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Some limitations apply, see website for details. ♪ Watch what crap is ♪ ♪ Watch what crap is ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Crapins ♪ ♪ Watch what crap is ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ ♪ Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is ♪ - Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crapins. A podcast about all that wonderful crap on Bravo that we just love to watch and eat up and enjoy and talk about afterwards. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com. You can find me @bsideblog on Twitter and on Instagram and on Vine where I'm always looking for more followers because for some reason it makes me happier in life when I have more followers. Joining me as always is my trusty compatriot, the one, the only Ronnie Karam, hi Ronnie. - Well hello everybody, it's me Ronnie. - Ronnie, why don't you tell everyone where they can find you? - You can find me on the internats. My website is Trash Talk TV. 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That was just so effortless. ♪ It was effortless ♪ ♪ Effortless ♪ ♪ The worst of my penis in a girl ♪ ♪ That looks just like our daughter ♪ ♪ It was effortless ♪ (laughing) ♪ The way I'm sweating like a busboy ♪ ♪ Went to many tables here ♪ ♪ Effortless ♪ ♪ Effortless ♪ ♪ Effortless ♪ ♪ Effortless ♪ - I think that when he divorces Ramona finally and leaves her for a 20 year old who looks just like his daughter, he should write a song called "Heiferless." ♪ Effortless ♪ ♪ I'm sick of that fast, stupid bitch ♪ ♪ Ramona left a rap icon of colleges ♪ ♪ I'm effortless ♪ - You know, it's so nice of you to be singing that song on a world famous stage, like "The Birdman Jazz Club." Like, I find it to be very exciting and I think that Luann should sing too, okay? I just think that's the way it should be. - You cow, I love Luann. You're a cow. - So what show do you wanna start with first? - Why don't we start with confusing people? - I know, I know, we just like, full force. - Your hosting needs to be a little bit more. ♪ Effortless ♪ ♪ Effortless ♪ - Well, why don't we start with the prison show as in the show that Apollo will be starring in for the next eight years of his life. ♪ Oh, Apollo, gettin' it up the butt ♪ ♪ Is heaven loose ♪ ♪ Effort worse ♪ - He's still a bottom too. - Yeah. - In prison, don't you think? What do you think? - Yeah, I could go either way. I'm sure he's like a verse. Maybe there's some flopping happening in the jail cell. - I don't think so. I think he's straight up, but he's a butt boy. - Yeah, he's a puppet. - But those of you who haven't heard, Apollo was sentenced to eight years in prezone. He was gonna get 30, but he tattletailed on some other criminal people, and so he only got eight. - Yeah, so now he's going back in there. I tend to think maybe he is the bottom, maybe when he first went to jail the first time around, his voice is probably like, "Yo, what's up, I'm Apollo." And now he's like, "Hey, what's goin' on, I'm Apollo." - Yeah, well, he's also a total rat now, so he's totally gonna be a bottom. - Yeah, what's Phaedra gonna do? Do you think Phaedra's gonna divorce him? - No, because he can still give her up if he wants to. I'm sure she's like, "Baby, I help you through "whatever you need to get help through you, "but you never say anything about Phaedra." - Phaedra will kill your ass. I mean, there's a reason that no one's testified against Phaedra yet. - Yeah. - And it's because the bitch is scary. - Yeah, she real scary. - Yeah. - So, oh, wait, so there's something that just came up. Oh, wait, so he's gonna be eight years in prison by 15 years probation and one point, he has to pay $1.9 million, which of course, you know, he has, 'cause everyone in Atlanta truly has money. If there's one thing that we know, no one buys things on credit in Atlanta. - Yeah, that's all real money, guys. - So that's like the big gossip. Did someone just say, you know what's funny, by the way, Madonna Hines put on our Facebook page, which is facebook.com/watchmorecrapins. She put a picture of Sonya from Real Housewives of New York at the Birdland and Behinders Woman and Madonna says, "Liza Manelli again, has this woman no shame?" Coincently, that woman behind Sonya is actually, she's the wife of someone who went to my synagogue and yes, she does look like Liza Manelli. - Yes, I noticed that there was a Liza Manelli look like too and Heather also said, "Billy Strich, he plays for Liza Manelli," which is true. He used to be married, I think, to Liza Manelli until she beat him in the head with a vodka bottle or something crazy. - Oh, I thought that was David. What's his face? - Maybe she did both of them. - Oh, that's right, but she was still married to Billy Strich. I think they left amicably. - Oh, well, what other choice did she have? It's like, he's not into your type, Liza. Unless you were like a man playing you, whatever. - Well, but gay guys love Liza so much and after a certain age, really, who wants to fuck anyway, like, and I'm not saying she can't fuck. I mean, she's like in her 60s probably now. I'm not saying she can't, but I'm not even in my 40s yet and I'm pretty much done with it so I can see how that would work. - Yeah, that's true, that's true. I'm looking for other gossip on our Facebook page but it's all about Apollo, so everything is about Apollo. I don't think that there's anything else that happened. I guess there's rumors that what Liza Renas joining Beverly Hills, did you hear anything about that? - Yeah, it looks like the new cast members are gonna be Liza Rena and this really rich Asian lady that they were posting pictures of Randy with having lunch with a while back and I'm guessing that's it. But then they've been posting weird pictures all week like there's one of Adrian Maloof hugging Brandy. So I guess they're making up. - Well, 'cause there's rumors that Adrian and Camila are coming back. - Yeah, but I think they're gonna be like friends of. I can't imagine how that would work but I would love if Adrian came back on now because she's been a C-word already so there won't be any of that fake niceness like the first season. And also I wanna see her try and bang 20 year olds. I think that's just so fun. - Oh, I know, do you think that it's jumping the shark to have Liza Rena on? - No, I love Liza Rena. I mean, Liza Rena is actually a perfect casting choice for this town, I think like to represent this town 'cause she was actually an actress. I used to watch her on days of her lives playing Billy and her brother Austin was extremely hot. I wonder what happened to that guy. Anybody know, let us know. Let us know if you know his phone number or anything and we'll call him up. - Yeah, so she was like a legit act. I mean, not legit, but like a legit trash actress and then she married someone famous and quit acting which is like what a lot of that kind of actor does. - And then she's been a whore for reality shows ever since. I think she'll be fun. - Yeah, yeah, I sort of likely serve in her wacky, in her own wacky way. She's very much Studio City Sherman Oakesy. She's very much that style, which I think is funny. I don't know why it's funny, it just is to me. But yeah, I think she should be good, you know? And you know, now that Harry Hamlin's been on Mad Men, he's really classed up their whole family. So it's about time for her to bring him back down again and by being on a reality show. - Yeah, I have to admit that I'm still kind of mad at her for leaving days of our lives. I never quite forgave her because she was recast by a sub-dimba who banged George Clooney, I forget her name. - Elizabeth Canellis. - The worst, what? - Elizabeth Canellis. - No. - Stacy Kiebler? - No. - That woman who he's engaged to now, who words of the young man or something? - Yeah, like the peace keeper, whatever. She's like, I'm a lawyer for human rights. - And I was on days of our lives. - Yeah. - But before that, I played Billy. - Was the girl from Biggest Loser? - Alison, what's her face? - No, he didn't bang her. - I'm only going through the people I know from days of our lives. Was it Marlena? Was it Marlena? - I'll look at a Billy on days of our lives. Oh, Krista Allen is her name. - Krista Allen. - She has these gigantic fake boobies and she's like a really terrible actress, but like super beautiful. - Yeah, I'm trying to remember what I've seen her in other than days of our lives. I know she's been in stuff. Is she Krista B. Allen? - Krista Allen here. - She went on revenge? No, that's a different Krista. - No, that's a different Krista Allen. - That's Krista B. Allen. - Oh yeah, that's the girl from revenge. That's when I was like, wait a second. There's already a Krista Allen. Let's not just forget about the real Krista Allen. New young Krista Allen. Like, who the fuck do you think you are? That name is already taken. - People don't get so mad at us for not talking about Bravo right now. - We are talking about Bravo. - Krista Allen, aren't we? - Sort of tangentially. We're still in the, oh, she was in "Liar Liar." That's where I knew this from. - Yeah, she was in like an elevator in one scene, which is hilarious. She didn't like have a real part 'cause I don't... Yeah, she's been in a lot of stuff actually. I'm looking at her IMDB and it's all totally crap. So let's move on. Yeah, that was great. So why don't we, oh shoot, by the way, raised in Ventura, California, enough said. - Oh, there you go. (laughs) - Okay, so while we get to the shows, we had a lot of TV to watch, like almost too much TV to watch this week. And I'm basically on the verge of being totally burned out by Bravo. But let's see what we can do. By the way, are you feeling better, Ronnie? - What? - Are you feeling better, Ronnie? Do you think you'll be vomiting this week? - I don't think so, but I did have a big old Starbucks, which is what got me vomiting last week. But I think I'm okay. I had a lot of milk. I had a lot of milk guys, so. - All right. - Yeah. - All right, well, that's good to hear. My Cancosaur has healed finally. So I can speak without tears coming to my eyes, which I know you're all very happy about. - Yeah, you can start making out with strangers again and then wondering why you're getting Cancosaur. And calling it a different disease. - I am not making out with strangers. I am off the market, so I will not be doing any of that. - Any of those shenanigans. I got my Cancosaur 'cause I bit my tongue. I told you last week, I might talk with apple pie. I had an apple pie injury. That's an excuse, that makes sense, right? - Actually, you're talking to someone who's been overweight