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Maybe I need some rehab or maybe just need some sleep. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crap is a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com. And as always, I'm joined by Ronnie Karam from TV Gasm. Hi Ronnie. And Matt Whitfield from Yahoo. Hey Matt. Hey Benjamin. Ronnie can be reached at TV Gasm. Matt can be reached at life on the M list on on Twitter and Instagram. And I'm at bsideblog. And this show is Facebook.com/backslash Watch What Crap is. You really should like us on Facebook because we have a really active Facebook page with a lot of fun stuff, a lot of like pictures go up and gossip and a lot of discussion. It's a great way to make the days goodbye before the next podcast. But what I'm really excited to talk about today is that we have a special guest. We have a real life special guest. It's Anna David, my old friend. Hi Anna. Hi Ben. Welcome to the podcast. So excited to be here. Find you guys terribly hilarious. And I'm just glad that there's a podcast out here that addresses the most important issues of our time. So I'm actually being serious. Hell yeah. So I mean the fact that we don't have higher ratings than CNN is atrocious. It is it's shocking. So and Anna actually goes on real real deal podcast like Dr. Drew and other things. Anna's incredibly accomplished author, editor, talking head. You do everything. Anna, is there anything you want to plug anything? Well first of all, I'll send you the chat you know the thing I am promoting right now is my new Kindle single called They Like Me. They Really Like Me. And it's about my quest to find a celebrity boyfriend if it killed me. And I do want a celebrity boyfriend. I was delusional and I thought that happiness lay there. It's true. No, I learned that it doesn't. That's that's a no. I don't believe that. I'm still on the quest. I know. I know Ben. That's because you're sick. You have some ways to go. But anyway, it's only a dollar and I know it's 99 cents. Everyone go buy it. Don't buy it. If you like this podcast, you'll love it. What's the name of it again? They like me. They really like me by Anna David and it's on Amazon, right? It is. And there's a whole chapter about Sally Field having sex in there. You all go download that right now. Everyone go download that please. That scares me. That's not on topic. You know what scares me? Boniva. What is that about? Sallyfield and the bony, but what's Sally Field? One body. Because our bones are falling apart, you guys. Why? People just liked her too much. We liked her so much that we crushed her bones. We crushed her bones with our love. We've completed all of her calcium. Too many gay guys probably tackled her every time she walked on the sidewalk. Is Sally Field a gay icon? Anybody that's on anybody that's on brothers and sisters is. Anyone who's in soap dish is. She's highly tolerated by all the gays. She's not fierce and fabulous. You know what I mean? She's just really good at being neurotic and we respect her for never having Botox, but also resent her. It's like a good friendship. But she was also in soap dish, which is an iconic gay movie. So she just left me for his wife on the machine. So when you told me you guys get off track then, I guess this is kind of what you meant. Yeah, this is obscene and nothing. Yeah, this is nothing. This is why we're not on real shows. I am just gonna project what the the second episode of the week is gonna be and I'm gonna say we're gonna get really off track about things like McDonald's and Instagram. Okay, spoiler alert for the future. Okay, let's get into it. Let's get into Beverly Hills reunion. I know Anna, you have a lot in your mind. Anna, did you you were approached by Brandy to write her book by the way? Well, this is how actually what exactly happened. I had just finished. I know I was working on Tom Sizemore's book, which is actually coming out in two weeks by the way. Please tell me you're kidding. Are you? Do you really run on Sizemore's book? I really wrote Tom Sizemore's book. Oh my god. Does it focus more on like the Heidi Fleist era or is it more like saving private Ryan or do we get the whole shebang? The whole shebang. It's actually an amazing story and he actually is an amazing storyteller, but he's not brandy. So let's get back to that. So anyway, that's so he's not. So I woke up one morning or no, I was meditating and suddenly it came to me an amazing title for a brandy book. Now, this is all moot, obviously, because she now has a best-selling book, but it was and this is very last season, but it was call me a slut if you need to. How I beat the mean girls at their own game. That should be a lifetime movie starring Leanne Rhimes. Yeah. How like how important could that be? So it could be gossipy, but it could also be empowering all girls in high school. I just I was so I know Jen Jimenez. Right. So I called the agent. By the way, by the way, that's brandy's friend who often accompanies her to all the events. Yeah. The one that's the former addict? Yeah. Yeah. The one that's from the Dr. Drew shows. He's like always wears those really two tight green dresses. Housewives. She looked really good on housewives and she was featured very prominently, I would say this season. Yeah. Yeah. I think she was too. Like I like how on Julie Clausner's recaps, like the people commenting refer to Jen as they just like as if Jen someone they know. They're just like when Jen said this, I kind of like that. So anyway, Jen, I'd known forever. So I called the agent, the agent's like, that's brilliant. We've got to sell that. I called Jen Jen hooked me up with brandy and the agent was in town and we went and met with brandy and had lunch and it was lovely. And she said, I love this idea. Let's do it. The only thing is that I have already talked to another agent. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to be talking about this. Oh, whatever. Talk to another agent. You're just talking to three friends. Yeah, three friends. No one's listening. Yeah. After the season she's had, she's not allowed to sue anybody. Yeah. Sure. She was, she was lovely during the meeting. But what happened is that so she said, well, I was talking to this other agent and this other writer, but basically they are not doing anything. They're not moving. And so we were ready to move. I was like, I can write this really quickly. We can just start meeting. And then she called me the next day and said that thing that happened, which is as soon as she told that agent, oh, cause, cause David Vigliano, the agent who was going to sell it as a big agent, as soon as she said, David Vigliano's interested in selling it, he just completely like snapped into shape. Right. And she asked me if I would be willing to do it with him. And I didn't think that was right because I had, you know, yeah, I didn't want to screw him over. And so, and that was that. Oh, okay. Was it your lunch? Was your lunch at Sir or Villa Blanca? Yeah. It was, it was at the top of, oh God, do you know that the top of, I don't mean the top of Mulholland. I can't, I can't explain what I mean. But it was not at one of those places. There were no cameras. She was so tall and skinny that it was really unnerving. Really? But she was like cool and like totally cool, totally open. Great. We want to get you rather to her or Leon Rimes? Oh, I was then offered Leon Rimes book. Isn't that crazy? Oh my God. And yes. Did you, what happened there? What happened is my, not David Vigliano, I was wrecked at WME at the time. And my agent there emailed me and said, would you be interested in meeting with her about the book? And I am, I'm not after doing the size more book. I, I know I can only do those books for people I'm willing and interested, really interested in and can spend a lot of time with. And I'm not at all interested in Leon Rimes. How could you not be interested in the life and times of Leon Rimes? But I'm only interested in her because of her association with Brandy. Right. And that's not enough. Well, so speaking of Brandy, why don't we start talking about the reunion? And how did you guys think Brandy held herself on this, on the second episode with, of the reunion and all the shit that came out? Because Kyle looked like an asshole and Brandy and Yolanda drove that home. And as long as Kyle looks like a jerk, I don't care. I'm happy. Absolutely. I think it was, I mean, it's totally like Lisa Brandy Yolanda are just like, they're the one, they're the cool girls that the audience loves and the