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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crap Inz, the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love. I'm Ben Mandelger from bsideblog.com, you can find me @bsideblog on Twitter and Instagram and Vine and wherever else you want to poke your nose around. And joining me, as always, is my lovely and beautiful co-host, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. Well, hello everybody. Listen to that husky voice, that's how lovely, that's how lovely beautiful people talk, you guys. Wow, your voice is filled with such a mystery, and yet there's a certain destiny about it that makes me feel cross. Anyway, Ronnie is @trashtweetsTV on Twitter, but his website is trashtalktv.com. And Ronnie, it's so nice to hear your voice again. Ben Jamine, it's so nice to hear yours, I ran into you at West Hollywood. Oh yeah! Queen, and I should have come with you, my friends were so lame. Oh my God, I forgot that we ran into each other, that was a fun, fun, fun night. That was great. That was so fun, and your friends were so nice, and my friends were like, "I'm tired!" I was like, "I hate you." You should have just texted, you should have just texted, and come and met up with us. You were just, you know, out there with all the crazy people out on Santa Monica Boulevard. Did you hear that a guy was burned to death in Gulfton flames? Um, no, but it doesn't surprise me. I mean, Jesus people, pick some better materials for your outfits. There was a lot of plasticky glitter things out there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's really taking the whole flaming West Hollywood thing to a new extreme. Do not put pom-poms in that much flame, that you get what you deserve, guys. Well, there is some talk that he may have been actually lit on fire, so there's actually a homicide investigation, so it's actually really not that funny, but, since this is the "Watchwork Science" podcast, we turn everything that's miserable in life into a joke, because that's the only way we can deal with the own misery in our lives. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not saying that I was standing there with the lit cigarette waiting for a pom-pom to go by. No. I'm just saying, you know, that happens. Be careful. Be very careful. At least there's a lot of hoses around there to put you out. Yeah, except in this case, the guy actually died, so no. Okay. Why don't you... Let's just pretend that didn't happen. All right. Hey, if I were Joe Dudais, I'd say, "What can do? Shit out. Who cares? What do you... What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? Let's stop. Who cares? So... So it's just... It's just Ronnie and I today, and we have such a big episode that we have to get to, and Ronnie has a heart out, as they say, at 6.30. Wow. Ronnie has bravo premiere week. We're not even going to deal with gossip, and I think the only gossip that I even can remember is that Lydia's leaving Real House, as of Orange County, so whatever. Yeah, who cares? She's going to go find some new friends that her mom can put her feet up on their couch. Yeah. I would actually watch the show. I would watch a show where Lydia and her mom go to different households, and Lydia's mom at some point puts her feet up, and we see how the households react. See every American hero turn into an abusive asshole, like next, so go to a fireman's house and make him look terrible, like a 9/11 survivor and make him look terrible. Just keep on going. Excuse me, sir. I don't know who you are. You want to sit very best? So here are the shows that we're going to discuss on this week's episode. We're going to talk about the premiere, the season premiere of Real House, as of Beverly Hills, season premiere of Vanderpump Rules. Season premiere of Real House lives of Atlanta, season finale of Miami, and also along with that, the Vegas trip of Miami, and we're going to find some room for Top Chef, if only to make fun of Liam Schell. We are not going to talk about Schell as a sunset, because it is not aired yet for us when we record this. So next week, you can bet your bottom dollar, there'll be plenty of resident impersonations to go around. Oh my God, that tower over there is literally Iran, like Homegirl is in a different country if she walks to that tower, but I'm like here, and I'm like going to cry about MJ. MJ, you are like a prisoner, now you're free. MJ, you are a prisoner to all the fact that's around you. Around your body, and I don't know how to get you out of that, Homegirl. Girl there's no key for that sound. That is so wrong. Well he can't be talking about anybody's fat, I mean he wears Spanx and he's turning it to his friend. His mustache needs Spanx. That's why he should only hang out with good looking friends, so you turn into a good looking person, because, tell you what, look at the lunch tables in high school, they all look the same. That's right, well he back in his youth res, it looked okay. Didn't we all? Didn't we all? Didn't we almost have it all? So let's just jump into this big fiery mess. I kind of want to talk about Beverly Hills first, can we do that? Please. Let's just start with Beverly Hills and we'll go right to Vanderpump Rules, we'll just work our way backwards through the week. My goodness, I love the premiere, Ronnie, I felt really good about it. There was some serious shade, as the kids say, or the kids used to say, back in 2002. Yeah. I've learned now recently. Yeah, they were ready to go this year, they were going at it, Beverly Hills really figured it out. They fired some bitches. Yeah. They hired some older bitches who, I mean, this is really, you know, these new girls, I feel, well, one of them keeps calling yourself super young, so I'm not really sure about that. Yeah. You know, my first impression is, these girls are at that, you know, it's like when you open the refrigerator and that tuna salad is just about to turn, like you have to eat it that day. I feel like this is, this show is that girl's tuna salad, you know, like they've got to get on it or they're just, they're just going to be hungry forever. Yeah. I think that's an excellent way to put it, and it's no disrespect to the way they look. We're not saying that they look like tuna salad. Maybe we are, but the thing is, I agree and I'm not being ageist, I'm just saying, you know, there's like a certain cutoff date, you know. I'll tell you what they look like, okay, last night, ironically, before I started watching the show, I actually had a butternut squash that I had to roast. Otherwise it was, it was, it had been around for like a little too long, like six weeks, it's time to get, deal with this butternut squash, I cut it in half and the inside, you know, bright orange, but a little stringy and a little dry, but still just on the threshold of being usable. And that's, that's, I think actually more apt of a food metaphor for these women. You know, orange, stringy and dry, but still perfectly good. Yeah. Okay, I'm with you. I have to say, just going back, my macro thoughts on Beverly Hills and also for Vanderpump rules odd enough, because there seem to be a thematic element, everyone is just complaining about stupid shit in their lives. Everyone's like, I think everyone expects like bouquet of roses that if they like cut their fingers and like that, you know, what's her face, Yolanda had Lyme disease and she expects people to be there for her. And then she know later on has a respect on you obsess over lemons. Eventually, the limes are going to come back and start a war. Yeah. That's, that's a good way to put that. That was a very sexy city moment for you. I couldn't help but wonder, with so many lemons in my life, was I due for some lime? That was very, that was very scary. Well, I'm back in recap mode because I write recaps every Monday night for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And so I'm, I'm like all about Catskills one minor. That's good. I like them. I'm out of recap mode. This is the only thing keeping me sharp these days are these podcasts. So let's see, I don't even remember which woman we started with Yolanda. Maybe not. I don't know. Let's see. Her daughter is a model and I love the message that they sent to America. The daughter was like, you know, I really hate starving and I hate working out and it makes me so miserable. But then when I get to be pretty, it's worth every sack and if not more. I'm like, okay. That's good. Yeah. That girl. Okay. Okay. First of all, this girl modeling. Okay. She's a very pretty girl. I'm not even about to call her ugly. She is very pretty. She's starving, which model should be like she's got a horrible mother. So like who's basically horing her out, like she's going to be traumatized as model should be. I'm totally supporting this girl. But bitch cannot like pretend she's looking out in the distance and walk at the same time. She falls. And then when she's trying to like slowly kneel down, she falls, like, I mean, if you can't like, look, if you can't get on your knees, if you can't walk and you can't pretend to look off in the distance, you can't be a model. Yeah. Like you need to be able to do all three of those things sometimes at the same time, walking on your knees with your mouth open while you're looking at the distance. Yeah. I agree. And I do feel like her modeling career will have a little bit more longevity than Kyle's business at her boutique, Kyle. I think the boutique's name is Kyle, right? It's like Kyle and some poor person too. It's like Kyle brought to you by Ellie something, another Kyle and someone who actually works at the store. Yeah. So this, this, I think actually the show began at the boutique and she has a giant at large store space and she has a fawning gay. By the way, I think at one point, I lamented either on this podcast or banter, Ben and Lisa, that I'll never be a celebrity gay. Like I'll never be like one of those gays, I guess, hanging out with celebrities all the time because I'm not a fawning super gay celebrity, like I'm super gay person, like the guy at the Kyle boutique. Did you notice? Oh God. Kyle kind of gay. Listen, if you are that kind of gay and you're listening to this, well, you're probably not listening to this podcast. If you're that kind of gay, because I've probably already scared you away. But if you are, I'm sorry for what I'm about to say. I hate that kind of gay. I mean, she walks in and he's like, hi, hi, morning, morning, good morning, it's time for morning. Like, oh my God, I want to kill gay people with bleach, tear, stop it, please make him stop. But the worst to me is like the level of his ass kissing was so deep that when she said to him like, oh yeah, there's a guy from the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce and he thinks I should join. He's like, oh my God, yeah, the great idea, great idea. I'm like, listen, you can say that she has great hair or whatever, but just don't weigh in on city politics or or bureaucracies. It's like, I love chambers, chambers are amazing, she was so good in the chamber. Oh my God, I have chambers from chairs. I love commerce. Like there's a casino there and there's outlets there and I didn't know that they had chambers in commerce. Commerce is really good when people share money with each other and spread it around outside the world works. You're