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Welcome to Watch what Crap is a podcast dedicated to all that crap we love to watch on Bravo. My name is Matt Whitfield from Yahoo and joining me as always are Ben Mandelker from Beside Blog and Ronny Karam from TVgasm, say hello, berries, hawkers. I'm not sure if you're buying chocolate dipped strawberries for your mother or now, it's a little too early because I don't think those strawberries will be holding up come Mother's Day. We can drop it now, we cut that, there's music that's been played, that shit's over. Back to our podcast, it's called Watch what Crap is, you can follow us on Twitter at what Crap is and definitely get involved with us on the Facebook page, Ben has been posting like a madman this past week and we're obviously at facebook.com/watch what Crap is, you can follow Ben on Twitter at Beside Blog, you can find Ronny on Twitter at TVgasm, you can find me at Twitter at life on the Mlist and don't forget to stock us on Instagram as well because we sometimes forget that we're sharing our personal lives out there and you guys are spying on us, but it's kind of fun and in a gross way. I want to share something personal right now, I am drinking a margarita, I am going to share something else, I am not wearing pants and I am drinking a light beer, in a koozie. Ooh, wow, that's so like Havasu real hot, size of Orange County's chic. You know whenever I try and say koozie, people say oh you mean a koozie, I think they stopped calling them koozie because of what koo's turned into, well that turned into vagina talk. As a homosexual man, I will forever call it a koozie and the one that I am using right now, in addition to saying spoiled rotten on one side, says it's not easy being a princess on the other side. Please tell me what that's not what you have in your house. It's in my hand, not my ass. Did you say my ass or my house? Why do I get the sense that if Matt were not podcasting right now, he'd be listening to pontoon, listening to some. Okay, look, I like country music, don't mess around. Hey, I got that mp3, I like it too, Ronnie, what are you drinking? Yeah, Ronnie, what are you drinking? I'm drinking some red wine, some four dollar Kahuna wine from fresh and easy, fresh and easy, fresh and easy, darling. And I thought I was the white trash person on this podcast. Well, I keep buying bottles of wine to give people his gifts and I've given them all away, so apparently I'm a big giver. All I have is this four dollar bottle of Kahuna. For all of you guys listening out there, all of our dedicated fans, thank you for tuning in, just fair warning in advance as if the Sherry's Berry's ad didn't, you know, terrify you a little bit earlier. We're taping later than normal, and alcohol is definitely involved. Yeah. Whatever, don't blame the alcohol on me. Blame Sherry's berries. Blame Sherry's. Yeah, we have to go on a conference call. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, let's start the podcast. Okay, so we watched all the housewives shows this week and married to maids, and then we have some Kim, some Kim watching. So who watched the Kim show? I watched it. I did too. I love Kim. I'm the only person here who likes Kim. Hate her. So I watched the two episodes last week, and they were okay, nothing great. And then I watched tonight's episode, which I don't think you guys have seen, but I would rather sit through 30 minutes of Sherry's berries commercials, then watch that episode again. That took 30 minutes of my life. It was horrific, and I remembered why I hate this show and why I will not be watching any more Tardy for the party. I would rather have my eyelashes stapled to my forehead, and forced to sit in front of e-entertainments. What would Ryan Lockty do? The best new show ever. For five days in a row. Before I watched stupid Kim and her trashy ass show. I would rather curl myself off my balcony and land in a vat of razor blades, and then have to listen to Asa sing songs about Tehran, then watch that show again. I would rather watch Kim's show, then watch The Candy Factory. Okay, now I watch The Candy Factory. Okay, you win, you win, you win, Uncle. So I watched The Candy Factory tonight, which featured a gay rapper and a former Mormon kid wanting to be some sort of glam alternative rocker. Okay, they are scraping the bottom of the barrel. I feel so bad because you know what? I love Candy, and it's actually really fun to see her working, but man, this is the crap that they give her. I mean, give her some like talented singers. Excuse me. Who cares about this? Wouldn't you rather actually watch her podcast talk show about sex? Oh, I've seen it. Oh, I would rather watch that on Bravo. See, now, I speak to Riley about it. And Riley's all, mama, oh, you gotta do a podcast instead of a candy factory. Riley. Nothing makes sense. You know what? Margaritas don't help Candy's accent. I never said I never had to get at this point, my candy person nation has become an impersonation of my impersonation. I never had it. I never got my candy person nation. It's just become a big girl. Hey Riley, why are you watching American Idol? I don't want to make it to the bottom. Take off camera. Right. Watch watch the candy factory. Riley. You have to add the wow. You'll see. Oh, see. See, Riley, she don't, she likes American Idol. So Riley watches that. So I have not watched this candy factory, but I watched the pilot that they did last year of candy factory. And it was like, it was terrified. You know, Nini last year when she said, well, the Twitter people came to her party, which means like, you just put on Twitter that you're having a party and every fan shows up. That's what the candy factory pilot was like. It's like, she just picked three terrified people off of Twitter and was like, come on dancing. Well, in some ways, she is less, what do you call it, discerning than the bail than the Bailey agency. Now, don't say things you can't take that. Now, here's the thing. I'm showing your ass and your what she call it. Yo, your vagina crack. What was she calling it? Your cage crack. Your kegel holders. Why would you come to an audition for a beauty school showing off your kooky crack? Now, the thing is that I sort of understand why they have these random people who can't sing because candy obviously worked magic with Kim. And I think there's sort of this element that's like, well, look, she turned Kim into someone who had a song that was on iTunes. So let's see what she does with these random people across America. The ring doesn't mean a thing. Oh, we're random people that have shit on iTunes and we're doing a hell of a lot better than Kim's OCX song. Are we? That's, well, that's. I think we are. That would be amazing. Because her songs been pulled and we're still on iTunes. Maybe candy can auto tune in our entire podcast. It'll be like an opera. If candy would auto tune you doing candy and Ronnie doing Mama Joyce, that would be the highlight of my life. So what happened? Did Mama Joyce die during filming and they just didn't want it to depress the whole season like Russell? Because Mama Joyce is like, well, I think we saw her in the first episode and then bitch left. Where'd she go? She's busy standing in line for a new Joyce to wick. I think she's probably hanging out with a ridiculous. Oh, wow. So I remember the days when she used to have a nice little old lady perm. Those were the days. I know fame fame turns everyone into assholes even her and a cheap cheat a print blouse from tags. Okay, so candy factory still stupid. So what happens? Do they do they continue for the whole season competing or was this just a one competition? It's a one off. It's a one off thing. You know, the show isn't the worst, but it's not the best. But the thing is that it just doesn't it's a glowing review. It doesn't they don't put that on the cover of variety. Not the worst but