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Adible.com/crapids or text crapids to 500-500. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch Our Crap Inz. Big Brother, I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com, and that other guy right over there, that's Ronnie Karam from TrashTalkTV.com. Hi! Hi! You look like you're having a fantastic time over there in that beautiful garden that you seem to have in your apartment. Yeah, trees. Trees, goodness. For those of you tuning in, you're like, "Wait, I thought you guys were called the TV-click Big Brother?" Well, we were, but we're not expert branders, and we decided to just put everything under the Watch Our Crap Inz umbrella. So we like the TV-click name, and maybe we'll incorporate it in something else and some like minor elements, but for right now, we're all just Watch Our Crap Inz Big Brother style. Yeah, that's easy. We don't have to get a new Facebook page on that crap. Yeah, that's basically it. We just didn't want to have to like start up all our new things. Really quickly, Ronnie is @TrashTalkTV on Instagram. I'm @BsideBlog on Instagram, Twitter, and on Vine, and follow us there and enjoy us. Yeah, I've been doing really good photo caps of Big Brother on his website, BsideBlog, and I'm doing like kind of redeb video recaps on my website, TrashTalkTV.com. So come on over, guys. Yeah, but we're going to get to Big Brother right now. And we, by the way, want to give a shout out to whoever the YouTube commenter was who said, "You know, you guys spend two minutes talking about yourself. You should rename this podcast, "Talk About Our Cows, All About Me." All about me. Well, if anybody would watch that, I would rename it All About Me, and I'd just be like, "You know what I did today? Nothing. Let's talk about it. My back hurts from sleeping too much. How about you guys?" All right. So we are now, of course, talking about ourselves, but let's talk about Big Brother. We just finished. Is it week five that we just finished? Week five. Whoa, another good week, another great season. We're happy. Are we not, Ronnie? Yeah. They're keeping it rolling along. I thought it was going to be dead after they got rid of the biggest douchebags of the house. Yeah. It's not at all. It just keeps steaming right along. And watching Erin try to pretend she's a nice non-racist is probably one of my favorite things on TV right now. I agree. I think that is like my favorite thing of all time, at least for this summer, because by the way, a raging racist. Raging. She's terrible. And I love that she keeps saying over and over like, "Well, I've been nice for the past few weeks. I haven't been negative lately. I mean, maybe I'm negative, but I haven't been negative lately." It's like, you're a horrible human being. That lives forever. It's like Hitler being like, "Well, I mean, I killed 6 million Jews, but I haven't done it in like six months, so I should get some credit for that, right?" I could have killed 12 million Jews. I mean, that's how many there were. I mean, I stopped at six. Yeah. I was listening to some other podcast, and this guy on it, he was a comedian, and he was trying to say like, "Well, you know, Hitler was a terrible person, and he killed all these people. But you know, there is a chance you could have killed someone who had had been left alive would have gone on to rule the entire world and have been a terrible person. So you never know." I'm like, "Hmm, I feel like that's like Aaron's mentality." It's like, "Well, I don't want to be a racist, but if we get rid of all the blacks and Jews and gays, we might be getting rid of someone who could be really bad for society." Yeah, exactly. Like, maybe I made a black person cry, but at least they're in the bathroom crying instead out there on the street robbing somebody. She's doing her good deeds. She's such a dumb bitch. She is dumb. Not this week. This was Judd's week. We all thought it was going to be a little dull because it's Judd, he doesn't really do much. And you know, in the beginning of the season, there was a little bit more tension going on in the house. It seems to have quieted down. But here we are, and right after the latest eviction episode, I feel like the tension's still very strong. It is because they all hate each other, which is just so fun. And then they've got a couple wild cards in there like Alyssa's in there, and she's kind of led us to believe that she's nice, but then a couple of things have happened that we think, but maybe she's not nice. And that's awesome because she's going to be so great to watch. The best thing on reality shows, and I've said this on our Bravo podcast a million times, but it's always like a little flower. Like there's a little seed planted at the very beginning, and then you just watch people turn horrible. Like you see the four sides of them and they bloom into a beautiful bitch flower. And I really think that Alyssa's got some potential. Alyssa showed a lot of bitch potential this week, because I was always like Team Alyssa. She was like my number one, but I think the first thing was when she started making fun of Amanda's bathing suit, right? Okay, the best line of the whole week for me was, "You were a one-piece? Who are you?" Who are you? Thanks for asking. I don't know you anymore. Who are you? Like I wouldn't wear that on TV, like I don't know, thanks, but no thanks. I'm like not obsessed with the one-piece. I mean even as a joke, thanks, no. Like that girl has been on the block every week. That girl is like sisters to one of the most hated and slash loved, I guess. People of all time, and the things she chooses to take a stand on is a one-piece bathing suit. Like she has not taken a stand on anything ever that we've known in over a month. And suddenly like a one-piece bathing suit, she won't shut the fuck up for the whole hour. I know. Well, I think she was just, I think the fact that she wasn't MVP somehow that like shook out all the bitch seeds that were in her that were like ready to be like, they need to be like a few inches deeper in the soil from the flower and like the MVP thing like shook them in deeper in the soil. And now it's now yanking the first sprouts, you know, because, because not only, well, I love first of all when she didn't have MVP and she didn't know what to do about it, so she walked into the room and she was like, I have nothing, no, I've got nothing to say. I got nothing to say. Yeah, she was acting like she had some huge secret and Amanda called her out on it and asked her like, what the fuck? You're acting like you have some secret. I think it's just one of those faces like when you've had work done, like you just don't know what she's thinking, you know, like her blink, like you get used to the face. So when you see something like that, you're like, what's happening? But she's like the queen of, she's like, she's like, I have nothing to say, but thanks for asking. That's my favorite quote for us from like last week, when she said Jen, thanks for us. Well, that is a great time, thanks for asking. Well, that whole bathing suit drama really got kind of ugly because Alyssa was saying, I wouldn't wear a wine paste and then Amanda puts on her one piece, which Amanda has a bikini, right? She's been in it before. Anyway, she was in her little one piece trying to make a dominatrix outfit and Alyssa wouldn't stop, wouldn't stop. So she just kept saying a wine paste, a wine piece, and then she was like, yeah, maybe I'll let him eat some other, some cream off my thigh. And Alyssa was like, that's disgusting. I mean, not bad, but seriously, gross, I'm going to bar, I mean, not bad, but disgusting. I mean, I don't mean to be mean or anything, but that's seriously. Disgusting. No, thanks. I saw, I saw one time a tiger eat that baby and then it threw it up and then it licked it, licked all the pieces back up and that was less disgusting than eating something off your thigh. No offense. No offense, but at least that tiger was wearing a bikini and not a one piece. And I was a tiger print bikini. So it actually didn't even look like there was a bikini there at all. Thanks. I was like, thanks, tiger. That tiger was Harry all over his body. And it was still less disgusting than the thought of somebody eating something off your thigh. Not bad. No offense. I don't mean to be mean, but your thighs are like huge and I hate them, no offense. It's like watching somebody eat a piece of ham off of a tub of cottage chairs, not bad. It's like watching cheese whiz being put on an old tire, no offense. I love when we let those