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That's audible.com/crapids or text Crapids to 500-500. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch Where Crap is a weekly podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com. You can follow me @bsideblog on Twitter and Instagram and all those fun social media platforms. Joining me, as always, is Ronnie Karen, who is with trashtalktv.com and is @trashtweettv on Twitter. And also, Katie Kazorla, star of the nail files on TVGN's The Nail Files, obviously. And she can be found at The Painted Nail. By the way, our podcast, you should like us on Facebook, facebook.com/watchwhatcrapids. This is actually part two of episode 103, so if you missed part one, make sure you go back and listen to it. It wound up being two hours long, so we split into two halves, part one, and now part two. This hour we're going to talk about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Shah's a Sunset. So, let's not delay it any further. Let's get right back into the conversation. Alright, so let's go on to Vanderpump Rules because we have stuff so much TV to talk about. Yeah, we do. And I know once we start talking about Vanderpump Rules, it's really all going to come out. Vanderpump Rules, home of the worst people in Los Angeles on reality TV. Pretty much. You've heard Katie mention the term "lades" a few times tonight, and I feel like Katie, you should probably explain why you made that term up. Okay, well, here's the thing. I feel like Jax is "lades," and here's the reason, because people, you know, you drive around L.A. and there's all these billboards for AIDS, like pizza awareness, and AIDS, and L.A. and all that, and they always show, like, two partners together. Yeah. Well, that really isn't the problem because I have a ton of gay friends and none of them have AIDS. But when you look at Jax, I think there is the problem. So I have nicknamed him "hashtag L-A-I-D-S," which stands for "lades," which is what you would get concerning the amount of -- do you remember when he was all over that little actress girl, how disgusting that was? Oh, God. And then, like, was making fun of her for being in rehab when she was -- Yeah. Oh, my God. She took him for support. And he breaks up with her right after her 12-step meeting. Oh, but, okay. And she's like, "I let you come in, me unprotected." And you're like, "There you go, lades," exactly what I was talking about. Walking in. They should put Jax on the billboards for, like, stay away from this man. Get on a hazmat suit. Oh, my God. He's just so gross and everything about him, and his -- did his nose all of a sudden get ugly this season? Yeah. I think he's honestly, like, he -- I think he's one of these guys where he gained just enough weight, where he crossed the threshold, where he's -- I don't think he's hot anymore. He's, like, just sort of o-fish looking, right? And the beard is not helping. Oh, my God. He looks like -- he's, like, that game I always play, homeless or hot, because sometimes I see homeless men and I can't tell if they're, like, Malibu chic or if they're really homeless. Yeah. I always take photos and send to my friends to go, "Homeless or hot," you know? And I think Jax is across the border of homeless, and he really has a skanky -- Well, one of the things you'll notice about a lot of the homeless people in Los Angeles is they're really hot. I know. Because they're Jax. They're all Jax. They're these boys who come here because they're pretty. They have no talent or brains. All they really know how to do is fuck and work out and look good. And what happens? They become chewed up, you know, and they end up being, like, homeless drug addicts on the street. Yeah, that's his. And Jax will be one of those. I mean, he's like steps away from it now. He can barely remember where he is. I don't know. He works -- you have to remember, like, they all still work there. They get paid, like, $700 an episode, basically, to do this, and that's the most money they're ever going to make, ever. Absolutely. Did you see Jax's truck? No, I didn't notice it. Oh, my God. They're getting him when you were having a fight. Yeah, worse than Tonka. They were -- remember they got in the fight after dinner. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that was the last six episodes. That's okay. You can still talk about the truck. It's okay. Oh, yeah. Anything you want about Jax? I just -- I feel -- I want to feel bad for him, but he's such a douchebag. He makes John Goslin and Ed Hardy look cool again. Yeah. Let me tell you something. So this week's episode was about -- pretty much most of the cast went up to Lake Arrowhead to go to Shina -- I'm not Shina, Stasi's mom's house. So first things first. Let me just put it out there. I am never drinking Lake Arrowhead water ever again. Now that those kids have been in that lake, it should be off the market. There should -- the CDC should be in there, and they should be purifying that lake. They should just be drying it out at this point because -- I rather swim in Crystal Lake at night. Once the Vanderpump Rules kids go into Lake Arrowhead. It's bad news. So here's what cracked me up. The real excuse, the reason why they're going up to Lake Arrowhead is because Tom Sandoval, Kristen's boyfriend, his band got a gig opening for the motels in Lake Arrowhead. And if that does not make you laugh, you need to think about some things in your life because -- It's like booking a retirement community. You're like, oh my God, we're going to go play this new retirement home that just opened up. We're opening for the goggles. If you haul those so sad, he's like, this is the best thing that's ever going to happen to us. He's like, now don't get me wrong. I love that song. Only the Lonely is one of my favorite songs, but still, it's like their only song also. And it was from 25 years ago, if not 30 years ago. Isn't that sad? And here's the thing. And that's stupid, Kristen. By the way, that should go to show you what kind of woman she really is. She's trying to be loving and cute and make up for sleeping with some whore. And she's like, get away from me. Get away from me. And then the girls. But then once she sees people taking interest in them, now she loves him. Exactly. What a dappin' slop bag. Yeah. I agree. That actually really pissed me off. She's so pissed. But then once she sees that her man is slightly famous in the world of this Arrowhead festival, that by the way takes place in front of a Claire's boutique. I don't know if you saw it. It was a Claire's boutique in front of the stage. No. I was too blinded by the quintessential lake concert white trash girl that's always in the front with the type of white theater on and no-broad dancing to whatever music she can dance to. It reminded me of honestly when I went to Disney World a few years ago. And Nelson was playing at Epcot Center because they played there every night at 5 p.m. And that's the sort of concert this was. Wait a second. Are you joking that Nelson was playing at Disney World? They, I'm telling you, every single day I think Nelson plays at 5 p.m. And they do all their dad songs like Ricky Nelson to play all these old time songs. And then at the very end they say here's one of the newer songs and they play Love and Affection, which I of course became Kristin and I was like cheering and singing along too. Oh my god, that's downtown Disney. There's no way they would let those two folios into Epcot Center. Like I don't believe it. I know. I think you're thinking of downtown Orlando near Disney World. Disney World had chases. Again, also in front of a Claire's boutique. No in front of a journey. I don't even know what that is, but I know it's got to be bad. It's kind of like hot topic, but I was about to say I can imagine Tom being like, hey guys, we booked a gig at Spencer's. Oh my god, Spencer gifts. They always had like the riskiest section that we would sneak into and look at like the bait watch posters. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Oh my god. That just hit me like a ton of terrible memories. I know. There would be like a lamp shaped like a penis and we'd be like, Oh my god, it's a pain. I know. It was in the over 18, 18 and over section. There was always like Carmen Electra merchandise in there. And like books that said, fuck on them like board games that were like, fuck you, fuck me. And you're like, ooh. Oh, this is so dirty. Oh my god. My parents are never going to know. Over here. There's like black lights with like the weed poster that had like the fluorescent weed leaves on it that would light up with the black light. That store is still going strong, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Big time. I think I see one in the Austin mall when I'm in Austin visiting my family. I think there's a movie theater. I think there's one at the Danbury Fair Mall in Danbury, Connecticut. Yeah. I think we have one at our Arnett mall in Port Steds, actually in Big Flats, New York. The point is this, everyone. If you go into a Spencer's gift shop, you will probably find something that looks and sounds more interesting than Tom's band playing at Lake Arrowhead, opening many acts before the motels. Okay. Well, what did you think about Stassi's mother? I think she's totally inappropriate. Well, she's clearly seriously living last list. If my mother ever talked to somebody like that, I would date. I was dating. Well, I wouldn't be surprised, but I would be horrified. Me too. Dan does tequila shots with her, with the man who cheated on her daughter. By the way, how creepy was it when they were trying to make up and Jax is like, just give me a kiss. Just give me a kiss. Stassi looked like a little tiny two year old and he looked like this like creepy, kind of older, molester-y type guy trying to get her to give a little kiss. It was really, really sweet. She was loving every second of it. Did you notice the part where he was peeing? I don't know why they were sewing this, but he was peeing. When he was coming out of the bathroom, he was massaging his dick, so it looked bigger in his ass. I totally saw that. And then the next scene was him sitting with that little kid. I was like, that's nice. I'm glad that Jax had fluffed his own dick before he had a scene with a five-year-old or whatever. No. You guys, he was literally, they showed Stassi sitting on the toilet, then she- Oh, yeah. Stassi was peeing. That was another classy moment. That's out of the Bethany-Frankles school of class. Oh, that's another thing, never brandy getting in the bathtub. It's called, do you know how many people are around when you're filming a reality show? There's sound guys, there's a segment producer or producer, storyboard people. There's, you know, PAs and runners, there's the camera guy. The fact that she just stripped down butt naked, it's like she has something so hard to prove. Yeah. You know that that girl was the first person in fifth grade to give a blowjob. Oh my God. It's just that girl. And it's like, she wasn't necessarily mean. She was just so needy. It's like, what did your father do to you? Can we just all get together in school in the fifth grade, have a lunch? We just all talk about what our daddies did to us. I think if we got rid of those issues sooner, we could just have much more normal lives. Oh my God, we would have normal lives. She would just admit that she had a creepster for her father because she said that she walked around naked and he like makes comments about her boobs. I think that is so ill. If my dad did that, I think I would have a heart attack and die. So that just doesn't even make sense to me. Yeah. It's a pretty creepy world. And Jackson's mom gives me the vibe that I mean, Stacey's mom gives me the vibe that she wants to bone Jack's like she's kind of an ex-girlfriend in this. Yeah. We're close to age. They're like closer in age than stocks stocks. Oh my God, it's up their new name. Stacks. Stacks. Stacks infection. Of Jossie. So, I think, I think, Jack's is more close in age to the mother than to, um, than to stop me. Yeah, probably. I don't know. I thought the whole arrowhead trip was hilarious. And I also thought that, um, uh, the, the brow beating of Katie or Kirsten or whatever, Horseface number one, whatever her name is. Yeah. Horseface number one. Okay. You know what, bitch? Please. She's out of control. It's worse because he sits there and, oh, maybe I was wrong. I hear sirens. Hold on. It's always a bad sign. That's, that's the sound of, uh, someone let fire to Stacey's hair. Sir. Oh my God. You guys do you feel like Tom did anything wrong? Cause I don't think he did. I think they were all like, ganging up on him. Well, no, no. I mean, obviously he did something wrong and that he cheated. But you know, here's- Get over it or break up. Exactly. Exactly. And so, you know, first like she's like attacking him at, uh, whether all eating like lunch or something. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Actually, before that was the night before he's like strumming on his little like unplugged electric guitar. And as we all know, electric guitars, when they're not plugged in, make no noise. They make truly no noise. They don't even have a hole in them and a thing for the noise to bellow out of. The whole point is they're, they're pretty much silent. And, and Horseface number one comes in and she's like, can you, can you please not do that? It's just like, we're in someone else's house and like, I don't know, you know what's louder than that electric guitar being plucked is your stupid voice yelling at your boyfriend in the hallway. Oh my God. And then he was nice about it, tried to come out and give her at least a hug or kiss good night. And she acted like a total bitch when she was like, it's just weird. Yeah. Okay. Well, then break up. Yeah. Go away. Oh, yeah. The reason I'm saying I think he's just as bad or worse is because I hate when couples fight in front of people. Oh my God. But they set it up, they tell you exactly what's going on so everybody could weigh in on it and everybody can have their opinion on whether you're right or your fucking idiot boyfriend is right. Like, I don't care. Like, I'm mostly hanging out with only one of you because I like you. The other one I'm stuck with because you're dating someone I probably most likely enjoy. So I already don't like one of you. I don't care. I'm already going to have to hear this from one perspective. I really just don't want a round table. Oh, and then there's, and then there was also earlier in the night when, um, when they're at the bar and, and I think Tom made some joke about or talking about how he got sunglasses for the other time. Oh my God. She was like, oh, don't act like you wear them all the time. You bought them three days ago. I'm like, shut up, horse face. I know. Why are you getting on him so bad? Here's the thing. Tom should stop being a pussy and when he cried at the lunch, I know