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That's audible.com/crapids or text Crapids to 500-500. Hey everybody, welcome to the TV Click podcast. Big Brother Week 2. What? I'm Ronnie Karen from Trash Talk TV, and I'm here with Ben Mandelker from Beside Blods. Hi everybody. And also Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! Hi Matthew! Are we really raising the roof like it's 1998? Well we have to honor Nick, who said such wonderful things as Brock, and what were his like 90s sayings that he kept saying? He rollerblades. That's all the 90s you need to know. Yeah, and all of his sayings came from the same decade as the rollerblades. So welcome to this Big Brother podcast, we're going to be doing this every week. We did not do it last week because of July 4th, and we believe in independence. And we're really glad that we're independent from the Mexicans. So yay RME, thanks for that. Wow, it sounds like we got Aryan here on the web show here. Yeah, you guys, you have to be as racist and not as easy as possible. We have to celebrate Aryan and Nick tonight on the podcast. You know, I literally cannot call her Aryan, I keep wanting to call her Aryan, and that was even before her racist side came out. You guys talked for a minute because I'm going to copy this link and put it on our Facebook page at Facebook.com/WatchWhatCrapins, which is our Bravo podcast so that people can talk to us and stuff. So you guys talk amongst yourselves. Well I do that. Okay, so I have questions, Benny Ben, you were on vacation. You are fully caught up on Big Brother, now I'm assuming? Let me tell you what happened. I went away for a week, I missed four episodes. Last night, I was like, I got to start watching these episodes, the evictions coming up, we're doing our podcast. I figured I'd watch one or two. I started 11 o'clock, so I knew I was going to be tired. I could not stop watching. This season is so good. It has all the perfect right components. I was up till 3.30 in the morning and I wanted more. It was like the first time in four years when I have been like compelled, truly compelled to go to like Joker's updates and read all the updates. It's great. Let me ask you some questions. I have questions. So are you excited this season because of the racial undertone, not the racial undertones because of the outright racism in homophobia or is it just the cast is entertaining and other stuff? Well, you know, I just love some good old fashioned racism and some anti-Semitism and some homophobia. So really, this show has it all. It's like going home for Christmas. No, but seriously, I think actually the racism element is very interesting actually. First of all, it's given us an amazing villain for nothing else has given us a villain. She would have been a villain. You mean a villain. There's like seven villains in that. I know there's seven, but Aryan is like the main villain. And what's great is that she would have been the villain even without the racist stuff. The racist stuff is. She would. Yeah, she would. The racist stuff is just sort of like the cherry on the Sunday or on the frosting on the cake. She is just a vile cherry on top of the black forest cake. Yes. The cherry on the ice cream cake. It's on top of the mud pie, cherry on the mud pie. Oh, yeah. She doesn't believe it. She does not believe in Neapolitan ice cream. Maybe the blacks eat that according to her. So that doesn't make sense. I'm not racist people. I was just making a joke. Aryan's expense. I know. I was like, well, I haven't heard that one. Okay. Before we jump into that classic stereotype about black people in Neapolitan ice cream. Well, if you're going to go there, we could talk about do you call them sprinkles or jimmies? I call them jimmies. No, you can't. That's actually racist. You can't. Why? It's racist. What is it? What is a sprinkler? Jimmy? I don't even know what you guys are talking about. Okay. Sprinkles. You know what sprinkles are, right? Yeah, the sprinkles. Yeah. Chocolate sprinkles. I think people, I think it's only from like Massachusetts or certain places they call them jimmies, but it actually has racist origins. Why? Um, well, they're like, I don't remember the actual, um, the whole backstory of it. But I know it involves like it's a rude, racist reference to black people. Okay. Talking about an ice cream topping, chocolate sprinkles, jimmies, why would anybody be offended? Listen, I think we got Ari and right here on our podcast. Okay. This is someone, an unrepentant racist right here in that corner, you clarify, I hate white people. So, I mean, I was just at Disneyland where there's like white, there's every race and they're all horrible. I mean, you can really see the horrible, the horribleness of all of our races on display when we're all in a crowd like that and I have to say white people were by far the worst. I mean, in every single category. Yeah. Undoubtedly. And also white people, do you really need those scooters to get around a fucking park? Like, if you need a scooter to get around a park because they're too fat to walk from Space Mountain to like the astro blaster, don't come to Disneyland. You're in my way with your goddamn scooter. Get out of here. Did you hear that horrible news story a few months ago where rich bitches from Orange County were hiring disabled people to go with their families to Disneyland so that they could get to the front of the line faster? Like that is something that Tamara and Vicky would totally do. Yeah, that's not, that's actually not a bad idea. Hey, if it works, you know, guess what, Matt, you're exonerated. I went to snopes.com, which you know, is the website to debunk or to verify all urban legends. And they say, including urban legends starring Joshua Jackson and Tara Reed. And also the girl from, that's on the show, yes, but the claim is Jimmy's, the sprinkles used on confections are so named as a reference to Jim Crow. And snopes says, probably false. So there is an outside chance that you're very racist, Matt, but let's line. Yeah. Snopes also said Obama's birth certificate was real. Just kidding, y'all. Just kidding. So what I want to get back, I want to get back to this whole thing though with Aryan. I think one of the reasons why the season has been so great off the bat is that we have some really vile people, like really, really loathsome, okay? And they have, they're on one side of the house. This is like season six. There's a faction has been created in the loving, living memory of David, who is just like Cappy in season six. And they are going after some girl who really has done nothing wrong, in this case, Alyssa, right? And it's like that combination of having an underdog and having these awful people who think they're the best coming out to her makes it utterly compelling. And the fact that the underdog has actually now twice escapes her demise is amazing. It does because you usually have to watch Big Brother for about six to eight weeks before this kind of stuff starts happening. Usually the popular hot people dominate for the first few weeks and everybody follows along. Nobody says anything. But in this case, the popular hot people were against another hot person who America actually liked. So it was very different. Nobody likes, nobody likes hot on hot violence. Well, that's, that's also one of the great innovations of the season is that because they have such a big cast, they have too many hot people to get along properly. And so the click is too big to support itself. And when hot people, especially hot girls, said they hate each other, that's when shit goes down. But if you do this, remember season 10, Libra, not Libra, April whole versus. Halloween. Keisha, no April versus Keisha in the coven. I mean, just brilliant stuff there. Side bar. Is anybody else drinking? Cause I am. I've got a drive after this. So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you just call lift? Have you guys seen those caps all over town with the pink mustache on front? Yeah. Enjoy them while they last because they're trying to kick lift and Uber out of LA. Why? Uber is my lover because the taxi commission has power. Whatever, the taxi commission, those old smoking bastards trying to run me down all the time. Yeah. Lift is, lift has not pissed me off in traffic yet. So I'm still for them. So are you guys as equally enthused about the season as I am? I am super enthused. I was nervous. And I mean, I'll be honest, I was super nervous going into tonight's episode because in my opinion, had Elisa been evicted, I kind of just would have thought that the whole season would have gone to shit. And I was on pins and needles. I actually watched the East Coast broadcast because I could not wait and I was at the office and I was just freaking out