going to look great in that chamber of commerce. When I was a little kid and I played SimCity, I always did really well when I put down the commerce parts, but I did really bad with the residential, so I'm really, really pro business chamber of commerce. Back when I used my anus to make a living, my studio apartment was called a chamber and then when I was working, I would call it a chamber of commerce. God, this is hard. You know, he can't help it. I was watching a bullying video today that this guy Emerson, I think he was on that couch show because we've become friends, well not friends, but like we've seen some other on Twitter or whatever. And so I was curious about him because I wanted to see under his haircut because you know, Twitter pictures. I mean, like, minus from a decade ago and I'm like a hundred pounds ago, so I wanted to see what he really looked like. So I googled him and I saw this, it gets better video for the Trevor project and I was like, yeah, it really doesn't. It really doesn't. Let's make fun of some gays on today's show. And then here I am doing it. You see, that's called visualization. And this poor guy was on for all of 10 seconds and we've now spent like five minutes of tearing him apart. I know. Well, you know what, on the positive note, he seemed very nice. And listen, good for him to make such a terrible impression in such short amount of time. You know, that takes a lot of special talent. So anyway, so Kyle, so the odd storyline of the episode is that Kyle is being wooed for the Chamber of Commerce, which is like, it's so silly. And I was really on board with Lisa Vanderpump, who was kind of like, what the fuck? Like, she was like, Kyle, I don't really see her really being a businesswoman or even she has a boutique. I don't see her being in the Chamber of Commerce because she has been as stalk as she likes to sell clothes, darling. The Chamber of Commerce is not going to do anything for her store. Well, look, the Chamber of Commerce is just a way for old, rich people to hand job each other. What else is that fucking guy going to do? That Chamber of Commerce guy with that wig? Like, give me a break with that wig. I'm not taking you seriously, stop it. You're filled to the brim with, you're filled to the rim with the brim. You got a terrible wig. I can't. You see, I'm turning into that gay, that's what I get from making it out of it. Like, you're filled to the rim with the brim. You have so much rim in you, you could have stopped selling blackberries. No, he wouldn't be able to make that reference. Sorry. Anyway, as I stutter along here, so Kyle is going to have a party for the Chamber of Commerce, which is convenient because she also wants to use it as a way to extend an olive branch to Lisa and have Lisa's Sir Idiots cater the whole thing, which is so perfect for the season premiere of both shows. Well, of course, but, you know, one thing, Kyle is very consistent with other than her bitchyness and her backhandedness and her backstabbingness is the fact that that bitch will get everything for free. I mean, she is one of the most adept housewives. She gets everything for free. She has never paid for a damn thing on this whole show. If her husband has a work event, she'll get it for free. She'll get people to donate an entire downtown city of town, town Los Angeles or whatever to do it for her. And this was no exception. She's like, well, we'll have the premiere party at my house. So they can pay for that through Lisa. I still look like a good person for inviting everybody. Listen, you're not a good person for trying to make up with someone like six months after filming the last season when you haven't tried in between then and now. You know what I mean? Exactly. Exactly. And, you know, Kyle had two beats. Well, she was trying to mend fences with Lisa, although Lisa, Lisa is pretty funny. She was doling out the Jabs this episode, like when she just mentioned the rumors about Mauricio and the younger woman right in front of Portia. Even I have to admit, that was pretty funny. That was bad. That was actually really, really bad. For those of you who missed it, Portia is still adorable and little. And Lisa and Kyle were talking about internet rumors that had been about them. Well, really, just about Kyle, you know, between seasons. And one of them is that Mauricio was cheating with a tranny prostitute. And so Mauricio came in, he's like, "Hey, babe, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna take Portia to do my errands with me, okay, babe?" And Lisa was like, "Ah, that's where the rumors come from of him seeing another woman." Yeah. She's a younger woman. Yeah. And then like the proper music was like, "Don." Yeah, that was super cute. Listen, Lisa, when you're, when there's a little girl who's old enough to parallel park a mini Cooper, she understands what you're talking about. You can't do that, Lisa. Even though I love you, Lisa, you can't do that. So the other thing with this party that was big for Kyle was that she invited Yolanda. And so now Kyle and Yolanda don't like each other anymore because at the reunion, Kyle accused Yolanda of calling Lisa like trash or something like that. And Yolanda's like, "That is a lie." No, that Yolanda said that, okay, at the reunion, Kyle said that Yolanda said that Lisa was full of shit. Right. Right. That was the whole thing. Yeah. And Yolanda's like, "You're a liar. You're a liar." And she's like, "I'm not lying, Yolanda." And they showed that clip like five times in black and white. Like it was the biggest, baddest thing to ever have. Yeah, exactly. And so this is actually now fueled a feud where they both refuse to be accused of being a liar. But I will say this for Kyle. You know, full me wants shame on you. Full me twice, shame on me. Although you never fooled me. This is now the second big lie issue in Kyle's life because we go back to season one of the show unless you forget the big moment with her and Camille where Camille was like Kyle said, "Who would care about you without Kelsey Grammer?" And Kyle was like, "I would never say that. I would never say that. I wouldn't do that. That's a lie." So now this is twice that Kyle is accusing someone else of being a liar. But also it was super hypocritical of Kyle because that, you know, the fight you're referencing from season one, she innocently said, "I think Camille is feeling insecure because she's not with Kelsey and she's used to getting attention from- which is totally valid. I mean, I don't think- I think that if she had just explained it that way to Camille, it wouldn't have been a big deal. But instead she just denied, denied, denied. And in the same way, I think that Yolanda was very innocently saying, "Well, you know, Lisa's sometimes is full of shit because her friends." And she knows that Lisa's sometimes full of shit. She could have just smoothed it over, but instead Kyle learned housewife battling and just battled her into the ground kind of a la Camille. And it's like, "I don't know." It's like, "Find your own moves." I mean, we finally got rid of fucking Camille. This is the first season premiere we haven't had flashbacks of Kyle called me and Secura in Las Vegas. Or, or whatever that fight was. We finally got rid of this shit. And now you're just taking Camille's lame battling abilities to this new season, let it go. And while we're letting things go, go up a size, honey, please with the back fat coming out of your thing. Like, it doesn't matter. You don't know your size. We don't care what your size is. You're not fat, but stop wearing things too small because your back spells out. I know. I did notice that. I act to say. I did notice that. And I actually don't notice those things very much. The other thing I have to say is, as long as I'm being picky about her style, and again, I'm not a style guy, but she always wears these dresses that just sort of like flopped down onto the floor. They're just like, they're just a little bit too long for her. And as a result, I feel like they always make her look kind of stumpy. She should wear things that are like a little more like spelt or something so she looks a little taller or whatever. She always feels like she's like a melted candle, you know? Yeah. She's such a beautiful woman too. Yes, she is. She's like, come on. You've got gay people surrounding you. Just get some honest ones who aren't like, baby cake, hi, baby, baby, baby, morning, morning, phone phone. Love that dress on you. Love that dress on you. Oh, it looks so good. So let's see. In other news, Brandy is moving up in the world. And she keeps on referencing the Jeffersons, which was mildly amusing the first time. But by the fifth time she said I'm moving on up, I really wanted to push her off a cliff so she would move on down and out of my life. Yeah, especially since she has no rhythm or real humor. Yeah. Or an afro. Yeah. Aren't there like, couldn't you do like a bet? Couldn't you be like a Beverly Hill Billy? Why do you need to be that? Why do you need to be smurched to Jeffersons? I know. You ain't no wheezy. I mean, my favorite thing about that is that Brandy's like, well, you know, it's so nice to not need a man anymore to make my own money really because you made this money because you were married to a cheating man who was famous and you stayed famous by mean tweeting said famous man and his slut and you were hired by a gay man obsessed with your man. And now you're getting probably a deal on a lease through another man. Like everything you're doing is kind of through men. So shut up. Yeah. And your book you just wrote is about a man. So stop. Yeah. Just stop. Exactly. And then of course we have Kim Richards, who seems to be breeding Cujo over in her house somewhere. Kim Richards will end up overcoming drug and alcohol abuse only to be mauled by her. She is going to be mauled like so hardcore. Yeah. That's one of those like, Oh my God, Michelle lost her face. Yeah. It's going to be one of those news stories. Like she does she should not have that dog that dog that dog is going to kill if it's not going to kill Kim, it's going to kill someone else. That scene with Kim trying to take care of that dog was one of the funniest fucking things I've seen here. She's like King's Lake, Gang's Lake, you bet the chicken salad ball, Kingsley, you bet the hair dry. Now is the black out and I can't do my hair. The mirrors are just filthy Kingsley, you want to go to Van Nuys air? I love the air plans there God, Kim, I just love that every other housewife they're like, Okay. Today Kyle, Kyle needs to join the chamber of commerce and she needs to have a big party and then she needs to wonder if she's going to invite Yolanda. Okay, Lisa needs to plan this party and she needs to have this big drama with Kyle. Okay, Brandy, Brandy needs to be looking for a house and we need to see who she's having sex with Kim. Oh, just have Kim making a bed. She'll be fine. Just throw a ball under the bed and see what happens. It's like, Kim, they're just like, send a camera to her house and get whatever. Give her a fitted sheet and a dog and let's see how this plays out and honestly it was like the most interesting part. It was. It was. He's not dreaming. He's not dreaming. Okay. Give me some training. She is I'm telling you right now that that dog is going to peer out from the closet with eyes glowing orange in