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Hey everybody, welcome to Watch what Crapids a podcast about all the crap we'd love to talk on Bravo. This is Ronnie Karam from Trash Talk TV, and I'm here with Ben Mandelker from B-Side Blog. Hello, Benjamin. Why, hello, Ronnie. And one of our internet besties, Lisa Timmons from Bander with Ben and Lisa. Hi guys. How are you? You can answer that because it's a podcast, but that's okay. Well, you're asking them. I am doing great because you know what? Even though last week was our Halloween episode, I forgot this week really should be our Halloween episode. Well, that's good. We didn't do anything scary last week anyway, except you say that it was a Halloween episode. The only thing that's scary about this episode is that I believe it's our 100th. Oh my God, we didn't plan anything special for our 100th. That's scary. That's scary. I feel so old. That's scary. Listen, do you like how I'm acting like I've been here all 100 episodes. She's here for a chunk. That's for sure. You've done a lot of them. She's been an invisible ghost, you know. It's the Halloween episodes. It all comes together. Yeah, we just keep you a friend of the same reason the housewives do, so we never have to give you a real paycheck. I am completely fine with that. Do you know how expensive these sunglasses were? 25,000. That's who I am. 25,000. 25,000. Well, I'm going to start off this episode by burning the little doll I got that looks like Matt Whitfield because he quit. Oh, sad. No, I would never do that. While you're doing that, I just want to remind the viewers that because this is both our 100th episode and our Halloween episode, that if you listen to this show after midnight, you turn to werewolf. Yeah, yes. There's a lot of voodoo on this podcast. This is like, this is our American horror story. I feel like I'm being pricked right now. Who's doing that to me? Who? Which one of you two? Oh, I don't want to talk about it. Halloween is so stupid. Oh, it's my, I think it's the funnest holiday. Halloween is dumb and everybody dresses like dead people and scares me. I don't like that. It's supposed to make out at a party with somebody who looks like a zombie. Not doing it. Not doing it. Well, so that's an excellent makeup for this weekend. And if you go to the banter with Ben and Lisa Facebook page, which is Facebook.com/BanterWithBenAndLisa, yes, this is some cross-promo-sh Lisa put up a picture of her excellent day of the dead makeup. Cross-pollination is killing the bees. Stop it. Thanks, guys. It's true. The bees are dying. Dead bees are why Matt quit this podcast. He's like, "Oh, I can't take it. I'm stepping away from life for a moment." The bees, the bees are dying. The bees. Who's the bees are dying? It's-- Is that the-- Who's that dandy who just came into the podcast? I'm from Million Dollar Decorators, darling. Oh, it's my Lord's blood. This is the red Halloween. How simply fabulous. I'm going to get some cheap candy, it's fresh and easy. For Halloween, I'm dressing like a thin person. My boobs are simply spilling over. Hi. Thanks. Look at the wheels. I can't do this. Yo. I'm just going to wait. [LAUGHTER] Just wait for sure. You're taking them out with field world very well. That's what he would do. He's like, "I can't do any impersonations. I'm going to sit here and wait for you and Ron to eat to stop this tung fu." I can't do any impersonations. I'm putting on more makeup. [LAUGHTER] Guys, I look crazy. All right. You do a very good Alexia impersonation if I remember from last week. Oh, thank you. Alexia, it's now. Oh, well. OK, well. [LAUGHTER] Oh, well, here's some. Sorry. I have my ethnic types. [LAUGHTER] Well, since we are going to start with gossip, we might as well have it start with the Alexa-- why don't we have Alexia News Bulletin introduce the gossip segment? That's an idea. Yeah. Hello. This is Alexia. I'm already giving you this news because I know that most of you are poor people. [LAUGHTER] And this is to give you news so you can have some people to look up to. Wait. I demand these sort of-- I demand these sort of over at first. Oh, well. I have a little bit of a-- here, I've got some keys right here. Let's see if they can make the noise. [CLICKING] Oh. That's the-- What the-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Just in. Oh, well, you know. Oh, well, you know. Oh, you know. This is Alexia. [LAUGHTER] And this is Alexia. And look, this is the news. [CLICKING] Erin Sorkin is executive producer on her show. [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] She's always walking through hallways. [INTERPOSING VOICES] The first thing that happened in the news this week was Camille Grammar copied by her boyfriend in a hotel room and he broke her iPhone. Let me tell you. You can recover from a beating, but do you know how hard it is to get new glass for your iPhone 5S? She's so right. She's so right. [INTERPOSING VOICES] She did not do it for an upgrade for a little while. [LAUGHTER] Dude, there's like a lot-- Beverly Hills is the most beatdown cat. [LAUGHTER] You know, what the hell is with Beverly Hills and men beating their women's? I mean-- Wait, is this true? Because you know what's so funny? I was thinking about Camille's hot boyfriend just yesterday and I thought, I wonder what he's up to? And then I was too lazy to do a Google search. Well, you must be tied at the black eye to Camille, because that motherfucker actually laid a hand on Camille grams. Did he realize? So crazy. But I'm late at a wedding. OK. OK, here's what happened. It could be the confusion. I know all the deets, because I read Twitter. [LAUGHTER] It's a very exclusive book on the internet that I read. So Camille was tweeting about someone breaking her iPhone and how she was terrorized in a hotel room. But she didn't say anything other than that. And then she came out to TMZ, because why does everybody come out to TMZ? Do they pay you? They don't. They must. They must. They must. Which is ridiculous. I mean, I've been giving them information for years. I feel like people magazine would make fun of you less. I mean, that's like people coming to us with stuff. Like, you know, we're just going to rag on you. Like, why would you go to TMZ where it's like a bunch of 20-year-olds making fun of your stupid ass? Or, you know, sometimes you just have to go say something to TMZ, or, you know, you know. Oh, wait, you know. Some actors' news. And it's for the party news. The Alexion News Network did not get the scoop. [LAUGHTER] I'm sad. [LAUGHTER] But we do have a very famous cover. He's on our cover every month. [LAUGHTER] It's my song. [LAUGHTER] You know, just be happy. If this is what can make him happy, then I'll put him on the cover every single week. [LAUGHTER] I've actually created a special magazine, especially for him. And we published it to be specifically circulated in our bathrooms. It's called, "Oh, well, you know Peter." [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Oh, my God. I imagine the "O" in the "Oh, well, you know, Peter," like, the same exact they ripped off the "O" logo from the "O" logo. Yeah, well, you know what? I'll tell you one thing those two have in common is that weight loss, weight gain thing. Like, every week, they're like, "What happened to "O?" Oh, well, you know, Peter. Oh, well, you know. I'm glad you know Peter. [LAUGHTER] Or you can slowly watch Peter turn into a 45-year-old within the next two years. Oh, my God. That poor kid. [LAUGHTER] Every month will just be a picture of him slowly decaying, and the corner will be a picture of Alexia with her hands out going like, "Oh, well, you know, you know, he's a kid. You know, sometimes he has to eat food. You know, that makes him happy." Yeah. "Sarly boy weekly." [LAUGHTER] Well, you know, he wouldn't have hit that homeless person if I didn't tell him to get some exercise and start boxing more, because I want him to be a model. So, you know, he was trying to better himself. You know who should date him? Camille Grammer. Oh, my goodness. Thank you for getting back to that. So, what exactly happened? So, she told TMZ. Yeah. So basically, they got-- he was talking on the phone to some woman who we think is the baby mama. He ever does. And then he-- they got in a fight, and he grabbed her by the hair, and apparently pulled out, like, clumps of her hair and stuff, and then broke her iPhone. And she got-- she said she just got out of the hospital for some kind of cancer treatment, too. Yeah. She just-- I'm about to say, Jim, wasn't she just in cancer? I mean, have she just in cancer? Oh. Oh, my God. Have you guys seen that movie cancer? Oh, my God. I hope I get to be in the next time. I thought cancer was the news of it, Vegas. [LAUGHTER] It probably is, actually. [LAUGHTER] It-- it-- it-- it most likely is. Have you been in the chemotherapy sauna? It's pretty hot. [LAUGHTER] So how is it? Is it celebrating Jimmie? Somebody else's? Yeah, we're there. Same thing that we hear about our friends. But it's so upsetting. I know. Favorite? Favorite, like, favorite Kimmy on the-- Oh, wait. To clarify, it doesn't look like she-- I don't think she went to T-- well, I don't know, because they make it-- TMZ-- TMZ's whole thing is-- you know, Harvey Levin is behind TMZ. Yeah. He did People's Court for years. So he has all those great connections-- the legal connections. So it looks like probably they just flagged somebody-- one of his people probably flagged her name and found out that these papers had been-- or who knows, she might have gone to TMZ. I don't know. I mean, I would have gone to the Daily Mail, but I'm a big old, classy bride. Her text-- her tweet was saying, "Details to drop soon. Huge bombshell." Oh, OK. Never mind. And that's our own. That's her own headline. She's like, "You guys, I might have gotten beat, and I might not have details." Yeah. I like imagining that Obama is monitoring her phone calls. Totally. He's like, "Oh, shit. We're going to tell somebody." Oh, shit. Michelle! Michelle! Bitch! Get in here. You have got to hear this. Someone don't punch Camille Grandma. That was not my Obama person. Obama is the only person who knows whether Lisa Vanderpump called the tabloids on a channel. Dude, I mean, the truth is, he has the power to end all these feuds. Could you imagine if they were just one day-- remember that movie over the summer, The Purge, where all laws were like-- everything was like all crime was legal? I want one day where all gossip is revealed by the president. He just sits down and he's like, "OK." People, this is the state of the nation. Tune in now. This is the state of the gossip, OK? Camille. I know there's a lot of stuff happening, but we're just going to take just a few hours to clarify