the entire time. But needless to say, I know we're jumping ahead a little bit. I was so fucking excited that she survived. Yeah. I would. And I love her like tarantula lashes and I love when she won MVP and she's like, oh my God, America. I'm obsessed. America. Yeah. I was like, well, who are she obsessed with herself? I love her. I just love her. She's obsessed with like the whole idea of us. This is a bold statement right now, but I'm going to because you know, I live for Rachel Riley. She is my spirit animal. I'm just going to say that Elisa is like, it's only been like two weeks, but she's already up there. I actually, I love her. She's kind of a drag queen. And I mean that in the best possible way. She's hot. She's only drag queen when she puts on makeup for the eviction shows, otherwise she's actually really hot. I think she's quite beautiful actually. Yeah, I did too. She's like a Rachel who didn't let herself go and if you're doing, she's anything other than a stripper really, I mean, well, she's not really, she probably really is a yoga teacher, which I think she does. Do you see her arms or arms or jacks? Yeah. Yeah. Well, before we move on too much, I was wanting to play this. What am I doing here? We've never done this on here. So I'm not really sure if I'm doing the right thing, but I want to play a YouTube video. Do you guys even know how we do that on here? Okay. Never mind, Ben. Go ahead. I'll try and figure it out while you're hot. Well, I barely even remember my point. Elisa's hot and she does yoga and her arms are jacked. I still it's gone. My thoughts were gone. I should have written it down. Let's talk about the going into tonight's episode where we stood and then we'll talk about what happened on tonight's live eviction, so going into tonight's episode, a lot of shit went down this past week. Obviously, the head of household this past week was the Aryan bitch, Aaron, and her nasty evil henchmen was Jeremy, who is this equally disgusting. And we have to say that, you know, before I've been getting to this, Aaron is a horrible person for being completely racist, but we can't rule out Gina Marie is also racist. Jeremy is a misogynistic homophobic motherfucker too, and same with that railroad conductor who gets bonus points tonight, but he's also a homophobe. So it's not just Aaron that we hate. We hate a lot of people. Okay. Could you guys explain to me what all this racist shit is because I only know what they showed because I don't watch the live feeds because I really hate being spoiled because I love exciting nights like tonight where shit just goes down. It all happens in an hour. I don't watch the feeds. So they showed a lot of Aaron's racist stuff on the show, I believe. I think Gina Marie has actually said some really bad stuff that hasn't, she has not gotten her public, you know, wall thing, that the way Aaron has, but Gina Marie referred to a welfare as N-word insurance. Right. Uh-huh. I heard that one. Which is bad. Yeah, he calls women cons left and right and meat lockers and, oh, no, I'm sorry. He calls them meat lockers and Spencer calls women cons left and right. And like Spencer that fat bastard train conductor. Yeah. He's also the one. Yeah. Well, he's also the one that calls Andy, who is obviously a homosexual. I think that he calls him a fairy and Aaron also called Andy something terrible too. Like when she was like, oh, no one's going to vote for that queer, whatever that if the queer were to get head of household, no one would vote for the queers choice. And she also said America loves queers or something like that. She also had a confrontation with Candace and Candace was, Candace was saying something and she goes, uh, Aaron says it's asked, not axed. And then she also referred many times that like, oh, Black Candace is coming out now. Black, like Candace got a lot blacker now that she's safe, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, well, I did hear her say, um, I did hear, so you got to watch out for it because you won't see her in the dark. Yeah. You don't say you're coming for you in the dark. Yeah. Yeah. Let me ask you guys this. So Aaron has gotten like obviously a public beat down and it continued even into tonight where Julie Chen was just like not having it and Julie's actually on the talk this past week. She discussed it and said that Aaron's comments made her think about growing up as a kid and being called chink and being scared and you know, that's bad. If you upset the host of the show, oh, that's no good. Right. That's not good. But anyway, so Aaron has been publicly grilled for this. I mean, obviously we read the blogs and stuff, but when you get grilled, this is a groundbreaking that it happened on CBS and they had a lot of pressure on them this past week to actually show this stuff. I mean, they can't ignore what's going on in the social realm. And finally, CBS had the balls to do this, which I think is a huge deal. I love it. I love that CBS has showed. I love that they did a segment on it on Sunday night's show and I love that they addressed it tonight. And I love also that they addressed it tonight on the heels of Julie Chen talking to Aaron and Aaron being like, well, I'm just an open person. I guess American knows a lot more about me and Julie Chen was like, they do. She rolled her eyes. It was fucking TV gold. Yeah. No, I mean, I love that they're showing this end. Some people, there are probably a lot of people out there who say there are some people who are very drastic and they say big brothers should be taking off the air. And there are other people who say this person should be scolded that I actually think it's totally fascinating watching this girl go like like spew her racist stuff, knowing that like the whole country is like, you know, rickuling her and that the show itself is ridiculing her. She's lost her. She lost her. That's the craziest part about this. These girls don't know it. Gina. That's so great. And Aaron have been fired and they have no idea what's going on. I mean, you can have somebody like Amanda who's like the coolest chick in the house besides Elisa and Helen go up to this girl and tell her, hey, you're kind of being perceived as a racist. And by the way, don't forget we're on TV. However, these two girls don't realize that once they get evicted from this house, they don't have a fucking job. Yeah. That is never happened before. Yeah. It happened. It didn't happen with Adam season nine when he called the kids, the autistic kids he worked with retards. Another great classy moment in Big Brother history. Okay. Well, here's my thing. This is what I was trying to get to. So Aaron, Aaron has been grilled on TV for two episodes in a row now. Are Gina Marie and Jeremy or anybody else or Spencer, are any of these people going to get the Smackdown that Aaron did or is Aaron getting the Smackdown because she said something about Asians and that hits close to the Julie Chen home? I wonder if it's, I don't follow the live feeds enough to know the answer to this. Maybe someone can respond in the comment section, but no, but, but what I'm, but what I'm saying is, what I was about to say was that we don't know maybe the volume, maybe, maybe, uh, Gina Marie had a, like two, like fleeting awful racist things, but maybe Aaron has been like a constant spewing, you know, uh, maybe that's why she's sort of getting more of the, uh, the bitch edit. The thing is, the other thing is that Gina Marie too, like, I'm going to stop you right there. You can't call it a bitch at Ben. She's a straight up bitch. No, I, that's, but that's what I'm saying. I agree. She's a straight up bitch. And she's so awful and therefore entertaining because she's such a bitch. And so, so vile. She's sour. She's mean, you know, when, uh, after she went ahead of household, the way she lined everyone up and said, okay, who you're voted for David? I was like, this girl, honestly, it's, there's no coincidence that she's named Ariane because she would have been part of the Hitler youth. Absolutely. She would have been part of any genocide that came her way. I have no doubts. She would have gladly go and like my mentality. She's in Shirley Jackson, a lot of throwing stones at the poor family up on the thing. As a former, as a former, another villain myself, I must say that as awful as she is, she makes for great TV. When she did that, when she pointed at people, like point blank, like, did you go for him or not? I was like, this is amazing. But what's great about her, what makes her such a good villain is that she doesn't even realize she's the villain. You know, there are a lot of those people who get on there and they want to be the villain. They want to, they want to play a certain role. I think Nick wanted to not be