Homewreckers, Homeless Punching Bags, and Lindsay Hohan
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#55: Homewreckers, Homeless Punching Bags, and Lindsay Hohan
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We'd be posting screenshots now of things that we find are funny as we're watching. So it's really a whole other experience that goes very nicely with this one, I think. Yeah, our listeners that are active on Facebook, you guys are fucking hilarious. We adore you. We are still, however, looking for some more iTunes comments. So definitely give us more five stars. We need it. People, our egos are very fragile. And we need just more listeners in general. We always need more listeners. So tell everyone you know. I mean, I know we're being totally shameless. This is like a PBS like Drive right now. I guess because down the Abbey just aired. Exactly. Why not? Where PBS is on our mind and in our hearts, but also in our hearts tonight are six shows that we have to talk about. Oh my god. We have a smorgasbord for you guys. We'll start off with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We'll move into the questionable spin-off Vanderpump Rules. Then we will go back to Miami News. Oh, we have many issues. Stasi, we hate you. Then we'll go to Miami for reunion part two. We'll go to Atlanta, Shaz of Sunset, and we'll finish with million-dollar decorators. Obviously tonight, which is last night, if you guys are listening to us on Wednesday, is the million-dollar decorators part two finale with the Lohan Reveal and Miami Lost Footage. And Miami Lost Footage, we will discuss both of those next week, but we've got to jump into it. Let's talk about Beverly Hills and the spin-off Vanderpump Rules. Well, let's start with Beverly Hills because I don't want to get too mad too early, okay? Because we'll start talking about Vanderpump Rules. I am going to make a mess up your beautiful new home. We're by the way, we are not remote today. We are actually in the same physical space. Neighbors. And while when we're done with this, we can pop by and punch MJ. Yes. And then we can pop by and punch Jacqueline's daughter, Ashley. It's perfect, right down the road. It's all in the hood. Anyway, okay. Beverly Hills. Wow. So where do you, I guess we can start with the dinner party, which continued. Exactly. Now, my main problem this whole season has been with Kyle. I have been a huge hater on hers, and that continued last night. Faye Resnick was her guest at the dinner party, and she let Faye run wild all over Brandy, and it was completely inappropriate. Why doesn't Kyle say to Faye, listen Faye, not right now. Like, you guys have lunch or something, but this is dinner party. I don't want this right now or pull her aside. She's such a good girlfriend. She could pull her aside in the other room and say, listen, please don't do this. But Kyle loves watching people yell at each other. She loved every second of it. She wants to pretend that she doesn't stir the drama and that she doesn't know what's wrong with all these crazy women. At the end of the day, Kyle was the one who brought up, you know, was pressing Brandy in that limousine. She was pressing Brandy at that dinner party at Sir, and she stirs the shit and then sits back. And you know, as much as she thinks that Lisa and Brandy are working as a team, Kyle and Faye are working as a team. Exactly, but I was like, when Faye said that, like, I think you're working as a team, I'm like, are you, are you idiot? Like, don't you see what you're doing? Exactly, right now, exactly. Yolanda said that in her blog. I never read their blogs, but for some reason today, I decided to read Yolanda's blog. Let me pull it up for a moment. I was just saying, we might as well read Yolanda's blogs because there's nothing else that Yolanda is bringing to the show. So I'm just saying that, you know, maybe you shouldn't look that up. Well, I will try to, here's the thing. Yolanda, we'll get to Yolanda's blog. It's taking too long for me to pull it up, so I won't do it right now, but she writes it in a very, I think she said that Faye, every word out of Faye Resnick's mouth, was a violation, which I thought was hilarious. Can we start adding that to our daily routines? I mean, that's a violation. She is a violation. I mean, she's morally corrupt. How could she not be a violation? That's true. Here's what actually, can I just a sidetrack with Yolanda? Because that's all she is on this show, is that like, she is a sidetrack. You know, what I love about Yolanda is that you have an episode of Caddiness and These Women, like, I can't believe she said that, or I can't believe she did that, or Faye did this, and they're crying, and I lost my wedding room. And then all of a sudden, I'll cut to a Yolanda segment, and she's like, you know, I really think it's important to have dinner with your family. And then like, it goes back to madness. Right, they go back and she's like, you know, I think every girl deserves a horse. And it's just like, it's going on. No sense whatsoever. But I will say that I actually, I have loved her from the beginning, even though she's clearly on a different show. And I would rather see Yolanda's refrigerator get a spin off than Lisa Vanderpump getting a spin off, because that refrigerator is out of control. And I guarantee that the content's inside it have a higher IQ than anyone on Vanderpump roots. No doubt. Stasi, we hate you. So no, Yolanda, you know, like I said a few weeks ago, we've heard that she's just the biggest bitch in the world and just the worst. But honestly, on TV, I still love her. Do you still love her? Even though she thinks that her daughter is quasi lesbian for wanting to play volleyball and wearing basketball shorts? I, you know what, I liked it even more. Because you know what, when she was saying, she was saying, you know, like, when you always wear those like boys clothing, I think you were, and there's like a long pause, and she's like thinking about whether or not to say she was a lesbian. You know, she's like, you know what, fuck it. Fuck it. Why not? Who cares if I angry, make like make at lesbians angry? It's true. She has so much money. She can buy and sell every lesbian out there. You know, her husband, David Foster, is a little bit creepy and you know, I didn't like the way that she really acted. I don't like a finger gun like entrance to it. No, the finger gun is cheesy, but I like her kids. I like, I like her. I like her. I like her. Like, I, I believe that she cooks and I believe like her fridge. Honestly, her fridge is so fucking amazing. I'm telling you it's been off Yolanda's ice. I see a fridge. I almost feel like we should have like a Yolanda interjection in the middle of our podcast. Like, everything's fine and all of a sudden Yolanda comes in to announce like, you know, I really think that all lampshades should be fluted. You know, I don't even know what a fluted lampshade is. But I agree. But I agree. That voice soothes me. She's so soothing. She's got great style and she has a great refrigerator. Like, seriously, I could just take it. It'd be like a Christmas time that the Yolanda, they could just put a channel up of that fridge. And the camera goes up and down and I just sit there and stare at it. I have no problem with that. I feel like it also doubles as one of those like fridges at the grocery store that houses like botanicals. Yeah. I also feel like if you open it, like, you actually don't use any of the produce inside. It is like an entrance to like some secret layer. Oh, exactly. There's like a bat cave. There's definitely a bat cave element there. I feel like, I don't know. There might be an aquarium in there as well. And I feel like if you were to put the bananas on the wrong shelf, the wrong in the wrong basket on the shelf, there would actually be an alarm that would go up and run down and kick you out of Malibu. No doubt. Yeah. No, Yolanda does not mess around. She doesn't mess around. She doesn't do anything on this show whatsoever. But we love her and that's that's it. Yeah. So after this dinner party, it was all it was pretty much the brandy show. Well, Brandy ran out and she sat on the street corner. Lisa obviously followed