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That's article.com/crapins for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. Lesson 69. My grievances hide the light of the world in me. [Music] Hey everybody. Welcome to Watch What Crapins. The podcast about all the stuff we'd love to talk about on Bravo. My name is Ronnie Caron. I'm from TVGazim.com, and as used, I'm here with Matt Whitfield from Yahoo. Hello, Matt. Ola. And Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com. Hello, Ben. Hello, hello. You guys, before we start, you can find us on Facebook at facebook.com/watchwhatcrapins. You can find us on iTunes just by searching Watch What Crapins, and you can find us on Twitter @whatcrapins. Come to Facebook and talk to us. We have a lot of fun over there. Okay, take it away, boys. First of all, mad props to the people who totally came through for us. The iTunes comments went through the roof this past week, and we are still a solid five stars. I mean, if they had six stars, you should just give us six stars, even though five is the maximum, but we really do appreciate, "Oh my God, I'm getting cheesy and sentimental right now." But we really do appreciate the comments. You guys are hilarious. Thank you for interacting with us there, and on Facebook, it is a party. Yeah, I mean, just in the past two days alone on our Facebook page, you've had so many posts from our listeners, and also we've been putting up screenshots as we see them. It's a lot of fun. I love how Ben sent an email around today going, "I don't want to step on anyone's toes," meaning Matt's toes, by changing out the header graphic on the Facebook page, because I'm still obsessed with my Kim Neenie quote, "Come on, wig." It's a great quote. The reason why I said anyone is because I wasn't sure if you'd put it up or if it had been Ronnie. I figured it was you, but I didn't want to over assume. What we went from not posting anything for five days to all posting three things one day. It's so funny to me too, because our users have caught on, and they can tell just based on the way we write things, or based on what we post on that Facebook page, who is posting it. I know. The Kim profile picture thing was so good, but what happened was that I had made this collage of Carrie's face from marriage medicine, and I was already to put it up yesterday, and I was like, "Oh shit, there's this funny profile picture up or cover picture." And I was like, "Okay, I'll let that stay up for like a day." And then I couldn't deal anymore. I'm like, "I have this collage. I have to put it up. I have to put it up." And then you send an email, and you're going like, "Yeah, I'm waiting on a response, but I'm getting impatient, so I'm switching it out with -- even though I asked you kindly." I gave you guys all of 30 seconds to see if it was okay if you put it up. And then I was like, "Guess what? I'm putting it up anyway." Well, we all do appreciate it, and I think our users appreciated as well. Thanks again, guys. So today, Ronnie, what are we going to talk about? We're going to talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Lost Footage, and Real Housewives of Orange County. Lots of crazy ladies, and married to medicine. And I think that's it, right? Yeah, I think so. Do we want a little goss? Is there any goss for anybody? Someone actually emailed me as some Orange County goss. Now, I think about it. I'm going to pull it up. Ronnie, you should share whatever you have. I really don't have any goss up this week, except more of the bullshit that Adrian's pedaling to all the websites, talking -- apparently, Adrian and Camille have started a boycott of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills warning that people will be able to say whatever they want about you, and you'll have no legal recourse. This makes me so mad at Camille and, you know, how Ben and I used to worship at the altar of Camille, but now I am losing so much respect for her that she's teamed up with the tinsel haired bulldog. Well, I just think it's funny that they are boycotting Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as if they were actually had any sort of power in the world at all. I feel like Robert was just about to become a housewife. It's like the last time I checked, I think the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was boycotting you two. The scary thing is, I feel like Adrian could become more desperate and pathetic than even Jill Zarin, dare I say. Oh, for sure. Okay, I found the gossip thing. I'm going to change this person's name because they requested me to do that if I were to read this on the air. This is someone who apparently has close ties to production of Orange County. And so here are these random pieces of gossip that this person has gleaned from their connection. The first is that I guess someone bought Heather Dubrow's house and it's a very wealthy Japanese man who saw the house on the show and then offered way over what the Dubrow's wanted. So there's that in case anyone ever cared about that, which I'd tell anyone does. Who wants a house with someone else's initial on the floor tiles? What is he going to pretend that that means? Or who wants a house that's just like a big old tacky mess of bad architecture? Who wants a house that onion rings have never been cooked in? I know, exactly. Who wants a house? Who wants a house where cakes are consistently defiled? Who wants a house where dirty diapers have only been changed by the woman and not the husband? Oh god, I don't believe that for one second, do you? Did you not see the preview for next week? That becomes an issue between the two of them. He won't do it? He does not attend to the children whatsoever. Well, you know, probably because there are many versions of her and he's terrified of them. Well, understandably. It's probably like when that little tablet wears off in Pac-Man and all the ghosts turn their normal colors and start coming after you, I'd get the hell out of there too. That's exactly what it's like. Well, actually, I think the Pac-Man maze would be more architecturally interesting than their house. And you know what I also hate? It's so funny that we're talking about this, actually. What's Pac-Man? It's a porno. Oh, Matt, you and your 20-year-old-ness. Wait, no, you know what I hate about their house? What? Have you ever noticed when they watch their front door in their foyer? It's just like this disgusting, ugly wall. There's no windows looking out. There's this very austere paneling and wainscoting. I just find it terrible. Well, you know, it's a poor person. It's poor people who got rich and now think they know everything. And she's got to like pre-crack a lobster because her guests are too damn stupid. It's like bitch. You were a terrible C-list actress and a Jenny McCarthy show for one week. You learned how to crack a fucking lobster like a year after you were married. Shut up. And by the way, I'm just going to pat myself on the back for finally bringing the podcast to a place where we're criticizing someone's wainscoting. We have sung to a new low. I've got some Vicky criticism on that level too. Have you seen Vicky's new house? Okay, she's having this artist paint a wall in her home and it's literally hens clucking at each other. Does she have no self-awareness? Oh, gosh. So here's some other gossip from this email. Alex is indeed despised by the crew and she was brought back only for the sake of conflict. No surprise there. Slade is hated by all. There was a big effort to keep him off the show and now out of scenes, which is obvious in episode one. Tamara, who I cannot stand, is loved by the crew. She's considered to be fun, funny and considerate of all. Eddie is gay. Again, no surprise. Oh, and then the conflict of the season was set up in episode one and shown a little in the previews. The reason Brianna moved into Vicky's house was to further create conflict with Brooks. So I guess the implication here is that the producers wanted Brianna to move in there to pay check for the new mommy. Yeah, and so that's basically it. Yeah, there was a bunch of stuff on FameHorgas today about all this too. About all the famous and how it's all producer rigged and I read it and I was like, yeah, thanks for the link, but duh. Well, the other thing is, you guys, when we talked about the Bravo up front last week, you know, we talked about all the shows that were picked up and the returning shows that were, you know, green lit and all this kind of stuff. But what we didn't talk about was the photos that then came out later that night because Bravo had a big party with all of its stars. And you can clearly go through, you know, anybody can get access to the photos on wire image or Getty images and you can see these casts are all there hugging each other. And it's called, hey, we're going to be friends because we all want to get paid. So Vicki and Tamra, you know, no matter what happened between them, they are hugging in a group setting. You know, Kim Zulsiak was there. Teresa is there in a same group hug with Caroline. So, you know, we all know that a lot of this is fake. Yes, there are some true fights there. But the sad thing to me is that these women don't all want to stab each other in the face when they're in the same room. Yeah, the sad thing is that these women have basically signed over their lives to these shows that ruin every aspect of their marriages and their families and their jobs. That's it. That's the truly the sad thing, you know. Yeah, I just wish that Bravo, you know, downer. Once upon a time, I don't know what, you know, our cable network did this, but there was like a battle of the reality stars. But when the hell are they going to do battle of the housewives? You know, like, I want to see new. Orange County and like a tug of war and then Beverly Hills take on Atlanta in like a, you know, water slide competition. And then Gia can cry and complain that everyone's cheating. Because it's because they probably were. They were just like her father. And her uncle and everyone else. So I am like a real downer today. I'm sorry. I don't know. I tried coffee like an hour ago and I was hyper and now I'm like, I fucking hate life. Well, I decided that I was going to make stew today and I was going to let it cook during the podcast so I could eat after and now I'm like sweating balls in here. I'm like, I feel like I'm dying in here and that's why I was a little loud. So anyway, yeah, that's that's some bullshit gossip. But the thing that really pissed me off this week is that Adrian is still calling people on websites. Adrian, go away, go away. Fine, call Jill's Aaron and both of you get on the phone together and call here so I can tell you both shut up. Shut up, Adrian Maloof. I love that we clearly did not plan anything for our 69th podcast and we are getting right now. Hi, everyone. Welcome back to watch with crappins. We're just going to be 69. Yay. It's our live show. And then I love how one of our users named Michael on the Facebook page is like start acting like professional podcasters not like low class horse. And guess what? A lot of people are. I know. A lot of people are what liking it. Liking, liking his sassy comment. You know what, I will take him up on that and I will not act like a low class or I will act like a high class. Thank you very much. Well, I will tell you this much, you guys. You may think that we plan nothing for a 69, but we've actually got a huge show for you today. We've got a house wise musical performance and we've got a few special guests calling in. Yeah, so there. I'm so excited. This is going to be as interesting and exciting and unpredictable as our very own crappy awards. I can already sense it. Yes. And just as polished. Just as polished. I might even have the envelope ripping here just for a fun sound effect. Yeah, I think it should be that when our special guests call in, they should actually just mail in. And then an envelope opens up and they come out and they talk to us. Okay. It's like one of those cards we open up in a song, please. Okay. Very good. I'm all down for that dog and pony dog show dance. Oh, my