go too long and what we just started, we just started. What are you talking about? It's like watching someone put whipped cream on an armadillo that you see on the side of the road. It's no offense. Well I still love her and Amanda, okay, Amanda is very, very manipulative and I said this last week and I'll say it again, all you have to know, all you have to do to know what a bit she is is to look at the look on her terrified father's face when he says Amanda gets whatever she wants because that is so true. She's okay, she starts the episode like, well if Alyssa doesn't have MVP, then she's no use to me. I'll fuck it. I'll just vote her off. Like who cares? She's stupid. And then the bathing suit drama happens and she's like, oh my God, she was like my best friend. We're so hard to keep her in this house and cry, I know I'm not skinny, but that was just mean and hateful. He knows that that wasn't being mean and hateful, right? Alyssa wasn't calling her like fat. She wasn't saying like, your body is disgusting. That's why I don't want to eat some, watch somebody eat off of it. It was that she's trying to pretend that she wasn't like a porn, you know, like an internet porn star a year ago or whatever before she got her yoga license, like she's trying to pretend she's a Christian, right? Right. Well, I, what I, what I liked about this bathing suit drama was that there was a drama attached to it. You know, like, this is why you know it's a good season of Big Brother because it was like two years ago, there would have been a bathing suit fashion show and some of them might have said something and then that would have been it. But because this is like a good season, the bathing suit scene that you think is like a fun like, oh, here's a human interest part, like that's like a goofy like segment, then turns into a drama with someone crying in the bathroom stall. That's what I love. That's a good season. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's fat. Like get over yourself, like your, like pepper, like your meaty for sure, like your manish. You're a little thick, a little thick. Yeah. You possibly got some nuts dropping out of you in that one piece, but you're, you're not fat. You're not fat. You're sort of like, you know, you got like an hourglass figure assuming that the, you know, one of those modern hour glasses that look like this, you know, a glass figure like a general like target, you got a Starbucks page, you know, it's perfectly natural, you know, a little big bone. Yeah. I don't feel bad. Just stand next to Helen. Yeah. I wish I had more, I wish I had more props here. All right, stand next to Gina Marie. This is, this is, when I wear this, I'm being Gina Marie. Yo, yo, where's, where's Nick? Yo, this is shout out to all my New Yorkers and my New Jerseyans, yo, hala, hala, y'all like little cockroaches. I love all, I love all of you. It's all of you's little cockroaches. How does that, what, actually, it's disgusting that I've even got this on my head because my dog is so prison raped, this thing, gross, but wait, that dog's here on my bald spot. That was Gina Marie, that big puff of hair on it. So why don't we, why don't we dial back to Sunday nights episode? Okay. So let's see. Yeah, that happened on, it's episode, oh, that was the, um, frozen yogurt, frozen yogurt, which stupid Gina Marie kept calling Fro-mo. I don't know what the fuck that is, like a frozen gay guy. It's probably how Nick is on his couch while he watches. Oh, please, if I stay super still, she'll never see me. She's like a Tyrannosaurus rat. Maybe she'll think I'm just a shadow. She has the, I don't know, but she, um, yeah, Gina Marie, it's a shame because you know, no, no, so father. You know, here's the thing, Nick really, I think he finally saw what he missed out on, which is her superior oral skills, which she executed onto the frozen yogurt machine. She, she got, wait, how do I do it? How do I show the gift that I made on this? You made a gift? Oh my God. I made a gift. I'm so excited and you have to go to, um, uh, screen share and then it'll let you pick like, uh, okay, I'm going to do this. I've got like just a general, um, picture of her that Miss Cleo gave Miss Cleo. No, I, I actually made us, I made a, um, a gift. I'm going to try to show it right now. Here's the thing. My computer, um, has about as much, much functionality as Gina Marie's brain. So it's because very slowly. Can you do, do you watch a lot of this on your computer? You have a lot of that going on. How do you, how are you able to, is this, this is just a still, isn't that disgusting? So thank you, Miss Cleo for sending that to me because of my damn DVR didn't even get that at the head. Wait, how did you? Watch that bullshit on the internet. Oh, just press, uh, to the left, you see where all that menu stuff is. Okay. Guys, here's a tutorial on how to use Google Hangouts. Yeah. On the left, there under chat, there's something called screen share, click back and then it will show you all the different windows open on your screen and just click what you want and it'll show. Oh, okay. Hold on. Let me open up my Gina Marie Froyo gift. Um, and in the meantime, while you're working on that, I will show you guys, um, one of my favorite looks of Julie Chen was tonight's look, this hair. I just thought this hair is amazing. I love it. It's sort of cone heady, but I liked it. Well, it reminded, you know, Julie, I think she's very nice and everything, but she's always bugged me because I feel like she can't read a cue card and it's been like 10 years and it's hard sometimes to not get annoyed with her, but, um, tonight she really made me fall in love because she looks like my favorite TV character of all time, Patsy from absolutely fabulous. Oh, okay. I was like, I thought it would be someone from like the Jetsons. She's really having an independent thing going on every time I see that I've on a hair. I'm like, Oh my God, it's that's it. Wouldn't that be amazing if it was just Patsy in Julie Chen's position. All right, we're going to try to share this gift now. Let's see if we can do this. Let's see if if I can. Oh wait. Hold on. Sorry. But this is a really professional, um, we have a, yeah, we're totally proud. If you are still, how about this running? Well, I try to figure it out. Why don't you, um, go see if there are any questions on the Facebook. Well, okay. I'm there right now. Who Lisa Pierce has got a bottle of wine. Uh, uh, we're in trouble. She's going to be a hundred comment thread, have a bottle of stamps. Thank you, Heather. No. Speaking of absolutely fabulous, Heather from Brill Housewives of Orange County at you within your shamps. It's not shamps. Shamp is stunning. Yes. Thank you. Come on, Danny. It's not. Thank you. Heather's trying to make something. Don't let her make it. Yeah. Um, don't you have this in the audio version? Yes. I can audio version tomorrow, um, so far, Amanda is a pre-op tranny. Mm hmm. Uh, Jeff is being groomed as Julie's replacement. Oh God, Jeff, you know what? Jeff would be a good replacement. Jeff Schroeder would be a good replacement for Julie if she ever left the show because he's another one. He can't read a goddamn cue card and he does it every day. They use them on those after shows and he's like, yo, uh, what up? This means Jeff, uh, someone got kicked off and he'll be like, so he got kicked off. Right? What do you feel? Right? I know. Right? That's them, them's the cards. I'm like, shut up. Who let him on there? Hey, can you see my gift now? I think I'm sharing it. Oh, I was looking at Facebook. Speak again. So it moves the camera back to you. Uh, here's the gift of Gina Marie, uh, downing the frozen yogurt. Can you see that? Is it working? You seem like in shots. Oh my God. That's disgusting. Well, every time I say, every time I say, oh, and it killed his fucking computer. Do you like that? Do you like how this worked? All right. So let's hope that fool comes back on. He's going to have to restart his computer now. You know what? Let's just stop the whole damn show because technology is lame. All right. So I'm going to go ahead and read some more of your Facebook comments while we wait for Ben to come back. Um, and you get a fake hug and you get a fake hug and you get a fake hug. You all get fake hugs, my reaction to Aaron's win. Oh my God. Aaron winning. That was just, you know what? When Aaron went tonight, head of household, I really had to sit back and I thought to myself, our white people, the superior race because, you know, God is sitting up there having some control. You know God watches big