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I am @TVGazzaM on Twitter. Matt is @lifeonthemlist and Ben is @bsideblog. And you guys should definitely come on and talk to us. Our Facebook page has been really fun because of you guys everything that you're posting. It's making us laugh all week and we're talking lots of crap about all these stupid shows on there. So come and join us and leave us some reviews and some decent starred reviews over at the iTunes page. Okay everybody. They can also stock us on Instagram because apparently we got some creepers. At least I have some creepers. What does that mean, a creeper? Someone's stalking you? Well I don't know if they're stalking me but they don't know me and they're looking at my personal life unfold on the interwebs. Exciting. Yeah. And Ben has now trumped me in the Instagram selfie department after his past week. So I mean like game on, bitch. Now I think that's false because for every one selfie I do. I think you do about five. So I think I still have a ways to catch up. I'm gonna cut you like some bangs, bitch. Listen, you know what? To settle this, people just have to follow us on Instagram and then they'll know the truth and then we'll have our followers. Yeah, I think I have like four pictures on there now, guys. Let's do this. Let's do it right. Alright, so let's start off the show with some gossip, some bravo gossip about things that have traumatized us in our past lives. Personal stress. My favorite piece of gossip today is that they are shooting the real housewives of Beverly Hills season four. They're shooting the real housewives of Beverly Hills. It's about time. I know. Just take them all down. Take them all down. And reports are that Kyle is threatening to quit because Lisa and Brandy have confronted her about Mauricio cheating on her and Brandy is insisting that she has proof. Oh god. This is great. Awesome. Fantastic. Yeah, I mean, it's time to drag Kyle through the mud. I mean, she got off like pretty easily. I think last season. I mean, everybody started to like turn on her, but she didn't really get a good beat down. So I think it's time. It is. And she maintains her calm too. I think if you really want to see that bitch break down, this is the way to do it. So yeah, ruining some more lives on bravo. Yeah, it's what it's what we do best. I mean, or what they do best. I mean, why not watch another marriage fall apart? Exactly. That's not natural on a bravo show to have a marriage like that sticks together. Screw him. Yeah, screw him. Screw him all. Yeah, okay. Well, speaking of unhappy marriages, let's also quickly. That sounded like steam escaping. Let's talk for a second. Adriana from Real Housewives of Miami. We are the three people that watch that show. She actually married Frederick this past weekend. Ooh, how do you say congratulations in Spanish? Felicia? Felicia? Felicia Rashad. Felicia Rashad. I'm classy. So I took French, so I wouldn't know. Me too. That marriage consummation was probably like two sticks rubbing together until they made a fire. That's gotta be one dry-ass marriage consummation. No, there was probably some strange sexual yoga going on. You know, I can just see if Frederick in some sort of like weird lotus pose and Adriana doing, having some sort of dance with a ribbon, a red ribbon and sensual Yanni is playing. Well, because she is definitely a, she's a rhythmic gymnast. She she certainly is, and I'm sure Frederick could attest to that as well. I see it with like Frederick with a bad back, and then Adriana like putting coconut oil all over the place and wondering whether it flies all over her. I see her somehow. That's what happens when you, you know, decide to take your marriage on the high seas. I see them hitting an iceberg during sex. I'm not gonna lie. I would think that the two of them should push Bravo for a spin-off that's like a scripted comedy series about like a new Gilligan's Island, and she's Gilligan. I see her reenacting her piano or side. What else you guys got over there? Okay. Um, I don't know. Oh, I can't hear you. Are we all cut off or is it just me all alone here? I feel like it must be on my own pretending. I'm back. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear me now? Matt is so hot lights in front of his mouth. I was wondering. I'm here. I was telling a joke, and then you like halfway through the joke. You're like, anyway. It was such a good joke too. Well, one day we're gonna break up, and I'm gonna get all the way through on my own. Please do on this podcast, damn it. One day, one day. Anyway, I was gonna say that this next bit of gossip is gonna probably side track us for the next 10 minutes, but let's just go there. We have to talk about Jill Zaren almost dying. Speaking of the Titanic and icebergs, Jill Zaren met some sort of current in the in the water. Did she not in the Hamptons? Yeah, poor Jill Zaren almost died. Who posted this? I think Jut posted this on our page, which was hilarious. Let me find it. She's always trying to one up that Bethany. So Bethany winds up on a boat and gets lost in the in the ocean. So what is Jill Zaren knew she gets in a kayak and gets herself flipped over. All of them, they all have to have an autoclor rescue now. But then her friend posted some quote about like Jill got caught in a very scary current, but she was able to paddle right over to the side of the shore and she was fine. I mean, I'm sorry. That doesn't sound like it was like bringing the helicopter to, you know, lift her out of the wall. I mean, it just I'm sorry. That's not Baywatch. She was almost dead, and then she got to heaven and Gabriel was like, you know what, Beth? You need to shut up. Go back. Go back. Go back and say you learned to shut up. You're not coming in here. Jill Zaren is ridiculous. And I love that once we posted this on our Facebook, I love all the comments. Tracy, I hope Lifetime is planning to do a movie of Jill's life or death battle against the current. Okay, look, while we're on that topic, who would play Bobby? Probably Elliot Gould. Either Elliot Gould or Rob Lowe, because he's in every one of those Lifetime movies these days or Cameron Matheson and Cameron Matheson. Oh, good call. Good call. Who would play her? Who would play her hot Bobby? What? Well, I think that Bobby should be played by they should dig up Ralph Julia and reanimate him. Oh, good one. Okay, who's going to play the fat daughter? Does she have a fat daughter? I don't remember her children. Yeah, Ali. It would probably be played by, let me think, probably Alia Shahwa. Is that her name? Shahwa Shahwa, whatever, from the rest of development. How about that girl who's in those commercials with the guy from Star Trek? And she is like the long lost daughter. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Or she's also the Toyota RAV4 fairy. Like she can't be. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Kaylee Kawoko. Kaylee Kawoko, who starred in a Lifetime movie called Fat Like Me, which I watched. Well, so there you go. She's Jill's Erin's daughter. I can actually know I think would be the daughter. I'm sorry, Matt, interrupt, but I really feel impassioned about this. Anna Chlam, Anna Chlamsky. That's a great choice. But I was going to say Nia Vardolos. Even better. Let's go. Bazaar. I mean, it's a lifetime. Cameron Matson is Bob. Cameron Matson is Bobby. Nia Vardolos is the daughter. And Jackie Gleason is going to play her mom. Jackie Gleason, the old Jewish comedian or Jackie Gleason from whatever. Jackie Gleason, the old Jewish comedian who is a man who would be playing Jill's Erin's mother and and and and ginger as ginger. Yeah, wait, who's Jill's Erin though? Fantasia? No, I think it should be Dinah Manoff. Oh, perfect. Absolutely right on the money. They have the same. Good call. Dinah Man. That's actually of all these. That's the one that's actually the proper call. Yeah, that's that's a better call. Or any pots? Sure. I think Dinah Manoff is busy. Annie Pots could could fill in. No, Annie Pots is way too likable. What about Sharon Sharon Lawrence? Oh, that Sharon Lawrence is good. Sharon Lawrence could play Bobby. No Sharon Lawrence can play the sister. What's Elisa? Her sister Elisa who has the radio show? Yes. Lunch with Lisa. So what I love. I love this. I love this movie, by the way. I love it. Okay, I got a few other things. Married to medicine's ratings were through the roof this season. They were kind of on par with Vanderpump rules. So brace yourself, everybody. But we are going to be talking about married to medicine season two because it has been green lit. Oh my God, guys, I don't want to I don't want to make you guys jealous, but I saw actually a sneak peek of season two just this afternoon. Already? Well, already. Well, so it was sort of here's what happened. I went down to the Costco in Englewood and then these two fat black girls got into a fight in the parking lot. What are you talking about? Why would you ever go? Okay, I was because I was I was already down in that area of visiting a friend for lunch. My friends my friends sly. We were having a little lunch day. I was a lady. I was a lady. I'm I am really biting my tongue right now, but go ahead. It was not a grinder hookup in Englewood. If that's that is a lie. That is a lie. And that's exactly. Hey, there's a Costco that's like I saw there's a Costco relatively nearby. So it's an Englewood. Please tell me please tell me that you had lunch at the Costco. No, I had lunch. I had lunch. Not a Costco. I had lunch at my friends corporate park. You want you want a date at Costco for lunch? And you didn't even have like a hot dog. You just went around to the free stations where they're like, here's a pizza bagel. Let me tell you something. Everything they had today was garlic. It was like garlic bread this garlic pesto on flatbread that like my mouth. I'm raging. If I did have a hookup planned, I would have scared him away. But nevertheless, I was in the so I was I got into my car. All of a sudden, I hear a commotion. I look up. Two big fat black girls are fighting. They're like pulling each other's hair and there's like a there's a bunch of like people around them like, you know, shooting video. I tried to shoot video, but I was like bumbling and oh, it was fantastic. And seriously, it was like married to medicine all over again, except without the ball gowns and without a swimming pool, but inside a Costco parking lot. Well, apparently those are not doctors wise because they are not behaving. Those words. They are married to savings. I was watching watch what happens and stupid ass Carrie and stupid asked Toya were on there. And you should have heard their answers to everything. Ridiculous Carrie's accent, where she is born. The accent is so ugly that she didn't want it, so she changed it. Where is she born? I've never heard of that. What is she talking about? She like, no, that's ridiculous. She was born somewhere some small town in England, and she said she did the accents really ugly. So she didn't take that accent. I've never heard. Do you think that Carrie is really like some cockney like alley cap? She she has to be if she I mean, she's pretty much fessed up to that at that point. She's probably the only person who on Bravo, who is actually taken plastic surgery to such an extreme, it actually affects her accent. Well, that was her other ridiculous. Yeah, I know. It's like, oh, they did something wrong to my throat during the surgery when I was shortening throat. I had a deviated symptom, and I thought as long as they're in there, change my accent. Well, she said that her lips are not fake, which I loved, because like they're obviously there's a fight. They've got like the lines of a raft, like a pool raft on them. But she said they're not fake that she just has a funky lip and that she has a scar on her lip. So that's why