I was dying on my side. It is hilarious. I was like, yeah, you're a real rock star right now. I mean, look, men are allowed to cry and they're allowed to cry from their bros. But right now he was really being a pussy. I mean, it's a third week, it's a third episode of the season and the third week in a row, we've had man cries. Yeah. Come on, boys. I also just man it up a little bit. I know. These are, yeah. These are the big manly and straight guys in West Hollywood, please. I know. I also liked when in the wake of the big fight the night before with the guitar and the good night and everything, it becomes this whole thing and then horse face number two starts yelling at Tom and Tom's yelling at horse face number two and then they like lock him out the door and then they're screaming through the door. It was so beyond seventh grade, like beyond what could be seen in seventh grade, it was I couldn't believe these are like adults and they're allowing this to be filmed on TV. This is their legacy to their families. Oh my God. Isn't it? Tell me that's not embarrassing. Tell me it's not just, how can you let yourself, you know you're on camera? You do. You always do. We filmed 16 hours a day for like three months straight and yeah, sometimes you're just over. You don't even care. It's kind of like all bets are off. You're like whatever. I'll just do whatever you need to get this over with. But I mean at the end of the day, you don't act like that knowing it's going to be, I'm like, who just sat? I know. They were just, they're just all so dumb and I was just, it made me feel so great about myself that that seemed. I know. It made me feel wonderful. I felt like an adult after watching that. You know, the other thing that happened on the episode is that she know her body continued to fall apart. Those glasses? She shows up with glasses that look like they're from a Terry Gillian movie. Okay. They are so wide. They are like, they look like someone took propellers. Okay. And put, made them out of glass and put them on her face. It's like Annie Hall is getting ready to go to bed. No, she looked like, um, what do you call it? Um, Kai, who's that crazy, uh, sports broadcaster that died that wore those crazy glasses? Harry, Carrie. Yeah. Yeah. Carrie, Carrie, but she's like, I need to wear the glasses. I need to take time off because I scratch my crania and there's a chance I might get an infection. Shut up. You know, you don't even have the effect infection yet. Oh my God. Isn't that crazy? She really, she's a hypochondriac, I think. And an idiot too. So an idiot and a drama queen and an attention whore and these poor things. I cannot believe they make $700 a week. That is crazy knowledge to have because, you know, the first season of a grovel showed you don't make anything. But I know that Brandy is first season. She made, well, I don't know, but reportedly she made $20,000 for her entire first season. And then the second season, she got a whole lot more because she was made a regular, but even her first season, she made a lot more. I mean, these girls are working for $700 in episode. That's pathetic. And they're still having to be waiters. Oh, Lord. I know. Well, they would, they would make more money doing porn, which I have an odd feeling. One out of that group will end up doing. Horseface number two. Oh, God. Are we going to talk about what happens live though? Oh, let's go for it. I haven't watched it. So you happened. You tell me. Okay. So they had Stasi and Jackson. Uh huh. It was the worst, most awkward. Obviously, they gave away everything, which was really, I know Andy Cohen was probably like turning over inside himself, but he literally had them both on there and they were, Stasi wouldn't even look at Jax in the face. And they played a game called which bitch face, which bitch face is Stasi, um, directing this to Jax or Sheena, and it would show bitchy pictures of Stasi's face and they're like, okay, and this bitch face picture of Stasi is this to Jax or just Sheena. What do you think? That's actually really funny. And she was sitting right there. Well, she deserves it. If you're going to give the bitch face to everyone and it's about time, you know, you've got to know that you have bitch face. I love, you know, like on the season premiere, she's like, I don't understand why people don't like me. It's because you're a bitch all the time and they saw it on TV. Oh my God. That's why people don't like you. If you just walk yourself on this show and not see that you're a total C word, then there's no hope for you. And then when, and then when Jax gets attached to you on his bicep of your name, you should have been like, you're psychotic, but instead you're like, ooh, I like it. That's just, you're, you're an awful person, Stasi. Never forget that. She's really being eclipsed this year by Kristen because Kristen is, is just like this heinous crazy horse face monster. But we can't forget that Stasi is really the worst of all. We can never forget that. I, she really is the devil. I think she, and when they were, um, Jax made a comment last night and watched what happens live and said, um, you know, well, I guess you're lucky because your dad's paying for everything. And she was like, how dare you? How dare you? You're insulting me. My dad does not pay for everything. And he was like, we pays for your car, I pays for your insurance, he pays. And she goes, I work, I work hard, and I paid for my, um, my place. Not like I can say that for you considering that I paid for all your shit. She's like swearing up the storm. So classless. And then a caller calls in and goes, hi, Andy, I have a question for Stasi. Um, Stasi, why do you think the world revolves around you? I was rolling. Oh my God, please, if there's anyone you guys can, actually it's on YouTube. Watch what happens live. Damn you for bringing us into this. Watch what happens. Oh my God, it was just so, so awkward. And literally someone's like, um, did you guys, are you guys together now? And Stasi was like, oh, so clearly they don't even speak. Well, that's one, one instance where Stasi has good judgments. Yeah, exactly. And then they asked Jax, if he regrets getting his tattoo and he goes, it was, you know, I, I live my life as if it's lessons and not mistakes. Oh, a lot of lessons, yeah, he doesn't learn anything from them. Yeah, except when your, your test comes back positive and I'm sure you've learned your biggest lesson. Yeah, I, I, even then I'm not, I'm not sure, you know, because the thing is, he has a lot of lessons that I think may get aborted. So I don't know if you get the full snap, you know, it's hard to really learn when your lesson has been taken care of. Oh my God. Yeah, exactly. When you can just, when you can just for $200 and a pill, get rid of your lesson and never speak to the person again. Oh my God, I feel so bad for her. Not really. No, I think, I think it's like silence. I'm like, whoever, whoever, I think she dodged a bullet in that one. Didn't have to raise the, the spawn of Jax. Did you imagine how dumb that kid would be? Oh my goodness. I was like walking up against walls. He had to take the advice of an eight year old, put it that way. Yeah. Oh, by the way, that redeemed Bravo for the year. It's like, I'm glad that happened before the year ended. It's like one redeeming scene, at least there's a smart child left in the world, you know, I know his parents signed a release for him to be on there. By the way, what happened