not the best. Watch more crap. The problem is that it's just not a show that matches Bravo. It really it should be on like age one. It doesn't it's this is not Bravo territory. Okay, well, I liked platinum hit. I love nothing to do with anything. But people saying on that too. And I really liked it. Bring it back. That was much better. That was much. You know, the problem with that was that Cara de LaGuardia or whatever. Just get rid of that dumb ass. Um, the problem was Jules Snaggletooth. Who? Oh, Jules. I like Jules. She was nice. Didn't she live in a truck by the beach with her mom and by the river, but you know, a truck by the beach, a van by the river, whatever in Alaska. All those famous Alaskan beaches. Yeah, that was rough. You got to hand it to her. Look at her on a TV show. Look at her. She's she's come full circle. She's back. She's back in the truck by the lake. She put all her money in platinum hit. Now she's back in a van in the Alaskan wilderness. Okay, so other than that, there was the Kim Zolsyak show. Okay, tell me what happened on this show. Well, on the latest episode, Kim decided that she was going to plan her anniversary with Croix. So she sort of like reenacted her wedding kind of in the same venue where she met Croix, that big empty venue. We had to watch that bitch get married again. I know it basically was like a half an hour, which was about 29 minutes too long of watching her have like fake, um, like, like crises, you know, like, like, oh my God, like, what am I going to do? This venue is too big. And there's only a week left to plan this thing. And oh my God, I don't know if this is all going to work out at all. That is every single episode, except you were, you didn't have a mouthful of tater skins from Chick-fil-A and a big jug of Kool-Aid and a styrofoam cup. Yeah, yeah, that's, no, she was looking so white trash in this one. She actually had her like some sort of like, like a bandana or scarf around her hair. I mean, she really was a little, little, little Brett Michaels. It was no, no, not like that. It was like, she was, it was wrapped up almost like she was like, Lucille Ball or something. I hate to even, oh my gosh. But it was just like pure, but she probably never understood one episode of that show. She's like, Lucy, why'd I call it? I love Lucy. I don't love Lucy. What the fuck they tell? I love Lucy for it. It's like, there's Lucy's there. I don't watch, I don't watch fucking Lucy. I'm like, you're still Zaren Kim's. I'll see. You know what's said, I wasn't even doing it. Like a, I was trying to do a Kim Zilsey act sort of not. I wasn't totally committing to it because I wasn't even going to try. But I like a chicken. You have to cluck, like the chicken lady on that show with the Canadian comedians. Kids in the hall. Kids in the hall. The chicken lady. If I do that, I become Leah. That's Leah. Yeah. Kim, I think is more just like a small, more like she goes. I never done this Kim accent. I can't do it. Look at that ass. I'm still, I was attracted to that ass the first time I saw it and I'm still attracted to that ass. I was actually working on her little stylist's accent. Let me see if I can do it. Her stylist was like, had this, she has this weird way of talking. She's like, well, hey, foul. I'll be there. I don't know. It's very strange. Who? Her like, her like stylist friend. A friend that just buys them clothes from tags. Yeah, pretty much. Was she on last year? Yes, she was. She helped prepare the wedding. Her name is like Q or P or Z or something like that. She's so spicy. Anyway, I watched last week's episode and the thing that, you know, I like Kim even though I shouldn't and I should probably kill myself. But when I'm watching this show, the second episode was all about, oh, well, Kim's mom who she still hasn't been talking to was trying to get visit, grandparent visitation rights to see Ariana and Brielle and Kim, like for the first 10 minutes is going like, I don't want my girls to know. I can't let them know about all this craziness and then halfway through the episode, she sits the girls down. She's like, your grandma wants to see you and grandma's a horrible person and the girl. I mean, it was just, it was completely like scripted and I was starting to zone out. I'm going to be for real. Well, there was, I will say this, it was one of Kim's few redeeming moments is that when she threw a birthday party for poor little Ariana and they like went, what'd they do? They went like bowling or something? They went to Skyzone. Skyzone of course, but the tie in from the from the from the thing, the Bellino, the Bellino household. I was shocked at that Skyzone's official spokesome in Alexis wasn't there to greet them. But I actually thought that was very endearing because on every single one of these house I've heard whenever there's any like hint of a birthday, hint of a celebration. It's like, let's hire 10 camels and five elephants and a magician and let's commission a five story portrait of your face. They were eating pizza and bouncing on trampolines as they should. Ariana had like a face in the pizza pie. You know, it's like, that's the way a little girl should like, that's, that's the way a kid has a birthday party. Good for Kim for doing it. For eating diabetes is the way to go. For Ariana, I'm shocked she didn't get thrown into a pool on her birthday. Oh, like your birthday is always better when you know you're not going to have as many as someone without diabetes. She's so sweet. Ariana is like the one good person to come out of this entire real house. I actually, I actually think Kim is a good mom and I think that her kids are turning out halfway decent. Brielle is not nearly the bit she was three years ago. Yeah, they're actually good kids. Rielle's doing, Rielle's doing great. I mean, she is going to be probably class president of her community college. And Ariana, I mean, I think her, she's going to have a wonderful life as a seamstress. As a seamstress, she's going to definitely be a professional female soccer player or MMA fighter, you know, and you know what I'm getting at. No, I do, but I'm going to say this, Ariana, she's going to be a referee. She's going to be a referee. She'll be playing some softball. But look, Ariana is a softball. She is a sweetheart and she's the only one who seems to be the only selfless soul on these poor other shows. I want Ariana and Danielle Stobbs, younger daughter, to become friends. Remember the younger daughter? What was her name? She sang the song about her sister. Yeah, my sister, I love you so much. Yeah, my sister. And it was always like, look at your older sister, the model, and then you. That's a recurring theme with these Bravo Liberty children. It's like, I'll be manzo and don't be Chris and dump your Lauren, man. And I didn't even bring up dumpster Lauren. You mean, grimace? Wow, I got real caddy right there. I just compared Lauren to grimace for McDonald's. Which she's probably eating right now before she gets up fifth lap band surgery. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Don't do this wife would get a lap band and then eat a big Mac in the lobby of a mall. I've heard I've had a personal struggle with lap bands for all my life, specifically with bands and with laps. I don't know how to sit in someone's lap. And I don't have to handle a rubber band. I've been in the hospital because someone has treated me like a comic book. Because I ran around the block and then I did it again, making it a lap. Ronnie, what are you saying? Accent. That is car. I've had a personal struggle with carie's accent for the past 20 years of my life. It's a very private struggle. I put in this lap band without the help of a party planner. I love that we just laughed. I can't even do it. I'm not even going to try. Because her accent is fake. So if you do a fake accent, it'll sound perfect. Or Mariah. Yeah. That was bad. How does she say? How do you say Mariah and Carrie voice? When I saw Mariah, when I saw Mariah, I looked into Toya's soul. I saw a girl whose face had become and looked like death because she'd had her weave pulled out. Once I wiped my contacts clean, I knew that they were not dirty and that in fact it was Toya who was dirty. I couldn't wipe Toya off. I realized all this time that it is Mariah who had taken the first two tears off the cake, which is why I only had a sheet cake to present to Duncan on his birthday and Duncan is so mad. But I agree with Duncan that they're going to be divorcing tomorrow. I've realized that Toya took the bow off of Heather's cake. Doctor's lives do not travel. I want her to be a new show on Lifetime called The Carrie Mysteries, where she goes around and she's asleep and she tries to figure out crimes. She's actually the new, she's the new Carmen Sandiego. I wanted to do that. I heard that there was murder last night. The murder is something that I've had a very private struggle with and Duncan does not prove it. It should just be called private struggle. It should be called private struggles with Carrie. Now when the man attacked you, why did you not just go to the cup and say I've been attacked? Why did you fight back? I've been called because there's a cat in a tree. Who would put a cat in a tree? You will never marry medicine with a cat in a tree. All my husband works with many trees and the word gets around. I am embarrassed. We do not have trees like that with cats in them at my house. I had a personal struggle with pussies. Very long time. I have problems with pussy willows in fact. I can't tell the difference between a cat and a pussy with bow. I strangle one and pick the other and realize I've done it backwards. I once brought my cat to the vet and the vet said why did you bring a bouquet of pussy willows and I realized that for five years I had been feeding a pussy willow. And I was wondering why I didn't eat and I thought for a moment that my cat had struggled with anorexia the way that I had but in turns out my cat was a plant. Late night podcast okay can we talk some gossip before we get to the real shows? I'm tired. I laughed too hard. I'm going to bed now. Good night. Let's talk about gossip. Okay what do you have Matt? Oh good oh um you can't even remember my name. But I call you. I called you Matt. Oh my headphones clicked out for a second. I was like did I forget his name? What did I call him? So that guy bravo Andy that we all love slash hate slash really hate. His show watch what happens which is based on this amazing podcast called Watch what Crapins hit its like all-time highest viewership on Sunday night when Porsche was on the show with Vivica a period fuck. Oh I saw part of that. Following the Atlanta yeah following the Atlanta Union part three it was the highest rated episode ever in Watch what happens history with over two million viewers and it just makes me kind of ill because Andy does not ask the right goddamn questions. So what did we find out from Porsche? She just went on another. She went on another course. You know that part in the reunion where she started shouting that whole Rosa Parks speech which you can see when we talk about that. Oh good. She did it again on this and it was hilarious. Andy just asked her something like well the gossip got really weird because he's just asking normal things like well did you know about the divorce how did you find out? She said that she found out Twitter on Twitter and he was in the next room and she's like baby I can't really do it on Twitter. Did you divorce me? Is that true? And he did and he's like he was in the next room and she's like yeah he was in the next room. And let me tell you something I still don't know what's going on. And he's like wait a second are you guys still living together? And she's like yeah it's weird but let me tell you something. I'm a woman and I believe in womanliness and I'm going to stand up and be a woman. And she just went on and started that whole scream y'all thing she did and it was wrong. And then he was like and now we have to go to commercial. Well thankfully you know he was uncomfortable of course but thankfully there was Vivica Fox next door acting like she was in church. She was like oh yeah girl you go uh-huh that's right. You say it again. Oh that's right you said it again. And that and how sad it said that is the number one rate to show that they've ever had. Can I can I try something? I don't know if you've ever seen ever union of jersey licious but Vivica a Fox hosts them all and that's exactly how she hosts them. She has these like kids like now how you go putting him on front street or whatever and then they respond like well when I was talking to Johnny Johnny wasn't talking to me and Vivica Fox is like uh-huh okay okay. The entire reunion it's amazing everyone watched. I died when she was like you did that you did that. Were you guys not excitable? I mean I guess Ben you didn't watch it but who which one of you is obsessed with big rich Atlanta because those ladies were the barters. Were they really who which ones were they? Which ones was they like? Um big ones? Big ones with bigger hair. Yeah that's Harvard and Mayor I imagine. The two blonde girls tall blonde. They were blonde as in white ladies or not white ladies? No they're blonde white. But I don't remember the other pair of twins. I just remember the skinny white girls but I've only seen the first two episodes of it. It's so good. It was so good but I was like yeah I've got so much trash already. Maybe I'm going to read. Oh it's a great trash of the trash. If you're going to watch one thing on the style of network which is a big ask. Make it be big rich Atlanta. No the best new show is coming out it's about Betsy Johnson the fashion designer. I don't think my god that's going to be great. Okay what is it going to be on style that Betsy Johnson? Yes it's premiering like May 6th. You did that. I'm going to watch that. You said it you did it. She worked. She worked. So yeah that was interesting but I'm glad that Portia got good ratings because just in case she's the one that Nini wants to get fired. Look I'm no stranger to drama obviously. I live for it but sometimes even I need to put down the remote and escape for a little bit. 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So stock up and be ready for game day. Hosting a cozy dinner? There's a sale on hearty no antibiotics ever beef chuck roast and stew meat or be the best guest ever and bring specialty cheese like humbalt fog. Cheers to fall at Whole Foods market. Because Nini wants to fire somebody she'd let us know at the end. Well I guess we'll get to that when we get to Atlanta. Okay so this one says Wendy Williams bashes Real Housewives of Atlanta. Phaedra Parks. This is from Perez Hilton.com. Leave it to Wendy Williams to keep it real. The talk show host is definitely not the president of Real Housewives of Atlanta's Phaedra Parks Fan Club. Blah blah blah what she said Wendy blasted. Phaedra you started out to be everything that a lot of young girls want to be and that and that is a lawyer or at least somebody that requires a lot of education. You went from being a smart lawyer who gave an ex-con a chance which is forgiving. I give you a plus for that. But you tumbled down to just being a rat but go on. But you've tumbled down to just being a ratchet. I'm sorry but this just means that Wendy Williams is friends with Kenya and she's Kenya's ugly friend that gets to hang out with a supermodel. And shame on her forever saying that Phaedra the start out is a smart successful lawyer. Yeah exactly you got your facts wrong from the Gecko B. B. Well I did like what Phaedra said and I'll say it to the both of you. I'm a terrible lawyer then how come I'm representing everybody in town. One minute you're accusing me of representing everybody and the