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That's audible.com/crapids or text crapids to 500-500. GoDaddy is offering one new or transfer.com for just $1.99 for the first year. Each new.com comes with a free instant page website and built-in photo album. I'm Ben Mantleker from Visa.blog.com, and joining me this week is The Lovely Ronnie Carum from trashtalktv.com. Hi, Ronnie. And that would field from Yahoo. Hi, Matt. Hi. Ronnie is @Trash-- I'm sorry, Matt, but let me just say this real quickly. Ronnie is @Trash tweet TV on Twitter, and also Ronnie Carum on Instagram, and then Matt is @lifeonthemlist on Instagram and Twitter, and I'm @bsideblog on Twitter, Instagram, Vine, wherever. Hi, guys. Hi. Hello. Hello. This was a busy ass Bravo Week. There was a lot of good stuff going on this week on The Broad. There's new shows, there's old shows, and we got gossip. There's so much to cover. By the way, facebook.com/wattrocrapids. That's our Facebook page where we have now crossed the 1,800 fan threshold. Thank you, everyone, who is supporting the show and coming and leaving comments. We love you all. Amen. Yeah, you guys. And during these live shows, you can go to that Facebook page, and we'll be reading your comments. That's why I keep staring at the computer screen. Yeah. And also reading your comments while we do it. And you can also tweet at us. And for people who are listening to this on the podcast, that includes-- Sorry. Seriously. It's your dog barking already. Because the mailman has to come every time. Like, maybe we shouldn't do this at 4.30, because that's when the stupid mailman comes. It's okay. Yeah. The dog is the most professional part of our podcast. Oh, would you blame the dog and not the postal service? The dog is actually like one of the-- it's like we're the housewives, and the-- and Bueller is like a friend of the housewives. Yeah, so great. Bueller is like the chameel of the group. Trying very hard to go. The other is just Cedric. He just takes on my crap and makes me pick up his poop. Never gives me thanks. Never even talks to me. So before Bueller started rudely barking, if you were listening to this on iTunes sometime later this week, know that we are recording this live on YouTube. And if you come to our YouTube page, youtube.com/thetvclick and subscribe, you'll be able to find out how you can watch us live. Because those of us-- those of you who are watching live are able to tweet questions at us and write comments on our Facebook page, and we'll answer your questions over the course of the podcast, which is really like awesome of us, so you're welcome. No one's on board with that. Matt, do you have a light that you can maybe shine? In your face, you're looking a little backlit right now. I'm in a conference room, but I suppose that I could shut-- That is not the answer to my question. Would shutting a blind make it better? I think so. I think that'd be lovely. Even though it's a beautiful view out there, I think maybe we could-- I love that you're art directing me. I am. You know, why not? No? Why do I make it nicer for the viewers? We have to art to write after that episode of Real Housewives of Miami that's all glossy and slick. I know. We want to make you look as beautiful as the women of Miami because we know that you are even more so. Should we start with some gossip? We have so much to get to. So the breaking news gossip that I think we're all going to talk about right here is actually like sad gossip. I feel definitely a gossip, but Ashley, our favorite little munchkin from Princess's Long Island, suffered another stroke, I guess, today or yesterday, which is like a downer. So I don't know. We can't really laugh at that. Is it confirmed? Did it really happen? Well, Casey, I think tweeted saying, like, sending my prayers to my girl Ashley, who suffered another stroke. I'm not trying to be rude and awful, but that's my role in this threesome. So I'm just going to put this out there. But like, Chris Brown suffered a stroke a few days ago in a recording studio, a seizure. Oh, there's a difference between a stroke and a seizure, I forgot. Thank you both, folks. But I loved the idea that you were about to take Ashley and Chris Brown and lump them together, because that's probably she probably had a vision of the future. And that's probably what gave her the stroke. They should probably somebody somebody smart online should do like a remix of Ashley crying into the Blackberry with like mash mash mash that up with like a great Chris Brown hit. No, no, we need a way for Ashley to get healthy so we can make fun of her again. I mean, seriously, disease, get the fuck out of our way. Like we're trying to do a show here would be really nice to be able to rag on her and say she got a stroke because she probably saw couch on someone's porch. But we can't do that because she had a stroke. So thanks a lot. Stroke. Thanks a lot for rooting my afternoon. You just said it. So it's out there. But in all seriousness, that was there was an if there was a would it should have possibly could have had she not had a stroke, but I wouldn't say that now. Well, I would say in all seriousness, I mean, you know, we make fun of her for a lot of her awful behavior on TV. But I don't think we'd want to act heard of actually separate other stroke. So I get, you know, get better at it. No, if she has a stroke, she won't be back on TV for us to make fun of her in another season. And that's just unacceptable. Get out of our way, stroke, stroke, yes, this is really funny that you guys actually think that princesses is coming back for a second season. So the drink hank is you're not going to sell themselves. Well, I think that in addition to sending Ashley, your your prayers and well wishes, you might want to send some to the gods at bravo to hopefully get the show back on the air because I don't know that it's necessarily being green lit again. I'm going to throw some bread in the water and just I'm going to consult that. What a waste of what a waste of what is going to drop bread in the water and cover the deals and drink and keys guys. Alright. So what do you five goes? That's how my other gossip is there. Oh, Ashley, another Ashley is trying to give us a stroke. Ashley from Real Housewives of New Jersey tweeted a naked picture of herself. Thanks, Ashley. It's probably, it's probably, we did it. I don't want to look at that. I looked at it and it's just a little boob cleavage. It's nothing like that big. She's wearing panties and she's just covering her ariolas who hasn't done that. Yeah. True. True. True. I actually, I think the big gossip of something that's Ashley thinks that the stuff that we're seeing the most on our Facebook page is we're as predicted last week, we're now getting all the dirt about Ryan Coberson, Brianna's husband and it's all, it's all falling. It's all the bottom falling out for him. So basically his ex, he was married, marriage woman and while he's married to a woman, he apparently had a girlfriend who filed domestic violence charges and a restraining order against him. This is before Brianna. So did you guys know any of this? I didn't know his past at all until I started reading this on our Facebook page. So thank you guys for posting that. I clearly should be doing more homework in all of my spare time. But the crazy thing is it, this just proves that the history of picking bad dudes runs in the family. I mean, Brianna has been so rude to Vicky this season about Vicky's choice of boyfriends and look at who the hell she's actually married to. Yeah, exactly. I mean, this guy is a lunatic and so he claims in these interviews, well, you know, the, the show, they didn't, they didn't show the full story, you know, there was a lot more to it than that. I don't care what the full story is necessarily because I don't understand where as a Marine you can just say these things to, to a woman and someone who's older. And you know, and he said, I think he says, or some people say, well, it's a double standard because the housewives yell and say, all sorts of awful things. And then he says something that's not allowed and you're like, yeah, that's right. Because you know what? You can't be part of, you know, an organization that, that advertises itself as saying it's like, it's a, a higher standard, you know, it's not like he was saying, it's not like he was saying something mean about somebody or gotten to a little petty fight with somebody about something. He's calling an older lady a fucking bitch and like, about to hit her and in her face. I mean, there's kind of a difference between what the housewives do and what that Craig does. That guy needs to just, I hope that he gets like a Jennifer Lopez on his ass and just gets his ass kicked. I hope that's an episode next year. I hope so. It's, he's good. He's going to wind up kicking Brianna's ass and I'm, and probably Vicki's too and probably not touching that. He's one thing. He married a Mack truck. He's not kicking that ass. Show brothers. That's down. They're going to get beat Brianna is like Oprah in the color purple. It's like, you're not going to beat her. So purple. I'm trying to smack her and he'll be laid out in the cornfield. I can't wait till Oprah gets nominated for an Oscar at the Butler just, or for the Butler so we can see her smack all those bitches down at the Academy Awards. She's going to fight Meryl Streep. I just know it's going to happen. I hope so. And especially with Meryl Streep puts her feet up on her couch. It's like, no, I'm allowed especially if she has a glass of red wine, especially if Meryl Streep prevents Oprah from trying to buy a handbag. Oh, yeah. Don't do that. Oh God. That's like the second time that's happened to poor Oprah. What the hell? Well, you're going to happen a couple of years ago too. She was shopping and they wouldn't let her in the store. She's only a God in the United States and Europe, they don't give a fuck about her. Well, you know, here's the thing. This thing in Switzerland, okay, that was definitely like racism going awry there. Well, racism is always going awry, but it's definitely a situation like, oh, you can't afford that. The first one in Paris, the Hermes store was closed and Oprah showed up 15 minutes after it closed and she demanded to be led into buy a bag. Admittedly, it's poor business to not let Oprah enter your store or let anyone who wants to buy an Hermes bag into your store, but she's Oprah, the store is closed. I'm sorry. You can't make a big international hullabaloo about it and make the president of Hermes come onto your couch and like apologize and all that stuff because you showed up late. I'm sorry. I remember those days. Now you don't have to show up on Oprah's couch for anything unless you're like totally desperate like Lindsey. Yeah. Sorry, Oprah. Sorry. Bye. Okay. So now we've gone off topic already. Thank you. I have three other things that I would like to discuss from the phases. Please. Yes. First of all, let's talk about that photo that Caroline Manzo tweeted earlier this week on a red carpet and Ashley was there and girl has a new nose. No doubt. Nuka face. Nuka face. I think that maybe she was, you know, digging for too much egg salad, you know, with her hands tied behind her back, you know, like diving, you know, bobbing for apples. Bobbing for egg salad. Something must have happened in the nozier area and the nasal area. Yeah, she was going straight for the egg salad, but there was one of the sneeze guards over the salad bar and one of the biggest problems. She just like, she just like pecks at it when she's, when she's at the deli counter, she just pecks at it. I love in the previews for next week of Jersey. Like, how dare you say no to me? And she's like, whatever, I don't care now, like, I've lost weight. So now I don't care, like, honey, um, don't you guys realize that that's the point of losing weight. So you can be rude to the people that you really don't want around you, so you can move on to better people. It's his own job. I hope that you don't. I hope that you don't learn the lesson that that weight doesn't necessarily stay gone. That bitch is going to be fat again in two seconds. No saying you are not, not pointing you, but Lauren girl, come on. How long can you resist egg salad on a nice everything, baby? Well, her daddy will buy her another round of gastric bypass. I'm sure. I mean, that's how it works in that family. If there's a problem, uh, I'll be, I'll be senior cuts a check. There's no, there may be a such thing as a gastric bypass, but there ain't no such thing as an egg salad bypass. Okay. Okay. I love that. I love to give me some swerve on that. I did. It's my egg salad. Okay. You can put as many lap bands as you want around this, but that egg salad still go. Okay. But back to the point. She got a nose job. Yeah. It looks. You look pretty good, I thought. I don't know. I have to say, you know, if you're going to get the work done, make sure at least have a be good and she did a good job as opposed to Ashley who space looks like as a cool toy. Would you guys date somebody that you know, um, has had, um, elective plastic surgery on their face? Oh, really? Oh, I don't like. I don't like male plastic surgery. I find it to be. You know, I have to say. Let me tell you why male plastic surgery is. We're talking about male plastic surgery, right? Not female. Yeah. Male. Male is different because I think we're so used to it on females. Wait. Hold on, Ben. Make a noise. Yeah, that is kind of male plastic surgery. Males, I'm just not used to it on males, um, whenever I see them at Starbucks, they just kind of creep me out. I mean, you're used to it. You don't even notice half the time. I was going to say, Ron, you live in West Hollywood and you're not used to it? It's just, no, I'm still not used to it. It never looks right. It looks creepy. I