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We're gonna talk about today Atlanta. We're gonna talk about New Jersey's Reunions. Hopefully, we'll get to Top Chef. Banana Pump Rules, Euros. Let's start with the return of Real Housewives of Atlanta. - Atlanta! What did you think? Girls, speak it. - Thank God Atlanta's back. I love this show. - It was good. - Atlanta's my favorite of the, well, I like Beverly Hills, usually, too. But Atlanta, I think, is the funniest hands-down of all of the shows. - Yeah. - And I just love it. I love that it's back. I love that stupid Nini is still basically just masturbating every time she comes on screen about how great she is, but she's so lame. - Her storyline is by far the worst one so far. I mean, it's just like, okay, Nini is in Cirque du Soleil, and she's pretending to be, oh, they say that she's in an orgy, and she doesn't, oh, wow, she likes to talk about sex, but she's okay like being around sex. Like, who the fuck cares? - No kidding. Her opening line this year is, why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful? First of all, how is that even a housewives line? Nini has too much power if that's even a housewives line. - Yeah. - 'Cause normally it's like, I may not be, I may not be rabid, but I'm fierce or something. - Yeah. (laughing) - It's something like, I may not be a stapler, but I am a paperclip. (laughing) So that sounds like vaguely ironic, you know? - Yeah, what the fuck is this one? - Yeah. - This one, why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful? And my thing is like, that sounds like a viewer response about her. - Yeah. - Like why are you being such a bitch? - And it's also-- - We can not be. - It's also like not mutually exclusive. It's like, well, I'm not gonna be nasty rude. I'm gonna be fierce and successful. Well, actually Nini, from what we can tell, you've been nasty and rude and fierce and successful all at once, so they-- - Yeah. - There's nothing, you can't make it sound like you're not doing one without the other. - Ha, got her. (laughing) - Yeah. - Whoo, I'm so good with my words. - I mean-- - My favorite of the new openings, of course, is Candy, who's like, he's like, "Don't start drama. Won't be drama." (laughing) See? See? See? (singing in foreign language) See? (singing in foreign language) You hear that? - Oh, Candy and the Candy. Did Candy get bigger boobs? - I don't know, she's-- - Her boobs are humongous. - There's always a different thing to her that's bigger. Sometimes her hair's bigger, sometimes her butt's bigger, sometimes her boobs are bigger. It's every season-- - I feel like Andy talking about her boobs. I really don't care, but those things, I just could not-- I wrote it down. I don't care about people's boobs, but I just-- I was like, "Dang, what's going on?" - See? Nah. Riley, Riley was like, "Mama, I got two TVs, but you only got two small titties. Why don't you get them bigger, mama?" And I was like, "See? Nah, Riley, okay." So I just-- - I like Phaedras. - In my house, I'm the judge and the jury. [laughter] - Mm-hmm. - And I like that-- - You know it's like a small crime's court, too. - Totally. - Or it's like Night Court. She's like, "I'm the judge, and the jury, and I'm bull." - And I'm the bailiff. - Yeah. - And I'm Markey Post. [laughter] - I like the idea that anywhere that she might walk, you might hear the Night Court theme song. [humming] - Yeah, but how come she's not the lawyer? - Yeah. - She's like, "At home, I'm not a lawyer. I'm a judge and a jury." [laughter] - At home, you do not have the right to an attorney. - Yeah. No attorneys. It's just judge and jury. - Or a general. - Judge and jury. - So just a couple little things. I love that Nini pronounces Cirque du Soleil-- Cirque zirque sulee. I think that's kind of funny. She has some kind of casserole dish that she does quite understand. [laughter] And how much do you want to bet that she's doing that whole gig for a tub of nickels? - Yeah. - I would say they probably gave her a free credit at the salad bar. - You get a free room at Circus Circus, a salad, and some nickels. You win? - Here's a complimentary gift certificate you can use at our shop where we sell plush penguins. - We mentioned Frankie Grande, the horror show from Big Brother earlier. And one of the things he called himself was a social media mogul. And then he will never live that down. Which, of course, now he's taken. He's putting out memes of himself saying, "I'm a mogul." So, of course, now he's taking out as a compliment to everybody hates him. But Nini called herself a mogul. - Oh, man. - People do not know what moguls are. I mean, listen, if they're referring to a mogul on a ski slope, then yes, they are stupid, round things that deserve to be run over by skis. Okay? Yes. But if they're referring to actually having any sort of industry that they rule over, no, you are not a mogul. You may have found some success in life. - You're like the queen of the Stuntcast guest spots. - Yeah. - But I don't know. You could be the mogul of Stuntcast and guest spots? - Yeah. I've seen people who've been rejected from Shark Tank, who are more moguls than Nini Leaks. Like, the woman who created the Spatty Daddy, she's more of a mogul than you are. That couple that brought the trampoline bar thing, the kids jump on a tire and they hold on to bars, they are moguls. Those are more moguls than you are Nini Leaks. - Oh, my God. So, the biggest thing, I guess, was this Apollo Phaedra thing. - Yeah, that was actually, I thought that was riveting. That was like, that was real shit, you know? - Yeah, that was real. And Phaedra was trying to avoid the cameras, of course, and not talk about it on camera, only talk, you know what? Say the most shallow thing, she can't about it without any details. - Mm-hmm. - She was just keeping her emotions together. - She was, honestly, I wanted to give her, like, a standing o. I loved the way she handled it. She was a stone cold bitch and I loved it. - Yeah, she really was. - She was stone cold. - And then, the producers, of course, because it's Bravo, decided to put a camera on Apollo for an hour. - And of course, because he's like, you know, like a criminal from Atlanta, he's like, "Okay, you can watch me." - Yeah, yeah, 'cause he buys into the hype or whatever. And basically Phaedra is saying that Apollo, she didn't know what Apollo was doing. He went and he put his entire family in jeopardy, so fuck him. Like, he can go to jail, she doesn't care, right? She's not gonna go to his court date, screw that guy. And then, Apollo's like... - Love is supposed to be unconditional. People are supposed to stand by you, no matter what. - What? I don't know where you learned about love, but I've never... I've heard that, that it's supposed to be unconditional, but I've never actually seen that. Where you can just, like, go to jail and lie to your wife and take away the father's children, and then it's just gonna be okay. Sorry, there's conditions to love, okay? - Yeah, I don't think that those conditions also include going to strip clubs every night, too. I don't think that's like, I don't think when it's like, when you're standing by your man through thick and thin, I don't think when you go to the strip club, I think you're really pushing it there. And then you come to crimes. - Now, stuff that we've talked about on this show before that's pretty interesting to see almost come out on the show, is that Phaedra's obviously the boss of him. He works for Phaedra. So anything that he did seems to be some kind of cover-up of what Phaedra's doing. Now, from listening to Phaedra talk, he went, maybe he was working for her, but he went and tried to start making his own money, and that's when he got caught. - Right. - Is that what it sounds like? - It could be. I mean, you know, the thing is, I love our conspiracy theories about the scenario, and they all sound like they are totally plausible. We don't know, ultimately, and on face value, I just, I really love that. I really respect the way Phaedra is handling it. I think, you know-- - There was some subtle stuff that was happening. Like when he said, "I felt this whole thing, and all that time we were making that money, I was making that money with you." So Phaedra was putting him to work, but keeping their bank account separate and maybe giving him an allowance or whatever. - Probably. - And he told her at the beginning, "Listen, I'm broke. I don't have money to keep you in your lifestyle." She said, "Oh, I don't care about that." And the second they're married, she's like, "Well, you owe $3,000 for the mortgage, so you better figure out how to do it." And then probably sent him on to do a bunch of criminal tasks for her. - That's how she's kept him. Like, she's totally a crime boss. I don't care what anybody says. - She probably is, yeah. - So then he goes off probably and tries to make a little money on his own, and it's too stupid to do it, 'cause this guy's just a fucking moron and gets caught. And so now she's like, "Fuck you." So I don't think she's mad that he committed a crime. I think she's mad that he committed his own crime and did it so stupidly that he's gonna not go to jail for him. - Probably. Probably. Either way, I thought it was so refreshing to see the way they handled the situation. Apollo was basically totally upfront about what he did. And it's not that he was really repentant. He just was, but he didn't shy away from me. He wasn't like Joe Judas, and she wasn't like Teresa, where they were like, "Oh, you know, we're just trying to keep our family together. We're just trying to do this or that. Like, we're just trying to make a living. You know, we made mistakes. You know what it is, what it is." You know, it's like, it's just sort of underlines how much the Judas' are, like, sort of in denial, or they don't truly understand what they've done. You know, like, they keep almost trying to sugarcoat it. You know, like, that's gonna bring our family closely together, whatever. Peter's like, "No, you're going to jail right now. I am not standing by you." And I thought that was great. - Yeah, I do too. And I love that Apollo's just trying to play the victim all the time. - Yes. - Maybe I can't even believe you would, even if you wasn't going to come to the court, at least you could have been here in the morning. I could have got with you. - I could have loved on you. - I could have loved on you. I could have loved on you, Phaedra. - Oh, my God. That was pretty pathetic. But yeah, I'm with you. I loved it. I loved that she was with her mom, and then he's trying to confront her in front of her mom, and she's like, "I'll tell you. You do something bad. You go to jail." And I think I'm going to make a little video of the mom saying that, and then Teresa just blinking blankly back at her. - Yeah. That was crazy, actually, when