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Yeah, come to those places to play with us. Part one was Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. - And Top Chef. - And a little Top Chef even today. So yeah, if you missed that one, then that is the previous episode. Go back one. Okay, so everybody and their mother, their mothers, what are we gonna talk about now? We're gonna talk about some Vanderpump Rules. - Okay, let's do a little Vanderpumpy. - You're good about that. - I sure do. - Let me look for my naps though. - Oh, I wrote so many notes on this episode. I like, I just have to, I pulled out my laptop. I wrote notes as if I was recapping the show. I have, I have analyzed it. I have gone through it. And it was, you know, another classic. - All I wrote was Ugg Run. I presume I was talking to Tom. And Katie Mad, that Tom let Stassi kick him out. - Like it's Tom's fault. - Like I can't believe he would do that. - Okay, so I'm glad you took notes 'cause I did not. So please proceed. - Okay, well, I believe that the show opened, we'll just go through the show chronologically because I wrote so many notes that we can actually do that with this week. I believe it opened up in Stassi's apartment and Katie is there with Stassi and Katrina and is, or Karina, what the fuck, no, that girl? Kristina, Kristina. The one that wants to be the bad girl, a mean girl. And they're like, you know, talking about like, I just can't believe he would do this. And I don't know a lot. Anyway, Ding Dong, Tom Schwartz walks in with like flowers 'cause he's such like a fucker. He really is such a fucker. And he's like, "Hell, I just brought flowers over or whatever." - And why is he going to Stassi's house first of all? What was he doing? - I don't know. But I love the how like Stassi like starts to berate him. And she's like, who makes out with people? Like, who does that? - Oh, you brought flowers, like guilty flowers. If we're making out with somebody, who does that? Who makes out with people? Ew, you're disgusting. - And then Katrina, or I mean, Kristina tries to pile on. She goes, "Who cheats on such an amazing person like Katie? Who does that?" - He does that. Who are these girls and who tells off someone else's boyfriend like that? That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. - Who tells off someone's boyfriend like, "Who does that?" Ew, you're disgusting. I mean, when I used to work it, sir, I mean, like, I didn't even realize how immature we all were. And now, like looking at you guys from the outside, it's like it makes me feel sad because you guys are disgusting. - It's like the worst, like, who works there? Who even does that? - I'm like, I wish... - Are you children because children have jobs that require no skill and no talent like that? That's what children do. Have you ever heard of child labor? 'Cause that's what it's like there now. Basically, children running around with martini shakers. It's disgusting. - I wish Sassy was the person behind the Sony hack 'cause I could imagine, like, being working in Sony, you know, the thing comes up on your screen to be like, "Who works at Sony? Like, who does that? Like, who calls Angelina Jolie a spoiled brat? Like, who would ever say that about a talented actress? - Who does that? - Who makes movies about North Korea? Like, aren't you? Don't you know there'll be repercussions? Like, who does that? - Oh, my God, she should be played by Christina from Serial. (laughing) ♪ Did you cheat on that girlfriend ♪ ♪ I didn't cheat on her ♪ ♪ How could you come here and say that? ♪ ♪ Who does that? ♪ - You, like, lied and then you told one story and then another story, like, who does that? (laughing) Um, so yeah, Stacey was telling him off and he's like, "Well, you know, babe." And he's like, trying to rub Katie's shoulder, but now Katie isn't boldened, because when Katie's with him alone, she's like, "Well, you know, it's just hurt my feelings "and I would appreciate it." And he's like, "Okay, babe, I love you." And they're like, "I love you." But then when Stacey's around, she's like, "Yeah, why would you do that? "And why would you look at me? "And then why would you, the way that you did that? "And why are you touching me like that? "And what's going on?" And, I mean, what's going on with the what? And why are you wedding man? What's the what? - And then the best of that, like, Tom just, like, rumbles up and he's like, "I'm just, my nerves are shot, I've been through a lot." (laughing) - Like, Stacey, say none of your fucking business, you fucking vulture bitches, go get your own lives for Christ's sake. - But, like, if you're, okay, first of all, say what you will, you're the one who cheated, you don't get to say that your nerves are shot and that you've been through a lot. Ever, he may, that was somebody. - I know, no, I agree, but you still don't get to say that. You do not, you lose the right to say that. And also, you also lose the right to say that when you walk into the Viper's nest, is the Viper's nest, Lion's Den, whatever it is, you go to Stacey's apartment where you know she's like sharpening her knives, you know you're gonna get yelled at. So don't say, "Oh, I just have to do a lot." - Well, he can't just have Stacey, like, telling him shit. You know how I'm refusing to call her Stacey, have you noticed that? - Stacey, that's it. - Stacey, I call her Stacey. - I give her an "Ah" because it makes her sound like the German secret police, which is what she basically is. - I say "Ah" 'cause it makes her sound like "Assy" and that's what I'm like. - Stacey. - But yeah, I think he's saying I'm exhausted and have no energy left because he has to walk into this den of dildos and like sit there and like stick up for himself when it's nobody's business. - Yeah, but he also like, I mean, he's a schmuck. He did wrong, no matter what, he did wrong and he walks in with these tulips, with this like shitting grin, like thinking that this will just fix everything and probably if Katie were alone, it would have. But like, he just, he's gotta like, no. Sometimes you just lay low and let her come back. Like don't, don't be like, you just can't like come in and like flash a boyish grin and hope everything's gonna be okay. And the best part is, I love that like the girls, you know, are like going off like, "How could you?" And then they kick him out. And then as soon as he's kicked out and then he's finding, he's like, "Whatever, I'm leaving." Cause Sassy's like, "I don't even know if I want you in here. Like, if you're gonna act like that, if you're gonna talk to me that way, then you should just leave." And he's like, "What?" - Go, you're not welcome, go, just go. - And then he leaves and then Katie's like, "Babs, really?" And she's mad. Which is like-- - Babs. - What are you doing? - Where are you going? - Which is, by the way, classic Vanderpump rules trope, which is for the girls to get mad at a guy and be like, "You just leave, just leave." And they're leaving and they're like, "I can't believe you just left." - Why would you do that to