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That's audible.com/crapids or text Crapids to 500-500. Ben Mantleker, and you are watching the TV click, and with me as usual, Ronnie Karam, and Matt Woodfield. Ronnie from trashtalktv.com, and Matt Woodfield from Yahoo, Matt has just put in a 35-hour day covering the Emmys for Yahoo, and so we're very excited that he was actually able to show up here with eyes wide open. That's why I'm in my bed. It's glamour. Oh, my God. You're in your bed shirtless, Matt. This is stupid. Matt Lewis. Matt Lewis. You're a whore. I love it. I'm tired. Yeah. This is in the... A whore. That's a tiring life. This is in the spirit of Big Brother where everyone walks around shirtless with little wires around their neck. Matt, good job. Yeah, I'm blushing, kind of. You can't tell on my dark house, but I'm blushing. If you want to stalk Matt and perhaps see more shirtless photos and videos of him, you can... He's on Life on the Enlist on Twitter, on Instagram. I really can't talk. I think my brain has rotted from Big Brother tonight, and also on Instagram, on everything. That's where Matt is, at Life on the Enlist. Ronnie on Twitter is trash tweet TV, but on Instagram, he is trash talk TV, and on Vine, are you Ronnie Karam? Yeah, I'm Ronnie Karam on Vine, but it's all about Instagram right now, okay? I'm obsessed with a new social media thing like every month, and I just figured out Instagram is like a fucking dork recently, and I love it. I love making pictures. Instagram video is the worst though, it truly is. You can find me @bsideblog on Twitter, Instagram, and on Vine, so follow us all. We have to give Matt props to Ronnie. Nobody does an Instagram photo with a bitchy quote on top like you, buddy. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Great job from his new site, trash talk TV. Very, very exciting. We're also from the Watch What Crap Inz Podcast. If you like Bravo, go check out our podcast that we also do, and you can facebook.com/watchwherecrapinz, and we got to give a shout out to all the people at Jokers Updates who are coming over to watch our show. Jokers Updates is like the best place to follow Big Brother. People there are great. They're so supportive. Like Cindy. Yeah, Jokers Update. You guys, I've been trying to get people to watch my videos for years. And finally, Joker Updates, you did it, guys. You did it. Yeah, Big Brother Speed Recap Videos. You guys finally made it happen. Thank you. That's like the biggest thing to happen to me all year. So thank you. Yes. And it was quite a week on Jokers Updates because it was quite a week in the Big Brother House. Okay. So you watch all the live feeds and you keep up with all the feeds and all that good stuff, right? I don't really watch the live feeds, but what I do is I will go into Jokers Updates and there are people who write the live feeds, who write the updates, and I will check in on them. Last week at this time when we were doing this show and I had Big Brother After Dark playing in the background, shit was going down. And that was what we saw mainly on Sunday Night's show. This house went crazy after only the second eviction and it was amazing. It was a great week of Big Brother. Do you guys agree? Oh, yeah. I love it. I've been cracking up every single episode. I think it's really funny. Best comedy on TV. Erin, please never kick Erin out. Please never kick her out. Oh my goodness. No. She's comedy gold. No, nothing like a racist to make comedy gold. For real, right? I don't know how people in the '50s weren't laughing all the time, or maybe they were. Maybe they were. It's been a big summer for racism, holiday. Yeah, it really has been. This is the summer of racism. And I think we just don't need to come out of the closet and just blame the Mexicans. Could you kind of update us on what's been going on on the live feeds or what's been going on kind of in the background, because I avoid that stuff because it kind of ruins our show for me. I like to know, you know, I like the surprises of it all. Well, we've seen a lot of, we've seen a lot of the stuff. I mean, I don't follow it religiously, but we saw a lot of the big stuff, which is that after the eviction, there was some racist shit that went down. Erin flipped Candace's bed, how he pulled Candace out of the room, and then had that conversation, which aired on Sunday's show, which I actually thought was a very fascinating scene in the history of Big Brother. And also in this summer of racism, where how is basically telling Candace, like you have to like calm yourself and you have to rise above it if you want to survive in this game. And it really made me think, honestly, about all like the people who have to deal with those situations in the workplace or anywhere else in life, where they, people want to stand up for themselves and they have to bite their tongue because I'm going to stop you right there because you're sounding fucking crazy because guess what? The Big Brother House is not the real world. No, but you can't tell me that there are people who are in workplaces who have to sit and listen to like racist remarks in some form of remarks. Of course there are, but Candace shouldn't sit back and let these people be assholes to her because she might fear that one week they may nominate her for eviction against two other people. That's some bullshit. She should say you're a racist bitch and everybody on TV knows this now. So why is Candace, well, Candace is like, I'm rising above it and I think it's bullshit. This is Big Brother. She has to, she's in a house full of racists. She can't start like the angry black woman. There are three. She doesn't have to act like an angry black woman. She can act like an angry black woman. No, but that's what they're going to peg her as no matter what she does. Okay, I'm not going to talk. Okay, speaking of our resident angry black woman. Well, I mean, I see what you're saying, but in the real world, you know, Candace would be able to sue for a million dollars. Right. There's human resources in the real world, but there's no human resources in the Big Brother house. No, it's only, it's only $500,000, uh, pre-taxed. Yeah. Exactly. Doesn't Aaron, doesn't Aaron make racism seem like a cute slumber party? Like, I wish racism was really like that. Like, if you were really mad at a black person, you could like tilt their bed or like hit them with a pillow. You know, I feel like our history would be just so much better and we'd have so much more peace in our society if that's what racism really was like, you black bitch, I'm going to put your bed over. It's like, ooh, or his, yeah, but here's the thing, like watching this, watching them, the episode tonight, I was like going into the episode, I would have agreed with you on that. But then to see the way that she was trying to play down and dirty with her BFF, Gina Marie, I was like, oh, she's just, she's a snake. What was she doing? What was she doing? Stealing. Well, we'll get into the whole Gina Marie, a serial killer on her own. But the fact that Erin was willing to torture her best friend in the house that much just took it to another level. No, she's a psychotic bitch. I mean, she's a psychotic racist bitch. And if you, have you guys gone to her Facebook page? Um, yes. So it's actually hilarious because it's this page that only has like 600 likes. And on top of that, every comment is like, you are a racist bitch, you are a racist bitch. But every now and then there's some like crazy racist person that's like, yeah, go on, Erin, go like way not to stoop down to the black people's level, like way to like keep it pure and like, keep it pure. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's weird shit like that. But don't you guys notice that like on Twitter, like every once in a while, I'll post like when this, all the shit went down, I initially posted like, I'm so proud of CBS for actually airing this and for making these racist, stick their own grave, something along those lines. And I got a lot of like followers and, well, I didn't get followers, but I got a lot of retweets on that, but then I also saw my followers drop. Yeah. It's, I mean, it's crazy. People are like really racist. It's a racist country. We are in a racist, racist country. It is. I mean, it's a really interesting world we're living in because, you know, what used to be coming out of the closet was like, I'm gay. And everyone would be like, Oh my God, you're gay hugs. Let's give a hug. That was so brave of you. And now it's racist. They're coming out of the closet and people are like, congratulations, like they're giving each other fucking white cake for coming out of the closet, for being racist. I've never seen this much like blatant racism and I don't know what it is. Like the Trayvon Martin thing we talked about that last week, the people leaving their comments on the boards are just so crazy and I don't understand why it seems to be split down the middle. Like if you're in, if you're a Democrat, you have to say, you know, people are racist. But if you're Republican, you have to say, no, the black people are racist and the white people are just sick of taking it. Like, how is it divided like that politically? I just don't understand how everything is divided down the middle like that