all the rumors so that way we can just shut up and move on with our lives. I agree. I think that's a great idea. Obama, are you listening? I don't like saying this to the front bro, like that. Why would I listen to a podcast when I can listen to your phone conversations? That's true. That's true. Just like the way Lisa has been lurking all these years to our podcast. Oh, all these episodes, guys. Ooh, Halloween. Did you guys ever hear this in the background? That was me. I had just walked up a flight of stairs. So the other gossip happening today is not about Camille. OK, first of all, I have to say, bravo, stop making it OK to hit women. I know they're not saying it, it's OK, but like a few years ago, would we be sitting here laughing about a woman getting smacked around? No. I just made it like, I don't know, light and fluffy somehow. I don't know how, but this will provide a great segue later on to the new Atlanta, which only espoused a social-- Oh, my god. The new Atlanta, I keep watching and going. Why do they let us vote again? [LAUGHTER] I'm struggling to remember what was this feminism thing everybody was talking-- I mean, I never feel like that watching it because I'm disgusting. I love to be just rolling around in the filth and the dirt that is reality television. But lately, I mean, new Atlanta, it's just the younger and younger, none of these women realize that Vaughn is perpetrating all of these-- all these happening because of him. Yes. Do you know that? Well, we will get to it in general. Well, there's no sisterhood at all, sorry, but that's-- There is none. It didn't match me, but it entertains me. Nor are there any traveling pants I'd like to point out. No, the pants have done bought a house. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. OK. So what are the gossip, Ronnie? So they announced the new girls on the Real Housewives. They're look like two bimbo twins and then a friend of theirs and then-- Oh, wait. On Beverly Hills, right? I'm sorry, on Jersey. Oh. Oh, OK. On what-- I guess that's not really something we have to talk about, but Dina's coming back. It looks like, for sure. Uh-huh. And last night on Watch What Happens, Nancy Grace was on there and, man, she's a bitch on wheels, but it was funny to watch her because Andy, who just can't let Teresa Judas go into jail, he just can't let that go. Like, it's all he doesn't talk about. He's so obsessed with that news. But he's like, Nancy, what do you think about the Judasys? Do you think they're going to jail? She's like, yes, they are going down. There is no way they're not going to go down. I mean, there is so much evidence is ridiculous. And he's like, well, but Nancy, Teresa says that she didn't know about any of this. She's like, Andy, did she sign the papers? Did she sign papers from the bank getting money for things for her home and her houses and signing bankruptcy papers? She signed those, did she? Yeah. She knew, Andy, and she is going down. I was like, Andy. I really, really want Nancy to prosecute this trial. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, I hope that she follows it on her show, because I love that she's just rancid. I mean, she's horrible. She is. She's terrible. I actually would like Teresa to dress up like Nancy for Halloween, put her in a nice little blonde bob with a little-- Or maybe she could just go as somebody with a forehead. Like, Tyra Banks. Now, that would be interesting. Way too much makeup. She'd be like, I'm not putting that thing on my head. Who is doing this without headphones? You don't make me smack a sucker. I have my headphones in, but I think I have my speaker turned around. Oh. She's all turned around. Guys, don't be mad. I'm just haunting the podcast. I know. We're hearing ourselves twice. I'm actually dead. [LAUGHTER] What are those spectral voices I hear coming from within the podcast? [LAUGHTER] Technology. It's like a Japanese horror film. It's going to come and kill us. So here's something Teresa Judeis is being sued by a friend of Alexis Bellina over Melania hair care, because she has a hair care line called Melania hair care. Oh, my gosh. Can we just call her Alexis Bellina? I'm for it. I'm for it. As long as there's a trampoline nearby to remind us of it. The eyes at it. OK. Settled. Moving on. I guess we don't have to talk about that. Someone posted some bacon for Benjamin. Oh, really? Oh, thanks, everyone. And I think that's all. OK. So we will be reading comments from you guys during the show on Facebook, facebook.com/watchowcrapids. OK. OK. So go for it. What else do you want to talk about? What should I start off with? Well, OK. As promised last week, last week, we said we're going to watch four shows. We're going to watch Top Chef New Orleans Real House as a Miami, the New Atlanta, and I Dream of Nini. So I-- Well, I watched The Good Wife. So let's talk about that. It's really on the Margolis. Alicia Forec and her balls of steel. Let's talk about that. I wish she'd talked to Diane. Girl. She just made me snap. Well, so just probably about half an hour ago is when I finished watching the latest episode of The New Atlanta. And we already started talking about it on this podcast. I'm a little fired up about it. Why don't we just dive into that? I know it's kind of crazy starting with The New Atlanta, but how do you guys feel about that? Let's dive into it, and then if we start diving into another show, let's not feel guilty, because we've already warned this show that we could possibly do that. You're just being honest. You're just being honest, totally. I mean, guys, we make a lot of empty promises. And it's really-- I want the listeners to know it's up to you guys to make me want to be there for you, or not up to me. [LAUGHTER] I mean, wow. You got to step up your game, audience. You have to put your game in. Wow, wow. You got it. We don't want Bill Cosby to come on this show and just tell Vaughn off, because Bill Cosby is like the grandpa right now, where he's just telling everyone off, like, why are you wearing pants down to your knees? Like, he just means to come in there, slap those sunglasses off his face, tell them to stop wearing glitter shirts, stop them embarrassing-- Oh, I wrote down. I wrote down what was written on that shirt that he was wearing while playing basketball. OK. Vaughn, AKA Cool Dad, as they're calling him in this scene. It said, everything over average is loved and hated. Be glad you're over average. Two exclamation points. That makes no sense. Yeah, that's just bad English and bad gold. How big is that t-shirt? Is this like a biggest loser reject t-shirt? That's a lot of text. Ben, you're so right in so many ways. I just wish that I was at that mall kiosk to see the teenager making that t-shirt for him. To see his face, did he know it was a terrible sentence and he thought it was funny? Yeah. Yeah, over average. Sounds like that shirt was tailored made for him. And then the other issue I have with clothing, this is just me. But if you live in Georgia, why is your son going to be wearing a Florida State 7L sweatshirt? That should be the Bog's sweatshirt. What the hell is going on here? Well, listen, this kid's going to be screwed up anyway, because not only is Vaughn his dad, Vaughn is giving him terrible life advice, like saying-- Oh, it is his dad. Talking about whether it's good or bad, then you're doing something wrong. Great. Raise your child to be a worthless reality star. Yeah, pretty much. That's the response to the kid saying, so I got in trouble for punching a boy in the face at school. He's like, you're doing something right, kid. Great job. Well, no, he was like, don't hit. He's like, you shouldn't hit. I was like, thanks for the lesson, dad. That's what that's right for him. You shouldn't hit. Make a t-shirt about it. Yeah. He's like, well, now that we're talking about this, of course, I'm now realizing how sly the editors are to put the scene in the top of the episode, where they have him saying, like, listen, people are going to say things and do things. They're going to make you want to hate. You've got to know there's a lot of love there, too. A lot of love cut to 45 minutes later in the episode. He's swinging his cassette. Triggles, not any less stupid than triple. And I like it because I like that it insinuates wiggling as well. It's like an off-street. I feel like it's left basketball and more like shaking your ass, so tangy. So where do we even begin with a shishow of an episode? I want to start with the firearms, please. Sure. Here is a direct quote from Emily. Emily won, Emily won. Right before she has, like, a showdown with her Emily, too. Quote, "I honestly don't think that I would kill somebody. Like, I would shoot them in the leg or something, so then they'll fall over and let's the cops handle them." [LAUGHTER] So she had great actors. Her explanation, the guy at the firearm, oh, are you interested in shooting for fun? Or do you want to buy a gun? Her explanation is, I own a boutique and it recently gotten broken into. And I'm just imagining, like, there's an empty joke in there somewhere, guys, like, seriously. Well, she was at a bar, and someone drove into the store. Like, what are you going to do? I mean, are you going to just make a bar in the-- make a bar in the store? Put down, put down, that's mean, or you lose your kneecap. She just starts blasting away. She's every car on the street that drives past the store. She just shoots out the tires. [LAUGHTER] No, she'll shoot through the car door and try and get them in the leg. [LAUGHTER] I don't think they're just to get on the street to shock their pursuit. The car door shooter. Tonight, Sierra Leone. Sierra Leone is out there with one of those mirrors that goes under your car. By the way, I'm 100% team sincerely. Common. Since Sierra Leone was keeping it mad, sincere, guys. She was. Sincerely was. She actually was. Serious, sincerely. Can't make those words. I thought I was going to be, like, a word mixer, but it didn't work. Don't worry. Have we thought about how she actually finishes a letter? Is this just a-- [LAUGHTER] Oh, my god. [INTERPOSING VOICES] She's probably, like, regarded sincerely. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Do you have more cards? Are you feeling sincere? I feel sincere. So the next scene that really jumped out at me was Africa on the phone with Vaughn, still completely with-- well, is that a shred of irony that she's talking to the guy? Who is at the center of this all? Yes. And they're having lunch. And did you notice that his little outfit, he was very-- he's into the highlighter colors this year. He's wearing a neon. He's having a highlighter moment. He's having a 3M moment. A 3M moment, indeed. But, yeah, it's-- no-- for a second seems to understand that these women just don't get it. And it's so depressing to me. Well, it's reverse feminism. Like, feminism kind of turned back. When I think women were, like, collectively one day all at the office with their kids calling them for shit and their husband calling them for shit, getting paid less than men. And I think at one moment, they just all thought at the same time, what the fuck were we fighting for? This is bullshit. I'm in some hot office. I'm making any damn money. This is bullshit. So, yeah, I had to blow a guy and, like, stay fairly thin and make dinner every once in a while. I got to stay home. I'm off this. And then the world just turned back. And then they're like, because I'm not a part of this. And then it's like, there's only three guys available in the world. Yeah. So you have to fight to the death. Yes. Exactly. And let him call the shots, though. We're going to fight. But let's put all the power in his hands, because he's the one who deserves the power. And he'll make us all feel like shit in the process. Yeah. And Vaughn is obviously loving this. And Africa, no lie, literally just bats her eyes at him. And the scene she's just batting her eyes. The offensive stuff started to happen for me early on in the episode when Vaughn met up with Alex, who is his sort of stalker, raver girl. And she basically-- she was upset because I guess Vaughn never called her. She was-- oh, that was Vaughn. Vaughn just texted me, guys. He's just texting you. I want you to know I'm keeping this mad casual. Yeah. It's just being honest with me. He's like, just had some great sex last night, being honest with you. He's like, here's my penis in your best friend's vagina. It's a Snapchat, so it'll be odd, too. I don't fall in love. I fall in respect. So-- I don't fall in love. I fall into women. [LAUGHTER] The only time I fall in love is when I play tennis. So he's telling-- so what's her face? Alex-- he never calls Alex back. And at that point, she should know enough to be like, fuck this guy. I'm moving onwards and upwards. But instead-- Yeah, he's obviously playing her. She thinks she's trying to pretend like she's using him. He's obviously using her. And I actually kind of-- it just-- it makes me sad, but I'm sorry. You were saying. Well, so anyway, so she calls him and they meet up to have a conversation. And she actually is pretty honest, as he espouses his Mount Mantra as dogma. And she says, listen, I just kind of bothered me that after that whole fight I have with Africa, you never came to say, hey, check in on me, see how I was doing, see how I was feeling, whatever. So first, he gives this bullshit line where he says, well, I checked in on Africa because I saw her at the club. I just didn't see you at the club. And also, if you wanted to be comforted, you know my number. So that's already kind of like an asshole thing. It's either say, listen, I don't think we're at that point, or say, sorry, you know-- I like that he's like, if you wanted me to call you, you should have called me to tell me to call you. Yeah, exactly. And that's basically what his mentality is, because then she's like, I just want to know, I like you, I want to know if you like me too. So then he turns it around on me. And he says, well, I need you to step up your game. This is like, I need you to be more likely. Can I just-- It's so insulting. All of it is so insulting. Can I just tell you, it is hard enough when you have a man actively pretending to be in a relationship with you. Yes. Like, this guy, there's no facade. He is basically giving you full disclosure, please. I mean, I understand that he's being manipulative, but at the same time, he is not concealing any of it. Yeah, I really-- I mean, the guy's a fucking pig, but it's not-- I mean, you're right, he's being honest, is the women who are the disgusting one in this. But at the same time, though, no, what's interesting is that manipulation sort of implies some sort of dishonesty, some sort of deceit. It's interesting because he's being totally manipulative under the guise of honesty, because it's one thing for him to be honest. It's another for him to-- if she says, do you like me, he should have said, yes or no. But instead, he says, you have to step it up. He makes her-- like, it's almost like her fault. She feels kind of bad. What are you doing over there in the city? Sorry. What the fuck are you tap dancing? She's so bad she's got top vegetables right now. I'm chopping vegetables. Oh my god. I threw something in the trash, but it was kind of noisy. You're worse than me. And I painted my apartment during this podcast. I thought it was another Alexia news bulletin coming through. No, he's just being honest. You know, like, that's what he is. He's just being honest with the kid. No, I mean, I think you're absolutely right. He is being-- he says he's being honest. And he is actually being somewhat honest. But he's also being very manipulative. But this is like player number one, like, I mean, 101. It's basically like the guy just read, what is it called? Game. What's the book, the game? That's it. Everybody knows this stuff. We know when we're being nagged, ladies. Yeah, nagged. Oh my god. I need to read this book. Oh, right. It's a very average read. You should read it. Ashley, you know what it is? Yeah, it's above average. It's like his t-shirt. It's above average. He doesn't even call it above average. I just realized that. He calls it over average. Over average. How did I not get that? You said it. Oh my god, I didn't say it. He doesn't know what the word above means. That's a bunch of shit. But I wrote down at some point, I just wrote a note that-- it just says, Vaughn is like a piece of gum that gets stuck on everyone's show. Yeah, it's like it was honest about the fact that it would get queued up. And if you threw it on the ground, it would stick on someone's foot. Yeah, because it's just gum. But you still hate it for doing it. You still hate it. I think he's being manipulative because he's telling the girls, yeah, I'm fucking around, until I find the one. Yeah. Then he's like, he'll be the one. You never know. He's like, so you're in an audition to fucking date this loser who microwaved salmon. Like, come on. What does it say? At one point, he said something about, oh, yes. This is my favorite. If you don't really want to know the truth, then don't ask me. Oh, my god. I want to make that into a t-shirt with Vaughn standing there and a crazy killer with an ax ready to just slam it into his skull. How about when you stop acting, I'll stop acting, OK? I can smell you from here. He was feeling vulnerable. He was feeling vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. He's very vulnerable. So the misogyny train keeps on trucking through as then Vaughn appears for a rehearsal for the lipstick junkies, which apparently is Africa's something. Her dance troupe of some sort, I don't know. Didn't you see the one where they had a show then? And she was like, we've got a show. We've been rehearsing for this for months. And then they were late to unlock the doors. And she was like, you guys, I'm like so stressed. No one's here. I don't know how I could take it. Haven't you guys seen that? It was terrible. You got to see her sing. And they were doing three-part harmony. And it was really-- it was like-- It was one part disharmony, I imagine. It was like-- it was everything was a dissonant chord. It was like everything. It was like someone punched the Andrew sisters in the throat. You guys, I have to pause for a second to ask, did I watch the wrong episode again? You may have. There were two episodes this week. Did your episode Lisa end with a brawl? No. Mine ended with Vaughn leaving a party with-- Yeah, that's the one I watched, too. You guys not only missed an episode-- OK, you guys not only missed an episode, you guys missed the episode to watch. Mine had a fist fight that went on for like 10 minutes. Between Triple-- between Triple and Vaughn? Yeah, it was a Triple Vaughn fight. Oh, they said that was next week. It was on Sunday. They aired it on Sunday. What, that's right. It was in the Watch No Crap in the Windows, sneaky. They are so lucky. What did they do that? If last week's episode-- I actually didn't see last week's episode because I didn't have time. But I know what happened. I know that they went to a club. And then they were all there in a club together, right? And then Vaughn walked out with another woman right in front of Africa, right? Yeah. Yes. Did he know that Africa was there? Yeah. Yes. I know. He was just kissing her. Like two seconds prior to that, he was kissing her. She was in her confessional saying, I mean, I know that Emily says bloody blah. But when he takes off those sunglasses and look at me, I know what we have. And then he gives her-- he's all conning on her. They're dancing literally two seconds later. He turns around and says to the girl, all right, you ready to go? And they leave. For a second, when they were teasing it in the commercials, I was like, please let it be Kenya more. Please let it be Kenya more, please. [LAUGHTER] He's true once and for all that he's really gay. So this-- Oh, yeah. This-- the episode that you guys missed referenced that incident quite a bit, as you can imagine. But I wasn't totally sure if he knew that she was at the club or not. And now-- He is a dog. He is a dog, and she is 100% delusional. But if we-- the best part of this episode to me, though, is out of nowhere, we see Alex at home talking with her friend, Chiara. And they have-- she has a new cat. She's painted her cat's nails. They're playing with all these beads. And I wrote this quote down because it's amazing. And this is the best quote of the episode. It's a voice over of Alex saying, in the rave culture, we wear all different types of beaded jewelry that we like to call candy. Candy can be almost anything from bracelets to suspenders to masks. And by the way, there is literally no reference to raving. No-- like, that is it. And then they play with beads, and they're talking about Vaughn. But her little voice over, really, if you've just dropped in on this episode, I point you would have thought, oh, it's a documentary about rave culture. I just lay on top. It's an anthropological moment. [LAUGHTER] Wait a second. So now I have to say, I'm so-- I'm excited to be able to tell you about this episode, but I'm so bummed that we cannot talk about it, because if your blood was boiling from the previous episode, this episode-- Ooh, tell us everything. You know, this is how this shows fucking ruining my life. I'm actually excited to end recording, so I can go hunt down this episode-- It's actually what is happening to me. I want to see it. There were-- OK, there were two fights this episode. The first fight was between Emily 1 and Emily 2. Big fight. Oh, by the way, let me tell you, they had that fight in this episode. Am I the only one who got really excited with Emily 2's? Angry clap to punctuate a point every time she spoke? Wait, I think I had a different Emily 1 and Emily 2 fight, because mine was-- I think at the end, I think Emily 2 ended up getting fired. No, she didn't get fired. She just stormed out. Oh, she stormed out. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was not in the episode, not in this week's episode. I did see that scene oddly enough from the episode you guys saw. OK, that's right when she said-- Well, that was just the one girl fight. Yeah, that didn't make any sense. And Emily's like, well, you know, my car needs some filling. My tires are flat. And she's like, bitch, I'm not your maid. And she's like, you work for me! Yeah. Yeah. OK, sorry. The best part is she literally yells at her saying, fuck you, you bitch. She stormed off later in the confessional Emily 1 says, you know, I really hope she didn't actually quit because I kind of need her. [LAUGHTER] She's like, I have almost four sales to look forward to. I registered this LLC as the MLPs. What am I going to do? I changed my LLC to EEC because it's supposed to be Emily C. As in, Emily, Emily, see us work. Doesn't make sense. So OK, so in the second episode of the week-- so I already told you about what happened where Alex talked to what's his face, Vaughn. The big thing is that Vaughn was having a seminar. He was having a seminar, a co-ed seminar with men and women. I think they alluded to that in the previous episode. Did they not? They did. I said that he-- I hadn't seen this before, but did they show a seminar that he did where it's just men, where it's like-- Well, kind of. I mean, they've showed him talking to a group of men, but I didn't know that was a seminar. I just thought it was a seminar. I thought it was the men's bathroom. It pretty much was. He's like, OK, it's $10 coming here. Come on in. He hands them all mints on the right out. So leave $1 now. Don't just take that. The man isn't rude. He speaks of them with Calvin Klein obsession. Lie to your woman, but you better respect the bathroom, it's teeny. [LAUGHTER] OK, tell me about this thing. I want to know his Steve Harvey. It's like backwards Steve Harvey, right? Because isn't Steve Harvey like-- He just had to make your woman happy. And he's like the opposite of that, right? Yes. So actually, even before the seminar starts, he and Africa have a confrontation. She gets all pissy at him. She'd all snipy, whatever, for good reason. And then she's basically like, why would you do that? And he's like, well, I told you what I am. I told you what I am. You can't expect anything more. I'm just being totally honest with you. And she's like, well, I guess you're right. [LAUGHTER] No. She basically takes him back. She-- No, pathetic. Yeah. I know. It's a shame. I should have written notes. I was eating lunch when it happened, so my hands were full. I know. I was eating tilapia. So my hands were full, but she had a bunch of stupid things that she said. At first, she came off strong. She was like, listen, it's one thing to be honest, but you're being-- to rub it in my face. And he's like, well, you said you'd be OK with it. And she's like, well, I didn't think I'd be OK with you. Just leave me with another girl right in front of me. That's like it really, really hurt me. And then she starts to cry. And he tells us, when I see a woman cry, she just reminds me of my mom. And I got-- you know, that makes me real vulnerable. He actually said that again, which is vulnerable, which is the biggest bullshit. And then he again somehow blames her for it all, like, for-- Of course. You know, like, she wasn't understanding. Like, this is just Vaughn being Vaughn. So she takes him back, which is ultra upsetting, you know? And by the way, taking him back means they are continuing to engage in a quasi-relationship. Yeah. Exactly. Backly. Wow, that's disheartening. I mean, not that I really had much faith in her anyway. But when people tell me they're really smart and independent, I believe them, just because they told me. And I'm so disappointed when I find out that they're just another wuss. I mean, what does that girl do? Where does she get her money from? The greatness of the continent rests on her shoulders. Yes. No, no, I'm just like, you're making your dad pay for this dissonant cord girl group you've got. Then you're dating some loser. Lord knows what you've got. And let's just hope this doesn't end like a Tyler Perry movie because you're going to have to pay for it later. Yes. I don't like any of it. And I also don't like her wearing wigs in the morning, like standing there in her bathrobe with a fucking wig down to her ass to look sad. Like, bitch, you're so sad that you've got up and put on an eight-foot wig. Come on. By the way, it's also in the car run, it tells us it's 10.30 in the morning. She's had plenty of time to get her shit together. Oh, I have to say one thing about the episode that Ben did not see. Yes. Alex, I was with the opinion. She's kind of a bit much physically for me. She's kind of got so much going on. But she had her hair done differently. And I actually, I see, I can see how she's like, she looks prettier to me in different angles. I think she's just a lot. I think that girl's beautiful. She's just a horrendous human being. Oh my gosh. I hate her roots too, I can't stand it. Well, here's the thing, I knew you're going to bring that. But that's what I was talking about is her roots. I think for the longest time, I was like, oh, she's got these crazy roots. But when it's curly, it looks like roots. But I think she's going for the ombre look. Yeah, yeah, she's doing it on purpose. It's way more subtle. It's way more subtle when it's straight. And so I kind of caught a look of, I don't know, on a superficial note, I thought she looked her best in that episode. 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I grew up playing football and I played football at Clemson and then I even got to play some arena football for a year. Now I just do it for fun. It's like, thanks, Triple. - Triple, Triple, Triple. - You've had it so much. You've had it so much to that conversation, Triple. - But, like, what does it say when Triple is the better man than Vaughn? - I know. Well, Triple's actually nice. He's like, remember that girl gave me her phone number? I really thought we had something. - We gon' get married. - I realized it was just one of those cigar Indians wasn't the girl at all. - Aw, racist Atlanta. - So tell me about what happened at this fucking seminar I need to know. - Oh, yes. - Okay, so Vaughn sets up this seminar and first he gets there. He puts all these placards everywhere that have sayings, which were some of the things I was referencing earlier that I thought you guys had gotten, but I guess not 'cause he hadn't seen the episode. They all had typos, so he said, and one of them, he uses the phrase, he means to say, "Taylor made," but he says, "Taylor made," and then-- - We only laugh because that's obviously straight. - Then that's vintage Vaughn. - Yeah. (both laughing) - At least he does spell it like teller'd, like bank teller'd. - Yeah. - That's impressive. - He also said he had a bunch of typos. One of them was like, it's like you either being, you either picky or you're being picked or something like that, but instead of saying you're either, he just wrote you, so it's like you either. - Oh my God. - But here's-- - Oh my God. - Emily number one, I don't know what you guys think about her, but after this episode, I am very much pro, Emily number one, because she walked into that seminar, she made fun of every single one of his grammatical mistakes. She made fun of every, she was like, and not just like in passing, it was like, she gets in there, and then she and her friend's like, "Oh my God, did you see that? "Did you see that? "It's not even the best I've gobbled you." I think it goes to the professional, and then she's like, "Do you see what this man wrote?" He can't even, I think it comes back, and other people come in, she goes, "Hey, everyone, look around. "Look around the way he wrote these signs." I was like, "Yes, someone does this on a reality show. "All right, Emily." - Let me tell you what she, let me tell you what she did in the last episode that you'll like. She invited everybody over to a barbecue at her place, and pulled Vaughn aside to have a conversation with him, and they're outside, it's in the dark. She's holding a glass of white wine, she looks at him, she goes, "Take your fucking sunglasses off." (laughing) She goes, "When you're talking to me, "take your fucking sunglasses off." - And he's like, "Yeah, me taking off my glasses "will be like you taking off your bracelet." - And she's like, "Okay, I'll take off my bracelet." And he's like, "Okay." And he took off his glasses. Well, the idiot. - How does this guy say he, one of his lines is, "Don't fall into love, fall into respect." - That doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't make any sense. How do you say that, and then be unwilling to take off your sunglasses for a lady, you know? Or how do you say that, and then walk away with a woman in front of the other one that you're making out with? It's one thing to not be exclusive. That's fine. It's fine to have a few people in an non-exclusive situation. You would never do it in front of someone else, right? I mean, - But he can. - And then talk about respect. - Because he can get away with it. And I just realized something, and I think this is why I love this show. Vaughn brings out the worst in every woman on the show. He brings out the best in Emily. (laughing) - 'Cause she needs someone to tell off. That's why she brought her drunk ex back on the show, 'cause she thought maybe they would fight, but he's playing nice, 'cause he wants back in the castle, you know? - He wants to fall back into respect. - So. (laughing) Well, here's the thing. Here's a question. Here's a philosophical question. Is it, what's the line of, is Vaughn being respectful by being very honest and upfront? Or is he not being respectful by doing things like going out with, leaving with another girl inside of Africa? - He's being honest. It doesn't mean he's being respectful. He's being honest, but he's still a terrible person. - But to leave somewhere, when you've invited the girl that you're kind of seeing to your best friend's birthday party. - It's rude. - You don't get to just leave with somebody else. Like, it's bad enough that he's like making out with her and telling her he wants to