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It's so nice of you to call me thin because I've actually been going in the exact opposite direction. I don't believe you. I have Instagram. So I know when you're lying. No, no, I just can, I can take good angles, but the truth is I started seeing a trainer about three or four weeks ago. Like fucking one or working? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But he, they were like LA Fitness was like, okay, you want to get your metabolism going. So you want to eat like, like, you know, three big meals a day and then in between them, like three little meals or whatever. So I've been eating a lot and I've been going to gym, but I think I've actually been just gaining weight. Like, I'm up. I've gained about eight pounds. And my belt is like, I can't get to the, the notches that I normally use to go to. So. Yeah, trainers don't understand normal people's stomachs. When they say eat three big meals a day, they mean like a couple of eggs and some water for one. And then like some salsa, celery and a grilled chicken breast for the other like a meal to me is a pizza and ice cream. Like, yeah, well, you know, one of my problems is that there has been a little bit more pizza in my diet the past week or two than normal. So that's probably the real issue. But I'm good for like three weeks. And then just that part of me comes over. There's a part of me that just takes over that doesn't give up flying crap. And I just, I don't care. I'm like, fuck it. I don't care. My way of being rebellious in the world is being bad. Like, I make up all these weird excuses. Like, I'm showing everybody how much I don't give a fuck what they think. But then when I'm actually in public, I'm like, pulling at my shirt, you know, that makes you look somewhat thinner. Well, you know what, for me, Karma got me. Karma literally bit me because I was at Jones Cafe on Sunday. And you may, people listening may hear that my voice sounds a little strange. Like, I have a slight impediment today. And that is because on Sunday, I was with a bunch of people and you ordered their hot apple pie, which comes in a skillet. And in this skillet is like brown sugar and butter caramelized and bubbling away. That's like heaven, you know, and ice cream. So I'm like, ooh, fun. So I've had a few bites. I'm like, you know what, I don't need one more bite at this apple pie, but I'm gonna go for one last bite. So I stick my spoon in the pie and I scoop up a whole bunch of that, like, caramel, bubbling caramel sauce, and then put it in the ice cream tube to cool it down. I put it in my mouth. The caramel congealed onto my tooth. And I bit down, it was like a little dagger, like a little fang, and I fully pierced my tongue. Oh my god. And I drew blood. And now I have like a semi swollen, uh, canker sore tongue situation at it. Every word I say hurts. And some of the words are bringing tears to my eyes. So that's like, you know, how Sonya feels at all times with our canker sore infested mouth. Oh my god. So sorry. I opened up so much non-housewives talk that it's been that kind of week. Okay. So to finish the intro, we'll make it really fast. Um, you can find me Roni Karam at Roni Karam on Twitter or on who cares on, uh, from my site, trash talk TV, uh, I'll recap trash talk TV.com or on Twitter, trash tweet TV. You can also find us on, uh, Instagram at trash talk TV and on Tumblr at trash talk TV recaps. And Benjamin, you can find it beside blog. You can find him on every social network, including vine, um, Instagram, um, all of them, Twitter side blog, Twitter yet, beside blog. Um, also come to our Facebook page, uh, Facebook.com slash watch what crap ends because that's where we all hang out and talk shit during the week about all the shows we put up a bunch of discussion threads. And there's a lot of really funny people in there. So make sure you go have some discussing. K gas. Yeah. And thanks to all the recent people who liked our page, like Kathy Wallace, Milligram and R Wesley Richardson and Tori Moller and Lynn Smith Clark and Chloe B and others. There was some really funny name earlier this week that I saw. I got to mention her name on the podcast and I forgot. Oh, Jenny, fantastic. Like that. How about that? Um, so anyway, yeah, she was and everyone hated her. No, she didn't even talk. Um, uh, wait, one last non, um, uh, bravo thing very quickly. People have been asking us because we did it last year. If we're gonna be covering big brother, we're not going to be covering big brother, but Ronnie and I have other sort of side gigs that we do or main gigs. Maybe this is the side gig. Ronnie does his big brother and two mint stuff on his website, trash talk TV.com. And I have another podcast called the banter blender and it's about different. I bring on different guests even every week. So it's about different things. But if you're interested in big brother last week's episode, I interviewed Andy, who won last season, a big brother, and he was actually really cool. He's a really nice guy in person. And, uh, we had, we had a very candid conversation. And he talked about the fact that people really hate him. Um, and, uh, he gave some really fun, interesting insight into his experience and the big brother experience in general. So if you need a big brother fix, please go to my other podcast, the banter blender. It's on iTunes. That's it. Okay. Yay. Okay. How about once again, it's a week of housewives. There was really nothing else on Bravo that we're watching. I heard Miami that million dollar listing Miami started, but I know there's no way I'm getting bent to watch that show. I mean, I can watch it. I like, I like million dollar listing LA. I just hate New York. I do too. Miami looks like similar to New York where it's just so fake that you can't get past it. But you guys come let us know what you think about that. If we're along, tell us and we'll watch it. But right now I'm like, Oh, Mary. Yeah. Um, basically nothing happened on Bravo this week in general. That's my macro note for the entire week. Nothing happened on any show. Literally like the wedding, Candy's wedding didn't even happen. It was supposed to, I thought it was on this week. No, they, they bumped it next week. Yeah, someone on the Facebook page said it's probably because of BET or words for that night, which is a good ball. You don't want your big season finale on that night. Right. Exactly. So there was none of that. Um, there was some married meds. Did you watch that? Uh, yeah, I might as well have just stared at like a piece of lint on my couch. You know, like it was truly the most pointless episode I've ever seen in this series this history. Nothing happened. There was a fashion show. They spent like 15 minutes on this fashion show, at least in the coal being like, everything has to be in place for the fashion show. I'm getting very serious. You girls better get in line. Those lights had better work for the fashion show that we are about to do. Everything is riding on this. A story is coming. Another story is coming. Another story is coming. A lot of ladies who might possibly have cancer are coming. She's like, I love how in being the episode, she tried to frame how like cool or how impressive her line was. She's like, we are in 25 boutiques nationwide. I'm like, it's cool. You're in 25 boutiques. That's 25 more than I'm in with anything I've ever done, but it's still only 25 boutiques. Okay, this is not the second coming of Diane Don Rosenberg. Yeah, you know who else is in 25 boutiques? Like those little metal match book things that people put memes on from the internet. Okay, those are two. That doesn't mean they're great designers. You know, well, you probably don't go shopping with women very much, but in women's stores, they have all the they have like this section where it's like really cute things like a little match, little metal match book type thing. And then it has those funny e-cards with like ladies from the 50s. Like, I just like to vacuum your mouth out. I do it. Yeah, those things. They're always like it's always like someone's smiling, coming marching and be like, if I could tell you how many fucks I give, that answer would be zero. Oh my God. Here's another sassy e-card from someone who's actually not sassy at all in real