Phaedra and Apollo finally came face to face, and they had that argument. That was a real argument. That was not a reality show moment. I mean, he was like, "I want a divorce." That's a big deal. You don't just say that. And you don't just act that out. - Well, I'm guessing he thought she was going to... I mean, I don't know, because I'm thinking of all this underneath stuff. So I'm thinking she probably told him, "You can't testify against me anyway, because we're married," or something. Because like him threatening divorce, what the fuck does she care? You think she's not going to leave your ass? And when he's like, "You better listen. I'm not coming out of here without an apartment. I'm not coming out of here without any money." And she's like, "Yeah, you are." And he's like, "Well, but, you know, all this stuff and all this stuff that I did for you." And she's like, "Whoa, whoa, now, whoa, whoa." Like stopping him before he can say anything. So she better watch her ass. I mean, not that anyone's really going to believe him anyway, but it seems that he would know where a lot of bodies are buried. So I'm interested to see if that goes anywhere. - I'm just happy that he did not get the Teresa at it. You know, I mean, like not to jump forward to the reunions too much. But like having to sit and watch this, like, memories of Teresa, she says goodbye on what could be her last reunion of all time. And she's like, "Yeah, I gotta go." And then the music is sad and Andy is like holding her hand. It's like, "Shut up. She committed fraud. She committed fraud. It's sure like it's not like murder, but it's still fraud." And that's what Apollo did. And I liked that with Apollo. He just got like pretty much the other housewives treatment, which was like sassy music and begun. Yeah, we're going to exploit your last day on her, you know, in the real world. - We're going to get one more shot of you with your shirt off. So I appreciate it. - But we also met Apollo's family, which was really weird. It's like kind of toothless, snaggle tooth, mama, which I felt really bad about. - She had made a cameo last season and she was like dressed up because it was like their valor, renewal or something like that. And I remember last season where like, whoa. - I just felt bad when he said, you know, I'm not going to be here. You weren't there for me because of your drug addiction. And I'm not going to be here for my babies because of my addiction to a fast life and fast cars. - Yeah. - I was like, oh, your mom wasn't there. Come here. Let me hug you. And then I want to hug him. - I mean, he does not read as someone who came from a particularly stable family life. - Oh, well, he looks like someone who comes from a very stable working out regiment. - Yeah, he's definitely, I mean, he's got good genes. - What's more important? - He's got good genes at the very least. He's definitely hot. Listen, the guys in jail are going to have a great time with him. He's going to get his ass pounded. It'll be great. - Yeah, because he's pretty short too. - Yeah. Short and muscular. - Yeah, he's going to be loose. - When he comes out of jail, he's just going to porn. I think we would all support that. - When he comes out of jail, he's my baby and I know when he's farting. - He's, you know, he's going to come out of jail. He's going to be all tatted up. You know, he's going to look tough. And yeah, he will be, he could be, he'll be able to do some special fetish porn for sure. - And he comes out of jail. He's going to sit on the couch and then lose his keys and never be able to find them until it goes poop again. That guy's going to be loose as a purse. - Yeah, that'll be, it'll be a gaping hole, basically. - Pretty much. - Okay. - He'll be like Roger Rabbit when they put that black hole against the wall and they stick their hand in. - That's a disaster. - That's a disaster. - If you don't finish shaving a haircut, then Roger Rabbit will come jumping out of his ass. - Oh, I'll have to finish it. - Alright, so let's get rid of Apollo. He's pretty much done. Although it looks like Phaedra calls a police on him next week. So yay. - Well, isn't that this whole thing, isn't that, wasn't, that wasn't the news, right? That instead of showing up for sentencing, he like showed up at the home and was like scary and they had to call him. - Yeah, something, well, he was like running or something and they couldn't find him and then he turned himself in like a day later, something crazy happened with him. I don't remember. - I did feel a little bad that he couldn't see his kids, but you know, I guess when you live a life of crime, these are the consequences. - Yeah, lose everything. So, what is next? Let me see, Apollo, Apollo, no proper. - Oh, I love when Phaedra was like, "I can't be with you. It's gonna be paparazzi everywhere at the house." And there's like, they still like crickets outside. - There was like a blue jay or something. - Yeah. - It's like, "Mm, that blue jay's got a camera. I gotta go to the hotel." - Uh, blah, blah, blah. Okay, Kenya. Want to go to Kenya next? - Oh my God, Kenya had me laughing hysterically. She's like, "I had to get out of town." I mean, being physically assaulted in public like that. I mean, it's just, I'm just getting over it now. - Coming back from physical assault was devastating. - Yeah. - Shut up, Kenya. - I know. Shut the fuck up. You got like knocked over and you got sucked. - You need donkey. You're an idiot. - Yeah. She is so stupid, but it was hilarious. Because that's like classic Kenya to just, you know. - Victim victim victim. - victim victim. - I loved it. - It's gonna be great watching Celebrity Prentice, 'cause she's on it with Brandy Glanville. And everyone hates Kenya. Donald Trump called her the worst person he's ever met in his life. - Yeah. I met one of the producers and they said that she was awful. - And Brandy just came out in a big article this week saying she's the biggest narcissist she's ever met. And that's something coming from Brandy. - Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot coming from Brandy. - So I cannot wait. Kenya, what was her big lie this so far this season? First of all, that she's friends with Cynthia? No. Since when? - Well, they had started to become friends last season. But now you know, Cynthia's not friends with Nini. So Cynthia needs a new strong lady to attach onto it. - Exactly. Yeah, they're just uniting against somebody. Kenya, can you do anything? I just wrote Kenya victim. - No, she didn't do anything. - She didn't do anything. It was sort of like, she didn't even appear until like, well, until like the second segment or something like that. She didn't do anything that I can remember. There was a little bit of a cross talk because we saw like, Portia wearing like a bathing suit and she's like, I don't like, I don't like Kenya. - And that was pretty much it. I mean, it was mainly the face of stuff. - Kenya is connected to negativity. - Oh, I wrote. - Kenya is connected to negativity. - Stupid, stupid, Portia. Oh my God. - She's so stupid. - Negativity. - Cynthia is now like, well, now that I'm not friends with Nini, like, everything is wonderful in my life again now. - My marriage is suddenly better. - Yeah, right. - How's your marriage better? Your husband doesn't even work in your husband's business got repossessed. - And he's like-- - And he's still like, and he's like, so you want to be a co-investor, which is basically his way of being like, can you give me money? - Yeah, exactly. He's like, yeah, you want to be business partners with me? You can meet some money, will be business partners? - Yeah, he's like, wow, I'm so flattered. - He's like, so you can, you can put in like 10, you know, once you put in like around $500,000 and I can put in, I gotta bag a check mix so we can put that in and then we're set. - And then at the end of this lunch, he's like, but I need money because I need you to pay for this food because I don't have any money. I mean, come on, that's so fucking pathetic. That guy has no pride. - I was surprised because there were actually people inside the Bailey Agency for once. - There were a lot of people. - I know, I was like, wait, this doesn't seem right. - Yeah, she's actually got a business. - It seems like she's actually got a business working out. Peter's, oh, she needs to get rid of him. - Yeah, oh, he is just. - What a fucking loser. Oh my God. - He is terrible. You know what's funny? I saw a billboard for fibroids the other day and it made me think of her. It was actually, I was driving down MLK Boulevard, as one does, and it was a big old billboard. It was like, don't let fibroids get you down. I was like, oh, Cynthia. She made a spokesman for it. The men on the show are probably the worst. The Jersey men aren't great, but I can kind of understand where they're coming from sometimes with these guys. I mean, Peter's the worst. Todd is really gross. Like he's trying to make candy talk shit about Phaedra not going to see Apollo and all this shit on camera. And it's obviously making her uncomfortable. She's like, I don't want to talk about this, you know? - No, no, I'm not going to talk about it. I'm just going to sing. [SINGING] - Um... [SINGING] - Uh... - Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. - You're talking about the guys, how often? - Greg is terrible. - They're just all gross. Greg is terrible. He's literally just standing there holding Nini's purse all the time. - Yeah. - For money, because his ass is broke too. - Yeah. - Oh my God. He's men. That was why I don't date. - Good. - Yeah. - No, you shouldn't. I don't date like Kenya, like invisible African men. - Yeah, whoever posted that picture on our page of Kenya getting it up the ass from the invisible man was hilarious. That's a funny picture. Y'all can go on Facebook page to see that. Facebook.com/watchworkrapins. - I'm not sure who said this, but another great quote from this week is, "Maybe it's rain, it's coarse." - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Oh, God. - Well, it looks like next week we finally get to the bottom of whether or not Kenya and Apollo saw each other in LA. Although to me, it's like, that's one of those big, like, the problem is like, it's finally gonna come out. What happened? And I'm like, okay, it's great. That's finally gonna come out. But of all the rumors and of all the scandals that have ever appeared on this show, that's probably one of the least interesting ones. - Which one now? What rumor? - Did Apollo and Kenya, like, see each other in LA? - Oh, I don't think so. Because she's like, Apollo, did we see each other in LA? - And he's like, well, indubitably, that's possibly something that would be in a refraction of the situation. But in this compartment of the importance of the starboard aft, no. - I'm sorry, but I can't answer. I just got back from a rain. - Um, Phaedra... - I couldn't have left on you, Kenya. - What was I gonna say about Phaedra here? - Oh, my God. Not Phaedra. Borsha. So did you read the latest blind item for that crazy days and nights thing? - Borsha's like basically a whore now. She's basically a hooker. - You knew that was gonna happen. - Dating all these guys for money. And then she bitched it one guy, so he started repossessing all the stuff that he gave her. - Oh, no. Oh, Borsha. - The money we've made together with our endeavors, Apollo thought it was supposed to all be free. That paycheck you earned, I helped you earn. He has no money on his own. I just seemed to be a good specimen. Oh, yeah. When he's like, Phaedra just needed a hot husband and babies. Pretty much. - Well, you think she married you for your scrabble skills? - That's all I have for this. I mean, it was a pretty dramatic episode. - Yeah, it was good. It was a good way to start the season. I hope we see more of this kind of stuff and less of Nini in Vegas. 