eat her butt or whatever he was saying. I mean, that was pretty bad as it is. But it's just rude, you know? Like if he was doing something on the side he might saying anything, okay. He was honest. But doing that right in front of her to party he invited her to, where do we live? - I really need to be too damn, you guys. - You guys, sounds like the cops. - Don't mind just, Emily shot somebody down the street from me, so. - No, no, no, no. Oh yeah, well, this just in, is from the election of the, I don't see if it's an area, a report. I don't even know how to say my last name, but like, I'm sorry, like the cops are coming. I'm just giving you the news and just telling you what's happening. - There's somebody who's limping down the street. Oh my God, guys, is a zombie. (laughing) That's why this is a spooky podcast. (laughing) - Well, here's the thing. You know what? Here's how you can answer that ethical question. If it were a guy friend and not Africa, he would have at least told the guy friend where the fuck he was going. - Do you think? - You wanna just ask the power of play? - It's a power of play. Like he'd probably keep him in security to keep him behaving, you know, and in love with you. - Exactly. - And now if Africa pulled that shit with Vaughn, how do you guys think he would react? If she left-- - If he's done with her, it's disrespectful. He'd look like a total pussy in front of his friends and girls can't do that 'cause there's just sluts. - Exactly, right? She goes and twerks her heart out. - Yeah. So, yeah, so, okay, so we get to the seminar and, you know, once again, Vaughn is doing his thing. He's saying, like, "I'm being honest. "Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah." So, he brings out, so the seminar begins. He walks up the center aisle with like a procession of about seven or eight guys behind him. These guys are like the sleaziest motherfuck. (laughing) He looks like he spends most of his waking hours in an OTB, perhaps drunk off his ass. You know, another guy is in like a weird leopard print, something other. These are all like Vaughn's quote unquote associates. That's the title that they all get. And they're all up there. And they're all speaking and they're saying, "If I gotta be honest, yeah, I'm gonna cheat. "I'm gonna cheat." And then someone else asked a guy, "Would you ever cheat on your wife?" He goes, "No, it wouldn't be cheating "because we would have a very open "and respectful relationship. "And, you know, everything in a family "would stay in the family. "And then the extracurricular stuff would just happen, you know, "but you would know about it, so it wouldn't be cheating." Like, this is what we were dealing with, okay? - Oh my God. - But you know what? - Yes, they're still dating these people. - Yeah, knuckleheads. So Emily is going crazy. She's sitting-- - I love, I now, I'm sincerely team Emily. - Yeah, oh, absolutely. She keeps turning around to stare at Tribble to see like, like, "Can you believe why I hate your safe?" - I love it. - Up to Susanne's trigger-baker moment, like 10 times over. - 'Cause, wait, look, so what, 'cause I saw in the previous, she like gets up and says something, right? - We're not even there yet. So people are saying, "Crazing, crazier things." And women keep standing up and they're like, "Well, you know, like, you know, "this is just for individual relationships, okay? "So you can't say for everyone. "So if someone wants to have a normal relationship, "no, it's up for them, that hurt her." Meanwhile, Alex comes in. She's staring down Africa the entire time. And then Alex finally, she's drunk. And she stands up, and she stands up. This is what she says. She goes, "I think the worst thing that could have happened "for women was women's suffrage." - What? - She says, "Worst thing to happen was suffrage." She's like, "I think women should get back into the kitchen. "They should get back in there and be cooking for their man." - I told you, I mean, I told you. Oh my God. - She said this. I thought before, when you made reference to suffrage, I thought you were making a reference to her. - No, I didn't know that. - No, I was like, I was just incredibly tuned in to what's going on here. - Yeah, Emily looked like she was about to pass out. You know, and Tribble keeps on giving her this look like, "Oh my God." - He's like, he's like, "Women have suffrage enough." (both laughing) - So, it finally just, like, is a point point, and Emily stands up, and she says, she's like, "Hi." (both laughing) She's like, "So, what do you think it's out?" I just, she's like, "I don't know, like, "I don't think it's okay just to go from, like, "woman to woman to woman be like, "Oh, I'm just being honest, I'm being honest." She basically calls him out. The same thing that she said at her barbecue, 'cause they showed a flashback of her saying the same thing to him at the barbecue. - Yeah, she did. - And says, "No, no, no, no, I never said that. "I just said you have to be honest." So then Emily's like, "She gets furious 'cause she's like, "Well, but yeah, just told him at my barbecue, you know?" So then this gets triple mad of all people. So, triple stands up. - Triple angry! (both laughing) - He goes, and he takes, it was like that. He takes a microphone from Smooth, who's one of the associates on the panel. Smooth, who, by the way, could not look any farther from the truth. He's like this white guy in a blazer, and one of those, like, washed, Michael Douglas shirts from 1986. - Oh my God, is he single? (both laughing) - Somehow. - Hi. - So triple takes the microphone. He's like, "I don't know about all you all, but you know, "I don't believe in cheating. "I don't see what's wrong with not cheating." He's like, "And how about instead of saying, "Oh, that I've always cheated on my life, "how about saying, how about I try not cheating? "How about changing something inside myself?" - Out of the mouths of innocence. - Yeah, so he's up there, sort of like, and he's got a microphone, and so does Von, and they both have microphones. It's like that moment in bridesmaids, you know, when they're both giving the toasts, and then either one wants to kill them. - By the way, you have to know it's killing Africa, that she's not up there singing with them. - Yeah. (both laughing) Well, Africa was furious. Africa's like, "Who does triple think he is? "This is Von's event, and Von is ha--" - Oh my God, woman, he's trying to help you. - Yeah, exactly, and so, you know-- - Not only that, but you don't open it up to the floor if you can't take it. And of course he has no argument for it. - That was triple's main point. (both laughing) - So, triple-- - That was triple as points. - Triple as being, he was like, "I think this is all crazy, and I think that like, "I don't think it should be that we just go all cheating, "none of it up." So then Von doesn't like this, and Von's like, "Okay, put your microphone down, "put your microphone down." And then he takes the microphone out of triple's hand, and triple doesn't like that. Triple's like, "I'm not done speaking." - Oh my God, I'm sorry, but I just realized that triple is actually for us to go. (both laughing) - Yeah, you just came out of Obama's inauguration, it was amazing. He was right there, the next thing I would say. So, then triple gets all up in Von's face, and Africa's like, "I can't believe it, "I can't Africa's only defending the guy "who's a total asshole." Emily's like, "Good for treble, good for treble!" And getting all of each other's faces, and then security comes. And then, at least somewhere in the mix, triple udders the phrase, "Don't touch me on my nose, "don't touch me on my nose." (both laughing) - Aw, that's his spot. - Or maybe it was, he touched my nose, he touched my nose. - Oh, that's so cute. - But that's, honestly, if you're gonna touch triple, that's exactly where you wanna touch him, right there on his nose, right there on his nose. (both laughing) So, anyway, security comes in, separates, and triple does one of these things, like, "Don't worry about me, I'm just standing here, "I'm just standing here," he puts his hands up, and then Vaughn comes at him, and tries to punch him and everything, and then there's just pandemonium for the next five or ten minutes on screen. (both laughing) And finally, they just get triple in the cab, he goes off. And then, Vaughn, thanks everyone for coming, he leaves, and then the cops come. (both laughing) When they started talking to the white rent-a-cop, and the white rent-a-cop is like, "Yeah, there was a tall white guy and a tall black guy, "and they got into it, and it seemed like the black guy "was going out like a lot more aggressively." So then-- - He touched his nose! - He touched his nose! - So then, Africa's right there, and it's like, "No, you did not." Excuse me, no, and she starts fighting with the cops, because this guy, dained to say that Vaughn was the asshole in the situation. - Oh my God. Poor Africa. - Poor Africa. - And that's, it's crazy. In a certain way, I mean, triple was a little bit more of the initial aggressor, and then he got there, and then he wouldn't sit down again, and he took a microphone. There was some aggression in his way. - To be fair, but we all hate Vaughn. (laughing) - Yeah, and you can't just hit somebody because you don't like them. Don't you remember your advice to your child? - Member, Mr. - His name is triple. - If you don't have haters, then you're doing something wrong. You're under average. (laughing) - So, that was basically the episode in a nutshell. I really do encourage you to watch it. It gets your blood, boy. - I can't believe we've filmed 45 minutes. - Yeah, we've got an hour of The New Atlantic. - Well, we basically-- - We've never been filmed. - Although, it is so straight up. I think we have to give him an odd tune. Matt Whitfield, as you guys had said earlier, that he was very much into the show as being the new Vanderpump Rules, or did you suggest that Ben? I want to give-- - Matt was both. Matt was the one who was on board with the show, and then we got on board as soon as you left. But I got on board because I realized it was the next Vanderpump Rules. But it's true. It gets your blood really boiling 'cause you hate these people so much that it actually gives me more to talk about and more of an impassioned way than like Real House has in New Jersey ever did this past season. - Well, I feel like the key is to get a guy who's sleeping with everybody. (laughing) - And is, and doesn't, and either is terrible at, or doesn't make an effort to conceal it. (laughing) - Yes, and perhaps has babies with strippers and they-- - In Vegas. - Yes, if they've just been honest about their open relationship all season, Joe and Melissa's