me? Why would you just left me there? You should have stood up for yourself. But if he had stood up for himself, she'd be like, "Why were you fighting with my friend that she's a girl? Stop acting like a bitch." And then he'd be like, "I don't appreciate you calling me a bitch." And then someone else would be like, "I don't appreciate you calling him a bitch." And then everyone'd be like, "Who's a bitch? What's a bitch? What does that mean?" Then nobody cheated. (growling) - You walked out on people. - I'm real. - Does that. - I'm sorry, but like, if you're gonna come over, you don't speak to me that way. Like, who does that? (laughing) - He does that. - That was possibly one of the best things I've seen on TV and I actually had to watch that scene two times. - But then the funny thing is the scene wasn't over because then Stacey sees this as a perfect chance to turn it all against Jax. I love how like it suddenly turns into a Jax issue. She's like, "This is what happens 'cause I don't know how he can be friends with Jax." You know, it's like totally like the stealth campaign to turn everyone against Jax is by trying to get Katie to exert pressure onto Tom to stop being friends with Jax. And admittedly, she's kind of right. - Well, Jax is disgusting, but honey, you dated Jax for a long time and you're worse than he is. And when Adriana said what she said about how funny it is that Jax and Stacey don't talk to each other at all, but they're doing the exact same thing by trying to manipulate their friends against each other. And they are, they're doing the exact same thing as each other. They're both so pathetic. And it's like if you hate each other so much and why are you both working this hard to still be a part of each other's lives? - Oh no, absolutely. - Who does that? - Who does that? - But you know, the thing is that, you know, I mean, I do agree that like at this point, Tom's been dating Katie for a long time and Katie should take like priority over Jax. And I don't know, like if someone was like talking shit like that about my boyfriend, I'd be like, you know what, like you're a fucked up friend. And that's it, you just ruined the friendship. - Yeah. - Like it's not right, it's not right. And it's not okay when you use them. (laughing) - Sorry. (laughing) - Never be sorry for bringing Whitney into something. - Well, we had to like, that song goes like, I was like, your receipts and I saw you ate, you said it was just two of you, but it was like, you said it was six of you, but it was like, food enough for two. It's like a very surf type of song. 'Cause it all pertains to the bill and checking things and being like, it's not right. - Well, I can tell you this much. Whitney Houston had a lot more knowledge than people gave her credit for it. And it was Bobby's fault. And that will never change. - Who does that? Who like just dies in a bathtub? - Who does that? - Like if you're gonna die in a bathtub, then just leave my bathroom 'cause it is not for dying in. (laughing) - Who would be friends with somebody who is friends with somebody who died in a bathtub? That's disgusting. - I can't believe you went to Clive Davis' party. - Here's like a friend died in a bathtub. Like, how do we be friends with a friend of a bathtub die? Like, who does that? - You're taking a bath? Who's friends with a bathtub? They're just big gaping holes that waste water and ruin the earth. - Who does that? Get out of my house bathtub. - Who gets into a tub that's not like a hot tub? Who just gets into like a cold tub and then dies in it? Who does that, Whitney Houston? (laughing) - Oh Whitney, probably stop. Okay, so what else happened in this episode? - All right, so the next thing that happened, I have a lot, I have a lot. Listen, I'll just do the show to you guys. - This is great, I love it, I love it, yeah. So, next up, we met a new girl named Vail, who's very Rene Zellwegerish. If you notice, she's got like sort of squinty, squinty, like classic Rene Zellweger. Squinty eyes, that little sort of like puckery mouth. Big blonde hair. She apparently used to be on "Young and the Restless", which is really sad. - I think she looks like, she's drawn by Tim Burton in "The Nightmare Before Christmas", like big kind of hollow eyes, maybe too skinny. - Maybe like the "Young and the Restless". - The Tim Burton version. - Yeah. - Wait, hold on, I love that that's part of the Tim Burton description, you know. Big eyes, it's like the whole eyes, big head, used to be on "Young and the Restless", like, oh, that's what I think of a lot of those characters, like, oh, look at how Sleepy Hollow, look at Ichabod Crane, he looks very post-Young and the Restless. (laughing) Very, Marcel, Edward Scissoran. - I'm getting punchy now. - Yeah. - Oh, what was I gonna say about that stupid thing? Okay, not only did she used to be on "Young and the Restless", she was on "Young and the Restless" for three seasons, I mean, Jesus Christ, one night. - She did it wrong, she's doing it wrong, because Eileen Davidson's like, okay, I'm gonna parlay my "Young and the Restless" and "Days of Our Lots" fame into being a real housewife and it's funny, but like, this girl, Vail, if she's trying to parlay her soap stardom into being like a reality star, she's messing up because she's actually parlaying it into being a hostess that happens to be on TV. - Yeah. - She did it all wrong. - Yeah, that's really sad. And the page text got to be a lot lower to be on "Vander Front rules". Well, I don't know how much you get paid to be on soap, so because Eileen Davidson was like, well, I retired last year, but you know, I just got sick of being poor. I mean, I can't live off one income, my husband's income, and I was like, ouch. So, I wonder how much they make, 'cause Eileen Davidson would probably be at the top of the heap there, she's been doing it forever, and she's been lead, you know, lead star roles. God, I'm losing it, losing my mind. But anyway, I don't know how much you get paid for soap operas, what do you think? - I'm like, $35 a day. - Yeah. - So, it's like, it's below cator-watering. - Does that? - It's below holding a trade a party. - Who, like, who is, and is like a soap star? Like, why would you wanna like do things with soap? That's like, like, menial lebar, okay? Like, do something better than soap? Be like, a vacuum star. - A vacuum star? - Does that. You have to charge a star, but don't be a soap star. Why don't you be a general purpose, all house cleaners star, and make everybody feel inclusive. Maybe your paycheck will be better. - Who's young and restless? Like, who is like that? Like, why not be like, young and like, just calm and like, sorry about that? - Are you young? Or are you restless, which is it? (laughing) (laughing) - It does that. So, anyway, Vail also went to Princeton, which does not speak well for Princeton, by the way. This is a school that has yielded many world people. - Also her name is Vail. - And her name is Vail. - It's either a really shallow skiing town, or a tool of oppression used on women in the Middle East. - Yeah. - Either