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We'll just get on with the show. - Yeah, well actually I do have something to plug, but it actually is appropriate to the show. It's not, does not have anything to do with our social networks. I've been writing stuff for Ranker.com. I mentioned this last week when we had this whole discussion about best hair of the housewives. And this week, my assignment was to write, do a list of the best real housewives of all time. And so I compiled a list, and I would, I think everyone should go over and check it out because you can vote. So you can, the women will go up and down depending on the votes. But it was like-- - Yeah, it was on our face, but. - Yeah, it was like super fun to compile because, you know, I love making lists, and I love comparing these women. Obviously, this is not really a spoiler. Lisa Vanderpump was in the first place, you know? And I think she'll probably stay there. But it'll be fun to see how everyone else goes up and down that list. I'd love to get everyone's input, et cetera. So that link is already on our Facebook page. - Yeah, so go that. - Yeah. - I bet you got it. It's your duty as Americans. - And it's, you know, by the way, it's like really hard, you know, just, I guess it's funny. When we talk about these real housewives shows, it's so hard to decide what makes a best real housewives. You know, is it because we like them? Is it like Lisa Vanderpump where she's sort of like effortlessly, you know, awesome and hilarious? So she's got a dry wit. Or do you put someone like Tamara on there because she's so awful, like you wouldn't, you would hate her in real life. She's one of the most hateful people of all time. - No, she's gross. I would say if I had to do it, I would say that you would do it because they have to be loaded, right? 'Cause that's the point of the show. They have to be generally loaded, and they have to have some semblance of class, and they have to be also bitchy, but not horrible to where you hate them. So I think that's why Lisa wins, because she's loaded. - Yeah. - She's a bitch, but she's a funny bitch, so we're still on her side. And she's classy. And yeah, she's not an evil witch, just like living in a condo and trying to like bring people down so she can get more money or more gym memberships. - Right, you know, I also put people like Teresa, Judas and Danielle Stobb on there because it's like they're awful, horrific people, but they're almost like, like you can't have the housewives without them, like that makes them kind of best housewives material, right? - You don't think so. I mean, maybe if it was best villains or something like that. - Yeah, well, Danielle Stobb currently is lingering at the very bottom of the list. She's in last place with Tamara, not far behind in Kim Zolciak. But so I guess that people will determine, but like someone like Kenya Moore, you know, like-- - Awful bitch, awful terrible human being. - But at the same time, it's like, oh, thank God, she's there. - Yeah, and really funny. And yeah, it brings a lot. It brings a lot to the table, but man, what a horrible human being. - God, thank God for Bravo for really making us think about things. - Yeah, thanks, Rob. You're really pulling us deep. Pulling us into the deep end. - Yeah, exactly. - So speaking of Teresa, we'll start off with a little gossip. - By the speaking of Teresa, light a bull attack. - Speaking of Teresa, let me expunge something from my lungs. - Oh, excuse me, I'm pooping and vomiting myself to death from Ebola while we talk about Teresa. - Speaking of Teresa, Teresa, she-- - Speaking of light tears. - She got fired by her crisis manager this week, which to me is hilarious. - It's a crisis unto itself. - Because all I know really about crisis management is what I see on Scandal. And I mean, when does Olivia Pope fire you? You've really gotta fuck up. And basically, this crisis manager is all pissed off because Teresa filed a motion without her permission to ask if she could get transferred to the same jail that Orange is the New Black is filmed in, which is such a bizarre story. - What? I didn't even know Orange is the New Black film that like a functional jail. - Or it's based on it or something. - Oh, based, okay. - So, I don't know why she wanted to move there. Is it Connecticut? I don't understand why. I don't understand the story really. - Is that the one that Martha Stewart was at, like Camp Cupcake or whatever? - Oh, I don't know. - Yeah, that's what they nicknamed it, Camp Cupcake. - Yeah, could you imagine somebody telling Teresa, oh, you gotta go to the same jail Martha Stewart did. Remember the poncho? They'll love you there. - So actually, that makes more sense now. - Well, how would you fucking know which jail? But I guess that's a stupid question. - I can't help but think that now that she is down a crisis manager, like she has no one else to turn to except Kim D and Kim D will be her new crisis management. She's like, okay, here's what we're gonna do, okay? We're just gonna invite the judge and all the jurors and all the reporters to a fashion show, okay? And then you and Melania are gonna walk down the runway and everything's gonna be okay, it'll be great. We'll serve Abilene's and he'll be out in like three days. I'll make sure Melissa's in the show too and her dress doesn't fit and everyone's gonna laugh at her. And then I'm gonna tell one of the way that she was a stripper and then everyone's gonna know by the end of the party and everyone's gonna be talking about her vagina instead of your jail trip. And then you can sneak out the back and you'll be safe forever. No one will even know who you are anymore. - And your brother has a small penis. Your brother has a small penis. And I'm gonna have, I'm even gonna invite you to have Kim, rather than the other Kim was, the old lady Kim, Kim G. - Kim Granitella. - You know Kim Granitella's gonna be like, you know that basically what's good. I feel, I'm actually a little surprised that when Theresa and Joe walked out of the courthouse that Kim Granitella didn't come running up through the crowd like Casey Wilson and Gone Girl and be like, you wanna go to jail? Here's what happened to the millions of dollars. - Where's your wife in Affleck? Where's your wife? What did you do to your pregnant wife? Where's your other daughter, Theresa? - Doesn't even make sense. - Who's her daughter that doesn't look like any of you? Theresa? - You know Kim G is totally the type of person who would like, she's gonna like be standing at like when Theresa rolls up in the bus at the jail. Kim Granitella's gonna be there with a poster and be like, give back the money, give back the money. - So while we're on Kim Granitella, we could save this to the Real Housewives recap, but I do wanna talk about her, 'cause I think one aspect that we haven't talked about yet and this whole Theresa going to jail thing is Kim G. - Yes. - Because one huge thing that has been going on the past couple of seasons are all these accusations that it's actually Kim who this whole time has been trying to bring Theresa and Joe down and it finally worked and that these authorities wouldn't have even been onto them without a bunch of evidence that Kim supposedly dug up with her friends, Tom Murrow and Monica Chacon, who is one of the lawyers, I guess who works on these things and that awful horrible hack, Tom Murrow. - Tom Murrow is like the worst. - What do you think about that? Do you think that Kim actually was behind this? Because I was reading some old stories and the accusations of Theresa saying that Jackie and Kim were working together and Theresa, Kim tweeting that she was speaking with Jackie every day. - You know what? That is such a crazy conspiracy theory and I love it. - It is not really that crazy because it's what Theresa has been accusing them of this whole time and it's what Kim Granito has been bragging about on Twitter. She's been saying that she's working to bring Theresa down with a bunch of legal documents and she's got all this scoop and now here we are a couple of years later and bitch is going to jail. - Isn't that amazing, I love it. That's like very desperate Housewives season one. You know, that's why I tune in to nighttime soap. It's a good nighttime soap. That's what it should be. Like one Housewife pisses off another, so the other one's going to dig up all the dirt and send it to jail. - And ruin her for life. - Yeah, I live for that shit. And if that's true, then Bravo dropped the ball for not pursuing Kim Granito because that is brilliant. - The Kim Granito thing is also fascinating because I read, I was talking to my best friend this week about all this. So we were doing a bunch of googling on the phone because that's what kind of lies we have. - Yeah. - When I was googling it, it said that Kim Granito was on the show because she was feeding Danielle, oh, because she was letting Danielle use her limo. So she was exchanging basically a driver and a car to make Danielle look richer so that she could guest on the show. So she started in such a pathetic fashion and she got fucked with. And then she went through all of this trouble to bring people down, you know, that she-- - Well, that's the way it works. I mean, it's like, that's how it works on a nighttime soap. You know, it's always like the desperate lady, the one who's like marginalized, who's going to like make her, she's going to make her big splash somehow. And you can never, you can never overlook them because you know, I'd like never, you know, a woman's scorned is a woman you don't want to mess with. If there's anything we've learned about Gone Girl, and I'm going to keep on referencing that movie, there's anything we've learned, don't overlook a woman. - Oh yeah. Well, we've learned that in a lot of different ways over the course of history. - Yes. Yes. Starting with Clyde Temestra. - Starting with the real housewives of Orange County. - Starting with the real housewives of the Garden of Eden. - Where the Bible started in Orange County. (laughing) - Yes. Could you imagine, don't you feel bad, if all that was left of our civilization, 4,000 years from now with these shows, or our recaps of the shows, and somehow whatever new civilization or species built a narrative of our lives based on this stuff, it'd be really interesting. - Yeah. - You feel like Eve was in the Garden of Eden, but then she demanded to hold an orange, and God told her to stop being greedy. So she fucked up her atom and held the orange anyway, and that's where sin began. - Yeah, and be like, Eve invited over the