but she will like said things this episode, but she does it in this way where she's just like, oh, oh, oh, and you're like, it's like she says mean things. She's like, well, that's straight up white trash over there. And you're like, yeah. But she doesn't wait. That's still sort of winsome, you know? And like, okay. You know that they took that clip from something else, like when they were in that restaurant in whatever or talking about how she grew up or something and inserted it right there. Because I feel like she's doing a really good job of coloring her words in a way that's appropriate, like she's not getting downright nasty yet. So some of those I'm like, that was cut from obviously cut from something else. But what I loved was that Eileen started a total soap opera storyline like old old one like from the old school playbook. And it's obviously a soap opera storyline that's not true at all. And Lisa is like, okay, let's do it. And so Lisa helped her and was like her little henchmen going around spreading this like insanity thing, which yeah, loving it, loving it, if anyone, you know, gaslight that bitch and Brandy is deserves the wrong one. Yeah, she messed. Oh, yeah. She messed. She, yeah, you know, screw like forget about gaslighting Shannon the door gaslight Brandy because she deserves to be gaslit. Yeah. She deserves it. It's like you're rude. You see her downfall coming and we're all rooting it on. It's beautiful. So for those of you who didn't watch it, they go to this dinner in Malibu, which. You know, everyone's exhausted because it's like a 10 hour drive. So it's just the four. It's just four of them. It's Jolie, Eileen, Lisa Rina and Brandy, we're all Brandy gets shit faced, okay? So Brandy tries to get Eileen by acting nice and then saying, well, you were married when you met your husband, weren't you? And tried to get her in this like moment, right? So Eileen was like, yes, actually we both were married. And that's why I feel bad for people like you, Brandy, because you're the victims of other people's true love. You know how hard it was for us to find each other and realize that this whole time we were with somebody else. We weren't meant to be. We were meant to be with each other. We've ruined people's lives. I'm sorry. Bitch. Oh my God, loved it. I was cheering in my fucking house because she she wasn't that blunt, like she was being very, very nice and the way she said it, you wouldn't even realize that there was actually that's what the message was. She was actually being very nice, like, you know, I felt bad. It's like serious southern bitchery going on there, which I love, like she totally just slammed Brandy in a way, but in a way that Brandy can't say anything, but you're awesome and sweet. That was beautiful. Yeah. That was a beautiful moment. Yeah, because, you know, the way she framed it was like, yeah, you know, I feel terrible because like I've been the one to commit the crime and I've seen the aftermath and it's a terrible thing. And I feel awful and I think, you know, it's unfair for you, but really the message was what you just said. Yeah, it was basically like, I empathize with you, Brandy, but I sympathize with Eddie. Yeah. Which, you know, and what a beautiful way to put it in. In my family, you know, someone's going through divorce and it's so painful for all of us. Like I'm not married to them and it's painful for all of us because you're seeing two people you love broken apart in this that, but at some point has to be like, well, what were you supposed to stay together the whole time, you know, you have to start looking at shit from different angles once you meet the other side, you know, which is I mean in this case. Yes. So Brandy was going to try and use this whole thing where she's going to go after newbie Eileen because she has no one else now to go after and, you know, Brandy has to have someone. She'll make up someone and so she tries to go after Eileen and Eileen not only slaps her back down, but when Brandy couldn't win that argument with words, she throws a glass of wine in her face. But it wasn't even just that, it wasn't even that she, oh, she just threw a glass of wine. It was because then Brandy, well, Brandy was drunk at this point and then she was like, do a scene from days, do a scene from days because she was like being a super fan. And Eileen was like, no, I'm not going to. Eileen, Eileen is basically like, you have to pay me if you want me to be whatever character. But here's the thing. The thing is she wasn't being a super fan because Brandy isn't a fan of that show because she didn't even know that Lisa Rinna was the original. Right. But when I said super fan, being that she was being like a crazy, she wasn't being like a friend. She's being like, like, like, she's being a bit like she was being one of those people who's like, oh, you're a comic, tell Joe, go ahead. Yeah. This party in the middle of this party. Yeah. She knows how funny you are. She was being a total cut. And when people do that and then she pulls out money and throws it at her like she's some street performer. Like Brandy was being a bit, she was trying to belittle her because she can't fight with words. So she has to fight with cuttiness and Eileen refused to play along and then they started making fun of Brandy for being so pathetic and Lisa started, like, whomping like a seal and clapping like a seal and they're kind of making fun of Brandy who's, like, obviously drunk and losing every battle she's attempting. And Brandy's like, oh, there are a glass of wine in your face if you don't die. And she didn't. So she threw a glass of wine in her face. And then I leaned in another fabulous thing and instead of getting up and slapping the shit out of Brandy and making it a huge housewives fight of the season, she started crying. Yes. Oh my God. This woman knows how to play it. Okay. All these years on the soap opera has taught her well because she's not going to be manipulated. She instantly became the victim. Love it. Yeah. Yeah. And deservedly. I mean, it's humiliating because you know what she's thinking right now. I mean, it probably was, it could have been a sincere cry, because she's thinking to herself, oh gosh, I've just had a glass of wine thrown on my face and people in this restaurant don't know the contacts. They're going to think I'm in a real fight and they're, and this is like, I'm an actress. I'm like a working actress. And this is like the sort of thing that would get on gossip blogs and get around. And it's like, it's, it is, it could be mortifying. And now she has to deal with that. And it's like, cause she thinks she probably thinks about that because she's a career. She has a career and she's been around the business long enough. And she recognized, she can think more than one step ahead, as opposed to brandy who throws a glass of wine at like a petulant three