his whole life, and I've actually had apple pie injury. - Oh, good. So you feel my pain, you feel my pain. - I'm like, that's not funny. That's a real thing. - Yeah. So let's, I guess, should we start with Cancosaur wedding? Why not? Speaking of apple pie injuries, this was like the televised version of an apple pie injury. - Oh my God. - I was waiting for someone to kill Lady Macbeth. - I can't. - I even hate calling her Lady Macbeth because she's so stupid and like the Shakespeare was so smart, but Mama Joyce, oh my God. - Mama Joyce is just a violin. And she, and you know what, I, she did go after that girl, by the way. Todd's, Todd's daughter. - What did she say to her? Because I just, I was playing Candy Crush and I didn't want to have rewind. - Todd said nothing. Basically, you know, all of a sudden we found out that Todd has a 17 year old daughter who was appeared out of nowhere. And she's being welcomed into the family and Candy was, I think Mama Joyce, if I remember correctly, 'cause I was also zoning out like washing a dish. But Mama Joyce said something like, I'm excited for my daughter and then Candy said something along the lines of like, well, you're two daughters. And she's like, no. And then Mama Joyce basically said, well, I don't care about that other girl. And Candy was like, listen, she's a kid. Don't say that. Don't, don't start up with her. She's a kid. She's a kid. And Mama was like, I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. Well, I would never say anything against the kid. I didn't say anything. And then Riley was like, please stop. And then Riley went into another room and cried. But Mama Joyce is so vile because she actually was being very dismissive of this other girl who seemed perfectly nice. And then she wouldn't even fess up to it. It was hideous. - Yeah, she's a really disgusting human being that one. ♪ I don't wanna talk to that girl ♪ ♪ With that ♪ - I'm like, what, she talking like that? She sounds basically like a squeaking door at this point. I don't even know what she's talking about. She seems to be on a lot of pain meds, but still feeling a lot of pain. So I'm not really sure. ♪ Is that bitch called me a bitch again ♪ ♪ So I'm gonna go back ♪ - And Todd's mom's not even trying to make any sense. She's just like, what, Abby? How about that? Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Yeah, she makes, she makes really don't say anything. - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. ♪ Can I call you, baby, baby ♪ (laughing) - Chicken salmon. (laughing) (singing) - It sounds like she's auctioning something all the time. - Yeah, no, she's not the most coherent woman of all, well, meaning like she's there, but she's not eloquent. Unlike me. (laughing) - Wait, what was this? MJ is awful, calls her a dog, says she hates the theme. Oh yeah, when she's just like being mean about it, she's being horrible about everything. And Kay and he's like, "Mommy, you like the wedding?" And she's like, "Ugh, I don't know why you got "to have a Africa thing." ♪ It looks all nice, all white ♪ ♪ And then you got those African backpack hands ♪ (laughing) - Shut up. - Oh gosh, and then when the ceremony came, and they're like, "Who gives away this woman?" And she's like, "Adu?" And she's just like, then all of a sudden, you just sort of like saw a cloud of dust and she was gone. - God, and then all she did the whole time was sit there and give really dirty looks. She refused to smile in any of the pictures. - Yeah, and then finally when it came time for toast, she gets up there and she said, "File after all this, like, hemming and hogging." She's like, she gets up there and she goes, "Candy, you look really happy." And Todd, I hope you were able to continue to make her happy. And then everyone gives her a rousing applause. I'm like, where do you not give rousing applause for this woman for giving the most basic level of courtesy in a toast? Like, congratulations, you weren't a total bitch. - Yeah, congratulations. You didn't completely throw your daughter under the vest today. - Wow, good for you. That's a first, yay, you did it. - So sad. - I know. And then Todd also, by the way, Todd is annoying me too, by the way, you know, with all this prenup stuff where he's on saying it's not about the money, it's not about the money. But then he's like, but then there's money. But he was the one who was actually being like, "I need to make sure that I'm like taking care of. "I need to make sure I'm taking care of." So it's like, it is about the money, so stop acting like it's not. And then like, I also couldn't believe he didn't go to his own rehearsal dinner. I mean, I know they had a fight, but I thought that was actually really, that was really shitty to not go to his own rehearsal dinner. - Agreed. And he was acting like such a victim when, so finally, he's like, "Well, I just don't want "to get out in 30 days." Candy's like, "Okay, so then you'll sign it "if I don't kick you out in 30 days after we break up." And he's like, "Okay." So the lawyer comes with like a video crew to tape him and get his sworn statement. And he acted like the lady was telling him the most horrible things, but she was just basically like, "If you get a divorce, you have no right to Candy's money." He's like, "Okay." - Okay, and if you get divorced, you are not allowed to murder Candy, steal her children, punch holes in her tires. And he's like, "Okay." - Well, you're not doing anything great. It's a traditional fucking piece of paper at this point. Acting so crazy about it. - I know. He was just, I thought, being really annoying and he was like going and talking to his bros about it. I don't know, the whole thing. I'm team Candy forever, and that means if Todd's gonna be a bitch or if I'm dressing gonna be a bitch, then I cut them out. I only care about Candy. - Yeah, me too. - I like Candy. - Yeah, I'm a big fan. And then nothing else really happened, by the way. It was like nice to me. - Yeah, that was by far the most entertaining wedding series, I think, if they've had so far. And most of it is because Mama Joyce is just such a disgusting human being. - Yeah. - But I'm pretty much done with her. - Yeah, I'm glad this show is over. And I did enjoy some of the celebrity appearances at the wedding, such as, I think we saw Tiny from Escape, and we saw Monica, and we saw Tamar Braxton, and we saw Von from the new Atlanta. - How dare you not, Ray? - Fantasia first. - Well, you know-- (sings) - These are the openers. (sings) These are the openers for Fantasia. You don't start with, you don't leave with Fantasia. (sings) - I love Fantasia, okay. I still look on the internet to see if they're ever gonna release a Broadway recording of Fantasia singing the color purple. (sings) - I just-- - I love Fantasia. - Unlock your imagination with Audible. 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Max has now included with your dash pass annual plan, stream max with ads up to $120 value included at no extra cost. - Terms apply, see doorDash.com/maxfor details. - Oh, I thought you had something more to say to him. - Yeah, I just wanted to make it. - I remember a fan of appearing on American Idol once, like a few years after she'd won, and she came and she sang this weird song that sounded like Toad from Super Mario Brothers, but like before, you know, Toad's voice now is, you know, Toad's like, has this really weird voice, like a Cartman voice, and that's what it sounded like. She's like... (vocalizing) It was like a fast-paced song, which she's like... - You wanna do something, what do you wanna say? What do you wanna be? (vocalizing) - I was like, and they cut to Simon, and he was, his eyes were doing Felix the Cat. They were on the left to right. He was like, what the hell is going on? And Fantasia's like in this skin, like leather pants, sweat, and running up and down, like seeing you like a million words a second. - Remember that bright red, like Ronald McDonald hair? - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - Now, you wanna say it to me? Why don't you feel what you wanna say? Why don't you wanna say it to me? Why don't you go where you're out of me? Why don't you love it? - I was like, oh my God, what is this crazy? And then she just was like left, and Simon was like, okay. - Oh my God, she is so funny. - Yeah. - Her music, I can't necessarily get behind, but God, I love her. Her voice is so amazing. I remember when she sang at the Tonys, and like Fantasia has this thing where she can like rip her heart out. Like she can always make me cry 'cause she actually like feels like, you know? - Yeah. - She's like ripping her heart out and like throwing it on the ground and stomping on it. And then they cut to the Tony audience, and they're just like bored. Like, oh God, another person feeling things. Isn't that dookie house or anything this year? (laughing) - Is that Martin Lawrence Bellard in the audience? - Yes, that's a general New York audience. They're like, we live in New York. - Oh, we clap. I'm up a lot of stairs. Everyone else is gross. - These are what, this is what I was going to walk up. - Fantasia was an originally a classy movie with classical music and dancing. Rhinoceros is okay. (groaning) - Speaking of wildlife, by the way, how much did you love Portia on the show? And she's like, oh, did you see the tag us up front? They're like, like those were lions. She's like, oh what? Yeah, they just arrived on the Underground Railroad. (laughing) - I thought the best part of the whole show was stupid Derek J trying to make drama wherever he goes. - Oh my God. - Little midget Nel Carter. I swear to God, if that guy ever does drag, it has to be Nel Carter, 'cause he's so a little Nel Carter. (laughing) - I'm gonna vacuum off the fish from the fishbowl. Oh, get me a prank gun. - No, I know what it takes. - We've talked about that before on the show, and I forget who we were calling Nel Carter about. - It's okay. I'm always welcome. I'm always happy to make a Nel Carter reference, especially when it involves give me a break. And I know exactly what you're talking about in terms of backing up the fish, because I watch that show every Saturday. I know exactly what you're talking about. (groaning) - But yeah, he's trying to make all this drama and Rico Chappelle. Okay, so first, a couple of things you guys have corrected me on. Rico Chappelle is not from Project Runway. I'm dumb, he was from the fashion show that Terrible Bravo's spin. - Oh, okay. - So that was that. And the other thing is that Todd was not just, and this is where Ben was wrong. - I was wrong. - I didn't think I'm sorry. But Todd was not just like some-- - P.A. - P.A. He