think, you know, I'm from that whole double standard, you know, I grew up with that double standard of like men look better as they age and women don't, you know, like women are always complaining like, well, how come men can get away with it? Like that's always been in my mind. So I'm like, oh, I'm getting older. So it's like I'm older and fatter. It's better. Someone just posted a picture of me on Facebook today from when I'm like 20. I'm all skinny, have hair. I was horrified and it made me want to get my surgery, but then I was like, wait a second. I don't want you to ever have hair. I can't imagine you with hair. I don't like that. Yeah. I was like, oh, skinny with hair. And then I was like, no, I look better because I'm older and fatter. Right? Right. I think also that the, the science of male plastic surgery has not been perfected. It's like it's not that the female plastic surgery has been, but I feel like they're probably more cases of female plastic surgery. And so there are some like better uses for it. We're not better uses, but there's better practices. And I feel like the, the male plastic surgery tends to be pretty like intense and severe. It's like, oh, and it just looks, it looks, it looks, it looks like Rob Lowe from behind the candelabra. It just never properly settles. Yes. And also women have had to spend their whole life worrying about vanity, like women have to shave their legs and their armpits. They have to do their hair. They got to do their makeup. They've always had to go through all the shit. Wait, excuse me. I have to do all of the gay men do. I don't. I shave once a week. I mean, I shower, but I barely even iron my clothes before I go out. I don't have to do makeup hair and all of a sudden. Is this going to shock you as an only child? I've never ironed in my entire life. I have no idea how to do it. That is shocking and sad. Isn't that what I was going to, I was going to make an Ashley joke, but I feel like she's off. No. Well, you might feel guilty about it, but I don't think she's off limits, but yeah, I've never ironed. Yeah. That is a shock. So what do you do? Go to the dry cleaner or fluffin fold and make them do my laundry. Wow, Matt, we may have to give you a tutorial. I mean, I would say if you don't have to learn it, don't learn it. I mean, that's ridiculous. Yeah. I didn't have to learn it until I got out on my own. No, you need Matt. You need to find a good man. He's going to do it for you. Romana did me just fine as a child, y'all, but it's an adult. No. Unfortunately, this is not a border town. People won't just do your laundry for $10 a day. That's going to be the title of your debut record. Unfortunately, this is not a border town. I'm sorry, but that will be like that's a billboard hit, right? I have to say I miss El Paso, Texas. I loved it there. There's a show called The Bridge about a serial killer on the border and it takes place in El Paso. And then, you know, they make it look even more dumpy and ghetto than it really is. And I miss it. I miss that dumpy ghetto. I love you, El Paso. And I love you, $10 mains. I miss talking about Bravo. Do you miss? I was going to say I miss old El Paso. Yes, also. Oh, I was going to get a rope. I was going to well, I'll I'll rope us back into talking about Bravo. So the two other items on my list are Adrian Maloof, apparently, former cast member of The Real Housewife of Beverly Hills is opening up a restaurant down the block from Lisa Vanderpump's Villa Blanca. And she thinks that she's going to take Lisa's business. What do we think? That was announced right before the reunion when she was fighting and trying to gang up on Lisa. And it failed. And she's spending all this money on a stupid fight that no one cares about. Huff rhymes with Maloof. Get over yourself. No one's calling you a horse, even though you have a horse face. Shut up, Adrian Maloof. Stop spending all your money trying to fight with somebody. Use your brain. If you can't fight with words, don't fucking fight with terrible restaurants. We've got enough of them. You should fight when in doubt fight with the tinsel in your hair. That will always win. I would never eat there because I would be afraid, first of all, for all the tanner that's fallen into my food. Not let alone the tinsel. The tinsel in your hair. You're assuming that Adrian herself would be cooking. And we saw her water pouring soap into the chicken breast. But we know that Chef Bernie would be the mastermind in that kitchen. Well, we know he says too because Lisa said so, and that's what started their whole fight in the first place, was Bernie can't cook, right? Yeah. And I don't think that Bernie can cook either. I'm not rooting for Adrian Maloof here. But I will say I have been to Villa Blanca, and it's kind of disgusting and tacky and dirty. I went to Villa Blanca and, you know, it is tacky. It's just like, when you overdone whiteness. When you make everything white like that, it's bound to show stains immediately. I know. And it looks stained. It looks well worn. I'll put it that way. It looks like Adrian Maloof has been there about five times over, just smeared skid marks everywhere. Yeah. That's the name of a restaurant. That's the name of Adrian. It's just skid. It's skid. It's skid. It's skid. It's skid. Okay. So what else? What other gossip? And then rumor has it that this season, you know, they're filming New York right now, Real Housewives of New York. And they're saying that Ramona and the Countess have patched things up and that they're moving forward as pals. I do not like this. As everybody knows, I am super team Countess, and I hate Ramona, and I do not want them playing nice. You know what happened in 1994, I believe? I believe that, like, the sign came out, and it was amazing. And aside from that, I believe that, like, Yasser Arafat, like, shook hands with, like, Yitzhak Raveen or something like that. And there was a piece of air release. Okay. So let me finish this. So there was a piece of air release. Know your audience, Ben. Know your audience. There's a piece of air release, and everyone was happy, and you know what happened? It all fell to shit. Okay. So Ramona and Luann being friends, I give this all about five minutes. That's the last. Well, Luann and Ramona have to become friends again, because they're the only two OGs. The rest of them are these new chicks who are already probably trying to kick them out of filming. Ramona's annoying as hell to be around. Everyone hates her. They're probably trying to get rid of her, like, trying not to film with her. And, you know, no one wants to shoot with Luann either, because she was starting all the stupid bullshit last year that no one cared about. But if you think that they're probably bonding against the new girls, you know? But if you hang out with Luann, at least you have a chance of showing or ending up, you know, almost dead in the bushes. I mean, that sounds like a fun night, right? You could be an extra in a Pichanga Casino video. That's all you are. You might be able to... I know with Luann, maybe one of your designer friends might get a big plug in "Life and Style" magazine, page 45. That's true. I was doing her a favor, darling. I think Luann and Ramona, I want them to fight, because they have the most epic, wonderful girls, and they're so uncomfortable, because the things that Ramona says are so nasty, but the way the Countess will then take his past regrets and remarks and hurl them back. It gets me all hot and bothered. I was just so upset, because at the beginning, before they started filming this season, the rumor was that Countess was going to be downgraded, which threw my life into a tail spin. I don't know what that race is about my life, but anyway, I was really freaking out about that. I hear that Luann is fully immersed, and I'll take her however I can get her, even if that means she is patching things up with remotional. You know what I think about all that? I don't care. I'm still not over the last season yet. These seasons have gotten so long that by the time they're done, I feel beat up, I feel sad and depressed, and I need the recovery time. I don't want to hear about those bitches until they're back. That's the way I feel at the end of every podcast. Let's have another show every week. What else? What's next? Where are we starting, kids? We've got to start on Orange County, I believe. Do these ladies bring a reunion or what? They know how to bring it. It was fantastic. It was that perfect balance of being petty, shrill, and angry without being too bitter and mean, like the New York reunion sometimes, so it was like wonderful. What are you talking about? It got mean fast. But like, fun mean, you know, fun mean, not like, not like bitter or fun mean. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was very met with fieldy. Okay, great. I think they've really perfected that whole art of just denying everything and lying over and over again, even when they're caught in their lives on TV. That was the entire thing. Everybody just lying about everything and getting totally caught but still lying about it. Especially Vicki. So Gretchen and Vicki probably tied in this first part for lying the most, getting caught in their lie and then sticking to their lie even though they just got caught lying. But you know what though, Vicki though emerged at the hour as like a winner because she went up against Laurie and Laurie was the worst liar of them all. So Vicki looked all right. I begged to differ. I begged to differ. The only good thing that came out of Vicki being on this reunion is that her plastic surgery has finally settled a little bit but she did not look terrible, I'm going to give her that. Oh, I thought her face looked good. In fact, I think that the buzz on our Facebook page is that her face looked pretty good. Oh my God. She couldn't even, she was like this the whole time. It's like her eyes open and separate. She's like, now you listen here Laurie. It's like, can you keep, can you just keep them both open at the same time? I can't even look at you. No, it was an improvement. Having one eye closed was an improvement for Vicki. I liked it. And also blanc from the Golden Girls wore that color of like five out of ten episodes. Oh snap. All right. That's the old lady peach, she needs to stop with that. Shut up Vicki. She is an old lady. Well, listen, I mean, where do we even start? I have to tell you the argument out of all the arguments that we saw. Please, please, please, please, please. The one that I know, it's going to be your favorite one, Matt. The one that got me the dialed up the most that had the most, I wrote most notes about was Heather versus Lydia. Lydia, who I thought was kind of random and dumb all season, but cute and hilarious at the same time, did what I have been begging on this podcast and pleading for for the past six weeks where I kept saying, I'm just praying that when we get to the reunion, somebody puts Heather in her place and Lydia came through for me. I don't even care what happens in the next two hours. She put Heather on blast and made Heather look like an asshole, more of an asshole than Heather already is. Exactly. I didn't even do it in a mean or aggressive way. She just sort of like plainly put Heather in her place and Heather tried to put Lydia in her place, but Heather just comes off as like an awful woman. You know what? Heather is the sort of woman that makes chauvinist pigs call her the C-word, like, I'm sorry. Like, when chauvinist pigs refer to C-words, she's the one that makes it bad for all the other women. They're going to make a sequel to the movie She's the One starring Heather. It's called She's the One, The Big Seed. Heather's that girl when you're catering that's like hires you and she's like, Hi, how are you? And you're like, I'm okay. And she's like, why was the staff talking to me? Yeah. She's just a horrible, horrible snotty human being who's never done anything to earn any of her money at all. Right. And she pops up, she pops up babies for a rich guy and thinks that gives her a right to treat everybody else like crap. Shut up, Heather. Can we break? Yeah. Go ahead. I'm ready to break it. I wrote all these nice notes about it. Okay. I'll let you start. Okay. So, her first, but Heather's first moment of awfulness happened when Lydia was talking about clarifying her relationship with Alexis because there was this whole thing about, well, were Alexis and Lydia really good friends or were they not good friends? And Alexis thought, Alexis was offended because she thought she and Lydia were really good friends and that Lydia had that downplayed difference. So, she's offended because Lydia didn't go to that dinner and start standing up for Alexis against all of these girls when she was just cast and they met each other two times. Excuse me. So, wait, I was going to say, I actually kind of understand where Alexis is overly sensitive we get this, but, you know, I understand where she was coming from. My problem is it's none of Heather's fucking business. Yes. So, that's what happens is, so, Alexis says, we've actually gone to dinner, you know, we've gone to dinner and stuff like this. And Heather turns to, Lydia says, you didn't tell me that. Like, who the fuck cares, Heather? Like, was this like some conspiracy, like, Heather has to be, like, kept on, like, the top level of, like, security access of Lydia and Alexis's relationship? Absolutely not. Yeah, and not only that, but she did tell her, we saw the clip of her telling her. And then during that clip, it's not during the clip, but during that episode, as far as I can remember, Heather was saying things like, well, I think you should know that if you're coming into a group of girls, this is how we feel about her and you need to know that before you come into this group. It's like, really, really, what do they call it, large Marge in the prison, who like rakes girls for their cigarettes? That's hard. Yeah. Sidebar, Ben, did you just say absolutely not and not say it the proper way? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Quad is in the house, ladies and gentlemen. So then, we then sort of, like, floated into covergate, which is when Lydia did not have Heather on the cover of her magazine. So Heather's still really mad. And so then, but she goes, she says that what really pissed her off was not that she wasn't selected to be on the cover, but that Lydia and Lydia's husband dug then laughed at them for asking to be on the cover. And it's like, when they showed the clip, it's like, they weren't laughing at you, like, ha, ha, ha, how silly of her to ask about it. They were laughing because it's probably like, of course, like, you know, like, of course, everyone wants to be on the cover, like, you know, like, how annoying that we don't have to deal with this. Like, that's what that laugh read to me like, but of course, Heather takes it as a directed insult to her. What did you guys think about that? I hate Heather. That's all I have to say. I absolutely hate her guts. I think Heather sucks. And then my favorite part was when Andy Cohen was like, well, you did put Lisa Vanderpump on the cover. And then Lydia goes on to say, well, she's a bigger, more famous star. Yeah. And she said, look at other, look at their IMDB pages. She rates higher. She's got a higher rate. And then Heather's like, and that was like, little rude comments like that. It's like, it wasn't rude. It was like a real thing. Like, I'm sorry, Heather. You were not as famous as Lisa Vanderpump. Like, Lisa Vanderpump at the very least has been on more seasons of Real Housewives. She has her own spinoff show. She's well-regarded. People like her. You know, I'm sorry, Heather. You got nothing. You got nothing. That's a big difference, Ben. It doesn't matter what TV shows you've been on. It doesn't matter what the ratings for Hot in Cleveland were versus the ratings for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. People like Lisa Vanderpump, and nobody likes Heather Dubrow, the end. Yeah. Exactly. And in the magazine, Lydia did end up putting them in the magazine and giving them a 10-page spread, which I thought they would only do if they got the cover, A, so they're blue. That whole stupid story. And B, Heather gets all pissed off because Lydia gave herself a bigger spread with two more pages, and Heather's response was, yeah, but it wasn't the cover. Boo, yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, the other thing is actual leadership just says, you know, the magazine's called Beverly Hills Magazine, Beverly Hills Lifestyle, and Lisa Vanderpump lives in Beverly Hills, and she's part of like Beverly Hills. That's all she actually really needed to say. But what I really, here's what I really appreciated. All right. I enjoy it. So Heather's trying to then bust Lydia and say, well, you know what, you got 10 pages. And I just, I think it's funny. I think we should like, I don't, I think we should just laugh at it. And I don't see why you, Lydia, can't laugh at the sort of the ridiculousness of the situation that you've got 10 pages, you know, when Mountain Roll only got eight pages. Like why can't you just laugh at that? Okay. And then later on, says the woman who has never laughed in her life. Yeah. And when Lydia makes a joke, Heather is like, well, that wasn't funny. That wasn't funny. That wasn't funny. Well, whatever happened to the woman who was saying, you can't just like laugh at that. Why can't you just laugh at the absurdity? See, I'm glad that you guys finally realized that Heather is just as much of a hypocrite as Vicki Gunvilleson because she is and she's actually the worst ever. Yeah. Well, she's not worse than Vicki because Heather actually doesn't do anything like Vicki's worst because she actually has a life outside of like being a frigid bitch at home. And so her, her hypocrite, her hypocriticalality, her hypocriticalness is way more entertaining. Yeah, hypocrisy. Thank you. It's because we're talking about it. And a, and a must. How do you say that word? I'm not set out. And I'm not. I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. And I'm not. everybody like having sex with 12 guys like yeah that's like that's a trendy number right now making out to 12 with 12 guys on New Year's as friends like it's a number 12 it's probably what every list on like BuzzFeed is right now the 12 blacks I know the 12 Donkey Cox at Vicky ingested during the phone so anyway that the Heather and Lydia argument then goes into situations vlogs situation where I guess in this Mexico bachelorette party the day after the strippers came in Lydia made a joke like hey everyone are we still classy this morning which to me is sound like a totally fine little joke it's like nothing it's like it wouldn't even stick in my brain it's like a joke like we were all like ladies it's it's so purely and obviously a joke right but Heather got so offended by that and here's here's the real you can't just laugh at that you can't just laugh at that oh go on dear Heather you decided to go on the real housewives of Orange County at that point your classy level plummeted so now that you're being seen in a room with strippers on reality TV like why are you really concerned what any of us think you've already put your entire life out there for all of us to see so guess what shut the fuck up you know at the at its core Heather is extremely insecure you know so when Lydia makes a joke about like are we still classy Heather takes it extremely personally because she thinks it's an attack based on her and she thinks that because she's like incredibly insecure same thing about this cover when she thinks that her laughing at her and she claims it's because she's like you know insignificant it's like no it's not about that like shut down your inflated sense of self-worth and just be realistic for a moment and take some of your own medicine and laugh at the things that deserve to be laughed at well also it's just so ridiculous that she would request the cover in the first place like how fucking rude like I asked you to be nice if you would want to show your house off in my magazine and get some publicity and then you have the nerve to say not less is the cover the fuck out of here I actually think that's why Lydia and her husband were laughing because they thought like how that's it was bizarre that somebody who doesn't know them would immediately make that request which by the way is laughable yeah there are a few other amazing barbs though that were thrown between the two I mean when Heather was like would you like me to pop a vein I thought that was a good line but that was a good line Lydia trumpture though by going like okay princess yeah that was great too well because because stupid Heather she doesn't just say I'm sorry she says oh well then I guess I'm sorry I'm sorry fine I'm sorry but it's not like a real sorry so she's like I said I'm sorry and she's like I'm Lydia I love it Lydia she's like yeah it's like yeah it's obviously sorry yeah but Andy trying to stir the pot with that was hilarious he just kept trying to back Lydia into a corner and she wasn't gonna have that so you know I normally don't like to go with the people that Andy Cohen backs but if he's backing Lydia what she clearly is I'm on board yeah well it was also hilarious watching Vicki and Tamara look like proud grandmothers as they watched Lydia fight Heather that was hysterical they kept cutting to them and they're like trip tear single tear falling down they were all proud of her single happy tear yeah single grandma tear okay so let's start with the first fight which was everyone's mean to Gretchen yeah okay I love this because this all went back again to Gretchen's affair that she had on the old man when he was dying of cancer in the hospital in season four we're back we're back to this this bullshit again vintage it's totally but the reason that we're back to it is because Tamara is so evil she makes friends with somebody and then says the meanest things so during that OC 100 episode Tamara's on camera like well you know time Gretchen had a problem because we all saw around town doing things that she was denying it's like why do you need to bring that up you know yeah so that of course Andy brings that up and Gretchen starts her whole how she didn't cheat but then we get to well but I mean I never said I didn't kiss him I did kiss him but it was on New Year's like it's 12 other guys who cares I sit on everyone but they just passed me around right that's calling me a whore it's like that because you're because you are I mean you're being passed around on New Year's in the bikini by 12 guys your whore well but they turn that into a 20-minute segment I have to say you know like this season I'm really hitting on Gretchen but I actually maintain the same party line that I had many years ago in this debacle first service which is that I think a it's none of Tamara's business and she should shut up about it be like she Tamara probably does not know the full story and I actually have always believed Gretchen when she said there's this guy like I've had like I've had to get restraining orders because he stalk he stalked me if this guy calls up Tamara and says you know I love discretion this is the full story that I don't have to question this guy like why would he like what sort of mental status the end that he has to call this random one he doesn't even know to tell all this information to him why do you believe it on face value that's I think what's so annoying about this oh my god Tamara showed up with all these like pictures printed off of her computer printer home with her bailiff Alexis whipping a map from behind the couch I'm going to be organized for her I mean I saw the pictures never even saw the pictures for all you know they're like why weren't they showing them because they would show them flipping through them but the camera would never point to them because I think I think they knew that like no one really cared and because they're probably like they're probably not enough information on there to like you know in to truly tell me they'd have to get permission from the guy who's got a restraining order again or who has a restraining order against him too they can't just show his picture after her making out with my my favorite was Vicki's Vicki's her her line of logic was to go Jeff is dead he's dead and I like what Vicki was also then complaining about Gretchen saying like she's making Tamara not she makes us look like we're idiots I'm like listen no offense Gretchen's not the one making it right you started that a long time ago by yourself yeah I need any help and then if anybody looked like an idiot it was Gretchen for wearing that fucking crazy ass like I don't even know where you would buy such a garment yeah I didn't even know what it wasn't even like it was like she would like walked through a piece of fabric in a windstorm and like wrapped around her you know she's like okay you know yeah she was like one of the hookers and best little whorehouse in Texas about to kill herself is that a movie from the 70s spoiler alert man I just can't I can't I can't give you gay college every show you're gonna eventually have to like do do something other than sucking a wiener to call yourself a gay watch some musicals wow that was my stand I just took it I just took it wow I think that you should start a tumbler called gay college because I would be your first subscriber uh I also loved the whole Vicki was hilarious in this one because she just lied about everything so Vicki are you and Don divorced yet well uh yeah well no well yeah I mean yeah no no yeah but she can't fully get rid of Don because they enjoy swinging together too much there are too many swingers clubs that they have yet to attend as a couple so they cannot break up she's just such a liar and then what was the other thing uh Vicki she doesn't hate anyone that's all yeah that was her thing look I don't hate Alexis I wish only the best for Alexis and Alexis is like I don't know she's like well you know I mean of course you're a business you're a business oh you're in Gretchen you mean Gretchen what did I say Alexis oh god they're all the same county they're all I feel like an eating like I can't watch that one they all look the same let's come out that's kind of how I feel that's kind of how I feel when I go to the Abbey I just like what I just I just like when Vicki was like I never used that word I I never would you get like really placid and how amazing was that I never I never so wait what was the what was the word in question Gretchen says the c word because Gretchen's like what do you mean you don't wish me harm you're always calling me the c word in text I think that it was actually the other I got the impression that it was the other c word not the short one but the longer one what's that what it was longer than that cocksucker trying to kill a fravelish I don't know I thought I actually thought it was see sucker a seer sucker what's wrong we're talking about seer sucker suits yeah seer sucker anyway but the point is what ever since when have you been embarrassed to say cocksucker because I I've been the one who said the word fuck on this video cast like five times already and nobody else has cursed and so I didn't want to say another word well we like to say classy how did you bro I don't pretend that I'm classy I talk like a sailor but um anyway so Gretchen clearly out for this but the my favorite part my favorite part of the term she said when Tamara was like Vicki can you just admit it I have the text right here yeah I know like I don't just admit that you say horrible words and that you hate Gretchen