other six goddesses of the goddesses of society for a dinner party, and then one through one and the other one's face, and a psychic told the other one she was going to die, and there was the fight. And from then on, there was strife in the world. (laughing) It was trying very hard to like, so like shoehorn real house-house mythology with real mythology at us. - Andy Cohen gave his only child. (laughing) And she was crucified on a cross, and her name was Teresa Giudice, and now we can sin and peace. - Oh, thanks. (laughing) - So yeah, that gets a little dicey. But anyway, I'm surprised I haven't heard anything about Kim G and this whole thing, and what did she have to do with this, and does she deserve credit for it, and would it be credit, or would it be a lawsuit? I'm not really sure. - Well, here's why I think that Kim G has nothing to do with it, because if she had even the slightest bit, like if she had like passed on a posted note to the DA, Tom Moreau would have sent out an email to every single person and be like, this just in, my very good friend, Kim G, sent along a posted note, and here's a picture of the posted note, and it's like a low res 72 pixel picture of a posted note. Be like, this just in, and here's the two of us drinking champagne, while we talk about the posted note. I don't know, if you're going to use these photos, please put all credit to Tom Moreau. - Possibly, but it is pretty bizarre that all of this happened, and she's always claimed that she's had help from Jacqueline, and now Jacqueline is back on the show suddenly. - I don't know, this is just all very fishy. But she's still only talking about Theresa, I'm looking at her Twitter right now, and it's basically just her, everything is at Theresa, at Theresa. Kim Granitell says Theresa should pick up garbage in prison. I mean, she's just awful, you know? - She'll get with it. - Hey, for furniture, they won't even buy a lollipop. Glad the judge saw through Theresa's BS. Stay tuned, which bunk would you prefer? Top or bottom? Oh, that's different, and still disgusting. But, oh my God, dumb as would, don't know what plea deal means, it's called find out, beyond stupid. - You know what, if Theresa winds up at this jail, that O-I-N-T-B is based on whatever, it truly would give new meaning to the term orange is the new black, because it clearly refers to her tan, the color of her skin. - Oh, yeah, so that's that. That's my conspiracy theory for the week. - But I'm surprised we haven't heard anything yet. - Well, how about this? Normally we go through all our gossip that we haven't covered on the bonus show, and then go into a recast, but why don't we just go into New Jersey, and then we'll do some more gossip after New Jersey. - Well, there's actually not a whole lot of gossip left. - Well, there's the Bethany stuff. We'll talk about Bethany. - Okay, we'll talk about Bethany. - Stay tuned, people. First, I'll talk about Jersey. - They're gonna be shocking, it's gonna be short. - Okay. - The big, shocking, Bethany gossip after the big, shocking, real hassles of New Jersey season finale. - Well, shock is shock, shock. - Shock. - Okay. - Shock, no housewives of New Jersey. Wow, what a way to end a debt of a citizen with a debt of a finale. Good job, guys. - Basically, it sucked. So here's the thing, Bravo was teasing all week long, and then throughout the show, some sort of confrontation between the twins and Teresa. They're like, "Can you, are you really so dumb to believe that?" Teresa, Teresa. Teresa, can you actually, do have a cell of in your brain, Teresa? - Teresa, listen to me, you're not stupid. You believe that you have a one tiny piece of brain left in your head, a brain's brain. - Teresa, Teresa, my colada has more brain cells than your brain. Your brain is like a colada, but a stupid colada, like unlike my smart colada. - The twins are both C-words. I hate them both. I hope they die in a horrible, horrible car accident. - Although, and when you say C-word, again, you're referencing coladas. - Coladas, yeah. - They're both coladas. - Flavored coladas, okay, that's what I meant to say. - Coladas. - Oh. - I think coladas. - Getting misogynistic, I'm sorry, people. But it was there for the taking, I had to make the joke, coladas. If you lie, pee in your coladas. - They're awful. And just need attention. And I don't understand how she's saying it's karma, 'cause this was the episode where she's like, "Well, that's karma." - Clink, clink. - She's like, "You talked about my family, "you should have shut it down, "you should have shut it down immediately, "but now you're going to prison and your family's ruined." So that's karma. I don't understand, isn't karma like a balancing out? How is that balance or fairness? - And how narcissistic are you to think that like, if someone dares speak about like the twins' families, that then they go to jail, because their families are that like sacrosanct. - Well, there's two things here. The twins are cut lattes. And the other thing is everything that's come out about the twins in the season, there have been two major things, and they've just denied both of them, but they just denied and move on. It's like, I don't believe that they're both lies. First of all, Reno was the one who supposedly said something. - Yeah. - They didn't even deny it at first. She just left. She just said it was disgusting. And left and said that it was disgusting that they were talking about it. - Disgusting. - The second thing was that one of the twins ruined a family, like she broke up a family, which obviously she was having an affair with some married guy or something. And they just kind of glossed over that too. So I'm wondering why these twins are so special that nobody's going after them. They can yell at everybody else, but then everybody else just backs down and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything, what?" Is it just because they're crazy or? - I think we finally set some sort of moral bar in Jersey, where even despicable people like Theresa and Joe and Melissa and Joe will not even bother messing with the twins. It's not even worth their time to go after them. - 'Cause they're just that lame. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, they're like that poor girl in school with like kind of mousy hair and too much makeup who's giving blow jobs first. And you're like, "No, I don't know you think you're so advanced, but of course everybody likes you 'cause they're gonna get their dick sucked later." Okay, that's the only reason. - We had some of those. - We had to go like that with the twins. - Yeah, that's pretty much correct and accurate. And what was funny was when they were coming at Theresa and they were doing it in such an obnoxious way, the way they were saying that like, "Are you saying stupid?" But like Theresa just, I thought Theresa was gonna flip it and they tried, Bravo tried to make it seem like, "Oh shit, things are gonna go down." Like even like Dina was like, "Don't call her stupid." Like that's the one thing you don't call her. That's a trigger and then the music was like, "Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah." And then Theresa's like, "Huh? No, no, I didn't say it like that. I didn't say it like that. I was like, "Oh, okay, good." And then I was like, "Hi." (laughing) - The twins did have a point, I will say, when they were saying, "You shoot a scene with Victoria Gotti. Obviously she's got something to say. Obviously you knew what she was gonna say. You let her say it on TV. Okay, I get that. But, bitches, you're on a Real Housewives show and if your husband is going around telling people that he's trying to fuck, by the way, that he's fucked your mother, then this is gonna come out. You're on a Housewives show. What are you gonna do? - Yeah. - I mean, who's so what? Who cares? - Who cares? Welcome to the Real Housewives, okay? - Yeah, that means calm yourself. - Yeah, calm yourself. - But, you know, the whole thing where they're like, "Oh, well, if you have something to say to me, then let's fight it out between ourselves." But if it's something about my family, do not repeat it, don't just repeat it. - Let it die, let it die. - So, if Teresa had not said anything after that scene and just ignored it, they would have had a fucking fit that she didn't say anything so that they could address it on TV. They would have had a cow. - Yeah. - It's unfair people, it's unfair. That's what I'm saying. - Yeah, that was like the big fight. And then previously, earlier on the episode, there was nothing else. I mean, Amber cut her hair because it's been five years since the cancer and then her little girl cried, which, you know, was sort of funny. Not funny like laughing at her. It was like funny that the girl was like, she's like, "Your hair's so short now." Whatever. Melania was a terror 'cause Melania and-- - Also, she barely cut off any hair. Like, what kind of hair cut does that kid gonna get? It's gonna be like a bowl cut of like-- - Yeah, enjoy your Annie Lennox wig. (both laughing) You know, it's like, enjoy your Liza Manelli wig. She's like, "I dedicated my hair to cancer victims." Someone's like, "Okay, I guess I'm going to be looking "like Rosie now, very short hair." (both laughing) - Do you like how I keep it current? - That is invariably right and it's very current because I think about her all the time. (both laughing) Stop. But that was basically, that was like a nothing storyline. And then we had like, Dina had our Ladybug project, Ladybug thing at this at, this woman, what was her name, like Amber's farm or something like that or Abby's farm. This giant house with huge dogs. Again, no story there. It was just like she's having a function. I think what was funny to me was the last 10 minutes of the show because the last 10 minutes of the show, it was funny, Bravo fast forwarded to basically just like three weeks ago when Melissa, I'm sorry, when Theresa and Joe were sentenced and they, Bravo would sort of frame the entire episode, like the beginning, they showed them walking out the courthouse and they're like, "Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah." They're trying to be like all edgy with their camera work and they were like six months ago, as if like anything in the episode was gonna have any bearing on this sentencing and of course it didn't 'cause it was just like a project Ladybug function. But anyway, the last 10 minutes we fast forwarded back again back to October 2nd or whatever. And we have cameras at Kathy's house and Jacqueline comes over and they're all sitting by the phones on their smartphones, watching the news, waiting for the sentencing and finally Theresa gets slammed with her 15 months. And Jacqueline starts to sob. I'm like, "What the fuck are you sobbing about Jacqueline?" Okay? - You were trying to make this happen the whole time you don't bitch and also you have no tears Connie Chung, okay? Connie Chung on a bender. - Yeah, I was just like, you spent like two, two and a half seasons hating Theresa, deservedly so. I was on your side Jacqueline. And then all of a sudden now that you're out of the spotlight, you know, and then you want sort of like be back in with like the one who is getting the good at it. Now all of a sudden you're sobbing as it's like your sister that's been taken away, no. - Yeah, she's ridiculous. And I love when they showed the clip. I don't even think it was in this episode, but somewhere this week they showed the clip of Jackie at the reunion being like, "Oh yeah, remember when you told me that your husband was getting head on his desk and you walked in?" I mean, stop acting like you're some sweet, innocent little friend and you just cannot understand why no one will return your calls Jacqueline. - Okay. - I know. - Dom Ho. - When she was awesome, when she was sobbing, I was actually laughing. I was laughing at like how ridiculous it's like, you're not going to jail Jacqueline, okay? Like it's a bummer? - She was just gorgeous. It's disgusting vultures. They need to get rid of this entire cast. They need to just go find a new fucked up family and keep it family and just film the family and do that. 