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I'm Ben Mantleker from bsideblog.com. You can find me at Twitter, well no, you can find me @bsideblog on Twitter, guess what? I invented Twitter everyone, that's my handle. You can find me @bsideblog and don't just find me, follow me please, also on Instagram. Everything is @bsideblog and joining me as always is my charming, lovely co-host, ready for the Yule Tide season I'm sure. Mr. Ronnie Karam, hi Ronnie. Hello Ben, hello, thank you for having me. On today, thanks for having me on the show today. The spirit of Christmas is with you, Ronnie is @trashtalktv, trashtalktv.com, I'm really messing it up today and you're at Chime. I know, I wish I had been, and @trat, oh my goodness people, trash, trash, tweet, TV on Twitter, my goodness. And our guest back again, in case you're wondering who that lovely lady voice was in the background. That's really it. It's none other than Kitty Kazorla, hi it's Kim Richards, hi Kim, it's Katie Kazorla, hi Katie. Hey guys, hi Katie. Katie can be found, well before you even say what you're next to me to say, I'm going to say Katie can be found at the painted nail and of course, watch Reruns of her show, The Painted Nail on TV Guide Network. Actually my show was Nail Files, but that's okay. Guys, I am like, what's wrong with me? Today must be terrible Tuesday for you. I can tell you exactly why, because not just 20 minutes ago, I finished watching Vanderpump Rules and this is what happens to your brain after you watch it. Remember those old ads? This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs? Well, this is like your brain on Vanderpump Rules, it's worse than that scramble ever was. You're into a good drop baby. Yeah. I just, the reason, the reason I'm coming in a little late to the game is because I watched what happens live. So we're going to have some more fun statistics during this podcast, which I'm very excited to be invited back. Well, you know what, why don't you just start off, why don't you tell us, this is the gossip portion and we put watch what happens coverage in our gossip portion of the show. Yes. And I have to first stop and say that Andy Cohen is extremely smart because he wears glasses now. Oh my gosh. So that's really sandy on being smart. He might be saving the world when he takes those glasses off. I mean, he could be like going into a phone booth, taking off a shirt and flying off to all the terrible things. His glasses are thick though. Have you noticed that I was like, oh, he's not like a sexy guy in glasses. He looks like he's wearing Coke bottles with frames. No, but he's rich and like, well, he's richish and famous-ish. So people like tell him he looks really good in glasses. He's like, everyone just says yes to Andy Cohen. Yeah. Squeeze. I actually think he does look good. He looks smart. No, I don't at all. I think he looks better without him because he has very small, close together eyes. So if he wears the glasses, it kind of makes him look bigger, kind of like Ralphie from a Christmas story. Well, yeah. Well, I can only imagine what Andy Cohen is going to stick his tongue on too. Okay. So Jesse, you guys. Oh, God. It's a little Christmas. It's got a cold pole. Yeah. To be fair, Ralphie did not put his tongue on anything. He just shot out someone's eye, which is also something I'm imagining Andy Cohen doing in the next few days. He's definitely put his mouth around a cold pole and shot out someone's eye. I can say that. He makes us all want to shoot out our eyes. That's right. Oh, my God. So the fun statistic today was they had Joyce and they had China on who are both brandy haters. Yeah. So it made for an exciting episode for me because I was team brandy and she started losing it. So I'm actually team camera. It turns now, which is so crazy because I feel like the show was more funny and exciting with her because she's equally is nuts in that crazy voice. But that the the pole for watch what happens live last night was whose team are you on? Are you team? Joyce or are you team brandy and 70% of the viewing public is team. I have to say, I don't really like Joyce very much and I like brandy. But in this situation, brandy was being a total asshole. And I have to say in this in this specific situation is Palm Springs situation. I am team Joyce as well. Yeah, she was so mean and it continued. And by the way, drinking out of that bottle, I mean that right there and she's like, I don't have a drinking problem. And I'm like, anyone who drinks wine out of the bottle with a group of ladies at that caliber, that's a problem. Well, my favorite is that when I think it was Kyle speaking to Joyce and being like, how did I can't believe you kept your calm and you always was like, well, look, you know, I was the host of the party and I didn't invite people here to yell at them. If I were, you know, at someone else's party, maybe, but this is my party. So I tried my best to be gracious and I can just imagine Kyle's is probably looking at me like, I don't understand this concept of graciousness. What? Say how it works again. Aren't you supposed to invite people over and then have your friends attack them? Maybe that's what it is. Yeah. Exactly. I have some creep from Arizona, yeah, come and bash everybody for you. That's Kyle's, that's Kyle's politeness. Yeah. But I liked it. Brandy said she doesn't have a drinking problem. She has a drinking solution. Yeah, that was a funny line, although it was very much like a drag queen line, you know. Yeah, it was like from the, it was from like the drag queen bumper sticker store. It was like a reject from Saxon City, I would tell you though, that is, that was my favorite line. And there was only one time that I actually felt bad for Brandy when the whole thing happened with her dog. And by the way, they never found Chica Chica. Oh, wow. Well, let's, let's, it probably ran away shit on somebody's carpet and they killed it. Well, oh, oh, I feel bad. You know, to be fair, I, that was the one part I did get a little teary eyed because I was thinking about that my dogs and I thought, my God, that's so horrible and her kids and when her kids are gone, she doesn't have her dogs. And so that did upset me a little bit, but it reminded me of remember when she made that comment about Sheena knocking out her teeth. And she was like, and they kept replaying it on all the colors. Yeah. I hate to use that, but you know what, bitch, karma works in mysterious ways. So maybe you shouldn't be such a drunken hooker, making all these blatantly rude statements about people and your dog gets taken, but nothing else does, you know, it's like, karma. That's the only time I felt bad for Brandy. The rest of it, she should look back at that and learn something from this. Honestly, it was embarrassing. Well, and I also liked how she, well, let's just jump into our Beverly Hills coverage. If we have more gossip, we'll get to it later in the episode. But I liked also how she immediately blamed her assistant. She's like, there's this second time this week that like the dogs have gone missing on your. Wow. But that was totally the assistant. Okay. This is what happened. The assistant left the damn door open again and the dog ran away and the assistant was afraid of getting in trouble. So she broke the bathroom window and said, I mean, who's going to break into that house because it looks like Bob Barker lives there. It's like, who wants like 1970s appliances and empty bottles of like Boone's farm lying around. Yeah, it's like an old gift that Phyllis Diller left on the on the stoop 20 years ago. Who wants an ironing board? Nothing was stolen. Do you know that? Exactly. Yeah. So she, that assistant was just trying to like cover, you know, and say, Oh, well, someone broken and stole that old leaky ass dog. I'm so sure. I think that she left that door open and the dog ran all the way to Leanne's house. Oh, that's obviously that should be who are really it's the end probably have the assistant on the payroll. Oh, PS, I need to say this really quickly before we continue because it's the funniest thing ever on on Watch What Happens. They had this like crazy Queenie bartender named mom. I'm not sure who this person is, but when they made a comment about brandy and they were like, do you think they asked China? Do you think that brandy will ever just get over the fact that you slept with her husband and she goes, you know, when she should get over it's been years and it's like beating the dead horse in the middle of the room and it cuts to this Queenie bartender and sunglasses and a wig and he goes, Oh, honey, you know, I would have slept with him those dimples. Yeah, you were in next in line. Mom. I know. Oh, my God. I was, I was laughing so hysterically. Like, I mean, I'm sorry. I used to read. It's totally hot. You're right. Who wouldn't sleep? And if she never gets over it, whatever, there's a lot of things that Brandi needs to get over because she talks a lot of big game. She's the Kyle and she's she's the Miss know it all above her for buddy. Yolanda Foster, who I she's the one I hate them all stuff. Well, you know, if I were brandy, I might be hitting the bottle, too, because you know what? You have this hot ex-husband and you know, he decides to shack up with trashy Sheena and then manish land rhymes. I mean, that's like tough. It's like it's like I'm a model. What can I? It's like I'm a model here. Yeah, it's not good enough. You have to go for the like the I feel like really hot guys tend to fall into that trap. Like they don't understand how hot they are maybe. I don't know what it is, but there are so many hot guys with homely chicks, right? Right. Oh my God. Exactly. Sometimes I'm like, I don't understand. Do they not know that there's hotter women out there? Yeah, like when you see a woman with like some old man, you're like, Oh, well, he's got a good job. You know, it's just kind of natural, you know, that's very American, but when you see like a model with the homely girl, it's like, is it mommy issue? What is it? Yeah. What is it? Look at Tom and Katie. That's all I'm saying. Tom and Katie. Shit. Kristen, who's Kristen? Who's that? From Vanderpump Rules. Look at those. Oh, I for some reason. Oh, I thought you meant Tom, since you said Tom and Katie, I thought Tom Cruise, I mean changed to Kristen. I was like, wait, is it like Kristen Chenoweth, because that would actually make sense. Oh my God. Okay. The reason is that I won't say it because I don't want to get sued. Look at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. So she's pretty. Katie Holmes is pretty. Like that. I don't think that's, I don't think that's like Leanne Rimes and Eddie Cyprian. No. I'm sorry. It's just a really tired actress. She was like acting as hard. I've been doing this since I was like 14. I just want to relax. My agent called me, told me if I was married to Tom Cruise for five years, I'd have hundreds of millions of dollars and never have to do anything again. And she took it. Yeah. Okay. So back to Beverly Hills. So why don't we rewind a little bit and start at the top of the episode. Okay. Now this week, I promised to take notes and I took notes for Atlanta and I took a whole bunch of notes for Vanderpump Rules, but I only made one note about Beverly Hills. Me too. One note. I'm looking at them. All right. But my note is not ready yet. So I'm just warning you. I'm going to say something when it's time for me to share my notes. But for right now, the episode began back at that dinner table where Brandy was drunk and they're all sitting around the table and they were having to fight over who should butt in and who should butt out and who is on a team. Correct. Yes. And Yolanda was ridiculous and acted like an asshole. Yeah. Well, that's sort of her. That's sort of the way she is. That's like, that's her thing. Her lifestyle grand is just to be an asshole. Oh my God. Wait. Were you guys the ones that told me that she was doing this, that David made a comment like she's going doing this to get her own show? One of you guys shared an article last week. Yeah. I don't know if she did. If you're, I heard that from you and not from some trash rag is according to Yolanda's terms. You heard it from a trashy podcast. Yeah. Well, we could be like Vanderpump rules where we create a rumor and then forget that we created it and then pass it along. Okay. Here's one of my favorite. Let's talk about just our favorite things because let's face it Beverly Hills is almost just boring as your hostel. So my am. No, this episode. What are you talking about? This episode was so entertaining. Oh my God. His veggies are trying so hard to fight about things. They have a thing to talk about, they don't know each other. They're like, Lisa and Yolanda need to just check into shady pints already. Those two are acting like even getting out of bed in the morning. I mean, granted, Yolanda has that Lyme disease or whatever that is bullshit. Can I just tell you something? You don't die from Lyme disease. She's acting like she has a terminal fucking tumor. She got bit by a tick and she's a little bit tired. Okay. Give me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That is like someone who gets hit on a bicycle and then buys a motorcycle like why are you trying to buy another horse, damn it? You got bit by taking the purse, but you should put that horse down and use it to make glue that you can glue science to the neighborhood warning people not to ride horses because they'll get Lyme disease. Well, she's like, well, we only have two horses. So you know, what sort of households can we have? Can I have only two horses? We have to get that. Oh, that means only two horses. We need the horse to carry the lemons. I think it's the lemons. I'm telling you, if she wasn't out there trying to impress everyone with her fucking lemons, she wouldn't have been bitten by a tick and PS do the statistics. I'm sorry to all you Lyme disease sufferers out there, but we all know if you're going to have some disease of all the diseases, it's either you're going to have acid reflux or Lyme disease. Those are the two that like you can you would actually die from acid reflux before you die from Lyme disease. Okay. I'm actually Lyme disease. I mean, look, let's face it. You get to sleep. You get to sleep all day. Yeah. The disease can actually it actually can really, really fuck you up, but the way it really, really fucked you up, like, I mean, I don't know, I'm not going to weigh in on it because I have no idea what's going on with your life in her body, but it's like the thing is she does use it as a little bit as a crush. Like when she when she said earlier, like, well, you know, when I had the Lyme disease, I couldn't think of the right words, we're just called her an asshole, but that's not really what I was thinking. I'm like, no, no, you can't. No, no, it doesn't work that way. You can't blame your dumb, your dumb phrases on that. Here's another thing when she's like, you know, every day, it's like, it's like a fight for my life. I'm like, you have fucking Lyme disease, you didn't have your legs cut off in a war. You know, you know, it'll help you, it'll help you fight in that, in that fight for life to have a proper meal instead of the master cleanse for five months straight. You know what? That's probably what making is making you so exhausted. Stop drinking your fucking lemon water with sprinkles of tea. The tick. Don't get yourself a steak. Meanwhile, there's like a tick lying somewhere in like a tick hospital. That's like, ugh, I'd bitten this one woman and all I got was kind of pepper maple syrup and lemon juice. I think I'm going to die. She did more damage to that tick than the tick did. The tick is dying of the master cleanse dizzy. By the way, and I'm imagining the tick hospital to look like season two of Down Abbey, and I, you know, like it's a converted old mansion, and Edith is like tending to a tick and falling in love with it. Yeah, she's like falling in love with the tick that has his face burnt off. It's a very romantic place, the tick hospital, I would, by the way, I would watch tick hospital in a heartbeat. I only see through a doily shirt from 1983 because I have Lyme disease. Yeah, that's another thing. Enough with your fucking lace shirt and your terrible hairstyle. I like her hair. I like her hair. No, you don't. I do. I do. I actually do like her hair, everyone. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to be the voice of Descent, but you know, when I'm a blonde and coming from one blind to another, she needs to stop wearing it. So slicked back. Her face doesn't read well for that. Either put it in a bun, throw some curls in there. The only time it looks good is when it's in a side bun and her bangs are swept over to the side. Oh, I like that. But when it's greased back, Heidi Klum is the only person I can pull that look off. That's it. Just the Klum said. Well, much, much like, uh, much like Kyle and Yolanda, we'll have to agree to disagree. Okay. So, oh, yeah. I love that. I love when Yolanda suddenly turns nice because you know that she's going to even be more evil. Oh, I know. Yeah. Okay. Kyle, you know what? Let us stop fighting because you have a lot on your plate. I know. Look how full your plate is. I mean, literally look at your plate. There's so much food on it. Do you need all that food on your plate? Do you have a drink, Kyle, and pepper with lemon? You should, because there's a lot of food on your plate, fatty, matty, little bun, fatty. She does have, she does have the most hardy way of, um, saying, really disagree, which is fight, fight, fight. And then she decides, okay, well, you know, I feel for you and I just want the best for you and your family because you're going through a lot of things, like all those allegations that are probably true about your husband. Yeah. Don't want to hurt your feelings when your husband is getting hand jobs from trannies and alleys. And then he's sucking transexual lewinas. I'm so sorry, let's not talk about it anymore. So your husband can have time to suck on men's wienas who well in stick. Oh my gosh. That's pretty much the way it went. But then the best, oh, and then of course in the middle of it, Kim is trying to say something and well, there's a little bit of a holdover from last episode. Lisa's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just, no, no, just leave it alone. Kim, and Kim's like, one note, that brings me to my one note about Real Housewives. And here it is. Thank you, Ben, for that fabulous segue. Okay. And it goes just like this. Lisa goes to shut the door because Kim wants to publicly use the bathroom with the cameras. So she shuts the door, cut to crazy Kim saying, okay, okay, fine. You can't shut me up. Oh no, you're going to shut the door in my face? No, she's not shutting you out crazy. Shutting the door. I know. This was preceded by Lisa and Kyle having a very serious conversation because Kyle runs away from the table crying because Brandy's being mean to her. So everybody's coming up to hug Kyle and tell them that's okay, that her husband likes like drag queen wiener and Lisa comes up, she's like telling telling you now, sorry about your husband. And then Kim comes hopping into the screen going, hey, I'm a panty there and a lot. Jumping around, trying to pull her as I put it in my recap, she can find on Trash Talk TV. She's trying to pull her BBDs out of her meat origami like this jumping around. Oh my God, what the hell are you going to get it at? Then she goes into the bathroom and you just hear Lisa go, we don't need to see that darling. And she closes the door because you know that Kim was sitting there on the floor with her ankles behind her head trying to figure out what's up her kooter. You just know she wants. Well, here's the thing. I just think that if Lisa who's the oldest doesn't want to look at Kim's beat up catcher's meat, then nobody else does. So why can't they just shut the door, let her play her own little baseball game in there and then that's all, I didn't pretty open the door again. She wasn't shutting the door on their seat, Kim and her Lisa and Kyle were actually talking and trying to work things out. They're making leather pepasons again, darling. I know. Oh my God, a leather pepason. I know, I looked, I'm sure it just looked like a big box of dried pasta. It just looked like an octopus was trying to hold on to it. It's like she's giving, she's giving, her underwear was trying, her crotch was trying to eat her underwear. Giving birth to a squid. Oh. I just, not even a squid, don't be nice, a full on like octopus from Nomobi death. Oh my God, I found my car keys. It's just like a bunch of Papadil falling out. Somebody stole this Volkswagen Beetle for the 25th seat. But what I did love was that there was almost a sense that maybe Kyle and Lisa were about to break down a wall. And then all of a sudden it cuts to Kim and the confessional being like, now how do you close the door on me? Like, oh shit, where is this door? You know what, I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do. You guys, Steve, I want to keep the door up and I'll keep the door up and I'll keep the door up. Okay. This is good. This is good. We all need to talk about this. And watch what happens. They made a statement about Joyce, remember when she made the statement, I think it was like an episode or two ago, when Carlton was saying that she's a wicker and that she believes in, you know, her spirituality with animals and all that. And it cuts to Joyce going, oh, come on, that's just silly. Joyce clarified last night that she didn't say that in regards to that statement. She thinks being a wicker and being in touch with nature and animals is a great thing. There's nothing wrong with that. She was making a statement about something else and they edited it to make it look like she was saying that about her, her talking about wicker. She said it in front of Andy Cohen. Wow. So the proof is, is obviously they make all these statements and they use sound bites to back, you know, to make it more dramatic or shitty. And then they had Brandi call in, like Skype in, video Skype in. And Brandi saying, Hey, you guys, I just want to apologize. I think I'm going to look like a dick in the next three episodes, but yeah, like, but she goes, but they didn't make me look that way. I really did say those things. So I just want to apologize. Now, cut to Sheena and Joyce saying, well, what do you think Brandi means? Because if they're saying Joyce is a fat pig, what does Brandi mean? And she goes, well, I have friends who aren't named Brandi. So I can only speak on this Brandi who's an alcoholic lying bitch. So that's what that means. Whoa. You guys, you guys, I'm telling you the fact that you do not watch, watch what happened. I just can't with that show. I honestly can't, there's like, usually I'm okay with my life choices because my life is really fun. But when I watch that show, I'm like, I start thinking about suicide. It's like when you, it's like when people take that anti smoking drug Chantix and they all start killing themselves. That's what, that's, I don't do it. Yeah, that's, that's what what crap or what's what happens to me. I'm like, it's time to die. It's time to die. I start praying to God to flood the world again. But choose your shows wisely because as soon as I saw Sheena and Joyce knowing their Brandi haters, I'm like, this is going to be a fucking amazing show. Well, one of my problems is that I don't, maybe I should just DVR it. Because I don't DVR it. Maybe I should DVR and just watch selectively like you say. But what's funny about what you were talking about, about how Joyce, you know, Joyce was saying how like they took her, took one comment and put it in a different context. They do that to all of them. And yet all of them, when they hear these things set out of context, they all get mad. But don't they ever, they never seem to realize that it happens to them. So why don't they give the other girl a benefit of the doubt that it happened to them too. They're just all stupid. They're very stupid people. All these. Yep. They really are. Something I'd like to point out about Joyce is she was the first one to start bitching about editing this season, which I think is hilarious because she's such a fainhorn. Yeah. But she started, she's like, well, you know, they had to say all these different things for opening lines and they ended up taking the part where I said you're too young and too rich and too thin or something. And I didn't like that. You know, they had me say a million things and of course they used that when it makes me sound like a jerk. And I'm like, well, you did record it. But then you don't have to say even changed it. And so they changed it to you're never too young, too thin or too nice or something. Oh, okay. So it wasn't the young and thin part bragging. It wasn't the fat shaming part. It was the, it was the poor shaming. You fucking it. Get out of here. Yeah. Slope space. Get out. So anyway, so back to the episode. So Kim freaks out. Okay, whatever. So Lisa is just like, well, the best part is that Kim gets mad at Lisa for Lisa being dismissive. So what does Lisa do? She's just very dismissive and walks away. She's like, oh, no, I can't do this now. She just walks away, which I think is great. Because, you know, this is why I just love Lisa no matter what because obviously Kim is just like, I have to fight with somebody. It's a job that I pay for that Bentley. So she's like trying to start a fight and Lisa's like, let her, let her have a moment. I'm not kidding. I'm not going to fight with Kim, you know, I mean, and, you know, what she was trying to say, which she's too classy to say, is it's like, it's like kicking a baby whose soft spot has been pushed in one too many times. Oh my God. Exactly. When she made that, she goes like, I'm not going to fight with her. It's like saying, you can't reason with a drunk. Yeah. Yeah. It's like pushing a homeless guy in a wheelchair into the street because he looked at you funny, you know? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like losing battle. Just put it that way. Yeah. So then everything come down, I think, eventually over dinner. And we also talked about that there was that random moment backing up just a little bit that when Kyle was crying that of all people in Yolanda goes over, this is sort of a continuation of what we're talking about before, but Kyle's sobbing and Yolanda goes over and gives her this big old hug and saying the same things again, like, you have a lot on your plate, you have a lot on your plate, and then she gives this bullshit, like, you know, like, you know, this stuff is, this is small stuff, you know, this is small, like, there are a lot, things are a lot bigger, bigger in life that more, more, more, and your husband's butt total was bigger than this problem. We have not, we're, we're family, we have our girlfriends, you have to have each other's back. I'm like, yeah. Okay. What? Tell me when and where you guys are having each other's back because I do not see it. Yeah. She's such a. You know, one of the meanest people who's been on, and I, and she hasn't really even done anything that terrible yet, but the fact that she just, she automatically found the meanest one right away, which is Brandy. And she sits there and giggles and prods Brandy and just makes her even worse. I mean, Yolanda's really the worst. Yolanda's a mean girl. Did you notice at the dinner table when whenever somebody would say something or whatever anything would happen, she literally would go like this, she would go, see, see, when somebody does that, they're looking for someone to back her up and she's doing that to Brandy, who's noticeably and clearly completely tanked out of her mind and she's like, Oh, there you go. Do you see? There she goes. There she goes. I need to back you up. I know. I love that Brandy's like, Oh, you mess with the Yolanda, you mess with me. I know. What was that a thing? You guys like lesbian lovers now, like, like what since what is like Brandy, like suddenly showing up in like armor to, to defend Yolanda's honor, you know, yeah, pretty silly. I think Brandy is like really taking down the level of the show. Yeah. So I mean, that's just coming from someone who was like rooting for her to be a main housewife. I thought it was funny. It's like one whore in the middle of a bunch of like X-hores who like somehow made it, you know, like who married up or whatever and are suddenly not horrors, like they have nicer makeup now and like microderm abrasion and better bras, but otherwise they're still the same. I think that's funny, but now they're just all kind of dumb whores, you know, it's like, it's like watching pretty woman, if pretty woman weren't about Julia Roberts character, but by Laura Sand Yachomo's character, whatever it is. Oh my God. Sanjia Como. Sanjia Como. Yeah. Just shoot me. Like if like, if we watched her like like boning a businessman, this is what this is what the movie would be like, it wouldn't turn like pretty and beautiful. It would just be just, oh, there's a whore with money. Yeah. I'm telling you. That's exactly what the, here's the thing. The funny thing about Yolanda is she tries to acle wise and above everything and she's never had a job her entire life. She has no idea what it's like, she has constantly lived off other men's money. So the fact that she can be so entitled and such a know it all makes me want to smack her in her fucking Dutch face. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. I say it every week and it's true every week. She just gets worse every time. So, so anyway, so after this big fight at the, at the dinner, things come down, there was some stupid flirtation between Carlton and Brandy that led to nothing and then like the girls tried to startle each other and then like Brandy and her wasted state said something that sort of indicated future troubles between her and Lisa because she's, she told Lisa to stop strategizing. Which I didn't get that. Did you get that? I think she's, I think she's basically, well, she's been talking shit with Yolanda about how, cause Yolanda explained it, which means that Brandy has been talking about it with Yolanda about how Lisa is always trying to manipulate situations and plot people against each other. And we saw in the season preview that she tells Lisa that she's a chess player and she's always playing everybody like a chess, please. Yeah. Well, now I just checked you bitch. Yeah. Checkmate bitch. And Lisa just sits there dumbfounded because she's trusted another fucking person who screwed her over. Yeah. Okay. This brings me to another point. I know I just ranted, but it's okay. Just, just sit tight. It's the holidays. It's time. No, I wanted to say I was writing in the recap, you'd think that if Brandy had watched this show, she would learn her lesson about going up against Lisa because everyone who has is now gone. There was first Cedric, then there was Adrian, then there was, you know, so I was going down that route. So I was googling a picture of Cedric to make some tasteless joke. And one of the first pictures that pops up in Google images is of Cedric holding hands with Brandy because the first time she was ever on the show was the season was, was coming in with Cedric. Remember and so Lisa didn't press with Brandy because she was friends with Cedric and Brandy was like, no, we're not friends. We were never friends. It was at one time. So I pulled up a picture of them holding hands and I was like, oh, well, this is suddenly making sense. Why Brandy is all of a sudden out of nowhere turning, you know, yeah, there we go. Yeah. Early planning. And I was like, now who's playing checkers or chess, as it were? Now he's playing Guess Who? Yeah. Yeah. Now he's playing Uno. Now who's playing the game of life, now he's playing trouble and sorry together. Now he's playing Scatigories. I love that. I love that. I'm like the queen of Scatigories. I hate the one where you have to like play with the play though. What's that one? Korean. Korean. I'll just talk about that last night. Korean. That's one of my favorite games. You guys, can we please have a game night? Yes. Yes. I feel like that play does give him so many people colds because they just keep passing it around. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God. I cannot hear about this German fasted shit. I just flew back from Kentucky yesterday. Uh oh. Good luck. Your lines make me really disgusting, especially the guy farmer blowing into the blanket that the airlines gives us. Ew. Yeah. Don't touch those. That's like, that's basically like cuddling up with sanitary napkins from those, from the airplane bathroom. Don't do it. I'd rather lick the floor of the bathroom inside Southwest Airlines. Coming back from Vegas. I'll find you. Okay. Southwest airline stuff, everything tastes like fried chicken because they allow people to bring on their own food. I hate that about Southwest Airlines. I always get stuck next to the person eating fucking fried chicken or people will get like a sandwich, onions and shit on. Oh yeah, tuna. Ew. And then they're all burpee. I don't fly Southwest. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm way too snobby. Like anything that. It's worse. Still poor. Well, I'm still poor. So I'm still poor too. Southwest. Alright. I'm still poor, not only do I fly Southwest, I fly Southwest with my dad's frequent flyer miles. Alright. Speaking of, speaking of, um, taking transport, I'm so poor that I got kicked off this fucking pod. No, no, you're still there. Oh, no, I'm going to buy him a basket of top ramen after that statement. That is ridiculous. There's no way that he uses his dad's miles for Southwest Airlines. Well, it's Hollywood. Anything is possible. Well, we've lost Ronnie. So we'll just continue until he comes back. Maybe his internet collection, maybe his dial up because he's. Maybe he's using Southwest Wi-Fi. I, so as someone who is poor also, I've, I would fly Southwest except it's never goes where I need to go, which is mainly New York. You would not fly Southwest too. There's no way. I know you. I know you are way too, way too white collar for that. No, no, no, no, no, listen, you, you, listen, I am a poor folk. I mean, I'm like, I, I'm not like, poor folk. Let me, let me take it back. I sound like one of these poor little rich kids types or whatever. But I'm like, I am not above flying Southwest. That is for sure. I love a good deal. I'm Jewish. I am Jewish. There you go. Um, wait, so speaking of speaking of things, taking things to new heights like Southwest Airlines. Hold on. Let me see if we can get Ronnie back into this, into this, uh, sky call. Look at, maybe Ronnie seriously got mad about his Southwest airline statement, just like us. I, I think not. And by the way, I would like to say, I don't, unlike Katie, I cast no judgment on those who fly Southwest. I do. Too late because you guys kicked me off the podcast just for being on Southwest. Oh, my God. Anyway, if Southwest wants to sponsor this podcast, we welcome you. In fact, maybe Southwest should fly somewhere to perhaps change Katie's opinion on this lovely airline. Oh, I will not fly Southwest. I flew it once and had the worst experience in my life. I'm never flying Southwest Airlines ever again. Well, that's, now that's a different story. If you had a terrible experience, um, anyway, so let's get back to the show, which is Beverly Hills, um, which is takes place on Southwest Airlines. So, so the show, the real house of Beverly Hills did reach new altitudes like being on a plane, uh, when it put the ladies in a gondola and send them to the top of a mountain. And in case you didn't notice, the episode was called escape to bitch mountain, which I appreciated. It's terrible. I was dying. I definitely appreciated. Um, so anyway, so they went to the top of a mountain and they were feeding squirrels which I would never do. Um, and they were eating. And this is where my one note of the entire episode came in. They're all sitting there at a picnic table and Kim goes, you know, caterpillars turn into butterflies. I was like, in her defense, she said that because Kyle was like, ew, caterpillar. And she's like, well, hey, how about I turn me into butterflies, which I think was probably the smartest thing she's ever said on the show. And then Kyle was like, well, I don't like butterflies either. And I'm like, okay, you're officially a fucking horrible person, Kyle, who says if they don't like butterflies? Meanwhile, while you're on, you're on this, like, well, I got Lyme disease from a caterpillar. So I'd say away. Oh my God. You know when her statement when she said, well, I don't like, but I don't like caterpillars. All I could think of was like, you're the type of person that sees somebody in a wheelchair coming behind you when they're, when you're walking through a doorway and you look back and you consciously know they're there, but you keep walking and you don't hold the fucking door. Yeah. That is Kyle Richards summed up in a nutshell. You know, Kyle Richards, here's, here's my issue with Kyle Richards. One of many is that in that same scene, a squirrel got up close to her and she, she yelped and she ran across the way to a rock and then huddled, she's like, it was too close for me. And what I really hate about Kyle doing that is that she's not 22. She's not 12. She's 40 something and she's acting like, you know, she's acting like a little girl. It's like that thing, you know, where women sometimes regress when they're around other women. It's like this childhood thing. They did it last season when they had a sleepover and they're having like a pillow fight or something. Oh my God. I'm like, this is so, this is like awful for women kind that this is, they're representing women here. And this is, this is where Paris gets it from. You know how Paris does for baby voice? It's because it runs in the family because somehow they've been taught along the way that it's cute for a grown woman to act like a six year old. Before we have talked about, I can't baby fies. It's daddy. It's a total daddy. I think that that family had some creepy uncle that did something wrong because everyone in it has daddy issues. And the only one that doesn't is Kathy and well, she probably wore that leopard moo moo as a child. Yeah. Oh my God. So she probably just on the roll. Well, because they had like a, I'm just assuming they had a crazy stage mother who pushed them all into spotlight and was very stern and created some issues where remember when she died and they were carrying around her photo and like talking to her like they're having conversations, I think Kathy stepped into the role of the mother at some point, which is what Kathy is. What's her name? That was very Dana Plato, like something is really wrong. You rob the person in their childhood. They've got a lot of fucking issues. They do baby talk. They've all had drug and alcohol problems and it usually ends up pretty bad. So if you want to see Dana Plato, it's basically Kim Richards. But with worse acting, all I could think of that whole caterpillar thing was Kyle's the only person in her couple that doesn't like little squarmy, hairy phallic symbols. So look, here's the thing with Kyle Richards. I don't actually mind like I think actually in real life, if I knew these bitches, I would probably like Kyle. I would probably get a lot more. I mean, you know, she was totally nice, you know, she wants to sit around and talk shit about everybody. And I think I would really like Lisa in real life. And I mean, I think I would like her, but for whatever reason, the way she's always trying to manipulate how she's being perceived on the show and how we all need to see how much money she has in comparison to everybody else, it's just so gross. And it makes me hate her. And I make fun of her more than anybody else on the entire show. Who do you make fun of? Kyle. Kyle, what do you mean her money? Like, this is what I don't understand. She's always like, we just have this room redone and we're doing this and we're doing it. It's like, again, Kyle, really, do you think she has a steady income? Well, Marisha makes money. Marisha does. Oh, yeah. Exactly. But there's something still to this day, a little weird. She's got that Taylor Armstrong syndrome where now she has friends like Lisa Vanderpomp and Yolanda Foster, who Lisa is the only one that is, you know, self-made. But when you look at the money aspect of those people, the Adrian Malus, those people are in a completely different atmosphere than where Kyle Richards is. Yeah, but Kyle Richards, I don't think it's as much with Kim, but, you know, if you look at Kyle, you look at Jackie. Kim doesn't care. They're social climbers. I mean, they always have been, you know? That's the thing. Kyle, I think, is the most practice out of all the horror ones because she's been living off with people since she was a child, like she had Kim to live up above. Yeah. And once you blew through all her money, she married a husband she could live off who they stole Kim's house together and then built their empire. This is how it works on my head. They stole Kim's house and then that was Mauricio's first big sale. Like in my sick head, that's how it all works. No, but I think you're not far from the truth. I think that's actually interpreted exactly the way it is in my sick head, too, because that's the facts. You can't lie about that. And by the way, just so you know, Kim Richards in real life is really nice. She used to be our client at the painted nail until one of my nail texts kind of went off and started doing it at their houses. So she does Kim, Kyle, and somebody else, but yeah, she stole our clients, which is fine because, you know, they're kind of a free champagne can you go through. I mean, exactly. Here's some more doves, but when you're eating the entire cow, it's like there's no little slide. Listen. I would say to get back to Ronnie's earlier point, I'm sure honestly, if we, if we like went and sat down and had drinks with Kyle, she'd actually be a ton of fun and she, a lot of these people are actually fine or fun when you're out of the show. But you know, when you're, when they're put in the strange situation of the show, a different, a person, a side of them comes out that is often terrible. The worst, the worst side comes out with, I mean, Kyle, if Kyle says that somebody is mean to her, one more fucking time victim mentality, that's mean, it's like you are the meanest person on the show. No one has ever come on the show, except for Joyce, Joyce is the first one that Kyle has been immediately nice to everyone else who's come on the show. She's been mean and snotty to and snide and said horrible things straight to their faces or whispering really loudly about them. You know, she's one of the meanest girls that's ever been on the show, but her, yeah, her defense is always like, they're mean. So are you, bitch, remember that whole thing with Brandy, which she was on crutches and her and Cam, we're acting like two little fucking witches who lost their eye? Yeah, if they hear crutches behind a couch and, like, that was just a bullshitting mean thing to do. And like, that's childish. And then for her to