was actually like a producer, so. - I don't think he was like a, he's not like a high level producer though. I thought he was like, maybe he's like-- - Oh, reality producers. You know, there's like 30 on every show. It doesn't mean they're, it's not like Mark Burnett produces a survivor. - It's true. - That kind of producer. - It's more like-- - Sorry, bro. - Open, you know, like order food for people or whatever, but still they make more than a P.A. - Sorry, sorry for misleading everyone. I'm misleading everyone. - Sorry, Todd. - Sorry for misleading you, Ronnie. - Yeah, absolutely. - But seriously though, about Rico Chappelle, I mean, for sure, I thought it was bad that he didn't have the address ready until the day of. Like, that's very bad. And then, you know, I thought it was sort of funny that he like, that he gathered it all up in a bed sheet. But you know, though, there was so much of it. Like, what else should he have done? Like, I think it was fine. Like, you know what, the poor guy's sweating. The whole thing was like last minute. Let him, let him bunch it up in a, in a freaking sheet. Of course he's gonna probably go and steam it somewhere. So like, no issue. - Yeah, but it's a Rico sheet, so it's probably all crusty. And also, they don't just sell like ostrich cages or do you get that thing? What was that thing? Where do you even get that material from? - I have no idea. - That looked very heavy and sweaty. - But, but I agree with you. I thought it was totally shady of like Derek J. and Lawrence to be like, oh, he put it in a sheet, put it in a sheet, it was like shut up guys. Just like, it's like, it's over. The dress looked fine. So who the fuck is this? - Because they're on fashion queens. So they think they like, they're actually hired because they know fashion and not because they dress like really ugly women in Florida. - Yeah, you know what? - For us to laugh at. - Listen, if they want, if they want to throw shade about that dress being wrapped up in a sheet, you know what they got to do? They got to have a podcast called Watch for Crapins and then they can throw all the shade they want. But if they're gonna be on TV and pretend to be friends with candy, then shut up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can throw shade, they can't. - Ha. (laughing) - Oh, and he's also the one, he was like, come on, Mama Joyce, go give a speech. You have to, with your daughter, go on. He's like, trying to start all this drama. It's like, how about make your own show good? Okay, how about that? - How about, how about that? How about letting Shiree talk? How about instead of you guys being funny, how about you let Shiree talk? - Yeah, I wanted Shiree to be like, so where's Kenya, since she's your new best friend now, since I'm not on the show, that's really interesting. - And how about, and how about also Mama Joyce using Shiree's line on the episode? She's like, who gonna check my boo? Who gonna check my boo? I was like, oh no, you do not get to use that line, Mama Joyce, that is a hallowed line from a hallowed lady, and you, Mama Joyce, you do not get to use it. I know Shiree Whitfield, okay? I have watched TV about Shiree Whitfield, and you, Mama Joyce, or no, Shiree Whitfield. - Yeah, you're in no Shiree Whitfield. Sit down, Mama Joyce. - Sit the fuck down. - Yeah, so yeah, I'm glad that that shows over, but you know Real Housewives of Atlanta is starting in like two weeks, right? - I know, see, no. I'm already back with Todd, see. Now, hey, we got the clean up, whoa, my candy voice is real weird today. - Hey, whoa, I'm being... - I just, I just, I didn't really have anything to say. I was like, I gotta have at least one last little canyon impersonation before we wrap things up with candy for the season. - Whoa, there's a whoa, I'm being... - See, now, Rylie. She's like, oh wait, I have to say something. I have to say something. We love Rylie, that this is something that is a given. We love, love, love Rylie. Rylie is a beautiful young woman who is growing up to be a lovely lady and is craziness around her. But the poor girl, that dress was too short on her, I think. They needed a little bit more length. She looked a little, not look quite right. - I thought it was cute. - It was cute, but I don't... - Yeah, but I don't, the internet are giving her shit, but I think that they were making a dress to kind of look like her mom's, which I thought was really-- - Yeah, but it needed to be a little bit-- - They thought that weird Las Vegas like flesh crop. - I hate that, by the way. - Yeah, it's like very figure skater. - Yeah, it's like, I just, I felt like in this case, like I didn't mind the shape of it, but because it was so short, it sort of popped out like almost like a tutu. And it was just like all about her legs and she was wobbling around 'cause she didn't really know how to wear heels. It just was not the most flattering look for her. And I feel like Rylie is a teachable moment and the future wears something that goes down just a little bit longer. It doesn't have to be like a church dress or anything, but you know, just a little bit lower. - Yeah, I don't know, I think the poor little Rylie, I just felt bad, and she was like, ♪ Let you guys stop fighting at least for today ♪ - No poor Rylie. ♪ See now, Rylie wearing tutus at the wedding ♪ ♪ Now mama ♪ ♪ See now mama, mama ♪ ♪ Well, I ain't gonna talk to my makin' Rylie cry ♪ ♪ See now, there's a bring-up now ♪ ♪ Rylie gets to wear tutus ♪ ♪ That other orphan girl should have to wear a little red dress ♪ ♪ In a ginger wig ♪ ♪ I ain't hittin' that girl, that girl ain't part of my family ♪ - Since where does Rylie, two, two? I wanted to be wearing a one, one, 'cause she's number one. ♪ I don't forget about that sweet girl ♪ ♪ That you better give all her money to ♪ ♪ Bring them all, see no one cares about ♪ - Oh, she's so transparent. ♪ Not today mama ♪ ♪ Not today mama ♪ - Hey! ♪ Mama, I said not today ♪ - How can you even tell if Rylie's crying? She always looks the same. She was like the least in the call of this show. - Because-- - How could you tell if Rylie's crying because wouldn't you be crying if you had to deal with mama Joyce so much? You just have to assume she's always crying because there's no room for happiness when mama Joyce is around. - Yeah, mama Joyce sets it all out of the room. - She's the worst. Should we move on to marriage medicine? - Yes, please, mama Joyce is depressing. - All right, so this was apparently the season finale and oh man, was it a nail-biter? - Okay, let me tell you what happened. I've reported marriage to medicine 'cause it's the end. And I was watching it and when I pressed play on my computer thing, it said, "Do you want to resume from where you last left off?" And I was like, "I watched this." And then I pressed play and it was in the middle of a doggy fashion show and I was like, "I have not watched this, but I didn't care. "I just sort of played at the end." And guess what, I don't think I missed anything. - You missed nothing, nothing. I mean, talk about like a bummer second season. This was a really bad second season. So basically the first half of what you missed was that Mariah had a launch party for Cinnamon and Girl. And then the women showed up, I'm sorry, only Simone and what's her face, heavenly. You know what's so bad? I actually almost called her hungry, not heavenly. - Oh god, well, we'll have one thing set up. And then they're like, "Are you sure?" Like, heaven's like, "Are you sure there's no way "you and Quad could be without you? "I could have you on a relationship, I expect you." - Oh no, I couldn't praise the Lord together. - You have to admit that that evil mother on that show, what's her name, Mama Wet? - Lucy. - Oh yeah, Lucy. - You have to admit that Lucy did beat the Jesus out of heavenly, 'cause heavenly's not saying that anymore every single time. She's not always like, "Well, praise the Lord, "he'll put up in about Jesus here and now." - You're wrong, 'cause what you miss is when heavenly and Lucy set each other down, and then things were getting tense, and I think either heavenly or Lucy, one of them said, "Well, I'll just praise the Lord." And then was like, "Well, I'll praise the Lord, too." She's like, "Well, I'm gonna praise him right now." It's like, "Oh, is it Sunday?" They're like, "I can praise him right now." - We should always be praising the Lord, praise the Lord anytime, anytime, anytime. You do that, it's like, "What am I watching?" - But you think Jesus is like, "Oh God, shut up, "you're both fat and stupid, get a better wig." I hope Jesus is like a bitchy queen, you know? 'Cause who else would have worked out that much back then? You know, he's like hot and all bitchy, and he's like, "All right, look, my dad made me go down "to earth, but that does not mean I should be sentenced "to the rest of my fucking life with you, women, "thinking me for nothing. "I haven't done anything. "Shut up, stop giving me the credit "for everything you've done for us. "That's your terrible diet product, not mine." (laughing) - So, I'm Jewish, so I can't comment on what Jesus is really like. - Yeah, bitchy Jesus, okay, that's the gate. 'Cause you know how women make God a woman. I think gays should make Jesus gay. There'd be a lot more people. - Yeah, why not? 