after her because they are a tandem and there's no denying that. But I thought it was kind of fucked up that Lisa had to say, hey, Kyle, you bitch. This is your fucked up dinner party. You might want to the girl who just ran out of the room crying because your other guests treated her like shit. You might want to go tell her, you know, I'm sorry. I know. I love how Kyle acts so helpless in these situations. She's like, I just, you know, I'm trying to make things better with Brandy, but facing my best friend. She's like, so helpless. But yet in any other situation where Kyle's in the spot, she speaks up. She's a strong woman and this whole like, I don't know what to do. You know, it's terrible. And the only other crime that's bigger than this was that we had no Kim Richards in this entire episode. I know. It really killed me. You know, as much as I'm so like, the more and more I get angry at Kyle and the way Kyle is sitting in her confession, when she's saying, you know, Kim and I just, we don't know each other anymore. I just don't get it. The issue here is this. Kim is now sober and it's come to the realization that her sister is a fucking mean bitch and she doesn't want anything to do with her. Kim has come to her senses. Kim has good taste, it turns out. Exactly. Kyle, you are the problem. She understands like now Kim is like friends with Brandy and she's friends with Yolanda. So she knows what's up. She knows what's up and she knows that her sister is the one that drags her down and makes her want to drink. God, you know, Kyle really, she's gotten so much down to shit her. You know, I want, it's hard to believe like two years ago how much everyone loved her. Oh, we loved her but I know by the next season she'll be back on top of it. Maybe, maybe. I don't know. We never know these shows. People go up and down. I mean, you know, we used to hate Phaedra and now we love Phaedra. We say, "Hey Camille, we love Camille now." There's a very, we used to hate Ramona and then we love Ramona and then we hated her again. I don't know that Ramona is ever going to make a comeback to be honest with you. I think she can. I think Ramona can always make her come, right? Never, never done. Never underestimate the power of true renewal. Yeah, exactly. It's true. It's her brand. It's her life. Okay, so the rest of the episode became a hell of a lot about Brandy. First of all, do you think that she was right to walk out of the dinner party? She was being attacked. Yeah. Why not leave? Yeah, I think she, you know, well, in most, in, in polite society, a person, well, first of all, you wouldn't have had Faye Resnick in polite society. There's no such thing as Faye Resnick in polite society. But in polite society, Brandy would have just smiled and said, "Okay, I will consider that. Thank you. Thank you." You know, like, everyone gets all hung up. I'm like, "Well, I have to defend myself. I have to have my voice heard. In polite society, you don't. Like, watch Down Abbey. You just sit and shut up. Okay. Look at that stupid Irish chauffeur chatting up. Like, this is, that's what Brandy is. She's the, she's Branson. She's the Branson. She is the Branson of the Housewives. Two other things for you about the dinner party was Faye making a play to become a full-time housewife. I think that this was her major chance at doing so. She was just making a play at trying to be relevant. I don't know if you saw the BuzzFeed thing, 14 things about Faye Resnick that was going around. Hey, I posted an article. Oh, you were the one of us? I, you know, I never know, you know, it was not me. I don't know if it's you or me. It was me. But, I mean, the truth is if you look at the history of Faye Resnick, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, all she wants is attention. Like, all these other women. Did you read, by the way, one of those bullet points in the book that came out four months after Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered, she even mentioned that the two of them had had a lesbian fling. Yeah. How trashy is this morally corrupt bitch? She's just very morally corrupt. She is disgusting. She's not known as morally innocent. She's morally corrupt. And the fact that she's also BFFs with the Kardashians, Red Flag, you know, at all these people, it's I am like so disgusted with Beverly Hills culture. Like, and, and I say this not from a point of view of like a 99% versus 1% thing. It's because Beverly Hills culture, for everyone who doesn't live here, is so tacky and gaudy. What you see on TV is actually fairly accurate. It really is accurate. You know, I was, so my parents came to visit. This is going to make me sound totally snobby, but I have to say it. My parents came to visit in December and we went to Spago. You know, you've got a nice dinner. You go when your mom comes to town. You go to Spago. I don't go to Spago. No, but mom and dad are paying. So your mom and dad are paying went. So the place was over. Imagine being in a restaurant full of like tailors and Kardashians and the place was jam-packed. And they were all like, they were women in these like shiny silver pants, big blonde hair, like sort of like a silvery kind of lipstick. Everyone was wasted off their ass. The Joan Van Arks of the world. Yeah, they really, it was like a Joan Van Argh meets Taylor Armstrong, which is in some ways kind of an amazing thing. I would pay to see that. We can go to Spago. And most of McCarthy was there too, but she was not afraid. She looks a little different. She looks a little different. And we prefer her. But the point is this, when you see on Real House of Beverly Hills, these women acting so tacky and so gaudy at these dinner parties and dressing the way they do, the way they all look like Faye Resnick quite frankly. There were about three different times when I thought I saw Faye Resnick or Taylor. I'm not even kidding. They're all knocking on 50 with this crazy like straw like hair. Yeah, they're wasted and crazy. There were two tables that were doing shots and yelling back and forth in each other. When you're anorexic and you have three glasses of champagne, you're a fucking mess. It's a disaster. It is an absolute disaster. And you know, so when I see like these like Faye Resnick and watch it when you see her with the Kardashians, just the Beverly Hills culture is so vile. It's so, so terrible. And yet we choose to live here for some fun reason. But it is fun to make fun of. Now talk to me for a quick second about Marissa Zannick who has joined the show and she came to Brandy's defense and she kind of played into Faye. She's good. I liked it. Yeah, you know, she seems like all her points seem very realistic. She seems funny. She seems cool. I kind of like Marissa. You know what? Good for her. This is completely ridiculous. But I'm watching the show and I'm going, well, I'm just like Marissa. Or she's reading my mind. Like she would act. I would act just the way she's acting and I would agree with everything she's saying. Well, all her points were valid. She was like, well, Kalish would like shut her up or, you know, it's like Marissa's like, well, Brandy was nice to me and the others were standoffish. Like, that's not a nice thing to do. You're like, yeah, yeah. You're supposed to welcome the new girl in. And she also said that she felt like she got the cool shoulder from Camille and Taylor, which was a little weird. But yeah, let's talk Taylor, though, because Taylor also had a moment and it was kind of sad and kind of hilarious and kind of pathetic. Yeah, poor Taylor is trying to wrap up this lawsuit for $1.5 million. This woman does not have a pot to piss in. I'm surprised that she's even allowed to stay in that fucked up house. I did feel like slightly bad for when the guy who's suing her former like best friend was like, okay, well, you don't have $1.5 million, but we'll take your wedding ring. And then so she starts to cry and two Hermes bags. Those were real tears. Yeah, those are that was real. And I couldn't, I wasn't sure if she cared more about the Hermes bags or the wedding ring. I kind of think it was the bags. Here's the thing. A 10 carat ring is worth a lot of money, but it's not worth close to $1.5 million. So