year old and then expects something to happen as a result of that. Well, I think I lean knows from watching the show what she's walking into with brandy. And she knows how to deal with people like her. And instead of turning it into a big housewives thing, she totally twisted it, turned herself into a victim and then went one step further. And when she's sitting there with her husband the next day, she's like, Oh, you know, I just feel so hurt and attacked by brandy and I'm just not understanding because she's such a super fan. And, you know, she's like obsessed and who knows what she'll do next. So now not only is brandy a cunt, she's a psycho swim fan like exactly, I know it is. And you know, you got to love Eileen because that shit is golden. It is. And to be totally honest, it's not as far fetched as when Heather Heather to bro is like, should we call an ambulance for Shannon because that was ridiculous. But in this case, I mean, do I think that brandy is a swim fan? No, but it's also not crazy because these actresses have been around crazy fans for years. Crazy fans. And there are a lot of fans are like, could you do this? Could you sign this? Could you sign this and say, no, and they'll fuck you when it turns to rage. And I think that these actresses are actually very sensitive to it. And the reason the reason I can't get on that theory is because Eileen knows that there's no way that brandy is a fan of that show because the only people she can name on it are John and Marlena who were basically like, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if she's like, hey, but the thing is it doesn't matter if she's like a real fan. That's the matter. She's a real fan. She has fan mentality. And that's a that's what matters. It's like that she's, you know, you could see anyone who's super famous. You know that they're famous. And you're like, Oh my God, I get an autograph and they they don't give you an honor of life. Well, fuck them. You may not even know any of their work, but just because they're like famous, you went up to people do that, you know, I'm just saying. I just think that she's I think that she knows who brandy is and what she's dealing with. Oh, yeah. Instead of trying to fight her, she's going to twist it and make everybody think that she's insane because if she says that she feels threatened, then brandy can get fired. She's like, she's very smart. She's like, immediately taking it to a physical threat level because if brandy fucks with her, she can get her fired. So I mean, to me, that's just like the best move. I don't think that I think I lean is too smart to believe that brandy is a real stalker and her husband basically laughed in her face. Like the thing that also killed me about this show was that you see how they are as a couple because I leans like, well, she's a stalker or whatever. And he's like, well, babe, maybe that's taking it a little far. I think she was she likes you and she was trying to be funny and be a soap opera, whatever. And just she was an idiot, you know, but I don't think she meant it in a mean way. And then I lean like, got mad at him for not being on her side. And I just thought that was so cute because it's like, here's this guy married to this soap opera queen who's probably pulling shit like this in real life all the time because you know that shit wears off, you know, yeah, and it's just like, Oh, there she goes again. She's going to make someone else, you know, get signed into the mental hospital for fun. But also I watch her on days of our lives and I know what a crazy bit she plays. So I love when she can pull out a little manipulation like that right in the beginning. I'm like, oh, it's great. No one better fuck with Eileen. She will take you down. Well, what I like is that we have now Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump and Eileen who have now become kind of like the untouchables in the sense that those three need this show the least, you know, you could make an argument that Yolanda probably doesn't need this show because she's got David Foster. But truthfully, those women have their own income. They're doing their own thing. They need the show the least and it shows their behavior because they just, they'll just do their own thing. And what's nice is that, you know, again, I am an unabashed Lisa Vanderpump fan. It's almost like now Lisa doesn't have to like pander to these ridiculous women that she's stuck with, you know, on this cast. Now she has like two people that she can be like cool with, you know, and it's like, okay, it's like, it's just like nice to see a cast that's not dominated by like Carlton's and Joyce's and Kyle's and Kim's, you know, it's like desperate, needy, sad human beings. Like these are actual women who know they have more money than you and they know they're better than you. Yeah. And you know the thing is that they're fine with it. Everything's sort of like fine right now, but I, I'm sure that this group there will be a rift. They'll be the cool kids and the not cool kids. And it's gonna, it's, it's gonna be pretty fun to watch. Well, it's so funny to watch everybody turn against Brandy in one episode. I mean, mm-hmm. Well, that's how you do it. I mean, she, that's like, there's just no, Brandy had no, there was no side. There was no, there was nothing, there was no excuse that she could have given. In fact, I was actually surprised then that sort of like after this, this whole fiasco, like the next day or the next few days later, um, Yolanda had a party at her place. And I was surprised that Brandy didn't go marching in there. I'd be like, yeah, well, you know, like, you know, I'm, I'm sorry for, you know, throwing wine at her face, but I'm owed an apology too. Like I'm surprised you didn't say that like, you know, Eileen should have put wine in my glass. She, she did. She did. She didn't away because, uh, when Kim came in, Kim was like, Hey, stop, it's me. What do you guys up to? Brandy was like, well, just before you hear from someone else, I threw a glass of wine in Eileen's face last night and Kim's like, Oh, were you drinking? Were you drinking? And Brandy's like, well, we were all drinking. Yeah. You know, yeah, exactly. So you were all, you were all doing it. You were all, but I love that Kim's like, well, at least you admitted what you did. Yeah. So it's important you said you were sorry, which of course in Kim's life is all you have to ever do is just do whatever the fuck you want, but say you're sorry after and it's okay. I know. By the way, Kim looked great. She looked so good. When she, she appeared on screen for only like a minute, the entire episode of new, but what's she got? No, no, her skin. She looked. She looked young. Like when she showed up, I thought it was like a young lady. I didn't know who it was. I was like, yeah, she did. She did look really good. Yeah. I mean, I get, I