with Stassi's mom and dad? They're divorced. Yeah, I don't know what happened because, you know, when Stassi was on the amazing race, that was not the mother who was on it. I think I seem to remember it was her new mom. Wait, when Stassi was on the amazing race? Yeah. Um, in case you didn't know, Stassi was on Amazing Race Family Edition back in 2005. And let me tell you something, it was her, her dad who we've seen and her dad's new wife or at least wife back that I don't know if they're still together and she had a brother. I don't know. It's not, it's obviously not the same brother because it would have been too little. Um, she had another brother there, didn't she? Yeah. Yeah. And Stassi was such a spoiled brat on that show. This is not something new. This is not something new for Vanderpump Rules. She whined and complained the entire time. And I remember they got eliminated because they had to go on some sort of like, they had to go on a racetrack, which was hilarious for a whole other reason because there was another family. Um, this is a widow whose husband was like killed at a racetrack and then they made them go to a racetrack and she was like flipping out. So then Stassi and her family, they had to get on this weird like, uh, four person bicycle thing. It was like a circular thing and they had to pedal around. And I seem to remember them just like not being able to do it and Stassi crying and moaning and complaining the entire time. How old was she? She was like 14 and she was, she was chubby. She was chubby. She had black hair and she's like, dude, I don't want to do this. And she was a pill the entire season. Oh my God. She has not grown up. She actually may have been more mature on that show than she is now. Clearly. She's like a child. She actually scares me. I think she's developmentally challenged, I guess you could say. And you can see where she gets her attitude from because her mom is no better. Her mom sitting there serving up, you know, Ortega tortillas and drinking tortillas. You know how I feel about tortillas. Yeah. So are we done with this show because honestly it hurts my soul. Every time we talk. It actually fills my soul up. But let's go to, uh, should we go to Atlanta? Oh, snap-dizzle Atlanta. Yes. I love Atlanta. It's the fastest one to talk about because I don't take it seriously at all. It's just fucking hilarious to me every single time. I mean, this one Kenya got all her ship, ship tour from from Cordell and he's now using her. He didn't. Yeah. He's now using her anal balls, took them out of the box and just sent her an empty box back, which is amazing. Amazing. I love, I love the way Portia is dealing with us. She's just like basically calling him a queen every chance that she gets. I love when she goes, he wants me to let me know woman to woman that he doesn't give a damn about anything we had together. I'm like, yeah, you go girl, calm a woman. Do it. But he used to put on my clothes and he used to buy my hair and he would treat me like his boss. And at first I thought he was being a match of sex. But then now I think he's a queen. I'm like, Oh, no, girl, I love her. I love that she's taking him to church every single episode now. Yeah. How is she allowed to do that? Can't he sue her for slander? Not if it's true. Yeah. But the, oh, she's too stupid to know what slander is anyway. Well, she has, have you seen her lawyer? She thinks that slander and salamanders are the same thing. You can't sue me for salamanders. I don't like them. I don't like reptiles. Oh my God, I just feel better. She clearly is just, remember during the reunion where she's like, I'm now, we are not perfect. We are not, Cordell is not perfect. It doesn't like vaginas, okay? But we took a vow. Oh God. Now listen here, I'm a strong woman. I ain't gonna take nothing from all down if he talks to me like that. But if he does my list and I'll get back together with him. Oh my God, by the way, is, can you hook up with, with Phaedra's husband? Oh, it's looking more like it every day, isn't it so? Because they were in LA together, just the two of them, why? First of all, no one's asking why, and when they were here, they were texting each other and he was like, I was texting her on a friend level. See, you know your white fucking hates someone, but yet you're gonna text them? No, no. Yeah, that's fishy, that's the next couple to go. Yeah, that one's going up with you. Although, I don't know how he's gonna break up with her because he's not ever gonna make a damn living. Well, maybe he'll, maybe he'll install a bunch of koi pons in backyards. That's, that's his new business idea. Yeah, I got this idea. I'm gonna install some koi pons. You know what they're back yard need? Some koi pons. He's a koi pon. Ooh. How are your kids gonna make a wish if they can't throw a nickel in a koi pon? Well, actually your nuts was to throw, um, to change and pennies and things into the koi pon. I have one, so I know. Uh, you know everything, I'm gonna throw a koi in the koi pon. I'm gonna take out a koi and make a wish and throw it back in the pan. Oh my God, I'm embarrassed for Phaedra. I think she actually is, is married to someone beneath her. I feel like, but, but he on her physically, physically he's above her for sure. Physically. Oh, I love that Apollo. Yes, but she, she married a guy, she married an ex-con who is beneath her on purpose because she could always have him under her control. Yeah. She figured this guy can't run. Yeah. He's gonna have an ankle bracelet for the first decade of our life. Yeah. Where's he gonna go? Yeah. There's no way this guy would cheat on me. Yeah. You know. Yeah. And together, he can't afford child support. He doesn't have a job, so clearly he's not going anywhere. Yeah, exactly. She, she, baby mama, trapped him and that's like the quintessential, you know, LA girl moves to get pregnant. It's like, I think we just discussed this. Yeah. I say good for Phaedra because, you know what, Apollo is hot and you know what, if I could, if I could baby mama, like, trap a hot guy like Apollo, I would do it in a second. Ew, you would not do, I would never stoop to such a hooker level as to- Oh, I would. I would. [laughs] That's why I'm her friend. [laughs] I wouldn't do it, but I'd listen to you talk about when you did that. I'd do it until I wouldn't need him anymore and then I'd like to come to the curb. Oh my God. Okay. You know what? I love you. Yeah. By the way, I also, I love that Phaedra had yet another photo shoot. Oh, it's, by the way, it's being hot. The photographer's assistant was very hot. I don't know if you noticed him, but I certainly did. He was hot. But I love that Phaedra dressed him all white and the reason why she goes- The Black Angels. She's like, "It was my idea to dress in all white because white is just so refreshing. Oh, black people and white is just like little black angels. I love it." [laughs] Oh my God. I'm just, I'm thinking, I'm just glad that she's saying these things because it allows me to have those sort of thoughts that I probably shouldn't have, but because she said those things it justifies it. Yeah. Exactly. I don't know. Also, oh, I'm sorry. What were you going to say? No, nothing of importance. You go. I'm sorry. I was going to say also in this episode, "Can you get evicted?" L-O-L. Okay. After she's dancing around this house that she hasn't paid for, for God knows how long, twerking, which was another wonderful part of the show. Twerking at that