God. Set that stupid Gretchen. Oh, is that Gretchen? Oh, God. You know, I love you. You want to start with OC? Let's start there. Come on. I have to start if we're going to talk about OC, I have to start by the thing that was really bothering me the most slash entertaining me the most that they put those poor dogs pause in the paint before. Oh, no, no. That was hilarious. I was like, okay, well, that dog is going to die in two days, but more was that Vicki look like she had just had like some very rough sex with a gardener in the back of Heather's house. I got her hair bed and her hair was the children of the corn in the cornfield. It's like she had just been three straight days in Florida, letting ever whatever she had done to her hair. It is now turned to frizz and craziness and she came back looking like a low rent Stevie next. It looked like she was on a pontoon boat in Lake Havasu and 4,000 footballs had been smashed into her hair. She was like, I want everyone to see my new face that way they'll think I'm doing well, and then I'm going to make sure my hair looks extra terrible. They know I'm not doing well at all. It's a clear sign. I mean, I don't know women, but I think a clear sign of their mental stability is what is going on with their hair that day. Yeah, I don't know. That's not sexist at all. You know, I'm going to say something that is sexist, which is that women have this uncanny ability to make their hair do crazy things when they were drunk or secretly sad. Vicki is prime example. When she's both. Vicki is both. At all times. She's that whole time. It's like her head has been in just a dome of humidity. I just feel so bad for Vicki now because, you know, she's gone to all this trouble. She got a new horrid face. You can't do anything about your hair. The doctor can do whatever he wants to your face, but your hair is still going to be like sandpaper. You can't do anything about that. And then she actually even admitted that she did it just because slave made fun of her. And then she says, oh, you think I looked like Miss Piggy? Well, what do you think now? Yeah. Speaking of that comment, how messed up is Bravo on their Twitter feed yesterday at Bravo TV? They posted something like, do you actually think Vicki Gunvelson at Vicki Gunvelson looks like at Mickey Rourke? Way in. We happen to love both of them. If they own networks, social media person is pretty much calling Vicki Gunvelson, you know, chopped up face Mickey Rourke. Wow. That was another thing in the article at that site that I was telling you about earlier. One of the things was that everybody hates Vicki, like the whole crew hates Vicki. She's a pain in the asthma and no one likes her, so that makes sense. But yeah, that's not very nice. That's really mean. And as we said last week, we said she was a combination of Mickey Rourke and Joan Van Ark. So where were the at Joan Van Ark? Might I ask? Very good point. What kind of a grown man goes on a radio show and demeans a woman based on her looks? I mean, besides us. He really is disgusting. Yeah. He's a disgusting piece of shit. At least we're trying to be funny. And when Gretchen's saying how like, oh my God, he's all over Southern California. No. Playlist 92.7, because I used to listen to it, was based out of Oxnard and had like, you know, you just barely got it. You just barely got it in LA. Where the hell is Oxnard? It's far away. Is that by like Magic Mountain and by Celia? No, it's by Camarillo. Like the Camarillo. The point is it's in Ventura. It's all the way up there. No one listened to it except for me because they played Cougar music, which I happened to love. I was going to say the real housewives of Camarillo probably listened to it. And they're like, oh, Gretchen says, oh, it's the highest rated hour on the radio station. And first of all, he only gets an hour, which shows how bad he is. He doesn't even get a typical. Right. Our podcasts are at least an hour and 12 minutes. Yeah, exactly. Whoa, we talk. He's a radio DJ. Like he's a music DJ, isn't he? Doesn't he just play music? Yeah, but he does. He does, but he also does some chatting. I listened to a show once. It was terrible. It also makes fun of Vicki Gondrelson. And then you look at that nest. Oh, host on the show. My God, she looks like Nina Blackwood smashed up with Pink and run over by a tractor trailer. And then spit out of the ass of some like little Disney cartoon. She looks like-- She looks like a bowl of puppet dinosaur. If you play ever play the game like Rock Band, she looks like one of those characters. It's like those people don't really exist. They just draw them up for Rock Band. And it's like, oh, wow, this woman really took some design. Apparently they do. She's probably glamorous for Oxnard. Yeah, she's like, she's like a wee character you make if you're like a butch lesbian. I bet the rest of those wee characters look like Shina, Shana, Skana, because like Oxnard, Azusa, it's all the same, right? I know. She sort of looks like season powder. If season powder decide to grow a hair out and turn a pink. And become emaciated and one foot tall and an ugly little rat. She's probably just like a long lost member of four non-blondes, quite frankly. Actually, I know people were happy that I say quite frankly. Well, Linda Perry, who by the way just got engaged to Sarah Gilbert formerly of Roseanne fame, have you seen the photos of her? She now looks like Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh my god, don't sell Countess Luann. I know, how dare I? He's about to get some top webby royal vagina rubbed all over him. Yeah, that Countess is about to get all over Linda Perry. That'll be an amazing love triangle. Okay, let's get back to Vicki. I want to talk more about the opening of the episode, which is her trying to redesign this house in Cota de Causa, which I thought she was going to sell, but now she is staying in. Oh, no, wait, wait, I'm so sorry. The phone's ringing. Our first special guest is here. Ooh. It looks like it's Reza. Okay. Oh my god, hello. Congratulations. It's like a 69. Oh my god, 69 episodes. That is like so sexual. Like, homeboys got like a penis in his mouth, and the other homeboys got a penis in his mouth too, but it's in a podcast form. That's so Persian. Oh, Reza. I'm so glad you could make it for a 69. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So let's just catch up on your life real quick. Are you talking now to MJ? Have you guys started talking again? Well, I talked to her because I needed to ask her where to get some good cases of Dracar Noir because I ran out. And other than I'm not talking to homegirl, don't she fesses up to eating all my sliders? Well, Reza, rumor has it that Ben Mandelker bumped into in a coffee bean and tea leaf on sunset recently. Can you, you know, dispel those rumors? Oh, my God. He did not, but I heard that Ben Mandelker's friend, Sita, did and took a photo of me. That's so white. Like, Persians would be like, here have some pomegranate seeds, but why people are like, I'm going to take a picture of you. Well, I'd like to personally thank you as someone who struggles with their weight. I just wanted to say thank you for feeling comfortable, even though you're on national TV to just get fat. I mean, thank you so much for what you're contributing to the rest of us. Well, like, I'm, like, really into eating, like, a dry cookie, because Persians love a dry cookie. And I'm like, oh, my God. Look at that white person eating a soft batch. Like, give me a dry, crumbly cookie. Any day, I'll have five and get fat and smell of Twink's armpit. Okay. I was going to say, because we thought your favorite food group was a white boy armpit. Oh, my God. I love that so much. Like, white boy armpit, like, on my face. Like, if they could put that in a bottle of Dracon Noir, that would be my ideal scent, and I would attract all the hot Twinks. Okay. Well, just one last question before we let you go, because we've got a very busy show packed with very important things. But if you were a housewife from the Real Housewives, or if you could be besties with a housewife from the Real Housewives of Orange County, who would it be and why? Oh, my God. I would totally be besties with Tamara, because that bitch has got fierce hair. She's like, it's like someone took a bunch of saffron rice and made it flat and put on someone's head. That's like, so Persian. Okay. Well, thanks, Reza. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Congratulations. I'm 69. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Oh, my God. We are so blessed to be, you know, surrounded by Bravo stars. I'm sure he's the first of many special guests tonight. Because I didn't even get a chance to ask a question. Oh, we thought you were in the bathroom. I was. You guys should have told me that Reza was coming. Oh, my God. There he is. Right. That's Reza calling right now, but I'm not taking his call because he missed his chance. Okay. Back to Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki's house. She's trying to, you know, Brianne has moved in with the baby, who's actually cute. And I don't really like babies, but Troy is cute. The husband's there. He only wears RVCA clothes, which drives me insane. I think I thought it was called Ruka. Not RVCA. I don't know. I say Bulgari. Bulgari. Is that me or me? Do you have, do you have no appreciation for Old English? Apparently I don't. Anyway, so what do we think of Vicki? I mean, I thought she was going to leave that. I mean, this is the house she's been in since the beginning of this show. I thought she was going to leave Kota Dikazza, but she's stuck there. Could you imagine this poor little baby Troy? I mean, this is the images he sees growing up. It's going to be this woman's crazy. Mickey, Mickey work face coming at him every single day. He's going to be traumatized. Are there enough TJ Maxx and Ross dress for lesses in Orange County for her to redecorate that entire house with a new floor delis and rusted rooster accoutrement? Absolutely, because last time I checked, every single TJ Maxx and Marshall's and Ross's had not sold out of their oversized glass bell jars that can be filled with purple and blue pebbles. Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed to have those. Ronnie, you do not have crystal glasses filled with, like, colored rocks. Have the bell jars. And when people come over, I'm like, "Would you like some iced tea?" And I put it in a bell jar, just like me and mom. Oh, my God. You know, we have to make a field trip to TJ Maxx and take pictures of everything that we think would go in their houses. Or in fact, why don't the listeners go to TJ Maxx and take pictures and put them on our face. They should send them in and they should say whose house it belongs in. We'll make an album. That'll be the best. Okay, and if someone has something that actually shows up in a house or has shown up in one of the homes, you'll win a prize. Yes, you'll win that item. If it's less than five dollars. Yes. Okay, so what do we think about Brienne moving in? Clearly, this is a ploy by Bravo and the producers of the show to, you know, start some fighting, some additional fighting between Brienne and her mother. But what do you guys think on Brienne's take? I mean, she hates Vicky's on again off again, boyfriend. And she says that if Vicky brings a man into that house, she's out of there. Yeah, but it's like, despite the fact that Brooks might be in there and there might be best flying around everywhere, what's her other option to get like a studio apartment in Dustin? No, she's going to take her mom's guest room. Yeah, I mean, you know how I felt. You know how I feel about it. I was yelling at the TV. Go to the army base, you fat slug. Yeah, well, I'm going to go to Pendleton. It's right there. It is right there. There's a donut in the army housing. You want to live there? See what that's like? Go take a group shower with people. What other things do they have to do in the army? You know, you don't even have your own bathroom. You have to eat grits out of a box. Enjoy yourself, Brienne. That's what I say. Shut your mouth. Your