rest. Well, Taylor, she's sort of like on her own little, nobody likes Taylor. No, but you sort of love Taylor because she's just this weird, daffy kind of, you know, nobody loves Taylor. I've turned, I've turned the corner with Taylor doesn't even love Taylor. No, of course not. I've actually come to love Taylor because I hated her so, so, so much last year. And then this year, I've just really loved watching her be wasted. I know that's horrible, but that's the same reason that I love Kim Richards. I love a good, strong attics. And I think she's been so hilarious. And I actually felt kind of like semi pad for her because Andy wouldn't even speak to her the entire time. And then when he did say something, she would like try and snap into gear so that she could start crying in time to answer and she just couldn't get it. And I loved it. And then it cut away from her. It was amazing. By the way, speaking of Kim Richards, one of my favorite moments of the reunion was when Kim Richards impersonated Lisa. And I recorded it. I've got a sound bite. And I'd love to play it for you guys to remember the moments. Okay, ready? Yeah. Okay. Okay. This was last night or before? This is last night. Okay. And I want you to tell me, oh, you know, hey, and then I see you outside the door. You're like, Oh, she knows again. She is a pirate, turn Lisa into a pirate. She actually skills. It's like a pirate day on the wrong anniversary as she goes again. I can't believe you guys are ignoring the elephant in the room, which is the shit covered pillow. Oh, yeah. Well, we're getting to that. I mean, I don't know how you can't just only talk about that. Honestly. Oh, yeah, we did. We talked about that in an hour from now. Yes, the same pillow. And I love that Kim didn't even deny it. She just said, Is that necessary, Randy? At least she's at least she's owning up to her bodily functions. But wait, but no one questioned it. No one questioned. Throw away a shit covered pillow. What if what if it what if it is that her lucky charm like one of her prized picture frames or a prized bowl of chicken salad that she's tossed with her talons? Like you can't just get rid of a shit stained. Why would she mean so much to an addict? Why was it shit stained in the first place? The West of us gave me that on a tour bus when we went out with gifts. And why wasn't she holding her own shit stand pillow? And why? Why was a shit scene pillow so heavy that she could not carry it? Lemon cleanse. It's like gum from the fifth grade comes out. Yeah. Well, see, Yolanda got her wish. Kim finally did get to go on the master cleanse and she cleans herself out all over onto the pillow. I just I was disturbed in a way that I are I don't know how to talk about and I might never know how to talk about. Well, I mean, I'm already scared of flying but and I'm claustrophobic. So if I were flying and claustrophobic and fearing death and then a crazy drunk drug addict started shitting on a pillow next to me on a flight. I would open the emergency door and jump the fuck out. Honestly, what how is she ever going to have sex with a guy after this? Is there always going to be afraid that when they get to her bed that's going to be covered in feces? Well, that Kim has been having so much sex leading up to the shit cover. Well, maybe that's where she did have a cameo and returned to which mountain and I think that that did get her her IMDB page was popping a little bit. So she might have had a few extra gentlemen. I heard I heard that she and the rock had amazing chemistry. Oh my god. The rock would break her. I would love to see that pairing. She's still she's still shitting her pants after having sex with the rocket hurt her that much. That's probably why they're pillows covered in shit because the rock probably called her professor and his love for her. Hey, who taught that rock how to talk? Yeah, so I thought it was especially funny that she said a pillow while she was going on about how sober she was in Paris. Like, oh, honey. Because sober people do these things. Well, now Anna, you are the you are the expert on this. You guys may not know this about Anna, but Anna, you are you have been through recovery, et cetera. I am in recovery. You're in recovery and you're and it's very open about this. So, okay, Anna, so I will I will be in recovery. I'm sure. For many things. By the end of this podcast from shooting on too many pillows. But so Anna, what I mean, what did you think when you saw like the whole well, what did you think about came at the reunion and also this whole thing with Paris and what did you think about when she was talking about her sister and she was angry at her sister. We lost Ronnie. He's he'll be back soon. But I feel like you're asking Anna 500 questions and one and I think the main question here is do you believe that Kim was actually sober or was she lying and she was tanked? Okay, well, there's there is something that needs to be clarified this medication issue and like I can just be totally clear about this. Medications, certain medications are quote unquote totally kosher when you're sober, like SSR rides, like anything that does not change the way you feel from like the head up, anything that is sort of you're not going to instantly altered. Those medications are 100% allowed. So what does that include? Like since like I take Vicodin every day because I have a little bit of pain. Okay, it does not include Vicodin. Yeah, you can't take fine. It's like I take a little bit of heroin. Is that is that a covered? That that being said, if you're in serious pain, you can take those things. You know it you but like the idea is sort of you don't take a narcotic and you don't take a sedative or a hypnotic and those are so you and you're not taking Oxycontin. You're not taking Xanax and so it killed me when Kim is defending herself with I had my medication off that Andy couldn't have the gumption or the awareness to go what medication are you talking about? We wanted to see pill we wanted to see pill bottles like MJ on Shazov sunset. We want to see rifling through the purse. I need to see bottles with names on them. Well last season if you guys remember she was telling Paul all of the medications that she was on. Remember when she was going to get whatever done and it was a majority of them were anxiety pills. They were they were SSR eyes. I think she edited that list for Paul because those I remember because it was like a fixer and trasadone and these drugs that are okay to take but clearly to act that way and to say my medication was off and and all of those things that that's that's a that's clearly something like Oxycontin or something like Xanax. Oxycontin is hillbilly heroin correct? Correct. Now I have a question because wasn't one of the big things with the recovery or maybe it's maybe it's just like just the like the 12 step programs but that you like you apologize to everyone you know like that you are like you you apologize and I sometimes got the feeling through the season and during this reunion that that she wasn't really being very apologetic. She's sort of like still being like you treated me like this and isn't the whole thing supposed to be like I wasn't really being myself because I was under the influence and so I apologize to you right? I would say that Kim Richards is not a shining example of a 12 step program just because you were in a 12 step program doesn't mean you're working all the steps or or she's doing that and clearly she is not somebody it's the ninth step she's clearly not somebody who seems to be embracing this idea of letting go of resentment and making a plan but don't don't we cut her some slack because I do agree actually with Brandy and her harsh comment that sent Kyle into hysterics last night I actually do believe that Kyle does want to see her sister fail and I do think that you know Kim is really bothered by the way she's been treated by Kyle and I think that is the main thing that is causing her perhaps relaxes but there's a whole other addiction recovery program which is Allen on and that's how you know fucked up addiction works within your family and your relationships and that's a whole other thing and you see that with Kyle when she moves over and sits next to Kim and is like yes I knew you were sober I kept saying how sober you were in Paris bitch was not sober in Paris we have there are cameras on you we see that you're not sober so even if you mixed up your pills or you you know you fell on a needle whatever it was you were not sober stop saying that like you're just