piano? Yeah. The piano's like, please stop, please stop. Why does she have a piano in the first place? Kenya is so, is such a wannabe, it's, it's, it's hysterical. Hilar. Which her, her friend. No, Kenya. Oh, her friend is bad too, and he got boob flop sweat. I felt really bad for him. Oh yeah. Who, what is an assistant slash producer? What is that? I know. Yeah. I don't want my producer to be my assistant also, by the way. Because Walter's a producer, but he's not my assistant. Yeah. Could you imagine if that was his title on your show, producer slash assistant? Oh my God, it's like he's in the middle of like a session with Barbara Streisand and all the sudden it's like, Hey, can you grab me a bottle of water and thirsty? Don't forget to FedEx the stuff for me, like, who does that? Who does that? Kenya. Kenya Moore and the people who think that they are advancing in life by attaching themselves on to her. By the way, can, can people stop hating on Candy's man? I like him. I like Todd. You know, I love everything. Ben, let's talk about article. I just moved into a new house and it is really hard to find quality furniture that, honestly, I can afford without feeling terribly guilty. I found the most beautiful stuff on article. I got three bar stools for this bar I built and they are gorgeous. They're mid-century modern brown leather seats. 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The way I get impersonations is to say, "Rala," and then from there it goes to strange weird owl places. But everyone gets like, "Rala, what if mama tell you about Todd?" Because see, the way I see it, see, the way I see it, is that I don't want you to be sad. If you don't like him, I was like, "Mama, it's nice because if you don't like him, I want you to be happy." You know, see, I don't know Scrubs, Rala. Oh my God, that is genius, because honestly, I love, Katie is my favorite, okay? My obsessions with Housewives, I have like the ones that I have to see every week, and there's ones that like, I could just do without ever again, even just looking at their faces. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. Scrubs. I think she's disgusting. She sounds like an actual muppet, but as a human being who talks, how much of the studio you got. Scrubs. Scrubs. I can't do it. Scrubs. Scrubs. I'm sick with the fat out in person. I love, there are two other, uh, candy bursts, uh, voices that I love. One is when she cries, and she's like, "See when Todd got me, the rig." Guess what? Ah, wow. And then I also like when she's saying, "Looooo." She's like, "Looooo." She does do that. Hey, can you ask Walter to do something with candy, please? I mean, I feel like he should. I really do. And can we be there? Can we be there? And can we be there for that, please? And you know what? Here's the thing, he probably would let you. P.S. A Real Housewife, or Shods of Sunset, citing. I saw, um, Lily Gellicci's Sunday night at the W Hotel. Oh, wow. And she's like, "Hi." Oh my gosh, she, I can't with her. I just want to think she, I want to like her, but she keeps doing things that make me not like her. And so, unfortunately, I can't. It's like a sit down dinner, like I'm sorry, you can't like RSVP the night before. I'm actually TMJ, just so you know, I'm going to wear a t-shirt that says TMJ. I don't like having to choose between the two of them because I actually like them both. But, um, you know, Lily's getting the bad at it this season, and I'll just go with it. But you know what I don't like, I'm going to tell you what I don't like. The episode of Shods of Sunset that's airing tonight as we speak, the promos for it start with, uh, Reza being like, "Hey, I am like, I'm like TMJ, I'm getting the pom-poms out." I'm like, "Fuck you. You're the one who just like threw her under the bus big time. Huge time on the reunion." Oh, I know. That you did drugs. You were such an awful friend to her. I mean, he called her a fat, he called her a slut, he called her a drug addict. He called her an addict. He said she robbed a bank. I mean. And now he's like, and now he's like, and then he's TMJ, this is like the biggest bullshit. He's like, you know what he's doing? He's like overcompensating to show that he's like, he's like basically kissing her ass. And I'm like, "Okay." How do you come back from telling, like, from saying you robbed a bank? That's so Persia, that's so Persia to be like, "Hey, homegirl robbed a bank." And then like, "No, like, I'm still on your team." Like, that's so Persia. We're family. You know, when I ran, if you didn't need those things, I could have cut up your feet and poked you in the eyes with a fork, and it would have been okay because we're family. You're like my sister, my fat, criminal, drug addict and sister. Like, I just thought moving into like a new apartment, it's like, it's so small, I can barely fit in here. I can't imagine what a fat MJ would do, but it's okay, I'm on your team now. Oh, yeah. God, but still, I love Reza, I do like, but MJ is my favorite, like, I really am team MJ, I'm sorry. Like, I'm gonna have to wear-- I'm team MJ only because I know she'll always have the best drinks. Yeah. Okay, wait, one quick thing, I forgot to add it, and I just noticed in my notes. Please. Kyle, Kyle's sister, Kim. Oh, we didn't even talk about Kim, what's wrong with us? Oh my God, I had to bring this up and I know we're kind of like going all over, but I just have to say this. I think something is really, she's at a point where she's done, like, irrepetable damage and she's at a point where her energy, when she talks, she's gotta go. She can't be on a real hustle. So sucks, but she's drunk all the time. Hey, you know what, Brandi, when you talk like that, that makes me want to go outside, take you outside with me, out to the side of the house, this place is not on the inside. I know what it's like to faint. That's not a thing. Hey, I'm not, I'm fainting right now. She literally fell off a chair in the middle of her confessional, that's, that's, that's Kim Richards for you. She did. She really did. She fell off a chair. I love her. I just hope that, you know, she's just one of those people you're always rooting for to fall off the wagon. Before her dog malls her death, Ken's lay. Oh my God, she's the reason why people have a bad reputation. She is. Yeah. It wasn't his fault. I swallowed it and all of it and he found it with a bow. What happened to her boyfriend, by the way, does anyone know about him like I moved down the street? I'm Ken. Oh my God. It's my girlfriend like you guys don't, you love how Brandi Glanville had so many nasty things to say about Joanna Krupa yet she got the least house that she wanted and then talk shit about the guy who helped her get the house. I know. And not only that, but how do you think that bitch got on the show? Mohammed. His fucking thing. It's like the pimp of the whole, you know what, maybe if Brandi didn't, maybe if Brandi went down in Mohammed and instead of some random realtor from Tarzana, she would have a nicer house. Oh my God. I, where is that house? Where is it? It was, it's got to be here in Tarzana because the rest of what they went to was in Tarzana. I looked it up. Or maybe it was Beverly Crusts. Oh well, either way. Somewhere they're still, she's on, she's on your side of the Hillsgate. That's where. I'm in Studio City up in cold water. I don't live in like pornville, Raseeta. First of all, there would not even be a house like that in my neighborhood. And I know that