performances on Jersey might've been bearable this year. - Yeah, absolutely right. - We need to have a crossover with these two shows. How about, we can call it The New Sir. (laughing) Have Stasi wait on Vaughn. Speaking of reality show crossovers, let's talk real quickly about I Dream of Nini Finale. I know you guys didn't get to see much of it, right? Is that correct? - You say it was two hours long? - It was two hours long. It felt like-- - I watched part of it. - Okay, the procession, okay. There must have been about 30 people walking down that aisle. It was, it played about two or three songs worth. And when-- - And who themes their wedding peak colored? Like, who does that? She's like, I want a peak hovered wedding. I mean, was it supposed to look like the gold iPhone because it looked like the whole wedding? - Oh my God. - And like that Instagram peak filter over it. - Yeah, she, it was like, when people were not walking down that aisle, we were cutting away to all the luminaries in the crowd, which included Jill Zarin, Porsche. - She and me. - Elton John. - Well, time to break in for a gay news story this week that Jill Zarin came out, said that. - Anyway, you have, excuse me, you said you get to break in with the news bulletin. Did I hear-- - Did I hear that, did I hear that? - Okay, well, I have some news. Break in the news. - Break in the news. - Break in the news, break in the news. - Something is breaking and it's not a card that my son is beating up because it told us to fuck off. - It's actual news, the news is that Jill Zarin came out on the blog, that's like the news, but it's not just for poor people. And she said that the husband of one of her friends flirted with her too, that guy, Ramona's husband, who supposedly got a teenager pregnant in the hamplains. - Oh my God, no medigas, no medigas. - Do you guys believe that? - Yeah, Jill Zarin totally got fingered by Mario. - Listen, listen, Jill-- - He, Mario from the Mario Brothers. - Listen, what Jill has to understand is that Mario is basically like the vaughn of New York City. He goes after everyone, so don't think you're special, okay? - Yeah. - He's holding a seminar. - Yeah, he's holding a seminar at the Learning Annex, his wife is holding one the next room over. She's like, what do you want to go to? - I was at this wedding and I sat on this chair, it was getting so much ass. (laughing) - So, by the way, Arasol was at this wedding too. - Everyone thinks I'm hot. - Arasol was at it, Kim Zol's deck was at it, Vivica Affox was there, Omarosa was there, Omarosa dained to tweet out some photos and almost got into strict trouble. - Girl, you better be careful. - Yeah, oh, you know what-- - When Judge Mathis is your priest, do you know who's gonna be a class tonight? - Oh my god. - Patty Stanger was there and they misspelled her name on screen and they spelled it as Patty Stranger. (laughing) Someone tweeted that to me too, I forget who it was, but thank you. Yeah, with Judge Mathis, by the way, one time I saw Aretha Franklin, Hobbitt Bull, and she, like in between songs, she said, everyone, everyone, I want, there's someone very special here. This is Jesse Jackson, Jr., I want everyone to give applause to Jesse Jackson, Jr., so everyone applause, this guy stood up and everything. She was, I know, here's someone whose wits fills my life every day and makes me so happy, one of the brightest, most important men in our culture, and I'm thinking it's gonna be like another like important, luminary, whatever, she goes, Judge Gregory Mathis, and like Judge Mathis stands up and everyone know how it all starts applauding for him. - Oh my god. - Oh my gosh, she's like, most of you don't know this, but I have a very flexible schedule, I watch a lot of daytime TV, and this man got me through some real hard times. - She actually said, I watch this show every day at three o'clock, it's a very fun man. It's like, all right, okay, Aretha. So really nothing happened in these two hours. They, the drama was that Nini was trying to get Greg to sign the prenup, and he was pulling off, and then at the very last minute he pulls her aside and they sit in these chairs and goes, "I want you to know I got you something special, "I got you something, I'm a sister." - I'm gonna get my family back, Nini. Now that I'm here, here's what my plan is, Nini. I got you something so special. I have been kicking, I have been screaming, but I am ready to get my family back, Nini. Here is your sign paperwork, Nini. - And then he dies of a heart attack, because he's 100. That man is so old. - I am sitting on my nuts, Nini. My nuts are under my ass right now. It hurts, Nini. I wanna get my balls back together, me? - Now what is, what is Matt up there? - I'm gonna come back on. - I'm out. - No, but the funny thing was that when he gave her this prenup, Bravo played this music, this beautiful sentimental music, like this was the most beautiful moment between these two. He finally signed the prenup, and she was like, - He finally agreed that the second time around, he was gonna try to take any of her shit if it all went out. (laughing) So wrote, "You know what, you go put that "on a t-shirt, honey." (laughing) - But we still have a joint bank account, right, Nini? - Until we divorce. - I want my bank account back together, Nini. (laughing) - I love it when he was telling all the guests who were lined up outside. He's like, "You all look so beautiful. "I'd marry each and every one of you if I wasn't taking. "But Nini, Nini's got this locked up." I was like, "Oh my God, Greg, put that charm away, buddy. "You're gonna hurt somebody." (laughing) - I would say the other thing that I really enjoyed in the episode was a small detail, but Nini went to look at where her wedding was gonna be, and her prissy little one planner was like, "Okay, well, we're gonna hang 60,000 crystals "from the ceiling." She's like, "60,000 crystals? "Oh, yeah." She's like, "Oh, wow, 60,000 crystals. "Cut to the next scene. "She's going to some pothug Mexican restaurant "with her family and having burritos and vampigitas." I'm like, "Listen, lady, I'm all about "high-low and everything, but you can't be acting "like you're all glamor, 60,000 crystals, "and then go on to the south of the border, "Mexican, Tex-Mex place, you know?" - I was imagining Cynthia at the wedding going, "Is this a real wedding? "'Cause I don't see any dinosaur." - Yeah, she's very confused. - Is someone gonna be kicking us out in 15 minutes because otherwise this isn't a real wedding? The museum gave us exactly 20 minutes. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't know, I just spent two hours watching and I was like, it was just long and drawn out and boring and stupid. - I will tell you one thing. When she was coming down that aisle, I was like, "Holy crap." I mean, whoever did that dress, they got a moose into that dress. It was like a really slow-moving Rocky and Bullwinkle episode. - That is awesome. - And that's her thing. She was suddenly having second thoughts and she almost couldn't get married. - Oh yeah, someone takes too many as Annie. Get back, shut up, Nini, shut up. - And by the way, this is the way every single one of you brought a wedding shows are, it's like, "Oh my God, something's not ready." And, "Oh my God, can I do this?" (gasping) And then it's like, "Oh, look how beautiful "she is coming down the aisle. "It's just so stupid, I don't wanna see another one." - They're like, "Oh, no, I'm gonna do it, am I not?" Oh, you know, let me just go ahead and go through with this mistake. - Yeah. I did enjoy, we got a little bit of Phaedra and Candy doing some of their classic banter for Phaedra's like, "Who did your makeup?" - I love it. - "What is your makeup?" She's like, "Rile it." It's like, "Your face looks banged up." - Yeah, she's like, "She banged up your face." Is that what she said it was something? - Oh no, 'cause she's like, "She's ID Ellen, "do your face again." She's like, "No, I did it." She's like, "Oh, girl, you banged up your face." - Your face is beat, honey. I love it. Yeah, those two are so fabulously country. - Yeah. - 'Cause they're both from Athens, right? - Yeah, they're the ones who deserve a spin-off to you. It was Nini. - Yeah, well, Nini has 60,000 Swarovski crystals hanging from the ceiling, so she's like super glamorous now, guys. - Yeah. - So, let's see. Jay Manuel was there also in case anyone cares or remembers who he is. And that's it. It was just basically a very long two-hour experience. - Now, the week's episode before, which I also caught, where the girls were in Cancun, one barfed in the fitting ladies' room. Marla got told off by everybody like three separate times. Diana had a painting of herself made with Nini that was creeping everybody out. And so she denied having it sent there. She was like, "I didn't have that made." And they're like, "Who else would have a painting made "of themselves with Nini?" She's like, "I don't know." - I don't know, maybe Cynthia a couple seasons ago. - Yeah, I know, kidding. Where's the friendship contract so far? - So, I'm proud to announce that this bullshit is over. Now we can only skip to Atlanta, which is good. - So, but before that, why don't we talk about Miami? 'Cause there's actually a lot that happened on Miami's episode too. - Let's do it. - No, I just meant Nini is over. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, I know. So, we had two big things basically. First was Lisa and Joanna got into a big fight at the launch of Leah's handbag thing. - What'd you think about that? - I thought that was really funny and I'm glad that someone was finally telling stupid Lisa off with getting her nose and everything, get your own fucking storyline stupid. - Yeah, basically, Lisa, what happened? Well, sorry, what are you gonna say? - Well, I was gonna say, I watched the little, they had the clip on the brother website and I watched it. And the reason I'm really glad this is finally happening to Lisa, 'cause the other day I heard a great quote on it. I think it was Brooklyn Nine-Nine, it was some joke. And it was someone saying, she said how she, her little intro is, everyone likes to underestimate me. And the quote I heard was, no, you know, I think I've estimated you correctly. (laughing) And I kept thinking that's like, yes, no, Lisa, I think we have appropriately estimated your capabilities. (laughing) - You are her, you are totally estimated. The best line of that was when Leah was like, I don't mind if you're fighting my party, it's okay, but you know, promote the bags. 