politically. It's like, if you're on one political side of the spectrum, you have to think a certain way. Yeah. Well, that's why I actually really, I'm, I'm with Matt. I'm glad that CBS is airing this stuff because I actually feel like it's really pushing stuff to the forefront. And I think it's, I think it's good to have these awful racist be put on like, have like a public shaming even though it's only like, Aaron's really the only one getting it in Gina Marie a little bit, but although the truth is, did you guys see the supercut that went out? It's like 11 minutes of like racist, homophobic, sexist, you go on, could you go on YouTube right now and see if your YouTube thing will play that video? Because I tried finding it and playing it last week, but the stupid hangout thing wouldn't let me play it. Um, I'll go try to find it. I don't know. I don't know how to do that with a hangout. Okay. Never mind. Keep talking. Next week. Yeah, exactly. No, the point is this, it's, it's a pretty crazy clip. However, it also makes you think like, where is that line between being racist or homophobic or like sexist and like poking fun at the differences between groups? You know, where is that line? Because somebody's gone. We talked about this a lot at work the, a few weeks ago when the whole Paula Deen scandal went down. And the one thing around that same time that seemed to get swept under the rug, it's like, okay, Paula Deen deserves to have a lot of shit happen to her because what she did was kind of fucked up, not kind of fucked up, very fucked up. I don't know if I agree that her punishment should have gone to the extent that it did, but what she did was racially insensitive and it got people riled up right around that same time. Alec Baldwin took to Twitter and was kind of kind of rude to the gays. And like it was, it wasn't, it wasn't directly, you know, to the gays. But I think it was, I mean, I think I know where we, we all know where he was coming from with that. And I kind of feel like with Big Brother this season, we're seeing a lot about how Gina Marie and how Erin are racist, but we are not seeing enough about how the guys are sexist and that Spencer in particular is a homophobe. Yeah, I actually thought it was funny just to fast forward to tonight's live show when Spencer is up for eviction. He thanked, like the Union Pacific Railroad or whatever, I'm like, oh, poor guy doesn't realize he's already been fired. Has he been fired too? Yeah, he's fired. And his mom, his mom really sustained, I think just TMZ or someone saying like, my son is not a racist, he's just saying things to fit in, but I honestly, I saw those clips of him saying things and like, you know, when you, when you drop the C word in the context that he said things, and he didn't, I don't know if he said anything like crazy racist, but he definitely dropped the C word, and he also said fag like several times, he even said to Andy's face, he goes, Andy like joined the group and he's like, oh, here's Kermit the fag, and then I heard a book about him and then he's like, yeah, I was waiting for an audience to say that. And I think he was maybe thought he's being funny, but it was like, well, let me, let me ask you guys this, um, Candace obviously felt threatened and I would have felt threatened in Candice's shoes last week. If I had two peroxide blonde bitches coming at me and flipping my bed, especially, I mean, she's lucky that she had Howard in the house to like calm her down. But if you were Andy in that, I mean, I don't like love Andy as much as you guys do. I think he's fine. And I really don't know a lot about him because we haven't seen him, him play that much. But if I were Andy in the house and I had somebody like Spencer saying something like that, I would feel so threatened. Yeah. Well, what I would do if I were Andy, I think I would maybe pull Spencer aside and say, hey, listen, I think you, you probably thought you're joking or whatever, but it's actually kind of offensive. You're a nice person like that. I would go into the diary room and be like, clearly you've painted Aaron as a horrible racist on national television. It's time to grill Spencer because I'm not putting up with this shit. I don't know if it's just that I was raised, you know, I grew up in Texas and I started getting beat up in seventh grade. I guess like when puberty hit because I was really like super gay. I was one of those kids. Like it just was natural. It was always very gay. This is, this is your cue to sing a song for all those that are upset. I was always beat up because I helped my books. You know how girls that carry their books in their front like this? I would be that because I learned how to carry my books from my friends. So over your, over, over their developing bosoms? Yes. And I, you know, I totally, I've always had breasts, you know, just like now. So like I grew my breasts when my girlfriends did like it was really sweet actually, but I got beat up all the time and called faggot this and that all the time. So I guess that I'm attuned to it. Like I know friends in Texas, well, I wouldn't call them friends, but people that I know in Texas who will be like, what's up, faggot? You know, like thinking that. And I'm sorry to paint Texas like that because it's not all like that, obviously, but there is definitely that backwards part of it. So when I see, I just have to draw a looser lines in you guys. Like, when Alec Baldwin is a defuneral and he's at a funeral of a friend and his wife is tweeting, which is lame in itself. She's tweeting at the funeral. But then some guy sees that and says that she's tweeting fun tweets and all this stuff. And he calls them an angry little queen or a bitter little queen. To me, that's okay. I mean, I think running hit the nail on the head, we come from very different backgrounds. I was not beat up as a kid, obviously I didn't feel comfortable enough to come out in high school, but it would have been fine. I grew up in an incredibly liberal area where it would not have been an issue. And to be honest with you, I've never really super felt threatened in my life as a gay man. However, when I hear stuff like that, because I'm not attuned to it, it automatically puts the hairs on the back of my neck up and I'm like, I'm going to fight you. I'm going to stab you. I'm going to murder you. See, the Alec Baldwin thing, as the resident straight man on this panel, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You were straight longer than any of us. That's for sure. That's true. No. Alec Baldwin, it's all about context too. Like I think I really did not take any offense. Alec Baldwin saying that. I thought it was kind of funny. You little motherfuckers are letting him off the hook. Oh, yeah. It's funny. Because I take it like Alec Baldwin says whatever he wants. He always has. I love that video, or that voicemail of him calling his daughter a little pig. Love it. I see. That's way more offensive. Things that I say, I mean, you guys have seen things that I say in recaps or in videos or in podcasts, I mean, Jesus Christ, I can't believe I haven't gotten in trouble for some of the stuff I've said on our other podcast. People don't care because they know that we're, we joke about ourselves as much as anybody else and it's in a different context. But when some backward hick who you know would be tying you to the back of a railroad car, you know, you know that he would be gay bashing you in some bar somewhere. So it's different because you know that when he says fag, he means it in a worse way than when Alec Baldwin, some call some bitter little reporter queen who was being totally inappropriate, a better little reporter. Well, I'll be honest, I think because of all the stuff that's going down with like prop eight and gay marriage and how that's kind of, you know, becoming, you know, more accepted and it's obviously more than 50% of the country believes that, you know, we deserve that right. I think because that's happening, people are like, Oh, well, if somebody wants to call some dude some fags, that's fine because guess what, we're going to let those fags get married. So now they get, you know, they can take a little bit of heat now that they can get married. I think that's the same with black people too. I think that their people are like, what, there's no slavery that was a long time ago. I mean, this woman in Texas, it was at a dinner party my mom had. I mean, my mom doesn't like this woman, but this woman said, uh, I don't even remember what we were talking about, but she turned to me and she goes, I mean, how long do we have to apologize to those people? I was like, Oh, my, does that, does that really, and have you seen my daughter on the camera? That really happens. And she said it in a dinner party and I was like, I'm telling you, you have to take me home for Thanksgiving one year. I am dying to see what this is all about. Well, this is what like, I mean, really, I would be clutching my pearls the entire time. This is why there are people like Aaron on Big Brother, people who go on there who then say on national TV, after making racist remarks, claim that they're being discriminated against because they're cute and they're winners. You know, oh, that was brilliant. I when she's saying, well, people just hate us. You