be like, yeah, your sister, or I saw her doing whatever in the bathroom, then they all ganged up on her after they called her a whore and everything. It's like, you guys can dish it out all day long, but as soon as somebody says something, it's like the two witch sisters go searching for that fucking eye to pass around. A witch. So anyway, so anyway, so they went up to the mountain and nothing really interesting happened there except that they were attacked by squirrels and then they came down and, oh, oh, what else happened? No, no, no. Okay, they go to the mountain and Carlton and Kim Bond because they're like petting squirrels and so they're so spiritual, like every alcoholic becomes like a total Buddhist, which I always think is hilarious. Like, I love that Buddha most likely had a Coke problem because it's like everybody. You know, everybody who's either been a murderer or a heroin addict just loves Jesus now. But anyway, I love the scene where Kim was not only praying, but she was praying to a trash can. Yes. Oh, yes. She gets up. I'm on Kim's side, you guys, because it doesn't matter where she feels she's grateful for something and she's grateful for her sobriety and being alive because she went through a horrible period. So for fucking Yolanda to make that comment with this, you're praying to the trash can. Yeah, that's what she's doing. You fucking Dutch oven. She's over there praying to a trash can. Well, as usual, I think that Kyle was the first one to say, what are you doing praying at the trash? Oh, yeah, there were like three of them who were commenting on it. Well, I would say I respect I respect Katie's point. It's true. Like, you know, she'd been through a lot. Let her pray. On the other hand, it is kind of hilarious that she was praying to a trash can, but there's like you're in the middle of nature and you're praying by the trash can. I know. And I also love that she stands up from her prayer and is already swiping something on her iPhone. It's like, "Hey, man, whoa, someone gave me an extra laugh in Katie Craig." What's she was praying for? I just need to clarify something. The Buddha could not have been a coke addict because he is huge in fat, so I'm calling you as an animal. Oh, my God. I know plenty of fat cokeheads. Trust me, if that worked, I'd be a cokehead. Oh, my gosh. A life of little Caesars? I do coke. I'd work five jobs to be a cokehead. So anyway, after the religious experience by the trash can, the women go downstairs, go down to the back of the house, they make dinner and it's calm because Lisa and Yolanda go home and then everything's calm. And so Kyle is saying her typical sort of side-eye comments about how funny how calm it is now, isn't that strange. And then so it's like a whatever, they have a meal and then that's when Brandy gets her call that Chica Chica is missing and the assistant has lost the dog and Chica has been reclaimed to the underworld, unfortunately. I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, my dog down a couple of years ago and it still traumatizes me, I get it, I get it. But for whatever reason, I just, I left the way that all the ladies were standing around, you know, acting like Kennedy just got shot. I know. Well, my feeling was that like, I wasn't laughing about why she was crying, I was just laughing at the way she was crying because she was like, ah, she was crying, are you fucking kidding me? My dog? What are my children? I think it's like, she's right, like, her kids will be devastated, it's sad and everything, but like, she's such a slobber. I felt bad for her. Well, I felt bad for her, but I was also laughing, it was like, I think it was, she gets a text, she's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom and check my text. It's a text and it's like, emergency, there's an emergency, the police just left and she's like, I hope my dog's okay. I mean, wouldn't a mother first think like, oh my God, the kids, I mean, even if that's not your first thought, you should say that if you're on TV. Be like, oh my God, I hope my kids are okay. Not your dogs. I mean, I know the kids aren't staying at your house, but still. Why was your person trying to call her frantically? Yeah. Well, what I also liked was when, when Kim is trying to a console and be like, wow, like, I'm sure that like Chica, like whatever he or her, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, Chica is the Mexican word for girl, and Kim's like, oh, yeah. Okay. You're gonna find her, we can just put some signs up and get the pastors out, get the pastors out. The choice is like, I've lost a dog. She's like, shut up, Joyce. That was amazing. That's not a competition. Joyce is like, but the best that Joyce, Joyce does it in the exact like one up her way. She goes, well, I, I lost a dog. So as she just trails off, like that's the classic one up midway, just end with so is your period. So yeah. And I'm brandy also there and she starts following her. No, I just want to give you a hug. I just, I just want to give you a hug right now. That's what, that's what Mama Joyce does. And then it ended on that and then I woke up and was like, I can't believe I watched this boring ass episode. Yeah, that's how I felt too, Ben. I mean, I get your love for, I guess I was enjoying it. I thought last season was boring as hell. You were enjoying it. I was enjoying it. I, I'm enjoying Kim Richards off the leash. I mean, she is just bad. She is even crazier than normal this year. And I love it. Yep. Yeah. I agree. I liked that sobriety didn't ruin her drunken. Uh, personality. Let's move on. Let's move on to. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you prescriptions. No, you're welcome. Let's move on to Vanderpump rules, um, which again, Jesus, it sounds like the set of miss like on in here. Like a big fucking helicopter is about to land on my apartment. I know I hear it from over here in my apartment. Either. It's on. It's about to come out and start singing the ballot. Oh, my God. That was for all the gays out there. A little Leah Salonga shout out. Yeah. Um, nurse. And also, also all the Aladdin enthusiasts too. Um, that's, that was, that was, I was like, listen. I can, I can throw down a Leah Salonga reference on this show, so, um, Vanderpump rules. So another hour of hateable, lovable behavior, um, mostly on the lovable side, but lovable because it's so hateable, um, it started off really with, uh, with basically Stossie getting her butt waxed. And that was really the high point of the episode. I think the show has finally realized it's just admitting that it's crap. Yeah. Like, I think before it maybe was trying to be something else. And now it's like, we're just going to be the lowest of the low. Every piece of music they have is from GarageBand, completely unchanged. Including our theme song when I do the producing because I don't know. Yeah. It's like a literal, like, uh, in turn, sitting there dragging clips into the timeline and then just pressing X point. Yeah. And they're opening with ass waxing scenes and you know, the ass waxing is sort of like a metaphor because in a way, this show is kind of like those hairs that grow in your ass and the end day in, day out, they just get like, have shit that's covered all over them. Like shit comes in and a big piece of paper or toilet paper comes in and wipes the shit off. It's still sort of on it. It's just a shitty. I got to tell you guys. And you try to rip it out, but it grows. A nicer way. A nicer way. You can clean it. You can shave it. You can wax it. So that's how you I was absolutely horrified by that scene. That just goes to show you what kind of disgusting human being Stasi is because there's nothing more hideous that I actually had a bikini wax before the way you have to lay down the things you have to do, the positions you're put in and then looking at that strip of wax with all the disgusting pubes in it when you're done is by far the most it's like doing a colonic. Well, if it makes you feel any better, this is what she normally does, except instead of having a wax or putting wax in there, it's usually jacks, sticking whatever. Oh, God. Whatever appended you wants in there instead. How about you comment about sleeping with 300 women? Can we even just. Oh, wait. She's a stick in the wax shop for a second. We have to. Yeah. I have a lot of notes. We'll go down. And horse bass for two got her turn to get waxed. And the waxing lady was like, well, one lip is waxed, but the other one's not. Should I wax the other lip, too, or do you just want to be very. I like a think was OK, at least the housewives know how to get some free shit. You know, Kyle will get fat burger to come cater her whole party. She doesn't care. It's free. You know, they know how to get free shit on this show. They're just they just want a $30 wax. The worst the worst part is that I'm just imagining Katie with like one lip shade and the other with like orange, like an orange asymmetrical thing coming off of it. It's like the car. The curtains match the carpet. Yes. And very exact replica. No. They don't have one side does and one side doesn't. Maybe her vagina is red, but then her lips are like brown, like her eye. Oh, yeah. You're right. Maybe it's like an orangey color. I would see it as like a more of an orange tint with a dark brown. Here's the worst hair I've ever seen. That's all I'm going to say. I'm putting that on record. Worst hair I've ever seen and not having money is no excuse. So I am. I'm sorry. She's like, she's like, I got my waxing done on Southwest Airlines. So that's what the line even I would rather get waxed on Southwest Airlines than have that hair that Katie has. I seriously would I would rather. That is damning. The floor of Southwest Airlines after I told you after a flight back from Vegas, then to have the hair that Katie has well, so if you took did you take Southwest on a flight back from Vegas? Yes. Oh my God. Katie, that is the worst ever. Everybody knows that. Well, I didn't know that and that was my one experience and I'm never doing it again. Because it's like the white trashiest of the trashy people in the world on that flight. This Chinese little Chinese guy projectile vomited hot pink throw up in between the seats. So, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm back to the show back to the show. So anyway, all right, so let's get out of this awful waxing salon because it's making me want to throw up all over my apartment. So then we go back to sir and it's like, oh, it's a crazy night at sir. And one thing leads to another and we're suddenly we're back to Stasi and Stasi is like mad about jacks hooking up with 21 year olds and everything. What I love is that Katie Katie is like taking Stasi side and she's like, you know, she's saying like in regards to Jack's like, you know, your behavior is repulsive and it doesn't make anybody want you. And I'm like, this is really should just be the slogan for all these people's lives. Okay. You have repulsive behavior and nobody wants you because you're all this is not just Jack's Katie. Okay. This is you. This is horse face. This is Stasi. This is Tom. This is like every single person who enters sir. That's the thing. No. That was my rant everyone. Sorry. Jack said it best when he goes, you know, sir, it's just a he made some comment memories like sir is like a gossip filled shit show or blah, blah, whatever. It's like you're right and you're the main problem. Yeah. Exactly. You are the the the open sore from which all the pain all the comfy of absurd that no matter what, you'll never go away. Yes. Meanwhile, meanwhile, speaking of which in the midst of this, she now pops up to tell us that like, oh my God, like my article is bounce of you, polished in the divine addiction. Okay. She knows this as she she lands in a spot in time magazine. One of my favorite scene moments of the season. Well, I'm not a professional makeup artist, but I wear makeup and I know lots of people who wear makeup. No, seriously, she goes, she goes, well, I do my own makeup as she says it as if it's like a huge achievement as if like, oh, you know, I always bake my own bread or I make my own yogurt. Like, congratulations, you put on your own makeup, like how about like, plastic rooms from the 99 cent store glued to your lids, you tacky whore, like 99% of women in this country do their own makeup, but that does not qualify you for anything. Yeah. How about this? I know how to unclog my toilet. Does that make me a professional plumber? I use it every day and I can unclog it. Well, guess what? I'm a professional plumber. I can screw in a light bulb and turn my lamp on. Guess I'm an electrician. Wow. I'm going to call a lady. She sounds like a kitty. She sounds like a real lighting professional. I call them sick to work. I might be nominated for a happy guys. I put on my own clothes. I mean, I'm pretty much a stylist. Yeah. We put your clothes on by yourself and you pick them out. So you should have your own line of sweaters. Yeah. So then anyway, then we go back to Stossy and Jax. And Stossy is just yelling at Jax again. And one of my favorite things that she yells at me, she goes, I'm sitting in a champagne glass jax and you're bragging about how you banged a 21 year old. Let me tell you something. I can't tell you how many times I have been in a champagne glass and had to deal with someone bragging about these things. It's disgusting, isn't it? Disgusting. I know. It's like, you know what? You're a bad person. I hope she never goes to Mount Airee Lodge and gets in that big champagne hot tub because I don't want that moment ruined for her by Jax. You're a bad person. You know that? By the way, that was a little shout out to all those people who live near the Poconos who know exactly what I'm talking about. Do you guys know about Mount Airee Lodge? No, I didn't throw up a rich Jewish kids. No, no, no. Mount Airee Lodge. That's very large. No, no, no, no, no. The commercial one goes, "All you need to bring is your love of everything." Thank you. Beautiful Mount Airee Lodge. It's just like, shit, it's a shithole resort in the Poconos, have an average. This episode is sponsored by DoorDash. We're back to tell you more about the latest dash pass annual plan benefit. Stream Max with ads included at no extra cost. You know what's a great night for us? Ordering DoorDash and cuddling up to watch the Max original hacks. 