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has been and it'll just be more of a circus more importantly is that Gretchen Christine Butte or Gretchen Rossi has become a ginger thanks to Cindy C for posting this these new images of Gretchen with like reddish brown hair she does not it doesn't look right on her i have to say i do not approve i don't approve either and you know what blonde though they didn't necessarily look right on her either i know so i'm not really sure Katherine Draper does say she looks 100% better so i guess we are in a little bit of a fight Katherine yeah we're fighting don't call us stop following just Katherine we're done you know i went into home goods on monday and there were so many roosters i i actually took some photos and forgot to put them on the facebook page but um it really reminded me of Gretchen uh yeah i saw an abbey waiter that's a huge gay bar here you guys and apparently their logo is a florida lease did you know that uh oh i didn't i don't think i've ever really noticed that until i saw this like six foot four muscle guy with a butt like a basketball walking down the street and of course i stared at him because he was like Gaston and Beauty and the Beast and i was like wow i read i like to read and so i looked at his big bubble butt and on the back of his shirt was that glitter florida lead and i was like oh my god the abbey Gretchen what what and the world's collided in my head crashed isn't it isn't it sad that we have these triggers now they are triggers every time i go into rostress for less i feel sad i'm like oh poor Gretchen listen don't feel sad well don't feel sad for her she is probably roaming the aisles of many at tj max and hobby lobbies and who knows what finding all sorts of trinkets for her house and i'm sure nothing brings her more joy than that oh thanks thanks for making it better yeah i tell like i'm the bright side okay so f all that bs okay that was a lot of non-cursing guys you're welcome if you're driving in the car with your children yeah okay so let's start with married to medicines okay okay i'm going to medicine why why married to medicine what's going on in the show Ben you're sorry okay here's oh we have to know that marriage medicine this is going to be a simultaneous this little simultaneously be a plug for marriage medicine and from from my vine because i was watching it this morning and the things that these people say i recorded to them on vine you know you can only i mean these are just two quotes out of many many many these women know how to give great sound bites even when they're not even giving sound bites like here's this is quad just saying girl i mean i could listen to it all day long and then and then she has like this friend who gives this shady that's why you watch marriage medicine because really nothing is happening except um the only big thing that happened uh on this episode was that there was a cancer uh um fashion show i mean a fashion show for to raise cancer breast cancer awareness and of course toya did not throw them pink she's like i have came here every single time i didn't know there's pink was for breast cancer well how come she has so many times how's the pain of the cancer um how does she not know that pink stands for it's for awareness well it's like well it's like one of my i never heard anything like that from the kazar kazar cancer well what i could have did was wear a light blue because i like light blue and that makes me think of pink and pink is like breast cancer awareness she was wearing glitter pants um that were like tan colored and then she was wearing like a gold colored top which doesn't match tan colored shockingly if you think it would and then she was wearing a red and black jacket that's just how i wear my clothes like i'm sorry that's how i do it it's like how i pronounce kazar like kazar i'm sorry that's just the way i pronounce it i'm sorry i don't have anybody to donate to breast cancer awareness because i spent it all on this book by channel but i'm going to donate this channel book to you okay i'm sorry i know i know this is for women who can't read but here it is anyway it's lots of pictures i just i just spent uh twenty thousand dollars of jean's money to buy a fire pit for the backyard but it's also a play a piano too so it plays the music and it and you can run some marshmallows on it so i can't donate to cancer awareness i would like to give a speech of my cancer awareness i'm sorry to other ladies who i've canceled in my boobers because it means they don't have a way to get money from their husbands so bad cancer stopped picking boopies what you should have did is instead of getting breast cancer you should have gone you should have gone and bought a couch that's made of it's uh made of the couch and couches it's made of vinyl on one side and silk on the other and it's filled with peanuts and i can't put more couches but it's kind of some more couches i'm gonna have a fashion show it's called less couches i mean more couches more couches less cancels so like i have came here to tell you all that in my new house what i'm gonna do is have a couch that never ends like it starts in the living room and it just keeps on going along the wall into the dining room and into the kitchen and do the bathroom and do the hallway and back in the living room again and not use up all my cancer donation money sorry i'd like to know how come we have a charities that for cancers because being a cancer isn't a victim it's just what time you was borns you know what you should have did was instead of getting cancer what like what you should have did was go buy um an umbrella for your dog and and maybe you know that would have stopped it every time you say what you should have did was not get cancer but um you know uh you have you should have came here and like you know if you saw like a couch or a chair you should have just you should have bought that and just like said hey Eugene like i bought a chair and then no cancer oh my god that poor poor woman she's so stupid oh okay so starting from the beginning we started with this hair restoration okay yeah hair restoration is not for when you're already almost completely bald that is for when you've made your hairline for seeding and you're like oh well maybe i'll you know put a few follicles up there that map is getting hair reforestization of reforestation that is a lot of hair there is no there is not enough hair on the back of his head to cover the top of his head thoughts yeah uh thoughts um yes my thoughts are agreed i think he's gonna wind up looking like some strange bee movie from the 60s like the toupee that ate my soul or something like that like you know the hair on his head he comes from a serial killer and he's gonna like wake up in the middle of the night and like go like attack Mariah let's hope so Jesus that would be a happy ending to the sad story she's like baby you need to get your hair done i don't like looking at that hair and it's disgusting excuse me that is so rude first of all this man pays for everything and he has to look at that face it's not like you're going to do anything about your face and then you force him to go get surgery and he's screaming he's not only screaming he's screaming like good boy guy like all of his manhood has leaked out all over it but meanwhile in other hair news Lucy showed off her new weave and uh it was sort of like what i like to call from the witness protection collection it's the sort of wig you put on when you're running from the law you know you got the big shades that's like one of those wigs on pretty little liars when they're doing something undercover it's like i'm totally different now i'm wearing a wig and it's like you know huge it's like yeah it's like she had a she had a really ill-advised attempt to create amelie you know it just went it just went awry well that hair is so young and then that face it's like it's like if pearl from 227 eight olemon got punched in the face and then didn't drink water for like ten years and then put on big goofy spectacles yes and then put on spectacles like the girl from school we do with her name yeah linda carolini i don't remember what the whatever i don't know what the cartoons name was but linda carolini played her yeah so we got to see that beautiful beautiful