blatantly lying and that's you know I think that's an enabler I think I think that Brandy was right on the money but it's like the kind of thing that it was it would be like her saying oh I think the reason Marisio doesn't like me is that he secretly wants to fuck me like it's the kind of thing you actually don't say out loud yeah on TV you can't be uttered yeah yeah well I so sorry go on right well it's just you can't you can't blame her relapses on any one thing but I would say that um you know people with even more dysfunctional sisters than Kyle do stay sober and do work programs it's really not about what happens to us it's how we handle what happens to us now I will say this though Kim actually seemed more articulate than we've seen her perhaps ever I thought on the reunion she was like she was really being able to make her points and when she was saying how she was like she just meant everything for her life and just you know she didn't know if she had a second chance she was not speaking the way I speak which is muddled and in a confused way but but here's the problem as much as I feel for her and I have felt for her and I've loved her at the beginning of this season I was so rooting hardcore for her when she starts to fight Yolanda and Lisa that is not doing her any favors because guess what whether you want to believe it or not Lisa and Yolanda and Brandy are the favorites there the fan favorites Bravo loves them the most and she is now digging herself into a hole with her evil sister Kyle well she can just say that she was under the influence and then we'll be okay with it you know um I I do want to count her Ben's comments about how articulate she was um I looked up Julie Closner's recap do you guys read those on vulture they're just so annoying we write we write our own so we don't we I don't even write anymore you know it's like okay I write up her TV gasm so it's like enough already with these women you guys taught them all how to do you know recap's basic oh yeah Julie Closner oh yeah she used to call me in for tips she should write us a check but my point is that she wrote in a recap she rew on this seven times to get the quote correct this is a Kim to Yolanda last night I do remember everything this year every time there's been something that's gone on this last year that we've watched you that nobody's liked or said something about you've had an excuse for yes that's articulate I mean I get we're talking comparatively speaking it is it's like saying you know it's like if someone hasn't walked in seven years and they took like three steps like oh my god they're walking congratulations are they in the Olympics no but you know yeah but it also does that that specific quote I was gonna bring up well not I couldn't go into the whole quote but that part I was gonna bring up because Kim also said in that you everything that went on this year blah blah blah you had an excuse for everything and it was either your accent or you're not from this country or your illness and I thought it was really funny that she's bringing up Yolanda being brain dead because of Lyme disease after getting so mortified that Yolanda suggested that she didn't remember anything in the airport she was wasted yeah I agree it was just ridiculous but also wonderful kind of like that's what I think is so sick about all these shows is you know the audience of course everyone I think is kind of rooting for Kim at this point you kind of have to you know we all like her but watching her claim to be sober while she's literally rocking back and forth staring off in a space muttering to herself and playing with her hair like Paris is just too fucking creepy um that clearly runs in their family though the scary looking like beak nose and then twisting the hair like in a frenzy yeah and it's kind of sick that you're like so mesmerized by it you know but then even made a beautiful gift of it I did I made a gift using cinemagram so go check that out on our facebook page you have to click through I have some I have some gossip about Kim and Kyle oh yes spell it okay my friend interviewed them for diving with the stars or whatever that silly show was called one that brought them so close together that one that rebounded them and so he is was a um he met them and I guess he came he walked up to them and he sang the theme song from escape from which mountain or one of her things whatever one of the things Kim Richards did that paid for Kyle's entire life and and Kim and and Kyle pretended not to know what it was and Richards my friend kind of confronted her and was like what do you mean don't you recognize that anyway and he said it was the most chilling interaction between siblings or other people okay I believe it Kyle is such an under minor she's an under minor so that way she can get leverage him and she can drive Kim crazy and then this way she can be like the the one who can always brag about how she has to take care of her sister well yeah after she stole her house after her husband Maurice stole her house okay well like I but I do think that probably you know it killed Kyle their childhood that Kim was the successful one yeah and the fact that she had a meltdown as a result of that and is that you know sad right you know like shadow of a human being that she is today does bring her pleasure that she would not admit and that she absolutely gets off on being the successful one in quotes you know well Kim isn't well she's like proving proving once again why Kyle is a bad actress because she cannot hide that to save her life it is so fucking obvious that she wants her sister to fail whatever in season one when she said when she was saying oh you know I'm an actress and I've been a working actress in Hollywood but you know whenever Hollywood gets me down or I feel like I've been disrespected I just have another baby because that's what she is based you know she is like well I'm successful in that way like maybe I'm not the actress but I've got to love her you know I've got a husband and I've got babies bitch yeah well those Kim's got some babies too but it was so unpleasant to see like because basically all season we've gotten the fact that Maurice it was not the like you know hot commodity we thought he was you know in the previous season and he's really a total dolt who barely has command of the English language and like is no great prize but somehow last night when he was talking about the shoe size you got that you saw that look on Kyle's face where she's like I'm married to the hot guy and it just turned my stomach yeah it's another reason why people are turning on Kyle I mean she's just disgusting and it's amazing to me that she doesn't understand what Lisa's point was when they asked like would you like who do you trust here and Lisa's like I don't trust Kyle because she talks by my back and cause like that's not true Lisa but it's you know but it's it's true she doesn't realize she's starting to become sort of Jill's irony in that she doesn't understand her failings well the other thing that they didn't address which made me insane like we were next week we're getting like lost footage why during these two full episodes these two hours of the Beverly Hills reunion were we not discussing how how awful Kyle's friend Faye is and how Faye played a major role this season and I wanted I wanted Andy to rip Faye a new one I wanted Lisa to be able to rip her one I wanted Yolanda to be able to rip into that or even rip into Kyle for being friends with such a horrible person but they never even went there why did they not give us that well I think Faye told Faye told some media I look probably radar online that she's never gonna be on another episode of The Real Housewives ever again because it's ruining her life oh so they so they didn't hire her oh that's interesting they didn't hire her but the point is it's like you know Andy is so terrible at hosting these reunions because he never asks the proper questions or the producers or the editors are terrible because we never really get the answers to the burning questions that we're all dying to hear and it's like Faye was the major point of this season it was the big fights why was she not there I love it Marissa never mentioned not mentioned one either with Camille I couldn't believe that they never showed Phil's face what about Dana Wilkie who had that cameo up here yeah Shane smoking cigarettes I like that track and I like that back she was down in my TVs and Shane smoking on a dirty patio it was freaking me out I just love the trail of destruction