'Cause there's black Jesus, there's female Jesus. - Yeah, Lord knows we spend enough time on our knees. - We deserve a little heaven. Someone just told me, and I only found this out like three days ago, that like a prayer by Madonna's a song about oral sex. - Really? - Yeah, I'm down on my knees. I wanna take you there. - In the midnight hour, I can feel your power, just like a, I don't know, it's not obvious enough for me, I don't get it. It has to be like, and then I swallowed you deep, and then you filled me up, and then I went to church, and then I tasted your cup. - Like something like that's like super obvious. - That was the first draft, that was the first draft actually. So, wait, so back to the show, one thing that you also miss is that Toya moved into her new house, moved more into her new house that she can't afford, and Heavenly came over. And Heavenly was being pretty funny in the interviews, 'cause she was pretty much reading Toya down, and she was like, so you couldn't, you couldn't get the fine answering for like one home, and you wasted $50,000 on it. So, you went to go for a Holocaust twice as much, for that to rent a home, and then you're gonna go on a vacation now? Like, honey, what are you gonna pay for all this? - And then they showed all the random like, shit that Toya buys, like, you know, she has like a special wine opener, and then one of those things that like aerates it. And it was kind of like a hilarious indictment on Toya spending all her husband's money in credit. - I love when Toya's like. - We worked our whole lives for this. - I was like, we did, you did end. No one works our whole life for a rental home. - Well, what I showed did, what I showed did, was that Eugene, let's put this new house on the market, and then let's go on a $100,000 vacation, because I'm so stressed at about the $50,000 that we lost. And then we get home, I'll be like, oh my God, we just spent $100,000, I need to feel better. Let's buy a house that costs even three times as much, okay? Eugene, that's what I showed did. - I like the scenes from the reunion when Andy's like, well, you know, that wasn't nice, Heavenly, when you were saying that Toya's not the brightest one of the group, and Toya's like flinking or big stupid eyes all pissed off, and Heavenly goes, but she's not. - Like there's sometimes when Heavenly is like right on point, and there's sometimes you're like, oh, shut the fuck up, Heavenly. - I think Heavenly's so funny. - I like her now at the end. - I have to say overall, if look at all the plus and minuses, yeah, Heavenly is on the plus side. She's up, she's, don't tell her that. - That's how I like to say. - I know, I was about to say, Toya-- - I used to be a man, I used to be a chunky lady, I was, I was, I was a model, I've lost so much weight. But thanks to Jesus, I've lost all my weight. - Let's see, oh, there was a very funny scene in the beginning where basically Jackie and Simone met up in the park, you know how they always do? And basically Simone was like, okay, so you know that Quad is having this puppy fashion show, and Jackie just started to laugh, and then Simone started to laugh, and then it was just the scene of them laughing at Quad's fashion show, and that's it. We never even got to what Simone was trying to say. So they just were like, yeah, it's a puppy fashion show, and then Jackie was like, hmm, well, I guess. - That was great, I was like, chuckling on my couch, like I was one of their-- - I water fucking dog show. Listen-- - I want to show women everywhere that you can be fabulous as a lot. - Bob, you just got to screw it in. - What? - How did I am putting down the blanket on fashion, 'cause we are having a piglet in here. (laughing) Honey, put some oil in that frying pan, because we are turning the heat up, and I am putting some bacon in it, and that bacon is fashion. - But the world and that wind, and world wind, and all over the Oklahoma. (laughing) - I am delivering a TV remote to the gods, and that TV remote is saying, turn on to fashion. - Get me a, give me a Kleenex, 'cause I'm coming down with some coal. (laughing) - Ooh, I need to put some hairspray on, that way things stay in place, because my fashion's moving too fast. (laughing) - Oh, quadlets. So the dogs looks cute, I guess, but still way too much cloth for them to piss on when you take them out. Like to think with dogs. Like you have to leave a lot of room for them to go poop. - I thought they honestly look stupid, to be, I mean, the dogs themselves were cute. I thought the outfits were kind of like over, like they were crazy looking. Here's, the dog outfits that I think are cute are like little sweaters. I think little sweaters always look cute on a dog. I mean, if I were to have to put anything on a dog, which I am not about, but if you have to put something on a dog, little sweaters the way to go, I don't think you need a big frilly dress, that's stupid, that's annoying. Yeah, it's gonna drag on the ground and get pee on it. - Yeah. You know what's funny? Actually, last night I was out in a bat and I saw their little Lenny Kravitz investor, and he was very short, so I guess-- - Derek made a good comment in the comments about him looking like that guy, not Theo. I think I've said it before, who he looks like on the Cosby show, the guy that married the oldest daughter. - Yeah, Elden. - Elden, yeah. - He's like Elden, he does. - He's like Elden and Lenny Kravitz. - Yeah, he looks just like him. There was actually something on Facebook today that someone posted of the Cosby family dancing here, so cute. - Oh, by the way, also speaking of random bravo, like ancillary sightings, I also saw last night Gigi's ex-boyfriend, the guy Sean, who had, you know, remember she was dating that guy Sean who was like this good looking like half Asian guy, but looked like he sort of had some plastic surgery, maybe not? - Who? - Gigi's ex-boyfriend. - I saw him last night and he looked really good. Just want, that's all it is. - Did you make out with him? - You know, he looks very hot. - You know what I did last night? - What? - A pizza, a whole pizza, a whole one. (laughing) - And I just went to Palm Springs and was like, that's it, I'm sick of being the fat kid in the pool wearing my t-shirt and trying to hide from people. - I'm going home, I'm gonna eat healthy and I'm working out every day, not because I have to, but because I want to. And I was like, hmm. - God, that sounds good. ♪ Eat 24 pizza ♪ ♪ Oh my God, I ate a pizza ♪ - Did you get it from Krispy Kress? ♪ And it was heaven else ♪ - Was it from Krispy Kress? - No, 'cause they were close, 'cause I ordered it 12.30 at night, which of course is the healthiest time to eat a pizza. - Yeah, that's the best time. - And that one was from a new place I tried called Greenwich Village Pizza because I love the pizza and Greenwich Village, so I got it from there. It was a lot of dough. Lots of dough guys. - No, no, no, no. - Wow. - I, meanwhile, my bad food is that I have some leftover bad food from July 4th because I may have gotten stoned and therefore they were snacks made their way into my apartment. And so I have this like tub of briars, Reese's Pieces Peanut Buttercup chocolate ice cream that is so good. Although it's not, I don't think it's ice cream because I looked on the box just earlier today 'cause I'm still going through it. And it says, "Frozen Dairy Dessert." (laughs) Which seems weird. I don't know where on the packaging does it say ice cream. - Yeah, that's something altogether new. - That's just a bunch of chemicals I've been taken in. - We're finishing this podcast at Man's House. - Yeah, seriously. - That's a little. - So anyway, marriage medicine. - Oh, so they ended up just basically kicking out Mariah, right? - Yeah. Even though Simone was like, "A lot of big friends with both of you." But it's like, who cares? This is like a feud that would start over something that we didn't see and about something that we don't truly understand. It seems like too petty. And not like, not like, relatively petty. It's one thing to see Camille Grammer and Kyle Richards have a fight because Kyle Richards said, "Who would you be without Kelsey?" And watching that escalate. That makes sense. Somehow that's relatable. But, 'cause it's like a misconstrued phrase. But when it's about like, "I made you, no, "you didn't make me, I made myself." It's just not relatable. And all the important things that happen in this feud happened off camera, so. - Yeah, I don't know. - Agreed, that's stupid. I'm so glad it's over. But, you know, as much as I usually hate this show, at least I really had some enjoyable episodes. I liked when they went out of town. I really liked the addition of Heavenly. - Yeah, at least in Nicole they can get rid of. She's just like one of the worst friends of all time. - Yeah, I like the new disease, almost cancer. I think that's hilarious. And I think that's it. - Hopefully next season they'll be able to bring more drama and more fighting too, please. Like real fights, like with fists. - Yeah, real fights, beat each other. - Beat each other. - Yeah, that's what this franchise should be known for. I mean, after season one, you have to follow up with season two with something like that. And get an uppity white bitch in there too. Oh, by the way, did you see Emily from the new Atlanta was made a cameo appearance at the fashion show? - No. - Oh yeah, 'cause she has jeans, y'all. She's fashion. - She has jeans for cystic fibrosis, y'all. - I wonder if that show's gonna come back the new Atlanta. - You know, I don't think it will, which is too bad because I started to get really into it towards the end. - Hey, David. - Okay, why don't we move on to Real House as of Orange County? - Let's do it, y'all! - Oh, you're twisting, twisting. Every little thing. - I say, you're twisting, you're twisting it, David. Thanks for making me look like a bitch, David. - David, I just wanna be loved. I just wanna be loved. And right now I don't feel loved, David. I don't feel loved. - He's like, "Ugh." (laughing) - He's like, "Well, honey, I can't love you "because you're annoying bitch." All right, no, David, but that's because I can't, we're not connected. When we're connected, I feel like I love you very much. - I just wanna be connected. - I like when he's like, "I'm sick of hearing that I don't spend any time with you." Like, I just wanna kill myself 'cause I spend so much time with you, Shannon. - David. - Okay. - What's the winner? - What's the winner? - Twisting, twisting, you're twisting! - That being said, all this joking aside, so for people who may not have seen it, what happened was David and Shannon had a lunch, just the two of them in Mexico. And I actually have to say, even though we're joking everything, I thought that that was a very riveting scene. I found that it was like two people kind of like rasping to save their marriage and trying to communicate. And you can see that they're gonna make another attempt at it, but it's getting away from them. And I thought it was actually very compelling TV. - I think it's pretty, I think, Shannon's pretty fascinating in general because most people go on the, okay, most people get a ton of surgery, start fuck their way up, they'll meet Gretchen at a party and just keep following her around until they find out who they need to call to get in audition on the thing. You know, it's like, it's a lot of work to be on the D list. And I feel like Shannon is one of these people who did not do that. I think she was like, you know what? It would be awesome to be on a TV show because my husband would have to sit down and talk to me about a relationship. Like, that's the reason she did it. Which is, I've never seen that before. And I think it's super fascinating because I can imagine that in the real life, he's usually like, I'm not sitting down for dinner with you. You kidding? All you're gonna do is mag me. Bye, bitch, I'll be at the strip club. - Yeah, yeah. I think that's actually a great, that's a totally great read