wig i do like the idea of lucy i do like the idea of people being like hey lucy what was your inspiration oh linda carolini we're talking about linda carolini last week on the podcast i feel like i was just talking about her on some podcasts not this one that must have been your other one well i didn't record it last week i need to i need to record it this week i don't even have a guest i'm so lazy maybe i'll call linda carolini hey if everyone wants to hear what linda carolini had to say about lucy stealing her luck come listen to the banter blender tomorrow can you imagine if i actually like to be determined like hey you want to talk about your luck you might as well see probably would and now you know well she or she looked you know i actually really like the way she looked in mad men last season one thing that twitter has taught me is that um celebrities were pretty sad especially like at the level we talk about they'll do anything all right so i'm gonna hit up linda carolini and see what happens okay i'll hit up pearl from 227 the ghost of pearl the ghost don't tell me she's dead oh she died a long time ago no hell yeah like maybe like 99 or 2001 i was hoping she was pulling the golden girls and she was actually the youngest one in the cast she might have been at one point who knows i just remember one time she appeared on konin and he asked her something about we didn't just oh i love the reefer classic konin moment in his first five years anywho um okay can i ask you a very important question i have about married to medicine yeah so there's this quad character okay that we all love or whatever because she keeps saying over and over how fabulous she is and we're like okay so we believe because you keep saying it over and over okay guys what the fuck is quad saying ever she doesn't even make one sentence that makes any sense she's we make fun of moriah for being stupid but all quad really does is say things in it okay she reminds me of my pet peeve about gay guys specifically drag queens where they don't say anything funny they just say in a really gay voice and then people laugh because they're like aha he's gay for example like girl i don't know what you're wearing but i think that that's something and people are like aha that drag queen that's the kind of dress that said that that's hilarious that's how i'm starting to feel about quad i don't even know what she's saying anymore i am giving you magic right i am giving you i am giving you realness right now and if you think about it's like well that's not really that funny i don't know though you know what i have to say that's one of my pet peeves also but quad she sells it for me i can't believe it but she does sell it for me because nothing she says really is that funny every now and then there's something funny but i don't know i don't even know what she's saying and i'm just realizing right now that i don't know what she's saying it's like i've been tricked this whole time so this week she had this sequence where she was trying on all these dresses you know like all these dresses she was gonna get married um which was hilarious because her gay in this scene was a light skinned black guy and bravo does not know how to light black people on normal shows and they don't know how to light white people on black shoes so it was hilarious watching the light skinned black guy you could only see his eyes basically it was like one big wash out yeah um so he was trying on all these different clothes oh by the way lighting people get your shit together okay we we co-exist so figure that out but anyway did you let the way every time quad came out of addressing him she just like slam open the curtains i love that yes so she would slam the curtains open and start like what like working it way too hard and she'd be like mmm now this look is what i call a look of looks and look at me how i look here you think you've seen a oh magic look i'm like what what are you talking about none of that even made any sense and i guess i noticed talking to one it's the lace and the sneaker what a rump what are those down a river honey what it's the down in the pillow it's the strap on the flip flop that's a nail on a finger honey and you know you heard it here first because i'm this quad it's the twisty tie on the unopened ethernet cable coil you just bought yellow and blue make green you zip lock that thing close and nothing gonna come out quad honey the lion king only shown for a limited amount of time honey yeah i'm like huh it's just yeah i don't know what the fuck she's talking about i don't know about her and i'm loving her beat mariah at her own game i think that that is so funny mariah doesn't even she can't even speak anymore because quad is already throwing fits every time she sees her well you know i have to wonder with this whole feud that's going on between mariah and quad this feud that's a little harder for me to still grasp like like wrap my brain around why have neither of these women stop for second thought wait a second maybe it's this guy what's the name nico uh rico like maybe maybe it's him because you know honestly when mariah explained her side of it it was not the most unreasonable thing in the world now yeah i can imagine saying to someone like yeah yeah but if you're gonna have someone like it should be me because i know i've known you the longest or whatever blah blah blah blah i can be like it should be me because i had housewise hold down before watcher crappins yeah so and ronnie didn't he's only had watcher crappins but it's like i mean it's still like a childish request like you you shouldn't request it but i i can out but i can imagine at the same time i can imagine someone saying it almost like a joke like oh yeah i'll give you a number but like you know i you know if you do a launch like i want to be the whatever i can see someone saying in a way that's really maybe not tactful but really not mean and uh it sounds like this guy has actually started off a huge game of telephone between these two women well it doesn't help that quad doesn't repeat things truthfully either which we saw in this episode when she was telling the story about what mariah's totally supposed or supposedly said to her face and none of it she had said oh about like i am the tree i am the root and you are my branch yes it's like mariah cannot even think far enough to know where a branch comes from she just knows that it's something that looks like her mother's finger you know like that's all seeking things that's as far as her brain will go mariah's insults basically come from whatever she saw in tv the last night so if she saw gladiator the next day she's like i will not get off my chariot and throw tomatoes with you you know like night she watches like i don't know i don't know why i'm saying la i'm like i will not get out of my idiot come out and make you turn me into carbon burns and i don't know what i don't know people i don't know but that's but it's the 50/50 chance you might hear that on the show she's like she just watched like top chef the night before she's like you will not make a quick fire out of me before this elimination challenge i cannot believe you use frozen scallops i am the deep fryer you are the potato you are the galsamins and i am the padma lakshmi and don't you dare ever call me emerald i am padman you are Billy Joel's ex-wife okay so that fight yes that fight's really stupid but this week it got good because a mariah showed up to a charity event like five hours late which was amazing because that's what she always does and she showed up with bodyguards which i mean larius i don't know or move yeah really stupid and it turns out she actually needed them because Rico the creepy gay guy from project runway who is also horrible on that show was jumping all over her and about to slot the shit out of her so gay guys please i know that sometimes we have womanly feelings and i know that we're really close friends with women and i know it's fun to watch shows about women and talk about what idiots they are but gay guys we are not allowed to hit women okay we still have penises just because Rico takes a big one in his buttusi does not mean he has the right to hit a woman okay i actually thought he was he was really crossing the line because you know what if i were a woman i would