next I'm a terrible lawyer. Lawyer Phaedra knows what she's doing you guys and if you need a complete spin-off to believe it that she's going to have one and it's going to be called what is her spin-off going to be. Oh yeah was it where she like doesn't she preside over like dog dog dinner like yeah it's like it's like it's like like cat versus dog lock law cases animal court or something like that I don't know. I think it's just like Judge Judy. It's Judge Johnson. Would that be amazing if it was like pussy beat bitch. It's like durable, durable versus goldfish. The honorable Phaedra Parks Presiding. Oh my god Phaedra I can't wait for that spin-off. We'll definitely watch that. We do have actually other spin-off news this comes courtesy of frequent contributor to our facebook page facebook.com/watchwalkraphens. This comes from Michael Cook who sent a link that says that Teresa is getting her own spin-off Teresa or Judy Che. What do you guys think about that? I know that we should believe Michael Cook as much as we love him and he's a dedicated user and listener. He also puts drugs. Oh my god. He's a user of. He's a dedicated user. But he did post a photo of Andy Cohen on vacay in Miami pretty saying like he'd hit that and I was not feeling that photo. Are you kidding? I was shocked at Andy's body. Like how does he have that body? He does not. What? Are you shocked? He's gone soft. He's gone soft. You just have a better body. Soft you guys. He has bulging muscles and lines on his stomach. Like hello. He has a fat stomach with a V on the side. It just makes no sense to me. How does that happen? I don't know but I know I've got just I've got no V and I got my fat. So you won't see any photos of me like that any time. Yeah. So what the hell if I had that I'd be instagramming my V all over the place right now. Getting your V all around town. Anyway, so what would Teresa show be about visiting Joe? So conjugal conjugal visits with the Judy Chase. I think it's about learning about exotic ingredients of the world. Like humans. I come in and still have to go to the jail cell every week and listen to him talk to somebody while she blows him like like that wine in that in that or what were they that wine place? Hey Joe. I'm a good blower. I'm a good blower on I Joe. He's like Hey, hold on. My wife is coming. She's such a con. Yeah, let's do it. I'm a good blower. I'm a good blower in the corn fields. Caroline's birthday party. That's when she does her best blow jobs. Children of the corn. Italians of the corn. I don't want to. Don't make me do it. Come on. I just do it right now. All right. Gross. They are so gross. What is her spin off going to be? She'll have to open like a nail salon to provide for her family once Joe goes to jail. Oh, yeah. Then she can get into a fight with Keface. And then Melania can stab the guests with nail files. Yes. And then sit in some supermarkets salad bar. God that Melania loves to sit on a tossed salad in a in a salad restaurant dark area of a grocery store. Don't let her get near the counter at Keface because she's going to put her ass in every single basin of egg salad. And then and then she's going to put her mustache in it too. Oh, I'm so glad that we went from bashing Ariana the nine year old to Melania the five year old. I'm sorry. She has a mustache. She goes up a waxing bar. That's what they should do. Those kids are going to live longer than that. As they say many on many of these real house so have reunions. I wasn't stating my opinion. I was merely stating the facts. I wasn't slandering Melania. I was merely stating the facts in the situation. Yeah, you you actually were not slandering her. She does put her ass in everything. She'll still still sit on a roast frozen roasted chicken. It's almost like a seal of approval quite frankly. If you got those two little like but marks if you think those are two little like croissant marks there, it's really her butt. And that means that she's approved and she wants to sit on it. Okay, let's move on to some actual show talk because there is a lot on the on the television this week. Where are we going to start? Because I am so mad after watching Real Housewives of Orange County. So have to start the start there. Go for it. Why were you so mad? I hate Heather. Was she the horror? Was she the most horrible one? I thought Gretchen was the worst. Gretchen was the worst. Okay, I have been defending Gretchen for some God. I don't even know why for the past few years because I'm like, Oh, she's just cute and dumb and I'm rooting for her. She and Heather are truly mean girls and they are almost getting up to that level of Tamara nastiness. Well, that's the fun thing that was sort of funny about this is that Alexis has the stupid thing. She's like, Well, I don't like bullying. You know, and so these girls, you know, Heather and Gretchen and Tamara have a point which is that they weren't bullying her in Costa Rica. They were just stating, you know, their opinions and and for likes to keep going on and on about like bullying, bullying, bullying is ridiculous. But then now they're bullying her. They actually work on bullying her this time around. This time I was like Gretchen was being a full classic mean girl the entire night. These shows are so manipulative and it's kind of like last year I was like, Oh, it does not get worse than Alexis. She's so awful. And this year I'm rooting for her. Well, I'm not rooting for her, but I wasn't she wasn't the worst person in the room for once. Well, I'm rooting for her to make a sentence. I mean, every time she opens her mouth, I'm like, you can do it, Alexis, put a, you know, but string those words together, girl, one day you're going to make a complete, cohesive sentence. And I'm rooting for this day. She doesn't works that are more than one syllable. I will give you that mean is the longest word she can use. I loved when she said at one point that she didn't want to start off on a bad foot. And that because, you know, it's supposed to be like, you don't want to start off on a bad note. And so I just like the idea for like limping in be like, damn it, I'm on a bad foot. Okay, let's back up a few minutes before we get to the party, because that was the second half of the episode. Let's talk about the few of the other things at the beginning, which I would like to address. First of all, we had Alexis visiting Vicki at her Kota Dakaza home. And she brought Vicki a little mirror as a little girlfriend gift to say, sing along the lines of you look like a plastic surgery freak. But this is to remind you that you're always beautiful with a little compact. What was that about? Well, yeah, that that whole thing I thought was kind of hilarious, because she's talking about like, Oh, well, I am who I know who I am. And God knows who I am too. And she's telling Vicki like, Oh, you got plastic surgery because you're so comfortable with yourself. What the hell does that mean? If she was so comfortable with herself, she wouldn't need a plastic surgery. You don't ask exactly. I my favorite part of the scene was when Vicki's like, I want you to come to Tamara's party. And Alexis is like, well, everyone there hates me. Everyone there is awful to me. And Vicki's like, yeah, they'll probably tear you apart. But I really need you to be there. And Alexis's takeaway was to say, Oh my God, you just must really want me to be there. Well, Vicki said Vicki said I told Tamara that I really wanted you to come because I really needed you. And that's not what she told Tamara. She just said, can she come and Tamara said, yes. So Alexis was like, Oh, you really do need me. And the reason why Vicki needed Alexis is that because she knew that Alexis is going to take all the heat and that Vicki would just be able to sit there and not have to worry about anything. Hell yeah. First party of the season, you know, Tamara's going to yell at somebody she does