of the situation. I don't know, I think Shannon's fantastic. And she's been a great addition to the season and made it so, made this stuff all so compelling. I mean, they basically just have to get rid of, if they got rid of Lizzie, you'd have a great, a great cast here because you do feel like they do kind of all hang out in their own weird way and they have a very compelling social dynamic now with the way Shannon and Heather hate each other and how Tamara's gotten the middle causing problems and Vicki oddly is the voice of reason now. - I honestly think they should get rid of Tamara because I think when you go to the baby storyline, you're done, that fake baby storyline. I mean, this has been three weeks of that. - I know. - And now we're going to a terrible business. Like, you're all shocked that you can't run a business. None of you run a business. You all suck. You don't even have any workout equipment. You've rented a big room with plastic wood floors and you're like, having your husband teach yoga. Get the fuck out of here. - And by the end, I know it's a bad sign for your business when Ryan, fuck up king of the world, is also the voice of reason when he's like, I don't think we should raise rates because who's going to want to pay a premium to a place that has fucked up floors? I mean, he is exactly right. I mean, and Eddie's like, it's all about the sales. You know, Eddie exposed himself right then and there as a classic, like middle management bureaucrat asshole. You know? - Yeah. - Like, he made a retarded mistake. And this is, I'm sorry for using the word retarded, by the way. He made a ridiculous mistake and he-- - Oh God, I have to use the word retarded later. So I'm going to reserve my apology to him. - Okay, please do it. You know, and this is by the way, come in on the heels of him demanding that nothing be put on the shelves. So it looks cleaner. I mean, the guy doesn't really know what he's doing with anything. And he has wood flooring put over a cushion, which is so beyond silly. I mean, I'm sure there's a way to have, like, wood flooring where it can absorb impact, but that's not the way to do it. And he makes this huge mistake and then he tells Ryan that it's up to him to get the sales up, like, you have to just sell it more. Like, no, you made the mistake, you have to fix it. - Yeah, I mean, see, like all that stuff you just said, like, I don't care. Why do I want to watch a show about that? - Yeah, I don't know why I got so well. - You're terrible, Jim. It's like inside curves. Like, I don't care, babe. (laughing) - Inside. 'Cause there's no better of the curves. I mean, curves is it. - And trust me, I know inside curves because my mother and my sister talk about it and oh my God, there is some drama up in that place. So like, could you believe that bitch did wipe down the seat when she was done? I mean, how are you supposed to do a circuit behind someone if you have to keep wiping their seat? - I feel like my wiper muscle is getting worked out. - Oh, you guys are whole way areas. - It's like Lucille Roberts exposed. (laughing) - Totally, totally. - But anyway, so Shannon and David were trying to work out their things and they kind of came to a, I don't know what they came to, but then they went to on delays. Oh, I guess that happened beforehand and they were dancing and, I mean, the thing is this, with this episode is very front loaded, all the good stuff happened in the first 20 minutes 'cause you had this whole, you had everything going on with Shannon and David. And then the rest of the episode was like, oh no, Lizzie might not get her, her bikinis sold at some random boutique in Orange County. Like, could the stakes be any lower? It's like, oh no, are there gonna be, are there gonna be twigs in the vending machine today? (laughing) What's gonna happen? - And of course-- - It's just gonna be Diet Coke, our Coke, they're all, eh. - Yeah, I mean, like, as if there was gonna be any chance that this one was not gonna stock, you know, bikinis from someone who brought a camera into her boutique and gave her national exposure, I mean it was-- - Yeah. - It was just so blah. But, Heather though. - Yeah, Lizzie gotta go, Heather gotta go. - Heather. - Hammer gotta go. I think they should keep Vicki, the other one. And they should actually get all of her friends, Shannon's friends, 'cause you know she's got some friends and they're probably all crazy. - Wait, so Heather this week was really insufferable, I thought. So first, she decides that she wants to get a dog, I guess this is her new storyline. So she tells Terry that, she's like, well, you know how we always talked about, you know, getting a rescue and things like that, I just think that with my allergies and Coco's allergies and so-and-so's allergies-- - Allergies, so let's just make it the-- - And so then Terry reads it for exactly what it is and he's like, oh, so this way you can have a guilt-free pedigree dog. And then she's like, she, like, so humorless, so humorless is like, fine, why would you say that? Why would you say that? It's 'cause allergies. - What do the disgusting thing for you to say? I mean, that was really gross. - She's just, I mean, she's got such a stick up her ass. The fact that she can't even like laugh that off even and be like, ha ha ha ha, no, you know, she's, oh, she's so humorless and he's like, well, and then he tries to ease out of it and he's like, well, how 'bout we get a rescue cat or something like that? She's like, you can get whatever cat you want. What if you wanna get a cat, get, like, shut up. And then they go out to dinner at a restaurant and Heather makes this whole thing like, oh, you know, like once a week we like to get together and like really connect, you know, 'cause our lives so busy and the kids' lives are even busier and they say we can all get together and connect, the kids are there for about 10 minutes. The nanny comes like, hear the keys, get 'em out of here. - Hell yeah, I mean, I agree with her mothering. I'd never had a problem with her mothering skills. I was raised the same way and I'm like, you go girl, I don't really wanna sit there watching my mom get drunk or martinis either, which is what her kids would have been doing that whole time too. - Yeah, that's true. And then she did something that really pissed me off later. I just don't even remember what it was. Oh, I guess when she acted like she was gonna be taking care of the dogs, no, it's gonna be the nanny all over again. - I just, I mean, honest, you know, it's sometimes it's hard doing this podcast every week because I just wanna be like, no, I'm not talking about Heather, no. - Yeah. - The end, I hate her. I hope she gets run over by something by payer. - I'm a working mother. You know, it's so hard being a working mother and going to the thing and doing this and it's like, you're not a working mother bitch. You've had two lines in TV in like two years. You're not working, okay. If anything, you're managing a humongous staff. Like you're working as much as like a manager at Little Caesars. - Yeah. - Which I guess is work, but that's your own doing. - I know, I hope her kids are not as obnoxious as she is 'cause they're all very cute and it'd be a shame if they had terrible personalities. - No, I think her kids are gonna be fine. You know who I'm not worried for? Heather's fucking kids, okay. Those little brats have like a zillions of dollars. If they're horrible people, they can go hide in their fabulous neighborhoods. I don't care. (laughs) I'm not feeling bad about that. - Hide in their neighborhoods. - Yeah, bye. Have fun in Key West, bye. Whatever. (laughs) I'm never gonna see them. - I love, of all the neighborhoods that you could have used in an example, Key West. - That's not even what I meant. I met somewhere in which neighborhood are they moving to in North County? - Have fun at WeHo. - Yeah. (laughs) Have fun at Sherman Oaks, kids in your management. - Have fun at that dueling piano bar. - Oh my god. Have fun at Howl at the Moon. In Universal City Walk. How fun with that, kids. - So let's see, did anything else happen in Orange County, aside from David? - David. - David. - Oh, David, you twisted, you twisted. - Well, next week is the dinner where she loses it at Heather and starts screaming. And then she's like, - She keeps saying I'm screaming at her and I'm not. (laughs) - Yeah, you actually are now. - Oh my god. - I love, I love what sets her off because you know, the thing is the things that set her off, it's like I get it actually, I get it. And I love how she just gets so full up of frustration where she doesn't know whether to scream or to cry or kind of do both. It's like I've been there. - Yeah. - David, David, David, David. - David, I don't feel a wob right now. And so what am I supposed to do? And I also love how when she gets really like, you know, when she starts talking about David and she starts to get like emotional about it and the confessional, she starts to like teeter over like Tower of Pisa. She's like leaning to Tower of Pisa. She sort of, her eyes get like, she flares her eyes and she tilts over and she's like, I don't know, what am I supposed to do? I mean, what do I do? I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - They're actually, I'm really enjoying the fact that they're friends with Vicki and Brooks because they're actually perfect to be friends with in this situation. - They really are. - They don't care. Like Vicki's already been through it. Brooks has like 20 children scattered across the world. It's like, these two have already been through all the fighting. So they're just kind of like, get over it. Like let's just get in place. - No more trying. - Like what are we doing? We're in Mexico. You know, no one can get us for child support here. - Okay. - So let's just fuck and forget about it. - But then when Brooks starts in on his victim shit, he's like, well, you know, Tamara, the way that Tamara spoke to me, I can never forget it. - It's like Brooks, let's not forget. Why everyone hates you, okay? - I love that he's all innocent now. He's like, well, you know, all I've ever tried to do is love Vicki because Vicki's like a train on the track. A track that's real strong, that train's going fast. There's lots of smoke coming out of it and you know it's working hard. I want a ticket on that train. That's a train I want to ride on. Like shut up. Pay for your children, stop getting on trains. - Yeah, stop leaving voicemails for your girlfriend's daughter being like, fuck you or like you should die or whatever it was that he said. - No, he was talking to Ryan. - Oh yeah. - And Ryan was talking about how that he got