sounds like really snobby, but there wouldn't be otherwise the land and taxes would be cheaper here, but it's not because that shit up house that she leaves isn't around me. No, there's something. Imagine Barbara Streisand, where every house is from the 1960s and they're never remodeled or redone. And when you go look at them, they still have like really dirty shag carpeting and smell like, like three's company set. And they're two billion dollars. Yeah. At least. Wait, now let's, speaking of real estate, let's get back to Shah as a sunset here. I mean, we're done with Atlanta, I think. So let's get back to Shah as a sunset because we're talking for like hours here. Shah as a sunset, the things that happened, the big things that happened on this week's episode were running, you have to see other conversation because you just watched it yesterday. Okay. Well, here's the main thing. Say, express that dog's anal glands, which we're not talking about. Sorry. Oh, well, you know, like sometimes you have to stick your finger up a dog's ass in order to, you know, make a poop, like, you know, like Peter, like, you know, like his finger up a homeless person's ass to make a poop and like, and a pigeon's ass too and made a poop in the street. But like, you know, that's just what he's going through right now. Oh my God. You know, as express and then we had, we got to meet Lily's brother, which was the most, I mean, look, the shots of sunset is a horror show of disgusting scenes. Every week, it's just something that's grosser than the last. I mean, this guy talked it. But let me, let me do a, let me do a scene between Lily and her brother. Hey, brother, hey, Lily, what's going on? Your ovaries are drying up. That's mean, I know, but I'm a doctor, and we all come from a long line. We come from such a long line, and it would be a shame if you three sluts were the ones who are the first ones to fuck everything up and not be able to have him. You don't have ovaries and you're old and useless and disgusting whore. Well, you look like Mr. Bean. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like Bravo's, it's like Bravo's trying to explain that gay people aren't only horrible in America. They're also horrible in Iran. Yeah. Even where it's illegal. Bravo has something against the gays. I swear it. They do. They really do. They really do. Whoever's working there, and you know, people say, oh, they're so gay friendly. No, they're not. Oh my God. They're totally hurting. People look awful. Yeah. But the worst part is that we love every second of it. We're so self-loathing. Yeah. We are, it's our self-loathing, but I do not love the gays on Bravo. Well, I don't. No, but we love the shows though. The gays on Bravo are the worst. Well, except for Jeff Lewis, because he's more than just a Queenie gay. He's an actual hilarious gay. Yeah. And I think that's all. I think I'm done. So wait, so what else happened on Shah's? Oh, there was a thing, it was actually sad about Gigi's sister and how like her husband basically had sex with like a lady in their house and it was caught and the daughter was like, saw it all. That's fun. Yeah. Gigi's sister is kind of a bitch, so I don't feel bad for him. Okay. What else happened? Oh, well, did we meet? Was this the episode that we met Gigi's hot but slightly off gay boyfriend? I'm slightly, oh, I thought you were going to say slightly gay. No, no, no, no, meaning that like his, he's like hot, but when you look at his face, something's like not quite right. It's like a little bit, I know he got stabbed in the face. So there's that, but it looks like he's had like, yeah, he has a scar on his face because he was stabbed. Oh my God. Really? She said it. She said it, but like, but that must be the attraction. But he- Start dating someone who's like publicly known for threatening people with knives. But you know what though? So he, I, of course, since I thought he was hot, I'm like, well, I want to find a shirtless picture of him and I know there's got to be like 10 million of them out. If you're that hot and she said he worked out of state, which clearly means Vegas, I went and- Google search, right? Oh my God. Yeah. What did it turn out? He works in Vegas. In hospital. No, I'm like, not even joking like I was like, he clearly works in Vegas. And there are a bunch of shirtless photos of him. And now he has ever straining order out on Gigi. So I think he fears for his life and that she threatened his sexuality. And everyone's like, what does that mean that he's gay? And I said, no, but she's threatening to cut off his dick. I mean, yeah. And that he's gay. And that he's gay. Oh my God. What is happening on this show? I don't know. And the thing is that Gigi seems like they're making it look like Gigi's like a reformed girl this year. But no. But no, not at all. And meanwhile, Asa is still pushing her diamond water. That's the other thing. Okay. We've got to talk about this. We have to. I'm absolutely insulted by the fact that this is actually thinks that this is a credible product. There are people in the world that don't even have access to clean drinking water. And that's the reason why they die and children die every day. Yet she's going to spend that kind of money on the bottle and the black diamond. I feel like what the block here's my thing. Okay. I will say this. I think the diamond cap is actually kind of cool, but I watch shark tank. Okay. I know that the water business is very competitive. You don't just walk in there and then expect to do well. Look at the stupid black water that has its own issues, but look at black water in New Jersey. Okay. That's a national platform of the real house as of New Jersey. You're not guaranteed success granted. I would drink diamond water before I drink black water, but she's. Black water. See, here's the portion of the proceeds of black water goes to autism, which is like credible hers, her black water. Well, not really because it goes to it goes to an autistic charity that was set up by Jackson, her husband, who are probably going to be indicted any day now for funneling money into their own accounts and for cheating other charities like those two are a total shade. And so that is a charity is their own and it's in their name and that's basically like a gigantic tax break. And the other thing is that it's water that's black, that's the other problem. And black water does not help autism and they're saying like some of the Jacqueline was on Twitter saying that some of the, um, the ingredients of black water probably help autism. Like that's how gross that bitch is. So please. Oh my gosh. She did not say that. She did. She made some comments on Twitter about how some of the minerals and black water are known to help autism. Oh my God. That is really disgusting that she's using her child's problems and like real, real health issues to do that. That's sick actually. Yeah. I know. I'm looking enough to make sure I'm not seriously. I would love to see some of these people go into Shark Tank. I don't know. Do you guys ever watch Shark Tank? Because I'm obsessed. Obsessed. Obsessed. I would love, I would love to see Ossego in there with her diamond water. I would like to see those kids go in there with black water. I would like to see Sonya go in there with her toaster. I mean, this is, this is some cross promotion. I wish Shark Tank was, was part of NBC Universal because you know, some of them tried to sell their things on home shopping outlets and they