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Hey everybody, welcome back to watch what Crapins, a podcast dedicated to all that Crap we love on Bravo. This is a spectacular two-part episode. This is actually episode 67. Thank you for sticking with us. It's a double week because we have so much to talk about. My name is Matt Woodfield from Yahoo. Joining me as always are Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam. Say hello boys. Hi. Are you guys tired yet? This has been a long one. Oh, I'm exhausted. I don't know if I could talk anymore. Get a Gatorade and settle in because we have so much more to discuss. But before we do that, let's remind everybody where to find us on the interwebs. You can find us on Twitter @whatcrapins. You can find me @lifeonthemless. You can find Ben @besideblog and you can find Ronnie @TVgasm. Don't forget to join the conversation on Facebook. We are at facebook.com/watchwhatcrapins. It is a fucking party and I said fucking because some people on our iTunes comments said we like it when Matt curses. So here I fucking go. Yeah, you go girl. You go girl. I am going girl. You go you fucking girl. So anyway on our last episode we discussed many things including a lot of gossip and a lot of shit such as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part DIA and we also discussed married to medicine but on this episode before we get into the season eight premiere I cannot believe I'm saying this season eight premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County and the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale we must discuss the big news that came out today which is yesterday for those of you who are listening on Wednesday but Bravo has just released a slew of programming information we have 17 new shows in the mix and 18 rich turning shows and I don't even know where the fuck to begin they just vomited their entire development slate on top of our faces and I'm not sure I like most of that barf but why don't we it sounds kind of like they ripped off like Telamundo yeah just like but in English well what's interesting what's interesting going through the new shows that they've greenlit and we're gonna go through them momentarily is that first of all you can see what each show is gonna be like you can already imagine the promos and you can also then from your imaginary promos see how quickly you're going to change the channel you know it's like it's there you know there's certain bravo shows that come along I know these generic shows like misadvised or whatever where you see the promo and you're like stupid who's gonna even watch that and honestly just from the descriptions of some of these things I don't even know what they're thinking I skimmed through the list and I was like the majority of these feel like misadvised or around the world and 80 plates and I'm not a lot of them are feeling as delicious as Vanderpump rules that being said there are about two or three in there where I was like yes I will certainly be watching this so why don't we why don't we just go through this list here okay I'm just gonna let's run down the greenlit new series first and then we'll get into some of our returning favorites that we definitely need to discuss and don't forget to remind me when we're discussing the returning favorites we also need to discuss some of our other major franchises from bravo that have not necessarily been greenlit for future seasons there are a few things that still seem like they're on the bubble a.k.a. Rachel's oh what about Gaga's um notice how Gaga was not even part of the conversation and speaking of not part of the conversation Ronnie wake the fuck up what I'm awake you you're talking a lot what do you want from me I'm you keep playing you're gonna introduce something I'm sitting here waiting I have that's just he's just really amped from our last episode because it was so good I had to watch most of my shows today because I've had a busy week and my cable broke so I've had about three hours of women screaming at each other and I went on a air pop popcorn binge so I feel a little bit weighted down by air okay well Matt why don't you read off the first the first new show we're gonna real roll right through the description yeah okay descriptions are hilarious to me PS air pop popcorn is really good with ice cream melted on it it's getting its own show on bravo it is it is air popped iris up the coming women in New York have to balance life love and popcorn fall 2013 can we just please have Kim Richards sits on a pillow as a show not greenlit as it's own I was like the Kim Richards laundromat experience I was like I was dry cleaners come at her I love watching the shirts go round and round I like if you press the button goes along right and if you press the button the other way cuz I have paid for the life of my laundromat what do you mean that pillows not clean I blow dried it the amount of times I couch during the during the reunion part two claiming that she was totally lucid through the entire season I she is such a fucking liar you know he doesn't tell the truth drug addicts drug addicts never trust a drug no no they will steal everything out of your house and speaking of things that are stealing things bravo is gonna steal all of our time with these upcoming greenlit good tell us Ronnie Ronnie loves a segue okay I love a good segue I hate okay first up first up is below deck the upstairs and downstairs worlds collide with these young sexy singletons known as yachty's live love and work together on board a privately owned extravagant yacht no oh wait you forgot the all important part is that they are dealing with the ever-changing needs of their demanding charter guests which is not always smooth sailing get it you guys because it's about about below deck I was hoping for like the sort of tales of the black party in New York City but guess not yeah are like people ripping off card games and Vegas like Vegas the Caesar's palace waitresses in those mesh tops like not putting the correct money in the tip pool you know I'm obsessed with them and those like pantyhose that they wear that are like way too dark and not properly flesh tones yes like when they had them before they turned into fried chicken right and then like their heels are really not stilettos they're like a chunky nurse heel now that's a show Bravo that's show all right so below Jack are we gonna watch this no yes 100 percent no I don't know we have to give it one day because one of the producers names is Courtland Cox oh yeah okay we'll give it one episode I mean that name is just too stupid not to come out with anything good in this whole life moving on city city sisters the serious follows a group of single up-and-coming movers and shakers and NYC's elite circles of real estate fashion and media these ladies are aggressive in their pursuit of per personal and career goals but in this cutthroat world where egos are high and the drive to succeed is even higher success can come at a steep cost now isn't this already the three of us city sister I'll have to say isn't this gargirls if it is gargirls with like a new name then yes then yes otherwise no and by the way what a very forced pun city sisters I think it's supposed to be like city slickers am I wrong or no you're right you're right but it's like so many still remembers who fucking Billy Billy crystal is I will have to wait to see the actual promo because you know for instance you know a year ago if you told me about married to medicine I would say there's no I'm gonna watch that but here we are and you would have been you would have been smart have you seen the iTunes reviews on that you should go to iTunes free they've got like one and a half stars good good but also way lower than us because we have a solid five and thank you all for the latest batch of reviews on iTunes they were hilarious they were all five out of five stars and oh god we love you people yeah it's amazing so the city sisters my favorite thing is that they say it's real estate fashion and media like they're just like general they're like this is you know there's like a podcaster it's like yeah it's well it's just like it's it's basically the most unfocused show of all time it's like okay it's basically like just three women it's people living in a city anyway so we've only gone through two of these by the way and I guarantee I guarantee you that the phrase is world's collide and the phrase is movers and shakers are probably gonna be incorporated into the next 15 that we read and the word balancing there'll be a lot of balancing oh my god I hate all of this okay here's one I'm already upset that we haven't heard one of the characters described as the next fat person those are my new Bravo