the middle of the night at her and she's going to tell everyone and be like, Oh, better check her back into rehab. Don't worry, Kim. We believe you. It's a devil's dog. Oh, yes, pit bulls are the funniest dogs because they are so humongous and so strong and they're so cute, but people don't understand what they're getting. And if you go to a shelter, it's all Chihuahuas and pit bulls, you know, and the Chihuahuas are shaking in the corner, pissing themselves on the pit bulls are trying to murder everybody that comes in there, you know, and then these sweet little girls, you see at the dog park who have adopted these gigantic pit bulls and it's like, Oh, no, girl, they've been dragged all around the park. Luckily, babies. It's like, Oh, no, luckily you have the best of both worlds with your pit bull Chihuahua mix. Yes. Mine has the killer ability of a pit bull, but a little tiny seal body because he's squished into a Chihuahua body bless his little heart. Bewler. Bewles. So, okay. So based on Kyle throws this party and the caterers from surf shop acting like a bunch of idiots. I mean, like they don't have a single professional instinct in their body. They didn't have it on their first season of their show. And now that they've become semi-famous, they've completely lost any grasp of reality on how to act as anything as well as the second year curse. They come back even dumber than they started and they're upset. They know now to get camera time. They have to be fighting about something idiotic, which we'll get to when we get to Vanderpoop. Yeah. But oh my God. I came to that party like, what did we do? This is stupid. Oh my God. I can't believe Lisa just told me to do something. You're like, your boss just told you to go outside and work at the bar. It's like, no, I don't want you. God. Well, we're going to obviously jump into Kristin, aka horse space number one. We will tear her apart very shortly. But for now, at least the portion that was on Beverly Hills, she was just being ridiculous. Lisa asked her to work at a separate bar from her boyfriend and she threw a fit. And she said, no. And then she said, she wouldn't be treated this way. She's a 30 year old woman and she doesn't like, didn't like the way that Lisa looked at her or said her. It said, here's a news flash. She's your boss, not your friend. She can look at you any damn well way she wants and she can tell you what to do. However she wants and she can speak to you in whatever manner you're so stupid. Well, in fairness, you know Lisa is only their boss when it's time for TV. Like she hasn't been to service since the last season. Oh, yeah. And suddenly she's coming in. She's in everybody's fucking business all the time. I mean, I wouldn't like it either. But look, she's she's given you a minimum wage job and a TV show. So just be thankful, because that's the only thing you're ever going to do. So just be thankful. Yeah, be very, very thankful. So anyway, I like when she's like, I'm 30 years old, I can't believe someone would talk to me like that. I'm not a baby. I'm 30. And now she stumps her foot. Process her arms and pouts off. Yeah. So that shows her big. I also, by the way, I also liked how she said like at this point I would rather be asked to go back to serve. That would make my life easier. Lisa's like, you know what? I want you to go back to search. She's like, really? Are you serious? She stumps off. Like at least have some logic. Yeah. Follow through with your pocolomations. So anyway, so the party's going on. And then that's when we meet our first our two new cast members. So first to walk in is Carlton, who is neither black nor a man. It's actually-- Nor a cigarette. Nor a cigarette. Nor a college in Minnesota. Yeah. Imagine if a college just walked in like a university just like, oh, I'm here. I don't know why the university would be so oafish. So Carlton walks in and she sort of looks like Shirley Manson meets Pocahontas, you know, like dark jet black hair, big long hair, sort of sunken cheekbones, a bored look in her eyes. That's very disdainful. And I have to say immediately I actually really liked her because she was so snobby right off the get-go. Well, she's one of those typical hookers who snobby because she married a rich guy. Like listen, you've got the cheapest desacs I've ever seen in my life. You could give enough saline to wet an entire African village's contacts. You open the opening here and some glitter corset with a feather boa. Your eyes are stapled open and you've got the cheapest we've ever seen in my life. And you walk in and ask, "Smani, bitch, please." Well, she is in the vein of Kerry from Marriage Medicine in which she has a British accent of some sort. And she feels like that has given her license to be smoothie, which of course she shouldn't be, because she then, after acting all highfalutin, announces that she has three children named Destiny with an eye, Mystery, or maybe Mystery has the eye. Maybe they both have the eye and Cross. So listen, you can't act like you have pristine taste when you name your kids that. I'm sorry. It's ridiculous. Yeah. That's one of those girls who's like finally gets married to a rich ugly guy. And she's like, "I want dolphins at my wedding." And then they do it. Yeah. And people are calling you tacky because you've got dolphins at your wedding. You can have them. You can do that if you want to, but you can't get mad at us for laughing that you've got dolphins at your wedding. Okay? Yeah. And that's your trial scene. And I love that she actually said, because the other new girl, who's like, "I'm so young and thin and beautiful." Oh, it's so nice to be thin. Oh, hello. My name is Attin Person. Who are you? I'm younger than you, but you know what, it's like to be so young. You remember, right? All the way back then. She's going to get eaten alive that bitch. Oh, sure. But I love that she kind of, her and her like fat gap tooth husband were making fun. And by the way, congratulations, fat gap tooth guys, because all you really need to do in Beverly Hills is to make a little money and suddenly you're like Robert Redford. What? Everyone just forgets the fact that you look kind of like a gas station. So anyway, that guy and her were kind of laughing at the names, because who wouldn't, you know? And she's like, "Here's the thing with me. Don't fuck with my children's names." I'm like, "I love that that's your thing. Don't fuck with my children's names. Stop naming them stupid things." That's the first way to prevent that. You know, it's like preventative medicine. This is like preventative like baby naming. Don't name them mystery. Okay? Don't... You know whose name mystery? The stupid guy with the big hat on the show about the game. You know? That's who mystery is. And you've never figured that out. The mystery is it's a bookshelf at Barnes & Noble, okay? It's where old ladies go so they can find a book to read over Christmas. It's not a big name. You gave birth to a bookshelf. It was a very long, intensive labor. I have to say, I still like her though, because one thing that I love is misplaced snobbery. When you don't really deserve to be a snob, but you're still a snob anyway, I enjoy that. And I also have to say, Beverly Hills now has the most crazy accents out of all the other cast. I thought Miami had it for the longest time, but between Yolanda's Dutch accent, two different British accents, and now we have whoever this other woman is, Joy Joyce. What's her name? Do we know her name? Jocelyn? Where's Gerard? Jocelyn? Jocelyn? What's Gerard? Jocelyn? What's the other one is Carlton Gabbier? I'm Carlton. I'm Carlton. I love that by the way, Carlton is on the Chamber of Commerce, which for some reason cracks me up that this woman who's like a witch and various nudie is also on the Chamber of Commerce. Yeah, I really think that that should be the spin-off, because everybody is on the Chamber, and I love that the other new girl, Joyce, is a potential member. Yeah, exactly. That's what I love. She's aspiring to be on the Chamber of Commerce. Let me tell you something, whether you're in the Chamber of Commerce at Beverly Hills or Poe Donk, it's all the same shit. You're sitting in like a crappy boardroom with a few, like, if you're lucky, some pepperish farm cookies, but chances are like maybe some Costco things. And you sit there and you probably talk about flower boxes on the sidewalk. Yeah. Whose daughter is going to present the Golden Globes this year? Oh, is that what they do? No, that's the... I don't know. I don't know. Some Chamber of Commerce Awards, like, the commie goes to Kyle Boutique. The commie. Everyone's treated the same at Kyle's Boutique. What's the capitalism here? They just put the profits and call it a day. I do love the idea of a Chamber of Commerce award being called a commie. We would like to celebrate your great advances in capitalism by giving an award to make it a democracy. I'm sure that the city will go communist if Kyle winds up on the Chamber of Commerce. It's just a red scarf with your name, like, sharp-eat onto it. But we're being so elevated this week, talking about communism. I know you guys. Welcome. We started with gay bashing, and now we're elevated to politics. Now we're in communism. Holly Polly? Yeah. So then, so there was immediately some friction because, I guess, because Kyle has really nice hair, but Joyce has nicer hair. So obviously, that is just what that won't do. Well, I caught a little tiny bit of Whitney Cummings, who, by the way, what a horrible seaward that woman is. Oh, yeah. Have you ever listened to her at all, Whitney Cummings? Wow. Tell me. I guess I should have known that she was a horrible person, and you'd think that that would make me like her, and it semi-did, but I heard some podcast she was on that was like two and a half hours long, so I got a big dose of that bitch. And then she was on Watch What Happens, so I knew it was coming. But every question, her answer was so rude. And I was like, we're not too rude for Bravo, after all. I guess if you're famous first, but she was, Andy said, like, whose hair is better, you know, because of course he has to start shit. Right. So it's like, whose hair was better? And she's like, well, that Joyce woman, I mean, no, he said, who should win the award for best hair? And she said, whatever Indian woman that got scalped to make that wig on that Joyce woman should win the award. I was like, damn, damn girl. And good call. Would you like it? Would you like to be Matt Whitfield on Watch What Crap It Is? I know. She's like, yeah, really not busy at all. I'd love to come on your show. Yeah. Well, let's see. What was I think the only other significant thing that happened on the episode, aside from the general bickering or whatever, is at one point, Randy encountered Sheena, our favorite waitress from Sur in the kitchen. And I guess Sheena had an incident where she fell over and knocked at her two front teeth. That's what happens. I try to give a blow job to a statue. Sheena, you should learn. She's like, I saw the big statue in Azuz and I just wanted to make him smile. That the town, that the founder of Azuzah has a statue. She probably got firm-stomped by somebody's wife, or she was probably like, I'm not getting enough attention. I need more gums. I know. She's like, I'm sick of these baby teeth. I want my new ones to