'Cause it happened slap a bitch with it. - That made me laugh out loud. That to me was the quote of the week. I thought that was such a brilliant quote. And that's also the difference why Leah will never be Jill's Erin, because Leah says funny shit like that all the time. - Yeah, oh my gosh, I was looking at old photos of the ladies on the Bravo website as I was trying to find clips of the episode. Leah was smoking, guys. - Yeah, she, they showed actually some vintage footage of her on this week's episode again. They showed her on one of her infomercials, which is hilarious. Yeah, she, I mean, she won a bodybuilding competition. What, working, ask? - I mean, let go. - I'll sign that for my jam. (laughing) - Come to my jam, I'll invoice you later. (laughing) - So. - Now if you're wacky, you'll get an invoice in the mail. If you don't like it, we'll tear it down. - I will tell you. (laughing) - So the reason why there was this big fight was because Lisa was trying to be a peacemaker, which is something that these women on these shows do all the time, and it always winds up biting them and they ask. She's trying to get Adriana and Leah to make peace. And she was going after Leah and being like, "You have a wall up, you have a wall up, you gotta take down your wall." And, and Leah was basically like, I don't have a wall, and if I do have a wall, then fine. I'm just, I'm like, at my event, I don't want to talk about this right now. It's day out of it, you know? Which I think is totally-- - Leah, Lisa's like, but if I don't talk about your shit, I have nothing to talk about. - Yeah, she's like, I have to look at the fact that I've married a very strange man who bleeds in bed. (laughing) - Well, let's talk about what it's like trying to blow a 60 year old. (laughing) - How fun is that? - So trying to get it, trying to get a half used tube of toothpaste to stay up straight. - Oh god. (laughing) - And Lisa's like getting all agitated that Leah's not taking down her wall, and then this somehow annoys Joanna, who's been drinking, and we saw some vintage season one Joanna where she just exploded and went totally crazy, and made me realize how much I missed that side of Joanna, 'cause we haven't seen any at all. - Yeah, she needs a damn drink. - And her, her voice are getting crazy and crazier, and she's like, you know what, you're out of my, you're out of my, you're out of my wedding party, get out of your eye, you're whatever it's like, got this big fight. - I want you to start cussing in Polish. - I know, I keep waiting for that to happen. I think my favorite part is this fight goes back and forth, it's screaming at whatever, and then it sort of spurs down, and then it gets back up again. - Wait, wait, wait, you're underestimating me. No, you're underestimating me. - Yeah, the school of fighting with Lisa. - Yeah. This is like, oh, you're out of my wedding party. - You're out of my-- - I'm over average. You're under average. - You're over average. - You are. - What does mediocre mean? - So, what I loved is that at one point, Lisa just storms out of there, and this is, by Alexia's there the entire time, Alexia is standing with the group at one point, Lisa storms out-- - It's like a bird, I just kind of like, (laughing) - Lisa storms out, and then Alexia goes, what happened to Lisa? What happened to Lisa? I'm like, you were there the entire time. You saw her, she just storms out. - You're a terrible journalist. (laughing) - Lisa, Lisa Hoxstein has disappeared in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the city. She's gone missing. I don't know where she is. - I'm putting her on the cover of my magazine, so hopefully somebody will recognize her and call her. (laughing) - She'll be a photographer of all you know, so if you see her all you know, go report her. (laughing) - So then that was weird when she was like, where is she? And Lisa, Leah had been standing right there with her, and they're like, what happened? Well, they got in a fight. You got through standing right there, what the hell? - You were literally right there. - Were the camera people like, oh, you guys aren't in this shot, just pretend. - Yeah. Well, what I also enjoyed later on is another example of Lisa Hoxstein's way with words, was when she lit her-- - Look, look, I think you're trying to differentiate between me and her, just call me Lisa one, and her Lisa two. - Yeah, yeah, that's right. (laughing) - Yeah, so Lisa two is the business manager, she's not your maid. - It's true, it's true. - So Lisa two, when later on, Leah had an unveiling for her grand ballroom, and Lisa two showed up, and I think it was Dr. Karen Sierra tried to broker some sort of precision between Lisa two and Joanna, and Lisa two was like, oh listen, I can't, I'll come back, I gotta go get a drink, and she's holding a full glass of champagne in her hand. - She's a terrible liar. - She's terrible on her feet. Only get on her back. (laughing) - Oh my, back! - Dr. Karen Sierra overestimated her ability to tell the truth. (laughing) - Oh, they bring her back, poor Karen. - Poor Karen is like, duh. You know, her publicist is like, you know what? I heard they're shooting down the street, but why don't you just casually stroll past. (laughing) - Oh, hey, a photo shoot. - She's just standing on the red carpet, taking pictures with everybody the whole time. - Taking selfies. - Yeah, yeah. - Before Adriana. - She's like, hey, congratulations, you just got a picture of one of the guest stars of the doctors, occasionally. (laughing) - It's on tape, and the daytime. - Yeah, so I thought all of this was really fake, and I don't know if they thought the season, I guess the season's over or something, because now Adriana and Leah had that big fake makeup scene. - Yeah, they had a makeup scene in Adriana. I was like, you were my friend, you were my friend. - Yeah, I don't know what I need to do. (laughing) Like, you don't know what you deserve, you're horrible. - I've forgiven you for your Draconian antiques. (laughing) - I swear to you, a friend. You're still up to my standards. - Why don't you live up to my standards? - Yeah, I thought it was stupid. The best line of the entire episode was posted on our Facebook by Gene Beaten, and it says, so what have you been doing, RJ? Just proving religion. Oh, that's nice, honey. (laughing) As the cowboy had on too, he was the best. - Yeah, I really, honestly, with Miami, I'm so frustrated right now, just needs to fucking end. Like, I don't want to sit through another wedding. - I know, although this, this was, I actually thought this week's episode was good. I was involved with all the drama. - Well, these made an effort this week. - Yeah, but oh my God, I think that we have another wedding coming our way. Ugh, I can barf. - Wait, who's getting married again? - Joanna Krupa. - Oh my God, that still hasn't happened, that's right. I mean, I don't know. Do you guys really think that we're gonna get married? - I don't know. Her whole spruples, you know? - All of her confessionals are like, I mean, I guess it's happening. And it's like, ha ha, the closer the date gets, the less he wants to have sex with me. Ha ha ha, everything's fine. - I liked also, I liked Roman's way of diverting Joanna from her own bitchiness, 'cause at one point, she was bitching. She was like, and I don't know where Marta is, and I miss Marta, and like, you know what, she says, because of you in episode, and he just says, hey, you know, I like that sex therapist, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like the exercises, not so much the worksheets. I don't like the worksheets, but I like the therapists. She's like, oh. - He's picked up diversionary tactics from Vaughn. - Yeah, he knows it's not. - Are you say the we, can we play the we? - Oh, gross. Okay, let's move on from my jams. Do you guys have anything else to say about that? - I've got nothing to say. I'm done with that bullshit. - Done, done. - What other shows do we have this week? - Up Chef, New Orleans, such a good episode. - T-C-N-O, y'all. - This episode was really good, and I'm sorry that we're getting to it so late, because we played the first time this season that I really started to hate someone, and it's, what am I, that you liked, Ronnie? - Which one? It was so long ago. - He was the cute gay guy who has a Vietnamese boyfriend. - Oh, I like him. I thought he was really funny. - He then decided that he was the authority in all things Vietnamese. - Yeah, but don't you think that the editors and producers are like, "Okay, get that guy in the bottom." Whenever they're like, "Yeah, I'm an expert on Vietnamese food." They're like, "He should be in the bottom." Then he'll cry. - He was being a total, total prick about it. - Yeah, well that guy was being kind of a douchebag. He's like, "Oh, the Vietnam expert, oh, wow." - Well, no, that guy was being-- - It turns out he's an expert in the Vietnam war. - Oh. - Yeah, damn it. - He's like a big Nash fan. - He's like, "You know what they love to eat there? "Rations. "I really know my Vietnamese food." - He's like, "You guys, have you seen 'Miss Seigon'? "That was the shit. "Lea Somongo, gay. "Polebo-chepe. "Polebo-chepe. "Yes, so bitch." - And I'm in China Beach. - You guys, "Dana Delaney" did not start on desperate ass vibes. (laughing) - That was a good pole running. - You guys ever got the "Dana Delaney" and Janine Turner mixed up? 