favorites well see we should be working for Bravo okay this one I'm actually excited about Courtney loves Dallas breakout star Courtney care of most eligible Dallas which by the way should have come back cuz I loved it yeah navigates the lively Texas social scene with her group of sassy dynamic friends and we're dynamic we have so many dimensions we're gonna emphasize all these ridiculous descriptors that she's out to rope herself the perfect southern gentleman trying to make a name for herself in the fashion industry PS ever involved with fashion now yeah the the burgeoning fashion industry of Dallas but Courtney quickly finds that taking the bull by the horns isn't as easy as it may sound wait I've got a question wait was your question how many cliches could we fit into a two sentence description of this show though my question is and this is coming from someone who watched most eligible Dallas who is breakout star Courtney Kerr oh you're so mean she's the one that was kind of sleeping with her friend Matt who was going bald I just remember what she looked like she's from the famous curve jar family but here's my thing I don't really like that Bravo is describing any of their shows as a woman roping men I don't think that that's appropriate especially right after the Beverly Hills reunion and Taylor shocked face the whole thing yeah and I think the whole doing like a spin-off of a one season show like a year and a half later is sort of a weird thing to do as if you would not watch a spin-off starring Chantal from Goggles oh oh you were correct especially as they have an ex fatty friend like they do on most eligible Dallas what would Chantal's spin-off be called I think it would be called the little cup and it'd be about a boutique in Brooklyn where you go you buy little cups but you don't drink out of them you put them on walls it'd be like polishing lipstick off your teeth for for 59 minutes straight and then you listen and then you listen to Mumford and sons oh my god speaking of characters okay well that's a nice one stupid Courtney may look Dallas moving on divorce diva when couples go for it I do to I don't Vicki Ziegler is who they called immediate advise and divide their assets out of court why let a judge decide your fate when the divorce diva can cut through all the dramatuses to determine who will get what this is another one of these stupid Bravo shows we have like it's like in the same vein as millionaire matchmaker or Tabitha but it's one of the generic ones like the what's the baby concierge one merit well you know what the baby one president heels pregnant heels a waste of my life all these it's like these things that we don't care about there is that one show that last one episode about a woman who has a temp agency I mean this is what this is divorce Eva who cares who wants to watch people going through a divorce and have some bitch yell at them right and if we want to watch people going through a divorce please put them on the house yeah and by the way the word diva yeah go ahead I was just to say the word diva is so 2007 by the way I want to say what if she really is a diva and she's like you get the cars here's here's honey if you're gonna sing it needs to be a Madeline Con Broadway show tune as evidenced by our items comments and people love she's not done a lot of Broadway recently fortunately yeah ever since she died she just stopped working not like she's not like so lazy Matt wait I want to say something for divorce diva my only way I watch it is if you have like stupid white people from Brentwood and the divorce diva is like candy burst his mom all their stupidity you got the boss no actually she would like be making people get divorced because members she's like all four divorce who is she telling the divorce the camera was just telling me need like Nina get rid of Greg yeah she was like sometimes it's different when you're with somebody they don't respect you gotta live here's here's what needs to happen then you know a cabal here's what needs to happen is we need to pause because that is my favorite thing ever mama Joyce is seriously my favorite thing so we still didn't get mama Joyce by the way okay we'll talk about that later so go ahead but we know we need a cabal instead of a divorce diva we need a cabal of all the moms basically from mama and then mama Joyce giving marital counseling that's what we need yes one percent and then and then whoever loses like a big stripper comes in and like hits him with a big black day yeah but we could just have that happen anyway what was that dude's name what was that dude's name that Patrick hired ridiculous a ridiculous I love that Ben and I were like what is it and Ronnie's like oh I got him in my cell yeah I know I'm like a gas station owner with like pinups his name is it's not even like ridiculous it's like ridiculous it's hard you can dick you okay moving on eat drink love single successful beautiful and connected to the restaurant and food industry in Los Angeles these ladies take on the traditionally male dominated industry in their own way as they juggle a world where business always mixes with pleasure the rumor is that Kat O'Dell the like the editor of Eater LA is one of the cast members and I actually I like her yeah and I spoke to one of the producers of this a few months ago and Bob Gillin or Drew Brown neither neither I'm actually blanking on his name right now which is too bad but he he says it's good of course he'll say it's good but he says it's good but they had to do a lot of editing and re-editing this was a show that I was supposed to come out like last summer I think then close your ears Ronnie that sounds to me that it sucks yeah yeah I think it probably will suck yeah but that's I have a couple of friends who produce shows at Bravo and that's how it is a Bravo they go they sent 20 year old out with handicams and then they come back with piles of shit and then they put them in the editing room like for 10 years and then by the time you know they come to us they've got cobwebs and stuff and it's like well maybe it'll be less bad because it's a couple of years this passes like look it's not wine well you know what you know what you know what guy girls one through that process apparently apparently guy girls they spent a huge amount of time in post trying to build the stories and cares thank God it's all the light of day thank Jesus for that but here's my question why are they not doing a show based on three single successful beautiful connected to the podcast industry starring three of us it's gonna come I could be the current you think oh my god stop I just object because we have to wear I have to wear like pants is this the based on that you know he doesn't oh what it is not based on Julia Roberts terrible movie no no it's just I there just Bravo wants needs to get more food shows and they haven't been able to make anything hits they're gonna follow like a food blogger and then like I think like maybe a food writer and then like a chef or something like that it's the only the only food blogger that I like is the guy who is working for Bethany that curly haired freak show from the real housewives slash Bethany's spin-off yeah follow one of those guys who works out of bowling alley and sprays the insides of the shoes with the anti-fungal stuff yeah that's a show you guys what would it be called what they call the spray down yeah when life calls for the fungus this Gregory has to find out if he's gonna be rolling a striker living in the gutter spray bowling bowling for love it's or the Super Bowl or spare spare me some change under the arc he's a change he needs to have a makeover he's living he's working a bowling alley they need to make to dress them up so he can find a girl so it's called spare me some change or it's called strike it rich and he's secretly like a multi millionaire who owns bowling alleys across the country but he but he really just is like a blue collar kind of dude lucky strike strike it rich oh my god god why aren't we working for these why aren't me executives people what is wrong with us all right let's go on to the next one because we still have two shows to talk about okay no way to have one more thing to say business sidebar business does not always mix with pleasure in the restaurant industry you know what the restaurant industry is it's a terrorist job it's horrible you're there forever you're on your feet people are horrible to you it's terrible you smell bar rot fuck the restaurant industry give me a break I don't want to see people falling in love in a restaurant bar rot yeah I know I've never worked in food service and or retail all right so the next one I love it the next one is called extreme guide to parenting which means do I