Hermes bags, maybe if they're in good condition, maybe seven, eight grand. Who knows? This is not. She's worked too hard to get here and she's not giving up now. She's not leaving this zip code. Anyway, Taylor is tragic, but if your husband fucked you over that much and killed himself, leaving you with this debt and leaving you to raise a child on your own and broke your jaw countless times, I'm sure, allegedly, why would you still feel like you have some kind of emotional connection to him and that that ring matters? That ring should be pawned 10. There once was a wise woman who sang the ring didn't mean a thing. RIP, RIP. And I think that maybe Taylor should be listening to some Kim Zolciak deep cuts. I'm just saying that if Taylor had half a brain and we know that's not the case, as soon as Russell killed himself, Bit should have taken her ass to the pawn shop on fucking Wilshire and Robertson pawned that thing and hidden the cash underground. Yeah, I agree. Because now they came after it and they got her ring and they got the Hermes bags and she still owes some money. Clearly, that's why she's- Oh yeah, that was fine. She was like, yeah, you're with the wedding ring and Hermes bags. You know, this is a little bit of money left over. It's probably like, you know, like a million dollars. Right, I have no idea what that number is, but the point is Taylor has to remain on Beverly Hills housewives because she needs the paycheck. She sure does. Maybe she should, she should sell her daughter. Well, did you notice, by the way, that Snowball was replaced by another small white dog? There's a new Snowball, Snowball too. I don't know if it's Snowball two or what, but I don't think that it's gonna last long. I wouldn't be surprised if these people at the wedding ring are the people who have Snowball right now. They're probably holding Snowball for ransom. Oh, for sure. Like, Snowball is like locked up in a room with a little bandage over his little gag over his nose. Oh, poor Snowball. Anyway, we also had Adrian and Paul. They had like a cameo for five minutes on the show. Adrian was popping in. She is obviously starting another line. She is doing a skincare line with Paul, but at the end of their little segment, because nobody gives a shit about their skincare line, because the only one that really matters is Ramona's true renewal. Yeah, it's all you need. Adrian hinted that she and Paul were having issues at this point. So we obviously know it. What was the hint? I didn't pick up on that. I feel like she was saying that they were having some some rockiness at that point in their relationship and that it had been brought on by what Brandi said. And that was causing their issues to spiral out of control. I mean, obviously all of this ended up leading to their separation. You know what? You know, I was so instantly bored by Paul and Adrian that I clearly zoned out at this point. All I remember is that she drank out of his mug and he didn't like it at that point, which is that then I was just staring at their root faces. And you were like pressing the fast word button? Don't lie. I didn't press fast forward, but in my mind, I had definitely checked out for sure. Okay, let's talk Lisa. Yeah, so so here's the thing. So really the bulk of the episode was this whole stupid bullshit about Lisa's like, "Well darling, I really think Brandi, you should come talk to Sheena." You know, she's like, "You guys are gonna cross paths." Since when does Lisa Vanderpump ever give a shit about the help? You know? They may cross paths, but you know what they're like. We know how Bernie feels about her. Yeah, exactly. And from what I've heard, like people who work at her restaurants, like she's like holding them apparently. Well, how do you think she made all that goddamn money? You got to be cold if you get to the top. And I'm not saying that as a complaint. No, she's doing the great thing. So since when would she ever be concerned about like someone coming at the restaurant to be awkward? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. When you're looking for a backdoor pilot slash spin-off called Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, so Lisa brokered this ridiculous meaning between Brandi and Sheena. And Lisa suddenly cares about this Sheena twit. And so Brandi comes into Sur. So they had a fake lunch, which was probably shot at 7 a.m. Yeah, I was already like the fact that I had to sit and watch this confrontation was bothering me because it was so contrived. It was so staged. But once it started, I actually really enjoyed it because Brandi just sort of like mop the floor with Sheena. Brandi was amazing. We saw this in the preview, but when she said, "You're not allowed to cry. You ruined my family." Yeah. That is up there with "Close your legs to married men." That was like such a definitive mistake. Brandi would not give this girl an inch and it was fucking amazing. And Sheena was so dumb. She's like, "Well, I couldn't just sit there and have my story not being told. People just couldn't be thinking these things about me. I had to tell people my side of the story. I'm like, "Bitch, no, you don't have to." Because no one cares about you. It's not like America's been there being like, "I wonder what Eddie Cibrian's anonymous 15th mistress has to say about something." No one cares, Sheena. And you broke up Brandi's stupid marriage, which is probably a good thing because Eddie Cibrian's a total waste of space. I'm glad that Brandi was totally hot. I'm glad that Brandi was willing to admit that this was probably a good thing because otherwise she would still be in a terrible marriage with Eddie cheating on her with countless girls. The fucked up thing was that Brandi found out clearly one of her friends that was also good friends with Eddie was withholding information and clearly knew that he was cheating on Brandi with Sheena and did not share that information. So that one issue really shook her to the core, but she still got past it. She still swept the floor with her. She gave her a little condescending pat on the shoulder and was like, "That was my favorite part, by the way." Oh, that was amazing. It was so hot. She didn't know she was gonna hug her. I said, "Just put her hand on the shoulder." I was like, "Good luck." Because I'm sorry, good luck is so condescending. I will tell you right now whenever I'm a match.com or okay cupid at the end, like if this is not happening and I say good luck, it's not a good thing. It's condescending and it's called kind of fuck off. Yeah, exactly. I thought that was a great moment. I mean, Sheena was just a total idiot and then what? She is young though. I mean, that's, Lisa did say that going to be young. Look, she made her bed and she has to sleep in it. I get that, but she's a dumb, young girl that moved to LA and they all make mistakes. We were dumb, we were dumb young girls that moved to LA and made mistakes too. I made so many. Unfortunately, not with Eddie Cibrian. And I continue to make them and I wish I had one with Eddie Cibrian. You never know. I mean, Leanne Rhimes. Well, I mean, Leanne Rhimes doesn't have any curves. Well, you know what, you know, Leanne Rhimes is the ex who is rumored to be gay. I've been telling people this over there. Oh, Dean Sheremet or whatever? Dean Sheremet. You know what he's up to these days? I just, don't tell me he's working at Sir. No, he went off to the French Culinary Institute of America or arts, whatever it's called, and now he is a Poissonier at Jean George in New York City, which means that Leanne Rhimes cheated on a super hot guy that could make awesome food for her. What a dummy. Eddie Cibrian. What a freaking dummy. She does not eat so she can't be with a foodie. I feel like Eddie Cibrian is manorexic and that's why she can be with him. I feel like if Dean Sheremet is feeling some issues about this and needs to talk to someone, I'm very willing to like lend an ear. Or a shoulder to cry on. Or a crotch to cry. If he wants to just like, if he just needs to spend the night like, oh my god, I can't even go home to my memories, like crash. And also, and he'll stock the kitchen before he shows up. If he needs to cook something because that's his