it looks like it's coming over the edge. And she has a scar that came from a scalpel that one time when she put, you know, natural stuff inside her lip to make it look more natural. And here's my question. I have a question about that though. So like, we look at Lisa Renam, we look at Carrie, we look at Lori Peterson. And then our eyes fall out there. And then our eyes fall out. And then we put her eyes back in. And then I go, why can't you just cut like a chunk of that out and sew it up. And there'll be less of it there. Yeah, furthermore, I'd like to ask any woman or any man actually out there who cares about the way women look, has anyone seen a woman who's who's plumped up her upper lip and thought, man, now she's hot. Like, I can understand big boobs. Okay, you know, get a little breast augmentation. Guys, you know, might think that's hot, whatever. But have we ever found any, like, straight man or raging lesbian who sees that plumped up upper lip and says, damn. Yes. Don't you know what you can do with the blow up doll? Anything. That's probably what it feels like. It's just a big blow up doll. It's like having, it's like the difference between having someone give you a hand job with a really bony, bony wrist and then some like a big fat guy with a nice big fat palm. What is a fat poem? I would never let it get off on your wiener, guys. So you, I would just never let it get as far with a fat man, to be honest. It's a hand job. I'm saying a hand job. Oh, man. Is that what base is that these days? Is that first base? I think that's a base. I think it's on deck. That's on deck or in the dugout, right? Yeah. It's like getting a snack at the hot dog. It's like getting a dodger dog. But don't you think that ladies that plump up their lips like that? I mean, as a female category expert, I just feel like the ladies do it for the ladies. Like, don't they dress for each other too? It's like, you know, men don't want to see you in a sparkly, like, harem pant. You just do that for your lady friends, right? They do it because they want to be treated like goddamn sex toys because they have nothing else going for them. You don't see smart people with lips like that. You just don't work. It's like Mariah Carey, she has no upper lip, what to speak of or to say about whatever. No upper lip. She has a mustache. She has a mustache and she's proud. She's proud of it. She has a cat in the hat, upper lip. And she doesn't care. Because she's richer. But, you know, she's confident that she's always going to be the rich one. Social day to teenager and grow a mustache. She's totally fine with that. Exactly. Yeah. People like Lisa Rinna, she's like, well, I was terrible on days of our lives. Then I was terrible on Melrose Place. My life's not really going that great. I'm going to marry a rich, overly tamed guy. Well, to be fair, Lisa Rinna did, at one point, I think, have, like, amazing natural lips, upper lips, especially. She did. Yes. And she lost them. So then she tried to reconstruct them. And now she's all sorts of ridiculous. And Ronnie, how dare you? Lisa Rinna was amazing as Kyle McBride on the original Melrose Place. And she was actually the second best character behind Amanda Woodward. And she continues to be the only woman who's ever been sexy in a mom haircut. Yeah. And she's held on to that mom hair. And it's because of her time bubble. Actually, she doesn't really have, she doesn't really have mom here. She has what I like to call, and I've mentioned on this podcast before, human resources here, you know, like she so does. I'm telling you our main human resources lady here that wears a headset and like tries to get people like to, you know, pump their fists and get all excited when they join this company has that haircut. It's just a little bit lighter. Well, human resources ladies have that hair the same reason that new moms do because they don't want people to pull it. It's really not about it drying faster. It's just about it's shorter. So you can't pull it as easily. You know what? I went to Disneyland over the weekend and I saw so many of the human resources moms haircuts. It was out of control. Speaking of sexy, have you guys seen Lisa Renas, um, depends commercially? Kind of like, hey, I don't need these yet, but I'm still dancing in some depends just in case. But my husband does. I mean, talk about being supportive of her husband while you're bringing in a little extra spending money. Yeah. Well, he he appeared on Mad Men recently. I was sort of surprised and he looked super cute too, right? Yeah, it looked great. Look great. But you know what? I'm stupid because I thought she was married. Okay, wait, she is married to Harry Hamlin, right? Yeah. But I thought that Harry Hamlin was that guy who's way too tan George Hamilton. Oh, no. Oh my God. There's a huge difference. Huge. I think that Lisa Rena and George Hamilton run the same season of Dancing the Stars. Correct. I don't know where I got that in my head, but for years, I thought that she was married to that old tan football rubber or whatever. And then or leather. And then I saw Mad Men and I looked at Harry Hamlin and saw that he was married to Lisa Rena and I was like, wow, I should probably apologize for all the times I've called him old and disgusting because he's actually old and hot. Yeah, you hit it, Ronnie, you would let him take his fat palm to your nether regions. I like older guys because they can't keep it up. So it's just easier. It's like play with it a little while, buy me something, let's watch TV. You don't have to like put so much effort into it like with the young and I'm starting to worry that you are just resigning yourself to that age bracket when you should not feel like that's all you can get. Oh, not all that I can get. All that I have the energy to like, please, you know what I mean? Or when they're really young, like when they're 20 and they come in like two minutes, I can do that. Do we have so do we have any other gossip, by the way, I love that I love coming in two minutes. Yeah, disgusting. What other gossip is coming our way. That's horrible. Okay, I'm not poor Dell. Cordell changed the locks on Portia in the house that they're sharing any thoughts there. Oh my god. And when I say any thoughts there, I mean, speak like Portia. I think everybody in that neighborhood once now once is inspired to get a new doorbell that goes. And me and baby, baby, baby, let me in. Why you have water in there, but not me. Come on, let me in. Come on, baby. Baby, I'm going to sleep on the line. Okay, because that's what you want me to do. I'm going to sleep back here. I'm going to feed the clients, baby. You let me when you're ready. Okay. Hey, baby, why, why are you letting all these help big football players, but not me. Why, why can't I come in? Why you like the door on me, baby? Can I have permission to go pee pee behind the bush, baby? Portia, did you see by any chance Kenya's ex boyfriend entering the back door? Oh my goodness. He is so getting some but tang tang. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. Do you think that was a bratat? Who, Cordell? Yeah, bottom, bottom. Yeah. Like, I love, I love that the three of us immediately were like, yeah, obviously, like, you know, yeah, yeah. That's why. Oh, yeah. Because the bossy ones, you know, like the real bitchy queens are always bossing you around. Yeah. Yeah. So what else? One last piece before we alienate the rest of our listeners, they love it all the straight friend that listened to this podcast are pro like we're probably blowing their minds. Yeah. Slash. If they have gay friends, they know I'll have a lot worse making them want to throw up or making them want to throw up. Speaking of throwing up, did anybody see the new summer by Bravo campaign, the ads rolled out this past week? It feels a little weird, you guys. I know that, you know, there's been some lineup changes recently but I think it's weird not to have Kathy Griffin in the mix. Yeah, that was weird. And to have her replaced by Jackson Stasi flying on some sort of trapeze or whatever, dropping coconuts on the likes of Jeff Lewis down below, who's all very strange. And chef Roble once again, getting prime real estate in this thing. And how racist are the chef Roble commercials when he's that obviously old white guy is like, Chef Roble is bringing the flavor back to cooking. Like, Oh, geez, great. Chef Roble. Yeah, I don't like that. They're going to just make it make watermelon dishes the whole time. Stop boxing the black guy in you guys. Stupid, proper flavor. We get it. He's black. Yeah, I'm sorry. There are other. You know, there's also the million dollar listing guys New York and LA also had a lot of FaceTime in that in that. Well, I'm hello. We've discussed this many times before. We're all convinced that Bravo Andy used to do Madison Hill to brand up the butt. Oh, I still think he does. Yeah, I do too. I mean, why do you think that show has gotten six seasons? It's not that highway rated. I know. I know. I'm trying to remember who else was in that that that that was noteworthy. Well, Heather Thompson, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila. I got scared when I saw Lisa Vanderpump. I hope that's just Vanderpump rules because I need a longer break between the last season of Beverly Hills and the next season of Beverly Hills. Was there any we all? We love Lisa, but I need a I need like a six month height. I'm exhausted. Did we still tired? Did we see Nini Leaks? I don't think we saw Nini at all. That was surprising. There are a few different ads and apparently Nini is in one of the upcoming ones, but the one I saw last night, she was not featured in that. Yeah, I didn't see her in that. I just saw I saw Reza. I saw Caroline Manzo. Caroline, she's always in it. Padma trying to like, oh my god, they showed Padma like walking out of the ocean, like wiping wet hair off of her face and it was so not sexy. What are you talking about? It's very sexy. It's Padma. No, because that because then they cut two gale simmons in a way too tight. Oh, yeah. Matronly dress. And I was like, that's where the hotness is. Well, that's that's what's always hilarious about Bravo promos for Top Chef. My friends and I used to always have this joke where there's whenever there's a new season of Top Chef coming up, they'd always show like Padma and she's sort of like standing there wind flowing on her hair and then they like cuts a gale and she's sort of trying to do the same thing, but it's it's gale and not Padma. It's always like, oh, you poor thing. Trying to fit into like a size, trying to fit into like a size dress. Yeah. And you know, like goes and it's like, no, just get the eight or the 10. Yeah. And like, you know, gale looks great. She really does. But like, you know, we're team gale. We are towards team gale. But it's just like when you're standing next to Padma, like it's there are very few women that can stand next to Padma and look sexy. I'm sorry. It's just the truth. And gale tries and or they make her try and he's always sad. We appreciate her. Oh, it's tragic. I appreciate it. However, is how bravo keeps trying to push Curtis Stone on us. Guess what? He is a show killer and not a star. Go away. He is the worst. He is the worst. Why do they keep trying with him? I just don't get it. He comes off as evil. The only evil blonde restaurant tour we want on TV is. Who's the guy in Fox? Anthony Bourdain too. Did you watch the taste? Yeah. Well, that shows sucked. That was so good. You got it. That shows off. Listen, I am so excited for the new baking competition that premieres on CBS. Let's just get together and eat frosting out of a can and watch it. I got a guy from the dog park is one of the contestants and his dog has always mean to my dogs. I can't wait till he gets kicked off. Oh, nice. Then can we bring him on the podcast? No, by the way, early string is sent together at the dog park. You want him out here too? No, no dog park people. Oh, hey, if any of the dog park people are listening, just kidding. By the way, speaking of special guests on the podcast, Leah, if you're listening, I saw your message on our Facebook page and that you would be more than happy to come back on the podcast. So since you have Ronnie's email, email Ronnie or Ronnie, you email Leah and set it up. Let's have Leah back on this show. Oh, hell yeah. Well, Miami, I think I thought Miami was going to be coming back, but I didn't see that coming back in the fall. It's coming back in the fall. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. So let's talk some New York stuff real quick. Luann did an article this week for I think in touch weekly or people, one of those, talking about how she is not signed to come on back to the next season. And it's not just about parking parking. Why did I say that? I would love it. It was that like, like, Luann, we, we didn't get any good parking spot this year. Do you think it's all come back on a show? I don't think so. Yeah, I won't do it unless I get front and center right by the door. I demand to be validated parking that is. In the garage under Sonya Morgan's trashy penthouse. Oh, and by the way, thank you to all public girls named because she took a picture of Sonya's penthouse and was like, "Mitch me on the podcast. Mitch me on the podcast." Oh, yeah. Rebecca, great. I love that when we say somebody's name incorrectly or we give credit to somebody who is not deserving of the credit, we now get smackdowns on the Facebook page. Rebecca Gray, Kalen. Yeah. RGK. Yeah, and I just posted an Emmy McAdams tutors poster which was amazing. That was amazing. Although Emmy, you did not do best quotes of the week, which maybe that's because Ron and I were totally off our game last week. Well, at least I was. Sorry, I didn't mean to drag you down in that, Ronny. No, I was staring off in the space most of the time. I think it's just weird once we make a date. It's like, we're pretty good now about sticking to our time every week. We're getting really professional about showing up. And frankly, I'm just mostly in a bad tired mood throughout the rest of my life. And sometimes it catches up on the podcast. Sorry. Well, I mean, what did you, you told everybody last week that I was having a hangover issue because of my birthday and that's why I was MIA. No, we said about the reality. No, that's what you said. I listened and said that I was on someone's doorstep. I forget whose doorstep we said you were. Which is very possible and probably true. But the reality was I just forgot my podcasting equipment at home. You know what? That was so dumb because you should just call on the cell phone. That's dumb. Oh, is that possible? Yeah, I did it the week before or something. Member. I work for a technology company and I don't know how to set my DVR. So yeah, who just bought fucking tumbler. You guys are behind for real. Y'all bought tumbler. Whoa. Yeah, for like a billion dollars. $1.1 billion. We're getting into the porn business. I know. I was like, well, so much for tumbler. Now it's going down the shitter. Wait, just tumbler to porn unless that's unless that's your fetish. Does porn go on on tumbler? No, no, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just I think it's usually just like pictures of food. So no, no, no for teachers. Ronnie, you are living in a cave, dude. If you're going to throw out a few titles for you right now, yes, dirty otters. What is that? Tumbler. Dirty otters on top. Oh my God. I'm so going there. Hold on. Tumbler. Dot com. Wait, but I'm signed in under TV, guys. I'm so I can't. Any who, any who, why don't we, why don't we get back? Don't you dare. I'm going to find dirty otters. How do I do it? I bet that that makes you feel like a real man. Doesn't it? Doesn't it? Little call back. Little call back to Viva? You know, Viva would not be having any tumbler porn with her. Go ahead. Talk about whatever you want. I'm looking at porn on them. All right. Well, I swear to God that I just made that up. And I don't even know if that's a real sight. And I hope you get pictures of cute little animals with mud on them. Yeah, it'll be like, it'll be like, Hey, remember the oil spill? BP. It's all BP porn. Oh my God. There is gay porn though. I put gay porn in here. And there's one called bear back to the future. Wait a second. Wait a second. Were you, you were not joking before when you were saying this porn on tumbler, I thought you were being sarcastic. No, I don't know what anybody else is. I swear to God, guys, we are right now with the infinity symbol on the hip like revenge with Mr. revenge. You guys speaking of I heard that I need to catch up on the road. I heard the revenge season finale was good. Oh, I haven't watched it because you know, so awful. What else do people use tumbler for? Apparently, but fucking no, people put it like people put like artsy photos. They send like gifts. It's also people love to put gifts on tumbler. Artsy, you should see what this guy is doing with his finger. It's art. It's art. What man's porn is another man's art. So can we talk about it? Thank you everybody for listening to the podcast today. Thanks for coming. We'll talk by the way. I think we're telling you. Thanks for coming. I love that. By the way, listeners out there, Ben is clutching his pearls this week. I have not even gone near me. No, I have not clutching my pearls. Listen, I was already in Inglewood. Don't worry. I just want to move on with the podcast. You got them stolen in Inglewood. Yeah, I got them stolen. I got my head beaten down. Someone took my my bin of cherry tomatoes. I got a Costco and beat me over the head with them. I can't think about anything else. I can't press the X. Oh, I thought that makes our quotes of the week. I can't. I can't. That was amazing. All right. Why don't we talk about Real House as of Orange County speaking of things that get us aroused? Okay. Speaking of things that get us aroused, they return. The return of Lori Peterson gets me aroused. Oh, wow. So what did you guys think about Lori's big return? If ever I need anything at room temperature for cooking, I'm calling Ben. You'll get that shit soft right away. I need room temperature butter. How about the Real House as of Orange County? Lori's face. Hey, Ronnie, how are you enjoying that tumble porn, Lori? Hey, Ronnie, you got a boner yet? Tamara Barney. Dad, boner. Dad, pour out. My boner has an expiration date that was like five days ago, because of what you guys did to me. Oh, sorry. Space on the Housewives of Orange County. She looks like Woody from Toy Story. Go. Agreed. Lori's face. Lori's face. You know, I've never been able to. It's sort of like, if you took like a blueberry pie and then just like stepped in it and then given the blonde wig, that's Lori's face. Lori had nothing good to say this week. She was all old trash. Yes, she did. She posted photos of her special fucked up drug addict son, who's 24, who's now impregnated another white trash girl from OC. And she posted photos of Ashley who's 28 and single and not doing anything with her life. But wow, she's really become a responsible young woman. Yeah, she's probably like a corner by taking selfies and cute hats and cute sunglasses. She probably stands on the corner at like near like basketball games and tries to sell Dasani water. And her hat's like her career with a with a with a sharpie written across to Dasani calling it OC angel water. Yeah. Get your water. Get your water here. What a here. I've now made her from Boston. But that's really what her soul is. I have to be coach Juben. Really, they're from Boston. No, that was a Boston. That was a Boston accent. What a here. What a here. Get your water here. I'm Ashley. I'm Ashley will and get your water here. I love it. Really just gave her an excuse to sit with Tamara and go Tamara. Your life sounds really awful because Eddie won't put a ring on it. But let me recap the magical wonderness of my relationship with George. I know. Also, by the way, you know what I'm getting a little sick of? I'm getting a little sick of how obviously they stage these situations where they tell whoever's business it is to just walk away. Like every scene begins with, oh, yeah, here's some jewels. Here's this. All right. I'm gonna just walk into the back room now. I'll see you later. Like that doesn't happen, especially if you've got jewelry. Also, I buy nice things. I have never gone into a store where they have given me champagne. Wherever these bitches go, champagne is okay in a store. First of all, that shit was Andre. I'm guessing that only because the glasses seem to be right out of the Gretchen Rossi collection, if you know what I'm saying. Some there had some like blue accents and swirls going up the side. Definitely a T.J. Max on clearance special. And by the way, can we just get right to Gretchen? I have things to say about this. Oh God, yes. Let's please talk about Gretchen. So Gretchen, her big thing, one of her two big things was that it was her birthday and Slade pulls up with a Rolls Royce for her. Okay, this thing, this got me so mad for a few reasons. First of all, there's no there's no way that I would ever believe Gretchen would be wanting to drive around a big hulky masculine car like a Rolls Royce. That's first and foremost. Excuse me, didn't she used to drive a Range Rover itch like which is also big and bulky? That's different. That's different. I can, women love their Range Rovers too. Well, every housewife in Atlanta has one too, that's true. But this Rolls Royce, so pulls up, it's already so ridiculous and we all know that these two have no money, especially Slade, who all his money is going to his poor son and slash alimony and to his wife, etc, etc. He pulls up with this thing and then it turns out, well, first he says, I'm sorry, she's like, is this for me? Is this really for me? He's like, yeah, it's for you. And then he goes, it's like dot, dot, dot. If you want it, I'm like, oh, there's the out, there's the out because motherfucker can't afford a Rolls Royce, even if it is on lease, even if it is quote, unquote, a few hundred dollars more. That's the thing that really pissed me off too, because he's like, yeah, I bought this for you. And then later at the party, Gretchen is like, yeah, he bought me one and I'm thinking to myself, and I'm not trying to be, you know, some snobby asshole here, but I am buying a car and leasing a car are too different. So that's what that made me love Tamara for a second, and she was like, wait a second, he bought it. Yeah, like, he bought it. Like, say that again, and of course no one repeated it. Right. Say that again and process that. Wait, you can process that. And it's not true. And she has to do the payments on it. It's her payments. It's like ridiculous. It's like, you know, clearly she has an issue. She already has a financial advisor. Okay. And she's already paying money on her Mercedes. So it's like, hey, happy birthday. I just increased your monthly rates. Okay. Now you just have to pay a few hundred dollars more. That's it. Yeah. But you guys, you're not thinking deeply enough about this. First of all, let's do, let's do some mystery unraveling here. She to sign a lease for a Rolls Royce or any car, she has to sign a lease. Yeah. So this is something that she signed for. She already knew that she was getting this car. This was something that she had slave give to her so that he wouldn't look like such a cheapskate because everyone on the internet hates sleep so much. Yeah, she's exactly. She's trying to have his reputation or whatever. Honey, his reputation is not paying child support. His child is dying of cancer at the moment across the country. And you're driving around in a Rolls Royce that you're