brother. There ain't nothing else to watch everywhere else. It's just terrorists and like, people dying over religious wars and shit, you know, he's got big brother on us. The only thing on right now, what else is he watching devious maids? No one likes a devious maid. They're still from you. They're devious. Um, but no, white people are not the superior race. Um, and if you need to be reminded, just listen to Gina Marine talk for about two seconds and you'll realize that no, white people are not and never have been the superior race. Although you could also argue that white people from Staten Island are not technically white people, Staten Island is like its own world and they're all like tinged a different color because it's like a big trash sheet where they take all the trash from New York and just like dump it in Staten Island. So I guess you could argue that that's like a whole separate breed of person which would leave the door open for Aaron to be a superior race. If you didn't think about Rachel Riley, who's a winner of big brother and also a terrible terrible white person or gosh, I don't know, it's really hard to think of terrible white people. Isn't it you guys? You'll shut up. You'll listen there squeezing a toy like trying to entice me like the sound of a squeak is going to make me run to the other room. All right, Ben, come on. I'm not used to talking to myself on the internet. I do it at home a lot. He said, are you still there? Yes, I'm still here. Fu. Let's text him back. Yes, still here. Come back. Okay, let's re-invite Ben everybody. If there was a way to just pause this and save you the suffering of watching me talk to myself, I would do that. But you guys see how this technology works, and y'all, Ben, man, Dale Kerr. I had people to this video call on people to this video call on people. Okay. Let's go to the presentation post it. All right. Past midnight here in Austin, but I'm so ready for this. Yay, Driana, past midnight in Austin. How does it ask there? Let's see, Ben is back. I didn't know what happened there. You did something with your epping computer. Don't ever do anything with your computer except internet. I mean, except talking the internet one person at a time. You know what crashes? You know what crashes? No, I did not. So on my end, everything was fine and you froze. And I'm like, well, Ronnie, it'll be coming back any moment now. And I'm like, so I'm just sitting here in a hangout with you frozen like this, like. And I'm like, okay. Some good old fashioned internet porn. I've been growing my chips for a reason, y'all. Listen, there's one person that we can blame for this, Gina Marie, because I showed you Gina Marie deep-throading frozen yogurt and I broke our show. You broke the internet. I'm like, we just, I just destroyed like, like internet was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is over. Yeah. That was over. That was a lot. No more. Well, we know that Gina Marie is going to make a living now that she's fired from the pageant world, at least. I'm sure she's going to have some offers. Yeah. Pinkberry. She's so fucking stupid. I love Pinkberry. I love that when Julie showed those clips tonight and they showed her deep-throading that frozen yogurt. She's like, yeah, what a problem. You know what I was thinking, Jules? I was like, I've got to catch it. I was like, what? Yeah. She's like talking about. She was like, I, but it was cold. So I was like, what? Just swallow it. Right? Am I right? Like, Jesus, how does she even order pizza? Like, the girl can't string together a goddamn sentence. It's like a grab bag. It's like magnetic poetry that's coming out of her head. I've like, phrases. She's like, yo, you know what? Like, the frozen yogurt, it was hot, but you know, it was cold. So I thought I'd just keep eating it so I don't need to be a colder, but I was getting harder. And I didn't know what to do. So I just ate the whole thing. And I was like, oh my God, nah. So do you keep up with, I ask you this every week, you don't watch live feeds, but you watch after dark. Right? But I try to watch after dark. You know, this past week, I sort of did not watch after dark nor did I keep up with the feeds that much. So I don't have too much. So this is a great show talk because Renee is asking, yeah, straight show. Straight guys. But you're bro, but I know Renee is saying, Alyssa with batshit cray, or she went bat poo insane the other day, not mean just crazy. So a man cray, a man cray, is that her name? A man, right? They need a better name than that. Sex acts getting to be daily around four a.m. this morning was a possible BB first, a man cray BJ in the HOH bathroom. Yeah. Wow. Well, it reminds me of season 10, when April and Ollie would have sex in like the, in like that one room, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And you see, and I think it's, you see them under the covers, I just have a video of it on my blog. See them under the covers? That's my foot move. I need to hear like a lot of like, oh, so gross. What? Okay. All right. So let's go back to some. The whole thing is like fucking my brain. But I do want to know about Alyssa going crazy. Could someone please fill me in on what Alyssa did to go out right back? Yeah. Someone go to Facebook.com/watchwhatcrapins, you'll see there's a discussion thread. Go there and fill us in. Yeah. People are telling us about kinds of shit. So anyway, so there was the, the have not competition. And so basically they had to eat whichever team ate the most frozen yogurt, or at least frozen yogurt was the have not. So poor Andy's have not again. And what else happened on that showed? Were there any, the aligned stuff? You know what? I'd like to say something about that little Andy kid. We don't see much of him, but he's on a reality show. He's a gay guy. Okay. Big brother traditionally has the most annoying gay people on earth as the gay people. Like so embarrassing. And this year they didn't. They got like a normal kind of funny, sweet, nice gay guy. He has not talked about being gay really. I don't think he hasn't like made a sob story about it. He hasn't told anybody off like fagging out on anybody. And one of the biggest things is he's actually got a story that he did not make into like my mom is dying of cancer sob story for the TV. And that is that he was obviously like X, like hundreds of parents heavier, right? Yes, because when he was shirtless in that competition, you could see he's sort of had hanging skin. Yeah. And I'm not even being catty. I'm just saying like, what the hell kind of reality show contestant doesn't immediately say like, I used to be 200 pounds heavier and I lost all that weight and I deserve to win this show because you know what people do? Because he's like, this is why we like Andy because he's like a nice guy and he's not like ridiculous and he doesn't like broadcast every stupid thing in his life to the masses. That's also why the camera hates him because they will never film him. And you know what Andy, you're you're really great on Big Brother. You will never be on shot. Yeah. Well, I like that. He really does only one thing per week, which is he just comes in and he votes. He comes in and he's like, hey, Julie, sadly, I vote to evict Caitlyn. By Julie. And he just goes and everyone. But that's like cute. And for some reason, you're like, oh, that Andy, yeah, and I like that he has like one line maybe every week where he's just calling out the stupidity of the people around him. I know. You know, he'll be like, yay, you're an idiot. Yeah. That's I do love. I do love how much of you occasionally when they allow him to talk shit in the in the dire room, how much he does talk when he calls Aaron the devil. That's the best. Yes. I thought it was sort of funny when Caitlyn was ultimately evicted and she was like, I was really most disappointed in Andy. I was like, what? Andy. I was like, what? Where did that come from? I think that I guess that's one of those things that you only see if you watch the feeds like Andy sitting there, combing her hair and telling her she's pretty or listening to her complaint about, you know, how she's treated like a bowling ball by Jeremy or whatever, you know? He's like the gay guy always just sit there and listen to the pretty girl. I mean, look at look at our lives. That's pretty much what I do. I know. Look, I have like a pretty girl in the other room. She just doesn't want to come out here. She's like, she's like, I ain't coming out there for no one. She's like, I ain't coming out there to us about me, OK? I was going to shut a