way, that name's not working out. - Also, she is definitely in trouble, because as soon as she got to Sir Jack's, like, turn to someone who's like, "I'm gonna sleep with the bully." - Oh, he was disgusting. He was like rubbing his mouth and looking her up and down. And... (laughing) - I felt so bad. - Doing his mouth breathing thing. (groaning) - I feel bad for women that, 'cause it's like, oh, this is what women deal with, this predatory male that has decided, okay, I'm just gonna fuck, I'm just, I'm truly just gonna fuck her. Like, it's so, it was actually really so chauvinist and disgusting. - Oh, he's disgusting. - And, you know, of course she's like, "But he seems so nice. "Everybody's warning you not to fuck him." - Like, you haven't watched all the episodes of this show before you started this stupid job. Give me a break, lady. - Yeah. So then, anyway-- - You still gonna let him stick his wick in you. Your candle deserves all the spots it gets on it. - Mm-hmm. It's gonna be a whole different kind of Princeton dining club, if you know what I'm saying. - Hey, can I ask you something? Why do people in England eat something called spotted dick? What the fuck is with spotted dick? - Who does that? Like, who does that? - It's like a disease penis for a meal, England. No wonder I'll be left you as a country. - God, no wonder I can't watch your cooking shows. Like, they're like, "Oh, some cream and sugar "and some spotted dick." Like, no, turn this channel. Okay. - It's delicious. - We will not be talking about the taste again, I'm sorry. - So anyway, so then Tom and Katie go out to dinner at Bethel so that way they can smooth things over. And of course, Katie's already, she's like happy. She's already put in five years towards this baby making process. - And so she has not-- - Every restaurant in LA has stopped filming because there's so many reality shows now that people can only go to mixology or basso, basically, at this point. - Yeah, that's basically it. So, I love that Katie's like, "You know, I don't know how I could be friends with Jax." It's like, you know, he says these things that are terrible and like, you know, I'm not gonna be the girlfriend that says you can't hang out with your friend. But like, I don't know. I don't know how you can hang out with him. And then Tom's response is like, yeah, but like, what if I go go-karting with Jax? Like, what's gonna happen then? Like, I'm gonna see him. Like, what happens if we go go-karting? Like, it's the inevitability of life. At some point, we're gonna wind up landing. We're gonna go go-karting and all bets are off, Katie. Like, the bromance is back on. That's the power of the go-kart. - I have never been one of these guys. Like, one of the guys on this show. They're all worked out, really worked out, healthy. They're all in relationships, well, for the most part. They play, they go out every day and just have fun. And you know what? I say, you go for it, guys. If that's what not growing up means, then go for it. I should have done that. Because they look like they have a way of fun or life in me. - I'm imagining Stasi watching Peter Pan. Like, who doesn't grow up? Who won't grow up? Who won't go to school? Who does that Peter Pan? - He probably couldn't even handle a shift at Sir. - Why does he keep flying around Sir? Like, be a waiter and be on the ground. Who does that Peter Pan? - Peter Pan. - Yeah, Peter Pan. - Who only has one hand? Who has like a hook for hand? Like, and then cause themselves hook? Like, that's like so on the nose. - Oh, way to be Avi. - Way to be Avi. - I agree with the fact that, well, first of all, I think that she's right that if you're dating somebody who's friends with somebody that is openly trying to antagonize your girlfriend and break up your relationship. Okay, yeah, under normal circumstances, of course he shouldn't talk to that person or whatever. But that's not how it worked out. They're all best friends. They all met kind of together in this restaurant where they all are. You can't suddenly just start kicking out people that you don't like anymore. - No, actually you can. Jax has earned the right to be kicked out. You know why? Because he also slept with his other best friend's girlfriend. Let's not forget that. And that like, when you're saying like, oh, but they're all best friends, they're best friends almost cause they're just too dumb to not be best friends. I mean, you saw in the beginning of the season, Tom's like, well, yeah, like I was really mad at Jax and we didn't really talk for three months, but then I said something, we started talking and now we're just sort of like bros again. And it's like, you know what, that's on you. You guys are dumb. - Yeah, exactly, that'd be bros. Like, you know, like, what you're a bro, you're a bro. And like, bros before hoes, bros always goes. Like bros, bros, bros, bros. We're first totally hetero too, bro. Like we're the most hetero guys here, like that I've ever met in my life, Kristin. But it's just like, you know what, like so they actually, both Tom's should not be friends with Jax. They can still be friends with each other. They should like, stop being friends with him. He's a toxic, awful person, even though he's like a big doofus, always so such a doofus, whatever. Like he's actually, he really needs to be kicked out of the group. But anyway. - Well, to realize the real reason we're still friends with Jax is because he's got the good coat, Kristin. - Yeah, that is probably the reason. But I wouldn't know what I liked also is that, so at the end of their date, Katie's like, "I think I'm being very fair right now." And then Tom goes, "You know what else you're being? "Sexy." And she's like, "Ah!" (laughing) She's like, "Ah!" It's like, she's such an idiot. You know, there, it's like 50 Shades of Idiots right here. - I really like Tom. I think he's so sweet. I don't think even when he's through a drink at her, I like that. - But he's like an asshole too. Like don't, don't, he may be sweet, but he's an asshole too, just a different kind of one. - Logic, logic is being trumped by my total dislike of horse face number two. I just can't with her. From the minute she came on screen and said, "Everybody who works at Sarah has to be a model "and has to be hot." - Well, she's dumb as... - I can't with her. So anything that her boyfriend does to cheat on her, hurt her feelings, make her cry, make her gain weight, I'm four. So I think he's doing a great job. I'm all for it buddy, you keep it up. - Well, anyway. - Do magnets heal? - Magnets. - Yeah, is that true? - Oh, I thought he meant like if a magnet is injured. I was like, I don't think they can be hurt in the first place. - No, like do magnets heal diseases because I've got like a little swallowable piece of magnet for some reason, 'cause I was cutting magnets out to put on my fridge and that sounds weird. - Don't swallow it. - Don't swallow it. - No, but what if it makes me like super healthy? - Kristoff. - If anything, it will hurt you. - Okay. - I didn't swallow it. Thanks for saving me. Okay, back