Losing weight can be hard, and when it comes to prioritizing your health and feeling confident and strong, it can be difficult to know where to start. Now you can get your health in check and be confident that you're on the right track to getting healthy through hers. Hymns and Hurts is changing women's health care by providing access to GLP1 weekly injections with the same active ingredient as those epic in wagovii, as well as oral medication kits. Weight loss by Hymns and Hurts is realistic, it's not restrictive, and it's focused on giving you access to the solution that is right for you. So you've been struggling with your weight loss journey, it's time you find an option that works for you, with Hymns and Hurts. Start your free online visit today at forhers.com/crapid. That's F-O-R-H-E-R-S.com/crapids for your personalized weight loss treatment options. Forhers.com/crapid. Hurts weight loss is not available everywhere, compounded products are not FDA approved or verified for safety effectiveness or quality prescription required restrictions apply. Unlock your imagination with Audible. When you listen to audio content, your mind is free to paint the scenes and feel the emotions of a great story. Audible's extensive catalog is short to have titles that you'll enjoy, immerse yourself in captivating tales, learn from world-renowned experts, and discover new perspectives all while multitasking or relaxing. There's more to imagine when you listen, and one title that I've been listening to is my friend Neil J. Young's coming out Republican, which talks about the history of gay Republicans. It's super fascinating and super interesting. As an Audible member, you choose one title a month to keep from their entire catalog. New members can try Audible free for 30 days. Visit audible.com/crapids or text crapids to 500-500. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crap Is, a weekly podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love. We do truly love it. I'm Ben Mandelker from BsideBlog.com, you can find me @BsideBlog, and join me as always is The Wonderful and Hilarious, Ronnie Karam, hi Ronnie. Hey everybody! Hello Hello, Ronnie is from trashtalktv.com and can be found at trashtweettv on Twitter, and also trashtalktv on Instagram and stuff like that. So first of all, I have to give a disclaimer to the audience today, which is that I have a cold and it occasionally manifests itself in a hideous sounding cough, but don't be alarmed, I don't have to go to the hospital, it's just a bad sounding cough, so if it sounds like a fog horn, just pretend it's the sound of jacks and saucy having sex, okay? Every time I do that, I just pretend there's like happiness between those two occurring. Why do cough out complaints? Yeah, this is what my cough sounds like, and to me, here's my cough, and to me it really does personify everything about jacks and saucy, okay ready? I think that's it. That sort of sums it up. So that voice that you just heard right there is our guest for this week. Please welcome back someone in OG TV guys in personality who has since gone on to become an actual reality TV persona, the one, the only, the star of the nail files as seen on a TV guy channel, Katie Kizorlow. Hey Katie! Party! Party! Party time! You look so good! Thanks, I tried, I'm wearing my good sweats today. Wait, you have pants on? I haven't even gotten that far. I mean, they have hummus on them, but they're pants. I would have just had some hummus, but I found mold on my pita just now. Oh, a moldy pita that reminds me of jacks. He is basically the moldy pita of the reality TV world. Oh my god, just thinking about it makes me feel like I need to take a shower. Yeah, with moldy pita in it, a hummus shower. So Katie, tell everyone where they can find you on social media. Okay, well, I feel like I have branched out and now I have so many ways to get a hold of me. Like a stalker definitely would have a field day with me. Easy access. Very. So I'm at the painted nail, capital L, capital A on Facebook. And I'm also official Katie cause orla. And then for Instagram, I'm at the painted nail and Twitter, I'm at the painted nail. Oh my god, such synergy. I know. I was not I listed. I feel like if you can't find me looking up the painted nail, then something is wrong with your computer or your brain for you, you have jacks on the brain, Jack on the brain, moldy pita. By the way, I guaranteed not a single cast member of Vanderpump Rules will be able to find you. They're going to be like, oh my god, they're going to be typing in NALE that like, huh, she's not coming up with a rusty nail. I don't get it, the broken nail, she does, they, they don't understand things. That's the problem. They're just very stupid people. So as you can tell people of the world, we're going to be talking about Vanderpump Rules as well as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Part 2, and of course, Shaw's of Sunset. That's a lot of stuff to talk about, guys. A lot. That is so much, you guys. That's a lot of crap we ingested this week. A lot. My skin's breaking out. It is. I think I have lades. Lades. Hey, so what do you guys want to discuss first? Do you want to talk about a little news because we've got a little? Sure. Why don't you, why don't you start with that? Okay. Oh, but you know, Peter. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, by the way, Katie, in case you don't know, we've created the Alexia News Network, which is because since Alexia seems to start every one of her senses, like, oh, well, you know, she always sounds like breaking news is happening. So every time we have gossip, it's breaking news from the Alexia News Network. So it's like, oh, well, you know, this is what happened. So Peter, you know, Peter, well, you know, my heart goes out to Peter. Everything I do is for Peter. Oh, my God, for Peter, yeah, so Teresa and Joe have another two charges brought against them. Oh, well, you know, there's always more charges. Oh, well, you know, Peter, sure, he punched a homeless person in the eye with a fork, but, you know, at least he wasn't indicted on charges of bribery and bank fraud. I mean, Herman would never allow that. Oh, God, I just, Herman works so hard. He doesn't want to be disappointed. Bravo should be the excuses network because there's more excuses thrown on that network than I've seen at worse than basketball wives, worse than any show I've ever possibly watched. The hills looks like there's less excuses than the bravo network. Yeah, I would agree. So what they, so Teresa and Joe, they have sort of more indictments on fraud for them, right? Yeah, it's like bankruptcy fraud. Apparently this one, I mean, not bankruptcy fraud. This one is loan fraud because Teresa applied for a bank loan and said that she had a job as a real estate person, and she made $15,000 a month, and they were like, oh my God, what kind of real estate did she do in New Jersey that would allow her to be, was she selling skyscrapers? She's selling Barbie mansion. She's like, so here we have, we have our Malibu Barbie mansion. She's selling it to like Melania. She should have a cookbook called fraud eulicious. That's I think what she should do fraud eulicious. There is a really funny one that Juts posted on our Facebook page, and this is from that crazy at nights.net, which I don't know where they get all their juice, but it, they have a lot of like council wise blind items and they're always hilarious because they really could be anyone. First one is this be list reality star from a hit reality franchise always knew her husband cheated on her. It was a big topic on the show. What was not a big topic is that one of the women he cheats with most frequently is the Be A Lister sister who has also appeared on the show. We obviously Joanna Joanna Marta, like obviously, obviously, except the only thing that doesn't make sense is calling them Be Listers. Yeah. Let's call it what it is, it's anything below D is pretty much where these ladies lie. I'm allowed to say that saying is that I am of reality caliber, but I- Yes, yes, you are a star on the TV guide channel. I'm pretty much in that same group, but my thing is there's never been any cheating, drunken scandals, fist fights, that's probably why I'm on TV guide not working, not problem. And you hang, and by the way, you hang with me to work a little harder at that, honey. And by the way, Katie hangs with A Listers, okay? She may be a D Lister on TV guide network, but like