saying that he's buying for you, which is making him look even worse. Well, this kid is dying of cancer. And he's behind a child. No, if you have a Rolls Royce, there's no excuse to have that much TJ Maxx shit in your house. Okay. I'm sorry. The two do not go together. It's either have TJ Maxx and a Toyota Corolla or have a Rolls Royce and everything from like, I don't know where I don't know. I don't know those fancy places with cancer and have no furniture in your house. Let's get real. Well, this is Southern California. And as you guys know that this is the land of I'm going to lease a fancy car. I'm not going to buy a fancy car. I'm at least a fancy car. I'm gonna live in a shit shack. Oh my God. That's what happens here. I can tell you how many dudes I have gone on dates with. And I'm like, okay, he's picking me up in a five series. This works. Let's go back and get it on. And then we get there. And I'm like, oh, you have two roommates. You clearly don't have a housekeeper. And I'm not, you know, willing to even take off my shoes in this dump. Yeah. Remind me not to invite you over again. I don't care if you have, can we take, can we take it back to the back seat of the five series? Like, I don't even want to go in your house. He's like, just give me your fat hand. And then we'll be done. I don't have fat hands anymore. No, no, I wasn't saying your fat hands saying you're asking for his fat hand. I have skinny hands. Thanks. Yeah. That was a call back to a hand job joke, Matt. Get with it, Matt. Either way, still sense. I'm still sensitive. I wasn't even talking about your hands. I wasn't even talking about your bony, skinny hands. But anyway, what I also what I also hated was that later on at this party's for Vaptor, hot and Cleveland, which we'll get to. So Gretchen's making this announcement. And she does it the most annoying way. She's like, so like this crazy thing happened. I was like coming out of the hotel. And I guess I own a Rolls Royce now. It's like shut up. Don't even like just don't act all coy about it. And by the way, that was a great Gretchen impersonation. You're welcome. But I kind of liked it. I'm not gonna lie. It sort of captures her brain level, I think. But I don't know. I think that it just it really rubbed me the wrong way. And I think that Vicki I think Vicki had a bet. Please, Gretchen, shut up. Shut up. You're stupid. Okay. You hit play on your phone before I did because that's the only thing I recorded audio wise last night myself. That's all that has to be recorded. That was that was the best part of the entire episode. Please. Shut up. Shut up. You're stupid. The the the inflection when she says you're stupid. I love how that's also become Vicki's thing. The season is just like you're stupid. But you know every every time she said it, she's been correct. And it really just got the period at the end of the sentence. And it's moving on. Yeah. And it really is very much like to the point it's like, you know what? There's no there's nothing there's nothing else. It's not like, you know, she's nice, but she's just stupid. She's stupid. Here's another thing I wanted to say about that car. Um, Alexis also has a Rolls Royce and Alexis can also not afford a Rolls Royce. So I think that these I think that somebody knows a Rolls Royce dealer in town. I think to this cast who's giving them either the cars for free to be shown on the show or they're giving them a massive discount because there is no there's just no way. I mean Gretchen is stupid, but she is smart enough. She is a good whore. Like she knows that she's an old whore and she's I guarantee you she got a condo. She shops the TJ Maxx. She doesn't. You know what I mean? I guarantee they'll I guarantee they'll be a scene next week where she takes the Rolls Royce back. I guarantee it. I bet it was just for one one episode and she's gonna be like, Oh, we decided we can't afford anymore. So it's just not smart. So I decided to bring it back. I guarantee they'll be so because that that's just ridiculous. And I hope that um, Councillor Sun's mom is has got her lawyers ready to pass. Oh, I'm sure. And by the way, I take a little umbridge to you saying that Alexis can't afford her Rolls Royce because I'm telling you once she memorizes all those Olsen twin speeches from Billboard dad, she's gonna be rolling in it. Oh my god. You've heard you've heard you've heard you've heard of Shakespeare in the park. Now get ready for Shakespeare at the Trampoline Park. Hey, actress Ellerts. Oh, Shakespeare in the parking lot. Shakespeare in the air. Next week, she will be performing um, scenes from my favorite Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen film. How the West was fun. Now how the West was one. How the West was fun. How the Trampoline was fun. I want to, I want to see, I want to see an all Trampoline version of Hamlet and or um, Streetcar Named Desire. Maybe something Beth, you know. I don't know. Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble. Well, I have to say that Alexis in that acting class was one of the funniest scenes I've seen in a long damn time. I laughed. I'm telling you, I think we say this every season, screw the spin-offs with Candy and Kim. Give Alexis a spin-off where they make her try to perform, you know, whether she's a unused anchor on every um daytime drama. Oh my god. General Hospital, they knew what they were doing. That was, that was a great piece of work there. She couldn't even, she couldn't even do a fake general hospital piece even after having been a quote unquote real like newswoman. I guess with when Dr. Booty isn't there, it's a little hard tip. It throws her off. It throws her off without a special guest, Dr. Booty. Maybe she was just distracted thinking about the imaginary kid in the firing home. You know, one thing about going to an acting classroom or anything like that, you really start to hate actors because they really are idiots. I mean, when you're in a whole class of homely people who you just, you're like, I'm sorry, but you are never going to make, they're just not enough roles for homely people in the world. Okay, without any kind of talent, you're just not going to make it sorry. But seeing that whole room and then the guy who was like an extra in newsies 20 years ago as the teacher, the way that they're looking at Alexis, like she's a piece of shit, I mean, that's really bad. Well, what was the scene that she had to do? Like the guy was like, I can change your oil for you. And then she's like, really? Tools, oil, tools. Really? How did I do? I'm right here, or something like whatever she said. Well, also, what was that scene? Like what kind of acting class is this? Like, because the teacher just making up scenes for them. That was a porn scene. I would have to say it's we can do whatever you want. Okay, well, then change my oil. Really? That was the scene. Yeah, really? And it was probably you probably found it on a tumbler. Yeah, about to say it looks like it's a straight to tumbler production. Oh my god, I still have that open in a tab. Let me go back and see what's happening over there. Vicky's face. Vicky's face. Vicky's face. These boys, they need to get a chair and stop sitting on those sticks. They're not going to be able to walk right. How the West was fun. How the West, how tumbler was fun? No, that's not the same. I'll tell you guys from from tumbler today, there's a lot of different ways to groom your wiener. What I would like to know is this room. Oh, I do. Yeah, but I'm just saying there's like so many different haircuts for it. Do you guys think there's any hot and cleveland fantasy porn out there? Fan fiction, erotic fiction is because some people are into old people like Betty White, but you know what I'm into? Valerie Bertinelli dissing Heather de Bro. Oh wait, I missed it. That is. When she when she showed up to shoot the show or do the table read and she was going around saying hi to everybody and Wendy Malick introduced her to Valerie Bertinelli. Valerie was like, yeah, what's up? And well, and like turned her head and marched away. How about Jane leaves who from what I could gather didn't seem like she even wanted to be on camera. I mean, they didn't have a single shot of her during the table read. And there's one. No, she was not she was not playing. She clearly was like, I am I am not allowed on real housewives of Orange County. That that's the accent of you and her. Well, and when they took the group picture, she looked like she'd rather be cleaning Fraser's dad's ass. She's like, she's like, she would rather be back on the set of throb then. I realized I was about to say I googled hot and cleveland porn. And the first thing that came up is mental or physical, a hot and cleveland fan thick, hot and cleveland porn. I'm sure there's some nasty I'm sure there's some nasty scat porn, you know, like a hot and cleveland steamer. Oh join line line just crossed line is crossed. Now who's question? I'm thinking about dirty thing like Wendy phallic. Jane penis. I love that Wendy Malick looked up Heather DuBroun MD IMDP and was like, no, where do we know each other from? I know I know you. Yeah. And she's like, oh, yeah, remember we worked on the thing with that guy and this thing where I was in it and there was a guy in it. She's like, oh, Tony. Yes. She's like, where do I, you know, I've actually been working all these years. It's hard for me to remember which production I know you from. What are you working on? What was it again? Was it was it? Was it the show I did five shows ago or six shows ago? I was cringing because Heather's whole personality is that she's above it all. She's above all the stupidity. So to see her like fall for it that hard. Yeah, it just was really sad to watch. I love Jane. I loved also how she showed up to this table read and she is all done up and everyone else. They don't they're not even bothering like Wendy Malick had was wearing nothing and I thought they'll make great by the way. I love the way she looked without makeup. Yeah, I mean, well, Wendy Malick is hilarious. First of all, have you ever watched that show? She basically plays the exact same character that she plays on everything. Yeah, Nina, Nina Van Horn. Yeah, Nina. She basically does the exact same thing, but she is just hilarious. And that line she even read at the table read was hilarious. I would ask for a standing O, but we just did that in the shower. Like, hello. Wendy Malick, you can come on our podcast any day. I love her. And I saw her walking in the vowel one day and that's skinny bitch. You were in the valley? On accident. Okay, got lost. Saw a hill. I love that Ben from Inglewood is is giving you shade from in the valley. Well, I'm sorry if we're going to do a little greater than or equal to or less than I'm gonna say Inglewood is greater than the valley. Although, although full disclosure, I was in the valley Sunday night bowling at pins. You went to pins without me on Ventura Boulevard? I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had a pins thing. I am secretly an amazing bowler. And I will well, guess what? I am secretly a terrible bowler. And I will tell you also that the two guys next to me in the next lane were well, one of them would look really hot. And the other one, I think may have been like Ryan Pinkston. I'm not totally sure. It probably was. I grew up running a bowling alley. My family used to own a bowling alley called Skylanes and I grew up working there. Like Skyzone. You guys two guys like that. If you can take us there to play. I put giant pen and to tumbler and really disturbing things are coming up bowling for him. So anyway, let's see what else. Let's see Lydia talk to her mom about pot. You know, I had a realization on my very long drive back from Inglewood. I was like, you know, Lydia is like, why is my cup holder missing? I don't know. You know, she's I really like Lydia. I think she's really nice, but she's sort of like affable and inoffensive, but sort of forgettable. And I realized she's sort of like the Don Henley of this group, you know, she just sort of is like there. And when you hear it, you're like, oh, that's that's I like this song. I sort of forget that I like this song. And then the song changes and you're like Don Henley, who? What? Huh? Now all I want to hear is Boys of Summer. That's what I was listening to when I had the realization. We are on the same 80s wavelength. I mean the fact that I like want to call you in the middle of the night every time Brenda Russell's piano in the dark comes on my iPod. Like, it's a problem. It's great. You know what? And also, you know what other song I heard today? It's not an 80s song. It's an early 90s. It was I Like the Way by High Five. How about that? I heard that on the radio followed by Bad by Michael Jackson. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm not like I'm not driving around my role as Royce with my my XM serious. Serious, XM. You know, shenanigans like that. Well, I think that Lydia's mom really is kind of pathetic. Okay. She comes in and she's like, they're not even talking about weed at all. And she's the one who brings it up that she really wishes she was smoking weed right now. And this is Matt. And then you've got her daughter basically saying you were never there for me as a kid because you were on drugs the whole time. And then the mom's like, you're not cool, man. That whole thing just really bugs me like, I don't think that a marijuana addiction is comparable to like a heroin addiction. I don't think it's the same thing. But you know what? I know that I would probably be further in the world if I hadn't smoked and you can't be smoking when you have a kid because you completely zone out that woman shouldn't be apologizing for smoking pot. She should be apologizing for being a fucking loser and a terrible mother. Get out of my house, mother. And kind of looking like a clown, let's be honest. She's horrible. She had a she had a bucket of glitter on her chest. I mean, I got on to Lydia. Oh, maybe that's her fairy dust. Remember, she's she does the fairy dust thing. Yeah, but it creeps me out. And you know, it creeps me out more than naming a child, Maverick and Lydia, yeah, Sterling and Maverick. Yeah, that's not that's not okay. But Lydia also needs to stop telling everybody, you know, well, you know, I was raised by a drug addict, like, shut up. You need like a more interesting story than that, because that's ridiculous. Just stop it. Yeah, and honestly, there are people who've been raised by hardcore drug addicts who they they're the ones who truly deserve the sympathy, not the ones who were raised by parents who are on pop because you know what? I guarantee actually a lot of people had stoner parents. They just didn't realize it. She should be happy that her mom was so honest with her. Yeah. And also, your mom just spent like $3,000 last week on close for you. So shut up. I think you can forget a little pot smoking. Yeah, I think so too. So let's see what else. So there was hot in Cleveland and Gretchen and Slade showed up late. What do you guys think about that? Well, I love that you can see that Tamara's turning. Yeah. You can see it. She's like, why am I friends with this fucking idiot? She's nitty. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, Gretchen is so rude. And if if Tamara's ever talking to Vicki, Gretchen gives them dirty looks openly, like she's obviously offended by it. And she's worried that she's about to be in trouble. She's just such a child, and Tamara's not going to be able to deal with that for very long. You just can't ignore Slade. No, you can't. He's the worst. I also love how Eddie would rather make love to his bicycle seat than Tamara's crusty old vagina. Well, they are sort of the same texture. Yeah, except at least one of them will lube at least one of them you can wash down easily. I just said, as you said, that I had like this mental image of like Tamara's crotch looking like, you know, a scuba gear and somebody with like a garden hose in the backyard spraying out the saltwater. Yeah, like a slip and slide. Yeah. The only way it'll work is to hose it down first. So about Terry and the big D. That was last week, Matt. Oh, I watched them back to back. So I don't know what's. Oh, yeah, that was last week. And there's residuals from that and Heather is not cutting this dude some slack. No, but it's all soft because he gave a toast to her at a stupid Valley restaurant. And then she was like, Oh, he does love me because he's, you know, making a whole big to do about how awesome I am. So now she likes. No, but then they cut to her confessional and she was like, that was a baby step in the right direction, but he has a long way to go because I'm an ice bitch. She'll never be satisfied. Well, that's their relationship. He likes, he likes getting yelled at and apologizing and she likes yelling. Yeah, exactly. Didn't you kind of hope that Collette was going to pick up the scissors from that crafting table when Heather was on set in the stab, Terry? Yes, I was hoping someone was going to lose an eye because those those scissors were swinging around. I was like, someone's got to lose an eye. Let's do it. Right. And they were not those like left handed like plastic crayola scissors. They were sharp. How did I miss the entire scissors thing? How did I miss that? That when she said, I mean, I cut your like, cut you like bad bangs or whatever. No, but that was the saddest role ever because it was just, it's like, are you gonna audition for the real housewives of like to Luca Lake or whatever to like, make a twist on it? And then, and then she was just a real housewife. I mean, that's really, I know I kind of felt that it was like, it was like not like a real role. Yeah, I was just like any housewife could play it. No. And she could get laughs like at the table read, that was pretty sad. That whole thing made me feel sad. But it was a fun episode all in all. And I'm really loving that Tamara knows that the world hates her. So now she's like trying to soften her image. Like last last week was the reveal that Tamara has an illness where she just something snaps in her. She can't help but being a bitch. It's a disease, you guys. And next week, we find out that Tamara was divorced when she was 21. And she also tried to commit suicide because her mom is me. I kind of blames her mother for everything. I kind of thought like, I feel bad because I kind of snickered when in the preview, they said like by 21, I had already had my first divorce. And it's also the first time I was suicidal. I was like, like you weren't suicidal. You just were like you just had to be a brunette for like a day or something. Yeah, no one no one with an ego like that tries to commit suicide or they do but it's like those like tiny little cuts that never bleed enough. Like shut up or they never tied the noose, right? Shut up. You just need attention. Get out of here. Yeah, get out of here. Get out of here. Tamara, I'm not buying your suicidal bullshit. There are some people who really do try and commit suicide. And guess what? The dead Tamara, the dead. Yeah. So let's be done with this show. Do we have anything else? No. No. Because I can't take it. Should we move on to the marriage and medicine two hour finale? So much happened. Well, the most important thing that happened is that we learned that Kerry loves psychology. Lobs it. I mean, it's a it's a true passion. And you know, I love psychology. I love to study the mind. That was great. Her looking on like psychology.com to find out that Mariah is a paranoid personality disorder. And then I love when Troy now, Toya believes it too. And then she tells us she's like, oh, that's what paranoid people does. That's what people does. That's the way I'm trying to just understand what was happening. Yeah. I will stop on psychology. What that? Show me the paper. Nothing makes me happier on that show is then when they mess up the tenses. I know. I left Toya is like, let's say psychology. Is that like the same as a Pasieok Chology? I was talking to you Gina Kazar about Pasieok Chology. And he didn't know what that was. Oh my God. That show is a freaking mess. Okay. So Mariah, crazy ass Mariah decided to be mad again because it was like the season finale. And she spoke to her ghetto. And she spoke to her ghetto mom also, which helped things that mother that mother. Wow. I would I would not have been surprised if she were in that Costco parking lot this afternoon for real. I think that it's really Dave Chappelle and drag. I think it's just the homeless guy down who's down on Sunset and La Brea and drag. I think that if they're going to continue walking together, they might want to walk faster because by the way, that guy at Sunset and La Brea scares me from going into that Starbucks there. And I now have to walk to the one on Koanga. The black guy in his underwear? Yes. Well, there's also, you know which guy I hate, which you know which homeless guy I hate is the one on Snobby. You know what homeless guy I hate is the one on Hollywood. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you just really said that. I did say it. I'm gonna I'm bringing it up every week. You just really said, wait, do you know which homeless guy I said that? Well, I'll tell you what. Hit this. Okay. We're not shallow because we actually see the homeless people. Okay. We're not okay up there. This guy, he's on the corner of Hollywood and La Brea and he like shits in the bushes and he also shits in his pants. So anytime you walk by, if you've got to go to a fresh and easy or go to the gym, it smells like feces. And that's I've really never had this problem with any other bum. And so I really don't. It's called bridge troll. Yeah, you know, you live down here. He's, you know, the whole foods I live by. Yeah, there used to be like a newspaper stand there. Yeah. On the sidewalk. So you had to go. It was like a little tunnel because you had to go past the newspaper stand and there was a wall on the other side of it to get through. And so he would stand in the middle and we'd call him the bridge troll because you can't get passed without giving him a dollar or whatever. Oh, gosh, like all in your like stinky poo poo in your face. So people kept complaining to the police who really can't do shit about it or they don't do shit about it. And finally, they just said shit. And finally, they took out the newspaper stand and he moved. He moved to somewhere where he can block people. Well, he doesn't block people where he was. He just sits on this one bench and he hoards little bags of things under the bench. So, and then he, I think some of the bags have a shit in it and he shits in the, in the, in the planters nearby. It's just, it's disgusting. And I know people can be like, Ben, be nice. He probably suffers from mental illness and yada, yada, yada. And you know, he doesn't have anything, et cetera, et cetera. I get that, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. We live near. We live. We also live near Runyon Canyon. He can just go poop in the woods. Yeah, I don't think that there's shit out there anyway. Yeah, it's just, it'll blend in with all the, with all the Chihuahua. Or he could just shit like where all the other homeless people shit, you know, where everyone else should go. Or he could go across the street to MJ's condo and ask her to shit in his, in her house. Yeah, she'll probably tell everyone she's dating in the meantime. Yeah, a friend of mine was spending the night and she's, and I was saying, oh my God, there he is, is God damn it. I can't believe he's back. And she's like, you know what, I really, it's uncomfortable the way you're talking about homeless people. I said, you