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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch what crap ends a show about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love. I'm Ben Mandelger from bsideblog.com. You can find me on Twitter and an Instagram @bsideblogalloneword. And joining me, as always, is my lovely and trubic co-host, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. Hello, Benjamin. Hi. Ronnie can be found at trashtalktv.com, where he does hilarious recaps of the Real House as it Beverly Hills, among other things, you should all go check that out, and he's on twitter, @trashtweettv, definitely, definitely, definitely check that out. And oh my goodness, we have an enormous podcast for you all today. There are, I mean, so many things that happen on Bravo, fights, finales, yeah, there was a lot going on. And it actually worried me that everything's ending, because I'm like, no what, no what? I mean, we're going to have the Real Housewives of New York coming back soon. And then some show about southern people, which I don't know if I can get behind that or not yet. Yeah, we had, this is what we're going to talk about today, we're going to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we'll talk about Vanderpump Rules Reunion, we'll talk about part two of the Atlanta fight, we'll talk about part two of the Blood Sweat and Heels fight, we'll talk about the Shah's Sunset, part two of their trophy show. And of course, we have to talk about the finale of Top Chef. We have so much to discuss, but before we do that though, I actually want to give a shout out to two of our listeners, Eva and Vishal, because they got married over the weekend and I want to say congrats to them, I was lucky because I got to go to the wedding and it was down on Laguna Beach, so it was very cool because I felt like the spirit of Vicky Gumbelson was coursing through me. So that was very special. I mean, yeah, the wedding was nice too, but more being close to Vicky was even nicer. Aww, happy wedding, guys. Yeah, it was an amazing wedding, so congrats, guys, congrats to two of our listeners who have now become married. Oh, so that's good. So that's a good thing. So now let's go on to something much more awful, which is the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. And now talking about relationships that are doing well, let's talk about relationships that are falling apart. Yeah, let's talk about people who will never be happy because they're awful and they don't deserve to be. And that is the cast of Vanderpump Rules. I'm telling you something, Ronnie, I can't even remember what happened on this reunion because there were so many like logical statements made, so many accusations and stupid things that like my brain was like curling in on itself with this like movie strips of logic. You know, at least it was at least all the shit show was in order so that I could remember it. The first thing that happened, which was just amazing, is when Andy was saying, you know how he says hi to everybody because he doesn't have anything else in his brain to say and he has to say like hi Jacks, hi Kristen, hi Stacey, hi Katie, oh Katie, you dyed your hair and then Katie gives her monologue. Yeah, that was well, you know, yeah, I did dye it. I mean, I did try it blonde and then I tried it red and, you know, I mean, I really like to try anything with my hair like bangs or straight hair or, you know, hair and curls or, you know, wigs or weaves, I mean, I'll try anything and, you know, so that's what I did. And I tried it out and now I'm brunette and, you know, now more of a Jennifer Aniston type of thing, but brunette, it's like bitch, you did not just went in Oscar and nobody asked you a question. No one asked about your hair. No one, not a single person asked you what the source there. She's like, oh, well, you know Peter, Peter sometimes likes to hear red and orange and yellow, but you know, that's the way he expresses himself. Yeah, you know, Peter used to be a model. And when you're a model, it's like being an actor, except in pictures. And so you have to be ready to do anything with your hair. You know that Katie, for like months, has been waiting to clear the air about her hair ever since like the first like tweet appeared on the season premiere about like nice like day glow hair. You know, she's been waiting for this moment. She was like bursting. She's like, hi, could you see my hair's not normally like that? And now I'm like this numb goss. You know, I was, I think I'm one of the only people who didn't mind her hair. I think it like complimented her gum line. I don't know why I think that, but I just think it looks better with the red hair. I didn't think it was like the worst thing in the world's people really objected to it. I didn't hate it at the most because I think that women appreciate what goes into a good dye job or a bleach job. And men don't always. And so women saw it and they saw it for the cheap shit that it was. But for us, we're just like, hmm, okay. But honestly, I'm sitting here at my desk and I went to a dermatologist recently and he gave me like this like box, you know, like when you go to a dentist, they give you a little bag like to go things. My dentist gave me like a box of like, you know, sun tan lotion and this and that. And I'm looking at the box. The box for Zulbar zinc sunscreen with transparent zinc oxide and the exact color of Katie's hair. Well, she's not going to get cancer on her head. She will not. She's working it away. Yeah. That zinc will definitely keep her. So then we find out that Stacey has quit. Yes. Sure. She got so ended her ass just left without telling anybody and Lisa was pissed that she basically put this girl on TV and didn't even get a thank you, Donning. Yeah. And I love that Stacey quit and she's just such a victim. All my friends did this to me. Yeah. Like you watched the show, right? You created the monsters that are around you, by the way. You made everyone who works at Sir Believe that they are entitled to something that they are not entitled to, whatever it may be. And she's like, but I'm happy now because I'm dating a sport, a guy with a sports show. I'm like, you're not happy. And I can tell because you have white hair. Nobody with white hair on purpose is happy. Okay. Nobody gets happy and then goes to them and dies their hair. And when Andy Cohen, when Andy Cohen said that he liked it, he was lying through his shit eating teeth. There's no way any self-respecting gay would like that hair color. Yeah. That's just, he's just doing his Andy. He almost sounds like Scooby Doo. She honestly took like a step closer to looking like that crazy old lady in, um, which is a visa work, the one who had the cherries coming out of her mouth because she looks like her already, I have to say. She does. And you know, this move by Stacey is a bold move and in fact someone posted on our Facebook page. And you all should follow us on Facebook, facebook.com/watchworkrapins. So that way you can get like a half ass shout out like the one I'm about to give whoever posted this link, um, that Stacey is now floating the idea that she wants a spin off. Like there was an article I think in us or okay or one of those where she's like, you know, it's so funny. And now that I live in New York, people are like, oh, you can get your own spin off. You can get your own spin off. And I'm like, oh, that's such a good idea. So I really hope a producer contacts me because that'd be great. I'm like, don't act like you didn't pre-meditate this Stacey. And don't act like you're actually gonna get a spin off. And don't act like Lisa's not trying to produce it by the way. Um, another thing, you know, I think that Stacey getting a spin off really wouldn't be the worst thing to happen. I mean, why can't she pay her evil to a restaurant when she could, when she could ruin an entire city, you guys? She could be the biggest terrorist attack since 9/11, that city, if they just put some cameras on it. I know. I was going to say, she's the biggest thing to hit New York since Cloverfield. You can write that one down, Emi Durbana. Although Emi hasn't done the quotes in like months, I feel like. So no, it's true, like, listen, New York City is very prepared for terrorist attacks. So if Stacey tries anything with her personality, she's going to be shut down immediately. She'll be shoved down a manhole. Yeah, she's going to be kept down on the subway for hours on end while the cavity shirt her ass, just for the things she says. I feel like she's going to have a moment, like the end of Cats, where she's going to rise up on a tire and be sent off to some place. That was a little Broadway reference for all you people out there. I really like that, well, with a gray hair, she's kind of grizzly belly eat. I'll just say, I'll just say dude, around me, but, you know, what do I know? Oh, I can say both did go up in the end. I think that he delivered her, didn't he? Oh, geez. I can't believe we're terrible gays for not knowing that. I am, like, determined to somehow make Stacey's narrative dovetail with cats. [LAUGHS] [SINGING] Memories. All my memories I wish to be vanquished. When I was a little kid, the tour came to El Paso, Texas, and my parents took me because, of course, I was like a little flaming Fagito Burrito musical theater kid. And so they're like, OK, I guess we'll take them to Cats. And they said, how do you like it? And I was like, I mean, that was kind of neat. And I was like, what do you think, Mom? And she's like, honestly? Who wants to sit and want fucking people act like cats? Yeah. I mean, cats are disgusting. They fucking stink. And I was like, good point. Your mom was-- Your mom was saucy before saucy was eating saucy. Yeah. She's like, I'm so-- I would actually love to see the Vanderpump Rules cast go to New York and see a revival of cats and then give their impressions. I can imagine Kristen, seriously, seriously, just cats, seriously, seriously. Like, what? That cat had to die at the end. Like, seriously? That cat was a good cat. That cat was cheating on me. Like, Tom and that cat cheated on me multiple times, multiple times for years on end. And like, I've known Tom for three years, and Tom, you've only known that cat for like an hour and a half. That cat goes to sit in a litter box, and Tom, if Tom was in a litter box, he'd make out with Ariana, and they're like, 100 times from like, fuck her every day. What if-- Oh, oh, oh. When you say like, Mr. Most Stoffilies, is that like a reference to Tom and Ariana? 