mean, get props were props are deserved and I'm giving props to Kim Richards. You do it, Ben. You go. You go girl. Yeah. She did look very good. Um, she did. Unfortunately, she was still boring as hell, but she did. She did look good. Right. And by the way, I just want to touch on before we get into the whole Yolanda party, there was a scene before all of this happened with Brandy and Lisa sitting down to lunch. And it just, it, it continues to drive me nuts like Brandy has, she's like, like, well, I'm owed an apology. Well, she'll give me an apology soon, whatever, you know, and, and I want, I want it to be known, by the way, that Lisa on this episode, she did apologize to Brandy. She said, she said she was sorry for the whole Sheena stuff. All the Sheena things. Okay. Brandy. Still. She's still very, she said very specifically, I am sorry for not giving you the heads up that Sheena was going to be at that party at my house. That was it. Yes. Exactly. She's not for anything else, you know, which nor should she be nor by the way, nor should she be and watch Brandy, watch Brandy continue to harp on that. And we're going to get into watch what happens later, probably after we talk about the show, that on watch what happens, I think Andy or someone asked Brandy, like, are you sorry for throwing wine in Eileen's face and Brandy's like, how many times do I apologize? Do I have to apologize more than once? And Andy was like, yeah. And she was like, well, I'm not going to. So what whole, I want to hold Brandy to that standard because what I guarantee she's going to demand apology after apology from, from, from Lisa. Yeah. The whole Lisa thing was made up bullshit, I love that Lisa is not giving a shit about Brandy. Brandy is like, well, fine, I want to apologize. So Lisa gives it to her. And then Brandy is like, wow, she makes some snarky comment. And then Lisa's like, look, Brandy, I can't give you any more on this relationship. I'll be nice to you at parties. But that's it. I was like, you go sister and Brandy's like, well, that's fine. And it's just like, then you're paying for lunch. But I might get something to go. That was great. Lisa is like a cool queen and she does not give a fuck. Yeah. And I love how Lisa at this point is just barely tolerating the rest of the cast. Like, so when they go to, so when they go to the Yolanda's party, Lisa is there. She looks like, I mean, she looks like she's in hell. She doesn't, she doesn't like Yolanda anymore. She can barely tolerate Kim and Kyle. She hates Brandy. I mean, she is like miserable and it's hilarious to watch, but she knows how to do it. She knows how to do it. Ken will even come anymore. Yeah. And I love how when, because Yolanda keeps on being very tacky and saying things like, Oh, and congratulations to Lisa on the opening of Pomp. I wish you would invite us next time. And then Lisa's like, well, darling, it doesn't take a rocket science in a while. You don't invite it. And then it's like, you know, cut to her, maybe they can beat, beat her or whatever at some party. Yeah. It's stupid. Yolanda. And I love that Lisa's responses. But here's to letting things go, darling. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. By the way, I want to say this. So Yolanda makes a toast. And in her toast, she's like, I just want to give, I want to give a toast to the man that I love more than anything in the world. He is my husband. And he is one, he is, he is the alphabet every step of the way. And he's, there's my heart. And I don't know how I do that. It's like, how many toast do you have to give this guy? Like I swear to God, every time, if, if, if my parents have an event that's not like an anniversary party, they have a dinner party, or if I go to any party and the host raises the glass, the first words of the toast are not just to profess love for their significant other. Like, that's, that just doesn't happen. Like, why, why are they, why is this party, is this party your anniversary party? It's like, if you're, if it's, it's like going to like a, it's like going to Fourth of July party, I mean, like a toast, I just want to say that, you know, I am deeply in love with love with David Foster and he has the man of my dreams. And it's like, that's not, no, you say you're deeply in love with America. Well, she's so obviously a trophy wife who has a prenup in place, because she has her head so far up that guy's hairy, nasty asshole. I hate that fucking guy, David Foster. Okay. This is David Foster. Hey, hey, man. You've been playing golf. Oh, yeah. I've been playing golf. How about you? Oh, yeah. Well, with John McEnroe. Yeah. I know him. Oh, yeah. He's still can golf, Danny. Shut up, David. Oh, your logo looks nice. He's like, babe, that dress is so perfect. I could have made it. What? Like, shut up, David. You're a disgusting human being, you fucking douchebag. Has anybody ever told David Foster what a douchebag he is? Like, does he have any clue how he comes off? I've never seen anybody that fucking arrogant walking around on TV before without getting slapped down. Yeah, it'll happen soon enough, I'm sure. And the second you bet it does, he's out of there. The article he was like, oh, I can't believe Yolanda's fans come up to me and they're like, oh, my God, you're Yolanda's husband. He's like, I've got 16 Grammys. Yeah. He's I mean, he is pretty powerful in music, but still I mean, you still it doesn't mean you can be a fucking cocksucker, like be a nice person. You're so fucking arrogant. No one cares about your house in the middle of the freeway. You fucking arrogant fuck. I actually know that really. Your house is worth like $4 million, but you're selling it for $28 shut up, David Foster. You fucking loser. You know what? Where I find that his arrogance really takes form is more with this idea that Yolanda always says like, you know what I love about having a dinner party is that, you know, we all people come over, we all drink and have food and then everyone always winds up around the piano playing. Like, it's not like it's that everyone just like the way the energy moves that everyone just gets around the piano. You can tell he's just waiting counting down the time before he can tell everyone, okay, come sit around the piano. I'm going to play music for you and you're all going to listen and applaud, you know? And also how he's like, okay, everybody, welcome, welcome to the piano room. So one, one of the things we like to do in my shows is we asked someone for a suggestion and it can be anything, a phrase, you know, I like the morning or cereals delicious or is Brown a good color or is it to play anything, then we take that suggestion and we look at each other and then we'll come up with a song about that suggestion. There's no practice, there's no rehearsal. We just take that suggestion and we feel it and we come up with something and that's art. And we