have been a little scared to be honest you know not putting on my couch those big giant gongwise coming at you no i mean a lot of times i think the women on these shows cry wolf you know like kenya more be like i'm calling the police this is assault you pulled my my weave you know like a lot of times the women cry wolf but in this case you know that's you know i i know enough women uh to know that that's really not cool what he was doing he was really getting he was really getting intense he was gonna slap the shit out of her now if anyone needs to get the shit the shit slapped out of him it's that one because she's full of it yeah but not by a man okay you know though he would have only gotten like half a pinky on her before miss lucy would have destroyed him because you know she's straight up hood don't let the linda cartilini wig fool you she is hood from Detroit right well she's known him since he was a kid she probably taught him how to slap the shit out of a bitch that's probably take him down i mean all three of them are just like just low class like just you know and like an embarrassment but um so you know those are embarrassing too they're embarrassing to to everybody you know again like here we are again where every segment of society is being embarrassed you know the gays are being embarrassed black women are being embarrassed women are being embarrassed you know people are fundraisers embarrassed cancers being embarrassed cancers embarrassed it's a fine animal disease what you should have did was not fight with her like you should have you should have gone daily clean and then like i have came here for some ice cream you know why i like cancer because nothing rhymes with it it's like an orange yeah nothing rhymes with cancer not none of my dancing friends even realized this aren't you excited it's christmas time like aren't you excited for like fashion and prancer so i guess you could just call me a good old fashioned romancer but i should have did what i was looking at what i should have did was not talk about rhyme over cancer but i should have gone and gone skiing instead in my indoors my indoor ski slope that i built i have Eugene built hey Eugene let's go down the slope okay so speaking of terrible oh sorry i have to tell the listeners i'm feeling like under the weather today so if i'm not making any sense because i've noticed i've said about like 35 very strange jokes so far i mean i had one about a fireplace that was a player shadow i made a weird joke about there was one five minutes ago i remember what it was it's so strange that ronnie was like what i think that being under the weather makes you self-aware because you make jokes like that every week and they're good they're funny i laugh at them every week i'm not big but i should do it let's take some maximum and then i wouldn't be self-aware usually you're just so logical well i should have did well i should have did was i should have spoken to the drug because i've been like what do i take for being a little under the weather and then i should have paid fifty thousand dollars of Eugene's money for it with i had bids with asking i cannot do that one at what i have did though was i i i had um some frost and mini-weets and i think that's gonna help okay well we're taught which we aren't anymore but i did have a good set i was so matt what filled proud of myself because i did have a good segue earlier which was now that we're talking about horrible gays but she has already gone so i'll just be a horrible gay and it's like let's do the horrible segue gay so we have a new horrible gay who's fat erkel and that is heavenly's gay who used to be mariah's gay so yeah this gay is all worried because he said that the same thing that's happened to everybody else has happened to him well was that our condition broke because he was sweating he was but you know what it's hard i hear for a fat poop i mean could you imagine me living in atlanta i'm sweating in here and it's like 65 degrees outside i think because i'm twirling a pen and it's like i'm doing there's something that's talking about horrible gays it just turns me into a horrible gay that's all super caddies so sorry mariah's cousin well you all yeah mariah's cousin yeah yeah that's what he erkel well i mean who cares so god bless him so he has problems with mariah but the whole heavenly thing this week i don't know what's happening but i'm really enjoying heavenly because she's just actually she's such an asshole we open with heavenly doing dentistry on some meth face wait can i pause you for a second sorry to interrupt but i love the fact that we introduced mariah's cousin as well speaking of awful horrible gays and i'm like well you know and he's sweat oh don't say that about him but anyway back to the awful gay i'm just saying that because i am also a fat sweaty gay so i'm standing up for him for being gay but i won't make fun of him for my life vocals and i sweat as well too so anyway yeah you were saying about uh how uh heaven is being such an asshole so we open with heavenly interdentist office about to do surgery on someone or i shouldn't say that when dr jackie's around about to do dentistry on somebody so she walks in she's like hey we do the poor old lady jumped out of her seat yes she went dead and she got startled good bedside manner so then she starts going into that mouth and those are some methy methy teeth no they weren't methy they're just an old lady she's she had to get her crowns not a crowns her bridge old lady math um she's a frightening dentist she's like the dentist from little shop of pores but not singing and she's proud to wear real fur that's all i wrote down and i love that somebody called her a polar bear i know well what i loved about her fur was that it was clearly not fur weather and you know when the guy held up the fur i actually thought it was sort of cool i was like you know that's it that's a cool fur to wear but the way she wore it made no sense she wore it like some person who clearly was like i just got him for and i will therefore just wear it to this event where it makes no sense everyone was like in in warm weather clothes and she's there and her fur looking like a janky polar bear pimp uh and was the like she looks so ridiculous she didn't look like fashiony or luxurious i think she just wanted a reason to say well in the bible they're allowed to wear furs yes that's all she does anything the only motivation she ever has is to talk about what the bible tells her she's allowed to do and what we all have to do yeah which i'm beginning to love but i have to say i'm with you i'm actually enjoying heavenly much more than Lisa Nicole who's like i have come to the cancer benefit because i too once had almost cancer one time i found a lump in my breast it was heartbreaking my husband had to drive me to the hospital where i had a test done i cried then i went to a charity event a charity event i was throwing to empower women the letters are t-e-a-m to ever ask mass mass which is like what i found in myself i thought i was going to die oh shut up i know i don't know why she's on the show like i i don't understand how she could be the cat maybe like mariah put her the dug her heels into the ground i was like you must cast her oh i mean sneeze yeah plus you you sound sick one time i was sick with cancer or so i thought it hurt not having cancer hurt just as much as having cancer i survived not having cancer i am a survivor well like you should have done it instead of what you should did instead of surviving cancer is like you should have like not survived cancer and then like you could have like like had like a big like funeral that like Eugene could have paid for like something like that but what if the leading causes of cancer then let's talk about article i just moved into a new house and it is really hard to find quality furniture that honestly i can afford without feeling terribly guilty i found the most beautiful stuff on article i got three bar stools for this bar i built and they are gorgeous they're mid-century modern brown leather seats just beautiful and not only are they great but they brought them over and they put them together 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at no extra cost it's your door to more max is now included with your dash pass annual