this show has on these women you know well there's something I need that needs to be said about Kyle and this is that I believe her biggest sin is that she's so dumb that she thinks she knows how to play it like she is trying to climb out of the hole of trying to destroy Lisa last year at the reunion and she's so dumb that she like picks the wrong sides thinks that like people are going to get sympathy from the wrong things and can't even defend herself to save her life without well you're you're absolutely right that she keeps picking the wrong sides and we've talked about that how you can see her mind like trying to tick like she's just trying to get on the right side of things but she is never ever on the right side so and so what she always does is she like wipes her hands and she goes I can't handle this she flips her long hair and walks away as opposed to confronting the actual situations and the the issues at hand and as a result she's making herself look extra terrible I almost would like a return to season one Kyle who is a total hothead and would fly off the handle over every stupid little thing and like just be like that and who cares who you're trying to impress just be a crazy lady with black hair and we'll all love your screening matches scream at everyone you know you know you'll bring it and I think she got totally boring and I do agree that she's totally stupid but I love that Mauricio is so stupid he didn't get that penis joke he didn't even know what that meant and then Brandy says oh so you think it's okay or I'm sorry Andy said so do you oh Brandy an apology for talking to her like that at the Indian or the Moroccan restaurant he's like no not at all not even a little bit I don't know an apology to her okay yes what I said was wrong yes no I shouldn't talk to a woman like that but no yes I should apologize but no I'm not friends with Adrian because of her money yes I sold her house but I didn't know she was selling it until two weeks when she I was showing her houses for fun but I didn't know I'm sorry it's like Lisa was not having it no he was like he was such a salesman he was like one of those assholes who stands in the department store spring you and you don't want to be you know it's like he's skisball get out of here you know he's a total asshole off he's charming on camera but you know he's a total asshole off camera I don't think he's an asshole I think that you know you hit it on the head it's like he's just so dumb and Kyle is just so dumb they're probably just the most boring people you could ever imagine I could see him being an oste I could see him being like really condescending like working for him or working with him I could see him being super condescending I just think they're morons yeah but I think you're giving him more credit than his brain can handle that he has a stupid blink like you just have to watch his blink it's just like blank blank blank blank blank but you know it though he does he does get a credit for being an attractive Latino Jewish person which I think that's it's so rare that I have to give him some credit for that that's fair breed yeah that's the only thing he deserves credit for for good jeans and people think we can't find the positive and thing yeah see we always we always see the good stuff so last night was particularly depressing on that show and I don't know if it's because I had to write about it but I was just I mean I think I went through like a five bowls of popcorn trying to get through this show like just like there's nothing left Kim was making me so sad I couldn't even get on with the rest of it it took me like an hour and a half to watch it because I kept pausing to like make gifts or to like kick sound effects like the ruin itself was almost secondary to my data capturing you know it's weird I was sort of telling Ben this earlier it's like I care more about recovery from addiction than anything in the world and it's weird that my my it's so hard for my heart to go out to Kim because it's she's so uh just not taking any responsibility ever and to me I know that's hopeless I know you can't get anywhere and so it's like it doesn't even feel like worth the heart energy to care yes I feel like it's I feel almost no no you're absolutely right and I feel kind of bad because a lot of people watch this show and you know a lot of people who are dealing with addiction are watching this show and watching somebody just blatantly lying not take it seriously I mean anybody who's ever had a problem with addiction or had a family member who's had a problem with addiction can just look at Kim and know that her I mean she's been drunk she's been on something half the time we've seen her and just you're right lying and not taking responsibility for anything it's just sad it's sad to watch especially when she keeps saying that she's going to be dead if it doesn't work it's like well it's obviously not working and I don't want to have talked about you for like 50 hours of my life and then you die like let's think about the toughest reasons you know think about the podcasters who need you to be alive yeah right think about the iTunes reviews when I've said all this shit about you that's never going to be taken down you know what she needs to do it for you she does hopefully totally she's not gonna do it for Kyle she's not hard and not for brandy or for Yolanda at this point leave my disease out of this stupid ticks then god I didn't get three horses I might have gotten three ticks to bite me then I would have three times limes and that'd be calling everyone an asshole because that's what you do when you have limes disease you call people assholes I love that Yolanda called you she's like oh I realized I had Lyme disease when I called Taylor an asshole because I wouldn't do that she just blends everything into limes disease from here on out well well the thing she's so she's so confusing because I like and respect her balls so much and then and then there's that I want that on a shop bravo t-shirt by the way I oh the husband worship yeah well it's because she's had her she has a bring up she's got to stay hired in that family yeah she worship her balls so much well you know she has balls she she has a lot of husband worship but you know that she runs that household at this point I mean she builds her own I want her to design a fridge for me oh yeah it's been my whole life working to afford to buy I'm not buying it because every time we've seen her cook okay we saw her like put a chicken in the oven one time which I mean there was literally a chicken with a lemon shoved up its ass that's what she served him and then another time she made spaghetti that started on fire on on the stove so I don't know I don't know I buy her as I buy that too that's like so you know when you look at like Phaedra on Atlanta who's like going from one entrepreneurial endeavor to another from like booty videos to tasers and everything like those don't match but if Yolanda honestly if Yolanda were to come out with her own line of refrigerators versus Sonia Morgan's toaster yes I would get that fridge and the heartbeat yeah but you know that fridge would really be built by Anna but who cares Anna you are so funny will you build my fridge for me I don't do anything themselves and I still want Sonia's sexy toaster oven where is it I don't know but we should have an appliance face off and see which one works best the housewife product yeah so Anna I feel like we've we've held you 15 minutes after I know I know but we just can't okay yeah and I do have to go but this married to Madison okay let's get it tell us your tell us your exiting thoughts on marriage well Carrie and Duncan Carrie is her name correct yeah not the sexiest orthopedic surgeon in Atlanta what is that accent it's Tim Curry she basically was stuck on a boat that was going back and forth between Australia and England for 15 years of her life that's the accent I think I think she was shooting on a gobstopper and somebody hit her on the back and it got stuck or she's one of those people has that one of those weird neurological syndromes where she normally she's like from Detroit but she woke up with one day like with a strange accents oh oh oh but gawd Carrie Carrie Carrie like okay so first of all they are both total blockers like from a block away you're like Carrie and Duncan put a handsome couple and then you get up close you know what I mean like love it I there's just they're perfect example that she really they are you know they are trying to he seems so normal