don't even understand. He shits on the sidewalk. Like this guy's a mess. Like, I just don't want him next to my house, you know, it's not against all homeless people. I get it. Some are vets, whatever. And the next day I was walking her back to her car and she stepped in shit. And I was like, you see? I said, that's your karma. You see? You see? That's your fake niceness that needs to go away now. Bye. Go back home. Enjoy your drive smelling human poop. Yeah, exactly. I'm glad you, I'm glad you taught her a lesson. I'm glad you taught her a lesson. Was her name, was her name Gretchen by any chance. And it was Laura and she now smells like bridge troll poop. Good. I love that I'm now no longer the evil. Yeah, bad. Okay, so I'm married to medicine. Carrie decides that Mariah has paranoid personality disorder, which, look, I don't think that that would be her disorder. I think her disorder is she's stupid disorder. If she would see the real person and not and see that I'm not some sort of, oh, gah, she would see that I am good. And I'm not an, oh, gah. You know, I'm actually glad we talked about homeless people because I do aspire someday if I ever have children that I want to expose my children to poverty. Like the homeless man on Hollywood in La Brea. You stand here between this new stand and the wall and don't let people pass unless they give you a dollar. Then I want you to go home and mail him a slinky. When you go to someone's home and you see a welcome mat, pull down your pants and go poo poo on it. I have had a personal struggle with money for the past 20 years and therefore I want my children to see poverty so they don't have the same struggle of wealth. I have had, I have had a personal struggle with, oh, guys, at Whole Foods. Oh, guys who have paranoid personality disorder, which I learned about because I love psychology and I love the mind. Oh, my God, she is, but these women are ridiculous. So, they spent the whole season finale, which was two hours long. Went by in a second for me. I'll tell you. I'm not even joking. Oh, it killed me. Ever getting those hours back. Oh, it was too much because it was nothing. Nothing. It was just nothing. It was these women trying to make something out of nothing. Okay, so then Mariah decides she's going to have a big Blackie Deschi dinner party to invite everybody over to make up, I guess. Yeah, but meanwhile, why didn't people show up because she told someone that LaToya had been in prison. Oh, no, no. Yeah, what happened was she was going to make peace, but then Quad, Quad decided that she was going to drop a bomb at Toya. So she announced that she knows that Toya was once drunk driving and hit a car with her three month old in the backseat. And so then, according to Toya, there was, she was, she was tired. She took the Joe, Judai's defense. She was just tired, and she fell asleep at the wheel because she was sleep deprived. And she rear-ended someone and there was no damage to the cars. Which is much better just falling asleep when you've got your children in the car. Yeah, yeah, I think it's better. Yeah, it's totally fine. Yeah. She, she have came here so many times before, and she'd never been drunk before. I, I've came here. I've came here. I, I've came to Kazaa so many times. I'm not, I'm not drunk. I drinked it, but I've never drunked it. I don't drink it. She was probably at a Peter's hole in the wall bar. Yeah, bar, bar one, bar one, bar one. So for whatever reason, because she was mad, Troy was mad because she was just accused of being a drunk driver with her children in the car. And Carrie was mad because, I forget why she was mad, but they decided not to show up to the big finale dinner, which in housewise history, I mean, you don't do that. You show up to the finale party, no matter what it is. Yeah, it was actually a very depressing season finale because it basically ended. The girls didn't go to this Blackadeshi party and then Mariah was like, well, you know, I'm, I'm just not gonna be friends them anymore. And Kwad's like, I don't want anything to do with him. And then Carrie and Toya were like, that's it. And basically no one's friends anymore. And everyone hates each other, and the circle has fallen apart. Although it's kind of funny because the circle of friends did not exist before the show. So who the who you know, that Mariah, you know, Mariah is a producer on the show. So she's the boss. She hired everybody to be on the show, which we've known for a while. And I thought that she was so depressed because it was her obvious failure as a producer that she couldn't even her own cast to show up to her house. And so she thinks, you know, she's saying, I've decided not to be these friends with these women. Well, she's really saying is these bitches are fired from the show. And so she's not gonna happen. She thinks she's got she's making this big decision, but that's there's no way that's gonna happen. And Andy proved it by having Toya and Carrie. And by the way, who is what sort of production producer credit does Mariah have? Is it like an associate producer? Because we all know that's bullshit. I'm looking it up right now. Executive producer. I believe she really did like package and so the show. Well, wait, wasn't she also? Don't we discuss this at the beginning of the season that she was approached for Real Housewives of Atlanta? And she turned that down because that was not classy enough for her? Oh, God, that's funny. Yeah, she she be careful what you wish for Mariah, because now she's the biggest enemy of them all. As dumb as Toya is, and she's very, very dumb, I think everyone seems to be more or less on team Toya Carrie. You know, like it seems like that. I am. Aren't you guys? Yeah, I hate Mariah. I hate Mariah. I like Quads. I thought they made up. It's like you made up already. You're not allowed to just come back and make two more hours out of this shit. Yeah. And also, we never saw the scene with her telling her daughter. I mean, that was just all bullshit. And she had already told so many other people about it that her daughter could have heard that from anybody. The whole thing's just stupid, whatever. That shows dumb. I agree. But then what was I going to say? Oh, I was very happy to see that my favorite guest character made an appearance, AKA the nephew. Of course. As soon as I saw him come on the camera, I was like, Oh God, Ben, brace yourself. He's cute. How do you guys think he's not cute? I don't think he's ugly. I just think he's probably like crawling. Like he's a toddler. You're not supposed to say that about something. He's 21 at the 21-22. It was on some show that Matt was like, he's hot. Like, her son is hot and he was like, six. Excuse me. Excuse me. Come on. Just because I had a thing for Jonathan Lippnicki back in the day when it was wildly inappropriate. And or Jonathan Taylor Thomas, who's actually my same age. This is an appropriate crush. Let's see. What else happened on Dr. Jackie China stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have some I have some sound bites. First is this one that goes like this. Oh, of course, it's quiet. Why is it that like every time I try to do this, it always messes up. All right. Here we go. This quad. Wait a minute. I'm a notorious baby. And then, of course, Dr. Simone. Please play that every second of my life. Okay. If you insist. Please stretch and shut up. Shut up. You're stupid. I just felt the need to put them together. I don't know why. So I can make like a little ringtone out of it for people. Thing I'm going to do that. And I don't ever do it. I'll send it. I'll send it. So that happy and and Jackie is opening a business. She's opening a website about the vagina called like the power flower of. I don't know, but she's talking about herbs that you can eat to make your vagina taste delicious. What herbs are those? I it's called it's called Donita Sparragas. It's called don't eat some of that Deshi food before you. And I see you again. You're vagina tasted like paprika delicious. By the way, I'd like to say there were actually several parties this episode. And I think the only party that we saw that for the entire season that actually felt like a true doctor's party was Kerry's party for Duncan's new, Duncan's new building or the I'm sorry, the anniversary of his practice or whatever. That was the first party we've seen that actually looked like it was filled with real doctors and looked about as boring as a doctor party would be. Oh my god. Yeah, that was terrible. That was that was awkward. And I loved how in the middle of it for no good reason Kerry had this awkward like power present PowerPoint presentation of an impending trip they were going to take. And like no one gave a shit like no one clapped no one said anything and she's like Phil's gonna be going to pot us. Well, she's so snobby who wants to look at your fucking trip in advance. And that's not of Google images anyway. Get over yourself. Yeah. And then she showed like, you know, like we're gonna be seeing at this hotel and I'm like, yeah, baby. Oh, this is awesome. And everyone's just standing around like, what the fuck? Yeah, like, are you gonna pass around a donation plate for this trip? You cheap bitch on your iPad one? By the way, I took a screenshot of Kerry's her iPad because I thought the bookmarks that she had open to look at were really bizarre. So first she had the one for I love you. I love you. I love that you even noticed that. Well, yeah. So first she had one open for paranoid personality disorder. Okay. And now the rest of the tabs, I only get truncated versions because it's their tabs. So one is for Uber, which is sort of interesting. One is for one says still photo, which I don't know. I'm Uber. Uber. Uber is like, you know, for driving car service. Okay. So she had one for Uber. She had one for still photography. And then the next tab just says, British, which I kind of love. It just says British. One says Colorado. And then one says gold finger. What? It makes no sense. Gold finger. I would love to know how Kerry Kerry Wells brows the internet. This is a small peek inside of it. Wow. I don't even know what to say to that. I was trying to look all those up. But Uber is the most interesting one. Now, now I think this is how all the Beverly Hills housewives get along. Yeah. They've all been driving up in this car. Everyone's private driver. Well, no, the show gets it's cheaper than a taxi. It is. Yes, I take Uber everywhere. I took a look at the troubadour for a concert on Friday night and it was like $18. I thought Uber was more expensive because it's, um, it's black cars. It's glamorous. And yes, you can order an SUV or a town car, but it's not that expensive. $18 is expensive from your house to the troubadour that should only be like $6. No, no, no, the tax. Okay, let me clarify. It includes it includes tip. Oh, that's really good. And I get to roll up in a black Escalade. Oh, Holler. I had no idea that was that. Oh, wow. I had no idea it was that much cheaper than because I've been using taxi magic and I like that one, but that's just taxi. Okay, I lied the price down. It was really $25 from West. Okay. Yeah. That's never mind. I'm sticking with taxi magic. I'm sticking with driving. Well, either way, I fall asleep at the wheel, like Toya. So it's better for me to take Uber. Well, and by the way, so as for the housewives, you said they all take Uber. But as we learned from Jill's Aaron of all people, it's the show gets them the drivers and then the show famously makes the drivers late. So it gets all the wise angry and they show up and give in ready to fight. 