the villain, but he wanted to be a certain type of character on there, which is why his dioroom, uh, sessions were rehearsed. Yeah, it was trying to mean the guy who yells. You know how that's always that kind of, and he works out a lot and he helps with the camera like that? Yo, yo. Yo, I'm bullet blade, yo. Oh, God, with the yo. Stop yelling. Oh, he's on a bus. I hope every other idea. I give him a cat home. I hope he's on the bus to the, like, big, big eight motel. He's just rollerblading his way back to New York. It's dumb out. Yeah. By the way, for those wondering, that's a big brother after dark happening right up there behind me. I think I might be Caitlin. And that's Helen. Helen's crying. Helen's crying. Shocker. By the way, if any of you guys are watching home and she's crying, if any of you are watching a big brother after dark or TVGN, which is TV guide network throughout the day, who's the boss is playing, there's a ticker that runs across the bottom of the screen every once in a while. And I write that shit. Hey, that's cool. Why do you write the ticker on the TV guide network? Because the ticker on TV guide network is brought to O and G. Yahoo. It's brought to you by Yahoo O and G. Wow. So what do you just watch the feeds all day and write that say? I write, no, it's entertainment feed stuff that runs across the bottom of the network. So are you going to make some stuff? Are you going to mention the TV click spelled C-L-I-Q-U-E and you just put it in the feed there very quietly? I will. After I shimmy, because I like the shimmy shimmy. Shimmy. Oh, yeah. So let's talk about some of the highlights coming into tonight's episode because we have a whole list. Somebody said it out. I want to know, Ben, why don't you or Ronnie, you haven't spoken. Why don't you talk about who the head of household was? Who was nominated in the lead-up? Yeah. I'm really bad with remembering things tonight. I tweeted out, God, Julie, Julie didn't know that Spencer didn't give, Julie got Spencer's vote wrong. Was she even watching the show? People were tweeting me like, you fucking idiot? No, she didn't. You're an idiot. Are you watching the show? And I was like, oh, I'm kind of not. I'm tweeting. I can't watch the show properly. I'm tweeting. No, you guys talk about it. All right. Well, okay. Since I just watched all the episodes last night, it's relatively fresh in my head. So we talked about-- we touched on this, which was that there was an endurance competition and Ariane won. And she immediately had to put like four people or five people on to have not status. So lay up on you, Bob. She's what I want. She's going to pay for this. Y'all are going to pay for this, and Wick is not accepted. She-- they honestly, she-- they really asked it as if David had been taken out back and shot in the head. Okay. And Ariane is probably very comfortable doing, you know, to people who are not white. Well, if someone had told him he had a little Mexican in it, maybe. Yeah. She was like, oh, goodness. I also love by the way that when David was evicted and Julie was asking him why he thought he was evicted, he's like, well, you know, I'm a pretty smart dude, so I'm a smart guy. I'm a smart guy. Just a really smart guy. So then she puts-- she puts, obviously, Alyssa and Helen and Andy as have nots. And then there's this whole hubbub like, how could she put Helen on a second time in a row? And, you know-- You know that she-- by the way, she also put-- what's the other girl's name? Candice. She also put Candice on, and we know that she put Candice on because she's black. Let's just be real. Oh, obviously. So what-- here's the point I was going to say before when Ronnie interrupted me was that I get the sense that there's so much happening that doesn't even make it to the show because every week or every episode, they sort of just say things and we just have to assume-- take it for granted. They'll say, well, you know, Alyssa, she causes so many waves, or tonight when they're like, well, oh, we can get McCrae and McCrae's on our side. Like, when did McCrae come to their side? And what did this happen? And what did that happen? Like, things are just sort of-- like, you know, when Alyssa and Aaron just start to hate each other. And why did they just start to hate each other? Like, I feel like we're missing things that people on the live feeds are getting, you know? But I hated Aaron as soon as I started watching, so I don't blame Alyssa. Yeah, well, the wine incident from last week was a great moment in bitchery by Aaron. So-- Okay, let's get to nominations. Well, so what happened was, even before the nominations, Candace-- Candace gets bonus points here because unlike those idiots from three seasons ago who couldn't figure out the brigade, even though it was right under their nose, Candace sniffed out that there's an all-male alliance called the moving company, which by the way, I don't know, did you guys see the tweet on the live show today when Nick was evicted and someone tweeted? Yeah. The moving company has just filed for-- Chapter 11 bankruptcy. All right, so nominations, Aaron puts up Helen and Alyssa, no-- no shocker there. Alyssa wins MVP, also no shocker there. She puts up Jeremy because she wants to get a strong guy out. How delicious. We have to talk about that for a second. It was so delicious because it was like when Jeremy and Aaron won the head of household competition, only one person can actually, in theory-- or not in theory, in reality, be the head of household. So Aaron took it, obviously, it makes sense because her showman's just left and it makes it more juicy. But then that still puts Jeremy and Jeopardy. And I love that Alyssa turned around and nominated him. It didn't work out that way in the long run. But it was funny that she was just kind of like, OK, bitch, well, now you're back in the mix. I'm putting your ass up. Absolutely. I loved it. And then I-- so then we had the Vito competition. Jeremy somehow won this thing. What they had to do is they had to dangle these stuffed animals off of like a mobile mobile mobile. How do you say-- It was a bunch of-- that was a bunch of brooms from the 99 cent store. I recognized them. They were like broomsticks painted and then they had to make like a mobile and hang build of bears off of them. Not even build of bears. They were like those things you get out of the claw machine. Yeah. It was like-- At Shaky's. Cheap carnival toys. Shaky's. Yeah. So the thing is that these people are all idiots. And leave it to Jeremy of all people to figure out that you take the big heavy ones and put them at the top. Like, why did no one think of that? Like, obviously-- I know that you're-- I know that you didn't do it on purpose because of your thick Hispanic accent. But I love that you call them Jeremy. Jeremy? Because it makes so much sense. Yeah, what's up with that? Is it Jeremy or so-- what is it? Jeremy. And it's mobile. Jeremy-- Jeremy has an Alabama. Jeremy. I like Jeremy better. I like Jeremy because it sounds like you're saying G-E-R-M-Y, which is also apropos. Yeah. Well, why don't we just call him Cherokee because he's like one-sixteenth Cherokee and that will be-- I call him-- I call him nickel machine. I call him buffalo fart. I call him-- no, I'm not going to say it because I don't want to get beat up. So anyway, the point is this. He somehow wins this veto, which is really annoying. He gets taken off. And then the question is, who is Alyssa going to put up? Because the instinct is to put up Caitlyn, whose Jeremy's little fuck buddy in the house. And by the way, that bitch is guilty by association, too, because she always seems to be hanging out with the horrible racist people. Whenever they make a nasty comment, she's always laughing. So I put her in the guilty box, too. I'm sorry. Caitlyn, she's like that-- Yeah, she's horrible. No, but in the first episode, we all agreed, like, oh, she's really pretty and she's kind of-- Well, she's pretty. She's bland. She's not going to do anything. OK, I'll just stop talking. She's evil. OK, listen, this girl is gorgeous, but I love that she dies her hair black, so she'll be smarter. It's like, bitch, just go back to whatever dirty asshole I'm wearing. Yeah, she just needs to get some glasses like this, and then we'll think she's a librarian. Yeah, she'll pull the ugly Betty on us. So I love that. And I love that that scene where she was in bed this week. I was worried that she was going to be put on the block, and Jeremy was making out with her, and they kept playing that porno music from last time's episode. And he just keeps slapping her vagina. It wasn't even her button. It was like the middle bottom of her butt, and he's like, yeah, baby, don't you worry about it, baby. You just say an emotional