even need to read the description I already won a vomit parent like kids and families do not work on Bravo this is a dumb idea no kidding it should just be like kids sitting in front of a TV that's really how kids are parented anyway my nieces are very well behaved and they know a few Spanish words you're just down in front Dora dear brothel the only people that are watching your network are single sad women and evil gay men and we don't want to watch anything having to do with children we want to see bitchy ladies pulling each other's hair out and maybe every once in a while Tabitha can take something over yeah but no babies please no babies ever and that includes Skylar but I do like this part because they're in the description it does say severe punishments that sounds good I like I like watching kids get beat okay maybe I'll give this one a chance Bravo nice work all right so we can skip the next two because we've talked about them on this show before fashion queens in the candy factory yeah but fashion queens got picked up that fashion queens got picked up and so did the candy factory and let me tell you that first like pilot that they rolled out of the candy factory was a piece of shit oh real I didn't actually miss that well this one actually featured this preview they showed it during Atlanta and it it actually featured someone who was singing on key so that's good that's good remember when Bravo tried to do a singing competition called platinum hit starring I love and Carat Yagwardi I was obsessed with that show and it only had three hundred thousand viewers good luck candy burris yeah oh that was a good show I still remember one of the songs walk through walls we don't even get me started on the other one I love LA it's my city some by some by Jackie tone former American Idol contestant obsessed so obnoxious I follow her on the Twitter shut your mouth bitch shut your mouth I didn't like her yeah wait so okay let's can we just we've got a we've got a bunch of love should we just talk about the ones we are excited about since how about I just tell you the names and then you can tell me yes or no okay okay newlyweds the first year yes I really like the preview for this and I like that it's in typical Bravo fashion you don't know if the couples are actually gonna make it because reality TV ruins couples and they get newlyweds and they all hate each other like none of them actually like each other which I love because marriage makes you miserable okay and Ben why are you saying no it's just because it has the word I didn't I saw the preview I didn't like it okay next one property envy no especially because it's such a terrible pun I mean like really just because you have it's doesn't even sound like penis and it's just property envy Ronnie yay or day I'm looking at the description they they open their doors to a panel of passionate property experts in this new panel talk show that explores the world of luxury I don't want to talk about real estate I'm sorry guess what it's called it's called million dollar decorators and all you bitches need to do is re up some Martin Bellard into our lives thank you yes yeah I guess I have no interest in this since there's someone is wearing an Ascot in shopping at fresh and easy to get my discount grips well those grapes from in job have any clementines on sale clearance I must eat these bananas today I don't like a spot you okay it was next southern charm no no I'm sick of southern people you know listen I'm a Texan which I guess isn't most people from the road don't admit it would not say it I know a Bush ruin Texas you know that right and also all the like Texans but I'm sick of people making front of southern people I feel like we get put on TV just because we talk kind of funny or we're like say like a little meme off raises here and they're like don't leave me out like a cheeky in the in the rain listen every region stupid hilarious every region has its moment you know there was Jersey and then there you know before that there was a lot of Boston reality stuff you know it's just time for Texas in the south to get their due it's okay blame honey boo boo honey child we gave you people what a burger get off our asses okay speaking of southern charm the next show is called taking Atlanta dear Bravo enough with the fucking shows out of Atlanta I know I'm I'm this is one I have to see the preview if there's a lot of like fighting and funny drag queen type ladies then I might watch okay well let me read the description I know we're not supposed to because you know we were going long already but Atlanta just got even hotter is this group of ambitious young go-getters on the cusp of realizing their dreams work hard but play even harder they are shaking up cities fashion music hospitality and real estate scenes okay first of all they use the phrase movers and shakers yeah yeah so how does a concierge and a bell boy at a crappy double dream mix in the same circle as a real estate tycoon music intern and a fashion person who doesn't really have a job the answer to that question is in big rich Atlanta which has all sorts of trash mingling with well pretty much other trash but the point is this watch big rich Atlanta you don't need this show it does actually kind of sounds like what the initial first few seasons of MTV's the real world was trying to do when each one of the people one of the cast members was like I'm an aspiring rapper I'm an aspiring dancer I'm an aspiring country blah blah blah and this kind of sounds like Bravo's ripping off MTV yeah probably and it won't work oh damn okay next thicker than water the tank guards no it's a docu series that follows former professional basketball player popular gospel I don't even need to keep no this is not right they're just they're basically trying to build on their black audience I'm just gonna say it right there that that's what they're doing with with Atlanta which is fine but this is right don't get greedy you already have real housewives of Atlanta followed by married to medicine and fashion queens all on Sunday night do not go anymore BET honest than that because guess what BET will come back to snap you yeah they will be able to kick your ass in an alley as they should okay there's oh Ronnie's gonna hate this one it's called two fit girls yeah fuck that fuck you fingernals no no no I don't care this is gonna be like the pirates of Silicon Valley whatever sort of different than any other Bravo show that there's just you with them excuse me it's the tone it up girls Katrina and Karina guess what I already hate them but the only thing that I need to see in the fitness universe on Bravo is Jackie Warner why the hell did work out with Jackie Warner ever go away it was amazing I don't know but this the description in this one says these girls use their street smarts not book smarts to push themselves which is hilarious to even say that they have book smarts who writes these press releases I don't know but I'll tell you one thing the next one is the first one that I'm truly excited about this is the one I will let you read it I'll let you read it because I am so excited it's called ladies of London if you remember if you remember all the way back in the days of Haswap Hoda and I always said they need to do something in like a housewives sort of in London and that's basically what this is oh my god cellphone on it's not even it's my land line and someone's trying to buzz up hold on let me go hang up on the land line Matt you read this description while I hang up on this people hold on okay set in the glittering class conscious city of London this new series follows a group of elite British socialites and American expats enjoying the upper crest of the high society world and while these Brits and Americans all live in the same city have been married to rock stars dated royalty are darlings of the paparazzi and enjoy wealth beyond belief they are still culturally worlds apart that means there's a black cast member yeah I think sounds perfect I love it I love it I love it I want it to be like Abfab just because I miss someone saying listen I want clear surfaces all right I don't want things on places sappy darling darling yes I'm already addicted to the show I can't wait for it and BBC this is actually produced by BBC and you know they do a good job over there yeah I want I want some nice past aggressive British stuff going on I'm all for it yes sign me up I'm watching I don't think they're gonna be aggressive I think they're gonna be like the people you see on like big brother oh yeah that's good - side bar okay now we're getting into like the real mix so the ladies of London sounds amazon and so does the next one to me so does the next one princesses long island I'm in I'm in