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[music] Hi everybody, I'm Ronny Khrush, and I'm here with Ben, Ben Wave, maybe people don't know what you look like. I'm Ben. I'm Ben. Yeah, that's Ben from B-side blog, and then that's Matt from Yahoo. Hi Matt. Hi. Hi. You look so cute. I'm used to just tearing your voices, not seeing your little facey as you look adorable to Ronny. It looks like you're in some sort of like mid-summer night's dream going on. Back there, I'm imagining you're being generous. You're being generous. He looks like he's in some futuristic, sci-fi thunder dome. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take that. It seems like some alien spaceship is just about to land on your head. You've got like a golden glow all about you. You're in the street, in the woods, because the aliens come here on top of you. You guys, hold on, I'm not, oh my god. I'm having some trouble here, because I had the trash talk TV window open that this is embedded on, and I started hearing my own voice, and it's confirmed. My voice is fucking annoying. No, no, it's not. You're like the Gretchen Rossi of podcasts. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Stupid Gretchen. Ronny has to say, it's over. We don't have to get to Ronny. Ronny has so much love. Girl, I got lamps up in here. Of course they're all. I'm going to bring this lamp over. We bring this lamp over. Are we like live right now? We're live. We're live. We're live. You guys, this is a trial podcast because we didn't know if this was going to work or not. I actually still don't know if this works, but it's a trial, so we're just playing rounds that don't get off, because normally we're set formal on our podcasts, if you've ever listened to Watch with Crapins. We're normally very professional. Very high. All right. Well, let's start talking about Big Brother than Big Brother premieres happening. It happened tonight. We already have, we have Big Brother after dark playing on mute right over here. I mean, this is... You do? There's the Lifeguard guy who's currently walking around. It appears to be a hot pink sort of like a maxi dress. What is that? What do you call that sort of? Oh, I thought that was the Long Island girl for a second. It's clearly, he's wearing the Staten Island girls dress and he's got a nipples are hanging out. His nipples are hanging out. His nipples hang out. Season is off for a great start. Great start. Very high. You guys, the season is off to a great start. And I would like to ask anybody listening in Staten Island if there is anybody in Staten Island right now listening to this, please open a decent weave shop. I mean, that poor girl looks like she raped and robbed Chucky and put on, like, strung all his hair together and shoved it on her head. That is not cute. Get a decent weave. We're talking about Gina Marie, right? That would be Gina Marie. Yes. All one word. Before we get into the cast, let's quickly talk about a few of the new elements this season. Let's talk first of all, the cast is bigger than ever. It's two people, which I actually love her. I love her. She is now not the larger the cast, the more chance for fighting and clicks. And sex. Sex. Well, obviously sex. But especially it's the more people you have, the more room you have to create alliances and things. If there are too few people, this is not enough. I agree. Completely, Ronnie, what's your take? Well, I like that they picked a lot of popular people from high school this year. There's always one or two of them, but there's, like, eight of them this year. And they're all, like, skinny and young. And that's when you think you're really hot, but that does not mean you're hot. Okay. Navajo. Fried red guy. Well, what about the girl Jesse, who keeps saying how hot she is? Yeah. It is clearly in the fourth place, by the way. Right. And she's also clearly like the Erica from Long Island Princesses, who thinks she's still fucking hot. And it was like, maybe you were 10 years ago, but not now. Yeah. I was so hot in the high school, everybody said I was so hot. Well, I have to say that there is sort of, like, this large population of generically pretty women in the house. Like, you can't really tell them apart. I think there's someone is from Minnesota. I think Jesse is from Texas. There's an errand, whatever. They're all kind of, like, Minnesota, Texas, and, like, Florida. But they all think they're the hottest ones in the house. And that's key. You need to have that. Because if they all think they're hot, that means they're all going to fight with each other. True. Two legit hot girls. There's the bartender. Yeah. She's the hot hare. She's gorgeous. And her name is Caitlyn, I think, and I think that she's super hot. And I wrote down here, by the way, my nose on Caitlyn. Classic boring girl. Totally. Yes. No personality. No. No, that girl's personality comes out when she's on her knees, for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She is hot. And then the blonde girl from Texas is hot. Oh, I don't like her. I think she's more cute than hot. I think she's very... She's like Miss USA Pretty. Like she's a beauty pageant pretty girl. This is going to be the best part of our podcast here, is when... Shashing the women. When? Yeah, yes. Like the worst girls, the hottest. Okay. Before we go further in depth on the cast, I just want to ask one other thing. So now we have 16 people, which means for more drama. More candles. But the big twist so far, which I'm sure this is one of many, because expect the unexpected is we are now going to have three people nominated for eviction each week. And two are going up by the HOH. The third is going to be selected by the MVP, but the viewers at home are selecting the MVP. It's already very fucking confusing. And the MVP is the one that America allegedly thinks is playing the best game. So it's to encourage floaters to not float. It's like you want to play as well as possible, so you get the power to secretly nominate us. What about stupid blonde girl trying to be Rachel already? Floaters? You better get out of the pool. What'd she say? She's like... I'm like, I'm so ready for the floaters. Grab your life. That's the thing to retire. And the fact that it's... That's Julie Chen said it. I know. Well, I think that was her way of trying to get Alisa, who is Rachel Riley's actual sister of a little... Rolly. Rolly. Rolly. Rolly. Rolly. Well, we should talk about that girl, actually, because dare I say, I like her. I remember when Rachel was first on, she was a hideous bitch. She was a hideous bitch from the beginning. And then first she came out, she was like, I'm in Canis. This girl's not doing that. She's just like... No, she's not doing that. She's not doing that. But I love how the very first thing we learn about her, aside from being sister of Rachel, is that she announces that she's certified to teach yoga all around the world. So in case there's an international yoga emergency, don't worry, this girl will be able to save our day. She can get some change. Everyone in Asia forgets how to do yoga or throws out their back at the same time. There's a Riley who can fly right over there. You can. Now, here's what cracks me about this girl is that she announced towards the end of the episode that she wanted to start an All Girls Alliance, which is hilarious, because