mom is paying the rent. You'd be quiet. I'd like to see her park her white Mercedes outside of the barracks there because you remember when she was like a nursing student. Vicki was like, "Let me buy you a $45,000 white Mercedes." Yeah. You know what she should do? She should move into Sheena's old bedroom in Azusa. It could be like the holiday. You know what they do? They do like a swap, except instead of like New York and London or Los Angeles and London. It's-- Code of the Casa. Casa. It's like the direct to DVD version of the holiday produced by Kenya Moore. I would watch that in a heartbeat. I would actually love that. More people would buy that than Phaedra's Don Quibouti workout video. Could you imagine? That's the whole point of the movie. It's like, "Oh my God, I'm getting this great place in London." And it's like, "Oh wait, it's in Azusa." The biggest let's out. Yeah, I think that Brianna needs to shut her fat traps. She's getting free rent. And I love that she complains like, "Oh, well, there's so much. Well, first of all, Vicki is totally an asshole. So don't let that slip by." She's totally a jerk 'cause I love that she starts remodeling right when there's a baby in the house. So, you know, good point. But at the same time, she's like, "Oh, well, you know, now I have to stay up here just between these two rooms." Yeah, like my whole fucking life Brianna, okay? Well, you know what, here's the thing. I tend to think the short-term health hazards of the dust and the air are better than the long-term health hazards than that baby being exposed to the previous interior design. Or the glitter all over Vicki's face powder that's covering up her new Jay Leno chin because apparently she has a speckle on glitter to make it extra prominent. Yeah, and in typical Vicki fashion, glitter, what glitter? I don't have any glitter on. I'm talking about glitter. I don't wear glitter. I'll make it from my lip gloss, which doesn't have glitter. And my face doesn't have glitter. And the baby is glowing. I know. I love that you're giving your trolls an iron voice. Did I? Yeah, you're like, "What's been too long?" Nope, nobody has perfected a Vicki voice, I will say. My favorite was when they had a flashback to that winery from like three seasons ago, and it was like, "Oh, look." They were all skinny. They all had different faces, different husbands. Different waistlines. They've all transformed in the most unique ways. Yeah. There's some abusive husbands. Oh, that's memories. But by the way, Ronnie, you're right. We've actually never even tried to do a Vicki voice. Do you think we could possibly do it? Is this like the new candy challenge? It's the new challenge. I normally just use kind of a Sarah Palin voice, but it takes a long time to get you. But it needs to be a little more rustle. Well, the thing is, there are two types of Vicki voices. There's a normal voice, which I can't even try. And I'm going to try to do her screamy voice. Here we go. I think it usually sounds something like... Tom, how do you say that? That is pretty good. I mean, it's a little bit of... It's a little Thomas Kramer. It's a little Thomas Kramer from Real Housewives of Miami. But that's... Wait, that's a big prank! Yeah, I can't do it. No, you can't. You can't. But there's also a different... You never get an evil eye! No, no, no. There's also a difference between nice Vicki having fun on a pontoon boat at Lake Havasu and sad new Vicki. Because sad new Vicki is just different. Well, she stuck her head in a washing machine and then went to a dinner party. That's sad new Vicki. Yeah. She's the cabbage patch doll that didn't get adopted, so she got put into a car cruncher. That's new Vicki. She really is a cabbage patch doll. Speaking of new... Turning new leaps, etc. Can we talk about Sky Zone and its new spokesman, Alexis Bellino? You guys have no idea, but my birthday is in like five or six weeks or something. And I actually have started to investigate having a party at Sky Zone. You know, I've heard those places are great. But what I loved is that someone on our Facebook page, sorry I can't give you a name, because I can't remember who said it, was like... Listen, Jim and Alexis need to calm down, Sky Zone is a franchise. It's like being like, "Hey, we just built a new restaurant. We're gonna call it McDonald's. We have this remake." Oh, really? I didn't know that. It is. If you go to the website, you can franchise that shit out, just like a pinkberry or a hot dog on a stick. Oh, that's embarrassing. I was just saying, it's symbolic. It does not have like the entrepreneurial wherewithal to even think of having all those like blue boxes that you've fallen into when you're that pit of like foam and whatever. Okay, well speaking of Jim, let's talk about this for a second, because a lot of people are talking about how he is not as disgusting and horrible as he used to be. Is that because he saw how awful he was on TV and he's trying to correct that like so many housewives in the past? Oh, they're trying so hard. Or did we just give them too much shit in the past and they're actually not for... No, they're horrible. They're so hard to look like they're in love and they're happy and he's not mean and not abusive. I mean, it's just typical. She has no friends. Every time she wants to go see them, he says they're abusing her. Like he's just totally disgusting. He's a total piece of shit. I love that she can't even jump on a trampoline. Stupid. I know she's so stupid. She can't even master the simplest thing of all. But I also loved you. Did you notice that the producers included a shot of Jim jumping up a trampoline and trying to dunk a basketball and missing even though he was like right on top of the hoop. He couldn't put the ball in the hoop. Oh, God. I love that they included that whole, well, honey, you're the boss at home, but I'm the boss here. Since when is she the boss at home? Yeah. Talking about. Well, ever since she decided to give up her dress line and her job at Fox, she's been able to dedicate herself to her family and fixing all of their problems. It's horrible. It's very contrived. They're trying to make it seem like he was hurting inside. No, no, no. He's an asshole. They're trying to make it seem like they're super happy. But I do love. I do love that now. Alexis is so proud to be the spokesman for Skyzone. Which one? Which one? Number two to the White House. I'm looking at the Skyzone locations in Southern California, and are they like, is that Covina or Chula Vista? Which one are they in? There's an Anaheim? Covina is out by Azusa. No, this is not an Orange County. It's got to be Anaheim or two. There's a Torrance. There's a Riverside. Not Riverside, not Riverside, maybe Torrance, but I think it's probably deeper into our channel. Well, the good news is they just announced a new one in Glendale and one in Van Nuys. So we are going... Hey, yes. I love how they opened all these, all these, uh, Skyzone's in the classiest neighborhoods. We are going to all of them. Maybe we're going to end up doing a bar crawl. We're going to do a Skyzone. Trampoline crawl. I, I, again, I just, I love that Alexis thinks that she has some huge platform now. She's like, you know, I'll be talking to Fox five. I'll be talking to, yes, I'll be talking to CNN. As if this is like going to be an ongoing daily, weekly thing where, as if the media is always going to be coming in, asking questions, getting her inside, getting her opinions on things. It's like, woman, you are going to speak to the press for one day for five minutes, and that's it. Yeah, what's going on at the Trampoline Park? Get someone on that. Get a cup reporter on it. We hear the Trampoline Park burn down, but then the family got out safely. Oh, thank God. Thank God. Oh, that woman is so stupid, and I just love that they're keeping her bullying, their bullying storyline going on. That's really fun. She's incredibly stupid, and I cannot wait until she's back with the girls getting bullied. Yeah, you like it when she's bullied. Do you like it when she gets to go to a sexy, lumbata classes with her husband, Jim? Did that turn anybody on? You know what really turned me on was when Jim was like, fast, slow, fast, slow, regarding his sex life with, you know who. Babes Belleno. I just, I don't want to think of them having sex. They make me sick. It's only episode two, and I want to barf. So what do we think about Vicki and Tamara's truce? It's not a truce. Or, or whatever it was, resolution. It was really just another forcing to drunk women into a wine cellar and locking the door. Yeah. It was really a steel cage match in the making that never really came to fruition, and I really wanted somebody to be much a man Randy Savage and the other to be Jake the Snake Roberts. I kind of expected Tamara to take one of those wine bottles, break it over the edge of something, and aim the shards at Vicki. Me too, because that woman wants to pretend that she's classy, but you know she wanted to get some glass and cut that woman. Yeah. I just love Tamara's whole innocent act like, what did I do? I was just trying to look out for my friend. Um, no, no, you're a horrible, horrible, vile goblin lives under a bridge, and you jump out and scare children. Her face looked normal until she saw you and someone hit her on the back. Now she's stuck like that. Tamara's horrible. I mean, I don't care. Right now it just all seems so contrived, and Gretchen's obvious fear of them becoming friends again is hilarious. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Here's an idea. Why don't they just all three become friends, and then they don't have to be scared. Oh, well Vicki won't be able to handle Gretchen for two seconds. Exactly. [SINGING] How unclassy are these women? They don't know how to eat shelf. I mean, what, Vicki didn't have a party last season, and they didn't know how to eat the other thing. Yeah, that's crawfish, but to be fair, that's a little bit more. Oh, I don't know how to eat a crawfish. Let's get real. Well, go to Hot and You See Crawfish on Santa Monica and La Brea, because that's just good. I don't want to snap the heads off anything, and then suck it down. Oh, I'm telling you, you're missing out. It's fun. Okay, let's go right after this. I'm down. You're making stew, Ronnie. You can. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, anyway. So, yeah, that show is kind of on my nerves, because there's nothing really to fight about. Although, I loved Eddie, because he's the typical boyfriend who only hears one side of the story. So, Tamara's like, "Well, she might want me back in her life." And he's like, "She is a lying, evil, vindictive terrorist." Which is exactly the way a gay man would say it. She's like babies. She's like babies. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] She is an evil woman, and nothing but a bitch. I love her. She is fierce, and I mean it in a bad way. [LAUGHTER] But I love that he's the typical husband who's like, "She's a terrorist. Don't ever." Yeah. Sorry, you picked the wrong side on that one. She's back. What are they going to do? Back. She'll be back. Um... Then you love how Tamara was like, "Well, I own 51%, so I'm the boss." Like, I'm surprised that's not her opening little tagline. 'Cause didn't Gretchen have that last year? Like, "I'm the boss." Mmm. Yeah, what is Tamara's? I mean, it's probably something like, "I own 51% of my business and 100% of my life." That's probably what it would do. Right, exactly. [LAUGHTER] Wait, Ronnie, Ronnie, think of a few more. I own 51% of the business and what? No, you can't put me on the spot like that. I'm not your monkey mother. Oh, I thought you were going to be funny, but now you're just being horrible. Um, this is on the floor. That would be my housewise thing. Ben, do another one. I own 51% of my fitness studio, but... I own 51% of my fitness studio. [LAUGHTER] I don't think we have to have a different setup. I think there's only one, for all these things, there's only one payoff for the setups. You have to come up with a different one, which is something like, "I may not own the biggest fitness studio in Orange County, but it certainly is the hottest." I'll do Alexis. You know, I may be beautiful. I may be beautiful, but I'm not more beautiful than Jesus. [LAUGHTER] We know where those always end up. Tamara may be, Tamara may be kind of pretty, but she's not as pretty as Jesus. Tamara may own 51% of her club, but Jesus owns 49% of the world. [LAUGHTER] The only one who's allowed to bully me is Jesus. [LAUGHTER] Katie Kurek's got nothing on Jesus. Oh, my God. Katie Kurek may have a funny name, but Jesus owns 49% of cameras. [LAUGHTER] I may use my Amex card for Katie Kurek books, but I spare no expense when it comes to Jesus. [LAUGHTER] I may have like going trampoline, but Jesus invented it. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] I don't even know where they go from there. I'm like trying to think of things in Alexis's life. Alexis Kurek is not only fashionable, it's like Jesus and Katie Kurek. Super cute. I love when she started going off. Do you think my husband's lazy? Oh, we have had businesses, okay? We have a dry cleaning business. We had a bowling alley. We had a park. One time we owned a car dealership. Another time we sold playing cards. One time we had a rice field. We made cork for wine. We once went on to business with the Nigerian prince, and let me tell you something. We haven't gone our investment back, but when he gets in this country, we are going to be owning a lot of households. That is how they lost all of their money. Who's going to be laughing then? Katie Kurek is going to want to interview me, and I'm going to be dancing on a trampoline. Do you know that, by the way, when she and Jim went to go do that dancing class, that was such a desperate attempt on her part to get cast on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. I'm going to dance with my mata. I'm going to dance with my mata. The only one who can dance with my mata better than Jim is Jesus. That's a good thing. Yeah, because Lambs used to follow Jesus everywhere he went. I've seen the pictures in church. It's a dance that's named after Lambs with great bodies. It's a Lamba. So what do you want to talk about in Orange County now? My hatred for Heather and the fact that she is just a shitster who likes clam bakes. Listen, listen, I hate to be the downer once again, but we've been talking about Orange County for I think about 40 minutes and we have three other shows to go through. Oh, and Orange County is so stupid. How did we even talk about this show for them? Wait a second. We have a phone call. There's a phone call coming in, guys. Oh my gosh, who is it? Who is it? Oh my goodness. It's Kim Richards. Hi, Kim. Hello. Kim. It's us. Can you hear us? Are you on? Hi. Are you on Lambs on Kim? Can you hear me? Hi. Kim, are you at the Burbank airport? Hold on. I'm going to dust this phone off because I don't know if you can hear me on it. Can you hear it? We can hear you, Kim. Hi, it's Kim. Kim, we want to say first of all, we got your gift care package of Chicken Salad and thought I was very gracious of you. Well, you know, Kyle, Kyle would have sent that made with mayonnaise, but I use Miracle Whip because we're real different and like she likes sunshine and I like the moon. She likes sidewalks and I like walking in the street. We're totally just different types of people. She likes spaceships and I like kites because you can hold a string and they'll fly in a spaceship. I mean, where do you poop up there? No one's been able to tell me that. Kim, Kim, can you talk a little bit about your relationship with your older sister, Kathy? Because it seems like you are actually closer to Kathy unless, you know, involved with Kyle. I mean, it seems a little strange to us. Oh, well, no matter what happens, we're family. Kathy, I've known for a long time. I mean, I've known Kathy, gosh, I think I met Kathy before I met Kyle. I met her, gosh, I was really young. I don't even remember. You know, you don't remember things before you're 10 years old. Your memories don't start until after you're 10. But I know that when I was 10, I knew Kathy. I don't even remember meeting Kyle. So, you know, we go to dinner together. We'll go to Peter Piper. Sometimes we'll get our nails done. Sometimes she wanted to go to the park, and so we went and we parked. You know, she's a real good person. Her daughter's a whore, but she's great. Can you set the rumors aside once and for all? Were you sober in Paris? Well, they use a different language there. So, you know, sometimes they call it, and that's what I was. So, if you want to know what that is, you need to learn another language. Because this is a country where there's a lot of different kinds of people here. It's not just black and white anymore. Now it's brown, and now Russians. You know, you've got to know all kinds of languages, or you're just going to be in the dark. You're not going to work, isn't it? No, no, not at all. So, I guess, Kim, last question. Where does things stand between you and Kyle now? Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. Okay. So, what? Where do things stand between you and Kyle, your sister? Well, I'll tell you one thing I don't do in front of Kyle anymore is stand. And I'm glad you brought that up. Because every time I stand, she's taking pillows out from under me and giving them to people. And then suddenly everyone's talking about pooping on pillows. And I like to say, I don't appreciate that, all right? Kim, I do have one final question. I'm sorry to keep you. I know you're probably about to board an airplane. I'm learning lines. I'm going to be doing a new film with Eminem. He's a rapper. You might have also seen him in commercials. He's the horny green one. Well, Kim, I wanted to ask you because we saw during the Lost Food Special, there was a scene where your friend Taylor started to attack your other friend, Adrian, very viciously. And there was a strange shot of you in the background and you looked kind of cross-eyed. And I wanted you to discuss that scene. Well, you know, it's funny because I was trying to record it onto my TV. And when I got home, it wasn't even there. And I just kept trying to find lost and lost and lost. And it came on. And it turns out that this whole thing began with a plane crash. Which must have happened before I was even 10 years old because I don't remember it. I watched about seven hours of it, but I'm not even in it yet. Kathy was there. But me and Kyle aren't even in it yet. So we'll have to talk about it on the next time, Union Times. All right. Well, Kim, thank you so much for calling on our 69 episodes. Thank you. I love you all. You're welcome. I can't wait to see you in your new film. I'm sure you're going to be so good at calling me if you need any tips. Turtle power. Turtle power. I love turtles. All right. Bye, Kim. Bye. Wow. What a treat. What a joy right now. Wow. She was really sweet. She is still drunk. She had a lot to say. Yeah. Yeah. She was great. So where are we going now? Real housewives? Do it. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Let's move. Let's move up the freeway. Let's go up the 405 to Beverly Hills. This reminded me of why I love this show. Even when it gets terrible and all about Adrienne's stupid fucking eating her own children or whatever it was for a whole season. I really used to love when Kyle and Lisa would just be bitches together. That scene in the car where they were like trash talking Adrienne and Brandy was so funny. Yeah. No, that was great. Was it funnier than when they showed Adrienne throwing a football and smashing her child in the face? And then they cut to Brandy laughing her ass off on the couch. Well, Bravo is very sneaky because that was one of the lawsuits that Adrienne was threatening the file against Paul was that he was abusing their children and he was claiming that it happened during sports. Yeah. Guess what? Those children don't have bruises on them because Paul was beating him. It's because Adrienne was throwing toys at their head. Yeah. So it was kind of awesome that Bravo did that. It was like yet another fuck you to Adrienne, which I loved. I mean, while the kid looked like he was like nine years old. Yeah. He was a little blind. He was a little bitch. Especially because you know that Adrienne is not throwing that ball so hard. It was something. It was a nerf ball. Oh my god. Oh my god. I hit my side. Well, is he even her son? Oh, there I said it. She's like, I can do that. I can cry. I can do that. If he was biological, she probably wouldn't have thrown a toy at it because it's from a stranger's vagina. She's probably like, I might as well just hit it with some toys. The reason why the kid's face is blurred out is not to protect his identity. It's probably because she doesn't want people seeing genetic remnants of her old face. Yeah. She doesn't want people to be like, hey, isn't that Adrienne's manny? I mean, isn't that Adrienne's cleaning lady? Yeah. I also like that there was a whole argument about Bernie's dried brownies. Oh my god. And you know, that was another thing. That's how totally did get the bitch out at the season because everything they showed of her last night was hilarious. Yeah. When they were fighting at the reunion about, oh, did Lisa criticize Bernie's brownies or whatever? Adrienne's like, are we serious? We're adult women talking about brownies and her imitation of Lisa. Who darling? I would never say anything about Bernie's brownies in my life. Hey, if I would never. We should have asked our Reza to weigh in on those dry, those dry cookies. You would have loved them. You would have loved them. Um, we, uh, I would love to see Bernie on chops. I love them. Oh my God. He would just be vile when he got chopped in the first round. Yeah. He'd be like writing, tweeting Alex Gorna Shelley, "Meleste Little Children." That's the truth of it. And I found out which is why I was chopped. Actually, I do believe that about Alex Gorna Shelley because I hate her. I love Alex Gorna Shelley. Yeah, I love her too. I want to do a whole mashup of her judge looks from Chopped because she looks like she just hates them and wants them to die. Oh my gosh. I would like. Yeah, somebody should gift that because she just looks constantly constipated. Well, of course, if you were, if every day you went to work, so I'm almost feeding you something that's like Chipotle and Bubblegum, you'd be like, "I hate this." So Chipotle Bubblegum, I think that we should franchise that along with a high zone. Well, I could have been on it. But it's probably on it. It's a classic Bernie dish. I got a new cable plan that includes the cooking channel and she has a cooking show on that. And it is hilarious watching her being all chipper and nice. She's like, "Hi, guys. Today, we're going to make some cornbread because who doesn't think of their family when they eat cornbread in a skillet? Let's go buy the perfect skillet together." It's like, "Bitch, I know you are a vile, child-leading tyke. Could you just be like you are on top because that I would watch." Oh my gosh. Is that cooking lost? All right. This is how you stir it. Did you stir it properly? You probably didn't. You fucking idiot. That's the cooking show I want to see from that. Just to clarify, Ben and Ronnie have been the only two to curse so far this hour and a half. Not me. Well, we have to pick up work because we have to pick up your cursing. My brain just died. Let it go, Ben. Let it go. Okay, I have a few more things I want to talk about. Can we talk about the scene that I just asked Kim about on the phone where Taylor loses her goddamn mind and starts screaming at Adrian and Paul and then Kim is standing in the background looking like, "God, this bitch be crazy. Not me." Oh my god. That was a classic Taylor meltdown. It's a classic. You need to have her back. I wish I could remember. What was the phrase that she said where she was like, "I don't know what it was, but something like, "Why can't they be there for me?" It was a classic pity party Taylor moment. She loves to always go back to the, "Well, my life is shit because my husband killed himself." And it's like... You can live out your master