like the most normal person I've ever seen on a reality show what is up with these normal dudes that wear khakis and have like nice good jobs and they married these disfigured wax figures I don't understand you know what at least he married someone close to his age I mean I think she might even be older than him that's impressive on that I love the shots of her her modeling shots or it's clearly like from the 1993 Kmart insert that came with the times you know like she was like modeling she's modeling half the shit at TDA Max that Gretchen Rossi buys that we will talk about in the future I imagine I love her affected model walk yeah I don't think that's how I've ever seen a model walk ever speaking of affected and Carrie this notion that like well to be married to medicine like this idea it's like a 1950s mentality when doctors were incredibly respected and everyone wanted their kids to be doctors like in today's world the doctor is like maligned and like ripping us off and just I will say this though ours for us to be doctors then podcasting about the fucking housewife and my mother as well but this whole idea that to be a doctor's life you mean something is so insane to me I can understand it from Carrie because I want her life I want her life which were Mariah no Carrie more lighter lighting candles and yeah I want to be a doctor's wife and I'm not afraid to admit it it may seem like an old-fashioned idea to come from Carrie but that bitch wasn't raised on facts of life I mean I can understand it from her like she probably literally stood in a bread line or like waiting for cheese or something but the other girls she wouldn't be eating cheese she's had a very private struggle with anorexia yeah she stood in line for lettuce maybe she stood in line for the exercise of it all because she wasn't going to sit on her fat ass she's like if I sit down and I'm not going to burn any calories oh my god she's kind of crocodiles I think yeah as she's sort of Australian sort of British I don't know I love that Ben you Instagramed her photo with her hair blown up how hard it was to be a doctor's wife yeah yes yes I did I think stop acting like a common whore I says the woman who has hair that reaches the ceiling and teeth that you can show like a movie on I don't know the woman who is dating a married man what medicine title of the episode by the way I'm totally on team quad I love quad and I think quad is the best dress of them all hey I will give you quads blue jumpsuit was fierce but like that girl is so trash oh she's a little much I'm all about Mariah I think she's adorable she is I like her I hate Toya I hate Toya I hate Toya is bashing freaking quad for being ghetto when Toya is the one who walks into a restaurant be like well I haven't came here before you know and she calls Zars cuz ours you know I know and her husband is like it has a moment of reality when you realize that she doesn't know how to pronounce the words are right he's like do I have a prenup yeah and I love that I love that like he's like trying to like launch this like smart service was like house calls for the rich and fame for the rich and famous yeah it's called royal pains on USA oh yeah and she's like make sure you do a we let's do some Botox he's like Botox is not an urgent condition but my friend is like if you have a cough then okay she's like what's a cough oh you mean a coagha okay that I have to go okay really fun thank you so much we're gonna keep talking but Anna thank you so much for coming on it was a blast yeah it was really great talking to you you'll have to come on again so fun thank you so much for having me thanks for spilling the tea bye bye um Ben by the way I hope you're recording this because of mine cut off when I got cut off oh okay yeah I am recording but why don't you record again can you still record yeah I started recording now okay um sorry everyone like we just completely went off the completely went off the rails there but um love that girl she is great come back all the time absolutely and she's so much more prestigious than we are the fact that she is considered a possibility for writing a book for Brandy makes her so famous to me oh absolutely um okay so let's get back on what we're talking about marriage medicine hold up did we finish Beverly Hills I guess we did finish Beverly Hills yeah I think we I think we covered all did we covered all I'm just I just I need to say one more time I think it's really effed up that we didn't get to see or talk about Faye Marissa Camille or any of those other characters that played massive roles this season I mean we did get a teeny bit when they showed us Paul and we got to hear Paul's side of the story post divorce but there were so many other major players this season that did not get involved with the reunion and I don't know if that's because of the adrium leaving at the last minute and it fucked up the entire production but I was really unsatisfied uh me too me too I I feel like there could have been at least one more episode um and uh I don't know I I just feel like they kind of half-ass it um yeah okay I'm not sure if they got you know because I know that they pay a lot of attention to social media you know they it's always mentioned when people are fired or whatever that it had to do with social media and I'm wondering with Camille I think it was because she was so on Adrienne's side that she quit with Adrienne because yes there was all that speculation while they were shooting is Camille on the show is she not on the show and she was apparently there on the show the whole season so that seemed to have come late and then on her um twitter today she's just saying well I wasn't on it because I wasn't like a technical cast member this season she's kind of brushing it all off mm-hmm um but then I miss her Marissa why would they bring on Marissa I guess she didn't have me drama she didn't have enough drama I also think that you know she was she was going to get pulled into more of the crap when they were in Paris but because of the death in her family she didn't get on the plane and go so she couldn't have gotten she she didn't get pulled into any of the shit there but she was boring but she still for some reason was writing a blog for Bravo and she said that she addressed it in the blog saying like this is my final blog this is my final time on housewives but I mean what a waste of screen time to even have her there in the first place I mean you think about all the people that would have been so much better on this show absolutely and by the way I just want to say regarding those blogs those blogs that's such a brilliant idea by Bravo because even if nothing's going on during the season these women are writing such shit about each other that by the time we get to the reunion they're ready to kill each other they are ready to kill each other mainly because of stuff on the blogs not from stuff on the show exactly yeah yeah um and you know there's a lot of speculation this are ghost written but honey I don't think they are ghost written you should see Kim's blog it's like exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point people were wondering but I told them exclamation points like what are you even talking about Kim she makes no sense to of like fault forwards and you know it's Kim the only person that has their shit ghost written is clearly Teresa Judy yeah because that's like words that have more than four letters in them oh did you read that uh Joe is not coming back to Jersey or was that just me look we're saving that for the gossip at the end gossip at the end okay okay sorry what else do we just talk about married to medicine except that i'm team Kerry and Ben's team quad i'm obviously i'm team quad i feel like they started up with quad they got her riled up at the first party in the first episode and uh you know she's definitely tacky but they're all tacky that's the point so uh i like quad i like her weird quavering voice i like her style i actually i don't find that she's as hood as they're saying that she is i think she dresses really well i don't think they are they're all horrible i mean they're still they're all fucking rude and classless oh yeah that's true i think that they're trying a little too hard i kind of would i like out of the kitchen it was yeah i wish almost that it was a little more boring and let up because where are they gonna go next i mean what more can they do they've already yelled and screamed at each other oh they just more of the more yelling at each other than they dove right in