therapy, I'll be more than happy to try anything. Like, Dean, you just give me a call. Okay, well let's move on to vendor pump rules. Because that's what happened on the show. We rolled right in. It was it was truly a backdoor pilot because what happened was the women's step stepped up and then Sheena walked out of the back door of the restaurant and then walked back in. Do you notice that the vibe of like cinematography flipped? Well, they changed it immediately because then like the music was no longer, it was no longer house. I was music. It was like some like generic. It was so this fair song. It was like fake Hills all of a sudden. And so it made the Hills look real. Oh my god. I you're for the, you know, you know, how much I miss the hills. You have the hills. I miss more than you miss the hills. I am team Cavallari for life though. Are you team LC? Well, it's it's complicated. It's complicated. Well, Cavallari definitely. Cavallari, that be on both teams. You can be on both teams as long as you're not on team. I don't know. I kind of. I hate. No, I hate Whitney Port with all my being. No, I love Whitney. Shut up. So let me let me pause this because we're about to go on a whole different tangent. Okay. This proves how good the Hills was because, you know what? Everyone back to Hills was this crap. The Hills has been the only show to do the Hills properly. Unless that many seasons it was fantastic. The help because you see now you see with Vanderpump rules, which I'm going to go on record and say it's the worst show of 2013. It may have been, I think I tweeted last night saying that I think it was like the worst show I've seen in 10 years. I mean, it was worse than law work. It was, I never saw misadvised. It's already a nominee for the 2013 crappy awards. Worst show on Bravo. Yeah, it was honestly, it was so repugnant to me. It was, it was just, it was vile. I hated every moment of it from the core of my being. Not even Lisa Vanderpump could make it better for me. Okay. Well, Vanderpump surprisingly was not really like a big factor on the show. She's more of like the den mother and she came across this kind of creepy. I thought I came across this pathetic. It makes her not as glamorous and as fun as she is on Beverly Hills. Yeah, these kids are so dumb. And there, there was like one, like the, there's one girl named Katie that seemed like all right. And there was a bar manager with sort of like longer hair. There was half waiters and like that. Yeah, he was, but, but this girl Stacy, we have Stacy and Sheena. They're the, the Heidi and Elsie. Yeah. She did the Heidi and Elsie of this, of this group. And the problem is that there's no like good side. Like there's no, it's like, it's like bad and worse because Sheena is an idiot. She's nice or whatever, but she's totally dumb. You can't be as obnoxious. You can't root for Sheena because she's just so stupid. That's a thing. So you see Stacy being mean to her and you're there and you're gripped because you're kind of like, should I be rooting for Sheena? No, she's so dumb, but I can't like Stacy because she's the biggest bitch on TV. And by the way, these girls in there, not even real shirts, they're just scarves that they like to call shirts with their double sided tape and their, and their restless chests. Yeah. They, one of them actually was in a confessional and goes like, Oh, everybody wants to be us. Everybody wants to work at Cirque because we're so hot. And I'm like, your teeth are jacked up and you have a five head. Who the fuck do you think you are? These girls are not hot. And by the way, I hate to break it to the the wait staff of Cirque, but every single other restaurant in Los Angeles and Hollywood and West Hollywood has super hot waiters and waitresses. So honestly, we could walk down to fucking sunset and go to the griddle for pancakes on a Saturday morning. And those waiters and waitresses are fucking 10 times hot. Yeah. And they're slinging hash for breakfast. Well, let's let's talk about let's, before we really get into Stoss name, let's rank the hotness of this group. So I- Jax number one. Jax, you know what? You know what's so strange? We talked about this a few weeks ago. A little weird in the face. He was, I noticed I'm strange, but he was hotter like three years ago. And now he's had like a little bit too much sun damage. He's starting to age and his face is starting to look like, um, like a dog. A little like square jaw. Like his square jaw is nice, but he's starting to get like an old man face. I feel like he's the son damage. I agree with you. I think actually the ponytail guy is pretty hot. Right. I just, we didn't see a lot of him last night. We were, we were more concerned with, um, Joe and his flat iron. Oh, yeah. No, it was a Joe's or Tom. Tom, Tom is flat iron. Tom, you know, he technically is hot, but the fact that he was so obsessed about his hair, which is again, another Hollywood thing. And like, unfortunately, these shows really hit too close to home, literally too close to home. I know they, they're probably our neighbors too. But by the way, yeah, they kind of lived in a dump. They think that they are glamorous and they live in a dump. Yeah, they live actually in a very standard apartment. You know, Tom, I mean, not, I don't say it's nice, but I'm like, that's pretty nice. I thought wait or something. I thought it was a lot of money. I thought it was refreshing that they weren't in like some faux nice digs like in the hills, you know, they were in like a standard place that'd be like a gardener. They really lived in their apartment. Lisa was not staging, like a real world house for that. But he sat there and he called his girlfriend babe about 10 different times. His girlfriend, I thought was was the highest. I thought she also was like the most normal of the group. She's a super bitch too. You can't put all the bitch on Stassi. I could put most of it on Stassi. So I love that someone made a comment on our Facebook page that like Stassi is also the name of the secret police in Germany, which I think is very appropriate because Stassi is as awful. And by the way, Stassi is not hot. I'm gonna say that she dresses hot and she acts hot, which goes a long way. But if you actually look at her, she's not only not hot, but I'm sorry to offend people in the audience. She is fat ready. She is primed for fatness. You can tell. She's about holding it in. She's holding it in and she's gonna blow up. She's about three cal zones away from Midwestern fat rose band. She is heading to Cafface. Very soon. Oh, we got some egg salad wrapped up. Tossy, just look at her face. She actually has a very round and her teeth are not great. She has the face. She's also one of those women that definitely a young woman that has like a very thick blonde mustache and beard. Yes. And she she honestly has the face of like a mid 40s character actor who'd be doing a commercial for insurance. Maybe Heather de Broglie. Don't even insult her. Okay. How dare I love. I love him. He gets super caddy like this, but I'm sorry. Stassi is a bitch. And when you're a bitch like that, you're gonna get the bitches. Exactly. And the other thing is just like she already is not super hot. And then her attitude makes her fucking vile. And then I'm like, why is Jack sticking his penis in her? And then she says that that like she's the lineage of some Swedish princess. That's bullshit. Or maybe if she was the lineage, you know, the fact that's so murky is because she was clearly kicked out of the kingdom, because no one liked her. And shut the fuck up and go to shut up mountain bitch because the only goes to shut up mountain. The only royalty on Bravo is Countess Luandilla fucking seps bitch. Well, well, Carol rats about to thank you. Thank God. Well, then there's, you know, then she had this whole thing about like she was she merely hated Sheena or Sheena, whatever stupid name is, because she's a man, she's just up with Eddie. And she's like, I went to an all-girls school in New Orleans. And we do, I would not surround myself with that. I'm like, listen, I don't want to be snobby to New Orleans. Okay. So people just brace. You know, I'm already doing myself bitches because it's not the East