to the show. - I'm so glad you did not swallow a magnet. Like a one year old. Okay, so. So anyway, so then we moved into, by the way, Ronnie, our call is at 4.30 now, by the way. This is, I don't know if it makes, it doesn't mean anything to anyone else, but we have a conference call, it's a very official, whatever. Okay, so anyway-- - Is this fucked? - This day's as fucked as it's gonna get binged. There's nothing else she can pile on top of me, all right? - Seeps fucked. So anyways, being a fucked, we then go to gay pride. And, so Stasi shows up, again, dressed like she's going to the old lady convention. I had no better joke than that. - So it shows up-- - Is this the auditions for the view? - Yeah, it basically was. She's like, is this the breakfast at Tiffany's audition? So, she walks in to pump with a big part. - Breakfast at Tiffany's, Audrey Hepburn is like the most classy, beautiful woman. - No, I know, I know, but it's like she's, but the thing is that the whole point is that she's, I feel like she's actually trying to capture that. - I think she's going for more of like Mona from, who's the boss? - I think she's going more like, when Mona was in that movie, "Brazil." (laughs) Like kind of like the Terry Gillian version of Mona. (laughs) No, so anyway, what I was going to say, so okay, so Stasi comes in to pump. And she's like, she's talking to Tom. And what I thought was funny was that this was like the gay version of the Today Show, because while she's talking to Tom, all these like gays are like quietly saddling into the back of the script of the shot. They're kind of like there, and this was like, doing like these little glimpses into the camera. Like I just, all that they were missing were posters, posters being like, "Hi, to Arlene in Kansas." (laughs) They were all like quietly just like sliding into frame, ball shopping, Tom. (laughs) It was Gay Today Show. - That's so funny. Oh man, it really, really was. I just like, I was cracking up because the entire time, people were like, and they're sort of like, trying to act like casuals. They're just, oh no, I'm just drinking my like, my strawberry chocolate mojito here and so on. (laughs) Yeah, I'm just happy to be here in camera frame as they like, they keep like the journalists. - Those drinks are really so fucking ridiculous. They're like, "Ginger champagne berry ghanda juice, martinis, like Jesus Christ, is there any vodka in this?" - It's like a, it's a good. Prosecco, moonshine, candle, cantalope, scallop martinis. 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That's audible.com/crapins or text crapins to 500-500. - Everything is so-- - I have you don't mind that I need to talk to my friend right by this gigantic plant while you're having your scene. I just need to be by this humongous live fixture that doesn't fit in this space. - So while everything was like crazy at pump with a gay today's show, over it's served, nothing was happening, and no one could be more angry than Shana! (grunting) She's like, great, no tips. Now I can't have a dessert bar at my wedding. (laughing) Right, I can't believe this would happen. I can't believe the gays would conspire against my opinion like this. (laughing) - Bitch, it shouldn't be, I mean a dessert bar, but I think I'm gonna come with it. But I heard the candy bars are out! - The last, the last wedding. - No, I can't have a V&E table. (grunting) - I went to a wedding a couple of months ago, and there was a candy table, whatever, whatever you call it, candy buffet or whatever, and a photo booth and all that, you know it was nice. And there were sparklers used instead of rice at the end. You know, it was nice. And some lady in line at the candy bar was like, "I'm so embarrassed to even be at this candy bar." And everyone was like, "Why?" And she goes, "I literally just read this morning "overused wedding, like wedding poise or whatever." She's like, "Number one, candy bars. "Number two, sparklers as rice. "Number three, and she just started like a good photo booth. "Number four, leaving cameras on the table "for your guests to take each other's pictures. "I'm anxious. "This wedding, I put some effort into it." (laughing) - It's like, y'all, I'm warming up, you said bitch, I love it. - I literally want to take this wedding and put it in a box and send it off to North Korea and then have Sony get hacked because of it. This wedding is so bad. - Yeah, I want this wedding, like, I want to get like, I want it to be like a terrorist wedding and promise someone like 40 virgins line them up, shoot them all on the head, eat them for dinner, poop them out, pick it up with a dog bag, start the dog bag on a fireful of poop and throw it into a post office, all right? That's how I feel about it. Disgusting. - I would rather literally cut my hands off and use my mouth to stuff my hands into a box and use my teeth to put the tape on the box and then gouge out my eyes and use that to seal a stamp on the box and send it to some random address then go to, at this wedding, who does that, who has fun things that they're wedding, who does that? - If I have to do a chicken dance, I'm kicking the chicken out of the wedding, that's it. - Get out of this wedding. - Do they know how much I love animals, like, who does that? I'm so against animal cruelty. Like, who has a chicken dance? Who makes chickens dance at a wedding? Like, who does that? - Just go chickens, go! I can't believe that they wanna electrocute their guests. Like, who has an electric slide? That is so rude. - Oh my God, Stoss. Oh, I said Stossy, darn it. I want to get to my own rule, Stassie. Assie Stassie. Yeah, I was meeting Taps de Hoss. When I wedding, we're gonna have, we're gonna have a dessert bar and we're planning to make a little money that I'm paying for my dessert bar. Whatever, thanks a lot for opening a little restaurant, Lisa. - I'm so mad because Applebee said dessert would be thrown in, gratis, but now they're not, and they'll have to pay for dessert bar there, and I don't have the money for any more. - I'm tired. Also, you're gonna pay for your whole dessert bar with one night of working at Sur, how much are you making there, and how do I get a fucking job? - Everyone was gonna get one M&M, and that was it. My dessert is being catered by the Azusa baking company. Makes the finest brownies in the Eastern Empire. How ill in the Empire? I can't believe I said it wrong. I'm so flastered. - Oh my God, Azusa. - So then, Stassie, of course, goes from pump, she walks over to Sur, and everyone's like, "Oh my God, what are you doing here? Oh my God." And I'm just like, how many times has Stassie walked into Sur? Like, why are they always acting if she just came back from, like, a nine-year sojourn into bed? Like, she was there yesterday, the day before, and you saw her this morning at brunch. Like, why are you shocked that she's there? They're like, "Guys, look who shut up. It's Stassie." - Wow, it's Stassie. Wow, at least I think Sheena called her out on it. She knows, like, and I'm damn it. Like, my dessert bars are in peril, and