'Cause these people are all disgusting. Kathy and Jacqueline sitting there acting like they give a fuck after they've done nothing but talk shit and cause shit for years. - And I'm not standing it for Teresa, okay? She's an idiot. She needs to go too. - Yeah. - One of the funny things that was in our gossip thing but I'm going to move it up here is Heather Dubrow making a statement. - Oh God. - Did you read that? - No, I didn't know about this. - Oh my God, okay. Let me find it. Cindy C. posted it. It's actually really rich. - But Heather. - She posts good stuff. - Yeah, she's always got good shit. So Heather Dubrow's comments from an interview on the Judy G.'s ballsy. If there was a Bravo executive who pled guilty to 41 counts of fraud, would they keep him on the payroll? Ask Heather. Absolutely not in my opinion but an exec would not bring viewers to the network. Hashtag priorities. Isn't Teresa a Bravo employee at some point are we harboring a criminal? - Ooh, I love that she's, I love that she's, you know, Heather's taken her classic high horse mentality to the situation cause I think she's finally realized this is one where she will win. She's like, there will be no Shannen Bior to take her down. She's like, oh, this is a high horse situation where basically no one can refute me on this one cause she's right. Hashtags. - What if they have one of those housewives reunion things where they have like every cast from the housewives on the same time, she's gonna get her ass beat. Well, I'm fine with that. - Yeah, me too. She could use it in a little gerbilize. She won't get her, she will not, first of all, she won't get her ass beat because the moment that someone does something mildly aggressive, she was gonna like back away and then make us think about it. Aussie, someone will be like, Heather, and she'll be like, the way that she yelled at me, the way that she, with the rage in her eyes, I did not feel comfortable. I did not feel comfortable. You know, she'll leave. - My children are here, please leave. - And then you hear the sound of a chair being dragged across the floor as she leaves. Taking her with her, it's my chair now. - She said be like, I want to leave but I can't at a single stop beeping. - So that's that. So Jackie, Kathy, disgusting, nothing shocking there. My personal favorite point of the episode was when Theresa and Jo were outside of the courtroom being followed by reporters. - Yeah. - Listening to the reporter's questions. I mean, listen, reporters, you are fucking morons, okay? Can you guys ever ask a good question? This is a reporting. - Theresa, Jo, are you gonna miss your children? - No, no, no, no, who's gonna say no? Like, what a stupid question. Theresa, are you sad about going to jail? - No, one guy asked. - Theresa, do you watch "Orange is the New Black?" - Yeah, that guy was obviously fucked. - Those are real reporter questions. - That guy was fucking with them, though, for sure. - Yeah, but they're just all horrible. It's like, what are you gonna get? They're gonna stop and really answer your questions. They're like, Theresa, is jail scary? - You know what though, stupid reporters. - You know what though, thank God for those twins. I'll rarely say that, but thank God, because they were the only ones on the episode, I think, again, who said, you know what? If you do shady things, you're gonna go to jail. It's like, I feel like that's getting totally lost in this. Like, Theresa's gotten such a sympathizing, sympathetic, I mean, edit, where it's like, oh no, the plight of Theresa, her family's gonna be broken up. It's like, yeah, that is like a serious thing to think about, but she did it herself. - I live in a state with medical marijuana, and my memory is very, very short. So, Theresa's rehab. I mean, to me, I've been kind of, not, I don't wanna say feeling bad, but I've softened towards Theresa, totally, this season. So this week, when I was on my little Google, my little Google Fest with my friend, gossiping about all this stuff, how was horrified about how terrible she is? I mean, the first season, she's building this mansion that she's living in now, but the real house that she lived in is some little shack, like the real house is like some ghetto-ass little shack in Patterson, okay? - Yeah. - So, they won't let them shoot there. They'll only let them shoot in this new house, even though it's still being built. They never paid for it. All the shots from the paparazzi outside, the house were of Joe driving a Corvette, which was never paid for. So these people never paid for shit. Then at the first reunion, and Danielle's like, "Oh, your house is being foreclosed on." She's like, "It's not big!" But it was about to be, because they never fucking paid for it. I mean, what the hell, man? So, they make me more and more disgusted the further back I go, and remember how nasty those two people were. - Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. - They did not buy. - They're gross. - Gross, awful, awful people that need to go to jail. I think it's good. I think it's good for society that they go to jail. I think it teaches people a lesson. Don't be awful. - Well, they're gone. - Don't steal from people. Don't steal from people. You can go to jail. - Some other stuff that happened, "Real Housewives of New Jersey" was this week, was Victoria Gotti. Victoria Gotti is firing back at Teresa Apraya and Nicole Napolitano. - Oh, the twins appeared on Watch What Happens Live. Did you see that? - Somehow, I managed to miss that. - So, I was watching it because we were doing a live viewing party thing. I was doing it with Katie Kazorla, and she was so fine. - Oh, how was that? - And they tricked us by saying "Real Housewives of New Jersey" was an hour and a half, so everybody's DVR recorded. You know, Bravo's getting tricky with this shit. So, now it looks like Andy Cohen's show is actually doing a lot better than it is. But anyway, it was just the Watch What Happens was the last half hour, and the twins were on. And they were disgusting, of course. And I know I say disgusting too much, but it really can't be said enough when we're talking about the Jersey Beatches. And they were going off of that. She's like, "Well, Teresa and I are in a good place now, but I'm not sorry because that was my mom. That was my mother." (both laughing) - She gave me my first colada. - My favorite thing was, "Oh, Victoria Gotti. Oh, she's disgusting. Who cares about her? She's a has-been, and I'm a housewife. So suck on that, Victoria. I'm a housewife, and you're a has-been." - Oh, no, honey. You're a housewife for like five minutes. Now, bye. Go scatter off to the Dairy Queen or wherever you came from. Where do a lot of us come from? - Dunkin' donuts. - Dunkins. Yeah, go back to Dunkins. You know, she doesn't use Kegel balls. She just uses munchkins. She just sticks 'em up there. - Talk about a yeast infection. (both laughing) - So Victoria Gotti tweeted back after this episode and said, "A real housewife, in quotations, should never be compared to a real R-E-E-L housewife, insulting to all hard-working ladies who do keep house, who do raise children without help, who do take care of their husbands, not for the cameras, but for real life, and those R-E-E-L housewives who live in glass houses, oh, one word, should never hurl stones without being properly informed. No, absolutely no money from Bravo to appear. None requested, none paid, next." And then her rep said, "Victoria did not get paid for her parents on real housewives in New Jersey, so she didn't do anything for money. And as far as her being a liar, well, we have a polygraph test that says otherwise. I contacted the appraise rep and asked if they would take a polygraph, as well, to put an end to this whole mess, and it was declined. As a public relations professional, I cannot understand why they keep drawing more and more media attention to a situation, which presumably, they want to go away." - Jesus. So awful, everything about this is just awful, and annoying, terrible. - Yeah. And shade. - Shade. - Okay, another one is demon telling off Jim Marchese on Twitter. - Oh good, oh yeah, because, oh God. So Jim says, "Abby and Tommy were paid big dollars for their home on real housewives in New Jersey. These are the people who donated their home for this ladybug thing. Wealthy people taking from kids with cancer for profit." Jim Marchese. - That guy's so disgusting. - He is so, he's basically accusing Deena of having this charity and then using all the money she's raising to get a match and a film in. - Oh please, I don't think Deena would do that. - Which is so stupid. - Well, to be considered a charity, you only have to give a very small percentage of what you make at an event to charity. That's why huge, and I've learned about this catering in New York, these charity balls they have cost millions of dollars. They're these huge balls people wear, basically real housewives dresses, like those ball gowns and stuff. There's like acrobats and orchestras and famous opera singers, and I mean, they spend millions of dollars on these things, and then maybe they raise a couple million, but they only have to give a certain percentage of that to charity. You know it's a racket, it is a racket. I'm not saying that hers is, but yeah, Jim Marchese is still an asshole, but. - Yeah, anyway, that was his tweet. Then, you know, some random. - Deena, please clear this up. Did they get paid to open their house for this charity event? And he wrote back, "Yeah, Deena, we are waiting. How much was Abbie paid?" And Deena-- - He's such a bitch. - She is, Deena, Deena tweeted back. At J.L. Marchese 111. Jim, shut the fuck up. You know production chose Abbie's house. 