but i still i'm still convinced that these women were all potential cast members for real house house of atlanta so they were all like revved up and ready to go into the snake pit against like the nenies and the kenya's of the world and now it was just kind of like okay we're gonna throw this other show together these girls didn't know how to ramp up and to move into these dramatic you know times they were just already in that zone yeah exactly and i also do want to say i do find that one of you know this kind of storyline is very similar to what was happening on Beverly Hills this season which drove me fucking crazy it's kind of like you know Faye was acting ridiculous and Kyle is letting her friend act like a bitch to these other people i feel like that's what's happening with mariah is allowing quad to act like an asshole to people like kary and i just feel like it's mirroring what happened on Beverly Hills a little too much and i think that somebody needs to shut down the people that are really the problem which are the kiles and the mariahs of the world well mariah's also letting kary be a total bitch to quad too because mariah i mean kary wrote that ridiculously long text message where she told quad to stop acting like a low-class whore um guess what she was acting like a low-class whore but it's very hard to take that seriously from someone who's greatest feat in life was once being featured in like an lb in catalog in 1981 you know like have you seen her like her modeling photos that they have like strewn around her fireplace and you know Duncan Duncan's fireplace Duncan it was not Duncan it's Duncan like but Duncan Duncan it's about private challenge for me my modeling my anorexia oh god that was so funny oh you're anorectic in that dress and she's like oh my this is a very personal moment because i was in fact anorexic yeah i do love the way she looks in in her confessionals because she sort of like does this thing where she puts her chin really low and you see a lot of her forehead and her hair hangs down and it's like she doesn't realize it's the most unflattering angle for her and she's always like a very important thing for me is to talk about anorexia and also table coasters when is when is she gonna start doing that and then saying like and that i shaved down my adam's apple and i actually have a dick because she's a man right she she is i'll tell you one thing she's not a common whore she's a very special whole yeah yeah i love that she's she's constantly talking about class and this and that and she's already called somebody a whore um she's purposely said psych or psychologist instead of psychiatrist a few times she's called someonehood a monster uh-huh so yeah none of them are very classy frankly right now i'm liking Felicia Rashad the very math well-mannered white oh yeah white lady and and her friend i'm pretty happy that i think they're hilarious yeah the doctors are actually very funny yeah i like the i like the the one obg lion with the family with the the little kids with the glasses they are cute they are cute i love them and in fact when one one of the kids said that his he said something about his mom not being like ghetto and now yeah it was so cute it was like why is your dad lucky because my mom is smart she's a doctor and she's not hood yeah it goes like oh my god yeah that's uh that's a pretty cute so i'll keep watching i like no i was thoroughly entertained with both episodes i wish i'd taken notes but i didn't oh damn why we're not famous i know we're a disorganized podcast you guys i do have a long list of notes though that are like gossip and rumor related and i would love to have time to attack those real quick go go ahead okay should i start with the biggie yeah okay so you know last week on the 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is the classless hall or that that is summer that porsche i am potty matt your light the kazar of gossip right now i am challenged then porsche steward who is no longer gonna have the last name steward because porsche and cordell are getting divorced discuss cordell served her with papers oh did we talk about this last week or is this or is this brand new stuff i don't remember matt you call this is called falling down starring matt Whitfield hold on i would like to see portion and toy i have a conversation okay i'm just gonna throw out more topics as ronnie does his research how's about that new jersey one we you hit on a second ago well i want to talk what was i gonna say about new jersey that joe wasn't coming back now see i didn't know if that was an april fools either i read that on oh stupid housewives dot com okay maybe i shouldn't believe anything that i read at all there's like finally there's like there are 30 joe's on new jersey which one isn't coming back do you see do you see uh well that's because he's probably in jail wait okay so did i read yesterday and maybe i should not have read anything yesterday but that um that he is seriously up at risk for going to jail for ten years uh i don't know if you read that or not but i kind of feel like you just look at his face and you know he's going to jail for ten years i mean that's the face of a criminal yeah at some point at some point he's going to do something terribly wrong i'm gonna look him up right now how do we feel about lisa buying the our renting job a detour at the corner of uh robertson and Santa Monica boulevards in gay old west hollywood right up the street from sir we know that that is a space on the strip that has never been able to produce a thriving business do you think that lisa is going to be able to turn it around um maybe maybe she will you know here's my fear is that instead of like a cool gay club going in there it's just going to be another version of sur lounge with random like antiquities from the far east with neon lighting and idiot bartenders and waitresses i think yeah i think she's kind of definitely deliver on the hot the hot guys um and i think that people will go there because right now the abby has turned into disneyland right because that's right there and that's pretty horrible i mean that's basically just straight girls barfing all over the place gross and then and like the most horrible things you've ever seen in your life like we call them call them all they're all from riverside oh my god they're from a zuzuza she is like hey guys i know this awesome game bar that's next to my restaurant yeah so the abby is pretty much turned disgusting and then they've got that bar next door called here lounge which god bless them they can't get any but i mean they'll get people in there on the weekends i'll pack it up but that place is gross and smells like barot i feel like every night is lesbian night there and it will not waste days because you go on like weeknights or something oh it's wednesday night lesbian night or you're saying so why is it not a super circus oh the abby has a lot of lesbians yeah um and then so i think that there needs to kind of be a new place for the gays to filter into because you're right there are a lot of lesbians that um here so i think maybe it has a chance you know but then what is it gonna be a club or is it gonna be like a coffee house i think it's gonna be a gay bar but what's what what are the horse faces gonna say it's served now because they're clearly gonna be super hot people working at pump so what are the what are uh what horse faces gonna say they they can't be like sorry we're the hottest ones here they'll probably be dating them the dating like semi cute gay guys who work out yeah if lisa gets a second spinoff called pump which is a spinoff of vanderpump rules which is a spinoff of the Beverly Hills housewives i'm going to kill myself i i will watch it first and then slash i will watch it before i decide to kill myself this will probably be the best new show on tv ever i'll kill myself and then my ghost is gonna watch the show and that's what bravo should have greenlit i'll go to the i'll go to that bar on a night that they're shooting and kill myself on the show like that's how much i'll hate it so it won't be you know the reason needs to get better about her naming i mean sir is ridiculous sex unique restaurant stupid and then this one is called pump but it's called p dot u dot m dot p dot i mean come on what does that stand for well i would like to enter under my pants penis under pant my pants yeah i like that penis under my pants under my pants now what we're gonna i'm not gonna come up with something else we're gonna stick with that and i'm