just admit it and then she's like well she made me tap maybe Tamara made me say it Vicki Vicki was clearly intoxicated wasn't she I'm convinced she's well she's had a little bit too much that Vicki's vodka it's much bacon vodka some blood everybody bloodies um well I totally agreed with Gretchen that it's okay when Tamara and Vicki go off saying all this stuff but then they jump they jump all over Gretchen for doing it I think that's so true the thing is Gretchen it's like you're with Slade I think that if you weren't with Slade you would you'd have a leg to stand on but right now no one can respect you you're with a misogynist asshole who's living off of your money and not paying for his kid like sorry that's just how it is good about her boyfriend and nothing rubs Vicki um the wrong way more than something like that so if Gretchen ever wants to be in Vicki's good graces which again she doesn't need to be but that's the only way to get back into Vicki's world is to get rid of Slade well and I love that Vicki's like I'm so happy for everyone I mean I'm happy for her that she's got somebody you know I mean so it makes me mad and I hate her and I want her dead but I'm you know at the end of the day I'm happy for her it's like you're not happy for her I will say I was a witch Vicki and and Gretchen had an amazing spat moment when they just at one point just screamed at each other just they made these noises Vicki said something and then and uh and Gretchen said something like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna rent you something I've never done no and so I actually put that on mine and I'll show it to you in case you didn't in case you're not following him fine he said vlog um here's what you're missing Can you see it? Can you show y'all? Yes keep playing it can you hear it too? Yes okay make it stop now make it stop make it stop this is to me I said this is every single episode of The Real Housewives in the history of this press stop stop it sounds like a kennel oh god then stop wait wait guys guys guys guys guys it's transfixing whoa I'm crying all right actually fine it actually stopped itself fine was like I can I can do this no more maximum amount of ways it was great it was a great moment for me and for social media um well Ben earlier in this podcast uh you alluded to um being team Vicki in the fight that she had with Laurie Peterson um and if I could I would reach across this podcast and slap your face because why would you ever be anything other than team Laurie wearing Peterson uh because team Laurie the crack grandma as in she's the grandmother to a crack baby sorry she um wait wait pause we can't talk about Ashley having a stroke but we can talk about a crack baby to clarify yeah yeah because that was you know yeah of course okay when weren't the stories that Laurie just dropped off that crack baby at the hospital so more and left it yeah she probably like took back a bundle of money instead of be like this'll be my baby now a bundle of money will be my baby listen Laurie here's here's the thing okay a bundle of money will be my baby and my and my crib will be the saint regis yeah that's just like I'll trade you for just a sack of gauze okay so given given that all these women come like fudge the truth etc etc you know it's it's hard to know where the truth is probably nowhere at this reunion but um the truth is this when I actually believe Vicki's explanation about this crazy letter that she got and I believe that Vicki handled it wrong and incorrectly and I also believe it was years ago and Laurie should have gotten over it and the truth is that Laurie did come on to be smurched Vicki's good name to be smurched Vicki's caliente sign in her kitchen and I'm sorry like I believe Laurie was more malicious in her intent than Vicki was there's no denying that Laurie was malicious and she took a paycheck to come on to the show but she wouldn't admit it she would not admit it and I feel like Vicki was showed more credibility you just you just spent the past ten minutes complaining about how Vicki doesn't ever um you know stand up to you know actually what she does and admit to things why should Laurie Peterson well but I'm sick Laurie Peterson doesn't have to if she doesn't want to but if Vicki's going to and Laurie's not going to I'm going to say that Vicki is to me I'm going to start with Vicki in that argument you know it's as simple as that if I sense that someone is taking accountability and someone is not then I'm gonna take a look at the person who's taking the least amount of accountability and accountability either Vicki said oh well you know I didn't know what to do with this information so I talked to Gina about it oh really you don't know what she said you know with it come on now at least she said you know what I handled it wrong I'm sorry but it was also seven years ago she has a point okay Laurie meanwhile I was like I just came on here you know like I came on here and that's what I know Vicki had said if Vicki had said look I got some hot gossip from your ex-mother-in-law and instead of telling you I ran to the girls and told everybody about it and that was wrong but that's not what she said she's like well I don't know I just didn't know what to do with that I needed someone to talk to so I talked to it's like she said I believe that she would have done that I believe that she would have gone to Gina and been like oh my god because that means I mean no she would have been a real friend if that happened between us and you didn't call me and say Ronnie some the mom of your ex-boyfriend is like I mean I don't even know Ronnie this is getting really hard to imagine but if that happened and you went you went to like Matt and spread it around in the email I would fucking murder you that you wouldn't call Ronnie I'm sorry but as you push me to it so I have a letter here that was written by your mother and she has the following say my son is disowned he's an awful person and he had to tell the end so fine well thank you Matt thank you thank you for telling me about it and not spreading it around an email forward if you did for that email to me I would be Gina and I would tell everybody and then go to the OC Gazette and let them know everything and I believe that they put my name is anonymous by the way and believe Matt on this because we once had a hilarious scenario like three years ago when we had a friend we have two friends one of whom what are you talking about I'm nervous don't don't tell don't tell me I'm not naming names it was hilarious so we have two friends who are both journalists okay and one friend told the other one as a joke that I didn't like him this is a joke and this friend freaked out so this guy he calls me he's like is it true you don't like me I was like no why did you get bad but she's like well so and so said you don't like me I was like what so I go to Matt and I'm like Matt why is so and so I think you believe this so and so I was just told you know the other person that I don't like him and that's like oh my god that's crazy you know so it's like really like he's a you know he's a real asshole I was like I know and then like I get a call from so-and he's like hey Matt just told me that you were talking about me why she has come to me I was like oh my god this is crazy and then the three of us all went up to there and left about it so basically I have no idea what you were talking about right now you don't remember that story oh my god I was like the point is is that Ben is basically Lori he just admitted that he would do what Lori did do I get a ball do I at least get to be genius no no I said what Vicki did I did what Vicki did which was that that's what I mean you did what Vicki did that's wrong you shouldn't have done that you should have called the other guy and said oh my god where now where you know I'm gonna know I'm gonna know no here because here's the thing it's like am I going to sometimes you want to talk to a friend to find out how should I handle this how should I approach this how do I like what tone should I do like should I read an email should call me like it's okay to consult your friend about something okay that's ugly put it away that's his team I'm on but you know what though but you know sometimes like when you consult a friend that friend goes and blabs to everyone whether it's you know that's like writing it on your Facebook page I mean yeah but here's the other thing when your friend hosts a podcast about gossiping about TV and also one biggest gossip in high school you should fucking know better well if I didn't know my friend was like that when I confided in him then yes that's my that's my fault but it's also an accident and therefore man I won't confide in you about person X and Y ever again do they even matter to us anymore yeah a little bit your friends are tiring Wow hey I have a question that was not a yes and if you pull down that guitar off your wall and play us a little ditty I don't play that I got that at Target for $10 I was gonna say if you hang that on the wall to like impress dudes so they'll like come over and get it oh it's horrible actually it's the worst thing I ever did because people are like playing me something I only got it because I was gonna learn how to play guitar and I live in such a shoe box there's nowhere to put it so I don't get on the wall but it someday I will learn to play damn it we're gonna start a band so wait sorry I was going to go back to the reunion here for a moment the band reunion about Laurie though I wanted to talk about Laurie the other thing that was ridiculous that she said was that she was never employed by Vicki I mean come on now people Laurie yeah Laurie is just battle liars the rest of them and it's it was and Heather did have a good point her story keeps changing she's like well you know he's dating this underage stripper and then maybe she's 21 and then maybe she's not a stripper maybe it's just they saw each other at a poker game and then maybe Vicki was having sex with people in bed but maybe she wasn't and then maybe Laurie was in the room the whole time watching a movie with them and couldn't remember like Laurie's obviously lying but I do appreciate the attempt to bring bent down Vicki you know I don't think that Laurie is necessarily lying about everything I mean she kind of did screw up at the end where you know she she didn't make herself look amazing on the reunion but I mean Vicki has admitted that she and done both she did on each other repeatedly throughout their time together so why would we really not believe that Vicki was banging every busboy in on delays we've seen her I mean that trip to Cabo we saw Vicki flirting with all those guys and then we saw Vicki on another trip with Brianna and the insurance team you'll start scratching yourself it sounds like I'm doing dirty things and during this podcast so we've seen that Vicki's a total hoe but the thing with Vicki admitting that she cheated on Don that didn't happen until a whole lot of I never won I never would have how dare you I never and then suddenly was although I've admitted that I cheated on Don and he went what went what what she Vicki thinks that because she admitted that she and Don both cheated during their relationship that gives her a free pass for everything going forward and everything in the past and I think that is complete bullshit well they're all liars and there's nobody to call them on it you know they just tell the same thing over and over again lie and lie and lying and Lori was the same she was just going no no it's that over talking thing where they don't stop they just no no no no no no no no no no no and then no one can win then they just break the commercial and show a clip of something really boring like remember when Lydia was on a boat with her husband eating dinner and doing armpit farts wow okay good times good times okay what else happened on our age oh see yeah why why was Alexis even there I don't know but I'm sure the producers were wondering the same thing who do you thinks coming back next year do you think Alexis stands a chance no she's done she's done right do you guys think that do you does Lori have a chance of coming back or was Lori there just to stir up this season and then she's gone again I think he was trying to bring her back but Vicki's not gonna film with her so if Vicki's not gonna film with her then she can't really be back like Vicki kind of has that much control I agree I think you're right do you think that Brianna has a chance of becoming a full-timer then let's talk about article I just moved into a new house and it is really hard to find quality furniture that honestly I can afford without feeling terribly 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org slash protect I don't think she would because she's cut she probably feels like she really fucked up in life by being on there and putting her husband on there because those two are being attacked all over the place they are not looking good so do you think that we're just gonna have Vicki and Tamara and Gretchen Heather and Lydia as the five or do you think they're gonna go cast somebody else I think they'll bring in another I think they'll bring in a Alexis replacement OC needs six the only one that's getting away with five is Jersey but I hate Jersey at this point and I want to talk about it today because it's so boring to me but OC OC needs a sixth for sure absolutely I'm looking at myself I'm looking at Facebook I'm looking at some of the questions of the comments I like what Kitty you was you you you she says does Lisa Vanderpump know Sarah Rue very good points that's that I think that means that Heather really does she was a Malibu country let's see what else Kelly Big Red posted the letter exclusive the smoking gun letter said to Vicki Gumbelson from the mother-in-law