plan stream max with ads up to $120 value included no extra cost terms apply c door dash dot com slash max for details it's crying so if i had had a funeral i might have given other people almost cancer i could not live with myself uh well then what you should do was hand out little mini umbrellas like cocktail umbrellas and put them under your eyelids so that way you like don't cry on anything and cause cancer to happen on your feet those are made with special 42 member pink which causes cancer just talking about that you might have given me cancer again i will be doing an event this weekend where i will give a speech and cry until you donate money only to find out later that i never had cancer but it's still hurt and what you uh what you should do was come to my event where i'm raising money uh so that i can buy um a giant coffee table made from a tire fucking girl is so stupid i just want you to call and leave me messages in that voice i'm going to ronnie i'm going to all the time oh like you should have been it was not until voicemail but buy a draft with you just money okay should we move on to another show is there anything else i don't know i just i wrote down so much let me see oh i like when um i like when dr simones husband was like sort of scolding his son a little bit and was like like like don't you have a full play how'd you get onto these nuts and then the sun just like lost it he like looked at the camera like did you just hear that and then he just like fell over like his head in his hands and then he like it was so cute but also like really funny because i would have been doing the same thing um the only other things i wrote was heavenly talks like she's got cheesecake coating on her throat and jackie tells off that models oh yeah because all the models were like there were like a lot of heavy models and i wanted jackie to like tell them off for being fat and giving themselves cancer um and then i really like when uh dr jackie and simone went to lunch she's like yeah what did you do today and she's like ah look at this case jackie this woman look at this mass and she's like oh it looks like you've got a little something on the something she's like that is fibroids yeah i was like fibroids it's fibroids and how excited was that lunch conversation about finding a mass um so i'm just so funny i'm just happy that bravo did not score it with dumb dumb music like they did last week like boom boom boom boom boom boom look at these two like hey hey you're two stupid dummies you're two highly educated professional black women you're such dummies talking in your medical terms hey it's like on real house loads of Orange County where everybody's so horrified that heather is the word a malgum oh my god that was so funny this is a good segue how about in the real housewives of atlanta husbands tell all when uh someone used the word philosopher or philosophy and peter was like there you go big word there we go like i don't think philosophy is a big word or philosophy good for using the big word yo yeah um that husband special was one of the most horrifying things i've ever seen i know those if you know how bill Cosby went on that rant a few years ago and got in so much trouble like lecturing black men yeah i really needed bill Cosby in this episode because all of these men every single one of these men is a mess every one of them yeah it's it's like bravo's continued attempt to turn America against black people they're like oh here this is what the these are the thought leaders of the of the african african-american male community are saying and then you have like these four idiots one of whom is about to go to jail one of whom is like uh like foreclosed on another one has all sorts of rent scandals and another one used to be a pa on bravo like this is they're sitting here talking and they're saying the stupidest things not that we're saying anything particularly smart on our podcast but we're not pretending to be smart that was you know that's like the funny part of it these guys are sitting there well first of all peter is trying to be the host which was hilarious he's filming in the bar that got foreclosed on with extras pretending to dance all around to make it look popular yeah that was bad it's true the bar that his wife is paying for it yeah i like um whoever said i'm trying to i'm trying to pull up uh whoever said it saying that it's like basically like it's a terrible version of the view and and peter's trying to be murdered via a totally that's exactly what it was he was you could see he was actually like angling for for um it's like like a hosting gig or something like that terrible and he doesn't understand anything anybody saying and he can barely talk and he's high off his ass hey yo bro what about the time your wife said that bro you know you need to do you need to be calm bro you you weren't saying the right thing to your wife bro i'm like that's hilarious coming from you since your argument is always to yell scream leave the house empire Mercedes on your wife's credit card like you have no you have no room to bitch about anyone's reactions to their wife you're horrible you're horrible oh my god i don't know i mean i i could barely follow this i i think i got 20 minutes into it i really could not watch it because it was it was like a this meandering conversation about nothing where they were saying things that didn't mean anything i i forget what even at one point i i forget Todd said something that made no sense and then peter like poked him and said that's a good point i'm like no it was not a good point I meant nothing at all Todd is the smartest of all four of them Todd is the one i feel better i think he's getting dragged down into this mess well um i was really enjoying peter because he was so stupid everything Peter said was just so stupid i was like how uneducated can you be and who are you to give advice don't you have like 20 children and five baby mamas please stop just please just don't ever talk again he's like he's like yeah you know the thing is you know if you're if your if your your woman isn't talking to you you gotta go get her you gotta like get her like a man and things like that i'm just like this is so stupid this is so asinine right now everyone Greg and then Greg is the complete opposite he's a total bitch for his wife which is hilarious because his answer to everything is you need to caress her you need to hold her in your arm look her deeply into her ass and said baby i cleaned your underwear with my teeth today baby well i also like i think it was peter who said like well one thing that you'd be able to remember is that you know all our wives they all think they're independent women and sometimes you just have to remind them that like we're in this together baby i'm like no no no you can just be let them be independent women and why don't you bring something to the table and then you can be in it together babe you ain't no independent woman babe you're a codependent woman okay let's get that sprite babe gross he's so gross um but yeah uh what else did i write uh if i'd oh uh Greg's talking about how you need to basically kiss your wife's ass to make everything okay and peter goes offhandedly if i did that my wife would ask me what bill i want to hold a pay i thought that is the most self-aware thing peter said in the three years that we've seen him on our tv's by the way just uh it uh in reference to the the view comment it was nancy denine who said it and she said it's like the view peter was playing barber walters i just want to get proper credit to nancy let's hope he goes the same way is wah-wah and leaves because he's the worst um the best part of the whole thing for me i know you had to quit watching it i don't blame you but i was desperate and i was laughing at the whole thing i really liked it but um my favorite part was when greg was like when my wife comes out of the shower i'm there to dry her off with powder and i powder hot what is happening and this literally happens you know this happens it was making me so sad but i was laughing so hard you know so greg greg is the smartest one actually of the bunch because he's the only one who seems to realize where his meal ticket is and and knows how to treat it well he's the only one who's lost it so far that's true too you know