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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crap Inz, a weekly podcast about all that crap that we love on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from BesideBlog.com and you can find me at BesideBlog on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook. And joining me as always are Ronnie Karam from TVgasm.com. Hi Ronnie. Hello everybody. Hi, Ronnie is at TVgasm on Twitter and Matt Woodfield from Yahoo. Hey Matt. Bonjour, mes amis. Bonjour, mes amis. Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour. Matt is at life on the endless on Twitter and also on Instagram and you can find this entire podcast on Twitter at What Crap Inz. And more importantly you can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com. Watch What Crap Inz. And you really should follow us there because we reference that page a lot and we've been putting up a crazy and crazy stuff on that page I have to say. And I hope you guys all really enjoyed the little collage I made of Kim Richards through the years that I put up as the header. Did anyone see that? Oh, we saw it. You guys still have your eyesight after it. That was frightening. And actually the reason why I found those photos is because someone posted a link to those photos on our Facebook page see so it all works out. That's the only way I know anything anymore. Yeah, do Facebook. Mm-hmm. I don't know anything that's going on in the world quite frankly. Hell no. I only know from our Watch What Crap Inz face but page. Yeah, to me like, I don't know, like Brandy Glenville's our new world leader. I don't know anyone outside of this or Facebook page. I don't know what's going on. Kim Richards is like a diplomat. She's I don't know. She's crazy. Anyway, so gosh, we have a lot to talk about. Oh, by the way, Matt, your favorite listener Eddie McGee. It's his birthday today. No, it's not. It's actually on Friday, Ben. It's his dirty 30th birthday. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. So you know all the details. Well, he's working to send you a pizza. Where? Hoopy pie from the hill. I think that we should have Adrian. We love you, Eddie. Happy birthday, buddy. We should send him a log of a dirty log filled with flowers from the Adrian Maloof line of floral arrangements. So, Matt, are you is Eddie sort of like the Sheena to your brandy or is there or she more the Kim Richards to your brandy? Well, first of all, I don't have an ex-husband for him to sleep with. So he would not be the Sheena. I think it's more I don't know. It started out rocky and it's getting better. I think I think that I'm the Kim Richards and he's the brandy because he apparently loves you. Well, according to his friend, according to his friend, he's the Diane. Yeah, Ronnie, I'm not old enough to know about cheers. So can I have a reference from Bravo? Okay, you are the castle and he's that pretty lady on castle. He's stonacatic from Castle. You are the Jax and he is the Stasi. Oh, my God. I did it. I did it. I am the Jax because I'm wearing a chunky sweater right now in honor of the reunion. But that makes you so stupid, though. I don't care. He's beautiful. Amazing. And I'm team Jax. I need desserts to get beat. I can't wait to talk about that. I am so excited for Vanderpump rules, but first we have to get through some stuff. We have a lot to talk about. So why don't we get going with a gossip? Okay. So someone speak. Well, really, I think all we've got this week is they at Camille and Camille and Adrian are for sure out, and they're both claiming that they quit. But rumor has it that Camille was not asked to show up at the reunion at all. She was asked not to attend specifically. What is that? Adrian? Yeah, the Adrian was fired. Camille's horrible and is apparently sided with stupid ass Adrian. And this is what Perez is saying. And, you know, Perez is right about I read, including parents. And he's a new dad. He is? Yeah. Yeah. He like adopted a baby or something. From where? I don't know. From some country that did not have its priorities straight. No kidding. Jesus. No wonder Russia stopped letting us have babies. Yeah. Seriously. Okay. So let me say here. Okay. First of all, Adrian's quote. Everything I read now that's hateful to anyone else in the cast. I know is Adrian because she's the she's the one calling the tabloids all the time. Yeah. But this isn't hateful. But this is her quote. To my loyal fans, it was time to exit Real Housewives. The show served as a wonderful platform for all the amazing projects that I have in the works. I'm forever grateful to my fans. Thank you for your support and stay tuned. XOXOA. Shut up. Shut up. I thought my computer crashed for a moment there. My computer was like, is that Patty and Selma? Yeah. To non-smoking. I like that Adrian talks about all her projects that she's doing, like launching a crappy shoe line and destroying an NBA team. Yeah. Drag shoes, turning a mice hotel into a piece of shit like Warra's hotel. Yeah. What else is she magically transformed? Oh, she's horrible. She turned it down. The Sacramento Kings, right, Ben? Yes. She destroyed the Sacramento Kings. She's raping a baby. She's raping a drunk baby, Rod Stewart's child. Yeah. She she shone light onto Paul's plastic surgery care. Plastic surgery. Four monkeys by monkeys. Yeah. She's given rubber a bad name. Yeah. So here's what she's ruined. She's ruined tinsel for all Christmas trees moving. So here is what else this article says. Both women felt like malicious and untrue things have been said about them and their businesses on the show with no legal recourse. And agents don't want their clients getting that sort of treatment. Okay. Camille Grammar, you have no business. Yeah. Joe Pussy. And nobody has said anything about Joe's saggy ass pussy on the show. Excuse me. Please refer to her as a dancer. Well, let me tell you something. I could not believe all the bad things that were said about Camille's businesses. I was like someone call up Fortune 500 and make sure they realize that these are all eyes that Camille is everyone knows that she's a huge business woman with lots of projects. Ben, what is wrong with you? You and I I mean, I still love Camille. I don't like that she's siding with Adrian, but I love Camille and I think the show is worse without her. Well, I love Camille, but for her to talk like her businesses are being put into unfair light when she has literally no business. In fact, I almost appreciate the fact that she was the one housewife that wasn't trying to turn like her cotton ball into like the Camille Grammar cotton ball, you know, but here she is talking about her business. What is her business? She has no business. I think that we have not been given a number from her settlement. It was estimated to be about $50 million. But this is the way I look at it. She's kissing Adrian's ass for no reason. She's got to not get that much money from her settlement. And she needs Adrian to help her somehow because Adrian is rich. And that's the only reason I can think that anyone would stand up for Adrian. She's horrible except that Camille is also a horrible human being. And I will never forget season one Camille as long as I live. Why do you hold a grudge against season one Camille series? Because I believe that it's like Oprah said way back in the day. People tell you who they are within the first five minutes that you meet them. So when you first met Ben, what did you think? What does he tell you? Well, I think I met Ben through reading one of his recaps. And he is pretty much what he says he is. Slutty, racist, and really an asshole in general. The first time I met you in real life, Matt, you said, let's stand over here and talk about everyone in this party. That's the first thing you said to me. And we have been best, you know, we've been like little besties ever since. Is that when we were at a party at Ben's house? And I was like, who are these people? Let's talk shit about them. Yes. And we had a great time doing it. That was almost a year ago. And I don't think there will ever be a change in our relationship. There will never be a bump along the road that I'm not ready for because I know you. You told me who you are. You know that I'm going to be gaining and losing 100 pounds every year that you know me. And that I'll cry half the time that we're on the phone. I believe that people are who they say they are. And Camille, I mean, Camille's first five minutes on screen was like, I had surrogates because I don't want to mess up my body. I'm a dancer. And then you see her badly dancing in her giant home that she had to take a golf cart to the dance studio from the kitchen or whatever. I mean, the woman's an asshole. And she was married to Frasier and they got set up. I mean, she's horrible. She's a horrible human being. Well, I definitely came to love Camille. But then this season, she reminded me that there was a time when I did hate her. So I think she's playing. It's a draw for me. And I think I'm shocked that she got fired, though. She must have done something really wrong if she got fired. Well, they should have fired her because anybody that doesn't show up to the reunion taping, that's probably part of their contract. So they should have been like, okay, lady, you don't want to show up on March 1st when we're taping. You're gone. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. It ruined. It hurts the show. Well, listen, excuse for not going is because she knows that Brandy is going to bring up her divorce. And she supposedly has some she had to sign some papers with Paul that they wouldn't be talking about their marriage publicly. And she didn't want to be goaded into talking about it so that Paul could sue her. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But that's her fault for using the lawyers for every goddamn thing in her life instead of just being a grown up and talking about stuff. Exactly. No, no one even cares about Adrian anymore. Anyway, you know, she, the way I say it, the way I see it rumor is fact. And she didn't have those babies. She's an alien. And she's 450 years old. That's what I've heard. And that's what I'm going to, that's what I'm going to believe. Yeah, she looks like a basketball that's been stepped on with a really hot foot that's kind of melted the front of it and then stretched over a bongo drum. That's what he basically looks like. But if you punch her, it doesn't make a nice little percussion noise. It just makes that noise. It's the Adrian Maloof drum. It's not the one of my businesses. Yeah, she's horrible. I hope that her and Camille decide to finally drive themselves to the outlet mall one day and crash into her shut up bus. Yeah. Well, why don't we start talking about the this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where the gang went to Paris. We saw no Adrian. We saw no Taylor because they weren't on board. So it was, in my estimation, it was like a, it was like a fine episode. It was not the most exciting. Once again, it reminded me that the New York ladies do do vacations the best. And Beverly Hills, their vacations are a little tame. But you know, everybody Hills, I don't think has ever done a good vacation, have they? They did Hawaii last year. Well, I was terrible. Where do they go the first season? Do they go anywhere? They went to Vegas at the beginning of the season. And that was kind of fun because we got to see Camille rubbing up against everyone. Yeah, they went to New York. Taylor wasted for the first time and getting dragged off by Russell. And then we got to see Taylor start all that fight with, I mean, that season long fight with Camille and Kyle. Well, that was in New York. That was in New York. Oh, okay. But they didn't have like, I don't know if they had like a big, big old vacation, but so anyway, so they went to Paris this season. And, you know, the big drama was, was Kim had, did she fall off the wagon? And the answer to everyone watching home was a resounding a hell yes. Like, she's so obviously was beyond drunk. She couldn't even speak. She was not even on the wagon. She was standing in the middle of the street and the wagon ran her over. And she felt nothing because she was on so many pills. I can't believe she is sober, you guys. You are horrible. She was sober. Oh, the, it's so sober in Paris. Like, oh, I just want to say cafe and talk about Van Nuys and the pills in Paris. How great was it when she was like, these are pills that are keeping me sober? They keep me sober. They keep me sober. I feel like, I love that Lee was like, darling, what were you so late? We were just with each other six hours ago. What have you been doing? You've been sleeping this whole time. She's like, now you're sorry with me. All right. We were just together. We were just together. No, we weren't. I spent the day with, uh, Yolanda over here. I didn't spend it with you. You left before lunch. Yeah, the girlfriend don't even start that with me. We were just together. We were just, you know, okay, we were together. Uh, we were together. Uh, I mean, that was just in Paris. Yeah, that was, I don't know. Of course, I was laughing pills that way you slept so long. Falling off the wagon. That was true. He's trying to make me look bad. Like honey, you don't remember where you've been for six hours. That's making you look bad. Yeah, that's, that's what makes you look bad. And the fact that when you were awake and accounted for, you were slurring your head off. Oh my God. I love this sand. I, gosh, well, it's, it's 12 oh one, which means it's technically afternoon. So I really have spent the whole afternoon with you. I'm going to sleep and tell everyone we spent the afternoon together. Listen, if this was America, I would have gone to sleep and then I wouldn't have woken up until yesterday. So now you tell me the last time I saw you was, you know, this, this casino in Vegas has become very convincing. I love the palace because, you know, they did a great job within this year. It's like they have even been in a full river and a full sized tower. It's a great casino tower. How come they're not having a sale on acid wash jeans? That's what I want to know. Sears has never let me down like this. Sears should actually give her her own line of silver plated picture frames. That would, I, if she had her own line at Sears, I would buy it. Dust free. There's one thing she loves. It's a good picture frame that she can hang up. I'm surprised she didn't try to like every episode. We probably shouldn't try to rob all those like little vendors that are along the sand and take all their picture frames with her. Oh, Kim. Well, I felt bad because I mean, look, she's been drunk every episode we've seen her in. I don't know what it is. Yeah, but this is the drunkest. I thought this was the drunkest. I mean, Lisa was saying like, well, she definitely seems better than she was last night. I'm like, what are you crazy? She is wasted. She's been sipping wine down in the bistro. Yeah. Hey, Lisa. Can I got you guys? It's so nice to see you and talk to you because I haven't really seen you since I've been back. And now you know, I maybe you could come over. I could show you how to make a salad or something. I mean, I know you know how to make a salad, but I can show you how to do it. Kim style. Cut to two towns cramming into a bowl of chicken salad to close up with chicken salad with like lee press on nails. Cut to a glass of wine in the middle of the chicken salad with a straw that she sips from as she makes a salad. I'm using that wine to help give me sober. Okay, what drugs do you take that help get you sober? Anybody? Xanax. Yeah. Xanax gives me real sober. Valium. Valium is a great sober drug. Just the movie that Olivia Newton John was in. She was wearing roller skates and what a movie. Whatever happened to the feather cut? I love that haircut. You know what? You know what? Drug keeps me real sober. Schlitz. Great. Oh, my God. Robin alcohol. Isn't it real alcohol? I have a cut in my stomach. I took some natural, but the thing is I wasn't didn't really taste so good. So I poured the natural out, put the wine in the bottle, but it was still natural because it's still in the bottle. Laugh out. It felt really good. Well, I mean, I feel bad laughing so much about Kim because God bluster, she just wants to be, she wants people to think she's sober so badly. And she's just not, she never has been and she's not going to be, I don't think she's going to be. I mean, I feel terrible saying that, but Lord knows, I know my alcoholics. I'm well versed. And that's just, I've never heard of taking drugs. Like, why is the sleeping pill you relapsing, but not all the other drugs you're taking? And in her Bravo blog, I think I've mentioned this last week, but in her Bravo blog, she said that she was not wasted at all, that she just took the wrong medications and they made her act like that classic off the wagon. Excuse. Maybe she was borrowing some of Tom's Ambien, Tom from Vanderpump Rules. Oh, yeah. She's taken accidental Xanax. Is it accidental Xanax? Made him take off the sweater. Yeah, that's probably just me all the time. And MJ, all accidents, I know. What I sort of loved was that Kim, after all this, when they went to go to a cooking class, I think called cooking with class, and they had to like sever duck heads. She was the only one that didn't give a shit. She's like, "What ever? Who cares?" Everyone else is scared. It's a quackin, why were whackin? Ben, I mean, she is a connoisseur of chicken salads. And you know that she rings the next of those chickens before she gets her hands all up in there. That's true. And she probably loves eating duck only because she knows how much her sister hates it. She's probably like, "Hey, Kai, here's a duck food. You gonna eat it or not? I guess we're not close anymore." Well, this brings us to kind of an anointing thing with Lisa, because in that van on the way to cooking class, you know, Lisa was asking her if she took a sleeping pill and kind of teasing her. Yeah, very British. Because she was obviously off the reservation, but Lisa was trying to have fun. I don't think she meant to hurt Kim's feelings, but... Yes, she was. You guys need to get off the Lisa train right now. Lisa was night last night. Everything changed for me. And Ben, you just said a second ago, like, "Oh, it was very British of her." Actually, I think it's just very much of an asshole of her. No, I think, well, like I said, it's very British of her. And I think it's honestly, she was just pissed off, I think, because you waited so long for Kim to get ready. And it was asshole, and she was definitely needling for sure. But, you know, that's just Lisa. I like her. Look, I mean, my favorite part of the entire episode actually was later at the dinner table, where she continued to talk to, you know, talk it to death with Maurice, because she knows. She only had that conversation with Maurice, because she knows that Maurice has had issues with Kim in the past. And my favorite part was Yolanda going like, "Can you stop talking about it?" No. Be quiet now. We have already talked about this. We are not talking about it anymore. You'll be quiet. Be quiet on this. Thomas Kramer has arrived. "Now is the time we don't talk about Kim. This is my dinner party." "I am dumber for coming here." Who invited you? Get out! You know, I think it is very important for every young girl to have a horse that they can call their own, and to have walks along the sand, and that you don't talk about them at dinner. I think that's very important. Now, excuse me, I have to fly on a private plane back to my husband, where I will deliver him a rose, and then I will fly back. It's very romantic. "I have to put a heart on display for my husband, because I love him." Meanwhile, David Foster is back fucking some maid under a lemon tree. No, it is. He's going nine and a half weeks with that glassy refrigerator. So anyway, so I don't care. I don't remember anything else really happening. Lots of notes. Please, because you're not even talking. Yeah, you're being quiet. Okay, well, I have a list of a few things, and I would like to start first off with my other favorite moment, where Mauricio bought Kim a purse, but she referred to him as Morris the cat. M-O-R-R-I-S. Not Mauricio, his real name, but Morris. Morris, that's such a nice first. Can't wait to fill it up with chicken salad. Why am I obsessed with her calling him by his wrong name? I love it. Every time she calls him Maurice, because I think she called him Maurice also. Well, I think she called him Maurice, but now I think it's sometimes Morris. Whatever, it all works for her. Okay. Do we care anymore about Yolanda and Brandy becoming best friends? I think it's kind of bizarre. Ooh, I like it, because they're both pretty. And they're both models from the 70s. And by the way, Lisa looked fantastic as she was walking through the streets of Paris. Did she not? She did, but stop taking that fucking dog everywhere. It's really ridiculous. And don't let it eat off of the dinner table. Oh, I know. Sorry. It grosses me out. I love dogs. But when the dog is sitting at the dinner table and drinking out of the glasses, it's gross. Yeah. Also, you know, with that dog with Ken, I mean, like two gays don't make it straight. 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And then how gay was it when Mauricio and Ken were having like a date on Segways? Oh my gosh. I thought one of them was going to fall into the sun. I thought Segways were so like 2003. Do people really still do that shit? Mauricio is struggling to have a personality. It's just really tough to watch. Yeah, so this is a street that people come here to in Paris, and they like to look over the river because look at that building. That is the guy who invented high hills. That's where he lived. And then look over there. That's a cloud. They're different in Paris because Paris has different kinds of clouds. Look at that bridge over there. People use that bridge because they like to drive over the bridge, to get from one side of the place over the water to another side of the place. I love how one of our Facebook users I was looking on there earlier today. I can't remember her name, but she was like my goal in life is to fly to Paris and go find that bridge and cut their lock off. But their children cannot go to Paris later and see their parents' lock. And I'm going to throw it into the water. That is amazing. Whoever that is is my favorite best new friend. Or let's just like lock another lock onto it. It was Kim says your parents are assholes. And I kind of wanted to find that lock. I was going to write on the Facebook page like if someone's in Paris right now, can you can you find that lock and see if I take a picture of it? Instagram it. It's a very amazing race. Find the one lock. Can we move on to Vanderpumpurals because Beverly Hills? Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's one other thing. The one other thing. Beverly Hills. So much happened. Wait, there was one other thing that happened in Beverly Hills, which is that Kyle, who was never eating duck in her life because she's classy that way, confronted Lisa on the Eiffel Tower about the fact that things are so weird between them. And so Kyle was saying, like, I feel like you hold a grudge. And Lisa was saying, I don't hold a grudge just that our friendship has changed. And that's just the way it is. Who side were you guys on? For once in my life, I jumped off Lisa's bandwagon. Well, I look, I agree with what you're saying that Lisa was an asshole last night. I think that going around talking about Kim's drunkenness and trying to score points about Kim being a sad drunk is really tasteless and gross. But in that conversation, I get what Lisa is saying. Kyle not only didn't have her back. She not only didn't stand up for her. She met with Adrian before. She knew Adrian was going to be coming after Lisa. Didn't say anything to her. And not only that, but she added fuel to the fire by credit. You know, by the things she was saying to Lisa at the reunion, like she was like, she was feeding on weak people or whatever that. Okay, I 100% agree with everything you just said. And I have hated to Kyle all season long. I will just say Lisa does hold a grudge. Well, I do. If you came at me at the reunion and called me, basically accused me of giving stories. And then said that I'm an asshole who's mean to weak people after I stood up for your ass all season. I would say, you know what, Matt, you were not really friends. Like you obviously don't really like me. So are we? And then my feelings. Please use a different name. I'm starting to like take this personal. Eddie, don't hold it against us. Eddie, right. Eddie on your 30th birthday. If you ever said that. If you ever said that to me when I thought we were best friends, and also I've hated this chick Brandy all season long, because you told me to and had no basis other than your word to stand up for you. And now I look like a complete asshole at the end of the year. You know, we're obviously just not that close. You've been talking shit about me all season. And now I've seen what you really think of me. Why would I want to go have lunch with you? Well, and also Kyle is super sensitive. I mean, I understand. And maybe at least it does hold a grudge. But quite frankly, you know, Kyle did some damage to the relationship. And it's like the point is that you got to move forward and you rebuild it. And it's not going to go back to normal right away. And Kyle's like, oh, I just feel like this. And what can I do? And like, I feel like all you do is hang out with Brandy now. Like, you know, don't act like such a freaking seventh grader. And that came later in the fight because Kyle has nothing. She has no like, she was grasping for straws with that low blow. Looking for sympathy, trying to feel sad. Yeah, like you've still been standing up for Adrian. When you know she's an asshole and you know their enemies and you've been standing up to her constantly because she's against Brandy. And you don't like Brandy. Like, you're just an asshole, Kyle. You're an asshole. Kyle's like, she's, you know, I'm sorry to interrupt. But Kyle is trying to be goody two shoes this season. Because we all know from season one and season two, she gets into serious fights and she yells at people. And she hasn't really done it this season. And she's just trying really hard to be the good one. Maybe it's to help bring business into her future boutique, Kyle. It's not working out for her. And the funny thing is I feel like she's one of those people that probably watches the season back and like takes notes so that she knows how to act going forward. And yes, I do think she's tried to tone it down so that, you know, in a way to have, you know, maybe bolster her fan base. But the weird thing to me is I'm just surprised that she would not side with Lisa because it's fairly obvious, you know, even before this season started, even by the middle of the first season that Lisa is probably everyone's favorite. So Kyle not siding with the favorite just is not a smart move. Well, first of all, Lisa. She's not a smart woman. If you remember in season two, Lisa got the bitch at it for the first few episodes. Yeah. And maybe she actually was being a bitch because like, especially after watching Vanderpump Rules, we know that she has a bitch. So she was getting the bitch at it big time at the beginning of the season. And I think by the time that they did the reunion, she was thinking that Lisa really didn't have everyone on her side like she did in season one. And so she thought it was probably safer to jump on Adrienne's side because Adrienne, up to that point, was a favorite. She had never been a bitch to anybody. She'd been nothing but calm and nice and judicious. You know, she was great. It wasn't really until that reunion that she turned into a total c-word. So I think Kyle's like, she's playing, she doesn't understand how things change over time. And she's just picking the wrong horses. I mean, someone said that on our Facebook page. And it's just so active. She hasn't played the game well. That's true. Yeah, that's true. She's just like, she's playing based on the information she has now, but not understanding that we don't have that information until months later. And things change so fast. And she's just not keeping up with it. And she just needs to be your own person and let the chips fall where they fall, you know? Exactly, exactly. She shouldn't care so much about us. She should just be friends with who she wants to be friends with. And then we probably would like her more for that. Yeah, and this year, I think that after last season, you know, and especially now about what we know about Lisa, you know that Lisa wasn't hanging out with that bitch at all after that reunion. You know that she was like, you know, I'm not calling you back. I'm not having lunch with you ever. And they were actually friends before the show started. They weren't just like friends for the show. Kyle's supposedly the ringleader of this one and got everyone hired from the first season. So she was actually friends with Lisa in Adrienne and all these women. And I think that now Lisa's like screw you. And so Kyle knows that she's not going to have Lisa on her side. So instead of, you know, trying to fight her alone, she's going to jump on Adrienne's side, not understanding that Adrienne is now a gargoyle from Hell and everyone hates it. Always was. Yeah. Well, should we move on to Vanderpump Rules, being involved as Lisa Vanderpump? I can't believe we got that much out of such a boring episode. It's true. OK, well, well, speaking of Lisa, then, so. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Vanderpump Rules, the girl is joining Dancing with the Stars officially, which is crazy to me. Are we at a point where we're getting too much Lisa? Because I'm thinking like three shows is too much Lisa. I'm good with it. I'm good. Well, I don't watch Dancing with the Stars. Are you not going to tune in at all just to see her? No. I may tune in once. No, I mean, look, I decided I was in a really dark place a few years ago, and I made the decision not to commit suicide. And I feel like that's going to refer to it for me. I just can't do it. I've got to draw a line in the sand at some point in my life. And that's-- Dancing with the Stars does make me suicidal and I gave up a few years ago too. But I don't know. I just have a feeling that Andy Dick and Lisa Vanderpump, both on Primetime TV, might learn me back. Listen, it'll be just a big letdown. We'll tune in once to see her, but it'll just be whatever. It'll be like, oh, here's another person doing the Pass-A-Doh Blay. It won't be anything special. It won't be anything exciting. You'll see her panting and making some quips. And then that's going to be it. Yeah. But Vanderpump rules, though. This reunion, here are my general takeaways. One, I couldn't believe stupid Stossie with her sob story actually made Lisa's chin quiver. That really disgusted me. Second of all-- Dancing with her eyes. Second of all, I really felt like Andy was way too easy on Stossie. He really didn't land her. Like, Jack's got a lot of shit, which was good. He deserved it. He got a lot of shit. No. He got way too much shit. And half of that should have been directed directly at Stossie. No, no. He got as much shit as he deserved, but she didn't get-- She should have had as much as him. They should have had equal amounts of shit, you know? And she really, Andy didn't press her on things. Like, do you think that maybe one of the reasons why people didn't like you is because you said really mean things and that you were, like, bratty and that you were a mean girl? She just-- there was no accountability for her. And it really, really, really pissed me off. Well, she probably had some crazy power over him, too. And, you know, made Andy scared. I mean, she would keep-- You know, I don't trust her. I think that she's just as volatile as Laura Lee. You never know what would happen. She's evil. And I don't know why it was never, like, also brought up. Like, why is it OK for you to have been, quote, unquote, emotionally cheating, a.k.a. vaginally cheating with Frank? But it's not OK for Jack's to be-- Laura Lee. And, oh, my God, Jack's. Ben, you're sounding like a hypocrite. Like, she is just as bad as he is. No, but I'm saying, like, why-- why-- I don't feel like she was really held accountable for that. Like, they both were-- like, they both jumped into bed with other people, but he was the only one who seemed to get real shit about it. Like, she got some shit, but not really the same amount that she was. And also, she was totally fucking Frank, by the way. Yeah, exactly. She was my was on emotional cheating. That was bad small cheating. That was bad small cheating. That was vaginal and rectal. It was-- and mouth cheating. Maybe ear cheating, too. Maybe eye socket cheating. It was cheating all over the place. That girl was cheating so hard she probably got cavities from it. Well, and she also admitted, like, that she was clearly still seeing Frank when they were taping the reunion. She was like, oh, yeah, well, we ended a few days ago. Bullshit. Yeah, yeah, you know, Andy's terrible at his job. We all know that. Yeah. He's never going to confront anybody. And when I listened to that stupid interview he did on the Jaymore show, when Jaymore asked him why he is terrible at his job, he was like, well, you know, I'm not there to accuse him of anything. I want them to take care of all that. Which is the reason why the three of us should be hosting all reunion specials. Yeah. Oh my god. We would have-- we would-- Stacey would have stabbed us by the end of that reunion. I would have stabbed her right back. Yeah, I would have stabbed her. I would have punched her. It makes me crazy that nobody at all confronts Stacey about