you guys are still like kissing stuff. (laughing) - I'm gonna do that. - I think she thought it's better than Azusa. Why are you here every day? - She was right, Sheena was right. She not be right. Who does that? - Who does that? - Yeah, and Stassie, who does Stassie fight with over there? I think we just talked about it, but I feel like-- - No, no, well, she says to Vail. I think she's like, "Oh, you're the new girl?" Well, I think she said something about staying away from someone, so whatever. And she's like, "Whatever." She knows just like, leaves, and they're like, "Look at the waves." She knows just like, stomped off. She's always getting used to that. She's not always goes stomping off. And Vail's like, "I'm really..." - She's like, "What ever, I mean, I don't do that." So, what's Vail's thing? Do you think she's gonna be an evil? - She is just the one and done. Like, you know, every season there's some new girl who goes in and gets put through the bringer, and they need that. So, I'm excited for that. So, then we get to something really fun, which is still a gay pride. Kristen, horse face number one, decides to go on a trip down memory lane. And she walked up to Ariana, she's like, "Hey, seriously? Remember, last year when I accused you of cheating with Tom? Like, isn't that so funny? How that was like a year ago, and like, you know, the shoes on like the other foot?" She's like, Ariana's like, "What?" She's like, "Is that funny? Like, nothing's really changed. Like, how, like, I've come clean and you haven't." I mean, it's like, there's nothing to complain about. She's like, "But isn't it funny? How's like a year ago? Kristen, that was so embarrassing. I was so embarrassed for poor Kristen. I mean, she's such a nice person. - What did she get to act like that? - She's, I just love, she's like, you're just like, so possessive. Like, like, it's just like so funny. How the, like, if I have to go over to Tom's place, you like, have to be there to oversee it. Like, it's not crazy, like, seriously, seriously. I just like the way how Kristen's trying to paint Ariana as the psycho bitch, when Ariana's just like sitting there. You know? - Yeah, Ariana, it doesn't care about anything. She's like, "Yeah, okay, Kristen, whatever." - Yeah. (laughs) It was just funny, like, Kristen, she's so clunky at her manipulations. She's like, "All right, like, psycho, like, seriously? Like, you're the one that's like, like..." - She's just, poor Kristen is so in the wrong on everything that's happened. And she, there's no coming back from it. It's like, she doesn't, she has nothing that she could ever say that's gonna make up for it. She's just gonna keep trying to blame the victim the whole time. - Yeah. And then, meanwhile, oh, you know what? I did forget something that Stasi said that was really funny. I think this is, this is like right before, like, she know when it's dumping off. Stasi was like, "She now looks like two butterflies "land on her lashes and chat a crayon." (both laugh) - Which is also a correct. That was hilarious. And then, oh, and then when she, you know, we're gonna stop dumping off, Stasi's like, "I only want to boss around cool people, not losers." (both laugh) Who does that? Who's like, who's like a non-cool person who lets themselves be bossed around? I only want to be cool people. - Oh my God, fucking Stasi. What's even happened in this episode? Oh, so everyone's mad now that Elisa opened this other restaurant, right? 'Cause there's no business at Sir. And they're like, "Well, why would you do that?" I don't think Gay Pride is necessarily packed at Sir either. It's just, it's almost a trip. I mean, any burrowless trip's gonna have more people. - Yeah, plus I think everyone knows that Gay Pride, I mean, that Sir kind of sucks. So it makes sense. So then anyway, Kristen, Kristen is continuing to try to trash Ariana. And in fact, I think here's a direct quote from Kristen. She goes, "It's like, girl, get over it. You know what I mean?" Which is also hilarious that Kristen would say that. Because Ariana, by the way, has nothing to get over. Ariana is not stuck in the past about something. But I guess Kristen's whole thing is that she thinks that Ariana slept with Tom when Kristen and Tom were together and that Ariana is not fessing up to it. And so Kristen's like, "Just like come out with it, seriously? Seriously? Seriously?" - Over it, you know what I mean? - Tom was mine. One time I knew this dog and he kept stealing other dog's toys. And then one time that dog got hit by a car and I was like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, get it, stupid dog, get it, dog stupid, get it." (grunts) Seriously. - Seriously? - Seriously. But it's just funny that Kristen's taken the tactic of like, she just has to get over it 'cause she's like trying to sort of imply that she in turn is actually over it and she's the mature one. But the funny thing is that like, of course, Face had to go over to get like her 10th bundle of mail from Tom's apartment. And so she gets all dressed up. And I noticed that she was like all like looking pretty and doing her makeup. And I was like, "You're social transparent. Like don't tell Ariana to get over it when you're the one dressing up like you're about to go to like whatever club just to get mail. And in fact, Tom, I'm glad Tom knows that 'cause even Tom was like fashioner for it. He's like, "God, you're all dressed up." - God, Kristen, all I want is to be alone, Kristen. Just leave me alone. All I want to do, Kristen. It's like, all I need, Kristen. It's just to be alone, Kristen. I mean, what the hell? How many times do you have to come over for your mail, Kristen? You haven't lived here for six months. Like you just keep coming over. Like those dish towels aren't yours, Kristen. - Okay. Do you want the paper towels to kind of? - So, so she finally goes over. And of course she's like a wreck, as usual. And again, she starts twisting everything. This is a woman who earlier in the episode was acting like she's over it. She's so much happier. Her life's in such a better place. But then she keeps twisting every single thing that Tom said that. So at one point she's like, Tom says something like, you know, oh, she's like, stop trying to act like you and Ariana are like so happy, like seriously, seriously. And Tom's like, no, like Kristen. - Oh, happy, I'm so happy. And then she's like, I remember those days, we used to be so happy too. It's like, Kristen. - I felt like I was dying when I was with you, Kristen. I felt like you were suffocating me from the inside. I felt like you were inside of my heart and like you grabbed onto it. And like you just squeezed on it and farted on it. And I was like, what smells? But I couldn't leave because if I moved a bubble from the fart might give me a heart attack in my heart, Kristen. - Well, remember like, 'cause you had my heart. So I felt the bubble in my heart, seriously. - Kristen, you can't just say what I said and twist it around. That's not how you argue, Kristen. - Well, actually, I remember when we