life. Yeah, those are that section. And you know, it's probably Lisa Nicole who's buying that shit. She's the one probably sending that sending those sassy e-cards to people being like sounds like, you know what today is? I call it a five martini day. Now fuck off. She's like, you know, she's not like that at all. I want my breakfast of pills and pills. Yeah, I love those. So yeah, not much happened. Dwight is kind of the worst person ever. Okay, look, if you ever want to be taken seriously about anything ever, don't have Dwight as your partner because gross. Yeah, exactly. That is the first way to lose legitimacy in any form of fashion or business or anything in life. That girl, that girl needs to work on her face. I don't like it. She needs to get it cut off. I'm like, have you seen yourself lately? You look like fucking Anita Baker got beaten the head with a guitar and then like vacuumed up up the street and reconstituted in a jar. That's insulting. That's insulting to Anita Baker and the guitar and all jars really. But no, he is truly an awful person who I don't believe has any expertise in anything. I think what he does is he walks around and he sees something and he's like, does that chair have to be there? Do we have to have that chair that? I need not the chair to be moved and the chair could have not to do anything and just give him some sort of authority. Yeah, like he walked up to that guy who is hanging stuff and he's like, why do you have beige and white together? And the guy's like, I'm spacing him out. And the guy's like, really? Yeah, I'm okay. I'll back up now. I'll back up. That was my favorite part of the episode when the guy like stood back. I was like, I was like, finally, someone does it. And I was like, all right. All right. And of course, like most bullies immediately backs down. Yeah. But then the models come in. None of the dresses are made properly. And Lisa Nicole's like, why is this zipper on backwards? Whose fault is this? And Dwight's like, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Just have a bunch of babies dressed like the president. Nobody will know the difference. I was really amused by the fact that she surprised that she couldn't get good like good fashions down in Atlanta. I mean, how many fashion shows we have to see in Atlanta before people realize Atlanta is not the hub of fashion? You're going to have samples out of holes in them. Do you remember what happened to she by Shirei? Oh my God. I know. And then on Candy's wedding, which wasn't on obviously, but on Candy's wedding, Rico Chappelle's making all those clothes. I mean, Lord, help that girl because I saw his season of Project Runway. And there's a very good chance that nothing is going to be coming out. Well, not to jump ahead, but the previews for next week's marriage medicine are Quad's puppy fashion show, where apparently the samples are also bad. And the investors like, I don't like this. And by the way, this is what this series has come down to, that the about 30 seconds of next week on marriage medicine is devoted to dog being like, where's the dog? Where's Murray? Where's Murray? Like, I don't even know who Murray is. Oh my God. Yeah, married to medicine. Yeah, now it's also all about their businesses. Okay, so a fashion line. And now a cinnamon girl. And she has a cinnamon girl, which based on based on the models that Murray have recruited, I guess it's the energy bar for ratchets. Like your face is done. Well, you can still work on your body. Could you we're going to have to pause for just a moment. Hey, I'm so sorry about that. We took a break. Okay, so what were we talking about? We're talking about the fact that you just took a break to throw up. That's how bad marriage medicine is. It just made me sick to my stomach. I'm really sick today. And I don't know why. I think it's because I've been eating healthy. And then yesterday, I was like, fuck it. I'm going to have ice cream and whatever fried chicken sandwich, which is so not vegetarian or healthy. And my stomach's like bullet. I would blame it on marriage medicine. This show is the pits. I mean, we could talk about the other things that happen, but it's really not worth it. Okay, so Simone is now like, oh, you know, maybe Mariah's not so bad. Well, you know, I don't really have a beef with Mariah and Dr. Jack is like, I don't have a daughter, but my stepdaughter thinks I'm a dog, my mother, and that makes me feel proud. And then Mariah's like, I'm having a cinnamon girl thing shade. And then Dr. Heaven was like, no, she's making a gesture. I like that. And then and Quad is like, you know, the lampshade does not fall far from the lampshade tree. And you know why you can't spell lampshade without shade, honey? And now it's dark, because there's no shame. This is a lamp for the gods, a lamp for the gods. And I am not going to be putting the light on with the devil. No, sorry. Well, it is hilarious watching Mariah try to grovel to get everybody back, because now she knows she can't film with anybody. Yeah, so she's talking about everybody behind her back on camera, but she's going to them to hand deliver her stupid peacock imitate who one of those invitations even mean they're like big scrolls with the peacock feather coming out. I don't know. I'm starting to think that Atlanta likes themselves a scroll invitation based on this and Candy's wedding. If I get it's not a scroll, it's not an invitation. And he's fucking somebody with a scroll business. Yeah, that's exactly. He's like, don't worry. I'm not going to be a jack call. I'll put your scrolls on every show. We got every show. Yeah, next season, million dollar scrollers. No, it'll be called high scrollers. And the lives of make or break toughest nails business of high end scroll making. I'm also loving the fact that stupid Toya is so excited about her rental. That is killing me. Yeah, what I should have did was I should have bought three grills. We could put the bar in the kitchen. Oh, Jim, we've been working five years for this for a rental, but you have not. Buy a house. You know what I should have did was I should have bought this like in three months from else that where we could put $100,000 on the other house and lost that stuff. That way it would feel even better when we got this house. I liked it. Heavenly. It's like no, buddy tank. I imagine how these work. My gesture. I think I could be a model, but you know, maybe I'm the only one who owns that. I watched them. I'm a model. I like when she's like, I loved I served my husband and so do you. And Simone's like, what? She almost punched her in the face. She's like, I saw that you offered your husband an M and M and he said no thanks. I was like, Oh, yep, he runs that household. Heavenly is controlling her husband by feeding him too much. She's a feeder. Okay, I've read about it on the internet. It means that she finds somebody who's fat and then she makes them as fat as possible. So eventually she even has to like wipe his butt and like feed him and stuff. And then she has total control. Yeah, it's great. Feeder, sicko. Okay. So is that all from Mary to meds? It certainly is. Well, I don't have to barf. So let's go on to a new show. Well, no, it's time to move on by the next time you have to barf. Yeah, or if I suddenly start to cry from my kangasaur. Okay, we're in bad shape. What's next? Can we talk about ladies at London? Because it was so good this weekend. It was the only good show. So good. God, you are you, you know what, you're jam white people being boring. You love that shit. No, I like there's a show with white people being boring. You're like, that is the most amazing thing. Did you see those white people being boring? Okay, no, no, excuse moi. The reason why I like this show is because you have heinous Americans doing ridiculous things in front of stuffy Brits. Like, that's perfect to me. But the whole show is like, they didn't have any manners. Americans don't have any manners. Yes. That's not polite. I can't believe she asked about the bathroom. It's like, do British people not shit? Come on. What do they do in the whole outside? I know I'm not the one who thinks that we had a lot of comments on Monday night of people being like, that was the most awkward dinner party. It was. It was so fun to watch because they're