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Go on to what's Wikipedia page and enjoy a good read. It's a hell of a lot more interesting than anything the people of Sur have to say about anything in life or especially anything you might find on the divine addiction. Well last night or this week last night because I watched it last what was last night last night was fun because we really got to see horse face number two like be as evil as the other horse faces because normally she seems like the nice one to me, right? Nice one. She's like the nicer horse. She's a horse that doesn't like Winnie as much when you get on her. She's like your Jessica Parker. She got wasted at that guy Peter's birthday party who's 30. He's an LA 30. He's like an LA 30, right? Yeah. Yes. So he's like he's actually like 30 to yeah exactly my body and everything took me wrong. Looks great. He's like the smartest of the group by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why he's the manager Ben. He knows how to work that squirrel system. So she and I gave him a terrible lap dance. Oh my God. You know that she has never really been a stripper because she would have broken some penises but the worst. Oh my God. She did the worst lap dance ever and by the way, what was the big fucking deal? Walter and I watched that together and he didn't see anything wrong with it either. Nothing was wrong with it. It's his birthday. It's funny. You're you're fun. You like to do crazy things at parties. There was nothing wrong with that. That was a you know, I mentioned grand theft auto last week. I'll mention it again. It's a grand theft auto lap dance. You know when you when you take your car your character into the strip club and grand theft auto, they have like some woman dancing gyrating, you know, and it's like totally not sexy. It's like it looks like one of those car things in front of a car lot that flaps around. That's what the lap dance was and so there was and obviously it was all in good fun and she didn't in front of Shay and like there was no problem. And so Katie suddenly doesn't want to do it. And then all she breaks me by the way, Katie who not just two weeks ago did an entire sexy or wannabe sexy burlesque dance for her boss all the sudden is like I don't do that. I'm above it. Oh my god. Good point. I totally forgot about that. Yeah. Good point. Yeah. Good memory. She's like you but not only does she not do it. Every one thing. Look, if she doesn't want to do it, I actually think it's fine. It's fine. And even if she wants to throw up this cockamamie excuse like no, I like that's disrespectful for Tom. So that's fine. Leave it at that. Then they go outside to the club and then start talking shit about it. And it's like that's the problem. Like these girls are 30, you know, going on 16 and or 14. I mean they're just, they go outside and then they start talking about like what do you believe? Like she did that and like she's wanting me. It's like it's so disrespectful for Tom and then horse-based number one like ooh, ooh, ooh. Like I know. Who'd she do that? You know? The lead. It's so disrespectful. That's not like that. She does. Those are pretty cool. And barbecue. Okay. By the way. Oh my God. Can we discuss this? I've been. We have to go back. We have to go back. I have so many notes for me before this club. They go inside of it. They start talking about what you believe. What do you believe? Aahhh. It's like this. Tom and then horse-based number one like ooh. That's men. Katie just sent me a video for self-dancing and I left them while you start. Okay. I was like what's happening? I don't know what's happening. We're sending each other videos. You guys mean a comment about how Sheena's lap dance looked like one of those blow up things I always make references about the things because I can go out safely. And Colin looks like. And Colin looks like that. Everyone. You know what? Everyone in Bravo pretty much looks like that. And that's also the way my brain looks. Okay. My brain is just flapping around and like eventually going to wilt when the wind dies out. Someone's going to turn off the fan eventually. No. Things terrify me. Well, would I love to be of horse-based number one before we get back to the big fight of the club? We're going to get into that because it was so ridiculous. But going back earlier in the episode, horse-paced number one, she's all excited because Tom's taking her to a date. Okay. They're going to Korean barbecue. And I guess they've never done this before. And she's a vegetarian. So Tom. At Korean fucking barbecue. Korean barbecue. It's like the most meat-centric thing you can have. I'm not of like Brazilian. Oh my god. We're like Brazilian reference twins. I love that she goes. I love that she goes. Tom. It's like Tom called ahead and they said they were vegetarian up to us. Tom knows he's in the dog house. I'm like, yeah, because he's in the house with the dog. Yeah. He's in the horse house. He's in the horse stable. So, okay, to be fair, Tom is a total idiot. His girlfriend is not just a vegetarian. She's like a strict vegetarian. She doesn't even do seafood. And she's been that way since she was 11. It's not like it's a fad. Yeah. So we should know better. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a vegetarian, but like if she's been doing it since she's 11, I respect that. You should know he's so dumb as you never even been to Korean barbecue for once or looked at a picture of it or done some cross-checking on Yelp. He calls up Parks Barbecue and- I love that place by the way. That place is great, but Suwan's even better. Suwan's even better. I'm gonna say. Can't go anymore. I don't eat meat. Damn it. Ronnie, we need to find a place. Stop. Yeah. I don't even need no fake meat. Let's go eat some bread someplace. Well. Bread as the- how do you guys? But I love- they go there and Chris- first of all, I love when they get to the- they get to their restaurant. They take so long sitting down at their table that they literally have to fast forward then. They had to do like a time lapse of them actually sitting down at the table. I don't know if you notice that. I'm like, "What could possibly be taking so long?" This is what I imagine happened when they get there like, "Ugh, there's a grilled table. Ugh, where's the pasta?" You know. Let me grill there. Ugh, why does no one speak English? But that was- that was ridiculous, they took her there. There was not- everything there has fish or meat in it and then there's- and then they're like, "Well, we can give you some spicy cabbage." "Ugh, cabbage." What would a white cabbage- it's like, 'Cause you're a horse and he's gonna put a drop. Yeah. What kind of vegetarian is never eaten cabbage? I know. I know. And by the way, that's another thing. You're right. Bring out a feedback with some oats in it and put her on her fucking neck. I know. And then- but then Tom goes and he gets two giant slabs of beef and it's like, "That's just cruel, you idiot." Like- Yeah, ribs no less. A big rack of ribs. Like, what? What do you guys- It was like, I didn't know it would be- whether or not to be mad at her for being ungrateful or for him for taking it to a place that was totally inappropriate. Like, they both were just like two- it's two idiots. Two idiots over a grill. That's the name of the episode. I know. Two idiots over a grill. It's called two idiots go to K-Town. That's what it is. This is what it is. They go to Korea Town and they sit down in a place and they realize it's totally inappropriate. And by the way, Hute, honestly, Hute takes their date to Korean barbecue. They get dressed up. He's like in a blazer. She's dressed all night. She actually looks very pretty. It takes you to like the smokiest place on the planet, you know? Like black beauty. She looks pretty. So- Who even does that? You're right. Yeah. That was pretty stupid. You know, the fact that she can't even just try and be nice and have a date. And he's like, well, you know, Jax is starting to date again and you know how Jax is. You just like bones these girls and she's like, yeah, you know, when guys do that they just go bone-sluts. And my thing is- You know, they've got like pretty good horses back at home. Yeah. It's like, why being a horse in Vegas when you have a horse home at a horse at home to being for free? Oh my God. And I just felt so bad for that whole situation. And as soon as it was over, I was like, okay, it's gonna get better. I always think that about Vanderpump Rules, like he can't get any worse, but I'm always wrong. It just gets worse and worse. I just, I just shake my head and every time I start feeling bad and I want to kill myself, I just think, just imagine your me-ma sitting here. And then that makes it more fun because I could just imagine her like shitting herself watching this stuff. I know. And we just talk about something that was really funny when Katie got really drunk as a table. Yes. She was trying to like make a statement about something and she's like, you can't conjugate any of your purposes. Oh my God. That was my favorite part. When she goes- she says to Shay, this is afterwards, she goes, after she walks out and won't get to that. She goes, she's like, she goes, are we going to have a conversation where you can't conjugate any kind of verbiage? And I was like, okay, first of all, here are the things that are- here's what makes her laugh about all this, okay, that she- that she acts as if she has any sort of education is hilarious. Oh, those rows. Okay, she's also, I think she meant to use the word verbiage and in which case, not verbiage, verbiage, in which case she used it incorrectly. Yeah, that's V-E-R-B-I-A-G-E. There's no verbi- like I was like, what is she- what is she trying to say here? Exactly. She meant she would say conjugate verbs, not verbiage, then she's used verbiage to sound like much more intellectual, et cetera. So then I went up to- because I knew I was going to make fun of her about this, so I went to a dictionary just to make sure I had the proper definition. And the proper definition is to basically use excessive amounts of words to describe something. And that's basically what she did by trying to say verbiage. It actually was verbiage, but it was incorrect use of verbiage. I don't surprise her face, number one didn't get mad that she was being forced to listen to verbiage. I don't like verbiage. Why don't you conjugate some vegetables for once because I don't eat meat. Why don't you wear a conjugate when you bone a girl? Oh, they're the worst! This whole cast is the worst. So the reason for this fight, by the way, is so we talked about it a little bit. We're basically describing this fight in a very backwards, Siriana sort of way. So basically Peter had his birthday at this club. And my favorite part about that was that as they go to the birthday, he tells us, "Oh, I can finally get out of the restaurant." And what happens? They go to this club and everyone from the restaurant is there. Including Ken and Lisa, which wouldn't that be weird to go to like someone who's way younger than you party who works for you? Well, except the Peter's. She left, at least. She's like, "I'll just buy a drink and leave, darling." Listen, she had to. You know why? Because Peter's the only one on the staff who has half a brain. So she's going to like, it's a way of being like, "Good job, good job for having half a brain." Yeah, and she's also the, yeah, he's the only one that can actually add stuff properly. She's like, "I've got to keep him, darling." So anyway, so there's this whole lap dance situation. And then so the girls go outside, they're drunk. And they're just like, drawing it at like, "Ew, why would Sheena do that?" Like that's a problem. She's, and she's, I mean, I'm practically engaged. I wouldn't do it. It's like, I don't, I'm like, I'm engaged. Like, do you see, I'm like sophisticated. I have an asymmetrical haircut that looks like a persimmon color. So you know the only reason that horse face number one and horse face number two, their boyfriend stay with them, right? It's because they are fucking blowing each other under the table. That's the only reason those two are staying with them. It's like they're the glue that's holding the closeted gay guys together. It's got to be. So then Sheena comes over and she's like, "I don't even know what she's talking about, probably got like…" Why are you even here? No one at this table likes you at the whole time in the history. The history of Vanderpump Rules that Stasi doesn't open her big fucking ugly fake jawed mouth is at this point, which I was shocked. I know. I, when, when, when one of the horse faces said, "Why are you sitting with us? You're not friends with any of us?" I, I just couldn't even believe it. Like this is a 30 year old woman, like saying these things, it's, I mean, of course, listen. I'm not saying that I'm mature. We're sitting here making fun of these people. That's not mature either. We're not mature. But I don't know. For some reason, I feel like… Yes, yeah. I feel like our, I feel like our brand of ridicule is a, is a mature brand. We're, we're teasing people. We're not just sitting there going. I mean, even when Shana came outside, they're like, "Oh my God, you're a slut. You're a whore. You're horrible. You're a terrible singer. Your eyes are too close to gather. Your nose is ugly. Your knees are fat. You don't have thigh gap. You're serious. Everyone hates you. You're going to have… It's like Jesus. My God. When we ridicule these women, there's an element of social justice about it. Being like, "Oh no, like these women are wretched witches and we're going to give it right back to them." We're not doing this about, you know, Sally and, you know, Sarah, who work at the local coffee bean. Although Sally and Sarah are such whores. Oh my God. Oh my God. There's fat bitches. I don't want that. Fat bitches who don't know how to conjugate verbs. Verbiage. No, but do you see what I'm saying? Like, this isn't, we're not doing this. I wouldn't do this in my real life. The reason why we're allowed to do it now is because these crazy little hookers put themselves on TV, so we're allowed to do it. Yeah. I agree. And not only do they put themselves on TV, but they put themselves on TV and act horribly. So it's like… Oh my God. I feel like this has to be… We have to do what we do to make people realize why this is unacceptable behavior. I just think it's funny that Stasi has the nerve to make it out like she's such a good person and Jax is the devil. And now she's not going to say anything so that she should be lucky that people are friends with her. I know. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. And P.S. Sheena was not nice about Stasi last night. Clearly their friendship is not, it's non-existent. No, exactly. Well, you know… Well, that's the thing. It's like, it's hard to even stand up for Sheena because she is such a fucking loser herself. Yeah. It's like, well, you know, I mean, look, Stasi, Stasi tells her, well, you know, I was mad at you… I think you know a lot because suddenly I'm Alexi. Yeah. Or, well, you know, like, this is a news… You know… Oh, well, you know, this is what Stasi said. Okay. Peter has to know what Stasi said. You know, just the way he expresses himself and he has to know. It's like, I'm mad that you have taken… Lisa's on your side now. She hates me. Stasi's like, but that's why I'm asking you to help me and that's why I talked to Lisa about you. So maybe she'll be nice to you now. It's like… You should be thanking me. How about that? I love… And I love this whole idea that Stasi wants to get… I'm sorry, that she wants to get Stasi's opinion on her article. Listen, bitch, you're not writing, like, a Pulitzer Prize winning thing for the New Yorker. Okay. You don't need it to be… You don't need to, like, an editor or you don't need to read through or… I love that it was three sentences. Yeah. And then I love that… I love that Stasi was like, the biggest compliment I can give people is that they write like me and you write like me. No, it's… The two biggest compliments that I can give anybody ever is that you look thin and you're writing style reminds me of myself. I know. It's like Joan Didion over here. Yeah, I didn't know Jane Austen was on random controls. I feel like they… I feel like terrorists in the Middle East gather children around into these camps and they're like, "We have to kill Americans." And the kids are like, "No, everyone's nice. Everybody's the same." And then they show them bravo shows and they're like, "Oh my God, it's Daphne." Okay. Let's take down the city. That's what it's saying. Basically, you look at when Stasi, Sheena just paid the bill, right? And then they cut to Stasi's devil interview where she's like, "I'm just going to let her think we're friends and that way I will not have my bosses mad at me anymore." Like, "What kind of f*cking bitch?" And to think that like, it couldn't… I think Katie wins bitch of this episode, but still Stasi takes the cake with being… She's always just cunty in every episode. It's crazy, right? I mean, it's astonishing. And you know, she'll eventually say, "Oh, I was just playing a character." But like, why would you do that? Why would you pour out your personality, your reputation for life, just to play a character? You know, ever since Katie told us that they only make $700 a week, that's all I can think about. I'm like, every time I see them, I'm like, "You're getting your ass wax on national TV and you make $700 a week. Have some pride!" I know. I know. She would make more doing porno. She really would. Oh, you got it. Maybe it'll happen. What do you think about… I have to ask this question before I forget. What did you think about the therapist basically mocking Jax's intelligence? Well, first of all, just mocking him while flirting with him. That was semi-creative. Well, he looked… Actually, I will say this. I mean, give credit where Creds do. Jax was looking smoking hot at that therapy session. He has not looked hot at all season long. It's zero. No, I thought he had this glasses on in a little thing. I don't know. He looked really hot to me. The therapist isn't actress, isn't she? I know. She looks like Elizabeth Moss. I was like, "What's Elizabeth Moss doing here?" Okay, and P.S. A therapist, a good therapist would never, ever in a gazillion years, allow themselves or their practice to be on a show like that. Of course not. Well, this is clearly just, like, a range, like a fake… She was in an apartment. She was in, like, the Jessica Apartments. I'm like… Oh my gosh. Franklin. And… The Jessica Apartments are, like, two buildings down for me. Okay. That is, like, the quintessential… I had no idea. I was so close. Yes. And then I went for a posa or something. And like… No, it's on Formosa. Formosa. Yes. Formosa in between Hawthorne and Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah, exactly. I'm basically wedged in between the Jessica and MJ. But… God, MJ… So, you know… But I loved… But I did love when, in the little, like, little thing, the, like, the 32nd thing, when the therapist was like, "We're going to give you some books to read, Jack." He's like, "Okay, well, that's cool. Like, I read the Great Gatsby." No. No. I saw… I saw the gatsby. I saw the gatsby. And then I read, like, a little bit of it. No, because I looked at it in high school. Oh, he looked at it. I looked at it. But I love that he can't even say the title. He's like… I saw the gatsby. The gatsby. I love gatsby. Do you realize, by the way, it's… He was being so stupid at that moment that my brain actually been comprehended and had to change it to something that seems somewhat feasible, to say that he read it in high school. But it's not even that. No. And then, remember she goes, "Well, maybe this might be a little too much for you to handle. and us weekly, I mean, like the guy can even. - He needs like a therapy picture book. He needs like one of those, like, you know, like the, the feel, the touch, the pat the bunny book for like, when you're like, like, one month old. - No, he needs a lead pat. - He needs to pat the bunny for therapy. Like, where he can like touch like cloth and everything and be like, if you're a sex addict, does it feel like this? - Oh my God. Oh, I remember that from like, from elementary school, when they would do those like, have you been abused tests and they would give you, how does your mommy or daddy spank you? Show us on the doll. - Yeah. - And I would just beat the shit on my doll. - I never actually had one of those tests. - Just to see what would happen, nothing ever happened, you know. - That test is wrapped a little butt. - That test is far too complicated for Jax. He just needs some, he just needs a bunch of fabrics but in front of him be like, what does this one make you feel like? He's like, sex, what about this one? Sex, this one, Stossy. - Oh John. - Sex. - Sex. - Sex. - This one, Vegas. This is sex. - I love, I wonder what the camera guys are thinking on this show when they do things like, okay Jax, you're going on a date with an ugly girl from New Jersey. Okay, go. And they're like, what do you think? - What do you think I should do? - You're like, what? I love you for anything. Well, like, uh-huh. - All the camera guys thinking when they're in the room, while Stossy's laying on her stomach, holding her butt cheeks open, getting hot wax, spread all over it. What do you think the sound people and producers, everyone in that room that she's allowing to see her actual asshole? What do you think? - Well, I think for a reality company long enough to know that they're very proud of themselves and they're patting themselves on the back, thinking that they've got the next great art piece. - I used to think that, I used to think that the camera guys on the amazing race were the most badass camera guys, 'cause they had the toughest job running around with all these challenges. - Oh, it's camera guys too. - No, no, no, no, the ones who have the toughest job are the ones that had to film Stossy getting her ass cracked wax. Those guys, those guys should get an award. Andy Cohen should get them on Watford Happens and ask them at what it's like to be them and how they survived. - Oh my God, can we please write a letter? - But not under our names. - Well, ask Jacks to do it. It'll be signed with an X. - Oh, why don't we just record ourselves reading it so we know that they'll hear it. - Okay, so there was only, so we are now, of course, you'd think that this is all the episode had to offer, but no, the last five minutes offered up something very unique and interesting. - Oh my God, I cannot wait. - So you know that new girl get into this, I just wanna say, I love Sheena's fat boyfriend who cries and he needs to be on, Shanna, what'd I say? - Shay, Shay. - Yeah, Shay, I think he needs to be on every reality show ever questioning people and crying because he's amazing. - Yeah, I like that. So who is the new awful bitch that's with them now? Her name is like Octavia Laramavilla. - Octavia Laramavilla, whatever her name is. She's like, not horse face. We have to give another animal for her that she's a face for. - Octavia Laramavilla. - She's like a pink mantis. She's like a possum face. I feel like she's like a possum face. - Yes, pointy, she has a pointy face. I'm telling you, I thought she looked like a praying mantis. - Okay, so she's, I'm gonna call her possum face. - Yeah, possum. - Possum face. - Guys, yesterday I was at a car dealership and I saw this weird bug and I asked the guy what it was and he's like, it's a cockroach out of its shell and then to the side was the cockroach's shell. Have you ever seen that? - Yes, I mean, I watched Vanderpump Rules and that's what her face was. - Yeah, we watched Vanderpump Rules so I know what cockroach is not in their shells of like, it's stopping on the waxing table. - Okay, I'm never gonna let you get to this point. Okay, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. - So, possum face is having a some stupid like garage sale off of like Clinton Avenue or something and the girls show up and they're talking about Katie like, yeah, it's like horse face number one. It's like, oh, okay, he was like, I don't control. Like, she threw water in my face and like, threw a piece of the balls. - I know, this must have been way, I don't know what it was. So then, Katie shows up and they're like, Katie, why did you do this? And why did you say that like, Jackson, Kristen, like, why did you say that we had sex? 'Cause that was Katie's bombshell was that she said that, that Kristen and Jack said sex. Now, first of all, so then Katie's response is, are you kidding? I hate myself. More than you hate me, more than you hate me, more than you will eventually hate me, ugh. - My question was, but do you hate yourself? More than I hate you? I don't think so. - I don't, more than America hates you 'cause that's awesome. - Keep going, you're close. - I like that more than you will eventually hate me. That was great. - Keep letting your roots grow out and eventually everyone like you. - So, the big question is this. Well, oh, oh, so the first thing is, even before she said that, she didn't say no when Kristen said, why did you say that? And then she said, instead of her being like, oh, I don't know, I was talking on my ass. She goes, it's just a rumor I heard that I was just passing along. Which was-- - Who does that? - This is what all these girls do. They create rumors and then they perpetuate them without ever double checking it, but they perpetuated under the guise of double checking it. We're like, well, I heard this rumor. I just want to know if it was true because it's terrible. - You made it up, comp leg. - Oh, God. - No, I think what happened is her boyfriend told her and she's trying not to get her boyfriend in trouble. - Oh, Tom told her? - 'Cause it seems like the boys know because they showed clips from next week when one of the boys lets Stacey use their phone pretending to be him. - Okay, that's not cool. Who the hell, what guy would we got? - That's so funny. - Yeah, that is terrible guy code. I'm telling you. - Well, the Tom is a pussy and that's just the way it is. - Yeah, so-- - Tom might get the shit beat out of him. If the fact that he would let Stacey use his phone, that's not even his girlfriend. - I thought it was Kristen's phone. I don't know. - No, Stacey says, "Tom, I'm gonna use your phone right now." And like, grabs her from and starts texting as if it is Tom talking to X. - And tricks Jax into admitting something terrible. - This is why her name is-- - We're led to believe that he's boned horse face. - I cannot wait and honestly, you guys, I know this is gonna make me sound like the devil, but it won't. I think everyone is secretly praying for their Christmas wish to be Kristen Fauch. - Yes, because I think that it was poor shadowing when they showed that part where Jax was like, "Yeah, I fucked 300 girls." And you know, I'm not ashamed of it. Well, some of it I am, some of the girls I'm ashamed of. And I think that they'll show that clip over and over next to horse faces, like jutting out porcelain teeth. - I'm begging for that to happen. Like if I see a shooting star, it's either win the power ball that's $586 million or secretly jut Jax and Kristen. - You're like, "I wish that Jesus would come back to earth "or I wish that Jax fucks horse face number one." (laughing) - Oh my God, that just feels to show the type of person I am. You're a welcome watch for the back. - The show brings out the worst in us. It brings out the worst. It's like Southwest Airlines for Katie. - Oh my God, it will. I will go eat at that airport. - Okay, so let's, I think we're going, we've been talking about-- - Hey, there's a few minutes of me. I've got, I've got things to do. - So why don't we move on to Atlanta? 