know, people hate cute people and people hate when people are good at things. I'm like, what? And what are you good at? What are you good at Aaron? You're good at racism. OK. You're good at racism. So let's talk. Let's go. Oh, but just as a disclaimer, I'm talking a bunch of shit about Texas, but I have to also say that Texas really produces a lot of cool ass people because if you're different in any kind of way and you're growing up somewhere like that, you get such thick skin and you become a really sarcastic bitch because that's how you defend yourself. And so, you know, thanks, Texas. I probably would have just been a lot more boring had I not come from you. But let's read some of these Facebook things. Is Matt Whitfield doing porn now? Why am I doing porn because I'm in my bed? Because you're in a webcast shirtless action. I am not naked people. I am not naked. Are people even watching this shit? So funny. Someone said both Candace and Renee said Candace and Howard have to turn it up here to keep playing the game. Howard has been staying quiet since week one because the second he says something, he becomes the angry, threatening black man. Oh, well, let me say this. Buck Howard with his lies to Helen. You know what my favorite thing, Howard, is is just his utter stupidity. I just love a big meathead who's just dumb as a brick. I think it's so funny. His blank eyes. Yeah, that's like his eyes show everything like any time he's like caught in a lie. He gets these truly like these deer in the headlight eyes and his eyebrows go away and he's like, you can see he's like an empathetic soul. He can see he's a very sweet, but perhaps dumb person and he's like, oh, well, it's like, okay, this is my last lie. I have not lied about anything else. Well, Howard, what about this? Okay, that was my last lie and now now no more lies whatsoever. Howard, did you actually climb a volcano? Okay. Okay. All right. That was my last lie. And if you're anything else, I swear to God, I do not lie after that. I love that. Were you in the secret service? Okay. All right. All right. More lies. Give me four lies. I love that the word sweet is now a synonym for dumb as shit. Well, you can be dumb and sweet. He is. What's his heart? Well, bless his heart. We're burying the biggest Howard story at all this week, which is that Howard has done made it onto the internet. Yeah, his, his dong made it onto the internet and that's probably the most stereotypical thing about him. And I thank him for that. Thank you for, thank you for keeping that stereotype alive. Yeah, but guys, yeah, who wants it more? Ben or Candice? Ben. Do you think? I think Ben does. Yeah, I think Ben does. I think Candice is just like, I, Candice, she catatonic or is that she's, she's a pageant. She was Miss Louisiana. She's not going to, she's going to be like sweet and nice unless she's pushed. Which in this case is what happened. So wait, so, so getting back to the original questions, what was sort of happening on the feed? So what we saw was this big racist fight. We saw the house rallying around Candice going against the Aaron and Caitlin whose alliance with all the other guys are called the Klan, which I love. I love that they're called the Klan on, on jokers. Oh, oh, oh, okay. No, no, not in the house. So we know that Amanda and McCrae and Judd, and there may be, and I think Andy are like a little force him and they're with Alyssa and Helen, but I think that force him is going to turn against Alyssa and Helen because from what I think I was reading, they were really pissed at Alyssa did not put up Howard as MVP. Okay, well, can we talk about that because they, I want to love McCrae and Amanda. I really, really do. And I actually really like Judd, but I will say this, the way that Amanda was almost bullying. I'm saying that as a joke because I'm not trying to be Alexis Bolino where I say bullying for everything, but I do think that she was she was she was pressuring Alyssa and I don't think that Alyssa should have to do what the hell Amanda wants her to do. And I loved that Alyssa stood up to her and made me love Alyssa all over again. Yeah, but guess what, it's going to put Alyssa's ass back in the hot seat. Well, here's the thing Amanda, Amanda has that tunnel vision where she had her eyes set on on Howard and nothing else. And now she's going to be about like going against her alliance because of it. It's that sort of like lunatic behavior that's going to undo her in the end. She's only she's going to fizzle out in about two or three weeks. Amanda? Yeah, Amanda's just too much. And I think we really saw what Amanda's I mean we Amanda's pretty upfront with her personality. So I mean she's peppermint patty with a boob job basically, but she we've seen who she is, but I love that we really got to know for sure who she is when we met her parents tonight. Oh yeah. Look at McCrae's parents. His dad's like, well McCrae's a weird guy. He's always been a weird guy and you know, good for him getting laid by someone hotter. I mean, you know, the guy who's like a pizza guy is kind of nice to have. And then Amanda's dad is like, Amanda gets whatever she wants. Yeah. Cut to Amanda talking about the $25,000 diamond ring. She must have. Oh my goodness. McCrae does not know what he's getting involved with and I'm watching it after dark right now and McCrae and Amanda are in bed giggling right now. And they're with what's that. By the way, I forgot that there was a girl named Jesse in the house. Oh yeah. She's well, no, Jesse had a moment. She had she was part of bedgate on last week. You know, when everyone was sitting on her bed and she kept on trying to kick them out. But after that she's that is true. And Caitlin was like, which do her when Julie was calling people into the diary room to vote and they were like, Jesse, I was like, who's that? Yeah. Who the fuck is that? I know. I got all excited that it was like, Jesse, Jesse and then it was just Jesse, although I do like Jesse because she's like the emotional binge eater in the house apparently. So I feel like she's my girl. She's the only one waiting. One per season. There's always one girl. Remember. Remember. Yes. Oh my God. Amber. Wamber. Wamber. She gained a lot of weight over the course. But I like that Jesse is totally prepared. She knew that she's an emotional eater. She's not pretending to be anything else. She brings loose clothes like that dressy word and I was totally built to gain weight in. Yeah. And yet at the beginning of the season, she was the one acting like she was the hottest one in the house. And now she's wearing a tarp around her. Where she's from, she probably was one of the cuter ones. But you know, she's an idiot for not thinking that the big brother casting department was not going to put a few fucking models up in the mix. Well, this is why I love this super sized cast because there's like enough room that you can, enough people to fight with everyone, you know? We're still getting some cast members lost in the shuffle. There's still many secrets to be unveiled. Yeah. That's the best part about big brothers. The season goes along. You peel away the layers of these awful people and then you're like, wait a minute. Wait a second. This person's awful. We still know nothing about Andy or just really. Yeah. Or Judd. New head of household. I wanted to say this. Lisa Marie is watching the live feeds and she said during the live feeds, Amanda and Alyssa mentioned that production said that they could not put Howard on the block. Why not? Oh, say probably, probably some issues because let me tell you, let me tell you something right now. Because now with the new twist and because America is voting, who's going on the block this week so that Alyssa can't choose, if that news gets out and goes big that the producers don't want him up on the block, America should vote to put him on the block. The thing is that Howard is like, I like Howard. I think he's nice. I'm not. I'm not. Take it away. No matter. Ben has a sexual desire. No, no. No, no. Just because of that, I do, but it's not because of that, I think he seems like a very sweet person. I do. I really think he's like this guy. But I wasn't saying that because I dislike Howard. Oh, you're saying just to fuck the producers. Yeah, whoever production would have said like, don't do this, I'd be like, I'm fucking doing it. Do you guys think the house guests are going to be alerted that America voted for the nominee or do you think they're just going to be left in the dark and they're going to be all pointing fingers at each other? I think they're just going to assume it's Alyssa, again, regardless. Yeah. Well, I think they'll know it's not Alyssa because stupid Alyssa tells everybody. Yeah. Oh my God. You guys. You guys. Alyssa. I love when Julie said it's a secret house guest. This is not secret. It has never been a secret. She goes and announces it every single week. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. Thanks for asking. Thanks for asking. I love this. You guys are making fun of Alyssa for her voice, but you should be making fun of Julie Chen, who fumbled like nine lines in the one hour live show. I know. I know. I love me. I love me some Julie Chen. Excuse me. This is season 15. And you're also on the talk five days a week. Learn how to read a fucking teleprompter. God bless her. It's not easy. She has like five million things being yelled into her ear during those shows. Julie Chen can still not read a cue card. It's been 15 seasons. Well, I would hate to hear what Aaron has not to say about that. She doesn't even speak English. She'd be like, well, they should do it math symbols with math. Maybe she should just quit her job and go get a job at PF Chang's. She should just be on the tennis team and be done with it already. Hey, I'm on the tennis team. I'm not Asian. Well, you can be non Asian. I'm just saying that's one of those stereotypes that I'm sure Aaron believes in. Although she probably doesn't even know what tennis is. She thinks it's probably a type of fruit as in a gay person. So can we talk about Gina Marie's crazy ass? What is wrong? Oh, yes. Is Aaron or not Aaron? Is Nick, like Nick, I know is not going to be on the jury, but is he home like changing his, is he getting like put in witness protection and changing the locker? I am sure he's already distancing himself from that crazy bitch who someone said. I forget who posted it that the hat and like the shorts or whatever that she's holding on to. They're like McCrazed. They weren't even next. But she's blowing her nose into I can't believe he's going to see the suit this week. They had a clip of her blowing nose and John, look how I was like, Oh my God, I love you so much. That's why I'm going to blow a mucus into your groin juice. Gina Marie. So stupid. I love her craziness. I think next to I think Nick sitting at home in front of his TV stroking his boyfriend's hair going, why does this always happen to me, honey? Where I go as they, as they then slip into some spandex and go rollerblading. Yeah. Yeah. I loved when they hid like mixes cereal box like leftover like molding granola and she started to cry. We really need to discuss this because I don't want to come across, you know, as, you know, suggesting that she's mentally unstable, but what the fuck is wrong with her obviously mentally unstable. Well, I mean, how is that offensive? Do we have to be nice to mentally unstable people now? Come on, America. Enough. You know who she is. You guys ever see bullets over Broadway? She's. And she's. And she's. Wait. And Ben. And Ben. Ben. You're the straight one? Okay. She is. She's remember there's a scene in Baltimore, Broadway where she's doing, she's, she, she, all of his like to be or not line. That's like, that's what you know, Maria was like in her fight. She's like, all use back there. All use a user. User. And then everyone's like scared. Scared. You all scared back there. You all. I like it. You think you're, you's all a, you's all a protected, you've protected, protected. Like, what's up scrubs? What's up scrubs? You're just scrubs. I was like, is that the last TV show she watched? Because she needs to stop calling everybody scrubs. She's just a candy burrs fan. Calling everybody a really bad sitcom that lasted too long. Excuse me. Do you really, do you really think that Gina Maria is a fan of candy burrs, candy burrs is black? My bad. You want me to bring the black out? And I was like, uh, yeah, because you're cracking and black don't crack. So you need to bring out whatever kind of black you got in you girl because you're looking like a crumpled up paper sat creator though. Yeah. She got rained on and stepped on. And by the way, uh, let's talk about her. My hair from Wednesday night's episode, she just put her hair up. She literally looked like an old lady. I don't know what she was thinking. She was like, uh, she's looking for the picture of it. I've got it here somewhere that hair. Someone put on, I'm going to, you guys keep talking. I'm going to go on Instagram and find this picture somebody put up on her. I need to know, I need to know how old she is because the way she speaks makes me think that she's 16, but I, but I have a feeling that she's well into her thirties. Well, she speaks both like she's in, she's 16 and also like she's from like 1953, you know, like, yo, I got nothing over here. Like, oh, ain't, ain't nobody got nothing, nothing for Jean and Marie. I didn't, I didn't even get to kiss him or nothing like that. Hey, mister. Oh my. Your nip. Did I just reveal something? Shit. Your, your little furry nip just came out to play. Is that going to get like screen kept and put on a tumbler? Well, uh, it depends, it depends how avid your fans are. This is Gina Marie's hair. Do you see it? I said on my blog, I said on my blog that she looks like a, a dynamite dress name. Hello. Hey, touch. What do you want? Eggs of easy. Okay. You want, want some fresh gel, want a cup of gel. She's terrible. I just love it. And I remember that, that kind of girl on Staten Island, that is a place I really just don't ever need to go back. Every time I hear her talk, I'm just like, Oh God, no, don't make it happen again. No, it's just, just go play in this Staten Island dump and never cross the verusano. Now it's bridge Gina Marie. Just stay, just stay there. Stay on that island. God bless her heart. I hope they have good food stamp programs there because she's going to need it. Everybody from this show has been fired. Did you guys read that Aaron, Aaron's mom hired a spin doctor to take care of her when she gets out of there? Oh, does Aaron's mother even have any money? Aren't they poor white trash? I love that Aaron's mom doesn't even apologize. She just gets a PR person. And they are poor white trash because the opening season premiere, Aaron was like literally playing in like garbage. She was like on an ATV and there was just like dumpster shit around. There was like a broken bicycle and some cardboard boxes. Is she one of the random shoes in the background? Is she like a cousin of Honey Boo Boo? I think so. Like I think that's why she's so racist because everything she's learned about like diversity and sensitivity comes from like a crumpled up beer can. I think it's better if they're poor because that spin doctor is just going to be able to advertise in like some magazines. He'll be like, okay, well, we can afford a jet. We can afford a jet ad. So let's just have Aaron, you know, like put a fro on her and have her, you know, have her go to Popeyes. All right. I mean, what are we going to do? I mean, what kind of spin is she going to do? What can she possibly find? Did you just say that? Yes, because that's how they think it's so racist, like how are we going to make sure she can make sure she orders the red beans and rice that way. Have you had the red beans and rice at Popeye? The red beans. I'm not a big fan. Popeyes is great. Oh, the red beans and rice are to die for. I don't. I haven't been to Popeyes. Side bar. You're making me hungry. I'm going to get it tonight. It's the only thing I can eat at Popeyes. So, yeah. The Popeyes is so much better than Kentucky Fried Chicken, by the way, like without a doubt. All gross. All gross. Roscoe's coming from a person who loves to eat, but fried chicken, I just never understood. Growing up Lebanese, I had to see some disgusting things. We used to eat this thing called kibby, which is raw lamb, and I had to eat it, and it would like drip, blood would drip down in space as he picked out. And then I just, that's, for some reason, I think of fried chicken because there would always be a bucket of KFC and you'd just be ripping that meat off the bone. I just thought you're fucking animals, all of you. Which is what Ben wants to do with Howard. Rip that meat off that bone. Yeah. Yeah. Howard. Howard. Let's see. Howard. Get your swerve. Sorry. I'm actually, that was, that was my impersonation of Erin impersonating a black person. She's like, what's she gonna do girl? What's she gonna do girl? That was her. That's, that's what she thinks black people talk about. Talk like they walk around. What do you mean? Hey girl. I know that you, like, if there's physical violence, you immediately get kicked out of the house, but I would have sucked her in the mouth. She's lucky she didn't get some. Or am I just the only violent person here? You have some rage in you, I think, man. I think it comes out from time to time. I like it. I'd love to have a hidden camera in your car. That's when you really see the rage. Oh, I, I thought you were about to say you'd love to be in this bed. Hey. Hey. No, I know you. I can't, I can't have sex with anybody. I know. I've been too close to somebody. I'm like, get out. I've seen it before. You made a terrible joke at dinner. I can't, I can't see your penis. And so only, so only strangers from food bar will suffice? Pretty much. Not from food bar. And that bed, by the way, that belongs to Jesse and Judd. So you kind of have to give it back because it's been their bed since the beginning. So sorry Matt. You've got to find a different bed. Actually my bed, they actually have in the house, but I have the nicer, taller version, but it's from West Elm and they have it in the, in the second bedroom. They're in it right now. They're in it. I'll show you on the TV. They're in that bed. Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming back. I was looking at the corner. I'm saying the corner of your room. I'm saying you're a really lovely bedroom, Matt. I mean, you've got some really nice taste. He's like in the head of Dorbs. Your gray walls are so cute. I think I saw some crown molding in there. Very nice, Matthew. Very nice. He's like the head of Hasselt. He always wins. That's a good thing about living alone. So another fun part about this. Look, I have, I have, I have, I have plantation shutters. Look at those shutters, you racist son of a gun. So another fun thing about this week was that after all this racist shit went down on Sunday night's show, then there was this Have Not competition where Howard had the Supreme Joy be able to take this rants milk and splash it in Aaron's face. That was just brilliant. That was, that was, that was made me so happy inside. I wanted him to completely throw that challenge though and he didn't fully and so he ended up, he ended up keeping those horrible blonde racist girls like eating food and I so wanted him to just drop the bucket and say, I just want you all to starve. Yeah. Why didn't he just actually just drop the bucket out of like the, the that, you know, right? Because he was like, he was like, he was playing so poorly, like you couldn't fucking hide it. Yeah, but my crazy is just very weak and terrible at, at throwing buckets of jizz at people. Ben, do you think we've talked about Amanda a few minutes ago? Do you think obviously Amanda's playing too hard and it's going to bite her in the ass? Do you think at any point McCray will be able to realize that he should not align himself with her or is he so vaginomatized that he's never had a, he's never had a lady friend with big boobs interested in him and so he, he would never hurt his queen. My queen. Yeah. Yeah. He's not bad. For sure. He's done. He's done so. You know, he's going to end up winning this show. Jesse's going to end up winning the show or Andy is because they're going to do nothing. We're going to know a goddamn thing about them all season and by the end, they're going to go, oh, well, I guess I don't really hate you. So I'll take you to the end. Yeah. By the way, we just got tweeted out by Leah Black. Huh. So what did you say? She said, yes. Oh, because I was saying, well, hang out or something. She's. Okay. Excuse me. He wanted to do another good big brother, but sorry, everyone. You guys, I was. I was MIA this week and I need to listen to the latest episode of Watch What Crapins, but was Leah on in my place or was Amy or were both of them? Amy was on and we almost got Leah to come on like impromptu. Yeah. Amy was on, but we were emailing Leah at the same time because we were talking about. We were talking about how we were supposed to hang out with Leah, but we just dropped the ball and by we have me been. It's not me. I didn't have her email until yesterday. It's me. It's me. I've dropped the ball. I'm fine. I don't know. People who were like, hey, let's hang out. I thought she was just being nice. So we'd like talk about her handbags or something on the podcast. I didn't know she really meant it, but then Amy was like, oh, I went to her house. I was really fine. Right her back. So we're going to try and go over. Wait. Does Leah have a handbag line? Yeah. She has like a, like a loose, oh, handbag. I thought you just have like. It's like curses. In care. It's yeah. It's all this shit. It's like, I'll interview her for all. It's just stuff. I'll interview her for all. It's happening. You totally should. And we need to start calling some big brother people too. Yeah. Because they're whores. They'll do anything. Yeah, Ben, but call everybody but Marcellus. All right. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, okay. So we've covered all the sundish. Okay. Go back to Facebook while I look at Facebook. Emmy is saying naked tenders, Ben, you can eat those pure protein and spice. Renee said, Ariane's family owns a 50 square mile ranch in Texas. She told Spencer last night to Google it when he gets out. Google, Google Grease Hunting Ranch. Been in the family for generations. I think it said each hunter gets 40 acres of great hunting. Animal. Animal. Animal. Animal. 50, 50 acres in the middle of nowhere, Texas is cost $14, right? It's going up there because Texas is a good place to live. It's good for businesses. It's good for not having abortions. It's good for racists, too. Yeah. By the way, you know, another thing I want to talk about, we haven't really talked about Caitlin very much, but this stupid bitch and mess when all of this was happening, she's like, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're clan is like sitting under beds and she's like, I feel like we're back in high school, but on the other side, when she said that, I wanted to just like, I really wanted to punch her in the face. I did not advocate violence against women, but I wanted to punch her in the face. Like you snotty little thing. You like all the implications of what she said, like, first of all, it shows that she was like saying, I think I'm so proud that she was popular and that she hated the losers of really touching a lot of deep, deep emotions right here. Got me right here in the chin bot, right here in the chin bot. Yeah. But you know what was so funny about that? She's not on the other side. I mean, yeah, she's not like the popular one, but she's still stuck in the dick of the most popular, what she considers to be the most popular boy in school. She's still doing nothing but hanging on to a penis to get somewhere in life. She's not reading anything. And she and Aaron are pulling classic popular girl pranks. And I have to say, to be honest, you know, I love me a teen movie, you know, and carry or something like that. And you know, and all those movies. Yeah, because they all get popular killed at the end. But you know, but like the popular bitch always does pull some really nasty prank on like the girl with the glasses. And so it was like funny to watch you think, oh, but it doesn't really happen in real life. But no, when that mattress went over, I was like, wait, no. Aaron and Kaitlyn are exactly the type that would pull some vicious prank on a girl that would cause her to try to commit suicide. It was totally, it was totally just like Amanda Woodward and Alison Parker in Melrose place. When Amanda started to smell that like Alison was trying to get with Billy, but then Amanda was like, no, Billy's going to be mine. And I'm going to sleep with him on my desk at D&D advertising on Wilshire Boulevard. But then no, I'm going to make Alison feel self-conscious about herself because she's not as pretty as me and can't wear many skirts as many as mine. So I'm going to make that girl turn back to the bottle and think about killing herself. Yeah, it was like classic Regina George. Regina George meets Amanda Woodward, meets every single fucking bitch. Well, one of the best things that I've seen on YouTube this week was the live feed video of stupid ass mean girls sitting there trying to figure out what the live feeds can see. And have you seen this? Yes. So I'm going, Aaron's asking Andy, say, wait, so on the internet, can they rewind and pause like on this live thing? Can they just like rewind it and he's like, yeah, like really? So they can like rewind it and make a YouTube video. Hey, Caitlin, did you know that they have like an archive where they can rewind and make a YouTube video? My butthole's going to be on YouTube. I mean, it hasn't been out, but if it was, they could put my butthole on YouTube and Andy's just, that's why I love Andy because he's so stealth. He's just in the bed, like, like looking scared as hell. And whenever he evicts somebody, he's like, I spoke to a big, yeah, I mean, he needs to, he needs to tone down the jazz hands in the diary room. Yeah, he's a little, he's a little aggressive, but I like him so much. Yeah, he's aggressively homosexual, but I like it. He gets cute. Kitty shirt. Oh, I don't mind that he's aggressively homosexual, like he just scares me because he gets really loud on the microphone. 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She's talked about it on the talk a lot about how it like makes her blood boil. And then she always says, well, she's very immature, but hopefully she'll learn a lesson. It's like, no. And you know what? There, the producers are not even allowing Erin to have their redemption moment. You know, she apologized to Candice and they're like, yeah, it was fake. And then tonight, on tonight's episode, they showed her apologizing to Howard, but it was part of a montage of Erin just being an insincere bitch. Yeah. Like, we're not giving you that moment. You are racist and you have to live with that. Well, that part with Howard was awesome because she's like, nothing I have said. I didn't mean it to be derogatory in any way. And then they cut to Howard and he's like, uh-huh. He's like, uh-huh, stupid Howard. He's like, what's derogatory? Um, but I also like though, after that, after she was being nice to everyone, then she tells judges like, I hope people like and appreciate how difficult it is for me to be really nice to them. And like, I hope I get some credit for that. But Ben, you're making it sound like she said that in a valley girl way, but she actually said that in a, I'm actually mad at people for not congratulating me. You're right. I, I, I, I, I sometimes have a tendency just to project valley girl onto her, but you're right. It was like a