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New customers on first three month plan only, speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited plan, additional taxes, fees and restrictions apply, see Mint Mobile for details. - They said that they took money. IMOs should have been donated, is it true Andy? There you go, showing your true colors, Dina. I thought you resent hashtag get some class. - Why is he engaging? I mean, I know why he's engaging in this 'cause it's the way people like us talk about it but he's so awful, like, you know, Jim, you know what, it goes back to that episode when Dina says, "Jim, you're winning." Like, all he had to do is just smile and be nice and he would have been better than all the other guys on this show and many other shows. But he is now actually below, like, he's worse than the Joe's. He's worse than like Vito or Amrino. He's worse than everyone. And it was like his to lose. I mean, when we first saw them, their kids were like in certain tie, they were like, well, behaved more or less. It was like, oh, look at this. Like a good family. Like, you know, all he had to do was keep his mouth shut and just smile and be polite. The worst thing about Twitter is that, you know, Dina has people slinging this shit at her, right? So it's Jim. And by the way, I'm getting this on stupid housewives, which I love 'cause she's always got so much dirt. But they not only are throwing shit at them, it's like everyone, like the public has to throw shit too, you know? So all these other tweets I'm reading are just from the public. They're not from Jim. They're just from random-ass people on Twitter. Just admit Abby did it for money. Why lie and say it was donated. Production does pay big bucks. They paid me big bucks when they filmed below an Alene next door to me. Like, okay, Dina, as the founder of Ladybug, shouldn't you have known these arrangements? That money should have gone to the charity. You kissed your husband with that mouth, Dina? Oh, that's right. You kissed your cat with that mouth. You know, it's like fucking disgusting. And also a bunch of fucking idiots who don't know how charity works because charities do have costs and they are allowed to pay. If she had that shit catered, yes, she would have paid for it with the charity's money. And that's how it works, okay? Get over it, poor people who donate nothing. Yeah, on Twitter, specifically. Not any of us in real life. People are awful. I'm losing faith in humanity. Every passing second. I never really had it. I was raised in Bible school. So I had that Bible in my brain early and I was like, whoa, humans are scary. I want no part of this. That's why I stay in bed. I mean, if there was no blogging, I'd be homeless on the fucking, I'd be in a cardboard box. I don't wanna go out there. It's just scary out there. I'm perfectly fine in here, okay? Yeah. You all have fun out there with your real world. Yeah. Okay, so that's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Let's move on, man. All right. What's next? Do we wanna talk, I'll have a talk briefly before we go to our next show about the fact that Bethany is coming back to Real Housewives of New York? Sure, what do you think about that? Like, I'm for it. I feel like that's about this. But now it's official. It is official. So is she gonna be a real, like is she gonna be a full-time housewife or is she a friend? I'm not sure. I'm not sure because she released a sort of a statement being like, I'm so happy to be back where I'm along, where I'm around. You know, that this is where I always shine, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She's like, ironically, whenever I'm on this show, I'm not actually a housewife. I'm like, okay. But the fact that she releases sort of a statement about it makes me think that maybe she has a major role and I also feel like she's the type because she's sort of such a star that she wouldn't just have a minor role. But at the same time, maybe she does just want a minor role to sort of, because she's too big. I don't know. They didn't say if she was, in anything I read, they never said if she was an actual housewife. Well, it's interesting because she supposedly got a Viva, the job and a Viva's fired. So it would have been funny for them to keep a Viva just to watch him interact, because you know that shit would be hilarious. Oh my God. I don't think they should have fired a Viva. She's awful, awful, awful. But she makes for some of the most hilarious confrontations. Like she must have, there must have been like pushback about George, there must have, she must have been a pain in the ass to bravo because I don't think they would have fired her otherwise. - Well, you know, Beth, the reason that a Viva got fired from what I read is kind of the same reason that Bethany was so fucking boring in her final season on the show. And that's because she wouldn't interact with anybody. She was like on her own, you know, it was all about Bethany's photo shoots and Bethany's famous now and Bethany's blah blah blah. She would hardly film with anybody else. And that was a Viva's thing. She wouldn't go on the trips. You know, you kind of have to be part of a group. So I'm hoping it's not like a Kim Zolciak thing where she just refuses to shoot with anybody. And then when they confront her about it, she quits. - Right. - You know, I mean, I think Bethany's probably a little more mature than that. But I don't know, Bethany, I liked Bethany at first and then I grew to not like her. And then once you got to talk to her, I really grew to not like her. So it'll be interesting to see how she reinvents herself. But right now I don't really care. As long as there's, as long as it's coming back, I'm good. And I don't like that they're changing it all up and getting rid of Ramona. - They should not. - I mean, actually it was hilarious last year. I know the rating sucked, but I think the rating sucked 'cause it was on a Tuesday, not because of-- - Yeah, I agree. And also again, like people have a hard time with new faces, but then at the same time, Renee Zelliger, but at the same time I think Bethany will bring people back to the show. - Yeah, hopefully. Maybe people are just sick of this shit. - Yeah. - They're getting, you know, Bravo is showing less of them, which is great. Like they're only showing one at a time now, which is a nice change. So there's-- - I don't think it's gonna-- - Yeah. - Do you think it's gonna last? - I don't think so. I mean, we have Atlanta coming up, but there's just-- - And Beverly Hills-- - There's no way to physically show just one at a time. - Yeah. Well, Atlanta's coming up in Beverly Hills is what, the new year, I guess? - Probably 'cause we have, we actually have a lot of stuff coming up 'cause we have Atlanta coming up, Shahza Sunset will be coming up soon. We have Vanderpump Rules, which I'm beyond excited about. And then we also have this new show coming out called "Euros of Hollywood," which is not about Greek sandwiches. It's about actual Europeans living in Los Angeles. And there was a preview special that aired. And, you know, I saw the preview special this weekend and I immediately texted you for in case you forgot. And I was like, we're gonna have so much fun with this show. - This show is hilarious. - Let's talk about it. Let's talk about what we saw on that preview special. - So this basically just introduced all the characters. So there's this like flaming gay guy who's a straight guy from Italy. - Yes. - Oh, he's supposed to be straight? - Yeah, he's straight. - Wow, but I'll tell you one thing. This show is really going to challenge our perceptions of gay and straight because there's also another flaming gay. - Guys, does he write? (laughing) - Yes. - So there you go. - Masimo, who went into our local target and was like, you gotta turn anything. - Oh, that's a great thing about America. You can return it. - I mean, look, we're gonna have to take some accent classes 'cause I can do some of them. I don't know how to do Italian. - The accents are so crazy on this show, but anyway, go on. - Everyone is from somewhere different. So there's him and he's an actor, but he's not just an actor. He's a actor, director, model, choreographer, singer, probably whore, probably gay whore. - Yeah, yeah. - And there's a scene that I loved that totally encapsulates his personality and Hollywood's personality together. He's having a meeting with some director. - Yes. - And the director's looking at him like he's a total loser 'cause he's dressed like a woman. He's super flaming and has a really thick accent, which I mean, you know, you gotta work on at least one of those things. You can't just like walk in and be in a movie. - He is, he's trying to get rid of his accent. - So this director's looking at him kind of cock-eyed, like literally 'cause the director, I think, wanted a little. And he says, well, what qualifies you to be an actor? And Masume is like, well, I was a refugee and we were kicked out of, you know, blah, blah, blah when I was a kid and watching my family be destroyed through the-- - And you can hear like the violin music playing and the director's like, I'm impressed. You're gonna do great here. It's like-- - Gross, that is so gross. - He's like, wow, way to exploit your family's pain for a sad card, buddy. - Yeah, exactly. The pain of the Yugoslavian war. - Corruption. - Which, how come everybody born in Croatia is gorgeous? Do you know that? - Well, I don't think this guy's that gorgeous, to be honest. - He's pretty cute. I mean, he is probably like the ugliest person in the village, no offense possible. - Because situations are good, Georgia's. - They, you know, you're actually right. I think if you had better hair, I would like him more and better style too. - I know. - I wear those silk see-through shirts where you can see the bra underneath, like women wearing it. Who does