base. Oh, girl. And he did it so many times, and I just thought, you know what, parents, make an effort, parents. Now you talk fucking effort. He's just like a really a hateful human being, and he's not even attractive enough to make it like somehow worth it. Like he's got a horrific tattoo right along his chest. He's got like Edward Munster hair. He's got a-- Guys, does he know that wings go on your back? You cannot fly with wings on your butt and chest. Stupid. He's hoping he's going to be taken up like this, like wrap shirt up, and then the wings are going to take him off. Also noteworthy from last night's episode is we had the budding and now deceased show man's between Gina Marie and Nick, which is more on Gina Marie's side. Okay. Is Gina Marie the last pageant person in the world to hear about Botox? What the hell, Gina Marie? I know. It's from populism, which is because they killed a lot of people. They injected into your face, and it will stop this part from moving. All right? Listen, the problem is that she's part of the Staten Island pageant world, not the Texas pageant world. So there you just take off the-- yeah, there you just, like, she's got this sanitary napkins that you got in the practice yard stuck to you. Yeah. You just rub it for the makeup. You just take some ketchup from-- the little packets of ketchup and just rub them on your cheeks and that's-- The funny thing is, this chick actually thought that Nick was interested in her, and the entire time they've been in this house, Nick has just been dissing her and Jesse left and right, and I really think he's just banging some, like, dude that's a rollerblade instructor back home. Yeah, obviously. Like probably Nathan from season three, probably. Probably. He looked so excited at the broomstick challenge. Yeah. There was actually-- That's a little bottom. He had one of them in his mouth at one point. I don't know if you saw that. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah. That's on my Instagram, girl. And then we also had Jesse, who was also chasing Nick around, but poor Jesse, she really-- you can see she wants to be a cool kid, but she doesn't even have a show, man. She has nothing. Do you think she's a virgin? 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That is one of my favorite showmances, yet creepiest showmances, Amanda and McCrae. Oh, right. It's creepy. I'm just going to go on record and say this. He is a little rough around the edges, but I kind of get like a little sexy Joseph Gordon Levitt vibe. I'm alone. I'm alone. Yeah. You're alone on that one. I think you're alone on the dark, dude. That's that's far. You're really far away from-- No. She's just like this got those big, these big fake tits and this like battle axe attitude. And he's this guy. You can't decide like what to do, his left from his right. It's like peppermint patty devouring Linus. It's just, it's just a stretch and honestly their first hookup, like she got into the covers and he's like on the edge of the bed, like he's not even under the covers. And she's there and she's like, oh, it's hot. Let me take my shirt off. And I see another kissing. It's really one of those bizarre pairings that we've seen. Nothing's Brigitte Nielsen and Flavia Flav got together, have I seen such a strange pairing on reality TV. Okay. So I want to go to the Facebook page and read some of what people are going to say. Lisa has been writing on here a lot. That's just hilarious. And Renee is saying watching the feeds, uh-oh, if you don't want to hear about feeds, close your ears. If it's something horrible, I won't say anything, but Renee says watching the feeds, they're all saying terrible things, but Ariane is getting the brunt because she's more animated in her racism. Her agent comments about Nail Salons, her comment to Helen, to go eat a bowl of rice and the white fish being superior to the black fish, but Erin to the leader of the clan. I actually think Gina Marie has dropped the end bomb more. And Jeremy Spencer have said terrible misogynistic things, but Erin and her area name, uh, Bam P.S. Beauty and total lack of remorse is the poster trial for lack of self-awareness. Uh, Caitlyn, Lisa says Caitlyn, not that hot, and Jeremy refers to her who has a meat wallet. Nice. Rebecca says. We need to clarify meat wallet, not meat locker. Yeah, my mistake. Well, thank goodness we have an ombudsman. It's not a very good brag about his wiener. Well, flats had floppy wiener, and Rebecca is saying that people are fighting and going crazy in the house. Who can turn around and see the TV or people fighting? No, how we're just talking reasonably. Okay, you guys, let's get up to tonight's episode because there's a lot we still haven't even discussed about when, um, how about when Peppermint Patty was telling Ari and that people are mad that she's racist and she's like, whatever, I mean, that is, I'm not even going to justify that. I mean, they call me Barbie. Yes. That's what we need. That's what we need to talk about because she assumes that being blonde is like being in a minority. Well, thank God someone finally said it, you know, kidding. She's like, they call me a hot, perfect, bodied, beautiful girl, like whoa. You sure told them, girl, this girl will never get a job again. For me, if you'd like administrative assistant at the Ku Klux Klan, I don't know how she could ever get a job. Do they have job postings on Craigslist? They probably do. Well, you guys, you know, this Trayvon Martin thing is coming to a head now because that George Zimmerman dude is his trials ending and we're waiting for a verdict, which I was gone all day, but I'm assuming that that hasn't come in yet, but it did not. One of my favorite things to do is go online whenever there's a story like that, I go online because I'd love to read the comments, man, the racist, hateful, bullshit comments on these news articles. I mean, thousands, like 10,000 comments, and most of them, like 80% are so horrible and racist. I think Ariane will be fine. Look at stupid Elizabeth Hasselbeck and her stupid ass. She's leaving the view to go to Fox. They're going to be over millions of dollars. No, exactly what's going to happen when Gina Marie and Ariane get voted out of Big Brother. They're going to go join a morning talk show with Elizabeth Hasselbeck in Fox News. Well, they'll go on the apology tour. They'll go on Dr. Phil and then they'll cry and they'll be like, I never realized. I didn't realize the words I said actually hurt people and then they'll feel exonerated and then they'll disappear into a clan rally and never be heard from again. Ariane will find some rich man to take care of her and Gina Marie. Well, I think the difference between Ariane and Gina Marie is that I think Gina Marie has shown that it seems like maybe it's coming off as more ignorance. I don't know. I haven't really seen her comment, so I'm being ignorant, but she seems like a friendlier person on a conversational level. Whereas Ariane seems like she's a racist and she's also a super spoiled brat bitch. Yeah, there's a big difference with that. I feel like with Gina Marie, if she was confronted with this, she would feel terrible. I would like to think that she'd feel terrible and maybe she tried to rectify it or change her ways. But Ariane's just like, whatever, I'm blonde. They make fun of me for being blonde. Yeah, I'm not the same thing. Rosa Parks said the same thing. I guess what? It was still wrong for her to take that seat. Yeah. Ariane's like, I can't believe that anyone would even take the bus to begin with. It's her own fault. Yes. She's a real fucking thing. She's a real fucking thing. And I'm honestly hoping that she stays on for a really long time because she is so much fun and I cannot wait until they just start ripping her for shreds because it's coming. Well, I like that we have a bunch of people that we hate because this way it's not like a situation where there's like one person we hate when they're gone and the season falls apart, sort of what Matt alluded to earlier, we have like, it's like a four or five headed monster. So they'll be some good time to come. I have to say also, by the way, Jessie, I hated her the first episode and I don't love her or really like her that much, but she's not as awful as I thought she'd be. Look, after tonight's episode, a lot has changed. Obviously, we had a scandalous eviction. We have a really cool new head of household. We'll get there in a few minutes, but a lot of people also redeemed themselves. And my opinion on a lot of these people also changed tonight. Yeah, absolutely. And isn't it funny, by the way, that we're rooting for the mom squad, that's best the name of their alliance. And it's kind of like the inverse of season six where the