he wasn't this way before you know he was put on school lunches yeah well um i also liked how when they talked about Apollo maybe going to jail and he's like well maybe i don't know like uh i shut up and you know they let me out within an hour and you know you know i don't know i'm like dude you're going to jail stop acting well no one wants to go to jail but you know i don't think i'm gonna go they just ask me a question let me go and then the clips of uh Apollo night uh uh gave it up to the feds yeah and i like that like they they started to make kind of ask him like so why did you do something so stupid and he's like well you know let's just say you know there's like a lot of chitchat and you know that's just it like what and they also liked um when they're like well we know faedra we know they're like deep down she's on your side she's she's got your back i'm like no i don't think she will i think she she's gonna drop them as soon as again yeah she'll she'll be dropping him the second he's in jail and does not have access to microphones to testify castor yeah exactly by Apollo yeah he deserves it he's really really a jerk that guy is just terrible everything that came out of his mouth was just embarrassing gross but i love that um faedra only uses him for sex like even he basically says that faedra doesn't even speak to him she won't look him in the eye and she won't do have anything to do with him except she still wants to have sex three times a day well you know what i don't blame her because Apollo's hot yeah Apollo's hot and his ass is gonna be about as loose as the whole of the grand canyon by the time he's done in jail as you say choya's tire coffee table that's her coffee table is just gonna be made of Apollo's ass yeah being hot in jail is not going to work out in your favor serves sorry Apollo sorry i'm sure he's i'm sure he's used to it remember i mean Lawrence did seem to know who he was very quickly a few seasons ago oh lord miss lauren so let's move on to new york yes but i would like to say real housewives of atmanta is officially done for the year finally yes and he's wow gander bye real housewives of atmanta i hope you return with that nanny stupid horsey moosey ass bye yeah i agree okay next up is real housewives of new york turning a page oh it sounded like there was a thump over there that was a page turn it was a page that turned a vial or page turn finally um still loving this season so entertaining to me a lot of stuff happened on this episode actually well it started with all the ladies hung over in bed and um sonya woke up and said oh gosh my face and america said yes your face said wow look at that face you know what i appreciated this scene because uh you could tell they really were hung over and sleeping in because none of them had their makeup in every other show it's like Melissa gorga's like uh time to wake up and she's like i like ice skater makeup on you know yeah but this this time that they these women were not made up there it was messed up this was them really waking up sonya looks like cloe sivanier like being drained of all of her fluids like she's based on a vacuum seal pack or whatever yes her face is really turning into a disturbing creation and it's kind of pretty in young looking but not that's something going on with her lips that's right her lips are really sticking out a lot these days yes and her nose is like longer or something i think she's the only person i've ever seen like get stuff added to her nose she's you know she's sort of like a head of a whole nokyo chic curve so that's what it looks like she's like i need my my cheeks to be shaded she and math and work and hang out together yeah she's she's creepy um so then they did yoga and she had gas which was fun and then i think the first big thing was that the women all wanted to confront Ramona um about her behavior and so they concocted this hilarious plan where they were they're basically gonna like lock her into a into a bankette which totally worked it was amazing it worked so well she wants i was surprised she didn't slide down under that table and get out of there they were like they're like why did you why did you lie why did you just about it at that Ramona it was like a caged animal it was amazing she was going nuts her hair was flailing about she was screaming her eyes were squinting she was holding the sides of her face yeah my favorite part like she was on a rollercoaster i'm feeling attacked you're attacking me i feel attacked this is wrong why are you doing this to me i told you my father my father abused my father abused why are you doing this to me how could you do this to me this is wrong i don't like this it wasn't a lie it was not a lie okay okay you're attacking me right now you're i'm feeling very attacked i'm feeling attacked okay i'm attacked and i don't like i feel okay that was amazing and they actually got Ramona to say well okay it was inappropriate of me i felt terrible about myself and that's why i left early even though that's a lie too she's obviously just saying that because that's not why she left well you seem to be getting towards more of an honest place where she's like well i just wanted to get out of there i didn't like it although the truth is she did clearly get her blowout so she could go to molly sims' party um i love that christian said molly sims doesn't even know who she is and i also love that carol said it was molly sims it was molly sims i'm like really cool i don't know who molly sims is molly died now that was a show yeah i remember molly died the days in life stuff molly i miss you she knows what it's like being a single widow having sex with people i don't know if molly does a widow i'm just i don't think i actually ever saw that show i hope i didn't just kill her husband in my days that's a molly dog i never watch that show either i remember that show being on and being like mmm yeah mmm it was only after one season right or two i don't know i was perplexed by the whole situation it's crazy that like we both you made a reference to it and then i knew like i was like right there with you you know it opened that can right your reference to la yeah sorry i'm taking this back to nbc's heyday yeah we're gonna have some nypd blue references coming right up guys step that is on a bc and i just said nbc so i was sticking more with the eighties and my bs in general okay let's let's let's let them out work alph into this that was a bc that was an bc remember amazing stories oh i love that show yeah that was a good show remember the two teenagers who became um magnetically attracted to each other and he was like the jock and she was the nerd no i just remember really liking it yeah i remember an alford hitchcock presents or maybe this was i don't remember if it was a new alford hitchcock presents or if it was amazing stories but some guy's wife gets raped and they're coming home from the police station in the car and she's like that's him that's him and so he gets out of the car and kills the guy in the alley and then he gets back in the car and then his wife goes it's him it's him and everyone she sees is the is the guy and so they just killed the wrong guy who wasn't a rapist okay you know i'm feeling very attacked i never raped anyone okay so i don't think you should be coming at me like this with the hatchet okay i'm sorry the rumors were that romana and this i know from our facebook page the rumors were that romana really left because she knew that her husband was in the hamptons that weekend at said party fucking son 20 year old which he was so she got on a plane to go find him and then in the scene we see with romana and her husband who looks like he's totally over her and wondering why he ever married her in the first place um she says a couple of times in a row i mean look at our marriage our marriage is so strong the blah blah blah blah because we have a strong marriage don't we marry up like oh no important and he's like he's a guy to my way dummy yeah he's like i think Avery's here with her friends i gotta go gotta boner yeah oh oh that girl's pretty um i mean she was like 23 or something really yeah exactly yeah she was like five years old i'm sorry she's very young okay and my father was very young when he abused me so when i see young people i get very upset okay so i'm