that? - My favorite thing that he did was at one point, he tried to do like an American accent and it was like this crazy Italian, generally, sort of like Italian, general European version of American I was like, he's like, hey there, I'm going to rob you now with my gun. - It's probably how all of our Australian listeners feel about us talking about it. - I actually had that thought. When I was watching, I was like, I had that thought. I was like, this is probably what Australians think of our Melbourne accents. Like, did I have night? I'm Gina. - Oh, Gina. Oh, Massimo. How awful. - How terrible. - Oh, Massimo. What a horrible person. - What a horrible accent to have, Massimo. - Oh, he's crazy. They spent, I think, the most time on him. - Yeah, I love to iron. I iron everything. I want to iron you. - It's like, I love to cook. Although, to be fair, she did look like he put out a good spread. - Yeah. - When you're an American-- - It's hilarious. - Yeah, and by the way, when Europeans, in general, say, oh, I'm gonna cook you something, you should almost always eat it, 'cause it's usually amazing. - It's usually got a lot of carbs and cream in it. - Yeah, and it's from his mama. - One time after gay pride, I was wasted with my friend, and there was nowhere to go into that wasn't crazy busy, 'cause, you know, I live in West Hollywood. And so we stumbled into the Russian place called Tractir. - Oh, I've always wanted to go there. - Okay, I had had booze spilled on me three times throughout the day. - Uh-huh. - My friend had someone throw up on his shoe, so we probably looked and smelled crazy. - Yeah. - And we didn't know what to eat, so we just started pointing at things, and everything they brought was like, some kind of a potato dish in cream. Every single thing there, which he's all over it. I'm for it, I'm for it. - That's awesome. - And I think that's also why Russians are so upset all the time. They don't, they need more vegetables. Like, they're not getting any positive energy from natural foods, okay? - Yeah, exactly. - Plus also, yours of hardship, that's also another thing that probably-- - Possibly, but a lot could be solved with fruits and vegetables. I mean, look. - It's true. - Just being healthy changed Renee Zellberg's whole face. - It did. Which is something we spoke about in the bonus episode. Mini-plugged. - I'm sorry, get these mixed up. - It's okay. No, we, for those of you who want to hear what we think about Renee Zellberg or Space, you can donate to Patreon. - Oh, no, that's fucking funny. - Free needs to be kept separated, so we're not pissing people off, but being like, "Gears, money!" - No, I mean, I will talk about it. - I'll also talk about our face. Don't get me wrong. Way better than the face of these ladies. - I think we can talk about her face again. We can just keep talking about her face, like Facebook, for the rest of the week, because that shit is never gonna stop. - Yeah, no. - Everybody on Facebook's like, "But her face, "but her face, what do you think? "Oh, feminist, I'm out. "What do you think about feminism? "Oh, this is wrong. "Oh, this is sexist. "Oh, but she looks like a horror show. "Like, shut up Facebook. "How about you worry, you go back to worrying "about Ebola Facebook, okay?" Yeah, good. So then there was a Blyona who is, as she says, the Madonna of Albania, which really does not set the bar very high for herself. I mean, I-- - I mean, Madonna's rich, but basically she's just an old slag at this point. I think you should maybe pick, like-- - That's like me saying I'm like, the Terrence Drent and Darby of Bangladesh. Like, okay. - How dare you, Madonna is huge. - No, I mean, Madonna's great, of course. But Madonna of Albania, not really sure. - She, Blyona sounds, she seems like she'll be a lightning rod for a lot of controversy, 'cause she seems like a stubborn bitch. - Well, she's the bitch on wheels. - And she is from Eastern Europe, so. - She was a princess. - Oh, I missed that part. - Her family was in power when she was a child, and then someone else came into power, and they were stripped of all their power, which I think is why as an adult, she goes from being Madonna in one country, and then has to start all over in another. It's like some weird pattern this bitch is in. - Yeah. - But basically she comes here and she's like, I will be a star. I will be a huge star here, biggest singer in America. - In Albania, if I have an issue, I call Prime Minister, but here I have to do it myself, so I have to pump my own gas. - Yeah, and I have a soft spot for her because she takes care of her parents, which is something I would never do in a million years. - I wouldn't even send them cards in the old folks. - I didn't, for some reason, I didn't see them. - I would, if I could, I would totally take care of them. I'd have them live in my basement, I'd throw them down some bones. - Hey guys, remember when you sent me to Fat Camp? - I take care of my parents, because I'm Blyona, I'm from Albania, and that's what I do, because I'm Madonna of Albania, and Madonna famously takes care of her parents. - I think Madonna cut her brother off, and I haven't heard about the rest of them. I think her mom died when she was young, or something. - This is getting sad. - Does she even have parents? I feel like Madonna just sort of appeared one day on planet Earth. - Yeah, she just popped out of somebody. - Well, she has a verge. - Well, she clearly has a papa, because he preaches a lot. - Oh, that's true. - If she can be her baby. - papa don't preach. - Yes, she's the Madonna of Albania. - Ja. - She's gonna be the one that everybody fights with, because she's really rude to everybody. But I'm also gonna really enjoy watching her, because she does actually go after her musical career, and it's hilarious. She has this outfit built for her out of metal that keeps matching her. - Yeah, she also has another out. And her Lexus is, I think, gold chrome, or something like that. - You know, when you go to shows in LA, or anywhere really, but especially LA, 'cause I think there's so many fame horns here. When you go see shows, I do improv, so I go see a lot of bad improv shows. Some are really great, but you see a lot of desperately bad shows, and you just feel horrible for people, or you'll go to an art show from your friend, who says they're an artist, and you leave there feeling horrible, but man, you go see a bad singer, that is the best feeling in the world. And I don't know what it is, but there's nothing more entertaining than terrible singers, really giving it their all. - Yeah, exactly. And thankfully, Bravo knows how to capture that stuff. - Yeah. - So that's Blianca. So what is, it's not-- - No, Blianca. - It's not a Blianca. - It's not a Blintz, I'm thinking of, but there's something-- - Blini. - A Blini, thank you. - Yeah. - Blianca, Blini. - Yeah, that should be the name of her new album. I'm dropping a new album, it's called Blini. And it's very popular in Albania, because I'm sort of like a Blini. I'm like small and full of carbs, and you put little fish eggs on me, and then you eat me. That's why I'm Blianca. - I don't know. - My fish eggs. - I didn't know where I was going. - So eat as fast as possible, just like a Blini. - Just like Blini. You know what, you're going to believe in Bliana, so that's why my new album is called Blini. - And Blini. - Blieven and Bliana is Bliana Blini. - That's a-- - All my songs start with Blini. So I have songs, it was originally called What's Love, Got to Do With It, but now it's called What's Love, Got to Do With It. It was a cover from Blina Blerner. (laughing) I also have my own to blurita blankly, called Natural Woman. (laughing) B-L-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find that what Blispect means to me in Albania. - This girl's going to be a peach. She's the only brunette, and she's going to try and take down every other girl. So don't worry, there's going to still be some girl on girl fighting. - You know the girl that they're going to try to take down the most, slash also try to get in with, is the blonde one who's married to Swedish House Mafia, because she's the only one who seems to have any ties to American pop culture relevance. I mean, I don't remember what she actually does, but her, again, her husband is Swedish House Mafia. - She put people together. (laughing) So here's what I do. - She did. - You want to make music? - I put you together. She'll be like, you'll make music? You'll make music? Oh, you'll be together. Okay, give me percentage. So she's like some kind of group former, I guess. And seeing from what we saw Blion as a show, not very good at it. But her husband's super adorable. Love him. Huge fan. - Well, yeah. Yes, he makes very nice music, although he retired, right? And they like-- - Yeah. - He's done. - Yeah. Yeah, he's over. But she's probably one that they're all gonna kiss ass. And then there's the guy, Sasha. He's from Germany. And he's like, you know, he's like a DJ, but-- - He's a DJ from Germany. - He's a DJ, and he's got like a family on Skype who clearly are going to leave him. And then he also has a boutique. So he's like very, like, you know, fashion forward. - Yeah, this guy. This guy's older. I would say he's like 40s early to mid. He's got what looks like a 20-year-old wife and two kids on a webcam back home. And he's like, I would bring my kids here up a life on to make sure that I have an empire for them. And I'm like, you want to make sure you can suck as much dick as you possibly can before that 20-year-old comes over here and learns how to break into your Craigslist emails. - By the way, I just want to pause and say, so I was trying to remember their name, so I did a search for the cast. I went into Star Chasm. And there's a picture of the cast. And in the picture, Masimo has like dreadlocks. He looks like Sean Paul, the reggae singer. And Blyona is wearing like a pink bathing suit, but it looks like they're at some sort of like event, but she's wearing a bathing suit. Everyone else is in full clothes. - Love it. - This shows can be amazing. - Yeah, that's just going to be great. So this DJ guy, he's like big and strong and he owns his own business. And his best friend is this other kind of obviously gay guy. I mean, it's Europe, so you don't know. But at first, I just assume they were lovers, right? 