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What an inspired choice for you for this award show. I know. Usually I try and put you up a little bit, but it's Bravo. I know, and the top hat is a great choice as well. I thought top hats already had their moment, but you're bringing them back. Yeah, I bring it back. You might notice that I have this bit of hair taped to the back, so it looks like I have long hair. Yeah. But I really like taking off my top hat and then people being shocked when I'm just like a big bald guy. Well, and they're also shocked by when they discover that the hair is really just an old possum you found on a road that you'd staple to it. Yes, I spent the holidays in Texas. Yeah. And by the way, I've been loving following your adventures on your Twitter, aka TrashTweetTV. And that's also following your adventures on Instagram at TrashTalkTV, or as Ronnie Karam, or one of those. I've been following on all your platforms. Well, thanks, Ben. I really haven't posted any adventures, but thanks for looking. I've enjoyed looking at you at BsideBlog.com and on every social media outlet ever invented at BsideBlog. Wow, that's so great. And I'm sure all the people in attendance here in this audience, they all probably heard about this award show on our Facebook page, facebook.com/watchworkcrapins, where, I mean, it's pretty much an award show there as it is every single day. Yeah. Which doesn't make sense to horrible people every day. It makes sense, sure. It makes sense. You know what it's like, the after party. It's like the award show after party is there, but it doesn't happen. The party happens all the time. Yeah, it makes about as much sense as two grown men talking about Bravo shows for two hours a week. Yeah, it certainly does. And I just want everyone to know that we do have an opening musical number again this year. And once again, I do believe Ronnie is going to be performing it, and he's performing it right now. Wow, I'm so glad that we took the time to write this. Wonderful. Yeah, very well written. Yeah, I'm excited to hear it. Yeah. ♪ I should have gone to college, but I didn't ♪ ♪ I should have gotten some schooling, but I'm dumb ♪ ♪ And now when I come home from working hard ♪ ♪ I watch Bravo Gaze like a stupid chump ♪ ♪ I fly the Persians and Mexicans ♪ ♪ Who are also black and Cuban ♪ Wow, that was really wonderful. And we have to give a huge nod to Seem Bahuguna, who is on Sitar there. Yes. And I would like to thank David Foster for all the help that he put in on this year's opening song. I'm sure we'll have another musical number midway through the show. But in the meantime, you know how award shows are. They're always so long. So why don't we get right to our first category? Let's do that. First of all, I would like to present, I would like to introduce Tyler Perry with our first award. Come on out Tyler. Is Tyler Perry here? You're Tyler Perry. Oh, you mean like Tyler Perry. Is this Tyler Perry dresses Medea? Because it's funny I saw my very first Medea movie over the holiday. And it was really great. Oh, so Tyler Perry, are you here? Are you here Tyler Perry? No. Tyler Perry's not here. Okay, Ben, you just do it instead. I'm going to do it because I didn't even know how my Medea voice is going to sound. I didn't want to offend anyone else on our Facebook page who've already accused us of being racist. Anytime you tried to do a black man's voice, let alone a Tyler Perry voice. Listen, you just wait. We'll get the candy voice out later. Start writing your letters to the ACLU now. We're saving up our racist impressions for later. Okay. So our first category is Most Believable Business Women. And nominated this year is Vicki from Real Housewives of Orange County. Candy from Real Housewives of Atlanta, I'm sorry. Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Reza from Shavs. Well, who do you think is going to win, Ben? I don't know because this I should mention to the people in the audience that business woman is in quotes. So this is a sarcastic award. So I am therefore, I guess, if I'm just to open up the envelope, huh? Yeah, very well produced award show here. Okay, ready? Yeah. And the award goes to... The award goes to Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yay! Yay! Lisa! Lisa wins this because as anyone who is a business woman should know that you always make sure your employees are all sleeping with each other and making ultimatums to you about who they can work with and who they can't work with and yell at your customers. Yeah, Lisa, come up and get your award. Darlings, I'd like to thank Ken for the bank account, Ken Darlings. You know, the first time you silently farted in that car on the way after our first date, I thought, God, can I really marry this said to that? Then when you got out of that car and there was a little stain on the seat, I thought, I can't