sorry but i'm feeling very attacked right now and i don't like banquets you know my father he had a table in the dining room okay i don't know if you look at a table but we had a table so when i sit at a table i get very nervous so i'm sorry i'm just very emotional right now yeah one time i was sitting in between my mother and my father and i couldn't get out because i was sitting in between them and there was no way for me to get out and my father got mad at my mother and he threw a green bean at her face and so now i'm so afraid of things being thrown at my face that i throw things at people's faces and i also don't eat green beans okay okay i just don't like legumes very much okay that's just something that i have something i deal with i don't like them i don't want to see them okay so when i'm around them i want to leave i don't care where i go whether happens to be you know if i go if i go to the general store if i go to a party where my husband may be cheating with someone and i have to take a plane there so be it i have to do it okay okay um so then so then after this this big intervention which did actually get to a semi-honest place um then we had a scene of christian with uh josh or husband and they were they were doing some therapy for their their daughter who is 17 months and not walking yet and so she wanted josh to be there because he's missed pretty much all the therapy sessions and she felt a disease what the walking thing mm-hmm i don't know i'm not buying that your baby does not have a disease when it's that young and can't walk give me no praise she wasn't saying it we had a disease but they just thought it's a fucking physical therapy you know i didn't walk till i was two i laid my ass down and i rolled i didn't even crawl i would roll and my parents don't make fun of me and guess what i still do it now the fact that i've really made nothing of myself at this point in my life i don't know if that had to do with me rolling around on the floor and never learning how to walk but i don't think it's a disease and i think it's silly that we're sitting here feeling sorry for some woman whose baby's not walking yet i mean that baby is a little and the reason she's really upset is because that baby is fat i said it there i said it the baby is fat well i mean i don't know i don't know what the timeline is for a baby when a baby should walk when it shouldn't walk i don't really have any bones with the with the getting a therapist in there um but it was interesting because um i actually was talking with our friend lisa timmons about this this morning my point of view was like gosh that guy josh is such an asshole christen is a nag for sure but josh is an asshole and but then christen and but lisa's point was more like you know he is not nicer at all that's not right but but she seems like a woman who has no idea how the working world works and and to take off three hours in the middle of the day it's kind of like outrageous and and it's crazy so i understand that i understand that it's a big deal to take out three hours of your day but i kind of feel like he's still a dick about it like i kind of i agree with christen if you're gonna take out that time then just take it off and like and you know here's the here's the general here's my general opinion on this couple okay yeah women when you're men and this is the same thing i was saying about that new girl shannon on row house was orange county who actually really like but women your husbands if they hate you and if they seem annoyed by you and they don't want to be around you and they're not coming home at night it's usually because you're being an asshole and here's my evidence shannon and christen i mean could you imagine having to listen to christen i mean just the amount that we've had to listen to her when someone's apologizing to her and she's like no but here's my point and then and you know he did then and then this and why you're here for three hours and then you can't do anything and you don't do nothing and he wakes up at five in the morning to hang to be with his children for a couple of hours and get them ready so his wife with no fucking job can sleep in and not do it he's not some lazy deadbeat husband he's getting up he's making an effort and then he's going to make all the money while his deadbeat fucking wife does nothing all day so i don't want to really hear it from christen that she is poor her she doesn't get enough attention you know i know that your whole life you've gotten attention because you're pretty but now you're aging and you've got to actually get a personality and do something with yourself and stop nagging all the time no one wants to fucking hear it lady if your husband doesn't want to listen to you you're talking too much shut up just be quiet but that being said he is an asshole like he is an asshole he has had to listen to her i am on team asshole husband he has had a listen to that mouth i i know she i mean listen we'll get to her her her confrontation with Ramona later but she is an ag for sure and she needs to know one to sort of shut up she's like sort of like a spoiled brat kind of and uh i i get that but he really is an asshole too he and he should have known this about her i guess it's the same as that she should have known this about him but he honestly he talks down to her a lot and he talks down to other people too he talks down to everyone and he's a real dick there's a way i understand that he did take out time but there's a way to to check your emails there's a way to be engaged and to be supportive and i'll you know to to to to the work-life balance in that instance and he was just being a total cock about it it's like i kind of agreed with the point that like if you're gonna take off the time at least you know spend half an hour focusing on it and then go check your emails and be like hey hon give me one second i want to just check my emails really quickly and then come back you know they're both assholes i guess i think that that's true because you know she's sitting there nagging him the whole time in front of you know the therapist and starting arguments and shit in front of the thing it's like she's such a drama queen she's it's not the first time we've seen her try and start shit with him in public too which is so awkward for everybody else and i think that they're one of those bickers and couples who gets off on it like he's a dick and she finds that sexy uh except when it's turned on her and then he thinks it's funny that she's just like a helpless defenseless woman who's like a dumb model and totally makes fun of that to her face and that's fine like you can have your like co-dependent relationship but don't make me actually try and feel sorry for you because i don't sorry babe sars if you were anybody else you'd be like brandy glamville and some broken ass down lease in the val uh trying to get people the right books for you to make a damn dollar to pay your rent you're so lucky enough to have an ugly guy who loves you so just stop your whining you hit the jackpot yeah seriously seriously i know seriously um so then so then after this really awkward moment with the therapist then we went to a double date with luan and jock and carol and some you know dillf uh this 52 year old hot guy right and i was surprised at how bad of a date carol was she was terrible well it's because she's still trying to pretend she's 20 hey you guys now 20 you're supposed to come on the first date why don't you okay uh congratulations uh you said something useful guess what youth left like 60 years ago stop please stop i know i was like a bad jennifer assed in impersonation or something she's just like hey jennifer Aniston and jennifer Aniston and those movies i'm like they're not 20 either so that carol hey i heard one time that you're supposed to come on the first day i've been using a matchmaker i know that makes me sound real young right this morning when i was churning butter i was listening to the gramophone and well rogers was talking about how you're supposed to come on the first date i hear the kids are really into the that uh what's it called the uh new kids on the block because that's kind of what i am i'm a new kid on the block because i'm young carol radswell when i heard the first song that amy grant made that wasn't about