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And you know, this is actually sort of like a quote unquote part two almost, of our previous podcast where we start, previously we talked about Real Housewives of Orange County and some Bravo gossip, if you're looking for that in the latest episode, go to the last podcast. Today we're going to talk about marriage to medicine and the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, oh my god you guys, what a week of Bravo as usual. Also it's late at night and we've been drinking, so yeah, which makes it extra good, extra good. We've already been pretty nutty. Or extra sloppy and you know what, if you feel that it was fun, leave us a comment on our iTunes page in the comments section, we have a full solid five out of five stars. Yeah. It's terrible, don't leave a comment at all and don't ruin our credit score. We're not even on iTunes, yes, late, dumbass, you can figure out how to vote. Yeah. So, you know, I'm a little worried that my margarita buzz may be wearing off. What? Need to go make a quickie second. Do you have some Coke, sweetie? No, but I think what I might do is maybe I'll make, should I grab a beer? Should I grab a beer from the fridge? Should I grab one stew? Should we all grab something? Everyone at home would grab something. Oh, okay. This is like Andy on Watch What Happens. We have to have like a secret bird. All right. No. Ronnie, keep talking while we go get tricks. I have nothing to say. There's nothing for me to say. I already have a drink. I'm not going to talk. It's going to be quiet. Okay. I'm walking away, so you have to keep talking. No. Some bullshit. Okay. I know what I can do. I can read your stuff that you've posted on Facebook. Madge posted a picture of Heather from Dr. I'm talking, who dare you. Posted a picture of Heather from her husband's website of her all airbrushed and rabbit toothed. Okay. That was pretty funny. So thank you, Madge. Michael posted some, "Is the real housewives of New Jersey brawl staged?" Yes. Except for the people bleeding out of their eyes part, which apparently happened. So that probably wasn't staged. Yeah. I posted the dead eyes on Cory's painting, "Well, haunt my dreams tonight." Oh, yeah. That was from the Kim unveiled a painting of Croix on "Don't Be Tired For The Parties Tonight." And he's dead-eyed. Where's eyes? Just dollar signs. Well, to be fair, his eyes were dead. He did have dead eyes, but then he also had dead eyes in the painting too. So that's true. Yeah. That's true. I was going to say he does kind of have dead eyes in real life. I think it looks like he's falling asleep. Well, I think that's how you-- that's the only way you can be, if you marry Kim Zosiak, is to just sort of let your soul go away and-- It's not a dead voice. Kim's got dead voice. Her voice is dead. It never moves. She does have dead voice. Dead. Dead. I'm cracking open a beer. Me too. What flavor are you drinking? I'm drinking Beck's. Bud Light over here. Oh, my God. You're in the can. I'm a fancy bottle girl. Here I go. Listen. Not a flavor. Listen. I was a frat boy, and I know you were too. In fact, we're in the same-- Oh, Ben. What the hell? I just said that. So I had to get in touch with my frat roots with some Bud Light. You guys, is it true that in frats, guys just blow each other all the time, or is that-- I'm going to tell you this. Here's an insider secret. I know some of you fans out here don't like listening to our personalized, but too bad. Half the people in my frat were closeted homos, and nobody was out, and it was such a shame because it would have been such an amazing party. We also had some gay guys in our frat, but no one was-- it was the same thing. But I don't think it would have been-- it would not have been an amazing party. It would not have been an amazing party. Most men that are on crew teams like a B.J., just a thing. Well, I'm sure. That's what I'm saying. So did they get them because they were in a frat, or no? I never experienced or witnessed any of them. It's a medicine. Would it be weird if I joined a frat like now at my age? You could be-- There was a movie about that. You could be the headmaster of, like-- Yeah, that's right. We had, like, Sigma Nu on the U.S. campus, and you could be, like, the house dad, the daddy. Yeah, the house daddy, okay. The house dad. You're a frat daddy. But the house daddy, okay. I'll take that. Frat daddy. Hey, it's your daddy. Lights out. Frat daddy. Was that your candy burr, some personation? [LAUGHTER] Right. The candy factory. Well, that's my big scary, hairy, uh, daddy bear. Frat daddy. Hey, boy. The lights need to be out. Now, let's play a game. Listen, it's up against you. Our flats were not on the bayou, okay? Are you wearing-- We were not on the bayou, and we were not wearing harnesses, because clearly, there's a lot of accent. It's more like crank up the Dave Matthews, bro. You got some Crisco? I like chicken. Crashing to me. That sounded nothing like it. Okay. You destroyed it. Like I see Dave Matthews. Let's talk about some dumb ass Bravo shows. So we're on "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Okay. These all kind of blend in together. Yeah. And no, not just because it's hour two and I'm drinking, because they're all the same. What happened in three hours on this show? What do we need? Three hours of it. Okay. So-- Well, the third hour of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" reunion featured the men. That was like the big thing to happen. And as we briefly mentioned in the previous episode, obviously, this is a week before Portia was served with her divorce papers by her gay husband, Cordell. So he did not show up to back up his wife, but all the other men's is showed up and started getting a little sassy. And you know what? I personally enjoyed watching Apollo, because he put on a bow tie and he was like, "I'm educated." And so everything he said was like, "No, now, see, indubitably, when you were talking to me, I--" [laughter] And therefore, and thus forth at that time, before we went with those conclusions about what the texting was, "You were not talking to me in thus manner, such as." Phaedra is turning him into an amazing lawyer. She really is. And you know what? I would be more than happy to have Apollo as my lawyer. Oh, you say I'm a criminal? I'm an educated criminal. That's okay, if any. Yeah. Good for you, buddy. Yeah, I really-- I thoroughly enjoyed it. And you know what? The sad thing is, even though he was clearly putting on errors, he did still sound more educated than Peter. Okay, speaking of Peter, Ronny, can you just take the next 30 seconds to talk about Peter being high and how red his eyes were? Hmm. What you talking about, he did that to you? What? Shut up! Okay, you're like Samford in the sun right now, basically. And you can't be talking to a woman like that. And on national TV, and then ganging up with all the guys, and being drunk and high while your wife is showing off her boots on that. And Peter did have some good points, though, which is that when they're talking about-- When Kenyo was talking about Walter, he's gay, or Walter's a groupie, and he's like, "This is a man that you recorded all the sudden long. All the sudden, no, you recorded it. Okay, this is a man. Now you're going to belly, and you see." Oh, my God. Like the first two? That is fucked up by the way. What's fucked up by the way is voice sounds. That is why I don't care. It's fucked up. When his voice sounds, he sounds like he's talking through a pillow. I think that both Kenyo's answer is to everything. You know what people say? "Oh, she's so crazy." No, she's crazy. When he's like, "You can't just call him. You can't come on to TV and call a man gay." And she's like, "Well, that was actually not a criticism, because it's not bad to be gay. So I didn't mean anything bad by it, because it's not bad." It's actually a clever response, I thought. I thought that was actually a clever response, too, because Peter was right. Everyone was right. You know, you brought this guy out. That being said, I do actually think Kenyo's right. I think Walter is gay. I do think he has a toupee, and he's the worst. Yeah, you could tell he was gay when he was going off with the guys, like, "Yeah, I'd hit that. Yeah, they got to be real for me." They're like, "Yeah, I'd like him to be like 11." Yeah, he's like, "Well, he was gay when he went fishing in a pair of $400 Gucci White Hightops." Or when he, like, went right over to where I was like, "Yeah, let's talk about women vagina parts and such. Don't you love putting your penis in a vagina? Isn't that the funny women are so crazy?" It's kind of like when Ryan Seacrest bumped into my friend Corian and started asking him about where he worked out. Oh, I'm just saying, allegedly. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I like Ryan Seacrest. I do, but where's Julian Hough now? Well, we're not criticizing him because it's not critical to say that because that's not really a big deal. I like gay people. Yeah, I like gay people too. You know? It's like Walter. So Walter's a pathetic cocksucker. I mean, I'm not saying he's pathetic because he's a cocksucker. I'm just saying he's a pathetic cocksucker, all right? Listen, we're not trying to slander him. We're saying that he actually really enjoys taking a piece of chicken and sucking on it. Yeah. He's a cocksucker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he likes to suck face with cocks. Actual... actual... Roosters. actual roosters. actual roosters. From TJ Maxx is that are previously distressed. He walks into TJ Maxx and he finds a decorative rooster and he sucks on it and then he gives it to Gretchen Rossi as she puts it in her kitchen. Yeah. So I'm sorry that you had to make it something dark and dirty, but I literally meant he sucks cocks. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So they all attack Kenya, which I love because Kenya is such a liar. And then I love that she's like, well, if you don't like me, Apollo, maybe you should stop texting me then. Maybe you should stop texting me then. That was her fan. And then she handed her phone over to Amby who's looking at these texts and he's like, there's nothing sexual in these texts. You know the text you're probably like, go away. Leave me alone. She was like, ooh, you were looking hot on Wendy Williams and he wrote back, thank you. That's not a sexual event. It's like, it probably was something like, Apollo is now your Instagram friend. Stop it. Oh my God, why are you always texting me with alerts from Facebook? Yeah. He's... Apollo's following me. Look, Twitter told me so. Right here. Well, of course Kenya's like seminal moment of the reunion was at one point. She basically couldn't, she had no more defenses, she had nothing, no more bullshit to spew. So she just stood up and twirled and did her stupid thing. And then she continued to sing her song like, you say I'm this, I say I'm fabulous for like the next five minutes. Yeah. She's actually crazy. Yeah. At first she wasn't even speaking. She was just kind of rocking back and forth, muttering it to herself. It was really, you know, it wasn't okay. Yeah, I also like, I also like when they talked about her and she wants to have a baby, like they were questioning whether or not her relationship is real. And then people trying to be nice, they were like, you know, and she, you know, she wants a baby, you know, and she don't get it. She don't get it. And Kenya's like, thank you. I'm like, no, you're 42 and you're proving yourself to be totally crazy on national TV. There's no baby for you, whether it's real or adopted, not real, but like... Additional services will never allow it. Yeah. It's not happening ever. Yeah. She's pretty crazy. The other really fun part was I got to on the last podcast, but that was Portia going off on that rant. Oh. What the hell was she talking about? That was amazing about it. It was like a Suzanne Sugarbaker rant, you know, it's like doing. She was like, she was just going crazy. I thought it was actually, I enjoyed it, to be honest. I mean, it was funny, but it was sort of like a nice, I thought like, I feel like it was an honest moment, you know? I feel like if she could have just remembered what she was talking about, she could have been okay, but she gets like a couple of minutes in and she's like, and then, and I'm a woman and he told me, and I said, kitchen, and he said, well, I know, I'm not perfect. I can't be perfect 265 days a year, I know, I'm not, I know, I'm not really better from the past, but I try, I try, that's the best I could do, I could try. Who knows, I love how, who knows I do, who knows, I love pillows, I got so many throw pillows, I design my own pills, I love pillows, I never said I was a pill designer, but I love them, that's the best I can do, is I love my pillow, like the woman that I am. She was, she was fucking ridiculous, and she needs to stop acting like being a housewife and sitting around and doing nothing while your husband goes out and earns the money, is like the smartest choice you could ever make in your, oh, yeah, I love that. I'm a hero, I don't have a job, and I just sit at home and do what my husband tells me to. Well, I, I love that what she says, I set a home, I don't have a job, I have nothing, but guess what? I want more. Oh really, no shit Sherlock, you're sitting on a couch all day, and you want more, congratulations for having a basic level of aspiration. I'm sorry to bust up this party between the two of you, but I actually love that she started to defend herself for the first time, and I actually started to gain a modicum of respect for her because she was not going to let these bitches walk all over her. Well, no, I think she actually handled herself very well over all three reunion episodes. You know, especially remember when she took down Kenya last week or the week before about the Miss, you know, universe pageant, that lady that she referenced or whatever. Yeah, she did her homework. Yeah. Yeah, and I like this. She was like, and I want to learn from y'all because you're my eldest and I want to know if you're not down, like really, what are you going to learn from these bitches? Name one of these bitches that can teach you a thing. Yeah. Well, Phaedra can teach her how to be an entrepreneur. The can teacher how to masturbate and that's teacher to pull out hair Cynthia can teach her how to run a thriving business and how to host a pageant. Oh, man, well, that girl, I think we'll be back the end of the the end of the show, which we can skip back. I'm not trying to end it. But the end of it was Nini saying, well, you know, we still need a new housewife. And Andy said, well, are we going to get rid of one or just bring anyone on? She said, I think one can go and I'll talk about it with you in your office. What the hell? And you know that that's true. She probably wants Phaedra off, you know, because she hates Phaedra right now. No, Candy knows. Well, by the way, I loved also when I don't remember what brought it on, but it was clearly something of the Apollo and Kenya, they're going back and forth. And then it just cuts to Phaedra and goes, and that's why I called you a whore for Phaedra. And he said, so everybody was in a good season. How about for you, Phaedra? No, not really. Not really. Not really. No, not really. Phaedra looked so massively uncomfortable during the entire reading. She was leaning, she was about to roll right off her couch, she just wanted to get right out of there. Yeah. So you had that slanted sour face the whole time. And you know who looked the most uncomfortable was Todd, Candy's boy, who is there for his man, or his woman, or whatever, which I'll fill a grip. You know what though? He was, I felt bad for him because he clearly does not want to be on the show. But that being said, he had the best answers for anything, the entire reunion. You know, when he said, he said something like, "I've got to be there for my woman." And she's like, "Oh, look how smooth he is." I was like, "Yeah, you right, Candy?" She did well. Yeah. They all did pretty well, but that was what was kind of boring about it. There was three hours of no one really losing it. I mean, Kenya was crazy, and Portia was crazy in her own little way, but you know, if Nini's going to just sit up there and pretend that she wrote the Constitution, I don't know what this show has left. Well, I actually was massively entertained by all three episodes, but it's one of those things where it's highly entertaining, and then the show ended, and I could barely remember what had just happened. It was maybe it was because it was over-simulation, or maybe it just was generic craziness. I don't know what it was. I'm not saying we complain that they fight. That's all they do. You know, sometimes it gets old. And I'm not saying that it necessarily has to be fighting, but just something. It's like, on a season where not really much happened, like, hey, you remember that time where I can't even think of an example, like, hey, remember that time you had a beauty pageant and you charged like a thousand people a hundred dollars to walk in a high school gym? Remember that? Let's talk about that. I guess you have to have something happen to three hours of a reunion. Yikes. Yeah. Yeah. So why didn't Andy ask Portia about her saying that there are 265 days in the year? Why did Andy not, they had like a little clip montage of the things. Because Andy never asked the right questions, whether it's on Watch What Happens or it's on the reunions. He never says the right things or asks the right things. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Um, whatever, whatever, whatever, I'm bored with. Let's move on. Yeah. Let's move to marriage and medicine. That was really fun. Yeah. That was really fun. And I love that they started right where we left off with Ray, I don't believe what happened. I home when I saw my lamp falling on the floor, I knew I had to invoice someone via PayPal. If you're going to say invoice, you best invoke the best invoicer around. I'm going to tear it down. When I saw there was a flood, I just thought it was funny. I love interesting people, but I'm going to invoice them later. How fun is that? Oh, oh, yeah. So who sent who a PayPal? Hmm. I was actually confusing. Yeah. Wait, no, I was confused in that point because Mariah claimed that Kerry sent her a PayPal invoice for the broken shit around the pool. But then Kerry said that Mariah went on to PayPal and took $1,200 out of her accounts. I don't know what was going on. But PayPal certainly was getting used quite a bit. You know what? She just went on PayPal and was like, I want to refund. Yeah. I don't know how you could do that. I don't know how to do that either. She went home after causing a fight that broke up the entire party to go home and take your money back on PayPal as pretty. Well, the fact that this was all arranged over PayPal was hilarious too. I don't know why, but it just was. Why are you paying PayPal your money and why are they acting like $1,200 is like enough to buy a mall? No one. No, no wonder why they got a sheet cake because they probably bought it off in Groupon. I have arranged, I have personally put together this entire party over Groupon and I have never been more horrified than when a sheet cake showed up. Absolutely