I'm in already like I you don't even have to describe it it's basically about like it's like like like awful women from Great Neck I'm already envisioning lots of juicy coacher sweat suits my god I've no the day that I decided to move out of New York I was in a subway train with bitches like this and I was like you know what my head is gonna explode if I have to hear them say one more thing I'm out of here I don't want a woman down on the ground don't you want to hear about what's going on on northern below no let's go get married at Leonard's you guys I have never been to Long Island in my life I have yes you have you went to Syracuse that's not Long Island right it's not just upstate I don't know now I'm just joking cuz like like most of Long Island seems you almost you almost fooled me like clearly I'm blocking that shit out I like that for a moment you thought you might have been on Long Island oh my god I'm so dumb well this is the first time I've ever heard the term meet members of the boomerang generation what the fuck is a boom I don't know it's like well I mean I'm not like people who are old enough to excuse me have suffered any Murphy's movie boomerang excuse me I am not from the same generation as you as we discussed last week I was born eighties well I'm part of the boomerang generation you know all this talk about boomerang would be the perfect transition to Atlanta but I think you guys probably want to talk about orange count a don't you there's like five other things we have to discuss yeah no I'm the other ones are scripted and we all know we're not gonna watch any of the scripted shows and they're all and the rest are also in development they haven't been greenlit let me tell you a few of the titles though that make me angry first one is a girlfriend's guide to divorce it already makes me mad I don't want to watch now yeah that's horrible stupid one hundred days of summer isn't is that starting isn't that a movie was Zoe what's her face yeah that was 500 days of summer yeah totally different okay high and low executive Bruce my Michael Jackson what oh my god if he's still a live house his family gonna win that forty billion dollar lawsuit fucking Jackson shut up Jackson's let's see there's hardly confidential he is I'll watch your ass is oh it's from an upcoming novel from Saris I'd love that they they're already making a show out of novels that haven't even come out yet yeah America's best restaurants produce I will watch that because I watched the first one that failed and I loved it oh wait here's one here's one that I know we will be watching for sure rich people's problems which is pretty much asked to what we talked about before which is that when the rich and famous of Atlanta have a dispute they know that there's only one lawyer who will deliver some cold hard justice Fade your parks of the real housewives of Atlanta I hate her I hate her god like the the most witless things ever she can try and be judge duty without the witch she doesn't even make any sense anymore she just says it in a funny tone and like squints her eyes she'll be like you crash the car you know what else you crash the sky you can put that judgment in your but don't get done because you know you're but don't get dogs full of judgment excuse me nobody it's don't delicious on the nobody has enough time to star in two TV shows to have a husband a former felon have a child be pregnant with your second child be doing donkey booty videos be cremating dogs on the side I mean like this woman has too much it on her plate yeah but she does it all extremely half acidly which is why she is terrible all right yeah is terrible we have to move on to our main shows because we at I think probably around five ish we might go back in time and record the episode that aired before this one right so why don't we talk about real housewives of Orange County you are not talking about that yet why not because we have to be excited for the fact that bravo has picked up oh yes my favorite show interior therapy with Jeff Lewis oh that shows terrible but they that's like a they did that's I'm more excited about that and they picked up okay I'm just gonna run down flipping out Tabitha takes over million dollar listing Los Angeles top chef masters million dollar listing New York Shah's of sunset the real housewives of Miami chef chef Roble boo banderpump rules carrier therapy with Jeff Lewis don't be tardy as we know we've seen all the previews Jersey housewives Beverly Hills housewives Atlanta housewives New York housewives top chef but the actors studio and watch what happens live yeah not on that list because they are too early on their seasons right now to make any final decisions are the Rachel's oh project and it's a Brad Brad world and Duke's of Melrose I personally do not think any of them are coming back because the ratings are in the toilet yeah those are really really bad and it doesn't look like there's any hope I tried watch like I watched Rachel's oh and I thought 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research shockingly blowout is not doing really well on cartoon network so I don't think it's gonna come back anyway I miss blowout I miss working out or whatever with Jackie Warner you miss all the shows without and I miss fucking gallery girls goddamn it gosh damn it gosh okay now you can move on Orange County is here's a show that is coming back and has come back we had our season 8th season premiere this week what did you guys think amazing thoughts on Vicki's new face wait we can't even go there yet I'd like me to brace myself okay okay strap yourself in I will say this the go ahead I was just gonna say I think when we saw Vicki that was her new face wasn't it cuz remember she looked cray-cray and we thought oh well maybe she just looks different in real life they must have been shooting then which means if that was her new face that's why she looks so crazy last time we hung out and we went to that the show together that was in October and this look like it was shot over the summer so no didn't you see when Vicki's son Vicki's grandson was born they showed the date oh yeah you know you're right and and I have to say I don't remember her having that strange wicked witch of the West chin when we saw her when we saw her face like puffy well it's horrifying she looked like she looked like one of those candy corns that got stepped on by a muddy shoe she didn't look right she looked like my my big toe after it's been sitting in a bath for about three hours I'm just I'm not being mean I'm actually giving it an actual physical comparison well that I didn't want to say I'm sorry publicly because it made me feel bad I mean she wasn't talking about us obviously but it made me feel bad when she said she got a facelift because Slade was calling her Miss Piggy because we talk about people's physical appearance all the time and like I would feel horrible if someone went and just figured themselves just because we called them a burnt piece of toast or something like that oh my god if you think about that Carol Radzewill I don't even know what she's done to herself after all the shit we've said yeah I'm just imagining her just going she's going to a doctor be like take it all off take my entire face off make me make my face look like it did the day before it happened oh my god stop Vicki's face well I didn't see her on watch what happens but where apparently her face was all settled in but her new face I I agree with Ronnie which is to say you know we've sort of we have made fun of her face and I do feel bad that she then felt the need to butcher it even more because the chin everything it looked crazy looks crazy she looks so much older I'd like the way her mouth now puckers weird on both sides of both sides of her mouth pucker in a weird way and she looks like she has a creepy old lady granny Mary a net mouth and it makes her look 20 years older you know what I think really the biggest problem is that chin implants I don't think that chin implant was necessary it's very distracting and I like all the other stuff is fine but the chin implant no fine are you kidding me her eyes now look tiny and then she painted them with all that black raccoon makeup so she has squinty little teeny eyes that get lost in her big doughy head and then she has a gigantic like protruding chin that was like so like brushed up with like extra powder and it was freaking me out it looked like a cone head coming out of her chin yeah she looked like a mine because like her face was one color and then everything else was another one because it was still like the plastic was so healing but someone in my family I don't want to mention their name is the person who gave birth to me had a facelift one time and