'Cause I could care less. - Oh, lightning to Phaedra. She needs to be dry. - She needs to just go shut up already. - And she was the first thing they opened up. They actually opened up the season with her storyline. That just shows how much they are bowing down to her. This is such an inconsequential storyline. No one cares that she's in Cirque du Soleil. I don't care. I don't think it makes her look more successful. - No, it's like the typical stunt casting. The next celebrity will probably be one of the suitcase girls. - Speaking of which, one of those suitcase girls is joining Real House of Atlanta. I guess I wonder if it doesn't look like it's going to be next week. Maybe in two weeks Claudia Jordan will join. - Oh, and then everyone's going to try and fix her up with Cordell, who's also fame-horry enough that even though he locked his wife out of the house, he still wants to be on the show. - Yeah, but I think Claudia Jordan, I'd like to think, is smart enough not to be someone's beard. - I don't think so. She's on a reality show. - Yeah, that's true too. - She's a poor person on a reality show, right? - I know. - They'll do whatever they could do. - Her previous gig was just opening up briefcases. - Yeah, I mean, that's her bio. It's like she opened briefcases or something. Her bio is really short, and it's just like she was a model on a TV show. It's like, "Oh, no." She's the girl who watches the curtain open on Deal or No Deal, or let's make a deal. - So, was there anything else that happened on this show or should we move on to Vanderpump Rules? - Nothing happened on that show. I mean, except the dramatic stuff, which I mean, how much can we talk about it? - Yeah, we talked about it. It's good. So, let's go on-- - Vanderpump! - Let's go on to Vanderpump Rules, the funniest show on Bravo. - That is the best show. - I love it. - It is so good. I mean, I don't even know where to start. Well, we can just start where the show started. So, we saw the rest of the brawl that broke out at Mixology. Mixology, which received a lot of screen time on Bravo this week because the Euro's also went there. - And also, that guy, the owner went to pump last week, remember? He was like, "Hello, Lisa. What a gold. This is going to be bigger than Planet Hollywood." - And anyone who's ever been to Mixology, you would know that the place is shit, so. - Where is it? - It's in the grove. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's like-- - Yeah, they always go there. - It's pretty. It's like very, like, airy, but it sucks. - Yeah, people always go there. They go there on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. - Yeah, no, they clearly have, like, they are giving a deal to all these shows. So, we had this giant brawl, and it was like a big brawl between Tom and his name Jamie. Is that his name? I always want to call him Jamie, the British guy. - James? - I call him cabbage patch face doll. I mean, cabbage patch face face. - He's like James Dean meets Frankie Grande and turns British. - Ew, I think he looks exactly like a cabbage patch doll with skinnier face. Like, those kind of sunken in, like, perfect little eye. - He looks like a British male version of Taylor Armstrong. - Oh, his name is James. Okay, I'm going to look up James. Vanderpump rules. Vanderpump rules. And then I'm going to look up cabbage patch doll, and I'm going to put them next to each other. And you're going to be like, whoa. - Okay. - So, there was this big fight. And of course, in the midst of it all, I guess the glass broke. And the glass got into Sheena's foot, which had me cracking up. She's like, why is there a piece of glass in my foot? Can someone please explain this at heart? Oh! - I think... - You picked your Sheena. - Like, of course you made sure. And pounding the bar and her poor Botox face can't move like she wants it to, but she's shrieking. Stupid. - I love Sheena. She is so stupid. - It reminds me of, you ever see bullets over Broadway? - Yes. - You know when they're in Boston for the previews? And Tracey Allman gets into a fight with Jim Broadbent. She's like, I knew you had this gets in your fight. And then they get into a fight. And she pushes Jim Broadbent into the wall or something and then crushes Jennifer Tilly's hand. And she's like, ow! Ow, you big fat dummy! You hurt my head! - That's exactly what I think Sheena is like. I know that was a long way to go for a simple comparison. But I was gonna... - Oh, it was pretty far. - It was pretty far, but for me it was really true. It really resonated. - She basically is the modern day Olive. Olive, Olive, Olive charm, charm, charm. - Sheena. - Sheena. - Sheena. - Chime. - Chime. - Sheena. - You know, that's... - Jennifer Tilly. - Yeah. - 'Cause she know we're in the 20s, she would be Olive from Bullets Over Broadway. - Chime, Chime. - Chime, Chime, Chime. - And then Kristen's like trying to talk in a British accent to stop James. She's like, stupid jobs. And he's like, try to hit me first, Kristen. He hit me first. He hit me first, Kristen. Hit me first. And then Kristen goes over to start beating up the other Tom who's now jumped into it. - Oh, yeah. - So she's like beating up a guy. - Yeah. - And Carmen is yelling at Jacks because he didn't help. And he's like, what? I didn't want to get in a fight. She's like, if there's a girl being hit, you jump in. And he's like, whatever. She wasn't getting hit. She's wearing a white shirt. I didn't want to get it dirty. - And then she's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 'Cause you know, she looks like chicken run. - Sorry. Sorry, Carmen. - Sorry, Carmen. - I'm not necessarily pot shot at your looks, but it's too easy. - Carmen. Yeah, she looks a lot different with makeup, right? - Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I saw her either way. I don't know which. I think we have only seen her in makeup, right? - No, when Jack's dumped her, she wasn't wearing any makeup. She looked totally different. - I actually liked her when she's pretty. She's pretty. Don't get me wrong. She's pretty. - I'm not saying anything bad. - No, no. - I'm saying she looks different with makeup. - I'm saying I liked her out of the makeup. I like that look. It's refreshing. It's refreshing. It's refreshing, so after this fight where Sheena is carried out of there, of course, and was in the hospital until six in the morning, I'm so sure. - Cedar sign. I have Azusa. Azusa. Azusa. - Maybe that's why they had to wait for the bus to take them to Azusa so she could use her insurance. - Yeah. - It's a hospital and a gas station. - I have to be jerky when you help me. I've got glass in my ankle. Give me up. - How am I supposed to sing with glass in my foot? - Glass. - You threw in my singing career. - Okay. So then we go to the auditions to be a waiter at Pomp. Okay. - This is really what, trying to be a waiter, wait, what are we going to say? Did I stop? - Well, maybe I was going to say that we're going to talk about Tom's response to Sheena for the fight. - Oh, what? That's not until later. - Oh, okay. Sorry. Go on. - So I'm just going off notes. So the next thing is auditions to be a waiter at Pomp. - Mm. - Now that is really what it looks like trying to get a job waiting tables in Hollywood. It really does. They put in ad in Craigslist and then hundreds of idiot models show up who don't know how to do shit. - Yeah. - And then they make you take off your shirt. - Yeah. - And that's how they judge our waiters. That's why the service in LA is always so far below the food rating in the zagat. - Yeah. It's actually very true. - Because they're stupid. - I mean, you should see when they're trying to staff a chunky cheese, it is just like a meat factor read. - No kidding. Get out your winner and get ready to slap some faces, yo. - Tom getting dressed. Oh, because I just started Tom's thing with him like half naked. And I was like, nice work. - Well, Tom, I mean, he had to put the concealer on, which was, I don't know. For some reason, it was like really entertaining to me to watch him do that. - I think because he's so good at it. - I'm like, bam. My hand's a banana concealer. It's staying. It's like, I got my ass kicked, babe. - I got my ass kicked by James, babe. Bad, bad, bad. Where's the concealer, babe, man? - The next big thing was Jack's talking about how he's dating another girl, other than this Carmen. And my favorite thing is that he's like, after I broke up with Dasty, I started dating Carmen. Well, that's eliminating a lot in between there. - Yeah. - There was a lot of fucking going on. - He's like, well, I saw, I saw his date, Carmen. But then I was also dating someone else. But being honest, so they all both know about each other. - I'm being honest. I don't know where everybody's mad at me. I'm being honest. - It's why everybody's so bad at me. I'm just trying to be honest. - It actually reminded me of the new Atlanta a few months ago when there was that guy who was espousing this whole thing of like, well, I can date you. I can date her. And as long as I'm honest with everyone, then everyone's on the same page. It's all good. The difference is that guy was a total douche bag. But he kind of like stood behind his douche baggery. You know, he kind of was like, well, that's just the way it is. If you don't like it, you can go. But Jack's, he couldn't quite pull it off. - Yeah, because Jack's is like, I'm a new person now. I'm a new guy. - I'm a new person now. - I'm a new person now. - I'm a new person. - I'm trying to get this tattoo of Stasi removed and he's already got a tattoo of this Carmen girl. So what do you think is wrong with Jack's? Like, if you had to give it a medical name, like, does he fit any of the medical profiles? What the hell is wrong with him? - Drugs. Cocaine. - You think it's a straight up oak addiction. - You cracked his skull open, white powder would come out. It just, that's all it would be. - You like one of those candies that's like a straw, but it's full of sugar or whatever? - Yeah, he has like a pixie head. - Yeah. - You know, it's not like-- - Oh, a pixie stick, yeah. - You just crack and you just like-- - It's like a pixie slab. - Yeah. He, he's just like, he's done a lot of drugs. He's very dumb. He's pathologically deranged. I mean, this is not someone who learns from his mistakes. He gets a tattoo of Stasi. And then he's like, oh shit, we broke up. I don't need this anymore. So you would think you would say, oh, I'll never do that again. But instead he gets a tattoo of Carmen, the one he doesn't even like that much of the two girls. He gets a tattoo of her, and then he's like, oh. He's like, well, you know I'm impulsive. Like, you know, you know how it is when you're in love. You're sort of like impulsive and you do stupid things. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, no, no, no. - Nope, nope, never done that. No, I got no tattoos in my heart. - I was like with Stasi found out about him getting a black rose over the tattoo. And she's like, black like my heart. At least I wasn't turned into a tribal. - Yeah, that was funny. You know, Stasi has been relegated to the sidelines. I mean, she's doing nothing. She's literally sitting on like a dirty futon. Just waiting for people to come to her and talk to her. - What's up with this? I thought she moved to New York because she found some successful boyfriend. - Yes. - He had to be there for work and this and that. Like, well, we lived in this tiny studio and I had to poop in the same room as him. And now he's sleeping on somebody's couch somewhere. - Yeah. - What the hell? I think he's poor. - I think he doesn't exist. I think it's all a lie. - Really? Have we seen pictures of him in the real world? Oh my God, now I have to look this up. - But Stasi has no axe to grind. She needs to have like a man on the show that she can boss around and be evil to. So we can hate her again. - Yeah, she has to be at work. I mean, it's a show about the waiters at the job and she's not even working there. I don't understand. Now, that said, she's still really hilarious. Okay, with Patrick Mingher. Okay, I'm going to look him up. - Patrick Mingher. Let's look at this guy. He's hot. - Patrick Mingher. - Of course, that's probably what she cares about most. She's cute. She's like some cute little blonde guy. I'm just looking at the pictures. I was going to look at his financial status. - I feel like his name is probably Marr, not Mingher. - Mingher? - He is really cute. - Well, yeah, of course. She's not going to date some Fuggo. Okay, so now let's look. - He's like a day trader or something. - Yeah, we need to find out. So if anybody knows anything about him, let us know. Because I'm curious why they're sleeping on couches. - He has like headshots. He's like a wannabe actor. - Recent works, projects, exhibitions, publications, silvershed. Or is that the same guy? Oh, this must be a different guy. So anyway, I just think that's weird. That she's like had to come back to reality worlds to get out of his studio in New York. - Remember the days of Stossy and Jax? And then Stossy and Frank? And then Frank and Jax fighting. And then Stossy and Jax. - Oh, well, they're not going to just keep Stossy sitting there the whole time. She'll be back at work in a second. - She'll be like this, I need my work. - She's going to somehow get into some relationship. She needs to. - Yeah, she needs to do something. But she is pretty funny. Let's see here, Tom's crying video. - Yeah, this was one of the highlights of the episode. Was that when Tom got home after the brawl, he sent Shina a four minute long crying. - I'm so sorry to you, to your family. To Shay, to Shay's family. To your ankle, to your tattoos. - To Mixology. - To Mixology, it was like a reverse award acceptance. - A buzz boy who had to clean up your blood. - I don't think he's like this. - I like that Shina was like, well, of course I forgave him. I mean, all I need is either champagne or a four minute long video where you look like a total pussy. - She's such a bitch. That's so like, it's so shallow. Like, he, I don't know. - It was nice. - It was so funny. - I wanted him to send a video. It did not have to be four minutes. It should've been like, hey, I'm really, really sorry. I was a little jackass. I owe you a drink or whatever. He doesn't need to be sitting there crying for four minutes. - Oh, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I'm god bein' hot. - It was so funny. - It was amazing. I was like, bad quality too. I was like, what was this recorded on? Like a Fisher Price webcam. - So then Lisa has everybody to, Lisa comes into the restaurant to yell at everybody and have a, and have a meeting. And she's like, what happened here? And James is like, well, he made fun of my car. And so I made fun of his car. And then we made fun of each other's car. And then he hit me. And Lisa's like, you're fired. - Yeah. She's like, I have some allegiance to Kristen and Tom, but I have none to use. So you two are suspended and you no longer work here. Goodbye. - Yeah. I don't want to hear it. - I couldn't believe that she fired such a successful DJ. I mean, he's like famous. - Seriously. Like she does not know who he is. - He's like famous. He plays like festival. - Like I have discs with holes in them that he puts on machines and they make music. - Okay. Lisa. - He's called a record. - He like plays like, he played like Coldwater Canyon Park. That's like a solid like 150 square feet. That's a big venue. Okay. - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. - Oh, that guy. He played mixology, you guys. - Yeah. He's like the DJ that makesology. I don't know if you know who you're messing with. He has to get following. - I'm surprised that she fired him just for the drama. - She never fires anyone. - I didn't know she was allowed to fire people. Otherwise, Kristen would have been out of there a long time ago. - Yeah. She shouldn't have fired him just because they're all silly. - And then during that meeting, Kristen's giving her a dirty look like, "What's your problem like that?" - She's like, "Well, we've had problems." She's like, "When was the last time we had problems?" Seriously? - Seriously? - Like, seriously? It's been a while. Like, seriously? I'm a good employee. - What about Katie being like, "You have to give Tom a job. We're trying to get married." - I know. This will change everything. Being a bartender at Pump. That's the road. That's success right there. - Oh, I feel bad for Katie. She's eating her feelings. - I know. - Seriously? - What you're apparently delicious. I've been there, been there. - Seriously. - But I'm not on TV. Roll it back. Roll it back. - There was something I was going to say about seriously. - Seriously? - Seriously? - But I can't remember now, and it's crushing me. I'm very sad about this. Yeah, now that whole, like, Tom being like, "Just give me a chance. Give me a shot." This is not Top Gun, okay? This is not like, please get me out there or Rudy or something. It's just a bartender at a middling restaurant at the corner of Santa Monica and Robertson. - What else? I love when Jackson gets together with Carmen. Okay, so Jackson meets this girl. We meet the girl that Jackson is dating in Vegas. - Oh, wait. - Wait, before we even get to the Carmen thing, because that's going to be a whole other section. The thing I enjoyed was when Tom said he's like, "I feel like this whole thing with Kristen. I feel like this was a giant swing and a miss for Kristen." And it's like, it so was. It was just such a swing and a miss for her. And I was like, just hilarious. Just imagine Kristen actually swinging something and missing. Like, whiffing on something. Give me an extreme joy, because that's the best way to put it. And you know there could be many, many more swings and misses for Kristen. - Oh, yeah. She's going to just keep trying. Who's going to want to date her? - No one. - She's not all that cute. She's a total bitch. She's done nothing. - Yeah. - Who's going to date that girl? Nobody is going to date that girl except some little 22-year-old fame more like she had there. - Yeah, exactly. So anyway, Carmen. - So we meet Jackson's other girlfriend, which we're finding about today. - It's her name, Tiffany. I forget. - Okay, so I don't know. Jump Vegas home. So she shows up, she's from Vegas, and of course she's from fucking Vegas. She totally looks like a Vegas home. But it turns out he likes her the best because she runs the customer relations, the VIP relations, at the Bellagio. So that's a good reason to date anybody. I mean, that's like a free shit every day in the most glamorous restaurants. I mean, that's just like sitting back and collecting free shit. - Like sweaters. - Who can blame it? - Sweaters that you can't even imagine. - Yeah, he's like, "Could you help me sell my sweater line in Vegas?" Which is like the hottest place in America. - He's like, "How about we put the sweaters in the Bellagio fountains?" - So we're like, "When the fountains go up, the sweaters go up too." - He's a sweater. - He's a sound show. - So that, he's like, "Oh, got to get rid of this other girl because you're so much cuter." And this girl's probably just dating him to be on TV anyway. It's not like she can actually see something in Jax. - And by the way, the funny thing is that there's really no potential between him and this other girl in Vegas. Because it's long distance, he won't be able to keep his shit in his pants for a long distance relationship. And he's clearly in it, as you said, for the VIP connections. And the fact that she has a crowd, she hangs with a crowd that flies private jets. - Yeah. And he admitted it pretty much. But I love when he's telling Carmen, he's so terrible. First of all, he doesn't even take her to a nice dinner. He's like, "Meet me at Domino's." - Yeah. - I respected that tactic, to be honest. I was like, "Yeah, why throw a lot of money at this one when they were about to dump?" - Oh my God. 