chef dreams. When you find a professional on Angie to tackle your dream kitchen remodel, connect with skilled professionals to get all your home projects done well. Inside to outside. Repairs to renovations. Get started on the Angie app or visit Angie.com today. You can do this when you Angie that. This Halloween, ghoul all out with Instacart. Whether you're hunting for the perfect costume, eyeing that giant bag of candy, or casting spells with eerie decor. We've got it all in one place. Download the Instacart app and get delivery in as fast as 30 minutes. Plus, enjoy $0.00 delivery fees on your first three orders. Offer valid for a limited time, minimum $10.00 per order, service fees other fees and additional term supply, Instacart, bringing the store to your door this Halloween. Nobody cares. You don't know what I've been going through. You don't know. I think it would be different if people liked him, but nobody cares that he's dead. Not even snowball. I think probably like 80% of the people don't even believe that bitch was ever abused. I'm sorry to like start another riot, but I don't think... Adrien wasn't. Adrien wasn't. That's the thing. I mean, you know, Adrien was questioning her last year about like that black eye and all the stuff. And I just feel like, you know, the more we talk about the more, I'm not sure what the truth is. Well, I also like how Adrien's excuse for non-calling Taylor was like, well, at a certain point, there's just nothing you can do. Like, what do I do? It's like, bitch, why don't you just call her? Although... Well, what she was saying was that she was friends with Taylor before this, and Taylor was, you know, always dropping hints about this. She was always complaining about Russell, and it's like, at a certain point, you've got to stop being a victim and fucking leave. But she wouldn't leave because there was money there. And Kim got in trouble last year for saying the same thing that she could have gotten or this year, this season for saying the same thing, like, she could have left that marriage, which is kind of insensitive if it is really somebody getting abused. But I think that Taylor was just getting story time. Oh, that's so horrible to say gross. It's true. My question is this. How did Taylor wind up with pretty much the most like normal gay best friend out of all the gays? Well, he was horrible yesterday. No, no, no, no, no, listen, he was doing his thing, but all the other gays and all the other housewives are these crazy, flamboyant, awful, awful gays. This guy was being like a little bitchy, but compared to all the other gays. They didn't edit him out. I mean, if they didn't edit him out, I think he would be, because listen to him last night, he was saying, you know, Adrian, I mean, after all that stuff happened, you know, some of the girls called, but Adrian didn't even call me. She didn't even call me. And either did Paul. Paul didn't call me either. It's like, um, your husband didn't die. Why are they calling you? Dwight, shut up, Dwight. Well, given that every gay on these housewives shows always just sort of will say yes to their, to their hag, no matter what. So that's a given. So he's doing what all the other gays do. But when you look at him, I don't look at him in cringe and embarrassed for gay people. Every gay person on reality TV is a horrible, horrible, disgusting, vile human being. I don't care. I don't care if it's survivor. I don't care if it's big brother. I don't care if it's the housewives. I don't care. They're all disgusting, horrible people that are putting, that are putting us in the dark ages. And maybe they're not right now, but they will be like, if they seem normal and I say we'll become horrible, because I was, I was agreed about Dwight until yesterday, and I was like, Oh, that's right. But at least he's not like walking around in ridiculous Louboutins and like a boa wrapped around his neck. He was wearing pink pants and plaid shirt buttoned down to his belly. Oh, that was, that's just like Southern waspies. No, it's called no it's I'm from DC. What's your dirty mouth? I'm I'm telling you, like, I saw what I was going to be telling her. I mean, the kind that he's gross. I think that they just have cut out so much of Taylor that we haven't seen her gay as much. Yeah. Now didn't Yolanda do something very funny this episode? What was it that she did? She did 500 amazing things highlighted by the fact that she got up in Kim, are in Kyle's face and was like telling Kyle all this shit. And then Kyle was trying to fight back and then skirting the issue. And then Kyle started to call out Yolanda and Yolanda was like, you want to discuss it? Let's discuss it right now. And then Kyle folded like a house of cards. So I have to, I have to relay something that comes from our friend Lisa Timmons. Lisa relayed this observation to me and she's not here obviously to share it. So I'm going to share it on her behalf. And Lisa was like, you know, every time I see Yolanda's opening where Yolanda says, I like to have fun, but I don't play games. It's always like, there's a part of you that sort of thinks she's going to say, I like to have fun, but I don't like to have fun. That was Lisa who observed that. I'm not feeling it, but it's such a fun. Maybe to bring Lisa on. It's been a while. Oh, yeah. Maybe next week I'll ask her. I'm sure she would love to come back. But it's the other thing though that Yolanda did do, she, and this is going to, you know, Ben, you're typically the Debbie Downer, but she did go visit her friend with ALS and was making a scrapbook with her or for her. And I don't know. It made me love Yolanda even more. I mean, she, I don't know. She is real. I like her. I think. Oh my God. Can you imagine her and that friend now? Oh geez. They're probably both in that bed. Like, you go get to me some Cheerios. No, you go get me some. No, you go get to me some. No, you. You know, Yolanda's like, listen, the only way you're going to get ahead in this life is if you get up off of your couch, I'm sorry if you have air less, but just get on your feet and walk. Go for a jog. Go for a jog and eat a roasted chicken. Listen. That's what you do. There is nothing more disgusting than a sick woman in my bed. Oh, guys are horrible and you are both going to. I will say this, wait, to be, to get back from being an asshole for a second. I do feel like Yolanda was a little screwed because this was the first time I think we saw her like crying and it was a really human side of Yolanda and I would have liked to have seen that during the regular season as opposed to her robotic side. As opposed to her walking around me, like, it's very important for a young girl to have her own horse and then to go home lemons, you know, speaking of assholes, like the two of you, let's talk about Marissa and the way she treats her husband. Oh, God. Last night was definitely. She is disgusting. I think last night was definitely response to all the people on Twitter saying why would it so disrespectful that Marissa wasn't even invited to the reunion? Why is she already fired? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That is why she's horrible. She's boring. I mean, she's one of those people that, you know, when people say, well, man, if they really made this about real housewives, it would be more interesting. No, it wouldn't. It would be extra boring. I wish there was more of her mom. I loved her mom. Well, I wonder where she gets it. She is her mom. Yeah. Horrible. I wanted more of her husband changing and like doing, you know, changing, trying all this clothes in that closet, but then he turned his back and went to the bathroom to change his shirt. Was it me? And I'm not trying to burn any bridges in Hollywood here, but it was sort of hard to imagine him being a producer seeing the way he seemed so passive in that entire situation. A little bit. But I was more appalled. Has he ever done anything that you're part of? I mean, she lives like, she looks like she lives in the Val. I mean, she doesn't, she doesn't, she's not doing very well. That's what I'm trying to do. No. And, you know, I'm sorry, but they had plastic hangers and I'm sorry. Which people only have nice hangers and Maserati's for their kids. Yeah. And Porsche Kyan's are and Porsche Panamera's, excuse me. Yeah. Exactly. By the way, a side note, did anyone else think that Kim's daughters look lovely? They look great. They are lovely. They seem to be lovely girls. They're lovely girls who like to dine at the grove. And we didn't even talk about my favorite part of the episode, which is when Kim fell down the staircase. It's like the moment we've been waiting for for three years, Kim falling down a staircase. And I meant to do that in that horrible Italian restaurant in the grove. Yeah. I was like, so that's what it looks like inside because I would never do it. Which restaurant were they in? It's the one when you come out of the parking garage and it's on the left-hand side. I went there for a birthday party once. The food is on the right side. Yeah. The steakhouse or the Italian place? The Italian place. It's the Italian place. It's on the right. It's on the right hand side. If you're walking out of the garage, it's on the left-hand side. If you're walking to the garage. Oh, okay. Yeah. There. It's been settled. Anyway, the food is crap, but not as crappy as Kathy Hilton's dress line. Come on. Oh, my God. How ugly is that? You know, I love that Kathy Hilton refuses to be on camera unless she's getting paid. And so she's never been on until this season. And then she's on because she wants to promote her fugly ass dress line. Come on. Shut up, Kathy Hilton. Don't you have enough money to pay to get some PR done? And then Paris in the bathroom trying to make Kim's alcoholism all about her? I've missed you. You've been gone for so long, Auntie Kim. You look great. I've missed you. Shut up, Kim. I mean, shut up, Paris. Or both. The fucking Paris doing coke in the bathroom stall and coming out and being like, "I'm glad you're back, Auntie." Nikki had the right idea, which was just to avoid the entire mess entirely. Yeah, Nikki's actually got a real job. She's like stopping by Wells Fargo to deposit a check that she like earned. Maybe. Um, was there anything else on that lost footage special that was worthwhile? I laughed. I almost cried. It was beautiful. It was actually very good. It reminded me of why I loved me some housewives. And then it was back to vile ass medicine women. Oh, Lord. Dr. Quinn Medicine Women. Oh, Lord. Dr. Quinn Medicine Women. By the way, somebody should definitely make us a photo for our Facebook page that is the outfit and hat and ensemble worn by Jane Seymour and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman with Mariah's face on it. Get to it, Photoshop kids. I, uh, so I feel like she moved on to Atlanta now? Yeah, I think we're done with Beverly Hills. Are you guys? I'm done. I can't remember anything else. Yeah. I don't remember anything else. I'm done. I'm glad the season is OVR. Do we have any call? Do we have anyone calling? I think I hear Leah Black on the line. I think I put her on hold a minute ago. Oh my God. Okay. Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. How's it going? How fun is this? Yeah, it's so good to talk to you. We've missed you. Sixty-one episodes. Oh, how fun is that? So fun. Ben. Say hi to Leah. Hey, Leo. How's it going? Oh, wow. So Leah, tell us, um, do you have anything going on beside your personal line now in your real life? Well, I just bought three new houses and then I decided to hit the mall. So I went, I calmed down. Leah, can you talk a little bit about season three? You guys actually got greenlit after a low rated season two and you're back. What's going on with the filming right now? Well, they had to, they had to do another season because otherwise I had to invoice them. They owe me. How fun is that? They can't just tear it down. They got a kid do you see? Uh oh. We've got another call coming in and I think we should take it. Can you tell us? I'm going to three-way it. Um, it looks like it's Thomas Kramer. Where's Thomas Kramer? Sit down. Shut up. Listen to me. Speak. Congratulations. I've got 65% percent. Hi, Thomas. You're on the line with us and with Leah. Oh, hello. I've known Leah for but he has. Hi. Sorry. There's a delay. That's okay. So how did you just mean? Well, I was having a sex party and such a Sunday was there and three polar bears and I saw this beautiful woman with a crocodile on her wall and I said, "I want to be friends with you." So sit down and shut up and be my friend. Thomas, I have to interrupt you. I'm sorry. I just, I have somebody else on the line that I need to patch in real quick. It's Mama Elsa. She would like to weigh in and say hi to her friend Leah Black. Hello. Leah. Oh, Leah. Oh, Mama Elsa. Leah, I dreamt about you and my dream. Oh, Mama Elsa. She came to my home and she fell down and turned into a bird. Oh, I didn't want that. What? What? The bird. Did you tell her to add? It was a bird. I drank the bird then and after I drank the bird I became very drunk. Oh. Oh, oh. If you made a mess, I'm going to sit down and free now over to clean it up. And then you can just invoice me later. Oh, please send Maritzulah Hoseban. Oh, I don't know if I can do that. She's got some real problems because she's stupid. Thomas. Thomas. How big is that? Thomas, are you still there? Yes, I am here. Oh, no. This disgusting man. Sit down. Shut up and listen to me. Oh, please. This is my house. This is not the episode, so you'll be quiet right now. I get my housekeeper and come here. Oh, I'm here. This was yours. You have another phone call coming in. I think it's a Karen Sierra's mother. It is. It is. I hate the '69 episode. Oh. I hate the '69 episode. Oh. I hate the '69 episode. Oh. I hate the '69 episode. Oh. It's because Obama is an animal. You guys are racist and rude. This is our '69 episode. We should be, you know, celebrated for sticking with it this long. I hate celebrations only the involve of low-calorie vanilla ice cream. I think I died vanilla ice cream. Listen up. Listen up, you two old ladies. We are your three biggest fans and we are your biggest champions and we are keeping Miami on air, you know, just because of our fan base and our love. So don't be disrespecting us. Wait, we have yet another phone call. It's a third old lady. It's Mama Joyce. Hello. Mama Joyce. Welcome to our '69 episode. Oh. A big black dick. You sent me through the phone. That is rude. That's what crap is rude. Mama Joyce. Can you talk a little bit about the potential moonlight? Mama Joyce, can you talk a little bit about the potential move into Candy's Double Wide Mansion? Is that going to happen? Are you going to be hanging out with your granddaughter more? I went over to Candy's mansion. I got up on the stage in that bedroom and I sang a song and then a man came out with a big black dick and he hit me in the face with it and I moved out. That was wrong, Candy. Boop, do you want to spend some more time with Riley? Riley ended up keeping that band in her room and it was wrong. Wait, wait, wait. Candy, Candy. Momma. Momma. Candy, what do you have to say? I think Riley wants to talk to Grandma. I think, "Momma, you got to be hanging out with Riley some more." Why not talking to Riley? Is he going to look pinky balls up for your vagina, Mama? No, that child ain't right, Candy. I tried talking to her. She kept looking right through me like I was made out of glass. See, the thing is that with Riley, she needs a good role, my like my mama. But see, my mama, she been thrown shade at Riley and see, I don't know if I feel like my mama is being nice to Riley. So see, the way I see it is... Mama Joyce, mama Joyce, I have a very important question. Will you be tuning in to the Tuesday night premiere of Candy's Spinoff the Candy Factory? No. No. Candy. I tried watching that video, you send me candy. Then with all these girls on a stage singing candy, and a man came out with a big black dick and hit him in the face. Candy. That is wrong. That is wrong, Candy. See, see, Mama, I'm going to go on that show with Riley. And then we're going to be all like, whoa, I say, bring it up. I like the love boat. We have a boat with love. Now I have a question for Candy. Candy, I was watching the Real House as of Atlanta Reunion. And you made a very strange sound, and I'd like to play it back for you. And I'd like you to comment on the strange sound. Are you ready to hear the strange sound you made, Candy? I'm ready, please. I say so to bat you, Nianne is like, oh, she just, you know what I mean? In case you're wondering what that sounded like, I'll play it again. I say so to bat you, Nianne is like, oh, she just, you know what I mean? Oh, my God, we've lost our calls. It drops. The whole all. All five callers. All our calls. Well, thankfully, we have an actual live guest here. Before we move into the Real Housewives of Atlanta. You guys know her as Kim, and we know her as Kim as well. Because it's Kim Zolciak. Kim, we couldn't afford a band. So Kim is going to be singing her hotly contested song today for us. The ring don't mean a thing and she's going to sing acapella. So take it away, Kim. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the ring didn't mean a thing, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, the ring didn't mean a thing, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the ring didn't mean a thing to you. I see you're out there still doing your thing. So I'll keep the ring set you free bank account, you've got that black gun, you've got that next time I get you cheating, I'm going to hit you in your pockets and diamonds, you bought me new furniture, you bought me and I'm upgrading my Escalade. The next time you acknowledge, you bought me your ring to shut me up, just so you could keep sleeping around and cutting up. Wow. Wow, Kim. Wow. Wow. Nice. All right. Are we sure that she's not special needs? I have a special need to hear that song on repeat for the rest of my life. Well, the viewers will hear it again and again. You guys, I cannot wait for her to appear on reunion part two and the funniest thing. I know I talked about this earlier posting it to the Facebook cover page. The funniest thing ever was when Andy was asking about it and Nini just said, come on wig. Yeah. Come on wig. I mean, I think that's up there with close your legs to married man's. You know what? You can rely on Nini once the season to deliver an amazing phrase, close your men, close your legs to married men. You know, come on wig. I'm rich bitch. It's all great. She always brings it. She always brings it except on this reunion part one. I felt like Nini kind of sat back and she really just let Kenya and Phaedra go at it and Nini kind of was just laughing at how ridiculous both of them were and she wasn't really getting involved in all the drama. Yeah. She didn't even need to. You know why? Because Kenya and Phaedra were entertaining enough. I mean, they pretty much carried the entire hour. Oh, I think Phaedra had the best line when she was like, single lot female black delusional Kenya. Well, she had a million great lines. I mean, what was the thing she said about like, show me the paper or like the Whitney Houston quote? I don't know. Show me the receipt. Show me the receipts. Show me the receipts. I mean, she studied up before she came out there because she knew Kenya would be firing but I think that Phaedra held her own. I was very proud of her even though, you know, I hate her. I also liked when Portia, you know, did her first bit of reading in about 15 years and studied who was the first like black Miss USA and actually schooled Kenya and said, why did you never mention this woman who is actually should be much more influential to you and then Andy Cohen just turns to Kenya is like, do you have anything to respond to that? And can you just go? No. Did you guys know? I think it was hilarious. I mean, first of all, the fan was annoying the shit out of me, but my other favorite part of the entire episode was near the end where Candy was like, bitch, if you pop that one more time, you need to move it to your other hand. Candy will slap her. It's like, Riley, get in the hand of the other side. See, where I see it is there's a fan in my face and I want Riley to get rid of the fan. Oh, man. She almost killed her. Yeah. That fan was ridiculous. Kenya is ridiculous, but she was fun to watch because she is just crazy. You guys, we talked about Beverly Hillsong minute ago and how they were throwing Adrian under the bus. But on Atlanta, did you guys catch how they totally dished Shirei? Oh, yeah. Poor Shirei. I mean, Andy Cohen has like, must hate her or something because they like, they're just mean. Yeah. You know, he's burning some real bridges. I mean, that's the owner and founder of She by Shirei. You don't, you just, you don't step to her like, um, by the way, I was doing some work for Yahoo movies. Hey, everybody. That's where I work. Um, so she by Shirei Whitfield has a cameo as herself in scary movie five opening in theaters nationwide this Friday. I do. Do people go look at a house and fall on a big hole in the ground? Um, yeah, it's right where the ice skating rink was going to be built. I think, I think that a helicopter arrives, but instead of a poet getting off of it, it's a zombie. Anyway, there's a, there's a 10 foot tall portrait of Shirei that comes to life and terrorizes people. And then real, everyone realizes that it's just regular Shirei. Oh my God. Yeah. Um, well, the funny thing is she was cast in that movie when she was still a real housewife of Atlanta. And now she's not one. So I just, I kind of need to go see how this all plays out. She's cameoing us herself as is Mike Tyson. So it's bound to be, you know, nominated for a razzie. I kind of think that sounds like great stunt Cassie. I'm not even being sarcastic. I love that they put Shirei in their stupid movie. I feel so bad for Shirei because she's doing that terrible show on the own channel, that fixture. Let me fix your life. And then they showed her someone posted on our Facebook. So thank you very much for this. It was a clip of her on the news. Did you guys see this? It was like the local news of her going to eat someone's food, like learning how to cook. Oh, it's just so sad. Get a job, learn a trade, learn electrical engineering, or refrigerate a repair. The commercials say that those are very lucrative industries. I'm sure there's got to be a job opening at Candy's Boutique. What's it called again? Snaps. Tags. Tags. Tags. Maybe she'll make an appearance. I mean, I don't know. I mean, the second season of Don't Be Tardy is coming up and she's still friends with Kim. So she could be up here. Yeah. I think so. Well, what else? What else happened? I don't understand. I think it was mostly just Phaedra and Crazy Pants. They were fighting about their Amazon rankings and it's like, I mean, it was beyond stupid. My overall impression of the reunion was that I was highly entertained by all of it, but there was very little that I thought was distinctly hilarious. I was like, oh, I have to talk about this moment. It was just sort of like a general flow of griping and the hour did fly by quickly, though. Yeah. I mean, I can't even remember what they talked about except general topics. You know, I know that Candy said that Nini was giving her shade, throwing her shade, which is what they ever reunion. They talk about this. I don't know why these two people can't resolve it. They were one of the viewer. Go ahead. No, no. Go ahead. I was just going to say, you know, Andy was reading some of the viewers questions and somebody was asking, you know, Cynthia, you seem to be like a badass business woman this season. And I'm just there laughing to myself. Like, does anybody remember how fucked up that Miss Renaissance shit was? Come on. Yeah. It was, it was about as, as well assembled as her dress with her boobs hanging out. I also love, you know, what was really funny to me was when Andy said, well, business is booming at the Bailey agency. I was like, and everybody's rolling their eyes, cut to anybody rolling their eyes. I think they're talking about the repo business, which is coming in and