friendship were like sort of like sort of like... The lamest... They were like the mom squad, you know, like just moms are, you know, lame and we hated them. But this time around we're like, yeah, a mom squad, moms, yeah, like when they were like crying over their kids, I normally hate that she was like, yes, you should cry. You're empathetic. You're in a household of assholes. Like I'm glad you guys found each other. Maybe it's because my biological clock is ticking eight years later, but, and it wasn't back then. But I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that obviously, you know, Rachel Riley, former big brother winner is obviously one of the biggest personalities that ever played this show and she's a fan favorite. She always will be. She's right there with Janelle. And let's just talk about this for a second. Rachel Riley was one of the most obnoxious fucking people ever. She was a villain her first season. She was a villain her second season, but everyone was so mean to her in her season that people like started rooting for her only because she was getting kicked out so much that people like to root for the underdog. Look, you make me feel like I have to defend her now. So I'm just going to say this is one thing because I think me comparing her to Janelle set you people off. So I'm going to say this one thing, Rachel Riley fucking won, Janelle never won. No, no, no. But this isn't about the score of the card because the, you know, you could be an amazing player and then like always it's almost always awful people win big brother. So that's actually something against Rachel Riley. I mean, look at the people who have won the stupid game, but I think I agree with what Ronnie said. Rachel, she was such an underdog and that you sort of rooted for and in her season, she was the only one in her first season, she's the only one doing anything. And there was really so mean to her that eventually it was that underdog thing. But it was that conflicting thing where you're like, I'm rooting for her because she's keeping it interesting, but she's also kind of awful. Like you don't, I never fully embrace her the way I was like bowing down at the altar of Janelle so much so that even in subsequent seasons when she got sort of like worse and worse, I didn't care because I love Janelle so much. It doesn't even matter. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, Rachel was just such an ass. I mean, she's just so, and that whole I'm a chemist was hilarious. It still is. Yeah. She's like trying to be like a party planner or some bullshit now, like. She is a lot. A lot of times. She is a former cocktail waitress from Caesars Palace. Well, who said that she, they saw her applying for like the front desk job at LA Fitness? Who said that? Was that one of you guys? Was it someone else? It was someone here because I agreed that. Either way. It was, I think it was my, our pal Patrick Gomez from People Magazine. Oh, he told me that when we played Big Brother Media Day this past year, he said that she was applying to be a fitness instructor at LA Fitness and I was like, get me signed up to that location. Well, I think she'd be a good fitness instructor actually. Okay. Okay. I needed to bring this up. So we're, we got on this Rachel Riley tangent, but what I wanted to ask you guys is obviously we all like Alyssa slash Alyssa, whatever her name is, but it is such an unfair advantage that she is going to win this MVP every week. Is there a point even having MVP? Do you think they'll kill it off? Where do we stand? I don't think that she's going to win it every week. I think she'll be in the, win in the beginning, but then other people, I don't know, like I could see Helen snagging at once and the producers are going to fuck with it too. They're going to give it to you for no, for no good reason. Oh, yeah. When Ariane's on the block, so get it. Yeah. No way. No way. No, Amanda could win it too. Amanda could win it too. You know? The thing is, here's the thing. I feel like we're all genuinely rooting for Alyssa, Helen, Amanda. We're rooting for them and when they attack someone, we're laughing with Rachel, for instance. A lot of times she would do things, and I was, I enjoyed Rachel because I could laugh at her for being so dumb, you know, and her arguments are so awful. Well, Rachel's like hanging out with a four-year-old. She's like really fun and having fun, and then suddenly you're like, "Oh my God, what just happened?" Because she's stomping her feet and being like, "It was mean to me!" It's like you've better- What did she get? I don't want to be here. You've better too many Dixie cups than she crashes after all the sugar. Yeah. So I have a question now. What do you think, in terms of like Howard, Howard seems like a really nice guy, like a thoughtful guy, but he's in like the asshole alliance. How did that happen? And do you think that he's not screwed? Well, it's also funny because they showed Howard then also in tonight's episode, and I was reading this online as well. He also has been offended by a lot of the comments that were said against black people, and it's kind of like, then why would he ever, you know, at some point, yes, I understand you're playing the game, and clearly I would play an emotional game and be a crazy person. Mine and get kicked out immediately, but Howard should not align himself with Jeremy. He should put his foot down and say, "You're a fucking horrible, terrible motherfucker, and I can't play the game with you." Yeah, I think you should. It's got to change this week because that is obviously they can count, at least some of them can count. So they're going to know that things are wrong with their alliance and shit's going to go down. So that's probably pretty much over at this point. So I have to say, I just assume that Alyssa was going home. I thought all this stuff Nick was going to be just massive misdirection because I was like, "Well, I just could not conceive that Alyssa could stay." The only person I thought they were maybe going to be able to pull over was going to be McCrae because of his relationship with Amanda. Never in my wildest imagination did I think that Jesse and Judd would also be part of that point. And Spencer. And Spencer. Exactly. I mean, did that not blow your mind? I was screaming at the TV. What was the deal with Spencer? Why did he change his vote? So you guys, I read this online as soon as the episode aired on the East Coast. People are speculating that Spencer knew that Nick was going home. So as a result, he talked to Spencer's the train conductor, right? And who is the black guy? Howard. Howard. So Spencer and Howard, the rumor is that Spencer and Howard knew that this was probably going to happen. So one of them threw a vote one way and one of them threw a vote another way so that they could confuse the house. So afterwards, when people were trying to count, they could confuse people there because they kind of saw the writing on the wall that Nick may be going home. That's just what I read in the, you know, immediacy after Nick's dismissal. Interesting. Yeah, because that was not a close vote. Yeah. I mean, that was a pretty solid defeat, I like it. And, you know, I have to say Helen, what I like about Helen, she is a political consultant and she is articulate and she makes articulate points. And she seems, I guess she seems to be pretty effective in swaying people. I thought when she gave her spiel to Jesse about the totem poles, whatever, I thought for sure it wasn't going to work, but it did work, at least according to the editing, it looked like Helen caused that. So it didn't work. It didn't work. Her speech to Ariane did not work, but I just thought it was so funny anyway because she was like, listen, I'm not mad at you. It's a good game. It was a good move, but we could work together. No one would suspect it because we don't like each other. So think about it. You know, whatever. Great job. I'm not mad at you. Okay. So good job. Great game. You're doing a great job. We'll talk later. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. She's like, okay. After you told me, after you told me to go make some rice, I'm not mad. I'm not mad. No, I'm really. I'm really funny. It's funny. No one gets your humor, Ariane. No one gets your humor. But I do. I do. Yeah. Helen's so nice. She's probably like, what? People don't like rice. I mean, why wouldn't I make her rice? She wanted some food. Here's how nice Helen is. I mean, I fast forward just a little bit. She wins H2OA. We'll get to it later. But she, as the credits are rolling, Jimery is crying in the corner and Helen is the one consoling her. This is supposed to be Helen's moment where she basks in being H2A and she's got to sit there with freaking like racist, racist Staten Island face in the corner, making her feel better. And none of her friends are doing it for her. Right now, that was very smart gameplay on Helen. I don't think it's because Helen has some heart of gold. She probably is a very nice woman. But honestly, I think that she's thinking further down the line than anybody else is. And I think that she's trying to secure Gina Marie should for some reason Gina Marie end up winning some challenge. Helen is not going to be in the shithouse. So now, so Nick gets voted out. It's a blind side. Gina Marie starts bawling and she is. This is like, whether I was like, whoa, this is like, it's just like the opposite of a racist impression. That would be like this and she's like, whoa, she was, she was like one of them. She's like one of those like sad like Westerns where like the mama like loses both her sons in the wall. Like one's in the south and one like David with the sun in the south and now Nick is the son of the north and now she's found out and she's like, oh my son. She really is. That is hilarious. I mean, could you imagine if he'd actually fucked her? Oh my God. No, actually, actually we can't imagine that. We can't. I think he imagined it, which is why he stayed the hell away from her the entire time. Hey, can you imagine when when we finally kiss, it's going to be so good. Jamie, you want to take a shower? He's like, no, okay fine, don't see my boobs. Okay, I'll show him to you later. You want to see my Verrazano narrows? Oh my God. He's just like baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball. Back to the eviction though, didn't you think it was kind of cocky on his part? I mean, looking back, I kind of think that when they got up to give their speeches, you know, Elisa was kind of annoying because all she did was ramble off like her fan base. Sweet and genuine. No, it was sweet and genuine, but it was kind of just like wrap it up girl. Like I saw the like the producers of the Oscars like wrap it up red light flashing. Yeah. But then it had smoke coming out of her ears, but then we get to Nick and he starts like saying like some cutesy funny things like to his swing ball in the house, to the swing ball, but I don't think that he did himself. I mean, at that point, I think a lot of people's minds are obviously already made up, but I think that he wasted an opportunity there and I think that he was so cocky that he thought he had it in the bag and he didn't. He was cocky this entire game. He was cocky in his interview segments. He was cocky even before the game started in his bio. He's been cocky the entire time and you know, his big mistake was that he started up this stupid, you know, four men, four or five male alliance, which except for the brigade always falls apart within three weeks. There's always some alliance about four guys that have muscles and it just like collapses in on itself within three weeks. But the past few years, those guys have won. I mean, I don't know, it's only been the brigade. There's only been the brigade that's won and that's only because they had a cast of idiots and the brigade didn't even do anything. They just sat there. The entire cast just sat there the whole season because no one wants to make a way. It's the brigade just could just float along. Exactly. That cast. That's one hating one, right? Yes. Yeah, that guy, I don't even remember one thing he said the whole time. I remember that I couldn't get him. He was cross-eyed. He looked like a mushroom from Mario Brothers. He didn't say anything. He took off his shirt a lot, which was lovely. Yeah. And then he won. I was like, who's this guy? I think even when he won, even at the finale, I was like, who's that? Where's Rennie? Where's Rennie? Come on. I still pour one out for Rennie whenever I have the opportunity. Every season I just wait for Rennie to come back. Why hasn't she been one of the special guests and they're like, "A big brother legend is back." And it's like, "Hello everybody, it's me Rennie." I say that's a great idea. I do too, and I love that she also dresses like Riptorn and wears glitter and throws glitter. She wears turd mints. I had an experience with Rennie. This will be a classic Ben Mandelker name drop. Yeah. That's one I love. I love this one. But I went to, I went to like, it's like Figgin' Olive or something like that. She's not allowed in there. She's not allowed in there. Figgin' Olive. She's like, "Do you got me, Roo?" No. Let me tell you something. So it was the, like, Figgin' Olive did like a four-day opening party. Like they had a party like every single night. Somehow I got on the list, I think because of like the, like, food PR or whatever. I don't know. I got on the list. So I go and I bring my friend Sylvia, who you guys know. And I'm sitting there and Rennie's there and I'm like, "Oh my God, you're so good on Big Brother." And she's like, "Thanks, doll. Thanks, doll." And she comes and sits with us and she's with us like the entire evening. And she's at least did. No! No! So a little Rennie goes a long way. She's great to watch on TV, but when you're, like, at a party and she's drunk and talking to you and when she talks, she's like splattering spit on your cheek. Yeah! And she's also probably splattering bignetism crawfish. And then, you know, she starts, and she's like talking, yeah, it was like Mardi Gras on my face. But-- Can that be our next podcast, Mardi Gras? She was so nice, she was so nice, she was so funny, and she was talking shit about everyone. But it was like, after a while, I was like, okay, I want to get back to my friend here. I'm like, you know, Sylvia, she's like, big brother is foolish. And she's like, why are you engaging this woman dressed like a clown, you know? By the way, if you have Rennie's number, she needs to come on to the TV clique, Colin Big Brother. Oh my God! That's silly. That's silly. It looks like this is foolish, why are we talking to this woman? We should get someone from Big Brother on this, we can get some people. That should not be a problem, seeing as they all live in Los Angeles. They do. Well, we can-- We might be like-- Wait, wait, wait, wait! Were you about to say, oh, well, I'm friends with Reagan Fox, I'm friends with Marcellus. I already dropped those bombs two weeks ago. I was going to drop the-- I was going to drop the-- I'm friends with Dr. Wilbaum, but that's all right. Yes, and well, Dr. Wil and Boogie know who you are, and they like you very much because when I met them, they were like, oh, yeah, that's where Ben's from. We really like that guy. How is he? How's his news site? Is he still writing about Big Brother? He's so nice. I don't know if Dr. Wil would come on this because he likes to distance himself from Big Brother, but we could probably get Boogie. That motherfucker is on Twitter all the time talking about Big Brother. All right, I'll ask him to come on. He'll come on for five minutes. If not, I'll go knock down his door on Wilshire Boulevard. I know where Dr. Tadd off is at the corner of Wilshire and LaBray-- or La Sienega. Yeah, you do that. You guys want a little-- this is a funny one for Renee. She's watching the live feeds. Live feed update, Gina Marie totally lost it tonight after Nick left because she lost the love of her life tonight. She was rocking in the corner with Nick's coffee cup and chapstick whaling away. Who wants to mention those dollars? Who wants to make dollars that she takes that chapstick into the ladies' room later? Listen, because you know what she-- she saw Nick the big plan. The big plan was to move out of Staten Island under Manhattan, you know, with someone who has a brain. But now it's like back to Vito and the pizza parlor, you know, and-- I know she's not crying because she lost him. She's crying because she lost a lifestyle that she thought she could possibly get. Yeah. But she's from Staten Island, baby. It's like she's crying about a tree that got cut down. She never even climbed. Shut up, Gina Marie. That wasn't your tree. That wasn't a bark. Shut up, now is a tree that only lets other trees climb it. Yeah. It was in a very gay park in gay West Hollywood. It was like a weeping willow. Let's be honest. The gayest of all the trees. Yeah, I mean, that guy-- that guy stopped short of putting a penis in his mouth, but barely, only because there wasn't one in the house. Only because he already got mobile-- mobile stick in his mouth instead. Speaking of-- I would like to thank casting for one season for giving us a gay guy that I actually like. Yes. That has never, ever, ever happened on this show. I really like him. He's so sweet. OK. He's funny, too. Excuse me. Why do we like him? Is he that awesome? No. He's funny. He makes funny comments. He made-- first of all, again, in his bio, he said that he was training the family cockatiels to refer to his dad as a girl, which is hilarious. OK. That's fine and all. But what has he done on the show so far that's been amazing? Well, he keeps on calling Harry and the devil. Yeah. When he said the devil, what did he say? He was thinking about the devil having a baby. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, because the only thing that was good about going to the head of household room is that I finally got to see baby pictures of the devil. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Like, honestly, that line is a great line. And also, Amanda has some good lines, too. Amanda has good lines. And I sometimes think that this show is-- I mean, well, I always think it's scripted, but sometimes I really do think it's scripted because they really plan out who you see and who you don't see. Like, the fact that you haven't really seen him means that he's going to be around for a long time. It's almost like they burn off the ones they show in the beginning a lot are always the ones who get burned off. Well, they have a limited amount of time. And if there's stories going on with people, people are getting into fights and if people are involved with strategizing, they're going to get the camera time in the beginning. So just-- That makes me believe that Judd is going to win the whole "God Damn" episode or the whole season. Oh, hell, that was a moment. He'll burn out in the middle of the season, I think. The first frog hunter to ever win Big Brother, it could happen. I think he's going deep. Okay, so let's see, Nick is voted out. He has his interview with the Chen bot. He's totally ready. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to talk for a second. Did you got the most important thing to me was to look at Jeremy and Aaron's reactions when Nick got voted out. It was delicious. It was like he was. Wow. It's exactly how I imagined they would have reacted had they known about Doma being shot down. Oh, my God, there's going to be fags in church. How is it that look said? Yeah, exactly. I'm hearing weird noises over it sounds like a little-- Oh, you guys, I have, okay, I'm doing this on my kitchen counter because there's lights here and otherwise my house is lit, like, I don't even, it's like a cave in here. Your house, I'm going to say, is the darkest fucking house I've ever been in and I don't mean that in a racial way. I've never been into it. It's really dark, like the only lights in here really are like Christmas lights, like there's no real lighting in here, there's no, like, it's all lamps, there's no real light, you know. So anyway, I do it right in front of my kitchen, uh, and then lights, and I've always done podcasts like this one when I used to do video podcasts, but the stools I have are like those American Idol stools, you know, like the top plastic space stools. You keep doing stuff like this. I do? No. Like I guess it does look like that, a giant one, but it's like these big plastic space stools are so uncomfortable and especially when I gain weight, like, when I'm on the heavier end of my 80 pound flux, I can't sit on this and I'm chafing, just sitting in the chair. Oh, okay. I'm going to stand out. Oh, shut up. Oh, this is it. This evil stool. I hate this stool. I hate it. It looks like you bought that at maybe TJ Maxx with Gritchen Rossi. Yeah. I stole this from a restaurant I used to work at. I stole two of them. Are you sure it wasn't from a sample sale, a stool sample sale? Gross. Um, okay, well, well, Ronnie rummages around over there. Um, so let's, let's move on to the head of household competition. Where I had five heart attacks in the span of three and a half minutes. They wound up being double over time. Julie Chen, Julie Chen, the Chen bot nearly exploded. She was so angry. She's like, I need an answer. I need an answer now. I don't think that she was angry. I think that she had the opportunity to make it extra dramatic and girl was already rocking a teal jumpsuit and she was like, I'm going to take it to the edge of glory. And honestly. She's wearing this. Oh, no. I'm sorry, man. Go ahead. No, I was just going to say she's wearing what I like to call the sleeveless gumbi. Yeah. She was calling her Asian gumbi on the Twitter. So she looks like, um, okay, first of all, I love that Julie has no filter this season and is openly hating people. I think that that's wonderful. I love that she was young. Makes for better. Yeah. And I also loved it in this competition, like in the first time in big brother history, everybody was getting those random things right. I know. I mean, they have like, they were like, she's like, how many clean eggs are in a box? And everyone's like, 5,022 and she's like 5,020 fucking a really. Right. When they had that first playoff question and it came down to like, how many bottles of coke were in all of the different like crates combined and people came up, except for McCray. Everybody came up. There was one. Dummies came up with, right, but the dump like six dummies came up with quick math and we're able to get 168, it blew my fucking mind. Yeah. Yeah. Julie Chan, I think, was it going to explode? I know you think that she wasn't, wasn't mad. I think she was like, I think she gets stressed out during these competitions because she always yells at them. But this was like the most she's like really. Well, I actually think, I actually think that Julie was stressed out just like we were because going into this competition, we knew that Aaron could not be had a household for a second week in a row, but we knew that Jeremy was in the mix. And so when Jeremy went out on question one, I was relieved, but the people that we didn't want to win were Caitlyn and I don't know that Caitlyn went far and the competition as did Howard and that put some, you know, the hairs on the back of my neck were standing up because they, okay, that cell phone needs to turn the fuck off. It's not mine. I'm on silent. Rami. This is for our Twitter. I mean, this is for our Facebook page on Watch with Crapins to hear what comments people are making. Do you think whoever's commenting is rude? Do you think that Aaron has a hard time not being had a household? I think she, I think she should have a hard time understanding a world where a white person is not the head of the household. I think it'll be very difficult for her. I can't wait until they go look Asian with the head of the household. She's going to be like, "I can't live in this communist house anymore." Do you think she's a fascist? She doesn't have sex everywhere. She doesn't know any of those words that any of you just said mean, but it's going to be awesome when she's asked to go, everybody want to see my HOH room and they're going to go up and it's going to be like, "Here's Helen's HOH como now. Here's Helen's HOH wooden shoes." And that girl is going to lose her shit. She's going to probably ask for Fortune cookies up there. Yeah, she's going to get out there. Yeah, she's going to get out there and a car is just going to like run her off the road. She's going to be like, "Damn it!" "I told you you can't trust those people." I want Andy to win the head of household because I heard him on the live feeds on, on after dark, like last week talking about how his, you know, they always get a CD and his CD is nothing but covers of Silent Night. Andy, the gay guy, he's like obsessed with it. Andy, you all think he's funny and I am like terrified of that ginger. Well, I don't think that's weird. The Silent Night thing is weird, but I would like to see what they all say to that. Ginger's have scared me ever since I saw the first child's play starring Chucky. Yeah. And yet you love Rachel Riley. Well, like she's a ginger, please. It's true. Yeah, she's not a tree. Okay, so you guys, Helen is now the new head of household this week. We obviously know that people like Alyssa and Andy and McCrae and Amanda are all safe. Who do you think that she is going to nominate? I think she's going to nominate Meatballet, Jeremy and Gina Marie. Yeah. I think she's not going to nominate Ariane because I think she's going to hold on to that her quote, unquote promise, but even though Ariane never made that promise, right? No, Ariane never committed to it. But Ellen's going to want to show that she's that she holds promises, which by the way is the stupid thing you could do on the big brother because no one says true to their word. The way you convince people to do things is not by like expressing loyalty or proving your loyalty. You do it by making them afraid of someone else. So you start a rumor about someone like the way to get the way you should deal with Ariane is to say that so-and-so said something about her and then she'll go