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We do we do that once a month, and so we will be doing it, what, we're doing it at 7 p.m. Pacific time? - Like 8 p.m. Pacific time? - 8 p.m. Pacific time? - 8 p.m. - It's a little late for me, because I was going to get a social attack. - Okay, if you're doing it at 6 p.m., we'll figure out a time, and we'll post it on our Facebook page. How about that? - Yeah. - Because I am just gonna have some social plans for like 8.30, so we'll have to figure it out. - We'll have to figure out that on our own time. - Yeah, we will figure it out people, but what you all need to figure out is nothing really. I was just gonna try to make a segue, couldn't do it, trying to get into the bravo stuff. Let's just go right into it, shall we? - Please, Lance. - So let's start with Real House as a Beverly Hills, 'cause it was on last night, and it is fresh in my brain, and I took notes. - Okay, what did you feel? - Well, as I pull up my notes, just 'cause I took notes doesn't mean I actually got them ready. - We got them on Trash Talk TV, where I eviscerate these bitches every week. - Please come read 'em. - By the way, me saying I took notes is hilarious, 'cause I'm looking now, I only wrote three notes. I thought I took so many. Here are my three notes. I'll read the three notes, and then we'll go back and go through the episode. First note. Kim's dress looks like a pholstery. Second note, oh god. - Yes, dress looks like one of Yolanda's Dory Lee things from Germany. - It literally looks like it's an Ashley furniture sham, or your couch. Oh god, Kyle's daughter is leaving for college, another one. That was my second note. And then my third note is, where is the below deck crossover synergy? - Yeah, where was that? I was surprised I didn't have that, especially since the boat was donated. They didn't pay for that shit. On the end credits, thanks to whoever posted that. The worst. It's on our Facebook page. - Yots are us. - I can't find it. Pretty much. Pretty much. It's like rich, desperate people. - Yeah. - But it worked. And I think that that was a yacht they stole from Kim. - Yeah. - Like champagne in the morning. - It's called champagne o'clock. - Oh, champagne o'clock. - Yeah, like sorry, it's still your yacht bitch. - So the episode, it began with basically Kyle going over to Kim's house to look at what Kim would be wearing to her daughter's wedding, and it was like a house full of germs. No dog, I did not see Kingsley around, but everyone was sick. - I heard that Kingsley went away. - Kingsley probably needs to go away. I think Kingsley was sent off to the sausage factory. - Kingsley is like Macaulay Culkin in the, what was it? The good kid, the bad kid, the bad son, the good son, whatever. Kingsley is somewhere dropping bowling balls onto freeways. - Like murdering Elijah Wood somewhere. - Yeah, Kingsley. - I've put him up for adoption and some little tiny four foot nine sweet girl who wants to save the world, adopted it, and is going to kill a baby in the dog park. That's what happens. - Yeah, no, I think Kingsley is currently trying to knock some woman off of a ladder and down many stairs all out of the omen. He's like on a little, Kingsley's on like a little like big wheel. He's on a big wheel going through hallways trying to knock some woman off. - Kingsley. - Yeah. - Thank God those things don't have opposable thumbs. We'd all be in trouble. - Oh, it'd be a real problem. - So then, okay. So Kim shut off the dress that she was going to be wearing to Brooke's wedding and I didn't like it, but I'm also someone who doesn't have any idea about fashion. - Which one? - It was like Brown and had like circle things on it. - Are you talking about Kim? - Kim, yeah. - I'm sorry. I started reading stuff on our Facebook. - Yeah. The doily one, right? - They're like doily and circling and just. - Oh, yeah. It is very mother of the bride. And the house standing behind her was some weird floral pattern thing. I feel like they dress ugly just because Kathy's making them because we saw that Kathy controls them and we see how she dresses. - Yeah. - Those whole families amiss. - Yeah, a disaster. And then, so the whole thing was that Kyle was then going off to Mayorka with the whole family, which is exciting. - I love that Kyle is trying to be so rich now. She's trying to be the richest one. Like everything is about how much money Kyle has. She's like, look at this. It's a yacht and a private plane. - Lab, it's like honey, no. - No. - Yeah. I mean, she is rich. It's not that she's not. It's just, I don't know. Why do I cringe when it's Kyle? I don't cringe when it's Lisa showing us a fucking dog designer. - Yeah. - No. Like driving around in a new car. - Because Lisa is like British and seems inherently classy. And as a result, you sort of just feel like wealthy snobby classy people are sort of allowed, they're allowed to do wealthy things. Whereas Kyle just sort of seems like a woman who came up in the world. And so whenever she does things that are wealthy, it seems like it's tacky, nuborish. - Totally. And also because Kyle is still thinking like a poor person. Yeah. She goes on a trip to Mallorca, but the yacht they spent time on is donated. I mean, come on, bitch. How much are you? Like you can see through that shit. It comes off as poor. Like even, or it comes off as cheap. That's what I'm saying. - And honestly, I felt kind of bad. I was like, gosh, I am, I am just a caddy bitch. Cause I was looking at that yacht. I was like, hmm, that's it. That's, that's the yacht they got. Okay. - Yeah. Oh my God, look at these interiors. I'm like, it looks like a mobile home. It looks like a fucking trailer on the inside. - Yeah. I'm like the trailer couches and the trailer beds. - Yeah. I mean, I think since, I think I've gotten spoiled, not because I've been on so many yachts, but mainly because I've been watching yachts on below deck. So I'm like, oh, what? - It reminds me of being on a cross country trip with me, mom, Papa, my cousin, Matt, when I was like 12. - Yeah. - They drove us from El Paso to Indiana on this fucking movie. It was a fucking motor home in this motor home. And like the beds were like, they look like cabinets. You know, have you ever seen beds in a mobile home? Like you pull down a cabinet door? - It's like a Windsor. - Yeah. - And then they have like the built in couches and stuff that look like that. I mean, it looked just like a big mobile home to me. - Yeah. Well, the thing is this, we've seen yachts. We saw the real housewives of New York went on a yacht for one of their vacations in like season two or three. I think that was Scary Island. They went on a yacht. And it was like a big, beautiful yacht. And then below deck is actually like a really big yacht. Like especially when you look at this yacht that we saw last night, like it makes you appreciate it. - Especially when you look at Yolanda's yacht. LOL is the editor. - Yes. - Because they obviously hate Kyle too. Cause Kyle's like, oh my God, like my kids are so spoiled. Look at this yacht. Look at this trap. Look at this bed. - And then you cut to Yolanda showing up. And then David doesn't want cameras on that trip. Or they're not going to waste them. And they showed that stupid picture of them both like laughing and enjoying like the Turkish ruins. - Yeah. - They're like, wow, it's amazing. - And then they show their yacht, which is like the biggest fucking thing that I've ever seen. - It's basically like the instantaneous. So the thing is that like, all right. So like, okay, I could not rent a yacht. I'm putting that out there. I cannot put a yacht. But even Vicki's yacht that she almost bought was nice. It was nicer than this yacht that they had. You know, remember when Vicki almost bought a yacht? Like, here's the thing. Okay, so back in 2007, I went on a little European adventure. And I was, I got to go to Monte Carlo. I was like super excited. I went and I happened to be there when Monte Carlo was having their big yacht show, which is a really big thing that the famous thing that they're known for. And there were all these yachts everywhere. Everywhere was the yacht. And there was one yacht that was like huge. I mean, it was literally like the size of, you know, like the Statue of Liberty had fallen over and become a boat. So it was huge. And then there were like a lot of like big yachts. But there are also a bunch of like these really small yachts that get called yachts because they still technically are a yacht. But they're not like, I don't know, like, it's like sure a Honda Civic hatchback is a car and so is a Rolls Royce, you know. But they're very different. I don't know. Listen to me speaking snobby about yachts. But I'm sitting here. Look, I can be snobby about yachts because I'm on a scooter. And that's like the laugh of luxury. Yeah, it really is. It's the it's the yacht of two wheelers. Yeah. But yeah, anyway, Kyle's poor. And I think we just were that conversation was more interesting than Kyle's been all season. Kyle has nothing, nothing, that woman has no personality. Kyle's personality is all about making up issues to make herself more interesting. Like her fear of heights or her fear of now jumping or her fear of whatever. It's like Kyle, get afraid of Bikini's bit. Because I can not stand you spilling over anymore. She spills more than a three year old. Oh, snap. You just read Kyle Richards. You just read Kyle Richards. But seriously, why are you doing that? Here's what bugs me, okay? Here's what I have in common with Kyle. We're always complaining that we're fat, right? I mean, I legit do get really fat. Kyle isn't like, I don't think Kyle's fat. She's a mom or whatever. I think she's little. So I think it's funny making fat jokes to Kyle because she's not fat. She's like every woman's or everybody's goal weight, right? Yeah, she looks great, actually. Yeah, I think so too. But if you're worried about it, be more flattering to yourself. Yes. You know that that backpack is an issue. Stop doing that to yourself. We're something with it back. I'm not saying we're a tent. We should just center one of those black and white striped bathing suits from the 1920s. We're shorts and a tank top all in one. So I'm just some Mormon underwear. We just put her in full scuba gear. Just knock her off the side of the boat. Perfect. Yeah. So when they were on the boat, Yolanda came to meet up with them because Yolanda, as we mentioned, had been previously on her own private cruise liner with David Foster. And they were in Turkey. She's like, oh, you know, I'll just stop off in the Mallorca and hang out with the Richards and, you know, Mauricio. So she came on the boat and they had like a bunch of pleasant scenes of them tanning and talking about the kids. Like, oh, youth, there's nothing more beautiful in life than youth to be young, you know. Look at them to not have a cat in the world. And it was like that. Yeah. Yeah. No, because I was like that for the after an hour until. I think Yolanda is one of the, I've thought that since she's come on, I just think she's one of the most boring people of all time. And that's kind of the problem with Beverly Hills right now. There's really, I mean, you're landing this all on Kyle who has zero personality unless she's fighting with somebody, but she's not even filming with anybody. Then you've got Yolanda who has even less personality. I mean, what does she ever do? What has she ever done on the show? I know. I think so. Last year at the very last. But you know, though, like, she is so beautiful. I can't help it. I can't help it. I just, whenever she's on the screen and just look at it, I'm like, she is beautiful. I love her taste. I know it's not like the worst thing to say. Yeah. She's awful, but she's beautiful. What? What do you mean love her taste? She's always wearing like gorillas and Russian horror clothes. No, I think she, oh, I love, I love the way she dresses. Yolanda? Yeah, I do. I'm sorry. It's all right. It's over. Let it go. It works for her. Okay. I like it. I'm not going to watch that back down. I like it. You don't have to back down. I won't. Like Tom Petty says, I won't back down. You have the right to, you have the right to think Yolanda is amazing. And I have the right to think you're a great friend. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying she's beautiful. There's nothing about her character. But boring. And then Kyle boring. So, but the thing, and we're doing anything. So putting on random. The season is still so much better. The season is still so much better than last season because you don't have Joyce and the other one. You know what? You know, I love me to my lean. I hope she does something. But there was maybe Yolanda did. It's not that she did something, but there was something that pertained to her. This episode, which is that finally after like 57 minutes, she gets a phone call and Bella got a DUI. Oh, yeah. We saw that one coming. Yeah. But I love Yolanda's like, I can't believe it. How did this happen? Like, you just left your fucking child alone with like zillions of dollars in Malibu, which is full of other rich fucking kids. What do you think they're going to be doing, you dodo bird? Yeah, exactly. I mean, if you want to do something for your kid, don't give them a million dollars. Give them an uber prepaid card. Yeah. Like, thank you. It's hard or something. Exactly. You know, that's like your kid. Yeah. That's what they're, they don't want to spend. It's like, they'll spend $500 getting shit faced all night, but they won't spend the $5 on the noobs. Come on, guys. I wonder where she was headed. I wonder where Bella was going. I wonder if like, I don't know why. I wonder if she was going to a party or she went to a bar or was going home. Like, why couldn't she just like drink at home and take an uber? I just don't understand that ever. Yeah. Whatever. Whenever I'm driving my uber around and I see, I'm just like, when Malibu turns, starts turning yellow, whatever. I just know it's drunk, drunk rich kids. Those drunk rich kids. They should be on the yacht in Mayorka. It is hilarious and sad to see how many people are drunk driving. I mean, it's so big. I don't know why I say hilarious. It's not hilarious. It's scary. Like, when you're on the road on a Friday or Saturday night in LA, it is not pretty. People are all over the place. I don't even know how they choose which ones to pull over. And they drive badly to begin with. Like, you can go out during the day. And people are like swiveling in lanes mainly because they, I don't know why. They're probably like checking their hair or whatever. I don't know. I'm sounding so like... I just love that Yolanda is like... I don't understand how it could happen. Like, just last week, you were saying children shouldn't have... Exactly. And she doesn't even need to go to college or she doesn't want to because she's pretty. I mean, shut the fuck up, Yolanda. That's how it happened. Exactly. So why don't you look and see all the other, like, wealthy kids of celebrities who are, like, get to UIs and are in jail or have co-problems. That's what happens. By the way, off topic, and we should have talked about this in the bonus episode, but I'll just talk about it now because why not? Jessica Beale is opening up a restaurant in West Hollywood that's supposed to be, like, so house for kids. I mean, like, it's like a restaurant for kids. It's like organic food for kids. But it's like you have to be a child of, like, the elite to get in. We're at, like, a pub. It's a club. It's like a club for rich kids. Wow. Jessica Beale is starting this one. Wow. How fun with that. Well, as if she's, like, a Vanderbilt all of a sudden. And I think she probably should start opening restaurants because it didn't go too well. Which would you say? I just saw one of her recent movies and she probably should start opening restaurants. Was it, like, um, stealth part two? It was something about kids getting kidnapped from this little town. Oh, that's fun. Um, it was a drama. She was okay, but I was, like, uh, I don't know. It was kind of awkward. She sure is pretty. God, I forgot. I forgot. I just googled her. She's beautiful, but I find that her idea is totally insufferable. You know, like. And it's going to be called all fudge. Yeah, that's right. All fudge. And it's like the last thing that kids need is like a sense of entitlement. Like that's really, that's just. I think the mentality is like, well, you know, kids who are like raised with celebrity parents have like probably undergo, like a certain experience. That, um, you know, is like not very relatable to other kids, but I just, I think it's awful. I think it's. You know, what kind of karma that brings you, it brings you an article in Eater LA where it's a huge picture of you and right under it is a video, a giant video of Guy Fieri. Um, stretching out a sausage. Oh. Something like 10 crucial Guy Fieri facts. So there you go, bitch. That's what the world. That's probably why she started because of Guy Fieri. She's like, there's no way I'm letting my kid be exposed to anything that could resemble Guy Fieri food. I'm sort of getting my own restaurant for kids. No one that came out of Guy Fieri's wife is coming near my restaurant. All right. Yeah. Um, well, good for her, I guess. Um, yeah. I wish that was one of those kids. Yeah. So, um, okay. So Bella got a DUI. Yolanda's disappointed. She feels hollow inside. Um, so that's what that happened. Then let's see, Lisa. Well, let's talk about Eileen. Let's talk about Eileen because she's new and she's getting more and more screen time. So, Eileen made hot dogs. It's like playing with her kids and her kids are in the pool. She acts with her husband. I don't, I don't know. I don't get it. Yeah, it was, it was pretty unremarkable, but, you know, amusing. Okay. So that was the Eileen. Brandy. Uh, you know, I really, um, I'm having such visceral reactions towards Brandy now. Like when she comes on screen, screen, I feel hatred. Do you feel that way? This doesn't fit in. She needs to be on a show on like E. She's like a big spoiled brat. Yeah. She's just not rich enough, classy enough, charming enough. She just seems out of place on this show. I just don't like it. How about this? Face is just getting worse every time she's injecting it and lifting it and cracking it. I don't know what the hell she's doing. Her boobs always have to be out. It's like she's very trashy with her tits all over the place, which are still triangular because of terrible implants. I just don't know what she's going for. And it's hard for me to root for somebody like that. Well, you know what? You know what? She only had two scenes this week, I think. First scene, she talks about how, you know, she's, she has her own podcast and how she's going to tone it down so that way she can earn, get bigger sponsors. We don't know anything about that. Uh, we get bigger sponsors and, um... We never did that. We no longer have sponsors. We don't even have a freaking big porn. No. We don't even have Adam for Adam or whatever. Yeah. I don't even do those fucking dildo commercials anymore. Yeah. We don't even get them anymore. But anyway, so she's going to tone it down for the money and she, she can't tell us at one part of the show. Yeah. I want to earn, I need to earn money so that way I can finally get a house and send my kids to college and show them, like, you know, I don't have to rely on a man. You know, she says that. And then, you know, 30 minutes later in the show, oh, guess what? I got a six-figure check, so I spent, I spent it and bought myself a six-figure car. It's like, no, don't, that's, don't, don't try to, like, curry my sympathy or, or what does it make me feel, like, proud of you or impressed that you're trying to save up for a house and then you spend it on a freaking Range Rover. Well, her wording was, I got a six-figure check, so I got a six-figure car, right? She did not buy that car. First of all, never said where the decimal place was either. No one buys those cars. You lease. I mean, why the hell would you buy it when you're just going to get another one in two years, right? Yeah. So, you know, she's leasing it, first of all, and I think she clarified that. Somebody said that she clarified it on, watch what happens, that she's just renting it. It's not like a thing. But still, like, how irresponsible can you be, dude, buy yourself a car that you can afford that you don't have payments on anymore and pay that insurance for a year. Like, still think like a poor person. You are not rich. Yeah. Or how about just getting more money that you've ever made in your life and I would love to be making that money myself. Don't get me wrong. But, bitch, you ain't rich. How about don't buy a new car? How about take that six-figure check and maybe put, like, some of that to your kid's education? That's all it's fault. That's all going to be Eddie's fault for the rest of his life. And, frankly, if people don't see why he was fucking some other crazy lady instead of her, I will never get it. She's nuts. Could you imagine being married to that? Yeah. That's his fault. He should have, you know, he has a bad, he has a bad trucker. You know, he, he had Brandi, he had Shira, and now he has Leon Rhimes. He just, he does not have good judgment. That's what we've learned. He likes Craig Grace. But he do. A lot of guys like crazy women. And Leon Rhimes, her ex-husband who's, like, hot, possibly gay, but hot. He's, like, a sassier at Jean-Jourges in New York City, I believe. So she also really screwed the pooch. She had a hot man who can cook. He can cook. She left him for Eddie Super. Who cares if he was gay? You stay, you stay with that beard for that food. Well, she doesn't eat. Don't she care? Do you think Leon Rhimes is sitting around eating sauce? I would stay in a sham relationship if I got, like, if I had a few serving meat. Excellent food. Yeah, she doesn't care about that. Yeah, she doesn't care about that. Yeah. Let's see what else. Kyle Richards talked about working, how she was always working at 14. Unlike her children, I was like, yeah, right. You're probably working as a personal assistant for Kim, making her bacon. Yeah. But I looked it up and she actually was on some sitcom called Down to Earths at that time. Yeah. That was about the ghost, right? That was the show with the ghost, right? Yeah, it was a flapper who died. Yeah. I remember that show. Here's my random memory. When I was in first grade, my parents took us to Disney World and we got to the hotel. And I was, like, so excited and I turned on the TV. And there was this crazy show about this, like, ghost made. And I, like, loved it. I was, like, oh, my God, this show is amazing. This is great. And I only saw that one episode. But I was, like, wow, they have, like, the coolest shows in Florida. And then I never saw it again because it didn't last long. And so, in my mind, I, like, I associated it with arriving in Florida that first day. And there was this cool, like, I was in Florida a different state, going to Disney World. Everything was exciting. And there was a show about a ghost made on TV. Like, this is the most amazing thing ever. See, if Adnan Syed, if he remembered, like, if his girl, it just goes to show. You remember things on important days. You remember things. Like, ghost made shows. Yeah. Exactly. Well, I think that was playing all over America. And it was actually, for three years, but your parents apparently protected your little hides. I guess it was on for three seasons? Wow. Yeah, in 1984 to 1987. Oh, you know why? Because, um, when I was a kid, we didn't have cable and we had, like, antenna, we had an