oh my god okay so it was like three weeks I think and then my dad came in and caught her I mean someone else in my family came in and saw her standing in front of the mirror sobbing and going I did this to me is that why your mother drinks so much no this is during this is during is this was this why you were born with four nipples and gills I know I think I'm the reason she drinks so much oh but she I remember that it took a good year for her face to not look crazy like crazy it just it takes a long time to calm down that's why all the women on the housewives are crazy because they don't have like a year to yeah to calm down they get it and they go back to work you know god bless even even Heidi Montag's face actually calm down I'm happy to report yeah when you you know ladies look if you're getting face surgery and it doesn't look right don't just keep getting it it's it's not like a bat I mean it is like a bad haircut you don't just keep cutting the hair to make it look better you gotta wait for that shit to grow out a little bit yeah loosen up a little bit you know it's like breaking in bringing in pair jeans or it's like when you go like you know you're like trying to look all sexy for like a new date and you're like I want to get my haircut get your haircut 10 days before that date bitch because if you get cut the day before you're gonna look like a freak yeah seven days I would do I would do seven I'm a 10-day kind of guy well I have a I have a buzz cut so there's a big difference between seven days and ten days I got a fade last time I look like I'm Vinny from the Jersey Shore I'm not gonna lie where do you get your fade a trip and trendsetters they're really good no I go to bolt where they serve you beer while you get your hair bolts that sounds exactly the monkey house some no roses all the rage bitches I got it I got I get mine done in my bathroom and I get it done on the same date that I shave my balls and I look like a professor so screw is a full-service alarm yeah if I come over will you do it to me sure and Benjamin you also have a go T which I've seen on Instagram no we need no no no discussion oh I would never have a go to use a shadow discussion about Ben's selfie madness on excuse me mad would field that would be a selfie King of Instagram what oh when you take a picture of yourself oh my god Ronnie you are clearly not from the boomerang generation yeah this is so not boomerang won't you ever came back from the Stone Age generation unless you have a baps wig on you can leave this party oh yeah that go T is not okay and it was not a shadow it was a full-on go T I swear to god I swear to god and I can take a picture that it's I'm totally shaved today I have a huge bushy beard and I don't know if I'm gonna keep it or not it's like really scratchy so anyway what something happened no I just said wow oh that's how I said where you see we have a nice awkward pause so back to the show so what else happened I mean I feel like it was just basically that Vicki got a new face oh let's see Alexis and Jim they are finally done renting and they've finally moved into a house oh no no no no no they didn't move into just a house it's a six thousand square foot house with five bathrooms and our five bedrooms and six bathrooms and she rattled off all this other shit and then you looked at all their nasty art projects and one very tacky little sculpture on the piano what do you guys know about art huh what do you know about art I love that Alexis sort of like you know she was saying how she doesn't do her Fox 5 thing anymore which is a shame and she doesn't do oh she goes she stepped back from Alexis couture as if almost as if it was it was taking up too much for a time well and then she also made it sound like Ben she was too busy to do Fox 5 actually no you're too retarded to do Fox 5 and they fired you you're fired and no one bought any of your mini maxi dresses don't get it twisted okay but then I loved how she was like you know I just I realized I really want to step back and focus on families like no bitch you didn't want to step back and focus on family Jim told you to step back and focus on family yeah no kidding she needed some time to go into that foreclosed home that they're like squatting in who the where the hell said what the hell did they get money to buy a home they do not have money who are they like the rest of development they're like the rest of the blues you know this is a bottle home they're totally in southern Valley closed home whatever happened to the trampoline park because God I kind of want to have my birthday party it's called the tiny terrorist trampoline park I mean oh and by the way and getting back to Vicki for one second here's where the first problem was with Vicki's faith when she said well I decided to go to a Lexus's plastic surgeon because he did such a great job okay that's the problem right there that's wrong okay she should have gone to doctor Terry instead of doctor what's his face whatever well she should have gone to him since studios because like she said she ended up looking like a muppet anyway at least yeah I've been given a more palatable personality I did love when I did love when Vicki said they can say they can tell it to my face my numb face yeah and I love that I love how she phrased the whole thing like well I don't care if someone has a problem with what I did to myself like it's like poor thing you know she's had those I did this to me moments I'm just no she has she's probably you see her like sipping shard nay and all goes dribbling down her face because she can't close her lips yes it's like death becomes her I was noticing on Beverly Hills like how Kyle keeps sticking her tongue out like share and I think it's because of all that Botox she can't feel like down mouth anymore she's no she's not coming down she has fillers all around her mouth because she's one of those ladies that gets those like vertical wrinkles all around her mouth and she's clearly plumped it up and she has to keep sticking her tongue out to keep the hole open so she can breathe yeah so wait so can we talk about the opening we need to talk about the opening of the episode which was Brianna is having a baby Vicki is becoming a grandma and the crazy thing is Brianna who clearly was hating on her mother last season for dating Brooks and her hubby who's about to be deployed are actually moving in and Vicki is not moving out of color to cause she is staying in that house oh yeah she will listen you can't get those calientes signs anywhere and that one came with the house so she's gonna stay there well she was she was gonna lose a lot of money on that house so I guess she decided it was worth not selling and she but they must have got a raise over there at the OC because Alexis has a new home and she decided to stay and Vicki's keeping her giant home that she doesn't need they got some and Gretchen has a new clock from cost plus world market so oh my god she's also the kind of chick who buys those like fat little ceramic chef guys with a big like poofy hat and like a checkered like waiter outfit who's like Caroline man yeah and like and in his hand is like a little platter where you could put like some cupcakes on it and you know you've seen that shit at TJ Maxx like oh yeah like the corners are all chipped and it has like a red tag on it oh absolutely and then you by the way if we're gonna talk about Gretchen's decor for a second what is up with the stack of sunglasses going up the ceiling like all the way to the ceiling in her kitchen do you notice that it makes me crazy you know the thing is this I just try to like cover my eyes and just listen to the words because I can't look at her house it's so difficult to look at and by the way um Slade so they talked about that Slade finally got a job as a DJ on playlist 90 92 7 let me tell you how much Slade sucks he sucks so much that that radio station went under and turned into a Christian radio station they were like yeah no 927 playlist 927 is no longer playlist 927 it became Christian and the only way I can rationalize that or read or understand that is that they realized they had slayed smiley on their staff and they just felt the need to repent massively for their sins yes that's when people turn Christian when they hit rock bottom yeah when you get slayed smiley look at any a meeting or fucking death row yeah Slade smiley shows up he just cuz you talked to a bunch of drug addicts and they're like you know what I think it's time to run my life yeah I know that Cam Richards is still using because she hasn't started spattin Jesus yet yeah we're talking every time we're talking to Slade yeah um you know I mean not much happen on this episode what are you talking about yeah there's a