Coast. Yeah, I'm sorry. If you're going to be saying, I want an all-girls school. If you if you are not saying like Smith or Wellesley or Bryn Mawr, then you're not impressing us. And then you're not impressing us. You went to an all-girls school in the fucking Bayou. Yeah, like congratulations. It's probably a penitentiary. Right. It's probably a penitentiary where you took off your top and somebody threw beads on you. Yeah. Let's let's let's let's call us. Don't get a twisted sassy. Don't get a twisted sassy. Yeah, what sort of what sort of princess like what's from like princess descendant is working at Sir, you know, you should be dining at Sir. By the way, I've eaten at Sir, the food is mediocre at best. The waitstaff is terrible. And I don't understand how the fuck this place is still in business. Waitstaff really is terrible because they're all the like, this would be a perfect transition to shots. That's because it was the crowd. It was the crowd. No, because it's people who think it's fancy. People who don't know any better. God, I love how snot bam being on this podcast. Come on. Let's just be real. People from Orange County drive up and think, oh, this is a fun place to go. I'm like, Lilly, like, I'm so glad it could be real right now. No, but for real, I mean, it's a it's it's a restaurant where people who don't know what a really nice restaurant is, like, honestly, Spago would go there and think, Oh, wow, it's like tuna tartar and but it's in a taco. Tuna tartar is so 2006. I'm sorry. Listen, I love tuna tartar. No, me too. But that was on every menu in 2006. It's not fancy now. And guess what? They still serve that. Should it Villa Blanca too? And I'm like, really? Well, yeah, that I will say this when I went to Sir. Didn't have the people just turn our podcast off because they're like, they're bitching about Tuna tartar. There's Ryan to come in and break it down. Oh my god. No, but for real, though, I went to Sir and I liked my food. I thought it was good, but it was it was not a high-end experience. It was so high-end. I had salmon and it was fine. And it was definitely overpriced. Luckily, I was on a date and he paid. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Although I wonder which date takes someone to Sir. Oh, well, maybe that's why I'm not with him anymore. Oh, well done to the sexy, unique restaurant. We actually asked people on Facebook. I'm going to go to Facebook right now. And we said, um, this was me actually. I posted this because I was so inferior by the by the show because the reason why I'm so mad is because it's really vapid people. And there was no interesting narrative arc. And to be honest, it was no gallery girls. Just say it then. And you know why? And you know why it wasn't, you know, gallery girls was a show that like feuding girls also, but it made sense because it was like girls from the Upper East Side, girls from Brooklyn. And they were really trying to make it. These people keep saying that they want to be models, actors. They want to be famous. They actually all literally said they want to be famous. They didn't, some of them said, I want to sing like Sheena was with a ridiculous song. But none of them really said that they had a skill set. They just said they want to sort of be famous. And they were, it was so empty. And the, and the show wasn't a commentary on it. But the show is a commentary on that that'd be sort of cool. But it was just people who had nothing going on their lives, at least they're all sleeping with each other. And it really, to me, I was just sitting there going like, Lisa wants us to take her seriously as a business woman. Isn't this like shitting all over her reputation? Oh, it's awful. So, um, so we, so I asked last night on Facebook, I said, quote, I would rather blank than watch another episode of Vanderpump Rules, fill in the blank. So we actually had a lot of responses. And you guys are fucking hilarious. So Sparkles Kiki Manning said, uh, she would rather bang Eddie and Leanne with the side of a little man. And I kind of, I kind of agree with Sparkles. Yeah, primarily because her name is Sparkles. Yeah. Um, Beth, uh, said she would rather eat tubs of egg salad at cafes. Now, Beth, I'm sorry, but eating tubs of egg salad at cafes is a treat and a pleasure. By the way, that one got 16 likes. So it's up there. People really, I think that was the one that people liked the most. Um, I like Stacy's, oh, well, I, I like things. Go, go, go. Where she says she would rather be a chair that Camille sharks on. Does Camille even have a butthole? I don't know. I didn't know that was Camille known for sharding on things. Either way, no one wants to be a chair that anyone sharks on. Especially Camille. Especially Camille. Oh, wait. Camille does shart because she has IBS. Oh, she would be a very sloppy shark. A bit, a bad one. Linsertart says, she would rather listen to an audio book of Fifty Shades, uh, read by Mario and Ramona Singer. That makes me ill on many levels. Um, let's see. Um, Michael Cook said he would rather watch Ramona Singer put lotion on her husband again. Adam J says he would rather let Faye Resnick decorate his house than watch this show. Um, let's see. Cindy C says she would rather wear she by Cheray. Robert Pesta said he'd rather hang out with Kenya. Um, what about a half my teeth cleaned by Dr. Karen Sierra DDS. And listen to her talk about Rodolfo's infidelity while the sound of suction fills the void around me. Thank you, Kevin O'Connell. That's amazing. That was, that was great. Oh, Kathy just said she would rather mix chickens out of my hands while listening to Kim and Kim singing to us. I love me some Kathy because clearly she understands the fucked upness that I cannot, I cannot get the thought of Kim Richards and her dinosaur claws sifting through that. It freaks me how. Um, Derek Hazleton said that instead of watching benefit rules, he would rather have Sonia Morgan demonstrate how sexy her Jay is. Nothing could be better than a sexy Jay. Oh, Lena. Lena is very similar to one we heard before. She would rather shave her face like a face and have Lauren Manzo give her egg salad facial. Remind me to talk about, didn't one of them shave her, shave his face on the show? He shaved his forehead. Oh, yeah. Tom shaved his forehead. What is that? I mean, you got, I mean, I think it's a few lessons from Caroline Manzo. Oh my God. It's true. He learned it by watching Caroline. I know. Um, let's see. Um, Edward, Edward Mitchum says he'd rather watch Danielle stop sex tape with her square tits. Wait, wait, I the best one. One of my favorites is from Taylor Hawking. Lose control of my bladder like a proud milieu. Anybody that brings up milieu, we love you. Proud. Lose control in a very proud way. Oh my God, Liz Moran, let George give me a squirting. Oh, George Bing. Um, uh, what's that horrible? George, uh, Aviva dress. Aviva's gross father. Um, I would rather, uh, Katherine Edmonds would rather hang out with Luan and a group of Italians. That's a good thing. That sounds fun. I don't know. Um, oh wait, Stephanie Mariner Gill said, instead of watching random pump rules, she would rather date Big Papa and then rebound with Walter hoping to snag a husband. Side bar, Walter is a homosexual, allegedly. Paula Jones said she would rather take etiquette classes from Marlowe. Colleen, though, this is a big on Colleen, she would rather bang Joe Judas. That's like a lot, Colleen. That's, that's not even funny. Colleen, that's not even bad. I have, I have, I'm concerned right now. Colleen, it gets her dark place. We might have to have an intervention with you, Colleen. Yeah. Uh, ooh, Sarah Levine said she would rather smell Kim Zolceax wig after she performed at the white bar. You don't want to do that, Sarah. I promise you. I promise you. Amber, we'll leave on this one because this is like a scary, scary thought. Have Faye as a permanent housewife. Do you really want Faye as a permanent housewife? Yes. I do too because she's, she's morally corrupt. She's morally corrupt and we hate her and anybody that can bring more hate to Kyle. I'm all for it. She's a chick with a dick, as Brandy says. Oh, that was a br, go Brandy. We love you, Brandy. Um, let me see if