know what fucking improv is, all right. You're not talking to a fucking room of toddlers, you fucking piece of shit. Just sing your fucking stupid song. Oh, it also looks, it also looks like stilted and uncomfortable, you have to all sit around and be quiet. Like, I sort of get what Taylor was going through like two years ago when she was like, what, I had to sit here and be quiet, like David Foster gets the color shots. Like, I know you're ex-wife, all right. Yeah. I love that David Foster can't do, can't have a dinner party around a piano where someone's not drunk and yelling at him. Yeah. By the way, it's Brandy. She's like, hey, how about a song about finger bang and yolanda? It's just so awful, so awful. And then baby face, oh yeah, we've, here's another dick move that David Foster did and I hate that he's making me stand up for Brandy. Brandy is alone at this party, well, she's with her fucking we-faced gay or whatever. That guy does not make enough money to be doing that kind of work to his face. He looks like a Lego person. Stop it. So anyway, she's sitting next to this queen who has nothing to say and then baby face on her other side. She's just making small talk. She didn't like have her hand on his leg or anything. She's making small talk and then from the other end of the table, David's like, hey Brandy, he's married, you know, you might want to back down. He's married. Yeah, that's a tacky comment. That was so gross because he wasn't even kidding. You just don't say that to a guest. No, it's so rude. He's like, she's pissed off Yolanda so now he's going to start like making shitty comments during the dinner party. You know, that's just not cool. But then Brandy can't, she's so stupid. Like, that's her chance to get some sympathy back and be like, oh, excuse me and go to the bathroom and cry. She should have been, yeah, she should have been like, I can't believe you would say that to me. Like, that was humiliating. It's like, you're really alone in the world. I'm alone in the world. I'm alone in the world. I'm just like, do I have to write this for you, Brandy, for fucking sake? Yeah, that's actually her signature line. It's like, I can't believe you'd beat up on me. I can't believe you'd say that because I'm like alone in this world and not even Lisa's friends with me anymore. Yeah. So, what does she do? She looks, she's like, let me see her ring, honey. Oh, we could do better. Oh, Brandy. You could have been, you could have been, you could have been a bigger ring. You could have spent more. She's so awful. She is. Which moves into baby faces wife who by the way looks like she's 12. Yeah. Looks like she's going to beat the shit out of Brandy. And then Brandy's like, oh, she tries to smooth it over by going, well, don't worry. If he bought you a bigger ring, it means he's cheating on you. He's just so awful in so many different ways. Now, by the way, baby face seemed like an angel. You know, he seems so sweet. Remember, he sat down at the table and he turns to Brandy and goes, hi, I'm Kenny. I was like, oh, baby face. Yeah, he was a sweet. His response to Brandy when she said that was just like, you know, I think that you're probably talking from experiences in your own life and she's like, well, that's right. He's right. Okay. Give it to him. I'll give it to him. He's right. Brandy, have a say, I also one of my favorite moments from the episode came around then when I think that Brandy, she was like looking at Lisa and she's like, oh, I like your earrings and then Lisa and Kyle will go, thank you. And Brandy's like, well, I mean, they're, they're both nice. She's a good, funny, stupid. Kyle, Lisa rivalry is hilarious to me because Lisa just wants to be friends and have fun with Kyle and me snarky, but Kyle just can't do it. She hates Lisa so much. And it shows in everything she does and she's so jealous and it is so fun to watch Kyle squirm. Well, by the way, we're not even talking about the fact that Brandy came into this party and she's supposed to be apologetic and like, apologize to Eileen and put the whole days of our lives thing behind her. And the first thing she, and she tells Eileen, like she said, sorry, da, da, da, da. And then as soon as she gets in boozin' her, the very first thing she starts doing is talking about days of our lives again, like over and over and over again. And then Lisa Rina evens like, you're crazy. And then Brandy says, she goes, I don't want to be anyone else. I want to be me. So she actually thought it was a compliment to be called crazy. I'm like, it's not, it's not the mark of individuality to be called a crazy stalker, okay? That's not a good thing. That is not like, that is not emblematic of you have personality. It means you're fucking crazy. I know, being crazy isn't a personality trait, it's a disorder. Yeah. Stupid. And then I also liked when Eileen and Lisa stepped away and just started to gossip like hell about Brandy. They just were like, they're like, excuse us, they go into another room and then they just started talking and all sorts of shit. And Lisa's like, I like her, but she's nuts. I'm like, yeah, spring to shade. And Eileen's like, I feel bad for her, like I know because she's literally crazy. I know, poor super fan. Yeah. So there's been a, and it's just going to get out of control this season because from what was being put out on the blogs while the season was filming was insane. I mean, shit was going down. And yeah, so far, the season, I've been like, what the hell this is so boring, nothing is going to happen this year, but it is about to go down because everybody turns on Brandy. I mean, she doesn't have anybody now. Yeah. I'm loving the season. I have not been bored. And by the way, for the record, when Eileen and Lisa were gossiping about Brandy and then at one point, Eileen goes, thank you, bitch, she was totally doing a soap opera character at that moment. I was like, aha, she did it and Brandy wasn't there to see it. And I was like, then I felt really excited that Brandy missed it. Oh my God. The best part was when Brandy was apologizing to her and she's like, I'm so sorry. It's just that I was acting crazy. And she's like, yeah, you were like, yeah, and I had so much to drink. She's like, yeah, you did. She's like, well, you know, I really am sorry and she's like, good, you know, good, you should be. She's like, yeah, because I went home and I cried and she's like, good, you should've cried. Speaking of Brandy crying, so I'm watching the whole time. Love it. Yeah. So on Watch What Happens Live, after the show, Brandy was on with Jeff. What's his face with Eileen? Yes. Jeff Lewis. So, okay. So I watched this episode because you had texted me saying you've got to watch because apparently things are crazy. First of all, I haven't watched Watch What Happens in a long time. And I was just like, reminded how awful the show is. This is