antenna. And, like, ABC did not come in. So, I think it was, that's why I got to watch ABC. I got to see some ABC. Um, I'm kind of bored with Beverly Hills right now. Are you? I mean, that whole Lisa hung out. And I liked them both, but I was kind of bored. I don't know. Nothing's happening. I'll put it this way. Nothing is happening, but I'm not bored. I'm enjoying these ladies. I'm enjoying their little adventures, but I'm not bored. Okay. Well, we'll have to see where this goes because I'm bored. Okay. So, let's move on to, let's move on to, um, Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, Vanderpump Rules. So, um, the show is hilarious. Talk about a show where things do happen. This is, this show, it's just, it's perfect. So, I was actually just at a meeting before this. And, um, I was describing the flow of the show. And this is how, this is really how, if you've never watched Vanderpump Rules for some strange reason, if you have taste, I guess, you should start watching this. So, every episode is like this one where, um, someone, in order to deflect attention off themselves, they say, "Well, don't yell at me about it. Tom's the one cheating with so-and-so." And it's like, "What?" And then it becomes, "Hey, I heard that Tom's cheating on someone." And then the other person's like, "Oh my God." And they speak to someone like Kristen said that Tom's cheating. And the other person says, "Why was Kristen talking about Tom?" And then it says, "Well, I don't know why she talked to Kristen about it." It's like, "Hey, Kristen, why are you talking about Tom?" Well, Jack said this, "Okay, fine. Then why don't we talk about Jack's?" Jack said, "I never said that. Okay, but let's all get in room together. Jack, do you ever see that? No." But you said this, "Okay, yes, I did say it." That's every episode. Yeah, they just lie over and over. And Kristen keeps spreading stuff so that people will talk to her because it's the only way anyone will talk to Kristen anymore. It's like, she'll spread something and then they'll say, "Well, Kristen said it." So they have to go to Kristen and say, "Did you say it?" And she'll be like, "Well, yeah, and here's why." And then they have to sit there and talk about it with Kristen. And then Kristen gets all, you know, thinks she has friends again, but she does. Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously. You're voting a motorboating a guy's dick. That's my favorite thing motorboating a guy's dick. Which is really, again, it's just not possible. It just doesn't, like, unless the dick was out and erect, it's just not possible to really do it in the club effectively. Um, so let's see here. The first thing was Kristen and Stacey went to lunch because, you know, Kristen just wants to work stuff out because this is stupid. We're like in the same town. We should be able to, like, seriously be able to, like, seriously talk. Like, this is dumb. Like, what the hell? And then, who was she with? It was like, "No, don't do it." She's like, "I'm just gonna text her and see what she says." And so she goes out with Stacey and Stacey's like, "Um... "Circely? "Circely? "Would you like some? "I got you some something on blogs. "Circely?" Stacey has, of course, no interest in anybody unless they can give her something and was totally being a C-word until Kristen started dropping bombs about other people when Stacey became serious and started taking her seriously. And probably invited her to lunch again next week. Yeah. When Kristen was like, "Circely? "Tom? "Tom? "Circely?" Made out with one of my friends. "Circely?" Well, I love how she phrased it because she's like, "Are you talking about the rumors about Katie or the rumors about Tom?" "Circely? "Like, which rumors are you talking about?" Because I can talk about infidelity with both of them, seriously. I've got double, double the juice on these people. So... I've got two horses in this race, seriously. "Circely?" A motor bow to the guy's dick, but Tom fucked a girl in Vegas. Why is the study on this show allowed to go to Vegas? I know every season the big controversy is always centered around making out someone in Vegas. So Kristen said that there were two instances. One is because Jack's girlfriend, Tiffany, who is from Vegas, Tom made out with one of her friends. And the other one is that Tom... "He had sex with her." "He had sex with her." "He had sex with her." "He had sex with her." And then the other one is that Tom cheated on Katie with one of Kristen's friends, right? Or one of Sheena's friends. "Oh, jeez." He ended up copying to the making out. "Well, here's what I love about this." "I was going to do the build-up to the whole Tom." "Oh, yeah, yeah." Which is that I believe what happened first was that... Was it Kristen who approached Jack's about it? Or who approached... Someone approached Jack's about it when he was at the bar. I think it was Kristen. And then Jack's was like... And Kristen was like... Seriously? Did Tiffany say that Tom had sex with her friend? And Jack's like... Uh... Uh... Uh... He tried to lie. "I don't care. I'll say whatever. I'm not afraid." "Yes, you are. You're afraid." He's like, "No, I'm not. I'll say whatever. I mean, whatever I said. Like, I'll like totally said. I don't care. I'm not afraid." She's like, "Oh, yeah? Well, then, what about when you said that Tom fucked that girl in Vegas?" And Jack's is just like... Plink, plink. Yeah, he's like... Uh... I don't know. I don't know about that. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know that she said that. Plink, plink, plink. This week on Sirius... This week on Sirius... This week on Sirius... This week on Sirius... This week on Sirius... You've received one call from... Calling collect from Sir... That's surreal. Sirely. Sirely. But then Jack says, "You know what I would love? I wish that Tom would bring a girl in and just have sex with her right in front of Katie, so that way she would finally leave this charade of romance. Be over." So then, Kristin goes out to the back and tells Katie like, "Sirely, seriously? Jack's just totally said that he wishes that Tom would have sex with someone right in front of you so that he'd break up." So then Jack's comes out and then Jack's... And then Kristin's like, "Did you not just say that you wish that Tom would have sex with a girl in front of Katie so he'd break up?" And Jack's like, "No, no, I didn't say that." Two minutes after he just said it on camera. But then, like, more people arrive. I don't know how. Like, there's just more people than probably Jack's like, "Fine, yes, I said it." My favorite is that homie girl who's like trying to be the new bitch. Now that Stassi's gone, but they only give, like, supporting screen time. They won't pop her around. We now know how it has really bad skin and too much makeup. Thanks, editors. But I like her because I like that she's always trying to be Stassi, but just can't do it. Like, she's just auditioning so hard and they just won't give it to her. Yeah. Like, who's just telling off this? It was one of the guys. Was it Tom? She's always telling off someone in this, like, ultra-bratty way. I remember. Yeah, like, well, what did you think was gonna happen in the bad, like, or you? Are you in my business, bitch? Aren't you a hostess? Get to the fucking front and catch the table. Talk to you. She is such a brat. She tries so hard. She tries so hard to be one of the mean girls. She's trying to make that happen and it's not happening. One thing I loved about the scene you were just talking about outside in the smokers area is Katie. I like that Katie has been taking acting classes because A, she's trying to cry a lot so you can tell she's working on that. And also she's doing this diction thing lately where she's pronouncing things. She's enunciating things really well. Yeah. Like she said, these people are out to get me. But, oh my God, okay, you're hired. Yeah. Well, by the way, also, I think that Shina came outside during that point and I just want everyone to notice that she was holding a big glass of wine after this whole thing about no drinking the job. She's like, "I got my glass of wine." What's happening out here? I can't believe this is happening within a month of my birthday. Like, why does this always happen to me? Guys, my foot had glass in that. Why are we talking about that? You guys, like me and Shay are like the only ones you don't cheat because me and Shay are great. Why are we talking about the fair? It was hard for you to come out here because my foot's so handsome to you. But I got harp. I can't believe Jack's would lie to Katie. Like, how do you think that makes me feel? I like when they were like, "Well, did you say this?" And she's like, "No, I couldn't say that." I'm like, "Well, yeah." What was the thing that she did say? They're like, "Yeah, but you did say you saw Katie motorboat and get dick in a thing." She's like, "I don't say that. Yeah, I saw that." And then someone's like, "Well, do you have a wedding to plan?" She's like, "Yeah, thanks. It's going great." Oh, God, I love it. So Tom finally comes over and they have one-on-one. And Katie's like, "Did you have sex with a girl and big?" She's like, "Absolutely not." She's like, "Did you make out with one of Shino's friends?" She's like, "Yes, I did do that." She's like, "I can't believe you did it. Did you do it in public? I heard you did it in front of you." She's like, "No." She won't even kiss me in public. He's like, "But I'm getting better." Oh, that's so sad. They never have sex. He won't have PDA with her. Oh, Katie. I know. Get away from him. Those calories are expensive. Those feelings are high in calories. You know, though, Katie does have a point, which is that Jack's is an asshole. Like, Jack's is actively trying to break them up. And Tom Schwartz won't say anything. Like, he should have an allegiance to Katie. And instead, he's like, "Oh, yeah, that's Jack's. Like, he's a real asshole. But, you know, I can't say mad at him. You know what they call a guy who says, "Man, another guy. A girl." But it's like, "No, dude. Dude. Bro." Like, this guy. Like, Jack's is like, "Cross the line." It's not like-- Sexual, but, like, that guy is fucking hot. Yeah. We're totally straight, but I want that guy's penis and my butt-jina. By the way, I like whoever wrote on Facebook about how Jack's is always like, "You know, I'm a guy's guy. I'm a guy's guy." And yet, all he does is, like, gossip about his guy friends and break up their relationships. Yeah. True. Yeah, Jack's is a jerk, but you know what? So, like, the opposite is Stassi. They both got people on their sides of the team who are always trying to start shit. And I granted, Stassi didn't really start anything. And this particular thing was Tom. Except for repeating everything she hears. And then she's like, "You can't take this anymore. What are you doing? You guys are so immature." And then the girl sit around and try and make Katie feel terrible. Like, you even went home. I wouldn't go home. I would have fucking cut his dick off and fed it to a donkey and then waited for the donkey to poop and smashed on his dick when it was inside poop. And then I would have, like, burned the shoes that the poop was on, possibly particles of his penis. Rows. Why are you still with him? You loser. They're just awful people. They're awful people. Wait, what did Jack talk about in therapy again? I feel like he went to there and he started talking about how his anger issues are better or something like that. What was it? I'm trying to remember. By the way, I watched many of them on an airplane. So, it's all foggy. I'm so hard during that scene. Because, first of all, the therapist is obviously not even real. This is probably the fifth time they've shot with her and it's probably the fifth time he's seen her. And she just looks at him like he's the