live like this, darling. And then you start with the ATM and you accidentally dropped your Wells Fargo receipt down on the floor cushioning on the floorboard and when I was giving you a blowjob after our first date, I saw the balance and I married you and I have not regretted it very many times since. So thank you, Ken, thank you, Pandora, for making me look like an intelligent Vanderpump and for marrying a gay man because they all love me. Thank you. Hey, Lisa, great job, Lisa. Great job. That was a wonderful speech. Yeah. So next up we have the best entrepreneurial failure. And by the way, I have a write-in nominee when the time comes. Okay. I mean, you get the end of the list. I have a write-in nominee. Okay. We have Bethany. Now, we're not talking about Bethany's skinny lady things because those did really well and made her like a multi-tenollany in-air because I think she made like 50 million dollars. Well, it's not a millionaire, in fact. But did her show get canceled? I don't know, but I think it gets nominated in this category because it is truly a failure of television. It is a terrible, terrible talk show. And we've seen horrendous talk shows over the years, but this really is towards the bottom. So I think that's why I guess listed as a failure. Okay. And next up we have Diamondwater. Yes, Diamondwater. The Aces Diamondwater from the Shaws of Sunset. Yes. We've also got the drink hanky from Princesses Long Island. Which gets a special element of failure to it because one of the models for the drink hanky was Gina Marie from Big Brother, the racist. I forgot about that. An extra shade of failure. Another failure, Wines by Wives. That's a good one. The Bloody Piggy vodka by Vicki. And Alexis Valento's trampoline par. And then the ride in candidate is the divine addiction Pandora's multimedia empire. Yeah. Okay. The winner is. Wait, should I tear it? They open the envelope for you? Yeah. Diamondwater. Wow. You know, I thought it was the Bloody Piggy, but look, we're in America. And people love Bloody Piggy's. They do. Although you wouldn't think of it necessarily as a brand, but, you know, in Orange County, anything goes. Yeah. So let's bring. Now, you know what? I hate Aces. So let's not even bring her up. Let's just move on to the next thing. Okay. So the next category is best display of intelligence. And the nominees are. Anytime anyone on Vanderpump rule says, seriously, seriously, as their argument. Seriously. Which is, by the way, the go-to argument for Kristen and Katie, when anyone walks outside to their little like third world sitting area in the back of Sir, when someone comes out, they go seriously, seriously, seriously. Our next nominee is Vaughn from the new Atlanta for his rules about dating. If I remember correctly, his rules are basically like you can be, you can sort of cheat on whoever you're with as long as you're honest about it. And also just Vaughn's general sentence. Yeah. And, and the way he has grammatical errors all over his, how about original speaking lines. The next, the next nominee comes from Princesses Long Island, which is Joey's famous respond, retort, which is when she says funny looking. That's a great display of intelligence there. And yeah, also nominated anytime Malibu country is evoked. That is also huge display of intelligence right there using Malibu country as the basis of all your arguments. And then the final nominee is comes from Real House House of Miami, which is to say, which is anytime you need to justify anything saying, Oh, well, you know, Peter, Peter does this always. I mean, you know, he's just trying to agree. He's not used to Frankie. This way expresses himself. Well, I have a right, um, I have a right in nominee. Okay. And that is Porsche from the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I'm thinking the underground railroad was literally an underground railroad. Wow, that's a very strong right in nominee. I have to say. I know. Right. So let's give people time to vote. Okay. We have some last minute voting. We have people listening, people at home don't realize this. We actually have the same things that America's home video. America's funny. Some video has near audiences. So everyone's voting now in the audience. And I have to say that the best display of intelligence for the year is. This is a surprise. It goes to Porsche. Not realizing that the underground railroad is not an actual railroad. Okay. Congratulations. Porsche. Come up here and get your award. Wow. Dark horse. Come in the last second. Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you so much. I just want to say that, you know, there's lots of railroads that go underground because I've been on the railroad one time and it got real dark in there. So I know what it's like. So, um, thank you. Thank you very much. I wish, I wish I could have told Cornel's child about this. We were so close. I was so close at Cornel's child. Okay. So you can leave now. That was great. That was so moving. Thank you, Porsche. Thank you for being a great legacy to the civil rights movement. Yeah. Yes. Um, on behalf of black people everywhere, I'd like to say thanks. Thanks. I think it's your turn for the next category. Okay. The next category is best crazy bitch. Yeah. Um, it starts with Mama Joyce. Mama Joyce is our first nominee. Good one. Then we have Mariah from Mary to Medicine. Yeah. And we have Kat from Below Deck. For those who don't remember, she was the blonde girl who was drunk all the time and falling on her face. Literally. Fell on her face. Ryan. She's a crazy Iraq war vet, son-in-law from Brill House West of Orange County. Yeah. Vicki from Brill House West of Orange County. Ashley from Princesses Long Island. She who wanted a jet taker from Montauk to Central Long Island. Yes. Because people were being mean to her. And Gigi from Shaw's of Sunset. Who? Okay. Here we go. Tell me when you want to open up the envelope. Okay. Here. I'll open it. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay. I've got it open. All right. Okay. The best crazy bitch award goes to Mama Joyce. Yeah. Brill House West of Atlanta. That was a, that was a gimme. That was a gimme. Strong category. But clearly she had to take it. Well, what normally I would think candy. But, you know, candy. Candy and I don't see either. I know, Marsha. He paid an image. An image. An image with a big old lollipop head. A big old lollipop head. He isn't even a lollipop. I can't even lick him and get no sweetness out of him. And that is wrong, Candy. That is wrong. You know who's going to get this award, Candy? Not you. Just like I'm knocking your money if you're going to check him down. Okay. See now, Mama, I have to come on stage here for a moment because see now, Riley is so proud of you for winning this award. But then you got to say all that stuff, Mama. And like, I don't know, Mama. See, that's not right. Cause I'm kidding. Riley told me, Riley told me she hates you. Your abusive mother and Todd tried to have her sit on his lap in the wrong position. That's what Riley done told me. See now, Mama. Riley doesn't say anything like that. She's into me. All right. Well, thank you so much, Mama Joyce and Candy Burris for coming up on stage. That was really a wonderful, wonderful award. Well earned. Okay, Ben, you're up with the next award. Oh, wow. Oh, this is a fun category. This is the best average person who thinks they're super hot. So nominated is the hottest girl in the North Shore. That's Erica from Princesses, Long Island. Yes. Also nominated from the same show is Ashley, who famously said, "I'm the hottest looking funny person I've ever seen." Kristen from Vanderpump Rules, who I believe she said something along the lines of everyone here is just really hot. Sorry. C.J. from Below Deck, Vaughn from The New Atlanta, and Reza from Shaw's of Sunset. Are we all ready? I'm ready. You're ready? Yeah. And the winner is Kristen from Vanderpump Rules. Oh my gosh. Congratulations, Kristen. You look so good tonight in your Forever 21 skirt. Uh, like, seriously, like, this award, like, did Ariana vote or something? Because, like, seriously? That's like, uh, like, not even cool. This award. Because I am, like, hot. I'm not average. Like, everyone who works at SIRS is, like, really hot. Sorry. Sorry. Good job. Good job. That was so well earned. That was well earned, girl. You go. You did great. Great. Good for you, Kristen. Okay, our next award is hottest husband or slash partner. The nominees are Maurizio from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Juicy Joe from Real Housewives of New Jersey, Reza's boyfriend from Shaw's, Jack's from Vanderpump Rules, or any of GG's gay boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. And the award goes to... That's a big envelope. They, they sealed that one very tightly. This was a very important category. No one can sneak a knot. You get it. The winner is... Reza's boyfriend from Shaw! Really? I would not have expected that to be the winner. What do you think makes him so hot? Well, I would like to say thank you guys. I would totally be accepting this award, but I really don't like talking, so I might have Reza do it, or I might have this guy that I met at the swimming pool come up and do it for me, or I met a guy at the post office, and he's in my living room. So maybe I'll have him do it for me. Your time is up, but thank you so much gay person. Thank you. That was great. That was really great. Okay. I might have voted for GG's boyfriends, to be honest, because I still have a thing for Omid. Well, I think that the audience voted the way that they did, because sometimes when you're a big Harry Middle Eastern person, it's just nice to know that you can find love. That's true. That's very inspiring. You