captain like that, right? Hello. What? She's like, yo, she's like, yo, I don't have the time to come out there right now. I don't have the time. I've got a clock in my head. I love that. I love that Gina Marie actually said today. You know what? You was guys. I'm a nice girl with a bad accent. I was like, no one thinks you're a nice girl. Stop. Stop. That's not what people are thinking. So I know what you was just thinking. No, you don't even know what you're thinking. Yeah. So pretty much Sunday's show was-- it was really nothing but, I think, Amanda trying to get Howard nominated. It was just like every single thing, you know, had to-- like, had to do with Howard. She's like, yeah, it's really hot out here today. Gosh, I probably should put on Howard, huh? She's like, oh God, I'm starving. Oh, it would feel much less hungry if Howard was on a bus back home right now. Yeah. I slept so well, but I probably slept a lot better if Howard were out of this house. What was with that? Why is she so anti-houred? Why is she so anti-houred? Here's what I think happened. You know, Howard was caught lying and was part of this alliance. And then so Amanda felt threatened by it. And so she thought Howard was going to go up on the block initially, but Helen was going to put an hour up on the block. She didn't put Howard on the block. And then I think Amanda got on her head that like, well, this is a huge mistake. And I think she worked herself up. And then she truly began to believe like, Howard was the number one threat and enemy in the house. And now she is-- she just has her blinders on, like, you know, like horse blinders because she sort of looks equine sometimes. And I think that she-- I wish I had my blinders on a one piece. Who are you? Thanks. Who wears blinders in the big brother house? Are you like a horse? Noah, he can't-- I think you look like a stripper. Noah Fence? Yeah. Howard to me is really wonderful because he's so nice. He's so big. We've seen his wiener. It's lovely. Yeah. He sticks up for the girl. You know, like, he sticks up for the girl. And I love that he has that like a meathead thing where if he wants to look smart, he gets his clearest boutique glasses that have no lens. You know there's no lenses. I love those. You know those are like fake smart glasses, which Jesse also wears for the same reason. And he's just really dumb. Like he's just not a smart person, but he's so nice and I just love his stupidity. It makes me like-- Yeah, every single time. It's like, hey, all right, come here. I know the last alliance didn't work out, but let's start a new alliance and don't tell anybody. Oh, wait. Let's tell her. Let's tell her. Come here. Come here. Come here. Don't tell anybody. Well, new alliance. Okay. And if you're going to start a new alliance, don't call it the same alliance that just got busted up. I know. It's like the new moving company. Yeah. It's like we're not U-Haul. Now we're a writer, but it's still a moving company. So we run out of moving companies. We're just going to keep reforming this terrible, terrible, terrible alliance. I know. It's like, okay, let's name this movie Ishtar and maybe this one will be a success. Okay. This alliance is going to be called Howard the Duck. Get in line. Everybody's going to be afraid of us. You know, what was I going to say about Howard? Yeah, you know, some people online have been like, oh, I hate Howard, you know, he's like, he's a liar and yet he hides behind the Bible. I have not found that his Bible, something has been excessive. Maybe that's just what we're seeing on as viewers at home as opposed to live feed people. I don't feel like he's like a normally religious person. Well, there was a montage of him. Look, what we've learned this season, if there's a montage of anything, it's gotten so bad in the house that the editors are like, fuck it. Let's just make it its own segment because the racism, you didn't see a thing about it until there was like an entire montage about it, right? So we did get a Howard religious montage where he was like, okay, now let's pray. And it's praying like didn't make any sense. Like the words he was using together didn't go together. He would be like, God, I'd like to ask you for a fantastical cylindrical day. What? That's not a prayer. That doesn't know what you're saying. That's why it's not giving you what you want. Jesus. Learn the language, dude. It's time to sound like Aaron now. Oh, yeah. And it's because you're black. What's you going to do? What's you going to do? This is my black. What you going to do? Aaron, what's you going to do? What you going to do girl? Oh, I thought you were being Gina Marie. You want to see my black? You want the black to come out? You're bringing the black out. You're bringing the black out. She was terrible. You want the black to come out? She acted like a penguin. She did that. She sort of came out with her chest. You want the black to come out? You want the black? You want the black? I can't stop rotating. I can't stop rotating. I can't stop rotating. Nick. Nick, where are you Nick? She's ridiculous. And just to have that haggard like her eyes never close the same. She's always like, like every screenshot every time I pause it and it's on her. Showing some terrible foes. Showing looks like she just got banged in the back of an Annie says. So, just to prove that we're not racist with Howard's terrible, terrible speaking skills, Gina Marie, that was another montage that came through. Which was wonderful. I mean, the editors are really good. They have so much to work with. Well, I'm telling you, I love that there's this huge cast because there's so much room for like idiot behavior. Plus there's so much room for like more fighting because, you know, it's sort of what we're getting to before. We thought like, it seemed like things might be simmering down, but there's still so many people in the house. Plus, there's so many girls too. It's just like the fights just keep on blooming, you know, no compromising on the casting there. Yeah, the fights are going. The girls are staying. I think that every time you have this many girls, it's just bound to get ugly. I'm so, so happy. I hope that no more girls go home. I was actually kind of sad. Caitlyn went home. I mean, she does nothing and I probably won't even remember what she looks like tomorrow, but she did, you know, she did get behind Aaron through a lot of nasty shit, which I thought was really fun. Yeah, I loved, honestly, I loved that like second or third week when they were such mean girls. Oh, that was just a brilliant TV. I loved it. So what's up with Julie just being so out there now with her feelings? I mean, Julie is very reserved and I feel like lately she's like, so basically everyone called you a mean girl, you're a racist, you're a slut, anything else to add? Okay. Thanks for coming on the show. I think I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves, but I think that Julie, her thing is that if she doesn't reference these things, if she doesn't call out this these like hated cast members, CBS is actually going to get shit for like, how could you let the racist off the hook? Oh, I'm totally glad she's doing it. I think it's great that she's doing it. I just wish that she had always been like that. I feel like she's just more like ferocious than usual this year. Oh, yeah. No, I love it. I love, you know, I love a ferocious chin bot, you know? Yeah, I'm really enjoying it. My little, I did a little of these. By the way, Lisa Pierce says, Ben, every time, every time you put that s'mata on your head, you look like my mother on a religious holiday. You know, Marie, about Mitzvah, but Rocha, Tawat Anoi, Elohinim Al-Hilam, hot and cold frozen yoga. Amen. Oh, wait. Don't forget. Don't forget. Why? I can't speak to that. I've got a new downstairs neighbor and she's like, here's every single thing and she complains. 