biggest moron on the planet, which I love. She doesn't even hide her disdain at all for this guy. But all I wrote down from this was that he was talking about how he's really sensitive and he's crying a lot. They ain't getting in touch with this film. Yes, that sort of was. I knew it was something funny. Because of cocaine and atterol and alcohol all mixing together. That's why you're an emotional basket case, you idiot. That's what, you know, atterol has done more for reality TV than, like, horrors. I liked when he said, "Yeah, I've just been having a lot of really good cries lately." God, did you not? Whenever he visits that therapist, because she's always sort of slouched down in her chair, I always imagine that off-camera, she's like taking her foot out of her shoe and she has it like rubbed up against this crotch. I just always imagine that's what's happening. I always imagine that they're having this therapy, but below she's massaging his crotch with her toes in her stockings. I don't think so. I think she's totally grossed out by him. Grossed out and yet can't help but be attracted to him. Ew, no. She's just trying to get some time on Bravo for her business. I also, by the way, one thing the editors on this show are brilliant. And one way you can tell is, like, at one point, you know, you know how, like, on a show, like, if someone mentions someone by name, they usually do a cutaway to that person sort of, like, as a reference. So at one point, someone mentioned Jack's and they cut to him at the bar, being like, "Yeah, man, I happen getting bigger." It was like this hilariously douchey moment. Like, "Yeah, I've been working out a lot." What else happened in this one? I like that Katie went from, like, trying to be a huge victim. Now, here's the tricky part when you're a girl like Katie. You can either be the victim or you can be the strong woman, but you can't really be both. Like, if you're crying and telling all your girlfriends about your boyfriend being mean, and your boyfriend's ignoring you, I know my boyfriend is my boyfriend that, and it turns out my boyfriend cheated on me. You can't just turn around when your girlfriend's like, "Then jump in, get rid of him. Oh, my God, he's disgusting." You can't just turn around and then be like, "But, you know, like, I mean, why would I?" Because maybe we're going to get married. No, either be one or the other, but don't be wasting my time. And, look, yes, I am speaking to my girlfriends. Don't be wasting five hours of my time making me hate your boyfriend and then be calling me the next day and being like, "Oh, we made up. I don't want to get married." No, I don't want to be going to dinner with you and your fucking boyfriend. I mean, cheated on you piece of shit. Well, that was the issue last season, I believe. Um, before, like, I think the first half of the season, they were getting mad at Katie because she was bringing all this, like, Tom drama with her, and they felt like they had talked about it, like, ad nauseam, and she wasn't doing anything about it, so they didn't want to hear anything anymore. I mean, they had the same issue with Kristen, too, but I believe that was one of the issues, which is why there was such a big, um, drama surrounding Katie at Stossey's birthday in Mexico because Katie and Tom got into a fight, and it cast a pall on the entire dinner, and Stossey was like, "If you can't be an adult, you should leave this table right now." This is my birthday. It's like Columbus Day, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and Martin Luther King Day all rolled into one. Gluten free burrito, bettas. It's my birthday. Um, I love that Katie, when sticking up for her boyfriend is like, "I know Tom better than anybody else in the world." And Tom does not have the cheater bone in his body. I'm like, every man has a cheater bone. It's called a "boner bitch." Okay, that is the bone that cheats, and we've all got it. So stop flattering yourself. Yeah, exactly. I would also like to point out why you were, like, orange-haired. By the way, off topic, I would like to point out that I just shifted in my chair, and it made a fart noise, but it was not actually me farting. So if you heard that, if you heard that, believe me, you would know when I fart. You would smell it through the podcast. Ew. Ew. I can't believe you would say that on my birthday. So what about that drag queen that brings Lisa paintings for no reason? Yeah, that was random. It's random-ass drag, like some cheap-ass pop art. Just so Lisa will say, "I love you," and give him a little kiss. But he makes all these, like, full-on paintings of Lisa. Fuck, I'll do it if it means I'll get a free meal. Office, and says, "Thank you, darling. Go have dinner on me, darling." And then I guess he got to be on TV, so that was cool. But then Lisa really is a bitch sometimes, and I love it. When they cut to her, instead of being like, "Oh, this artist is so talented. His name is Cherry Pie Jones." And you can find their work online, and I just love it. I'm putting one in my home. No, she's like, "Well, it's no Picasso, darling, but it's good enough for the office." She... I know, she's like, "It's good enough for the closet. I'm gonna give it to Rosio." I told Rosio she could have it, but not in my home. You know, it's in Rosio's bathroom, because, you know, she's not gonna mess up her living room anymore. Give it to you, girl, whatever her name is. Rosio, too. Rosio actually has a display of the different Kleenex boxes, you know, 'cause that's art, you know, all the different kinds of flowers that they can put on those buttons. Yes, yes. This drag queen art belongs in her bathroom. Maybe Lisa should get some art from... For me! For me! Um, I have, like, a tiny fly in my glass of water, and I still want to drink it. Is that weird? Well, it's not weird. It's not a fly, is that weird? Is it, like, one of those really, really small flies? No, it was like a fly. I looked at my... A fly, so I don't know if my poop killed a fly. Like, as it came out, or if there was a fly in me that was dead? I don't know, but I have flies inside of me. And you talked about farts. So, for those of you who haven't turned off the podcast yet, Oh, I would like to say, I loved that they had a gay mayor party. Wait, I just want to say something off topic. While you're talking about flies, I have an open up Instagram, and Chad Ojosinko has a photo of himself with the shirt that says, "Fly supply." Oh, my God, maybe I... You have a fly supply. Maybe I had sex with Chad Ojosinko and didn't know, and then I pooped out a fly. 'Cause he's got a supply of fly. He's got a supply of flies. Anyway, the 50-game mayor. I still say fly. That's fly. Yeah, people say fly. Oh, that's still a thing? I don't know. Chad Ojosinko says it, at least on his... That's a good feel, it says. She's like, "Those french fries are fly." But your kid can only eat them if they're rich. Yeah, that's not a fly. We're a fly. Fly, girl. She's a fly girl. I'm gonna write pooped out a fly. See what happens. Pooped out a fly. Pooped when they land on you. Pooping pigs can't fly on US airways. Flies. They poop, they die. You know what? I love the internet. I could be here all day reading these. Okay, let's move on. What do you want to talk about? The 50-game mayor party? Pump? You're just gonna say something. Oh, I didn't really have much to say about it. I just love that they had the party. And... I have a question. I thought there was... It was a ban, and Tom's like, "Yeah, it's called the game mayors." Uh-huh. I have a question. Since you have... You've been a waiter and everything. They spend a lot of time complaining that like... Passing trays is like the lowest of the low. Like, you just... You don't even get to... You just don't even... You just hold a tray out. You don't even have to use your brain, which of course made me laugh. But... Is it really the lowest of the low? Like, I didn't know there was a hierarchy. Yeah, I mean... Hater watering is not the same as being a waiter. It's shittier. Because any idiot... Go to be a tater water. They just hand you a tray and you walk around and kiss people's ass. But, you know, you're a waiter. It takes some kind of skill. And the bartenders are better than waiters, because they make a shitload more money. And they kind of work on their own. So they're like, free-eight. I mean, what they're saying is true. And also, they don't get paid a catering wage. If I do catering, I get $30 an hour. If they do catering, they get their fucking $8 an hour. You know, like... I guess... I guess... I guess the reason why I, like, took... Like, was sort of like caught off guard with this is that... I was surprised that, like, it was this that was demeaning to them. Like, of all the things that have happened on the show, it's being a table... It's being a tray passer that's actually demeaning. This is where they draw the line, where this is what's embarrassing to them. Yeah, I mean, service is service. But, you know, they're still hierarchy. Like, you may be, like, on the bottom floor of the Marriott, but they're still going to be room service waiters. And they're still going to be fine dining waiters who are over the room service waiters, because they make more money and it takes more skill. Well, I know that fine dining, for sure, is, like, the top. And, like, that's, like, a big deal to get into, like, a service. It's sad. It's, like, monkeys in a cage. There's always one on top of the pyramid. But, at the end of the day, he still smells like the shit that somebody else just... I'm like, you guys have done so many more embarrassing things. You know, Tom is sitting here talking... He doesn't have a driver's license anymore because he keeps getting tickets. He keeps forgetting to pay them. He shaves his forehead. He, uh, he does, like, half a million things that are just, like, you know, so embarrassing. But, like, oh, but don't, don't make him do trade passing. Like, that's, that's truly the one that's offensive. Yeah, we all have limits. It's like when you give a sandwich to a homeless guy and they're like, "I don't need mayonnaise." Like, really? You're going to be picky about this fucking sandwich. I just bought you a sandwich. Yeah. Like, would you like me to medicine or farm your ads and bring you a list? And then you can pick what you want me to order on your sandwich, fucker? Yeah. I know. Um, now, why don't we move on to Atlanta? Because... Oh, my God. Atlanta was actually pretty crazy this week and it's kind of shocking that we... Atlanta remains amazing. Whoo! A lot of stuff happening. There was a big ol' fight, a big ol'... Big ol'... All the ladies got together. And that was the end of the episode. Yeah, so for the beginning parts, it was mostly everybody's still just on their own. Um... Claudia has the department. All badass, which was funny and like so ridiculous 'cause she's so not. Um, the best part, of course, was the old lady lunch with Candy. Oh, yeah. Where we find out what we found out right before this. But we find out early in the episode that Mama Joyce has a boyfriend. And that last year, during all this time, when she's bitching at Candy about how her husband's... About how Claudia's using her for money and making a mess out of everything. And this and that, Mama Joyce brings her boyfriend into the home that Candy gave her, which was Candy's old home. And he... With big wireless providers, what you see is never what you get. Somewhere between the store and your first month's bill, the price you thought you were paying magically skyrockets. With Mint Mobile, you'll never have to worry about gotchas ever again. When Mint Mobile says $15 a month when you purchase a three-month plan, they mean it. Oh my goodness, I cannot tell you how many times, with other mobile providers. 