like the worst show on television. I mean, it's amazing how much one person cannot improve over the course of so many years. It's like, it's so deep in time. I mean, we're juvenile. We make stupid jokes and we make like jokes about vaginas and poop and all that stuff. But that's like exclusively all that watch what happens is it's like, okay, so Brandy, how big of a penis do you think Donald Trump has and how big of a penis do you think this person has? How big is this guy's dick and it's like so stupid. And then it's like, okay. When you shoot your face and your booze, you know, what's in your butt right now? Hey, what do you think Jeff Lewis's hair is it? Rial is it? It's like, oh. And then he's like, hey, Jeff Lewis, we're going to paint, we're going to do some pictionary. So first word, it's a penis, it's a penis. It's a penis piercing. It's a uniball. Oh my God. What is it? It's like a bong, it was literally like what six graders do to entertain themselves if that may be even an insult to six graders. It was so, it's so stupid, like it's like far penis, vagina, baby, tits, I feel embarrassed. I feel embarrassed for him because he seems like such a nice person, like he doesn't seem like a douchebag at all. I listened to that Jaymore interview that he did and he just seems like such a nice guy. So I think like if I hung out with him, we would get along so well and we would laugh and blah, blah, blah, but man, I hate him on TV. I just fucking hate him on TV. He makes me crazy. He's such a douche. And he's like a squirrely douche where he hides behind that bobble head face and that squinty eye and try and act all cute and you're not cute, you're an asshole and you're ruining people's lives thinking it's hilarious. Yeah, he's like, oh, Andy, we think you're the college, like we think you're so, he's like, oh, oh, thank you, oh my God. It's like, it's just, it's so awful. But that being said, the big story was that Brandy had a quote unquote meltdown because basically, I think in the first segment of the show, Andy was like, hey, Brandy, like why don't you, do you want to like tug on Jeff Lewis's hair to see if it's real? And then, and so Jeff is like, can I get an STD from that or something like that? He makes like a throwaway joke. At least what I thought was, I think what everyone thought was a throwaway joke. And she was pissed. You could see immediately she was like, man, you know, as if she had, excuse me, this is the woman who says things about finger banging at a dinner party. And like your whole personality is based on what a whore you are. Like, yeah, your whole thing is like, yeah, you have a whole episode where you're like, well, I guess I have to like learn how to like, I'm so vulgar, I'm so vulgar, I have to tame down my vulgarity on my podcast, you know, this is, this is that woman. So everything's going along. And then in the last segment of the show, she suddenly is holding a glass of wine and she very awkwardly was like, you know that thing like you come up with a, like a, like a comeback, but it's way too late. So you just never get to say it and you're like sad. She's like, no, I'm going to come up with, I'm going to say it anyway. She's like, Hey, remember earlier in the show when you asked if I, you could get an STD. If by, by me putting my fingers in your hair, well, maybe we just have to loosen up, we have to wet your hair first. It's like what? And then she like flings her bottle or a glass of wine at his face. And he's like, seriously, and she's like, yeah, now you can't get an STD because the vodka cleared it all up. And I wish he had just said, apparently not, because she has plenty of booze in her and she looks like a walking fucking pap smear. Well, yeah. And then she was like, it was just like this weird thing where she was like, she got mad at this thing, this joke. And he was like, huh? and he was like, he didn't know what to do. He was just like, this is crazy. And then she, and then she's like, yeah, it was like really offensive. Like, you know, it was in my book, it was in my book about the STD, which I have no idea what she's referring to. Do you know what she was referring to? Because Andy said, first of all, this is like another example of how bad Andy is because he's just like, like he doesn't know what to do and he's just standing there kind of letting them work it out, which was so funny, but Brandi's like, yeah, and he said, wait, you guys were fine during commercials. What happened? Were you just talking during commercials that seemed fine? And she's like, yes, he said he was, I said I was pissed and he said he was just kidding. And I told him it really hurt my feelings because he knew that it was real because he had read my book. Because it wasn't some random joke, it wasn't some random, oh, you're a slut joke. It was a personal attack based on a story about her STD in her book. Oh, so she got like a trauma, yeah, she was like some traumatizing story or whatever. I'm getting herpes or some shit. And so he should be making fun of her cancer. You know what? I am sorry, like she may be sensitive about STDs and all that stuff, but I'm not, like, does not equal cancer, okay, using savvy Vijay does not equal cancer, shut up. Yeah, I think that, I mean, it's a little almost narcissistic to think that this STD joke was that targeted at this, that he read the book. I mean, he said that he read the book, but then he said he didn't, I guess there were two books or whatever, but when you, when you have a reputation for saying these things and you're on a show that's all about like poop and boobs and tits, if someone makes an STD joke, you can't just assume that it was directed specifically at you. It was ridiculous. And then so the funny part is that she starts to cry and she turns around in her chair, puts her back to the camera and just starts to sob, which was like amazingly awkward but hilarious. And no one was really allowed to laugh because it was insensitive. But if I was still making fun of her, he was like, I don't, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Like he was making looks behind her back and stuff. I loved it. Yeah. And then Andy, Andy was so confused, Andy started to sweat above his lip. He didn't know how to carry on. It was, it was actually amazing, but I mean, you know what though? She needs to relax. She, she just, she can't do that. I'm sorry. Even if she had an STD. Well, the internet blew up and everybody was talking about it, which, you know, you've kind of handed to Andy, there he goes, like another successful show, like in his book, that all went great. Like, you just proved that you don't know how to handle yourself under stress. You can't handle two strong minds at one time. You're terrible. Yeah. You had the best night of your life. So congratulations. Yeah. But meanwhile, Brandy tweets out, she tweeted it last night. This is what, this