'Cause she put in the time you should buy it. It's like giving it to a bunch of people of service. - Listen, this is like going to a restaurant with like 3,000 two-star Yelp reviews and being like, "Oh God, the food wasn't that good." Like, it was Jax's well publicized on TV. She knew what she was getting into. - Yeah, Jax has a very low Yelp review. - Yeah. - That's true. - He has two and a half rashes. - I like that she did the total girl thing where she goes from the most supportive loving thing ever to. I don't like you. You're a loser. All you do is drink and hang out anyway. - I don't even like you. - Yeah. Just yesterday, you loved him. - Yeah. - Well, the best part about that is so he takes the pussy away. He's like, "Listen, summer's coming up and I want you to have a great summer and I don't want to hold you back and I feel like you could have so much fun without me." And she's like, "So basically you're dumping me." - He's like, "You don't need me. You're going to school. You're going back to school. You don't need me. I'm just some guy." She's like, "What is it? What are you trying to say?" He's like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa." - Yeah. And then she gets mad at him and then he's like dumbfounded. He can't believe that she would be mad at being dumped. He's like, he has that like, derp face. He's like, "Ooh, you know." And then she gets mad at him and I think that she's also mad that he's too much of a pussy to come out and say what's really on his mind, you know? And she's like, "Listen, two days ago, you said you wanted to have babies with me. You put a tattoo on your arm and now you're saying you want to break up with me?" Like, yeah, this is really fucked up and you need to grow up and you're 35. You need to get your shit together. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, "Don't shoot the messenger." It's like, "What? No. No. You aren't the messenger. You are the source." And on top of that, he's acting as if he's the victim in this somehow. - Yeah. I can't believe she's treating me like this. I'm being honest. - Yeah, he's like, "I'm being honest." - Yeah, he's like, "Here's what I learned today. Being honest sucks." - But you weren't being honest. - But you weren't being honest. He didn't say I liked the other girl more. - Oh. - And actually didn't tell him. - I don't even think that he even knows that he likes the other girl more. I think the other girl was coming in from Vegas anyway, so he knew that he had to do something because she probably gave him some kind of ultimatum. And that's the only reason he even thought about it. I mean, he was just with this Gorman girl, like yesterday. - He didn't even know what he was talking about. He keeps on using the word "honest" as if it alleviates any wrong doing on his part. And Tom was the one who actually busted him, right? Wasn't Tom... Where Jackson's... I'm trying this new "honest" thing where I'm like, "I let each of them know." And it's like, it's working out really well. And then Tom's like, "Do you like one more than the other?" And he's like, "Yeah." He's like, "Did you tell her that?" He's like, "No." He goes, "Well, then you're not really being that honest. Are you?" And he's like, "I don't know." It's like, "I don't know." So stupid, you're not honest. And by the way, there was no indication whatsoever that the honesty thing was working out well. Like, I don't think we saw from the girls that they appreciated this whole honesty thing. I think it was like, they tolerated it, you know? But deep down inside, they knew that they were going to, like, one of them knew that they were going to persevere. - I don't know. You're dating a reality star that you know is a whore, and you know is going to totally cheat on you, and you're just dating him to be on TV. So shut up. That's the other one of you. - Yeah. - You deserve what you get. - Yeah. - Anybody who dates Jack's deserves what they get, okay? - Yeah, that's true. - Enjoy your purple pills. - Yeah. Exactly. - So what else happened here? I just put a lot of times Jack's is a retard. That's what I kept writing in my notes. And then my last note is James has cabbage patch face. That's it. - By the way, gossip, fresh in. This is from Abby, Abby Johnson. Portia Williams has been kicked off dish nation. I guess she said something about President Obama. That's the only thing the caption says. - Was she a regular on there or something? - You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to play this. I'm going to play this, okay? 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National average 12 month savings of $744 by new customer survey who saved with Progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary. Discounts not available in all states and situations. - Okay. - Okay. - Can you hear? - Can you hear? - Can you hear this? - Oh. - Oh. - Yeah. - Yeah. [indecipherable talking] - I mean, you can show what you're doing. - Well, a lot though. I mean, even think about it. When he comes, he for service has to go check the woods. They gotta check the falls. And what I'm saying is at the end of the day, terrorists could tow the footballs in the ground and try to make one of the balls. You know, like a bomb. So when the president gets up to tee off, it's like bomb, he hit the ball, and it explodes. Like, you can't have bombs, and the president in his balls must be secure. - Oh my God. - No, it's supposed to be a bomb. - Okay. [laughter] - I think it was staged, unfortunately. - Well, where's the part where she gets kicked off? - That's what happens. They literally just, a guy just came and pulled her off the screen. But I think it was, I think it was fake. I think it was fake. - I'm with her. Okay, well, not about the balls having bombs in them. But, you know, why should everybody else not be able to golf that day? Because Obama wants to golf. You know, the president, like what she's saying. They have to check the woods. They have to. It's a huge deal. - The terrorists could put a bomb in the golf ball. - It doesn't matter if the president is in downtown. The entire city shuts down. You can't drive anywhere. You can't do shit. It's a pain in the ass. So fucking get a golf game on your Xbox. Give me a break. Golf, wherever you want. Why aren't we worried about where the president is able to golf? - I don't know. - I think the president has enough to do without golfing somewhere. Okay? How about you go do things that are more important than golfing? - I don't know. - I think the president has enough to do without golfing somewhere. Okay? How about you go do things that are more important than golfing? - Come on, people. - What else is supposed to do? What else is supposed to do? - Exactly. - Let the poor man golf. - Yeah, poor guy. He's golfed enough, all right? - So should we move on to euros of Hollywood? - I'm just to be clear. It's not just Obama. It's all of them. That whole fucking government. What do they even do over there? How many wars are we in? Can we stop this bullshit government for a couple of seconds? Okay. Now we can move on. What? - Why don't we move on to euros of Hollywood? - Yeah, let's just leave our own country. - I am funny. I am funny. And I do not like Leona at my dinner party. Why are you eating the cheese? I bought the cheese at the Trader Joe. You're eating the whole cheese by yourself. It is warm. - I bought the cheese from Ralph. I bought it from Ralph. And I bought some. The son of Albert. - Bonnie has this accent where it sounds German, but then it'll be like one weird is really weird. She'll be like, why did you eat the cheese? Because it's like she learned American from maybe a British person or something like that. So she's like, so I don't know why I'm doing all this. The house has some of the wolves. I don't know. I'm funny. - She learned English from the mob wives. - Oh my God. I love euros of Hollywood. I'm into this show. I am like. - I don't really need attention to be at the party. She can not be a party with no attention from Leona. Me no like. Leona, every time she comes to party, she eats cheese. She eats cheese with her mouth. - By the way, Leona, let's not get it twisted. Leona is a monster. She was eating Parmesan. She was eating a wedge of Parmesan and eating it, like shoving it in her mouth. I was horrified. - She's like, yeah, that's how I like to do it. - You know, Leona, you have to work hard. - You know, Leona, you work hard. I had to work hard to be able to eat cheese. So I eat cheese however I want to. - When I was at the Prime Minister's house, this is how I eat the cheese. - In Albania, in Albania, we don't eat cheese with our mouth. We actually just spread the cheese on our cheeks and then we lick it off each other's cheeks. That's what we do in Albania. We work hard to do that. - Boy, Leona. All I wrote about Leona is her boobs look like they're made out of pantyhose material. I don't know why I'm talking about everybody's boobs today. Maybe I'm having some kind of physiological change, but I'm noticing everybody's boobs this week and hers look like they're made out of pantyhose material. That's all I have to say. - Yeah, I would not be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if it was like, you know, so one thing that's happening in LA, there's this one area of LA where they've been building a, it's like a dump, a giant dump. They've carved out part of the landscape and they've put all this shit into the land. It looks like a park on top, but you can't walk around there because the ground is always shifting around because there's all this trash underneath the surface that's like letting that's like emitting gas and it's always shifting and it's dangerous. I feel like that's what's in her boobs. Dumpster trash emitting. - I was wondering where you were going with that. I feel like her boobs are like the grassy things that look like park, but are dangerous to walk on. - Well, she's become close with the one who's married to the Swedish mafia guy who's like, "Oh, I put things together. I will make, you know, I will put something brilliant together for you." So, Fonnie, maybe you can do art at my party and Fonnie's there. - Oh, I would love to do the art at your party. - Oh, I would love to do art. I would love to do art at my party. - I love art. Fonnie, love art, but I'm a little nervous because I haven't done it in a while. But I'm a little nervous, but it'll be fun. It'll be fun because my name is Fonnie. - So she has, I don't know why, but she invites Fonnie to meet some singer in a studio while the singer is recording. I don't know what that was about, but Fonnie shows up and she's like, "Thank you so much for having me. Why would you be friends with Pionna? She's a horrible person. She's so fake and Fonnie, and you don't seem like this to me." - And then she went and barfed in the bathroom at the studio. For some reason, we never really got. - She's like, "I look too much like Austrian pink. Musto up now." - Yeah. That was so bizarre. She's like, "I have to go to the bathroom. I don't feel good. Hey, okay, I'm better." - They're like, "You can leave now. Just leave. Just go." - And then it was like, "I'm not fake. I'm not fake at all." And so she calls up Liana and Liana's like, "Well, why do you have this woman sing for you? Do you not feel she's not stable?" - Yeah, she's like, "Call her. Tell her she is not welcome to your party because you don't want this kind of emotional wreckage or party." So this girl, she gets mad at Fonnie for trying to control her, but then just lets Liana control her. And frankly, I don't blame