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But what if you could be saving money by switching to Progressive? Drivers who saved by switching saved nearly $750 on average, and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now. Quote today at Progressive.com. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates. National average 12-month savings of $744 by new customer survey who saved with Progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary. Discounts not available in all states and situations. And they decide to remodel it, so he starts just ripping it apart and then leaves. So now, Dallas is just rubble, basically, on the inside. And now the resale value is terrible. I mean, I would be furious. It's like you give someone a toy, and then they break the toy, don't tell you. And they say, "I don't like this toy, you can have it back, and you can sell it to someone." You can't. It was actually maddening to me. I felt so bad for Candy. And honestly, Todd, oh man, he was so right. He's like, "How could you, when is enough enough?" And she's like, "See, it's like my momma." "See, no, I can't say no to her. See?" But the thing is that he's right, you don't have to cut her out of your life, but don't give her more shit. If she, you gave her a house, she didn't like it, she messed it up, and now you're going to buy her a new one, don't buy her a new one. She had her house. That's what she gets. And the only money she would ever pay you back with is money that you've already given her. Yeah, exactly. If she wants a new house, sell the one that was given to her and use that money to get a new one. But don't bankroll that. All right, stay poisoned. Yeah, poisoned. See, no. See, no. Rylie. Rylie would treat a house, right? See, no, let's just what Rylie is. See? Rylie. Me? She did it a few times this episode. Her voice was going, "At one point, where was it? Was that the house?" She was like, "Oh, that's my tub. Rylie, Rylie, see, see, we was going to have a tub here." And Rylie was like, "See, that's my tub." Rylie, Rylie, see, now, Rylie. It was going to have a tub here, there. But Todd bugs me because, you know, I know that he's right. But Todd is always complaining about everybody else and always trying to cause shit. Look, you married someone, you knew her mom was a pain in the ass. Just shut up. You know, it's almost like, I feel like once you marry somebody, when you know their faults, you're not allowed to complain about those faults as much anymore, or he can complain about it, but to be like trying to convince her of something, like, you know, what are you going to do about it? Nothing. She's not going to do anything. What do you think she's going to do? You know she's not going to do anything, nor should she. And nor should you expect her to because you knew what you were getting into. Like, he's pulling a girl thing where you marry somebody and then you're like, "Well, that was the starter version, and now I want to turn them into this." Like, no, you married what you married, and that's what you're stuck with now. Sorry. At this point, he should just say, like, okay, you're on your own. Your mom made a mess at the house. You're going to have to deal with that. I'm not going to deal with that. You have to, if you want to keep on forgiving her or letting her do these things, it's on you. I'm staying out of it. Don't, you know, just back away, back away politely. Agreed. You know, he's producing his own shows now. He's a producer on that Hollywood Divas show. So he's making his own bank now. So put that money away in your little, in your account, and keep your money separate and just make sure that you're not paying for anything mama joys. But if Candy wants to let her, and I like Candy, the Candy's like, "Well, of course I'm mad. Of course I'm frustrated. The problem is I'm never going to do anything because she's my mom, and that's it. I'm just going to be mad, and I'm going to probably be mad forever." And that's just how it is. And I know that that may sound weak, but it's also like, you know, she's, she's just resigned to being true to her mom, no matter what happens. She's going to be loyal, no matter what happens. Now, I just agree with it. I would have that bitch committed probably to a mental hospital or an old folks home and forget about her and throw the way to key. But it's not me. So have fun with that. And first, oh, my mom doesn't listen to this podcast. Neither does mom. Thank God. Oh, okay. So anyway, Candy goes to lunch with her aunts, and that's when this shit gets good. She's like, "What do y'all see? Yo, I'm in you now. What are you going to order?" See? Nah. I like black out bees. Hold on one second. Are you there? I'm here. I'm so sorry. Are you still recording? I stopped it, but now I'm recording again. Okay, so sorry. This old man who lives next door needed a piece of tape. [Laughter] It's a piece of tape. I'm going to get a gate around my bungalow so no one can enter unless I buzz them in. I guess what? I don't have tape. So there. Well, guess what? I have tape, but it's his loss because he didn't come to my apartment. Oh, he might. He's gonna keep trying. Don't want no tape. Don't need no tape. Won't be no tape. What did she say? I'm not about tape. Don't stop no tape. Won't be no tape. See? Nah, tape. Rawls, you got some tape. Oh, anyway, I love that her hands were light. She's like, "What are y'all going to order?" She's like, "Ride chicken, fried okra. Oh, some braids is fried, and some fried mac and cheese balls." I love those old ladies. I love those old ladies. I know. And I hope that one day Bravo will just let those old ladies read transcripts of the show. One of these days Bravo is going to realize that they need to do a show about old ladies. Don't give us shows about divorcees, trying to be sexy again, or moms trying to have it all. No, we want to see funny old ladies. Yeah, just straight up. Actually, that would be for me. I mean, people would die a lot, but you get used to it. Yeah, you know, shows always kill off characters, so, you know, just be very deriguer. They'd be like, "Where's Jocelyn?" Like, "She hasn't woken up here." And that's it. Like, for three weeks, we'll hear that until they find Jocelyn with flies all over her in the break room. Uh, Jocelyn, and then they'll be like, "Who killed Jocelyn?" [Jawcelyn singing] Seriously? Seriously, Jocelyn? Did you or did you not tell Jocelyn that she could fly? [Laughs] Jocelyn, like, why didn't anyone try to call Jocelyn? Like, when she's missing? Like, seriously? Seriously. The cell phone tower, Peeing Jocelyn, at a Best Buy, at 1 p.m. Is that true, or is it fall? Was that Pacific time, or is that Eastern time? Could you even know the difference? [Sighs] Well, y'all need to get humpin' and humpin' and makin' a baby, candy. See? Nah, hot nah. I don't know, I didn't call Ham and Lee. I don't know. I don't know. It was like my candy version. I said Adon is guilty, because I told him, "Why haven't you had a baby?" And he said he ain't a humpin' and a thumpin' and a blowin' nobody's house down. And that means no grand nephew from me! [Sings] Seriously? Seriously. [Laughs] Uh, love those old ladies. I know. I want to meet Mama Joyce's boyfriend that needs to happen. Yeah. And then, okay, so there's Mama Joyce stuff. Um, Fay, let's see. I mean, Kenya and what's her face? Claudia, they hung out in Claudia's new unfinished apartment. I like Claudia. I like her a lot. Yeah, I like her so far. She seems cool. And I thought actually, I thought her story about growing up, uh, like, her biracial upbringing and her mother who came over from Italy and her dad who banned him. I thought that was actually like a very interesting story. And, um, I liked it. I felt like it was like a nice real moment in this show of craziness. Yeah, and everybody's right. Like, white people and black people are racist against her, and then even her mom hates her and won't say, "I love you." I mean, what the hell? That leads to a very fucked up personality, which leads to an extremely successful reality career. Yeah, that's exactly what you need. No love. No love in demons. Thank you. Thank your hateful mother because she just got you a job on Bravo. Yeah, exactly. Claudia at Jordan. Yeah. Um, Claudia's pretty cool. It's funny watching Kenya try so hard to be friends because I just don't see how long that come last because it's Kenya. Yeah, it's going to, that will fall apart. Yeah, Kenya has zero friends and I feel at some point Claudia's going to, once Claudia's friends with the other ladies, it's going to be trouble. Yeah. Because Kenya's going to try and keep her for herself and she's not going to be able to because in order to shoot on the show, she's going to have to meet the other women, right? Right. Right. Which is weird. Like, why wasn't she at that dinner? I don't think they'd made her a full-time cast member at this point. Yeah, probably not. I don't know what's going on. Like if they were just because she's had a lot of stuff filmed. Yeah. They've used a lot about so far, but maybe that's from the future that they're putting in the past. Like they do on these shows. I don't know. Yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. No, I'm loving watching the demise of Portia. And I know that's horrible to say because I actually kind of like Portia. I think she's funny and I certainly like. But it is very funny watching the demise of Portia because it just looks like a totally terrible train wreck coming here slowly down the tracks. Well, she's a brat now and it's really annoying. She's showing up to this group dinner wearing like Alexander McQueen, right? Yeah, and like $5,000 purse and all this shit that everybody knows that she's basically pouring herself out to this rich ugly guy. Meanwhile, that girl from Ladies of London probably I'm shocked she didn't like show up in the restaurant like well, Alexander said I was a muse. So, you know, when you wear that dress, you're really wearing me and my soul. Well, maybe that's why they broke up. Yeah. Oh, oh, I remember well looking for another sugar daddy, but you're talking about the muse. No, I'm making just a totally separate Alexander died. I thought I'd never get up again. Because every time I see Alexander McQueen, I'm like Alexander. And I remember one time I hadn't eaten for a few days and I found a jelly bean in the couch and I ate it. Alexander said that would make a beautiful color for a micromini. Alexander will come back to me. Every time I use a paper clip, I think of Alexander because it was his favorite thing to use the bind papers together. And when I used it, he once said you are my paperclip muse, Alexander. One time I brought Alexander coffee. He said I'll need cream in that. So now, whenever anybody brings me anything, I say that needs cream. Alexander! One time I saw a fly floating around in my water and I thought for a moment that perhaps I had pooped it out. And Alexander said no. It just died there very poetically. And I realized then that I was Alexander's muse. Oh, ladies of London. So don't miss you. Really don't miss you. I enjoy that. I miss some parts, but man, that show got boring. It started off with so much promise, but like Alexander's career. It's like a plane is about to land on my roof. Do you hear that? Maybe it's Alexander back from the dead. That old man. It's Scott. It's Scott. It's like hey, plane. You got me. Hey, up there. So he's saying that because I'm screaming with my door open. He's probably standing outside waiting for me to find tape. I probably shouldn't have said maybe. Let me check. Hold on. Excuse me. Okay. So back to Real Housewives of Atlanta and the fight. fight. The fight that everybody had with Gina. When Nimi was like, we are never gonna be friends again. You betrayed me. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Alright, and don't talk to me then darling. What do I care? So, well, but the thing is this though, the fight started, it first started, so all the ladies gathered, because candy thought would be a good idea to clear the air, which of course is hilarious. I love how they keep on referring to the reunion as like the last time that we all got together in this sort of like cryptic way. But first, Kenya, we're all paid to be in the same room together. Yeah, so first Kenya and Phaedra tried to, to, to clear the air, which was kind of a failure also, as these things always are, because Kenya, Kenya was like, your man was lying on me, which by the way, my least favorite expression is lying on, it's like, it's lying about, about, I know, and it's such an unfortunate expression in this specific conversation too, it's like, me and your husband were never fucking around, he was lying on me. Like, that's, you don't want to mix those two. Yeah, it's like, so it was the same thing where she was, she was like, Apollo clear the air said that he was lying, and then Phaedra was like, well, you know, you did, Phaedra didn't believe it, and Phaedra, Phaedra did make a point that if Kenya has paid off an African prince and Walter to be on the show, then maybe she just paid off, Apollo to, to lie on the air. Well, I liked that Nini was like, oh, well, you know, first, first of all, Kenya, you know, I never said that you were a whore. So I'm not like these other ladies who called you a whore, blah, blah, blah, and she's like, that's right, Nini, you didn't. And then Nini, like less than a minute later, it's like, well, that's not why you were fighting, you were fighting over that video. Yeah, I know I was actually glad that that was brought up because that is true. And no one wants everybody wants to forget this history, especially Kenya, but the fight did not start because of Apollo, the fight started because Kenya was being an asshole. I guess they were both kind of being assholes, but Kenya was trying to charge like millions of dollars to do a stupid workout video for them and her production company that produced is nothing. And they didn't agree. So they got in a big fight and it got uglier and uglier. And then Kenya started insinuating. She started flirting with Apollo publicly and insinuating that Apollo was texting her and wanting to fuck. So Kenya started it. Yeah, because the thing is that like, just, just because the contract didn't work out or whatever, it didn't mean that the friendship had to go sour. They could have just had an amicable parting. But then when Kenya decided that she was going to make a rival video of like, that's going to be like the stallion booty, you know, when you do something like that, then you're going to make an enemy. Yeah. Yeah, Kenya's an asshole. I mean, she is really doing her best this year to be fun and light and be as much of a victim as possible whenever she's dramatic. Everybody was so mean to me. But bitch, please, that is all your bad. Every single piece is your bad. And Apollo got you back good by lying about that. And I don't even, that's like one funny thing, one funny smart thing Apollo's done all season. Get out of here, Hag. Yeah. Get out. Get out. Get out. I don't believe it. So that was good because I liked it. And it's like, you know, what looks like a duck quacks like a duck and his yellow and floating around a pond sticking its head underwater looking around down there to see what's on the bottom of the pond. It's a duck. Yeah. Go on, Phaedra. And then, and then her, um, her reluctant pseudo, not really apology, where she was like, well, from now on, if she says, I, if people lie to you, then I won't. Admit that they lied to you, then I won't take what they say. What was it? It was like, she was like a very technical way of not saying I apologize, but. She's like, and yeah, I am willing to not discuss the fact that you're a cheating mind whore. Um, and that's it. Yeah. I love Phaedra. She's a hero. Okay. That's my apology. She's, she's great. I love her. So the best terms into Cynthia and Nini, because Cynthia has been talking big and trying to make this big anti Nini stamps. But of course, this has not been to Nini yet. We have not seen this to Nini. Right. I mean, it takes extreme balls to go up against Nini, because Nini doesn't use her brain in a fight. She just uses her mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Non-tentical bullshit. And tell your quiet, which means she wins. Yeah, that's pretty brave. But you know, but at the same time, you know, I, I applaud Cynthia for not getting into a shouting match with Nini, because once they started hashing out the issues, then, you know, like you said, Nini just starts yelling and she starts just saying things that sound. Like, convincing whatever. She's like, I love you like a sister, you know, but she's not even letting Cynthia talk. She's getting up because she's going to go leave. You know, she's doing everything that she's always accused of doing, which is that when you, when you try to like come at Nini, that she doesn't listen, you know, and Cynthia was right, you know, like, you know, that Nini was wrong. And the way she asked you that Kenya's stupid charity thing, Nini was wrong. And all of a sudden, Cynthia was painted in a bad light because she didn't support Nini. And then, when Nini called her husband a bitch, like, you don't, you, as much, Peter is a bitch. Nini was not wrong, but you don't call your friend's husband that. I don't even think that's a big deal, because she was saying your husband's fighting like a bitch. She's not one of us. He's a man. Tell him to stop being a bitch, meaning one of us. She's not saying, I don't know, I found that so not offensive at all. I would, I would have said shut the fuck up too. I'm not going to be fighting with your stupid fucking husband. Here's my thing. So, I didn't think actual friends. So, I don't know what Nini did that was so bad to Cynthia. I think Cynthia got sick of everybody saying, you know, you're just Nini sidekick and you do whatever she wants and you're so far up her ass, which was all true. And I think she got so sick of it that the minute any little thing happened, she was like ready to go to war over it when it was. I don't know. I mean, here's the thing. I didn't think Nini calling Peter a bitch was like the worst, but like, I think if Cynthia and Peter were offended by it, I think that they have a right to be offended. It's a rude thing to do. But that's true too. But Nini is an awful person and we all know this. She's an awful person. So, you can't, I don't think you can take the terrorists on a jaywalking charge. But like, yes, but at the same time, it sounded like you were implying that Cynthia suddenly realized that she was like a sidekick and didn't want to be a sidekick anymore. So, she took the first chance. But I think it's more like, no, Nini is an awful person. She probably started to realize it. I think we've been there with friends before, where you're just like, this person is wearing thin on me. And I think that Cynthia is an idiot with no personality. She came on to the show and needed to be friends with the biggest personality to make it. Because if you're friends with Nini, Nini was the highest paid, most popular housewife. So, she did anything she could be Nini's friend, kissed her ass, never had an opinion, never did anything. Then once she had a little bit of her own fame and didn't need Nini anymore and was sick of Nini's horrible psychotic personality, she took the first chance she could to jump ship and become an enemy because it would be a storyline. Which she's never really had other than marrying a loser that looks like on the day. And she took the chance to jump at a storyline and be fighting with somebody who at the time, after that season, everybody hated Nini because she was nothing but an egotistical fucking asshole. And so she figured she would jump on the bandwagon and get more people on her side by going against a person that now everybody hated the most. I think that she's just an opportunist, she's a fucking, she just goes from any popular person that she can team up with and does anything that she can to use people and get screen time. I think she's an awful girl. Like, I don't think it says, I don't, she's calm, but she's as much of a fame whore as a rest. I don't think it's as Machiavellian as that. I think that maybe the truth is somewhere in between both of us. I think that, yes, she probably was social climbing. She probably did latch on to Nini because she was a big star. And, yes, she probably, like you said, getting a terrorist on a jaywalking ticket, she probably did see a chance out and took it. But I think that she genuinely probably did not. I think she probably really could not deal with Nini because she was just too awful. It's like too awful to like even be like to understand that. If she, if she had just said, look, Nini, your personality is uncomfortable. It's hard for me to keep friends because you're always fighting with everybody. You're completely unreasonable. I need to take a break from you or something, but she never did that. She accepted Nini's apology. She acted like they were still friends. She kept texting Nini about this and that and this and that and this started giving interviews about what a bitch Nini is behind her back. Like, that girl's not trustworthy. Like she acts like she's nice, but that girl's a big, old lion heifer. And I'm not a fan of Nini, but I just say at least Nini will call it like it is. And when Nini was saying, yeah, but you know, we were texting, we were calling and this and that and then you're going behind my back and giving all these interviews and Cynthia never denied any of that. Well, I guess, I guess what I'm saying is, I mean, I think I actually agree with you. But, and I do think that Nini was blindsided by this. I do believe that. But I feel like Cynthia, she's a weak person. I just, I feel like I don't think it was as manipulative as you were, you seem to be saying it was, I think it was, I think she was weak. I think that plan. I think that she was just going off instinct. She's going to be friends with a popular girl because, look, she's a model. She knows how girls work, especially in and click of girls. That's what models are. They're like herds of girls. You know, so she worked and she was a, she was a popular girl's friend. So she could be popular too. I don't think it was something super deep and like well thought out on her part. I just think it was, it's actually pretty simple human nature. Like your friends with the popular one to be popular. And like when it's not, you know, when they're someone more popular or it doesn't suit you anymore, you just dump them. I don't think it's like something psychological. I was, I was under the impression, by the way, that Cynthia, after the apology, that Nini was the one who continued to like be nasty on social media, which is why Cynthia then did these interviews, you know. That's why it didn't, the apology never stuck. I just think that ultimately, Cynthia is a little too weak to say, you know, this friendship is over. I'm coming to realize that we are very different people. I don't like your personality. Although she appears to be moving getting more empowered and stronger and moving in that direction. But the truth is that she could not stand up strong. You know, she can wear her stupid fake, Claire's glasses, all she wants to and act like she's suddenly intelligent, while her husband spending all of her money and now taking even more of her money for like another probably illegal business. She's an idiot. She's being totally used. She's always being dominated and controlled. She's a total weakling. And then, of course, the first second she has to go up against Nini, we see clips from next week if she's sobbing at a table and asking. I wish that they had a better