just crazy. First of all, Juliet, she's like a little monster. I mean, she has no sense of even how to act in semi polite society, let alone at the Earl of sandwiches manner, you know? That bitches rude for like the inside of a fucking dannies. This is rude. I know. I mean, she, you know, she's like, I guess my directness is like, turns people off, but I'm always honest. It's like, well, you can be honest. You can say that you don't want to have venison when she said when the future countess of sandwich or whatever was like said that for dinner tonight, we're having venison and Juliet saying, now I won't have bambi, which by the way, I hate when people say that about venison, like people have to get over a venison. It's delicious. I mean, even if you don't like it, stop saying like I want to eat bambi. Yeah, no kidding. First of all, bambi's mom is dead and she's depressed. And second of all, what's wrong with the, I mean, why is eating chicken little okay or like Tom from Tom and Jerry from Tom and Jerry? Yeah, I mean, I don't know to many people that eat cat and mice, but still, still, I wouldn't mind as like, it's like, what is, I'm sure there's some like wonderful adorable cow out there. And it's like, people just have to stop with the bambi thing. It's like, it's really annoying, like, excuse to hide behind that also makes you sound like a kid, like cute, like a kid. I hate it. But anyway, the point is this, if she doesn't want to eat venison fine, but she should say, oh, I'm terribly sorry. I can't eat venison. Do you have another option or or something like that? Or not saying anything at all and just not and eat around the venison. But for her to be like, no, I can't. I'm sorry. I won't. I won't do that. I won't do that. I'm just like, oh my God, I want to slap the bitch. Yeah, that girl's out of it. She also has that Botox it is wrong, like it's incorrect. Like she does something where she plucks her eyebrows to have a really high arch. And then it's like she has them stick it right there. So she's always got like Disney villain eyebrows. Yeah, it's not helping anything. And it also doesn't help that she wears some strange like semi Victorian lacy frock to dinner. Oh my God, she is awful. She really is awful. But yeah, she's like one of those Americans. It would be awful here too. But they're all but they're all awful. I mean, Noel is awful too. And she's she's been busting out her fake British accent hardcore lately. She's like, Oh my God, listening to her and Caprice talk to each other is hilarious. Like I simply will not have that Scott. I will not do that. Score. We have been so hard. Score. We've been working so hard to do this right now. Score. Like you don't even understand Scott. How hard it is for me. Yeah, that girl's a ridiculous whore. Like I don't even care what she said. And I love that everyone's so shocked when she's not classy. Like you're talking to little real you're talking to like a dime store whore. Like what do you expect her to know? She's she literally moved here when she was a teenager and has been fucking rich guys ever since. Like I don't just automatically get smart from doing that. Everyone's like what? When she's like I'd have an in-and-out burger after this. I know. Really? How tacky. Really? You're shocked that she can swallow a lot. Please. She's been practicing her whole life. Well, I did love how everyone at that dinner was accusing everyone else of being rude. Like behind the back in the confessionals. You know, one moment it's really yet, you know, being rude about about not being able to eat her whatever. And then and then it's caprice is complaining about so-and-so and then so-and then Annabelle or Caroline is complaining about the fact that they're caprice is sending plates back and forth like a common cafeteria. They just like everyone just had it out for each other which is what I love. Yeah, and they're all trying to impress these people who can barely hold the shit in their stomachs. They're so old. It's like these people, you know what these people want in their life? Some entertainment. They're stuck in that goddamn house like prisoners, okay? Everyone's like, oh, look at the big house. Wow, they must be so happy because they're rich. No, they were handed a title and a house and now they have to figure out how to make it work and how to make money. I mean, they're giving people tours of the gardens for money. Does that sound like rich people? No, it's like last season of Downton Abbey. It really was. That's okay. That's an agricultural problem. But you know, and by the way, I was thinking about Downton Abbey. I think that pretty much Annabelle is Mary, you know, like just a cold bitch. A cold bitch that we're supposed to like in some way, but she's just a cold bitch. Yeah, she's like, I murdered my baby when it came out of me, but I couldn't look at it. It's like, okay, that's unreasonable. And yet I'm always on her side when she goes up against Juliet. Well, yeah, because Juliet's awful. That's one of those people who will fight with you over anything you do. Yeah, it doesn't even matter what it is. And Annabelle's I mean, she knows crazy, darling. Don't you know that she's a muse? Oh, Sandra liked crazy. She's just, she knows she's a punk rock. You know, that's why she's so good at all those punk rock things like ski shooting and riding horses and having tea. I did feel bad. Yeah, she's like, I really enjoyed doing the Sunday crossword, drinking tea, reading a bible, napping, washing my hands again. Punk punk rock. So punk rock right now. I love that Julia is is like the typical American like she doesn't understand a fight. It's not resolved. If you don't hug, if you don't both say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it, like there are certain rules like especially fighting with girls as I fight like a girl. There are certain ways we make up like even if you're completely in the right, you always say, I'm sorry if the other person says it first. You say, I'm sorry too. I love you. You're so important to me. Then you hug and then it's over, but Annabelle won't do it. And so Julia doesn't understand that the fight's not over and it'll be going on all season now. Well, because Annabelle's just gonna stare at her blankly and just want to kill her with her eyes. Yeah. Why are you staring at me? What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? Why is she looking at me like that? Is it wrong to ask for the bathroom? God. Somebody else running out the piss? Jesus. Where am I? They're my Cheez-Its. By the way, I thought Noel, I thought it was really funny how Noel she went in the kitchen to get a bowl of soup because she was definitely allergic. It was for sure. It was for sure. She was the one who was definitely allergic to this shellfish, right? I love that the kitchen staff was like, no, I'm sorry. We don't have any more soup. I'm like, oh, that's such a lie. Like who makes one serving of soup ever? They just hate Noel. Well, poor thing. They're probably all like sending the rest of it down so they can have the scraps. So sad. I know. But then you can't have our soup. Once we served you, it became our bitch. And then I loved how Caroline who spent all that time, you know, like making fun of everyone's terrible manners was the one who led three women out of the house to go on a cigarette break in between courses. Caroline's the one who's really like the rebel. I like her. Yeah. She's the best. Yeah. She's, I actually really like her. I didn't think I would, but I really love her. And I like when the girls were saying, yeah, she just wants us to be her minions. And she's like, well, now you go, my minions fast. I know. She's like very evil, but in a fun way. And I totally knew that she and Caprice were gonna have a falling out over the course of the season. And that's exactly what's happening. And, you know, by the way, Caroline is so much better off without Caprice. Pappers. Hey, it's a lot of friends. I went to my baby shower and it's just like, it's a lot to ask them to spend, take three or four hours out of the middle of the week. Like, well, then have your baby shower on the weekend. Yeah. And three or she doesn't live four hours away, dumb hoe. What are you talking about? She just Caprice is so stupid. Yeah, Caprice is really