know what, this award shows nothing if not inspiring, if I have to say so myself. I have a tear in my eye. Toes. Okay. The next category is the person that deserves to go to jail the most. Nominated. This is actually, I like this nomination. Joe from Real House House of New Jersey, which is funny, because there's like many different shows on that show, and they probably all deserve it. Teresa from Real House House of New Jersey. Carol from Real House House of New York. I don't know why she has to go to jail, but okay. Because he probably caused the plane crash. Okay. Phaedra from Real House House of Atlanta, or Jax for spreading, quote unquote, "lades" all over at Los Angeles. Okay. And the winner is, and the winner is Joe from Real House House of New Jersey. I just want to say, my wife's a client, and who cares? I mean, really who cares? Who cares? So what? Who cares? All right. Well stated, Joe. Well stated, Joe. Yeah. Nice job, Joe. Well spoken. Yeah. Yeah. I felt that. Okay. So our next category is the ugliest bitch on Bravo. All right. The nominees are Andy with the beard. Congratulations, Andy with the beard wins. We dominated that category. Yeah. That automatically goes to you because Andy, out of all the ugly bitches you got on Bravo, don't wear a beard, Andy. Don't wear a beard. You put all them ugly bitches the same, Andy. Yeah. I mean, and we don't even have any rules on this show. We could have nominated any of the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey past or present. Yes. Yeah. We could have nominated a lot of people. A lot of people. And that beard took it. No, please stop it. If being semi rich and semi famous, well, truly rich and semi famous doesn't mean that you could stop grooming. Okay. Make an effort. No, no. Yeah. We don't approve. Make an effort. All right. So the next category is most likely to return to the poll slash Internet porn. And the nominees are Lisa Haaseen from Real Housewives of Miami. Joyce from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Alexis from Real Housewives of Orange County or Gigi from the Shahs. And the winner is, but on my envelopes a little too small. Let me get another envelope. Okay. Ready. Ready. What's this thing at home? We are now broadcasting from the middle of a Moroccan fair. Okay. Ready? Here we go. And the winner, the one most likely to return to the poll slash Internet porn is Lisa Haaseen from Real Housewives of Miami. Hey, congratulations, Lisa. Come up and get your award. Unfortunately, Lisa is not here to accept the award because she is on the poll and doing slash Internet porn. Yeah. Thank you so much, Lisa. And you know what? She's finally probably going to get pregnant from that poll. It turns out it was the old person you are married to the whole time. Okay. The next award is for the best cry. The nominees are Brandy when she's crying about her talk Chica. Candy crying about her mom. Ashley from Princesses. The princesses wedding dress breakdown from Chanel or Reza crying about, I think, the guy from Iran, right? What was he crying about? I forget. He was crying about his issues with himself and things like that. He's in therapy. Just general therapy crying. Well, a lot of that can be solved with simple, like simple clippers. Yeah. Okay, and the winner is. It is away. Oh wait, I just ripped up a UPS slip. I needed that. God damn it. Rip up an envelope. The winner is. It's a tie. What? It is a tie between Reza and Candy. Both of you come up to the stage. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. What an emotional moment. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't believe that I'm even here on stage right now when that ugly face Joey who called me funny looking is sitting in the audience. I almost had my fifth stroke of the evening just now. Help me get me a jet I need to get to the street I need a jet to pick me up in the front of the auditorium and fly me to the parking lot mom oh my god I'm so sorry everybody but Ashley has had another stroke by Ashley. Good luck. Good luck getting your face to move again. Hi this is this is Erica and I just want to let you know that like I'm like friends with Ashley I love her to death and I'm like the hottest girl on the north shore and so I think it's really sad. That like she had a stroke but like you know like what can you do that and like that's just the way it is like I'm sorry like that's just how it goes and like I'm just going back to the island now and go to great Nick and like I'm just hot and I just like live at home with my bad. Okay. You know I would like to say that we're going to be there totally for Ashley Bob and anyone out there need to wipe I make a really good wife. You know my name is Chanel but that doesn't mean I'm expensive you know like I'm like an original. So seriously seriously like I should have won worst reality star and brother like seriously