crazy, you know, or so-and-so was talking to David, although David's gone now. That's ideal. You don't say I will be loyal to you. I will promise you this or that. No, no, no. You have to create. You have to plant seeds of paranoia. That's how it works. Do you guys think that go ahead? I was just going to say this week, this is going to hit the family with that group because they're not in power for the first time. So this is going to be where they're all on the block and they, I mean, they've been losing their composure when they're in power. So it's going to be amazing to see what they do when they're not in power. Do you think that there's any chance that Helen being as smart of a player as she is does something a little wacky, whether she decides to put up, you know, you know, a pawn immediately or not go for Jeremy and consider back during him later or is she just going to have to be upfront about it and go either some combination of Jeremy, Gina Marie and Erin. Obviously, is that obviously how it's going to play out? I didn't have a whole lot of faith. I mean, you say she's a good player in the snap. I didn't have a whole lot of faith last week. And this week when she was telling Alyssa, you know, you cannot put up another girl. Wait, was it her or that was Candice? But anyway, she was, she was also, you know, on that whole boat of don't get rid of, you know, that's girl power and blah, blah, blah. And I didn't think that she was a good player, but everything she's done so far has actually been pretty good. And I'm, I'm going to trust what she does. I'm going to go with it because I'm always wrong. Every time I think I know who's going to get kicked off, I'm wrong. I will never, ever win up any kind of a pool. So let's talk about MVP and let's talk about who we think is going to be MVP and who we want. Who are we going to officially endorse? Who are we going to tell people to go out and vote for for MVP? Well, I think it makes it more interesting if it's somebody other than Alyssa. And because Alyssa is safe this week with Helen being head of household, I think it would be more interesting for the house if it was somebody else. Now, if, if Helen had not won HOH, I would have probably endorsed her and I actually would have thought that she was rising, you know, with the fans. And I think that they would have considered her over Alyssa. I do still think Alyssa has it in the bag. But if it were to be somebody else, I do think it'd be fun to have Amanda win it. I think that she's going to end up playing the game too hard and get herself evicted in the next few weeks. However, I really, I like the showmates between her and McCrae. And I do think that she's incredibly smart and I just, I like what she's doing. Yeah, I vote for Amanda too. So we're going to say that the TV click big brother, the TV click, endorses Amanda this week for MVP. So everyone go out and vote for Amanda. How late are polls open? Do we know? It was tomorrow. No, it goes for a few days. I cannot endorse anybody giving a dollar to CBS. No, you can do it online. Do it online. Do it online. Oh, it's for a minus free. Oh, it is. I take it back. Yeah, CBS. You're so great. You know, who else was great? CBS, the pharmacy. Yeah, you can vote for your MVP of pharmacists. Yeah. They see, they secretly get to fire someone from the pharmacy. And if you ever find yourself with some horrible cough in the middle of the night, then you can go to CBS and come home and watch CBS, which has CSI. And then sitting in a chair from CB2. And then watch starboards and see CP3PO. CP3PO? Oh, yeah. What's his name? C3PO. You almost alienated our entire fan boy, fan base. You guys, Howard is in this episode a lot, Ben. I know you can't see it, but I've been kind of watching it. He's like, he must be doing it like that. I think he's praying. Hold on. Let me turn it up. What do you guys think is going to hit me? His tower's doing something crazy up here. What do you guys think is going to hit me? Let's see. Let's see what Howard's doing. Okay. I'll stop talking. Yeah. This is not about you. It's about what's happening on the TV Guide network. Okay. It's breathing. I think he might be, I thought he's praying. He might be praying. He's like sweating. He looks like he's pooping. He looks like he's in the middle of exercise. He's got like some sweat right here. Right here. I'm already bored. He's grunting. He's either taking a big nasty shit and his eyes are like going left and right. It's like a very intense. You guys, what is he doing? I say pooping. I say getting a beach. No, he was on his knees. His hands were out on like a couch. Jesse is giving him a BJ. He's looking around. He looks mad. Looks like something must have happened to Howard. I would be mad if Jesse were giving me one too. I can't tell you about to cry or not. Jesse's like, "You guys, you know, not like a section. Do you think that Julie liked me because I feel like she has a crush on me because I'm so pretty. I don't know if I should date Julie or not, you guys because I'm so pretty. What do you think? I think there's that kind of dirt that I think you like me. I wish that Jesse were a Jew and that she is crying now. Candice is crying. Wow. Ben really does like that. Look at everybody. Oh, calm down. She's crying during the bathroom. She's trying to watch it through your camera. Who is crying in a bathroom? Candice is crying. She's seeing the bathroom and Andy and Helen and Alyssa are there consoling her. I think that there was a fight because Howard was all pissed off in one room. Looked like he was trying to like get his zen. She's saying. I think she had a fight with Howard. She's talking about she had a fight with Howard. But they prayed together. Who fights after they pray together? Aren't black people supposed to stick together? Like the fish in a tank. There's been a fight. There's been an issue. I did love Howard's prayer though. I'm trying to think of the word. Oh, wait. Someone flipped a mattress off of bed. There's a Teresa Jujiche. Can I just tell you this? I think it's Arian. When all these people cry this much, they're really stupid, but it really makes for good TV because more tears, the better. Why are we watching this show so so stupid? Why are we watching this show and then talking about it for an hour and writing resets and making videos? There's nothing else good on TV right now except for the shit on Bravo. Let me ask you guys this. What do you think is going to happen to the moving company now? What is going to happen with Howard, Spencer, and Jeremy? It's done. Moving company. It's over. It's done. Okay. But what I'm getting at, that's not the responses I was looking for. I was looking for, first of all, Ben to hit mute on the TV set. And then... Fine. It's so good all of a sudden. Okay, but do you guys think that Jeremy is going to get pissed at Spencer and Howard or not? Yes. And it'll be fantastic. I think Jeremy and Ariane, Jeremy and Ariane are going to be crazy. And I'm sure Ariane is the one who flipped the mattress. Go on. So do you not think that Jeremy is smart enough to keep his cool and align himself with the guys again or will he just now have to sail down Shitty River with Aaron and Gina Marie? Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. Shitty River. It just keeps sitting. It won't stop. Alright. I don't know anything about musicals except for in middle, in high school. I did the props for showboat, so I know that. Guess what? And you know what, this is so messed up because we're talking about, we're talking about race relations. I made cotton bales. Oh, no. I wonder why you're talking about. First showboat. First showboat. That was Jimmy's so much. Oh. You guys, that's what we call a callback, and that means it's time to wrap up the podcast. Yes, I do. So you guys can find us at, obviously, if you're watching YouTube right now, you can find us on YouTube.com/thetvclick, C-L-I-Q-U-D, get it, you guys like click, like you're clicking but it's not spelled the same way. So please like and subscribe and comment on this shot so we know that you're out there. We will be here every Thursday night after eviction, probably about 20 to 30 minutes after the show goes down a specific time. You can find us on our other podcast Facebook page, facebook.com/watchwhatcraphens. We're also on SoundCloud now so you can download the audio of these podcasts today after we record them and that is soundcloud.com/thetvclick. So bye, you guys. You can find Matt on Instagram @lifeonthemlist. You can also find him on Twitter @lifeonthemlist and you can also find him Yahoo. You can find him, that's it, right Matt? On the corner, hey. Yeah, and you can find Ben. He is beside blog, besideblog.com. 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