stupid. And I love that she's one of those people who's like blaming it all on the baby. Yeah. Like, I have a feeling her attitude is the worst either way. What's terrible about Caprice is that she has this misguided notion that she's upper class, when she's just some, she's just some girl from Hacienda Heights. Okay. Like, we know where Hacienda Heights is. All right. It's not it's like the hinterlands of L.A. It's british and tunnel. It's the five and dime area, as they say. You know about the five and dime? It's where you have to take either the five or the 10 to get into the city. I like that. That's L.A.'s version of bridging tunnels, because we have no bridges and very small tunnels. Oh, I like that. So it's like happy weekends or five and dime. Oh, hey, I went to pump. Oh, how was it? Stupid. Yeah, I bet. It's exactly the same thing as, sir. It's like big oversized flower pots and giant like plastic chandelier jewels. Yeah. And like, oh, it's an antique door leaning up against a wall. It's like, I mean, sorry, Lisa. I really love Lisa, but it is like old lady, an old lady's idea of really high class. You know, it's like, everything in gold wrap. Like, no, yeah, they have very like 80s British bougie tastes. Yeah. And it's, I guess it works well for what it is, but it's basically a restaurant. Like, it's all tables. So no one's like standing around having fun. And guess what? It's all straight people or like really she, she gays, like, you know, the gays that you actually see in the pictures of real housewives of Beverly Hills that are always in like suits and spray tans and filler and they look like the women. Yeah, those kind of gays. And then they're girlfriends. I was like, gross. Why would I want to hang around with you losers? I'm going next door to like, and what's next door monster? What's that place called next door? It was here here and mother, no, there was lesbian night. Oh, Lord. And you know what? While I said that, congratulations, lesbians, you know, they gave people have come a long way as a group, but I have to really hand it to the lesbians. I mean, there were so many thin, gorgeous lesbians and skirts and makeup. I almost fell down. I mean, you guys, congratulations. That's all there's, okay. I sure just wasn't the guys again. May have been to check everything out, check out all the goods. No, because it was still straight man at the Abbey. It was all like girls having parties and asking the strippers to marry them. I want to the Abbey. I think what two weeks ago for on like Sunday night, it like, it was like 8 p.m. 830 or whatever. I hadn't been there in like a month. And it only been a month. I was like, Oh my goodness. This place is crazy right now. Like, what is happening? Yeah, because on a Tuesday, when you can sit outside, nobody's there. But otherwise, fuck that place. And the guys were not that hot. They were just kind of like overdone. No, that switch. Now it's owned by like that rich Persian group, yeah. So now they don't, now the bartenders aren't in shortlist anymore either, by the way. Yeah, don't approve. I don't really approve of anything happening there. Okay, screw you Abbey. Okay, so now back to the ladies of London. I don't want to be rude. I don't want to not have matters. I don't know if there's anything else really to discuss just that there's a ripped in the group and they all acted ridiculous at dinner. And they played croquet and they did skit shooting and not skit shooting. Are they clay pigeons, whatever is that skit shooting? Skit, skit, skit. Yeah, I would rather them scrap everybody except Caroline and have actual people who are friends and actually people who like are London people watching Americans be awkward in London. You know, that's just really gross. And it's kind of the same as watching any other housewives shows because the women here on these shows are all struggling to act like they're rich. Right. Well, that's like the same thing. And I don't know. It should have been like, it should have been like four British women and two Americans, not four Americans and two British women. Yeah, it's like, what's the point? Yeah, I agree. You know, it's like an extended vacation. I don't like it. I know, I love the episode, especially because the last the previous episode or two had been a little dull. So this one was, I felt like got the show back on track, except I guess for for those people who don't understand that it wasn't anything special. Yeah, I'm just too stupid for the show, I guess, because I think it's boring. Yeah, why don't you go back to pump? I would say back to pump. I made one circle in there. I was like, and now bye. Okay, so what else? Oh, see? Oh, see. Okay, Shannon's a loony tune. What else happened? Oh, but Shannon's such a funny loony tune. Well, let's talk about let's talk about the stupid stuff first. All right, the boring stuff. So Lizzie, okay, I'm finally surrendering. She is awful. I mean, I was holding out hope for her. The first episode or two were good. She seems actually like a generally bright person. But my goodness, she's bringing nothing to this show. Nothing. And look, I don't need her to be screaming and fighting either. I don't need my housewives to just be fighting all the time. I'm kind of sick of that, frankly. But she doesn't do anything like congratulate like I'm so glad you have babies. But I think sometimes that people, especially when they're new parents and have really young children, I think they fall into this trap of thinking that they're interesting because they've had children. Like, yeah, it becomes your identity. You're like, I'm a mom. And then like their Twitter feeds become their children. Yeah, like look what Johnny did today. It's like their whole Facebook. And it's like, congratulations for mixing sperm and an egg and then pushing really hard until you sit on the table. But you still need to do other things like you still have to have hobbies. Okay, that's not your whole life. Yeah. And and the thing is with her is that on top of everything else, what you said is 100% correct for people in general. But especially if you're on TV, it's really not breaking new ground to be like, I have two kids. And they're just a lot of work. It's like, yeah, this is pretty well traveled territory for both this show, this franchise, and for entertainment in general, like there's nothing new. The only thing new she's bringing is that she like when she had the time, she sits and does sketches for her bathing suits. And as I put up on the Facebook page, it was like, it's looked like it took all of 10 seconds. Oh my God, that was hilarious. I just noticed that until last night, because she kept on saying like, like, I just want to know, like, do I either have my career or my kids? I just, I don't know if I can have it all. And I spoke to God. And he's like, you can have it all. And then they show her drawing as if like, as if she would perhaps have to like not have a third child's that we should continue doing little sketches like that. Like, Oh God, I don't know if I can have a child. I have to draw a little sketch. And I love that. I don't know if this was like psychology speaking through her drawing, but that was the biggest garage I've ever seen. Like the nothing was right about what she drew. Nothing. It was like a figure eight for the booms, right? So that's a bikini top. Okay, I get that. And then the bottom is like a square where the vagina goes. I was like, okay, everyone has not three children. Okay, you're gonna need to scale that back. Oh my goodness. It was just, it was just such a sad moment of like this poor mommy who's got nothing going on her life, except drawing these little things. And then I guess she has, I guess she has some bathing suit line, but it's nothing real. Well, she said it's like in two stores or something, right? I mean, she made Lisa Marie's, but yeah, 25 looked downright impressive. I know. And then, and then I guess Heather came over to give her some advice. And what I forget. I don't even remember what Heather's advice was. I went into the kitchen at that point to like do dishes. But I think Heather, did she say something like, you can do it all. Like, look at me. I was on Malibu country and Hawaii five Oh, my yeah, she was like, look at me. I've had two lines on television in two