'Cause like, that's not cool. Like, seriously? That song-- that song "Memory" reminded me of how Tom remembers fucking Ariana every day, but will say anything about it. You know, Andrew Lloyd Webber, is that like a reference to Ariana's web of lies? Uh, seriously? Seriously? Seriously. She was so hilarious, because even-- I mean, the first time they showed her face on the reunion, she was like, mm, you know, she loves. She'd just like taken like a soccer ball to the gut. Yeah, like her face was like, back pinched back, and like, she was having double chin, 'cause her head was so far back, and her eyes were wrong. And her teeth are like a bunch of magnets, like, with a pole's all facing each other, so they're going in separate ways. They're magnetically repelled from each other. Just like-- God, I wish we could fit those words and make poetry on her teeth. [LAUGHS] That I'll be like, seriously? Seriously? Seriously. It'd just be like, if you have like Kristen magnetic poetry, you'd open up the box, and all the only words are seriously. [LAUGHTER] And your entire version-- your entire version is just-- seriously, seriously, seriously. Seriously. Seriously. No, wait. Maybe there's like a-- really? Seriously. Go fuck yourself. [LAUGHTER] She was ready to start a fight with every single point she was ready to start a fight. Like, even when it came up to the fact that she and Sheena are now friends, she's like, "So, is there anything wrong with that? Like, what's wrong with me and Sheena being friends? Like, that's fine, seriously." Yeah, Sheena-- I mean, speaking of cats, Sheena's job, I think in the future, is just going to-- she's going to become one of those ladies who, like, gains a lot of weight after her first baby, and stops wearing makeup, and just starts running an animal shelter. And she's just going to take in little ugly dogs and cats and try her best and save them from getting the needle. Because by the way, this is-- this is not an insult, by the way. This is actually a step up from working out served. Yeah. This is like-- this is like good for you. Sheena, when you say-- Every part of the night, she goes to Chilly's with Shey, she'll put on her gigantic eyelashes. So, kiss the cats. Bye. That's going to be the name of her book. It's like, you know, two days with Morrie, it's going to be Chilly's with Shey. [LAUGHTER] So, to now, I'm going to Chilly's, she's so romantic. She got me the side salad for 99 cents extra. I mean, I taste a lot of that for a night. But then I was really mad, because they seeded us at a bar table, and Milstra's are really high, and, like, I just got my teeth done, and I didn't want to fall over. I think I'm talking about that, too, and you know what else they put ice in my drink. And if I chew that ice too hard, my tooth would hurt. You know, I'll take it a year and a half, it's serious. And, like, I can't see if the ice is too big, because I still have this ice situation going on, so, like, it's really not cool of them to do that. I can only have shaved ice. I accidentally ordered a plume and pom-pom, and they were, like, a blooming onion. And I was, like, "Ah, my eyes!" [LAUGHTER] I was going to try to follow that up, but I can't. I can't. [LAUGHTER] Oh, my eyes. I love the idea of her being a chilis, in order to give a blooming onion, but thinking that she's ordering something else, and it comes, and she's shaking her fist, "My eyes! My kingdom for an eye!" [LAUGHTER] How did I order a pom-pom? I thought I ordered a plume-pom-pom, and I got a blooming onion, Stossie! [LAUGHTER] Oh, this gives us to Katie, who's probably waiting in the car. [LAUGHTER] I see. [LAUGHTER] To be fair, Katie's hair did sort of have the shade of a blooming onion earlier this season. [LAUGHTER] Oh, not Katie. I met Kristen. I still can't keep those horsey's in the car. Oh, horsey. [LAUGHTER] Seriously? Seriously. You think that's going to create, because everybody in chilis hates me, just leap a window crack and bring me some french fries. [LAUGHTER] Just bring me a Jack Daniel's steak with corn flake crust. Seriously? Seriously. [LAUGHTER] I don't need to like a blooming onion. Seriously? Ariana likes them. [LAUGHTER] Fuck yourself. Those things open themselves up, just like Ariana did 5,000 times a day with my boyfriend, Tom. Tom, I hope you like dipping your blooming onion into the tangy sauce, just like the way you dip your dick into Ariana's vagina. Seriously? Seriously? But Tom's a good lay. [LAUGHTER] By the way, which is a direct quote. "Christon Logic." It was hilarious. Out of control. Out of control. I mean, Ayasi can't even remember. It's just something they're talking in circles for like 45 minutes, right? It was basically there was a huge amount of debate over whether or not the kiss with Ariana was worse than the sex that Kristin had with Jax. Of course, it's not as bad. It's like a kiss, you know, whatever I can say. Meanwhile, it comes out that Kristin was having a fair, a three month long affair with someone at Sur. And the way Kristin justifies, she goes, "It was an emotional affair, it was a emotional affair." [LAUGHTER] Yeah, with fingers in your vagina, you crazy person, it doesn't matter if you were crying at that. It's so obvious. She feels with her fingers. She feels emotions with her fingers, I mean. She doesn't actually feel, she has no tactile sensation. It was an emotional relationship, that bus boy, you know, he really feeds me emotionally. Okay, so then, yeah, we find out that she's boning a 21 year old bus boy whose friends with Lisa's son. Yes, exactly. And this guy was also going to move in with Tom. Not to mention, they showed him, and guess what he has? A horse face. I mean, those two are probably going to get married, and I'm going to send them a box of sugar cubes. I sort of thought he looked like a duck with abs. Oh, okay. Sure. She had a big quality. Hopefully, they'll give birth to a sheep, and we can have a farm. Yeah, that's the either way, barnyard animals all across the board. Now, there's a spin-off. Yeah. The real barnyard animals of Roberson Boulevard. Lisa would be like, "Stop eating out of that box, all right? Use a plate. He's like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." So, let's see. I'm not a member. Everything's, like, very pieced milk, man. I should have taken notes. Well, I wrote down random things. I wrote down, "I love that Stacey and Jackson are finally broken up," and he's like, "Yeah, I can't call her anymore," because she changed her number, and she's like, "No, I just blocked him from my phone." And I actually, I thought that was hilarious because Jackson looked like, "Dory, you can do that?" And I actually put a picture up of Jackson on our Facebook page, like that's the most derp face ever. He was just standing like, "He's doing this and boys." But I feel bad for her because who else is she going to have that ringtone for it, because you know he had a special ringtone? Oh, yeah. By the way, Jackson was totally caught in the lie because, no shock, because at one point, when Tom and Ariana were saying that all they did was kiss, and Jackson was like, "No, that's impossible. You can't just stop with the kiss. I can't stop with the kiss." And then later on, when I think Andy asked him if he hooked up with any of the married women from Cabo, Jackson was like, "Me? No, no. We just kissed." I was like, "You stupid idiot. You just said you never go, you can't stop at just a kiss." I felt very vindicated that I caught him in that lie, and then no one else did. You should be on CSI. CSI, Jax audition, which would basically be the same thing as being at the CDC, investigating revival outbreaks take place. Yeah, you would just basically, your only tool, instead of that whole toolkit, all you would really need is a black light to follow the sperm around. And instead of theme song being like, "Who are you," it would be like, "You are you." Jax, Jax. Wait, now Jax, I'm trying to think. Jax was, I don't feel like there was too much attention on Jax. This so far. Well, Jax is just so gross that I mean, there's not, what more can you say? Well, I think they're saving it. I think they're saving it for next week, because there was talk about like him being overstossy, et cetera, et cetera. Now he's, it seems like he is finally over her, but we'll see. We'll see how long that lasts. He's just stupid. Yeah. That's, that's, that's my, that's all I have to say. He's stupid. I don't even care about him. He just needs to be quiet. And it's amazing how someone's personality, like you can just, someone's personality can turn them so ugly on the outside. Like, I think he's so ugly now. And I used to think that that guy was beautiful. Yeah. And I look at him now and I'm just like, "You are disgusting." It's like the opposite of romance, you know, like when there's an ugly guy, but then he turns out to be nice and you can finally get a boner somehow. Yeah. It's like the opposite. Like then an opposite boner. Like my boner's hitting my belly button. He's, the prince is turning into a frog basically. He's gross. And now I just think of him with bad breath. You know, one thing that I really enjoyed was when, at some point for, for whatever reason, I think they were talking about, uh, Schwartz or whatever. And I guess Jack said he doesn't talk to Schwartz anymore. And Katie's like, "I don't have an issue with you, Jack." And the sauce is like, "Well, actually, um, you should have an issue with him." She's like, "Well, okay. I do have an issue with Jack." And which of course, Jack's and Horseface jumped onto immediately. And Horseface is like, "Ugh, you listen to anything. Stoss," he says. Like you're only like, "Not friends with me because Stoss is not friends with me, seriously?" And then not necessarily. I don't know if Jack's probably like jerked off or something, but like. Well, I think the, I think the best Jack's news of the entire reunion is that he is boning Gigi from Stoss's sunset because at least now there's a chance that he'll get stabbed. Gigi, she goes for those hot, disturbed men. Yeah. Hot men with drawbacks. It does make me worry about his sexuality though. I think he's sleeping with so many women to overcompensate for his gayness because Gigi really only dates gay guys. I've never seen her with a straight guy. Well, there are rumors that like his mysterious past in Miami involved having a gay boyfriend, but I don't know. I think he's pretty straight. Oh. Whoops. Well, I don't know. He can keep it over there. We've got enough of our own diseases. We don't need the new one that he made in his little scientific lab. I know. I know. Super SDD. It's like everything all rolled into one. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, it's like the centrum silver of SDDs and all comes from him. Yeah. It's going to be one of those medical mystery books my mom reads. You know those books? Who are they? It's always like the lady who does the autopsy solves a murder case. I'm like, the lady who does autopsies, first of all, is not a model and second of all, she does not solve cases, okay? She cuts people open. Well... Mother. Having a very mom-centric podcast. It's all coming out of my mom and now I'm calling my mom after and making sure she's okay. Well, I'm glad I did not watch this show in the presence of my mother because I could only imagine the choice words my mom would have for me if she saw me watching these people bickering. Like, for instance, when Tom was mad at Kristen for having sex with this new guy in his apartment and he's like, "You're having sex in my bed with my condoms." Just... He's like... I love it. I love it. I love that you're like a prized condom that you like forged yourself from your own like rubber mill or something like this. Yeah, you know that he just like took them out of a fish bowl on the pickup bus from West Hollywood. He uses this as a free ride. Yeah. I just love like that was the biggest insult of all. Although it is my insulting, it is insulting. Well they've just cheated on each other so many times. They can't just get mad at each other for cheating anymore. It has to be like you cheated with my condoms or like you cheated and then you ate the rest of my cereal. Like, they have to one-up it every time, you know, because just cheating isn't hurtful enough anymore. Yeah, I mean, and the thing is this, I think Kristen would have a lot more legitimacy if she really took Tom to task for cheating with the call girls in Vegas. But that somehow gets brushed under the table and she focuses all on Ariana and that's just like a kiss. Like it was just like, it's just a kiss, just like that Lady Antebellum song. Just a kiss. You know? Except way Gresser and we have to see it instead of just hear it. Yeah, exactly. When the truth is that Kristen had sex with Jacks and apparently had some other affair too. And I liked when Andy called her hypocrite and she was like, I don't know, did she even say that she was a hypocrite? I think she said that she was not interested. No, she's an asshole. She's like, I am an hypocrite. I am an hypocrite. You know, I love Tom and old Tom. We fuck great. It's really great. We fuck. And then we get into these fights. And then we come back together and the sex is great because we've been fighting and psyching. No, but I did love, you know, I have a feeling, I have seemed like Andy had very low tolerance for Kristen. He seemed like he was getting irritated with her. And I like that one point when she was talking about Tom, she's like, this is heartbreaking for me. It breaks my heart. It breaks my heart to see him with her. And then I think Andy was the one who's like, why aren't you dating someone new? And then she's like, yeah, that's great. It's just so crazy. Well, my other thoughts were that Ariana girl, I can see why she never smiles because it's really creepy when she smiles. She started off and he was like, hi, Ariana. She's like, hi. She's like, weird. Like, wow. I don't know. She was really awkward. And I figured out who she reminds me of. And she doesn't look like her right away. But if you just watch how she talks and how her face moves, she looks like she's being played by Amy Adams. It took me a really long time to figure it out, but watch her next time and you'll see it. Interesting. I was going to say sort of like Robin, if she had long blonde hair instead of a little short thing. I'm not Robin. I know. I shouldn't have solid Robin that way. Well, Ariana is pretty great considering she's not one of the other ones. But maybe she hasn't had much airtime yet. Yeah. She'll be, she'll be tarnished. You know, last year, Kristen wasn't that bad. She was kind of forgettable and sort of immature. But, you know, she was like, whatever. This year, I just, during this reunion, I just kept on thinking about that Time Magazine piece that we referenced last week, which called her deeply unlikable. And I was like, yep, deeply, deeply unlikable. Like, when we're talking about deeply, we're talking like, we're talking like a crater. Like we're talking, we're talking one of those caves that people base jump into. That's how deep her likability is. Yeah. Like the pressure of the ocean could like make you explode. Yeah. When you get to the bottom of her pit of likability, it's like you're, you'll actually implode because the air pressure is too great for you. Yeah. She's pretty gross. Yeah. Now she's terrible. So the only other thing I had about this stupid show was the fact that we had to listen to Katie, or horse face number two is Katie, Katie, her kinky sex life and how her boyfriend likes licking jam out of her toes. And then something about a forehead dildo. And then she said, no, it goes on your mouth. What the hell? Sir Sir Sir. So is she doing her boyfriend with a mouth dildo? I do not understand. Yeah, I don't understand how I didn't understand, or maybe he puts it on and his mouth. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Why would he? Why he put a drink on her to wash her off. Oh, God. All right. Let's move on. Because this show is disgusting. I think we've wasted too much time talking about that, but it hurts my, it hurts my. I can't wait for next week. I love the show. It's awful. Yeah. And who do you think is going to replace Stasi is the evil queen V because there's got to be one. She kind of makes a whole show. I don't know. I mean, listen, I think Stasi will try to bluff her way through this and she'll come back. She'll come back. Yeah. She'll be like, I didn't work out with a sportscaster. She totally screwed me over. One of the good people going to win. Stasi is really cashing in all her fame chips going for that serious radio DJ. Yeah. You go. Whoo. It's like getting the guy with the podcast. Congratulations. Stasi has 9,000 channels. I know. And nobody listens to it. Congratulations. You are really, really parlaying your fame to move up that social ladder. All right. All right. So what do you want to talk about next? Charlie Hills are Atlanta's. I guess. I guess why we talk about Beverly Hills since it's fresher and it's also in the same universe of this show. So I don't think really, not too much happened this week. It was one of those episodes where things were simmering. Carlton had a party with her at what was it called? Something cross like financial cross or stock cross stock cross stock cross. And before, okay, Carlton is full of shit on a couple of points. Didn't she say before that her husband is a sports agent? He's an agent to athletes? No, I don't think she said that, but maybe she worked. He works with athletes with financial dealings, et cetera. I could have sworn that she said that he's like a sports agent like your choir. I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever trust my money to anyone who's like, like this guy who sits in the confessionals with his collar, like his open and a cross and like chest air coming out. I mean, it's like giving your money to sell down at the used car a lot. Yeah, when you talk like that, it's like, yeah, but you know, you can see how she had a problem with it, right, right. Yeah, he did. And it's also not very confidence building when they're like, all right, we're planning this party. Make sure the rental Ferraris are in front. Oh, I know. That's like really. So douchey. So douchey. That's so sad. It's like multi level marketing. They're like, did you see all those BMTs? W's out front? Well, we got that from hard work and you're about to learn. It's like, I saw the, um, the budget rental car sticker hump. Yeah. Okay. And by the way, that does not like instill faith in me. You know, if you don't, if you can't have those Lamborghinis and Ferraris pulling up on their own and you have to rent them out, makes me think that actually you guys are not in good shape. Yeah, I think it looks like the company from Wolf of Wall Street, whether it's like total slime bags, it totally did it. And actually on the inside, it looked like the Jerry Maguire offices. I was just, well, and while we're on Wolf of Wall Street, Carleton kind of reminds me of a prize of what, because you know, in Wolf of Wall Street, if you guys haven't seen it, it's basically Leo DiCaprio is a slime bag, stockbroker who comes up up with the scan to steal everybody's money. And they're making so much money that the guys are just turning into animals and they have all these parties where they're all doing Coke in the office and banging cookers and they just bring all these naked hookers in and start having sex with them like mass orgies and all this stuff. And I kind of feel like that's probably how Carleton met her husband because the first time she mentioned him, she said that she met him in a club and gotten a fight with somebody over him. And then last night, she said she was working at this company and then she married the boss's son, which is a bitch. And what were you doing at Stockcross? I have a feeling she was on her knees in the break room. Of all the things that were crossed in that company, her legs were not one of them. Yes. It's like, stock means never. And you know, by the way, you know that like if Kyle, like if Mauricio was like the boss's son at wherever Kyle works, you know, you know, that like cost him like, well, that is just gross. That is just, that's just lewd, you know, have some standards other than blanking the boss's son, you know? Well, he kind of was. What was the deal with more? What was his last job? He was working for the Hilton's? Yeah, he was. But yeah, they had some. But yeah, if it was, yeah, who was working for the Hilton's real estate company. But yeah, you're right. If it was that season, she'd be like, it's disgusting. At least I don't need to live off my father at all. Yeah, exactly. Now, Carlton is just that she's an idiot. And she's. And then her fake crying Lisa's like, listen, Tyler, you were wrong. All right, just admit that you're wrong. Okay, here's here's the thing with Lisa. This girl will never learn. In season one, we see her standing up for Kyle. She's mean to Camille because Kyle said that she called her a bitch. She does everything she does everything Kyle wants to because she's sticking up for Kyle. Then she finds out Kyle's been talking shit about her. So then the next season, she decides to try to be nice to Kyle and let it all go. And Kyle mad. Yes. And then Kyle decides that she still doesn't like Lisa because there's she's being punished because they're not as close as they were. Well, you fucking betrayed her on camera like a brilliant time. It's like, what is she supposed to do? Thank you. And that's that and that is honestly, that is the feeling I got. If we just fast forward to the end of the episode, there was a conversation with Kyle and Brandi where Brandi is like, I feel like Lisa is manipulating me. I'm not getting my daily phone call anymore. And then they bond and they say, well, you know, that's what Lisa does. Like, you know, the moment like, you know, like the moment you speak out against her, then she ices you out of her life and that and they act like this is like a crazy thing to do. Guess what, bitch? If you like, if you talk shit about your friend, there are a lot of people that will just ice you out. That's the way life goes. Yeah, you can't just treat your friends like crap and talk shit about them and call them terrible people and then be like, okay, well, why are you mad? And then Kyle saying, and especially Brandi, okay, we've been waiting all season to see what causes this huge rift because Brandi's been going off against Lisa all season and, you know, in public. And we're like, what in the world did Lisa do to piss Brandi off so bad? She must have done something. And it turns out Lisa didn't do anything. Brandi's just deciding like, she's she's literally doing what Carlton did last week when she said, I had to dream that Kyle said something about my religion. Who does that? Like, that's literally the season. People are just coming up with things and going after them. She doesn't even have a reason, except that she feels like Lisa is manipulating her in some way or is like mothering her too much or maybe like, I don't know, I agree with you completely. And it really bothers me that these women don't understand that like, if you talk shit about someone, they're just, there's a good chance they will ice you out. They're like, especially if they're like older than you. You know, one thing that happens as you get older is that you have less tolerance for bullshit in your life. And I think of your someone like Lisa, who I think is like early 50s, who is also like smarter as I was general, these women were just generous. She's older, she's wiser, and she doesn't have patience for this. And she's quite frankly, probably richer than most of them too. So, you know, if someone just sees them for what they are, you know, like Kim is saying, Oh, she is just dismissive. I mean, yeah, I appreciate all these that being dismissive. Kim, you're a fucking drunk. Okay, if people weren't dismissive of you, you would have been thrown in a loony bin years ago. If people didn't dismiss your fucking drunken drug addict behavior, your lying, your psychosis, all the pills that you're on, you know, most families would not be dismissive of you and they would have checked you in somewhere years ago. You're lucky that people are dismissive of you because you can still be on TV because people dismiss all your problems. They dismiss all the mistakes you made and just give you a clean slate every fucking time you want one, which is nice, you know, good for you. But don't turn it around. Like, of course, she's being dismissive. Kim, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's the thing. When you when you go into her house and then you, and then you say, you didn't come to this thing, you know, when you have bailed on so many other parties and events, then, you know, that's like tacking as ghosts. Of course, Lisa's gonna be dismissive of you. And of course, like Lisa's gonna be dismissive to Joyce when Joyce says, Oh, like, when I tried to fix your hair, you were like, stay away. Like, all, all this shit is so stupid. And it's, it is quite frankly below Lisa. And she should dismiss them. And she should ice them out. And I, and I don't think that she's being, well, even if she is being manipulative, it's, I think it's within her right. And you know what these people deserve to be manipulated because they're stupid. Well, if, look, if I had a problem, if Lisa, if Adrian is going around calling people saying, let's get Lisa at the reunion and this and that and she called it the Malef Huff and this and that. That's people manipulating. Yeah. And Brandy said flat out that she got a call from Adrian and all the girls and they have this plan to go after Lisa and blah, blah, blah. And while it was going down, Kyle sat there and said nothing and just watched because she was part of it, that's a manipulation. Lisa is calling her friend and saying, Adrian's a bitch. I can't believe she would do this to me. You know, like she's calling me a liar. Look at her. That's normal to be talking shit about your friends. She's not making Brandy go out there and say something. And by Brandy going out there, say something, saying something, she was actually being a bad friend to Lisa by repeating stuff that was said behind closed doors in the first place. So Brandy loses on all fronts on this one. Yeah, exactly. And I think you just sort of look at the scoreboard. I mean, look, who who's who's doing all the complaining? It's like the trashy ones, the trashy ones, the people who are like, again, not very smart. And the one who is coming out on top is Lisa. And she's smart. Well, one other thing about that was when Kim sees her outside of that store cross party, and she starts making fun of Lisa and Ken, because Ken's like, Oh, why weren't you at my birthday? And she's like, Oh, sorry, I was in Wisconsin. I've got pictures on my phone to prove that. And then wouldn't let it, which was really funny. But then she wouldn't let it go and kept doing it over and over. And then she never answers the question. She just totally keeps making fun of them and goes inside, almost like dismissing them. You fucking hypocrite, Kim. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. She's like a double hypocrite. She doesn't show up somewhere. She's supposed to go and then she dismisses them. And speaking of what we're on this ridiculous invitations, Yolanda, I know rich, have your own fucking parties. Okay, like you're already using one man. So now you still have to go back to the other man that you were using to meet this one that you're using to throw parties for you. And then have his wife do everything for you for your daughter's party. What a fucking loser. I mean, seriously, Gigi, get to NYU already. Like, I don't know how many more send off so we can have with you as well. I love it. But like, Yolanda, does she do anything? She has it at Mohammed's house. And then she doesn't even plan the food. She makes Shiva do it. It's like you're the new slave. He pays you to do things. You do it. I love when she's talking about like, you know, like Gigi and her, Gigi and her friend never, never like to go and have parties at Mohammed's house because the two, it's the house is too big. Well, the house is much smaller. I mean, I was too big, but not as big as Mohammed's. I'm like, yeah, I was just more embarrassing because it's in the middle of two free ways. Oh gosh. Yeah, Yolanda, that was, I don't know. I thought when she was upset at Lisa about this thing with a birthday party coinciding with Yolanda stepdaughter's wedding, I thought that she was looking for a fight, I think. She is. She's saying that Lisa was trying to steal Mohammed away from the wedding. Like, look, do you think Lisa sitting there saying I wasn't invited to her kid's wedding? That's rude. No, she's saying, why would I barely know the kid? I hope they had a good time. But I'm, of course, I'm going to invite my best one of my best friends. Absolutely. Yeah, exactly. You know, because it's one of these things where you're damned if you do, damned if you don't, because if you doesn't invite Mohammed, all of a sudden it's like, I can't believe that Lisa didn't invite Mohammed one of her best friends. You know, it's like, she'll be attacked no matter what with these women, you know? And I think it's like, I'm sorry, Yolanda, I'm sure none, all of your friends have it written down when your stepdaughter is getting married, you know? Like, I think it's actually reasonable that Lisa may have forgotten that this was special. Even if you told her, even if you told her when the wedding was, it is very reasonable that Lisa may have forgotten that about an event that she wasn't invited to, you know, that she had about passing. Yeah. It's like, when you have 16 children from three or four different men, like, we're going to kind of forget things sometimes. Okay, bitch. Yeah. And you know that Lisa probably still sent her a pen or something. Yeah, exactly. That's what kills me. Yeah. Exactly. Lisa probably sent her a whole probably sent her a painting kit, you know, like I couldn't make it to your painting party darling, but I sent a Picasso over. I hope that'll do. That painting don't even, that guy can't even draw it into lines. How rude. Yeah, Yolanda stupid. Okay, speaking of stupid, Kyle, okay, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, please just be a flat out C word. Please, that's what you are. Be yourself, be a full fledged bitch, go behind people's backs, talk, start crap, do what you do. And I can like you. But this fake Kyle, I cannot take this fake Kyle is bullshit. And it's not likable. She thinks she's being likable. She's telling Mauricio. Oh, well, you know, we're going to go to this Puerto Rico thing with joys because there's a modeling thing. And he's like, well, good. Maybe I could do some work or something there, you know, she's like, Oh, ha, ha, ha, don't you want to be with me. Oh, and can you believe that she didn't, you know, we were invited, we I was disinvited to Carlton's, but you weren't, you can still go. And he's like, oh, she's like, yeah, like you would even go. I mean, what a bitch. What an idiotic thing to do. I'm thinking Kyle, this is a business party where there's like hundreds of multimillionaires. Your husband is a salesman. You fucking twat. Like he's sitting there probably thinking it's a repeat of the Camille thing. He got mad at her because she fucked with a multimillionaire Fraser. And she is talking with 100 multimillionaires. Let me let me let me say, I actually think in this case, I think Kyle is right. I think that like Carlton, that's a tacky ass move for Carlton to say you're not allowed to come, but your husband is like that to me is bullshit. And I think any any husband will say, I'm not going to go to this because you know that Mauricio at this point, he doesn't need Carlton's party for business contacts. Mauricio is pretty well established here in LA and he's on TV and he's been on TV for a few years now. He doesn't need this party. Okay. So I actually think you will never hear a salesman, especially one that's that successful, saying he doesn't need a party like that. No, let me let me let me rephrase it. Of course, he probably would like to go that party, but it's not like this is a make or break thing in his career. You know, right? Well, I'm not saying that he should go. I'm not saying he should have gone. I'm just I'm just pointing out that it's another instance where Kyle has fucked up a good amount of money for him and he never said he didn't say flat out. Oh, I would never go. She was like, Oh, the thing that you would go and he's just kind of looking off in the distance. Well, to be also fair, Kyle did not actually really fuck that up. That was Carlton. Remember, Carlton was the one who was a lunatic at that dinner party and and Kyle was just like, what the fuck. So I actually have to say in this case, I am on Kyle's side. Now, where I'm not on Kyle's side is the fact that Joyce and her husband invited Kyle and Mauricio to Puerto Rico and then Kyle goes and invites Brandi along. Like if you want to talk about manipulation, okay, Joyce and Brandi are are friendly at best now. I mean, they don't like each other and this is Joyce's trip and now all of a sudden you're bringing Brandi along. Like that's actually fucked up. And if I were Joyce, I'd be pissed off of Kyle. And that is, I think that's poor form. It is. But I mean, that's, that's just another thing. It's like getting mad that everyone's at the Chamber of Commerce party. Like it's just, it's, that's an obvious story thing where they're like, this year's trip is going to be in Puerto Rico. So everybody's going to Puerto Rico. Have fun. Cause that's going to be the, you know, that's going to be the group trip for the year. So they all have to like find their slimy little ways to get together and go. But you're right. I mean, disregarding that of course, it's super shitty. I mean, Kyle's just shitty. But it was funny watching her sit there. It was funny watching her sit there, like trying to repress a smile. Yeah. When Brandi was just completely turning for no reason. Yeah. Like for no reason. And Brandi was, Oh, go ahead. I was just saying Brandi's been acting like a dipshit this season. You know, she'd be getting drunk and saying she'd been here's the thing. Brandi has been getting very drunk. She's been saying things. She's been picking fights. She's been inappropriate. And Lisa has been like standing up for her and Brandi's getting pissed at her or whatever. And honestly, if I were Lisa, if I had like a drunkard friend who was being inappropriate, who was saying mean things to other people who was out of line. And I was trying to defend them for a while. And they were getting mad at me or they were not changing their behavior. You know, I too would maybe take a step back from the friendship. And I don't think that's like icing anyone out. I don't think that's, I don't think that's being manipulative. I think it's like what you normally would do with someone who is out of control. Well, also she's being, she's kind of icing Lisa out because she's been annoyed with her for, you know, weeks. And on the show, I don't know in real time how long that's been, but she's been cold and like brushing her off and hanging out with Yolanda or whatever and, you know, making it clear that she, you know, like, I'm taking Yolanda with me because, you know, you'll embarrass my family with all your money or whatever. You know, shit like that. She's been blowing Lisa off. So I don't know that Lisa's really the one that's backing off in the relationship. Exactly. And I don't know if you can get mad at Lisa for suddenly like getting, getting chummy, getting like best friends, becoming best friends with Kyle when Brandy took Yolanda to Sacramento. That was like, in a certain way, that was a passive, aggressive move on Brandy's part. So listen, bitch, you started, then let's talk about article. 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But bitches, you're all going to lose. Okay, look at who you've got. Kim, who's been on the chopping block for like ever. I don't know about Kyle, but Kyle says she'll go with Kim goes. And Brandy, who everyone kind of hates now, like how do you think you're going to win against the most popular person on the show? It's just the wrong fight. And I love a house-wise fight. I don't mind people banging up, but this is just ridiculous. When they don't even have to have anything to do with anything anymore, it's just like, come on, shut up. Yeah, yeah, there's just there's no way they're going to win this one. It just makes me it makes me likely some more. And the editors were trying to make Lisa look like a queen bee because in the middle of this, they were in there were intercutting this this complaining about Lisa with footage of her getting dialed up for a a cover shoot and she was being glamorous and she was ordering rosio around. But like honestly, I don't know. It just makes me like Lisa more. I don't even care if she's manipulative. Yeah, but then it turns out that Lisa's closet is empty because she gave all her clothes to poor people. Like you you're not going to be able to do it. Like if that's Lisa, you know, if that's Lisa being manipulative and smart, then good for her than being more cunning than these fucking bravo assholes who are going to try and pull their their regular bravo reality shit on her. It's just not going to work and good for her for sticking up for herself. Well, Brandy was on Watch What Happens Live and I cannot watch that. But I did watch a few clips because the shot, not the shots cast, the the van der Tom and from van der pump rules were tweeting, Tom tweeted at Brandy, you have a face like an ass stuck between two bricks or something like something stupid and you're hanging by a strain and then she was like literally by a string referring to her tampon string, which I forget what that was about. But apparently, she said something about them on Watch What Happens. So I was trying to watch a clips and I didn't see that. But I did see her talking about Lisa and she's like, well, yeah, this stuff with Lisa, you know, trying to mother me and baby me, she doesn't do that off camera. It's like, you know, if you're going to mother me, why don't you mother me when I'm wasted at Sir until four in the morning. It's like, God, you're so disgusting. You're sitting there talking about this chick, like complaining that she's not taking care of you when you're drinking for free at her restaurant every night of the week till four in the morning acting like a fucking idiot. And she is the one who's doing something wrong. So like, it's just so gross. And the other thing was her talking about Kenya more because they got into Twitter, a little Twitter tip because after after Brandy made the black people can't swim comment, Kenya said something about her being ignorant. And Brandy was like, yeah, well, that