'Cause we've talked a lot about Vanderpump Rules and-- - Don't tell me what to do. (laughing) - I am gonna tell you what to do. We're gonna talk about Atlanta right now. We know we've been talking about Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules, but Atlanta was hilarious this week as well. - Oh my God, Atlanta makes me laugh every single week. - That is one of the most consistent sitcoms on TV. Except-- - Except on sleep. I need help. - Okay, well we will guide you through it, Katie, because it was a very funny episode. - Okay, so first off, Candy goes to talk to Cynthia. - Yeah. - Wait a second, was this on Sunday night? - Yeah. - Oh my God, I haven't watched it. - Oh my goodness. Okay, so we'll tell you what happened. - We're gonna tell you. - Okay. - So first he goes to speak to Cynthia because Cynthia's mother tried to ruin Cynthia's wedding, which was totally fake and stupid, and never happened. - Yeah, yeah. - But Cynthia's like, well, I understand. And then the second Candy starts crying, and poor Candy, because Candy is sobbing, and she's crying so hard that tears are going down her neck. - Her neck, I noticed that too, was like going down into her breast. She's like, "Her, I don't know, I'm just doing this, "my mama, my mama's not gonna be there." She's like, "I want my family." - Oh my God, you go, "I'm too handy to be me." - "Rah, Lee, rah, Lee." - I'm just acting in the top boys. I think when both of us do it, and I just add in the squeaks, like a sophomore neck. - Yeah, let's do it, let's do it again. - I'm team Candy, and I think she really deserves to be with that guy. Everyone is being so mean to her. - No, everyone is 100% team Candy. She is by far the best of this entire crew. - Yeah, everyone likes her. She's really skilled. - She's really skilled. - I just walk, mom, mom, I try to understand. - All of them. - See, "Rah, Lee, I'm just saying." They're like, "Tot, he's like, I don't know. "Not your mama." Like, "Hey, we was just trying to try on dresses." - Look what he's lost. - She always says that. - What the fuck? - We know, we know it's just wrong, huh? Oh, this is... (laughing) - What the fuck? - What the fuck? (laughing) - And then, she's like, I gotta get some paper towels, aren't you, what are you, what are you, what are you? - She's like, "What the fuck?" - She's just like, "Five-roids, five-roids, five-roids." (laughing) She's like, "Let me get some paper towels on my video, "crown my fibroids." But I love Cynthia's like, "Well, now I can understand." But now, my parents were never, I mean, my mom was never that bad. She's like, "Some basically you're saying "you can't understand." - She's like, "Mom, mama never had a weave as bad as that." - Mama Joyce is taking it to a different level, though. She's really-- - What happened? What happens if mama Joyce? - Okay, so basically, Cynthia is as useless as, giving his advice as she is at being on a reality show. So then, mama Joyce goes to see the lawyer check, - Phaedra, Phaedra. - So she goes to see Phaedra. - Amazing, amazing. - She wants to know about this prenup agreement and the wording of it and how she can get the money instead of Todd. So basically, that's what this is all about. It's her trying to get Candie's money in case, Candie. - And then she gets mad at Phaedra because she thinks, she doesn't know why Phaedra introduced Candie Todd. She's like, "Well, you gotta introduce Candie "to one of the workers." I mean, I can't do the mama Joyce voice. You don't have to do that. I did some sort of like-- - You do it like Bodeo, Bani, Rani does the best. - Rani does it, Rani does it. - She changes it because when she gets mad, she gets really high, but when she's not mad, she's, it's really creepy how she talks. That's like quiet. She's like, "Well, I don't know why you set up with him. "He's short, and he has a big head, "a short with a big head, a big head." - That was her rationale. - Yes. She's mad to be ugly. And Phaedra's like, "I wasn't sure if she meant "the metaphorical big head cocky "or just have the long poppet. "He has some ex-fat person head." - He does. She, it was like some weird-- - No, she doesn't. - No, he's adorable. And I think mama Joyce is doing some straight up like-- - I'm saying what she's talking about. - She's doing some straight up 14th century, like, like, well, you don't, but like if you're two, if you're both short and you have like, you know, big heads, then you cannot be in a union together, you know? I don't know why I did that in some of my Irish accents. (laughing) - What castle is not coming from this? - She comes from the castle of Joyce. (laughing) - Just think about him. So she's attacking his looks and his, I mean, she's just being vile. She's being fucking disgusting. And poor Phaedra is just like, "Well, you know, I think he's cute or whatever." And I don't really know what to say. And then mama Joyce is like, "I could choke you right now." (laughing) - Mama Joyce, that was scary. - Oh my God, I'm so pissed I missed this. Okay, keep going, I'm excited. - So now we're gonna have a scene that both of us can do. And this is-- - Mama Joyce comes to the candy factory to talk with candy. - Yeah, okay. Okay, so I'll start. Hey mama, why don't you go take a seat over there mama? - Riley was just here. (laughing) See, Riley was here. - Hey. - Hi mama. So, when we talk about that, Riley looking at the other day, like, "Hey, I don't understand why." Like there, you thought like there was the place to like talk about these things with Carmen and like, "See, like, I don't count for like 25 years." And see, I don't understand this mama. You was taking sides, candy. - Sides, sides, mama. - That girl called me a loose-lit tea banging whore. - There, mama. - She's hating and word candy. And you did not get enough. - Now, see, mama, like, I have known Carmen for like 25 years and Riley seems to really like Carmen. See, I don't know, see, we was just trying them down and we don't talk like that when we try them down. - Mummy, we was just kidding. Candy, we was just kidding. - Huh? - Huh? (laughing) - Listen, I am done with that whore candy and I am done with you, candy. - Hey, Riley, candy, I am your mama. (laughing) - Rod, that was like five minutes of just voice. - Yeah, whoa! - And that's what it was, I mean, uncomfortable voice watching. - And it truly was, it truly was-- - The Housewives of Atlanta Theater is beats my dinner with Ray Thomas. - Let me tell you something. - Takes the cake. - Let me tell you something. Candy actually busted Joyce. Candy said, she was basically like, well, mama, you know, by the time you was my age, like you've been married three times and your mama never said anything about it. And Joyce was like, that's when Joyce said, well, you see, we was just joking. (laughing) Just like, shut up mama, Joyce. - Mama Joyce is so horrible and candy is so sweet and honestly listen, my mom-- - Honey, honey. - I get standing behind your mom, but no. If my mom acted like that, look, I've already, I've already told my sister, if dad goes first, you're dealing with mom. I ain't doing it. So I don't know if that's just a cultural thing. I don't know if that's just a candy thing, but my mom's up shit creek. She's already pissed me off. I'm not doing shit. She's gonna be in some hospital somewhere and if Carly won't pay for it, I will all pour myself out as an old man to pay for it. I don't even care, but she is not coming to live with me and she's not getting a dime of my unemployment check. (laughing) - Oh my God, well, okay. So the other thing that happened, I'm like, oh, well, Peter, Peter, well, he loves your mother, so they should go out and have dinner together. - No, I'm just Peter, I love my mother, but yeah, she's not getting anything. - So on that note, the other big thing that happened on the episode, Katie, was that they were getting ready to go to their Savannah trip. So first we saw Kenya packing things up, including, I think she was thinking about taking a gun. And let me tell you something, this woman, she does not speak English. Well, she told us the reason why she was bringing the gun, and this is a direct quote, she goes, "If a donkey is feeling froggy and wants to take a leap, "they can leap to the emergency room "because they just got shot in the ass." (laughing) - What? - That is a direct quote from Kenya. - Yeah, Kenya, Kenya, like Kenya's just, I get her being crazy, but just being stupid. - Yes. - Honestly, you can't be both. I feel like you need to be one or the other. Like, for the first three words of that sentence, it started to make sense 'cause she's like, "If a donkey is feeling," or the first five words, 'cause she's like, it's a reference to the donkey booty. But then she starts to talk, the donkey is feeling froggy and wants to take a leap, and the leap, I mean, it just, it's like, what? - And then, you already had your phrase. - I love the knowing smile that she gives. Like, she just really got a good one in there. - Yeah, she needs to be more like a Phaedra. Now, Phaedra knows how to work her way around some words. And later on, when there was like a big fight on the bus, we'll explain, Phaedra refers to Kenya as Nini's like interpreter. And so Phaedra goes, "I didn't know she had Nini." She goes, "I didn't know Nini had enough money "that she was hiring interpreters now. "She just spent more dollars and got someone besides "in Scapie from Horror Island." (laughing) - Oh my God, so hysterical. - Okay, so Nini is taking everybody to Savannah. I don't know when no one knows why. I guess the show is like cutting down on the budge. So they're going to Savannah. And she has a meeting at, everyone's supposed to meet at 11 at some country club. Well, apparently Nini lives like an hour and a half away from everybody, which I think is hilarious. So everyone's late, and they're not only a little bit late, they're like three hours late. - Yeah, so the first check to show up is on time. She's the new girl that seems to work. - Oh yeah, like Monique spelled like M-Y-N-I-Q-U-E. - Yeah, it's like she's trying to one up the other Monique's terrible spelling of a name. - I know. - She's like, "I've got three apostrophes in my Monique." - So, I mess every letter is a consonant. I mean, (laughing) - You know what I'm saying. - No, I don't, Jacks, can you tell me that again? - No kidding, Kenya. - Nice verbiage. - I verbiage, I verbiage. So, the new girl shows up, and then Kenya shows up, and she's only 45 minutes late, so she's patting herself on the back at all time. So, Nini starts getting pissed. - Well, Nini is actually pretty calm, but Kenya takes this opportunity to rile Nini up, and they're like, "If I were you, "I'd be mad that everyone was late. "Like, I would be furious. "Like, you were rangest, you put your time into this, "I would be mad." - Yeah, and you know, Nini's blowing it off and calling her on trying to get her riled up and all that, but then it's like three hours, and the girls start coming. And I love that most of them don't, actually none of them say, "I'm so sorry, I'm late." - Yeah, not a single one. - Like, "Hey, you guys, it took me forever." No one has an excuse, no one even tries. They just show up. They're like, "Hey!" And start eating whatever food is there. - And now, by the way, and by the way, we had Jill Zaren on this podcast a year and a half ago, and Jill Zaren told us that whenever there was an event, the producers always made sure that the limos would show up late. And so that way, they would be waiting for the limos, they'd be cranky by the time the limo got there, and then the people who were waiting for them would be cranky 'cause they were late. So this was obviously Bravo stirring some shit up, which was so small. - Oh God, this all pisses me off, you guys, about these reality shows, like, no offense, but these women, a lot of them didn't know each other. They set them up on these fake trips. They set them up on fake shopping outings. They all get car services and everything. Nothing about this is fucking real until they pretty much pre-set up everything where they cast people who are gonna deliberately hate each other. It's like, whatever happened to, we're just seven people, strangers who came together and live in a house, like, I miss those days. They're jersey short, the reason it did so well. You know why? 'Cause nothing was set up. I swear to God, every single thing that 495 productions did, they put a bunch of people in a house, cameras, booze, hot tubs, no cell phones, no TV, no Twitter, no fucking Us Weeklys, and you saw what happened, that they, millions and millions of people were watching this. - I agree. - Because it was real life. - At least the first season one. Yeah, season one. - Yeah, season one. The other seasons they had to do much. - Oh, well, snooki and jow, J-Wow, I tried to watch. Oh my God, I feel so bad saying that 'cause I'm in that 495 family, but, oh, it's like, just so brutally put together, you know? - No one cares about that anymore. - So anyway, just like snooki and J-Wow. - Yeah. So anyway, okay, so Ronnie, I really interrupted you, but you were saying how they were getting lit. Everyone finally shows up three hours a day. - Oh, so everyone gets like, well, the best part was candy shows up, and Candy is like, where the hell were you? Why were you late? And Candy is like, well, it was an hour and a half. I can't do the voice. She's like, well, she's like, see, there's like an hour and a half to get here, and you know, we had to stop at Chick-fil-A for running. - So we was like, she said, I had to stop at Chick-fil-A. And Candy is like-- - It's like gay people, fuck Chick-fil-A. - Well, who does it? I mean, if we stopped eating food from everybody who hates gay people, we'd starve. Yeah, so-- - But even now, Parker, you can't go there. It's more of a gay people. - Yeah, I know, but gay people eat there 'cause the burgers are tiny, you know? But we're used to it. We're used to the hate. We'll still eat your burgers. - They also eat at five guys for the entirely wrong reasons. They're like, hey, what's going on in here? Ah, just five guys. - I think our sauces are free, especially the mayonnaise, woo-woo! - Oh my God, I would totally have five guys tonight if someone, oh, you guys are both vegetarians. I hate you guys. - No, you, you know what, you hate animals. That's why you murder them. - It's all right, I've got all sorts of chicken in my fridge anyway. So anyway, anyhow, yeah, so yeah, Candy actually stopped for Chick-fil-A, which I personally didn't think it was such a bad thing because she didn't know there was gonna be a fruit platter when she got there for the hours. - That's part was that Kenya was like, well, I don't know why she had to stop at Chick-fil-A. You know that she could skip a meal or two, or three, or four, or five, or six. I was like, you did it. - No, she didn't. She went all the way up to six before they cut her ass off. - Kenya is a, she's the worst. Kenya is this Mama Joyce, Stasi, Katie, she's a mac group. - Yeah. - Well, listen. Do you remember last week or the week before when that Fit Mom controversy happened? It was this lady who posted something on Facebook that says, what's your excuse? And it's a picture of her ripped body and she's surrounded by her three toddlers. - Yeah, I love that. - She's like a fitness trainer or something. So she put it on her Facebook 'cause she's like trying to sell fitness equipment or whatever. - Yeah. - I got fat ladies across America went fucking crazy on her. And it was all over the