jesus i came baby baby i'm hitting the spot every heartbeat day is your name out and clear i just came next time i fall in love i want to be when i come on the first date well i thought it was so funny that she won't but that's why that's why that's what first dates are for come on wait wait there's more amy grant to be had yeah she likes to drive like mario and tranny i like to come on the first date give me the gift of coming oh my god i will never forget my parents disappointment when amy grant became a pop star you guys i will never forget my mom saw amy grant and some elevator and like a cabin things like a ski lodge or something and she was like i saw amy grant and i mean she was with the man who wasn't her husband but i'm sure they're just friends and oh my god she's so pretty i love her ronnie do you still have her tape because they bought me like amy grant music oh my god when amy grant became a pop star and then like left her husband for some other dude right didn't heal yeah oh my gosh they're still not okay i still can't say amy grant my mom will be stopped you're doing that to make me upset ronnie stop it i'm sorry mom i'm just still laughing that we just went on like an extended riff doing carola radzawa all voiced orgasm puns to amy grant songs this is like a new level of this this podcast is out of control what i should have did but i should do a single toy i love you we have a lot of devotion in the jean i thought i should have dead well it's a little bit old well you know peter oh well you know peter he loves amy grant but you know that's just like how he takes like you know that's why he's dealing with since frankie you know oh my god amy grant the only reason she did that thing was vencenile is because petals in an accident you know i mean it hurt every change to everything you know that's when the trade center felt oh well you know like oh well you know peter like he punched uh amy grant in the crotch but he only did that because he's just you know having a really hard time to you know and he thought that she was a taxi cap so you know about you know peter okay i have to interrupt here to say did you look at twitter because leah leah and i were tweeting each other about hanging out when she comes back here because i said we have to do uh live show with you when you get here yeah we have to do a show with you i didn't do a few live um and i was like hell yeah bring free debt so once she gets here she's going to be here all summer so you know that means she has to be like our third co-host for the whole summer because i think she's doing i think she's doing she's doing something i'm sorry i'm saying i think i haven't watched it yet but she's doing like some kind of recap or opinion piece for okay magazine i guess it's like a video vlog or whatever about her thoughts on the housewives so we have to get her on here to do it yeah and we should and we should use her to wrangle some of her uh some of her buddies like lance bass and uh whoever else uh and that's last is hot husband yeah church is and oh turkey yeah turkey turkey turkey's and tan turkey's stand okay so that's enough so i just wanted to tell you that because you must tweet her and get her on here benjamin i need layah black how bad is it how far is that that or is all any voice here okay so heather goes oh yeah so we're still on the date with uh with carol right it was just one of those things where i thought that carol would be a lot more self that possessed and smooth and she was like such a disaster and that kind of was maybe because that guy was super hot but like she was a total disaster i don't think she was a disaster i mean you and luanna gree well two out of three luands agree darling darling um i'm not you could have given me i don't know that she was a disaster really like she was giggling and fun he seemed to have fun i mean that guy's listening to roder she's like am i saying too much am i talking too much it's like i don't know that guy's the 52 year old waiter with brown teeth that nobody's ever heard of so i think she did fine yeah i mean she'll still probably get it in you know or have it get it put in i think we'll be hearing about it yeah um so then after that was then the sprinkler system indoors oh and i loved oh can we talk about luanna helping her with her advice column on manners oh that was amazing okay i think she's like i'm writing this article and i'm supposed to be about manners and i was trying to find your book on amazon but it's not sold there anymore so i wanted to know what you thought and the one's like well first of all when you go to someone's house for a party you should always bring something glad you called luanna that is groundbreaking shit right there bring a bottle of wine or you know if you bring flowers are gonna have to work so bring flowers in a vase you know or a candle people love candles okay thanks you earned your paycheck luanna i hope they put you back on the credits yeah but um what else does she go into with luanna that got i don't i don't really remember because that that scene i actually dozed off in that scene oh then she was like well what about if she's like what if you've had sex with a guy um okay if you've had sex with the guy what was her question she's like if you have sex with the guy are you supposed to is it bring him a gift yeah she's like okay if you're going to see a guy that you've had sex with what are you supposed to bring him as a gift and the one's like well i don't know i don't know what you're supposed to bring a massage she's like well okay what if you haven't had sex with him she's like a candle luanna by the way if someone brings me i don't want candles everyone know and bring me a candle as a gift i don't want them and if i've had sex with you and you're already higher and i'm already hiring somebody else to touch you that's not a good sign right yeah massage yeah i don't like that yeah i agree but it was cute that they were talking i kind of like them together even though luanna's still getting in little digs everywhere she can where she's like i can't believe she's such a disaster at dating she's like i know who's not a disaster dating it's michelle obama who i am like after all okay what else do we have here um how about the scene where heather shows up and steals ice cream from a child who does oh yes i noticed that she's like hey she's like hey cashy hey cashy can i have like a lick and then she's like holding it the rest of the scene i'm like hey give me a bag get get you and thanks for like smearing lipstick all over that nice white ice cream cone too no kidding someone who's worked with ditty and probably has herpes get the fuck away from my child with your tongue you creep well you know now i know i'm short with ditty she's really hardcore she steals ice cream from kids and she takes the g offwards with in woof street that is some street right there girl but um yeah i love that cashy grabbed the the ice cream cone and then sat behind his mother so heather couldn't get it again yeah but let's get to the um the the big confrontation at the end which was when christin uh and romana met and romana had this very weird like bachelor moment where she stood up and presented like a bouquet of flowers as an apology and was like now i just want you to know that what i did was inappropriate i don't know why i did it i just it was wrong i there's no reason for that i sort of retaliated it doesn't make it better but this is what i did okay and so uh i'm sorry as embarrassed as embarrassed all weekend i was crying i was feeling sick and these are for you and i hope you accept my apology okay hey christin was like you're you know i don't think you know what it's like to have something thrown at your face why do you throw things at people's faces are you a drunk is it because you have a drinking problem because i mean i think you might need some therapy and some AA for throwing things in people's face because frankly it seems like an addiction at this point it's something you really need to get on top of romana she was being such a oh sorry did you want me to do romana voice yeah you initiated i'm just following i'm sorry sometimes sometimes i don't want to do the romana voice okay because it's very it takes me to a very troubled place okay so all i can say is