there's anything else that I want to talk about with Vanderpump rules. No, I think it was just that, like, I just really thought it was, it was really vapid and we have a lot of these shows. I come from Bravo, these young vapid people. But what annoyed me about this one was the way I think Bravo handed it to us as if we were just going to lap it all up. And you know what? I reject it. I reject it. We're going to watch it, but we reject it. So annoying. It was so annoying. It needs to be half an hour at the very least. Oh my god. I know. Those was half an hour. It made me miss, dare I say, Miami social, which was a piece of trash. Yeah. And it made me really miss. What was that show in Dallas? Most most most eligible Dallas. I love most eligible Dallas. They're just, it made me misadvised. Maybe miss Silicon Valley startup, Silicon Valley. I just clutched my pearls for all of you. I'm at home listening. It happens once a week and it's happening right now. Yeah, he's clutching them and he really is wearing pearls. I am. Don't you like them? So why don't we just move on? We could talk about Atlanta. Was there anything? Here's a thing Atlanta sucks. Atlanta sucks. Ronnie is not on this podcast right now, and Ronnie would beg to differ, but because he's not here, we're going to get real with you right now. Ben and I think Atlanta has been a complete snooze fest this season. Look, there is no doubt in our minds that Portia is funny. Love Portia. And she has dumb things to say, which we adore. It is not enough to fill the void of Shiba Shirei being gone, Kim's disappearance and the lack of true cat fighting. No chemistry. Marlowe is not there to even stir the pot. I'm missing Marlowe. That is fucked up. Because Kenya is so annoying. You know, there've been some moments this season, and you know, Kenya's gone with the win-fad list was actually an instant classic moment. It was amazing. That was great. I'm not going to take that away from you. For the ages. But Kenya is just so awful. And anytime I feel like a shred of sympathy for her, she does something like say, "Oh my God, you guys like today someone thought I was Beyonce." I'm like, "People just always think I'm Beyonce." Okay, she is 18 years older than Beyonce, so first of all, she looks great for her age. I'm not denying that, but just own that you're in your upper 40s. And that you look nothing like Beyonce. And that you look nothing. More importantly, own that you look nothing like Beyonce, or Solange. I know that you tried to shift that to, or maybe Solange. No, no, no, no. No, she didn't. Portia Jo saying that she looked like Solange. But Portia was the one who said, like, she's like, "You know, like, I'm sorry. You did not look anything like Kenya. Like, if anything, like, I'm sorry what these guys are telling you to get into your pants." And that's exactly right. People are just saying it's already getting to her pants. It's true. And guess who doesn't want to get into her pants? Walter. Is Walter gay, or does he just think she's crazy and he doesn't want to stick it in her and make a baby because then he's going to be trapped with his bitch for the rest of time? Is it possible that he just has good taste? Because Kenya is crazy. Okay. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. The man wore white Gucci high tops fishing. Does he have good taste? Check that. No. And no one on this show has good taste. Thank you. Not even Portia with her decorations from Ashley Furnissure. Oh my god. But look, I think Walter, I don't get a gay vibe. I get an in over his head vibe and he's just like, but he's like, I think he's a pussy. I think he's a pussy and he, and she dumped him, I think. But then of course he, he then told the press that he was paid the entire time. Right. Then he was paid to play her boyfriend and that, you know, made a storyline for her to have her on the show. But you know what? I really don't fucking care. Kenya can do much better and she should have locked it down with one of those like football players. And I'm sure she dated while she had the chance she wants to have a baby. So just go have a baby with the football player and stop hanging around with Walter, the tow truck driver. He is so boring. She is so boring. The only one that is trying to do anything is Miss Nini Leaks, who is a glamour by the way, if you didn't know, Bryce's baby's name is Brie, apostrophe Asia. Brie Asia. And I don't even understand that. Is it was, is like his baby mama's name Asia or something? It's like Brie Asia. I don't like it sounds like Brie cheese that came from Asia. I would rather just eat Brie and not watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta. What name is worse Briele or Brie Asia? Brie Asia. Are you kidding me? Anyway, you guys, Nini was packing up her Louis Vuitton. She and Greg are back on this week. We didn't do a little gossip section at the beginning of the show, but Nini and Greg are back on. They have rekindled their romance and they're going to get married again. But do any of us care about Nini moving to LA? No. No one cares. No one cares. And no one cares about Greg. And no one cares about, well, Brent is very nice, but no one cares about Brent. No one cares about Bryce Shawn. No one cares about Brie Asia. No one cares about anything going on in the Nini Leaks household. Do we not care what's going on with Nini Leaks because she was such a horrible monster bitch last season that we are not getting, you know, we're not letting her off the hook? I think that's part of it. I think so. I think she's actually been a lot better this season, but I just don't care about her anymore. She's jumped the shark for me. I just can't let Nini back in. Okay, so I actually watched the new normal. I think it's okay. I do not think it is the best new show, you know, the best news to come of the year, but I'm watching it. I kind of have some issues with Ryan Murphy, some stuff I love, some stuff I hate. That show is not doing well in the ratings. I do not know that NBC is going to give it a second season pickup. If that show goes away, does Nini move on with to another Ryan Murphy project or does she just slum it back and become a full-time cast member of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and have nothing else to do? You can read all my thoughts about this in my new column in the magazine, "Who the fuck cares quarterly?" Okay, because I don't give a shit what happens in Nini's career. If her show tanks, I just don't care. Do you know what? Do you know what? As a result, I'm going to say something crazy right now. I think ATL needs a fucking full-on redo. I think they need to fire everybody and they need to start fresh. Atlanta has a lot of other crazy people. Oh, keep candy in Phaedra. I don't even know about that. Candy and her man, like I'm happy for them. I love me some candy. I am bored. Yeah, no, they're boring, but I don't know. I think they're trying. I think they should be the holdovers and get rid of a clean house with everyone else. And I think that Nini, here's the crazy thing of Ben, Ed Lima had their highest ratings like ever this weekend. I know, I don't know why. I have no idea why. It's not good. Listen, here's the only way that Nini can get back into my heart, is if she shows up on like a celebrity apprentice again, because I love Nini on that. Oh, fighting with Star Jones. Yeah, that's where I like Nini. That's where I like Nini. But right now on Atlanta, it's just, it's boring. Can we like move on to the show? Let's move on. Let's move on to Shah. The sunset is so much better. I'm obsessed with Shah's. Stop. Well, you want to go back to me, Joms? Yeah, we almost, that was my fault. I railroads. You jumped to, I went to Atlanta. We were supposed to go to Miami. Okay, before we pop back to Los Angeles, Teranjolas, excuse me, we'll take a southern swing and go down to Miami for the second part of the Miami Housewives reunion, which was spectacular. You know, I absolutely love both of these reunions episodes. I was like hanging on every word. I loved every fight. You know, sometimes the fights sound on other reunions feel boring. They feel just like, oh, shut up already. But this one, I felt like, oh, I loved every second