lot happened yeah okay well a camera camera is still a horrible horrible human being oh yeah I love that she's acting like she has no idea why Vicki so mad at her and how all this is partly Vicki's fault no it's not bitch you totally turned on her and started fights for no reason and yes Tamara has some surgery too but hers is actually it made her look better I think yeah I agree I agree looks better Vicki Alexis and Gretchen all look worse it's crazy because you know I hate Tamara Barney Tamara Vyth Barney more Tammy Sue Vyth Barney more than any housewife ever ever ever ever but girlfriend looks like the best one our entire cast she does she looks younger than Gretchen almost and Gretchen is about two years two or three years older than us yeah yeah exactly which is sad Gretchen's hair and her teeth keep getting bigger and he was doing the promo thing for her her gym which is cut and he had like different things on the computer screen different versions of the logo and one of them had these swirling lines through it and it really does look like it says the c-word Jim which is so perfect I just love it I think it's so hilarious neither one of them notice it's like blatantly says cunt Jim we still think that he's a homosexual correct I think he's like a gay guy who's just like done being promiscuous and is like I'll just fucking marry a housewife I'll be around the drama all the time you know she's dried up like a old piece of Parmesan cheese you've had in the refrigerator for three years I mean it's like it's not like it's gonna require much anybody who talks about a sex as much as stupid ass Tamara Barney does is probably not having it I learned that myself any oh oh my god I don't even know what to say to that but okay okay can we get to the clam bake and can we get to how I'm already seeing visions of the way Heather treats her husband is very kind of similar to the way Adrian treats Paul and we saw that they are now divorced well the difference with that is that Heather Adrian has the money in that relationship and in this relationship Adrian is the poor one so that bitch ain't going no place yeah I mean Heather's the poor one yeah Heather's the poor one yeah sorry I also get the sense that Heather is a lot smarter than Adrian by the way oh no doubt no doubt but I'm just thinking like she's kind of a bitch and Terry is also nicer oh yeah she's got to stick up her ass just like Adrian does and Terry is always trying to like goof for the cameras just like Paul he's just the same and trust me he loses his shit on her all the time just like Paul I can just see it these shows are so similar you just know how it's gonna all end up so it's like let's we're gonna need the divorce diva I actually think that Heather is sleeping with the caterer who we have seen last season in the house I don't know I don't know they have like a weird relationship and I think that they are definitely banging I got us distinctly made a gay comment about the husband he said are you staring at my wife and he said partly or something like that like he was also like hitting on Terry and then Terry was all uncomfortable so I'm not the only one who sees this come on people put your gay glasses on I'm still focused on all the crap that was going on and like whenever I look at Gretchen's house I hit pause and then I start counting all the things from TJ Maxx that upset me I feel like you're exactly I feel like you're kind of getting at me right now because you know that my entire house is furnished by raw stress for last right wait by the way by the way for the record I have plenty of TJ Maxx and Marshall's and raw stuff in my apartment but the key is when you go into those places there's the crap that's there because no one wants it and then there's the crap that fell to the cracks that you find but Gretchen is the one who gets all the crap the only thing that she doesn't get are the martini glasses that they diva on them because those are all at the posh booth in New Jersey you know that Gretchen has those in her cabinet I mean they she cannot resist a foe like distressed tin rusted rooster which is hanging on the door to her garage she cannot resist like a foe like American flag pre distressed like welcome sign that she probably puts dangling from her mailbox she loves this shit and goes to the art section and buys that like plastic portrait of an eye chart but it really says like love everything well she probably has like paintings of whales and dolphins you know on I'm like in her living oh my god she was totally that girl who went to the mall and got dolphin t-shirts in high school and you know that you know that she probably has a giant assortment of dishes and containers that look like the things that are supposed to go inside it so like a thing like a girl something that holds garlic that looks like a big thing a garlic or like some that holds onions that in the shape of big onion or like a watermelon basket or something you're like that you know she's like very literal with her dishware she's very literal I love that she's like hey why do you name your party a clambank if I had a party with him I wouldn't call it a ham off oh my oh my god I wanted a puncture when she said that I was like she's like who throws a clambank I'm like everyone look here we are at the presidential house of the presidential oh my god okay but really did Heather need to hire two massive bodyguards for her party she bought it she bought them so that Sarah couldn't get in for bo-gate 2.0 well all she has to do is put a little cake in the front she just has to put a little cake in the front of the house with a little trap and Sarah's gonna go over to it and then like a net will fall on her and everything will be fine don't need for security guards it's a very Kenya more move exactly she'd be like Sarah I'm sorry but you don't have your Baps wig on so we can't have your clambank I specifically asked you to be Halle Berry and Baps for the clamping what kind of world do we live in okay so what else happened in this one so Tamara's afraid to see Vicki Vicki's ignoring Tamara okay I don't even care about all that right now what I do care about is in some preview I'm not sure if it was the one they showed right at the end or if it was when they showed before whatever and one of the preview at the very end I mean the episode was mediocre at best but the preview for the season was out of control amazing go ahead raising where the son-in-law calls Vicki a bitch that white trash motherfucker you do not do that you're living in her fucking soon to be foreclosed on Manson you don't call her a bitch yes you do because if you act like a bitch you are a bitch no you do know by some little run some poor guy who can't even make enough money to move out and I serve in the country how about you serve your baby and get a real job food yeah I'm not I'm not against the military but you know what you could have your own housing to why don't you go to military housing I've watched army wives I know how fun that is or just even house hunters yeah or just be respectful to Vicki how about that ass why are you team Vicki just because she has a sad new class a slave made her upset that's ridiculous Vicki is Vicki is horrible we're not team Vicki we're team class and that's that's the whole point of this podcast that these people have no class yeah I'm working here talking at their classless ways yeah I am the guy who's made coming from a place I am team Brianna until the end of time because she regulated her mother so hardcore last season by telling her I cannot be part of your life if Brooks is in your life and I will stand by Brianna and her man and her baby for the rest of time but Brianna did it in an extremely classy loving way she was not mean and she did not call her mom a bitch now this guy is some small little hanger on who comes on to live in a mansion instead of like properly supporting his family or mark your words right now that when we see this episode unfold you're going to go mat you are right she deserved everything he said well maybe he's not even talking to her that's the other thing they sometimes edit it to make it look like baby he's talking to maybe he's talking to the baby maybe he's talking about someone else he's talking to the baby draws a little bitch I'm calling you a bitch because you're acting like a little bitch bitch bitch bitch well it'd be great if he was actually talking to Brooks yeah for right now I'm not liking him and he's making me really anti-american military that's all I'm gonna say he's turning me into a terrorist all right I do not approve of this character on the show neither do I all right any last thoughts on OC the season preview looks amazing and I cannot tell you how excited I am for