not. I will not have this at Duncan's party. Those plastic plates don't clean themselves. I clean every plastic plate that came off of the Groupon. I took the plastic off of my furniture for this party and for this to happen is unacceptable. So, you guys, where do you think Mariah, do you think she really doesn't get it or she's just playing tough? She doesn't get it. She does not get it and I will tell you why. Look at her fucking scary mother from the previous episode when the fight went down. If she came from that scary, predators, loins, you can just see where the scariness began. Yeah, that woman really does have a vile air about her. I feel bad saying this because we've only seen a little bit of her and it's as she's been portrayed on reality TV but I feel like it's safe for me to say that Mariah's mother is a terrible person. You are in a safe space. Right? Can we say she's a terrible person with a bad weave? Oh, yeah. She's got nothing but darkness in her. She's horrible. She's a rough woman. She's a rough woman with rough values. Well, isn't this a lovely evening? Who said it's lovely? What's that? This ain't a nice party. Why don't you say my daughter was lovely? It's like, whoa. That being said, Toya's no angel in this either because the truth is... Yes, she is. No, she's more of an angel than Mariah, which is shocking because I used to hate Toya but now I like her a little bit more. But the truth is that when the mom was saying like, "Why can't you say that my daughter's house is nice?" Toya was like, "I'm not going to say something that was already said. I'm not going to say it. It's already been said." Why don't you just like say, "No, Mariah's house was nice too. Why can't you say..." Because why should you have to cave into a scary monster bitch? It's called, if you're going to like, quote unquote, be part of this doctor's wives community, it's like, learn to be a little genteel. And if someone is being tacky, you rise above it and you say, "Oh, yeah, Mariah's house was lovely too." You know, you've been doing so many carry-in personations that you're starting to take on her bullshit. Doing carry-in personations is a private struggle that I've had for 20 years. I don't appreciate you making light of my carry-in personations struggles, or I had to go to a clinic to learn how to do a carry-in personation. And I'm not even sure if I'm doing it correctly, because I'm not even sure that carry-in accent is real in the first place. I wish that you would do carry-brad shots instead. I can't help but wonder what that would be like. I can't help but wonder what that would be like. Can't help but wonder what that would be like. I can't help but wonder what that would be like. I couldn't help but wonder what that would be like. I couldn't help but wonder what that would be like. I couldn't help but wondering, were these bitches fighting over my... I don't know. I can't. I just think I'll come back. Mine the no-low blondes. I couldn't help. Were the bitches ruling the party or had the party ruined the bitches? Perfect. Thank you. I recovered. I recovered. So La Toya... I mean, Toya. Okay. Didn't Toya throw a glass at that bitch's head before they started fighting? No. Her hair got twirled. It was Aussie... I've seen this fight a few times now. It's kind of hard to see who cast the first stone in terms of physicality because it started off in this weird, as Matcha said, this weird haired twirling place. Like one, I think Mariah twirled the hair but then Toya twirled the hair back and then the search got to a shoving. It wasn't like it went from zero and then someone punched. It was an escalation of strange gestures. She came up to Mariah and she started twirling. She started playing with her hair, like lifting her weave and putting it back down. I'm going to test again over and over again. It was some aggressive weave. Who's under there? Who's under your weave? And she was like, "Why is your mama... we need to talk. Why is your mama coming up to me?" Well, it wasn't mama saying those things. And then Mariah started flipping her weave back at her. So they were both flipping each other's hair. And then... That's what Matt and I always do. Then Toya threw a drink at Mariah and Mariah hit her in the face with the purse. Wait a minute. There was a before the drink Mariah did take a swing. For all of that though, we have to talk about the fact that you cannot deny that Mariah showed up to this party four hours late drunk as a fucking skunk out of the back of that limousine. And when she thought that Toya was, you know, Toya I think wanted to say like, "Yeah, your mama's being rude to me." Mariah took it as, "You're fighting with my mom and now I'm going to beat your ass up." Of course. And to get to later in the episode when the doctor Simone and Dr. Jackie aka the two smart women decided to sort of like sit Toya down, they were sort of like, "You realize that was not the time to do that." You know, and you didn't have to, you know, Toya kept on saying, "Well, you know, if someone swings at me, I got to swing back. Like, that's just what I'm going to do. I'm sorry. If we were at a party at the Abbey and your mom came up to me, Ben, and was being rude by saying that I didn't compliment your condo down the block. And she got up in my grill and then I bumped into you at the Abbey. I would, you know, address it with you. And then if you tried to flip my hair, then I would throw a drink on you and then you could hit me with your wallet. Well, I wouldn't have to flip your hair because you use that wonderful shading system that you advertise the top of the podcast. But on top of that, no. The point is this no sense. Didn't you, didn't, wasn't there a shaving ad? Didn't we do a shaving ad? I don't shave my head. Well, fine. I'm not going to, I'm not going to pursue this line of questioning any further. Oh, it's a shame. I want to learn one more. Listen, I'm, I'm twirling your weave right now. No, what I'm, what I'm, what I'm trying to say is that... Somebody please make us a graphic that says, "I am twirling your weave right now." Honestly, what I'm trying to say is that, uh, Toya kept on saying this thing like, "Well, Mariah, like, push me or whatever, I was self-defense." And I think what Dr. Simone was really trying to get at, but Toya was a little too dumb to realize is that it shouldn't have even been in a position, gotten to the point where they were having this one-on-one. Toya should not have even talked about the mom at that time and place. Talk about it the next day, whatever, like, that was not the proper time for Toya to eat the roach, the subjects. Let's have, let's have, let's have them talk about it over a, a nice ladies game of mahjong. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What the hell are these bitches going to have, like, a nice sit-down chat? Let's go to rolls in my sakana, I'm like, we can talk about that. Besides, besides when Carrie has us sit down at her pool to drink tea because I can't even do her voice, but her mother said something about tea. My, my mother always said that when you have to get things out, you just drink a lot of tea. And I always tell Duncan that I'm going to get taken. I'm going to tell Duncan that I'm going to love tea for his fake heart. And that's why he won't have a heart attack again. Oh, no. She's an anorexic. What a diorexic. That is. I know. Colin Carpenter had a way with food and I followed her for years. She knows. Awake with food. She has the best dieting tips of all time. Um, yeah. So Toya is ghetto and I think Toya threw a drink first. I blame her. But then you had the mom hitting the head. And then my favorite thing about all of this is that the one who came out trying to look all classy was Miss Quad, honey. Oh, Quad. Can I, can I see something controversial? I actually think of Mariah and Toya and Quad. I think Quad actually is the classiest, oddly enough. Quad is class with a Mariah. I'm not going to fight you on that. Yeah. I think, I think Quad is actually. That memory is so bad. I mean, it's so bad. Absolutely. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Oh my God. Quad. No, I do. No. You shouldn't act like that when you're at a party. Oh, really, Quad. Hello. I had like be uninvited and then re-invited. She's ridiculous. I, well, that's all. I think it was probably because I think Carrie only uninvited her because Carrie's, Carrie's ridiculous. Okay. She was starting up at that previous party for sure, but I don't think she was starting up necessarily a getaway. She was starting up in a tacky way and there is a difference. Just because no one got hit. Yeah. Either way. That's the only difference. At this point, that's the only thing separating any of Quad. I like Quad and I like that she has the balls to touch one of those creepy human figures at the museum. You know, that's like muscle, real muscle and bone. I was trying to eat dinner while that scene aired. It was not good. But that being said, when they were sort of like, sort of recapping the fight and Quad's husband was like, he's like, "Well, I think I hear a fight. I think I hear a fight." And they both started to crack up. I started to laugh too. I thought that was such a funny moment with the two of them laughing in their little like interview. Anyone? No? Hello? I'd like to talk to him. I'd like to talk to him like that Finn hit Mike Tyson guy because he just makes me laugh every time. I think I don't think I had a doctor because he's like, "Yeah, baby. I can't wait till we have a baby, baby." Yeah. They all have both. That's like the thing. The thing she says. Are all of the straight with quotes around it, African American men and Atlanta homosexuals, I'm