of it. A great season. Miami is putting Atlanta to shame and it is right up there with Beverly Hills, if not better. I think it was better. This is the season that should have come out of the gate originally. It's a shame that it didn't, because this was a fantastic season. And I have no idea what's crawled up Anna's butt. Anna has become, she needs to go to Shut Up Mountain. She has become such a bitch. And I had a dream the other night that I was, that my mom was on the cast of Real House House of Miami. It was very strange. But I thought your mom was going to be on the working women of West Chester. No, no, no. My mom was never going to be on that. My mom just told me about that. But, um, but, uh, my mom was on the cast. And I remember he was sitting in the reunion. The readers about to start. And I told my mom was like, Mom, what are you doing here? Don't you know that like everyone's gonna be saying like really nasty things about you. Like, why are you doing this mom? And I was like, huh, what? And then the reunion started. And then like, did Anna attack her? Anna tried to attack my mom and it cuts to my mom and my mom was asleep. Let's sleep on the couch be like, huh? I thought you were going to be rosy in the background and you were going to run out and stab Anna. Oh, Anna, listen. So the gossip that someone posted, I think maybe Michael Cook. I'm not sure. On our Facebook page was that Leah and one of her blogs were actually called Anna's Daughter, socially awkward. Right. And that's why Anna was fired up. And I guess Anna's ex, this guy, that the guy with the greasy hair wrote, I guess he wrote the whole thing. Caroline in the city. Yeah. Dale from Caroline in the city. Yeah, exactly. He, he wrote this whole thing on some site and he broke it down. I read it. Yeah, I read it too. And I'm trying to remember, but basically the gist is that Anna was, they both were furious that Leah was saying these things. That's why Anna was coming out of her and Anna was trying to debunk Leah's charities and had a whole binder of paperwork. Which did not make itself appear from behind a pillow like we've seen on other housewives reunions. I love that. However, you know, we haven't launched The Lost Footage, which is airing tonight. So we'll talk about that next week. We really hope this binder is surfaced. However, we still fucking hate Anna regardless. And no matter what paperwork she surfaces, we are team Leah Black forever. Yeah, because even if she had an issue with what Leah said about her daughters, how about Anna? Instead of just like being like passive aggressive and snottie and taking really like saying nasty things, just say listen, hold on hold. Well, just say this like Leah, you know, I have some real issues with you because you said this about my daughters and I didn't think that was very fair. Why don't you do that? Instead of just being a stupid bitch and starting these fights. Oh, Anna, I could not believe how much Anna drops. She was the best, not one of the best, but she was like the one that everyone did smart and nice. And she proved that the cameras did not pick up how she truly is, which is an awful horrible person with a stick up her ass. Yeah, and then we had Alexia, Alexia came on. Okay, so when Alexia came on, oh my, first of all, what was she wearing? Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs and black lights. Where was this Alexia last season? You know, last season, she was like just a nice boring woman. This time, this season, she's been like fiery. She wasn't even a full-time cast member this season. I will say this, you know, we've seen a lot of housewives be, you know, bumped back like Camila's now friend of housewives. Alexia guaranteed full-time housewives season three. Because she has a wake for her son. And you know what, I think she's a good mother. I do too. I don't care that one of her sons likes to beat up homeless people and that he loves homeless people. He loves homeless people, though. He loves homeless people. He was just acting out. That's just all he was doing. That's it, really. I loved when Andy, so when Alexia first showed up, and we posted a photo of this on the Facebook page talking about it. So, Andy said, "Okay, everyone. Now I want to welcome back. Alexia, hey, Alexia," and they cut to the wide shot. You just see, over Alexia's face, just a giant TV 14 bubble, and all these are boobs, boobs and a bubble. Boobs and legs. That was perfect. That was correct. Well, they are bubble heads with boobs. Yeah, I mean, we need your face. Alexia. She went after Dr. Corent Sierra DDS hardcore. Oh, she always loves going after her. And I like this favorite line. I was like, "Okay, I'll let you talk. Now I get to talk. Okay, this is not a, this is not a two-way dialogue. Okay, you spoke. No, I speak. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're not saying it with enough oomph. She springs it, and she loves a pointed finger. I know. If Ronnie were here, you could do it. I'm just doing a half-baked Ronnie impersonation. You know, I'm a little upset that you didn't even try one candy burrus when we talked about Atlanta. Okay. Just give me five seconds of off candy burrus. Well, Riley doesn't like it when I, when I, when I bring people, Riley, you like them when I bring people around. Riley, why do you want me to bring people around and they go away and you don't like them? Like, what's the point of that, Riley? This is your best, Riley. I feel like I'm getting closer. You're getting there. A little closer. We have probably seven more episodes of ATL, so you're getting there. Riley. Riley. Riley. See, why don't I bring anyone around? See, why would I bring anyone around, Riley? She always goes up and high. I'm trying to work it out right now, and I'm like in a, I'm like in a workshop right now. It's a fraggle. I'm workshopping the, the voice. I like it. I like it. You know what? We should probably open up like a housewives of workshop here in Los Angeles. Boys. I honestly, I really, I, there are only a few boys that can do what I feel like with authorities. Reza. Thomas. Thomas. You can do Leah. I can do Leah. Leah's an easy one. And, and Martin Lawrence Belard. And I can do, I can sort of do what's her face, Lily. Those are real, those are my real house, you know? And I tried to do the other ones, but I, I know, everyone, I know. I know. Ronnie doesn't much better. I'm aware. I'm aware of this. Are you guys still listening out there, by the way? If you are, you are listening to Watch What Crapin's the best podcast on the interwebs, and you need to follow us on Facebook, backslash, Watch What Crapin's, follow us on Twitter at What Crapin's, and leave us a goddamn positive review with five stars on iTunes. Okay, back. So back, okay. So, Alexia was on, she was hilarious, and she claimed that her son loved homeless people, which I do think Alexia is a good mom. I don't think her son loves homeless people. I think her son, he's a pothead. Let's, let's say that guy, for season one of Miami, he was gorgeous. He should have had a modeling career by now. And the fact that he's not modeling shows that he's, he's a lost soul. Well, he's probably going to be in jail. Yeah, for punching homeless people. I do feel really bad though. I mean, Alexia did go through a lot of issues. Yeah, I love Alexia. She stepped away from the limelight in order to take care of her son. She is a good mom in that sense. Look, teenagers can be bad. They can, you know, especially if they have money, they go out to the world. A lot of bad influences are out there. It's not all her fault. I am not letting her son off the hook. What he did is heinous. But I'm not going to say that she's a bad mom. All right. And then speaking of mothers, Elsa also came on to the pot. I wish on the podcast, I'm to the reunion. How amazing was it that Andy pulled her to the front of the couch and make everybody fucking shift it down? Uh, deservedly. You know, Elsa called everyone out. You know, she called out Joanna for saying something and that is calling her a whore or the devil, the devil is worse than a prostitute. Yeah, that was great. And then the best part is Karen was saying something and the best line. I'm not talking to