gonna think that that's carry from mary to medicines secret motto it's a very very private struggle that i have is a penis under my pants one time i didn't eat for an entire week and for lisa van der pump to make a club that makes one of my very personal struggle is offensive she's a little class whore how did i love that she's like so offended going back to that dumb ass i love that i always do is so offended that she was called a mistress to medicine when she was fucking a married man come on you were a mistress so like what do you come on no it's not because she thought she got mistress and mattress confused and she's like i don't look like a boxy thing i'm a lady with curves my skin doesn't spring back when you dent it i'm not made of foam how could she say that how could she say i'm foamy this is gonna be a six hour podcast okay i have a few more things okay so bernie took to his blog this week to blast kyle even more so saying that she is the fakest bitch ever and um you know bernie the fact that i'm like even on bernie's side kind of grosses me out because we all know he's a disgusting gay human being um uh that we hate and uh the fact that he's still employed by adrien is gross but he is actually attacking kyle and saying that she is fake and you know he was blasting her about the whole maricea real estate thing what do you guys what's your take well obviously that was coming straight from adrien who was sitting there watching the reunion pissed off that kyle said she's not even that close with adrien anymore so bernie had to go on the facebook and you know say his piece so do you think that everything bernie says is really coming from adrien yes yes but i i don't understand why adrien would hate kyle that much because bernie wrote mean nasty stuff because kyle because kyle didn't have her back and you know that that's what it's about with adrien is thanks girls for having my back like every tweet is thanks she'll be like thanks at kameel h grammar whatever damn name is yeah so thank you for having my facts well you know it this is a woman who's dating ros doert sons she clearly does not have operational thoughts yeah they're done they're done but you know what she does have dime bags jackpot so how do i find chef burning on facebook chef bernie goose man just deserves for terrible cooks of bevelie hills okay so another thing that came out was another possible casting you know last week i was fighting for uh lisa rena who actually did a little retweet action um anyway i'm was excited nobody else was i didn't know that's awesome um and again i was hoping that lisa rena would officially be announced as a new cast member of rivoli hills so that has not happened yet but there's another woman in the mix and the unfortunate thing is she has a title that is even fancier than countess luen de la seps baroness monica and she is african-american and fabulous and do you think that she could work in the bh cast yeah absolutely as long as she doesn't act like a common whore i really really really hope that's true because she looks like she'd be fabulous and i would like to say something about um what you just said about lisa rena i think that she is going to be on it because i just saw some picture of her at zing at some event for zing and she's standing right in front of the booth looking all stupid and she's holding her purse out to be photographed i mean stupid bitch lisa rena i knew that she was going to be on that bite your tongue i love her the only problem is i think that she's going to be teamed up with kim and kyle which is bad news sister lisa if you're listening you need to team up with lisa and yolanda yeah lisa come on this show come on this show and then plead your case and we'll tell you what to do no because then i'll have to be fake and be nice to her i'm still mad at you for leaving days of our lives lisa rena listen you you you survived jill zaren so i think you can do lisa rena hey let's call jill zaren we still have her number oh oh i had jill zaren gossip huh how can i forget because i was in long island last week and i heard from one of the long island yentas um the whole thing was jill zaren i hope this is an old news but she was um like a secretary or an assistant for a bobby's store and she basically talked about mistress to medicine it was like mistress to fabrics she she was basically his mistress that's how she rose up in the world was bobby previously married yeah oh well that makes more sense yeah this this comes direct from the long island grapevine so that's the story choose to believe it or not but the story the rumor is that jill zaren slept her way up into bobby bobby's world well i figured it looks like she's married to the jewish sanna clause he kind of looks like clive davis and jewish sanna clause had a piece i actually i like bobby to say the truth no i do too i know um okay final topic nini and kim apparently have settled their differences and nini has actually invited kim to um attend her upcoming re-wedding to greg and kim has said that she is going this is all over both of their twitter pages the women have apparently buried the hatchet why is this happening do we believe it what do you guys think i'm gonna start off by saying my favorite part ever of the real housewives of atlanta was when kim and nini were both drunk and single and partying yeah i have no idea why this happened i wish i could maybe they suddenly realized that since they're not on the same show anymore that they don't have to keep uh doing what the producers want them to do which is to fight scondol we're like friends wait when that last fight well that whole last fight that happened that broke them up for good was the dumbest fight ever that nini started just to get camera time like kim didn't do anything wrong nini went on her bus and started saying that she was a slave driver and was calling her assistant sweetie a slave and going off and she was acting like a crazy crazy bitch i mean that was in nini's like when she was complete well i guess she's always been completely off the rails until this year but that was nini being a complete monster yeah she was that was when she was just horrible and everybody was hating on her and i think it was because she was mad that kim became famous and didn't nini remember that was when nini still wanted credit for her song that's right that's right that's probably what nini was mad about but now that nini is famous she's not insecure about it plus she also came to hollywood and realized she's probably not the big deal she thought she was and maybe gave her some perspective yeah no just kidding there's no such thing as perspective in the realized lives i'm actually rooting for them to work out i mean kim's spinoff don't be tardy or whatever i still watch it i know you guys both hate it and want to kill yourselves when you tune in but um you know i think that kim can stand alone i think nini right now her nbc show the new normal hasn't been canceled yet or picked up so that's kind of in flux i think nini is smart enough though to realize that she will never bite the hands the hand that feeds and regardless of what fame comes her way she will never fight with bravo because you know she can always fall back into the housewives mix i wish though that she and kim would both be full-time members next season on atlanta i just don't see it happening no oh no well nini i think will be full-time because she's the highest paid she's the highest paid housewife i believe and she is that's the highest rated housewives show so she's probably making some bank and on a sitcom you make money but she's probably not making as much as everybody else she has a fairly small role on that she has a very small role on that show and she's making a hell of a lot more money on the real house of zidlanta and especially because they had record ratings this season i think that she and kenya can walk in and go pay us whatever the fuck we want yeah yeah she's keeping that job nini wants to keep buying her used cars for people she likes she's keeping that so i'm very rich bitch yeah now she doesn't have to kiss up to some grimy uh like pizza magnet up magnet up in new york city she down she's up to Ryan yeah can i just tell you guys on a side note that there are a shitload of bernie goosman's in the world i'm trying to search facebook for bernie's facebook page and i'm like wow bernie goosman that's a that's a popular name you go bernie goosman wherever you are i'm sorry what the real bernie goosman did to your name i wonder if there's a fake eddie magie