years. I have five children that an Annie raised. And I have like 30 people building a home for me. It's like, what do you do? I'm surprised you even show up to do your own dialogue on this show, you lazy bitch. All she does is berate Terry. And then she's got now they're getting a personal chef. Oh, yeah. I mean, come on, get over yourself. How much does it cost to have a personal chef come in and cook for every night? That must be insane. He must be charging them at least like 300 for himself and then whatever he's cooking. It's probably anywhere between like 600 and a thousand damn dollars for that is grilled chicken and broccoli. Come on. But then she tries to humanize herself by saying like, and then I'll do the dishes. Like, yeah, right, you're gonna have your other nanny come in and do the dishes. Yeah, exactly. The dish nanny. Dish dish nanny nation. Oh, that reminds me of pickles from Real Housewives of New York. She tweeted at us because she read the recap that the Recapper wrote on our site. And she is like, Oh, I loved your recap. And I said, Oh, we love you. But now your name is recap because you read our recap. Poor pickles. Poor pickles. So all right. So then I guess the big news is some trying to think that was we saw Heather was so Heather and and Lizzy did their thing. And then it was Vicki Oh, Tamara. Tamara's still dealing with her stupid robot baby. No, I can't with that. You know what Tamara? You're a horrible human being. You've admitted it every other season. And this you're trying to be nice again. You already had your spin off. You're not getting another spin off. You don't have to be nice anymore. Cut the crap and do something or fucking leave. I do not see another rubber baby crying. And then you nagging some man who told you in the first place you didn't want a damn baby. I mean, what is wrong with people? If someone says they don't want a baby, then you put a hole in the condom and get pregnant on accident. And they don't want to take care of that damn baby. It's not their fault. It is your fault. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Stupid. And it's also a bravo. You know, you please understand that it's boring enough watching Lizzy with her crying babies. It's even worse watching Tamara with a fake crying baby. Like those hitting. I can't even bear the real ones. And like I said last week, this is the third bravo show we've seen in the past about two months, two and a half months that this had like a fake baby on it. Like it's bravo. It's time to like, you know, get some fresh ideas here. Stop recycling all your fashion shows and twat waxing and fake babies from each franchise the next. Yeah, it just makes everybody want to punch a baby. It's like, oh, you can punch that baby. It's not real. And then suddenly you start looking at real babies, New York, I can punch that baby. No, you can't. It's like granddad's auto. Yeah, it's getting everything all fucked up. Yeah, I can't take fake baby stories, especially from women in their 50s, like get off of my you're not having a baby. Okay. And that's come out as those little dancing raisins from the commercials. You're not having a baby. Yeah. And by the way, that's the other thing. I feel like those baby things are made for like 17 year old girls who need to learn about life like life lessons and responsibility is not made for women. Those are made for teeny girls who got caught fucking. Yeah, it's not made for women who are 48 and who are contemplating whether or not to have an invitero. So I really want to be in the invitero. It's like, no, no, you're old not to make decisions and to read and do research and see specialists. This is for stupid, you know, Janelle, what's her face you, Farrah, Abraham, who got knocked up and was, you know, I'm going to put a mouse sucking dick on the internet. Okay, now there's a now you don't want your babies to have kids showing that. Yeah, exactly. And no, don't show them that because I'm gonna be like, Oh my God, I can have a fit a sex tape to be famous. Anywho, let's go down to Puerto Vallarta, where Vicki was on was continuing her romantic escape with Brooks and Shannon and David came to join them. And the fun just never ended. Oh God, when Brooks and Vicki look like the normal couple at a table, you have done something seriously wrong. Yes. Oh my God, I love the dysfunction of Shannon and David. I know it's very uncomfortable to watch, but gosh, it's great. And it's just so plain to everybody else. What's wrong with them, but they can't seem to figure it out, you know? Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, first of all, what was hilarious that they got stuck in a on a small bed and then they were complaining about well, David wasn't really complaining. Shannon was complaining more. I, you know, it definitely sucks to be stuck in a small bed with two people, but you can make it. It's not like you're on a mattress full of gravel, you know, like you can still sleep on it. Assuming you have a loving relationship and you like to be called up to the person next to you. Well, they don't. They don't even sleep in the same room. They're like, we have to sleep in the same room together on this tiny bed. Exactly. That was a real issue. But I like when David's like, we can't stay here, babe. We got to go. And Vicki's like, no, you can't leave. I don't care. I want to hear those bed squeaking. Bye. You're staying. If it's not squeaking, I'm going to come and pee on it. That's what I'm going to do. We're going to make this average. I know. I like Vicki too, but. So then Shannon starts her looney tunes ways with David. David's like a drinking tequila. Oh, you don't think tequila. Oh, well, he's got a new drink tequila. And he's like, God damn it, babe. She's like, well, I wasn't jotting in. I was just saying. I mean, the hug. I mean, the hug. And then David's like, oh, man. And then Shannon runs off and then Vicki's like, well, you know, you are kind of an act and she's like, thanks for making me look like a bitch, David. Well, yeah, that basically that's like the abridged version. I mean, what first happened was that they all went jet skiing, which was sort of funny. And then they were having this nice lunch. And he's like, so you like hanging out together. And and Shannon's like, yeah, I love hanging out with David. And then David's like, pass the guacamole. And then I was like, David, damn it, he didn't answer that question. And he's like, Oh, what was the question? Well, huh, huh? Like, do you like hanging out together? Like, well, and then it's almost doesn't answer it. He's like, you know, we have some challenges because our interest levels are different. Like, for instance, I like to work out and she doesn't like to work out. And by working out, I mean, I like to do everything and she likes to do nothing. So, but that that was a good example of David being the asshole, where it's sort of like, as Vicki pointed out, like, here's this woman who wants some sort of like affection. And David is like, not present. But then you go fast forward to the restaurant and then you see where Shannon's faults are, which is she harps on him for suddenly liking tequila. And then she doesn't then she doesn't admit that she was harping on it. She's like, no, I was just merely stating it. I was just saying that he likes tequila. I didn't know there was anything wrong with liking tequila. And then, and then that's when it becomes World War three at the table in a quiet simmering way. They're just both awful. Like, he's mean and distant. And she's like, behaves like I would be mean and distant to her too. She's obnoxious. And she's even got the kids snarking at him. You know, it's like the guy buys everybody this giant mansion. And then he walks in and they're like, you're an idiot. Everyone just basically calls him an idiot. Like, I'd be out of there too. Yeah. No, I, well, the best, I love the fact that she she walks away with Vicki. And it's like, I hate that everyone has eyes on our relationship right now. Like, I hate that like, you know, everything is fine. Everything is fine. She walks back and says, try not to make me look like a bitch next time. Yeah, everything's fine. Why does everyone have their eyes on us? Why does everyone have their eyes? Stop making me like a bitch. If you're an