just asking. I would like to know, furthermore, is this like, are they all so uncreative that when they try to make themselves look smart, they all put on bow ties, like from Apollo, who was not a doctor, but he put up a bow tie for the Atlanta reunion, to Quad's husband, to Mariah's husband, like in all the interviews, they had like little bow ties on. I was like, "It's a little on the nose." Yeah. It's like when a girl wears glasses, and they're like, "Oh my God, she's so serious." Absolutely not, absolutely not. My favorite thing actually beyond, because the fighting was pretty much over at this point, but my favorite thing, and I was actually super surprised, but I love the doctors. I love both of them. Yes. Especially Dr. Simone. Dr. Simone in the beginning. Simone is the shit, by the way, playing basketball in the stilettos with Up, I Die. Yeah, and I loved when she was talking about her little, she has this adorable 10-year-old son who, she's asking about like, does he have a girlfriend or whatever, and then she tells us, she's like, "You know, it's okay if he has a girlfriend." She's like, "But I want to know who the little bitch is." I was like, "Oh." She's hilarious, and she's smart, and the only problem is that, oh, right. You know what? Not even a problem. Not even a problem. Why are you guys making me be like so mean tonight, like you're supposed to be the mean ones too? Oh my God, we get enough in. Listen, Matt. It's a horrible night. Matt, we already made fun of a nine-year-old and a five-year-old, so just give it a rest, okay? You're stuck making fun of the doctor. That's yours. You get the doctor. Yeah. You took on Ariana. It looks when I really just don't like the person, and I've just talked about the personality already so much. Yeah. I like to talk about people's looks when I feel like being super shallow and acting like in total asshole. Yeah. But I liked her. I mean, I get -- I like that she kept saying over and over that medicine comes before her family because that's going to be used in so many fights, and I just -- I love it. You know, I love it. She's just so open about it. She's like, "Yeah, I love my family, but, you know, this comes first, so." There you have it. Yeah, I truly enjoy Dr. Simone. I think she is -- she seems very bright, very, very funny, very sharp, and she and Dr. Jackie have the proper perspective on all these ridiculous fights. I mean, you can really see the difference between people who are educated and people who are not, and it really comes to on this show, and also people who like to act like they're educated, aka Carrie, but are still not educated at all. Oh, yeah, Carrie's the girl who, like, learned to read off-bathroom stalls. It's like, like, that was her education, like, in a track stop. Stop it. Show that, Carrie. I never learned how to go to school, so therefore, when I was getting banged in the stall at the truck stop, I took it upon myself to read all the graffiti and all the scrolls on the stall, and I learned many things. I can still remember phone numbers for years. I never learned, if I wanted to have a good time, that I should go to Zachary's house. But I always remember Zachary. I know more people willing to have a good time than any of you combined. I have seen so many toilet stalls that I almost became a plumber. My Irish/British/AustralianHeritage. That is non-distinct. I'm just going to keep on talking if you guys don't interrupt me. Joel, I was cut off. Matt, were you? I'm here, but Ben's audio sounds correct. Oh, my God. My audio cut off. That sucks. I literally said nothing funny. I was just yammering away. Oh, I was saying. I was like, "Where is everyone?" I was saying, "I know more people who are willing to have a good time than any of you combined." Yeah, I heard that. I laughed, and then I started yammering away, and then I started to get lost in my own joke. But then no one was saying anything, so I had to find some way out of it. Oh, my God. We're back. Stupid technology. S with this podcast once again. Listen, it's 1245. We've been drinking. These things happen. Yeah. Well... There was some other really funny things that happened. I just can't remember any of it. Let's see. Toya, she burned Mariah's little dress thing for her kid. Oh, that was not dramatic at all. Let's see, Mariah didn't really-- Mariah was not apologetic whatsoever. I will say this, for as Ghetto as Toya is, and she definitely is Ghetto, I thought that her apology to Carrie was very contrite. And I think she said what you should say during an apology, which is, "How can I make this better?" Wait, what is wrong with you, Ben? The way she's went about that apology was, "I brought up Link Check, just tell me how much to fill in." Well, I thought that was for the damages. I wasn't thinking it was for... I thought that was like... Yeah, she's like, "Here's not gonna be my friend. I will give you as much money as I have." I have came here today to give you a check, and I was gonna let her check to the drug gazar, but then I'd rather put the money towards you and our friendship. Why can none of these people get the proper tensing down? And then Carrie-- I have came here so many times, a limbo proper tensing. Carrie, just guess what she wants is total gravelling, and she's like, "You are a wonderful person, and I forgive you." We are moving forward. We are moving forward. We are moving forward. Dunken. Dunken. We're moving forward. Dunken, we're moving forward. Doyah. She's really become the new spokesperson for Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' Donuts? I'm going to get Donut for Dunkin' and call it a Dunkin' Dunkin' Donuts, and it will be a Dunkin'. Dunkin' while you're Dunkin' you're Dunkin' Donuts. Dunkin' are you Dunkin' you're Donuts? Dunkin'. I'm turning into Dunkin' Donuts. You turned into Arnold Schwarzenegger or something. When Toya looked at me, and her face looked like death, I knew that Dunkin' and I had found a new friend. I will just talk in Carrie Voice for as long as possible. What else happened on this stupid ass? I wish I could remember, so I mean Dr. Simone and Dr. Jackie tried to confront Toya, basically tried to tell her she shouldn't have let it escalate. Then Dr. Jackie tried to talk to Mariah and Dr. Jackie, again, one of the few moments of reason in any reality show who said, "Is it possible that when Toya was talking about your daughter in the barbershop that she actually didn't mean any harm, she thought it was something that she could talk about? Is it possible, the remote chance?" And Mariah was like, "No, I don't think so." But man, I sure love watching them. I'd like that lady who chooses work over her children. I think that's a really good move. I like the other doctor who was making her sister-in-law do all of her meal preparations for her guests. Who was that lady? I don't know, but she looked lovely. Was her husband's sister? Yeah. Is his sister-in-law? Yeah. And then I also- I thought it was a sequel to the Hell? Oh, no. I never saw that movie, so I can't even make that reference. If she heard that, she'd make you a piece of pie, nice, good piece of pie. You would be kicked to the curb. She would burn some bacon for me like she did the other day on the show. You would be kicked to the curb, much like Simone wants to do to her nephew. Yeah, that was funny, she's like, "Look, she done burned my bacon now." By the way, I'd like to say that Dr. Simone's nephew, I think he's adorable. Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds. At Mint Mobile, we like to do the opposite of what Big Wireless does. They charge you a lot. We charge you a little. So naturally, when they announced they'd be raising their prices due to inflation, we decided to deflate our prices due to not hating you. That's right. We're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month. Give it a try at mintmobile.com/switch. $45 up from payment equivalent to $15 per month, new customers on first three month plan only, taxes and fees extra, speeds lower above 40 gigabyte CD-Tails. This episode is brought to you in part by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. 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Do you not remember the being in the podcast where I discussed the drinking Bud Light? Oh, yeah. You need to have another power hour. I don't think it was invited to the last one. You said every... Well, the last one you were not invited to, that was correct because I was merely hosting the, I was, the power hour was here, but it was actually not my power hour. It was... Oh, really? Whose power hour was it? And that's not an excuse not to invite me. Well, I wasn't in control of the list. Yeah, that's bullshit. What was that? Actually, no. Actually, you know what? Actually, you know what? I think you were invited. I think both of you were invited. So never mind. No. I take it. Never not come. Um, no. And wait, this is really fascinating for the listeners listening to our logistics. I will go back in Facebook and I will look to see who was invited, who was non-invited. Either way, I have a huge amount of beer. This was in February, so I have a lot of beer that I'm still working through. Um, well, this has been fascinating. Yeah, it's been real fascinating. You know what sucks? There were like some things I really wanted to talk about with marriage medicine and I never... I just can't remember them because I just have not taken it. Okay, well, I have a few other things. So what do you think of when Mariah showed up at the very, you know, the final five minutes to Jackie's office, and then it cuts to her confession and I'm like, "Mm, here we go. The principal, call me to the office." Yeah, she's