in a fight with Briana or something. And Brooks is like, "Beater." (laughing) Yeah, "Beater" is how we do it. - I'm truly sorry. I'm truly sorry, truly sorry. I do not mean any of that. I just thought what Tamara had said to me just made me say these things to you. Sorry. - So, all right, you want to move on to Ladies of London? - Yes, I would just like to take this time to thank our sponsor, Bueller. Bueller has been sitting in my feet giving me little licks for the past hour. So, I'd like to thank Bueller for everything you do for us. Any other sponsors, please just contact us, thanks. - I have no one or nothing like my feet at the moment, but next week I'll try to fix that. - Yeah, Bueller was an adoption, okay. - A rescue. - So, anybody who's allergic, I'm sorry. Okay, so Ladies of London. - Oh, Manna's, oh, you're so rude. - Oh, Manna's, oh, she's so rude, everybody's so rude. Manna's, Manna's, ah, I think accent's Manna's, oh, whatever, I'm loud, I'm loud. - Okay, I started to laugh out loud when Annabelle got on her horse and she literally was like, Alexander would have loved to see me race. - Oh my God. You know what Alexander wouldn't have? He wouldn't have. He would have been like, "Bitch, go outside." And she'd be like, "I'm on a horse, Alexander!" - I'd be like, "So, I'm not pleased with that fucking horse." - She's like, "The pelvis was Alexander's favorite bone, "so to have broken it is really very heartbreaking for me." - No one could take a good riding like Alexander. He was passed around like a canopy. (laughing) Both Annapays, in his day. He used to come to me and tell me Annabelle, "My bum hurts." And I'd say, "Oh, Alexander mind us, too, "because of horse riding." And he'd say, "Me, too." And we'd both say, "We're so punk." (laughing) - Alexander loved being thrown from horses, so when I was thrown from the horse, I kind of felt like I had Alex right here with me. - Oh, shut up, lady. - Oh my God, she was, she's so ridiculous. I mean, it definitely-- - I remember when Alexander fell down and I took care of him for weeks in his bed and now those-- - I don't know what to take care of me. - I remember when Alexander died, there were four ambulances there as well, so when the four arrived for me, I couldn't help but relish the irony. I was his ambulance muse, his ambulance. - If Alexander was alive today, he would make an entire season for crippled people. (laughing) - He would have-- - His muse and I cannot walk. (laughing) - He would have made, he would have broken down all the barriers and hospital gowns. - Anything you wore would look wonderful with crutches if Alexander was here today. - I cannot sit up, I cannot sit down, I cannot lean forward, I can't do anything. Alexander would have loved it. (laughing) - Alexander would have made a whole line for floating heads. (laughing) - Yeah, she's a Marxist. I was so glad she got thrown from a horse. I know that's horrible to say, but she didn't get Superman, okay? She's still okay, and she's dumb, and I'm sick of her. And I'm glad that the only person who took care of her was stupid lady sandwich. (laughing) Like, no one else. - Lady sandwich, she could be bothered. - Suffering from many bad hair days this episode. She came in, leaning like she'd just been rolling around and hey, and she's like, oh my God. You let it out, baby, you let it out. Like, let out the tears, you have to let it out. You're not gonna heal unless you let it out, baby. If you hold it in, it bucks up your teeth. That's one thing that British people don't understand yet. I'm trying to impart this upon you as an American. Hold in your emotions, your teeth will grind and it'll fuck them all up. Just be an American and cry, honey, cry. - Cry, cry, honey. Just, you gotta lend out honey. Meanwhile, Kapper's continues to stir up shit because now she's asked Marissa to host the famous baby shower. - Oh, she's so fucking rude. I mean, okay, look, I hate that everybody talks about manners, but that is really rude. - Caprice, like, she went to one lady and asked for a baby shower, which is already rude, okay? Now you're going to somebody else and asking for a damn baby shower? - I'm then asking about a person. - You don't do that. - Yeah. Although I did think it was funny when Caroline was like, well, it's just the rudest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. - No, I was like, well, that's a lucky life. - I know, seriously, wow. (laughs) But I've never been to a Whole Foods, like... - But Caprice is a piece of work. I mean, she really, she's so awful. And the way she talks about like how she's a mentor to Noel, Noel's like, I really need to learn how to get better press about school. I need to learn how to-- - School. - School. - I need to know how to deal with school. - School. - School. - School. - School. - School. - I'm really glad we find the mood in school. (laughs) - School. Can we find move-in to the place yet school? - I love that her terrible fake accent is like Eliza do a little for my fear lady before she found someone to help her learn how to be classy. It's like, why would you choose to be like the cockney girl instead of like the one in the nice dress of the dance? - Well, that's a question for school. (laughs) I'm sick and tired of winning this move to happen school. (laughs) - And I love she's finally, she was like, "Oh, Scott and I have been through so much together." That, you know, we'll fight, but then we'll-- - We'll make up. - I'm like, yeah, you made up because you moved into a $20,000 month apartment you skank. It's not like he-- - Excuse me, it's not an apartment, it's a flop. - Flop. (laughs) - School, I like this flop very much. - It's like, I had a claim for you darling. And she's like, "God, it's a once dollar, "smell like stinking--" - Workers. - Yeah. - Workers. - Yeah, who do you think you are, Demel? You are a worker. - You are a sex worker. - You're a worker. - You're a, you're a reality star, you're a-- - The only difference between you and them is like the ability to swallow an apple hole, okay, bitch? (laughs) - School, did you hear what he just said about me? - School. - School. - School. I have to throw a baby shot at her. - School bug. (laughs) - Scott. - Scott, what do you think we should buy for this? - Boy, boy! - Shiler. (laughs) (laughs) So the other fun thing this week was-- - Says for the other fun thing is, "Wake!" - The swake. (laughs) - The swake. - The swake. - School, did you hear what else was fun this week? (laughs) - The Americans actually got in a fight, which was hilarious, because Marissa is trying to be nice and Juliet is being a bitch. - Yeah. - And then Juliet's like, "Why are you always nice?" "I mean, God, you're so perfect. "Yup, everything. "You're the husband of Olivia, you have kids at Olivia. "Ehh, you're so nice. "You're always trying to be nice, everybody. "Blick, well, it's on a bar." - And then Marissa was like, "I'm sorry, I'm so nice." He was like, "God, that was really mean." - Like, when you say I'm Mother Teresa, that's like a judgment. That's like, you know, that hurts, it hurts, you know? - Who gets offended at being called Mother Teresa? - She's like, "I guess I'm just overly empathetic." - I love, by the way, this is all happening. They kept on getting up on the table. Like, it was like a first. When we get up, when we come back, when we get up, when we come back. And then Juliet started to cry. She's like, "Well, I don't like what she's saying. "I don't like that she's accusing me of being mean to her. "I'm not just saying that she's too nice, "then she starts crying." And Caroline's like, "And all this before the scones "have been served at breakfast." I was like, "Yes." - Caroline's like, "That would be the absolutely "astarically swimming." (laughing) - It's like three chumps getting their knickers in a wad. - Ugh. - Olivia called me Mother Teresa. (laughing) - Could you imagine if that was Mother Teresa's life just like shopping all the time and like having inappropriate parties? - Imagine Mother Teresa at the end of the night just cried into a pillow. Everyone thinks I'm so nice. - Yeah. It's like Mother Teresa having really inappropriate parties like that Fourth of July for a country that you beat. It's like Mother Teresa would be like, "All right, starving African children. "Come over for a potluck." Like the worst party planner ever, stupid Marissa. - But now she's British. - Yeah, now she's British. You can have her buy. What the hell was that? - I like her. I like her. - All right, you better promise to obey the queen. - That queen, I'm not obeying that queen. She's like 90 years old. And you know who didn't obey that queen, Diana. I'll obey Diana. - Well, you know who I obeyed? McQueen has an Alexander. His favorite thing was when I would obey him. - Alexander, he once wanted me to become American. So I became American just for him. And then I became British again, just to be his muse. - And then his line that year was taking off your knickers and wearing mini skirts instead. I'm his muse. - Score. - Score. Score. I wanna be someone's muse. Score. - On the stamp show. So Marissa, okay. Marissa and Julia kind of made up and stuff. But then Marissa showed a hint of her bitchy side because everyone has one, let's face it. When she was like, you know, I consider Juliet a really good friend, but now I'm seeing a different side to her and she better be careful. - She's like, oh, ooh. So I'm not gonna get into your husband's fucking fancy restaurants anymore. - Yeah. - Wow. - I'm like, oh, she better be careful. She's only gonna get two servings of croissants instead of one and a half that doesn't make any sense. - Oh, she's trying to love you. - I'm British now, so I'm on the other side. - She better be very careful because I'm gonna give her like a big smile when I see her instead of a super big smile. - I'm only gonna talk sideways out of my mouth, half the time. - Argh. - I'm gonna only give her a hug for five seconds instead of six seconds. She better be careful. - What else happened on this because I wanna move on because I would like to go jogging because that pizza hurts. - All right. - I feel like a big spoon. - I think there may have been some other things that happen, but you know what? If we don't get to it, people please go to our Facebook page, facebook.com/watchworkcrapins because we actually got a lot of comments about this show, Ladies of London this week. When you wrote that we're watching OC in Ladies of London, I feel like most of the comments are about London. - I love reading those damn comments. - Yeah. We probably should have read those comments before we started talking about the segment, but that's