12 years living in LA, never gotten a complaint about noise, but my new neighbor downstairs, why? Oh, what is she complaining? What's she saying? Is she sending you, like, like, letters? About my music, generally, but I feel like if I start to do a genomary yelling at 1115, like a... Why? You know what I say, fuck it. I live in a bungalow and, you know, it's like your own plate. It feels like your own house, which is kind of cool, but it's not at all because the next house is like this far from your house, like the bedrooms or like, whatever. Everything's like this. You're separated by a foot. Don't be complaining about me. I have listened to you have sex. I heard when your nieces came over, we're like jumping all over the place, screaming. I heard when you dropped your remote control on the ground, like, shut up. I can do whatever I want in here. Exactly. That's what I feel like. All right. So now let's move on to Wednesday's show on Big Brother and we had... So the first thing I think that happened, the first significant thing that happened was that Spencer and Howard realized, you know, they were sort of on the outs. Why not align with genomary and Caitlin because they're on the outs too, which was actually a smart idea where they went wrong, though, is that they brought Judd into the loop. And if you ask me that, well, I obviously have turned out to be a very dumb decision. Why do you think they included Judd? Because they're just too nice. They're just too nice and they're just fucking stupid. I mean, let's have a secret until everybody. Spencer is not too nice, by the way. Spencer is an asshole. Ben, let's talk about article. I just moved into a new house and it is really hard to find quality furniture that honestly I can afford without feeling terribly guilty. I found the most beautiful stuff on article. 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So you really miss a lot of it when they're having the live feeds. Yeah. They can only show so much. But we have some updates that just came in on our Facebook page, facebook.com/wattrocraphens. Okay. So Emmie says, "Andy is in a secret alliance with Judd, Amanda, and McCrae, and Kaylin thought he was on her side. And he was lying to everybody. And all the girls were like, "He's so nice when he's scheming. He's also making fun of Howard, not racists." Okay, now Renee Worsau says, "I could not find clips from the feeds, but Alyssa Meltdown started out with her reaction to Amanda's Dammatrix performance. The one-piece bathing suit was just the start. Thanks." The next day, she went off on McCrae and Andy because they thought she was making fun of her religion when they were just trying to tell her to keep her voice down. It was an insane response. And then she went off-roading from her alliance to get Kaylin to fess up to being in an alliance in which Ariane over her -- okay, so we heard that on TV. All right. So she's basically just cracking slowly, but surely. So who raised her and Rachel? I mean, is it she and Rachel? No, who raised her and Rachel? Like, did they have parents? What was that like? Were they left in front of a church when they were just like babies and adopted by someone who really likes play-doh and thought them how to like mutilate their faces? Like, who are these girls raised by? I want to meet them. I want them to be my big brother. They were raised by, I think, like a Vitamix blender and a spatula. I think that's the parenting skills that are involved with these two women. You know what? I think I just came up with a brilliant spinoff or actually maybe just a season, but a big brother season where it's all the parents of the most popular place. Ooh, you know, I love old people on reality shows. That could be some good shit. That would be excellent shit. Okay. So they started this alliance and then we found out that America had voted, America as MVP, voted for Alyssa to be the third nominee. Okay. So now, oh, Alyssa, Alyssa asked a good question. What is Alyssa's religion? She's Christian, right? Isn't that what they said on the show? Yes. She's like trying to be a good Christian. Okay. I'm Facebook. So we had this MVP stuff and it was like, oh, my God, who's MVP, who's MVP? And actually Helen figured it out immediately. She figured out exactly how it was working, but no one else actually understood. And so Alyssa was MVP. And then everyone thought that Alyssa had actually was the MVP and nominated herself to throw suspicion off herself, which is the dumbest thing that we've ever heard on this season. Well, who came up with a Caitlin. I mean, she's not the brightest bulb on the tree, you know, maybe she's she did that. Maybe her brain was still frozen over from too much frozen yogurt. It was hot and cold. I was so confused. Why can't there be one temperature ice cream? Nick, why? Oh, okay. So it was America. So this is like the UK version, right, because this is how they do it over there. Doesn't America vote who gets kicked off on that version? Yeah. So since apparently I guess clearly since America keeps on voting out, I mean, voting for Alyssa to be MVP, big brother is like, okay, we got to change this up, which is why we were actually America's MVP the second week in a row, which is, I don't mind. I like it, but I liked also that there was someone in the house who's MVP, so. I did too. I think that added another layer to it because this way, well, I guess I still don't know that America is choosing and it did cause some good drama this week with them all trying to figure out who it was. Nobody trusted each other. So I thought that part of it was really good, but I don't know. America's just kind of stupid. We got a joint the other day that was saying, duh, America is so stupid. They didn't understand the rules and they thought they were voting for Alyssa to be MVP, but they actually were voting for her to get on the block. When you responded, well, maybe it's just Aaron's fans that are voting for her. What do you think? Do you think that America really is stupid and they thought they were voting for Alyssa to get something good? I think it's both. I think America is definitely stupid. And I think that Arians fans probably, I don't think that Arians is not that hurt, she had her fans, but probably all of Alyssa's fans that paid attention probably voted for Arian and then all those votes were discounted. So who knows? The people who don't like Rachel may be voted in. Oh, that's true. I hope that this week America does not nominate Alyssa. I hope it's like someone good. I hope it's not like Gina Marie because I want the household to be pointing fingers like, who nominated Spencer? You know, something like that. I mean, I want them to do that too. Who nominated Spencer? Maybe Amanda, if Amanda, if America votes for Amanda to go up, oh wow, that would be amazing. Amazing. Well, that is going to be amazing because the first crack she started to see in Alyssa was when the tide turned against her, right? And it was just like Rachel. You remember Rachel was so fun and she was like a bimbo on a total moron, but I mean, her first scene was like, I'm a chemist. And she was like in a bikini with a beaker or some shit. Like, how can you not love that? You know? You're rooting for her, you're rooting for her, and the second it flips, it's like, grab a light fast, turn into a monster. And so it needs to turn against every one of them to see how they'll react. And watching Alyssa is great, and that's a slow, slow boil. I can't wait for that flower to bloom. Amanda is not going to be a slow boil at all. Shit. Amanda is going to go on a witch hunt. First of all, she's going to accuse Howard of being a VP. She's like, you did this, didn't you? You did this. I also love, by the way, just fast-forward when there was the, there was like a little like town meeting on tonight's episode. And they're like, oh, all we're missing are McCray and Amanda. And they cut to like a man that is like mounting McCray on the bed. Like one thigh here, one hundred, boom, boom. It's like Stone Cold Steve Austin meets Cinemax, meets Long Island. That poor guy. I mean, I've seen whipped guys, but that guy is just like a slave. He's poor things. He's going to be destroyed. So anyway, so then we have the veto competition and Alyssa won, she took herself off the block, right? Am I missing anything so far? Shoot yourself off the block. And Judd had to go. I'm missing something because I dumb asked in order to take herself off of the block, she had to take a card that says she will not be playing next week at all in the veto. She's not allowed to play the veto. Oh, she's really screwed this week. She's screwed. She's like a damn fool. So she's going to get put on the block because Erin is head of household. So she's going to be on the block. And I think that people are going to get rid of her. I think they will actually, I think this actually she's had a, she escaped a lot, but unless Helen wins, I think she's done. Well, but she even kind of screwed over Helen because she went and, you know, she went and told Caitlyn there's big plans. Well, we'll get to that in a moment. Mom forgives, but she does not forget. She does not. So anyway, so how are we to pour Judd guts gets locked in a room for 24 hours with the buzzer going off every nine minutes? That's