is what her tweet was, people, Jeff Lewis and I were joking. We were good friends. Turn around because I couldn't stop laughing, we wanted a fool Andy hashtag. We fooled Andy. I'm like, uh, no, no, no, no, if Jeff, if Jeff backs that up, maybe because he's not a liar. He, that is like the biggest bullshit and just shows that she's a liar. Yeah. See, see a lie. Brandy, you a lie, girl. You a liar. You a liar. You should definitely, if you haven't seen a clip was it's really, really funny. People have been posting it on our Facebook page. So if you haven't seen it, go look at that shit because it's good. Yeah. But yeah, this is the beginning of Brandy's downfall because with no friends left on the show, being younger than everybody else and now being basically hated by the entire public. Like she has nobody on her side and she has no storyline. And you know, I don't see how she's going to eke out another year, but Brandy, Andy does love her, so maybe that'll work out, but I just, I'm hoping this is the end of Brandy. It's hard to watch because she's so, I hate hearing myself say this, but she's just so low class compared to the other ladies. The other ladies are so rich and intelligent mostly. I'm excluding the Richards from that and Yolanda actually, but they've got some actually rich, intelligent people on this show and it's funny to watch them have to deal with people like Brandy, you know, most of those people pretend that these people don't exist. Mm hmm. Yeah. It's like being forced to go to the DMV every day. Mm hmm. I agree. Okay. Less than me. I agree. Less than me. I agree. All right. We agree on something being we certainly do. Well I guess there's only one more place to move on to and that would be. Well, I have to say, Shatlanta. So you know, I was really looking forward to the Christmas holiday because we did record, but we had that week where we didn't do anything but the crappy. So I didn't have to watch the shows that week. So it went two weeks basically without me watching or three weeks without me watching Real Housewives of Atlanta or Vanderpump Rules. So I had six hours to catch up on yesterday. Mm hmm. Wow. Atlanta was amazing. All three hours. I was like, well, I love you. I love this show so much and I thought I was going to be killing myself sitting through that much of it. And I just loved it. It was so funny. It's so good. Well, I started taking notes and then I guess I just stopped because I have all these notes from like the first scenes and then all of a sudden I stopped taking notes, but I'll just go through my notes and then we'll take it from there. So my notes all pertain to Cynthia and Peter looking at the new location for bar one. And it's like funny because Cynthia is like, you know, Peter asked me to like, to team up with him, partner up. And now I finally get a say in bar one. She's acting like, oh, like, yeah, I am, I'm like Lisa Vanderpump. I'm going to hire myself a million dollar manager like Pandora, you know, like I'm going to take over this restaurant. So I love that they show her that she like, they like walk into this like shit hole and she looks to the floor and she's like, well, we're going to have to read you the floors. I know that. Like, well, no shit Sherlock. There is no floor. There's like, it's like a five broken tiles and the rest is like plywood. Like, congratulations on having like a great, like instinct there, you know. Yeah. Great style. Cynthia. Yeah. It's like you look at a broken window. Well, we'll need a new window. I know that for sure. Really? I like really said, you know, here's my problem. All these blogs talk about how I support Peter and I give him money for all these businesses. Well, here's what I have to say to those rumors is none of your business and he's my husband. So you can't be calling them a lie and then admitting them that they're the truth in the same sentence. Yeah, Dom. How? I mean, seriously, how dumb can one person be? And then Peter's like, hey, baby, baby, you like this place, baby? Oh, good. You write a check. That's all the matters, baby. I don't even care if you like it. Just write a check. Like classy Peter. Jesus, grow some pride, dude. And then they go outside to look at the back patio and there's like garbage everywhere. It's literally like under an overpass and it looks like it's like a like a dance floor for homeless people and she looks like they're putting you know it's like you can hear like you can probably hear like the Falcons, the background, you know, but and then she's like, Oh, it's just like Miami. I'm like, if this is like Miami, I am not going to my house. I mean, I'm staying out of Florida. Oh, God. Oh, funny. Oh, I love that one of the selling points. She's like, is that a funeral home? And he's like, yeah, that's where Martin Luther King was. Whatever. That's where his dead body was. Yes. Or his dead body was. She's like, well, we're just like Martin Luther King. He had a dream. We have a dream. It's like, I know, like don't you dare sit there. I'm like, that's what his dream died. Don't forget. That's where the dream died. Okay. That's the death of his dream. That was. Yeah. Thank you for elevating bar one to the level of Martin Luther. Thank you. She's like bar one where Martin Luther King, where Martin Luther King's dream died. Yeah. Happy hour. Yeah. Happy hour. Come fund our sham business. It's a dollar off for every dead dream. Yeah. MLK would have been so proud to be in the very same bar one. Oh my God. That shit was funny. It's stool. It's so like insulting. It's awful. Hey, what's next? Well, that's all. That's where my notes end. Oh, that's so funny. I was like, oh, yeah, Ben has notes. I'm so excited. Okay. No, I had notes. Was this the barbecue? Was this the barbecue one where they went to the Ants Barbecue, Candy's Ants Barbecue? No, that was last week. That shit was amazing. Okay. So what kind of barbecue is that? I want to be invited to one every day. I know it looks amazing. Oh my God. That looks so good. And then mama Joyce, who's obviously drunk at this point, like now there's no question that she's a drunk or she's on pills or that something's going on because she's making no sense. She's slurring her words. She's starting fights and pub like she's just she's a drunk, something's going on there. But that whole thing with candy, that whole fight with candy about Sharon and then Todd and I'm getting sick a bit. Yeah, I think the big story with candy this week was that she got candy colored nights back on the ground off the ground. She like she did it again and and what's her face came on it Claudia. And then the other thing I think the main the main story was that there was a like candy had a party, right? And she was like a sex party, like a sex toy party and the girls came over and Nini. So last week what happened was that Nini and Cynthia made up and Nini and Kenya made up. And