her, her circle of friends, excluding us is all A Listers. I mean- You need to run over a homeless person and like, fuck the guy in front of the Home Depot. I know, I feel, you know, the thing is I don't need to act like a crazy person to be of that caliber. And every time I see all these women, like the worst to me, honestly, is Kyle Richards. Like, I think she is probably one of the worst people, like, she can dish it out all day long. But as long, like, as soon as the finger goes to her direction, she turns into a complete crazy nightmare. Yes. You know, and it's like, I just, I can't even be friends, did I just hear Paris Hilton sing? That was, that was the, those are the first few notes of Paris's new song. There you go. There's some Jackson Stassee. Oh my god. That is it. This has nothing to do with Bravo, but did you watch Kanye's new video speaking of people, like, speaking of terrible people's new songs? Jennifer? No, I did not see it. Um, now- Oh, Jesus. Oh my god. What just happened? Like, I talked over my whole house. Um, it was, that was Kanye West knocking your door, being very angry about whatever you were about to say. That was Kanye West's terrible green screening and off-riming that just broke down the house. But it was, he went on Ellen and it's some green screen in his, like, basement and he's fucking his poor wife on a motorcycle. I don't need that. I'll tell you, there's only one woman, there's only one artist who's allowed to use a green screen for the music videos. And that's Marakari singing "Old Lang Zion" to fireworks. Okay. She's the, oh, do you guys remember that when she did that? Yeah, I do remember that but she could sing back then. Yeah, she can sing. Well, no, she can sing, sing now. This is a tangent but I saw. I'll play for lights. Quit your lights. No, no, I saw a video of her this week where she was backstage on Jimmy Fallon, I think, and she was, like, singing freestyle some song to the audience. She sounded good. She sounded good. Of course she did. She's Marakari. Well. I'm defensive. Katie's defensive because she has ties to Marakari. Yeah. Oh, you don't like her? No, I, here's the thing. I love her. I love her because, you know, she wrote amazing songs with Walter. Walter is Katie's boyfriend, fiance, where are you guys at? Yeah, just man-friend, I guess. So he's, he's my fiance of a million years. And he, I just saw that all I want for Christmas is you is on the charts again. Which Walter wrote, by the way, people, you don't understand how we are so close to music royalty right here through Katie. Oh my God, do you know the headphones that I'm wearing right now for this podcast? I have to name drop. I'm gonna be very weak. Please do it. Please do it. I'm gonna be a black right now. Okay. The headphones that I'm wearing were actually worn like three weeks ago by Blake Shelton and two weeks ago by Barbara Streisand herself. Oh my God. From a gay icon to a homophobe. I know. That's quite a journey. That's Katie. That's Katie. Last night Katie and I had fried pickles at Barney's Benery so this is the legacy of Barbara Streisand. Oh my God. I know. This is where she's come to. And right now I'm literally eating stale pita chips. So welcome to my world people, D-list at its finest. So the point is this. For those of you who think this is just some rinky ding podcast, you should know that people who wear Barbara Streisand's headphones come on this podcast. I mean this is like this is top of the line. This is top of the line. So what other gossip news do we have, Ronnie? That was all. I made it sound like more. I was more excited about it when I started. That's what, yeah. I know. Come on, Alexia. Well, you know, that's the thing. Alexia is very excited about any piece of news. She's like, oh, well, you know, there was a pigeon on the street today. So you know, Peter. He likes pigeons. Well, you know, it wasn't Peter's fault that that pigeon proved on the street. It's just that Peter squeezed the life out of it because it was interrupting my photo shoot. But you know, like all the pigeons do that. Like a lot of pigeons go and they poop on the street, you know, like Peter was just doing what he saw. Like that's all it. That's what he sees that makes him happy. So he's already talking about Frankie. So like, that's okay. If he's going to squeeze the pigeon, that's okay. Oh, my God. It's not like it was the homeless person. Yeah. It's not like it was the homeless pigeon. The pigeon had the home. Like, yes, a family. He didn't film it at least when he squeezed the pigeons life out of it. He didn't film it. At least he's growing up, you know, he's becoming a man. Yeah. Like if the pigeon, like if he wanted to poop in private, like an on the street, he should have pooped somewhere else like in his nest. But if he's on the street, like, of course, Peter's going to squeeze it until it poops. So like, you know, I'm sick of the crazy pigeons of Miami. Oh, my God, they should be a show about that. It'd be more interesting. The real pigeons of Miami. So why don't we start with Real Housewives of Miami since we have Alexia here and it's our last chance to talk about these bitches probably ever because like, how fun is that? How fun is that? I can't imagine that they're going to be back. What do you guys think? Oh, I don't know. I, you know, I love, even though this season is bad, I love the Real Housewives of Miami. I have like a place in my heart for it. Why? Well, because, well, last season was amazing. And second of all, for us on the podcast, they have such funny voices that it's really like a delight for us to do it. Like, to be able to every week do Leah's laugh, "I can't do it, you're the sick one." That's, that, that sound that you made Ronnie is like the sound of like the Star Wars gun I had when I was a child, like when it was losing its batteries. Oh my God, you're right. It does sound like it. I would actually rather hear Jack Jackson, Stossey. There it is. There it is. There it is. Sound again. Here it is. It's a very quick one second ordeal. Ew. Wow. It's fast. So, okay, so what, I'm, I'm having a hard time remembering what happened on part two of the reunion because um, part two and part one, they've flow together for me. So tell, guys, remind me, remind me of some of the things to jog me and I'll, I'm sure I'll chime in. Well, mostly, I think that they knew they were in trouble. Yeah. Um, and they basically came back fighting about anything where we like anything. Well, then because Joanna Krupa's makeup artist called Lisa Ahore. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right. So that's where we started. We started with that evil horrible queen, uh, getting kicked out or whatever. And then they restart the show and he's like, "What's going on? What's up, guys?" Hey. He's, he totally knows what's going on. They're so full of it. Oh, you know what? One of the things they talked about was they, they came down on Lisa because, uh, they said that she was being racist by being like the Cubans, whatever. I personally, I mean, again, I'm not Cuban. I actually didn't think she was being racist. I think she was just trying to be, and they know she's not being racist. And that's what everybody uses when they have no argument now. Yeah. I know that she was not being racist. And she was. But her argument was really funny background when she's like, I'm an immigrant myself. And then she's like, I'm from Canada. And it's like, you know what, I, I realized it's a different country, but you could never compare someone immigrating here from like Mexico or, you know, South America as to Canada. Yeah. No, absolutely not. And then when she talks about like she can't be a racist because, you know, her background, she's a mixed heritage. She's like a part Scottish, like a part German. She's like all white. She's like the most mixture of white. She's like, it's like, oh wait, I think we lost Ronnie. Well, don't worry. We'll keep talking till he comes back. But the fact that she acts, and she said she was part native, whatever that means. I mean, is she native American? She is basically, I don't know, she's like native Canadian, whatever that means. Well, then I'm native American because I'm from here. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You're from upstate New York, which does make you very mixed. God knows what's in me. So what was the last thing you talked about? We were just unceremonious, like, baited from the sky. Yeah. We were just talking about how Lisa was claiming that she's a mixed heritage, but all of her heritage was like white. It's like white and then white and then white. Yeah. It's like white and more white. Yeah. It's like saying that you're like part marshmallow, part mayonnaise. It's like saying that like, you know, like some people call themselves like an Oreo. It's like basically saying I'm like a Nilla wafer, you know? Oh, I love Nilla wafers. She's like, I used the migration assistant on my Mac to transfer all my contacts from my iPhone to my computer. I'm an emigram. You. Oh my God. My dad, by the way, my dad, my parents were in town this weekend and my dad said he turned on the TV and he saw real house as Miami reunion was on. And this is the way he described it. He goes, well, I saw one woman who had a huge amount of plastic surgery going on, yelling at a woman who had less plastic surgery and they were yelling at each other. And the woman with with more plastic surgery was losing. So that was Lisa and Joanna. Yeah, I think so. Well, and then we had was this was this the week where Joanna suggested that Lisa was doing coke at the wedding and that's why she can't get pregnant or was that last week? Yeah. Yeah. I think it was a little bit of both both weeks. I think we got. And then. God, what else happened on the show then Joanna and I think it's something Joanna and Adriana too. Oh, Adriana said something on how it was last time something crazy. She's like, Oh, now the trial of Miss Black, Miss Black trial, Leah, but I think that was last week. No. She said, you know what? You go take your limp penis. Your limp penis. Whoa. Why would I? I live penis. Or another E.I.M.I.S.X. At least my man can get up his limp penis. It's a penis. It's a penis. Well, what if you know, you know, people say your husband's gay. So what if they're gay, they can be gay together and have less than it. I love the gays. I love the gays. Oh my God. I also liked I think Katie, you pointed this out to me last night. We were talking about it. How would Joanna was bragging at some point of being like my last boyfriend had a private plan and owned a coal mine. Oh yeah. She literally like, she goes, I don't need his money. I don't need it. Sometimes she gets like really ghetto and has like a Cuban accent. Yeah, it makes no sense. Which I'm like, how does that happen concerning she's Polish and she lives in LA. She was like, I don't need his money. Every guy I did always decide money. My excuse me, my ex boyfriend, he had his own plane and a coal mine. And I was like, Oh my God, what the hell is she talking about? Can you imagine looking at someone's match.com profile, and it's like, oh, this is owned plane owns a coal mine. Oh my God. I'm setting up a date immediately. I think I think they met on coal mine, Cupid. Oh my God, on C day. Yeah. She thought the C was for something else. Yeah. But I think that Joanna is part something else. She's Polish, but it wasn't her dad. Not Polish. I think they're supposed to have something else against her sisters, Marta. Marta, she always gets that accent when they start fighting. Like when she starts getting mad, she starts getting that accent a little bit. Yeah, she does. She's like, Marta, I miss you so much, you know, like she's like my sister. Oh my God. You're supposed to help me with my wedding and be by my side and do all these things, you know. And now I have to use my friends. I would rather have my sister. Yeah. Oh, well, you know, like sometimes when you come from a different country, like you pick up another accent, like Peter, his accent's always changing. And I'm like, you know, that would make him happy. Then that's fine. Oh, well, you know, oh, well, you know, the only reason Peter punched at homeless person was because he thought it was his own accent coming back to haunt him and he didn't want it back. So he punched it and then took a picture of it. You know, the accent reminded him a lot of Frankie and a Frankie before the accident. And he's like, he cannot hear that, you know, like, like that's important for him. So that's why you punch a homeless person and tell you something really bad. What? Yeah. About this. I'm going to watch all these real housewives shows with me and we tried to watch Miami together. Uh huh. When there was that photo shoot episode, he knew what she was talking about when it came back to the reunion when Walter was watching it with me and he was like, Oh my gosh, he was like, that's right. That woman makes so many excuses for her son. And she brings up her other son's accident all the time as a way to justify Peter's bad behavior. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. This is seeped into Walter's life now. No, he really pointed that out and I was like, Oh my gosh, he's totally right. You're so observant. You knew that you could write ballads and then talk amongst the elite housewife lectures. I know he should write you write a ballot about this. The ballot of Alexia. Oh, well, you know, oh, well, Peter, oh, well, you know, oh, well, you know, that's really the album. Oh, well, you know, stories from Alexia, no, no, her, her number one song. This song is no excuses. Oh, well, you know, before every song starts, oh, well, you know, now I'm going to sing another song, you know, for Peter, you know, I wasn't going to sing a song because I'm not a singer, but I thought, you know, poor people need something to listen to. So I came out with the song. She's actually going to rename Daniel from Elton John Peter, just going to say it. Peter, you're my friend, well, you're my son, well, you know, it's like it's poetic license, you know, you know, you chop that. I can't even do without laughing because it's so at finger ridiculous. She's going to, well, Peter, you know, on the train, when it looked like Peter, oh, well, you know, she's just going to cover a picture of it. She was going to cover all the songs or plays, keywords, Peter, we are the Peter, we are the Peter. Well, oh, well, you know, we're the world, but you know, it's Peter, you know, well, that's how it goes. You know, it's poetic license. Well, you know, you know, and then a Peter comes along. Oh, Peter, in my, oh, well, you know, Peter, oh, well, no Peter on your face. Peter Peter, that was my time today, me grand, but I forgot there was still lyrics. Oh, well, you know, I don't know the rest of the lyrics. I just know Peter Peter part of it. You just, oh my God, oh, you know, Peter, oh, I guess that's how much happened on Real House. By the way, I'm buying that album toe Walter to produce it immediately because I'm buying it and we're selling it on our Facebook page, Facebook.com forward slash watch more crab says, oh, well, you know, our Facebook page, oh, well, you know, Peter, oh my yeah, you know, I would buy that album. I think it's produced by, oh, well, you know, productions. Well, you know, it's produced by, well, you know, Peter, he's like very into like music now and rap, you know, that really helps him, that really helps him get to this with. Oh my God. He actually does like rap. He does. He does. Oh, well, you know, he likes rap. He wrote that song is like, mom, this song's for you and she's like, oh, well, okay, you know, press the play and then it's like, yeah, my, and what, yeah, my bitch, get on your knees, bitch, on your knees, bitch, like, yeah, okay, Peter, you know, that's a good song, God. Oh, well, you know, it's just a way from to express himself, which is, you know, that's what we need for him. That's what we need for him. Oh my God. He needs to express himself. He's like, don't cancel. Can you guys just answer that question for me? It's been bothering me all night. No, no, New York's filming. They just, they had a really long contracts period, I think they, they like had a hard time getting everyone together, but it's not, not canceled. It's coming back. They're filming. Oh, is that Doug? What's her name? Kennedy on there? Carol, right. So well, she must be on the very hard time this week with all this talk about her best friends, dad getting shot 50 years ago, not too soon. What happened now? What was that? You know, if you ever heard of JFK, he was assassinated. Yeah, do you know who JFK is? I think he was like on a money. Oh, well, you know, like there's like a lot of president. So like, you know, like, I think Peter should be on the $5. Oh, well, you know, it's like, I know it's been like 50 years since JFK was assassinated, but it's been like five weeks since