taking away their chairs, you know. She still can't fix the goddamn shutters on the front of her house that have been busted for the past three seasons. Sorry. That really bothers me. Um, anyway, there was another nasty, you know, Kenya is totes crazy, but two other things with her. Number one, she did threaten Fajra, a pregnant woman by saying, you want to go there? I'm going to bust your teeth all over the floor, whether or not pregnant or not, she's going to bust her teeth on the floor. So well, I just thought that was extra crazy. And then I also thought it was, um, sorry for leaving you out there, Matt. It's like, clearly I'm taking notes and nobody wants to comment on any of my notes, but that's fine. Well, okay. Go on. You just look, you're fan at us. We get it. Yeah. We need a fan sound effect, like a cook. Yeah. That sounded more like, that sounded more like ninja stars, said it more like, like, uh, candies, Kagle balls rolling around, falling out of the badge onto the floor. I'm like, no, you are clearly sitting at your dining room table and you just slept. Yes. I love that candies. I love that candies. Kagle balls are those big silver, like hand massaged balls that you buy at tourist shops. It's like, there you go, there you go. That's too many. How many can she fit up in there? Like 30. Like a baker's dozen. He's, well, unlike Brandy, she hasn't gotten tightened up. Oh, and by the way, uh, real classy, classy and he's like, so I heard you tighten up your vagina. How's that going? Well, that's tighter. Great. Yeah. If we're talking about her being classy, let's talk about her taking off her top in front of the gay and straight man from Christian Louis Vuitton, who, uh, by the way, uh, you launched, getting back to that, Yolanda, remember that episode where Yolanda gave Brandy these shoes and it was this nice gesture, like, Oh my God, she got those strappy green sandals. Yeah. Then we see on the loss footage, we see these guys from Louis Vuitton coming and then at the end of the episode, it says promotional consideration by furnished by Louis Vuitton. So those shoes were totally free and they were, I guess the thought that counts. Yeah. It took them all the way to Paris just to pretend that she was giving them to Brandy or was that in Paris? That must have been in Paris, I guess, right? That was in Paris. I didn't get it. I was like, wow, they really, this was a really intricate charade, like so many things in the family. It was in Paris. We need to wrap up. ATL. I have one other comment on Yolanda. She kept snapping at people saying like, I'm making you relevant. I finally made you relevant. Kenya. Yeah. Yeah. Kenya. Kenya. So she was saying that to Phaedra. And here's the weird thing. You know, Kenya has made the ATL housewives ratings go through the roof. I mean, people either love her or hate her. They had their season high. They hit about 3.7 million viewers. I mean, it's blowing everything else out of the water. Kenya's bad behavior, though, is not going to be going anywhere if Bravo has anything to say about it. And she is the reason why the show is popping. Well, her bad behavior doesn't need to stop. I've enjoyed it. I mean, it's because it, you know, some of these storylines just seem so forced, and I'm sure they start out that way, but she's genuinely unbalanced. So I think it's hilarious. Like, she comes on with a fake boyfriend to make up a storyline and her bullshit cancer thing. She's like, she's talking like she's actually had cancer and she's survived. Yeah, she did. Kim Zols. Yeah. It was totally flashbacks to Kim Zols. Like, she's like, oh, I'm glad I don't have cancer, but yeah, nothing was wrong with me. I can't believe no one called to console me about almost having cancer. Yeah. I can't believe no one called me about my mammogram. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, I would say that with Kenya, she is angling like crazy for screen time. And I feel like everything that comes out of her mouth is fake. But that being said, she causes, I think, genuine reactions from the girl around her. And that's why it's been entertaining to watch. Also, she's been kissing some Nini ass this year because she kind of has everyone feels like they have to. But Kenya being the newest star in the ratings be this high, she's not going to be as nice next year. She's going to just stand there and smile at Nini when Nini's like dressing her down. That's not going to continue forever. Like, she will turn and there will be some bitch slapping. Mm-hmm. I fully believe that. You guys, we have another call on the line. I think that wanted to link in before we talked about married to medicine. Uh-oh. Okay. It's Ramona Singer from, she's actually vacationing in St. Bart's right now. She is now at New York City. Ramona, are you there? Oh, God. I'm so busy. I've been so busy. I've been so tired of vacationing. I've been vacationing all over the place. I'm so sandy. I've got so much sand. I've got sand in my, in my vagina. That's how much sand I have. It's been so busy. The sand is even busy. Um, I think we actually have another phone call coming in and ah, it's Ramona's favorite person, Aviva Drescher. Oh my God. Aviva, hi. Aviva, are you there? Aviva. Aviva. Why aren't you talking? Aviva. Aviva. You know what? You know what? No. No. This phone call, it's low class. You know what it is? It's all over again. Your father was the one who tried to rape me at the women's violence party. Do you remember that? Oh. Oh. They tried to rape me. I was holding a check and I was trying to rape me. Oh. Oh, I bet you thought you were real clever talking about the rape party again. Real smart. Well, let me tell you something. Oh, so now that you said about- Oh, did everyone hear that shit? Did my father tried to rape me with a, with a C? You know what? I'm hanging, I'm hanging up on Ramona right now. I'm hanging up on Ramona because Carol Radzewell would like to join the conversation. Carol. Carol. We have a Viva on the other line. Oh, hi. Viva. Let me tell you something, Carol. Okay. Okay. It's not about, it's not about your best friends who died in a plane crash. It's about the children without legs who died in the plane crash. Listen, I agree and I saw, I was one time I was at the airport this summer to go on vacation and I saw a child with crutches going on to a plane and it reminded me of my friends. I didn't want to say their names, but I had friends one time. He hurt his leg running and then he went out of the plane and then the plane. The plane crashed. I'm going to, I'm going to take your real smart, don't you? I bet you think your real smart- Hey, hey, calm down, calm down knowing that it'll make me get real mad. Well, you know what? Do you know how hard it was for me to get on this phone when there are planes in the sky? Do you know how hard that was? I had to go the second floor. Do you know how difficult that was for me? Viva. I'm going to hang up on you. I'm going to hang up on you, Viva. There should have been a banner on the podcast. Sit not saying congratulations on your 69th episode. Say congratulations. Aviva Drescher for getting up to the second floor. I'm sorry. Aviva is gone. Aviva is gone. Aviva is getting butt-fucked in a pool closet. Well, too bad she can't respond because I hung up on her, but luckily Sonya Morgan is here to talk about Toaster Evans. Oh, I sewn, yeah, I sewn, yeah. One time I was making toast and I remembered my friend, I don't want to say his name, but he liked toast and he died to a plane crash. Well I don't know anything about plane crashes, but what I do know is that I make a great pizza bagel by putting it in my Toaster Evans. All you do is go to the store and get pizza bagels from the frozen section and then you put it in the Toaster Evans. And if you're lucky and you don't start a kitchen fire, you will have something great in 35 minutes. Oh, it's so nice to have a poor friend. We should go protest Wall Street together and I'll bring a cameraman and some $1,000 boots. Well, there'll be any luncheon pre-annies in it for me because I'm not going unless we go to chip reannies afterwards. All right, if you have your interns, book me a plane flight to Hawaii, oh, planes! Okay, I'm just, I'm just going to, I am disconnecting everybody unless somebody wants to talk about Milu. [laughter] Milu, is that you? Is that Milu from Beyond the Grave? It's a very proud dog and I was talking about things. When I put his little treats in my Toaster Oven and I charred them to a crisp, he never complained once. He just peed on my bed, which was his way of saying that he loved me. Well, if you ever have a charity for proud dogs that are peeing in beds, don't invite me because I will not come. Well, I don't want you to come. You clearly don't understand. You don't understand. Milu was a proud dog and I tell my interns this every single day when they're picking up his shit from five years ago because there's a lot still around. Well, you do, you do live in a hovel. I would walk in there with two good legs. It's a very proud dog. Very proud dog. Now, I know that at least five of our listeners enjoy the impersonations, but do you think that there are the only five people still listening or do you think we've held on to everybody? I don't know because I don't think we've actually ever done a Sony Morgan impersonation. I know. I threw you on the spot. Could you handle it? I think you did okay. You need to work on it. It's no candy. I think if they pass the first 15 minutes, they're probably still with us. Well, they're probably still sitting in traffic or pretending to work out at the gym. I feel so bad for our listeners right now because they're still listening. It means that they have no lives. Yes. Love ya. Exo. We're listening to each other. Talk about you guys listening while you're listening. It's some meta. It's some meta. It's some meta. It's like Galgar. Galgar. Okay. So let's get on to these medicine bitches because we're almost done. This podcast is so low class. It's a low class podcast. What'd you say? It's low class. You know what? I'm going to write. I'm going to write you a check. I'm going to write me. I'd better be happy for what I gave you from my party. I am going to write you a check and then I'm going to drink some water without that. Oh, I bet you will. And that's what you do. And then I'm going to call Duncan and we call Duncan and I'm going to tell him that my personal struggle with the wall of the alley. Oh, uh-huh. Let me tell you something, Miss Kerry. Okay. Tell me something. Very low class for you to tell me something. But tell me. Okay. I'll listen. Right now. I'm listening to you and all I can hear is wine, wine or wine wine because this man is pouring me wine. And I'm not fancy. So I don't know a lot about wine. But one thing I do know is I like wine. Okay. All I hear is very low class sound. That sounds like a massing girl coming talk, massing girl came to life and talked in a very low class way. Oh, you're so classy. And I'm running a check and I don't I don't I don't want I don't want to ever see you again. I'm running a check for you right now. Is that check rubber? That's better not bounce it better not be made out of rubber because one thing I don't like is bouncy checks one time I was driving and a check came out bouncing in the middle of the street and almost killed somebody because I swerved out the way. I had a very personal struggle with a bouncy castle as a child. And for you to bring that up right now solo class start acting like a doctor's wife and not a low class whore. Well, you know what, Miss Kerry? I love you. I'm glad we talk. I hate that we fight it. Life is too short for these petty disagreements. You know, we are best friends. Let's just talk every time we got a problem. Just let's talk. And then I'm going to call Duncan and we're going to have a weird sex on the table at the wine. I love you. Perfect. Perfect segue you guys. How effed up was the first 10 minutes of that show because they were fighting and then they were crying and then it was all resolved in a matter of seconds. I just kept on thinking about the Somalia just standing