that is trying to be mean to me and it's like the real eddie magie is really no he loves you now i feel like we talked so much about eddie magie that we're ignoring some of our other super fans like tami love me some tami tami why don't you come hang out with us yeah family plane you know as she actually had a tweet the other day that said people wonder why or people are so rude in this world and then they wonder why i'm a bitch and i was like wow i'd never in my life thought if you use a bitch 10 years old in your picture you're smiling like with a lollipop or something i've always thought she's like the cutest little child star like that's how she is in my head and she giggled all through our live show we did last year yeah yeah we know the horrifying live show yes that was fun we gotta do it again we have to do a live show we we uh we're gonna take the take the temperature of the audience if you live in the los angeles area or southern california and you are interested in seeing us do this live would you actually come and fill seats because if you actually come and fill seats we'll do it so yeah we'll do it from pump yeah oh yeah even better yeah right so leave tell us on our facebook for to do it from a chain restaurant that the real housewives of orange county like to go to like rosa mexicana or something rosa mexicana no let's go to mcdonald's and see if any famous people come i won't be let in we'll talk to then for like via satellite from the playground they're like sorry you weren't on the list then yeah you'll be you'll be on the ball pit and playland now i'm just wondering if people from listening to this podcast will understand this was this uh was the mcdonald's story told on this podcast or in the future podcast future podcast that we previously take uh do you see we can't do callbacks if we do things like this all half-assed and backwards well maybe it'll be like listening to a podcast like memento yeah exactly people can put the pieces together i mean it's almost as if we recorded the second podcast first and the first podcast second none of these people should complain they're getting two juicy episodes back to back they don't have to wait another week yeah they don't don't complain people just come to our live show tell us on our facebook page facebook.com slash watch what crappins which we got to all the time apparently we don't know the address no we i have i've become hooked we've said this last week or the other week i have become hooked on our own stupid page like it is now like a it's a daily like multiple times a day i have to go check it out yeah you know that here's the thing earlier to on this podcast i was saying i was making gifts and sounds or whatever i was doing it for the page i wasn't even doing it for my blog anymore i'm like this is what's happening i'm we're all throwing our lives away for this goddamn podcast yeah so people tell your friends tell your friends to listen and to you know they they don't even have to listen to the podcast they just have to press play and then and then walk away they can walk away give us the downloads give us the numbers that way we have um even higher stats and uh i can get into cool parties i have a goal i have a goal in 2013 we need to win some one of those one of those like fake online awards whether it's you know like a podcasty award or a i don't know a something fake award oh absolutely we just have to remember to submit because that's the thing we miss uh south by south west and every single other thing we could have submitted ourselves for and we're like we're actually a pretty big podcast at this point but god we need an intern we need an intern like sonium morgan yeah oh and i have to find out if i can read that letter online i'm sorry people on the facebook page we're saying they are pissed at you ben they said that you teased us because of the sonium morgan letter and it's like you can't do that and not follow through i'm gonna send the email right now you guys talk while i send the email well oh you guys i found her bernie's i found bernie's um regular uh regular page like his regular website this is him about bernie my name is bernie gussman i'm a private to the stars i'm a private to the stars that's what it says i did just mess that up he's a private guy he's an actual penis he's a star penis you know i'm a private to the stars in los angeles california i am the only featured chef on bravo's the real housewives of Beverly Hills to the wonderful adrian maloof and her husband paul nassif oh my god uh god um and thankfully it has linked to his facebook i'm going to go dig up some dirt y'all oh it's not him oh wait is that just so we're oh yes it is him these pictures were not part of the real housewives of Beverly Hills these pictures are these pictures of a bruised and brutally beaten body were released months after the bravo tv show finished filming for the season i don't know i'm looking at his crazy abuse pictures uh the abuse pictures why end on such a depressing note right okay i'll do some research on chef bernie maybe we'll talk about him later we should have him on the show i was going to say he would not do anything come on the show yeah he's probably putting strawberries on plates of greens at the moment for his love well if he talks like anything if he talks anything like he types it'll be like talking to a boa alphabet suit yeah and by the way i'd also like to add if any of these idiots like kyla richards or whoever wanted to take down lisa if they were smart they would just dig up cedric and use that that's what they would do that's how you take down lisa although you really can't because cedric's an idiot and lisa is impervious but still it would be fun to watch they tried that last year and she was just like get out darling get out don't speak i can't get out yeah that's true nevermind me right now i'm sorry all right i'm just dying i don't have anything else to say yes i do follow ben at bside blog on twitter follow ronnie at tv gasm follow me mat at life on the m list follow us as a group and as a podcast at what crappins don't forget to check out the facebook page has been has been pimping backslash watch what crappins download us on itunes leave a comment we definitely need more interaction with you guys on facebook what should we do for our 69th episode and would you attend a live taping of this podcast in southern california where you have to buy your own god damn drinks let us know yeah let us know we want to know oh and thank you anna david for being here what is her twitter handle ben do you know it um i think it might be just anna david i'm going to look it up right now it might be analytical i'm trying to remember anna david it's just anna david just go to anna david it's her twitter she's great she's super smart she's got 40 40 000 followers so she's like way out of our league she is fancy girl she's oh and she's really cute yeah no she's hot she's hot she's nice she's smart she writes for tom's eyes more what else could you ask god she's got 40 000 followers mala yeah she's on tv all the time whatever anna david i liked you five minutes ago but now you're all famous and stuff and if you go to her page suggested people are martha stewart carrent sierra and midi kailing perfect how could you not love this girl when i look at your page who does it recommend me um like does it say that somewhere mine's probably like a twitter egg with someone's name like joanna i don't know um mine says let me see who to follow doc pemberton cnn breaking news and joseph wakili you see look how fucking sad that is i can't even imagine what mine is oh my god i have jennifer love hubert kill me now cnn and joseph wakili all right well if you don't hear for me next weekend it's because i've jumped off of something i'm sorry everybody um oh you want to find out okay yeah i want to find out here to follow yeah i'm gonna see yeah mine okay here's what mine are and this makes no sense okay uh fadreparks wendy williams angelette when i look at yours benet says that because i knew that you had to go tea i do i can you know i'll put on the facebook page big brother is watching oh my god they're listening to the twitter's listening to us guys uh fadreparks wendy williams angelette when i look at yours benet says because i knew that you had to go tea i do i i can you know i'll put on the facebook page big brother is watching oh my god they're listening to the twitter's listening to us guys even ben twitter wants you to shave that damn 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