moderator, because Candie was just like, "Nini, Nini, Nini." But Nini was just going off. Even if Nini did have a point in what she was saying, which she did, you could tell she was hurt. It's all lost. If you're just going to bombard some, like, in the yell, you have to be able to listen to the other person. Because it's always shocking to me that no one in these situations ever gives the other person a benefit down. Never like calmly hears their side out. And then I'll say my side, and we think, "Okay, where is the truth in this? Like, where did we go wrong?" It's just like yelling. And I know that's what we sign up for as viewers, but it's also frustrating to know as human beings, they're totally incapable of communicating properly. Well, yeah, Nini is the worst at that. She can't communicate at all. She just yells on screen. Can you imagine if Nini was the lawyer on serial? And I didn't do nothing. You didn't even see him there, whatever. I had not tweeted about that girl long before. That, "Hey, girl, whatever." She was a hoe. It's like, "Yeah, episode to be five minutes, because she would walk off." Yeah, I'm leaving. Yeah, Nini is horrible, but in this situation, I just have at least Nini is her own person. Yeah. You know, she may be an awful person, but when I like her, I think she's funny and stuff. And to actually have an acting career as a housewife is pretty impressive. I'll give her credit for her things. You know, it is pretty impressive to be able to carve out a career for yourself as a housewife, because that never happens. And she's an arrogant asshole about it, but someone like Cynthia, it's hard for me to respect them, especially when they marry someone like Peter, who he's doing it on TV. He's buying cars behind your back with your money. I just have no respect for anyone like that. Yeah. So it's hard for me to ever be on her side, because to me, she doesn't have anything to be mad at. Like, if you ask Cynthia, like, her list of grievances and why she suddenly hates Nini, because he called her husband a bitch, really? That's it? Like, what's... She was mean at a charity event? I mean, come on. That's it? Yeah. Like, after all that you supported her through when she was being a terrorist to everybody else, I don't really understand how I'm supposed to be on Cynthia's side, and take off your fucking faint glasses, Cynthia's series. Yeah. You're embarrassing. You're embarrassing yourself. So let's move on, unless you have anything else to say about Atlanta, or should we move on to Euros? Uh, you can't rope up how you would. Ah, funny! Um, Euros has been moved to the Midnight Slot on Bravo, which is a very, very sad sign, so I guess... I know. People watching it. I really like Euros. I really, really do. And you know what's strange? This week, I was, like, liking Blyona. I don't know, somehow, like... I just... I've gotten this place where I think she's a disaster and awful and a bitch, and just the worst, and yet... I kind of respect her work ethic, you know? Yeah, she's out there hustling, man. The way she bosses people around the place, you can actually see her now on the internet, because she made herself famous. Yeah, I, like, you know, you see the way she bosses around her dancers, and everyone, and... I just, it came off to me as someone who knows exactly what she wants, and she has very high standards, and... And I was, like, really impressed in a weird way. And she's also paying for it, so she kind of has it right. Yeah, like, a bitchy about it, but she's not just using somebody else's money. She's like, "I roll check to the least person, and I roll check to that person. I've reached in so many checks, I feel like a whale's fogs." Is this word? But she's... I like her, too, and I like that obviously it seems to be important for her to be liked, which I know sounds funny about her, but... She's, I think she's trying to be, when she's being bitchy, she's trying to be funny. Like, a lot of people must think that's hilarious, and it's just really rude and obnoxious, but I think that's her way of trying to make friends. Yeah, it's so odd. It's the Albanian way, and it's sort of... And it's kind of funny how, in the beginning of the season, it's like, "Oh my God, Leon is just awful." She's just, like, she's a huge bitch, eating the parmesan cheese directly from the round, whatever. But then, now it's like, Isabella is like the one who, or Isabella, she's now the biggest bitch. Although, she's mainly been put on defense because she's said like a few things, and it's gotten like, it spiraled completely out of control, but she still is kind of like a cold bitch. Oh yeah, yeah, she really is. Why do I have to apologize for? There's nothing for me to apologize for. And those wide eyes, and those big lips, such a compelling move. She is being totally ganged up on, though. She is. All that stuff is very unfair, and they even showed the clip of what she actually said. She didn't say she was on drugs. Yeah, she was just saying that. Said that she came in acting erratic, she was throwing up in the studio and being embarrassing, and that's it. And Fanny's like, can we at least show that I am not on drugs? I just want to say that in all my life. I have never done drugs. That's not who I am. I'm all about my art and my life, and I don't do drugs because I'm funny. Funny. I love how the episode opened because Fanny was getting her citizenship, this citizenship, this week. And it opened with her coming out onto our balcony going, I love you America! Can't miss America, America! Oh, it's funny! Was I the only one who was like a little surprised when, like, twice during the show, like, she broke out into, like, America, the beautiful or whatever. And it was like, oh, she has, like, a real voice. Yeah, she can actually sing. Yeah, that's something that I'm finding kind of interesting about euros. And I probably have to exclude Mossamu from the story Mossamu, but it's different than most of the American reality shows where people think they're talented, but they're really not. And on this show, they actually seem to be talented, like, the only one who's talented. You mean like her or not, but she seems talented. Fanny's talented. She sounds like she can sing, and she can definitely paint. Mossamu is not, but he's very cute. He's cute, and maybe he's talented in a different language, I don't know. He's a legend. She seems to know what he's doing. The clothing guy seems to know what he's, it's weird. All these people who are actually kind of talented on a show. I know. By the way, speaking of Janik, Janik, and his rings, oh my God, his little girlfriend, he, she. Hi, girl. She, so what a whiny brat. What a whiny brat. Like, I could not even believe how she's carrying on, and as she won't talk to the guy, like, he should dump her, dump her and fire her, or both. You know, one of the reasons she was doing that, I think, this is the first time we've actually seen her doing it. At first, I thought, well, maybe she's just comfortable now in front of the cameras. I don't think that that's why I honestly think it's the group effect of having other girls her age around. Because they're watching her, and they're being her audience, and they're like, yeah, you go girl. Oh, yeah, you take it. I wouldn't take it either. You know, girls gang up. Boys don't do it, actually, but, like, gay boys at least. Yeah, but, um, they're, like, kind of ganging up on the guy, and so she's feeling more and more empowered to be just, like, a bitch, I'll just tell him off. And this, and that, it's like, no, he's not with you because you're a bitch, and you tell him off. He's with you because you're a hot piece of young ass, okay? Exactly. And then you stop being that, he's going to find another piece of young, hot ass, so know your worth, and be quiet. I know, for her to stomp around this photo shoot, and being like, I can't believe you're saying that she looks like good. You're touching her hair, you're doing, that's all, like, you're doing that, like, despite me, it's like, get over yourself. You should be so lucky that you're on this photo shoot, like, you're lucky you even have a job, and this is your boss too. By the way, this is your boss. Well, and that stuff all came after she was like, ew, I mean, that's disgusting. It's so stupid. I can't even believe you're doing this. I mean, you're tacky. You don't have any taste. Like, this is ridiculous. I can't believe you're not listening to me. Gross. That looks horrible. That's awful. It's all the same background. You suck, like, bitch, this is the boss of the entire shoot. You can't, A, you can't talk to him like that, and you can't make him look like such a pussy in front of an entire crew of people, or no one's going to listen to him. Like, she needs to learn the ropes or get the hell out of there. I wouldn't have that. And then Yannick is like, well, you know, she's an American girl, so, you know, how they are, they like to yell and scream. And, you know, if you tell somebody off, if you tell an American girl off, I mean, she'll leave you in two seconds. You can get plenty of girls. You're big, strong, and wealthy. You're going to do this fine. She needs to sign up for an account for sugardaddy.com, whatever that was. Sugarbabies.com. Here she comes. Yeah, that girl doesn't have long. Yeah, she's, I mean, I always got a vibe. All season long, I got a vibe that she was sort of like an immature brat, but I was like, but it hadn't really come out yet. I was like, well, maybe she's, maybe I'm just misreading her. But then this episode this week, I was like, there it is. I knew it was lurking there. I could see it with her. She had like all these little snotty comments all season, but she sort of delivered them with a smile, which made me think, oh, maybe she's not a brat. Maybe she's just like a ball buster. But nope, she's a brat. Yeah, she's awful. Or when she walked into his, um, his store and he had, he was making like a hundred thousand dollars sale at the time. Yeah. And she's like, I'm sorry for interrupting business. I can't believe you didn't introduce me to them. I'm your girlfriend. Yeah. No, I was like, kick her to the curb. Send her back to American apparel. If you're going to date, if you're going to date some young piece of ass to just sit there and be quiet, then get a young piece of ass that's just going to sit there and be quiet. If you're going to date an intelligent woman who's actually going to have the brains to help you with your business, then do that. But don't take shit from that. I wouldn't, I wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. I know Sasha was born on it, so I do have to take it. It's true. When I'm getting someone to start yelling at me because, you know, I'm getting older. I don't work out and I kind of have to take what I can get. You, on the other hand, are worked out and wealthy. You don't have to take anything. Oh, I love the rules. If I went up to, if I went to my boyfriend's work and, or if I was just like working with him and I said these things, I guarantee he would dump me. And it's not even like a, he's not like a sugar daddy or anything like that, but it's just like, I don't think anyone would want to take that from anyone like to be like scolded in. They seem to think that it's like they're lucky. He's lucky to have an American girlfriend. You know, he's like, who would want to date me? Like everybody will date you. When you talk about you're cute. You're nice. You're rich and you do things in the day. Like, that sounds good to me. Yeah. No, I could get like many, many, many women. He's, I mean, he's, he's actually hot. He's, he's hot. He's, I mean, he's, he's definitely got your trash sensibilities, but he's got like a male facial surgery, which I normally hate. But I like him. I don't know what it is. It seems very nice. He and Sasha. I like