we have never seen, I think, in any reality show, in the history of reality TV, in all women's alliance ever make it far. You know, where else I have never seen that in life. In real life. Yeah. Never seen that. And she said... Is it Alyssa? Or Alyssa? I think it's Alyssa. Alyssa? Alyssa? Yeah. This would be the first ever Big Brother All People Alliance, but it's someone on Twitter. In fact, why don't I pull up the person's name? They reminded me of the famous coven from Season 10. That's Connor Subura. That's Keisha, April and Libra Alliance from Season 10, called The Coven. The name alone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't call themselves The Coven, did they? No, they did. They did. And they were one of them. These functional alliances in the history. I mean, they hated each other. They hated each other. Yeah. They were a mess. Like, this girl says, "Oh, well, let's have an all-girl alliance." And then, you know, these people have been in the house already for a week, so they've already done some editing to this premiere. And then it cuts to other girls going like, "Oh, I hate that bitch," or, "I hate that bitch." It's like, it's already falling apart. It's like that girl, Jesse, who claimed that she was like, "Well, I'm the host on the house." She's like, "You know, girls just always come after me. They just don't like me." And I'm like, "Maybe that's because all the girls are in the kitchen, and I said to yourself and you're with the guys right now." But of course, to her, I believe her quote was, "They hate me because I have the best personality, and I'm more attracted than they are." And so as soon as she says that, and she's talking to the Cherokee dude or the Navajo dude, which is so inappropriate. We're going to get to that. We're going to get to that. About how she was like trying to convince them to be in an alliance, but her sales pitch is, "Everybody hates me." Yeah. Oh, my gosh. This is really good. Like, she's really good about keeping an alliance secret, as evidenced by the fact that when Marcrae walked in the middle of it, she said, "I don't know, that guy turned out to be really good and win the HOH too, stupid bed." Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking, "You know what? They don't hate you because you're so smart. They hate you because you're at that." There's always one girl every year who thinks she's really hot, and he's like lap dancing all the dudes in the first episode, and then bragging that all the other girls hate her. That's a girl who fucks your boyfriend. That's a girl who takes your boyfriend before prom and leaves you standing there alone in a prom dress. And that girl never ends up going super far on Big Brother either. Unless you're Janelle. Unless you're Janelle. But if you're not Janelle, meaning if you have dark hair and you're a bitch, you're out. Yeah. But if you're blonde... Well, Janelle was almost a parody of an idiot. Like, she was funny. She was quick-witted. She's not like most of the dumbasses on this show. She was almost like making fun of that stereotype, right? I think that she was having fun with it. And I think it took her a few weeks, but then she was like, "I'm on reality TV." I think that she had like a come to Jesus on her own, and it was just kind of like, "Fuck these people." Well, she's also smarter than all the other women in that house. We're allowed to work, right? Oh, yeah. Right. I didn't know if we were allowed to curse. I've never done this before. We're not like Big Brother after dark now in the CBI network, with no cursing. I know. I missed off saying that it's like every other line is bleeped. Yeah. You can't hear anything. We can do that because I'd love to understand what the hell is it. There's crazy weird stuff happening on the TV, but we don't know. Okay. I want to go through the past in a second, but I have other questions. Yeah. I want to... You just say, "But first." "But first." "But first." Are you coming with the hand right now? I want to talk about just the actual show, which is, first of all, still not in the HD. Why are we not in the HD yet? Come on, CBS. CBS, come on. Because we'll notice how homely these losers are that they picked to be on this show. This isn't like the Bachelor. I mean, Jesus. Some of those... The BH. Some of those... Sometimes you just need to be grateful that HD isn't widespread. That's true. Now, let's also talk about Big Brother's new set. The new set at the new exterior set. The Lamb and the Rubber. I feel like Big Brother's on American Idol. I feel like it's the weakest link and it's so fitting. Oh, wow. Exactly. The biggest thing is that the audience is now no longer around Chemba. It's now facing Chemba. It's like when Oprah made the decision to finally be like, "I am no longer coming in the audience." Yes. I would be up here. It's too dangerous. This is Chemba. It is. She's going to be singing the theme song to Big Brother. Ben, we are at a really juicy live eviction either last season or this season before. We were there together and it was juicy and it was like a big shock. Was it when Jeff or were we there when Jeff got evicted? It was something like that. It was like a huge one that we were there. That audience, I swear to you, they almost up and ripped the Chemba apart when she announced the Chemba. I don't blame her for not coming down. I was scared. I mean, that's like a bunch of homely people coming after you and one. Are you not one of those people? I mean, I know this is one of my, like, this is probably my favorite show on TV. I'm not going to lie and when the beginning of the show started to air, it just, it was like, it's been so long. I know. When she said her first, but first of the season, it was like Christmas morning. I know. It was weird because, you know, the show starting earlier this season than normal and I have to say, like, it's starting up, I almost was like mentally not ready for Big Brother. I was like, oh wow, it's time for Big Brother ready. I just wasn't there. And then I turned it on. I'm like, yes, I am so back. And honestly, like, I was a little concerned about this cast, you know, based on the bios I saw online, but seeing all these, I can just can tell, there's going to be a cast of the girls in each other. So the girls are going through each other. That's with each other. Two shreds is going to be, like, the Descent Part III. Fantastic. And the boys don't seem very bright either. I mean, the boys are, they've got a lot of weirdos as the boys. And I kind of like that. This is a cork coaster, okay? It sits on my table. It is smarter than the majority of you. This cork could be all the guys in Big Brother. I say we go through the cast and we just give initial gut reactions first. Like, we'll toss out a name, we'll all just say, like, the first thing that comes to our minds. Okay. Okay. So we're just drinking? No. Do you want to drink? Oh. No, I won't drink then. No, I'm not drinking. I love a beer. What are you drinking? You guys talk amongst your... Water. I'm going to get us a beer. What's in there? Water. Wait. Now we're going to drink. And vodka. Yeah. Well, look, it's gay marriage day. We're all supposed to be out partying. We're sitting here like a bunch of nerds talking about Big Brother. So I figured if bring the party in here, you know, are you going to go