'Cause they both, I mean, they look like Siegfried and Roy. They really do. Like the surgery, the dye, the working out. I'm waiting for the white feather coats 'cause you know they've got him. But they're both straight apparently. So that's weird. And then the other guy's like super rich. And it's what, jewelry. - Yeah, that's Yannick. Yannick Orlando, who I think, I think he's Danish. And he, I thought for sure. I was like, oh, for sure this guy is gay. Like it wasn't me being caddy or like looking into anything. I thought, I was just like, oh, done deal, he's gay. And then it turns out that he has like a little girlfriend. - Yeah, and then he has like a 22 year old girlfriend. So my question is, what do women in their 30s do in Europe? Because they ain't getting fucked. I mean, I thought it was bad enough here in LA. But it seems like these guys will only date people who are 20 or 21 years old. I mean, what the hell? - Mm-hmm. - Was that a European? Well, it's an American thing too. - Yeah. - When you feel like, I don't know, my friends at my age are still getting laid. I mean, it is a tougher road to whole, for sure. - Yeah. - Yeah. - At Whole Roads. - Yeah, you, you know, maybe in the beginning, like if you were in the 18th century and you needed to get the dirt out there, set a grass to start laying down things, yeah, I would hoe it. I would hoe that road. Hoe that road, that's gonna be the new tag line from someone on Atlanta this season. - But I love this giant guy who he's talking about his girlfriend and he's like, oh, if she gets mad at me, then you know, she won't have sex with me and she won't talk to me. She's mean to me. Welcome to America. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - You make the woman happy up in here. You'll pay. - Yeah. I also, by the way, just for reference, the girl, the Swedish House Mafia girl, unsurprisingly, she's from Sweden and her name is Isabel. Just wanted to get those facts out there. - Less people are really curious. - Well, there's a couple of them who look exactly the same. There's like a slut who had a, who's like a one hit wonder in Japan. - So that woman, that's gonna be hilarious. - And there's like another blonde girl who looks just like her, but she's, - No, Isabelle is a blonde one. Isabelle is from Sweden. She and the other blonde girl look the same. Now the other blonde girl, her name is Fawny. No last name, it's just Fawny. And she's from Austria. Yeah, she had a song called It's All About You that was a number one hit in Japan. And that's it. And when she introduced herself, she was like, well, you know, I had the number one hit in Japan. I just lost it. I just started laughing. I mean, the show is so amazing. But now she paints. - Yeah, now she's a painting. - Yeah. And she also, she's cheated on her boyfriends. - Oh yeah. - And she's like everything that most have on to fuck it. - That was one of her quotes from Michelle. (laughing) - I want to fuck it then make a painting about it and sing a song that'll be popular in South Korea. - Yeah, this, my main thought in watching this, first of all, I was smiling the whole time I watched this preview. Like, I'm gonna love this. - Yeah. - And my second thought was this is the difference between this show to me and Shaw's, at least so far. 'Cause Shaw's, I mean, that show, I don't like that show. But this show, I think I'm gonna really like it because these are people who are positive for the most part, even the crazy ones. And they're really trying to make it in a new place on their own. And I really like that, I respect that. - Yeah, I actually, and I also, believe it or not, feel like, even though they're like all very douchey and ridiculous and like classic Eurotrash, there is something where I do feel like they probably actually are skilled and talented in their own ways. You know, like the Shaw's people, they're all just doing real estate. And I don't know, I don't know how, you know, when I look at Asa-- - And spending all, and like Asa, spending all your parents' money and driving around like a white fucking Bentley or whatever, while your parents are living in East Hollywood in some shit hole. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. No, I'm very excited about the show. And in fact, so my friend Julia works with a production company that does this show. So I'm gonna see if she can maybe pull some strings. Maybe some of these people can come on our show. That would be hilarious. I love that, by the way, our, it started off, we wanted Renee Zellow, you gotta come on the show. That was also on the bonus episode. That's something we need to look forward to. We talked about our plans to get Renee and Zellow looking to come on the podcast. I went from Renee Zellow bigger down to, who was the next one we wanted on the show? Oh, Thomas Ravanell. - Thomas Ravanell, yeah. Thomas Ravanell, though. We're like, oh, maybe Thomas Ravanell will come on. And now we're down to the, to the euros of Hollywood. We've revised our expectations for Massimo. - That shit's funny. I'm gonna love this show. - Yeah. - Love it already. - And I'm telling you, it's gonna love you. - I feel it coming. So, next, let's move on to Bullo Dick. - Bullo Dick, I'll season Finaley. - Finaley. Said goodbye, Bullo Dick. - Goodbye. - Good show day. - Goodbye. - So they had that kind of, okay. - Yeah. - So you remember when I finally gave in and started watching this show? - Yeah. - Like mid-season, I guess. - Yeah. - And it was the episode with the penis pillow, where she did the penis pillow, which wasn't that many episodes ago, but I was refusing up until that episode. And then I thought it was hilarious. Well, I only watched the second half of that. So, I saw Kate saying, well, he's calling me a bitch. Well, fuck him. And then she makes a penis pillow. I re-watched that episode 'cause there was a marathon of it. And he didn't do anything wrong. He just said you seemed kind of robotic and bitchy. Like, I don't even think that was bad. - It's not the worst offense, but it's still, it's, I don't know. - I feel like I was way meaner to him than I should have been about that comment 'cause that really wasn't. He was way over-reacted. But I still really love her. And it was a fun show. I mean, not a whole lot happened, but that same guy came back as the final charter guest, but this time it was with a bunch of like 25 year old queens. He was probably having sex with them in the back. What was he, what does he do? Is he like a modeling agent or something? - No, he has like nightclubs, I think, in Phoenix. - Oh, there you go. - Yeah. - There you go. - Glamorous, glamorous job. - Hot gays. - Yeah. Hot gays in Phoenix. - Yeah. - Yeah, he was, their charter was like a perfectly lovely charter. To me, the big story of this episode, the thing that I thought was funniest was Janice and Kelly and how like Janice who spurned Kelly's advances for three quarters of the season and then finally was like, - Okay, I like you. - Now she's like, I can't wait to go back to Fort Lauderdale and then we can continue our romance 'cause it's real and he's like, yeah. And like the funny thing with Kelly is anytime there's something he doesn't wanna talk about, he kind of like, he burps. He sort of does that thing where he starts talking and then he lets out a quiet burp. He's like, you know, he's like, well, yeah. Well, when we go to Fort Lauderdale, so yeah, and she's like, are we in love? I was like, bitch, you should have-- - Oh, you're so meaty, stop it. - She, we said it all season long. - She is Janice, Janice plain and short and she should have been so lucky to have that hot guy with the big wang going after her and she should have taken advantage while she could have and then she took too long to lock it down and now he's-- - It's one of those people who gotta be really wary of when you're dating because they don't care about you or what you're thinking or what you look like. They just need somebody to be with at all times and that's all, that's it. They will be committed and they will be as love as they can as in love as they can, but they don't care. That's just all about them being meaty, you know, and then she's crying 'cause she doesn't know what she's doing next. No one knows what they're doing next. You people or temps, you're temp maids, all right? You're maids on a boat. You go find another boat. You putting that on Craigslist, okay? That's what you do. You don't just try and, you know, get with some hot guy. Like, what's he gonna do? He's not gonna strip, he's already been on TV. He can't just be his driver now. Yeah, and by the way, I've noticed that Kelly seems to be smoking more than ever. I have concerns about that. He has to stop smoking 'cause it's not attractive. - Yeah, I like him that new, well, it's not new anyway, but that Tina Fey movie that just came out where she's part of the big family and the dad dies and they all have to go home. It's with James Fonda. - Yeah. - Her brother lights up a cigarette and she takes it out of his mouth and throws it out the window and she's like, it's 2014. - Yeah, exactly, exactly. - Yeah, Kelly's like, he's way too attracted to be smoking cigarettes. He's gonna age his face and that's no good. - Yeah, that's good. - I have a lot of concerns about Kelly, you know? I wanna make sure he's exploiting his hotness to the full degree. - Yeah, he's making as much income as he possibly can from that hotness for as long as possible. - Yeah, so which do you think of these people? Who do you think is gonna come back next season? 