used twist things together and you threw that out. So seriously, seriously, you threw out our twister game. (laughing) You used to love playing twister, like seriously? Like, the only reason why I stepped with Jack is because he stopped playing twister with me. So seriously, like, my hand was on blue. My focus on red and his dick was in me, and I couldn't help it. It was twister, and you know how much I loved it. - You didn't strangle her, but you like to play twister. Is that correct or is it a lie? - Serial, serial, serially. - Plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink. - Did you still, did you still throw a mask? Seriously, seriously? - Who does that? Who steals from a Moscow? I don't even know what a mosque is, but you stole from it. - Who's mosque did you steal? That's so rude. - Seriously, I would never go to Russia to steal something. (laughing) - Like, who goes to mosque? - Seriously? - Sir, the mosque is one of the dumbest movies Jim Carrey ever made. - Who does that? - I can't believe you stole money from the mosque's final domestic roast. That's just like awful, seriously, Tom? Seriously? - Adnan Saeed stole from the mosque. (laughing) - That's just funny, sure. - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. - That's just funny, sure. - Plink, plink, plink. - Seriously? (laughing) - Seriously? (laughing) - Seriously Jay? - Seriously, why didn't you take me to-- - Seriously Jay? (laughing) - Why'd you take Anand to the Lincoln Park? Seriously? I thought you said Best Buy was our place. How many times did you go to Best Buy without me? Seriously? I know that. Like, I thought I-- Seriously, you have a cell phone. Why are you using a pay phone? Like, who does that? Who uses a pay phone, seriously? - Oh my God, that shit is funny. In my brain. - Seriously? Seriously? Like, don't say you were even at the library. Did you sleep with anyone when you were at the library? - I know you did. Seriously? - Seriously. - Okay, back to what happened on the actual television show, "The Amber Pump Rules." - That's all, that's it for my notes. I finished my "The Amber Pump Rules" note. - That was it? - That was a lot. - Damn it, I was looking forward to more. - I know, well, it's a fun show. You know what, I'm gonna take more rules from now on. Like, how much fun that was when I can actually remember things. - Yeah, that shit was, I try to take notes. I have like a note file on my computer now, so when I'm watching, but then I start doing other things. I'm like, I'll totally remember that next time. I don't. - I don't, but this time, you know what? I'm gonna take more notes 'cause that was fun. But then we also have "Euros of Hollywood." - "Euros of Hollywood." Oh my gosh. So, this one was the white party. - Why would you tell people I am a dog? That is so crazy of you. Do you think about what you say to people? Who would do this to me and say that I am a dog? This is the craziest thing I've ever had. - In all my life, in all my life. No, he's ever set them on drugs. Why would you think I'm ever on drugs? Now, look at my painting of a dead pigeon. (laughs) Just because I make paintings of pigeons with my, my diary entries from when I was little girl with Hitler on top with mustache melon and raw, doesn't mean I do drugs. - No, my life had never had that feeling. (laughing) - For you, I'm famous. - So, in this episode, for the Euro-- - For you, I'm famous. - All the Euro's went to Palm Springs, for the white party, and Massimo. Massimo got some corn rosar. (laughs) Look at my corn rosar. - Oh, and Massimo. - Oh, he's like, so they went there, so because Yannick, Yannick went to Yia, he ran to the house in Palm Springs for white party. By the way, yesterday, when I was driving for Uber, I drove two employees of Nialla, which is Yannick's tour. - Oh, really? - 'Cause there's raining, so I picked them up like literally two blocks away, and they're like, "We're going to a store called Nialla." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "That's on a reality show." They're like, "Yeah, we know, we're employees there." I was like, "Oh, that's funny." I was like, "I'm the one person who watches." They're like, "I'm the one person who watches." (laughing) - So, I don't think that German people should be allowed to go to white parties. (laughing) - I think at some point, we just need to say, we just need to say, "You know what?" - It's time to just step back a little bit, maybe. - I'm just glad that there weren't any blackouts because then you would have had such a being like, "We need power, we need some white power." This party needs white power. (laughing) And by the way, a really good way, if you're straight, and you don't want people to go after your ass, is to make sure you don't wear the white dress code in a super gay way, like Sasha's like, "I don't know, this is very funny right now." 'Cause a lot of people will be going after my ass, and like, "I don't want them to think that." So, therefore, I'm gonna put on this super gay outfit. (laughing) And go to the white party. - That's a good way to-- - A white party. - So, I think actually the episode opened with Janekka making amends with his girlfriend, who's like, "You know what you did, Brian? You remember what you didn't even know I am mad at you?" It's like, "Actually, you shouldn't be mad at him 'cause he's your boss." And he treats you the nice things lady. - Yeah, that was pretty gross. - But he basically groveled and got her back. - Yeah, but look, I love you very much, and here's what I have to say to you. She's like, "Okay, I forgive you, Palm Springs, yay." You know, it's just what it is, you know, like I have to do work, but I love you very much, and I want you to be with friends, and so let's go in car and be with be with group and be family. - Yeah, we go car together, and you come into car, and we drive together, and you be my hot, sexy American girlfriend, okay? - Okay. - So, they all, they all hopped in a limo to go to Palm Springs, except for Isabelle. Isabelle, because she's like, she's like, "No, it's kindergarten." You know what's so funny, Ronnie? I had the accent down, Pat two hours ago, I was like saying to myself in the car, I was like, "Ah, finally got the Isabelle." - I don't feel the need to hang out with the people like that. - I don't know, I don't feel the need to hang out with people like that, they're just kindergarten, they just like, yeah, yeah. - Like multi-national kindergartner. - By the way, I'd like to add that there's a billboard for Steveangelo, like right outside my building, so I really feel like the euros of Hollywood are peering into my life. - Oh, bam. - Do you like that? I just named dropped the billboard. - Well, you know, just when you think you can't put a new spin on that. - It's like you guys, Steveangelo's billboard is across street from me. - Okay, so they finally all got on, now normally in a reality show, I immediately side with the person who's being ganged up on. It's, I don't think there's ever been a reality show that I have not sided with the person that's being