right. Because that totally is what it is. I mean, my God. It is. Why does everybody have to answer to her? She's like, "Now, listen here. This is not how ladies act in medicine." I love that it's only in medicine. Like everywhere. It's like a Chinese fortune cookie instead of in bed. You have to end the sentence with "in medicine." You know, when we talked about this show a few weeks ago with Anna David, she brought up this great point, which is like this sort of this antiquated notion. These wives of doctors have to act in a certain way as if they're like the wives of statesmen or, you know, lords down Abbey. I mean, I don't understand what this whole thing is. Like, "Well, if you're going to be a wife, you know, a wife, it's an important role for a doctor." I have never heard of that ever. Maybe because I'm not in the medical community, but am I crazy? No. No. They're fucking ridiculous. The Jackie doesn't even want to hang out with these women. It's like she's being forced to hang out with them to be on this TV show. And so she's just going to lecture everybody the whole time. Well, I think Jackie was sold a classy show and that's not what this is turning out to be. Well, I think eventually she's going to probably get into it with somebody. I just sense it. Like she's going to lose her decorum and finally get into it with somebody. No. I think she's going to leave the show as soon as she can because it's honestly a show about ghetto bitches and she is educated and smart and articulate. So she needs to go. Yeah, but she's obviously desperate for fame. Why else would she work out so much? That's true too. She's so shallow. Yeah, totally. It's not doing, it's not doing us any good. It's weird because she's an actual professional. So she really can't afford to be a crazy hot mess on TV, you know? Like as opposed to like these quote unquote professionals that we see on all the other shows, cookbook authors and whatnot. Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa. Have we reached that point of the night? We're baa, baa, baa. We're not incensed. I'm trying to think about other things. Mariah's like sitting on a blanket with her husband. That was the best part. That was my favorite part when she was like, listen honey. I am sorry, but I'll tell you what, I'm even sorry. I didn't really kick that bitch's ass the way I want it. She is such a mess. And she was, I liked her in the beginning of the season, but now I thought, I liked her and I thought Toya was the most ghetto of them all. But now I actually sort of like Toya a little bit, but not that much. She's still really ghetto. I like Toya. I like her. I like Carrie because Carrie is so ridiculous. I'm liking them all now just because I'm getting to know them, which is the danger of all these shows. They just, everything becomes normal. You get desensitized to terrible personalities. It's like, oh, I know her. I've watched her for three hours, so I know everything about her. I love her. I mean, with stupid Tamara, if she got hit by a car or something, I'd be sad. I just love with marriage medicine. The token five minutes that they throw at some of the doctors' professional lives. So you see Dr. Simone delivering a baby and talk about the joys of medicine and how rewarding it is. And you see her being a professional. And then you cut to the next scene, and it adds back to the same old shit. Carrie talking to Toya, asking for groveling. It's like this year. And then trying, then trying on Lingerie. I'm going to try on some Lingerie. I just think it's such a weird juxtaposition of like these random moments of like some other show, like from like Discovery Network where they talk about the virtues of medicine and being a doctor and go back to the trashy shit. Yeah. And I actually shockingly like the doctor parts and I want to see more of them. And it's not really anything you get together with your friends in gospel about, but it was fun to watch and semi-heartwarming until she said my family too many times. I was like, enough, we get it. You have a working uterus. Don't tell that to the world. Don't tell that to Dr. Jackie. Oh, close, full business. Yeah. Well, maybe not. Where is this season going to go though? I mean, I'm clearly way too invested. The ratings are doing well, but like what is going to happen? I mean, they keep asking in the next few episodes, like Mariah, do you think you can put this bus, you know, behind you and move forward as a classy lady and be, you know, you know, have some manners when you're around Toya, but it's like, no, we know she can't be classy. So who's going to fight? Are Jackie and someone going to get lured into the bullshit even more? It's someone every week, every week it'll just be some random stupid. Well, first of all, I mean, I'm wondering how long this season will be. Do you think it's going to be like 13 episodes or nine episodes? I think ratings are six. No, no, the ratings are so good right now. They are scraping the floor trying to throw together two or three more. I'm not even kidding. But either way, the arc is going to be more like, oh my god, now Mariah and Toya are in the same like pet store. And now Mariah and Toya, are they going to get that? That's what the arc will be because if you think about some of the most successful Real House wide seasons, they've had some sort of a blowout in the first third of the season. And then the rest of the season is sort of like dealing with it and how it impacts all the people. Real House was at Beverly Hills. The first season you had the fight in New York between Camille and Kyle. And the entire rest of the season was the fallout from that. So this season could work. Yeah. Real House was at Beverly Hills. I mean, these women, I mean, they started fighting in the first five seconds to the show. And every week it's been something different. God bless them. This week, yeah. God bless their little working hearts. I mean, they're really tap dancing still, they're trying their best to put on a good show. So, you know, it's worked. Toria and Mariah will probably make up next week and then gang up on Carrie. And then, you know, who knows? I hope the doctors keep it classy just because their whole above it all attitude is the best thing about the show for me. Yeah. You know, Carrie, there was one scene where Carrie was talking with a friend. That was the tea scene that we talked about earlier. So the girl who clearly was cast but is dying to be a friend of? Well, the funny thing was this friend of was entirely too classy for the show. I was like, oh, you poor thing. You will never be seen again. You are providing an example of a smart, sophisticated African American lady. You will not be on reality TV much longer. Bravo. We'll do away with you. Oh, brov, well, we'll see how well this show keeps doing because I think one of the reasons it's been doing so well is because it's after Atlanta. Do you think that it's going to continue? Do you think it's hooked everybody? I think so because the media, the media shit was this fight. And now everyone is totally, totally hooked in. Yeah. So I'm kind of excited to see this marriage one because they've shown the preview so many times. Yeah. So good. Yeah. The first newlyweds thing. Yeah. At first, I thought I'm not going to watch as the most shit. But now that I've seen it a minute, it's like a Katy Perry song. Every time I hear one, I'm like, this fucking piece of shit. And then I hear it three more times. I'm like, that's brilliant. It hit me tight with me. I'll watch it if you guys watch it. Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm going to watch it. I'm so able to love crying and staying with each other because they're afraid they're not going to be able to find anybody else. Well, and one couple is like creepy plastic ballroom dancers. I'm in. Yeah. Yeah. And the gay guy. Hey, more. I'll watch it a few episodes, but there's no guarantees. I'm a little afraid it's going to be a little generic in the realm of LA Shrinks. Oh, don't let me start with it. LA Shrinks. That lady was on with Tamara. And I felt so bad for her because she was so awkward and you've got Tamara screaming and drunk and yelling and like giving Satan science because she's so happy to be evil. And then the shrink from LA Shrinks was just like, I believe in being thankful and grateful every day. That's my best advice to anybody. And so you could hear, you know, when you're in a show or something and there's silence and you can hear the buzzing of the lights. Yeah. Yeah. We like this podcast. Yes. At that point. Yes. Of this podcast. Like when I'm doing my care impersonations. You're what impersonation? Like when I'm doing my care impersonation too long and no one's saying anything. So I just keep talking. No, that's not even you. That's me and Matt, like staring at a wall. I know to staring at a wall. Yeah. Just like, you know, you can't think of something to say. So you're just like, Oh, well, I just think, well, Matt, I'll say something now. Here's a problem when we start podcasting at like 11 o'clock at night and there's alcohol involved. I don't know. I just, there's no guarantees. Yeah. It's never guarantees. Yeah. We go from like, yeah, like that's why the, that's why the first podcast with the last episode was like insane mania and we're just like making all these weird like Lydia, Lydia impersonations of her on a roller coaster. And then this, this half of this podcast has been devoted to us saying, what else maybe we should start with married to medicine next time. You know, I would love that because I actually, I really, really enjoy it. I'm in. I'm in. Well, also one of you guys usually takes notes. I can't. I didn't