out? Are they bringing the party in here? Where's your hot next door neighbor that I love? He's right next door waiting for you to come by and give him a little snuggle. I'm going to go over to this video thing is dangerous because you know I love watching myself on the camera dancing grand and stuff. Damn you, Vine! Yeah, he's next door, but I'm going to go to a food bar I think I'm going to come. Stuff is not just me. Everybody take a notice that Ben can't open his own beer, so I'm doing it for him. Oh, Ben. See, Ben, not gay marriage is legal. You can get somebody to do that for you. Oh, man. Oh, man. Get the whole benefits for doing this. Oh, that's bad. And see, wow. Hey, is anybody on our Watch Up Craft on Facebook page because maybe people are saying Steph. Let's see. Wait. Let's go do this cast here. Okay, we're going to start with Ben has a list of names and we're just going to roll through it. I think it has most of the names. We may have missed some people here. Nick. So my note for Nick was I just- Which one is he? You have to describe them because I don't learn their names for a few weeks. Okay, so Nick is from New York. He rollerblades. Yeah, gross. Thank you. You're an awesome Spider-Man. He does like parkour and anybody that does parkour, I hate because it's not 2010. Yeah. Yeah, honestly my note was I just hate him, I just hate it. I also, Ronnie, I was convinced that he was a homosexual until he started saying like, if there's a blonde girl, I'm going to be all about her. Yeah, that's actually convinced me that he was a homosexual because he's like, well, the part of this, he has all this like false confidence. He's trying to act like this ladies man. You could tell he was a dork in high school. I mean, that guy is a dork. The only place that guy is popular is in a bath house. Yeah. Yeah. He's a midget. He is not going to walk into some straight barn girls, follow all over him. That girl is short. I mean. Do you have, he waxed his chest and he got a few biceps and a few for his six pack and he's bored. And he rollerblades. Okay. And you know, it's going to be walking, you know, it's going to be walking funny because the ass hairs are going to be growing back and hurting his butt. Wasser. Get out of here. Do you remember that, um, that sketch comedy show called Human Giant with Wall Street and everything? And Aziz Ansari. And so there was a skid on there where Aziz Ansari was like, rollerblades. And it was like, so when did you find out you were gay? And he's like, well, I never thought I was gay. I always really liked women. And then one day I was rollerblading and I looked and I was like, oh, I guess I'm gay. I'm rollerblading. And listen, we're all gay guys here. Okay. Joam up. Let's put down today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Straight up gay. Straight up gay. Straight up gay. Well, he's not the thing, the thing that's really bad about that is it's not only rollerblading. Like, you know, that's his life, rollerblades. On his, on his CBS bio, he said one of the things he's most like proud of is that he came in seventh place in like the regional, the Ohio, like rollerblading thing. I'm like, it's bad enough that you're like ranking a random rollerblading event. Or that you're from Ohio. But you're, you're both, you don't boast beyond third place. Right. If there's no metal involved. If you could boast about seventh place, then the Olympics would be useless. Okay. You want to get on that podium. Stop like, I can, I can boast about getting seventh place and something. I can find a stupid ass event and has only seven entries and I come in and I'll get seventh place. And that's going to be a proud accomplishment for me. Yeah. Even the people in the Olympics who win a bronze, I mean, that's really hard and they look really upset. They're, they hold up their metal like, yeah, they're like, I have some, have some self-respect and learn to hate yourself properly. Do that face again. What was that face? You can take a spoon, you dumbass, it's being taped. You can see it on the tape. You guys, I'm so shiny. And also all this yellow is not trying to be offensive and racist. I'm really yellow because of my lighting. If you're, if you're actually in my house, it's lit like very, very nicely, but. That is a great look like it. That is a great segue way for us to talk about the Asian mother of two. Yeah. He said, I've worked on many, like big brothers, no difference. Really it's completely different. Okay. Cause with political campaigns, you like to think that there are at least five smart people. Okay. At least five. Two, maybe. One. Yeah. There's people who own a suit at least in political campaigns. People who, yeah, you, big brothers, not like that at all. Big brothers, absolutely not like a political campaign. Um, let me ask. Let me ask. Oh, sorry, Matt. Go ahead. No, you. I was just, oh, thanks. I was just going to say that I don't believe she, I don't know what kind of politics she's doing, but if you're like a real political campaign person, you're like, oh, I ran the mayoral, mayoral campaign or I ran the campaign for governor. I mean, this bitches like student council or what because writes a blog about scandal, the TV show, and therefore she's a politician. Yeah. No politicians don't do. They don't go on big brother. You know what politicians don't do? They don't leave their two children under the age of five for a hundred days to be a reality TV. Nobody. Nobody's so ashamed of her. I know. Oh my God. I know. Even that she's speaking and she has her feet and they're not tied back. Just kidding. Kidding nations. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I can't believe I actually even took it to that place. You started it. I didn't know. I didn't know. I completely non-offensive podcast. It is a non-offensive podcast, but that being said, to be totally honest, I, I guarantee that she could be one of the first people out because all these like stupid like belongs in Brunettes that are, that are there. They're going to be like, I guarantee they're going to be like, Helen's nice, but like, I just don't get her. Like, she hasn't really made an effort to get to know us, but in reality, they probably just like don't want to go near her because she's Asian. I guarantee. Look, it happened. Hey, Jen. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. So playing in the big brother house like five years for media day, there's somebody that always gets, I got put up on the block this time, but the person who got put up on the block with me, the girl who was the HOH used as her excuse, well, we just really didn't get to know you. That's always, that is always code for, we didn't want to get to know you because you're a little different, meaning you're either an ethnicity that is not the majority, you're a minority, you're over 32, or you have some physical defaults. Yeah, and it's like, we, it's like, we don't really want to get to know you because you make us feel awkward. But if you make the effort to get to know us, that's cool, but don't get to know us too well because then we're going to feel like you're trying to do our, you don't want to assimilate or bounce. You're just so socially awkward, we don't really, I don't know, we just, I think we didn't connect. Guys, do you remember being young, like really young, like in like grade school young, how mean kids were, I mean, they were so mean. And I feel like every year they get a little bit less mean, but man, you compare a 20 year old to a 40 year old, I mean granted, I'm meaner, but I've kind of, that's called growing into yourself for me, but those fucking kids, it's like 20 years old, they're still dicks. And they're like, oh my God, do you work out? I work out too. There's so much in common. What did you eat today? Nothing. Me neither. I hate breakfast. Oh my God, just be best friends forever. I want to be them. That is one of the reasons why I really truthfully want to be on this show because I want to lay out in the sun, work out, be mean, and drink wine. Matt, you'll want to be the half not one week, Matt, and you will be such a bitch. Oh, I would do that anyway. That's what you do anyway. You just happen to write a couple of bitchy blogs in the interim. Well, here's the thing. This is a great segue to talk about David, who is one of these, like, that bit 20 year old, who says, I wrote down, like, walking sun damage because you could see his chest to the left and it's, like, lots of bad things. Oh, oh, the lifeguard. That guy looks like one of, he's from that "Clamation" movie where there's that little redhead elf. Did you know what I'm talking about? No, it's like a Christmas clay, it's one of those Christmas "Clamation" movies, like "Rudon". Oh, boy, with the flippy hair. He said that he likes to hold his peck to feel how hard it is. His what? His peck. What? His what? Heck. His peck. Whatever. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. So, he says he likes to hold his peck to feel how hard it is, and I read, he's very Ryan Lofty. Speaking of Ron's medals, he is, like, going to be the Ryan Lofty of his cast. He seems like a total idiot and an asshole. Except not hot. He's not hot. Okay, look. You work out. You're thin. You're young. You have a lot of hair. Congratulations. Sorry about your face. Get off your high horse. You piece of shit. Keep growing that hair until it covers your face. Do we even have lifeguards in LA? Well, if we do, I think in LA, it's like, I have a lot of people where I thought it's watch. Just saying. Well, I love that he's a lifeguard and he is stupid. Like, I love that he doesn't try not to be stupid. Like he doesn't try and impress anybody. His big speech is like, "Hey, what's up? I'm a lifeguard." I did enjoy the hillbilly they cast because clearly they're trying to get on the whole fuck wild train, which has been derailed thanks to that boy's death. They hired a hillbilly and the hillbilly, surprisingly, is not the dumbest one in the house. No. He was even shocked. He wasn't even shocked that he wasn't. I thought I was going to be the dumb one. JU Double D. He likes to play beer pong and I like anybody who plays beer pong. Oh, is that what he said? I just couldn't understand what he was saying. I heard him say that he likes to hunt frogs, right? He's a frog hunter and it started with him grilling frogs. I mean, no wonder frogs are peeing all the time because there's hicks like that running around trying to grill them and hunt them. What did a frog ever do to you? Ribbit. Listen. Okay, so we also have, let's see, so we have David. So we talked about, we talked about Alisa, we have Andy the gay, he's the ginger gay. No way. Well, how do we know he's gay? He told us he was gay. He didn't. He was bio. Did they say he was gay? I think it just said he's a railroad conductor, which I think me, we all see. You've got to get in. So the other. There are two gingers. We're talking about the gay ginger, not the bearded ginger. We're talking about the twink on the mare. Oh, I heard that there was a, I heard that there was a ginger gay and I assumed it was a bear and I wrote up my bio and the articles on his site talking about how he is a gay drinker and how one is not even him. It's not even him. Okay, so we're talking about Ron Howard, we're talking about Ron Howard with the Cold Gay. We're talking about Andy, who sort of talks and like has the body language of PB Herman, in ginger gay form. I love him. He's wearing a cat shirt. Yeah. Therefore, I hate him. No, I like him. I like him. I think so far he seems like a pretty good gay. Like, we never get a good gay. So, he's the best gay. He's the best gay, I can remember. Okay. What gay has been on? Okay. Okay. Who was the gay last year? I forgot. The one with the long blonde hair. Will. Oh, he was terrible. The year before that was LeBlanc, he was terrible. The long blonde hair. Oh my God. He was so gross. Okay, LeWong. I called him LeWong. He actually looked like Chanel from Princesses. Yeah. He did. That's true. Yeah. He was a prettier version. Um, yeah. So, we had LeWong before that. I did a, actually I did a post on my blog that was over there. The ranking of the Big Brother Gay is from worst to best. And we know that Roni's favorite is Stephen Daggle. Yeah. Oh my God. Well, he's at least, he's, he's at least one of the, Big Brother contestants who's had a career after Big Brother. Yeah. It's suckin' dick, but it's something and it's on video. It's a lot more than just that. Well, let's talk about the, how do we talk about the ones that we think the gays that we did like? Like I like, I think Marcellus, I think Marcellus is considered to be the best of the gays, right? No? Marcellus? Marcellus? Didn't he fuck everything up? Yes. Well, he always makes, he always, he's like the worst player in Big Brother history. No, no, no. He was made the stupidest move, but he's not the worst player. Wow. The brilliant move. Will from season five. Yeah. You know, it's actually funny, so when I did this list of the gays, I think I put Will as number two or something like that. And he actually messaged me on Twitter and was like, you know, I don't really like to, you know, relive my Big Brother days that much, but the fact that like, you put me as number two actually really touched me in an odd, in an odd way and I really want to thank you for that. I thought that was very nice. We're not doing Watch What Craphens now, but Ben still does the name drop. It's not as irrelevant. Do it. Listen, when you name drop someone from Big Brother, it's not a name drop. Okay. It's not a name drop. It's relevant information. What is it? Okay. The day that I'm actually name dropping on Big Brother about Big Brother stars is a sad, sad day. And I've done it before. Okay. Let's talk a few more of these people. Let's talk about Caitlin. So she's the Minnesota bartender. She's boring. I think she's beautiful, but I think it could end up hurting her. Yeah. She's going to hurt her because she's boring as hell and she's going to like just be forgotten about. She's going to float along. She'll be voted out. She can be inside, but she can be this person that's like so boring that people actually start to think that she's smart. But isn't that the girl who won season three? I mean, I think it was Lisa, the bartender that worked at Coyote Ugly. She was hot with long brown hair and she's just her way to the win. But she had some sort of personality. Like this girl, Caitlin has nothing. Nothing going on. When is she? Who's she? She's the bartender. One of the generic bartenders. They're on in the episode like she's packing up her bag. She said, she says to the camera, "I'm going to