ganged up on, 'cause it's human nature, right? - Yeah. - I'm not with this bitch. - I don't know what she said. - Not even a shred of me was feeling bad for her. - I sided with her a little bit. I sided with her a little bit, you know why? Because to go back with a history of feud is that Fawnee met with Isabella, and then Fawnee was being a little shady about Blyona and then threw up, okay? So Isabella, here's where Isabella went wrong. She went and told Blyona, like I can't believe she would say this, like the question of my judgment, when I don't think Fawnee was coming at Isabella that hard, I think Isabella misinterpreted it. But then Isabella tells her and tells Blyona, like, I mean, I don't know, like maybe this woman's unstable, like I don't know, she was sort of speaking in theoretical things. Blyona turns that into, she said you're on drugs. So now there's a rumor that Isabella says that she's on drugs, but Isabella never really said that. Why can't Isabella just say, listen, I know that I've pissed you off, but basically what happened, you showed up in my place, you were acting kind of crazy, you were in the bathroom barfing, and I didn't know what was up. I thought you were kind of a crazy girl, I don't really know you. I brought it up at lunch and gossiped with it about Blyona, but that's it. I didn't say you were on drugs or anything else, I was just kind of, like having a girl gossip, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. But instead, she's like, no, I said you're on drugs 'cause it's true. - No, I mean, well, they all need to say that. They all need to realize that things have gotten lost in translation, literally. But the thing is that the drugs accusation is actually such a bastardization of what she said, 'cause she just said I think at most was like, maybe she needs to be medicated or maybe so, but Blyona turns it into she was on drugs. So I think that what Isabella is like, when people are saying I said that Fawnee was on drugs and on stable, I think that Isabella is so confused 'cause it's a little bit too far from what she said that she's like, no, that's just a blatant lie. So I'm not gonna apologize for a blatant lie. So she's not even realizing that all she has to do is say, no, no, no, this is getting lost translation, but they're all being immature. They're all totally immature about it. So they can't even see what the feud is about anymore. And they just keep exacerbating it. - Yeah. Well, they're making each other crazy and they're making me a little crazy. - Yeah, I know, because now the show has basically turned into this like, this ongoing thing of like, listen, we're all just going to sit down and we're just gonna speak very calmly. I don't want any more of the yelling that we had last time 'cause we're all adults and we're all, you're all gonna have to support each other. So let's just be very calm, okay? So Isabella, I don't like what you're saying about me. - I don't like you. You said that was such a science, fuck you, you're alive. I never had that. - And then someone goes wrong. - I almost choked on my spit. - I mean, that scene happened about three times in this past episode. Like, okay, okay, last night, like I'm very sorry. Like that's no, like that with no more drinking, would just be very calm, would just speak. And I just felt like when you were speaking, you know, there's been lots of a cross talk and what I just want to say is I hate you when you're saying these awful things, no, I'm not. - I hope you die. I hope you die a horrible death. Yeah, he got a little bit too angry there. And then-- - I mean, nasty. When he said, you'll always be number two. You'll always be number two behind your husband. You have no talent and no number be as famous as years. - Yeah, that was pretty, that was pretty uncool. And then the next day, the other guy left early. He's like, I don't like the women to be talked about like that. That's not cool. - I know, meanwhile, he was the one who yelled Isabel at his own birthday party. Again, when he was like, I just don't want any drama. Like, this is the thing. Like, you know, I have to say I don't want any, I don't want any drama here. So it's just be on birthday party. - I was only mad at her because I wanted to have to give me a record deal. I didn't, you know, it was nothing personal. But, you know, this guy, he goes off his personal. This is a horrible thing against a woman. I don't like that. I don't like this. - You know, they're all like the world's worst social climbers because Isabel is the only one who actually has any access to some sort of like career advancing potential for them. And they're all yelling at her over and over and over again. - Yeah. Well, I was actually shocked at how good Blyona was. Were you? - You know what? I was like loving Blyona this episode. I mean, I've done a 180 with Blyona. I think at the beginning of the season, she was trying too hard to make a splash. We said this last week. Now she's settling into her thing. I love the way she was bossing people around. It's like she's a woman who is like, she is fighting for her spot. She knows what she needs to do. She won't let anyone slack 'cause this is her career. I was like, I'm like totally respecting Blyona now. I am like, I don't care that she showed up naked to the AMAs 'cause I am like, I'm bowing down to her a little bit now. - Yeah, I like her too. I think she's pretty great. And then when we see clips of next week where she's crying to that music producer, and like if my music's not good enough, I'll just go redo it. - I was like, yeah. - And he's like, well, where did you get money to do all this? She's like, it's my entire life savings. I was like, drip. - I know, me too. I was like, oh. I'm like, oh, Albania is shedding a tear. - Yeah, I thought that was so sweet. - Yeah, I was like impressed. I mean, even though I don't, I still don't think her song, "Funk You Own Famous" is like the best way to endure yourself to American audiences. The second song she sang sounded okay. - Yeah, I mean, I really, I don't know. I don't really care about her music, but I'm not really, well, I guess I'm gay. So I am her target demographic, but she's like gay people like music. So I like to be, I want the gay people to like me because they like music. - Like what? - So a lot of people like music, you crazy bitch. You know, they like. - But no one will celebrate you like the gay people will, that's for sure. - I thought the only thing that was noteworthy was the fact that I guess 'cause there was rain. It looked like the white party had to be moved indoors. So it was like this big gay circuit part of the drugs and nudity and sex. And it was like in a ballroom of a hotel like a Sheraton. (laughing) Seems a little strange. - Awesome. Okay, what else happened on the yoros of Hollywood? That was it, right? We found out that Masimos like, well, we already knew, but he's like a big sex pervert and like spisting and stuff. Like he's like, he's like, I'm going to sneak people in from the sex party or whatever, my accent, my accent. - There's