not starting to be a bitch after-- I mean, she was a bitch way before all that Jack stuff happened. Thank you. For her first episode. She was calling a girl she didn't even know a whore, you know, a slut whore. Blah, blah, blah. She said that she was mean to people to get them fired, that she's gorgeous. She's a princess from Sweden or whatever. I mean, she was a horrible human being before any of this happened. And so for her to make it sound like, oh, everyone was mean to me. And that's why everyone hates me. Everyone hates you because you're a horrible fucking human being. Jesus Christ. God fled the world again. I'll build an art. And by the way, mad mad props, mad mad mad props to whoever was from San Diego who drove up to Sir and ridiculed Stacey at her job. That is exactly what we like to do. You know that was honey money. Oh yeah, it was definitely honey money. You know that she just invited more people to do more of that going forward. Like I think it was just such a phenomenon. We originally said we want people to go there and not tip her. But what they did, my hat is off just to be aggressive and just to call her out to be the bitch that she is. I think that's fantastic. Well, we know that she's an asshole. Now, what we did learn last night is that she actually has physically abused Jack's. Yeah. And laughs about it. And laughs about it. And is not, and Jack says he deserves it. And nobody says a thing about that. I mean, should we bring Taylor Armstrong in as a special guest for the next reunion? Well, Jack's is an idiot. And you know, here's a guy who's like, yeah, I love not having to make decisions. I like when the girl makes the whole plan and everything. So I don't have to think about anything. Like what a shock. Jack doesn't want to actually use his brain for anything, not even like how to put on pants. So of course, he's going to like getting punched in the face because, you know, he's just the biggest stupid block of wood of all time. Look, he is dumb and he has made terrible decisions. Why is he so in love with Stacey and willing to let her be so evil to him? I could not get over the fact that, you know, he admitted, he admitted all of his wrongdoings. And yet she just kicks this dying dog on the floor. She's an idiot. Because he's an idiot. That's why, because, you know, and that's a great math. That was a great question. And Andy should have asked it. Why do you, why are you like worshiping the ground that this girl shits on? And her shit does stink and stinks real bad. She is trash. I mean, he is not a great dude. But he, you know, and yes, the modeling career might be fading or whatever. But he is hotter and he is, despite all of his flaws, he is a nicer, better person. He is a nicer person. Why is he putting up with her? He probably doesn't feel like he deserves any better because he's made, he's fucked up so much and she's made him believe that he can't do any better. It's like a classic abusive relationship. Well, also, I think it's attention. I think that he's someone who is supposed to be, in his mind, he's gorgeous. He was supposed to be a very famous and rich model. He never was. And he's actually got so many cares so much about him that she'll beat him. She'll be, you know, she'll spy on him. She's probably got a tap on his phone. She gets him to work where she's working so she can spy on him or whatever. Like to, you know, to a really stupid and secure person. That means that it's, I mean, he even said it in his own words. You know, I knew that she really loved me when she was setting those hate texts. Yeah, exactly. That was the other thing. I mean, that again shows how much of an idiot he is in that most people, when they see those texts, they say, you know what? Stasi is a real piece of work. She's, she has real mental problems. This is good that I got away from her, but he sees it as, oh, she cares about me. That's actually a classic abusive situation. I mean, we've learned that by watching every lifetime movie network ever. I mean, yeah, I watch the story, Spelling, Judith, Light have taught us this on every Sunday night for the past 20 years. I watched the surrogate on Saturday night, because I stayed in, and I watched the surrogate on Lifetime, and I'll tell you something. And you wonder why you're single. Listen, I may be single, but you know what? I know never to trust a surrogate ever again, because they will try to take your baby hostage and you'll have to live with them until the baby is born and then you can kill them. But don't think you can kill them easily because they may be, because even if they're pregnant and, and their water is breaking, they will still carry around that shotgun and try to shoot you. And they will chase you around and abandon Malibu Mansion until they have you dead. Oh my god! That on a Saturday night invite me and round you over, because it sounds so amazing. I watched that with Lisa Timmons on Saturday, and it was kind of like the most amazing thing of all time. Everyone watched the surrogate. It's really gripping, and it all takes place in Saluka Lake. So, another ratted bonus. I'm in! No, but seriously though, like Jax, I can't even say that I said, I can't believe I saw her sentence, but seriously though, Jax? Literally. Did I, did I, did I use the word seriously and Jax? Did I do that in the same sentence? God, God is literally trying to kill you. What is happening to my life where I'm seriously talking about Jax? Why doesn't that boy smarten up and walk up the street and get a bartender gig at the Abbey, where he will make five times the money? Oh yeah, that's a good point. Well, because he probably thinks the Abbey is not a bar, but it's actually like some woman named Abbey, and he doesn't understand the idea that you can get a job at Abbey. Because it's like, how do you get a job at a person? Like, that doesn't make sense. He does understand... Actually, he should kill me. He does understand the importance of the chunky sweater. What is up? Did you see the chunky sweater as the bartender on Watch What Happens Live? No, I didn't know I can't. That shows in with Dancing With The Stars. Also with Andy's new bangs, his new Chola bangs. No, thank you. Andy, please stop it. You're basically wearing the bangs that... What's that? Something about Mary, the cum bangs. Yeah, yeah. I think he's trying to distract from the wonky eye, which he really is upset about if he read his book, but... Or if you watched part one of the Shaw's reunion, when he was upset about it, he's still a total dork, even if his eyes were straight. Do you think that he has a boyfriend? Like, how could he date somebody and be as famous as he is? Would we know about it if he was dating somebody? Or can he have somebody on the other side? Maybe he's the father of presents, baby. Or Sir Jessica Parker's twins, because they're besties. Yeah, I looked it up a while ago, because I think we talked about it on the show, and there was an article that popped up that... I mean, this was a long time ago, but it said he was banging some model. He bangs really young, hot models. That's what I've heard. He bangs them at the four seasons, and he makes sure that they enter separately so that nobody sees them together. And he doesn't ever make any of them his boyfriend. He just has sex with them. I've heard that he likes him young, and not like Brian Singer young, but he's just like a 22-year-old guy. That's age appropriate. Yeah. Brian Singer. Would you rather have sex with Andy Cohen, Brian Singer, or Perez Hilton? Andy Cohen. That's not a big question about that. As much as we rag on Andy Cohen, he's really adorable, and he seems relatively bright. I think he comes off as ridiculous, but he's probably smart. I feel like I would like him in real life. I just hate him on TV. Yeah. Yeah, Andy, we're available. Wait, no, let's get back to the reunion, though. So... I have many other things. Where was Laura Lee? And do not tell me filming a movie with Jennifer Aniston, because that is not true. She was accepting her independent spirit award, so she couldn't make it. Slash is going to a mess. I love when they cornered Jax about like, "Did you think it was a good time?" "Did you think it was a good time to break up with her after her recovery meeting?" He's like, "Well, no, I didn't realize." And then I loved how they all laughed. Oh, that's the other thing that you can tell why Stasi is so horrible. Look, I don't like Laura Lee by any means, but Stasi, if she had the opportunity, Stasi would murder Laura Lee. Absolutely. Absolutely. I also thought it was like, Sheena was on ultra-bitch mode, by the way. I don't know what Sheena's deal with. Oh, Sheena is such a piece of garbage. She... Look, they're trying to get in with Stasi, right? Well, she's clearly in with Stasi, and now they're like, "Best friends there." I'm like, "So tight." I'm like, "Let's go have a road trip to Azusa." I know you didn't mean it when you call me off. I look like a whore. I know you didn't mean it. I know you're just trying to ruffle my feathers. The only... Sheena, how gross is that? Like, you had some respect in the beginning of this year, because you stood up for yourself. But now that you're just all up her ass to be, "Best friends with the queen bee," is disgusting. That woman was nothing but horrible. And you know what? The scary thing is what that did to me. It made me go, "Oh, my God, I'm Team Riffy." Horseface. Me too. Me too. Came Team Kristin. Me too. Kristin was like, "Um, excuse me. I've actually been her best friend for the past three or four years. You are new on the scene, and you are nothing more than a trashy cast member from Azusa, honey." Yeah. I love... I was totally Team Kristin. I love when Andy was like, "Well, do you still think she looks like a whore?" And she's like, "No, no, I don't." Sheena was like, "Well, it's okay, 'cause you look like a whore." And I love that they're talking about how much of a whore sheena doesn't look like when she's sitting there in a fucking leather-boosty A. With her... With her belly hanging out. With her belly hanging out. With her belly hanging out. And she's also the one who did have the relations with the married man. And she's also the one who's best friends with her mom and anybody that's best friends with her mom is clearly like in a Gilmore Girl situation, which is inappropriate. Yeah. Totally inappropriate. You know what? I have become Team Horseface through this all. I guess there's a part of me that always knew I'd come around to Horseface. Well, the funny thing is, you know, he's laughing, watching all this crap the other night, 'cause I was like, "Oh, my God. How cyclical is all of this stuff?" You know, Beverly Hills, like now I'm starting to hate Lisa and starting to like Kyle again. It's like all of these shows, all of these characters, that's what happens. And now I'm Team Horsey as the season ends. So who knows? You know, next season I'll be back to liking Sheena for a minute. Well, here's the thing though. With Vanderpump Rules, they're all so deplorable that you really only like them for about one second until you are like, "Oh, wait. Oh, they're an awful person also." So no, I don't like them. I like this person instead. Oh, no, they're terrible too. Oh, I like Stos. No, wait. No, no, no. The good news is we will luckily be