do it this. I didn't do it this week. I normally do. Like I am the head mistress, like you're the Dr. Jackie, whether you call me the Dr. Jackie or the Mrs. Garrett. I just like I'm the evil taskmaster and sometimes one was Mrs. Garrett, the evil taskmaster. Okay. Fine. On Bev. Oh my God. Is that Chorus Leechman's name? Yes. I just always thought of her Chorus Leechman. Me too. Actually, I never knew what her character's name was. I actually felt bad for Chorus Leechman because I didn't really know who she was at that time. I just knew her from Facts of Life and I hated her for not being Mrs. Garrett. And then I didn't discover to I was an adult what a wonderful human being Chorus Leechman is. I, I liked it. What was the name of their store on that show on when they're close? Edna's Edna's Eddable. No, no, no. That burned down and it became like something merchandise. It was a merchant. What? It was a candy shop. It was something that had a name it was. There was lots of like neon inflatable palm trees. I'm like, I'm looking it up. God, I miss the fucking 80s in 1987 88 was the best time ever. Really? Well, what was the name? Mackenzie, whatever. What was Austin Mackenzie? Mackenzie Austin? What was it? Mackenzie, what? Andy. He played Andy. Yeah. I'm looking it up. I hated in the 80s how you had to like tighten your pant cuffs and roll them up because I'm not going to eat. And that's like the worst look. But if you didn't do it, everyone's like, why isn't he tightening his pant cuffs and rolling it? It's called, it's called pegging your jeans. Hello. By the way, jeans, the, the, okay, by the way, the gift shop. It was a gift shop. It was a clue. Don't just, don't just release the crack and give me a clue. Okay. Um, I don't know how to give a clue about this. I just have to tell you what the gift shop was that a gift shop or was it a candy shop? It was a gift shop that the girls ran together and it was called, you guys want to know it was called a letter, just tell me the letter it starts with. Oh, I don't know. Well, how do you get the whole answer, but you don't know the first letter. Yeah. The gift shop was called over our heads. Oh, no, it's terrible as you know, but that's worse. That's worse than cousin Jerry. Um, I also remember the episode when, um, Natalie had sex with Snake. Was it? Snake, her boyfriend, she lost. It was her virginity. And before the episode aired, there was like a special, special message that was like the contents of this episode are like adult in nature and parental guidance is suggested. And it was that like she had sex with Snake. Very special episode. I was like, oh, that's, that's cute. That's the best episode where, um, they came back from a horror movie. And I want to say Joe was having terrible nightmares. Yes. That was scary. Everybody was getting murdered and like George Clooney was in that episode and he was like hanging up in the clock and play like a doll. Yeah. Like her hair got big, her hair got huge, right? And Natalie died because she got strangled by a pair of fuzzy dice. It was so stupid that I was terrified when I was seven. I was so scared of that episode. Do you remember that? Were you scared when you were 24? Oh, my. I remember quiet every year. I'm like, do you remember? Yeah, I hang out with the robot from, uh, small wonder. Vicki, you and Vicki come over in the window and Eddie McClure. Wait, I would surprise if Eddie McClure lives in one of our buildings. She probably does. She's my landlady actually. This is pool with my landlady. No. Do you remember the facts of life episode when, um, they are like in Santa Monica or something and they leave the hot tub on the second floor on and then they walk into the, they walk in and the ceiling collapses and it's like to be continued. And I was like, Oh, my God, the ceiling came in. How are they going to get out of this mess? Oh my God. 90s. I mean, 80s TV hot tub, hot tub over on is a struggle that I have dealt with ever since I was a child. It's a private struggle, but it is something I have dealt with. Okay, Eric, I'll give you a check. Just forgive me. How much you want? I would prefer if you pay pout it. I am going to, I am going to invoice you for, for the cost of facts of life seasons one through four that I have purchased on DVDs that you've destroyed in the party. And she would like some travelers checks facts of life seasons one through four were a gift to Duncan, it is his favorite show game. So have we, I think we've reached great, I think we've reached the natural end, considering we've actually moved on to an entirely different show from several decades ago. Watch what crappins and the facts of life. Watch what's of life. Well, you know, a lot of our users do want us to talk about other shows. You know what you got? Anyway, you guys should both come on to banter with Ben and Lisa if you guys want to come on that. I would love a formal invitation written and sent to me in the middle with an extra stamp on it. I'm sending a formal invitation. If you guys both would like to come on to the show this week on the third, we tape on Thursdays. What time? Um, we're flexible. We can do it. Usually the afternoon, the topics are pretty much anything. It's a very open format. Last week we talked about Tyler Perry's temptation. Did you guys go see it without me? I saw it less. Oh, I'm sorry, Matt. I saw it last Wednesday. Oh, I would go. I don't have tennis league on Wednesday nights anymore. I would love to go. I'm so sorry because I'm sorry you didn't get to go because Tyler Perry's temptation was the laugh out loud comedy of the year. I am going to nominate it for all of the Razzie Awards when I get my balance. When it comes out on video, I'm going to have a temptation viewing party because it was so awful, so, so bad, but perfectly bad. Can we spoil it? Well, the end for Ronnie because I read all about it. How dare you, sir. Yes. Well, I'm going to say this though. I had no idea about the big twist when I saw it, so, and neither did anyone I was watching it with. So when that twist came, it was real left out loud. Just tell Ronnie the twist. It's hilarious. Wait, are we allowed to do that? What if people haven't seen temptation? Turn off. Okay. If they haven't seen it, if they haven't seen it yet, that's. You have five seconds to turn off the podcast before I spoil temptation. Okay. Well, we're only going to talk about it for 20 seconds, so turn it off now. Okay. Okay. The big twist that made us all laugh was that it turns out that they all have HIV. Are you kidding me? Well, what happens is the hot guy, the social media guy, turns out he has HIV and he gave it to Brandi, but he also gave it to Journey Smollett and basically, at the end of the movie, because she cheated, she winds up alone, miserable, and with HIV. And dying with HIV, and the only person who didn't get it is her, like, the good guy. Her virtue is husband. And that she cheated on. That she should have stayed with anyway, because he's super hot. But this also kind of did happen in four colored girls, another Tyler Perry movie, because Janet Jackson had an undercover brother, husband, who slept around and got HIV, and then I think he gave it to her too. So like Tyler Perry, what are you trying to say, boo? I actually heard about that. And it's actually, as much as I'm saying, it's a really funny thing. It's actually really fucked up. The messages that this movie sends, please don't watch Temptation and try to take anything away from it, because it's terrible. Do not give Tyler Perry any money. Okay, which is, we talked about this exhaustively on banter with Ben and Lisa. You guys can all go and download that podcast and listen to that. But in the meantime, I say we wrap this one up. Oh my God, it's after one o'clock. I have to go watch more Bravo. Yeah, I dropped the mic an hour ago. Yeah. All right. Well, everyone, thanks for listening. Matt is at life on the M list. Ronnie is at TV guys, and I'm at B side blog. This is all on Twitter, of course. You can follow this show on Twitter at what crap ends, but more importantly, follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com forward slash watch what crap ends. Lots and lots and lots of funny stuff on there. We are not joking. This is serious. We are serious. And people, even if you are listening and streaming this on Stitcher, it would really benefit us if you would also download it as a podcast from iTunes. New episodes will go live tomorrow, being Wednesday. If you are listening to this now on Stitcher, go download it and leave us comments. There was only two new comments left left on the page last week, and it really hurts my heart deeply. And if you're not listening to it on Stitcher, you should listen to it on Stitcher's that way we can get a higher ranking. Really like number 44 should really be listening to it on Stitcher while you're downloading it on on your iPod. And then you can listen to it a second time on the drive home and the traffic and then putting money in our PayPal accounts just be nice. Yeah. Stream it on Stitcher and put it on in our house. And I remember her to remember your code word is bravo for... Oh my God. There are various berries and shaved, okay? The lady from Sherry's Berries called Ronnie a pig. It was hilarious. I don't know why she did that. She didn't mean to. What I was saying is that Roddy had the extra berries and she thought I said Ronnie and then she called him a pig on the conference call. Yeah. Yeah, we said something like yeah, Roddy keeps eating ours instead of sending them to us and she's like, yeah, Ronnie's a pig. But we're still showing. We're still showing because... Hey, we're on a conference call with that other