mean, spirited, like she was pissed. Like, like look at the good work I've done trying to like reach out to people by being like, you know, being a basic human being, having a basic level of courtesy. Well last week I was calling somebody a four-year-old because my nieces were in town and one of them is four. So now I think of everything in these like child ways, but she really is like a four-year-old. It's like the only reason that that little brat is nice is because she wants something. It's like, yeah. Why can't I have a lollipop? I've been nice. It's like, you've been nice for five seconds and it's only because you saw a lollipop. So fuck up kid, stop having baby, it's America. Do you think the house should have voted Aaron out or Jeremy? Um, neither. I think they should have voted Spencer out because as much as I hate Jeremy and as much as I hate Aaron, if both of them are to go out in two weeks back to back or even Caitlin or even the three of them back to back to back, the show is going to suck because it's not going to suck, but like Aaron should never leave the house because neither should Gina Marie because they're crazy and horrifying. Yeah. I agree. And by the way, Aaron and Jeremy are idiots for not being able to team up as fellow nominees and launch a hate campaign against Spencer and to like air at all the shit that he said and then like really show paint him as a threat and said they just, Jeremy walked around in a baby costume and Aaron went around kissing everyone's ass like that's not how you win at these games. You don't like pledge your loyalty. You just make people think this is a bigger threat. You make threat. You make them afraid of other people. Those people have no teamwork skills. They are terrible. They will never be in a healthy relationship. What about the end when Jeremy was and I know about healthy relationships because I'm always in them. Yeah. But I love in the end when Jeremy was evicted and he's talking to Julie and she's grilling him and like where you basically where you kicked off because you're a prick and he's like, no, you know, it's because I'm so big and intimidating. I don't know what the fuck town you're from, but you're not big and you're not intimidating. You have like you're like a little teeny body. But that much hair, he has that much hair product in too, like that's not scaring me. No kidding. And you're not hiding your bald spot with your eddy monster hair, shut up stupid. And by the way, when you are like caught on live feeds calling like Jews kikes and saying, oh, they totally jude me. They totally jude me. I'm not thinking, oh, he's an asshole because he's tall. I think you're an asshole because I'm Jewish and you're like anti-Semitic right now. No one hates you for your good looks. All right, Dumbo, nobody hates you for your good looks. Step off of that homely person. You know what parents stop telling your homely children that they're gorgeous. It's not helping them. They're getting into trouble. We've seen this with Ashley on the princesses. We've seen it with a bunch of people. You know, actually in my own life, my parents told me that I just can't do your parents like you can do anything. Well, you know what? I can't. I wish my parents would have just told me concentrate on blogging and YouTube videos. All right. I would be further in life. Yes. I agree. And by the way, Jeremy, I mean, to his credit, his body is great and is looking even better than ever before. In the baby thing. He's got a good body, but his tattoos are ruining it. His wings are on the wrong side. You cannot fly with wings on your chest. It doesn't work in the age of a marathon. Please refer to him as the Cherokee chief. I know. The idiot grand Cherokee. God, a nickel machine wants its idiot back. Get back there. Get your bucket. Stupid. Can we back up for a second to the POV competition? Because, you know, his lady friend, Caitlin, won the POV. And that dumb bitch actually considered for a long time of staying on the block, and her ass would have been voted the fuck out. That would have been amazing. I would like to sum up my feelings on that with two pictures that I've made. Are you ready for them? Yes. Because I'm about to show you them right now. This is Caitlin. It's hard to find a guy to call me "meat wallet" because seriously, what do you think? That is an unfortunate screen grab on her face. And this is Jeremy. If you want a bowling ball to roll where you tell it, you got to keep your fingers in it at all times. You guys, these people are so fucking disgusting. Both of them. First of all, what is he after? She doesn't even have-- her eyebrows don't even make any sense. She's a damn eyebrow. That girl can't even wipe the eyebrow. You expect her to build her in? You know, we should just be lucky that she can form a single sentence, okay? She's got good puncture structure. I will say this, there are so many shenanigans in this house. So much offensive behavior and racism that was hilarious is that Jeremy is like all his Cherokee bullshit. Like there's so much that the media can't even get to-- the Native Americans can't even get to being outraged because there's a line of other groups that are like, "Sorry, guys, we're first." You know, there's so much bullshit in here. You know, they didn't even get a chance to like complain about how offensive he is. I'm sitting there in the bathtub, you're like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, like, look at this." Yeah, but he really-- the thing that's so offensive is that he is Cherokee. Like he said he's like 1/30th Cherokee or something, but-- Yeah, he's like 1/32nd Cherokee. He looks pretty Indian, I mean, what's the other part of him? I don't mean that even as a-- I don't even mean that as a derogatory thing. I just-- He's just-- I grew up next to an Indian reservation. Listen. And he looks like-- Just because-- Every Indian I've ever met. Just because he was conceived in a Jeep Grand Cherokee does not make him an actual Cherokee. He's like, "I'm a suburban from the 80s." Yeah. He's like, "Listen, I'm a national-born navigator." All right, I'm going to shake in on the face of Buka because a lot of people are here tonight talking to you. Is anybody watching us right now? Yeah, what is that? Um, I haven't looked at that, but there's 43 comments on the Facebook, so let me see what you're saying. Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba. All right, Lisa, Jeremy does not have a great body. He's way too skinny for my taste. Yes. I mean, look, I can appreciate somebody being skinny. I don't think he's got a bad body. He's not skinny. He's just-- he's making himself salad bags and everything. Uh, a gladiator, you know, and he's just like a skinny little guy he does. But I actually think his face is hideous and he has bigger, nastier teeth in my life Cyrus. Miley. Oh, no. His face is, his face is horrendous because, you know, that's what matters most. How does your face look awful? Okay. All right, so a couple of things. So what do you guys think about Amanda pulling strings at Judd to get Howard and Candace on the block? What is with Amanda? Do you think she's a stealth racist because you know this is going to come up because she's been going against Howard and now she's apparently going against Howard and Candace. So is she a stealth racist because Florida is the South, y'all. Let's not forget that. Oh, she's going to stealth races just because she's going after Howard and Candace. I think that I think it's more to do with the fact that Howard and Candace are a couple and she'd rather do something with them before somebody comes after her and McCrae. They're a couple. What do you mean they're a couple? They're like tight. They're tight and Candace wants to get him up in her tightness. Oh, wow. She wants Miss Louisiana wants him up in her bayou. Oh, yeah, I don't know what that means. She wants to shuck his crawfish. She wants to get all messy in that jumbalaya. Did you love that Amanda's mom was basically calling her a whore tonight when she was like, well, you know, Amanda's dated a lot of people, lawyers, people in sports, doctors. Farmers, the fact that she's directors, producers, people who won't bank boys. The fact that she couldn't lock down any of the fact that she was dating such varsity, like professional athletes and doctors and all that, and she couldn't lock it down and now is the pizza boy. That says that there's a lot more crazy there than we have yet to see. She just wants she just wants to control, you know, it's like she's just so upfront with it. That's why I like her. She doesn't bother me. Especially with somebody because she can control him. I love when he said, I don't even know where you're with me and she said, I don't either. Love it. Love her. Like it all out. She's like, okay, we're going to wake up every morning at 8 a.m. You're going to move down to Miami with me. I'm going to walk the dog. You're going to make some bacon. I'm going to work. You're going to go to work. I'm going to come home. I'll make you dinner. You're going to eat my dinner. You're going to then go home. You're going to wash the sink. And then I'm going to go to sleep. And then you have to wait 10 minutes. Then you can go to sleep because I don't want to fall asleep to use no one. No, but don't forget that