too many, there's too many on the show. - I'm just mad that my Isabella accent faltered me on podcast stage, right? - I still miss Australia. - That's the best one to do. - And then what else happened? That's it, right? Are we done with this show? - Well, the thing is that like Sasha left early and it was just like, they all had a point which is that Sasha spent so much time and has spent so much time talking about how we're all supposed to be a group, you know? Like we're all a group and we're all a family and like we have to stick together, we have to stick together and then like he just pieces out. Like that's annoying. Like that's a very annoying thing to do. - Yeah. - I just wish they would articulate themselves better and it's not a language thing. I just wish rather than like jumping for the gun, they should just explain and listen. And Massimo too, by the way, here's the thing. Massimo is this very sweet guy who seems to understand the whole situation and he's always like, I just don't want the people to get together so that way we can just have a piece, you know? But whenever things get heated, he never stands up and says, everyone calm down, you'd be quiet like, let me, you know, he never does that and I don't know why he doesn't, he should. - Yeah. He's just passive, you know? He just wants to be everybody's friend. - Yeah. - And I mean, what are you gonna get in the middle of these crazy people fighting when you have nothing to say? I mean, I wouldn't get involved either. I would just let him go out and see which one lives. That's how it shows my dog too. (laughing) - It's a shame that the show's doing badly and that there'll be no reunion because I would like a reunion on this for sure. - You know, it is a shame. Bravo moved it to 12.30 in the morning, which is really a bad sign. And this week, I couldn't even torrent that shit until this morning because no one put it up yesterday. I mean, that's terrible. Like, no one's even putting it up on the torrent sites, okay? - That's sad. - Bravo needs to support their-- - Yeah, sorry. - Bravo needs to support their shows more. They need to, you know, like they can't, they need, they have a prime marketing platform and watch what happens. And they need to like get their own stars on there. And that's what they used to do, you know? You're launching a new show is hard. And if you've got a good product, you gotta like try it out. - But that's Andy Cohen, like the ultimate starfucker. He just wants to fuck, you know, the big stars, his own. - Yeah, 'cause he's, yeah, he, you know, in their mind, they wanna have a star that's gonna draw people to watch what happens. They don't wanna use watch what happens, draw people to the other shows. But I think they need to-- - And you can't be like, hi, tonight we're gonna have like Julia Roberts and Fawnee from-- - I knew it, that's exactly what I would watch. I would watch that, but like, but it's everything is just, no, no, no. - Yeah, so many people. - Well, this world is not just, it's not just. Well, you know, don't worry, because the shows that we love that have not received the appreciation that they deserve on watch what happens or bravo or America at large, they will have their moment to shine. Because when we come back from our Christmas break, we are going to have this year's episode of The Crapies, the 2014 Crapies. And I guarantee shows like Game of Crowns and Heroes of Hollywood and many others will get the recognition that they deserve. - Oh yes, our first show of the new year will be the crappy awards. - No, the crappy awards are gonna be on the, they'll actually be right before the new year. - Oh, that's all right, yeah, so our last show-- - It's gonna go up 2014 will be The Crapies. - Yeah, it's gonna go up on New Year's Eve. - Oh my God, guys, we're doing it. We are doing it, you guys. Guys, this is just a magical thing. So, um... - So Ben and I have been talking for almost four hours now. - We started at noon today, people, it's 3.47. We started at noon, we talked about certain things, and then we went into the bonus episode, and then we went into the first podcast episode now with the second one, and Ronnie, and we're not done by the way. - This is fun, this is a lot of talking. - A lot of talking. - And it was really fun, and I'm so grateful for you on Christmas, Ben. You know what, it's, I think we are at the mercy of Ms. Bonnie Ray, who ordered us to give them something to talk about. (laughing) We gave him something, or we've been given something. Bravo gave us something to talk about. - Yeah, bravo gave us something. Well, everybody, that will sum us up. This is our last regular podcast of 2014. We'll be back with the Crapie Awards for New Year's, New Year's Eve. Thanks for everybody so much. We've made this definitely our best year as podcasters, that's for sure, with your support at patreon.com/watchwetcrapins. We really appreciate all your support and allowing us to become kind of a little job for us, you know? And thanks so much, and thanks for being part of our Facebook. You've made us laugh as usual for another hour there. That's facebook.com/watchwetcrapins. Find all of our social media links at watchwetcrapins.com. Read my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, recaps over at Trash Talk TV every Tuesday night, and find Ben in an uber-round town and riding on his vlog beside the blog.com. - And feel better than Matt Woodfield, who just had surgery yesterday. - Oh, would he have surgery on? - Oh, he actually, remember how he always talked about how he broke his arm once and had all this metal in his arm? - Oh, he just finally did that? - He finally got the stuff out. - Oh, I was gonna guess a tummy tuck, because he's been skinny for so long. I figure that he's probably just like, he's probably just like, put some abs up in there. - Yeah. - Not a tummy tuck, but don't you get a tummy tuck after you get all skinny? That's what people do. - No, you gotta tummy tuck after you have a baby, I think. - Oh, sorry, Matt. - Well, feel better, Matt, we love you. - Yeah, feel better, Matt. - I know you're high on Vicodin or whatever. This is according to your friend, who told me this last night at a holiday party. - Mm-hmm, girl. - The Matt Woodfield gossip is-- - Oh, hell, yeah, boo. - Mm-hmm. - Well, you're gonna be able to go through so many security points at the airports now. Congratulations. - Yeah. - You're gonna be-- - Well, apparently he has one screw that's been left in there, so Matt Woodfield's gotta screw loose. - Meh, okay, on that note, I think that terrible joke should be the way we end the regular party after the 24 days. - Yay, that's how we end this. - Love you guys, we will be doing what we've already done our Google Hangouts, nevermind, you missed that. Okay, bye everybody, love ya. - Bye. - Bye, happy holidays. (upbeat music) - If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the internet. The folks behind the sideshow network have launched a new YouTube channel called WaitForIt. 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