wasn't ignorant comment. But you know what Kenya, she needs to do something about that dark hair and that dark makeup because it looks ashy. Oh, my God. Now you call the black woman ashy. Like, how fucking stupid are you? So, so stupid. Meanwhile, her face, of course, can't even move like drools coming down the side because she's stuck it so many times. I know. At least now we know why her voice is not to messed up. I thought it was because of the Botox. But apparently she got allergic to something. It's like fucking Marley and Brando. It was she was not allergic to anything. She got jacked up on more Botox. Give me a break. Yeah, that's true. She was allergic. She ate a taco. So her mouth, please, please give her a stroke. Shut up. She ate a fat burger. Turned her into Andy Rooney. Shut up. Oh, gosh. All right. So how do you feel about moving on to Real House as of Atlanta? Good, because Beverly Hills really pissed me off. And I really don't like being put in the position where I'm standing up for someone so vehemently. I really, especially a housewife, like I need to hate them all equally. But yeah. So let's move on. Okay. So Atlanta, another great episode. This was part two of the big fight that we saw. So two weeks ago, before the Super Bowl, there was this big brawl at this weird pajama party thing that Nini was having. And Kenya was quote, unquote, charging Natalie and Christopher Williams or whatever his name was, tried to put a hand on her to stop her. And that's when Kenya's gay got up from his bean bag. And he started screaming. And then a pilot started punching him. And then there was a big brawl. So that was the last fight. And you would think it would be over. But then this week, things spiraled out of control yet again, because same fight, which was hilarious. Well, because now it was basically there basically that little woman who was in trouble for talking shit about candy was like, well, Cynthia, you know, Cynthia was the one who came up with that word. I did not use that word. Now, of course, you did not use the word user. What was it? Opportunity. So what happened was this to back up a little bit more. They were this guy, the singer was saying, listen, I want to apologize to everyone. I just, you know, I wanted to just to address the room because, you know, it's really annoying when when you know someone for 20 years and then someone who doesn't know anyone, you know, someone just comes up and says, Oh, I know this about you and your husband. And he's like, that's really annoying. So then Kenya's like, well, see now, that's funny because, you know, she certainly had a lot to say about Todd. And then that's when everything went out of control. Yes. And that little lady was like, well, listen, I never said the word opportunities. Here's what I said. I said that Todd dated my best friend. He cheated on her. And then he looked for something, you know, better and he moves up in the world. That's all I said. So basically, you're saying he's an opportunist, not using the word, which is still the same thing, just got to it. But she keeps saying, well, Cynthia is the one who came up with that word. So Cynthia gets all defensive and comes up to candy and starts waving her finger in her face. Yeah. And trying to make, I don't even know where her argument was because she totally did say that. And she totally did start that shit and have those people to dinner just to start shit about candy. Yeah, I don't even know what she's doing. I don't even know what she was doing. She was just, she was just up in Candia's face for no reason because, you know, Cynthia is, I mean, between Cynthia and Peter, between the two of them, they got half a brain cell. I mean, she's, she's done as a model. So I mean, she really is. She is, she is. You know, her ex-husband or ex-baby or her baby mom, dad, whatever, the guy, he's smart, he's hot and Noel is pretty and she looks like she's gonna be a smart young lady. But Cynthia, not smart. Cynthia is dumb. Her brain did not mature at the same rate. Her ass did. I think, I think her fibroids ate all her brain cells. Fibroids. Fibroids. So, so she is waving her finger in candy's face. Basically saying nothing because she has nothing to say. She's just talking about your bullshit. And candy is like, don't be waving your finger in my face. See now you're not right. You can't be waving your finger in my face because see now that's just wrong. And then Peter comes up and he's like, no, no, look, here's the thing. Now here's how it goes down. Now here's what's going on, you know, because, and he's getting in her face and I'm sure that he's not gonna punch candy, but he's in her face. And he said, and he he of all people accuses them of acting street. Of all people. This is Peter. Okay. Peter and probably this is them. Yeah. Oh, so he's yeah, he's like all up in her face. So Todd pushes him out of her face. And then Mallory, out of nowhere comes in. I didn't even know Mallory was there. She's the mouse like, I can't. She's like, Hey, I'm good out of the way. I got to push you out of the way. I'm Mallory. I'm gonna be here for three months. I'm gonna be here for three months. She got out of the way for three months. I didn't I didn't tell anyone this, but I'm at the pajama party and party and I'll be here for three months. Hey guys, this pajama party is really nice. I wanted to know if I could maybe show my necklaces. Is this a pajama party trunk show? Hey, look what I could do with the garbage tie. Hey, I could put a garbage tie to make it into a neck necklace and sell it at the Bailey agency. I don't know. I don't know why in my version of her. She's always introducing herself. And you know, I mean, of course, we're suspecting that Mallory is just auditioning for the show by even being there, right? But she has no personality. So she couldn't be on the show. Because that's one thing that they don't require brains or talent, but they do require personality, which she does not have. So I guess she tried to make her move, which is the only thing I can think of, by pushing candy and Todd, like to start a fight. So then candy goes into a realm we've never seen, which goes into mama joys mode. Now we see the mama joys in candy. Yeah, for sure. Like basically, the metaphorical stiletto came off the heel and was in her hand. She was ready to finish my face. That is wrong. That is wrong. He went cuckoo. She went absolutely bizarre. And I loved it. You know, I love candy. And good for her. Good for her for yelling at those morons. Like it's about time someone really yelled at Peter. Yeah. I mean, what the hell does he think he's doing? And all these people, it's like, they're trying to ruin a relationship. And they're like, what would we do? Like you're actively on television purposely trying to ruin my relationship. Like for no reason. And then you wonder why I'm mad at you. Yeah. And by the way, Peter talks to women is so condescending. It's insulting. I actually, it gives me the creeps. He's so like, you know, he always, he talks in this way. Like the women are just idiots. He'll be the one be like, which one have a conversation here? Like, now you all need to settle down. We're trying to talk man to man as if like the women are so crazy and so stupid, which is actually true. But still, like he almost, it's like he doesn't give them any benefits. Well, if he didn't act like a total baby, I mean, when when Greg was having problems with Nini, I think this was on the Nini wedding show, Greg Greg's like, well, you know, Nini's mad at me. And I don't know what to do about Nini. And Peter's like, listen man, here's what you want to hear. You're the only thing that matter. You're the only thing I love. And then you fuck up. That's like basically his advice. So then on the Atlanta show, like two weeks later, Cynthia's like, Peter, I do not appreciate how you just went and bought a building without my permission. He's like, I can't take this. This ain't fair. I don't want to live like this. This is bullshit. I need my own place. Listen to your own advice, you fucking idiot. So yeah, it's hard to listen to Peter because Peter acts like the sensible one. It's like you've been married a zillion times your eyes are bloodshot because you're high right now. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, get out of your bathrobe. Get out of your bathrobe Uncle Ben. He didn't even know it was a pajama party. He just showed up in a bath. Yeah, that's something you're just like, it works out really well for him this time. Like, why everybody dressed like me? So yeah, so the big fight happened. And then we get to see, like, yeah, I was gonna say then, like, I think the next thing was pretty much like, it was like the post game, right? Yeah, it was where everybody was talking about their version of the fight, which, you know, this show is very, very good at how they how they piece it all together because that shit was hilarious because everybody has a different story. And I have to say, Candy actually had the exact right story. She was right. Yeah, she got it right because she's, you know, because she's a smart cookie and she pays attention to things and she knows she understands things. She did not exaggerate anything. She did not try and make herself look innocent. And they, you know, the editors were sure to put in scenes so that we know who's lying and who's not. And Candy was telling, everything Candy said was absolutely true. And I love that even the people surrounding Candy are like, well, you lost control. You have to apologize. That's it. Yeah, you know, because no one else has any kind of relationship like that, a truthful relationship, a mature relationship. And she was like, and by the way, and Candy realized that she was like, you're right. And she gathered everyone together. Meanwhile, everyone else that they're in different places, they just have enablers that are like, you did the right thing, you did the right thing, you know, and I mean, I got that too. When you're in a big fight, you do want some people to kind of like, make you feel better. But at the same time, no one's even saying, well, you know, you may have played a role in this fight. Maybe you should apologize because you did help in the escalation of this. No one ever says anything like that. And they should. Yeah. Well, she's the only one who seems to have like a real relationship with all those people. Well, I loved when Kenya's gay Brandon came over, and he's like all dramatic showing his like, his very small black eyes. Although to be fair, he got beat up by Apollo. That's no, that's not gonna be a pleasant thing. But I love when he was like, I was thinking about pressing charges. But then I thought about those two children. And this isn't just Fager and Apollo. They're two kids involved. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Don't like you're saying you're not as you're doing this because you just don't want to get embroiled in this battle legal battle, whatever, like, I love when he said, I know one thing, I hold all the cards. Shut up. I'm like, you like hold like the Uno cards, you know, the cards that really don't really matter. Unless you're playing Uno. Um, he, this is skipping ahead a little bit, but we'll come back to what we were talking about. Nini going off with her homophobia is a little offensive. I'm not really like, we've mentioned this before, but even, you know, this week is getting even worse with her. And then Candia's queen jumps up with his red thing. Sit down, queen. You know, what you have to say. It's like, whoa, you know, that's not really cool. I actually agree. Listen, I believe that Nini loves the gays. I believe that in terms of like, I don't know, meaning, meaning that, like, she loves hanging around with gays and all this and that. But I think that her attitude. I've never seen her hanging out with one. What about member Dwight, she and Dwight used to be thickest thieves. But, um, but the problem is that I think her attitudes towards homosexuality, um, are, are not very progressive. I mean, she does, she does say homophobic things. Like, like you said, you know, like, shut up, queen and, and referring to him as a girl and, and all that. Like it just, it's just, it sounds a little tone deaf. You know, she does. Yeah. And you know what? It's not, let me make this clear. It's not that she's wrong. Yeah. It's a queen and a flaming red nightgown. And he was awful. And it's shut up. Like, she's right about it. But, you know, you can't just, like, if we're going to be politically correct. Yeah. You know, we've, we've all got to play the game, bitch. Like, even if you think it, you can't say it. That's just the rules. Okay. Yeah. And I'm sure that her thing is going to be like, Oh, well, I couldn't be homophobic because I'm friends with Ryan Murphy, you know, who puts me on TV shows. And he wouldn't work with me if I was a homophobe. It's like, bitch, you just need to stop calling. Well, a lot of people, a lot of people when they say things, like what Nini said, they, they justify it by saying like, listen, I love gays. I love gay people and everything. But no, this guy was acting crazy. And to me, he wasn't acting like a gay person. He was acting like a queen as if like being a queen is like a different category. They're just like this awful, crazy, like, uh, it's like a separate version when, when, when gay people act, uh, egregiously and terribly, they become a queen. And I understand that, but, but what Nini has to understand is that people say the same thing about black people. And I'm not saying this as an endorsement. I'm saying people say, and it's, it's bad. It's bad when people do that. You know, people say, well, I like black people, but when they act like this, then they're acting more like N words. And that's like, when people say that, it's like, it's awful. Like, that's not right. That's not right. And that's actually, she's sort of doing a similar thing, you know? Yeah, she's being hypocrite. What a shock fucking Nini. Who would have guessed it? Yeah. So, um, so, I mean, okay, I just was, it's a subtle thing. And I, I hope people aren't able to understand what I don't think it's, I don't, I mean, I, well, the meaning that like, I was, I think I know what you mean that it is a subtle thing, but she's not the way she's doing it. It is not a subtle thing. Nini least is not, synonymous with subtlety. She needs to be called out on that shit and cut that shit out. And I'm interested to see if Andy's going to even have the nerve to say anything to her about it. He'll probably give her those disappointed cross-eyed things and she'll bring up my Ryan Murphy and he'll forgive her. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And she's like, I love black people, you know? Yeah. I mean, gay people. I love black gay people. I love black gay people. Yeah. So she means to cut that shit out. That's the end of that. So, back to everybody telling their stories. Well, Candy is basically telling her, she has a very mature version. Phaedra comes in and she's just trying not to let loose on Apollo because we've heard Phaedra, you know, when she thinks her mic is off, how she really talks to Apollo. Why you talk that bitch? Like, yeah, like she'll get like super like jailhouse on his ass. But this time she was being really like quiet and just waiting to see what he had to say. And he's like, well, here's what happened. I was sitting on the couch and then he came. I was bending over the time of my shoe and then he looked like he had rage. So I hit him. I don't really know what happened. But, you know, like, I was trying to, I was trying to break it up. I was trying to break it up. And then he tried to punch me and then, I don't know, I guess maybe I hit him. I don't know. Maybe I can, I don't know. I love you though. Really? And then they show, they show the clip of him just like starting to lay into Brandon and then punching him while he was on the couch. Well, really classy, dude. So then we see the other version, which is, oh, well, we don't see Kenya's full version until later. But when we do see Kenya's version, it's hilarious because Kenya is actually so crazy that no one will be on her side, no matter what happens. And I don't blame them because Kenya is legit crazy. But in this case, she was actually telling me true. Yeah. She's like, I was walking across to talk to, to talk to Mallory, the husband, or whoever, the husband came up, the husband came up and grabbed my arm. And I said, don't touch me. And they're like, no, he didn't grab your arm. He never touched you. He never grabbed you. He just put his hands up to stop you. And by the way, that's Kenya was right and wrong because she was right in that she did just walk over. And then I do think that he just tried to stop her. But I did, I loved how Portia, of all the stories, the one that was the most incorrect was Portia's. Portia's like, from my vantage point, he did not let a hand. And then they showed like footage of his hand, like firmly clasped around Kenya's arm. It's like, a lot of them, the one that's completely incorrect is Portia's. Yeah, it's like, Portia, please don't be a witness for anything ever. Okay. This person will go to jail. So the big fight, basically, let's face it, that entire fight was Nini's file. She brings all these people together. She knows all the shit they're talking about with the husbands. And she just starts saying it and she would have gone over everybody's shit had it not blown up. And now she's like, well, my feelings are her. This really, this really has me low. And I'm like, you should feel low because you are fucking low. I mean, that is low what you did. It's like you're trying to break up people and trying to cause all this shit. And then just sit back. Yeah. And of all the people who are impacted by this, Nini is the least of the one that she's the one who was the least impacted. Okay. Of course. So she's gonna deflect and blame Kenya. I feel worse for the waiters that were there. Those like half-naked waiters who like you would see and as they're everyone was throwing me out, you see them like cowering in the corner being like, what did I sign up for? I know. They're like, I was just supposed to masturbate publicly sign up for bruises. And I love that the entire crew had to get into it because, you know, the crew, no matter what happens on these shows, you don't see the crew. Like it's very rare that you see the crew. This time there's like 50 people suddenly in the room like holding everybody apart with flipboards and head, you know, head pieces on and everything. And then they're just gone again suddenly. It's like, okay, you know, we're back to normal. Meanwhile, the women then eventually all reconvene at like some sort of Korean spa it appeared to be. And they're like having tea. And of course, it just they're trying to like talk it out, but that never works on this show. And they just start yelling. And I was so embarrassed for like candy and the others because you're like a spa and like it's supposed to be quiet and calm. And you're here like Kenya and you need the two lattice women just screaming at each other. I was like, I was like, please, someone stop these women get them out of the spa. This is this is too difficult. Yeah, maybe it does not give a shit. She's like, we pay for this place to shoot today. This is how we're shooting. So fuck them. Yeah. So yeah, so that show this was fun because we normally don't have really much drama to talk about on this show because it's just so fucking funny. But even when they can be this dramatic and this much real shit can go down, it's still the funniest one. I laughed through the whole thing. Oh, it is hilarious. It was a great episode. I'm loving it the season. I think the show is is is like totally it's right where it needs to be. Normally at this time, I sort of feel like Atlanta kind of loses its lose its speed and then just sort of then starts to limp its way to the finish line. But I'm like, totally. Well, something else, something else for the first time in the history of this show is happening where Nini is being eclipsed. For the longest time, she's been the most popular one. She's been the highest paid one. And she's made the decisions when she's chased her out of that parking lot talking about her fake teeth and her ghetto cars and her past is a stripper and all that stuff. She was fired. She never came back. And it was not because she wasn't entertaining because she was. Yeah. Anyone who fucks with Nini is gone. And that's the end of it. And everybody knows it. And that's not going to work this year because this is the highest ratings they've ever had. And this is the highest rated housewives out of all of them in general. But this is the highest ratings they've ever had. And it's due to Kenya. Everybody knows it. And Kenya and Nini are now actually going to battle, they're going out it on the internet because Kenya is not going to just sit back and take Nini shit like everybody else. Like she doesn't give a shit. And so she Nini is going to actually have someone to battle her for the first time ever. And she can't just get them fired. So I think it's going to be a fun ride. Yeah. Oh, no, I agree completely. And by the way, one last thing I just want to mention, I loved every now and then during the big fight both this week and last week, they would cut to Chuck and Monique, member Chuck the football player. Yeah. And this guy who a few weeks ago was talking about how like, you know, he had all these bitches lined up and you know, all that and sort of acting like he was like, the man regarding Candy and Fadra. This fight goes down. What's he doing? He's hiding in the corner behind his woman. Just want to point that out. Well, yeah, because he knew that he was next. Like those questions keep coming. He knows he's going to be next. Yeah, he actually locked out. He really locked out. It'd been like, so I hear you have a small penis. And second of all, what's up with you and Candy and Fadra? Are we done with this one? We are done. Done though. We are done with real housewives of Atlanta. Thank you. All right. We still have a lot more craziness, which goes directly into Blood, Sweat and Heels. This show, I love this show. And there was plenty of craziness on display. Thanks to Micah, our favorite drunkard of Sunday nights, who showed up at the Hamptons at Bree's house. She wasted off her ass, which normally would say, oh, well, her dad just died, but she's always wasted. And she shows up and Bree, this girl Bree, she's like, she's like the pertypical, prissy, rich girl. She's the one when there's like an 80s teen movie and the girl has the party and everyone crashes their house. She's like, you guys, it's my parent's house. I can't believe it. She's what's her face and can't hardly wait. Sabrina, the teenage witch, who's not her. Never mind. Who cares about that reference? She's Charlotte. She's Charlotte from Sex and the City. Sure. The point is this, she's like, my parents, my parents. So Micah comes in, she's wasted off her ass. Demetria and Genevieve are totally, are totally assholes to her because they've been waiting for hours to go to dinner. Do you think they should have been? Well, here's the thing that was so funny. Okay, before Micah even comes, these women are already all over her ass. Like, I cannot believe she is so late. How rude can you believe that someone is that late to an event? Excuse me, bitch. Weren't you two hours late to that dinner party just a couple of years ago? I mean, are you fucking kidding me with this? So then she comes in and they're all, you know, she's drunk and she's like, and they're all, you know, just giving her dirty looks like they're just so embarrassed by her and they can't believe that she would be so late. It's like, listen, bitches, I know you're sipping houses and it's simply winded a beautiful house in the Hamptons, but it is not your wine and it is not your house. Get over yourselves. You all live off your parents and run blogs, shut up. Yeah. And by the way, Bree, why don't you just like put out like a cheese plate? Okay, the snack on you got that wine. Just hang out like, I know kidding. What's the big deal or just have her just call her and tell her to meet you at dinner if she's going to be late? You know, you know, they know that she's coming from whether they knew or not, whether whether they knew or not that her father had died. They knew that she was visiting her father who was terminal and was on his deathbed. So if she's late, she's late. Who fucking cares? You're always late. Someone's always late. Black people, the Black people night, Atlanta and this show, Black people night, they're always fighting over lateness. Listen, we all accept Black people time because Atlanta has taught