able to do this again next year because the ratings have been so good for this show. They've been clocking in at like 1.4 million viewers, which is about three times plus what Gallery Girls was doing. That's a shame. He loved it. Departed Gallery Girls. It's a shame. Gallery Girls. So, Gallery Girls. So, Vanderpump will be coming back, whether we like it or not/ I think we all love it. Yeah, I mean, I do, at this point, I really do enjoy it. It's like, I really hate watch it at this point. Like, I get so much satisfaction. And let me tell you something. To everyone who's listening, if you're watching it, I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe you guys make me watch this show. It's so bad. Do yourself a favor. If you can, find a friend to watch it with, because I've watched a few of these episodes with other people. And when you watch it with a friend and you talk smack about these people, like as, you know, on the fly, it's really great. It's if you feel wonderful about yourself. I really can't recommend it enough. For sure. And how disgusting do you guys also feel? I mean, the shows that we're talking about tonight, you know, Atlanta, obviously, the women we're visiting in LA, they're primarily based in the dirty south. But Shah's Vanderpump Rules and Beverly Hills, we live amongst these horrible, horrible people. Well, I don't want to name drop. So I don't want to weigh in too much on this kind of topic. Do you have a little bit disgusting? Like all horrible people flock to Los Angeles, including us. Well, hello. Have you ever listened to us? We are horrible people. We are the same. We just make a lot less money than those assholes. Oh, please. Imagine us being followed around all day. What have you done this week? I almost ran over a bicyclist on purpose. I ran him off the road. I just rented a homeless person, and I almost pushed a baby out of their crib in the Whole Foods. Because you know what? Whole Foods has very, very tight aisles in West Hollywood. Don't bring your fucking baby and park it, so you can go look at organic beans. I wish that baby out the car. Ronnie, what are you doing in Whole Foods in the first place? Let's get to the real root of this. Oh, I live right by it. I bought my chocolate chips there, and I go to this salad bar to get mac and cheese. Um, how gross are the old people that eat the food off the salad bar at that West Hollywood Whole Foods? And they just eat it directly off there before they pay for it. Well, of course, because all the old people there are like, they've just gotten off the boat from Siberia. I mean, they're just like these old Russians who spend the majority of their life in a gulag, where the most they get is pork, so they see one green leaf of lettuce, and they're going to eat it as impossible. They're not eating the lettuce. They go around and they actually take the cut up pita, and they eat the hummus right out of the bucket on the salad bar. They do. I had, you know, I saw that one day, three different people, and one of them was an old man who sneezed, you know, on his hand. Thank God. I mean, that was, that was new. It wasn't all over all of us. So he sneezed on his hand and then reached in and grabbed a handful of lettuce, and I was like, you know what? I was about to go to the lettuce. And I was like, you know what? No, I'm never doing the salad bar again. Sorry Whole Foods, because I know they're going to be in ear hair in my broccoli. You know what? You should have been vocal. My new thing is to be-- I am a horrible person. I'm a horrible person on this podcast, but in real life, I am really terrible. And anytime I see that stuff happen, I give the nastiest looks and I say, would you like me to go get the manager? I say those things. Yeah, I, these days, I've decided to start speaking up. Like old people at the pool, like at the gym pool, they have no, they walk through the swimming lanes. They get in the way, they hop into a lane where you're swimming, and then they just, they do like this very slow brushstroke and some notches. And one guy spoke up and was like, get out of my lane, and then the old lady called the manager on him. And I was like, no, like I-- No, why should we have to be nice to old people? They were everything. Yeah, exactly. Oh my god. Just because they're old doesn't mean I have to be nice to them, because guess what? They're horrible. Oh my god, I'm the oldest person on this podcast, so I have to say respect your elders. I, you know what? I do respect my elders, but I don't respect a lack of respect. And if they, if they're going to be putting their, their snot-filled hands into the hummus at Whole Foods-- I think it's important to say something. It's not just the old people. I mean, trust me. Listen, you guys, you know who's horrible? Humanity. The roided up, the roided up queens from West Hollywood. They're just as bad. Oh god, they're just, they're disgusting too. The world fucking gross. World's gut thing. Get a good, get a good cable plan and stay in your house and get a KitchenAid stand mixer and learn to make you some pizza dough like I have. You'll never need to leave again. Well, speaking of gross people who like to graze on food, should we move on to the Shah's Sunset reunion? Not until we talk. Not until we talk about Tom crying about his friendship with Shaz. Oh, yeah. Yeah, bro. It's Tom, the one who shaves his face, bro. Yes, bro. He follows the Caroline Manzo beauty routine as, as taught at Chris. He didn't say that. I know, right? I was thinking that immediately. I was like, oh, Caroline, Caroline might be like, uh, I don't know. It looks like the effects of Keface have made it all the way to West Hollywood. Well, let me tell you, I learned that from Monzo and I've done it. I've been doing it ever since I do it once a week. And guess what? I still have wrinkles and I look old and I do not look anything like that. So Tom was like, oh, yeah. So it means I don't have wrinkles. And I'm sorry, but I have like a big screen TV and HD, Bravo and HD. He has terrible skin. Yeah, he does. You know what? There was pockmarks everywhere. I'm like, you are shaving craters into your face. Oh, I thought that was my goal. And you know, his hair does not look good. If I may have a caddy moment here, a caddy game moment, his hair, for all the time he spends on it, looks ridiculous. He should just get a buzz cut or something and just move on. He should fall through God's floor like caddy and have to get a new face. Caddy actually came off the best last night because she was like, she said the least. No, I'm team Kristen. Well, Kristen and Caddy are like the same. It's more space. Which one is which again? Caddy's a lot. It's extra horsey and Caddy is more doughy in the face. Okay, I like the doughy or one. And Stasi is the one with the eyelash glue clumped in her fucking eyeball that was making me insane last night. Did you see that chunk of white in her? Maybe it wasn't eyelash glue. I didn't know. I was just staring at her fake chin. Yeah, that was all a buzz today on the face. That might have been eyelash glue. It might have been some of Jack's up in her eye. Not eyelash glue, but who knows? I don't know. I took the most pleasure I took from that show, honestly, was well, A, Jack's gets beat, which I love. And I love that they're all still working at Sir. I don't know why I find that to be so hilarious. Like, I get that they're cast members of the show, so they want to still be on the show, so they're working at Sir. But, wow, you guys, would you get paid like $5? Yeah. I love reality TV because you don't ever really get a payoff unless you make it big. Like, you are treated like total dog shit. Oh, they're not rolling in her. They are not rolling in that money. And they are so replaceable. They're so replaceable. Yeah. By the way, outside scenes aren't even in like the glamorous part. You know how on housewives they're always like, all right, darling, let's shoot in front of this store on Rodeo. You know, on Vanderpump rules, they're like, all right, let's shoot the scene in front of the Krispy Krust. Yeah, on Kewinga. We're in the alley behind the smart and final on Sam Monica Boulevard. Yeah. They're a planned parent. Oh, no, that's on Santa Monica, never mind. Well, by the way, I don't think it's any planned parent head. I like that, Tom, by the way, and this is my last thought on all this. I like that Tom actually called out Jax for almost being too happy to say, yes, I did everything wrong. And I'm a liar almost as if like that excuses everything. You know, I thought that was like the only salient, you know, remark of the night. Yeah, good for him because Jax said that's true because Jax is like, okay, guys, I get it. I'm the bad guy. I'm bad. It's like you're not really taking responsibility. Yeah, it's like when people say, um, I'm so sorry, I'm not perfect. I have a friend who hates like, that's her pet peeve. When people say, well, I'm sorry. I'm not perfect. Like that's not apologizing. Yeah. Ass. Anyway, yeah, let's move on. I can't believe you. You know, honestly, guys, let's read a book this week. Yeah. All right. Let's move on to another reunion that also showed people's friendships falling apart. The Shah's a sunset reunion in part two. And I have to say, I think Reza, he honestly, he disgusted me with this episode. Jessica, I'm like, you know what, like, who knows if MJ does have a pill problem? Who knows what we all know. Kim Richard snows. But you know what though? It's like, this is supposed to be your home girl of 20 years, as he would like to say. And he's just like, shitting on her and this like public forum. And then when Andy at a certain point, I was like, why are you doing this? And he's like, well, we're filming a reality TV show. I'm like, wow, you're like the lowest of the lowest of the lowest. He's proved that he is the biggest piece of trash on that entire cast. He is in the gutter with Gigi. And then he, and it's almost like he feels like by just making these things at the end, by being like, look, at the end of the day, we're like, we're like all blood. We're not, we're not friends. I am indebted to everyone at this panel right now because without them, then I would not be where I am right now. And that's what we all say for each other. So we are like family, like that does not get you off the hook. You can't just say evil things and then say that and then it's okay. The crazy thing is I have a feeling that MJ is going to be willing to forgive him. Well, she did at the very end, they were giving each other like friend romance looks. And she's like, that's the closest we've been this whole time. It's like really bitch, like he just, you want to talk about an abusive relationship. I mean, that's just terrible. He calls her mama a ho. I mean, I bet you know what she is, but still, like if that's like, if that's truly like your friend, like you don't say that, you know, like it was just, it was really nice. I may call my mama bitch in a ho, but your mama is a bitch in a ho. Yeah, right. And he said that thinking that he was going to get like, ever all like his cast members to think that that was like funny and cheer him on. And they were all like, Oh, dude, even even condescending Mike was like, Rosa, what are you doing, Rosa? Come on now, that's not nice. This is too stupid to