her because Liana's way scarier, and that was Fonnie's first mistake. You don't go against a scary bitch. - Listen, I'm on Team Fonnie in all of this. And in fact, I was kind of like, I had this feeling of dread hanging over me the entire episode because she was so excited to have a gig that Isabella was going to arrange and then she was going to get in with Isabella and then in with Swedish House Mafia and then she was going to be a big superstar, but you knew it was all going to fall apart. And sure enough, because of what she said to Isabella or Isabella, Isabella, then, you know, she pissed off Isabella and then Blyona just exacerbated it and then Isabella sits spawning down at the end of the episode. Listen, I think that you're unstable and I don't want to work with an artist who's unstable. And I was talking to like Alexandra and she was like, "I don't want to work with this. It's so awkward. I don't want to work with her at all." And Fonnie was like, "No, I was my stupid way of saying I'm so sorry. Oh no, I'm funny. No, I'm never going to leave. I was screaming. I was screaming. I was stupidly saying. I was stupidly saying. I stupidly saying. And then I came to like a rental that's in the room and leave her in there and Fonnie's just crying. And I'm like, "Why would you invite Fonnie to your house?" Yeah. Like you should have done this in a coffee shop because now you got Fonnie in the other room at your house sobbing. And stupid. Ready to barf everywhere. And I love that when Isabella and her friend walked out. Or her friend, actually her friend that they walked Fonnie out at one point. And my girl has had like a little teacher that said, "Friend." It's like, "Oh, we're Fonnie." So what else happened? We saw the big kind of Germany guys. Yeah, they were like one German guy. It was like all horny because he hasn't had sex in forever. So he said to Jim, he's like, "Okay, one, two, three, four. Okay, okay." It's like, "You did good. Oh yeah, I'm a fighter. This is why you do good in Los Angeles." They did the graffiti along the street here. I see what they did to my window there. They came and you do graffiti on it. One of them said, "America is the land of the land." Yeah. Like what? Meanwhile, Sasha, he is lying to his family. They're like, "So, when do we get to come to America? How's it going over there?" He's like, "Oh, it's going very well. Very well of America." Oh my gosh. Masimo, we got to see Masimo do some acting. Oh yeah, he's like, "Okay, all right. I do American accent now. This is me being American." I'm a country boy. I'm a country boy. I'm a country boy. He likes to do the country in a hay in his mouth. I loved when he was on his way to the audition. He's like, "Oh, thank you so much, a cab driver." Well, I'm Japanese now for him. I like these Japanese. No, this is what happened last week. Thank you so much for bringing me to this audition. This is what happened last week. There's so many accents that we started winding up, like, landing into. It's too much. I can't do a German accent anymore. The German accent is like the easiest one to do, and now I'm like, "Hello!" Oh, that's terrible, Ben. Oh, it's terrible. Also, learning that Australian accent, there's something about it that's in the middle of your mouth, and it's hard to do anything else after that, Ben. Yeah. I'll try to do Sebastian. I mean, Sasha. Sasha was like, you know, he's all sexed up, and he's like, "Very honey," and he's trying to do drink tequila. The Germans don't drink tequila. They drink beer. So this is very hot for Sasha, and when they do the refugees on the window, how is it supposed to do that? Not a lot of business. It's like, "Oh, they did it for the whole of Melrose." Yes, so that's all that happened on this show, right? Well, and then Yannick or whatever, or what was naming it? Oliander. Oliander brought his girlfriend, Maxology, and he was like, "So, what do we want to do here? We want to order some drinks now, right?" And she's like, "I would like to start working some more," and he's like, "Oh, not at my business, though. Not at my business, because you're not an employee, you're a girlfriend." So that is a line. She's like, "Well, I want a ring." And he's like, "Oh, ring." And they did eyebrows. I'm high-end. You know, this girl is, like, what, 22? I mean, how old is this girl? She looks like she's a child. She's too young, and you can tell she's annoying. She's young. Yeah. She's young. She's going to be a huge bitch. You could just see it coming. She's not qualified. Just because she knows how to say I need to update the B2B page doesn't mean that she's qualified to do anything. I feel like who do you date when you're an older woman? Like once you hit, like, 35, who do you date? I mean, especially in Europe, because they seem to be even worse than we are. And men hear are bad, but you think it's just men everywhere? I mean, what do women do? Well, I guess women are starting to deflect 20-year-olds now, too. So I guess we just need to treat it like a salmon farm. Just keep farming enough for the rest of us 40-year-olds to fight. I'm sure the new Bravo show, The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce, will explore these topics. Ad nauseam. Oh, yeah. I'm sure Cuddie will be getting plenty in her putty. So next we have Top Chef. You want to talk about Top Chef a bit, Ben? Yeah. Let's talk about Top Chef, because I love Top Chef also. What do you think of it, Ben? You know, I love it. I love it. I hate that asshole Aaron, though. I don't even know where my little notebook is. Oh, shoot. Hold on, Ben. Talk about something. I can talk about the fact that I don't like Aaron on Top Chef. I think he's an asshole. And in fact, last week, this is something we forgot to talk about on the bonus episode and at the top of this episode, I think he was arrested. I was talking about how Aaron, the short guy, was arrested for domestic abuse. Yeah. Shocker. He's such an asshole. Because he posts just girlfriend too hard or something. He's an asshole. Yeah, that guy's an asshole. And to girls who are dating guys like that, who have short tempers, who berate you for no reason, who yell and scream, throw fits, try and make you feel like shit, that's called abuse. So don't be surprised when you get pushed too hard. Leave. Do not be around men like that. Okay? If you did to get over in therapy and stop dating men like that, you're hurting yourself. Yeah. So my favorite thing that Dick Aaron did, which is basically, I think he's the only thing that anybody's talking about so far this season, but I thought it was hilarious when he is trying to give the Mexico stuff. He's trying to give him crap again. And Mexico is like, Oh, shut the fuck up there, Aaron. No one cares what you think, okay? And then Aaron's like, I think he's going to use mental warfare against the other chefs to win this. I'm like, what are you talking about? That's exactly what you're doing. You're like bullying everybody and trying to get them to fuck up. You jerk. He has such a chip on his shoulder towards everyone and everything. Oh, yeah, he's gross. He's awful. The mom, the annoying blonde mom who got into a fight with him first, she's like, I really want to quit because you know why, you know when everybody misses their children on a reality show, when they lose a challenge, every single time. No one when they win is like, Oh my God, I missed my children. I wish that we're here to share this with me. It's only when they lose that they're like, I need to leave because I miss my children. Stop using your children as an excuse. Okay. You're supposed to be resenting your children for stealing the life you could have been living. Okay. Stop using them as an excuse. Yeah. Sick of that. It's a reality show thing. I lost. I missed my family suddenly or my dad died or someone had cancer. What else Norm was there from Cheers? Yeah, they did a they did a quick fire in Cheers. I mean, I guess it was kind of boring. Is there something to talk about in top, chef? I'm trying to I'm trying to remember what I'm missing. They did. Oh, they had to do different different menus, right. And Aaron was on like the winning one of the winning teams and well, they had to do menus in an Italian restaurant, whoever ordered the most menu, like whichever team had the most menus ordered one, which I think is kind of unfair, it should be about the quality of the food. I mean, of course, if you put pepperoni pizza, more people are going to order it, but that's like hackier food than right the other stuff. I don't like that. And also, I didn't like that the guest was that stupid girl from shameless. What is that? Oh, yeah. She barely eats anyway. She was like getting these. She had to be gluten free. And she was like, I'm sorry. And an Italian restaurant. I know. But you know what though? That very sweet, culinary teacher who I like. She made her like a zucchini pasta. And I was like, and I was like so happy because I was like there, there, like another win for her over Aaron. I mean, Aaron did well too, but it was one of those things where like Aaron was being such a dick to her. Every time she does well, I'm happy because I'm like, she probably has to deal with those little punks all the time. Yeah, I want her to make it further than Aaron, even though she pretty much just makes like broccoli salad or like simple. She's so sweet though. She's so sweet and nice. Yeah. Well, it says that food has to be difficult. I've been watching Jamie Oliver. By the way, do you watch him ever? Jamie Oliver? No. I find that like when I've watched like the naked chef, the camera work is like too frantic and I can't. It's like too much for me to watch. Oh, that one's not even on. I'm watching. I'm watching it on this internet channel, but I've been watching him do Jamie Oliver's 30 minute meals. He's like, listen guys, you think it's too hard to make meals? Well, it's not. You can do all of this in 30 minutes, a salad, a steak, a dessert, and then he like goes into it. It's really good to watch what you're pinching. Yeah. But everything and I've noticed like all the celebrity chefs, they only have their basic Mirapua or whatever, like his is onion, garlic, chili, and onion, garlic, chili, and I guess that would count as the pepper, right? And whatever, the carrot, like that's like everything is that. It's just basically saute that and then throw some chicken and like whatever, whatever spice you want to make it different. So I guess some cooking is basically simple. You know, it doesn't have to be so crazy. So I guess I should get off that girl's ass because, you know, she just cooks simple shit. Yeah. Stay on her ass. It's a podcast. That's what we're here for. A rational attack. No, she's the one that you like. I know, but I'm saying you don't have to like her just because, you know, if you want to have like a chicken. I