Peter's punch, a homeless guy. So I think that maybe we should talk about that too, you know, Peter should be on a $5 bill. It's just, it's going to happen. Oh, well, you know, we could call it Peter, we could call it a currency, like Peter currency. Like, I don't know. I'm like, Cuba. I don't know these words very well. I spent $9,950 on my dress. Hey, by the way, can we just discuss the Joanna Crouper? I feel like we're not getting to this and it needs to be discussed in public. Yes. The Joanna Crouper defense of Muhammad is my friend. We're just good friends. We've always been good friends, cut to Brandy Landville on Watch What Happens Live. We need to talk about this. Yes. So yeah, that was pretty amazing. So basically, the fight was that Yomanda is saying that this dumb hoe Joanna Crouper broke up her marriage because she was boning Muhammad and she's denying it. And so Brandy, who's just awful, like we were talking about this a little last week, Katie, how Brandy is just like terrible and she says things are so out there and it's supposed to be funny. So like when you first meet her, you're like, ha, ha, ha, because it's supposed to be funny, but then you realize she's not funny. She's just a C word. Yeah. Yeah. But a nice C word. Nice C word. Not really. Like she's horrible. I'm just saying, I'm making a call back to when she said that. I never mind. We'll get to it. Oh my God. I'm so defensive already. You can't call back something that hasn't happened yet, babe. Sorry. It's a call forward. But in the meantime, Brandy was on Watch What Happens Live with him. And he asked her about that and she said, no, I know Muhammad. He told me that. And Joanna was watching and tweeted, no wonder Brandy's husband left her, which of course, great Joanna defense. Joanna moved to Beverly Hills and that bitch will be the first crossover. You watch. She'll move her there next year. Yeah. Absolutely. I think they are going to move her there. I just don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about what that could smell like because I'm already imagining like odors of like borshed. I'm sorry. I actually do. I love borshed. I imagine that it smells like have you guys ever made your own chickpeas? Okay. Make your own chickpeas and then put them on a plastic bag and leave them in the fridge. And then the next time you open them after they've had time to cool down and release all their gases, that's what I imagine Joanna's the Chinese one. I went to this Middle Eastern restaurant over the weekend called Carousel and we got like tons of leftovers and my dad put like raw onions in the leftovers like that. We should probably should do that. There are onions with sumac and I opened my fridge today and that's Joanna Cooper right there. Oh my God. Here's the thing. I don't think it's going to even smell food based. And the only reason I'm saying that is because if you think about the types of men that she likes, there are always like a like some sort of foreign guy who probably has like really musky like flower tortilla type stinky balls and no, but flower. I cannot eat flower tortillas because when you first open up and stuff, they have that like really musty fraternity guy dorm room musty ball smell. And so I think that she's a mix of that because it's a very European to have also like rained on newspapers that and then like when you go to when you feed your dog extra tuna that like you don't put in your tuna pasta and then he comes over and he wants to come lick your face and he licks your face. You're like, Oh, I forgot I fed him tuna and then I'm investigating smell of dog saliva and tuna mixed with flour tortilla musty fraternity balls. That is, I call it right there. That is what I'm thinking. I'm going to go out on a limb and maybe say skunked rolling rock. Okay. No, that's even that's you're being kind. Listen, have you ever smelled rolling rock when it's skunked? It's not that it's not that's not that wonderful. So let's just let's just compromise and agree that she smells like all of those things with a hint of cocoa butter because you know that she doesn't want to get wrinkles down there. Oh, my God. Too late. And for those of you just joining, we are midway through the most misogynist podcast of all time. I know this podcast is officially turned into like a filth show. Yeah, it's just like it's just filled. It's pure filth. So like it's what helps Peter, you know, we're at the end of a housewives cycle. And it's like, it's just ruined us, you know, you watch your shows and by the end of the season, you're really, really a much worse person than when you started. She basically said, okay, I'll just say it. It smells like discarded fibroids. That's what I'm going to say. Oh, my God. No wonder Peter won't fuck her. Peter, Peter from Atlanta, she's gone to all of them. Oh, yeah. I forgot. Oh, well, Peter. Oh, well. Yeah. Like which Peter? There's too many, too many people with the name Peter, kind of like Heathers, like one of them. They're all stones. They're all stone too. That's why we need names like Alyssi. I like that. Yeah. That's good. So on that note, should we transition over to Beverly Hills? Um, sure. Let's get out of Miami. Basically Miami, you know, if, if you all pray as much as you say you do, maybe you'll get another season and I hope that if you do, you'll try harder. Yeah. And by the way, Marisol, Marisol tried very hard to get back on to the show. Oh, God. Yeah. Let's talk about that for a second. Yeah. Marisol, why don't you just admit you hate my mother? Oh, my God. She is really, she's really awful and she's such a downer too. Like, whenever you ask Marisol, hey, Marisol, how's it going? She's like, oh, well, I've got good days and bad days. Today's one of those, you know, bad days. No, I'm up. I'm just not feeling good. Like, listen, bitch. Your mom is 90 years old. She's had a stroke. She's probably lived five years too long. She's going to die. All right. It's like crying, but it's raining outside. Shut up. We're at a reunion. Stop that crying. I mean, aren't you over it? Aren't you over, Marisol? And you know what, frankly, those women need to, is it a group thing? Is it a group of the people you hang out with? That's what makes your face look like that because I wouldn't let my friends do those certain things to their faces and they all have that really, really tight kind of almost like almond-shaped eyes now because their skin is pulled so tight. P.S., I have an update. Okay. So this is really cool. Oh, well, you know. Oh, well, you know. Newsbreak. Oh, my God. You know, I was watching on Bravo, oddly enough, Legally Blond, they played like over the weekend. And best movie, all-time. All-time. Right. Still hasn't won any kind of Oscar. That's weird. It should. Ben, let's talk about article. I just moved into a new house and it is really hard to find quality furniture that, honestly, I can afford without feeling terribly guilty. I found the most beautiful stuff on article. I got three bar stools for this bar I built and they are gorgeous. They're mid-century modern brown leather seats. Just beautiful. And not only are they great, but they brought them over and they put them together. It was white glove service from beginning to end. That was my experience with them too. I mean, the truth is that article believes in delightful design for every home. And thanks to their online-only model, they have some really delightful prices too. Their curated assortment of mid-century modern, coastal, industrial, scandy and boho designs make furniture shopping simple. Article's team of designers are all about finding the perfect balance between style, quality and price. And they're dedicated to thoughtful craftsmanship that stands the test of time and looks good doing it. Article offers fast, affordable shipping across the US and Canada, plus they won't leave you waiting around. You pick the delivery time and they'll send you updates every step of the way. This is very true. And article's knowledgeable customer care team is there when you need them to make sure your experience is smooth and stress free. Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit article.com/crapins and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout. That's article.com/crapins for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. This episode is sponsored by DoorDash. We're back to tell you more about the latest Dash Pass annual plan benefit. Stream max with ads included at no extra cost. You know what's a great night for us ordering DoorDash and cuddling up to watch the max original hacks, which won best comedy deservedly so. And we'd love tuning in to see not only icon Gene Smart, but the wonderful and incomparable Rose Abdu, who also is a huge Bravo fan. Listen, I'm always in the mood for hacks, but you never know what kind of food I'm in the mood for. Sometimes it's pizza. It's a salad, and I can get both with DoorDash. How about some ice cream? That's what I like to eat with my hacks. A hundred percent. I will double Dash. I will get a salad and then double Dash some ice cream. Why not? Sign up for a Dash Pass annual plan and get max included at no extra cost. It's your door to more. Max is now included with your Dash Pass annual plan. Stream max with ads up to $120 value included at no extra cost. From supply, see door dash dot com slash max for details. Oh, we saw Luke Wilson last night at Barney's, which was very funny. And to tie this all together, I was watching it in the very opening scene where it's kind of like the clueless montage looking at the dirty little window, that kind of thing. Yeah. So Reese Witherspoon's like skipping through her sorority, Joanna Krupa is an extra. What? She is literally the girl. I have a photo. I took a photo because I couldn't believe it. And clearly she's had a lot of surgery on her face because it is her and her face is different. Her nose is wider. Her lips are a little bit thinner. So she first moved to L.A. maybe you have to post that on our Facebook page. And for everyone listening, go to Facebook.com forward slash watch what crappins and Katie will put that picture up so we can all see. I'm totally putting it up right now. Do it. Oh, and that's Krupa. Well, yeah, I think that it is hanging out with friends. It's like when you go to a different town and people have normal faces and they all look like weird because we live in LA, what are they doing to the people in Texas? Actually, nothing. That's the problem. Yeah. But Marisol's face is really, really bizarrely frozen. I mean, it's I've said this before on my blog. Her face truly looks like the flying thing that Bowser Jr. flies around in a super Mario world. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, look it's like a clown face circular thing with a little purple. No, she looks like Artech from Never Ending Story. Right? Wait, what was the giant flying dog? Yeah, she's a dragon dog. She sort of looks like a Felix, the cat clock a little bit, you know, like her eyes back and forth. I have one of those and it's way cuter. I'm saying a trail. Does your clock accuse you of not loving its mother? Yeah, I renamed my clock, Marisol. I mean, clearly that's I can't even I can't even with her. Yeah. Like go away. You weren't invited back. She's like remote or Alex from Real House was in New York like you're not relevant anymore. You're only good when you're on the show now that you're not beat it. And she wasn't even good. She wasn't even good when she was on the show. So why don't we go to Beverly Hills? I am loving this season. I thought last season was like a little boring, but this season I'm really enjoying this injection of new blood because these two ladies Carlton enjoys are nuts. And I think the big thing that happened this episode, it really focused on on Carlton's house and because she or her life, Carlton had a luncheon basically. And so she invited everyone over to her hideous, hideous goth mansion. And even though it was hideous, the least thing that she could do is take care of it and she was moving furniture out of the way and she scraped up her floors. And I saw it happening, I was like, you stupid bitch, you're going to scrape up your floors. And she blamed her hot nanny. She's like, what did you do? And it's like, it's on your side, stupid. How could that have possibly happened? I know. I was like furious. I'm always furious at Carlton yet slash loving her because she's such a dumb snob. You know, I love that she has this like weird lesbian kind of lifetime move. Oh, I think she sleeps with the nanny. She sleeps with the nanny. I know the nanny. I love you. I love you. I know that was the big thing at first, like, oh my god, hot nanny, that nanny is totally boning the husband. Yeah. No, just the one that looks more the one that looks a little bit more manly than the husband is getting paid. Yeah, by the way, by the way, no offense. Again, I don't want to be super misogynistic on a misogynist on this show. But as hot nannies go, they get a lot hotter than a Lizzy or whatever her name is. No offense. But it's true. As long as we'd start to say, I think she's pretty hot, Lizzy. Really? I guess so. I like how she talks kind of like this, and she's like, oh my god, you're so hot, Carlton. No, but it's Southern. She's like, oh my god, you're so hot. And then did you hear her totally ridiculous? I love how Kyle, this is a funny thing. Kyle at that dinner was getting it so hard from Carlton yet Brandy calls her a see you next Tuesday and everything was fine. That was kind of weird. I actually I actually agreed with Kyle's complaint there because the truth is this, Carlton was so offended when Kyle asked about her religion. But if you are in a mansion with crosses everywhere, all over the place, I think it's reasonable for Kyle to say, oh, are you Catholic? And I don't think that's an offensive question to ask, you know, like, how is that more offensive than Brandy saying, oh, you're a nice cunt, you know, also, how is it how is it more offensive than hanging crucifixes all over your home and pentagrams? Like as decorations, when that is someone's religion, like that you're using as some fucking terrible. It's a decoration in your whorehouse where you obviously fucked up the time in your giant bed. Like, how is that not offensive? Walter loves that. Well, it's just all the bad. And he's like, oh my god, that bed's amazing. I'm like, yeah, but everything else is, it looks like Aussie Osborne's like leftover shit that a decorator brought in and he said no to. I know, even Aussie Osborne would be like, whoa, it's a bit much. Jackie. I think it's insulting. I don't hang up. I don't hang up. Um, you know, uh, yamakas around my house. I do. I do. I do. But it's like hanging up. You know, she's not only hanging up crucifixes, she's hanging up crucifixes and pentagrams. I mean, that's like, if you were hanging up yamakas and then you were hanging up like SS. Oh, well, I think it would be like this. If I had a blinged out dreidel as a paperweight on my desk, but then I also had a figurine of Hitler, like just, you know, on my shelf, I think that that and I'm like, oh, it's just decorations. No, it's not. It's religion. Yeah. You know, here's what I say. This bone was made out of this bone was made out of, I mean, this pen was made out of slave bones. I hope you don't think I'm racist. It's just decorated. I just, I just love slave bones. I love slave bones. I love the way I look. Did you guys hear my new ringer? It's to the showers. Oh, you didn't hear that? This is for all. It's the sound of an Auschwitz train. Oh, Lord, we have visited the Holocaust so many times in a Bravo podcast. I don't, but now we don't have 100 something episodes when we talked about the Holocaust. But now we don't have Matt to get mad at us when we do it. I listen, I'm Jewish. I can make an Auschwitz joke. Actually, I probably still can't make an Auschwitz joke, but you listen, it was relevant to our humor. So the thing is this, hang as many crosses you want. I don't care if you hang them as decoration, but don't be offended if someone asks you about them, basically, and then later on, when she's pointing out all the, like, sorcerers goblets around her garden, you know, and Kyle says, "Oh, do you ever practice witchcraft?" It's a reasonable question. I'm sorry. I am. She did. She does. She does. And then for, and then, and then when, and then when Carlton says, like, "Is that really how you going to ask? Is that what you're going to ask? Like, get to know me better." And like, I was talking to our friend Lisa today, and Lisa's like, "That is her trying to get her to get to know her better. Like, what do you want her to do?" She's trying to get to know you stupid asshole. I just don't understand that he lead us. Like, what is her job? What does she do where she can buy an insanely tacky universal studios backlot house like that in LA? I want to know. She's basically a stripper who married