manipulate someone to fall for me." And that's sort of was actually her. I wasn't stubborn myself. She like couldn't say that she's going to manipulate someone convincingly. I was like, "Okay." She's like, "I'm going to manipulate." She's like, "I'm going to manipulate someone." Those girls, they think that they've got it all in their boobs. That's where their brains are. They think they've got it all in their boobs. And then they do end up finding somebody who carries them to the end because of their boobs. And then they get screwed over every time because the guys have been playing them the whole time. Because girls like that always get treated like a stupid piece of meat with no respect. And no one's really going to take them to the end. Well speaking of the boobs, Gina Marie, who's the one from Long Island, sheaps out of Vietnam. Oh God. I really believe that Staten Island used to be attached to Manhattan and those people were so fucking obnoxious that someone took a chainsaw and manually cut it away and pushed it down the river to get it away because of women like that. Yeah. What I was going to say is she's obnoxious. I can't stand those people. And I can tell that there are already people in the house that can't stand her. Do you think that it makes sense to get rid of somebody like that? Because I'm watching it and I'm going, "I hate her, but I would never try to get rid of her at the beginning because I would rather her stay there and annoy the shit out of other people." I'm sorry, I have to pause. One of the girls, who's the girl in the black dress there? One of the girls here on Big Brother After Dark just scratched her back with a soup ladle. Like that, there better be some washing after that. What's the name of the girl with the white family and the black family? Oh Candace, Candace, I love that she's like, "So I only found out two years ago that I was adopted, so now I have a white family and a black family." I'm like, "I hope you were raising the white family because then you're a total idiot. My white family is my adopted family. I just realized that there's some shirtless activity going on. There's a lot of shirtless activity going on right now. But I'm not, you know, usually there's at least one jerk offable guy. I don't know who that is this year. Who is it? I don't bring, I agree with you. I don't find any of them hot. Not even the black guy's that hot, it's sort of like stunky. Well also, because he says things like, "I got the eye of the tiger, but the spirit of a lion." Or whatever. And he also says like, "When he stood up with him as introducing himself, and he said, "And the only thing that matters to me is my Christianity." Yeah. I love when people do that and then go into Big Brother. I have no problem with religious people, but if you start saying shit like that in this game, evicted. Yeah. Well, what's funny about Howard is that he's trying to be like, tough and like, whatever, you know, cool. But he seems like he's actually just like a soft, like a nice softie. And it's the same, I don't think that Nick is a nice softie, but it's always funny when there are these people that come in and try to be like, alpha male, try to be cool, try to impress people. And you're like, "No, no, no, no, you're not." Hey you guys. 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Isn't there someone named her meat? OK, let's talk about the pizza guy that's really a pizza guy that they all think is not a pizza guy. It takes a lot of idiots to think that another idiot is a genius. You guys, what do they think that guy is? That guy, I mean, granted, he won the first day to age, but on the other hand, the first day to age was a classic, hold on to a wiener until you can't hold on anymore challenge. So it's not like it was a brain power challenge. Well, he's one of those guys that's not too heavy. He has enough athleticism, and he's gangly enough to make a challenge like that work for him. I don't see him winning a lot of challenges, but this is perfectly suited for somebody with that body. It's probably somebody who has ambition to be the best damn delivery boy that this world has ever seen, and that's all he wants. I like him. I like him, too. He's one of my favorites. He's like the busted Joseph Fordon Levitt of the season. I like a man who can just say right up front, "I have no ambition in life except to deliver a damn fine pizza." And then when he gets a pizza and he's getting into his car, he's like, "Yeah, this is an opportunity for some money." What did he say? "There's some money to be made." Yeah, and I didn't even get a tip. I hoped you made 20% on that $10, but I was glad when all that liquid started spurting out during the challenge, because that's the best condition that that guy's ever had. Boy, you either need to cut that hair, put it back, or use some conditioner. What the hell, people? He's a P05 hot oil. I'm sure you'll-- And there is such a thing as too much freedom in this country, people. Don't worry. If he lasts about three weeks, the girls will get bored enough where they'll want to groom him. As it happens every year. True. Do you remember what happened to Ian last year when they put like nair on his armpits? Oh, my God. Classic moments in television. I still can't believe he won, Ian. I don't know. I'm boring. I didn't like last season. Wait. So can we talk about-- I want to talk about Gina Marie, the Staten Island girl a little bit more, which is that-- first of all, she doesn't really-- [LAUGHTER] Yeah! Big brother. I got this big gap. What? What? First of all, there are no beauty pageants in Staten Island, so I don't know where that bitch thinks she's coaching me. She should end up hanging out-- This Staten Island, don't-- slash making out with Nick, because he likes parkour and rollerblades from 2010 and 1992, and she likes tongue rings from 1997. And not just tongue rings. Oh, that thing's hideous. It's like hot pink. It's neon. It's like, all right. [LAUGHTER] Is that a light bulb? [INTERPOSING VOICES] Is that a light bulb? [INTERPOSING VOICES] I was trying to look less yellow, because when I laugh, I go Asian-I, and I didn't want everybody to be like, oh, Ronnie, why don't you ever talk about how Asian you are? When I first met you, I thought that you were maybe a quarter Hawaiian, slash Asian. Yeah, I get that. Wow. So Gina Marie, who right now is on screen, crancing around her big booty, she I think is going to be one of the breakout stars of Lisa of the early season, depends on how long she's going to be here. But she is, I mean, they've given her a lot of time already. She's loud and outlandish. And she's like, fun right now, but you know a switch is going to go off in her. She's going to become a crazy bitch. Yeah. And I like that there-- There's always a girl who goes nuts. It's in real life. And she has her eyes on Howard, but obviously some of the guys have their eyes on her. So it'll be interesting to see which suitors she winds up with. Which one's Howard? Howard. Howard's the black guy. Oh, yeah. Remember she was jumping on the bed, showing off her tits, and then jumped into his arms in the first five minutes they were in the house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, do me. Yeah, he's hot. I mean, I guess, right? He's kind of hot. He works out a lot. Howard? Yeah. I don't think so. If you like, I