come in Quaker. Oh, wait. I forgot I had other baby teeth. I'm a serious like gums. So what I loved is that brandy, of course, was just so happy to point out like, oh, what the fuck happened to your teeth? And she was like, well, I fell out and it went grey and it got infected. So yeah, it's been really tough. It's so embarrassed. And then, and then brandy was like, oh, that's too bad. And then of course Sheena like goes running off to Lisa and starts crying. And she's like, it's my tooth. That's my tooth. Look really bad. Does it look really grey? I'm really self-conned. Just about it. I'm like, listen, Sheena, the tooth is the least of your problems. Your entire face is like the grey tooth. Okay. It's just God. No kidding. That just needs to die and fall off and start over again. I know. It just, it just needs a lot of fluoride just, just like your face in a fluoride bath. Get a, get a whitening strip and just wrap your face around it like a mummy. I love, I love that brandy did that. I think, you know what? She's right. Karma's a bitch. And you know what? Well, and I love that Sheena is just feels like this is a recurring thing because this is something that happened on Miami too. It's like, I said I was sorry, like, honey, you not only fucked her husband, you dated him for years, like, it wasn't like you just fucked him in a bathroom, like you've been with the guy. Yeah. You don't get to just say you're sorry and then everything's okay. Yeah. It doesn't work like that. Like, she's going to hate you forever. Deal with it. And you're a waitress. Yes. So if somebody asks you what the fuck you just tell them and move on with your day. Yeah, you have to expect that if you show up to a party with Brandy Glenville and you have a rotting front tooth, she's going to point it out. Okay. Just, just, it's like if you have an eye patch or if like, if your hair falls out, Brandy's going to point it out and just accept that. All right. Yeah. That's what she does. Yeah. And I liked it. She's like, well, what, what would it be like if I said what's wrong with your face? How come it doesn't move? And I was like, are you kidding? Because neither does yours, at least she has an excuse, bitches past her expiration date. Yeah. What's your excuse? Yeah. And at least she actually looks fantastic still, I think, even though her face is a little bit more positive. I don't know. I actually found a picture of her looking just like RuPaul in the very beginning. Okay. I believe that. I believe that. Some, you know, I'm kind of frightened. But, well, like the girl, you know, I trash Brandy here a lot only because she's probably one of the most horrible people ever on housewives, like she's going to screw every person she comes in contact with. She's just going to screw over and betray at some point. I just see it coming. And she's going to do it because she's not buying a home. She's leasing a home, which she has to work the rest of her goddamn life to keep that thing up. And it's just not going to happen. So let's just face the truth here. No, Brandy's not going to be true to anybody. So just be prepared for that everybody. But that said, I actually like Brandy, and I'm going to enjoy watching her screw the entire town home. I agree. So the tooth incident actually served as our segue into the Vanderpump rule season premiere where they did the same thing that they did last season where the two shows kind of like flowed together. And so the way the Vanderpump premiere started was Sheena actually delivering the quote of perhaps the year when, in fact, let me pull it up before I even pronounced such things. I believe you did it. It says I'm a singer. My mouth is literally everything, my man. Oh, my God. To me, once you said that, I was like, Oh, yes, we are back in Vanderpump rules. We are back with most vapid cast on all of television. They sure are, man. And they really played that up. I mean, they came back ready to fight over like who didn't marry the catch-ups. I mean, they're ready to go. They're ready to rip each other's faces off. They are. So the first thing that happens is that the party ends. And then they're like, well, why don't we do it? What are we supposed to do? And Kyle's like, well, isn't the real supposed to be that you're supposed to leave everything as you found it? And then some stupid girls like, fine, let me go make her bad. Don't take it so literally, you stupid idiot. I know. I loved it. They're shocked that they have to like clean up after they have a party. Like, no, just leave all that food on the table. You guys. Thanks for coming. Yeah. There's, I mean, it was like the biggest group of idiots of all time, I mean, which we shouldn't be surprised. It's just such an odd thing because now they're TV stars, but they're still waiters. I don't understand how that works exactly because a friend of mine introduced me to Xena because she, I don't know, she's friends with all those people, a bunch of fucking idiots in real life too, let me say that. So, but you know, granted again, like I said, like I said last year, every episode we talked about this show. It's one thing for me to talk about real housewives because they're ladies. Like they're in their 40s and 50s. Like I don't mind that, but these, I feel like they're children. And oh my God, if anybody followed me around when I was that young, oh Lord. So part of me feels semi guilty and like Xena was really nice, but I was shocked because they were all really working like they were all working at night. It was so weird. I felt so bad. Excuse me. Excuse me. As she mentioned, several times is 30, okay. Don't feel bad. These are not like spring chickens. These are not 17 year olds. These people are well into their 20s. Some of them even have babies, okay. We do not feel any sense of remorse. These are through and through vapid idiots. They may be nice. Some of them may be nice, but I have yet to figure out which ones those are, but these are vapid idiots who are dumb. And they are actually in a wonderful deal with the devil because they are now famous, but the only way they can maintain their fame is if they stay at their low level position, which is actually a brilliant paradox, not paradox, but a brilliant like twist of fate for them. Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm done feeling terrible. So anyway, so they finally make, they make their way out of the catering gig and they head to the parlor room in Hollywood and I'm like, oh, great. They have to smurch a lovely bar and I know welcome to little Armenia at that place now. Thanks so much. Great. Thanks. So they're all there. And one of the, one of the things that we learn is that Jax is he got his job back. He's got everything back in his life except for Stasi and Stasi hasn't like taken Jax back, but she loves leading him on and making him work for it. And then she gives a quote, which I thought was hilarious, she goes, yes, Jax is a compulsive liar, but girls got to get laid sometimes. Stasi is actually super funny this episode and I think it's because we're just used to her horror show personality. It's kind of like how all the villains of the Disney films become your favorite after a while because it's like all the goody two shoes just always win. It's like, what's a bitch going to get something, you know, every girl needs to eat. So it was nice to see Stasi just like kind of raking everybody across the coals. Well, here's, here's the thing for me. Stasi is a through and through bitch like she is just an awful vile person like from the depth of, depths of her soul, every like cell in her body is like evil and vile and terrible. And you know, just one of those people in life that is really like has come up from the gates of hell. Now, the other girls, that's just, that's just the way Stasi is. That's just who she is. Yes. That's why we hate her and love her or whatever it is. And we understand it after meeting her parents. Yeah. So now, but the other girls, what's happened is they've had a few months to reflect, which is a big deal because reflections don't come easily for these women. And they've realized, oh shit, everyone cares about Stasi and no one cares about us. Here's, here's an idea. We're going to come on and be super bitchy and crazy for screen time now. So that's why you have like Kristen being like, like off the, off her rocker over the top and Sheena too. And you can see it's just two girls wanting to be on TV, whereas Stasi, it's really comes from an organic place. Her evilness is an organic evil. And so I think that Stasi right now, we spent so much time dealing with like the fake evilness that it almost make, made you sort of appreciate and enjoy Stasi's real evil, you know? And that's why I think she came off seeming nice. Yeah. Like you said about Horsey one and two, I don't know if they listened to this show or if someone told them that they're called Horsey phase one and two, but one of the Horsey faces made the most awkward transition ever to not look like Horsey face number one. Yeah. And it makes me feel guilty. I feel like you and Matt are to blame for that. Well, you two, you two don't act like you were not part of this. I'm a good person. No. I don't say anything bad about anybody. Well, we'll ask the gay guy at Kyle's boutique before he throws himself off a bridge. It does not get better. Oh, yeah, and with really bad telenovela red hair and some kind of iron eyebrow thing. And just a, you know, it's like if you're going to work on something during your time off, make it your personality, read some books, you know, learn a skill. Learn to cook or go to an acting class. I don't know. Do something. But just that hair. No. That's not going to. They did not totally work. And you know, and Kristen, aka Horsey face number one, she, the reason, the reason why I don't feel so bad making fun of her physical characteristics, as opposed to other people when I usually do, I feel guilty afterwards and I usually say I'm really not a bad person. But her, I said this a lot of times, many times last season, I feel like it's a fair game with Kristen, because she was the one who had that famous quote that said, like, you know, people who work at sir, just like hotter than everyone else, like, sorry. Deal with that. Sorry. We're prettier than you. We're just like, oh, sorry. I mean, in fact, although pet horses, because they're pretty, they pet them to stop them from getting kicked off into the mud. Yeah. She's starting to look less like a horse and more like that thing from Winnie the Pooh, your, whatever's name is. I don't know. Her teeth are going in different directions now. So her teeth are like her relationship with Tom. It's just drifting apart. I think she's probably watched a show and her own personality has gotten on her nerve so much that she's graded her own teeth crooked. Yeah. So she's like, I'll change it and get a new haircut. So one of the things that's going on with Kristen, one of the reasons why she's acting like this unhinged crazy lady is because of her boyfriend, Tom Sandoval, I believe it is, he, he who's the one who shaves his face like Caroline Manzo. He went to Vegas and banged a cocktail waitress. Okay, first of all, memo to these girls. When your boyfriend says he's going to Vegas, just know there's going to be an abortion down the line. All right. Yeah. Just, just know that and accept it. And you just say, don't go to Vegas or say have fun in Vegas. You're paying for the abortion. Okay. Exactly. Like, you know, it's like getting mad that the scorpions stung someone who attacked it. Like it's just in their nature with these idiots. Yeah. Don't be surprised that the guy you're dating who shaves his face as an animal. Like, come on, they're been, they're been hints. Yeah. I mean, these guys just, they just love a cocktail waitress in Vegas, don't they? They, you know, if they see it, they see a hole in a short skirt and they are ready to plug it. Yeah. It's like Halloween people passing out candy are going to take a piece, especially when you're not getting any candy at home. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Or if the candy just looks like a sea horse. A horse face. No one wants a horse face candy. That's why there is not a horse face flavored M&Ms. This episode is sponsored by DoorDash. We're back to tell you more about the latest Dash Pass annual plan benefit. Stream max with ads included at no extra cost. You know what's a great night for us ordering DoorDash and cuddling up to watch the max original hacks. 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Mint Mobile unlimited, premium wireless. Get 30, 30, 30, get 30, get 20, 20, 20, get 20, get 20, get 20, get 15, 15, 15, just 15 bucks a month. So give it a try at mintmobile.com/switch. $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month, new customers on first three month plan only, taxes and fees extra, speeds lower above 40 gigabyte CD tail. Yeah, it's like, you know what, she's like the thing of smarties and Reese's Penis's peanut butter cups are over in Vegas. Okay. That's what she's made of. She's made of buck tooth cacao and the real chocolate is in Vegas. So I wanted to go through really quick. We are assing. I'm sorry, everyone. I know we're getting totally open. We're being totally offensive and so short. We're the worst. I love it. We're awful. But it's also from watching like 10 hours of Bravo this week. I mean, everybody on these fucking shows is horrible. They're just starting shit and trying to ruin each other's reputations and each other's lives to have a storyline on the show. They're all fucking vile, disgusting human beings and they make me so fucking sick that by the time we start doing this, I'm just grossed out with humanity. It's like, you know, I feel like people listening to us on this show are getting us how we are in the car because you know how in the car like you can really tell what a horrible sexist race is somebody is. Even a preacher in a car would be like, you fucking idiot, get out of the street. Hey, why don't you go have another baby, you tout? You know? Right. And I feel like we really let it sign on this show. I don't know that that's good, y'all. Vanderpump Rules brings out the very worst. You know what it is? Vanderpump Rules is like that Stephen King book, Needful Things, you know, where the devil comes into a town and he gives everyone a little gift and everyone loves their gift and then brings out the worst of them and the entire town ones that killing each other because the gifts do that. That's what Vanderpump Rules is. It's like a gift where you can hate watch it on like any other show but then you become a vile person in the process. I feel like it's like the Stephen King book thinner where somebody like it makes a deal with the devil but then they just keep getting thinner and thinner until they die. I feel like it's like the shining where I just want to swing an axe at every wall until someone dies. I feel like it's like misery just because of the title. I feel like it's like Christine because it makes me feel like I'm in a car that wants to kill me. I feel like it's like under the dome because you expected it to end in 13 episodes and then even though it was really terrible, it's insisting on coming back. I feel like it's like pet cemetery because they all sound like a bunch of dying cats and I feel like even if I tried to put myself or this drive its misery, it would resurrect itself and haunt me. And also it's like pet cemetery because even though there might be a cute baby on it, you still want to see it get hit by a semi-truck. And I feel like it's like Kerry because all I want to do is pour a bucket of blood over Stasi's head. Last word. You get the last word on that. I couldn't figure out a way that it looked like Jaws. Stephen King didn't do Jaws. Oh yeah, that was Stephen Spielberg. You see? I started running my Stephen's together. It's time to stop it. It's okay. I was like, oh my God. I was like, I need another Stephen King. It's like it because Stasi looks like a clown that lives in the gutter. Can we use some Richard Bachman books here? Okay. I wanted to... Oh, go ahead. No, I was just going to touch on the Sheena stuff for a party, but you want to talk? Oh no, no, no. Let's please talk about the Sheena's party. Yeah. I mean, let's. This is a very important party, everyone. So the big thing with Sheena F is that she and Stasi have become really class friends and then she had oral sex with the statue and lost her to front teeth and had to go get like serge. It was like a real surgery, like she was like six and a half hours and she woke up twice. It was six and a half hours and I woke up and realized I was missing teeth like twice. I was like, why are they putting things in my mouth? This buffet is all wrong. She was like, I thought I was a sizzler, but I'm like, oh, my back and so I'm like, oh, my. So, she was upset because Stasi texted me when I was in the hospital. I love that it's all attacked, so it would make it all better. And I love by the way, when Stasi was like, you were at the dentist, you weren't like dying or anything. She's like, yeah, but if I didn't go to the dentist, I would have had to go to the hospital a few days later. Like, congratulations on your theoretical hospital visit. Like, it's like that time when I almost tripped and if I had tripped, I would have maybe gone to the hospital. So thanks for texting me, everyone. You're. Oh, my God. So Stasi eventually said she was sorry, whatever, just to get it over with, because she knew that at this point, she was just giving shit time, air time. Yeah. She was like, just say you're sorry and be done with it. They're a big aficion of fry and I'm going to fry motherfuckers. Another thing, my favorite thing was the end of the episode because drunk ass horsey face number two was leaving because she was being mean to she because she because she had brought up the fact that now I have texts at her at after the oral surgeon. Yeah. They're like, Oh my God. That's to be my fan. You didn't know that. That's what this whole show sounds like to me. You are, you are, you are, you are, I hate you, but at the end. And so Kristen passes, I think it's Kristen or Katie, of course, face number two, passes by, uh, Sianna's boyfriend who's wasted and it's like, I'm sick of the aircraft, I'm acting a batch. And he's like, you're a batch. And then they start fighting. And then her boyfriend starts fighting with Sianna's boyfriend. Yeah. And then she comes over and she's like, whoa, whoa, babe. What are you doing? Start sobbing on her shoulder, say, say, say, what's going on? You say? Oh my God. With that show. Okay. And here's the last thing I have to say about that show. I cannot handle motherfucking Pandora and her ass on this show. That better not be a thing. Yeah. I she shouldn't be. First of all, she's got a hot husband, just you've got your hot, wealthy husband and you've got all your money. Go to the bathhouse, pick up your husband and go on date night. What are you doing? What are you doing hanging out with all these, like, waiters and waitresses? You should be hanging out with, like, the rich people of your age, okay? You should be hanging out with the people that go, like, the polo lounge for dinner just to get, like, a drink, a $25 drink. Why are you hanging out with these stupid losers? Okay. That's for... These are the people that we are supposed to be hanging out with. Oh, holy. And not only that, but if you're going to hang out with them, don't just imitate your mom the whole time, because you're not her, like, you can't just steal the bitchy part of your mom and, like, the authoritative part of your mom and not the wit, because at the end of the day, you're just bossing people around at a birthday party and you sound crazy. I mean, Pandora, you seem very nice, you're super cute, please just stay off this show. Now, if you change your ways and you come on here as, like, some drunk slut taking everyone's boyfriend and hitting people, okay, I could do that. But not just as a substitute for your mother. I know she's very busy, but, you know, there are other managers that serve. Yeah, absolutely. And you know what? I know there's this whole drama that Stasi feels like Shina is now best friends with Pandora and Stasi's on the outs, and I love that Stasi's, like, she has been telling her things to make her hate me. I'm like, you know what? Shina didn't have to tell her anything. All she had to do is watch one episode of The Stupid Show, and she would hate you. Like, oh, oh, wait a second, my friend is a huge bitch. Never mind. Never mind. I'm never going to hang out with you ever again. Yeah, exactly. So I wanted to just on our little break between shows, I wanted to go over some Facebook comments on our Facebook page slash Watch What Crap-ins. We get together every week at about 430 Pacific time to talk shit about what you guys want to talk about on the show. So I wanted to just go through some of them. Shina's great tea. It's the talk of the party. Mauricio looking, this is from Angela, Mauricio looking the hot new Latin girl up and down in that creepy Mauricio style. And the fact that Lisa has clearly adopted Shina, Angela says, oh, and Pandora. I just can't with her. Gallery girl's theme song was playing on some commercial. Hold on. There was something really good in here. Well, speaking of theme songs, I don't know, Ronnie, when you produce the show, I'm not sure if you put on a musical tag at the beginning anymore, that shows how often I'm always listening to this. But whenever I produce it, when it's my turn to produce like this week, it will be. I found this piece of public domain music from like Apple that I've been using since the summer. And they started playing it midway through Vanderpump Rules, and I thought they're playing the Watch What Crap-ins theme song right now. Bravo actually has been caught a couple of times in the past couple of weeks using music from GarageBand. No, all the reality shows do. All the reality shows do it actually. I can tell that they do, like at least like Beverly Hills does it. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills does it. But you know what, if you're going to steal that violin quartet or whatever the hell you're going to do, at least modify it. I mean, they modify it. They'll like change the notes or like change the rhythms of a couple of the violin notes so that it sounds slightly different. But I mean lately, they're just like dragging and dropping that shit and sending it to print. Come on guys, make an effort. Yeah, like we do it because we don't want to spend any money towards making a theme song. Right, because Bravo keeps fucking copyright and fringing our asses everywhere we post jerks. Well, I did make the banter with Ben and Lisa theme song. I did make on GarageBand one afternoon, but I was bored. I don't think I have it in me to do it again. I think I'm just going to make us a Watch What Crap-in song, and it's going to go, "Watch What Crap-ins, Watch It!" Yeah, I was doing a little bit of percussion. Okay, so let's move on, because we've got a lot of shit to go. Okay, let's go right into it. Let's do it with Atlanta or Miami. What do you want to do? I say we go through my jammy real quick. My jammy. Okay, let's do two episodes in the space of one, because the second episode was so worthless it's barely even worth talking about. First episode, which was on Sunday night, the women went to Vegas for Joanna's Bachelorette Party. This constituted the trip of the season, and considering it lasted one episode, and was like basically the second, the last one shows how much love this series got from Bravo. But you know what though? Like we've said before, those women did not bring it this season, and if they don't get picked up, it's their fault. Yep, and they didn't even bring it at the end. I really thought they would, but they just, you know, it just, they're just not compatible. Like you would never believe that any of them are friends. Like Leah on that Las Vegas trip looked like she wanted to fucking shoot herself in the face. Yeah. She was not having it, any of it. Yeah. And it's because she's hanging out with like ex-strippers who were drunk, you know, 20 years from junior. Why would she want to hang out with them? Yeah. And then that part where she was dancing with that black midget, I couldn't. I just couldn't. How fun was that? It was just not okay. Yeah. I just, I wasn't even going to get it to it at all, like this type of stuff. Oh my God. Hey, you're little. Get on a platform. Change your life. Yeah, it was, I mean, I honestly don't remember too much from the Vegas episode. Lisa was like drunk and super annoying. Lisa is, you know, she's just, there's not a lot going on with her. You know, she just, she, she drinks and she cries over Lenny and that's, that's what her life is. She has nothing going on. Yeah. She sold out married and ugly rich guy, didn't get a job and now she's bored as fuck with her life. And I don't blame her, but you know what? Do something for somebody else, like join a charity, you know, do something. And I just figured it out too, watching this. Like she's been refusing to get a surrogate for the past few seasons and that was the end of her storyline. She supposedly found one, which she didn't even, they lost it, whatever. I don't believe that she ever had one. And the reason that she's not doing that is because if she lets somebody else have those kids, she feels like she's going to have less of a claim when Lenny leaves her ass and she has to take them to court. And you know that that's the truth. Yeah, she, she's, she's so nervous right now because she knows she's a trophy wife. I mean, that's all she is. She's truly a trophy wife, slash blow up doll. And you know, take it, you know, go to school, like you're learning a trade. Your husband will pay for you to go to school or do something, you know, get a damn job woman. Yeah. I said it. Yeah. She's just nervous because she knows she can't lock it down right now. Her uterus is not helping her out and she needs to lock that down. Yeah. I don't know. I just can't bring myself to care about her because there's nothing real there. And she keeps on trying to almost, she tried to like imbue herself with some sort of self importance, she keeps on saying like, well, you know, I'm really the glue that binds all these women together. And you know, I've realized I'm so much stronger than ever, it's like, no, you're not the glue. You're not the glue at all. You're barely a rubber band. Okay. You are, you're just a person who exists who talks to different people sometimes at the same party. Like, that's all. That's all you do, Lisa. Yeah. You're just a starter. Shut up. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't have like hate for Lisa. She seems like a nice girl. Yeah. I just feel bad for her. And you know, living where we live, we meet so many people like her who were just pretty and then they took a sledgehammer to their face and married an ugly rich guy. And I don't know. There's just like kind of a sense of sadness there. Part of it is that I'm, you know, ugly and not rich and not married and poor. So I'm not going to deny that part, but it's not even really a jealousy. It's just kind of like, I don't know. It's like when you see a piano concert and there's like a little kid playing the piano really well and then you see him like 10 years later in a wedding and he's just like dumb and drugged out and like working as like a banker somewhere and just did nothing with his life. Like you had so much potential. You're so pretty. You had such giant boobs. You can put your ankles behind your head. You could have ruled the world or at least Los Angeles. Yeah. And now look at you. You're trapped in some gaudy-ass McMansion. Your own best friend that you hired left you after you sucked some fat out of her. It's just sad. I don't know. Yeah. I'm different. That's, I know. This is so sad. Now, that's probably why she was so excited to be in Vegas and isn't she from Vegas? She was excited to do all the shots and not only that, I'm sure she was psyched to be on her old stomping grounds with a famous supermodel, you know, next to her, you know. That was really a huge thrill. I mean, I would be, I'd be excited. I'm not putting it past me. I would, if I, if I suddenly had it like a super fame, well, Joanne is not super famous, but I had a famous friend and my famous friend is like, yeah, let's have a bachelorette party in Katona, New York. I'd be like, hell yeah, and I'd be like, oh, hey, everyone. Oh, that's just my famous friend. Yeah. Yeah. We're just hanging here. Yeah. That would be the Katona Barn Grill and obviously we see why there's an issue with that because it sucks. Yeah. That was some sadness for sure. But I think the best parts of this episode was when Adriana is just like, oh, you know it was awkward when we saw each other in the Vegas, but I'm so glad we did it. And it's like old times and Lee is like, I'm not so sure about that honey. And she was like, well, you know, here's the thing, once I see someone's evil, then that's the end. I mean, I was like, wow, I was not expecting that and good for her. And then Adriana is like, I have apologize three times. I don't know what more I have to do. It's like a bitch. You're black. Yes. You can't. You've not only been rude to somebody. You've had a gang of girls going after this woman, like all year in the like starting as much shit as you can. You don't get, again, you don't get to just say you're sorry and pretend it never happened. Yeah. Dumb. Yeah. Leah basically pulled the classic Lauren Conrad move, which was to say, I want to forgive you and I want to forget you. Yeah. Hills reference for anyone out there. Yeah. Here it gets. And it should be, you know, I was actually, I was surprised because that people normally fall for the mushy stuff and I was surprised that Leo is like, no, no, no, we're never going to be the same. And we'll barely be friends. And then when she said, honestly, if I never saw her again the rest of my life, I would be better off. I was like, whoa, that was, that was harsh considering there had just been a quote unquote reconciliation. Yeah. It's okay. You don't have to say anything to that. I like, yeah, I mean, we're done with that, right? There was a, let's see, there was a big fight, a stupid fight at the end of the Vegas episode where Lisa was yelling at, like, Alexia, which I liked it really only because he had Alexia getting into a tizzy be like, oh, well, you know, you know, you always say you're a man and like, I don't know, I haven't seen a penis on you or I don't know, like, like I don't know. Like Peter's man. I don't know. Like, why you always say that? Like, oh, well, you know, when you know we're on a party bus and like, oh, well, you know, Peter. She says that, like, everything is like, like, oh, I think we're going to know Peter. We're going to the next, we're at the next stop. Oh, well, you know, Peter, you know, like Peter likes to be at the next stop to, you know, but he's like, he's like having a hard time, you know, but like, oh, well, you know, oh my God, I was so glad to see her storyline and and I love that Lisa was like, we have so much in common. We both have husbands who are possibly gay, never going to touch us and, you know, have to console ourselves with their credit cards and fabulous trips and clothes and whatever children we managed to squeeze out of them. Yeah. But it's just a press to me. The whole fucking season depressed me and by the way, the first, like, 20 minutes or so of the wedding episode really pissed me off because it was so beyond staged. I like that these women all allegedly overslept and they were waking up in full makeup like oh no, it's 11 a.m. We overslept. You know, it was so horrifically staged and the worst part was there's one part where they were totally caught. Later on, it was the actual day of the wedding day when they finally made it to San Diego and Joanna's like in her bed and she like jumps out of her bed practically and is like, it's my wedding day. And then her mom like appears like under like the comfort of being like Joanna and it was like so obviously staged, but Joanna's like, I'm sorry, I just couldn't sleep. And they the camera on there's a clock on screen next to the bed and said 11 a.m. I was like, listen, don't act like that. Like don't this is so obviously staged, but don't act like you couldn't sleep and it's 11 a.m. Like when did you go to sleep? Six. Yeah. And well, I love that if they really didn't miss it that the cameraman just fuck with them like that. Yeah. Like we'll just stay in their car and but yeah, whenever the cameras are like sitting in our bedroom, I'm so sure like they're sitting there all night just waiting for them to wake up. Yeah, exactly. And like Lisa's like pass out in a chair and Leah comes over and Leah, you know, I like Leah, we all we both love Leah, but she's not a good actress and she comes over because we saw what happened. It was like, it was like a flashback to like making a little video in high school or something like that. That caliber of acting and she throws ice at her. It was so like fake asleep, like you can see like when eyes like opening and closing to see if the camera's on her yet. We're so stupid. Yeah, it was pretty stupid. Glad it's done. Can't wait for the reunion because you know they're going to rip each other to shrubs and that's they, you know, they've saved each other. They've saved themselves on the reunion now twice. Yeah. So it'll be interesting to see if they can pull a third. Yeah. I mean, last season was great even without the reunion, but what I always love about these shows is that the season finale, like not the orange, orange county season season finale is always very contentious and there's a lot of tension, but something like this, this season finale where they're all on a dance floor and they're hugging and like, I'm so glad we're all friends. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. And they got to next week. You fucking bitch. Yeah. Yeah. That's why it's kind of refreshing to see when Lisa's just, when Leah is just like, nope, I don't forgive you. It's over. I hate you. Bye. Yeah. Like, you don't, you don't just keep to go going through the same cycle. And the other thing I really liked about how this all ended was that Joanna got the star wedding and Adriana got like the lame wedding that was kind of made fun of. And then it was followed up by like a three-parter for Joanna, which that was pretty sweet, even though Joanna's not my favorite either. Yeah. So anyway, let's move on because on board with our own podcast. Yeah. So real housewives of Atlanta. Yeah. Girl, girl, you know what? This was a great season premiere. But of course, I always think Atlanta always starts off strong and about midway through the season. It loses its gas. But right now at the beginning of the new season and it's good. It was really good, I thought. Really good season premiere. It was really good. I love the way these ladies talk. They are some, they have some of the best one liners in all of the real housewives of all of the real housewives. And they don't even know it sometimes. Like Cynthia, everyone supports my vision. And I just, I just like imagining people surrounding Cynthia going like, oh my God, you can see congratulations. Like everyone's so impressed with the smallest thing that Cynthia does. It's like, we saw that good for you, Cynthia. So let's start with Bory Snorey because we've got to keep the rest up for later. Here she is, Cynthia, whatever her last name is, again, another season with her drunk stone as has been spending her their money and not telling her and then forcing her to make business decisions that she's not ready to make. How exactly does she think this is going to end up with Peter? Well, to give people context, what happened was that Peter went and bought a warehouse across Street from bar one and named it like something like superstar industries or something stupid like that. And he's like, whoa, we can just move your belly industries right into there. So she had to pack up her office, which is a shame because, you know, the Bailey agency just was just flooded with people. And now what you're going to do in a new location just may not be the same, you know, all those lines trying to get into the Bailey agency. Oh my God. All those little fat children all over Atlanta wanting to become real models. Come on. I started to let, honestly, when they, Bravo gave us a fake out. They showed Cynthia crying and they showed a for lease sign in the Bailey agency. And I started to laugh. I was like, ha, ha, ha. It's finally closed. And then she's like, we're moving into a warehouse and we're like, oh, here we go. Yeah. That was a great beginning. And I love that she is now like trying to have all this attitude to get a personality on the show. I think that that's cute because she still doesn't really know how to do it unless she's sticking it for me. Yeah. I don't understand why she is on this show. I really don't know why she hasn't been replaced yet. I think it's just the possible train wreck of watching her drunkard husband. I mean, the guy's bloodshot and slurring and every scene he's ever done on the show. Yeah. And I cannot wait to see him just run it into the ground because you know that's coming. Mm hmm. And then meanwhile, Kenya Moore walks in to the Bailey agency as it's closing up shop. And she's like, ha, and she starts talking about how she's being evicted. And she was really upset because Nini never sent her like a text when she was going through it, which again goes to this theme of all these like stupid bitches on all these shows that just they just want attention at all times. Like since when do people need so many text messages? You know what? In all their defense, all of them together, I'll defend all of them. How hard is it to send a fucking text to say, I can't come to your wedding? I mean, Jesus. I agree. No, Nini was right because Kenya should have RSVPed either way because that involves effects money. Or your husband left you, whatever it is, like is a text hard? It's not hard. Yes. Let's stop shaking it hard. Send a fucking text. Come on. I don't think that anyone owed Kenya a text message to find out what was going on with her eviction. Like why? Why would anyone care? Well, also, you know, if anyone on this cast is going to send Kenya a text, it's going to be, bitch, you owe me $20. You're going to pay me that, right? Because you know that Kenya is totally fucking everybody over. I don't believe one thing she said and that this crazy woman, she had paid all of her rent. Bullshit. You were a broke ass bitch who rented some mansion so you can get on some TV show. You have no money. You've never done even your YouTube stuff is terrible. Like, come on, lady. You don't have a dime to you. Of course now she does because she's so crazy that this season she's like this, I think, like the second highest paid housewife of all. She's, she's, I mean, she probably, but she is honestly, she's, she's great in what she does. She's getting 100 grand, but I don't think they're giving her that right away, which is why, you know, do you probably have to like finish the season or something which is why she, bitch is still broke. Who was the one? One of the housewives made a joke. She was candy who said like surely, you know, surely Kenya would not be evicted. What would, you know, all her DVDs that she's produced and movies and production companies. Surely she is not broke. That was great to me. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like all your videos and all year. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but Kenya is crazy and she's bringing it. She's bringing it and also is bringing it. Portia. Portia. Oh my gosh. This is going to be Portia's season. Portia. By far, her scenes were actually the most interesting to me because you know what? They were actually about something real. You know? Yes. Those are, she, you know, she's going through this divorce with Cordell and, you know, they're going through deposition and the weirdest divorce ever. And I love her. I love her like faux strong woman act where she's like, where he can lock me out. Oh, he wants to, but at the end of the day, I'm a strong woman and I'm going to make a list. And if he does everything on my list, then I won't leave him. It's like, bitch, he left you. Yeah. Yeah. This is not a stance, Portia. I don't care if he likes me at 245 days a year, which we all know is about three years worth. We'll come back to that job. No, but I mean, even though she is like a very stupid woman, I found that like, I found a compelling. It was a real thing. And I did. I thought it was kind of funny to you about when she's describing the deposition, she's like, we sat there, we looked at each other face to face and Cordell, you know what he did? He was honest and forth, right? I don't know because he was under oath or something, but he was being totally forthcoming. I'm like, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. Like I like how she's like shocked and almost upset at him for being forthcoming. Well, I like that she is, I like that she needs more forthcoming than he changed the locks on you. Yeah. How was that not forthcoming? He was not sleeping with you speaking to you. He changed the locks on you. You know, one thing I didn't like was me and he saying he pulled a queen move when he, you know, a real man, like our game is this how gay men. Yeah, because that ain't true, bitch. And I'm sick of her fucking homophobic little remarks, Nate, Nate. I have to say I'm not like Mr. Super PC, but I was like, you know, technically she's sending a message saying that like gay men can't do chivalrous or like proper manly things. Yeah. At the same time, I kind of agreed to be well, well, then again, you have to remember her reference points in Atlanta, they don't really have the same gaze. I guess the rest of the world does, what they're just like kind of normal guys. I mean, they're all like half tranny, you know, crazy people. I don't know. Yeah. Sorry, trannies. I know that was offensive to you too. There's no way to win. But I do love though, is that now Porsche and her family have decided to start insinuating very strongly that Cordell is gay, which I think is great. I'm like, let's get this. Well, she flat out said, I mean, both of them pretty much said it. It wasn't only insinuating. And also we see where Porsche gets her preaching from, because her mom was the same. Love to her mom. Love to mom. That deserved it. Porsche. That man, if he was giving you that act, what else was he acting about? What? What? What he did not show about the horse, the Porsche. I knew this was not a man. This was not a man. This man just wanted a trophy, someone to carry around. Someone to take around when he needed someone to take around, someone to be on his mental horse. I was like, oh my God, we are in church. And I was like, she was right. But you know, here's my thing on all this. Of course he did. And what the fuck were you after? True love, because you married some football star with a ton of money that everyone told you he was gay and had no problem prancing around in glitter dresses that he was buying and following all the rules, because you knew the fucking deal that you were getting into. Don't tell me that he was some great date and like swept you off your feet. All we ever saw of him was belittling you and treating you like crap. You're a girl who came up in Atlanta society and needed a rich man to keep your lifestyle up, because how much kind of charity really give you. And this is what you get. You married a man for his money. You know, I ain't going to feel sorry for you, Porsche. Sars, but at least you're on TV now and you can entertain me. She's like, I like how she's like, I wonder where things went wrong. I can tell you where things went wrong when you agreed to be on a reality show and exposed him up to all the rumors again. And he realized, oh shit, I hate this and he decided to drop you. Yeah. And I like the revelation that she was the reason he changed the locks on her was because he came home after her curfew. Yeah. That's crazy. It takes it right there. My God. That's going to be the most interesting storyline of the season. And that's what's going to hopefully ground the season and make it compelling because when there's nothing real going on for these women, you know, then you just get stuck with boring shit like rival donkey booty videos. Yeah. Yep. Pretty much. Which we have Phaedra who's moving to a new house and she has a new son who she's calling Mr. President. Lord. Lord, Lord, and I like that Apollo wants to build like a coy, a coy pond in the back. I'm like, Oh, Apollo, I really don't think that's a wise choice. I would, I would do, I'd listen to Phaedra on this one and just get some, you know, wire. I mean, iron furniture or something. I'm happy. Yeah. Agreed. Yeah. I would not do a coy pond. And I have to say that that Phaedra still fucking kills me. I think she is so hilarious. She's naming her baby, Mr. President. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. And what was her other thing? She called Kenya that beauty queen out bath sounds. Yes. That was amazing. I love me. Some fades. Phaedra is great, especially when she's with Candy Bursts. Oh my god, Candy Bursts has something to do this year too. I'm so proud of her. Yeah. I love Candy and I love that. I love the way she refuted people saying that Todd was basically using her for a month. Rana. Rana. I wrote no scrubs. Duh. See, see, I wrote no scrubs. Duh. Oh my god. Get my Candy Bursts Nation back up the park. It's a little rough right now, everyone. I'm sorry. I have to get it back into game, game shape. Oh. See, the way I see it is that I wrote no scrubs. So Rana and my mom, she liked Todd. I don't know. It's going to be a long season. Well, I don't know. So what is all this stuff about her and not liking Todd because he's an opportunist? Why is everybody saying that? Have you heard those rumors? I have not. I think Todd seems like the most normal person has ever come on to the show. I think that Joyce should be so lucky that he's come into Candy's life. I think so. I mean, I guess she's saying that because he was like on the crew or something when he met Candy and then they started banging, right? Listen, if you want to talk about an opportunist, why don't we talk about the fact that Joyce was the one who posed in her underwear on the show? If that's not being an opportunist, I don't know what is. Joyce. Oh my god. Yeah. She's a slut. Mama Joyce. Yeah. Remember when she did that? Yeah. She's a hoe. Yeah. She's a hoe. That is wrong. Yeah. I cannot wait. The best thing about this episode, well, there was a lot of good shit about this episode. So don't let me ruin anything, but my favorite part was the coming this season on Real House was a bit. Oh yeah. It looks great. Oh my god. That was so much. A ton of stuff. All I can remember from it though is Mama Joyce getting into a fight and having to be pulled away from someone. Yeah. Mama Joyce is about to kick someone's ass, probably Midget Todd's. It looked like there were a lot of fights and a lot of different fights at different times, which makes me think this could be, you know, sometimes if there's a bad season, they show scenes from like one fight and they make it look like a lot of different fights, but it's just one fight, but this looks like it's gonna be a bunch of fights. So that's, we like that. Yeah. This, what they showed us was, I mean, every scene was different and new and wonderful. And I love Neenie telling, this was on the next week thing, but I love Neenie telling Kenya enough with that gong with the wind, okay, the gong with the wind is gong. Oh my God. I love this. So I love this show. It always leaves me with less to talk about because I don't get offended. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't get, it's like recapping a sitcom, you know, it's like this part was funny too. Yeah. I just don't get mad at anybody. I think they're all so hilarious. The only time I go off is when Neenie is too full of herself, which at this point I'm just used to it. Yeah. And she has, and well, her arrival now will be Kenya because Kenya is, is now the other big personality. But I think that'll be good. I think it'll be a good clash of the Titans. And we should have a good season on our hands. I also, by the way, in the coming attractions, the other thing I liked was when Peter announced that bar one was going to foreclosure, I started to laugh at that too, because it was like the most obvious plot twist of all time. Yeah. I can't wait. Yeah. Can't wait for them to lose their money. Yeah. So let's see, we don't have a lot of time left. Why don't we move into Top Chef real quickly to finish up the show? Oh my gosh. I forgot. That one. Top Chef. Well, we can talk about it quickly. The thing that was significant about this episode was that Leah Michelle wanted to throw a Halloween party, a vegan Halloween party. Did you see it? I did. Of course, I watched that. I love that show. So Leah Michelle could not have been more insufferable. First of all, I loved how she has a fake modesty or excitement. She's like, Oh my God, I'm like such a super fan. This is so cool, you guys. I love this so much. You guys are so cool. I love this. I just wanted to throw her into a KitchenAid mixer or something. Yeah, because I feel like she should be like a bitch. Yeah. I want her to be a bitch. She would never want her to be fake mice. Yeah. She would never talk to a chef. She'd be like, I want no dairy in this except for maybe some cheese and that's it. Please go away. Or she'd probably have someone else tell her. But then what I also loved was when I came time for the actual Halloween party that they threw, she was walking around with Tom Calicchio and I don't know if you noticed this, but at every station they went to, Tom, I think because he was maybe like excited to be like a star or maybe because just like a pretty girl, he was being like super sweet Tom and so that translated into him having a really high voice. So he kept them walking up to every table and be like, Hey Jim, how's it going? We have to serve for us. I was like, what's going on with this voice? Did you notice that everything was like, Oh, okay, this tastes good. I noticed I felt I got kind of a slime bag vibe from Tom this week. I didn't really like it. He was like trying to be like silly and like kitsu with Leah Michelle, but I was like, Tom, stop it. I was a little disappointed because the season looks like it's got such great chefs that the fact that three of them made risotto balls was just like bad. I love that. I love that. I thought it was hilarious. Then there's a guy who made a beat pasta when she said she didn't like beats. I can't believe that guy didn't kicked off. Usually if they say they don't like something and you do it anyway. I mean, that's as bad as using something frozen, but well, what I loved about that was that it pissed off Leah Michelle and she was like, yeah, that's true. She like she even she with her fakeness could not mask the fact that she was so upset that someone did not listen to her. Yeah. She's like, you did hear my instructions right that you do know that my boyfriend's dead, right? God, too far, too far too soon, too far too soon. We have to sing the rest of this episode and what else happened on this damn episode? Who got kicked off of it? The one who got kicked off was the guy, the annoying guy who made like the really bad Aaron, she need that look like an eyeball. Well, it had like an olive for the eyeball, the people and I remember. He was the one who was like paired with a black woman from St Lucia who hated him. Oh, the horrible New Orleans guy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, gross. He was disgusting. I'm glad he got kicked off and then I don't remember the quick fire. What was the quick fire? Oh, they had to wrap everything into info. Oh, we saw Padma and Gail's moms. Yeah, and I feel like Padma's mom was being a bitch to Gail's mom. No, she wasn't. They're both were lovely to each other. They're both horrible. No, I'm just kidding. They were cute. I don't understand why rap everything and for I don't know, you know, it's hard for me to be honest, like I'm just making up shit to say because it was a long time ago. I think we need to start taking notes during that one. I know. Well, there wasn't really much to say except I feel like when they do that, wrapping everything in foil, it's cool, but it's also so massively wasteful. It actually kind of upsets me. Oh, God, save the doll fees. Oh, okay. Fuck that show. Do you have anything else to say about it? Because I want to talk about something else. No. Have you watched style Tarakri on this new show? I haven't had time yet. I recorded it. I haven't watched it yet. What do you think? I only watched the beginning because I didn't even know it started and someone on our Facebook page told us that's really sad that we have a Bravo podcast and I didn't even know that shit started. They're already on Friday nights. So I guess it's I guess they know it's terrible then because it's terrible really. I could I'm 10 minutes into it, but I'm like, I downloaded it off the old intranet because you know, I missed the first FTS and it's out of sync. So it's kind of like a bad Japanese movie where they're saying one thing within their mouths are moving and I think it makes Rihanna smarter. That's how bad the show is. Oh, wow. That's that's actually impressive and talented. So people are like, look, it's a peaco, but instead of buttons, I use bullets. Oh, good. Is she like, wow, that's a real knockout. I really feel like I've been sucker punched with that one. She's like, where did you go? Where have you been? Where did you go? Where have you been? Where did you go? Where have you been? There has to be an umbrella challenge. I'm sorry. Who can make a cool umbrella? That is X rated. Yeah. See, I think was her accent because I was like, wow, Rihanna has an accent. Yeah, she's Barbados and she's like, oh, I think that's no, I don't know. That's terrible. But it's not like the typical one. It's like, it's mixed. It's an interesting accent, but I like Rihanna because I hear that she tips strippers well and I think that that's a good quality in a person. That's good. Well, you know, she takes a lick in and keeps on taking. All right. Ain't that the truth? She has. I'm surprised we have not heard a new song from her in a while. It's shocking. She has come out with a new song. But no, not a new. She usually has a new album out in the fall and she does has not had one. She's like, saw, you know, like if it's fall, then you know, it's a Rihanna album. I didn't know you're going to lose a limb. Someone's going to lose a limb in a really grotesque creative way. Yeah. And Rihanna's going to have it. And it's going to be in your head at all times. Well, I don't know what happened to Rihanna, but I hope that her last album did well because I sure liked it. Where have you been on my life? Where have you been? Where did you go? Where have you been? Where did you go? Where did you go? Where have you been? Where have you been? She's doing great. She doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't. If her show on Bravo, that was originally supposed to be for the style network doesn't pan out. I think it's okay. Yeah. And even if it only lasts a year, so you don't fall in licensing and shit. So yeah. You go girl. All right. So anyway, I think we're done. Yeah. Okay. So the sauzees of shaws, shaws, shaws starts tonight. So I guess we're going to watch that. Yeah. What time is that? Is that eight or nine, you know? I don't know. I think it's already recorded online. I think it was at, I don't know. I just wait to see if it pops up on my DVR and then I press play. Well I will be going to the listings program to look at that. Okay. Okay. So watching that and then we're going to watch all the housewives and top chef and what else this week? That's basically it. And Vanderpump rules. Oh my gosh. So this week we've got three effing housewives. We've got Miami again, Miami Beverly Hills, Atlanta. Top Chef. Next week you'll have to be a double episode. There's no sunset set. Oh my goodness. There's no way around it. And we're only going to sort of gossip if it's like really pressing gossip because we just have to get to these shows. We're in the thick of it people. Anyway, you can find Ronnie at trashtweetTV.com and find him on Twitter at trashtweetTV. 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