just like cruel. Like at certain point, I mean, big brother, like, come on, you don't do that mean. Yeah. It's funny. I just felt bad for the guy. Um, say it again. I was reading the face. But no judge just being in like a snooze. I just feel like God bless it. You know, they can't rig something like that that we saw because they were like digging through the mud. It's not the one where they were digging through the mud for shit. So they were digging through the mud. So obviously that one was not rigged. You know, I think a lot of the, I think a lot of us think a lot of these are rigged. But I do think that it was like an attempt to just make him do something. I mean, Jesus Christ, that guy is so lame, he's so real and he's so stupid. He should be like the perfect combination of like stupid and cute, right? He's just like, uh, well, at home, we throw frogs and we cut the legs off for dinner. Do you serve them hot or cold or, uh, neck? You want to see my frog come out? You want to see my frog come out? You want to see my frog? You want to see my frog? Well, no, it's happening again, no, oh, no, oh, I'm back, I'm back. Oh, so poor, so Judd had, Judd's really talking like he wants to play a big game. Judd, you put up the most hated people in the house, you made no decision on your own. That was really not much of a game, no, it was, that was actually a classic, uh, floater kind of household, uh, week for him and then, um, so I think that, so then ultimately, Alyssa took herself off and Gina Marie went up instead. Oh, oh, oh, so here's the best part. This is what we missed. Alyssa is nominated for, um, for the MVP nomination and she's so pissed and she's like doing the dishes and Gina Marie comes up and I was like, hey, feel better, he's like, feel better, and Alyssa's just like, could you just stop? I'm like, I'm just going, I'm not obsessed with you. Could you go? I'm not obsessed. I'm not obsessed. And like, even though Gina Marie is the biggest idiot and she's even racist or whatever, I actually felt genuinely bad for her because she just was coming over and this girl just, this is another seed of Alyssa's bitchiness coming out, she's like, let's just stop it. You know? Yeah. And like, Gina Marie, I will say this, there's a weird part of me that sort of likes Gina Marie. There's like some sort of like stupid wide-eyed innocence about her. Like, yes, wildly racist, wildly stupid, um, disgusting stage five clinger, uh, perhaps a stalker, but a little sweet. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, you know, one of the best things about Big Brother to me is their contestant choosing because they're not like, I feel like a lot of shows, you know, they're, yeah. I like their contestant choosing. Well, um, we're talking about Gina Marie, um, but I really like how they cast because they really do go for like the lowest common denominator. It's like, who's at home watching this three nights a week? People ain't doing nothing like us. Yeah. They're just basically coming. They're just basically like knocking on doors. A lot of these things are just cast in Hollywood. Like, I know a guy who was supposed to be on Survivor and he was a shirtless model in front of Abercrombie and someone just came up to him and was like, you want to be on Survivor? I'm a casting director. Like that's how that shows cast. This one, they like knock on trailer doors and they're like, anybody need to have a million dollars? What I gotta do, what I gotta do, that's what makes it fun, like Project Runway just started last week and I was just getting caught up on that because that shows like you never know if that's going to be good or terrible. But this one, they finally figured it out. They just picked the poorest, gayest, crazy people they could find. Normally they, it's like some of them are classy. These are all homeless people. Like you can smell them from the couch and they are going to, there's like a drag queen who wears a shawl, like a big red hair and he just wants hairspray. Like he doesn't even care, he doesn't need the sewing machine, he doesn't need the MacBook or whatever they give, the HP envy or whatever they give him. He just wants like hairspray and a new pashmina, you know. So anyway, he's a big brother for White Trash. Yeah, so Porjina Marie, Porjina Marie for the brunt of Alyssa's wrath there for a moment. I'll swear, I'll swear on the Bible, I'll swear on the Bible, please Tom, that's tacky. But isn't that how you get a bully every single time? Because China Marie, like just to your point that she's actually nice, I can't, the reason I kind of agree with that is because really the racist stuff that she was saying, like you want me to bring the blackout and all that, like yeah, that's ghetto, but it's also kind of Staten Island. Sorry, Staten Island. Well, I live there. I can say that. Absolutely. Unfortunately, I wish it were just as simple as that, but China Marie actually, she dropped the n-word in a really nasty way. She did. Oh wait, but don't tell me that yet because I want to make my other point first. So it just doesn't stop it back. But I think in that particular instance, she was just blindly sticking up for her idiot girlfriend. It's like girls have this thing where once they click, that's it. I mean, they will stick, they will go to war over the dumbest things against other people just because one of them got mad at somebody else. And so they'll all go after that other person. So I think she was kind of being sweet in a way. She was just trying to be a loyal friend with her racism, you guys. Well, unfortunately for you, Ronnie, she was caught on camera talking about it. I guess I think it was that Candice and Howard are sticking together. It's like n-word insurance. Wow. Meanwhile, we also forgot to mention you're just like, I just forgot about that one because I remember that and I'm horrified that I could just forgive that. I think that's what watching reality TV does. It's like, you can just forgive everything. Yeah. Like George Zimmerman, I'll put that over. That was last season. Who cares? Give him a job. Some sort of contraption is just floated into your screen right there. It's like it's got some sort of a sponge on it. Yeah. Who's your dog? My dog. And your dog's back there. Viewer. Hi. Let's be alert. Oh, we're so cute. Is he distracting you? I can move the camera. I don't know. I think he's adorable. I love your long body. Oh my God. You know, we also didn't mention that Aaron got into a fight with Caitlyn and you know, Marie. And it was like, guys, I think Jen wants to put up a girl this week. And you know, Marie was like, what? No. No, I don't know. There's nothing we can do about it. I don't like the way you're talking to me. I don't like the way you're talking to me. No, no, no. No, no. He's going to pop the girl. I don't know. We don't know what's going to do. I don't know. Are you talking to me like that? I don't appreciate that. You like how I have Gina Marie on a cell phone even though they don't have a cell phone. But then her mind is coming. I think she's just like picking her nails. She was just like, she's like, no, well, it's not going to happen. No, well, I don't know, maybe there'll be a complimentization, I don't know, I don't know. But Steven Aaron, Steven Aaron, I don't like how you're talking to me. What are you talking to me like that for? What is your problem? What? Why? I feel like I'm being discriminated against for being pretty again. We're in the minority, and I love that they showed her saying that she's in the mind. She's a minority like three more times. I know. They're great. So anyway, okay, so now we are up to tonight's episode. And I was surprised. I did not think that there'd be so much drama, but there was actually, it was like a full on like good, there was good drama. So basically, I think where it began was that Judd being the Weasley floater is people love Judd. But he is totally like the, he has no background. And he decided to out his new alliance with Howard and Caitlin and all of them. And he told who did he tell was it Helen and Amanda, I don't know, he told some people on the couch is there. Do you remember who we told? No, either way, he added it, he added the alliance because there was, they were debating do we ever have Ariane or do we get rid of Caitlin? Oh, he was telling Helen and I don't know, it was just like through like I start like once they're in a team, I'm just like, yeah, I get bored. Yeah. Like those people really show some solidarity, they, I'm like, whatever, you're good people shut up. I'm not listening. Yeah, exactly. So