every year surprise surprise. She's the biggest bitch ever in housewives history. Don't get me started. And speaking of watch what happens, she was on there last night. And that was another one I turned off after five minutes because I couldn't fucking stand it. And she's like, you know, some caller called in was basically like, Hey, and he's like, Hey, let's welcome Dorothy from Rhode Island. And she's like, Hi, Tamara. And was like, Hi, she's like, so how does it feel being such a bitch? Like basically it was a longer question. You know, she told her it was me. I am sometimes Dorothy from Rhode Island. Tamara's that's the only voice I can do. Pretty much. And her answer was basically, well, look, Andy here. Hi, Andy. Andy here pays me a lot of money to speak my mind. And I have a job to do. And I'm sorry. But that is my job. And look, I mean, Andy pays me a lot to do it. So I'm going to take his money and just keep speaking. It's like, first of all, gross, what a gross answer. And second, like, do I, does Andy want that? Does Andy want you just going on TV on his show? No, no, no, no, no, they have no problem at Bravo when, you know, on some of these reunions, you get to hear about some of the stories that are going on behind the scenes. Bravo is not happy about the money factor really getting out there. Because at that point, when you know that these dollar bill signs are going up, up, up, and you see that Nini is now signed a contract for a million dollars for the next season, you know that it's going to be she's going to be half to fight and she's going to have to fight Kenya next season. Like that is in the contract. Like you have to have X, Y, and Z number of fights with X, Y, and Z people. And clearly Tamara just let the cat out of the bag. I mean, granted, we know reality TV is all in the hands of the editors and the way that they manipulate this bullshit. But as a fan of this trash, at least let me pretend some of this is a little bit real. Yeah, stop saying you have a job to do. And then they were saying that on the Atlanta reunion too, like we're all here to do a job. It's like, that's just sort of sad that you see whoring out your personal dignity as your job now. Yeah, it's just weird. Like, well, we have to be there the whole suit day. Like we have to show up and sit there for the whole dinner and you can just leave whenever you want Kim. I don't like that, you know, like it's grossed. It's all it's so forced that they have to sit there. Now that said, it can still get, you know, squeals out of me when they do it right because during Orange County, I was like, yeah, that's right. Because that's it just got so good. Okay, I have more stuff that we have to talk about before we get to the party. I need to ask what you guys think about the new girl Lydia and her husband, who is clearly a hot homosexual, having dinner with Heather and her husband and them shutting the dupe rose down by going like, sorry, we only have celebrities like Helen Hunt on the cover of our magazine. You know, I feel bad for Heather because shot. No, no, I feel bad for Heather because being told that you're not good enough for this magazine is like being told, sorry, we don't want to future you in the penny saver because this is a classy magazine. You know, it's like, they're basically a step above the penny saver. I think Heather, if she wants to be in the cover of a magazine, I think her next best bet is to go to like three to one contact magazine or something like that. I'm sorry, but highlights, highlights. Just another reason why I hate Heather is bitch, you are not famous. Heather Page Kent means jack shit in the universe of entertainment. Your IMDB page has some three bad nasty ass terrible sitcoms that did nothing. So don't pretend that you are famous. You are more famous now than you ever were before because of a bravo show that has been in existence for six years before you came on board. Know your role be. Yeah, well, this was last year, I would totally agree with you, but this year she's been on, you know, she's known at least for being a housewife. Like, if she went to a party or something, everybody would be talking to her and like, you know, she's famous now. I mean, to be told that you're not as famous as Helen Hunt, who's directing like episodes of the Big Bang Theory. Like, come on. Helen Hunt has an Oscar people. Yeah, but like Heather Dubro has a guest credit though on a sitcom from the 90s. Yeah, I don't know. Jenny McCarthy, you guys. With Jenny McCarthy. Yeah. Listen, I just love how Heather was saying like, you know, I am not all about opening up my house just about anyone, you know, I don't just open up my house as the cameras are rolling as she's walking through her house. Like, lady, you've already poured out your house. Just let it get the, you know, the sidebar feature in Beverly Hills magazine. We've seen every goddamn inch of that house on the show in the first season and a half that she's been on. There's nothing else to uncover. Well, I love that she phrased it like, well, we don't just open up the doors to the cameras to get everything of the house, like every part of the house, like sounding like, oh, there are some special parts we haven't seen yet. Like if they'll just give me a cover, you will see that part of my house. You will see the pink powder room I swear. You will see yet another water feature in the backyard that's like water flowing over a giant orb. You will see the dungeon where I keep my five maids that clean up after my hideous children. You will see the entire floor dedicated to refrigeration so I can put my vagina in there before I go to sleep at night. You will see an entire room with deep fryers so Terry can make himself nothing but onion rings. Oh, Heather, Heather. Yeah, Heather, look, I stand by what I've always said. Heather's always been an asshole. It's just that now people are like, oh, she's an asshole. Like, yeah, but okay, so that's a good point, Ronnie. I mean, I think the first season people thought she was kind of funny. And of course, they were rooting for her over the girl who ripped the bow off her goddamn fondant cake. But at this point, she is not doing herself any favors. She really is coming across as the ice queen bee. The only thing that she has going for her is that she seems like she is definitely smarter than these other women. But that makes me hate her more because I feel like she knew that she was the smartest one joining this cast so that she could get on the show and any time that she would have a confrontation with any of these women, she would use two M3 syllable words. And therefore, she would automatically dominate these other women. And I just think that that's what bullies fucking do. Well, I just glazed. I just glazed. Yeah, you see, that's why that's why we'll continue to love her. And you have to a little bit because that I just glazed. I do like the way she puts her hand up, she put her hand up to Alexis. And then like Alexis then pointed at her and she was like, don't point your finger at me. And Alexis was like, you just gave me the hand. Yeah, she was like, but you were misbehaving like a bad little girl. I am a mother. I am a mother. Do you know how difficult it is being a mother? You are less mature than Collette. Okay, Collette, we saw Collette running around the synagogue screaming bloody murder. I know during Yum Kapoor. By the way, what what what Jew and I say this as a Jew, what you names their daughter Collette, okay, that does not work. That does not be Rachel or Sarah or Rachel again. Well, what about Randy, R-A-N-D-I? Her name, listen, her name should be like Bathsheba before I should be Collette. It's a Jew who really loves her musicals. It should be Alanna. Her name should be Shoshanna. Shoshanna Alanna. Her name should be Rebecca. And then Sarah again. Her name should be her name should be Aviva. Oh my god. Oh my god. Jill. I