'Cause some of them were holdovers from last season. I don't think Kat's gonna come back because she wasn't as crazy this time around. But I think Kate-- - She'll come back. - I think Kate will be back. - I think Kate will be back. - Kat, the chef, Kate, and Alex P. Keaton, the-- - Yeah, but Alex P. Keaton didn't, I mean, everyone likes Alex P. Keaton guy, but he, Eddie, he, but he's not really that interesting. He didn't add much. I don't think Janice-- - He's not interesting, but he's the guy who's like, well, we gotta stay on track, we gotta do our job. I don't know, I don't know. There's details, details, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - So he shot him, the shot, the door. Like, David, David, we gotta get the slide out. - David, it's just that Maggie, you know, like the only one who's pretending like he actually had a job. When they were showing that part where they were saying goodbye to the guests, I was like, come on, stand up straight. I mean, Jesus Christ, they're like, leaning on the railing. It was just very lazy looking. - Yeah. - It's like, come on, stand up straight and act like professionals, you fucking. They're just like, bye, have fun. Thanks for coming, and thanks to 16 grand, you just gave us-- - I know. - I think that, I think that Eddie will not be back. I think that Kat will not be back, but I think that-- - Which one's Eddie now? - Eddie is now speaking. - Oh, okay. - I think that Kate will be back, 'cause I love Kate. She's such a bitch, but I love her. She will be back, Ben will be back. Kelly might come back 'cause he's hot. And I think that's it. - No, recast everybody else. - Yeah, I mean, you can always find a busybody, you know, guy, Boson, who wants to like get order, you know, have order, also, by the way, how about that dance party they threw? It was like for basically like a seventh grade dance. They like hung up like random jungle decorations. - And a bear bite, they hung a bear by his neck. - And then they put like whiskers on their leg. - Little Adam Bravo, there's kind of history there. (laughing) Too soon. - You just can't be stringing up bears and pretending like nothing ever happened, okay? - Yeah, yeah, it's funny 'cause Taylor Armstrong just has something on Bravo right now that's like life after Russell. - She doesn't, what is it? - Yeah, I just saw it right now when I was looking at the euros of Hollywood cast. - She's got a show or what? - No, it's just like a blog entry. - Oh, okay. - It's like this is what it's like without Russell. - Oh please, don't even get me started on that woman. - Here, it's literally the top story. - I said, don't get me started four hours ago. She says, I don't know if you ever move on from suicide, but nevertheless, I've moved on. She doesn't say that, but, you know, I mean, she has-- - Yeah, it was really hard for you to move on. You were fucking the lawyer in the case that began before you were on the side, so. - She's like, she says, for my daughter's sake, I can't dwell on the past. I have to look to the future and I do bring up her father. We work with a child psychologist. It's not as though we pretend someone disappeared in her life. Yes, good job, not dwelling in the past as you give an interview about it to Bravo. - Yeah, to get a little publicity that you no longer have. - Shut up, Taylor, go away, Taylor. Zip yourself up in that suitcase and go through checkout. - No, I am very much of the don't go away, Taylor, 'cause I think she's kooky. And I think I would like to see her on Below Deck. I'd like to see her do a charter. - I would like to see her locked below deck. - She would be crying. Yeah, let's see her, let's see her be a stew. - So, Below Deck was a really fun show to watch, but I don't know how much to say about it. - Yeah, I didn't have much to say about this episode. I just, I really enjoyed it. And you know, I also enjoyed it in a weird way. I enjoyed the whole goodbye segment because it's been so long since I've seen like a reality show where people say goodbye at the end. 'Cause I don't watch the real world anymore. And I don't, you know, I haven't, you know, Jersey Shore is gone. So it's sort of fun sometimes to watch those shows where at the end of the season everyone says goodbye. And you're like, "What will happen to their lives?" They're moving on. - And what did Amy say? She's like, "Being on a ship is like "being in a can of tuna, e-mails. "And sometimes you get to the end and it tastes metallic." It's like, "What? "I don't even make any sense." - Oh, that's great. - What did she say though? It was like so much-- - I don't remember. - Being on a boat is like-- - It seems ripple. - Yeah, she's so-- - And the other guy was like, the new guy was like, "Oh, I was just getting into the swing of things. "And now it's over. "I feel like it's been cut short." I'm like, "Be quiet." Yeah, 'cause he's the one who every time they cut to him, he's got a toothpick in his mouth, like a cigarette, which I hate. That's like, I hate when people do that. It just drives me nuts. Like, it's not a real cigarette. Stop trying to act like you're cool with a toothpick in your mouth. Just spit it out. You form her fatty. - Oh, that guy? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, that guy's cute. - He's cute. He is. He's really nice, actually. - He can suck a toothpick. I'm fond of that. - Yeah. Okay, so bye. Bye to that show. Bye to Below Deck. Well, they have a reunion next week, right? - Next week, they have a secrets revealed. So, I don't know. I mean, I'm assuming they're gonna have a reunion after that. It's weird that they didn't promote that, a reunion. - Yeah, that's a weird time in Bravo, because it's like the worst season of Jersey ever. Below Deck, which was good, but you don't have a lot to talk about with that show. - Yeah, except for last week. And by the way, you made me eat crow, as they say, because I was like, I don't think that guy's a douchebag. I really don't think he's a douchebag. And then what did he do? He went on to your site. - Oh, yeah, thank God. - He mentioned this. - He went on to your site, and he was a huge douchebag. - He had a fucking cow. - Yeah. - So, he goes on to Trash Talk TV to the recap there. The recap of the show is really funny. She's a good writer. So, she's ripping him apart, of course. And he goes on there and starts defending himself in the comments. And the comment thread got it to like 150, or whatever, comments on Below Deck, which is unheard of. - Wow. - Because he just wouldn't let it go. And he's calling everybody poor and stupid. And he's like, well, I'm rich. And that's why I'm rich. And then, so people started posting links about how he's a fraud. And everybody knows he's a fraud, and he's been sued for it. And. - Oh, I love that. - It was really fun to watch. 'Cause he'll still come on, if you post something, he'll still come on and be like, nope, but I'm rich and you're poor. - Well, I take it all back. Everyone, I was wrong. And unlike other, unlike not other, but unlike most reality stars, I could admit that I was wrong. And it won't be a whole drawn out thing. I apologize to the listeners for giving this guy. - Oh. Well, some people were on your side, actually, well, your side from last week. And they were like, well, they did act completely immature or whatever. And his arguments weren't really saying, I'd talk to the crew and tried to make sure they were strong internet, 'cause I knew I couldn't go on a boat without internet. You know, I specifically asked for foods that they ignored. Like, all that stuff was true. It's just he's such a douchebag. It doesn't make him less of a douchebag, you know? Like, the crew being wrong doesn't make him less of a douchebag. - Right. - So fuck that guy. Fuck you, dude. - All right, fuck him. By the way, there's something else we didn't mention last week that we actually have to mention, which is that we have to give a shout out to XOT Shoes. This has nothing to do with Bravo. But we have to give a shout out, because XOTShoes.com sent us some shoes. And we can't just accept shoes and not, you know, say that, not give them props because-- - Oh yeah, thanks you guys. - So this is a random, a random, I guess, semi-commercial sponsor, whatever moment, just product placement. Thanks, XOTShoes.com. They give us free shoes, so go check them out, everyone. Go send them some business. Anybody wants to send us things, please. Just feel free to do that. - Yeah, and we will, yeah, we love things, like fancy new shoes. So anyway, that was that. XOTShoes.com. - XOTShoes.com. - The other show that we have real quick to talk about is Top Chef. - Oh yeah, Top Chef is back. - Top Chef is back. - Sitting dead. - In Boston. It's a wicked good season so far. - Everything in Top Chef was hit, sat in dead. I know, Top Chef is continuing this tradition that's popped up on a lot of reality shows where it's like, before the season even begins, one of you will be eliminated. I'm like, I hate when people do that, 'cause I'm like, it's like, it's not fair. It's not fair to them, it's not fair to us. - I kind of did like that it was a Mike Isabella friend. - That's what I did like. I did like that, and I did like that, this person before they were eliminated, they were put through the paces a little bit. It wasn't like an arbitrary thing, like, amazing race when they do those things where like, one of you will be eliminated before the race even begins. It's like the last person to find a clue, suddenly it isn't allowed to do the race, that's so stupid. - Yeah. - So, yeah, I did like that. - You know, at first everybody's very well behaved. I will say, I feel like Gail's fucking with me at this point, 'cause she showed up in another terrible floral dress. Why Gail, why? - Why? - The internet has been telling you for what, 10 years now, 11 years, what season is this? Like, 45. - Yeah. Gail, I mean, you're so cute. What's with the flower, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? Stop it. It's not better homes and gardens, okay? Lucy and Paul is dead, except it, move on. - I love Gail. Poor Gail. Poor Gail. - Poor Gail. I love that too. - I have to say, Padma was like a little ornery this episode, and I liked it. - Oh yeah, Padma's a bitch from hell. I like, I think that Padma's probably always a bitch from hell. - Yeah, I don't understand why everybody's so surprised. - That's what I've heard. I've heard she's a bitch from hell, and I think I've told the story on this show before that I did meet her once when I was doing a red carpet event, and there's like one of the two times I did red carpet. I saw her, she looked absolutely stunning, and she was so warm and wonderful, and she answered my question like a pro, so I was like, I love Padma, but every single other person who's had to deal with her on a professional level does not have great things to say. - Well, I mean, I like this. She's a total bitch, because those chefs are total bitches, too. They're all such douchebags. It's like shocker, a chef is a douchebag. They are such diva douchebags who've all been to prison, so I don't know what that's about. - I liked when she went up to that one guy, and she was really like, it was at the event during the elimination challenge, and she was like, well, she was like, I hope that you not only clean up your act, but your station, too, and it just walked away. I was like, whoa, Padma. - And then she kept talking about him. She's like, I mean, that was messy. Messy, messy, messy, messy, mess, mess, mess. Like, wow. - And she was obnoxious to someone during the quickfire, too, I think. Or, I don't know, she said something, but I was like, wow, she is really, she is not happy right now. - Oh, I like this one, 'cause they got a lot of really good chefs who've worked for big people. So everybody, hey, look, to introduce yourself, I love how Padma always talks like