the ex-mother-in-law dear Vicki I want to thank you for taking my call today oh my god this is a long letter Kelly Big Red Jesus okay I can't read this whole thing all right give us some highlights we need some highlights come on I'm concerned for Lori because it's only a matter of time before she too experiences the real George Peterson the George Peterson whom this family is known for many years over the years I've watched George ruin the lives of innocent women and their children without remorse he destroyed the life of my eldest granddaughter Gina's first daughter from a previous marriage when I would come to visit I had to leave the room on many occasions while George be little batchered and chiseled away bit by bit Adrian self-esteem his relentless outburst would last for hours on end well first of all her name is spelled A-D-R-I-E-A-N Adrian that bitch deserved to get yell at she can't even spell her own name he's probably trying to stop her from walking into the street and getting hit by a bus sounds stupid to me and also this sounds like a really bored grandmother who writes letters to people on TV trying to bash other people stop it stop it grandma but thanks for posting this letter yeah all right so should we move on to me I mean season for last I thought that was my interpretation jammy so how do you guys like the new way that they're shooting this so I love it I mean we saw we saw some of this last season - it's just been amped up a little bit more but I I love this with the glamorous telenovela look that they're giving it here here's my thing it's Miami do it in Miami you don't have to do this and nobody needs to worry that this is gonna happen for all the different iterations of this franchise let Miami who is the lowest rated try and do something different in order to gain a few more viewers so that we can keep it on for additional seasons if Miami starts to tank this year it's gonna go away and we don't want it to go away people so get with the program realize that it's kind of fun kind of like the last season or two of the hills where it was over the top ridiculous and guess what I missed the hills yeah an alternate ending was released yesterday the hills each dubs yeah sorry thanks I'm on top of it but here's the thing like it makes sense from Miami should look glamorous and sexy and colorful much the same way as whenever they show the the B-roll and the stock footage of New Jersey it looks like brown and dead and ugly and awful it just makes sense okay it just matches the territory so so when me and they're setting all those shots up anyway they do it on every show so why not just do it with a better HD camera and a little color correction and some music playing I say I am so for it because I actually really enjoy the way it looks it's like beautiful and it's like it's like sumptuous and it makes you want to be there you know I know some people on our Facebook page were complaining because they say that it makes the show even more authentic and they really watch these shows hoping that they you know have some some sort of realness to them which by the way people that is not the case so sorry about that but you know I love it like the whole state like the opening to me was just ridiculous and Leah is waiting by the jet in her white Mercedes to pick up Joanna I was just like I felt like I was in a prime time soap opera like like fucking Falcon crest and you know all of my like gay tingles were going off every second of it but then at the same time it's totally undercut because then when Joanna gets out and is kissing Roman Leah's in the back seat be like so speaking of Leah so they're clearly setting up that the big rips and the backbone of the season is gonna be despite between Leah and Adriana wherein Adriana was revealed to have been married since 2008 okay and Leah sort of like well I bought your art I did all this stuff I supported you and now is a single mother has a single mother and now I'm finding out all this stuff and this is a real this is an actual real fight for me you know Ryan and I we saw Leah and Matt he saw Leah a few days after us like she really there's some real stuff going on between her and Adriana when we saw Leah she was like oh I hope she bases like I hope I don't get like the bitch at it like I hope I'm not like the villain what do you think do you think this is you think the production is pushing us pro Leah or pro Adriana I actually think it's kind of split down the middle because as much as you want to try and give Leah the bitch at it Adriana is so crazy the way she acts with everybody in her life including her husband that I don't really think that Leah has too much to worry about because Adriana is gonna dick her own grave I agree I felt like you know the show opened with Leah Leah got the first word in so she painted the view Adriana and those girls sort of got the last word because Leah didn't show up at that that little get together at the end but that being said you know we saw Leah's Leah's take on it first that colors it for us and then when we finally see Adriana she shows up late you know they're it's like it's all in like a negative view we're not seeing her as like a victim of such and such it's so I think that Adriana is actually going to get the bad at it do you guys think that Leah is justified in being upset about this I mean she was really close to Adriana it's not about this it's not about this I don't think at all I don't I think that this is just something she's using is like and then I found out you were married you know I don't think that this is actually even why she's pissed she's pissed because of the reunion and they showed it she's pissed because all the girls ganged up on her and instead of and instead of having her back Adriana just let them gang up on her and then like kind of kicked her while she was down so I don't think I don't think Leah cares and I I don't think I don't think the whole being married thing as much as I think she does care I think it's just something for her to hang on to in the fight and also I don't think it's about the editing where I think so far this season it's gonna be about gangs of girls I mean yeah Lisa even said it those girls are like a gang and they are they will take anybody down that they don't like and they will help each other do it and I think the Leah is smart though Leah is a smart woman and she's also confident and what and Richard and all those other girls so like in a way four girls versus versus one Leah is still kind of like Leah still may even have the edge so you know I say that you know I really dislike Joanna and I really hated her in season two which is her debut season yeah I do like that Joanna seems to have Leah's back a little bit here she you know they are a gang of girls but I do I do think that Joanna could prove beneficial to Leah in some weird way I think so I think so listen I think whether you know whether Leah really cares about you know Adrian's past or not like I would find that upsetting personally and so and here's the thing I got a text from a friend and this text really really really is the exact thing that I thought when I was watching I'm gonna pull it up right now it has to do with a fight with Adriana and Frederick on the yacht that happened in the first part yeah she goes my friend says can I share a Miami theory I think Adriana and Freddie staged that fight to reinforce the back story that the marriage license stopped there no wedding because he called it up fight seemed scripted and stupid and that Liamitation was a non-sequitur anyway they're done but no that's exactly right and it was so obvious if that's what it was doing and she's yelling at Frederick and saying oh this is your fault and now I'm embarrassed with all of my friends no bit it's your fault that you live for all of these years not yeah like she's trying to rewrite history and then she goes and oh it's not they weren't really married it was a marriage license that you got married at City Hall shut up yeah we're married you do this because she knew that this season was all gonna be about Joanna getting married to Romaine lettuce and she wanted to have a rival wedding or what what is the point it's not like Adriana it's not that Adriana's her Adriana was never in jeopardy of not being on a future season if it were to be greenlit and it was greenlit so why would she need to do this always been her storyline that she's gonna get married to Frederick that's been her storyline since the first episode and also she's been telling people I've been married and she's waiting for a big TV wedding but did she open like did she force it knowing that Joanna was definitely gonna get married on season three and she wanted to come probably probably but she also yeah I would say so but look you know she's shifty you know because she's acting like well you know it's just a it's just it's just a license on paper like that's you know that's it it's not like a real like not a real life it's not a real like marriage but at the same time is like well but you are getting tax breaks and someone on our Facebook page mentioned like it's not just like oh we just happen have a license that's it like you're totally benefiting from it all this time don't act like you can single all this I mean don't feel married but you feel a real married when you get a good tax return because of it well that's that well my question is if she was married and it was a legit marriage and what was she doing sleeping on the floor of our gallery with her son I don't get that good exactly what she just in a fight and she ran out of the house like I don't get any of it but she's obviously lying and Lee is maybe a little too but heard about it but well I don't know I think those girls are gonna get up on Lee a big and now I love that and then Anna all of a sudden in the beginning we see Anna who we all hate now there's like well I don't care I don't think it's a big deal who cares like it's not a big deal to me like okay so you're so you're not like so you're not like you're technically married but you said you were like who cares I like where is this like this Anna who suddenly is casual about things you know what the reunion she was like she's getting mad at Leah because you know oh Leah you used to be like an Avon lady you never talk to people about that so all of a sudden it's like it's it's not okay for Leah to have secrets I think that Anna knew going into the reunion that she was not going to come back for season three so she was acting like an extra crazy bitch to either try and get on season three or because she said fuck this I don't care and that continued on the premiere because obviously she's been downgraded and I think that she's just gonna be as mean as she possibly can to garner as much screen time as possible yeah absolutely I want to talk about for a second I want to talk about Mary Saul being downgraded as well and not being in the opening credits I do I am not a fan of Mary Saul's but I do think that she should be a full-time cast member now yeah she doesn't bring it honestly okay this is sound very cynical and mean but she doesn't bring anything to the table except for mother okay so you can't have you can't have you cannot you can't have Elsa be a main person in the opening cast in the opening credits I mean you should with Elsa like her with her like her box of rocks and sand but in order to have more mama Elsa I'm fine if Mary Saul needs to be upgraded to full-time but clearly that's not I think that that's not that mama Elsa is not there that's why she's not full-time I mean you could show mama Elsa in a coma in the hospital with a mask on her face breathing and it would be more interesting than any senior and by the way if they if they aired that 24 hours a day I would watch it 24 hours oh my god this is this extra strokey episode of watch yeah Ronnie wasn't being mama Elsa with a stroke Maarani was just being mama Elsa yeah with a mask on her face but we were introduced to Alexia's mom this episode yes sorry she is not gonna be able to compete with mama Elsa but one of the good things about gaining 50 pounds is I can imitate her really well yeah I hope you're not wearing a bra because that one clearly does not wear a bra I mean I mean have a fear of castration no men have a fear of castration and the women with already been castrated so we are not afraid like the men don't you love that she's a Cuban that used to formerly live in Spain but is now living in Miami and she's a psychiatrist I think this is fascinating I know there are a lot of interesting things along with Alexia's family because then there's also Peter the narrative well son who was hot at one point but now has turned into like a 1988 drug smuggler you know I think he's still hot now he's like fat like he's like get a bull hot I mean not for me but like other but the hair or the hair at the ponytail is just awful it's me I like a loser no well it's hot but I'm glad to see that Frankie's that's named right Frankie ready Frankie it's Frankie and I just think that that whole story is so sad I'm really glad that Bravo and producers are let let Alexia come back full time because she deserved it she needed to be off part of season two to take care of him it really just is tragic and clearly he's still not at 100% who knows if he ever will be but I like that she's willing to put this story on the air I know a lot of people think she's a terrible mother because of what her other son did to especially to that homeless person which is deplorable on on every level but I do think that she does seem like a good mom to Frankie I don't care what anybody says Alexia is so funny she's like well you know Frankie yes you know he got into an altercation where he he hit a homeless person and stupid stupid Frankie videotaping like that was the problem like yeah he's so stupid