up. I mean, they're all over this town. You see them all over the place, and they're the snottiest bitches in the room every time. Oh my gosh. You know what? No one is rooted to you in a restaurant, like when you work in a restaurant. And look, being a waiter for years and years, I learned so much about it. It's about people. And I'll tell you right now, no one is a ruder than like a hoe who traded up. Yeah. I will say that first hand because I used to be really good friends with people that ran a spa in Beverly Hills. I will not say the name of it, but it's in a very fancy hotel. And when I first introduced Walter to them and said his last name, the girl like shuttered and was like, "Oh my God, was he married before?" I go, "Yes." And when I said who it was, she goes, "Oh my God, that woman was the worst human being alive because she was Walter's money." And when women define themselves as their husband's money and they really came from nothing, they all of a sudden have this new money attitude where they're better than everybody else. And it's like, you know, it's so funny because if you didn't have that, you'd be doing this job too and working your way to being a better person and sort of some stupid "See you next Tuesday" poor siren from the sea gold digger. Amen. Amen. Amen. Yeah. I'm just going to make a million dollars. Katie. Well, that's Carlton to a tea and the funny part about Carlton is that she thinks she's very like Randy and clever and smart with her British accent, but she says the stupidest things. Like at one point someone mentioned the kitchen, she goes, "I don't cook in the kitchen, there's only one place where I cook." And I'm like, "You like to show her?" Yeah. I'm like, "Where do you possibly cook? Where do you possibly..." I know you're trying to be second. It's like she's basically admitting to be a meth head in her outfit. Yeah. I know you're trying to make it sound like this, like when you have sex it's you cooking, but like I really am now imagining you with like a cauldron in your bedroom and not like a cauldron of witches cauldron. I'm like, "Imagine you're making like pea soup in your bedroom to your stupid husband." It's this glass pipe in it I'm telling you. Look at that face. It makes a lot more sense now that I know. Now that we've talked about cooking, I'm like, "Oh, that explains the meth face and the big dentures." Hitting. Thanks. Thanks for the ex-boy. And I also like this bullshit where she's like, "Well, you know, I had my hot best friends come in to help serve." I'm like, "No, lady. I saw in the background. You had a hired staff of like caters there. Don't like..." I don't know why your friends were there, but like you had, you actually paid money. So why do you have your friends there? Yeah, that woman is a wreck, but I'm super thankful for her because she is hilarious. And it's obvious, someone put this on her Facebook page, but it's so obvious that she's watched a show and she hates Kyle from the show because she's determined to hate her no matter what she says. She does. As someone actually wrote on your page, it's kind of funny. They wrote Jennifer Lutz Benway wrote, "I find it hilarious when Carlton glares at Kyle every time she opens her mouth." She does. It's like she wants to hate her so bad, but then when they show Kyle, you do hate her because she does that mean girl. Heard her sister are like two witches. They remind me of like old mean Kardashians where all they do is like talk shit about people and then they're like, "Don't be mean to my sister." It's like, "Well, your sister just sat there and talked shit about everybody, so now she's getting what she deserves." Oh, you know what? Well, you know what they say, you can escape from which mountain, but you can't get the witch out of you. Oh my God! You can take the girl out of which mountain. Take the girl out of which mountain. But you can't take the witch out of the girl. Boom yeah! Little witch mountain humor for you right there. I also, by the way, another example of Carlton being ridiculous. So she has this dinner table set up and she has a giant throne at the head of it, like a ridiculous throne that is probably from like the line, the witch and the wardrobe. And she doesn't sit in it. She's like, "Well, I just think it's ridiculous to sit in the throne." So then Kyle sits in it because Kyle's like right there and she makes a joke about it. And then Carlton's like mad at Kyle for sitting in the throne. Like bitch, if you don't want anyone to sit there, don't put the throne out or don't sit at the place there. She should have heard that chair out of the way so everyone was sitting across from each other. It was a set up. Some creative producer was like, "We need to stir up some shit here. Who do you think is going to take this seat? It's either going to be Brandy or Kyle." And between those two scags, it ended up being Kyle. So there you go. And then Carlton is, I love later than she's talking about like, you know, she's so like offended by the things people like Kyle are saying and she's like, "You know, my husband's hung like a fucking donkey." But I don't go around telling everyone that. I'm like, "Bitch, you just told the whole word." Yeah. Oh my God. Walter, it's like, okay, so this is like my side, it's like Brittany. So Walter goes, "Oh my God, you just told everyone who's watching this show that's probably like a million people." And it's like, "You're right. It's gross." Who says that their husband is hung? Like a fucking dog like this? And by the way, that guy is not hung. If you looked at him, he's not hung. Look at that mansion. When you have a mansion like that, that means you have a dick the size of a pinky finger nail, okay? Because his hands are very short and stubby that he has like, seal-o hands, so there's no way. Yeah, no. There's no way. No. It's seal-o hands. Where it's like, it's like a tear. What are those, the Tyrannosaurus rex, where it's like, really tiny arms? Yeah. But you know what? Actually, one of my favorite parts of that luncheon was when Kyle was asking a bunch of like, small talk questions to Carlton and at one point, someone made a joke like, "And so what's your blood type?" And everyone laughed. And then like, five seconds after the laugh, your laundry just goes, "Blood type. That's funny." [laughter] I just like, lost. I don't know. I thought that was the funniest thing ever. Yolanda? Yolanda is nasty this year. She is so mean. She is so vicious. You can just tell she is not gonna be a pleasure. Cruz is here. Oh my God. She's just only been with men with money. That's the funny thing. That's... Yeah. Oh my God. I've gone off so many times about that because it makes me crazy. You can see it. And listen, it makes me crazy when I see guys do it too. There are plenty of gay guys around here who do the same thing. It's like some 20-year-old gorgeous gay guy with some 50-year-old nasty. It's like, "Please, what, you're together because you guys really enjoy watching the sunset together." Shut up. I know. You're a man. Oh my God. How much do you guys want to bet Muhammad Hadid is gonna have some sort of developmental deal with Bravo? Oh. He gets onto every single show. He gets onto shows. He even seeped into the Miami reunion. He wasn't even seen. He was there. Ha. He really is like the man of horror of Bravo. It'll be a show about how to get a Jodie Foster haircut. Oh. He's close to Bruce Jenner's hair to me. I think he looks just like Chloris Leechman. I mean, every time I look at him, like all of this, I picture Chloris Leechman going down on Joanna Crouper and then complaining about it later on. Oh my God. I dig in for her dentures. This is where the vagina, what is it, like the vagina dentata, like myth comes from, like vaginas have teeth. They don't have teeth. They just have Chloris Leechman's dentures. Oh. Yes. Gold Digger's definitely have teeth in there. Yeah. That vaginal muscle just hit him in the right way and it jumped that guy's hand off. It's got a text really quickly. I just got a text from a friend of mine and he's like, "Hey, are you going to Gretchen Rossi's event tonight?" I want to be certain and be like, even if one of them, like, I don't know, like, even if-- You're like, "I don't go to Skid Row." Yeah. What am I going to do? Go watch so she can, I can see her in her makeup and her Gretchen Christine handbags and her Gretchen Christine swimsuits and her Gretchen Christine jewelry. I'm like, I can't. She's a walking billboard