don't know. I don't know very many Jewish names. You had me at Rachel and Sarah. I was like every for my high school right now. I'm trying not to. Anyways. Really good. Oh wait, by the way, that's actually a good segue to some gossip that we didn't mention. Just a brief callback to the gossip section, which is that there was the trailer for the new Long Island show that Long Island Princesses that has now premiered and it's on our Facebook page. And I am very excited to watch that and watch people of my faith be defiled. I don't know if they're of the same faith, but yes, they're your people. I don't think that you probably hold the same moral standards as they do. But when Bravo did release their list of all the new shows, we definitely did target this one as one of the three that we might need to pretend to watch. Oh, I will be watching this one. It looks amazing. It looks so good. It's like Heather Dubrow, you know, she's gonna look a lot better after saying these Heather Jewesses on that show. Yeah. Yeah, these ones are younger and way dumber. Yeah, and more nasal. You know who deserves a reality TV show? Did you guys follow that whole thing about that sorority girl from University of Maryland? She needs a reality show on Bravo. Did you see the guy from Boardwalk Empire reading doing a dramatic reading of it? It was the funniest thing ever. Michael Shannon, that's posted on my personal Facebook page. Someone posted it on our Facebook page too. Actually, I don't remember who it was. It was hilarious. All right, so back to Orange County. There are plenty of other things. Slade went to go see his son that is suffering and then Rich and dropped him off at LAX and I need to have Ronnie. You know, I was yelling at the TV during this section. I was yelling. I cannot believe that they are now using the sun to get sympathy for Slade on TV. That is so disgusting. Slade, your son was sick because well, not because of, but it certainly didn't help that he wasn't getting any money from you. And don't just say because you were unemployed at the time. You were sitting around and carrying around purses for your stupid whore girlfriend instead of going out there and doing investment banking or whatever stupid generic white boy crap you did to be rich before to support your son. So don't come on and use him now. You have some slimy ass radio show and need a little publicity and some scene on the Real Housewives of Orange County to make us feel bad for you that you actually have to go visit your son who's having to get some fucking horrible life ending whatever surgery for his terminal disease just because you need a little attention. What the fuck? Why aren't you in New York right now working as a dishwasher in Brooklyn, trying to get whatever money you could to give that kid instead of lounging around with some fucking girl you're using for her fame because you are too lazy to go out and do something for yourself you selfish mother fucker. Yeah one more reason to hate Gretchen because this dumb bitch is with him. Well she's proven herself to be awful. She used to be awesome and now she's really just she's taken the the nosedive that all our favorite housewives take which is to go from being awesome to deplorable via the lip injections. Okay yeah TJ Maxx via TJ Maxx and lip injections. Okay by the way we get to the party okay okay wait wait go ahead what I was gonna thank one of our I was gonna thank Antoinette Marie who posted a wonderful flertily craziness I don't know there's a photo of of something from like TJ Maxx oh no it says home goods that's like flertily madness it's a frame you guys I really flertily's mounted on a flertily it's amazing. I really really appreciate that but let's be honest home goods is too classy. I know and by the way I have cost plus world market is too classy. Seriously and also if you go to our facebook page Ronnie took a picture in Ross of some Ross dress for less artwork that could possibly be in Gretchen's home and I can't wait to you know to marshals and find some stuff that I can also contribute to Ronnie is that the Ross on sunset at La Brea or did you go down to the one at the Beverly connection. Oh okay I'm glad you're just asking because of my look you know you know my location and not because you actually recognize the setup in the Ross yeah that would be louder than me. I'm at the La Brea and sunset one. Okay I've never been in that one because the people in the parking lot look so scary. They are. They're some secure bags from Ross. They have like I won't even go to the Starbucks across the street it's so scary. Well they remodeled that one trying to make it nicer and they did and it's no it's nice but that corner is scary. Oh yeah I was gonna say it's huge and it's nice but it's like all the homeless people chilling and relaxing and looking at you like they're gonna fucking murder you but nice music is playing and they have a really good seat. I'll tell you that Ross that parking lot has some real scary bums and anywhere okay news flash anywhere there's a 24-hour sub way I look to say that's the 24-hour sub way I go to. That's where the bums shit at night that's the bathroom they shit in and then try to steal your money in the parking lot. Okay let me give you a news flash okay I want your money and then they go to Ross. Let me wait let me tell you guys you think the bums only shit there okay I went to a 24-hour sub way the one that's on highlands in Franklin and I saw a bum giving himself something of a shower via the soda machine. Shot the front door. He was taking the crushed ice and making a deodorant. That's pretty much what he's doing and then he was like on meth or something and then he started doing this on the soda machine starting with this and I was so gross at it's like there's a bum basically spitting on all of this sort of machine and I told the manager. And then you're like I would love to have a doctor pepper right now. Yeah the manager's like oh that's Rodney that this is tonight's his like shower night you know. You guys 7-Eleven is the reason that Middle Eastern people hate America. That's what they think America is. But they don't at least 7-Eleven is smart because they don't have public restrooms they make the dummies at subway use the public restroom so the bums can shit there. Well that's kind of all of all of this side of town. You have to go over the hill to like get public bathrooms and places to park. Right? Like here you need coins and like lock you know they're like do a puzzle to get in. Jesus I just need to piss. Like no you need to go ask the manager for a coin put a fingerprint promise not to blow anybody in the bathroom and promise not to break a mirror or write on the ceiling. Yeah can I can I also add that the subway I just remember this right now the subway where I saw the homeless man giving himself a shower that's the same subway that someone once took me on a date to. Someone took you on a date to a subway? Yeah I got Wendy's once now. All right let's get back to OC you guys because by the way I'd like to say with all these stores we're still infinitely more classy infinitely classier in fact than the women in OC. Okay we can associate with bums showering out of soda machines and we're still classier than the witches you know. Well what the hell okay so where were we we were with I think Alexis going to no not Alexis a new girl teeth. Chompers what's her name? Chompers let's go into dinner. Yeah she was going to dinner with Heather and her husband. It sounds like a young adult novel. Chompers go to dinner. Starring Abigail Breslin. Yeah and Heather Ariana in five years. Heather's like well we would love to be in your magazine but it's really we'd only really want to do the cover and the husband's like yeah no so that was awesome to see so why would they even have dinner with her and do it like that instead of just say like on the phone or