you're going to get a job and he's like, I'll deliver pizzas there. Yeah. He's like, it's a very scalable business model. People don't eat pizza in Miami. What is he thinking? She's not in Miami. She isn't. She in like Fort Lauderdale. They're richer there. I think that she's Coral Gables adjacent. No, she's Boca Raton. She's Boca Raton. Oh, they eat in Boca. Yeah. And by the way, yeah, they eat in Boca. They eat in Boca girl. It's isn't it Raton? What are you saying? Boca Raton. Boca Raton. No, it's Boca Raton. It's Boca Raton. It's very friendly. You're making it way more glamorous than it really is. Boca. When I was a kid, I saw a like an ad in like Time Magazine for Boca Raton. And I was like, ooh, it looks so classy and pretty. I'm like, for the longest time, I wanted to go to Boca Raton. I was like, can we do a family vacation to Boca Raton? And again, and again, you're the straight one. Okay. Come on, my best dream is to go to Boca Raton. Is this a normal Starbucks or is this the extra large Starbucks? That's the one that I did. Right? That's the, it's the Trenta. It's the 30 ounce one. No wonder I'm getting fucking drunk over here. I filled it with the same, I filled it to the same line of vodka that I always do. And I was like, why am I feeling drunk? It's because they gave me a super size. Does, who drinks that much, well, I drink that much coffee, I guess. I drink that every day of my life, the 30 ounce Trenta. You do? Yeah, we do. I eat too. Trenta Reznor, my favorite coffee goth musician. You guys, I want to show you my notes. I started taking notes, look, butthole, because I wanted to tell you the Aaron butthole story. That's off. If I had a heart attack and died right now, the coroner would be like, well, he died next to a notebook that said butthole. You know, the thing is, if we had to do this entire webcast in five seconds, you just could say butthole and that, that's the week. Butthole. I think that I think that encapsulates everything from the week. Is there anything else that we've missed? So who do you guys think, this is from Emmy, who do you guys think is going to be nominated this week? And who do you think? Let's start with that. And then who do you think is going to be evicted? But first question is, who are your guesses for namis? For Judd's nominations? Yes. I think that he's going to be too scared to do America. I think that he'll be a little too afraid to make a bold move and because Aaron is still pretty much hated by the house even though she's trying to do this whole campaign. I think that it's safer for him to put her up than anybody else because then that could potentially put him in jeopardy later. But he's also going to have Amanda in his ear the entire week. So I actually think that he'll put up Caitlyn and Aaron again because it's safe and they've just been there and then they could plan to backdoor Howard. Yeah. And then who do you think America is going to vote for? Because Aaron. Aaron, right? Although I have to say I was, I think it was Joker's updates somewhere where they had a poll, like who's your favorite house guest or whatever? And Aaron was tied with the favorite, I mean it was Alyssa and Aaron they were tied. So I think it's because people that watch the show religiously like we do realize that somebody horrible like Aaron brings so much to making TV gold and we don't want to lose her. Yeah. I mean, I was actually secretly hoping that Caitlyn was going to win HOH because it would have just been craziness all over again. Like Judd winning is like, that was actually the worst case scenario because he has brought nothing to the show. He's presumably supposed to be cool people like him on the feeds and everything, but when I was like, I got a little, go ahead. No, no, go ahead. I was just going to say that normally in a big brother cycle, this is very rare for us to have this entertaining of a show this early on. It usually takes about six weeks until it gets really, really juicy, right? Sometimes. Sometimes. So this we've already. Oh, I think we lost Ronnie on a good start to change because people are going to start showing their true colors now. You know, we've already seen the races. We've already seen that. My network connection is experiencing difficult. It's okay. You're there. You're there. You're there. I will say actually the past few seasons have started off with like a good first week or two and then have then fallen into a huge ruts. I don't think this season, well, there are too many like big interesting characters, but for sure if Aaron and Caitlyn are out, then it's going to slow down. I don't think they're going to get out Aaron and Caitlyn because it's Judd. So who did you guys say Judd was in an alliance with Amanda and McCray? I wouldn't be Amanda McCray and I think Andy, maybe Jess, I think he's tight with Jesse. I would not be surprised, honestly, if Harry goes up as a nomination because now Aaron and Caitlyn may now be viewed as sort of like non-threats. They've been neutered. They've lost there. All three of those women, Regina Marie, have lost their men. Like the moving company is the worst men of all time. You know what would be awesome if Gina Marie were nominated because she's already on the fucking edge. And just watching her cry out week. I mean, that has been so fun. Why? Why? I never got to win out of household or nothing, nothing like that. Why? Why? Wait, this is her hair. Why? Why? Why? Why? Where are there more? This was Nick's favorite piece of paper. Why? Wait, do you think that they're united? Nick, lock this bone! This, what? Excuse me, is that a sleeve for a man part? This was-- This is a dog bone. I feel like being the mother when I leave for a little baleen. Yeah, you do. This was-- And then I bone it. Yeah. This was Nick's favorite SD card plastic case holder. Why? Nick loved his remote control. Why? Why? Why? This was Nick's favorite awards program. Why? Why? Nick loved his external hard drive. This was Nick's favorite Ruka tag from the shirt that he bought. Why? This was Nick's favorite lap. What? This was Rick's-- this was Nick's favorite Euro. Do you think that there's any chance that the way they interviewed McCray a man in his parents this week? I mean, are you guys can't not be dying for them to go interview Gina Marie's parents? Oh my God. They'll be like, "Gina Marie's nomination?" It's going to be like-- It's going to be like-- It's going to be Oscar the Grouch and a woman who works at the Sizzler. Yeah, she's going to be like, "You haven't seen Tom? Tom? Listen to you, Iris?" We haven't seen Gina Marie in 45 years. She went off playing at the Staten Island dump, but we lost her. I'm so glad she's back and safe. We're still trying to get changed to the fairy. We took her to the Staten Island Mall and lost her by the spa. Did you say we lost her by the spa, Ruka? No. Did you say we still have a star? Staro. Staro. Where's our precious Gina Marie? We wanted them to make a lifetime movie of it, but they wouldn't take our story. We haven't seen her in 45 years. She still thinks she's 12. Oh, okay. Thank you, Facebook. Okay. J.D. just said on Facebook. Just FYI, Amanda has said Howard has used his race to get further in the game and called Andy a faggot Andy, but I are faggoty Anne or I agree she is fun to watch. She's horrible. I officially, I officially hate her. God, Amanda, you think she'd be a little lighter on the gay slur? It's considering she looks like she heads up a softball team. Why? Jesus' thickness. So I think with her with Amanda, we have a situation where someone has a false sense of familiarity. She sort of thinks she has license to say it because she's like, "Oh, my friends are gay," but she doesn't realize, like no, Amanda, it's a little different than someone who is out and out just homophobic. She needs someone to say no, Amanda, that's not cool. She probably would say it first, like, "What's wrong? I'm like a gay pride parade," which is also true too. Oh, my God. You guys, Nick's hat just fell off, oh, my God. Oh, my God. So are we done? Do we have any other big brother crap? I don't know, I think we can draw. They're in, so Judd is the new head of household and I was kind of watching the TV Guide Network and they are hanging out in his room and that's it because it's boring. I wonder what gifts he got from home, probably like a dead frog and like a rubber tire. Like, "Hey, Judd, here are your favorite toys." Oh, great. Here's a paper clip you can make into a jumping mane and a piece of paper. Your imagination is your greatest gift God gave you. It's probably one of those duck call whistles from Duck Dynasty. Guys, and some camo PJs. I have to say, I'm sorry to Lisa Pierce for not singing his show tune, but it has to come naturally and it just did not come tonight. But happy birthday, Lisa Pierce, yeah, happy birthday. Happy birthday. And happy birthday to Nelson Mandela. Oh, and yeah, happy birthday, Nelson. Is he still alive? He's alive and watching Big Brother. Oh, Lord, have you been reading this Nelson Mandela news? I mean, that is just some crazy bullshit. His son's coming out and going all crazy in the news. They're all fighting over whether or not to pull the plug on Nelson Mandela. Okay, you guys, because I'm a piece like I fight for peace like Nelson Mandela. So when it's my time to