there. I could not imagine. Did they like tell him like just say no, we have two crazy women. They're going to be strange in your in your tasting room. Well, they were probably doing a tasting at 6 AM because that's they're only allowed to film off hours. Yeah. And I love that they're having that whole conversation and he's standing right. He's standing in the shot. He's right behind her. He's actually at one point when she's like, I need a pen to write you a check. He actually comes and gives her a pen. He's there. Is there? Is there a time? Does someone have a pen? Does someone have a pen? Does someone have a pen because I need to write a check. Then have you been practicing, dude? That is amazing. No, it's just, you know, like there's some that I just, you know, I have a very personal struggle with doing Cowie's voice and it has stayed with me for all these years. Like, I really wish I could see the shape of your lips when it comes out of your mouth. Well, I pucker my lips and I make sure to lower my chin and put my forehead forward and I talk like this and I talk as if I am half demon, half British, all Botox. So what else happened on that show? They had the fight and then they called quad or, oh, quad went to lunch with them. That was the end though. Did anything else? Well, it was the doctor cancer stuff. Well, there was that but we also got to see like the home life of Felicia Rashad. Yeah. She has like a sophisticated, like, I don't even want to say a sophisticated but she just had, she has like a normal husband and on these shows are, I feel like these shows are so terrible for black people. I feel like they just show black people at their worst, like, like really just cultured and, and here it's like, oh, wow, here is like a normal black man. He is never going to be on the show again. I know. Like they accidentally got him on camera and we're like, don't show her come back here again. Like, oh, he's, he, he is well spoken. So. I mean, do you think the actual doctors are going to be able to survive to season two? Because it's like, I, Jackie, Jackie is nice, her husband's nice, her kids are nice, but like really? Her, her stepdaughter is gorgeous, by the way. She could be a model. Gorgeous. She should probably model for she by Shirei. I mean, it's all, keep it, keep it in ATL. Something I thought was super interesting about this episode is that this show is so full of shit. Like, I mean, we talk about this stuff being fake. I mean, this one really started with the, you know, their bad audition tapes, but it actually made you excited for the, like, supposedly boring scenes where nothing is happening because they were actually really fun. Like the breast cancer walk was really cute and fun and even her, like, it has about every housewives show where she has a speech about, you know, whatever fundraiser and it was actually touching and nice. It was because it seemed like it was coming from a smart woman as opposed to, like, someone like Taylor who is going to talk about abuse to get on TV. This one, it seemed like this was something actually very, very important to someone. Yeah. It was, it was impressive in an eloquent way. Yeah. And when the two sisters got together, they were really funny, like, calling each other fat and seeing who was fatter, like, it was actually a fun, sweet show. And then, they showed next week is just beating the shit out of each other. I was going to say, I mean, can we fast forward to the handbag across the face? That's all I care about next week. Well, I'm glad that Toya gets in the face because I can't stand that Toya bitch. And I hate what she's doing to her husband in that she's, like, trying to get him to build this ridiculous house. They don't have the means for it. I'm sorry. He may be an ER doctor, but he's not like an ER doctor to the stars, like, don't ganise. A million dollars, like, I mean, I know that Atlanta and LA are different, but they can't be that different. I mean, what do you think you're going to get for a million dollars? She's like, I would like a beach that leads to the ocean. And I would like a baby right below so I can always go in there and buy something shiny. And I also want to have a perpetual screening of baby's kids too. I just want. I want a baby. And baby's kids. Do you mean, hey, baby's kids also, or baby's kids too straight to DVD, the sequel? I want a room for every single one, a room for baby, a room for baby's kids, and room for baby's kids too. And I want a room where all you do is you walk and hear that song by Jordy called Baby. Say do do do do do do do do, baby, or la la baby. We whatever that Spanish German whatever song. She was ridiculous. She was like, I'd like, I'd like two floors, but I'd like an elevator that goes up ten floors just so we could take our guests up there. And at the top, we could all marvel at how much we've made it. I mean, that she says stupid because she's like, I want a house that shows that, you know, that shows that we have money and that we've made it. It's like, this is why people wind up in foreclosure because you should not be buying a large house to prove to people that you have money. You should be buying a large house because you have money and you want more space. Yeah. She's too dumb to even talk, so I don't know. But you know, she is a smart girl because she's fairly pretty and she married a fat guy and she knows he'll do whatever she wants because he doesn't want to get stuck alone in the world. And she's also a smart girl because she knows how to pronounce Zara as Kazar. And she says things like, Oh, I have came in this restaurant before real smart, real smart. Yeah. Yeah. I can't stand her. I just. I hate everything. What prompts the fight next week? Something with bias on crap about someone's kids, she was in the beauty salon talking about like someone's kid being special needs or something. And then the, then her mom came up and confronted her. And then so she was saying like, I don't appreciate your mom being a bitch or something. And then she gets it across the face. I thought it was that Toyota was a show up dressed as Halle Berry from Babs. And then instead she showed up as Dorothy Dandroch. Well, that would have been way, I was going to say more interesting, but actually I can't wait to actually see this because the mom looks like a total asshole. Something we've seen of her, she looks like Helen wheel. So I can't, I love that a housewives mom is actually going to cause that much drama on the show. This, this looks like it's going to be a great brawl almost as good as the brawl we're soon to see. I'm sure on real housewives of New Jersey, which we didn't even talk about this. Did you, have we talked about the giant brawl that happened at the posh juice salon? We didn't with arrests made arrests, Jacqueline, Chris, and Joe Gorga, I believe were arrested. One had stitches there, apparently someone threw a sink, a sink was thrown. How Jersey? And there was blood on the walls. They said there was blood all over the wall. Yeah. Well, there was some asshole named like Sylvia or whatever, apparently started making fun of Jacqueline and Chris's kid who has autism. And as you can imagine, things escalated from there. So if I had a child that was autistic and somebody made fun of it, I wouldn't just throw a sink. I would murder people. I'm not even kidding you. Don't blame them for one second. No, absolutely, absolutely not. I do blame them. However, for rewring a terrible child and Ashley, AKA your neighbor, Matt. Well, I read on stupidhousewives.com that the reason that he didn't say he didn't make a joke about autism, that he was saying that Jacqueline was a sicko because she was using the autism to get attention, which I guess is still kind of rude, but says a guy who's using Jacqueline, using autism for attention, for attention. Well, you know, they also have been accused and our user Holly posted this on our page, but the loritas have also been accused of using autism to sell Blackwater, which is the company that Chris started with his nephews. Oh, yeah. They're going to say it's a copy of that autism. Blackwater may cause autism. So let's just put that rumor out there as well. But it also causes you to be really stupid for buying Blackwater. I know. I mean, that makes diamond water look legit. I know. Well, I talk about the most unnecessary product in the history of housewives products. Second to Gigi's extensions. I'm Thing. She buys Shirei. And trampoline parks. Skyzone. Hi, I'm Alexis Bellino for Skyzone. All right. Do we have? What else do we have? Do we have another show? Do you have anything more of medical wise that you want to discuss? Uh, no, I think, I think we're set on, on all fronts. Uh, Kathy was canceled. Did you guys hear? I did, but Cass is not moving over to CNN because they're rumors that she and Anderson Cooper are going to get a comedy show over there. All right. Well, good luck to her. It's going to be a lot of dick jokes over there. We'll be in. We're, we're in. Yeah. We are in. Um, is anybody watching Tabitha or just me? Did it start already? Uh, yes. And, and Lisa's needless to say the ratings were down because Ben could not find it on his TV. I, I just, you know, some of you just see a lot of promos, but you don't actually know when it's out, when it's on. It's bad. It was kind of interesting. I don't normally watch it. She's like, what do you think is the problem with this yogurt shop and like the ice cream tastes like poo poo, and she's like, let's discuss that with the owner. Why does the ice cream taste like poo poo as your staff so gently put it, but I think it's good. Well, that is a problem. We are changing it. I like how every episode she sounds, she sounds like she's rating Osama bin Laden's, um, secret lair in zero dark literature. She's like, all right. We're going in. We're going in. I've had enough. I've seen enough. We're going in. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Actually, that'd be funny. Tabitha takes over Osama bin Laden's compound. They really should have cast her in zero. Because you're bad. She's like, all right. From what we can tell, Osama bin Laden's inside, there are five people in there and we can't have any more of this. I've seen enough. We're going inside. And then she turns it into a tacky salon from Azuzah. Yeah. Before you shoot me. Osama bin Laden's people are like, you'll have to get out of here. Before you talk to anyone, before you shoot anyone, I have to talk to the first wife. Booker is so wrinkled. What kind of respect do you expect to get from the other wives when you're walking around with a wrinkle like that? Look, you've got a burger in your eye. The only thing we can see on you is your eyes and you've got a burger in one of them. What do you have to say for yourself? She's from Australia, not London. Yeah. I can do an Australian, all right. The reason why your businesses aren't doing so well is because you've got an image problem. You blew up a world trade center. Now, if you want to do better, this is your problem. You have to think about your customers. And next week, we'll be back with episode 70 of Watch what Crapins will discuss. Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 2. Here's what I'm going to do. We're going to talk about the real Housewives of Orange County, episode 3. We're going to talk about maybe a little Rachel so if you guys are lucky and we're definitely not going to talk about terrorism. This could be a way to blow yourself up without getting everything so dirty. I mean, did you even think about it? Did you even think about it? If you want to sell your frozen vogue, it gets you can't blow up the world trade center. I've got to go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the ring didn't mean a thing. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the ring didn't mean a thing. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the ring didn't mean a thing to you. I see you're out there still doing your thing so I'll keep the ring set you free. If you like listening to comedy, try watching it on the internet. 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