guy who was like a strange straight and who was like, what the fuck with these three queens and their berries. I haven't, honestly, our conference call with Sherry's Berries was, that was a strange moment in my life. That was a really funny one. And Matt... That took an episode 72. What? You really have corporate meeting and mentality. Yes, you're great. Say something in a meeting so that people know that you're paying attention. That makes me crazy in meetings. And sure enough, I'm like, okay, I'm ready for this shit to be over. We're all texting back and forth that we just want this to be. And then Matt's like, well, so let me get this straight. You're going to send us a copy and an email of exactly what you'd like because we'd love that you've given us this opportunity. And she's like, I would love to just make sure that pig Ronnie reads it properly. Make sure Ronnie doesn't eat the copy. I put my skill set to use Sherry's. I thought Matt was great because no one else wants to say anything and Matt chimed in perfectly. And I hope they don't pull the ads. I was wearing a headset, you know, like the time life lady because that's what I wear when I'm at work and I'm on those corporate calls. And I was just like, I flipped open my book to page 36 and I read the script and I just inserted Sherry's berries in the blank. Listen, listen, I hope that listen, we'd like Sherry's berries and we're happy to advertise and you guys should all when you guys go to berries.com enter and watch that way we get credit because if you just go to berries, I come and buy this by your strawberries without saying watch. We don't get credit. But give us the credit, otherwise this will be all for now or advertiser or advertiser. Actually when I got off that call, my co-workers says to me, it was like, number one, what the fuck was that? And number two, she goes, was that for Sherry's berries? I ordered them for my mom for Christmas that she loves them. No, they're supposed to be great. They're great. I mean, like we're joking about, we had a sales rep who was just like crazy. They are go-getters. I'm telling you. They're like, okay, we need to have a conference call. Okay, guys, here's what Sherry's berries, they're berries and they're from a company called Sherry's and basically they take their berries and they cover them in chocolate. You guys, they're amazing and you know they're amazing. And our competitors, I tried our competitors and they suck, but you know what, don't mention that. Don't mention that. We only want to talk about the good things. Well, and then I said, yeah, we're very familiar with this. They have been running ads all on Blogo and Bravo for the past few months. And then she went back into the spiel like I had not just said, you know what the fuck you're talking about. I know. I was like, am I supposed to buy some Sherry's berries? Would you shut up? She's like, well, you know how wonderful they are because you sell them. They are a product that you guys are familiar with because we sent them to you. Right guys. You've all had them. We have not received a single. I have not received a berry. I have not received. No, no, no. They had wait to be fair though, very drizzled and white chocolate to be fair that they have sent them, but they sent them to the side show network. So we haven't received them yet. That's okay. I'm totally fine with that. And I'm happy to have them as advertisers. But those are some crazy conversations. Yeah, that was just a corporate disaster. Okay. By the way, this all is staying in the podcast. Do not cut any of the past. I think so. I think it's hilarious. No, they're cool. Actually, I will say this. They are cool. And Sherry's berries are cool. They're down with it. They like the stuff. We've given them so much air time now. Yeah. We've said Sherry's berries. For a time that berry to medicine. More than the shaving one. What was the shaving one again? Well, at least the Sherry's berries. Dollar shave club? Real. It wasn't fake. That was those were some real characters. So you like the berries? We know you like them guys. We know we can tell how much she was forcing me to like the berries. You know, I actually felt bad for her because, you know, she's had to do this spiel about 10 different times over the course of that day. So she has this like perky thing. Yes. And you know, she wants when she gets to that phone call, she's like someone to get me a fucking cigarette. I had no kidding. And then she's got to deal with the ass and I'm not talking about Matt, but the other guy who was on the phone was like, well, I'd just like to take this time to say thank you so much for advertising that guy. Who was that guy? I don't know. But I thought he was on her team and then I realized he was another blog. I was like, you've got to be kidding. Well, there were two of them plus him, right? What? Yeah. Like two corporate people, and then there was a kiss ass who just kept any time there was a low on the conversation, he'd be like, well, let me take this opportunity to say, I love Sherry's fair. I appreciate getting to advertise for you guys. Look, what the hell are you accepting an Oscar? Shut the fuck up. Oh my God. That was such an amazing conference calls. Everyone, if you guys want to hear more of these stories of our corporate conference calls, go to buries.com and please put in the code word, watch. Don't put in anything else you have to put in the code word, otherwise we don't get credit. If we get, if we sell a lot of these berries, then we get to be wealthy. Is anybody else sad though about me not being the voice of that gay sex toy website because that was hilarious? Well, now you're the voice of Dollar Shave Club. Yeah. Oh, I am. Pretty much. Pretty much. Thanks. Same, same, same areas of the body. Yeah, exactly. More or less. Okay. They were like, this copy was all about like, don't you hate those rusty razors? And I'm like, trust. I hate a rusty razor when you're manscaping. You don't want a rusty razor up there. That's what they wanted. Because they wanted you to talk right there. That's being real right there where you're like, Hey, Ronnie, you know what sex? Having stubble on your ball. You know what sucks, slicing your penis open of the rusty razor. Well, yeah, because then you have one. Do you have guys, one of those sticks when you shave, like if you nick yourself and it's like a called a septic stick? Oh, no. But I remember it's like a big, salty stick and it's like white and then it like seals the blood. Yeah. I don't have one, but I know about those. What is wrong with you, Matt? What is wrong with you? Are you like using a machete on yourself? I take my shaving very seriously. Yeah. How did they shave their balls before they had razors? I don't think they shaved their balls. They didn't. You ever see porn from the 70s? Oh my God. I thought President Bush was an office. If that's what banter with Ben and Lisa is like, count me the fuck out. It is. Love you. Exo. Exo. I feel like we just had a sample of banter with Ben and Lisa without Lisa because we've been talking for 10 minutes about nothing. But pertaining to bravo, whatsoever. Everybody quit right now, right? No, it's still. Is anybody still listening? Do you know the only person listening right now is Tammy? I think once they heard us, I'll drop the mic in 10 minutes into the second podcast. They're like, okay. Time to finish. Who do you think is listening right now? I would say Michael Cook. Eddie McGee. No, only because. Eddie McGee. Only if they have it playing while they're trying to sleep. I think Nicole Johan. Nicole is definitely, Tammy is definitely listening. You said Michael Cook, right? Michael Cook, for sure. I think I think our two friends, Jose and Abigail, whatever, the ones who took pictures with Andy, they're listening. Jesus. Jesus. Who secretly is the cutest thing on that? He is the cutest thing ever. He's he's a durable young man. He's like, is he over 18? I don't know. If he is, it doesn't matter because I've already got my eyes on Dr. Simone's nephew. As you remember. Gross. You're such a purr. He's he's got like a whole beard. People can grow beards when they're like five or fifteen. No kidding. It's because of all the hormones and milk. He's in college when he gave people. He is in college or it wasn't college. Either way, he's he's legal. He dropped out of college to be a friend of the house or the friend of the married to medicine folk. You know what I think is also listening? I think Taylor Hocken and was and and Jutes Jutes Holtzman. I think by the way, if I were straight, she would be my wife. I'm not even kidding you. Yeah. I love her. I love her. I bet honeybunny is listening. AKA D Johnson. No. No. You don't think. I think they'll quit. Let's talk. Lauren is. Lauren is listening. Lauren Manzo. You guys, this is like when your teenagers and you're talking on the phone, like I, it's like we're doing a three-way call, it's like a three-way call in 1994 and we're all painting our nails right now, like laying on a bear skin rug, talking on a lips phone. Dude, you know what's sad? What are you watching? I'll watch it too. I feel like OMG, you know how this is listening, Aqua Blue Princess, I'm also obsessed with her. She's one of our favs. Oh God, the worst part is that people are going to like this but the most. They're going to be like, "Can you please stop talking about Bravo and start talking about this?" Well, another hour was like, "What happened? What? What are we talking about?" They just suck. I hate these shows. You guys, I have social studies tomorrow. OMG, I forgot to mention Yummy Wasabi. I started following her. Oh, I love her. Okay. So I'm obsessed with her too. So I started following her on Instagram and she wrote me like this note about like you just made my life and I'm like, "I am a stupid popcaster," but sure, I'm glad I made your life. No, I like her Instagram feed. Everyone follow Yummy Wasabi on Instagram. Yummy Wasabi is kind of awesome. I'm not going to lie. Christine, what up? Okay. Let's listen. And that Jesus, Robert Garza, what's up, Boo? And he's cute. He's cute. And he's like all sweaty in his recent photos. Yeah, I saw that. That was like, that was strange. That was a strange choice. He likes to do, he likes tanning bed, not going to lie. He likes to close photos of himself getting out of a tanning bed all moist. Yeah, this one was, this one was, it was a provocative image. He is our pal that went to see Andy, I want to say in Chicago, and then told Andy that he better listen to our podcast, which makes him the best listener ever. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to find him now on the old Twitter. He's there. He's there. Don't worry. Don't worry. He will make his presence known, especially now. Oh, damn. He has way more followers than me. That is inappropriate. How many followers does he have? 716. What? He's bigger than I am too. How many followers do you have on there? I don't know. I've got like 5,200 or something. Wow. That's really good. No, on Twitter. I'm talking about Instagram. Oh, well, that's the thing, if you, if you take pictures of yourself, especially if they're shirtless, you're going to get like 1,000 followers right there. Oh, well, then I should have lost this tank top before I posted the recent selfie. Oh, on that note, why don't we wrap this one up so mad? I love that my body makes you ill. It does. No, you look really good. I haven't seen Tyler Perry's temptation. You're tempting me, Matt. And you're going to give me HIV as a result. That's how this podcast ended. We just all die. Who is the one? Ronnie, were you the one that posted something on the Facebook page this week that was like something that was like there was sexual tension between me and Ben? Who posted that on Facebook? No, one of the listeners did. They said something about the sexual tension and I said, yeah, they should just bone already. Like I commented on it, but I didn't start it. Yeah, I think you also hit the like button. I didn't even see that. Yeah, because my body makes you ill. Sexual tension is out of control. That's so like a love letter and a gay couple. I'm sending you some fashion. You're disgusting. Ew, that's good, man. Matt, I'm going to send you some Shari's berries to profess my love to you. You just want to get, you just want to fatten me up so I can repulse you more. I saw Matt the other day at Target. It was so weird seeing you in real life. That was kind of weird, wasn't it? Kind of. And were you wearing sunglasses? Yes. You were right. Is it weird that I wear them inside? Yes. Wait, were you wearing sunglasses inside, Target? It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and I will say this. Who do you think you are? Fade done away? Look, Ben, they are prescription and I didn't have my real prescription. Okay. That's what I was going to say because I was thinking, well, maybe he's wearing those glasses that when it's really bright, they get darker. No, I don't have creepy glasses that tend. So those are fucking Ray bands, but they are prescription and I didn't have my regular glasses. Well, so weird about it is when I saw you, I had you did, you did like a triple take. I thought you were like, who am I talking to? I didn't recognize you at first. Yeah. So, well, you know, once we were talking, I did, but you know, it was just out of context. I wasn't expecting to see you in real life, but then I felt really bad at home. And then later at night, I was like, was he wearing sunglasses? I didn't even notice it at the time. It wasn't until later. I was like, is my memory fucking with me? When you walked away, I felt bad because I did this unintentionally, but you were buying a fan because it was hot and I looked at that. And then I looked at everything else in your cart and I was judging you on based on what I want to know. You totally sized my cart out. Right. Like instead of like normally, like I would look somebody like up and down, but then I like totally scanned your cart. Like, what is he buying? He did. And I walked away and I was like, that is so mad. You probably knew how much that shit cost me to get out of there, too. Oh my God, 39 55. Did you have the training check out, lady? No, you know what? I did see her again. There are two of them. There are two trainees. And by the way, people who are listening from elsewhere, there are trainee check out ladies at our target. Yeah. But they're really nice. One though has scary. Why wouldn't they be? It's like a rescue center. Have you watched drag race? Okay. But one of them has scary jagged fingernails and I don't like a jagged fingernail. You know, Matt, by the way, I was catching up on my Mad Men from the season. I watched the first episode. And there appears to be a new character who looks just like you. What on Mad Men now? On Mad Men now, he's like one of the new like copywriters at Don Draper's agency. He works with...I forget their characters names, like the Jewish guy in the office. Super nice guy. Did you just say that I look Jewish? No. I said you look like the guy who works with the Jewish guy. I'll bring up a...I'll take a picture. But it's okay. It's Mad Men. It's okay. It's very prestigious. Yeah. I'm kind of nervous right now. You're going to go to the end. You know what? Forget I brought it up. I feel like I'm going to make you mad. Has he only been in this season? Yeah. I've only watched the first episode of the season, so I don't know about the series. So is he the guy who's waiting in the waiting room and like sending a funeral? No. No, no. That's the guy from Happy Endings. No. This guy, he's like a little side character. Oh. Just like I am on this fucking podcast. And he's not the guy last year, the young guy who lives with his dad. Right, right. No. This guy is now working with that guy. Oh, I think that Matt kind of looks like that guy. The Jewish guy? I don't know. I don't know. I don't see it. I don't. I don't know what the character's name is, so it's making me a little crazy. For the record, for everyone listening at home, I've tried to end this podcast about five times already. Is it Ken? Is it Ken Cosgrove or Pete Campbell or Harry Crane? Listen, no offense, but you are not Ken Cosgrove. Ken Cosgrove is like tall and blonde. I'm not James Walk from Happy Endings. I'm not John Slattery and I'm definitely not Elizabeth Moss. I'm Pat. You know what? It's Elizabeth Moss. It's good. I am the Elizabeth Moss of this podcast. No, I'm Betty. Betty, I love bitchy Betty now. Yeah, I'm like Betty now, not the Grace Kelly Betty, but like the one who's like coming on him. Guys, guys, I really like that we're talking about this because it shows that we watch Classy TV also. Yeah, you guys, you see we're smart. High art and low art. There is no room for the anything in between. No. What do you guys think of the new Facebook? Hey, did it. The new Facebook? What's the difference? Would you tell me because everybody's on Facebook like, oh my God, the new Facebook. Oh my God. It looks the same to me. By the way, actually, I do want to apologize, well, I don't have to apologize, but for the people who come to our page and leave comments, Facebook has this annoying thing now. On pages where they try to prioritize comments. So if a comment has a bunch of likes, or they think it's a relevant comment, it goes to the top of the list. So if you write a new comment, that's true. I hate that. It's so annoying because you can't see the latest, you have to like go and dig through and to look at like, it goes from this one's from three hours ago. This one's from 45 minutes ago. This one's from two days ago drives me nuts. We don't know how to fix it. I'm sorry. Oh, so that's maybe that's what people are talking about. It doesn't look that different to me, but now I see what you're talking about, and that's not cool. Yeah, it's a really, really gnawing feature. Like you can't just see what you can't see what the newest comments are since you last logged in. You have to like, look through and read through all the comments over and over and over again and try to remember which ones are new. Fuck, this dude Ken Cosgrove on Mad Men is hot. He's the tall blonde when he's cute, man. He's like eating he's like eating a bowl of matzo ball soup. It's like he's all cracker. He's like filled with the core with cracker. Do you think that I look like Harry Crane from? No, I'm telling you, Harry Crane's an established character. I will find the character. I will put it on our Facebook page and you can all write your comments out of order. Facebook page. All right, I got to find it now then. I got to, he doesn't even have a name this character. Um, so I'm not famous. I can't. No, you're not. You're not mad men week to week. I have to save that shit up and watch it. It's not Ted. It's not Ted. Chao. Chao. No, not him. I'm telling Matt. I don't know what his character is. I got to. He doesn't even have a name this character. Um, so I'm not famous. I can't. No, you're not mad men week to week. I have to save that shit up and watch it. It's not Ted. Not Ted. Chao. Chao. Chao. No, not him. I'm telling Matt. I don't know what his character's name is. He's had like three lines. All right. I'm, I'm pulling the plug on this podcast. This is terrible. We're now browsing the internet and comparing notes. I know. 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