like her because she's nice, but then I wouldn't want to hang out with her because every time like we got a red light, she start complaining about her dad or something. Either way, I mean, Rosson kind of annoying, but I did like her. I mean, Rosson, yeah, I did like that she, she went and met the shots and was like, sorry, I was the annoying one with the gluten allergy. I was like, okay, she only did a little bit. I just think it's annoying when you've got some skinny girl who obviously doesn't eat and doesn't really have, did she have a connection to Boston? Maybe I missed it. I don't know. She doesn't really have a connection to anything. It's like, who is this? She just showed up because they needed like a celebrity judge and then she has nothing to say, she's not a foodie at all, her like her criticisms were. After everybody else says it's bad, she'd be like, yeah, bad dish. That's not what you're supposed to make on top chef. Get out of here with your gluten allergy. Get out. She is shameless. Also, also I resent her because in the original shameless, the brit version of shame, wait, is it British shameless? I think so. Oh my God, it might be Australian, but I watched the first few episodes years ago when it came out. It was pretty funny, but it's not all about like, gorgeousness, you know, that girl's too gorgeous. Like the other girl's a little more regular and beat down because she had to take care of her alcoholic father and all this shit and then they, the American one, of course, are like at a hot twig, bastards. They should have, she should have appeared on top chef wearing her full Phantom of the Opera outfit. That's what it is. Oh my God, is she from Phantom of the Opera? She was the girl in the Phantom of the Opera movie from a few years ago. Oh my God. So she even plays roles that I hate. I hate Christine too. Christine is one of the biggest pussies in musical theater history. She's like, oh, you can get me a job as a lead. Okay, I'll fuck you guys with no face or like half a face. You fucking user. No wonder you're on a reality show now. She should have shown up as Christine and then like, Tom could have had a bit like the Phantom of the Opera and then Padma could have been like, I'll get you gluten free if you like, make out with me under my mask. Right. And isn't there like an evil woman in there like a rival? Oh, Carlotta had been Carlotta. Erichard Blaze could have just been a chandelier and he could have just fallen from the ceiling. Mm-hmm. Richard Blaze, that face. The Phantom of the Opera. That mouth. The gluten of the Opera is here. I'm just clogging your ass. What's the other famous song from Phantom of the Opera? Isn't there like two famous songs at the time? The music of the night. Yes. The gluten of Boston. Let your glance swell and choke you. You deserve it or you won't eat what I cook any more. Okay. So Top Chef is done. Now what? Oh. This is a week of Bravo. Oh, my God. We had two episodes, hideous, insufferable episodes, of New Jersey Reunion. Oh, those were both this week, weren't they? Okay. Killer. Killer. Killer. And they just, I can't even remember what happened to one versus what happened to the other. It was just like a big mess of yelling. I do know because I watched the most recent one this morning and it was just like Jim Marchese overload. He was too much. Yeah. Jim Marchese is horrible. He's like jacked up on something. I think actually he was just jacked up on adrenaline. I'm not even gonna say he was on adrenaline. I wouldn't say Adderall probably because that's like the new coke. I think he was on there. Like the lethal coke. Jim is basically like a classic like he was like nerd. He was like pushed around in high school and middle school. And now he has his words and he's like, he doesn't have his social graces though. And he, he is probably like, listen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be rude. I'm gonna be a pig and I'm gonna be the villain and it'll be great. And then we'll get picked up. But he was so annoying. I mean, even Andy Collins was like, you're really rude. You do, you know, you're rude, right? And he, and Jim is just so aggressive and like, he just says things in like unnecessarily obnoxious things. He'd be like, if you just shut up, you big bitch, you know, it's like, he said it's like Reno. I don't know. Yeah. Jim, I hate so much and I find him to be so useless that it's really hard. I mean, I don't know, it's hard when we're gonna be talking about these two reunions. So I'm gonna have to put my feelings aside, but it's hard for me to even spend time on him. I just don't take him seriously. He's obviously just some fame warrant. You know, like all the new cast members this year, he's just yelling to get attention. You know, it's like none of them really have anything to say. Nothing to do. No personal storylines. It's just about getting attention. So the most disgusting man to me again, Andy fucking Cohen, I mean, what is this guy doing? Here we go. Two more hours. I mean, he's already had an entire interview special with Teresa, that's a double, right? Where all he did was ask the same questions over and over with his fake, his fake face that he his fake carrying face. Now it's two more than he has an hour reunion special, which we saw, then he's two more hours and this entire first hour almost until the 45 minute mark was, but Teresa, your fans are saying that you're that you robbed people and you deserve what you're getting. What do you think about that? Teresa, your fans want to know what it's going to be like without makeup in prison. Teresa, your friends want to know what you feel about now that your kids know that you're a felon. You know, how do your kids feel? Teresa, what do you think of Teresa? What about this? Teresa, what about that? Teresa, what about you? Teresa, you're a loser. Teresa, you're a criminal. Teresa, shut up. This is too much. It's too much. Please stop. You're making me even feel bad for Teresa and I hate the bitch. Stop talking. I've said it a million times. I hate the sympathetic edit that Teresa is getting and I thought it was just out of control once again on this reunion special, especially in the last 10 minutes as Andy Cohen is sitting there getting choked up and they're holding hands and she's like, "This might be my last episode. This might be my last reunion," which is bullshit. One of our listeners on our Facebook page was like, "Yeah, right. There's going to be like Teresa's last Christmas special. It's going to be, everything is going to be documented up until the very end." Oh, yeah. Her ass will be back the second she's out of jail too. It'll be like the return of Teresa and she'll be like, "I'm in my latin, I'm a new person now." Yeah. No. I just find it sickening. I think she did wrong. She's a criminal. I do too, but that's the thing. He's pretending it's a sympathetic edit, but it's not. It's like he grabs her hair. He drives her through the mud for three hours and then he's like, "I'm going to miss you, girl." I know. It's gross. It's like exploiting its exploitation plus fake love at the same time. It's gross. Yeah. No. It's sickening. I thought the whole thing, especially this third hour was so violent. Ronnie and I just had some big technical difficulties, which just goes to show that even Skype is sick of all these people. But what I was going to say was that I don't see how the show can go on. Teresa's going to jail. Amber and Jim are so vile that they can't possibly come back under the Jill Zaren clause. When someone gets so hideous, they just have to be fired. The twins are terrible. No one cares about them. They can't come back. Dina doesn't want to come back. That just leaves Melissa, and she's not even interesting anymore. There's no one left to watch on this show, so they either have to truly start fresh with a new set of women, which they'll never do, or just put it to sleep. Well, an article was posted on our Facebook page that everybody was re-signed for the next season. So... It's terrible. So, I guess they're going to be trying it again. Although, I don't see how they would just be trying it again when the season was shortened to 13 episodes. That's pretty bizarre. And I can't even believe they gave them three hours of reunion after a 14, whatever episode season. Right. Maybe... There's something fishy there. It was honestly one of the worst seasons of all time of any housewives. Worse than DC, worse than, maybe even worse than season one in Miami. Yeah, that show's stupid. Glad it's over. Byee! Of course, there's like a lost footage special, but I'm not watching that. They're telling you that right now. Didn't they already have a lost footage? I heard there was a lost footage, someone on Facebook said there's a new lost footage coming up. They had secrets revealed. Now they've got lost footage. I guess. Yeah, I'm not watching that. Sorry! Sorry. No, no, no. It's terrible. You're just dead. Yeah. But I will say this, though. Jim Marchese did score one point. He got one victory point when he pulled out all those photos of Bobby at the book signings and Bobby's like, "Well... Oh, Larry is... Bobby's like, "Well, no. I was a... I was a tracer. I mean, I was just having to be there. I was bouncing and she was there. So I thought I'd take a picture. And then the other time, you know, we were all... We were all there. It was like, "We were all there." So I took a picture with everyone, you know, because we were all there. You were so busted. Yeah. That guy. That guy is pretty pathetic. No bad for him. Jim got him. Jim got him, for sure. The ones that the Jim did. Oh. But who else? I mean, what else even happened? Those twins in there. Everything with their mother. It was my mother. It was my mother. We don't talk about my mother. We don't talk about my mother. You don't talk about my mother like that. Like if I had a colada for every single time, did someone say something neat about my mother? I would have a lot of coladas. So actually, you can talk about my mother a lot because I love coladas. I love that Teresa is so stupid that she doesn't even realize that she's kind of affirming what this girl is saying when she's like, I didn't do it. But you know what? So what? So if it wasn't true, then why are you so mad? I mean, look at Melissa. She didn't get mad when, you know, when that stuff came out, which is basically that situation was you obviously having Kim D on the show to say that Melissa was a stripper. Like, yeah, that was the most obvious thing in the world and then denied it. And Melissa did have a fucking fit about it for like a year. So I don't know what you're talking about. But she's basically like comparing the two and the last one, she was obviously the culprit, which kind of made her look guilty in this one too. God bless Teresa. Well, I mean, the twins did have a slight point when