like first of all like Tom's always cheating on me and like I don't know like I don't know. Like I don't know like maybe you know about that like maybe you should tell me I don't think I should read all your text messages and like see who you voted for because like honestly I don't think I should have lost this. Here's why you lost this okay. Now look if you want if you want a man to not be cheating on you. You know now what's a man do when he wants a little sugar. Does he go out and buy a lemon? No he don't buy a lemon he opens a Snickers bar he gets some chocolate in there lets it melt on his tongue through some nuts. Swallows that caramel spits it back up swallows it again then he spits it back up swallows it again then he spits it in your mouth make you swallow it spit it back up into his mouth then he does a reverse baby bird feed on you spit it back into your mouth then he sends you on your way and don't call you back. Now that would that that makes no sense because as anyone who's ever worked on Malibu country knows there's no Snicker bars in the craft service table. So maybe if you actually were cast Vaughn then you would know these things but as someone who was on Malibu country and worked with Sarah Rue then I can tell you that there are no Snicker bars. Oh thank you everyone congratulations to Ashley by the way for pulling up a huge upset beating the likes of Stasi, Kristen, Reza and Slade Smiley. Three of four of the worst people ever to be on TV but Ashley you pulled it off because you are the hottest looking funny person that we've ever seen either. And also I would like to give an honorable mention to Mariah's mother from Mariah's mother on there. She wasn't really a star so she didn't get to be nominated. She there must have been an issue submitting her application to the academy. Yeah she probably cut, she probably cut whoever was delivering the papers that she had to say. Maybe she maybe she gave it to Toya to give in Toya. Toya's like I haven't came to the post office. Toya you know she was overlooked we should have maybe nominated her for a few things and it's too bad I'm sorry Toya. So now the nominations for the worst bravo show. This is a good category people this is the worst this is our penultimate category. What we have top chef and they are nominated because of their Seattle finale which was a really sad rip off of the iron chef and was just painful to sit through and we only had to sit through an hour of it. It was it was such it was the worst episode in the history of top chef not only was it awkward and not entertaining but it also wasn't it wasn't suspenseful it wasn't it wasn't good and it was also the odds were like stacked against. You know that they didn't even judge all the dishes they didn't even get to serve because it was this like best like three out of five thing or something like that it was so bad I get mad every single time I think about it because it was such a good season and to end like that is not fair. It wasn't fair to brook either. And then it kind of slid into a terrible season this year. No I love the season. You do? Oh my goodness. Get out of here what do you love about this season it's so boring. I like all the characters I'm loving the challenges I'm loving all the New Orleans stuff like I think this is a great season. Oh I'm not getting it I'm really bored but maybe it's because I've been trying to eat like vegetarian and stuff so I'm not like binging as much when I watch it and that was part of the fun I guess. Okay the next nomination is Courtney loves Dallas. Why did I get in the mail today? I hate her. She's horrible. Vanderpump rules. All the wedding spin-offs and there were like ten of them this year. Yeah. Fashion queens. And LA Shrinks. Ooh. Good category. This is a rough one. But I think the voters went with. Yeah. Courtney loves Dallas. Wow. You know what she she premiered at the end of the year and she snuck in and she won worst product show good for her. Yeah good for her. I mean for for so many terrible personalities and useless human beings to be on television for you to win this single pretty much single handedly because I mean what else is even on her show except her. And I mean for her to for her to beat all those terrible wedding spin-offs like I dream of Nini the Tamara wedding thing and the Kim stuff. All those for her to beat that is really impressive. Turns out sitting around to see what you got for free from UPS because you have a blog that 10 people read doesn't make for interesting TV. Who? Fucking. No. Fucking. Okay Ben you're up and the last category of the night. All right everyone at the moment you've been waiting for the best Bravo show of the year. But before we get to that Ben and I have any interpretive modern dance for you guys. Okay. All right Ben are you ready? Yeah. [music] Wow. That was beautiful. And that was also our In Memoriam