even know what's going on. He's such a condescending prick. Idiot. I don't know. It sort of like just made me depressed because, you know, you just sort of see these friends. It all falls apart. You know, it reminds me late last week, Bravo showed season one of Real House of Orange County. And I watched the very first episode and it was both really, you know, entertaining to see them in the beginning and everything. But it's also very sad to see how all these people's lives have been ruined by either the reality show or the economy, but basically the reality show. Oh, all the reality show. No one's life ended because of the economy was all the reality show. Like, I mean, these shows destroy their families and their friendships. No doubt. No doubt. Vicki would still be with Don. Brianna would still have a good relationship with Vicki. Gina would still have that loving relationship with Matt. Well, we know that's not true. Her children would still be assholes. But, you know. No, but I just was watching this reunion. It was just, it just made me, I was just sad. It also discussed to me the whole Reza thing. You know, a lot of, you know, gay men that are in relationships, you know, probably are in open relationships. I get that, but I'm just going to say, like, the fact that he is so proud of the fact that he's essentially cheating on the boyfriend, Adam, that clearly likes him for some God, forsaken reason, really rubs me the wrong way. Yeah, Reza should be so happy that he has a guy. He should not be fucking around with that. Yeah, when he says, oh, well, you know, I mean, some people got upset that I said that, that monogamy isn't for gays or whatever a stupid quote was. But, you know, I think that people just aren't being as honest with themselves as I'm being. No, it's that you're a fucking whore, okay? Everyone doesn't live like that. Maybe we live in a town where that's kind of the acceptable way for the gays to be. And I know that most of us are that way. But that's not everywhere in the world. There aren't fairly normal towns or there are normal gays and normal relationships. And you're not helping the cause. Right. And even if we are a bunch of whores, can we just pretend that we're not so we can start getting married and having babies, the legal way, please. Like, let's just try. Ronnie, I hurt you for that. This is a nice, nice thought effort, you guys. Maybe we need more monogamous if we were allowed to be officially monogamous. Or if penis is just didn't get so damn boring. I mean, let's be honest, like, dear God, I beg to differ. It is a little bit more like differentiate them a little bit more between each other. Oh, it's just like the same thing. It's like a rubbing tug over and over. I'm bored. Let's play some scrabble. I'm getting disturbed because I'm thinking about resos, penis and rub and tug and scrabble. And it's just too much. You're thinking about that. And I'm starting to think like, let's just have Ronnie make us some homemade pizzas, place, scrabble and watch a lifetime movie network. Oh my God, I would love that. That sounds like an awesome night. Yeah. This is a great night. It's already planned on it. But let's put it on the books. Put it on the books. We need to talk about a few more things. These fat bitches started to eat the set up. You would never see a housewife eat anything placed in front of them on one of those reunions. And I actually thought that was wax food. It doesn't matter if it was wax food. Those piggies ate it up. Yeah. I feel like the only one who wasn't eating was MJ, actually. The fat one never eats. And that's the truth. But the mic ate. Oh, ouch. And he's a chubb. He's a chubb plate real model. Yeah. Yeah. But the fat one's usually like, oh, I'm just going to have a salad. This is just my metabolism. This has nothing to do with how I eat. Reza likes up Persians and Reza like a dry cookie apparently. I don't even know what that means. Yeah. I was like, that's so Persian. Persians love a dry cookie. That's like so Persian. Like white people like they're going to be moist and cook properly. But Persians are like, oh, overcook that shit, home barrel. That is kind of true though. Have you ever been to the Armenian bakeries? They're all very dry. It's like Russian. Russian cookies. They're all dry. Well, you know what? Thin mints are dry cookies. People don't like their eggs. Thin mints are dry. They are. I'm working my way through my-- You're eating with milk. So we're allowed to have dry cookies because of milk is often some, you know? I don't have-- The mints are amazing by the way, everybody. That's my big statement for the day. I'm already on to-- I bought two boxes of thin mints this year. I'm already on to box two. And I don't know if it's going to last throughout the week. Oh my god, I ate an entire box the other day. I'm not even kidding. The entire-- both-- both sleeves. Oh my god, Ben, shut your mind. Shut your dirty mind. I'm going to eat a Girl Scout this week. Just said I ate half an entire box. That is so inappropriate. I was a little drunk, so I don't remember too much about the rest of the week. I have a mother's nose. I enjoyed it. Am I the only person who takes notes while I'm watching TV? I was-- I was drunk. And then I started feeling sad about my life. So I stopped. I'll take notes next week. I promise. I'll take the rest of the week. I think it would be easier for me to feel bad about your life. Gigi seems proud of never having a job. I really don't think that she has any shame. You know, Gigi-- here's the thing. Every time I think of Gigi, I think of Gigi's extensions, and that cracks me up. Like that's one of my favorite products of all time. And I don't know. I just can't help but smile. I don't-- to be honest, I don't think Gigi came off too bad on this reunion. I think she-- Well, she started going after Asa and saying, "You know, you wearing all these gold bangle bushes. Why aren't you melting that down and giving your mom some money? Like, how did you think that all played out?" Well, I think that Gigi was right. Well, Gigi was saying-- Gigi was playing doing that tricky walk where she was saying, "I'm not judging you, but I'm saying if it were me." Then that's not a tricky walk. That is her straight up judging her. Well, but she wasn't saying, "You should do this." She's saying, "You can do what you want, but if it were my first--" But why should anybody listen to a retarded little gerbil with fake hair who's never worked in her life? And Munchkin forehead? Well, Munchkin forehead-- No, Munchkin forehead pays for everything. Like, why should anybody listen to anything that comes out? Be no, I actually think she had a point which she wasn't articulating, which is that if your parents are struggling, and you're sitting there with all this money, give something back, but if your parents are doing well and they can afford to pay for whatever, whatever, whatever, that's okay. And I think I understand what she's saying there because the idea is that parents always want to do-- like, you want to be able to support your children and have them go on and go off and do great things. Now, Gigi, of course, is the extreme because she should be doing something with her life. Gigi is just in no place to say anything because she's never done a job. But the thing that really pissed me off is that-- well, it didn't piss me off, but Andy asked three times what Osso did to make money, and Bitch never answered one time. She does not make money. There is no way she has a job. No one can point out that she has a job. She won't say that she has a job. She keeps sidestepping the question every single time. So she's obviously being supported by somebody. And it ain't your man Jackson. You know, making any money? What's he making money from? It is her parents. She is totally being supported by her parents. I believe anything else until I see some tax form. She absolutely is. And her parents sitting there without any money. And Osso's driving around her white Mercedes. SL550. And with gold bangles all up her arms and gold in her staircase and diamonds here and there. Really big, nice home, I think, in Venice, right? Yeah, I mean really nice home. So I don't believe it. She's getting money from somewhere. The Bitch doesn't work. And I don't care how many degrees you have. And you are not working. And most people I know what's two degrees. Have parents who paid for those two degrees. And they are going back to school for something. They'll go back to school to learn plumbing as long as it means that their parents will still support them. And they won't have to pay their own rent. And now here's the other thing. The other thing that annoyed me was that, you know, Osso waiting about the fact that Gigi's never had a job. And you know, they've given Gigi a lot of shit about that. But then Gigi should also be allowed to weigh in about, you know, Osso's money. Like why is Gigi not allowed to weigh in about it? Like if they're going to like, if they're going to go there, she should be able to go there too. No, she shouldn't because she's Gigi. And she is the devil part two right after Stasi. I don't know. I think I might be having a change of heart with Gigi. Okay. No, I'm always for the one who's getting beat up by everybody else. No matter who it is, I always start feeling bad for them. Like in season two, top chef Marcel, remember he was so horrible. I love Marcel. But I think they like her raped him and she tried to shave his head. And then he became the hero of the season. So, Ronnie, then that would mean that you feel bad for the Nigerians who were going to take MJ's life. Oh, how beautiful was that? It was cinematic joy. Now talk about a lifetime movie. Okay. I love that all these Bravo shows have the same thing. In Vanderpump rules in this, we have the abuse story. And real house was at Beverly Hills. We had the abuse storyline. Then we have the alcoholism storyline in Shaw's "The Sunset" and Beverly Hills. And just the same, MJ is so fucked up. Oh my God. Her story about how she didn't rob a bank was just a beautiful thing to behold. With an Nigerian mafia who threatened to take her life. Like they wanted to deal with a chubby Persian girl. It's like finally the Nigerians came out of the spam email into the bank. Well, the problem is that she probably responded to one of those emails. She is that dumb. She's like, "Mother, mother, I finally have a boyfriend." He's a Nigerian prince. MJ's calling. I know, MJ's calling. Let me look. You continue talking. Let me turn off this phone over here in my living room. Yeah, what the hell do you do? It's a landline. I actually have a landline. You still have a landline? Yeah. My God, old lady. It really is. I think it really is a Nigerian. Nigerian prince. It's a toll-free number. Hold on. Hey, I wanted to know who that is. I wanted to hear it too. What an anti-climactic waste of our time, Ben. Hey, Ben. Yes? You know it was hilarious. What? How, when they were giving MJ shit about never selling a house. Reza's like, "Hey, the only place you sold this year is a condo on Fuller, which is where you and I live." I know. It's clearly like she sold to her Nigerian prince boyfriend, a condo in her building. What was up with both of the girls being accused of having fake relationships? MJ was being accused of having a fake