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You can do this when you Angie that. I'm sorry. You said Jill's Aaron and I just clenched up. I know I could see it. I'm like all of a sudden all the I'll be lost all our listeners. Everyone's like looking at Tumblr porn now. Totally. You know, everybody is. I mean, that's an amazing site. And now I totally think that it was a good buy on Yahoo's part. It's like it's suddenly worth it. And now I can see why they have so many millions of viewers because there's porn on there. That's all you need to make something work. I mean, every week, I think we should start reading porn at the end of this and we'll get bigger ratings. And it's not just, well, I it's like you're linking through. You get lost in these like porn, like tunnels. Yeah, here's the thing. Like three, four years ago, everybody was like, Oh, I stayed up till six in the morning because I got caught in a web of Wikipedia just clicking on things and learning about random shit. I don't need to know anything about now you will get lost in Tumblr porn because you'll click on something and you'll be like, Oh, but it was really posted originally from this site. Oh my God, that site's even better. Oh my God, who's commenting on this site? Oh, he's hot. Oh, oh wait, he's my neighbor. Oh, let me go look at all his shit. Yeah. And before you know what it's eight o'clock in the morning, you haven't gotten a goddamn wink of sleep. Your hand is nearly broken and you're raw. I've only had a fat hand. Yeah, you guys fat ham and some lotion. Okay, so married to medicine is over. Well, it's not over. We've got actually two or three reunions coming up for this show. Do we really need that? Yes. Yes. Okay. Are you getting it? And even one of the doctors gets pissed off and starts yelling. Dr. Simone, Dr. Simone, don't be lying on me. So I like that she's she's going to be whipping out some get get how. So yay. So I'm wearing a Chewbacca t-shirt right now and you sounded like Chewbacca. I'd like to thank married to medicine's cast and crew for their stellar their stellar Lee mediocre show. Thank you. Thank you for that. Okay, so now what else did we watch this week? I watched newlyweds who watch newlyweds. I told you guys this two weeks ago. It is my favorite show on TV. Okay, I said some really rude things about that show and I have to start this discussion by apologizing to the gay people because I said something along the lines of those are the kind of gays that make gays embarrassed to be gay. Okay, they're so cute. And now I love them. Is that I'm a total hypocrite and I admit that. But the word disgusting. What are you called one who's like the craziest one is just hilarious to me. He went on this whole thing because when they were shooting, I guess it's when Whitney died. Which was a year and a half ago. Yeah. So they made this. Well, it was it's over the course of the year, you know. So the so this is when Whitney died and they started with this dramatic music and it's this big trauma that's happened and you don't know what it is yet and it's something bad happened and everyone's calling everyone and blah blah blah and then it's like close up on him and he's like Whitney died and then he starts going off about how much he loves Whitney and he's kind of cracked out and he's like oh my god. Why do you think everybody's calling me? I mean my phone was ringing off the hook. It's like everybody I knew was calling me my nanny from childhood was calling me. They were like whole player and make sure that he's okay and he knows about this shit. I mean oh oh oh oh shit like that. That is what she did. I was dying. To be fair, the night that Whitney Houston died, we had an emergency podcast of banter with Ben and Lisa featuring none other than that with field. Do you remember that? Yes and I was drinking and we were like I was freaking out Ben Coates like can you get on and I was like um the Grammys are tomorrow. This is my hell time of year but yes let's do it. We were all like very serious and urgent for like Whitney Houston's dead. Like there's no voice like her like it was like a very special episode. We took it seriously? Well no we we laughed but we still were sort of serious. We still were like oh my god like she had such her voice was so pristine. Why did I get to come over? No I didn't go over to his house. Why did I get to be on it? Well because you hate Whitney Houston. Yeah. No I don't. I love her. You only love Bobby Christina. No I don't. I'll listen to me in a minute. Ronnie we'll have you on when Burnette Peters uh kills over. Oh my god I won't be able to speak with that. I'll be the time anyone who brought with me. It goes by. With Stephen Sonheim kicks the bucket we'll get you on the phone. Oh my god. Go get Patty on the phone when he dies. Oh yeah. What about when Patty dies? Oh oh my god when Patty dies forget it. I'm just gonna kill myself. You know what's terrible? You guys said that and I now understand you're talking about Patty Stanger. The first thing in my head was Patty Stanger. Me too actually. God when she dies I'm just gonna change the channel so I stop hearing news about it. No you're just you're gonna go to the channel. I'd be like finally I can watch Bravo in peace. So what else happened on newlyweds? Okay this is actually a fascinating show. I kind of went off last week about how I hate people in couples and this show makes me even hate them more and it kind of does but now I'm really starting to find it delicious because you're seeing people who get in couples and they make you buy them all these gifts and spend all this money and treat them like kings and queens and then they show you that when they go home they become miserable and it's actually kind of a wonderful show. I'm loving it. Okay I am I know that this is me sounding like a crazy person but I actually feel like it is incredibly realistic because they're all miserable. Yeah yeah and you're kidding me you know it's kind of like when you're friends with girls who just have you know those girls who have to be dating somebody all the time. I would say guys but I don't know guys like that but they're girls and they just always have to be dating somebody and you're like yeah but that guy you know he's drunk every time I've seen him he's fall down drunk. Oh well that's because he's single and he's out in the world and you know he wouldn't be like that if we got married or well he doesn't keep a job. Well he doesn't have to because he's single but if he was married he would totally keep a job. No ladies you do not change a man by putting him in a box. That only makes whatever his bad parts are that makes them worse. Okay you should have a daytime talk show. Yeah I think so. I should. I'm totally speaking from experience because I'm always single I'm never in a relationship. I don't make very much money. I'm not very successful so I'm really a good expert on everything you can ask. Then why don't you get some plastic surgery and go marry a rich guy and then you can get on the Real Housewives Show. Oh my god. Oh yeah but but truly because if you look at it all these women are doing the same thing. Kim and Alaska. Alaska is a jerk he's a controlling piece of shit and what you think you're going to change him. He stuck you in the Bronx to live with his sister and her kid and he lives in L.A. all the time. What exactly do you think is going to work? Like suddenly he's going to move to New York? No. No. You're desperate you got married you deserve what you get. This girl who moved and got pregnant right away with the slub who's counting money from the like complaining about the money he's getting in the wedding cards. Oh my god. He's disgusting. You married George Costanza and you're going to be shocked that he's putting you on a budget. You're being rude to George Costanza right now. This guy is disgusting. Yeah. This is Alaska you're talking about? No. This is the. Oh that guy. Oh yeah. Horrible. Ben. Ben he's giving your people a bad name. That guy. That's that's like the woman who like basically it's the woman she's sort of like this is the best you could do right? Yeah. She was the producer and she just like she was going to get married and moved to Long Island and do nothing. Oh my god. Not going to end well. Then you've got the the Indian pop star that no one's ever heard of with a raft face and a hot husband. He works all the time but now that I quit my job and I'm home all the time he's totally going to change. No he's still working all the time. And he actually admitted to her that he wasn't working that he was playing World of Warcraft. Oh I think he was being sarcastic. Don't you think or was he really playing? I think he was being sorry cast. Oh maybe I'm just dumb. Yeah play the Vicki when I say I'm just dumb Ben that is your cue to play. You're just. Wait. Wait. Let me. Let me cue it up. Let me cue it up. It's not it's on my phone. Hold on. I'm just you know but wrong. I'm just kind of dumb. No. No. I don't think you're dumb. I think that I think that he was just saying no I'm not working. I'm just sitting here playing games all day babe. It's not I don't really. I wasn't. Shut up. Shut up. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. Regardless Tarz is hot at the end. Yeah. And then you know the only couple that I actually see kind of making it so far as the gay couple right. What about them? They're gross. I think they're super adorbs like I don't know. That age that age difference is inappropriate. Sorry Hey sous if you're listening but it's inappropriate. It is but they're both so damaged like they they found damaged goods like they look good on the open box rack together. You know like when you go to Best Buy and there's like the open box TVs. They're like the open used things and they look nice together. It's like they found the proper faults and they matched them and I think they're cute because the older guy he's not decrepit. He's got a banging body and he was never accepted by his family or loved. So he's depressed and he just wants love and then the young one is crazy. No one's going to be with him. He's kind of methy. Like he's got something wrong. Like he's one of those people who he can't look you directly in the eye. Like he can't focus. Like he'll look at you and then like look at your forehead. Have you noticed that there's something crazy about him and I don't think anyone would be with him. So I think that they're cute together. You know that's like they're like the lost and found items that no one comes back to get. They're like two mismatched socks. Yeah. You know what they're like. It's like you know when you have like two like you know when you have got like your black socks and you got your down to the end and you got one that's like black and one's navy blue and you sort of put them together because if you're not looking too closely it works together but you know side bar. Nothing creeps me out more. This is a deal breaker if I'm dating somebody. If you ball your socks together it gruses me out. I'm done. Wait. Like if you like if you've washed your socks and you're folding them like fold your sock not ball them up inside out all creepy like a fucking grenade. That's what you're supposed to do. I do that. Bend you. Yeah. That's because that's what you're supposed to do with socks. If I take you and you take your one. No. What do you do with your socks? Do you just have like a bunch of them? You fold your socks. Yes. If I opened your unmentionables drawer and I saw bald socks I would be done. I will take a picture of my sock drawer. Wait Matt you just fold them together so like if you pick one up you you risk leaving another one behind. I take that risk every day I do laundry. Well you know what this week I got my laundry done by the Asian ladies at Sunny Cleana and when I got it back my socks were folded. I was like who the fuck does this now I have to ball all my time. Clearly I am an Asian. Wait a second. Wait a second. So why does that why does that bother you? Me? I don't know. It's like the I don't want the inside texture on the outside. I have I have the CD clearly