news and all over the internet. And I was obsessed all week with reading all these comments about everybody fighting. - Wait, what? What did she say that's so bad? - Because when the ladies who have had kids are like, oh, well, she thinks she's so great. So I'm less of a woman because I'm a mother who doesn't have a perfect body. And so it became this big war between fat women and like in shape women. And it was just, it was a moment of the year that was just delicious to me. I mean-- - Oh, I gotta get on that. Because I, you know what, I'm sorry. If someone's willing to put themselves out there and works super hard for the body that they have, there's nothing a person can do but applaud someone like-- - Well, I think it was less about that she did it, but like that, what's your excuse thing? It's, I actually, trainers do that a lot. I follow a lot of them-- - Yeah, she meant it like as a training inspiration-- - But comes off as like what the fuck is wrong with you? - But some fat blog, you know, some fat acceptance blog or health at every size or whatever, picked it up. And then that's, everybody's going crazy 'cause they took it out of context, you know? So everybody was going eight shit on this woman and then the skinny women and the fat women were fighting. I mean, it's been two weeks of me laying in bed just reading comments and laughing my ass off 'cause it's been, it's been glorious. - That's gonna be my reality show that I'm gonna pitch. It's gonna be fat for skinny. Like put four fat women, four skinny women in a house and see what happens. - Oh my God, that's actually a really good idea and watch slowly great places 'cause they're making each other crazy. - Yeah, the skinny girls have to eat, the fat girls have to starve and they'll both go, they'll be furious at once or so. - They'll all end up like just being like a slicey. - Yeah. (laughing) - So the only reason I bring that up is because I know that Kenya must be getting so much crap from fat ladies now. I just know it. I just know, and I haven't even had chance to go online and look, but I just, I never wanna make a heavy woman mad again 'cause I'm terrified now. - I never see anything. - But I'm like, oh my God, these ladies are going ape shit on each other. - Yeah, never say anything because especially if you're skinny, I mean, remember when what's her name on Shahza's son? That was like, I can just eat whatever I want. I'm just naturally skinny and perfect. And it's like, I wanted to smack her in the face, dipper and ranch dressing and throw her to the wool. So like I was like, who the fuck says things like that? If you're a thin woman, you never say that because there is nothing wrong with being thin. There's everything wrong with being overweight. No one looks at thin women and goes, oh God, what's wrong with them? They look at a person who's even 10 pounds overweight and goes, oh, that girl needs to lose weight. So it's totally wrong for women to do that. And Ken is not a small woman either. What is she talking about? She's the donkey booty. - Well, she's all buff, though. Like, it's all, she's supposedly all just muscle, you know. And so she's like, judging everybody based on their weight and I'm like, oh, but also like, watch out because you're gonna get your ass eaten up and I'm gonna laugh the whole time while I eat, you know. - But also, Ken doesn't need to skip it for like, sure. I mean, she does have some, a big booty now or whatever, but you know, she looks good. I think she looks good. She looks really good. And I think-- - She's good. She got a hot man who loves her unlike you, Kenya. And she's got a career that she built herself that she doesn't have to make an ass out of herself on TV to make a little you don't pull with your three outfits and your terrible rental closet that you'll never pay for. - And your gun, you probably start from some old man, you were boning for money, shut up. - Yeah. So then what happens is they finally get on this bus and Nini is just, she's so pissed, she almost drove off without them, but she gets on the bus and just like, I don't wanna talk to anyone. So they're all on the bus and the best thing is, you just wanna just, you know, logic dictates, you get on the bus, you shut up until everyone starts to feel better and has some food in them and feels relaxed. But Kenya gets on there and she goes, I just want you all to know that like, it's really disrespectful and you don't waste people's time and she was talking on behalf of Nini and it was totally unnecessary and so Kandy was basically like, shut up, shut up. And they got into like such a huge fight on the bus and then Cynthia was like, I love that Cynthia goes, who died and made Kenya principal the bus ride, which made me laugh only because again, there was an implication that there was any sort of like schooling happening here or education that involved the principal, but no, there was none. So anyway, Kandy and Kenya thought and then the bus sort of headed off into the sunset and I guess we'll see what happens with these. - Lisa, that's the whole episode? - Yes, that's the thing with Real Housewives of Atlanta. It's hard to talk about it the same as we talk about the other shows because it's just funny. It's like sitting down and talking about like a sitcom. Like how long can you talk about it, you know? I don't really take it as seriously 'cause I just enjoy it, you know? I don't hate anybody on it. Like I hate some of these other idiots on these shows. - And literally the second, the entire second half of the episode had to do with watching these women show up one by one and yet it was oddly like involving. Like I was, 'cause of each one you know that like the Nini's gonna lose her shit once more every time like I could watch a movie. I could go watch a two hour movie of people just showing up late to Nini function and watching her get madder, madder, madder until she finally blows up. I'd be like, oh, that was a great movie. - But I love Nini. I'm in a different place now. I had to go home and pray and say, Jesus, I'm like, who is Nini? It's like now that Nini has worked in Hollywood, she has to be nice to everybody and it's hilarious watching her struggle. - I know, because she just still wants to open those fucking backgums of hers and go flapping away, but she can't. She is now, it's like Brandi. Once, if Brandi got booked on some sort of show or got some other opportunity, you literally cannot say the things you wanna say because you will burn every single bridge, then you'll never work again. Nini must have some flawless agent over at like CAA or William Morris who is like, don't say this, don't do this, you'll burn every bridge. We still can get you on another show. You can do that, but don't make any comments along. Big women, Asian women, black women, white women, like gave her a rundown of what not to do and now she's teamed down Nini, so she's not my favorite anymore. - But she can still talk about Queens. - Well, she's still, yeah, gay people are still okay. - She still makes me laugh the most out of all. I think she's still funny, but Brandi is gonna be nothing 'cause Brandi has nothing but a shit attitude. I mean, Brandi really has no personality since they got drunk ass whole slut, so it's like once that's done, she's already lost some endorsement deal, so I'm gonna post it on our Facebook page about- - Oh, she was supposed to be the host of like a hard rock hotel or cafe thing and- - Which sounds like a no big deal, but that's like a $50,000 to $100,000 gig of Brandi years. Now that Brandi is as drunk and now she's like being a little racist, it's that's no good, no good. That's the last thing that she can do. So anyway, why don't we move on, should we talk very briefly about Shazza Sunset? Because we were- - Didn't we already talk about that? - No, we have not talked about Shazza Sunset. - I'm so confused, okay, wasn't the last episode where they all went to gay pride? - Yeah, but then there was another episode where Gigi became like besties with Sasha. They went to Planet Dailies for like the 15th time of the past two episodes. - Oh my god, what is up with this Planet Dailies like half the first- - It's such a bad restaurant. Ella cocktails are super sweet and they keep on going there on Shazza Sunset. - It's like the Daily Grill. - Oh my god, yes. - And then, but I think the only thing that's really significant about the episode that I can remember, I'm sorry to anyone who wants us to talk about something specific with it, was that Gigi got really drunk and then, like coincidentally bumped into Reza, MJ, and Asa hanging out at St. Felix on Coenga. - Yeah. - And then, like Gigi and MJ tried to talk things through and then Sean was there and then Reza came in and tried to stir, they ordered sliders. First of all, that's noteworthy because they always ordered sliders. They got sliders, they were very excited about the sliders. If Matt Woodfield were here, he'd be very happy 'cause Matt Woodfield always loved to point out that they love the sliders, they got sliders and then, I don't really remember what happened. I think that like, MJ gave like a fake apology. She's like, "All right, I'm sorry." You know what? I'm sorry. And she's like, "That's not coming off." - I don't know, I didn't watch that one, I'm sorry. Let's just not talk about it this week. I'm sorry. - Yeah, no, I'm sorry. - It's just boring and I'm waiting to see maybe that Mike and Reza don't get along. Now, it's like, there really is no substance to this show anymore past the first season. - Yeah, I liked season two also, but it needs to-- - I've always hated that piece of shit show. I hate each other's sunset, it is the worst, the worst, the worst ever. - Yeah, I like it. - We're some kind of rules. It is worse than the princesses of Long Island. - What about that rule? - It is worse. - She, Courtney loves Dallas or does Dallas or something. - Oh, no, nothing's worse than that. Nothing's worse. - I don't watch it. I don't watch that, I don't watch the other one there with that crazy-- - They don't match makers? - The water. - Oh, oh my God. - No, loving heels or something city and the love and the heels and I don't know. - Oh, that one's mobbed out, yeah. - Yeah, oh, you're not coming out in January. It's like, to those that wish us well, wait, here's to those that wish us well and those that don't can go to hell. I'm like, wow, that's-- - Well, Greg, it's the real housewives of Atlanta, but in New York, I can't wait. - All right, so I'm gonna pull the plug on this podcast 'cause I think I mess-- - This is done. We're on my birthday. - I'm exhausted. - I am done. - And it is Christmas. - It is always Christmas. - Yeah, it's the place of the sweater right now for a party, so. - Oh, fun. - Yeah. - I was like, what do you have 'em? But I wear that like in real life. - Wait a second, so I don't think so next week on this Tuesday, it's Christmas Eve, is it not? - Yes, I was taken off, you guys, we deserve it. - All right, and then the weekend after that, next to the one after that is New York's Eve, right? - Yeah. - I guess who's not watching Bravo for, oh wait, when it's real housewives of Beverly Hills taking a break because my-- - Yeah, I don't know. - What we should do is we should not have an episode for Christmas Eve. Well, let's take next week off, but maybe we should record a new episode of the crappies. - Yeah, we need to do the crappies award. - So what are the crappies that'll come out in New York's Eve, how about that? - Yeah, perfect. - So we'll plan some time. I'm gonna be here in LA. - I'm coming back on the 28th, so I'll be here too. Are where you going, Katie, are you gonna be in town? - I'm going to New York for Christmas. I was thinking about flying back on the 27th, but I am invited to a New Year's party in New York that might be too hard to skip, so. - Okay, so we'll Skype for you. - We'll Skype and we'll record the crappies, and hopefully we can get Lisa involved too, and maybe a few others. Let's see if we can get a special guest. - What the hell, real housewives of Beverly Hills and from their front rules are new next week, I have to fucking recap on right before Christmas, Eve in Texas. - That's great. - Bravo, you dumb jerks. It is run by Andy Cohen. - See, I probably like to keep people, guess not. - I'm not Christians, but to make up for it, the description is Kim sends her dog to boarding school. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Okay, I'll take it back. Thanks, brobs. - Thanks, brobs. - So anyway, look for the new podcast in two weeks. Everyone have a wonderful Christmas for all you goys out there, and I have to say happy birthday to my friend Neil, it's his birthday today, and he's a big listener of the podcast. So happy to be here. - I'd be like your sister and so are your boyfriends. Hope you guys have an open relationship. We'll meet at another party someday. Bye, everything. - Thank you once again, Katie, for coming on. - Absolutely, don't forget at the painted nail and official, Katie, 'cause they're like, "I'm all yours." - And Ronnie is at Trash Tweet TV, and he does recaps every Monday night, including over Christmas. - Yeah, I'm it. - Real housewives at Beverly Hills, you're at the Funniest Recaps, so you're really the only, he's the only website you have to go to, trashtalktv.com, and you can follow me @bsideblog on Twitter and all that fun stuff. And of course, like us on Facebook, facebook.com/watchwhatcrapins. It's a blast on there, and since we won't have an episode next week, the way you can deal with it will be go to the Facebook page, and you guys can all chitchat. And where I should say, you guys, we all will chitchat. We're gonna post fun stuff. So, thanks everyone for listening. Thank you, Katie, and Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Merry Christmas. - If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the internet. The folks behind the side show network have launched a new YouTube channel called "Wait For It." It's got interviews with comedians like Reggie Watts, Todd Glass, Liza Schlesinger, slicing, driving friends with it for 10 years. One of the funniest people out there, and I still have a hard time with the last name, Liza. Our very own Owen Benjamin, that's me, takes you on a musical journey down internet rabbit holes, and much more. You don't have to wait any longer. Just go to youtube.com/waitfortcomedy. 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