the return of Lori wearing a high-ferson hyphen Peterson because she comes back and she fights with Tamara I'm excited for that I'm also excited to meet the new girl who looks sort of like an anorexic Denise Richards so I'm excited about that anorexic Denise Richards with the gum disease my god look at that horse mouth oh I think she looks like dead eyes adrena from the hills oh my god she's adrena pantridge meets a horse meets Denise Richards meets the walking dead with a lot of money because don't forget that her family is very well lost they live within their means they just have a lot of means cut to her speeding away in a maserati yeah all right let's go on to Atlanta it was the season finale of Atlanta I was thoroughly entertained by this finale because it was so stupid the big controversy the whole thing was that Kenya finally had her gala for no reason that was honoring black iconic black women in film and she demanded that Porsche show up as Halle Berry in Babs and to me the the request alone was hilarious and passive aggressive but then of course Porsche shows up as Halle Berry and Dorothy Dandrich and the shit hit the fan go well I thought it was really funny to find out that the reason that she wanted her in Babs is because Kenya was really producing like some Tyler Perry church come to Jesus show at the gala and she had an actual scene built around Babs featuring the guy from Martin yeah someone she couldn't show up as Babs she ruined the community theater production of black iconic women and was was Kenya having other women dress as like a halle Berry's like good roles or was she just casting people to play halle Berry from Babs the rich man's wife and swordfish she she was basically gave every other woman in the party an iconic like like very impressive role to play and then she gave Porsche the halle Berry role that was like the most derided and most controversial perhaps outside of cowmen well she could have had her play big mama from Big Mama's house so I think that maybe she was just trying to make a good musical number but I still think that she should have made her dress as Madea from Tyler Perry's mittias witness protection I love that she did not I love that the editors hate her so much that we hardly got to see her plan her big party because normally that's like a six episode arc yeah and we also didn't get to see any of the show we just got to see like the Oprah part from the color peak the color purple and then we saw a random dance slightly offensive dance yeah I saw the African dance which I'm assuming was also from the color purple when she goes to Africa right I haven't read that book in so long as I don't remember read the book I never saw the movie who reads my God I never saw everyone portable calm by the way I loved I think one of my favorite parts of the party was when Candy dressed as Tina Tripp well I love first of all when Candy said that she was Angela Bassett not Tina Turner from what loves what's love because that was annoying me all week but I loved when she goes up to Peter and she's like oh are you Billy de Williams and he's like no I'm just dressed as Peter how how cheap was Candy's wig she looked like a a braggle well I can see why I mean she's probably like look if I have to go to the stupid party I'm not putting more than $20 into this wig no she is she is cheap I mean that's why she actually like owns like five houses because she is a cheap bitch she's like I get a soda Riley get your mama soda and I like that Cynthia was told to come dress like Inspector Gadget and that's not even he wasn't even black it's like Kenya there's one there's colorblind and then there's stupid and Peter was penny what's the dog's name on an brain what's the dog's name brain brain well we sure know that there's none of that on that show I thought it was pretty hilarious watching Minnie Minnie's personality recovery season where she's pretending like she's so sensible and she just can't believe Kenya would be kicking out Porsche from the party and who's you know you need to stop acting classless and blah blah blah and everybody bows down to Nini now because she's been on TV is that what I need to get some damn respect in this world is to be on a shitty TV show that last one season because I think that's all we need that's that's why we need this to turn into a TV show is that why people will respect us for once yeah we could be like we were on TV you guys thank you this way we can get into like parties and like I went to I tried to go to a McDonald's party on Thursday a part it was a party for McDonald's and I was turned away you know why it's because you had that goatee and you know who is and you know who is there Brandi Glanville I was just gonna say Brandi Glanville and Kyle Richards and some others so people you have to start like tell all your friends about this podcast that we will be big enough that we can go to parties with the housewives and talk about them now was this a like a Ronald McDonald house but charity party or was this for the fast food place McDonald's no this is what it was McDonald's is launching a new product which I won't say because they didn't let me in so I won't publicize the product but they were launching a new thing and is it to try and attract skinny fit people I think so although Chloe Kardashian was there apparently also but they had it apparently neither skinny nor fit yeah that's why I was the brand messaging was a little weird anyway they had it a Paramount Pictures and they had Tyga performing and it's Tiga but it's a Tiga oh I was calling Tyga okay anyway so kidding it's Tiga okay Tiga so I don't know but the point is this I was there with our friend Jenny you guys know Jenny and we were supposed to be on the list and we weren't and I wanted to be like I am a co-host of the watch what crappins podcast but you know we're just not big enough yet so people you have to like like us that way we we're big enough on Facebook but we need bigger we need bigger so we can go into these stupid parties we're getting actually I actually get invited to them but I always RSVP know well maybe you should rethink that if you want to go to any of them let me know but I always want to go to the opening of pump Lisa Vanderpump's gay thing we are so going to that don't worry about it yeah Matt you gotta you gotta tell us about these parties and then we'll whatever Matt we have heard so many times that we're gonna go here and go there and go here and go there and guess what we mean every time I invite you guys out for drinks Ben's always like I'm going to New York oh please please so anyway so I don't know I guess what what happened I mean he went off okay can you kick that Porsche okay of question do you guys think that Porsche should have gone to the party dressed as Halle Berry from Babs and rocked it and been the hit of the party what do you think she should have gone glamorous like she did and make Kenya look like a fool go glam make Kenya look like a fool she looked actually amazing as Dorothy Dandridge and I would never in a millionaire show up as Babs look Babs is hilarious but Kenya was trying to do that to embarrass her I don't care if it was part of her like production or whatever she was trying to embarrass her enemy of the season and I am glad that Porsche stepped up for herself was like fuck that shit yeah and on top of that you know that if like if Porsche showed up and rocked the Babs thing you know that Kenya would have then taken all the credit for being like see I knew she would look good in it I knew this is this is why I wanted her to be this way I think that you're right that she was trying to be offensive but at the same time she tries just Foxy Brown it's not like she was someone that wasn't like dressed all trashy so she was okay but is iconic and that's cool that Foxy Brown is cool Babs is not cool when Babs came out it like if I remember correctly it was a big controversy it really offended a lot of people in the black community because it was like just offensive stereotypes I'm not black so I can't answer that on behalf of the blacks you will be calling up Mr. Ridiculous and his thoughts let's let's hit a dick up against his side our faces until we figure this one out you guys okay I think that if she was gonna come dressed as somebody else she should have just sit up to Kenny in the first place and said listen I'm not comfortable I'm not doing that do you want me not to come to your party I don't want to fight with you about it I'm just not doing that so that doesn't make for a good twist for the finale come on yeah the producers were probably like you have to go anyway and I love how Nini afterwards when Nini's giving her the talk giving Kenya the talk this is getting back to what