i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i was sitting in between my mother and my father and we were having dinner and i was doing i was talking and my father hit my mother in the face with a green bean and so i was like what's this with the green beans all the time my mother's always getting in the face hitting in the face with green beans and this time i was talking and so i thought maybe it was my talking and my father was like oh my god she's talking and so he threw a green bean at my mother's face and so now every time i hear myself talking i don't want to talk anymore because it reminds me of a horrible time in my life in the woods actually christin when i gave you those flowers it was very important for me because i actually can't even look at flowers because this one time my dad said look there's a flower and it was very painful for me and i don't like to think about it okay so when i give you these flowers i want you to know i actually am trying to be a better person okay yeah i tried to give you those flowers and then you asked for some water to put those flowers in and it reminded me of when i was a little girl the Berkshires and my father put me in the water because he was trying to teach me how to swim and i didn't enjoy that because i was like who are you to get me wet dad who are you to get me wet dad and then i got really upset and then so now i feel like you're trying to get on my nerves by asking someone to put things in water because i didn't like being put in water okay i like christin's just like well you're an alcoholic obviously i mean who does that what are you doing that why are you doing that for why you give me flowers you just give flowers to people like what flowers are for you just took them out of the ground just like that you've paid someone to go pull something out the ground that's like from earth how can you do that you're on flower murder or Ramona you need to go to therapy you need to see somebody or go to AA because you're obviously a drug and you obviously hate me because you're old and i'm young i mean what the hell Ramona i was like wow christian why like like you're already drinking wine like well how could you just be drinking wine before i even get here like there's just so rude don't even think about anyone do you maybe have a problem do you even know how to do things i mean there's just crazy Ramona yeah i think christian needs to watch some back seasons and see what happens with people who mess with Ramona well you know the thing is this i understand actually you know when someone wrongs you and you have a lot of things you want to say and then they just are like i'm just sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry and then you kind of feel like well but you i want you to hear how this affected me and then you can say sorry you know and the way the christian should have been christian's tone should have been more like you know i really appreciate you apologizing to me you know the way this is the way i felt and you know it alarmed me it makes me wonder this or that and you know you know i i just want you to know that when you do things like that i can't help but think these things and i think other people think them too yeah already too much yeah no she would never be able to do it yeah well and already too much from what you're saying like if you were christian right now i would have just got up and left that's too much because Ramona did come in with a monologue like she did give her like a big long apology it wasn't like i'm sorry it wasn't like a bitch no i know it was but you know it was i wouldn't i wouldn't necessarily advocate um monolong it the way i just did i was just sort of trying to show the tone because what you should what you should have done was had a conversation with Ramona and then trying to connect and then try to sort of like in a friendly way show truly sort of like like illuminate a little bit more the things that alarmed just in out of this whole situation but instead she's just like you just do that you just throw things like who do you think you are you think you're a baseball player i mean who do they think they're just throwing balls at people that's not nice i mean what would you do if someone were a chef and you cut off their hands and they couldn't cook anymore Ramona i mean that's basically what you did Ramona i mean it's like basically taking a ballet dancer and then like cutting off all of her toes so she couldn't go on point Ramona i mean that's basically what you did you tried to rob me of my professional abilities and my humanity Ramona you need to go to a therapy Ramona and AA i think because you're a drunk crazy person Ramona and then you should go to AA because you know what i don't believe that you even have roadside insurance and that's like really messed up yeah you need to go back to AA and ask them why when you had a flat tire in the brochures that they sent a plane and how they got it there so fast because i think you were planning on escaping Ramona yeah Kristen i don't like what people like i've liked Kristen so far i think she's really funny but i think it's always going to be difficult when you pick someone younger to come into a group where most of the people are older you know especially on a housewives show it's like setting up Ramona to hate her which i don't mind i like that Ramona hates her but i don't like that this girl's just like making me on Ramona's side i mean Ramona is the war-er-erst you guys you're like well you know i maybe many things but i don't think i'm a monster yes she's like i've been called a lot of things but monsters not one and Kristen's like well there's a first time for everything Ramona well Kristen was right there that that was i was on Kristen's side on that case um i do not think that Ramona's never been called a monster i mean maybe she's never heard the waiters when she leaves a restaurant i mean who goes to a restaurant and then when the waiter comes goes i don't think we're gonna be here long enough to order bitch you have sat here for three hours getting your makeup did in my section and now you're gonna leave and you're probably not even gonna tip get the fuck out of here those people need to start filming on the sidewalk and that's it you know Ramona to for Ramona the thing that she's never been called a monster isn't her nickname like remonsters i'm like that i mean she's been called a monster like it's like she's him i why am i talking about turtles memory on these women or what was the thing even just like a few episodes ago when Sonia and Ramona were talking and like oh no i'm sorry it's Ramona and Heather were talking and Ramona says to Heather something like you know what i think you just talk too much you just talk you just you don't you don't listen and then Heather's like well i know that you think that i talked too much just i never said that when did i ever say you talk too much something along those lines don't go over directly oh yeah so i said like i suppose that according to the writers on this show we're supposed to be all excited to see what's going to develop between the young one and the old one but i'm already tired i'm tired i'm not tired i'm all bored i need to talk about something else you know what i want to see i want to see Mario scoring a 20 year old and getting caught okay if you didn't catch that you failed season you have failed seriously major fail but in the meantime i'm pretty hungry ronnie so i think i i think i need to bail out of this hot mess how dare you you do not just go whenever you want to go i am looking up nick gregory right now on the internet nick gregory the weather man nick gregory the guy that was fucking or that tried to make carol come on the first date i'm crying oh oh i think the gregory i'm thinking nick gregory the weather man from fox five in new york city well that would have been a real career but this guy does have a lot of google images and he's super cute maybe he has been in things there's one where he looks really scary but now he's cuter i guess that's what happens on these shows okay that's enough by wait we have to plug our shows plug our stuff oh yeah okay by you can find me ronnie karam on trash talk tv dot com doing survivor in two minutes i'll be doing that until 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