videotaping he's not stupid for hitting a homeless guy yeah stupid for me I'm sorry Ronnie but there are a lot of annoying homeless people near your Starbucks that I want to hit I just don't hit them in videotaping but I want to yeah but you know what's disgusting I want to hit them too and I don't you don't get to just hit a homeless person well you know Alexia does I'm angry before I get my Starbucks in the morning what can I Alexia does have a point which is that it's stupid punch a homeless person but it's even dumber to document it and even like the dumbest thing in the world to then put it on like Facebook and think you're gonna get away with it so it's like is a like a bad mom is Alexia bad mom though for not teaching her son's proper oh my god she was letting her son go to 21 over clubs with a fake ID for a season like I mean she's a bad mother she's like a typical rich mother who lets their kids do whatever they want when they get in trouble she buys she buys their way out of it and cries about it like she was you know like she's has to put up with so much like yeah you do because you're kind of terrible yeah well as a points running is really I'm sorry but these mothers who just send their kids to clubs and let them get wasted and ship when they're 16 and pays for it and knows about it and then like what did she give them a birthday party like with a bar on a yacht or some shit during the first season I mean I don't feel sorry for them yeah yeah exactly and her like under-achieving son like are you not do you people that cold-hearted like when you look ahead at this season clearly no matter how many or what's the what's the bad son's name Peter no matter what horrible things Peter has done he is clearly fucked up because of what happened to Frankie and you see later on in this season those are real tears coming out of his face you can't you can say that all these women on the show are fake and that they are fake criers but this kid is so upset about what happened to his brother and I'm sure I'm sorry that I have some compassion for him oh I know I'm not saying that I'm glad the brother got and I'm acts I'm not saying anything like that of course I feel bad for the family when something like that happens I'm not talking about that I'm talking about feeling sorry for that loser when he's out fucking drunk driving since the time he's 16 like I'm not gonna feel sorry for him you know what a people have died in my family I haven't gone punch fucking homeless people because that's disgusting how can you stand up for that and you know and he also he was a he was like did you just call me disgusting I'm gonna fight you I feel like we're on a radio I actually feel like I'm sitting on a couch opposite you in a reunion and Ben is gonna be Andy Cohen and I'm gonna come fight you no don't be mad I'm in a really I'm in a really shitty moon do you guys think do you well I'm gonna lowbreak fever everyone and I'm not saying you're disgusting I'm saying that kid is disgusting do you guys think that Alexia should be mad at Leah for allegedly telling people that that the kid should go to jail for up to wait years here's the thing I just I'm gonna sound like a hypocrite but who shouldn't say that because he should have gone to jail he should have he did you didn't say that and I believe Leah because she's the wife of a of a defense lawyer who makes it his job to get people like that off it's right plus plus also like you know these women are it can be so stupid you know Leah probably says an off the cuff remark maybe like a maybe like an exaggerate mark like yeah you should go to jail go to jail for how many years whatever she says a remark like that he gets told to someone like Lisa you know biggest brain of like the western world and then she probably you know it gets all like messed up in her and her head or her friend's head it comes to Lisa and it goes to someone so and by the time I get to Alexia you know it's like oh well you know Leah said that your son should go to jail and get raped in the ass and after that he sent off to China and do some hard labor you know it's like and they know twice I actually think that Alexia is smart enough to know that Leah is not the devil yeah plus I think that she also should fear Leah a little bit and she doesn't want to get on her bad side well it seems like this cast out of all of the casts this cast actually knows each other it seems like the girls actually hang out together not all of them like Lisa obviously no one hangs out with her somebody mentioned this on the show but there's like the Cuban crew and it's like I want to say it's Anna and Alexia and Adriana is Adriana no no she's personality oh and Mary Saul are all Cuban and that's like Adriana's like in their crew too I think they all I think that those four girls all hang out together so both you know how it is with a little gang of girls like us like if we can take one thing and spin it into like this huge drama when it's really one thing that was said we'll fight you watch with happens bitch that's right watch what happens when we gang up on you Ronnie what was the thing we used to say we used to imitate Adriana saying like what's yet at one line we always say it over and over and over again oh anyone who's out there I don't even remember but it was just her fucked up accent she always said to me she was coming to different places so I guess I don't know anything it's like we would know if I was trying to think about when I was watching the show me Verbana when we need her was anybody was anybody missing Dr. Karen Sierra DDS I was not missing her I was only missing my binilla ice cream I'm actually missing the hatred that the girls had for her oh I loved it I loved it you like watching them punch that bag constantly yeah I just thought it was a strange parrot in the backyard because she was just a horrible she was just horrible she was just like that awful like celebrity dentist he was like in every red carpet and like taking pictures with everybody famous she's so gross like framing them all over her office so I enjoy watching people like that get dragged through the mud so yeah I miss her do you guys know that Joanna and Lisa apparently don't like each other anymore I saw the war that he erupted on Twitter recently and they are going at each other I know that we're gonna see this later on in the season which I am very excited for actually I don't really like either of them but I know that there is serious bad blood there which makes for great TV I love it I love that I love that Mary so called Anna I mean I'm so confused I love that Mary so called Lisa Tits McGee I think this is going to be a really good year and I really like how I love how they're filming it and I love how they opened it with the interview clips explaining the drama exactly it was like oh this is gonna happen later in the season and yeah you know wait 20 episodes it was like this is why I hate that bit and this is why I hate that bitch go and I like that they're obviously trying to make Adriana like Lucy and Ethel or whatever with her husband like she's supposed to be so hilarious but she's really just coming off as a bigger and bigger asshole every second I just I love it and she's really bad at doing like the fake stuff when she's like I'm so sick of her vintage you'll vintage this and you're vintage that like I'm sick of it I'm sick of it I'm sick of the vintage well last last season we did see her act in a straight to not even DVD movie and so we know she's a terrible actress and she really needs to tone it down yeah yeah she really does best though I was laughing through the whole show best line of the night though in my opinion goes to Mary Saul who is like more cockies yeah by the way speaking of any bravano she mentioned on our Facebook page one of my favorite like bad quotes quote she's a carrier pigeon that's my favorite Marisol is that it is that it is there was a Marisol could then say that last year because about Karen Sierra Marisol thought I was like the funniest thing ever like you know what she is she's a carrier pigeon she just takes the message just carries it on over a carrier pigeon is that like terrible to say like if I if I said oh Ronnie Ben is such a pony express yeah it's like that it's like great she's such a telegram you know all right are we done with these Miami bitches what else happened let's come me can we talk about we need to talk about Leah's house decor oh okay oh yes yes first of all I look at all these women have like just giant atrons in their houses like when they walk in there's like five stories of nothing above their heads like what are these houses star island star island Florida looks so beautiful first of all it looks gorgeous it makes me want to go there and I've been there I used to look in Florida it was hot as hell and everyone's old and it was not fun and where they all live everyone's like all big and buff and I feel really insecure and it made me hate myself in my life but watching this show I'm like oh my god I don't want to go there I secretly hope that Leah invites us to Miami and then we can go and stay on Star Island or go to someplace cool and you know awesome well she probably won't fly us out there but I'm sure if we call her she'd be like hey come on over yeah to my throne how about is that oh she had a line she had a line this week though she was so funny I wish I had written it down I was like this will be the new like here it down and I forgot to write it down was it something all I could do is her lap now was it something about the I mean Leah Leah totally laughed like that would why do I bother why do I bother you totally laugh like you're good I can't let us move on until one of you does Freida Freida Freida Freida I put on my cheeks and Freida's room I was like Freida what are you doing with the magis why are you playing chakras on the magis Freida but you know her she has her own calorie on the side for all I know it does get these little digs and it's hilarious well guys thanks for coming to redo my ballroom I put all the artwork out I mean I've got so much of it because I had to buy some to help a friend you know who needed the money so there it is obviously talking about Adriana which I thought was hilarious you know and I want to do long decorations I want to tear it down tear it down the ball there's a ball anymore tear it down you guys sound like you sound like just eating gremlins doesn't that look like what that little like gremlin sounds like gizmo you sound like gizmo you know we actually sounded like we sound like fucking carrier pigeons now I was like where's my metaphor my metaphors come to life I was like I knew it actually Brussels like this she's like I know it should have been more than just a friend of the housewives I'm now so hadn't what is with yeah her surgery is really weird it's like she's has her cheeks pushed she's like a chubby joke on purpose so just keep pushing my cheeks guys guys just keep messing them up there was an insult brought to an invitation yeah this is this is Mary so well possessed by Leah this is this is Marisol possessed by Thomas Kramer sit down shut down what's in the carrier pigeon okay you guys just wait wait wait no did some okay go ahead my house smells like cam okay carry on wait did is the quote I'm seeing that on our page prognosis prognosis said that you're not to you're not up to my standards yeah I can't do it oh it's not under my standards by the way I love prognosis brightness is such a weird name every time I see prognosis prognosis comment I was like oh like there's he's squared prognosis is prognosis I love that not the practice standards beautiful on the fingers book why don't we move on to New Jersey I have about three things sit under Jersey I do - I hate it oh so boring so they went go carding and Gia proved to be wiser than everyone on the cast and that I think is all that happened I love that we got to see that song again wicking up in the morning like in the audition everything could be okay in the morning why can't we get a flashback to Danielle saw the solder yes sisters my baby my baby she's the star the other ones a model dose let's look at her instead oh I actually was so disturbed by that scene and little midget gel like yeah how did like staring in my ass bro I think Ron and I both right and I both have a very concrete answer to that question what was that how do we like staring at Joe Gorgas ass yeah yeah yeah by the way people if you're only listening to this on iTunes you are missing out on all the fun of the video experience as right now we're doing only the two of you are doing that because you think Joe Gorga is hot I am sitting here waiting to move on to the next topic so I don't throw up I'm a professional oh yeah let me let me look at my notes oh you're not the you're not the only one Diane Sawyer yeah you're not the only one we found out that Teresa complains about our problems to our kids I mean we knew that meeting with Joe and G a Jacqueline not being able to say what treated her that was pretty interesting about meeting that she had with Jacqueline how she was like okay so I hurt you okay what did I do to hurt you and Jack was just like well news flash Jacqueline is as immature and stupid as her daughter I mean how do you think her daughter turned out that way so of course Jacqueline has no good answer Jacqueline I forgot how insecure and sad Jacqueline is at the bottom of it all I mean she's just she can't move her face because she's trying to police people she's going to get all cut up and sliced up because she's trying to please people then she's like whoo-hoo shot at a table with their parents like oh yeah she actually seems Jacqueline actually seems very sad this evening she seems like she's actually in a sad place and sort of sad to watch yeah it is I don't like it although making no