asshole, you're an unloving asshole, it seems in a different room and goes to sleep way too early. Asshole. Everything's fine. Oh, they're a mess. So what else happened on this episode? Well, that's it, right? That's pretty much it. I just hope that, um, that that Vicki can show them the Puerto Vallarta that she knows, like on delays. And of course, she has to take them to the, uh, the, uh, the bull, the bullfight, you know, because I remember last season was so wonderful when they went there. Oh, aggression. The matter door is going to be fine. He's never ever shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Well, maybe that bull won't go anybody. However, maybe it will. However, if it doesn't, it can still rain and we'll go poop on ourselves. However, poop is a good exfoliant. However. Oh, wait. Um, someone told me recently that they were doing some sort of press, maybe it was Andy from McBrother, and I don't want to put the words in his mouth, but some of the day we're dealing with aggression and slate and they were so awful. Truly awful. Yeah. Off-camera. They were awful. Yeah. I think I think off-camera they probably behave how they were at Heather's thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. Okay. So everybody there is gross. Let me see what are people asking for here on the, on the old Facebook lines. Um, a lot of big brother stuff. God, do this. Do this many people listen to big brother? I feel like not that many people were listening last time we did it. Yeah. I thought like we are, whenever we did our big brother stuff last year, we got like, I feel like 600 views and I felt like we were just the three of us talking to avoid and we'd get like a few likes on the Facebook and I was like, okay, well this is like, this is not enough for us to be like, it's a whole other hour and a half for us to do a week. It's like, it's not worth it. So we're like, okay, no more. And now everyone's like, where's our big brother coverage? Oh, and someone's asking about redubs. I can't do those anymore because Bravo shut down one of my YouTube pages and keeps trying to shut me down. So fuck them. I'm just doing big brother and survivor now. Screw you, Bravo. Okay. So what else? There was something really funny on here that I just saw. 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I didn't even know she were gone. That's so rude. I was disconnected. I don't know what you were just talking about, but there was something I wanted to say started to backtrack just a little bit, but Jessica Nolan on Facebook wanted to talk about this and we totally forgot to mention this lady of ladies of London. The moment when Juliette turned to the countess of sandwich or whatever, the earliest sandwiches wife and was like, "So have you ever seen the Breakfast Club or Ferris Bueller's Day off?" I mean, come on, Ronnie. How do you not love this show? I don't hate the show. I just think it's really boring. I struggle to get through it. I have to admit. All right, so what were you saying before? Well, I was disconnected. Oh, I was saying Michael Holm came on to Obweeb Thee to say Beverly Hills Gossip, Camille Adrian and Taylor returning part time. What do you think of that? Sure. Fine. I guess. I don't know. I say go for it. Yeah, except that I don't know how that's gonna work because I think everybody has to be nice to Lisa, right? I think Lisa somehow magically agreed to come back and we know she doesn't need the money, so I'm guessing everybody had to say they'd be nicer or something. No, I'm sure there'll be some. What will happen is, what will happen is that I'm sure everyone's gonna turn on Brandy. That's what'll be the new story, I'm sure. Somehow they'll, because you know what, I think, as you say, the Kyle Richards, she always knows which side the public is going towards and they probably see that everyone's on Lisa's side and not Brandy's side, so she's gonna jump over to Lisa and the producers will just make it that way because everyone likes Lisa and everyone hates Brandy and people want to see it. I think the public wants to see Brandy nail to her cross now, so I think the producers will give that to us. Yeah, well, I hope so. Never underestimate the producers ability to manipulate a situation. I think I told the story maybe about a year ago, whatever, my cousin used to be a producer on a certain reality show, which I don't know if I meant liberty to say, but it was like a legitimate one that was on E and she would say what, before the season would begin, they would look at where the cast was and who they like to, etc, etc. And they would say, okay, we want these two people to be friends at the end of the season. So what do we have to do to get into that situation? They would work backwards and it sort of, they knew how to turn people like way ahead of time. They really, really know how to manipulate people. So I have no doubt the producers will do the same thing for these women on Beverly Hills. Scared. It's kind of scary. Well, I just don't like most of those ladies anymore. Like, Brandy, I couldn't give a fuck about Yolanda Foster's unbearable. Like, she is really terrible. Did you see that Instagram photo? Someone posted to her. She posted this photo of herself with an IV and she's like her heads down and it says, what does it say to your mother? Well, she said that she was like in Mexico to get like lines of these drugs. And then she goes hashtag Dallas Buyers Club. I'm like, come on now. Are you that medium attention that you're posting yourself with an IV? I mean, next time she's going to be like, they put me on a train to get a remedy. I mean hashtag Auschwitz kidding. She's like, look how skinny I've gotten while I'm waiting for the lines. Hashtag Auschwitz hashtag dead Jewish people didn't deserve this. Hashtag panom pair. Oh gosh. Let's go on to New York. Oh, Lord, there is more. Oh, y'all, this week was Heather getting black. Yeah, Heather is trying so hard to get a call from P Diddy. I'm like, Heather, please stop dropping jeez at the end of your ings. It does not make you black. How you doing, bitch? How you doing, bitch? Is a friendly bitch? You want to be a non friendly bitch? I don't want to make a big deal of it, bitch. How you doing? How you hanging? I like even when she's trying, like she's trying to be street. She still talks like a mommy. Did you want it to be? Do you want it to be a mean bitch? Because it can't be a mean bitch you're acting like one. Do you want to keep acting like one and I can keep saying it? Do you want to sit down and eat your mac, Rogan cheese? It's like Heather. She's like the other Heather. She's like, I am not bossy. So now be quiet. That's an order. Yeah. Yeah, Heather, I don't care about those two women fighting. Well, it was it was really kind of a childish experience. Basically, Kristen's a spoiled brat child and Heather is bossy. And you know, I thought it was funny when all of a sudden, you know, when when when Kristen was like, you boss your you boss your husband around, which I didn't think it was like the worst thing in the world to say I didn't think it was that much of a commentary. I understood the point that everyone's like, you shouldn't comment on people's marriages. But at the same time, I'm like, but all you ladies, you do nothing but comment on each other's marriages and relationships. Sorry that Carol knows. He's like, you shouldn't ever comment on anybody. Pit pit bullet glass houses should throw stones. People shouldn't live in glass houses because if they throw a stone for fun, it could break and crash on their heads like my poor friends who were in a plane one time, but I don't want to name drops. Don't throw stones in glass houses because you might knock over your staircase that floats on the wall. If you live in a glass house, I hope you have good medical insurance because you're probably going to get skin cancer from all this time coming into your living room. If you throw stones in a glass house, you might hit a ghost rider, which I certainly don't have. Oh, oh, oh, oh, so I can breathe. I can breathe. Then why do I feel like I'm dying right now? Why am I about to die right now if I can breathe? That was a coming next week. They show of Eva being called the liar by everyone. She's like, Oh, really ladies? I can breathe