them both. Even though Sasha can be like a hothead. You know, a German tank. I have to say this is very funny that I'm like the German tank. I can't believe that, you know, what kind of girl is friends with Europeans? You know, we're all a group of Europeans and she should be helping us make it. You know, she could help us in so many ways. I love that he's so bold at just being like, I don't like her because she's not helping me in the music. I think that's so funny because normally you just, you're like, Hey, do you want to get a lunch? You know, tonight is this for you. You want that? And he's not like that at all. He's like, you know, we both have accents. So you should help me with nature. Well, I think Sasha also, I actually, I do think Sasha says something about what's her face, the bratty girlfriend. It wasn't like, you know, in Germany, you know, I would just say, shut her down. It's like, I have to say, they just shut her down. That's how you do it in Germany, but you can't do it in America that way. Yeah, she'll leave you. I have such a German thing to be just like, shut her, just shut her down. She has broken the rules. Now you shut her down. I love going back to that Fonny isn't an American thing. I really dug that because we've come to this point in our country where like to be an American means you kind of hate America. Or if you like love America, then you're some weird right wing Republican who hates gay people. Like, yeah, it's just weird. This weird divide in the country where everybody hates each other. And that's nothing new, but. And look, I'm not saying like America doesn't have any problems. I really don't like the fact that we're kind of killing a bunch of innocent people in the Middle East constantly that no one wants to talk about, but. You know, I love America. Like, I'm trying to. I love it here. Yeah, I love. Says that because it's so unpopular. And I went to Palm Springs for the Fourth of July holiday in the summer, obviously, with some friends and I was like, Hey, happy Fourth of July. And this guy who I was going to bone that weekend was like. Ew, I'm not, I'm not going to cheers to that. I was like, why not? It's Fourth of July, dude. That's what we, you know, that's what we're supposed to do. I will not be a proud American with all of the things that we're doing. Look at the police and look at the wars and look at this. And there's so many more poor people than there used to be. And there's so much this. And I hate republics. You should. And like, and guess what? Like, bye. Move to China and shit in a hole that you dig yourself in the ground. It's stupid. It's more like he should realize, like, what he just said to you, he should be so lucky that he was able to say that to you. That's what I said. And he's like, Oh, whatever, please. You know, just because we just because we have some rights doesn't mean that you get to trample all over the rest of the world and have my say. You need to move to Russia. Go to Russia and enjoy your life there. Yeah, exactly. You know, this country has this country definitely has issues and it definitely needs to be more progressive in certain areas and they're definitely, they're definitely problems. But overall, it's a pretty good country. It's a pretty good country. Like happy, you know, and if there's shit to improve, let's help improve it. You know, let's do something. But yeah, I meant this shit. It's like he sits around making $80,000 a year as a fucking video editor for a website. Like, give me a break. That's like the easiest fucking job in the world. You make a ton of money. You're traveling all over the place. You get to be out of the closet here, which, you know, is a big deal to a lot of countries. Again, Russia stone you to death legally for being gay. Like, how about you just lighten up a little bit and start being such a spoiled fucking brat? So it's nice to see someone who's actually excited. And I like Blyona, too, how she's like, "Oh, I love this country. I love that you can go to the Starbucks. I love the green juice. I love California." I love that you can just go and you can buy like a metal bodice here. Yeah. No, I tell people to put a diamond on your camel toe bodice and they do it. There's no questions. I like it. And I'm not the biggest like, "Oh, America!" Like, I don't have an American flag on my mailbox whenever there's a terrorist attack. It is nice to see kind of a new American who's not just full of negativity and complaining all the fucking time and full of victimhood. Yeah, because there's certain, you know, I think the thing is that what I think a lot of Americans say for granted is that there are certain like fundamental aspects of daily life in other countries that are just, they're different than in America. I don't know if they're better or worse, but I think for some people it's oppressive and it's, you know, there's a lack of opportunity. There's a lack of like social mobility. There's a big, there are just things. I'm not trying to be like, "Yay, America!" Like, number one. But there are just things that I think people may take for granted and then you go to other countries and you realize like, "Oh, shit!" Like, I'm really glad for the creature comforts of America. Yeah, so I just wanted to say that because I'm never filled with that. "Oh, Marco!" Kind of fuhrer. Well, I am sometimes, but like this, in this case, I really am. I'm like, "This is really nice to see a show about positive people who are like making a change in their life and going at it with everything that they've got and loving where they are and just being so excited and it makes me, it makes me want to be more like that." I know it's actually kind of interesting to me that they embrace the idea of the American dream because I thought, I kind of thought the American dream was something, as a concept that we sort of are raised and knowing it's part of like this nation's philosophy. But I didn't know that really other countries knew about it, if that makes sense. Like, I didn't know it was a thing that like, if you're in Austria, you hear about the American dream and decide you want to go for it too. Like, it's always a little shocking to me that they keep on talking about the American dream because I'm like, "What about the Austrian dream?" Well, we're not going to talk about the Austrian dream because we remember, we remember who came from Austria with a dream. Yeah, but just kidding. But, you know, that's true. No, but you know what I'm saying? I think it's pretty dark. Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of opportunity that's here in this country. And it's just sort of finding a thing that like, these people from Europe recognize that. And I understand that, for instance, in music or TV or film, there's this common knowledge that it doesn't matter how well your movie does around the world, what matters is how it does in America. So I get like on the show business side that people want to make a big in America because that means you really made it. But these people are talking more about generally the American dream and not just like, "Oh, I hope I make a big in showbiz." So I think it's just sort of an interesting takeaway from, you know, a silly show. Yeah. Oh my God, it's a silly show. Mossimo's choreography. Oh my God. That was, he had to do, for those who didn't see it, he had to choreograph a dance move. Like a dance, for music video with non-dancers on the roof. I mean, he said he's professionally trained in dance, I don't know. But the only thing I could imagine was that this is going to be a weird video like that. That was someone from years ago, for praise me. Oh. Praise you. Praise me. Whatever's there, right? For me, I look like a first lady in my picture of America. Yeah. Like that. Um, yeah, I mean, I guess that's pretty much it with this one, except that they all went after Isabelle at the end and she refused to apologize, which I loved. Yeah. I don't think she should apologize, but I like this show and it looks like next week, it's on again at midnight. So I don't know if we should camp for the roster because nobody's watching it apparently. It's too bad. I like it. You know, the people I've met who do watch it, they all love it. Like, I'm at... Oh, here we go again with shows that we love die. Listen. That's just... I am still carrying a torch from not only gallery girls, but I think princesses but Game of Crowns. Hello. I liked Princesses better than Game of Crowns. Really? But I'm hoping... I don't think Game of Crowns has a shot in hell of coming back, but you never know. Hey, did you read that stuff online where Andy was saying he'd never say no to a new Miami? Oh, that was with the Adriana Demora stuff where she's going to have a new show about divorced people or whatever. He's saying there might be another season of Real Housewives. And I also read something about his dream team of housewives from different cities, included Adriana. Not bizarre. Yeah. She's not your own team at all. I know. She's like the hoku of Real Housewives. You know? Because like... Did she go into the hoku? No, because like in 1998, '99, you had Britney Spears, and then once after Britney came around, then all of a sudden you had Christina Aguilera. And then it's like each one, it's like declining returns, so then you have Jessica Simpson, and then you've got like Mandy Moore, and of course these women have gone on to do actually very big things. We have Mandy Moore, and then it goes down to like... whatever her name was, and then you have Vitamin C, and then you get down to hoku. You know? When you get down to hoku, it's like okay. We've gotten very far away from the original. So Adriana to me is like the hoku of the Real Housewives. You like to mean and violent, because he loves Meany too. Yeah. That's true. He's like Meany, Adrian. It was like all the most horrible people that you could imagine. Right. I've read that, and I was like that's your dream team. That's awful. No wonder the show's going the way it's going. Of course, if people don't beat each other up and get mad at each other, I find it boring. So, I mean, I don't know. I guess that's typical of that. Yeah. Sorry. That's cool. I'm right. Yeah. Don't look at that. Well, I think that's about it. I mean, we could talk about Top Chef. Restaurant Wars happened. It was fun. The blonde one went home. I'm not into this Boston thing, and I don't know why, because I love some Top Chef, and I keep watching Top Chef. I'm never going to stop watching it, but I don't know what it is about this Boston thing. I find so boring. I like it. I like it. I'm a fan. I am a fan. My favorite thing was seeing the Indians, who were like very clearly the Boston ladies talking like Boston ladies. I don't even know what accent that was. You can't have it yet. Anyway, I don't need to talk about that one. I've been watching Jimmy Oliver, who cooks with onions, chilies, and scallion, and I'm watching the tasters back on, so I'm obsessed with that show. I'm watching that again, and what's the other cooking show? Oh, that's not a cooking show, but I love me some property brothers, and now there's a property brothers at home, where they're modeling an entire house together. Yeah, fun. All right, well, let's wrap this up. Thank you, everyone, for listening. We really appreciate it. You can find all our social media links on watchworkcrapins.com. Follow us on Twitter and Vine and wherever else. And of course, you can follow our Facebook page, which is super fun. Facebook.com/watchworkrapin. A lot of fun screenshots and links and sometimes videos go up there. It's really good. It's like a blog. And of course, if you support us on patreon at patreon.com/watchworkrapins, then you get all sorts of cool bonus content like a whole bonus episode that happens once per week. 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