I'm off for a tummy tuck what's Matt doing over there I think he's doing yeah I feel like mass taking our dinner order like I would ever work retail or in food service oh Ronnie that was thinking you I don't work I was taking notes I drew a picture of the one's dead it's really bad I hate is that the shape of New Jersey Jewish people Matthew okay wait okay everyone has to draw your jersey if they can do it let's see you can draw the best in prom in New Jersey I'm gonna do mine it looks like a big it looks like a big camel penis so what happens to you that's my that's my New Jersey anything happening on Jersey and I think it's okay so the editors keep putting in poor Kathy like well to resell apologize like no one cares Kathy no one cares happy on this episode I was like oh I think so Greg Greg gained weight and moving off to San Francisco where he will probably find much love because he's like a San Francisco bear now yeah if you're a bear you're good in SF right yeah he'll be he'll do just fine and then we had a big old clip of the Sun's and they're terrible shady business and they're beautiful new office and who's paying for that the bankruptcy court whoever you guys fucked over and bills the first bankruptcy is paying for that and I guess black water got into something it got into like being served as some like state penitentiary or something like that I don't know where they said just go to the inmates give it it's good into the colleges to do like to do lab testing with the monkeys you know we're getting five cents a bottle for black water and the homeless guys will be picking up the blue containers full of it later on today and there let's see and then the other thing so so Jack Jacqueline came here to LA she's just down the street on Hollywood Boulevard at Tequila which is by the way like a shitty place that no one goes to and white people opening Mexican food places and then spelling the name wrong like is that supposed to make it is that so it's like okay come be a Mexican food but don't worry white people own it like Tequila's mouth spelled T E K Y L U H or whatever yeah but we saw Ashley and her face so her lips are all puffy her hair is done up but she's lost weight she it's what happens when you move to LA she's a little tart and she lives by the way next door to Matt so you guys in the building next to me where the machete wielding madmen was captured about two months it was that was also her plastic surgeon so I've got MJ across from me Matt's got Ashley next to him we have the Miz the WWE wrestler somewhere on the block the Miz is across I don't know if the Miz is still there anymore I haven't seen it a while but the Miz was in the same building as MJ and you know Matt Evil Dick and Big Brother used to live on the other side of you but he moved out he did yeah he's gone he's long gone but he was there like he moved out about two years ago or two a year now there's a few more there's a lot of porn stars to in the neighborhood if you're not I am yeah sugar from survivors also somewhere and Corinne I think Corinne from survivors next to you as well and for the gay men watching this podcast or listening to it right now Adam Killian I believe this his name check that one out he's just just do a Google search on that one look pretend you're Teresa learning what a sociopath is what oh see I Oh Pat huh someone who's incapable of feeling emotion huh what's a motion fairy Chris what are you doing in my father so what was I loved that Teresa that was actually the best part of the phone the best part of the show for me was Teresa asking Siri what a sociopath was I'm killing him so what was gonna say I what I didn't understand was so at the end Jacqueline's going under her nasty tell me talk which we saw like like pieces of her fat like on the table and they're cross cutting it with her son who might have struck throat like going back and forth as if it's like a commentary on something like ooh illness on both coasts like I didn't understand that did you understand that no I was looking at Adam Killian funniest porn star ever okay I put images and then he's like this naked like spreading his butt going like this just for born like that that's hilarious how are you supposed to pose for it well not like smiling like you're in a soap commercial I mean come on okay can I can I do a name show up can I do a name drop did you go on a date with him from okay you know you're out of me you just went off for 10 minutes about the dealersters live next door to you I once I once socialized with Adam Killian I was not on a date but I was at a party with him and he knew just like a very bizarre pothead guy he seems really nice every time I see him hiking on Runyon Canyon he is not he was actually extremely nice but he's like the total like burning man burner like but you know well Derek being the first one to be like Ronnie here's who Adam Killian is here's Adam Killian for those of you who don't know there he is very handsome he has lots of tattoos and he has really good calves almost as good as mine almost almost so wait guys can we talk about we talk about eat drink love yes please jerseys don't let's move on okay you drink love is my new favorite he watching program I love that so did you guys I was so I liked it because I hated it was like it was can we just put this out there Ben and if you can't talk about it understand but are you friends with the girl from Eater LA I'm not I'll tell I'll be able to do full disclosure on my on the girl Peter LA because they made her out to be the biggest whore in Los Angeles yeah I don't know her I don't know her I've interacted with her online if there've been some times I've submitted things Eater LA to try to get like a link to my blog she's been nice over email the reputation that she has amongst food bloggers is that they all hate her because she's skinny and pretty but then they all have to be nicer because she runs Eater LA and a lot of food bloggers are like she doesn't even know how to write she's like the perfect person beyond reality TV somebody who doesn't really work but people hate her for doing nothing exactly I think she's sort of like hilariously awful I love she's like well this guy like we sort of have like a thing he really wants to fuck me but like whatever he's just like every time I walk in the room he's like looking at me like I don't know I think that she's like totally inseparable on the show on the show sorry cat yeah she's totally that girl he's just like a whore for attention and has daddy issues and thinks it's fun but I don't know I don't know what age I was when that was fun you know like when your friends were like yeah we got arrested yeah everyone's like high-fiving actually I don't get to our age and people are like I got a red one from Texas you get to our age and people like I got arrested you're like yeah you're a loser how dare you suggest that I'm not classy like that how dare you Lydia how dare you I mean can't you can't you've been left at this so let's run down the cast okay so we have Caddo Dell who's just sort of like oh my god when I watch the room oh my god who's looking at me and I sort of had a thing with that guy and she's sort of annoying and then you have this little like munchkin Chihuahua who's like her sidekick who agrees with everything that she says that's my favorite one little the lap down is your favorite yeah my my friend Nadine calls her Alex P Keaton because she's so is she's like yeah so I'm in charge of everything I work for Mortens and then you see her go into the kitchen she's like guys guys what is this this is a food look at the recipe I mean thank guys thank you guys and then they cut to like the line workers and they're like yeah it's like she's ten years old she's like that cigar chomping baby from yeah from who from Roger Rabbit and Roger Rabbit you know it's actually from 1988 so I'm kidding I'm kidding it just turned 25 just like me I love how like a once in she's like you know I gotta like beat I feel like we're extra hard to be taken seriously and in the next scene she's like hey look I need a cramp for the birthday girl I mean we're all in the same page here that she's on a lot of drugs right she's totally Adderall at least she's like at least having Adderall she's like a total she just wants to be accepted in love by everyone specifically Kat Odell as does everybody on Adderall yeah then there's the private chef who's just like whatever she's just like the typical top chef reject of like yeah I'm tough I you know I'm like a personal chef I got like tattoos like I'm in the trenches and now I'm in the weeds and I got a tough table to take care of you know I'm a personal chef it's like okay she's like yeah turn them and burn them yeah do you know I hate big mistake yeah I hate lots of people but I really hate chef people that get like forks and knives and spoons tattooed on them is there anything works on that shit I'm doing a high five I'm doing a high five high five boom boom seriously it's like yo I put a tattoo of a beat on my arm because beats are my favorite veggie and also I like to think that I marched with different beat of my own cuz I'm chef I'm gonna get a tramp stamp of tuna tartar because that is an amazing amoose bush yo I'm gonna I'm gonna get a tattoo of a branzino because you know what branzino or a special fish it's the first fish I learned how to make when I stopped taking drugs you know I was saved by cooking yeah it's all my little I love somebody tattooing tuna tartar onto inside bar tuna tartar is over dear LA restaurateurs it doesn't need to be on every goddamn I know I actually had some very bad tuna tartar last week at lip t4 which Christmas day was going to lip t4 for food I had tuna tartar at maybe Villa Blanca well actually there's is good I mean it's an outdated dish but there's this good I liked it I'm in a tartar since junior high so yeah I got tuna tartar tattoo it's just a big gloppy mess on your back why would you so but yeah she's totally one of those girls you prefer gloppy messes on your back and then the last our last our last cast member is Waylin who runs phone nuts oh no there's two more you forgot you forgot the self-hating fact oh I'm sorry she's multi she's the last one she's the last one so then we have Waylin who has phone nuts and the thing is that the thing that annoys me about Waylin a little bit is everything little to self-conscious the cameras like this whole like we have a dance party because we're just like fun that phone up that's what we do we're just like having fun she's also the girl who's like getting stuff sent to her when they happen to be filming the first day because yeah I think she's so gorgeous I'm like shut up Michelle fine for like I'm sorry you're not getting enough time at home but you're which your witches of Eastwick days are done just make a fucking donut and keep your mouth shut okay sending yourself flowers shut up over there Michelle and by the way have you guys had phone nuts no I don't I'm not eating a baked donut thank you know that tastes good but it just like it doesn't just like a donut sorry it makes a donut that's donuts are not something for you to like improve upon for the fucking dough if you're gonna improve upon it make a new sauce or something don't know you know what you know what you have a kronut without me bitch I had I had a kronut today it was good it was that it's Kettle Kettle glazed donuts it's brand new it's on Franklin and Argyle I have to say it was really good but it was not like everyone's talking about how kronuts are like like your eyes are gonna roll back in your head now true these are not the official kronuts from Dominique Ansel's bakery in New York City but it was still was like really good but it wasn't like oh my god it wasn't like donuts are taken to the next level is it a flaky donut it tasted just like yeah it's like a little flaky it wasn't it was not significantly better than a really good a really good classic donut just but it was you like it but I need to know what the texture is like okay yeah really like a croissant donut because I'm so in if that's what it is it wasn't as croissant it was I thought it would be to be honest it was it was flaky it was had that great fried light fluffy texture what was great about was that it was very light very fluffy and you know it's it's this if this thick this this tall so by the way sorry people weren't we're only listening at this tall and you bite down it's like soft and pillowy it's one enough yeah it's it's cost at this place it was like 375 so it's not like a 99 cent donut here that sounds like a sprinkles cupcake that's yeah it has it has so here my what was good about it had like a chocolate drizzle on top and allegedly had like some cream filling although I didn't even taste the cream but there was bad if that's mis advertising it still tasted I was actually fine with that but my only issue is that it had sugar it was like um you know like a donut that has like you know it's like has like a you dip it in the sugar and that's got sugar crystals all on it there was sugar like all around it and it actually was a little too sweet because not just like a little it was actually like aggressively sugary I would have like maybe just the sugar on top only but again of mine equivalent it's good go check this place out and the donut shop is beautiful and I can't wait to try their other donuts too they're non-coronate right stop stop pimping them until they advertise I made a tell them to how about I do that um they can they could sponsor our eat drink love so anyway now let's go on to our last cast member ronnie by the way if you are not looking say something ronnie because ronnie looks so happy looking up cronuts or adam killian or adam killian splashing you guys let's invite adam killian dish have a kronut with us i am glad he's not going to eat