failed miserably. And obviously the reason is is because no one wants to buy their crap. That's not what they did before. The only people I believe like, okay, if you got into a business or let's say a reality show because of your business, like if Ken Davis had a reality show about his products and his salon, I would believe it because that's what he's done for 30 years. And that's why it made sense with Bethany. And you know, to a certain extent, you know, I would also trust Heather Thompson from Real House as a New York because that's what she does. She does fashion or even Carol, you know, Carol Radzewell, she's a writer. She comes out, I don't want to read her book, but I believe like if she wrote a book, I would not be turning my nose up at it. Okay, exactly, because that's what those people did before. So my issue is is when you all of a sudden have people coming out with, you know, Fabbalini and cookbooks and it's the go to for the non-talented person is a cookbook, a book with a ghost writer or some sort of alcohol that you can slap your name on because it's not like those women own a fucking winery. Right. They're private labeling shit. I mean, when you can privately what anything, makeup, that's another thing, makeup lines. Oh my God. How about Alexis Couture? Oh, yes. My favorite of the Couture's. My favorite of the Trampoline Couture's a trampoline place like to me, it's just so ridiculous. And I just feel like it's time to just stop with these gag, shitty, but Melissa called it out best. You know that, right? What? What's she saying? Melissa, remember when she said, I think it's total, like it's totally bullshit that like Tari says now coming out with this and coming out with this thing and you know, she's like in all these, she's trying to peddle all these crap products. She said it exactly like that. Says Melissa. Yeah. Says, as Melissa, like things off-key some terrible song, like some guy from her church wrote. I think, so speaking of like failed entrepreneurial endeavors, we're also seeing Mike from Shah's his sunset struggling to get his real estate business off the ground, mainly because he should pretty much assist in desk. Oh, my God. Okay. Well, you know what? Maybe he should take what autistic people need to take, which is full of acid in black water. I was googling at this whole time. So that's what's in black water that supposedly helps autism. It's an ingredient called full of acid from the Canadian Springs. Okay, that's enough. I'll stop googling that. But yeah, that kid is so stupid on that saw show. And he wants to put the wrapper on the bust, which by the way, and I mentioned it on the podcast, I saw that bus wrapper. I saw that bus with with Mike and Reza on it and I was like, what the fuck is this? Why is this driving on our streets? That's not going to get you caught. They literally put it on a bus. It probably was just for the show, but I was lucky enough to be driving down Fairfax and see the bus go by on sunset. And it's like, it's like seeing Mike and Reza, you know, felt like 60 feet tall, which is hilarious because they're probably like two feet tall. And I don't understand why you think you can enter into the luxury real estate market and think that by putting your face on a on a double deck or a tourist bus is going to attract clients. He just has that stupid face like his eyes are just so blank and he smiles like after he says something like it's really smart and it's just so sad. And he's like, well, you know, because then if I have a bus, well, you know, see the bus and they'll see it driving around Beverly Hills and they'll call me. Oh, well, you know, I Peter put a thing on a bus because, you know, that's how he deals with it, you know, like he has to put his face on a bus so that way that's how he expresses himself these days. So that's what Peter needs to do. Oh my God. Oh, well, you know, after Peter ran over that homeless man with the bus, at least he didn't take a video of it. Yeah. I mean, you know, he's just trying to get his life back together. Well, you know, like, you know, his father is a drug dealer and I always thought his he was like his father and his father is a loser. But I realized by calling him a loser, he thinks he's a loser now. Why do they keep doing that? Would they just get over it? Get over it. Yeah. Yeah. So then, so what was the Oh, so then Gigi had like a dinner, she had a dinner at some restaurant that will be going out of business very shortly now because that's anytime the shots of sunset going to a restaurant, it closes about three months later. Yeah. So they went, she arranged a dinner, I think, to meet Sean, right? Is that is that what it was? If she wanted everyone to meet Sean and then Lily showed up and then there were were running you tell it because you just saw. They met Sean. What? What were you talking about? I was listening. I was trying to focus. Focus. Stop drawing flowers. Okay. We're talking about, I know this is because you know why because at this point of shots it got really boring and so this is why it's hard for us to remember. The only exciting part is when Lily showed up. They were at that dinner and it was just the friends like the original OG shots and then Lily decides to show up and starts harping it on MJ and of course MJ is going to fucking defend herself because Lily is a total bully and has to like constantly prove herself why she's so fabulous and so look what happens. Poor Gigi is stuck in the middle going, why am I stuck between these two bitches? No. What's her name is stuck between them? But you know, those people are all such assholes because they started all this shit in the first place and got Lily hating MJ and did all this because they were sick of MJ and now they're all switching and they're doing the same thing to Lily. They're just mean. I'm just a mean group of fucking people. And by the way, by the way, even though we all love MJ, the truth is that MJ was a bitch to Lily right from the echo, right from jump, you know. She was mean to her. She was mean to her. And so of course, Lily's not going to love MJ and I honestly thought MJ, I mean MJ should have RSVPed. Of course it's only an E-Vite but she should have RSVPed. Well you still have to say you're going on an E-Vite. We do it. Yeah. So you guys see when they were talking about RSVPing, it was on Watch What Happens Live and actually that was the issue and they're like, well, you know, you're supposed to RSVP. It's the, no, it was on the reunion show, right? It was one of the shows on Bravo and they're like, you're supposed to RSVP and she's like and Andy Cohen goes, do you even know what RSVP means? And she's like, yeah, it's like, it's like, um. Respond. Yeah, I know what it means but she was trying to say what it meant. And it was totally wrong and Andy Cohen's just like looking at her like, are you effing kidding me? And it was about something about that. But these women are so, have no clue what they're talking about and don't know what they're doing that they have the goal to say shit like, well, you're still has to RSVP. They're friends. Wouldn't you think your fucking friend is going to call them? Yeah, exactly. Well, also it's 120 people of a catered dinner that someone else is paying for, you know, stuff that shouldn't pay for it, someone else's house, she doesn't have any alcohol. She doesn't have any alcohol to even give the guests in the first place. And then her thing of like, well, we're just not friends. Yeah, but then why are you inviting her in the first place? Why is it becoming this, you know, they're just horrible. By the way, we are totally burying the lead, which is MJ's boobs, both on the episode and watch what happens. Her boobs were out of control. She has big boobs. They were like, what were they like? It was like two burlap sacks full of like army rations, okay? Stuffed in a prazier. Oh my God. She has big boobs. Listen, I think her boobs are better than Lily. They're real. Well, they're real. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with having enhancements in the breast steel area. I mean, of course, I'm sure none of us have those though, right? Yeah. No, no, no. We're all natural. We all have naturally big boobs. Here's the thing. I feel like if you're going to do what you're going to do and I don't think there's anything wrong with that, if it's done tastefully, however, when you're Lily's size and you're very, very tiny and petite and you get giant boobs and you wear tons of extensions and you have fake eyelashes, fake this thing, you're leaving yourself up for ridicule. I mean, face it, the world doesn't like overly fake. We get it. Yeah. Yeah. You're leaving yourself up for ridicule. MJ looks at her like, "Who's this crazy bitch walking in here thinking that she's going to like also join our group of friends?" I would be defensive too because I would look at someone and prejudge. We all do it. And if you say you don't, you are a crazy liar. Well, it's like you were saying earlier, a lot of it is your group of friends. Like if you look at Lily's group of friends, they all talk like her. They all are these tiny, skinny little idiots with gigantic boobs. You know, they're all the same and so they feel like it's normal and then they go around a fat person and they don't know what to do with themselves, you know? But also at that time too, Reza was being a bitch too. Don't forget, well, going back, Reza and Asa suddenly took in Lily and they were being very clicky with her. And then like MJ, I understand, MJ probably felt like the third wheel or fourth wheel. That being said, she shouldn't have been such a bitch to Lily. But I mean, you know, it's a complicated situation for these shas. These people have complicated lives. It's not complicated. It's typical bravo bullshit. They hate somebody one year and then they read Twitter and how everybody's like, "Reza and Asa, you're so mean to MJ. You guys are dicks and we used to like you. Now we hate you." So the next season, they're suddenly nice to MJ again for no reason except that people were mean to them on Twitter. Like Twitter seriously deserves whatever billion dollars it got. And what? And when do we get to find out what happened to Omid, Gigi's then fiance who has now disappeared because you know what? I thought Omid was super hot. We have what happens to him. I don't know. He was super hot, super gay and an asshole and I really would like to see more of him. Oh my god. That sounds like the perfect person. I know. He just sounds like a million bucks. I love everything about that description. I know. He's super hot, super gay and a total asshole. With a terrible laugh. Well, so what's Hollywood? His laugh is like, is like Persian, Leah Black. I was like, "Oh my god." I forgot about that laugh. He was like, "Oh." It sounds like a unicorn, a Persian unicorn. He is a Persian unicorn. I think aliens are trying to communicate with us. Somewhere in this gals he's like an alien like woke up like in Thor and they're like, "It is time." Oh my god. Oh my god. I need a cocktail. Oh, I need like a bathtub. Yeah, it is time to take a break. This was a lot of talk. It is a lot of talk. This is what happens to get three cheddar boxes in one pocket. Chubby, chubby, chup, chup. Oh, good. Well, Katie, thank you so much for coming out. Katie, thank you. That was so funny, so good. You have to come on again. Oh my god. You guys are the best. This is like chatting with like two of my bestie girls about all the fun reality TV that I watch which clearly is a lot. I know. You like where you schooled us. You were like, "Oh." And then on, watch what happened on this show on this show, I'm like, "You told me to do my homework for the show. I'm not going to come on here and just say dumb things to try to fit in. I'm going to say things that are relevant to the conversation and be smart and wooden and cute." You know, it's the presence of Barbara Streisand in your ears. It's her ear wax on your ear wax is making things happen. Wait, did I just hear dumb right now, my brain. Oh my god. It's all the time. We're not going to live. Just sitting by that. Life's something with some money, nothing but a... I know. I know. Never saw. I know. I know. People. People. Podcasting about people. Oh, sorry. I'm like, "Were you censoring my Barbara Streisand in this nation?" Actually, did you know you can censor when you're like, "You know what I think is absolutely ridiculous? How are you getting that keypad noise? What's that? Where's that from?" That's on the keyboard. You can actually censor, which is so funny because if I'm like, "You know what? I think your mother is a..." which button? Wait, which button? I want to do it. It's the zero button. Is it? It's not working. Is it? No, I don't hear anything. I'm pressing zero. No, you're so... Oh, oh. You got it. You got it. Yeah. It's the... Now you've learned something new. You can censor unnecessarily, censor someone like if they're just rambling and you're like, "Okay. Okay. Now let's move on to the next talk. Wait. My censor is not a seven second delay, so I'm like, "Shut the fuck up." But it's like, "There we go." But everyone listening home is really enjoying this. This is like when you're in eighth grade and you go on your first school trip and you're in an all-in-a-hotel and everyone's calling each other on hotel phones and hanging up, which is... Oh, my God. I remember that. P.S. I just gave myself the most amazing manicure during this episode, so I can't wait to do this again. Well, you should give yourself the most amazing manicure as you are the doy end of nails in L.A. with the painted nail. Yeah. The queen by the fucking bitch. Everything soon. We know bad. All of us. So, all right. Katie, thanks again so much for coming on. People can find you at the painted nail, at the painted nail on pretty much every social media platform. Yeah. And Ronnie can be found at trashtalktv.com and @trashtweetTV on Twitter. I'm @bsideblog on all social media and also check out my other podcast, which is called Banture with Ben and Lisa, where Lisa Timmons and I, and sometimes I guess, talk about just pop culture in general new episodes go up on Wednesdays or Thursdays. And also... So, and also I'm writing Beverly Hills recap all season, same night, so come to trashtalk TV for those. Yeah. The new one's already up. Ronnie is super, super funny. And of course, like us on Facebook, facebook.com/watchworkcrapins. It really is fun. We have like 2,000 likes, a lot of people on there, everyone contributes and writes things. It's funny. If you, we say it every week, we push it every week, but you really should join because there's a lot of extra sort of like content that'll help you get you through the week to the next podcast on there. And Katie's gonna put up the picture if she hasn't already of Joanna Krupa. And then of course, you know, subscribe to us on SoundCloud and on iTunes. 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