us about that. We understand what it is. We accept it. You guys need to accept it too and stop berating each other over being on common people time. You know what it is. It's a real thing. It happens. We forgive it. You guys need to forgive yourselves. Well, I also just like the way that Brie acts like this is like Downton Abbey. Okay, like this is like this is some estate that needs to be respected and she's like, we are well established citizens of the community and we just cannot have this happening. I'm like, you know, if you don't want to ruin your standing in the Hamptons, don't invite a reality show on Broadway. It's not Mike's fault that you will add Bravo in. You know, the moment that you let Bravo in, you know, that's like letting in Beetlejuice, you know, like don't do it. Yeah, your parents are officially trash in that neighborhood now anyway and I love that she's like, you can't go in there. My parents are in there with friends. Okay, so your parents are having a dinner party basically and you guys are in the backyard filming because your parents won't even let you in the house. They're like play, you know, you can play your theater games or whatever. Just do it in the backyard, honey. You know, they probably don't even know what the house she's doing back there. Yeah, and also, you know, like, okay, so Micah might make a total fool of herself, but like, let her go in there. She'll make a fool of herself. People, you know, people have seen drunk people before, you know, even though you're, they're your parents, Brie, I guarantee they've seen someone wasted before and they will roll their eyes, I'm sure, in the laugh. You know what, there was one time. So my, you know, my parents are, are, you know, they're refined folk, I guess you could say and one time one of my friends got totally wasted in front of them, like, totally wasted falling over, like, fell over into a wall, like, if they understand. And I was so embarrassed, I was like, oh my god, my parents are going to be like, Ben, who are these people that you hang out with? I was so, so embarrassed. And then so my friends sort of like sort of literally ricocheted from wall to wall and then went out of the room. And then my parents just started to laugh. And I was like, oh yeah, like, my parents, like, you know, people, just because, just because you don't like reality TV doesn't mean you, you, you know, you can't hang with a drunk person. And it actually, now it's one of the funniest stories that we have. Yeah, alcoholism goes way, way back when we can all deal with it. Okay. Yeah. But Michael was being fucking annoying. She was. You know what, if someone comes in raging drunk, that's not how you react. You don't tell them you're a drunk and then make them feel like shit because then they get emotional. And that's exactly what happened. They treated her like shit. And then the bigger girls, what are their names? Demetria and Genevieve. I still can't decide if I'm behind the show. So I'm not learning names. Yeah. But those two girls are like, do you want to go to the bathroom? I think I do. I do too. Like, they're obviously being bitches. Yeah, total bitches. And they're like, well, why is she mad just because we went to the bathroom? And they're like, I don't do this. I can't do this. I'm not this kind of person. Really, but you can't. Yeah, I'm so sure. I also I also love the way how fake Brie was. She's like, Oh, honey, here, you know what, let's just let's just can I just have a hug? I would really like it if I could have a hug. I just want to hug. And like, you're just like, you're just great. You're just great. And then like, Michael goes out to the backyard. She's like, get that fucking bitch out of here. Get a fucking taxi. Get her out of here. Don't you don't you accuse me of being a bad friend? I am a good friend. I've always been a good friend to you. I've always stood behind you. And then the second she leaves, she's like, I can't be friends with her. I've got to get rid of her. I mean, she's a wreck. Listen, I know what it's like to have a friend who is just like a wasted disaster. And when they show up, listen, you've been waiting for a while and they're wasted. And you're just like annoyed. You're like, you know, fuck you. I've been waiting for you. And you've been off getting drunk. I know that feeling. And it is very easy to be annoyed with them. But then I don't know, but like, I don't know, there's just there better ways to handle it. You just got to know how to like handle a person. But those girls were those girls were going to be bitches, no matter what. If Micah came in completely sober, they were going to be bitches. If Micah came in crying, they were going to be bitches because, you know, she shouldn't be crying about a dad she didn't even have a relationship with and hated anyway. And you know, they were whatever happened, they were going to start some shit with Micah. And then they freak and then Micah did exactly what they wanted and acted crazy. And so now they can say, well, she's psycho and we're not going to hang out with her anymore. Like, well, guess what? The only again, you know, as happens on all of these shows, the people who try and gang up on somebody, no one wants to watch you boring bitches. You have nothing to offer. Okay, people want to watch Micah. That's it. And you know, it's funny is that going into this episode, I really liked Dimitria, Genevieve, and Brie. But I don't know, they seem immature, I think, in the way they handled the situation. Snotty and immature. Yeah. Although, of course, you could also say it was really obnoxious for Daisy to call up Brie and put her on speakerphone with Micah right there and be like, so tell me about the weekend. And then like, Brie goes off and rants about Micah, you know, without, it was a classic, Jill Zarin, Ramona, Countess Luan thing, if you remember that. Yeah, that was not cool, but it was awesome because at least Micah got to see Brie's true colors, who's like, I'm your real friend and she's totally throwing her. I hate say throwing her under the bus, but she was, you know, she was totally betraying her in every horrible way that she could. So, yay. But Micah, you know, on the other hand, Micah did show up wasted. She did act like a damn fool. And then even when she was sober, she wouldn't take any responsibility at all for it. Yeah. And that really bugs me, because that's typical alcoholic behavior. Like, yeah, I'm not drunk. I can say, well, she did have the best line now. I can drink if I want to. I can stop drinking if I want to, but you always going to look like Wesley Snipes. It was honestly the best, it was the best line of the night. And it's, that says a lot because, you know, this is the same night that had Phaedra telling us, that's old news slide, please move on. Like, if you can top that line, then you have a fucking amazing line. And that's what Micah did. I really hope Phaedra doesn't go to jail because she is hilarious. I know. I love Phaedra. So, yeah, I think, I mean, pretty much all that happened in Bloods when Hills was, was just this fight. And then there was some stuff about Melissa Ford and these sad parties that she goes to, that she hosts. And then Daisy doing, I don't even know what Daisy did. Daisy's like, Daisy's like, Daisy played with her fucking wig, had on lipstick that was the wrong shade. And then just giggled and drank someone else's wine like usual. Yeah, it's the usual stuff. Either way, I love this show. There's waited for Oprah to get off work. There's a, you know, we have, we still have so much to talk about. So I don't want to skip it. That's enough. We talked about, it's a great show. I want you to still watch it. We got the good stuff there. Let's talk about Top Chef. Top Chef. Okay, here's my Top Chef finale. Why don't you tell everyone what happened first before you tell your theory? Well, basically what happened was there was a front runner the whole season. She kicked ash, she won the most challenges, maybe ever, who knows, because she won her shitload of challenges. And it gets to the end, she does two extra courses to just like, I knew she was screwed when she did that by the way. Two extra courses that were very well received. Yes, but then two of her other courses, they both had issues with two courses, basically. And so the judges were like, Oh my God, this is going to be a tie. It's going to be a tie. And they gave it to the loser, who's not only the biggest jerk of the season, but he's also kind of terrible and should have been kicked off a couple of times already. It's not like this guy has had a good. Yeah, so basically Nina lost to Nicholas. And Nicholas has been, from much of the season he's been mediocre with a few good moments, a lot of bad moments. People have gone home because of him multiple times. And somehow he won this whole thing. And I was so furious. And I think everyone was furious with it. Well, my theory is we saw a side of, well, we've seen a douchey side of Tom before. It's not like this is the first time, but he was on super douche mode this episode. I mean, that guy is so fucking full of himself at this point that he's out of control. And he's a total douchebag. And I can see why he's always choosing douchebags, because it seems like at the end, he's the one with the final say, because everyone he wants always wins. And they're always fucking douchebags. If you look down the line of people who won this show, it's very, very rare that they haven't been a douchebag. Yeah, it's true. I mean, and Nicholas is a perfect example of that, although you know, Marcel didn't Marcel was a douchebag. And he lost out to Elon. But then again, Elon was a douchebag. Elon was a douchebag. Elon was a bigger douchebag. And Marcel was way better than Elon. Also, like, at least as far as wins and stuff like that. Yes, everybody was, but along was terrible. Like, Elon still talks about how hard it was winning, because people hate him so much. Like, the guy, the guy was just terrible, you know, and he won douchebag. So that's, that's what started, no, who won the first year? Harold wasn't a douchebag. And Harold was, yeah, he was a Harold, Harold wasn't a douchebag, but he's a little cold. He became a douchebag maybe later, but he seemed nice. He was just like a big foreign white guy, you know, a lot of chefs are douchebags. So don't forget that too. But on these seasons, there have been really talented people who weren't douchebags, and they get beat by. Okay, so look, I've got the list in front of me. So Harold won over Tiffany, and Tiffany was a douchebag. So, but that was season one before they went crazy. Yeah. Okay, season two is where it really started. Elon, yeah. Elon beats Marcel. That was just fucked up. Yeah. The next season was Miami and Hong beat Dale. Although, Hong was really good. Yeah, he was very talented, kind of a douchebag. He was, but he was good. How was a douchebag? But I didn't mind his douchebag re. I actually felt like he backed it up so well that I didn't mind that I actually felt like he might have actually not been a douchebag, but maybe it was being portrayed as one. Okay, so so far, one out of three, we have being a douchebag. Okay. So then we have season four in Chicago, when Stephanie went, definitely not a douchebag. No, not a douchebag. And she actually beat Lisa Fernandez, who was a douchebag. She was a huge douchebag. Yeah. So, so far, we only have one. So, so far, this is not working. So, your theory is terrible. Okay. Go on. So, season number five, Josea won. Biggest one of the biggest douchebags that's been on there and he wore bacon shirts, which makes, which like should get two points into douchebags. He was like a douchebag, but not like an asshole douchebag. He was just like so lame. And he beat Stefan. And he had that awful, he had that awful go-tea thing. Josea was a total douchebag. Yeah. Oh, he was a total arrogant. He was this, you know what, this is Nicholas winning is probably the worst one since Josea won, although there was like I Kevin too. Go on. Go on. Okay. So, the next year was Las Vegas and Michael Vultaggio won over Brian Vultaggio. So, that's the good brother, right? That's the bad brother. Michael Vultaggio. Yeah. Michael Vultaggio was more like the like the asshole. Very talented though. So, you know, but still the douchebag. We're just one of the douchebags. And his brother, you could argue that