so Nini walks in and like oh hey Nini and she's like she's like refuses to like hug or barely even say hi. And she's such a cold bitch. I'm sorry. She really is. And when you compare like her to Lisa Vanderpump, which is sort of hilarious to do so they look at Lisa, Lisa hates all the people on her cast too. But Lisa knows how to least be gracious or civilized and Nini is just like awful. It's like, you know, you can't you can't say you're good with someone or or you can't say if I see a party I'll be simple and then refuse to even hug them. I mean it's so it's so day classic day classic darling. Yeah, she's another one she's like got brandy complex where all she wants to do is fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight. She goes to lunch and makes up with everybody. They decide to fight and hug but in the very next time she sees Cynthia she's like I didn't say I was friends with her again fuck her I'm not gonna be friends with her. Okay. Hello watching looking to me watching one of my friends. What are you doing? Like this is how desperate you are for fucking storyline Nini God God, God, why do you like why do you keep lying? Why do you do that? We're like bros jacks like why do you do that? What kind of bro are you? Why do you wear all the fun Kristin God, Kristin I can't believe we didn't do Tom impersonations during better prep rules we're lame. We'll have yeah Nini is awful I can't even with her but this new Claudia bitch is not even going to have any of Nini's crap okay yes yeah Nini has met her match she's meeting someone at the bottom rung which is radio okay Nini was a rung lower because she was a stripper but still and I don't get offended strippers okay I'm not saying that's a bad job I'm just saying like in entertainment it's below radio okay admit it to yourselves. So but above podcasting yes but if it makes you feel better podcasting is below strippy and fast boring yeah so because sometimes we've gotten a couple of emails that are like I don't appreciate you making fun of the sex industry it's like we're not making fun of you Jesus Christ calm down calling someone a slut does not completely invalidate your porn career okay anyway I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore Claudia is at the bottom rung okay and much like Nini when she was at the bottom rung and was willing to stab anybody in the back to get more famous what she did and it totally worked for her Claudia is not afraid and she knows that this is her chance to become a star and she is gonna fuck your life up bitch okay you need to take a step back and reevaluate if you're gonna be the mama of the group then you need to do that and just like say fun sarcastic things off on the side while laughing really big and being fun Nini but if you're gonna be psycho bitch Nini you better watch a fuck that because you're about to get taken down by a whole new cast of young people yeah and the thing is Nini is pulling a stasi which is that she's acting too big for her britches and she doesn't realize she like we don't need her anymore she can be cut out of the entire show and the show will go on perfectly well better better if not better if not that she's painful she's painful to watch at this point yeah absolutely I'm getting lost my damn fluid head okay yeah she's she needs to go pretty quick so what else happened candy is boring fit the whole thing with Phaedra is killing me because what is up with people sticking up for Apollo and saying that Phaedra should be there and be supportive Apollo just ruined their whole family and now he's spending every night in a goddamn strip club and she's supposed to be nice to him that's bullshit the only time he ever shows up is when he knows there's cameras there like I just have a piece of shit I can't believe she hasn't already started divorce brought well she has now I think but yeah no I'm team Phaedra I support her I I we mentioned this before if you compare this to Teresa and Joe on New Jersey like this is this is behavior I can get behind I mean we have our conspiracy theories was she was she the public master was she not the public master at this point we don't know and the truth is if you put all speculation aside what we do know is that Apollo committed these crimes and he's going to go to jail and the family will be torn up and I think she has a right to be pissed and be like fuck you I'm coming out of the house getting a new starting a new life whatever I like that she addressed that in this episode where she said you know all the blogs are saying that I had something to do with it and I had something to do with his crew you know his uh Miss Deeds but we're two separate people and we do two separate things and you know I like that she brought that up yeah no I I am pro Phaedra and her little boy is so adorable he is so he seems like he seems really bright and cute and it's sort of sad to know that this is this will at some point start to really affect him in a bad way and it's too bad yeah he is so cute he is like come here what's his face she's like he won't the baby won't respond to that name so he has to be like come here Mr. President come here Mr. President yeah only yeah only respond to being called Mr. President that's the best thing I've ever seen and then he like didn't want Phaedra to go to her like award but then the babysitter was like you can ride horseback on me I was like oh Aiden he is a door he really is adorable and he seems very smart so what else happened I am looking forward to they know this like weird Jesus Christ and I was making a smoothie yeah she's got two whole salmon in there that she's wearing up salmon and a cupcake she's like Bob put those those meatballs from last night in there I'm trying to think if I've had it if I've seen any bravo liberties this week I feel like I've had a good run of like running into them or seeing some people but guess not I am going to search night though by the way you are what are you gonna be doing over there it's Lisa Timmons his birthday and she's just gathering some people over for for cocktails happy hour didn't you guys do that last year for her birthday yeah so she wants like her chucky cheese I think so so if we have any vendor from rules interactions I'll be short report about it next week yeah okay I think that's pretty much it that happened I'm just excited to see people taking the knee down because that shit needs to go and then Kenya hugging forcing a hug on Porsche Porsche is can you say a big person yeah but Porsche is a brat too so the two of them it's just like yeah they're all ridiculous but I also want to say I've started to watch celebrity apprentice but it's like I just haven't had time it's been it's like four hours of apprentice in the past two days and I just haven't had time to get through it but hopefully like starting maybe next week we can start to cover brandy and Kenya on