a kronut um he's got to keep that but pretty i just saw it spread open like a fucking i'm trying to stop there like a like a resume i was like a portfolio um i'm reading the facebook and emmy is saying foam people stop with the foam food people that is so true spit foam why do people have spit foam why is that still popular it's disgusting foam became popular one that evil guy who's like a hot little mini wolverine named marcelle was on top chef and he liked to do foam on top of this was a on dress well it all comes back because marcelle and michael lottageo all worked at for hose andress at the bazaar and so did walen who dated michael toggio and now let's get on to our fifth cast member brenda who was my favorite and she's also our way god is her name brenda yeah her name is brenda she was the only one who was like really likable and relatable you know this core what she's fucking a horrible that girl brenda the publicist the publicist she was randa oh my god are you a Miranda man because she has to say here listen to this okay listen look here's this woman she has to she has her restaurants that she represents and she has to go and sit down at lunch with uh frickin kato del and the little chihuahua and had to sit and listen to kato del talk about all the guys who think she's so hot and she hasn't been a smile because she's a publicist and pretend like she cares so much when all she wants to do is shoot herself in the head i i'd shoot yourself in the head if you're that miserable life does not have to be that miserable oh you are not fat what do you five pounds overweight you're bitching about being fat and then her story about how her husband left her was hilarious to me because i was like of course he left you you're horrible she's like well he came in from a trip and he said hi to the dog before me and i was like really you're saying hi to the dog before me and he was like oh my god i just walked in the door and you're already giving me crap and she was like you know what i'm leaving you and he was like fine she you know you sound like the biggest fucking shrew of all time and i don't blame him for leaving you and i'm sorry you hate yourself so much but lighten up on it at least fake it for tv i mean jesus christ lady i don't know i thought that like for what she has to sit and listen to and i was personally uh i i felt her like not i don't care about the divorce thing i just felt for her i've been to sit to listen to these people and then her on so i am so hateful and at that birthday dinner of hers she gets trashed at this birthday dinner that everyone else sets up for her she doesn't have to do anything for herself and yes granted the slut set it up at a guy she's fighting with restaurant but she probably did that so she can get them a lot of free shit she's not spending hundreds of dollars on this birthday right so i can get it you know like what else do you use the slut friend for if it's not to get free shit so this girl gets all jealous because this slut friend has all these guys hanging all up up on her so she's like let's play truth or dare okay truth it isn't it true that you're dating like six guys right now while she's sitting next to the guy she's trying to date that's not cool that's not cool and that's why you don't get laid like try being nicer because you're horrible wait are you suggesting that if i'm nicer i'm going to get laid more yes yeah it's kind of like like erin on big brother who this week was like you know it's funny i've been acting really nice to people and slut it and and i'm sticking around longer so i guess i have to keep it up it's like yeah isn't it funny how you're like nice to people good things will happen to you crazy right crazy look man i'm not saying that you should be nicer i think you should keep yourself the way you are but if you're into somebody and you you know just be quiet like you don't have to change your personality maybe just like just don't show them your personality yeah you know give it give it a while wait till that i'm gonna take um maybe maybe la weekly will have like a mime class available for me uh don't let adam gurler be in it because he saw the way he fell down those stairs adam gurler from food network star oh my god i don't know i think they were i know la la weekly speaking of which wrote an article about how this show is really just terrible for food journalism and women because it makes it seem like women uh like sleep around just to get ahead essentially and that like food journalists sleep with all the restaurant tours they write about and everything and okay by the way how many food journalists really exist there can't be that many of them wait we just got an email from lia oh no is she watching right now she's not watching right now no she's not it has actually nothing to do with anything okay she just what she just wants her to like tweet and uh text alright you know what i was so excited i was like oh my god nia's watching ria has something to say she's like don't forget my handbags oh we love you mia oh um i don't know so verdict is it's no kidding but i'm going to watch it because i liked it i mean i think that it could be kind of gallery girl's issue except that they're not way younger than us but yeah i like that they finally hit that spot where it's like people are age um i love that it's people who take themselves so seriously like it's food people i mean i get that food is trendier than it ever has been and i get the celebrity chef thing but it's ridiculous at this point and people are falling all over themselves like you guys work in the service industry like drop the attitude seriously i actually at the end of the day you're cooking for me so shut up drop it i actually think that they kind of miss the vote with this one because i feel like the whole like foodie revolution especially in los angeles happened like two two and a half years ago with the emergence of the food trucks and the pop up restaurants and all of that and now i'm kind of like maybe maybe this works for the rest of the country but i just don't give a shit well because you don't eat yeah like notice how the food revolution to shame no i'm i don't even mean it as a diss you don't like you proudly don't eat i mean give me a break you're my fucking hero in life you know that i'm i strive to be you look at you look at yourself i have gained i have gained 10 pounds of you have gained nothing and if yes i know it's 10 pounds of god's love you know you need to do that you need to do what i did which is somehow contract an ambitious stomach flu oh my god i should have made out with you that night spend three days shame and vomiting everything that goes into you but man i have special drugs that will make me do that on command yes please don't let my birthday's coming up i would love some of those i know but i do want to cut off my stomach and attach it to my butt you know if you want to make it clear that you look great how you are please stop with that but i do mean like of course you're not as interested in restaurants because you've like really become the true la uh skinny person and you have i mean you've told me what you eat it's not very much listen spoiler alert this show is has nothing to do with restaurants and food it's just a backdrop it's this is just like we want to show we want to get like five women together who like their world is there there's sort of overlap a little bit and have to deal with each other and you know we found kato del who is this like nympho journalist who's like self-absorbed and uh we found her a little chihuahua and we found like a like a bitter publicist who has to smile with these women and a lady with big blonde hair and and then some other person it's just like another excuse for women to yell at each other on tv so i'm down for it it looks good to me but also i hope this whole celebrity chef thing is on its way out because i was watching the food networks new show that cutthroat kitchen or whatever yeah the first chef i turned it on the first shop they flash frank from top chefs he's been on every reality show now it's like he got some agent who keeps getting him on these shows the and i was like you know what the whole celebrity chef thing just needs well how about every chef has an agent eric green span was on this premiere episode oh we like it we do like him we do like him and in fact matt when we had dinner that night after our whole little thing with our friend we went to the foundry but that was that night oh yeah but here's the thing though i mean i like eric green span he was on food network star last week and then he was on business week he's pops up on everything he was also on he was on the first season of iron chef america or not iron chef the next iron chef who's now who's this eric green span person let me just tell you with the one that's the lady stashed for he on his menu has he's the first guy in my opinion that i know of that brought back of the tater tot revolution and he has tater tots with a violet dijanaise watch out watch out let me let me revise what i was saying i don't mind 500 pound chefs who actually like cook food that i would eat coming so you're not going so not one of pal true not you just don't want like the the top chef i don't want like credit stone or like frank who was terrible then and it's terrible now like i've seen they're all terrible they're just people with agents like a guy who can a 500 pound guy who's reinventing a tater tot that's another fucker who eats i gotta get behind that like i just think of these actors with chef agents like they can't get on off broad ways that they're like on the food network instead it's like that guy john bell john whatever who was the porn star who then went on to chef academy which was on bravo yeah whatever i was just going to say like jiada de la rentis um has not even for the past ten years so i'm not going to buy into any of her product which can't even print out pasta i mean i'm sorry it's not pesto or whatever she's like no it's not no it's not no it's not no it's not no it's not i'm hungry and angry i'm starving now um did you watch below deck or we done are we done we're done i did watch it yes no yeah sad drunk blonde girl amy version 2.0 you know i did enjoy it greatly i will say uh she's like a she's like a little blonde catheter in ireland without all the fun stuff oh my god she is like catheter in ireland but she looks like she looks like she came from pennsylvania instead of england's is that a dis on pennsylvania i was gonna say she looks like she came from england to me just bad hair dye i was gonna say was virginia but you know a mining town a former mining town yeah a place where history has passed it along um are we going to watch the new show about like where they're trying to make young hot sexy atlanta because atlanta is the mecca for all garbage reality tv i'll sample it it might be crap though it's just making me sad because all i wanted in life was the second season of most eligible dallas and i don't even know if we're going to get the court me spin-off that we've been promised and now i got to deal with some more bullshit out of atlanta well i found it offensive that the atlanta commercials like it's the new generation of atlanta like oh no you did not just call real housewives old yeah not that i'm arguing i do um someone asked us if we're gonna watch a tamara spin-off no i will not be watching that i don't do the wedding i don't i don't want to do any of the wedding spin-offs although i may tune in for an anemia episode here and there if there are a lot of guys have you guys have to it's required viewing look look look look look you can hate kim zolsek all you want but nobody in the history of real housewives is worse than tamara barney which means we have to watch this so we can trash her yeah but it's tamara like pretending she's nice and in love like i'm not falling for it i will give you that right so if i tune in and it's all her going like oh well just don't tell eddie about the price tags like they're showing in the preview yeah that's if that's what the entire hour is about please jesus only be a half hour like that he's paid for anything anyway he's the president of your gym how much can that possibly pay so if that's what the deal is i'm out but i'm going to give her one shot um yeah let me tell you what looks really amazing the meanie wedding show looks amazing i love the twist in that is that it's not a happy wedding show and then it's a whole she's like it was supposed to be a romantic story but it's a nightmare i was like yeah meanie's gonna tear everyone a new one the whole thing's gonna be a nightmare everyone's gonna cry and yes now that i'm down for me and she's and she's being sued uh by the wedding planners which makes that extra delay course because no wedding planner in history of Atlanta ever gets paid by these women doesn't mean any business in Atlanta still open after these shows like they're just pillaged by the cast members of these i mean it's like everyone it's like it's like the baili agency stealing all the business from everyone oh my god so busy all right so we done for the day i think we are fellas i think we are done for the day but we will return on thursday for the tv click big brother is that a talking icon what is that it's a uh it's like a twist it's a twisty that i've been playing with all this time and i've somehow turned into like a little thing where i feel like i should dip it in soap and blow bubbles out of it it's a little that's a little talking stick um give me five hold on it's my monocle wait hold on let me get my monocle on hey wait put on me can you put on me no it's it's in my hand i'm holding it oh i can't i can't send it to Santa Monica i'm clearly the elixis will you know of this podcast i don't want to be 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