then they're like, Oh my God, Caitlin is more of a threat than we realized because she's smart and she's been working with, you know, the other side of the house. And on top of that, meanwhile, how Caitlin's real smart thing went down was they were like, Hey, come here girl. You want to be in our club and she's like, Yeah, she's a real fucking mastermind that kind of exactly, meanwhile, Aaron had been doing her best to, to take things to get the heat off her. She was doing a smear campaign against Caitlin. And then she tells Helen, she's like, Okay, um, if you save me, I will do anything. I won't like win HOH, I won't nominate anyone, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It was like the fakest worst deal that could not be backed up by anything. And Helen's like, well, this is an interesting deal. It changes everything a little bit now. I'm like, Ellen, what are you talking about? It's like such a classic BS, like, if you save me, I won't put you up for the next two weeks. Oh, no, I know. Okay. So that brings us back to Facebook, which is really active today. Love it. Even though Ben is probably hating me for staring at it so much. No, I'm like, I'm like, no, no, I'm totally listening to you. I'm totally hearing you. One thing is Lisa, let me start with Lisa Pierce. She wanted us to bring up that, God, there's just so much, there's so much where she was, she wanted to bring up that Aaron said, without my face, I'm useless, which, okay, yes, that map's so true. And at least she has the self awareness to know that. So a couple of updates, Candice is also stage five, Klinger on Howard. Yeah. Okay, that's going to be fun watching her turn into a stalker and Renee. Where's Renee? They asked the diary room if there were, if it was possible to nominate yourself and they said, yes, it was possible. So everyone spent the whole week thinking, well, listen nominated yourself. And then Renee has another one. After the show tonight, Helen immediately got with Aaron to reinforce Aaron's promise to let Helen and Elizabeth H.O.H. nominees. So Helen is like so stupid. Meanwhile, Alyssa is wailing like Gina Marie that she is going on the block and can't play POV. Amanda is pushing for Howard or Candice to go up with her Amanda, Jesus literally sizzered Aaron, not sure why. And all hell has broken out for who will be the nominees. That's great. I wouldn't be surprised actually if Aaron went after Amanda and McCray, honestly, or maybe she'll go after like Amanda and Alyssa. She was smart. She put up Amanda and Alyssa. Alyssa because she cannot play for Vito and also because she knows that Alyssa hates her and Amanda because Amanda's running the show. Yeah. Sort of. Well, I don't know. Aaron's not really known for her brains, but I think that if she knows that Alyssa wants her out, but she also knows that Alyssa is always like one step from being out anyway. So I think you're right. I think it would be kind of a waste for her to use it on that. And they, you know, they say a big brother expected and expected, but the season it really has been. I mean, every week, whoever's gone home, I wasn't expecting them to go home. Yeah, I was not. I thought tonight was gonna be Aaron's moment for sure. So okay. So anyway, Judd tells about the moving company at 2.0 and then Helen goes and she tells Amanda and Alyssa and Athorja and she's like, okay, there's this other alliance we have to, we have to blindside Caitlyn, don't tell a single person. But here is here in lies the rub because Alyssa has her own agenda, which is she wants to get Aaron out because Aaron, she and Aaron hit each other. And so Alyssa doesn't give a fuck about this other alliance. She's like, I want to get Aaron out as soon as possible. So she goes, she goes up to Caitlyn in the kitchen and she's like, Hey, thanks for doing the dishes. Have you heard this rumor that I'm obsessed with? It's about this rumor is about how you are working with Howard and sponsor. And so Caitlyn's like, what? No, of course not. And then Alyssa's like, well, someone's been spreading that rumor. I think it's, I think it's Aaron. So then, so then that's when all hell goes was because of course, Aaron hears the entire thing, which is just perfect. That's perfect, big brother. And Aaron goes to Helen, right? And Aaron says, why did Alyssa just tell, tell this to, to Caitlyn. So how are you? I love that Aaron treats Alyssa like she's the maid, like everything she wants done. She asked somebody else to tell her. She's like, um, will you please tell Lola that when she cleans the bathroom, she needs to get under the seat as well because I'm not an idiot. I lift the seat and I can see there's pee on it. So tell her that and tell me what she says and not in Spanish because I'm not going to find that amusing text. No hablo Spanish. So then Helen goes and confronts Alyssa and is like, did you tell this to Caitlyn? And Alyssa's like, no, I absolutely did not say anything, but thanks for asking. So she's like, so then Alyssa is like full on lying at that point. And then they bring in Caitlyn and Caitlyn's like, no, I'm not in line. So then Caitlyn's like, everyone is suddenly just like lying in this room. And then they're like, well, let's bring in everyone. So then all of a sudden we have this little house meeting that's going on. And it's like, well, who Alyssa, who told you about this? She's like, well, I'm not going to say it was like the least honest house meeting of all time. And then somehow, you know, Alyssa and Aaron started getting into it. They started fighting again because Aaron, Aaron was actually being truthful in that moment and was like, why are you starting shooting down? And it's like dumb girls fighting. Okay. Who do you want to be? Alyssa or Aaron? I'll be Alyssa. Okay. Alyssa, I just don't understand why you're talking about me. I'm not talking about you, but you are. There's a big difference about talking about you and talking to you and I'm not talking to you or about you, but you're talking about I'm so sick of it. Whatever. Why? Why are you doing that? Not, but thanks for asking because it's nice that you take an interest in why I'm talking about things, but I wasn't talking about you at all and you should hear the full story. You should ask me about what I'm talking about you about before you go and talk about me talking about you to other people. You lie more than American on a job application. Actually, I don't lie at all. You're the one who lies. Thanks. No offense. I'm not talking about whoever is social security, never you stole. I said, "Sorry." Aaron is just so stupid and that fight was just like two dumb girls going, "Uh-uh. You did." Nah-ah, you did. Nah-ah, you did. Exactly. Nah-ah. Well, that's what I love about this season, which is that like, okay, we got rid of Jeremy and like the, the, the, the, the, their awful alliance has, has crumbled, but now we come on to the next phase of conflict, which is going to be the crystallization or further crystallization of Alyssa and Aaron and, by the way, have you noticed that Alyssa and Aaron, neither of their names are, are spelled the way they sound. And so it's like, you have Aaron and you, you, you, Elisa, but they're not, they're not actually pronounced that way. Yeah. Just a, just a thought for people to think about because I know a few of that. Yeah. My sister did that. That's like a new, um, like kind of boring white person trend that's going on. It's like, name your baby something kind of normal, but spell it really weird. It's like, that's what my sister's doing. And the phone is like auto-correcting shit. Why are you misspelling their names? I'm like, it's not, it's auto-correct. You're misspelling their names. Do you understand? It's not me. I don't have to spell your damn kid's names. So, so okay, so ultimately, um, um, Caitlin was voted out, right? Yeah. And then, and then she goes and she meets with Julie and just like, you know, just so you know, America thought you and Unimarie and Aaron were mean girls. And she was like, what? She's totally shocked. She's like, what? Come on, guys. Guys. You guys are such losers, like those losers in high school. Oh my God, I'm not a mean girl, but you guys seriously never talked to me. Pretty for all of you fat people in the audience. Well, what's up with her? Well, I would, I'd be with her on that. Big Brother has this knack for getting some of the homiest audience members. Oh, yeah. You remember when Oprah made people dress up and everyone was like, how dare she? And Oprah was like, no, you have to have a shirt and you have to fit in