celebrity apprentice assuming they're still on the show for bonus I know that's gonna be a wonderful shit show and I hear people are loving it I was yeah I was good too but I just haven't had a spare four hours yet yeah I didn't watch the first episode because the first episode's two hours long it's the one where they all fundraise and I just don't like those challenges anyway and so I watch famous people can you call how many famous people can you call but then I watched the first hour of from Monday nights episode and was like a two it's like two one hour episode so I watched the first hour and it was massively entertaining and Geraldo Rivera is gonna be he's like he's gonna be the big star from the season if you last long why is he a total ass oh yeah but you can't tell if he's he's like an ego maniac but you can't tell if it's a strategy or if it's just him and it's it's great well he's the worst I mean they've got like a hundred of the worst on there this year everyone who's on it is like the worst yeah and there's actually someone on there who I don't know it's like he is a crab boat captain which I guess means he's undoubtedly his catch but I don't know if that's it could just be on a fisherman's commercial I don't know for like fish sticks fish sticks commercial I mean celebrity apprentice they have to they have to reach they're like whoa you're on a you're on a commercial for hot dogs you can be a celebrity apprentice it's like Atlanta she's like now I know you've been on lots of game shows like oh yeah whenever whenever a sentence starts like that I want to reach for that fast forward button but those prices by the way girls apparently can be real bitches I love it well by the way the only other thing that happened on this episode of Atlanta has been like the continuing saga of Roger Bob the side character that no one ever cared about which is that there's this new friend of the cast named Demetria right and she's like whoa I've been dating Roger Bob on my for seven or eight years and then on this episode at the party there was this girl named like Gocha and she was like oh that's funny because I dated him like two years ago in November and the other girls like and she leaves and you'd and they're like how how mortifying whatever as if any one of the audience cares about Roger Bob or these two girls who aren't even on the cast but then what's funny to me is that you know their girls are gonna get married are gonna get mad at the go to check they're gonna be like that fucking go to check she just wants her moment she just wants attention to the which is like classic like the classic female problem like issue which is which is that they should be mad at Roger Bob for playing both girls that's my that's my takeaway women stop blaming Joe what a pay each other okay so Kenya comes to him to like talk about some producing deal which is hilarious but he's like hey okay you know yeah you know you my girl and I'll look over this and you know you know I love you because I don't just do this for anybody what are you talking about of course you fucking do what producer doesn't take meetings with anybody who has a project you idiot like you don't work for anybody you don't work for Tyler Perry anymore like you used to but now you're in some like rinky dink IKEA furnished office get the fuck over yourself bitch pulleys okay he's like well I don't do this for people normally so you're lucky like shut up and you're lucky you got a nice car because that's the only way you're getting that dick in everything that moves because that guy is not cute you know these shows really actually cute I thought he was a shocker yes but you know this these shows are really starting to kill me because the women are assholes like we know that the women are assholes and it's fun I mean not all of them obviously but it's fun to make fun of like the women but the men are such pigs like they're so gross on this show like let's show some nice men I'm getting sick of all these nasty douchebags on these shows yeah and by the way I'm looking at pictures of Roger Bob he is like he's good looking no he's good looking but that that being said that being said I thought it was totally unprofessional that he has a client in Demetria who knows whether or not they're together but he has a client in Demetria and she has like her music video premiere party and then all the AV equipment doesn't work and so the video barely gets played and when it does get played the music doesn't even play and this is sort of like a big deal because it's on bravo it doesn't even get played it's like laughingstock and she didn't show up and he's her manager like that's the sort of thing where a manager is supposed to be there to fix it that's like bad like that's the sort of thing a manager would get fired for for not showing up to a vent like that yeah look at me getting all mad about the professional misgivings yeah I I'm not sure about this guy I just did an image search he's not cute he's got six look at him look at the picture of him in like a number both coughing no you're getting sick over the microphone I've got like something in my throat there's a picture of him in like a beige sports coat he looks good there he looks good there yeah I mean that's a nice suit I think he's good like he has a good face he has like a I mean it's not like my body type but like if you're into sort of like a bear body like a little bit of a heavier whatever he's like hot this guy's totally gross and he's too gross to have the attitude and I hate arrogant men and I'm so sick of seeing them you and David Foster go on a fucking shut up boat motorboat somewhere quiet be quiet together fucker okay so we're done right yeah we have a bonus episode to record we have that too okay I just didn't want to start saying bye everybody until I was sure cuz I'm like I'm loopy at this point everybody yes thank you so much for listening this was such a fun episode because it's been so long since we've actually talked about the shows yeah thank you for listening please come to watch at crappins.com to find all our social links or Twitter's and blah blah's I write real housewives recaps at trash.tv.com and Ben writes lovely blogs over at B side bod calm well actually yes and actually since I haven't been blogging as much instead you can devote your energy towards my other podcast which is called the banter blender which you can find on Facebook facebook.com forward slash banter blender yeah it's a good one also come join us on patreon.com slash watch at crappins that's P A T R E O N dot com slash watch at crappins that's where you can become a subscriber which just means you get a bunch of extras like the bonus episode we're about to record phone ringers which will be posted this week and a monthly Google Hangout party where we all hang out and chat 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