this. She's like, tell us a little bit about yourself. - And he's like, well, I've worked for Chef Boyardee, and I've worked for Ling Cuisine and Marie Callender. And she's like, wow, you've worked under a lot of big people. I understand what that feels like. - You know, it's like Jesus. - She's like, I literally work under Tom Clicky and he's a very big man. - I've literally worked under some of the biggest publishing giants. - Television reality stars, movie producers. - My ex-husband had a padua out on him, which was a very big responsibility for me. (laughing) - The, what was I gonna say? So what did you think about the fact that they didn't have the chefs sit in the stew room? They brought them in to watch the deliberations. - I hope that doesn't last because the stew room's great. Like watching them sit face back there. They just give them boxes of wine, and then they tape those segments for like eight hours. - Yeah. - Those are like a whole separate day that we learned that those are taped in. And so they get shit faced over the course of the day, and that's when they really act like idiots and make fools of themselves. And that's what's fun. I mean, you know, it's a show that, it's fun to watch because it's a show about skill, right? So it's not just stupid drama. It's actually about people who are trying to do something with their lives. But you know what, it's reality TV. So it is fun to see people make asses of themselves. - Right. - Yeah. - I like the stew room. - I like the stew room too. I hope they don't force them to be stuck in there. I liked it last season when they got to watch some of the judging, right? And then they would like-- - Oh yeah, they had to talk about these. - Yeah, I like that. That was a good touch. I didn't like this new twist. I hopefully it won't be permanent. Oh, and how do you feel about Richard Blaze being a judge? - Well, I hate Blaze. - Yeah. - I've always hated him since his first season. And when he's telling this girl, all of oil snows one of his least favorite techniques. That guy uses fucking anti-freeze and everything or whatever it is. What do you call it? (laughing) - Well, yeah. - Good ice or whatever it is. - Liquid nitrogen. - But then suddenly someone else does it. And he's like, oh, how passé? That was so my season. - Shut up. - Yeah. Just shut up, Blaze. - I know he, his first season, I hated him. His second season, I actually grew to like him. Now, I like that he got rid of his fohawk. His hair looks much better. But there is like a little cockiness that's going on that I'm not liking. There's a little bit of that like, it's like the college kid who comes back to high school and is like, oh my god, college is amazing. You know, I, he, I don't hate him, but he's rubbing me the wrong way. I much prefer emerald. I mean, I like a more than Hugh Echson, Echson. 'Cause Hugh Echson was like-- - I like Hugh. - Oh, I thought, I like Hugh too. No, I, I thought that Hugh Echson was kind of an asshole. I thought he was like, no, he's-- - He's a thing, Hugh is an asshole. I mean, he's extremely douchey, but he's just like a cat. You know, he's like charming. - Yeah, he is a cat, but the thing is this, that's what's annoying about him is that he's like, he's like funny and he's like, he's a cat or whatever. But deep down, he's actually a huge asshole. He's not one of those assholes that you know is an asshole and therefore it's sort of like awesome that he's an asshole. He's just someone who's like, sort of gives office appearance that he's like really funny, but he's actually a sarcastic asshole. - So I like him because I think he's just charmingly funny and not, not a total asshole. I mean, he is an asshole, but I don't know. I accept that chefs are gonna be assholes in general, but I don't know, he's got a certain charm. And I also like that he gave our site credit for inventing the term hewn a brow because-- - Oh, that's cool. - Recapper did Alejandro, and he like did, you know, he gave our site credit so I was like, you're a good man. So maybe that's why, you know. - I'll give him credit. Listen, he's not the worst. I just find that sometimes he's like a real asshole. - And he was good natured. Like he would tweet back to the recaps 'cause she would rag on him bad and he would tweet back and stuff. So-- - Oh, okay, that gives me more respect. - That should be good natured is what I'm trying to say. - That gives me more respect for him. And I do like, I do think that his criticisms of the food are like, I have no problems with that. And I think that's good, whereas Richard Blaze is like a little, again, like he's a little too young for this I feel. - Blaze I feel like his first season, he was the total douche. His second season, he was just in repair mode. So he was pretending to be nice. And then his third season, he was the total douche again. And it was hard to watch him. I mean, when you're out doucheing Marcel, I mean, Marcel was actually the nice one. And he was like, oh, Marcel's an idiot. That guy can't do anything. He beats me, I'm a real loser. You know, like, he was just mean and I don't like him. - Yeah. - Don't like him. - Either way. - And he goes the way of that other guest judge they brought, or not guest, but that other judge they brought on years ago - Toby Young, Toby Young. - How to. - Toby Young was awful. - Alien eight people. - Toby Young was the worst that they've had by far. - But people must love Blaze because he's all over the place. He's all over Food Network. He's all over this. I mean, he's got a good agent, that's for sure. - Yeah, absolutely. No, I think people do like him. I think that when he won Top Chef All Stars, he had a very endearing run. And people liked it 'cause he was always so nervous and he never thought he was gonna win anything. So. - He was faking it. - Probably. But it's okay. By the way, I just wanna say, I just went on to my list of the best real housewives thing. And people are voting 'cause I put it on our Facebook page, facebook.com/watercrapins. And so now everything has changed. Remember I said before that Danielle Stobbe was at the bottom and everything? Danielle Stobbe has now risen to number 24 out of 31. And Tamara Barney is now officially at the bottom. And she's followed by Caroline Manzo, which I think is sort of hilarious. - Well, well then, how do you explain that whole thing when they just had the best housewives real vote? - Yeah. - And Caroline Manzo was number two. - Well, first of all, you gotta think that first of all- - That was like a nationwide vote. - First of all, it's different pools of people. So if you think about it, E is gonna go, first of all, it pulls from a larger sample, but it also pulls from people who watch E. And I'm not saying that those people aren't reading this thing, but if I just sent this out to our listeners, it's mainly our listeners who've been voting right now. Our listeners may have different opinions than the prevailing majority of the country. And by that, I mean more informed and better opinions. But it's just a different sample pool. Hopefully it will get out and then to the larger masses, it'll be fun to see how this changes. But it's cool to see how since we started this podcast, there were like 20 votes cast, and now there are 1,500 votes, which is, by the way, shows how impressive our Facebook page is, that's really cool. Thanks everyone. 1,500 votes in an hour. - Facebook page, since we're about to wrap up, I'm looking at our page and there is so much here that we still haven't talked about. It's so frustrating, but I wanna mention some of this stuff. Please talk about the DeBros leaving OC, did not know that. - I'm Bethany returning, we talked about that. The Brooks scandal that he has cancer, or is there another scandal? - There's like a Brooks scandal every week. It's like Brooks ate a pancake. - Oh no. - And then Michael Cook tweeted that the entire cast of New Jersey is being brought back for next season. They all got signed. - Michael Cook, you've just ruined my day. - Yeah, I'm just enough to watch next season that we can just skip that show entirely. - But Michael Cook also made my day 'cause he said that Made in Chelsea, he sent along a link that Made in Chelsea, which is sort of like the British version of The Hills, is coming to Bravo called Made in Chelsea, New York, I believe. I've actually never seen the original Made in Chelsea, but my friends are obsessed with it, and I've been wanting to watch it, and I keep telling them let's all sit down and watch like a marathon of it and drink wine. And they're like, yes, let's do it. And they'll be like, oh, sorry, Ben, we watched all the episodes yesterday. - Oh, I'll watch it with you. - I will do that with you. - Maybe we can picture and picture Grand Theft Auto in one TV in one picture. - Oh, yeah. - And play that while we're watching Made in Chelsea. - Oh, my God, everyone, I showed Ronnie, Grand Theft Auto like last week or two weeks ago, and it was so fun. - Oh, yeah, I know Grand Theft Auto, but I don't know five. - I'm sorry, Grand Theft, yeah, Grand Theft Auto five. You were great, Ronnie. You did a great job. - It was amazing to beat the crap out of people randomly. - Yeah. - Commit crimes. - Yeah. - Oh, man, I forgot how empowering that game was. - You did a great job. - Oh, Ben. - You were just killing people like none other. Running them over, crashing your car. - Yeah, that's the way to live, man. - It is, and you-- - You moved all week. - And you completed a mission. You played as Chop the Dog. - I sure did. - Yeah. - That was a fun one. I got to fuck another doggy, Ben. - Yeah. - That was really cool. - So that's it. We're basically gonna be shooting people on the internet all week. - Yeah. - Thank you guys so much for Lisa Li. We'll be back next week. - There is no jersey. - No, there's like a secrets reveal. - Reunion. There's like some secrets bullshit. So if there's something that you want us to watch, why don't you just come on our Facebook page and tell us? And maybe we can try something new for next week 'cause we're gonna be low on show, that's for sure. - Yeah, low on show. - Just suggest stuff that you want us to talk about, and we'll have a special episode next week where we can just talk about it. - Yeah, it'll be fun. - Come find us on facebook.com/watchwithcrapins. If you want to become a premium subscriber and get a bunch of extras like ringtones and bonus episodes and Google Hangouts stuff, parties, come to patreon.com/watchwithcrapins. Thank you to everybody who's supporting us. 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