'Cause I do sometimes. - I did until Janine Turner died in that horrible accident. Now I just feel terrible. - Janine Turner died. - Oh, no! - What? - I hope you feel like shit. - Wait, when did Janine Turner die? - I'm just kidding. - I'm just kidding. - Oh my God, you're terrible. - Just kidding, everyone's alive. - Guys, I've got Northern-- - You see how, by the way, do you see? I've stopped this podcast right now. Janine Turner from Northern Exposure and Cliff Hanger is dead. - That's how I felt when I heard about Bette Midler. I almost started crying. - Well, she's alive. - She's alive. - She's dead. - No, stop. This is a Halloween episode. - Guys, I'm googling everything 'cause I cannot leave it to chance. (laughing) - This is a fucking horror night. - Stop toying with our emotions. - All right, here's someone who's really dead. ♪ Bobby Goulan ♪ - Aw, sad, but that's good. - I was sort of hoping to do an impersonation of the fake ghost of Janine Turner. - He's up in heaven, like-- - Guess what, I did a movie with O.J. Not the juice, the star. (laughing) - Oh, and he's, and Leslie Nielsen said too. - Oh, they're doing real fun. - You guys are finding me out. - Okay, let's start talking about Topshop. Okay, so first of all, actually I really did love this episode because they did not have a quick fire, but they spent the first 20 minutes or so, maybe even 25, going to different Vietnamese restaurants or places in New Orleans. And it looked all so delicious and wonderful. I actually loved it. The show took on a little bit of that, like Anthony Bourdain. - Oh, my gosh, guys. I know this is really revolutionary, but I actually watched this episode. I just realized that. - Oh my gosh. (laughing) - Yes, I did. It was great. - I thought Anthony Turner died. I was like, oh my God. - I actually thought it was like, wait a second. It's true, she's dead. (laughing) - Wait a second. The witch from American Horror Story resurrected her, so it's okay. - Spoiler alert. - Stevie Knits brought her back. But yes, I agree with you. It was very fun to see the Vietnamese community in New Orleans and that big, I loved that grocery store made me think of you Ben, 'cause that's like the kind of place you could get lost for hours. - Yeah, and you know what? Normally I would say watching that made me just want to like dive into some Vietnamese food, but as luck would have it, I was eating Vietnamese food while watching the episode. - Ben, this is a spooky podcast. - How scary. Honestly, like I love the quick fires, but I did enjoy seeing some of the local culture. New Orleans and Vietnamese local culture, local culture, excuse me. So anyone else feel that way too? Or actually I'm looking at Janine Turner pictures online. - Okay, look, good. I like that girl who looks like she spends more time on her makeup than cooking. - Yeah, Australian one? - Yes, with the short shorts. - Yeah, she was the one who was eliminated. Once again. - No, no, I like the, are you talking about the blonde with the red lipstick? - She didn't get eliminated. She didn't get eliminated. - Blonde one, did the blonde Australian did? - Here, I'm gonna Google this. - She did? - Yeah, remember your theory, Ronnie, that there's a fat gay man who hates hot people. - Running the casting? - Yes. - It's three for three. - It's three for three. So who would be next? Bottom, the bottom Vietnamese guy? Hey, do you guys think it's true? Oh God, I shouldn't say this in public. We're not just on the phone together. I'll say this. - I like that, I forget that. - Yeah, yeah, I just sent it to myself. Sorry. Janine Turner's in a see-through dress on the internet. I've got to turn this off. I can't look at this, I can't concentrate. - Oh my God, you want to know a weird twist of fate is, what's that actress named Janine Turner? She's not dead, but the name of the girl who was eliminated from Top Chef is Janine. (gasps) - No! (gasps) - Oh, an Australian girl is Janine. Guys, this just got creepy. - Oh my God, oh my God. I bet Janine Turner's been to us. - Sorry, I'm not dying. - Oh my God. So, guys, I think next season we should get Janine Turner on Top Chef. I think we should just ask her to come on here all the time and be like, "So, did you watch Top Chef?" And she'll be like, "No." We'll be like, "What do you think of the Vietnamese challenge?" We'll just ask her stuff if she doesn't know anything about. - Is that mole real? - She was, I think she had a talk show like two years ago, oddly enough. - She did. - Didn't we all? - I don't know, I know. The thing, I don't know which one I'd like to watch more. The Tempest Bludge Show, Talk Show, or the Janine Turner one. - We have a current talk show, so we're winning. - Yeah, true, true. - She's on iTunes, so. - The point is this. I really, really enjoyed this episode. Good criticism, I was nervous. I was excited to see what was gonna happen. I love that the Vietnamese asked, the guy who thought he was the Vietnamese expert wound up on the bottom. And I love that like Tom grilled him for that weird tomato thing that the guy made. - And he was like, "Well, I had that in Vietnam." And he was like, "Yeah, well, you can have a McDonald's in Paris, but if it's a Parisian challenge and you make McDonald's, it's not gonna work." - Yeah, that is a, that's a dang, like boom. - Yeah, that was like a little, he had like a Tom hand print on his pasties in the face. - I mean, the thing was he didn't even just say, "Well, you know, it's funny, I've actually had it four times and I thought it was something I could bring over. Maybe I got lost in translation." He was like, "Well, actually, the past four times I've been there, I've had it, so yeah, it's a Vietnamese thing." So I'm like, "Fuck you." - Here's the issue here. And it's across all competition reality TV shows. Any single time, somebody brags about, like whether it's the Prentice, amazing race, survivor, top ship, if somebody brags about having a certain area of expertise, that's always the one they fail in. - Well, actually, this week kind of proved us wrong because the Asian lady won. - Well, no, but she was like-- - She wasn't bragging. - She was like, "ervice." - She was nervous. - Well, she wasn't bragging, that's true, but she was like, "Oh, wouldn't it be so sad "for that Asian person lost to Asian talent?" Ah, oh my God, that would be terrible. - She's so hyper, but I love her. - I love that chick too. - I know, I love her. - Who's on my beef? Who's on my beef? Then what's right there, honey? You'll put it back there. - What the fuck? - Oh, you try this now, try this now. Eat this now, eat this. - I have 100% not attempting that. - And by the way, we ate something. That's actually where her voice sounds. We're just doing an impersonation. We're not being racist. - Yeah, that is actually tough. - She sounds exactly like me. And if we are being racist, we have Janine Turner in here to teach us. - Oh, it teaches a lesson, Janine. - She knows she's good with race relations. She has to be. - She's great. - All that time in Alaska. - Just from knowing a bunch of Indians, come on. They're not a race. - Listen, you don't get to climb the mountains with the slice alone without having some race relations under your belt. - Oh, my God. - Wow. - I wanted to watch that movie again. - That was pretty good. - Is that a cliffhanger? - Cliffhanger, yeah, it was a good movie. - Oh, my partner, doh, doh. (laughing) - Did you just bounce off something? - Yes. - Guys, I know this. - It's every slice alone movie. It's like, look, it's a 1920s, ooh. (laughing) - Guys, I know this is totally off topic, but he scares the shit out of me. He's so scary looking. - Still alone? - Have you seen him? Yes. - He looks like a garbage pail kid. - Yes, he has old man skin, but he's like, I'm gonna cover my body in tattoos, 'cause that won't look terrifying. - Yeah, it's like, I'll make my stretch marks into some kind of shape or something, like, oh, doo. (laughing) - When I was, when I was a kid, I saw an episode of Wonder Woman, and a guy melted on the show, and it really like scarred me, and it really scared me, and that's what he looks like to me now, the melted guy from me. - Yeah. - You guys are totally-- - No way. - But the toilet was taking the extra-- - I'm in the most part, too, didn't I? - Bye! (laughing) - Okay, so we have to also talk about something else that happened on Topshop. Tell us. - It was a really long time ago, I don't remember, sorry. Something else happened, and then people ate the food, and then they were like, "Blah, blah, blah," and then the judges were like, "Blah, blah, blah, blah," and then the people were like, "Ah, I got some on my feet!" And then it was the end. - I kept blaring. - Where's-- - That pretty girl got kicked off, I totally forgot. - Yeah, she got kicked off, and they're also starting to make the curly-haired New Orleans guy. They're gonna make him into an ass, because the black lady from St. Lucia has been just randomly uttering why she hates him so much, and I think-- - Does she have really short hair? - Yeah. - Oh, my God, I love her, because she reminds me of a character from Orange is the Black. (laughing) The kitchen bitch. - Is that the one that's in here? - Is that the one that Julianne Huff went into Blackface for? - Oh, my God, no, she was being crazy, I was at that party, thank you very much, and I saw that bitch, and I was with my friend Trisha, and she's like, "That girl's in Blackface." And I was like, "No, she's not." And I walked up to her, and I was like, "That is Julianne Huff, what is she doing?" Is it Huff or Huff? - What is this girl? - What party was this? - It was Mike, not Mendelssohn, hold on, Mendelssohn, something like that. - This rich dude in Beverly Hills, who owns golf clubs and shit, he just started at Tequila with George Clooney, called Casamigo Tequila. - Just a little something called that. - Yeah, Casamigo, there you go, Mr. Mike. - Well, I'll have you know, I'm going to be starting a lemonade business with a Janine Turner, so. - Well, you tell me about me to your house, when you do it, and I will announce it on this show later, okay. So listen, here's the deal, guys. Here's what I have to say. - Okay. - I love that lady from St. Luca, but I really want to scrape her face. I know that's horrible, I know that's horrible, but if that was me, I would take nail clippers to it. But I'm a self-mealer. - Clarsh words. - I just plucked something off my face today. - You know what, you're really bonding it right now. - Well, you know what? - He's being honest. - Well, after I scraped her face, I would go cheat on the bitch, while she was in homework every day. - But I would tell her about it, so. - I know, yeah. - That's okay. - She'd be like, "Why are you wiping your mouth?" And I'd be like, "Listen babe, you've got holes in your face now, after I take the nail clippers to you." So, you know, I think eventually once you heal, we can probably do this again, but for now I'm fucking other people. Okay, I also brought you Diet Coke. - Oh, well that's okay. - I think on that note, I think we can wrap it up, because we've been going for a while now. - You and me got my pee. - So anyway, well you can wrap it up, Ronny, 'cause you're hosting this week. - I'm too tired. Hey everybody, thanks for listening to "Watch Your Crafts" and it's a podcast, so we'd love to talk about Bravo's Stefan. I'm Ron and Karam. You can find me on Twitter at Ron and Karam. You can find me on, that's good enough. My website is Trash Track TV. There's a lot of recaps and stuff. Then you can find on all the social networks. He's @bsideblog on everything. Twitter, Instagram, fine. Lisa Timones is on the podcast with Ben and Lisa. You can also find her on Twitter @TimmonsLisa. Or you can tweet us all at our Watch What Crapin's page, which is @WhatCrapin's. Or come over to Facebook where people talk all during the week and post articles and stuff, and we talk shit about Bravo all week long, and that is Facebook.com/WatchitCrapin. So we will see you next week. Come on the page, if there's anything specific you want us to talk about, and we will do that. - Yay, thanks for being on you. - Thanks for being on me. - Yeah, thanks Lisa, that was so fun. - Guys, I love this part. 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