relationship with a gay guy. Yeah, they were all saying that the dude that she brought on, like the final episode of Shah's this season was actually an undercover brother. Now, here's my question. Why at what point do that someone say, "Hey, you know what? This is none of your business." I mean, it's our business because we're watching them. But to each other, they are so up in each other's business. Like, who the fuck cares? MJ didn't even say that when Reza screamed out that she was just in a hotel room getting double stuffed by Jewish twins. Yeah, that was crazy. How does this guy call himself her best friend? He's yelling these things on the reunion. I don't care if he's like, I'll support her once she gets out of rehab. Like, that's fine. But you don't have to say these vile nasty things. Everybody should be taking notes because you know what, Asa and Lily, you think that you're in tight with him right now? He is a dirty mustachio snake and he will do the exact same thing to you guys too. He's doing it to his boyfriend. He's doing it to his boyfriend right now and he already did it to his best friend MJ. If you're going to screw those two people over big time, anybody is fair game. And remember, he was not very nice to Ronnie in the target elevator. So, I mean, he's close. Well, in defense, he was afraid. But he was fatter and sweatier and hairier. And I was more afraider. Yeah. So whatever. All right, John, I'm over it. As Lisa would say, who cares? I'm over it. Any last thoughts on the reunion? Well, I just I'm over. Glad it's over. I want to ask you guys, I mean, the show's doing well again. It's going to come back. Do you think that we're going to have any cast changes after season one? We lost Sammy and his tragic fedora. Can Gigi still stay with this show? I mean, she kind of has to be there, right? I could see them getting rid of Mike and bringing a new guy because Mike is pretty boring and he's an asshole. Well, Mike, I think they'll keep because he's hot and he's going to be in play, girl. He's not fine. They could find another hot person. He's hot for that show. But they could find another hot person. I mean, Omid is 10 times hotter than Mike. Agreed. Cosine. Yeah, me too, actually. And he's also a drama queen. So that would be fine. And he's also a queen. Yeah. I don't think that. He's also Persian, Adrian Bodhi. I don't think they're going to keep Gigi because no one will suit with her. Wait, what if they give her an extension? A contract extension? The Gigi's extension? I just want them to show Gigi getting beat down by her sister. Get it? Gigi's extension? Yeah, got it. We got it. We got it, boo. Did anybody else on your phone? That lack of laughter is totally attached to it. Yeah, exactly. Has anybody else calling on your landline? Do you need to take a minute? I think it's Gigi. She's coming by to order to sell extensions. That is an extremely informed lack of laughter. A, T, L, okay. So in Atlanta, they went, the ladies came to LA to visit Nini. And they all came, they even left Raleigh behind. Raleigh. Raleigh. So, I mean, really the big thing here was that Nini was like, y'all come over at nine and then they showed up at midnight. Oh my god, we have to start way, way back. Okay, the girls come to Hollywood. Nini rents them, basically pulls a pile and calls real estate agents and gets someone to donate a rental house for them. A beautiful rental house too. Probably Maurice. Beautiful home. The ladies don't even get to this house. We're shown at till like 7.15 or 7.30 at night. And Nini talks her head off for another 45 minutes or whatever. And they're welcome to Hollywood. Now, y'all come to my home at nine. Okay, that is an hour and a half. And where does Nini live? Because she talks about how she lives in the hills, but she put the ladies up in the hills. And then they had to drive for half an hour to get to her house. Oh, okay, Ronnie. Well, there's a lot of hills. I mean, if you live like over by outpost, it looks like to me, to be honest, it looked like they were up in the Beachwood area. And if there are the Beachwood area, and if Nini's over like in the Brentwood hills, that's actually a, that's a ways. No, Nini's not in the Brentwood hills. Nini's straight up in the Hollywood hills because she drives down like Gower to go to the Paramount Studios on the ropes. So they're not that far away. And when they were driving around, they were driving around on Sunset Boulevard. I mean, you could see it. They did not make it very clear by any means. The editing was a whack this past episode, because again, it's like, you know, these women were supposed to be at Nini's house, and it's not that far away. And then they don't show why they're late at all. And we don't know if Nini has, was Nini calling to be like, where are you guys? Or was she just sitting there waiting from the show up and just like stewing, you know? But it was, at the end of the day, it was completely disrespectful. Absolutely. The women did get into LA late, but they probably got in around like two or three. They all want to take a nap, take a shower. That's fine. But Nini said drinks are at seven, dinner as at nine. And you show up at 11.45. I would say, guess what bitches get out of my house? Yeah, I thought Nini, a gracious host would still let them in, but I thought Nini was totally within her rights to say. She was embarrassed by them. Why should she let them in to hang out with her actual LA friends that have real jobs in Hollywood? Like, I'm sorry, you don't want to bring Kenya more into your house around these other people. Yeah, that being, that being said, I love when Kenya's like, well, can I get a plate or something? No, that was a candy. I meant, I meant candy. That's what I meant. That was candy. I love what you've done with my dining room table. Yeah, she loves a job. She's like, I furnished her home and now I can't eat. Yeah, I meant, I meant candy. In those tight black and white pants that made her ass look bigger than Rob Kardashian's, who was pretty much going, like, yeah, I don't care if you and don't invite me in, just bring me a plate of food because I'm a hungry cow. Like, I mean for two, I mean for me and for Riley right now. Like, you don't got no other food, I'm real hungry right now. Me and Riley are starting, Riley is not even here. That was a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful episode of the show. They haven't had one that good in a long time. But it was like, sort of like just silly and funny. Um, how did almost, they went to the groundlings and of course, they're like, Kenya, do a move and everybody will copy and then she did like a tribal sexy squeal. Yeah. That was lame. And then it was also lame when they were like, Kenya, can you tell us all about your amazing resume, your acting resume, did you hear her? She like listed like every movie where she's been an extra on. And I love that, I love that Jeremy is like, aha, like so completely mortified that he's even on the show. Who was it? Who was the teacher was like, um, oh really? And what have you done? And she's like, well, girlfriends. And what else did she say? It was like big mamas. She's like, I work with Will Smith and Tyler Perry's like, Madea's gone to prison. It's like, I have written Christmas cards to Will Smith. Tyler Perry, Bill Cosby, for the first time. And Nelson Mandela, the little girl who played Rudy. Denzel Washington, Obama, Michelle. She's just like naming every black person she can think of. She iced tea, iced cube. Kenya's embarrassing to black people in humanity. Absolutely. That was pretty fun because she supposedly arranged that class so that she could show everyone what a good actress she was. Well, she's a fantastic actress. I mean, I don't know why she hasn't gone to her Oscar yet. Have we looked at her IMDB page before? Yes, I looked at the IMDB page after she was like, listing off all of her credentials. And I was like, oh, I don't know what any of these are. Well, let's read it right now, shall we? Because I would love to know. And I know that that means other people would love to know. Founder of the Kenya Moore Foundation, which awards scholarship to underprivileged girls from her high school, Alma Mater. See more trivia. No, thanks. OK, what's she been in? Waiting to exhale. Ooh, what was she in waiting for? She mentioned that a few times. The most important thing is she was in "I know who killed me, the Lindsay Lohan stripper with one leg movie, as a character named Jasmine with a Z." Ooh. Oh, no. She was in a movie called "Twa." She was in a movie called "Twa?" She was in a movie called "Cloud 9." And her character's name was Champagne. Oh, I bet she wasn't a stripper in the background. No, definitely not. She played the head of the PTA. I know, but she totally was a stripper. She was in another movie called "Hot Parts." And her character's name was "Passion." Wasn't a stripper in that either, I'm sure. She was in "Trap" and also, oh, no. She was in "Hation Nights" and also the "Seacon Nights." Oh, my god. That one's so many awards. Oh, she played a woman named Nefertiti in one episode of "Home Boys in Outer Space" in 1996. Oh, this poor thing. This is embarrassing. And her last thing was in what 2010, and it's something nobody's ever heard of. She needs to stop as if she's all her other things. You know what IMDB is and that people can access it on the internet? She does not understand that. You just need to be quiet. You should brag about your pretty eyeliner. OK, well, she wrote, directed, and produced "Hation Nights" in 2009, clearly we need to get us some "Hation Nights." Oh, absolutely. So on YouTube right now, looking at "Hation Nights." Successful newlyweds become the object of a powerful voodoo priest who exacts revenge for his scorned daughter. Oh, I hate when that happens. Oh, duh. The whole entire movie is on YouTube, you guys. But listen. Ron, start making the homemade pizzas. They're going to go to our YouTube page, and you will find it, I'm putting it there. We will want that. Well, let's-- --or what happens Facebook. We are going long. So let's move on. We have anything else we have to say about Atlanta before we can start trashing Top Chef. It sucks, and the whole season has sucked. All right, let's talk about the Top Chef finale, which was the single worst episode of Top Chef in the history of Top Chef. I've been telling you guys. An issue of every single Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Top Chef Just Desserts, Top Chef Lashes Kitchen. This was the very, very worst episode of all time. It has soured me on this Emmy-winning franchise, which I used to love, and now I am almost on the verge of done. Even Tom Clickyo hated it. He tweeted that he didn't like the format, and that it probably won't happen again. So here are the reasons why I really hated it. Aside from the fact that, as has been well-documented, that the timing of the show indicated who would win, that was a huge spoiler just by looking at how much time it's left. There wasn't enough time for there to be a fifth and final tiebreaker challenge. It was also-- it was edited poorly. I'm sorry. It just was. Those of us who watch the Food Network see these types of shows a lot, and we know how they're done properly. And this was not a proper execution of a live-style Iron Chef