really? Really? Really? Oh, then why do I need this? I love Carol dressing up like a bear to scare everybody. Like that's she's so cat skills. Yeah. Scared everybody with a bear costume. The minute I heard that we were camping, I thought, wow, I'm going to play a prank. But Jackie Gleason did back in the day. She's like, best $600 I ever spent. No, I didn't know something like a terrible $600. You could have hired an actual bear from a gay bar to come there and strip for you people for $600. Is that what a waste? I'm surprised Ramona didn't freak out more. You know what? I don't like that. I don't like that. You know what? My father was a very hairy man. Okay. So when I see a bear, I think of my father. Okay. I'm sorry. I don't like bear without the ass in them. And he was very hairy. He was on the cover of Frontier's magazine. And I don't appreciate being thrown a bear when when when Aviva and and Carol and Heather all said that we were going to go out on the frontier. I thought for sure we're going to go to Frontier magazine where my father was a bear for the cover. But no, we went to Montana, the real frontier. I did not expect that. Not appreciate that. So I'm sorry. I'm not enjoying this even though I am now the hostess. When I was young, I got roller skates from my mother and I really liked to skate down the street. And so when the ladies took me ski shooting, I got really upset because it reminded me of one time my mom was holding my hand trying to help me skate down the street. And my father shot a baby gun at her while we were going. And he kept hitting her in the butt and she kept crying. So no, I don't appreciate ski shooting. Okay. When when I was younger, my father had many friends. Okay. One of whom was Geraldine Parsons Smith. Okay. And she would always bring over huckleberries. So when they served huckleberry chicken, it made me think my father and I didn't appreciate that. So I'm sorry. I'm not going to have the huckleberries. Okay. You're a terrible hostess. But I appreciate the fact that you didn't have spaghetti here at this dinner because my father when when I was a child used to throw strings to spaghetti in my mother's face. And I can't look at it ever since. Okay. And ever since that day when I see spaghetti, I think my mother saying you're boning Geraldine Parsons Smith, aren't you? Take this limp spaghetti noodle that looks like your penis and throw it at her instead. Okay. And then I went and talked to a tree outside because he was my only friend. Okay. So that's why it's very hard for me to throw a hatchet at the bullseye because the bullseye was made of wood. I mean, it felt like I was throwing a knife at my friend. I didn't want to do that. I brought back a lot of memories for me. So I'm sorry. It was just not happening for me. Okay. Okay. So basically, it was basically, it was more of the same. Sonia being a whore and trying to fuck children, which has got to stop at some point, when she was like, I've seen enough of bull balls, but I could use some hot dogs. I was like, what? Shut up. Just shut up. No one and nobody. There is nobody on earth who is closing their eyes right now and joined the thought of you and a wiener. Just stop. Please pickles. If you're out there, stop her. Yes, please pickles. Do something for all humanity. It's just gross. I feel like she's hurting other women in their forties, you know, by making sex with the woman in her forties, a gross thing. And it shouldn't be. But Sonia is making it that way. Let's all revolt. Yes, all women. You know, she's a hot cougar. She shouldn't be trying so hard. She should let them come to her or on her. Hey, yo, let's see. What else happened was they went to rodeo and a cowboy walked by them and said, get real girls, which I thought was funny. But I also suspected him may have been, he may have been talking to the little girls walking behind him, but either way, I enjoy it. I think he was talking to these women who are dressed to the nines at a rodeo with a camera crew following them. I mean, I get it. Yeah. At the same time, like what to real dude, you're in a fucking 10 gallon hat walking in shit for fun. Okay. Why is that more real than these posers? Like you're a poser, too, just in a different pose. Rodeo. I hate that. Well, first of all, I speak from experience because I'm from El Paso, Texas, and I want too many, many a rodeo as a child. It wasn't your first time. Those fuckers are the most judgmental, those fucking cowboys out there. It's like, oh, yeah, what makes you real when everybody, whenever there's a political discussion, they're like, well, what about the real Americans? Like, what makes you more real? Because you guzzle more gas and have a bigger gun. Go fuck yourself. You're not more real than anybody else. Get out of here. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree. So it's always those real American cowboy tops that government say out of our lives, except I want you to make sure that these people can't do that and those people cannot do that and those people can't do that. Funky. And also, why are you complaining about health care? Why do you want fucking businesses not to pay for contraceptives? And then you bitch about all the poor babies that are born. Shut up! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like either you want it or you don't. You can't have it both ways. Like, you should be fucking celebrating abortion. What if, what if your business, um, it's against your religious beliefs to hire anyone other than an illegal immigrant? How about that? How about that? We should totally start that. Like, I'm sorry. I, I believe my religion is giving, giving to the poor and therefore I, I only hire illegal immigrants to help them come into this country. Watch that. Watch that one happen. So gross. Green cards for everyone. It's for my religion. Yeah. We'll just start all sorts of crazy fucking religions. Yeah. You're a bunch of jerks. Okay. So now what? That's, that's, I think that's it. That's all? Well, we sort of power through this one on account of you being nauseous and me hardly being able to talk. Okay. What, does throwing up make you tired? Cause I'm really tired. Okay. So what do you think of Big Brother? Oh my god. I'm, I'm into it so far. I like the cast. First of all, they got hot guys this season. Finally. And, um, you know that there was like a gay thing happening in the house with, with Ariana Grande's brother and that guy Zach? No. Well, this was forwarded to me from my friend, Josh, um, who sent me some stuff from the fees. Because you know that there's been all this stuff online about how like Frankie and that guy Zach have been really close. Like they cuddle and everything and stuff like that. No, I don't read any of the spoilers because I recap it. So I don't want to get infected by spoilers. Well, this is, this is nothing about the gameplay, but basically, you know, on the first episode, they made it look like is, or the second episode, they made it look like Zach was pissing off Frankie, you know? Well, guess what? They are like, they're like two little buddies. It's, it's like those YouTube videos where you see a cat and a dog being friends and, and like Frankie, they'll cuddle next to each other and Frankie will come up and like kiss him on, on the back of the neck. But here's the, here's the latest tea that Josh sent, sent me and, and our friend Neil, which is that, um, apparently Zach told Cody, Disney reference, but Zach told Cody that, um, he's like, you know what? I don't know what it is, but I really want to fuck Frankie. And so Cody told us to Brittany and Brittany was, Brittany was like, oh my God, the other day I saw Zach looking at Frankie and he had an erection. No, it's like finally got to happen on Big Brother for so long, because they always only put one straight guy and I've been one, or one gay guy. And I've always wanted it to be one of the guys turns, because that happens so often in real life where the straight guy is just like, but it doesn't count if it's a blowjob. You know, this guy's like, apparently he's like, I've never felt this way about a guy before, but some about Frankie, I, he's like, I just want to fuck it. Now, I, I feel bad for the guy because if Frankie's the best he can do, I mean, come on, what about Devin? I mean, he's an idiot, but