don't know, I mean, I'm not a Christian, but like, if you're not married, can you have sex? Yeah. Well, I mean, you're not supposed to, but-- Well, basically, it's interesting-- People who are very Christian seem to charge me which rules the crime. Well, it's a sin. Like, it's definitely a sin. You just say you're sorry when you're done. Is that why they have confessional so you can get it all out and then you're like, clean slate again? Oh, girl. If you're a modern Christian, you know, God go to confessional, just say it before you go to bed. Just be like, hey, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry, sorry, and it's okay. That's a great thing about it. So let's, can we talk about, because we already talked about Jessie. She's the one who said who the girls don't like, she claims the girls don't like her. But Jeremy, first of all, Jeremy's the guy who lives on a boat. He's tall. He's a huge idiot. He's got terrible tattoos. And he says he's like Irish German, and he's like also part Cherokee, which is probably like a tiny, tiny sliver, because everyone thinks they're part Cherokee. But he then announces that he likes to embrace his inner Cherokee, and he does that by going, did anybody immediately flash back to Luanne, jealous, yeah, I was on countess? I'm like, oh, there were a lot of, there was definitely a trail of tears going on. There were there. It was a very dark night in Indian casinos tonight. Very, very dark night. There was a lot of unhappy people at the nickel machines tonight. Yeah. It boycotted a big brother, Mohican son, no more. Yeah, they're like, we turn off the wheel of fortune machine until we recall from disinvestment. Yeah, he, I think he was, I think he is actually, he does have that kind of Cherokee face. We're just not used to seeing Indians work out so much. Well, like, sorry, they were comparing, one of the girls, I think it was comparing him to Taylor Lautner from the Twilight franchise, and I'm not into like Twinkie boys like that. But when they put them next to each other, I was like, Taylor Lautner is hot, and this dude is ugly. And on top of that, he has that like, that monster, a haircut where it's like, he's, I call him fuckable Eddie Munster, because that's what he, he's like, yeah, he's kind of a fuckable Eddie Munster. I mean, he's not, I don't want to say he's ugly, I mean, he's just not, I don't know, it's just like there's no Jeff, you know, there's no guy that comes on and I'm like, oh my God. Like, fall down. Absolutely not. And there's some, by the way, there's some weird stuff happening on Big Brother After Dark's Night. They're doing some sort of like fashion show. They're doing a pageant, and Gina Marie is hosting a pageant right now. And okay, so our favorite Jessie is talking, she's got some serious Fupa action going on. If you don't know what Fupa means, look it up on Urban Dictionary. I don't know what it means. It's an acronym. Ronnie, do you know what that means? Fupa. Fupa. You know what Fupa means? Yeah, and then you break a glass on the ground, it's one green. No, no, no, no. All right, fine. Everyone, here's what Fupa means, and may not like it, Fupa stands for Fat Upper Pussy Area. What? Benjamin, I have to take personal offense to that, because I have that. You can also soften up by saying Fat Upper Pelvic Area or Fat Upper Pubic Area, but the origin is really fat upper pupa. So is this really like that thing that a lot of moms get that looks like a built-in fanny pack? Yes, and if you want to see a great example, look at Jessie. I wish I had time in the corner so you could tell me what channel that's on, because it's on TV Guide Network. So for a fuck knows what channel that is. I mean, Ronnie, do you want to be here? I have another question about Alisa for you guys. So I think by the end of the first episode, we started to see some cracks. We think that Judson, or Judd, or whatever's name is, is on to her. Do you think that it's going to come back to bite her in the ass when people find out that she is Rachel's sister? Well, I think that if she handles it well, it'll be okay, because last year, people weren't going to kick off the brother of Russell Hunt, even though that was such a random thing that he was even on there, but they weren't going to get rid of him until he turned into a total psychopath. Yeah, I don't think that Alisa seems like as much of a psychopath as Rachel was, and I think that she'll be able to deal better. But you guys, if they find out about her secret weapon, a vision board, it's all over. She is out of the house. They will evict her so quickly. Oh, Peter is wearing a hot pink mini dress right now, and I think that he's really a cross dress. That's not the rollerblader. That's the lifeguard. The lifeguard. I'm sorry. The lifeguard's wearing a hot pink mini dress. Macrae is wearing khakis. This one. Who's that? That's Alisa. That's Alisa. Oh, Alisa looks great. He's bought. Alisa was looking... Oh, wait. You guys, there's like 8,000 channels on the TV. I can't find it. Okay. Aaron just did it like a thing. Aaron is hot. Okay. So, Jessie, by the way, is so not the hottest girl. She really is like the fourth hottest girl. And she has no... She has no swagger. Do you see this? She has no swagger. I'd sleep with the Asian before her. Well, it's not like... Helen is pretty, too. Oh. Helen's pretty. I think. Come on. You may sound like it was a last resort. Yeah. You're like... Asian. Yeah. This is actually... I don't want to sleep with Candace. Well, come on. So, here's what's interesting about Candace is that when she has makeup on, she looks one way, but we did see one shot of her in the confessional where she had no makeup on and she looked like a totally different person. Totally different person. Who's Candace? She was the adopted one who... Oh, she's pretty. Is she ugly without makeup? Yeah. She... So she was... I think she's also Miss Louisiana. And I think that she was even on Oprah, like Oprah helped her find her family. One of those things. There's also Amanda, by the way. Amanda has... Oh, he's touching her. Oh. Oh. Cherokee has his arm around... The bartender. The bartender. The boring bartender with no personality. Oh, it sounds like she has manipulated someone after all. He's caressing her arm, Ronnie. You guys are still can't find it. Okay. Oh, you know, I run it because you are... We have direct TV and direct TV we can see it live. I'm... we can see East Coast v. but you have to wait until midnight. Sorry, Ronnie. Are you effing kidding me? Sorry. Okay. Okay. I've been... I also wanted to talk about Amanda from Long Island. She's a realtor in Florida. She's got huge tits. You guys. What about... That's the meety girl, right? Oh, by the way. By the way. Oh, my God. Helen won the beauty pageant. They're just trying to be nice to her. But before they kick her out. Yeah, for not... You'd be like... We would have liked you. But you and that beauty pageant that hurt our feelings. Sorry. I don't like it. And it's initially going to be a joke. But then they're going to start to believe it and then become jackals based around that one fucked up notion. They're going to say, you know, I know the beauty pageant was a joke, but she was really ungracious the way she watched. Like, fucking it in. I don't like that about Helen. And she's huge. The ginger. The ginger