okay. We will move on to New York. - By the way, you guys have to come on here and look at the comments section from today. I'm about to record what you guys wanna talk about today. Madonna Hines posted a picture of Lisa Rinna, but her whole face is her lips. - Oh, that was very creepy. I have to look away. - That is so gross. - No offense, Madonna, but I was lying. - Matt Whitfield even comments on here today. - Oh, what did he say? What mad-- - God has Luann calling Ramona a cow. That was the best moment. Jock on a rock. Oh my God. And Chris is spending divorce. - Okay, so that's a good segue in, right? Do you have anything else of ladies of London? - Even if I do have any, we have to move on. - Okay. Yeah, so Matt Whitfield, good point, darling. God has Luann calling Ramona a cow was the best fucking part. - Like a cow. (laughing) - Ow. (laughing) Ramona got a song. I don't know who wrote it. - That her gay husband wrote it. - That her gay husband wrote it. - Effortless. - Effortless, and it was for Mario to sing to Ramona some open mic night. That was just so weird. Well, he's, you know, men are such pigs. He's banging that girl right now while he's singing the song. - Yeah. This is nice. - Yay. - And well, the struggling so hard to make her marriage look perfect is just my favorite thing of the season, knowing that she's being cheated on the whole time. - I know. Isn't he sexy? My man sing songs, and he gets on a piano, and he sings, that's so sexy when your man can do that. I bet Heather's husband can't do that. He's so boring, that guy has no personality. - He's very boring. He's very boring. He doesn't have much personality. He doesn't have any personality. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He has no personality. We don't know. - Mario. - Mario has lots of personality. Okay? And you know what? He's a better singer than Luann. I don't wanna be mean, but he just is. I'm sorry. Luann has that autotune and everything, but you know what? Mario, he's a very good singer. He likes to sing. That's one thing he likes to do. But you know what my mother always said? He never wanna rely on a man to sing for you, 'cause you don't know when that man's gonna lead. So I have started to sing myself. - One time in church the priest told us to stand up, so we all stood up, and then we were supposed to sing something, and my dad opened the choir book, but he didn't sing. And so now I find it so sexy when men don't sing, 'cause my father didn't sing. - One time in that same church service, my father was supposed to sing a song, okay? And instead of singing a song, Geraldine Parsons Smith sang instead, and I got very upset 'cause I wanted to hear my father. So to this day, I do not like it when a woman sings a song. (laughing) - Sorry. Sorry. - So he sang, I mean, that was fine, I guess, but I loved that Sonya's boyfriend, what's his name again? - Yeah, Harry Dubin, he was eating chicken wings. - He's just like shoving a chicken wing in his mouth. That was hilarious. - I mean, you could tell he's like such a, he's just like a pig. - It's a total pig. - He had a date with Sonya later, and Sonya's like, "Oh, it's so sweet. "Hey, you didn't bring any other dates on our date." And he's like, "Oh, they're waiting back at the hotel." (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, anyone who's gonna marry a vivid dresser, I mean, no offense read, but seriously. You have to watch their dresser. - And then Heather also sang, and of course, she had to like drop the G's off of everything and sing Bill Bailey. - Shut up. - She's like, "I ain't singing." (laughing) - Yeah, she's like, "I'm singing a big giant black baby song." She's like, "Oh, shut up, Heather." - She did a good job. I think she did a good job. - Oh my gosh, she sounded terrible. She sounded like, "Okay, have you seen that video going around?" - Of that beauty queen, like that cracker white beauty queen singing dream girls. Okay, that's what this was like to me. It was like, some white girl in a ball gown singing, I'm telling you, I'm not going from dream girls. Like, "Bitch, Jennifer Hudson could snap your head off "with her fucking teeth, okay?" - I thought Heather was good. I think for a non-professional, I thought Heather got out there. The funny thing was the way she was acting like, "What me sing? "I wasn't prepared to sing. "I'm not gonna sing." And then she bust out an entire song and doing all the lyrics. I was like, "Hmm, no." Let's talk about the real drama of the episode, which was Kristen and Josh. - One of those moments where I would just normally say, "I don't care, talk about anything else." But that fucking nagging went-- - Well, so they're both awful, okay? 'Cause he is really an asshole to her, for sure. And she is such a winer. I mean, she really, she is right in what she says, in a certain extent. But that's not how you're gonna get him to change. You can't just like, whine and nag at him. I was like, this is-- - And then never stop. - This is like, why didn't you, Matt? Why didn't you text me? And he's like, 'cause I was on a conference call. But you could have texted me, but I'm on a really important call to busy day. But you should have texted me. I'm sitting here. You could have texted me. I'm opening a bag of lettuce. You should have texted me. You should have texted me. And you're like, "God damn it, I'm on a call." Jesus fucking Christ, shut up. - And she's like, "I can't believe you yelled at me." And she's like, "Who's serious right now? Oh my God. "Are we serious right now? Are you yelling? "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God." But you know what they're like-- - But it's gonna down homey. - Lady, he has a startup, okay. And guess what? He was home at 6.45 p.m. and he has a startup. That's, you should be like on your knees thanking him for being home that early. Because you know what? No one in New York City is home before 7 p.m. Whether or not they, especially people have their own business, you know? - I love that it opened with her having a dinner with Heather and her husband. And she's telling Josh, like, "Well, I'm still not over it "because I don't appreciate the way Heather treated me." And better than that. And Josh is like, "Whatever, Heather's right." And she's like, "Would you just be on my side?" Which is what she said. I think she said it 20 times. - Can't you guys just be on my side? Can't you just be on my side? There's a reason no one's on your side, bitch. 'Cause you're wrong constantly. - Well, I don't know. - I don't think she's always wrong constantly, but I think when she winds, no one takes her side seriously. - I make her right. - Yeah, they make her wrong. - Yeah. - And then Heather came in and sat down with her husband. She was like, "Before we even get started, honey, "tell them what we talked about." And he's like, "It's okay if Heather's boss." I'm like, "Okay, way to prove you're not bossy "by giving your husband permission to say what you told them "to say in the cap on the way here." - Yeah, exactly. No, I don't know. I mean, I feel like-- - That's my side. - No. (laughs) I do feel like there are times when Kristen is totally valid in how she's feeling. Like, you know, 'cause I do think that Josh is an asshole. He really is an asshole. At the end of the day, he's truly an asshole. But, and so I understand her frustration with him. But that being said, she's gotta like learn how to like deal with people. I mean, she's, you just can't whine and berate over and over and over again. It's like, you gotta like pick your moment and you gotta pick your tone. And then people will take you seriously, but instead she just like, she just winds and winds and winds and then efforts over. She winds some more, oh, Kristen. - Too much and, you know, I love that she's like, "Oh well, he said if I made dinner, "then he'd be at home on time. "So I'm gonna make dinner." No, you can't cook. You don't even know how to open the fucking salad. Also, you're holding a pre-wash salad. You're like, "How do I wash this?" Like, you obviously don't know what you're doing. No man wants to come home to shitty food. Nobody wants to come home to shitty food, okay? You're not, that's making it worse. You know, you want him to come home, be nice. Don't mack him, say how is work. Thanks for everything you do. Blow him, go to bed. - Or you just, or you know what you do? If he doesn't show up, then you just eat the food and then you leave a plate out for him. And you sit in the bedroom and read a book. - Yeah. - Or you plot your revenge, like you're in like a late 90s black drama. Like your, like your Linwood field and it's a thin line between love and hate. That's how you do it. Oh my God, God help her. Well, anything would be more entertaining. - Light his car on fire, like waiting to exhale. Just do some hell. - Yeah, yeah, brick his windshield. - Like, like girl, you gotta like, you gotta get some pointers on how to make him listen up. - Yeah, she's obnoxious. Like, I'm kind of having trouble with her. Okay, so let's move on and talk about the best thing in the show. And that was... - Aviva. - Aviva. - Yes, that was hilarious. - Oh my. - Sonya has Aviva over. And she's like, oh, the triple... Oh wait, first we have to talk about Sony interviewing her new intern. Because this is where I'm reserving my right to say retarded. What is wrong with that girl? That girl she's interviewing is like... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it sounds really hard, but I think I'm up for it. - Ooh, gross. What is Pickle's gonna say about this hunchback? Get rid of her. - What's her name gonna be? If we got Pickle, this one's gonna be like Kaiser Roll or something, I don't know. - This one's gonna be called Bell Tower. - Oh, Igor. No. - No, that was mean. She's actually really cute. I was just laughing. Like, physically, she's really cute. I was just laughing at the way she's just like... (laughing) - And then, when people call me to go do my shows in Vegas, whatever she was talking about, the girl's like, sounds hard. She's like, you know what, I'm doing my cabaret. You know, in San Tropez, you know, they love me over there. Like, I've got like five princess from Saudi Arabia where like, let's come to go to San Tropez and I'll do my cabaret. They love me. - I just love that Sonia actually gives college credits for being her intern. - Yeah. - I don't understand how that works. - So good, so good. Okay, so then she had Aviva over and basically just told Aviva everything that was happening and the girls were making fun of her and Aviva was like, they were talking about me the whole time? Did they miss me? Were they talking about how much they missed me? - Oh, gosh, she's so stupid. And then, you know, Sonia then takes whatever everyone's saying and she tells it to Aviva but she also makes it sound 10 times worse than what they were saying. She's like, oh yeah, they didn't, they don't think you're, they don't think you're sick. They thought you made it up. They thought that you actually like fabricated the note. They think that you're stupid. They think you're an awful person. They think that you murdered someone, you know? And it's just like, what? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is interesting and she also said Ramona was the one who started it. Which is really interesting. I'm not sure what she's going for there with the whole getting on Ramona's bad side thing. I mean, I know that Ramona's been a little annoying to her but doesn't seem like the wisest move 'cause Ramona's like a dog with a bone. - Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't mess with that. But I'm just, the best part is that like Aviva's like, what you think I carry around this inhaler for fun and then she pulls out something the size of a canteen and sucks from it. She's like, just made a little kippy-jiff of that that I'm gonna post for this podcast. Because that shit is hilarious. Just watching her suck that thing over and over again. - She's like, my lung capacity was at 50%. Like, well, did you go anywhere? She's like, well, I went to the Hamptons. But my doctor was there in case anything would happen. It's like, lady, you're not like five days away from Neil Liver Transplant here, okay? This is like, it's asthma. It's a serious thing, for sure. But it's also not the sort of thing that will prevent you from going to Montana or anywhere else that you need to have a doctor on call. A specific doctor. It's like, go get these to a pharmacy and get an inhaler and you're done. (laughs) - What did you, wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait. ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ - Is there anything else on this show do you wanna talk about Big Brother for a second? - You know I love talking about Big Brother. - All right, let's just do a couple of minutes on Old Big Brother. What do you think 'cause so far, and look, I'm not picky with Big Brother. I love every season in Big Brother. - Yeah, me too. - But so far, I'm not really sure. Like, it was a busy week 'cause I had to pick up a lot of, like I did two recaps and a video this week, which is maybe just a bit much, but. - So you're saying, you're giving this season an eh? Is that what I'm hearing correctly? I just wanna make sure. - So far. So far, I'm giving it a humongous. - Okay, guess what, Ronnie, you better start eating again 'cause you are crazy. You are absolutely crazy. - Is it good? - Hell, yes, it is good. It is really good, and on top of that, I mean, I know you don't watch the updates, right? - Maybe that's why I don't like it. - But not even that, but like, I'm down with it, but I'm down with the shows on CBS, but if you knew what was going on in the house right now, oh my God, like, I cannot wait for tonight's episode. I cannot, cannot, cannot wait, and I cannot wait for tomorrow's episode because, oh my God, everything's upside down. - You've made me excited about it again. - But you should have been excited all along. It's a great cast. There's even a gay showman. - Is that, okay, it's a gay show? - Yeah, I'm not sure about that. Not sure, I don't know. I'm just like, I'm getting a bad feeling about it, but if a lot happened, then I'm excited 'cause so far nothing exciting's happened. Like last year, yes, it ended up being a lot of racist bullshit by the end of the year. - Oh, I think it's been-- - But so much was happening. I mean, at the very beginning, it was like, here's this alliance, but then all the douchebags started getting turned against, and it was good. And this year so far hasn't been that. It's been really, to me, really boring. - I think you'll probably change your mind after tonight's episode. - Okay, good, good, thank God, 'cause I'm stuck with this show all summer. I love the show, but-- - I mean, I'm not gonna spoil anything, but needless to say, I went on to Joker's Updates, which is the site that I go to for the updates. I went on Monday, and I was shocked to see what had transpired. I was like, what? And then I emailed a friend like, what's going on? Like, this is crazy, and he's like, I know. And then I spent half an hour last night reading the feeds, and I've spent another half an hour this morning, and then another half an hour later to read. It's like, it's not like there's been fighting like screaming and things like that, but there's been shit going on in the house. It's great. I think Devin is a hilarious villain. He's such an offish bro. - Oh, it's so stupid. - And he is emotional, too, which is great, because I love how he says, he calls a house meeting, and he says, oh, he's like, bros, yo, yo, I came in here to play a game a certain way, and play with integrity, and yo, bro, from here on out, like, I'm just gonna, I'm playing with integrity. That's what I'm saying. Well, we'll see how much integrity he has after tonight's episode. - Oh my God, a stupid integrity. It's like telling everybody, oh. - See, I don't even, yeah. - Meanwhile, Brittany, he puts him out at the game next week. - Wait, wait, meanwhile, he's more excited. But he puts, meanwhile, he puts Brittany up, okay? Because, you know, he says, oh, yeah, you know, like I, I was the one who twisted Caleb's arm and made him put up Donnie because I didn't trust Donnie, and I shouldn't have done that 'cause Donnie's a great guy. So then afterwards, Brittany's like, oh, well, you had said that you had put up Donnie went up because he's one of the first two people to fall off, so I guess you guys were lying. And he's like, what? I just poured out my soul, and she's gonna like, take it, like, take it, like, you know, just like, throw it back at me, like, that's not cool, so he's not a major. - She didn't question my integrity. - It's like, well, actually, you were the one who lied, and she was the one who's pointing out that you lied, and so it's not her who had the lack of integrity, it's you who had the lack of integrity. - Oh, he's so stupid, God, he's so stupid. The best part was when Caleb was like, yo, man, you know? You know what I really need? I just miss being loved. I need to be cuddled. I need to be just be cuddled and watch a movie with somebody, and he's like, oh cuddle, you bro. - Yeah. Cuddle with you, and he's like, oh, thanks, man. - God, what is going on? Oh, my God. - I love the way Caleb is like obsessed with Amber. He's like, I think we would make a lovely couple. It's like, dude, you have to have some sort of game. You can't just like, go up and be like, I think you and I, like, we should be together. Like, it should be like, just like, you know, flirt with her and make some moves or something. - Yeah. - Whatever, he, he's like, he cries at the drop of the hat. Almost, almost makes you forget the fact that he wrote, like, racist, homophobic, awful things about other people and our president on Instagram. - Yeah, you know, that's like, I hate having an excuse for it. There is no excuse for it, and I would never wanna hang out with that guy, but it's such a regional thing. I feel like people are just like believing. Wherever they live, they just kind of believe what everybody else believes. I mean, really, if you, if you've ever waited a table, you really see how stupid and like, hive mind people are. Every other table, it's like, the Republicans are all repeating straw man. Oh, that's a straw man argument. Oh, well, that's coming from a low information voter. And then the Democrats are like, ugh, oh no. So everybody just repeats the same shit. I think he's probably just repeating the same shit he heard when he grew up. Give him a couple of years here. I'm sure he'd be plenty loose. - Yeah, I think he's loosening up as it is. - Yeah, he needs a couple of years in our waters. He'll be just fine. There will be no more Instagrams of that. That'll all be Instagram selfies where you can see the outline of his penis through like, those really thin gym shorts. Yay, move here, move here. - Okay, question. There's a question for you. I'm not saying who won the veto or what happened. - Oh my God, please don't tell me. - I'm not going to, but what I would like to know from you, this is a theoretical question. If someone were to come off the block, who do you think would go up instead? - Oh God. I don't know. I don't really know any of their names yet. I'm going to guess it'll probably be like dawning again. I guess. - I'm just interested. I'm in. - I mean, usually they seem to kind of repeat the same shit over and over. Like this week they put Pow Pow up again. - Yeah, exactly. - Stupid, like it seems like at first they just keep putting the same week people up. - And how stupid is she for throwing that competition? It's like, dude, you were-- - I don't think she did. She said she did, but even when she was trying to win, she couldn't win it. I mean, that's one of those things like, when you're that stupid, of course you're going to say, yeah, I'll throw the competition because you can't answer anything anyway, so. - I was hoping that Pow Pow would be like a surprisingly sneaky and smart player, but I'm realizing she's just, she's pretty just useless. She's so stupid and I feel so bad for her 'cause she's not like-- - She doesn't know how to swing. - She's kind of like cross-eyed stripper hot. Like she's not really like real hot and I just feel bad for her. 'Cause you can't be that stupid and just be semi hot. Like you can't just work out and be stupid. You have to like really be hot to be that stupid. And you're just not. Like you better read some shit, girl. - Yeah, I agree. All right, well, I hope you enjoy watching tonight's episode. - I cannot wait because tomorrow is another video day and no matter what happens, I love making those pretty eyes so go watch them on the YouTube. - Yeah, and I might do a photo cap depending on how much time I have. So you can come to bsideblog.com to check that out. You go to Ronnysighttrashtalktv.com to check out his videos. You should like this podcast Facebook page, which is facebook.com, watch what crappins. Our numbers are going up. I'm so happy to see that we are up to two, five, eight, one likes just going up higher and higher and higher. And I'm at bsideblog on Twitter and Instagram, fine interests, wherever. Ronny is either Ronny Karam or trash talk TV or trash tweet TV, depending on the platform. 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