what, why not to heaven? He's much more attractive than Frankie, but I'm about Caleb, crazy Caleb, who's already cried. Oh my God, I'm gonna love making crying shots of him. He cried and yet he called President Obama, well, he called him something horrific on Instagram. I'm not even going to repeat it. But he's like, I'm just a sensitive soul, get out of the way, faggots. Red makes can be sensitive in their way. Maybe he screams louder when he gets it up the butt. He's like, get real ladies. But yeah, I'm very excited to see what happens with this whole Zach and Frank situation. And you know, Frankie, at first, I thought he was awful. And I still find him to be fairly awful. But now he's, he's toning down a little bit and like not being so quote unquote on, and he's becoming more likable, I find. But he's still very annoying. I don't have any hate for him. I just, my first impressions of him are that he's that kind of gay who just says things in a gay way. And then everybody laughs, you know, I'd say that a lot. But there's like a lot of gays who are like that. And they're usually on Big Brother. They'll say things like, Oh, here we are. Another challenge with something that we have to balance on. Everyone's laughing because they're like, Oh my God, a gay guy said that. See, I didn't like him on the get go because he's like a typical like theater queen. I'm sorry. I'm going to say that I know Alec Baldwin Scott sheet for saying that. But he is. I mean, he's like very on his look and a rat attack tap like Bravo. I'm Frankie. Oh my God. I love you guys. I don't know if you've ever seen his YouTube channel, but it's so insufferable. I mean, it's really terrible. Yes, I did watch it writing up a, you know, a thing about him because I'd met him on the Leah Black podcast. I did that once or twice. Yeah, let's say that she's she's friends with him. She seems to really like him a lot. So there's that. But the thing is that when and the first episode or the second episode when he met Victoria and they're like, Oh my God, I love pink. I love pink. Oh my God. We're gonna be best friends at it. I was like, there's no way this girl, this like crazy Israeli girl and then this crazy gay guy. To me, this is like the second coming of Tyler and Sphetlana from Real World Key West. Did you remember them? No, I don't. I don't watch that one. They were like besties in the beginning like, oh my God, we're gonna be on best friends. And they were like, Oh my God, that talk about a French dough and tower. He became such a caddy gay to her. He wrote like a burn book. He wrote a letter being like, go back to Philadelphia or something like that. I'm like, this is what's gonna happen. And sure enough, his first nomination, Victoria. Yeah. And he's like, Oh, there's no way you're going home, babe. It's not you. You're not the target. And then when she wins that battle of the block, he's like, God damn it. I know. I like the pool splashing. I don't know. Right now, he seems like really, really needy of attention. Yeah, the the whole battle, the block twist seems like a little too much. I get, but I guess the thing is what incentivizes you to to if you're ahead of household, it incentivizes you to nominate weak players, right? Because they would theoretically not be able to take themselves. Yeah, this season is like the season of the back door, right? Because the first nomination, you don't want to nominate anybody you really want to go home, because they're going to have two chances now. They have the battle of the block. If they lose that, they still have veto. Yeah. So you really have to wait for them to get out of all of those things and then put somebody out on the block and backdoor them when they can't do anything else. I mean, how the hell is she going to get anybody out? Yeah, I don't know. But I think Devin is hilarious because he's so paranoid. He's like, okay, guys. All right, I brought in two more people to the alliance. All right, guess what? That that potted plant, it's in the alliance now bomb squad, bomb squad for life. Oh, God, he is so terrible. How did he get cocaine into the house? He's so coked up. I mean, everybody passes. He's like, you want to be in an alliance? You want to be in an alliance? Me and you, bra, you and me, bra. Yeah. Look, my favorite thing that he does is when he gets all Hollywood. And he's like, oh, dude, you're going to make that move. That's been done, bra. I mean, that's been done on the show before. Let's be a little original. Like, he's like writing some kind of network drama. Like, bitch, please stop. Everything's been done before. It's a game of certain rules. Dude, that's been done, bra. Well, what's that? Well, what's funny is that his alliance with Devin, I'm sorry, with Donnie, was like a smart move because it's a little unpredictable. And then he's immediately decided to go back on data lines for an unwieldy eight person alliance that is already falling apart. And the best part about that big alliance is that I think no one in the alliance actually is like pro the alliance because everyone's like, no, we've seen this before. These lines fall apart. I'll just go along with it until it falls apart. So it's like a total disaster, which I'm so excited about. I'm excited by Donnie, but he's going to go so quickly. I mean, he has just they're going to get rid of him so fast. And it's sad because I want to see like what kind of competition he can win. Like, if there's a competition about like having someone else's underwear in your bag, you know, as you know, he does creepy shit like that. That guy has got a crazy face. Yeah, I also, by the way, I love the two nerd girls bonding. I'm like, yay. I love them. I know, I hope we're just two normal girls with glasses. We don't get it. You know, we'd be friends, best friends inside and outside the house. I know they in certain ways that should be awful, but I like love them. And I hope I hope that the show doesn't crush their souls. I know I hope they don't come out of their like giant assholes. And Nicole's like, I really like, I really like everyone in the house. But I really like Christine the most. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she has like the weirdest acts. And she's like, boy, what I really would I really have to say is I don't have a lot of thoughts about this, but Christine's really cool. I don't know. I love the nerds. I hope they win. I know. I think I think CBS is going to push for them because they give them a really sweet edit, you know. Yeah, but the thing with this show is every time we love somebody, they turn into the biggest asshole on the show. Remember Amanda last year? We love her too. Well, right now, I think of the lady assholes. I think Paola is the one that we all just liked the most, right? Although she seems like she might be smart. I think she seems smart. I think she's only okay. She's still annoying. I like how I like how Paola because she's really not like a hot girl. I mean, you know, she's not. She's cute. She's cute though. She's like, she works out and she's got a banging body because she works out and stuff. Listen, if you if you like Asian girls, she's not like she's not like genetically blessed. She's not like, Oh, Amber Amber's beautiful. She's like Internet porn hot. You know, she's, you know, she's like a YouTube star hot. Yes. And I know that she's going to have to rely so much on her actual brain to make it because she's just not as hot as she needs to be to like make it far from hotness. And so I like that about her. I'm like rooting for her. That will be the name of her epic movie far from hotness. How power stars in far from hotness. All right. The tagline can be just genetically though. Okay, everybody. So that's it. We will be back next week talking about other things. Okay. You have a great me. Ronnie Karam at Ronnie Karam.com. There ain't nothing there. You can find me at trashtalktv.com. I'm doing recaps every Sunday night of Big Brother and I do Big Brother in two minutes videos every Friday. And you can find me on Twitter at Ronnie Karam or Instagram at Ronnie Karam or Vine Ronnie Karam. Then you can find @bsideblog.com for funny interviews, recaps and podcasts. And you can also find them on social media sites at the side blog. 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