something like we found somebody to do the cover sorry. I felt like a really dramatic way and then Heather's like yeah maybe we should put a pin in this yeah they're like sorry we only have Helen Hunt and Helen Hunt impersonators on the cover so you can't really qualify. Can we just get and then well wait no no but then they cut to Heather because now like Caroline Manzo and Slade she now has to be a radio host. Oh yeah oh no wait we're not done yet because Chompers says that she's going to go to the same party that Heather is and Heather's like well look you know you can hang out with whoever you want but you have to know that when you're the new person coming into the group you are judged on you know the company you keep and so you need to be careful of how you're introduced to the group. I was like oh my god queen was that not the bitchiest thing ever. That was horrible when she's basically like oh so you're going to come here and you're going to bring Alexis you know either shun her or no one's going to like you like what a bitch. I was watching that hoping that Lori Waring would just fly into that rest and slap her upside the head and walk out. Oh she's coming it's coming there just wasn't enough money there if there was a pile of money then Lori would have come sauntering in but unfortunately it was just an empty warehouse. Well she was actually a it was actually a it wasn't really a warehouse it was just a giant replica of Tamara's vagina. All me on and echoey and cold and plastic with pink lighting. Yeah nice Jim she's like I'm opening a jam where people come in and do a lot of push-ups and throw balls at each other. Yeah and then I looked at her floor plans and I was like okay we're going to have some spin bikes and then we're boxing bag and that's it. I know I was like when he has drawings up of a square you're like here's the bathroom and then here's the big room. Did you notice by the way they walked in there and they're like okay they're catering this and they had like a table and then they obviously brought in some fake ass furniture just to have a seating area for the fight because this whole goddamn show is staged but then on the other side of the room was a pile of guard like a mountain-sized 10-foot pile of garbage. I didn't see that oh my god I wish I had. Yeah and it's like oh let's just pretend that's not there. Let's just pretend this is a real fitness studio. Yeah let's pretend it's a real fitness studio but we got to get our first fight on film so bitches let's go. So we knew that this was going to be a big force stupid fake fight because Tamara was freaking out the whole episode saying well you know Vickie called me and it asked her she could bring Alexis and I felt like totally put on the spot and I really wish she wouldn't have done that to me because you know I wouldn't have she tricked me into it she didn't trick you into it bitch she called you and asked you like stop making it right and then she was being mean to Eddie about it. Well you know I will I will say this as much as we're talking about how Tamara and Gretchen and Heather were being mean girls or whatever the other thing that really bothered me is like you know what you said that Vickie could bring Alexis so live with your decision and shut up about it and stop making it worse than it is by saying oh I wish she wasn't here just suck it up and be nice and just be a hostess don't be like well she put me in the spot I didn't know what else to say but just shut up and have your party already and whatever like be an adult about it that's what adults do. Well she not only didn't let it go she she has to you know start the fight she's like well I just don't even know why you'd come. Yeah. And Alexis was like yeah I listen I don't know why I would come either it's not like I wanted to come to an empty cold drafty warehouse to have bad dinner. Like we're on the same show I have to show up it's a set we had a call time get over it let's just eat. Yeah they didn't even bother trying to they basically just rented out a sound stage and we're like you know what we don't really have a budget for any set dressing so we're just gonna make the bareness of it part of the story so enjoy. Exactly. Before we get into the fight between Tamara and Alexis though we do have to talk about when they were sitting on the couch having appetizers and then it was just a really awkward and I mean yes it staged but it was really natural awkwardness and then Vicki starts to make something about herself shocker Gretchen calls her out on it and then Vicki turns to Alexis and you know clearly for everybody to hear goes she's really the she's the stupid one. She's a stupid person. She's a stupid person. Well because well because I don't have to say props to Vicki because she nailed it on the fucking head. I mean stupid that was that was just how she said it was perfect like she was stupid she's a stupid person. You know what Vicki is actually right in this situation because Gretchen was trying to call Vicki out about saying that she Vicki said my son versus her grandson or something like that. She said my baby. My baby. And you know what I'm actually gonna stick with Vicki on this one when you have a new baby come into your family it's the family's new baby. Obviously Vicki did not give birth to it everybody knows she's the grandmother and Brianna's the mother Gretchen stopped being a dumb bitch. And what I what I loved about Vicki saying that is that that was a classic 85-year-old woman thing. Like for some reason when you when you become 85 you can say that shit like someone can say something to you. When you were when you were 85 you can turn to someone and be like this person's stupid you know. And everyone's just like oh crazy old lady and Vicki's like you know what I'm gonna adopt that role earlier on in life than than necessary. But Gretchen was being honestly I thought Gretchen was just being heinous because while they all don't like Alexis they didn't they not only treated her like she was radioactive I mean they were just out of control bitchy really cold really mean and poor Lydia you know so far Lydia she seems pretty sweet she seems like a nice lady and she's trying to make conversation albeit not with the best openers like so do you have kids and Gretchen wait so are you married oh wait are you are you are you barren yeah her her tactics were not great but but Gretchen honestly was just a total bitch to her and then to backtrack Tamara who before she even met Lydia was like oh guilty by association and Heather was trying to stand up for her say no she's actually really nice Tamara's like now guilty by association so Tamara so I expect nothing less from Tamara she is the nastiest bee ever in the history of this entire show she is disgusting and vile she proved it on watch what happens she proved it there by pretty much saying she's not even giving giving Lydia a chance and Lydia is a disgusting Denise Richards horseface but at least she's kooky and fun I like her so far like Tamara you know what Tamara doesn't really even bother me that much because she's obviously faking it and especially after her talking so much about facing it do you really think she's faking it I actually think she's a horrible person she's not that good of an actress um yeah I mean I think she's just being a bitch to to get airtime like I think she knows people hate her and she's playing it up you know oh my god she basically says that she makes me I don't know why I need to let it go she makes me so angry she used to make me but I don't I don't buy her anymore the ones he really the thing that really kills me about this show is this fight that we're talking about like Vicki says oh you know I'm so happy because of my baby and Gretchen's like wait you had a baby just like uh no I meant you know I'm the grandmother of this baby okay well that's it Gretchen's an idiot she made a