you're saying before being like you can't do that we are one we are one since when did Nini care about the unity of this group since when does as soon as Kim Zosiak left and Sharae and they all know that they have to be nice to Nini now because look what happened to Sharae Sharae was nothing but entertaining until the very last second the only reason her ass got fired is because Nini you know what no dickety no doubt well maybe they can get back together as friends just the way as Nini and Kim are now friends again apparently oh no Sharae can never come back because she's like disgracing herself in the worst way she's going on like a terrible reality show and like showing off her big hole in the ground house that's not anything well for sure a ray you mean the chateau with the ice drink chateau sure yeah that big old hole in the ground a big old sink hole yeah should the only thing well the only entrepreneurial endeavor worse than chateau sure he has got to be Gigi's hair extensions or I'm sorry Gigi's extensions I will give you that I will give you that all right well do we have any other last thoughts on Atlanta before before we get into it to be a facing work to discuss you love to just shut me up and I am not done talking listen it's not targeted you I wasn't saying Matt do you have anything to say because shut up Matt I was just saying do you guys have anything else because we're trying to wrap it up yes I do have more things to say he's I will just tell us Matthew I will start with Portia's husband Cordell shutting down that little bitch that works for Kenya that was her like little right hand man I loved it I was like Cordell you got better the less said the better you know they had some better you know they have you know they had some serious hate sex afterwards oh no doubt and Cordell was probably on the bottom and Walter was filming it yeah Cordell my favorite Cordell scene was the therapy scene when he was so mad that he was getting told off by that therapist and you could just like God bless him he was turning red I never thought I'd see that but he was gonna kill her he wanted to kill that therapist he's like I want to kill the cast of LA Shrinks he was probably like I thought you a Frenchie Davis I thought you'd give us a performance I was looking forward to this you're not Frenchie Davis at all Portia told me we was coming to rent but I love that her answer to their marital problems is so sensible well is Portia gonna have a baby and then just be stuck at home and not have a career silence no so we need to get you know we need to decide how that's gonna work and he's just like fuming cuz he literally did say that she's absolutely not gonna go to work or have a career and I love that her idea of having a career is like throwing parties for her dad's charity exactly I was like that the jokes on Cordell for even thinking that she has a career like you should just be patting her on the back and say okay okay you're basically telling her you just don't want her to comb her hair anymore cuz that's really the only difference I've got to comb my hair and my hair needs to be combed in I have a professional hair combing my hair Cordell I need a man to take care of this baby why comb my hair Cordell I don't know what to do try to comb my hair or just have a baby I can't decide hey some people think I have a picture perfect life I wonder if she really thinks the phrase is picture perfect I wonder that every time I'm thinking like her imagining just this beautiful picture of iced tea a picture from TJ Maxx with the word diva written on the side Gretchen's like picture perfect Gretchen will fight her for that picture from TJ Maxx I'll give you three chef cookie platters for a little picture perfect you know that Gretchen probably has like an oversized pepper mill that like maybe has some weird like like a goddess on the top like you twist the goddess when pepper comes out when she dies it's gonna be from some mystery illness caused by like spices that come in those terrible bottles that Ross she has some weird like apricot strawberry jam that's been sitting on the TJ Maxx show that may be a candle or a hand lotion okay a few other things from ATL what did you guys think of Fajras cat woman outfit oh it was great earth a kid I loved how then they cut to Nini in the confessional saying that is the best she's ever looked at I'm not kidding she should she should wear that all the time yeah even Nini had to admit that's really okay a few other things I thought it was so tacky slash amazing that at the very end of the episode Peter goes after party at bar one oh my god I was so tacky that's like equivalent of like going to any quote-unquote gala and being like hey everyone after party in the gravel pit behind Dagestinos we go into the McDonald's party let's go not throw it to go the one at the actual McDonald's the one with Tyga so my favorite part of every single one of these shows it happens all the time in the finale at the very end when they do the freeze frame and then the producers write nasty shit on the screen the funniest that we have to go through these so Porsche's was oh she only got one line it was Cordell filed for divorce okay okay I'm so glad you said this because I had to buy all of these episodes of iTunes yes I paid ten dollars to watch my shows this week but I had to buy this shit and it paused on that part to keep downloading I was like is that all that's all wrong that's all that's all I thought it was an iTunes glitch I think no I think because they didn't want to make like good there was not I guess yeah there's nothing less to say really she's that song she got she do I mean that was her whole thing the whole year was being married so I guess that's what you get yeah so what were the other ones nothing else fun just that okay so Kenya still crazy yeah Kenya turned out to be really really crazy and I think she just sealed like a 10-year contract on this show oh she definitely did because the ratings are through the roof so Kenya as long as they keep Kenya'd I actually think that they think that they could survive without Nini now for the first time ever which is crazy to talk about but that's exactly what I think they're leaning towards just quoted by Beyonce enough said yeah and then did you guys oh my god by the way I looked on I don't know if I was looking at Wikipedia but like just all the different episodes there are two maybe three reunions a lost foot it I mean there's like five more episodes of Atlanta I'm just letting you know between the reunions and the lost footage and the secret blah blah blah oh yeah I the I there's this reunion I'm so massively excited about I cannot wait for Kim I love that they have Kim Zolsiak to come out to the reunion I think that's great that they're still including her she was there for the first third of the season oh she's gonna get dog piled I love it okay so we're gonna have to go because we have a time machine to jump into and record the second half of this or the first half of the show so if you are ruining my whole setup my whole setup at the beginning was like you guys we're so tired after just taping I know but you guys already blew it I was gonna totally stick with it but you guys are then then not me well I had no idea that you had this whole setup okay I was not in part of this meeting you and ridiculous okay we got to go those are turning us into we're horrible Haggie women it's okay there's no tension well the first the first hour is gonna be completely exhausting you're listening to this on your auto download y'all thank you for listening to two hours of this we love yeah and we will see you next time you can find me Ronnie at TV gazam whole set up okay I was not in part of this meeting you and ridiculous okay we got to go they're turning us into we're horrible Haggie women it's okay there's no tension well the first the first hour is gonna be completely exhausting you're listening to this on your auto download y'all thank you for listening to two hours of this we love yet and we will see you next time you can find me Ronnie at TV gazam on Twitter you can find Matt at life on the M-list bandit bandit I'm sorry B-side blog and you can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/watchworkcrapins and on Twitter at what crap in so come talk to us on Facebook y'all bye to you like listening to comedy try watching it on the internet the folks behind the sideshow network of launch the new YouTube channel called wait for it it's got interviews with comedians like Reggie Watts Todd Glass lies a slice finger slicing driving friends with it for ten years one of the funniest people out there and I still have a hard time with the last name 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