montage. Yeah. And In Memoriam died and we just put Kim in there just in case. Kingsley Kingsley's future. Kingsley kills her. Yeah. Or she gets in the car or anything like that. Okay. Ben hit it last. Okay. Of the year. Best Bravo show of the year. And the nominees are Top Chef New Orleans which we know Ronnie does not like. Yeah that's stupid. I don't even know how that got on there. Yeah. Vanderpump Rules which was nominated not only for best Bravo show but also worst Bravo show. And also the best worst Bravo show. Yes. Real Housewives of Orange County which had a very entertaining season. Real Housewives of H.L. Princesses Long Island. Married to Medicine. And Shaw's a sunset. Very strong category. Yeah. Very, very strong. So are we ready? Big drum roll here. Big one. And the winner is, that's way more envelope. We need more involved noise. And the winner is, it's the shocker. Vanderpump Rules. So how could the show that was nominated for the worst show of the year be nominated and win for best show of the year. And I'll tell you why because as awful as these people are it is so, so entertaining. They make me feel so good about myself. And they make me feel so good about how far I've come in life and which is not very far at all. That I can't help but say it's the best show of the year. Yes. I totally, so I agree this show is really fun. I mean, I hate myself anyway and having something to blame it on is really handy. And I love sitting there feeling better than other people. Although I still feel bad donating so much of my time to fucking waiters. Yeah. I will say it does make me feel better when I go out with like my grandpa who won't tip. And I'm like, you know what, waiter? That's kind of Vanderpump Rules this fall. So don't be mean to my papa. It truly is. It's an endlessly entertaining show that shows how people can be horrific to each other in so many varied ways. Yeah, so many unique ways. And you know what, they can be so mean to each other without words. Because they don't barely know how to talk. And look, I illustrated that with a terrible sentence. But then those people don't even know English and they're still horrible, verbally. And what was the seat that's even talking about this show makes me dumber than I was. Well, to be fair, Katie, if you remember, Katie is very on top of her conjugations. Yes, I mean to conjugate my verbiage. She said, do you even know how to conjugate your verbiage? She had to conjugate some verbiage, yeah. She actually had some great lines this week. I'm trying to pull them up because I actually wrote them down because I was actually watching Vanderpump Rules this afternoon while some other people were watching and we were all texting each other. And really, there's so many great lines. But unfortunately, they're not coming up right now. So, oh well, people, you always have to go watch them. Well, I, you know, we took two weeks off. So, thank you all for your patience because that was just great having two. I mean, I'm not like, oh, this is so hard to do. But just having two weeks off from watching so many Bravo shows because I really did take a break. But now that means I have like eight hours of Bravo to catch up on plus other shows that are coming up this week. So, next week, when we come back for our regularly scheduled non-awards program, expect it to be extra salty because I'm going to be a horrible human being. Absolutely. Absolutely. So, everybody, thank you so, so much for being with us for this year's crappies. I'd like to thank all of the beautiful Bravo stars for showing up today. Congratulations to all the winners. You can find me at trashtralktv.com. There's lots of fun recaps. I'm recapping the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills every week, same night as air. You can find me on Instagram at trashtralktv or on Twitter at trashtweettv. And you can find Ben at besideblog.com where he's got hilarious photocaps and blogs about all sorts of shows. Mostly housewives. And you can also find him on all the social media outlets at besideblog. Come to our Facebook page at facebook.com/watchwickcrappins to talk to other listeners and us and leave Bravo articles and comments on all that crap because we have a really good time over there. Happy New Year to everybody on that Facebook page. We love you. And find us on Twitter at whatcrappins. And you can read these questions. Usually we record this. We're not doing it live at the moment, but we record this every Tuesday, usually around 4.30 p.m. Pacific time. And so we usually ask on our Facebook page what you guys want to talk about and we read your stuff. So be sure to be there in the afternoon on Tuesdays for that. Love you guys. We will see you next time and have a great 2014. Bye. Bye. Bye. If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the Internet. 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