comment trying to be funny and it wasn't okay so let's move on but no Vicki's like I didn't appreciate you saying that I thought that that was my baby I know I didn't give birth to that baby well you said it was your baby well you know you know I know it didn't come out of me well you said it did well you know I know it's not true Gretchen is still mad at Vicki for Vicki saying horrible things about Slade but here is the problem everything Vicki said horrible about Slade is true it's all true he's disgusting oh my god so then they finally get to dinner and they're sitting there around the table having stupid conversation and then Vicki kind of like raises a glass and is saying how she hopes that this will be a chance for healing or side bar side bar Vicki's wine glass did not have a bedazzled Florida Lee and or crown on it like the ones for special guests Heather and Gretchen yeah like the from the sale bin hat TJ Maxx totally they weren't even glasses those were acrylic they were acrylic like for nails it was the red scrunchy from Heather's how all the Heathers had red scrunchies oh my god goodness but so then somehow by Vicki making making this toast it become the fight like blew up from there was I don't remember if Tamara it was like well as long as we're talking about this you're a bitch or if Alexis was saying well you guys bullied me I don't know what it was no Tamara made the first strike she goes well as long as we're gonna go there let's go there yeah which is classic like reality that is that is classic put on your boxing gloves it's go time yeah like well as long as you're gonna go there we might as well just go there where I don't know where there is but it's cool he's some bitchy destination and then shit no one should ever go to she got crazy though Ben Alexis was saying well you guys and I actually do believe Alexis in this way I mean she was kind of like Gretchen then butted in and then Alexis was trying to tell her to shut up and then she goes you guys need to stop and Heather was seated between Gretchen and Tamara and so she kind of got bunched in with him which yes she deserves to be bunched in with him but I don't think that Alexis was going for her and then that set Heather's stick up her ass off and then I started hating Heather even more it was one of the few times where Alexis actually was making a salient argument which is to say I wasn't even talking to you Heather it's just that I have to swivel my head from the right to the left and you're in the middle and I was not directing anything at you I just happened to look at you because you're in the path of my head I mean that's the smartest thing that bitch has ever said I know maybe being on the trampoline has shaken some things into place in the brain well it's easy to it's easy to like her because the other women are so nasty to her but even when she's leaving she's like okay I'm leaving okay bye and I thought Tamara was gonna hit her but she like swivel hurts air and almost dragged her ass out there was that was an amazing moment though when Tamara kicked her out I mean I I don't think we've ever seen anything like that I love how she was like you get there's the door and it was like yeah because you're sitting inside of a shed having dinner there like eating alfresco yeah the wall is open because it's a shed she's like I will walk you to the garage door there is where the proposed door is going to be there may be a tarp with some duct tape holding it together in a pile of trash next to it but find your way out missing she's like you're gonna leave go out the garage door hold on it was like it was like they were eating it having a dinner party in one of those military planes you know that Jessica was like back it was like let's drop the hatch down oh my god it was like I expected goose and maverick to come walking in and then you see poorly and she's looking across both her and she's going like that's my friend I think I should go like help her and then but I'm having I don't want to get up Lydia's like I feel like I should go but I'm trying to make a good impression with you guys since I'm part of your show now Olivia it's like yeah is an inner button no I just see her I was just I'm just exactly what Ronnie was doing it sounded weird but I knew exactly what he was doing oh no there was a shit there was a shimmy it was a shimmy yeah it's like she's sort of like a ghost of a goat with her with her mouth a jar and her eyes wider than the pine and salt ladies it's like you know you know how ghosts haunt you and they're like whoo which is a good like a silly ghost meets a goat Oh you want to be in my magazine it's like a mesh imagine a silly goat that's also a ghost and also happens to have a magazine about Beverly Hills lifestyle that's it's somebody make that a graphic we will make it the cover photo on the Facebook page yeah her like her editorial in the magazine every week is just a bunch of o's and a's and w's so ex so exo Lydia yeah it's like the headline is thoughts on Iraq well I do have a lot of nations of all time that's a crazy impersonations but this this one is really up there we don't even sound they remotely like her that's good I can finally do it she's always doing that little dance it is so funny it's like a little kid fidgeting because they have to go to the bathroom and one night time I got four back the pins this day so do you have any kids I have my gay husband okay well I have really helped for her because um a she of course she's watched a show before she's seen every episode then the best part is when she turns to Gretchen like oh what's your name exactly okay so the Gretcher she's like who are you do you have kids she knows she bet she don't have kids are you married she knows her deadbeat dad boyfriend is not going to marry her and the other one died before he could marry her she knows she knows so I love this dig it up I'll dig it all up so I have my husband there and I love when she said I met your friend the other day I did it with that girl Heather she's like what did she say about me she had a fake ring I also like by the way how to impress she makes it it sort of makes it sound like Lydia is on a roller coaster see um that girl is going to be a bitch and I cannot wait to see it well you are it's on a but he's gone he is going oh can you do that as candy just for a second what candy doing Lydia can't get a roller coaster are you the right hat for this roller coaster stop please stop oh my god but the previous for next week Lydia is like consoling um Alexis in her limo and it's like listen to be fair to be fair they're not bullying you and then Alexis goes that's why I had to get a prescription to Xanax I have to give Xanax for it yeah I love how she praises that like I had to use my amex to get some zenax she probably needs Xanax but oh man stupid Alexis that was that was pretty fun though yeah what a fun episode I cannot wait to watch the rest of the season and just watch them well actually Tamara did say I watch what happens that they kind of make up next week she says she walks in on a bad situation and it broke her heart because her son is going through the same thing at school oh is that bullying yeah I think her son's being bullied at school and now she's going to be friends with Alexis because Alexis feels bullied oh no that's terrible yeah and she's got she's still got Vicki she does so was there anything else in this episode or no to be continued to be well you listen I'm going to propose something why don't we split this episode into two because we've only even talked about married to medicine and the real house of Atlanta so why don't we why don't we do let's do the two episodes that way our listeners don't have to block out five hours to listen to one podcast okay we'll see you in a little while you can find me runny at tv gasm on twitter you can 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