is looking really splotchy right now. I don't know why you guys like him. Personality was, man. I love him. His personality is so funny. He's like a cat, sir, Matt. He's got a good personality. He does. And also, I'm just so grateful just to see him. I saw Regan the other day at Whole Foods and he's just like, "Regan's not a Regan." I like Regan retweeted me even. What? Regan retweeted me tonight. Oh, you like it? Because Regan... Were you like Regan? Because he retweeted you. Well, no. I do like Regan because I've had good conversations and I think he's a nice guy. He's a bitch. And now he's probably watching the beachy doves and he knows your face now and he knows what he's doing. Whatever. He's not doing makeup and he has yellow lighting so you won't be able to tell when you see myself. Yeah, he'll never know. He'll never know it to me. It's okay because Regan and Rachel hated each other and now they're besties, so there's hope for you and Regan. Okay, I'm looking at all each other a lot. I'm looking at Ben's list of notes and he didn't even remember to put down the train conductor. Oh, Spencer. Yes. Sorry. The shooting for novelty is not gay. I thought he was a big fagito burrito. If he's not gay, then why the hell would I root for him? He's just a jerk if he's not gay. He's not very nice. That guy's like, "I'm going to tell people off that I'm going to tell everybody off because that's just how I am. I ain't taking shit from nobody. I'm going to boo boo boo." And I was like, "Oh my God. Faggot go. Go girl go. I'm on your side." And now he's a straight guy. It's just a dick. No, he's not a dick. He's like... I like it. He's sort of like... He's playing the game. He's going to be crying like a bitch and blaming everybody for everything. Would it be amazing if he was secretly like a big burly daddy bear train conductor? That's what I was hoping for. I mean, you just burst my bubble. I thought that that was... Look, you made your own bubble. You made your own bubble. We didn't see any rings and we didn't see a backstory with a wife and two ugly special kids. And then his backstory was just like being on a train. Yeah. Huh? There are many erections with all those women. We did not see him getting a boner. But he probably has a fupa. He does have a fupa. You guys, I have a fupa. I prefer to call it an FM, a Fat Man Jaina. All right. I think it's shorter. There is a man version of a fupa. I forget what it's called. We'll look that one up. It's called an FM and it's better than AM. It's more modern. By the way, I have to say that this show, I mean, Big Brother is actually echoing happy endings because you had Alisa who has a vision board, which is exactly what happens on the episode of happy endings. You have this guy embracing his inner Cherokee, which is what Dave does on happy endings. Yes. And then you also have, by the way, David on this show saying that he brings a lot of v-necks because he wants to show off his pecs. And that's also what Dave does on happy endings. So even though happy endings is canceled, I'm glad it's carrying on in reality form on Big Brother. Ronnie, can you get Matt and Ben to take a shot from the bar behind them with a special test to the Big Brother season? Okay. Rebecca Wheeler. Oh my God. Yes. Herme the wannabe dentist. That's who that redhead guy looks like. She was telling me who the redhead, not the redhead, the surfer guy. Who is Herme the wannabe dentist? From Rudolph. That claymation Rudolph. I told you it was a claymation. I'm curious. She enjoys it. Rebecca, thank you. Is that what you say? You don't get networked television because that's on every year, dude. Where are you? You're out shopping for one of your 20,000 Hanukkah gifts? I'm just... By the way, I'm having a moment to remember how my people have been persecuted. He's making, he's making a lot. He's in playing Dratle. Yeah. Oh my God. Do you guys, if you want to hear something about Holocaust jokes, listen to this week's Watch What Crafts. Ben has a lot of good Holocaust jokes. I only made one, but that's all you need, right? That's true. Yeah. I've got a few past days, so I'm allowed to say anything I want about Jews. You guys, it's so hot. Why are we doing this in the summer? Look, I'm shiny. Okay. So, let's see, what else happens? So they all came at us, they did my favorite thing evolves when they all sit around and drink champagne, and they all meet each other, and they're all friends for that one beautiful second. Yeah. And then David, our lifeguard, he made a stupid proclamation that I guess one of the girls, he liked one of the girls, which one was it, like Aaron or something to Blonde. And he goes, "I feel on connection right off the back." Yeah. He's the one, he's the surfer boy or the lifeguard, and he likes the Texas school girl. Yeah. Of course. Is it ever, do they ever walk in and be like, "Oh my God, look at that slightly cross-eyed beefy girl who's possibly a lesbian and sells real estate." Hmm. Instant connection. No, you look at her boobs. And that's it. Her boobs are blonde hair. Okay. Let's just go on the record right now. Well, I posted this on my Twitter, so I'm going to play this game with you guys, and I need quick reactions. Ronnie. Yeah. Mary Fuck Kill. Mary Fuck Kill. Pick one for each. Mary Fuck Kill. Mary. The Ginger. Oh no. Three people. I do? Yeah, that's how it works. No, well, we're fine. Yeah, you have to give me three people. You have three options. There's so many. Okay. Fuck. The rollerblader, sorry. But he's little. I like to toss him around like spaghetti. So him. He's going to kill. Mary. Probably the girl who sells real estate, because that's a very stable job, and I'm going to fuck her anyway. I'm going to be fucking the guy on the rollerblades. Kill. I think the one I want to kill is Staten Island. I mean, I lived in Staten Island, and that is no joke out there. If you don't kill them, they will kill you. Watch mob wide. They're like the chocolate and candy crush saga. If you don't take care of it immediately, it's just going to reproduce and destroy your internet. Okay, Ben, you're fucking Mary Fuck Kill. Okay. Kill is Nick. Fuck would probably be Howard. And then Mary, Andy, I like his personality, and not just because he's the gay one. He's like funny. Do that or Amanda, the real estate agent, because she's, no, no, no. She probably choose to have to deal with. I'll just stick with Andy for now, but I may revise my opinion in a week from now. Okay. Okay. Your turn. I would marry Elisa. Okay. Wait, which one's that? Wait. Can I take Rachel? Rachel's sister. Rachel's sister. I like her. I like her. I'm going to stick with her. I like her. I'm taking Andy back, and I'm going to put a Helen in this place. I feel like she's smart, and even though she says she doesn't cook, I bet her mom cooks really well. I love it. I love it. I'm cuisine. Yeah. So sorry, Andy. I'm going to marry Elisa. I'm going to fuck the hot bartender from Minnesota, lady. Oh, yeah. She wants to marry with you. Really? You can get your man, Jaina, up for that? It's theoretical fucking. No, I'll have fine. I'll have sex with the surfer, just because I want to touch his hair. No! He's so gross. Don't get mad just because he's skinny. Let's stand up for real good legs. Um, and then I would definitely kill. I would kill, I think. Oh, I would definitely kill the girl that keeps saying that she's so beautiful, and she's not Jesse. Oh, yeah, Jesse. She could be killed, too. No, I want to watch her get old and ugly, and then realize. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, you guys, are you going to take a shot from behind you to toast to the season because that was a request? You have to do it. You can't do it. We don't feel like it. If we're going to do this with my audience, I have to do stuff. I'll take one with you. Come on. Hey, do you guys want to come meet at Fubar when this is over? It's going to be over, and it's Fubar. It's Fubar. It's not like it's a classy joint. There's a guy that's always there that I like. I can't do this. I'm going in shorts and a flip-flop, so I'm one flip-flop. Okay? One flip-flop. One flip-flop in an old Starbucks cup. And a Starbucks cup full of vodka. That's right. I'm going in there, and he'll be nice because he'll be drunk, and that's when he's nice to me. And otherwise, he just pretends I'm invisible. A little bastard. God, I hope he's not watching this. I don't like that we're doing this where people can see us, because what if I'm in the Whole Foods one day, and what if he was desperate and watched some stupid thing we tweeted out one night because it was tagged Big Brother? And then what if he started telling me off and stuff and calling me me names like he did with Rachel that time? I would cry, you guys. I think that people on Facebook were like, "Fuck you guys, bye." Alcohol. I don't blame them. Okay. Where's your shot, bitch? So, okay, so let's go back. So why for this shot? So one thing that I thought was really funny was that when Julie announced the twist to them, and she goes, "All right, the first twist is that every week, there will not be two people nominated for eviction." And one person goes, "There'll be one person." One. It was a hillbilly. It was a hillbilly job. That was pretty good. That was amazing. All right, let's take a shot and get done with this. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going up. All right. This is a big shot here. I need a shot. That's a lie. You were drinking tap water. Do I look like I'm drinking Tom Sweatt, and I'm slurring, I'm being racist, I'm being violent, I'm like, I normally am very, I didn't record the audio to this. How am I supposed to upload this bullshit to SoundCloud? You didn't record the audio for this out, for this? No. It's okay. It feels like I could do it on YouTube. It'll be on YouTube, right? Yeah. By the way, are they? We only see you, Ronnie. Are the people at home getting to see back and forth, or is it just- You don't see yourself? No. We see. Hold down. No, in the big screen, we see only you. We don't see it. Oh, yeah, yeah. It switches back and forth, depending on who's talking, you can tell who's talking. I think you must have probably clicked manually. If you click manually on yourself to look at yourself, it'll stay on you. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers to Rebecca Wheeler. Maybe never disagree, if we do. To Rebecca Wheeler. Okay. Ready. Go. What? I feel like a gentleman. I shouldn't have done that. All right. But it was good. What is vodka make me strut like that? I don't go to school. It hurts, but it's good. It's good. Gentlemen Jack. I had never had that before. It's gentleman Jack. Ooh. Is that classy? Yeah. Is it like kobasi a? No. It's just a nicer version of Jack Daniels. Ooh. If he had it over ice, it seems better. I'm sure. So anyway, I guess we can start to wrap this up though. We can talk about the popsicle challenge. What do you guys think about that challenge? I thought it was very generic. I feel like the first ones are supposed to be a little bit more involved because they have time to build a set. And I thought like hang out. No, the first one is always hanging on to a phallic symbol. There is a winner. It was just slide off the banana. Oh yeah. There's the banana. Last year it was a banana. The year before it was a giant wiener. Like it was literally a wiener. But the thing is it's normally it involves some sort of like team thing and there's like usually running from one side to another. Crossing back or? Oh, that's true. And by the way, to see that giant tongue going back and forth, that was a bit much for me. That was the girl from Staten Island. That was the girl from Staten Island or giant fucking mouth. Gubar is going to like have that when you walk in you have to walk by that tongue. Try not to get hit. BFT night. Big fat tongue night. Hey. Yeah. Food bar. What? All right. So, so let's. So, the pizza boy one, pizza boy one, head of house, who's he going to nominate? I don't know who he's going to nominate yet. I would say. I think it's going to be the guy who roller blades. No, no, he can't because he made an alliance with him. So it's going to be the guy who looks like a fuckable Eddie Munster and the Asian lady. Yeah, I think we can all agree that Helen is definitely not necessarily because McCray is kind of an outcast. Who may actually gravitate towards another outcast? Maybe it'll be. Yeah. Oh, that looks sad. And by the way, I want to say not because she's Asian, but because she's the older one and they're all like, and by old, we mean she's maybe 34. No, she's actually, and that she's the oldest one house. She's 37. I like it when they have someone at least over 45. They have to have one old first. They're always ready. Renny is like one of my all time favorites. What about me? Renny. Shelly. She was a piece. I love an old lady. Shelly. I love a lady in her mid 40s. That looks like she's 70s. Shelly. Yeah. You've got to have that. Shelly was amazing. And she also gave us one of the best episodes that season when she turned out. Yeah. But, Jeff and Jordan. And what about me? Shelly. I love Sheila in season nine. I love Sheila. Jordan Renny, there was Jack from season four. We liked him. Chicken George. He hated chicken. Oh, George. Didn't he win the first season? Who was the first winner? It was the guy named Eddie who had one leg. Yeah. Oh, God. But that was when... America. America. Yeah. If America was the same rules now, he would have been out for hers. They've been like, "He just didn't really make an effort." We were like, "Come on. Run over here." They'd have been like, "You know what? He really could have done better than that. Hopscot's challenged if he just had a vision for it." And on that note, we're all going to hell and we'll see you next time. Yeah. We'll see you there. I'm Ronnie Caram. I'm from trash.cd.com and Ben is from bsideblog.com and Matt is from Yahoo. You can find us on Twitter. I'm at trashtweet.tv. Ben is at bsideblog, Matt is at Matt Whitfield and we're all levying our little vine accounts lately. I'm at Ronnie Caram. Ben is at bsideblog and Matt is at Matt Whitfield. Okay. No, I know. Life on the M list. Life on the M list. Life on the M list. Life on the M list. Life on the M list. Okay. That made it for it, right? Okay. Bye. We'll be back next week for another one of these live things. Tell us if you like it. Tell us if you like it being live. Tell us if you want us to do maybe the other one live. I don't know. If there's people who would want to be into this, I guess we'll do it, right? Maybe. It's like the ultimate selfie, you guys. 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