situation. Padma's narrations were awkward. There was no suspense. And the fact that Brooke didn't get to cook a last meal, or both of them didn't get to cook a fifth course, really wasn't in the spirit of the show. I mean, in previous finales, when the judges are deliberating, they always do, well, first course goes to so-and-so, second course goes to so-and-so. But I always sort of see it as a casual kind of rubric. It's not a strict judging thing. It was so neck and neck while we go course by course. So for them to do it this way, I thought was-- I just thought it ruined every single thing. It ruined a great season. I mean, if they had somebody at least explaining what was going on on the floor, what food they were making, it wasn't about the cooking. It was-- we couldn't see anything that was going on. And then, once you see there's two chefs, you know what's going to happen? I mean, how can anybody on CJ's team win? They can't really get. Oh my god, I was so mad. When I said the Brooke had CJ, I was like, fuck this. And then, of course, she's like, don't fry these too long. And the first thing he does is burn her pig stuff. Yeah, I mean, they can be argued that she's-- it's her job as a chef to know what's going on and know that those are burning. The judges saw them burning and smelled them burning. Why didn't she? Like, I get that. She made a chicken wing. Blah, blah, blah. But it did seem kind of rigged for-- Kristen never should have been back in the finale in the first effing place. Top chef, whatever. What's that dumb thing called? Last chance, kitchen. We've bitched about it for weeks on end. I'm still going to bitch about it. Somebody should not be able to come back into the competition that late in it. It is ridiculous. If you come back to them, maybe the final five or the final six fine, but Kristen never should have been there as much as I loved her leading up to her elimination, which was premature on its own, but it's wrong. Yeah. I just wanted-- I mean, if she-- I like Kristen and I'm glad that she came back and I'm glad that she won't even. I really liked her. I just-- I just wish she had to work harder for it. Like, it seems kind of like a toss up that they just handed to her instead of it being-- I mean, I think if you're coming back from the dead, you really need to whoop ass. It shouldn't be like, well, they were all mediocre. So let's take Kristen. Yeah. And the weeks before that, you know, when-- what's his name? Sheldon went home like, that was a toss up too. Like, that could have either been Sheldon staying or Kristen staying. So it's not like she killed it. Brooke won that week when it was down to the final three. Hands down, she killed them. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was just all kind of a depressing ending because it was a really fun-- I mean, for me, it was a really fun season. I really liked it. It was just-- the last episode, it was just like-- everything was wrong. It was poorly produced, poorly directed, poorly edited, poorly shot, poorly conceived, poorly executed. It was wrong in so many ways. It was stupid. It was like, don't they know their audience? Let them know what people tune in for. Why are they trying to change this? It's just really bothered me. Yeah. I think that if they'd done it well, then it could have been exciting. I do like watching Iron Chef. And that's an interesting idea. It's an interesting way to do it, but-- Don't mix them. Yeah. Or have a challenge somewhere earlier in the season, maybe. But like, don't-- like, this isn't Iron Chef. We're not here to watch Iron Chef or here to watch Top Chef. Yeah. Boo. Boo. Well, hopefully Brooke will get to come back again because, you know, sing her own two restaurants and work her ass off and complain and be miserable and be miserable with a kid and rah, rah, rah, rah. It kind of would have been nice to see her get the money, but now I think that bitterness will turn her into a really good, you know, all-stars winner, like Blaze. Yeah. Oh, my God. I hate Richard Blaze. Me too. Did you guys watch LA Shrinks? For about 10 minutes until I killed myself. Yeah. This is not going to be one that I'm going to be-- I know who's killed for. It was me. I think I'd rather watch Haitian nights. I'm dying to watch Haitian nights now. I want to watch Haitian Shrinks. You guys. So it probably has better acting than LA Shrinks did. I couldn't even take the preview when that guy-- I was like, I did test fat paypal. I was like, you know what? You're ugly as sin. I do not want to hear who you did test. Get out of my face. I did test your ugly, fugly, fugly face. Shut up, asshole. Do you think you're going to be angry or part of it? Like, I watch the whole thing. I watch the whole thing. And what is up with that crazy lady, Venus? Oh, my God. Like, she to me is like, I don't trust her as a-- Here's the thing. I don't want a therapist that is willing to get down to like, to be naked in front of the camera. She was within the first 10 seconds. She was in Spanx in a bra. Yeah, but you know what? The other one too, Eris, Dr. Eris. She also was like in her bra and a little tidy whitey, whatever you call the bra bottoms, underwear bottoms. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? I don't know. See, at this part of the podcast, my brain melts. And I can't think of proper words. Bikini bottoms, bikini bottoms. Can I just show like you're talking to somebody who's never seen it? Me? What was it? So basically, it's like-- The three self-absorbed wannabe actors who moonlight as therapists. Yeah. And share way too much about their personal lives and like to get naked on screen and talk a lot about themselves and their fake degrees while pretending to help people with their problems. And some of these people have problems such as my husband's penis is too large. Yeah. I mean, but the thing is this, though. One of the patients is this person that's a problem with anger. But she's so fake. It's like it's-- you've clearly been cast. And she maybe has an anger issue, but she's been told, play it up and be crazy and scream. It just-- it all feels fake. It was so fake. It was so incredibly fake. I hope the ratings are trash. I'll see them tomorrow. This kind of crap does not deserve to be on TV when Gallery Girls has been canceled. Absolutely. Absolutely. But having you noticed that Bravo has lucked into certain things, like Top Chef they've had for a long time, right? That was a classy show from the Project Runway Days back when they were still trying to be a good network. Then Housewives was kind of lucked into, because that was just some weird little show that was not this bitch fest that it is now. It was about Housewives. But it was kind of boring season one. I mean, she's like, Joe and Slade, that's classic TV. Yeah, but it was basically just a bunch of women just kind of being shot for the camera. You know, there was no fighting. It wasn't cat-ing. Half that first season was Gina washing her Mercedes in the driveway. It really was. It wasn't cat-y at all. Yeah. And then that turned into craziness, which they kind of leapt into after someone had their first fight on that show. What else have they made that's good? I mean, everything they make is total, total crap. It's like embarrassing. Losing Project Runway was a big blow to their system, because a lot of the fashion stuff that they do is just not nearly as good. Yes, Rachel's always been on for quite some time. But the other fashion shows have all failed. All that shit they've done with Isaac Mizrahi and my girl, Kelly Rowland, that bomb, the consignment shot bombed. All this stuff is bombing. So it'll be interesting to see if Brad gets another season, because now they've bumped him down to 30 minutes. It'll be interesting to see if the dukes of Melrose are completely ridiculous, meaning I want to watch them wearing cloaks, or if it's garbage. I don't know. No, it's going to watch that. I guarantee. But you know, misadvised was a bomb. Around the world in 80 plates was a bomb. You know, I think that we already have the 2013 bomb of the year. It's probably LA Shrinks. And maybe it will be nominated. But-- One of our awards, though. Watch what crappy at the end of the year. But they have had a hit in Vanderpump Rules and Shazza Sunset. That is true. So I mean, who knows? I just like, every once in a while, you get something good. But at this point, I just want Jeff Lewis back on my screen. I miss Tabitha Coffey. She has been gone for way too long. But I just want them to stick with what works. I am back on the Millionaire matchmaker train as crazy and stupid and embarrassing as that is. I just want Patti Stanger, Jeff Lewis, Kathy Griffin. Kathy, by the way, that show is tanking. They moved it to 11.30. It was doing so badly. I know. Really? How much do you have? I know. And she's getting like really big name stars this season, too. And it's just it's not clicking. She should have done that from the beginning. Well, you know what? She's a good guest. She's not a good host, I'm sorry. Wow. Harsh words. No, I'm just saying, like, she plays well off of people, but she plays really well off of a host, like especially like a straight man host, you know? Not like straight versus gay, but like-- Yes, she's the entertainment. She's not the person. Yeah, that shit also does not need to be 60 minutes long. Are you kidding me? Is it? Yes. Oh, my gosh. I mean, I have to watch it in like six installments because 10 minutes-- Oh, I stopped watching. I stopped watching after the first episode this season. Yeah, there's not really anybody I want to see on there. Anyway, we all want to see the Real Housewives of Orange County. And thank God, season-- I think it's season eight is coming back. The previews look amazing. What is Vicki's-- What is happening with Vicki's face? What is happening with Vicki's brown, like, her pants, like the tightness of her pants? Well, we saw-- She's gotten fat, that's what that means. We saw Vicki in real life a couple months ago, and her face looked, I mean, like a jack-o-lantern, but like the jack-o-lantern that we know. I mean, on the-- maybe she's just fresh from surgery when they started shooting this season, but her face looked cray. She looks like she just been strangled underwater. That's what she looks like. All puffy and-- And an injector and stung by 400 bees. Yeah. And not that we're caddying. When you're pressing your face up against a car window. She looks like, you know, when you have like a balloon animal, when you have like a long, long balloon, and you need to like make a balloon animal. So you have to like make like a little like small part of the balloon. It's you twist it around, and so you get a little like balloon part that gets like big and puffy, you know? That's what her face looks like. She looks like dough before you're done kneading it. It's all like, cock-marky and glass holes in it, and you have to keep punching it to look right. She looks like an exercise ball that you're sitting on. You know, it's sort of like-- She looks like she's on the road to Mama Elsaville. She does. A lot of them do. Brandy Glanville, whoo, yeah. Yeah, Brandy's starting to get jerk-a-resque. All right, well, we should wrap this up, because we're going crazy long. OK. So anyway, so back. 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