but it grosses me out and it makes you know what I think it gives me flashbacks to that scary movie from the 80s called critters with those little balls that would have to attack people and the bounty hunters had to go chase them down and it makes me think about them rolling across the floor and then biting my feet. Oh my god that was such a scary movie. When I was six it scared the hell out of me. Who is in the Rosanta Leonardo DiCaprio was in one of them. He was? Ritters I swear to God. I still don't think that justifies you having an irrational fear of balled up socks. Just so you know. I mean are you like putting them up your vagina or something like that? You are a horrible person. I am like you just made fun of me so to the core you cut me to the white meat as the ladies of Atlanta would say and you also talked about your hatred for homeless people for 10 minutes. I don't think you could stoop any lower. And by the way critters from 1986 starred Diwala Stone. Who is that? Oh my god. What was her old name? She had a different name. D. Excuse me. Diwala Stone is the B scream queen of the 80s people. She was in Cujo. She was the mom and ET people. Really? And she was also in Cujo right? What was her name? She was in ET. She was in Cujo as the mom. She was in critters. She was in she was an alligator to the mutation. How did she not have eyes? How did she not leverage wives? She's retarded. How did she not leverage ET into a proper into a proper career? But then again Virginia Madsen she didn't really leverage sideways into much either. So no I think she thought she'd just come back and it was like yeah you came back for for a second drive by and how you're gone again. So sad when that happens. Yeah she should have gone for a TV drama or something. She could have been in the closer damn it. Actually she was. The pilot didn't get picked up. She was and she was in that that show like the high start. She was in a few TV shows but yeah she should have she chose some bad movies after sideways. Oh god. Who's Facebooking me? I don't know. So what else? What else on what else on I didn't watch I didn't watch Million Dollar Listing but you guys did. I watched it and did you watch it Ronnie? What was it I was reading my Facebook message. Million Dollar Listing New York? No I can't watch it. I only watched it because I thought you two jokers were gonna be watching it. It's just like the main guy is a prick. The new Puerto Rican guy is super super super annoying. The episode was really strange because it kind of was like it was going along going along going along and then all of a sudden it's like and then came Hurricane Sandy and then it got somber and strange and then at the end of the episode it was like Frederick's Frederick lost $800,000 of potential commission on the Marble House and then it was like the the Puerto Rican guy his place is still unsold. It was like it felt like the season finale it was the only second the episode they had like all these updates these the sad and like the the asshole was like yeah I realize I have no friends in my my life and no one cares about me the hurricane hit and no one called to see if I was okay and like it just sort of ends and it's like this the show sucks. Yeah the Puerto Rican guy by the way has a fake accent like Sofia Vergara where he plays it up. Yeah the Puerto Rican guy first of all I thought for sure it was gay and now he's acting like he's not gay. He's gay. He's hanging out with Corey. Yeah Cordell Stewart doesn't put on special locks for him. Yeah we know we know who was sold in this house and then also Frederick does crack me up because he makes a lot of really strange facial gestures. If I knew how to turn video into a GIF I really don't know how to do that I would be making so many GIFs of his face because he's out of control ridiculous. There's got to be some kind of program. I was looking how to do that too because I keep doing it with my phone using Vine or whatever but they don't make GIFs it just make little movies. Yeah I want to find a way to make a GIF. I think there is some way you can do it. I can show you how. I can show you the world. Oh wait is it with Photoshop is it like video to frames or something like that. Well if you use Photoshop it makes it takes the quality out of the picture. That's okay that's what happened. I mean the GIF you always lose the quality that's fine. Matt is it Photoshop that you use or something else? I got to pull up the email let me give me a second. Yeah forward that shit over girl because she has funny faces. Yeah so that million dollar listing New York I've I've always liked the LA one. I don't know why I can't give it to you. But New York is just too fake like they're bad actors at least on a really you know like Josh like the stuff with his grandma. That's at least like real stuff that's happening. It may be stupid but it's kind of funny and entertaining. Like when Madison's dog died. That was almost as bad as when Whitney died. I know you guys. Oh she did stuff like that. So I can't really take that. Did you guys watch the watch what happened special with all the women? Okay I was about it for two minutes maximum because it was terrible. It was terrible and I'm really mad at whoever was on Facebook. The only reason why I really watched it was someone on Facebook was like you guys you have to remember to watch this. You have to remember watches. That's why I watched it too. I was like fuck these the other two guys are gonna watch it. I better watch it. I had no interest in watching it because I don't watch watch what happens and I watched it and I was so mad that I watched it. It was as dumb as I anticipated and um I'm mad. I'm mad whoever who never made it watch it. Me it depressed me for the upcoming season which I was excited for but they've already shot the season which basically means this is another season that kind of continued on. They just shot it right after the last one and they're still talking about the same shit. I mean still the same thing. It's like oh you know we're mad because Teresa threw away the sprinkle cookies. I was like really we're still talking about fucking sprinkle cookies. I know. I know. Now I want a sprinkle cookie. I know. Oh I cannot take it and Melissa's like completely innocent never does anything wrong and the whole thing is about Teresa. All anybody's really asked about is whether they hate Teresa or not. Why they hate Teresa and what Teresa did to make him so mad. Yeah I'm now at I watched it and then I was kind of like I'm not excited at all about the season premiere. No. Oh I am. I'm excited for the season premiere. I'm just I'm not excited for a stupid watch what happened special because there's to this day there's never been a good watch what happened special. Matt I love this gift thing you sent me so I can upload like just a movie or does it have to be. It has to be from YouTube from the thing that I sent you from YouTube but what if I just have somebody I mean somebody needs which means somebody needs to pull up Kenya Moore's amazing what if I videotaped something on my phone that's the thing I know that I used to have an app then you have to put it on you have to put it on YouTube before you do that with the site that with the site that I sent you because I I use this thing called cinema gram and it would make it would make gifts and in fact I made one of marriage medicine once but you couldn't really share the gifts very easily it was really annoying so I stopped using yeah I was using cinema gram for that too and but when you send it to yourself it still sends it as a move file not a gift file it does it's it's bad and if you try to like post it's I can't get into it and if it makes me so mad it makes me so mad you guys sound like real dorks right now I don't know what you're talking about yeah you're okay well when we start making amazing gifts you're going to be like thank you guys thank you for being nerd I know thanks for being by the time you figured out gifts won't be cool anymore I know Bravo will not even be a channel anymore I know it'll be all animals all the time oh that sounds nice but further headed guys that's my prediction for Bravo one day it's just going to be shows with animals fighting and throwing poop at each other or it'll just be a security chain or it'll just be a security cam at the Englewood Costco parking lot yeah I would watch that 24/7 honestly it was amazing guys I don't think I really emphasized that I thoroughly enjoyed what I saw in the parking lot I could not believe I should do a live maybe we should do a live podcast from your car in the parking lot they're next well let me tell you something so I went into this Costco and it was a dream it was empty it was nice it was the parking was a breeze I was like wow this is really really nice I sort of thought for Englewood I might find a little bit of a rougher crowd in here it was excellent and I come out bam some weave pulling action I was like yep I'm in Englewood hell yeah hell yeah um so what please say that like quad you need to say it like quad absolutely not absolutely not we're going to need to laugh and honey so what are we going to be watching this week because next there's a lot of stuff on Bravo and when it all comes on at one time I feel pressure like last night was I had to watch four hours of Bravo shit well we're going to watch the merit to medicine reunion we're going to watch OC we'll watch newlyweds and that's it that's it is there nothing starting this week I thought the jersey premiere is happening that's June 2nd oh okay oh that first week in June is going to be amazing because we've got jersey we're still gonna have we'll have the we'll have married medicine and New York part two and New York princesses and oh my god long island princess long island princesses yeah that's gonna be amazing man is she's so embarrassed already ahead of time when you're 27 and you're still living at home then you know you have a problem there she said when you're 27 you need to find a s jb you know a single jewish boy oh a nice jewish boy nice jewish boy and jb yeah we need time to get this together you guys we need time but it's going to be all i care about is njr our beloved njr nicole yo han around nicole yo han around nicole yo han around nicole yo han around nicole yo han around all right so are we done yes i bought a new tv today and i have got to get it hooked up with everything else i've got new tv of lz magicalness happened and by new tv you mean one that was on out of the box at the side of the floor on best buy like the gays on newlyweds no i did not i should have opened my ship and instead i got a 50 inch sharp aquos led and the very first thing he's going to do is set up his mini his mini dv thing so that way he can watch some tumblr poem on that 50 inch screen i got an apple tv i can stream that shit from my phone straight up to the big screen oh well do you you have uh you have a mountain lion on your new macbook air right so you can you can oh my god you nerd stream that all these words what are all these words it's called tv sets let me tell you the best thing iphone or ipad or mac okay apple tv you can stream your computer up to the tv i watch everything i watch on my youtube's i watch my hulu's i watch everything like that math you have changed my life man you know what else you could do what do you do that you can also impress all your friends with the european vacation you just surprise your husband with yes you can go on google images and search for vacation that will never be able to afford because i'm still using an ipad one and an ipone 3g streaming television has been a personal struggle that i've had for 20 years and i'm proud to say with this european vacation i have finally overcome my fear of streaming photos from google images to my 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