a seat. And you have to like comb your hair and people were like, how dare she? Nice trying, dope, bro. Yeah. Big Brother. Not so much. Different channel. Yeah. So anyway, so Caitlyn is shocked that she was a mean girl. And then I loved when Julie was like, so are you going to meet up with Jeremy? She's like, you know, I'm sure someday. It was just like, well, she's like, you're going to Vegas? Is Jeremy to come to? She's like, well, you know, he can do what he wants to do. Yeah. She is not like she turned out to be the player in that relationship. Yeah. She's like, oh my God, I'm totally going to marry her. I love her. She's beautiful. She's like. Yeah. She's like, um, no, she's like, I'm super back in the way. She's like, I'm super famous now. So I'm going to go try to date Taylor Kitch. Oh my God. So what are there any like people from Big Brother who got kicked off in the beginning like these losers who actually became anything other than sad. No, right? No, they just were sad. Um, always sad. Um, let's see. So then she's voted off and then we had a head of household and Aaron won head of household. I have to say I was secretly happy because even though I hate Aaron, it's always good to keep the villain in the house as long as possible. Yeah. There are so many crazies in this house that need to stay. This, uh, like I said, it's way too early to see that crazy go. Aaron is causing so much crap. Love her. Gina Marie. I hope she just falls in love with any penis around and sobs when they get kicked off. Um, I mean, there's just so many great characters. Yeah. I don't know. This is the point where all the ones you haven't seen yet suddenly start coming through because there's no, there's no one else to show. So we get to start seeing other people's crazy. Yeah. I'm kind of rooting for Andy to turn into a terrible homosexual at this point just so I can laugh. I think we're going to start seeing more of Jessie soon. I think, you know, Jessie has been on any other cast. Jessie would have been the star annoying person, annoying, clingy, bitchy, all that stuff. But she's been out shined by all these other people, but I think we're going to start, I think she's going to, she's going to step into her own right now. I think we're going to see some good conflict and I'm very excited about that. Yeah. When Jessie's one of her first things that she said this season was other girls hate me because I'm so pretty. They're like so jealous, like they notoriously hate me. I was like, oh my God, I'm going to love her. Yeah. She hasn't really done anything but eat. Yeah. Exactly. She's trying to make herself be more approachable for other women. So she's like, I've got to put on some fat. I guess so. It just makes me think of the preview of the first season of the Elle World when Laura Lenny says, you can't be fat and miserable. Exactly. No. You can't be fat and mean. Yeah. You have to be nice. Yeah. Okay. So getting ready for next week. Who do you think is going to be put up? Let's make our bets. Alyssa and I think Alyssa, Alyssa and Amanda I think actually could, I think that's what it could be. I think it would be Alyssa and Amanda. I think that I don't think she's going to put up Helen because she seems to have had some sort of mild bonding with Helen. Or she might be vindictive and put up Judd, but I think it'll be Alyssa and Amanda. I think she's going to want to break up Amanda and McCrae. I can see that happening. Okay. I'm going to say that she's going to put up Howard and Candice just because of the obvious racist choices. Yeah. That's true. What am I thinking? But she was called out for being a racist, so hope so. She probably won't do that. But I don't know. I like when someone really just sticks to their character traits, no matter what. You know, she might put up Howard and Candice and say, "Well, you know, you guys are like a duo and Howard, you're powerful." But I think she's going to put up Alyssa because Alyssa is obviously gunning for her. I mean, it would make sense for her to put up Alyssa. Well, we actually haven't even talked about Candice and Howard. What do you think about that? They're like a couple now. They're doing it or what? Yeah. They're like a couple. Candice does really nothing in the show. She's another one who, you know, she had her moment, but we're going to see a lot more of Candice. A lot more interesting stuff from her. She's going to bring the block out as you know, Marie would say, "You want me to bring the block out? You want me to bring the block out?" Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Want me to bring the Staten Island out? Want me to bring the boobs out, Nick? Hey, Nick. They're coming out. They're coming out. Marie. That doesn't even make sense. Oh, for Jean, don't worry. I cannot wait till she comes out. The first eviction episode of this season, the audience was like reacting. And people were placing their boat, saw it here or boo, and they put the gabash on that halfway through. Yeah. It kind of upsets me because I love in the UK when they get kicked out and they come out and people boo them. Yeah. I was watching this. I've only seen one season. It was a celebrity big brother over there, and Tara Reed was on it. And over there, you don't play like over here. Here, you're scheming against each other. You're trying to trick people into being on your team and getting people there. You're just living in a house and other, you know, the country's voting. Yeah. It's not the same. You don't have to scheme. You just basically have to not get hated by the country, right? Yeah. Well, stupid Tara Reed's like, that girl, let's get that girl kicked up. I don't believe in her. I don't like what she's up to. And the Brits were like, uh-uh. And when she came off of that show, she got booed so hard. I mean, everybody booed her, and she was like, and the host was like, so, you know, it's all right. It's all right. She's like, they're booing me. And he's like, yeah. And I'm like, well, I really don't appreciate how you guys edited me. I didn't even see in the show, but she was already blaming the editing. Love it. Well, also the big brother over there is like so malicious, the, um, the episode that I saw was when Spencer and Heidi were on. And there is this woman who is on, they're all celebrities and she's from British celebrity. And she wanted a letter from home so badly, so, so, so badly. And then they were all given letters from home. But then, and then someone was called and it was like, please select a prior, a number of priority, whatever. So someone goes in there and it's like, okay, well, this woman, she's number one. She wants to read her letter first. We're going to put her number one and they go all the way down and they put Spencer and Heidi at the bottom of the list and they go, congratulations, you have selected the order in which the letters will be destroyed. And it was like, you have to like, it was like, each person has to complete a task and if they don't, then a letter, another letter will be destroyed. And so Heidi and Spencer, it was like, they asked them to like, like, not hang out in the same room. And they're like, no, we want to be in the same room. They're like, all right, then a letter has to be destroyed and they destroyed this horrible letter that she wanted to read so badly. It was amazing. Those letters from home always cracked me up because I imagine what mine would be like, mine would be like, you owe us money. Yeah, mom, I would be like, why are you on this show? What are you doing with your life? The famous, the famous quote I always tell people is that one time I was watching Jersey Shore and I was forcing my mom to watch it and my dad walked in and my mom just turned to my dad and goes, our son has declined. I'm like, yes, mom, I have. Yeah, it's a pretty sad world. My mom watches like serial killer shows though, like that's how she goes to sleep. She turns on shows where, like, people are getting murdered and screaming and stuff. So whatever. I'll stick with the housewives. At least just screaming is entertaining. They're not getting dismembered. Yeah. All right. Let's wrap this bowl. Yeah. Nice. So our parents hate us. The end. The end. All right. Well, another fun time. Thanks, everyone, for listening and watching. Thank you to all the people on Joker's updates who've been supporting our show. We definitely appreciate that. Yeah. Thank you, guys. And also, thanks for everybody on Facebook for coming out to play. Renee, Emmy, Lisa, Mandelet. You all, you know who you are. 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