when they, I guess at some point, someone asked Teresa, do you think that Reno slept with his mother-in-law and she's just like, I mean, I, you know, I don't know, it's between them. And so then everyone got mad. It's like, you should say, no, I don't believe it. Everyone got mad. And the thing is that's what's always tripped up Teresa is that she, she doesn't, she clearly thinks that it's true, obviously, but she doesn't own up to it and it's like that lack of accountability to what she really thinks, what she, what's really on her mind is what drives people crazy about her. So the twins had a- Well, someone named Benjamin Cohen could be one of your cousins, Ben, on our Facebook said- He just related my first name. Uh, well, also Cohen, I tried. That's true. I'm not saying a word about the Reno rumor, which I thought was pretty funny. She never said anything, only one of those really denying it. And then Nicole not being condemned for pulling Amber's hair, which I thought was interesting too. It was like, I guess like the whole violence, you know, housewise violence thing is just a thing now. Well, I think, I think, or maybe they just didn't, they were trying to limit how many things they could talk to the twins about because they kept on harping on about the same point. I mean, at one point, you know, I think it was Treso was like, you know, like, I don't feel bad for Teresa going to jail because when you do bad things, this is what happens. So you think like, in my mind, I'm like, you know what, thank God someone's about to say, you know, when you, when you defraud people, you go to jail. And that's just the way life is. But instead she's like, so when you speak about my mother, you can't speak about my mother. And that's what comedy you get. You're just going to go to jail. I'm like, no, you stupid idiot. The lesson is not like, don't talk about someone's mom or you might go to jail. The lesson is don't defraud someone because he might go to jail. You're so stupid. He's like, clank, clank. I think if you want to really punish any of these people, you should have these sketch artists from Real Housewives of Atlanta's courtroom to sketch them. That's like the worst punishment ever. No, no. For the twins, I think it would be an improvement. Did you see the Apollo? Yeah. Sketch. It was like Al Hirschfeld. Yeah. He's like all skinny and scrawny and has bad posture. He's like, little hands, like, so crap. You know that court, that court artist is some fat, bitter jerk. You know, it's probably like Phaedra. She's like, oh, yeah. Well, I forgot to mention it. My spare time. I was picked up court artistry. She's like, oh my God. I now am not only a lawyer and a mortician, but I also am a court artist. And I know how to be an entrepreneur on Swats. How oh, we have to say happy birthday to Tracy Swacy and Katherine. Yes. Happy birthday, girls. We love you. Ooh, yes. Yes. Word. Yes. Fannie, love you. Fannie. Oh, by the way, um, so on our Facebook page, there is like a 30 second leak of Fannie's new single, um, called Fannie Makes Dinner Party in Austria. I just wanted everyone to know that it's not real. Like, I just was bored yesterday and I was like inspired. So I put something to get on a garage band and then put it on the page because people have been sort of, I think most of you know, it's not real, but there have been some comments where people like, oh my God, I can't believe this and it's like hilarious. It's bad on purpose, but I think it's so funny and it says a lot about Fannie. Yes. That's true. Yeah, by the way, it doesn't say anything if I didn't know that she's her whole song is funny. Yeah. I just want to say it's not a reflection on our listeners. It's a reflection on Fannie, that it's actually conceivable that this would be one of her songs. Fannie Fannie. Fannie Fannie. Yeah. Please post that for the end credits. Yeah. The, um, the lyrics for those who are, I understand that some of the, the vocals are the little quiet. So I think the lyrics are some like, it's funny, funny, funny, funny, funny. Fannie Makes Dinner Party in Austria. Fannie Fannie Fannie. And the owner know Fannie, Fannie, so funny Leon, well, hey, that's so funny. Like the lyrics you read earlier, they make about as much sense. Bitch, I hate you, bitch. I kill you. Bitch, you stupid. Don't talk to me, bitch. I did. I did hear a rumor though that there is going to be a Fannie and Leona duet in, in the future. So I think we should all look forward to that. Let's daily it. Yeah. Um, are we at the end of our podcast? We're at the end. Do you have anything else to say? Um, no, I think that, um, I'm happy with the Euros of Hollywood. I'm surprisingly invested in this Fannie and Leona feud. And um, I'm just glad Jersey's over and I'm looking forward to Beverly Hills and on the season premiere, I don't know, did you see the commercial? The old, it was all back together. The season premiere, this can be Camille and Adrian and Taylor and Lisa. Oh, oh, this is what I'm excited about the promo. So again, Bravo promo, they're like, all the girls are back and they, and it's like everyone from the first season are all like dancing at a party. And then, and they're like, and everyone's happy about it, except for Brandy. And then they cut to Brandon. She's like, I am now the pry of the group. I'm like, yeah, bitch. That's right. Yeah. You are a stupid, stupid bitch. You want to become Lisa? And this is what happened. Yep. Learn Joe lesson. Did you watch the comeback? Do you watch that show? I don't have HBO, but I think I'm going to get it. Lisa Kadro came back with a comeback and it's like 10 years later and it is still the most awkward fucking thing on television. Yes. It is so hard to watch. I know. The first one is so hard to watch. It's such a pathetic person. And Lisa Kadro is so good at playing that. Oh, she's so brilliant. But you know, one of, one huge part of it is that she's bragging because she basically started reality TV. So it's kind of true when it came out, there was really only survivor. There wasn't anything else really on. Yeah. And people didn't like quote unquote get her show and so. And now there's like a ton of reality shows and she's like, well, I started it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, which is creepy, but kind of true. And she does a scene with Andy, she does a scene with Lisa Vanderpump where she's auditioning to be on a housewise show and Lisa and her auditioning together. And she's like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're trying to make me look like the bad guy. I'm not going to fall for this. I've been on reality TV before. Everybody stop the cameras. Stop the cameras. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not the villain. I never know. She's crazy. And she can't just be in the reality show. It is hilarious. Oh my God. Lisa, I may have to get HBO just for it. She follows, she knows that Andy's having lunch. She's the whole thing, the whole episode is she's trying to get a sizzle wheel together for Andy Cohen so she can have a Broadway or a Bravo show. And so she knows that he's eating it like the IV or so. Oh, not the IV. What? She was at some hotel. So she goes in, the guy won't let her in with the cameras. So she like pushes herself past him with cell phone cameras and it's a really awkward Andy scene. It's good stuff. Is Andy Cohen in it? Uh huh. Oh, that's amazing. He's like, now I love you. You know, she used to be in that sitcom, you know, two is enough or whatever. She's like, I love her, which is so him too, to be like in love with some 80s star from some terrible show. And he's like, well, we tried to work together, Val, she's like, I know, but it's really good. I can't explain it. It's way more awkward when she does it. She's, I mean, Lisa, who drove is so, she's so good. She is so good at playing that, um, that flummoxed person who like can barely control what's on her mind. Like she has seething thoughts about something. She's got anger. She's got frustration. She's trying to put on like a happy face and little things just kind of exploding out of her. And the funny thing is, that's not what Phoebe, that character, her most famous character is not even like that, really. Her famous character. I know. That's why. That's why. But her hope. She's got such a darkness about her and all of her stuff. Yeah. Like there is funny as hell, but it's so dark too. Well, like, uh, easy A when she played that principal or, um, oh God, she stole, I mean, to me, she was the best part of neighbors. She was so hilarious as the Dean. Um, I mean, I just feel like she needs to be in so many more things and she works, but she needs to be, she needs to be everywhere. She's so good. Well, the rumor is that the comeback character is based on Kathy Griffin. And it's just so now that makes it even more cringe. Yeah. I have, have she and Megan Malali worked together? I mean, I feel like they would have, I feel like they're both from like the groundlings or something. I don't know. Because Megan Malali's not from groundlings. She's a Broadway star. Oh, okay. Oh, I thought she had a groundlings past. But be the way, I mean, they're both, they're both like very quick and funny. So good. I know. What the hell? Where's Megan Malali at? Can we get some Malali? She's always. TV, please. Malali's always popping up. She's always got stuff going on. Like little guest things, but I want her to have, I need, I need her like every week. Well, and Grace was probably my last favorite sitcom. She was good on party down. Oh, I never even got to the part where she was on. I only watched part of the first season. Yeah. She was on the second season. I think she's part because Jane Lynch went to Glee. And. Watch that later. And she played Casey Wilson's mom on Happy Endings. So every. She did. Oh my God. Her episode season two, Happy Endings, her first, she's on, I think like two or three episodes during the show. She is so funny on that. I mean, she is like, it was one of my favorite Happy Endings episodes of all time. Yeah. She's great on everything. Her third rock from the sun years ago, and I still remember it. She's so, so funny. Love her. Not Bravo, but still love her. Yeah. She shouldn't have tried to do a top show though. No, no, no. No, no, no. You know, Lisa Timmons, our, our, our long rush. Yes. She used to work on Mega Molly's talk show. Oh, she did. Oh, sorry, Lisa. No, no. It's okay. She said it was crazy. Oh. Okay. Well, anyway, we're at the end. So everybody, don't forget that tomorrow is our hangout. 6 p.m. Pacific time. Sick. Well, and by tomorrow we mean November 13th, Thursday the 13th, 6 p.m. Pacific, which means non-p.m. if you're on the East Coast. We hope there won't be too many technical issues because we're going to set up a little differently this time. 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