die and I'm lying in a bed and I'm shitting myself, pull the fucking plug. Don't just be letting my kids try and like trademark my name so they can sell, you know, bumper stickers with my face on it. All right. Just pull the plug. Let me die. I'm ready to go. I think by the way, like next season they should put Winnie Mandela in the Big Brother House because that bitch is crazy. Put her in the Big Brother House. They're never real interesting. Yeah. Those mandelas are crazy motherfuckers. Yeah, let's just put the mandelas in the Big Brother House. They're all fighting. They're all fighting with each other. No, Nelson can be there. He can be like just laying there in a bed and then the whole family should be fighting. And everybody's also with Prince Van and Holt or whatever his name is, all the crazy heirs. Oh my God. That should be the next reality show. Air fight. I really wish we could have a celebrity Big Brother like they do in the UK, but it's like only really C-list or D-list celebrities because I watched a Big Brother they had over there with Tara Reed and it was amazing when she got voted out and they booed her. Her and Jedward. Yes. Jedward is now my favorite. I love them so much. They were so wonderful on that show. Ronnie, we did have a version of that. It was called "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" with Janice Dickinson and Spencer and Heidi. Was that good? And Spencer and Heidi were also on the Celebrity Big Brother a few months ago in the UK and they were actually really good on it because everyone on the show was a big crybaby and Spencer and Heidi were like fuck these people, they're stupid and I kind of was rooting for them. They came in second place. I feel like they actually do need to try and reboot like Celebrity Big Brother in the United States or I'm a celebrity get me out of here just because I don't know I feel like enough bullshit has gone down where it's time to bring out. I mean who would you want on it Ronnie? Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter? I was thinking this. Carrot top. I think because we were talking about like like crazy racist like I would love for it to be the Mandela family. Ann Coulter. Yes. Carrot top is great. And MJ from Shazub Sunset. Yes. The kid who was friends with Michael Jackson possibly got raped by him was movie about teenage vampires. Wesley from Mr. Belvedere, Wesley from Mr. Belvedere, Lucille Ball's daughter just because why not? Can I do it? It could be amazing. Yes. You know Lucille Ball's daughter. Oh my God. Please. Really Shirley. She lived down the street for me. Lucille. Her name is not Shirley. Lucille. Lucille. Yeah. She lived down the street for me growing up. Really? Did she have a stamp of Lucy on her mailbox? Because every time that bitches in People magazine she's like Lucy and Ricky. Guess what? We know. How about you go get a job? Lucille. Let me throw. You don't see me like bragging about Skylines bowling alley everywhere and it's like stamping that on the Google Hangouts logo. I'm going to throw in a little Emmys fact right now and everybody should go to tv.yahoo.com/emmys and they should go to the Emmys site that I worked on today because Lucille Ball today until today she was tied for the most Emmy nominations for any actress ever. Oh God. Oh no. No. No. Julia Louis Dreyfus surpassed her with her 14th nomination. She had seven for Seinfeld, five for New Adventures of Old Christine and now she's had two consecutive ones for Veep. So now she's the most nominated Emmy actress ever and I have a fun blog with gifts in it. Whoa. Look at that. She's a great comedic actress. She is a great comedic actress. Yeah. I thought it was going to be some unhorrible like have you guys seen that preview for that show with Poppy Montgomery? It's like where they're like it's a detective who remembers things like that's a great memory. That's going into its second season. What the fuck is that show about it's a detective who can remember things like Caitlin could have a show if it's for that that bitches a bar and you want to know orders and pictures. Do you want to know who the consultant on that show is? It's Mary Lou Henner who is one of those people that has one of those crazy memories that we can see is something it can remember everything and Mary Lou Henner is the consultant to that show unforgettable. Wow. Unforgettable. Every episode is going to have something to do with the taxis. It's like all right this episode all right let's have Carol Kane in it and there's a murder mystery of the taxi depot. It's Danny DeVito. It's Danny DeVito. And they'll have like an episode where somebody's touched by an angel and it's Jeff Conaway. Oh, Jeff Conaway, no it wasn't too soon. You know what I just thought everybody rehab did it made me root for people to overdose. Come on people stop your wine and put it down shut up Jeff Conaway. I'm still mad at him for that show he's such a jerk on that show I need to stop drinking and I possibly need to stop I probably need to stop doing it on the internet. Happy birthday Lisa Marie yeah yeah you're right we didn't say happy birthday. This is not you birthday fuckers who said happy birthday to me this year nobody. I need to go out and yell at somebody I'm going to go flip a bed. You guys want to go to McDonald's no I want to go to pink berry runny. Food bar. Food bar. Time. Food bar. This is very telling Ben once fast food Ronnie wants alcohol Matt wants ice cream. I don't think Ronnie wants alcohol I want all of those things I'm not going to get me at the food bar. You can't have sex in a place like that it's disgusting that's not a big fat dick right yeah isn't it BFDN or is I like to call it the Howard night. Yes this is a really disgusting night over there where they have a contest for big wieners and guys go in some back room with the drag queen and they whip out their wiener and then they put the wiener on this like clothes line and then people vote on like who has the biggest one and it is embarrassing I don't know why people think that they should be putting their wieners out there in public but it's really fun to go and like look at all the wieners and be like who's ugly shriveled mushroom head wiener is that and then you win up and you laugh your friends do you win a prize? I think you know guys don't need a prize you know if you just tell a guy he's got a big dick that's a surprise he wins yeah okay yeah he puts it on his resume it's over he puts it on his grind or account it's like all done by the way we have somebody speaking of wieners sorry it's just really getting not not okay but we should do our version of candy coated nights by the way we should but I don't think I have enough sex for that I could be like the person that you guys are trying to educate I I'm glad because we have too many podcasts we make people laugh and we need somewhere they cry well I think I'm getting there because of drinking and by the way bat and sweaty do you guys have air conditioning why am I the only one who sweat bitch I'm in central air right now and it is glamour a whore face my windows are I've got I've got no air on just I'm just cool the cucumber can I see you cute the joy got my no I got my chin box shirt on no you guys we've got somebody on our Facebook named Manolette Carrera from Columbia Rar keep up the hotness you're so cute okay that's all I had to say I'm happy birthday to everybody so we're done right yeah we're just talking now yeah now we're just like talking on the phone right can we just all right so let's that's what our podcast are gonna are gonna devolve into eventually just being like hi what are you doing nothing what are you doing you guys to oh yes Matt I was just gonna have been nobody responded to the I I wrote back but does it make sense to do watch what crappins big brother and get rid of TV click are we doing TV click I don't care I'm just curious I'm I don't know I'm mixed because I do like the TV click thing but same time we are inundating our watch what crappins page with big brother stuff and I'm not opposed just calling it watch our crappins on big brother that's true but it's just mixing bravo with other networks I don't care we have to we're gonna have a YouTube page I think it's better to like erase it and we just submitted to iTunes like I think we just have to live with it it's like once you get married you can't get an omen for a while we can't we can't change the YouTube page no I mean you could change the basic game with it but the address is gonna be the TV click well I mean we've we've only done three episodes the point is I mean I'm fine either way but I think maybe I don't know I'm I'm concerned about splitting the brand versus it seems like we're naturally expanding the brand on our page that's all stuff we should be talking about an email so are we talking about this right now people don't okay why don't you guys tell us what crappins big brother or the TV click big brother yeah tell us what you like yeah guys well yeah I thought we were not recording anymore no we were recording does that why you just showed your chests and I was trying to get met like masturbating on the camera now here's my hand finally we're gonna finally go viral we're gonna do it all right all right so 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