his brother was equal or better. So, that was a season where the douchebag beat a nice person. And Washington DC season seven, Kevin won. Kevin won. Total douchebag douche. Okay. So, I get a point for that. He won over Ed, right? Oh, Ed. Yeah. Ed should have won that season. Yeah. Ed should have won and was nice. Season eight, Richard Blaze, total douchebag, but oh, Richard Blaze. Okay. Oh, it's so hard. Yeah, that's so hard. Fucking douchebag. He wasn't the first season he was on, but he was definitely the second. You know what's funny? I thought he was more of a douchebag his first season and the second season I thought I found him to be very endearing because you know what? Because he beat up Mike as a Bella and Mike as a Bella was the douchebag. Mike as a Bella was the biggest douchebag. So, I won't give a point for that. Even though I think Richard Blaze was a total douchebag. No, you know what? I'm going to give a point for that because he was a douchebag and there were times that he should have gone home, but they didn't because they felt like he should have won the first time. No, no. Listen, if you're saying that a douchebag went out over a nice person, in the case of Richard Blaze and Mike as a Bella, Mike as a Richard Blaze beat out the bigger douchebag. So, the most person. It took the point off. I took the point off. Very good. Okay. San Antonio, Paul Quay. Oh, he wasn't a douchebag. He was nice. Remember that. And he beat the girl and the girl was a douchebag. Okay. She was a douchebag. Washington, Kristen, Beatbrook. No, she wasn't a douchebag. No, they're both were nice. And season 11, Nicholas, douche, douche. Okay. So, that's one, two, three, four. That's five douches out of 11. That is almost 50% of top chef winners. It's not, that's a douche three. It's not your strongest theory. Okay. But I know what you're saying. It's strong. It's pretty strong. If he had broken 50% than maybe, but. Oh, well, I would have if I got the Richard Blaze point, but whatever. Could you, could you work in some? No, you can't work in Just Desserts or Masters. By the way, I want Just Desserts to come back. No, they're all douchebags on Masters. Oh my God, Top Chef Desserts is the best. Now, that's really, if you want to see gay people going off the rails, like in real life, you don't want to laugh. Those are cartoon games. The real gays are on Top Chef Desserts. I know. And the problem with season two is that they had too many straight people. They needed to have like way more gays. The gays are so real on that show. And crazy, like real gay people are. But season one of Just Desserts was fabulous. Yes, it really was. I love, I love, did they have three seasons of that? I think I love that show. And then Morgan from season one has since been arrested on pedophilia charges. Yeah, child porn. So actual pedophilia or just child porn? I don't know. Maybe kitty porn. Anyway, the point is this, the finale, I was really upset. Nina should have won. I was, you know, it was bad enough that Shirley didn't make it in. If it had been like Shirley versus Nina finale, fine. Great. Made the best woman win. I would have been happy for either one. But Nicholas, no. Nicholas, if he was just good, it would be okay. It's like, he's a douchebag, but at least he's good. But he's not. He's like, now, Andy sucks. And he has a rotation. I hate him. I knew, I knew, I knew that Nina was going to be in trouble when she couldn't make her ice cream. And that she had to do like a backup, a backup thing. I was like, this is not going to be good. You know, desserts will always get you at the end. Yeah. Well, on watch what happens, they were both on after. And I watched that one. And Nicholas is just like doing his like little kid thing, where he's just kind of like hunching his shoulders and like awe-shucksing, which is so fate. So he's doing that the whole time. And he made some comments like, well, you know, yeah, it was really hard. Like when I was, they were expecting me to quit when that challenge went down and I had immunity and they were basically telling me to quit. So Tom calls in, to that, coked out of his mind. And he's talking like, like really fast and like, doesn't shut up. And he's just like, blah, blah, blah. And you know, this season, and the thing about doing this show, and it's like, no one's interviewing you bitch, but he called to yell at Nicholas, which was hilarious. What did he say? He's like, listen, Nicholas, nobody ever said you should quit. All right, we just have to go over every single option. And one of the options was that you, you would quit because you obviously made the worst dish. And you know, there were sometimes in that thing where you, you just made awful, awful food. I mean, just terrible. And Nina, you know, through the whole competition was really strong. I mean, she was totally consistent. I think she only messed up like one time. And, you know, I mean, Nicholas, I mean, there were times Nicholas should definitely have gone home. And it was just disgusting. But at the end of the day, you know, it came down to that one meal. And you know, we had to pick Nicholas because, you know, Nina messed up ice cream or whatever. And Nicholas was mortified. And he was so mad. And he kept like kind of like side rolling his eyes. Like he couldn't believe that this shit was happening. It's like, just like, here's your crowning. And then the judge is gonna call you a douchebag on national TV 20 times. Do you have fun? Do you think the final judging should be just that meal? Um, yeah, I do. Why do you say as much as I hate that? Because I think Nina would have won if it wasn't. Because if not, then it would take any of the suspense away. I mean, Nina was the best hands down all season long. She would have just handed her the crown. But, you know, you have to do every single meal. Yeah, it has to be great. There should be some way in some in some capacity that your past successes don't just get erased with every new episode. You know, I guess you could say by by by virtue of moving forward that shows that, you know, you're that's where your past successes. Well, on the taste, which I know you don't watch the taste, but I'm obsessed. And I now watch the British taste as well. But on those show, well, not the bread one, but the American version, they have stars. So the top three dishes get a gold star and the bottom three dishes get a red star and they have to put them on their aprons. So every week when they're standing there at judging, you see plainly who has like three stars or four stars or, you know, like who the good people are and who the terrible people are. And it does matter when they when they do it because they do do an overall thing. So if someone had a terrible dish and is about to go home, but they have four gold stars, that's more than anybody else. So they're going to stay, you know, they're not going to send somebody good home over somebody terrible. I like that. So maybe something like that, or maybe at the end, they could say, okay, before judging begins, who's been better all over the season, who's won the most, whatever. And then that person automatically gets one point. And then every other dish is worth a point or something. Yeah, because they do that on, they do that on Chopped. And they also do an America's Next Up model where they just they they look back, they take everything into consideration, they do it on apprentice, you know, project runway. Yeah, exactly. They, you know, so even though yeah, there may be a suspense issue, I think it's important to if you're talking about top chef, you know, I think it's important to that that where where you've been and where you've come from somehow plays a role into it. It can't just be if you just have an off night, then that's I don't know. I just feel like it's not it's not fair. It's not fair. Yeah. Well, but it is what it is. And that showcases me off all the time that was nothing new. And I kind of knew it. I mean, like I said, I need a second that she was like, I'm going to make five things just to show that I can. I was like, you're screwed. You're going down. Yeah, for me, it wasn't the five things. For me, it was the dessert. I was like, Oh, dessert. This is the problem. And that was super sad. But they also have guaranteed that they'll get her further next. Absolutely. And then they'll hand it to her, even if she sucks, just like they did Richard blades. Yeah. So let's talk about Shahza sunset real quickly. Okay, good. This will be fast because I couldn't. You didn't you. I watched like three to catch up last time. So I saw the first episode of them in Turkey. Yeah. That I was supposed to feel like all emotional over and thought they were total retards in Turkey. Yeah. So after that, I was like, no, unless they're going to wear burkas. I don't want to watch it. You didn't watch last week? No, I will watch. I will watch the finale tomorrow. Tell me what happened. Tell me what happened. It was good. It was actually a very emotional episode. I actually thought it was. I'm glad I didn't watch it. I'm not going to vote for those people. They're all horrible. I don't know. Like, I feel that way too. But then I admit, I got choked up. You know why? Because so what's his face? Reza and Asa and Asa's mom, they went to a border town and they were they were pretty much like as close to Iran as they could get. You can see the towers, the snipers, everything. And I don't know. You just, as awful as two out of three of them can be, you can't deny the fact that it's a very powerful, powerful thing, that they can't go back to where they're from, to where their home is, that they can't visit relatives. But especially for the mother, the mother who has spent so much of her life there, the mother. Well, like I said last week, the old people, yes, I feel for them because they didn't do anything wrong. They've done nothing but good, you know? Yeah, no, I mean, listen, during at the, you know, Reza was making all sorts of stupid commentary being like, all this anger that I had for all these years, it just like, it went away. I like released it and I felt like it went away. I was like, okay, whatever. I don't care. But I think it was more just the mother seeing her and seeing, you know, they were crying. And I thought it was, I thought it was very touching. I thought it was out of character for this show to be thoughtful. And I thought it was, I thought it was a beautiful sequence and it was, it was surprisingly emotional. And then there was later on, there was a segment where MJ kind of had a Freudian slip. She revealed that she really wants to have kids and that she's, you know, she got very emotional because she realized that ship has probably sailed. And I don't know, there was something sort of very honest about that moment that made me feel for her. I don't know, I don't know, whatever. MJ is going to be one of those girls who poops out of baby in the bathroom. It's like, I didn't even know I was pregnant. At this one in each of her breasts. So tonight, I guess tonight, by the time this podcast is published, the season finale will have already aired. And I'm excited for it only because I keep seeing these commercials where it resonates. Will you marry me? Will you be my husband? Oh God. You let me cheat on you and treat everybody like crap around us and make an ass out of myself all the time. I think I can stay with you. You want to get married? You want to get married? Ugh gross. Anyway, you know, it's a perfect way to, to kick off Valentine's Day weekend is to watch Reza's romantic moment with his boyfriend. And you know what you should do? You should maybe buy some Shari's berries and enjoy a Shari's berry while you watch the Shahza sunset. Yeah, and don't forget to use the code. What? Watch. Ronnie and I made a deal that every time we say our code, we're going to sing it. We also said we're going to sing Shari's berries every time, but I think it's too hard. It's up too much. Yeah. But we can always, we can always sing the promo code, which is watch. Yeah, we'll have to ask for a longer one next time so we can have like a little song. Like, can we have a five word code this time? Yeah. Watch what crap ons. Okay. Let's wrap this up. Thank you everyone for listening to this super long podcast. You can find Ronnie and all his terrific recaps at trashtalktv.com. 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