for tacky, like, gross-looking Michael Chorus craft. Well, it's time for her to be back out there. She has an excuse to rent a civic center and let Slade stand out there in a Salvation Army uniform, bringing a damn bell. That is insanity. Oh, in her least Rolls Royce Phantom, come on, it was loaned from the day. No, I don't still have it. It was too expensive. What am I dumb as something? I love that she's played by Jennifer Tilly. Oh my God. No. Can I just tell you something? I feel really bad, but she was on Shop NBC, which is now called Shop HQ, and she was on there with her Gretchen Christine bags, and they literally sold, like, three bags when she was on there. Do you know how hard it is to not sell anything? They have, like, ceramic cats. People buy thousands of ceramic cats and if they get to watch it, buy, like, the millions, but yet she only sold three handbags. But just what, there's three lucky ladies. You don't have to wonder where their lipstick is going tonight. However, I can tell you exactly who fought those handbags, Slade and his mom and my two dogs. Oh, that's four handbags. Yay. Yeah. It's 10% of my money back. Let me ask you something. As the Gretchen Christine, Rossi, whatever event, is that happening at TJ Maxx? Does it pertain, like, around Rooster? Is she, like, "Today we're giving away Rooster art for your kitchen, yay!" No, I think it's taking place in front of the bin where you dump all your crap for good wealth. Yeah. Slade's hiding in there, collecting his curating all the things coming in and he's stealing them. It's in Rosita, and instead of a red carpet, it's a used carpet. Oh my God, are you going to walk the used carpet tonight? For some reason, I just have an image of Gretchen Rossi with that computer-generated guy who's like, "Call 1-800-VODA," it's like, "You know, we get the carpet installed." He comes on the TV. You know what I'm talking about, that guy? She's like, "We have a lot of cool people coming to our event. We have Alf, we have Charo, and we have the guy who designed the empire carpet, dude." Oh my God, that's like Teresa and Joe Corrigan-Shudice is doing those lame commercials for the tanning bed places in New Jersey. That's me. It is pretty close to me throwing myself off of the overpass by the 405 in the 101. There's no way in hell. I would ever, in a million years, do a tanning bed, read local commercials. I would, because if they pay it, I'd be more than happy too. I just sort of require pasties, though. Oh God, I can't even think about watching a commercial. She would just completely roast in Italian sausages talking about why you should go to a tanning bed. You know how many takes they probably have to do with Joe Corrigan? It was like, "You know what you've got to do? You exit the den, and you get up on the dramatic walkway, coming, and you can be nice and ready like a stuffed pork sausage." He looks like a slim gym, but muscular. No, he's like a stuffed sausage, just a hideous. So wait, let's get back to Beverly Hills, because we've now veered completely off topic in the most hilarious way. The other thing that happened is we learned a little bit about Joyce and her life, which is that she's- Oh my God, is she fucking kidding me? She stopped. And I think this pageant, honestly, I don't know enough about it, but I'm just going to say it's not as good as Cynthia's, and when you say it's not as good as Cynthia's pageants, that's really saying something. The queen of the universe pageant. The queen of the universe pageant. And you know, we're going to a hospital and we're going to visit kids with cancer, because that's what every fucking bald-ass dying child to cancer wants is some beauty queen coming in there to feel good about her. And by the way, when she's so ugly and insecure at jerks. And by the way, when she said that, she's like, "Yeah, we're going to go visit some kids with cancer." She had like a huge smile on her face. I know, she has this creepy pageant thinking about her where I almost feel like all of a sudden you're going to see her slumped over and sparks are going to be flying out of her neck and you're like, "I knew it! I knew it! Steps her wife!" Like, not even real. She's unrealistic. And for really, really flat, tiny girls to get boob jobs, it's really not cute. Yeah. It's definitely not. And I have to say- Oh, I can close her together. I mean, I hate talking about the boob jobs the most because it feels the most wrong, but that said, it's like those Melissa Gorgon ones. How is that even a boob job? Those are under your arms. What happened to Cleavage? Is that like the new thigh gap that having like your cleavage, like that wide? It's like a bicycle lane, but those things closer together. It's just- I don't even- I don't know. The thing with her is that she comes off as fake beauty pageant to me and she does sort of like tailor her personality to whatever the topic of the conversation is. And I actually agreed with Carleton when Brandy was getting like raunchy. It's like funny because it's like Brandy. But then when Joyce tried to do it, being like, "Oh, I am so tired. You can't fit his big penis. He's got a big penis. Can't fit in me." I was like, "I kind of agree with Carleton." Like it just doesn't sound right coming out of Joyce. It's like, "Nah, you're trying too hard right now." Yeah, you're trying. But I love when Joyce was like, "Oh, we're going to rent this crown from the place that you know, they film pretty woman in." And you know, look, I did a lot of sexy pictures when I was young and I wasn't a whore, but you know, it was nothing porn. It was just these sexy, sexy pictures and then they basically show her doing porn. And then she's like, "You know, I wasn't a whore, so I came to this town and my dream was to be like pretty woman who's a whore." Yeah. You know that, right? Who was a hooker? Like, what is this- By the way. What is this vaccination with pretty woman? And the way she shoots, she said, "Oh, when I first moved to LA, you know, I live- I came to the Beverly Wilshire and that's where I stayed. Are you effing kidding me? You know where I stayed in my car in the Valley's total fitness parking lot in Hollywood?" So that's the real pretty- like, that is pretty woman. You're supposed to like be ghetto first and then make it. Yeah. And then I love the guy- She's like her dream is like a whore that made it. Oh my God. I also love- Sure. By the way, that whole story about how- Sure for the stars. And her whole story about how she did a lot of tasteful photos, then she did one that was like a little less tasteful and then she's like, "Then I called up Donald Trump and the next day he said, 'Oh, you're okay.'" I'm like, "This is not a story. You did not- you were not in any danger of losing your crown and you didn't lose your crown. Why are you telling us this story right now?" And then I love that when she goes to Beverly Wilshire and she's sort of like tawling all this to that guy, working the store, and he's like, "You know what you should do? You should go down those stores and be like big mistake. Huge. Remember that scene? Remember that scene? Like, remember when she said big mistake? I'm like, "Yes, we get it. We've seen the movie." Oh my God. Yeah. In the movie, it's still a movie about a whore. So none of this is making any of this better. And also that guy was just on the show as well, I think because he was getting a wedding ring for one of the Josh's on that million dollar listing show. So this Bravo just basically has three stores that they can shop in. It's like every Bravo show is starting to take place in the exact same neighborhood with the exact same restaurant. Oh my God. It's the real estate places. Okay. So speaking of real housewives, do you remember Marissa Zannick? Yeah. Of course. Okay, right? Like she was on another million dollar listing or something because I think she's doing real estate now because I'm driving up Canon and it says if interested in this property, contact Marissa Zannick and I had her phone number on that. Oh, she's always been real estate. Oh. That's her thing. That's her thing. That's her thing. That's her thing. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to sound like that. No, she's always been in real estate. She started her first TV job was called Selling L.A. on HGTV and she was one of the real estate agents on that show. Yeah, she was working on television. Yeah, really bad. And then she moved in. She was working I think for Mauricio, which is how Kyle met her. Right. So now a question. Supposedly. So the other thing that happened at this lunch was that Brandy brought up the rumors about Mauricio cheating to Kyle and was like basically like, so what do you think about these rumors? And then Kyle got all mad and was like, I would never do that. I would never do that. Do we agree that Kyle is totally like full of it and that she would 100% bring up rumors because that's what she does every single time? Well, she outed. She outed. What's her buns is a drunk camp her own sister is a drunk in the first. That's right. She outed Camille as a porn star basically in the first season. She outed who else did she out? She's always me to Brandy. I mean, let's be honest. Yeah. Yeah, she's horrible. She deserves whatever she gets. And you know her husband is so cheating on her. And when they showed the clips of next week and he's like, Oh, listen, you could tell any one of those ladies that you don't think it's gonna be a lie detector test any minute of the day. And I would pass it. I'm like, Oh, no, anybody who offers to take a lie detector test is a liar because like who's going to bring out a lie detector? You're right at most of the people that are like, I will take a lie detector test right now. It's like, you're such a liar because that would never happen. Yeah. We're going to go take a lie detector test right now. This very minute. Okay. That's ridiculous. Number one. And if you really didn't do it, it's like why are you even I'd be like, I'm not, I'm not talking to you on something that has nothing to do with my life. This is ridiculous. Do you know that Walter thinks he's a co-cat? Oh, really? Yeah, that's why he's always stuffed up like that. I think a lot of them are co-kids, you know, I mean, no, I'm serious. I really think he like, oh, well, you know, oh, you know, like Peter, he like does go, but like it's what helps him express himself, you know, like if we basically forget about Frankie. Peter needs us to move into his own house. So you guys should maybe try to buy him a house. I've got a great place up on the hill. Oh, God. Who was his, um, who was their, uh, girl that worked there, like forehand member, worked for Mauricio and then left their job to go. I don't remember. I don't remember. Which there was that on? It's this one, I think. No, it was. Somebody worked. It was like, um, maybe Vanderpump rules or I don't know, something like that. Somebody used to work for Mauricio. Okay. Oh, it was on that million dollar listing show, wasn't it? Heather. Heather. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She left to go work with, um, Josh. Right. Right. Right. No, she was working with Malibu guy and then she got fired when she was dating Josh and then now that she's marrying Josh, she went to do a deal with like Mauricio or something and Josh got all pissed off because Mauricio is now the competition because Josh used to work with Mauricio and then left to start his own company. Oh, that's funny. See, it's all this. It's all incestuous and Mohammed is probably in the mix too. Ha ha ha. How he owns all the companies. Yeah. Exactly. He has something to say about all the Altman's vaginas. Oh my. So, uh, we could talk about Lisa Vandy on Dancing with the Stars, but there's part of me that just wants to move right on to Vanderpump rules because we've got a little bit more of Beverly Hills and that he is, um, everybody confronting Kyle and then there was a good thing on Twitter about, yes, yes, gay dude, which really, I don't know why I have to say that he's gay, but I'm assuming he's gay, but he said something like, shut up. Hold on. Where is it? Do you have it here? Hold on. I have it on our Facebook. Somebody yelled at you guys. No, no, no, no. This is. Oh, no, no, no. It was just a tweet that some guy left. My name is Real House Bear, so I'm assuming he's gay, but it says talking shit about Lisa Vanderpump when she's not there is really sucky Brandy Glanville, especially the fat Kyle. Oh my gosh. So he wrote that and Lisa retweeted it. Right. Oh my gosh. And said, I don't normally retweet. However, everybody else is. So here we go. And then, um, Kyle Richards writes at Lisa Vanderpump, I don't normally retweet blah, blah, blah, blah. We tweet calling the fat hashtag mean, and then Lisa Vanderpump wrote back. Thanks for your piss talk. Thanks for your piss taking the hashtag even worse. Love it. Amazing. Oh my God. Twitter is if it wasn't for Twitter, these stupid housewives would have nothing really to fight about. Do you know that? They have like season long stories that are based off of like what you said on Twitter. It's selling stories in Twitter. It's like that's all that these vapid empty whores have to talk about is you saw the story and you put it on Twitter. It's like, get a fucking life. You have children, but don't do something. Stop fighting. Yeah, you have a Chuck E. Cheese in your town. Jesus. Right. Oh man. Okay. We're going to take a little break right here because the podcast wound up being two hours long. So I'm splitting it in half right here. This is part one is the end of part one. Go to iTunes and go to SoundCloud and download part two of this episode where we're going to talk about Vanderpump Rules and Real Housewives of Atlanta and Shahs of Sunset. It's a lot of fun, you guys. Remember you can follow me on Twitter and Vine and Instagram @bsideblog all one word and you can follow Ronnie @trashtweetTV. Of course, Ronnie's website is trashtalktv.com and he's doing recaps of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills every Monday, the same night that the show airs, so you should definitely check that out. And of course, Katie is at the painted nail on Twitter and Instagram. And be sure to like us on Facebook, facebook.com/washmorecrapins, super funny stuff going on there. You really should like us. It's easy. You can get involved in the conversation, see the links that are going around. Way more content than this podcast has. So check that out and be on the lookout for part two of this episode. This should be uploaded the same day as part one, so it's right there. See you soon. If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the internet. The folks behind the side show network have launched a new YouTube channel called Wait for It. It's got interviews with comedians like Reggie Watts, Todd Glass, Liza Schleichinger, slicing, driving friends with it for 10 years. One of the funniest people out there and I still have a hard time with the last name is a very own Owen Benjamin, that's me, takes you on a musical journey down Internet rabbit holes and much more. You don't have to wait any longer. Just go to youtube.com/waitforaccomedy. There's no need to wait for it anymore because it's here and it's funny and I love you. A few days ago, Brooke Todine posted an inspirational quote on her wall that got 17 likes and three comments. That was up Brooke. Geico also wants to make a comment. In just 15 minutes, you could save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance by switching to Geico. And nothing says inspiration better than saving money. Well, except for those posters that say things like teamwork, excellence, and make it happen. Hashtag keep climbing, hashtag savings. Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. If you like Watch what Crapins, you can list them ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at Wondery.com/survey. Have you ever wondered who created that bottle of sriracha that's living in your fridge? Or why nearly every house in America has at least one game of monopoly? Introducing the best idea yet, a brand new podcast from Wondery and T-Boy about the surprising origin stories of the products you're obsessed with, and the bolder risk-takers who brought them to life. Like, did you know that Super Mario, the best-selling video game character of all time, only exists because Nintendo couldn't get the rights to pop-eye? Or, Jack, that the idea for the McDonald's Happy Meal first came from a mom in Guatemala from Pez dispensers to Levi's Five O' Ones to Air Jordies discovered the surprising stories of the most viral products. Plus, we guarantee that after listening, you're going to dominate your next dinner party. So follow the best idea yet on the Wondery app, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to the best idea yet early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus. It's just the best idea yet. (upbeat music)