you number three. I literally lizzed my face. That was a stony. And then also, I bet you that Elsa doesn't even really fucking know her name. I'm not even kidding you. She called her number three. And then she told Andy that you can either have good looks or you can be smart, but you can't be both. And she's not looking for a man. Yeah. And Andy was like, had that smile on his face, like he sort of wasn't realizing like it was kind of a diss. Kind of a dis Andy. Then, the thing that also made me sick, Karen, then was kissing Andy's ass and was like, oh, Andy, but you are both. But you're both Andy. Shut up. Dr. Karen. Fucking shut up Mountain. You fucking fake dentist. Was there anything I had to like Marisol? I don't know. There was some, there was some more Rodolfo stuff. There was some more stuff about, you know, the texting between Anna and Rodolfo there. Oh, yeah. And you know what? Nobody really cares because everybody knew that Rodolfo was sleeping with everybody. At the end of the day, we hate Anna. We still love Leah. I thought Leah, I thought Leah defended herself very well. She opens things. It was character assassination. She stood up a lot. She squashed like a chicken. I love what she said. How fun is that? Exactly. But don't you see her one? She doesn't like she's pumping her chest out and she's like fucking her wings. She really isn't a chicken. She's like a rooster. She's like, going for that. You know what I'm going to do with these allegations? I'm going to tear them down. And I don't blame her. Yeah. No. And then, and I liked what she said at the end. Oh wait. You didn't. Anna said, you got to where you were because of laying on your back. That's how you made your money and you sold cosmetics out of like the trunk of your car. Yeah. Shut the fuck up, bitch. You pretend that you're a fucking cook and a lawyer. You can't even keep your fucking man. I don't see what's wrong with anything that Anna's, that anything that Anna's saying is wrong. Like, it's just, it's bullshit. I always think it's funny on these shows. Like, for instance, when the women got on there and say, oh, well, they just, that person just wants attention. They just want, they just want to be on TV. Like, what the fuck do all you guys think you're doing? You know? So, there's all, all tons of hypocrisy. The reality stars. I think Leah's the only one who keeps it real, to be honest. And Adriana. So, swallow Adriana. I love Adriana, but I'm concerned because I love Adriana and Leah as a combo. Adriana hates the fact that Karen and Leah are okay now. Like, it's a buggy mission out of Adriana. But Leah says, look, I'm not, we're not like close friends. She's just like, I'm fine with her, you know? And she said, she felt like she was bullied. And, and Leah was like, the man of shit that Karen had to deal with from these, from these other women was ridiculous. Yeah. I mean, it was, it was, I mean, it was really funny when they were supposed to have like the piece meal, like Alexia's house. And they all get there. And it's supposed to be where everyone comes to terms. And it became like just everyone's talking about everything they hate about Karen, and then when it kept, my Karen tried to defend herself. That's when Alexia was like, no, no, you don't get to talk. You think this is a conversation? No, we're telling you what's wrong. We're telling you. Okay. You can live out your master chef dreams. When you find a professional on Angie to tackle your dream kitchen remodel. Connect with skilled professionals to get all your home projects done well. Inside to outside. Repairs to renovations. 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These women are ruthless. I would say don't rock the boat. It's fucking great. I can almost see Marisol being a friend of it. I can see Marisol getting the most but she doesn't do much. Even though she's in this fight she doesn't do much. Andy and the whole executive staff at Bravo is too smart to let Mama Elsa go. But I think they could still get Mama Elsa. Or maybe Lisa could be a friend of. Maybe. It's a big kiss. I have a hard time imagining adding anyone onto it but you never know. Crazy things happen. They got real charade. That is true. RIP charade. Okay we already talked about Atlanta because it sucks. Let's move on to the Shahs of Sunset which is secretly my favorite Sean fucking TV. Shahs is great. Big deal this week. There was actually a few things that were happening. My favorite part which I will tell you I felt so awkward watching this and my skin was crawling. Reza had a breakfast little brunch. Asa MJ Mike came over. Reza and Asa who are the tag team right now which I'm sure will change in a few weeks. They told Mike if you want to sit on a combo on this vacation you have to uninvite Gigi and he did it on the fucking speaker phone. It was shocking. I thought it was actually a bitch move of him to do that. Why can't they just be adults and just be fine. Because Reza is a 38 year old adult. He's not an adult. He's a 38 year old child trapped in a horny teenage day body. He is. No he's not in a horny teenage gay body. He's in a horny adult body. He's a horny teenager stuck in a young age man virgin body. He does not have a teenager's body. No he does not. No I thought it was actually pretty vile. I mean I'm not giving Gigi anything here. Gigi is a mess. She is terrible. And I wish the best for Gigi's extensions but that being said it was a bitch move. Just go and just get don't be in her face or whatever. Well it's also you know like Reza can say what he wants to say but he seems like more of an asshole because Gigi was the one that kind of got up and Asa's grill and was like I'm taking out my door knock her earrings. I'm gonna fight you. She was never gonna hurt Reza but Reza is the one that is making this shit go down. Reza is doing all sorts of teenage girl things this year. You know he he had that thing the past aggressive moment with MJ. He brought Mike in. He's looking at that. He's like he honestly is acting like a 17-year-old girl. It's pretty it's pretty vile actually. He's funny but it's funny. He should hang out with Stasi. That's what he does next B.F. He probably does hang out with he probably goes to sir. Like we said it's the Shahza sunset crowd. It is but I will say this you know for all of the shit that Reza does I still love Asa. She is my favorite part of this show and I love we'll get there in a second. This the final dinner party combo kind of got fucked up. Asa really as diluted as this woman is as much as she thinks she's gonna make money off of her music. She actually she might roll around in some spirit rocks with you know Mary Stalin Elsa. She has her shit calmed down especially when MJ and Gigi get up in her voice. She is calm of mind but she she's become a little bit of an asshole this season. I mean I still like her. I think she's a good person. I think she has good intentions and she wants the best of people. I do think she's sincere in that. She's obviously deluded but she she's a little bit of an asshole and because okay if we're gonna fast forward to that dinner party MJ was actually sharing. She really was and I do think that Asa and Reza were acting like Dixon. Like there's like like when Reza was like oh my god like this is like so serious right now. Like let's lighten it up a little bit. Like I thought like you know what like he knows MJ and he probably he should know that this was difficult for her. This is a big deal for her. So are you saying that the way she put what she did she essentially was like to my friends and my acquaintances and that's a whole that's a different issue. Okay well let me ask you so she was saying you know essentially Lili you are an acquaintance you're not a friend. It kind of came across big. It was cutting. However you know how dare I say this but I kind of agreed with Sammy. Me too. She was trying. I mean the fact that she was willing to share this even in front of an acquaintance was trying to bring Lili into her inner circle. I agree and I think I think that like I agree with that a hundred percent. I think that Sammy was right. I think she was trying to reach out. I think it was backhanded to say acquaintance instead of like friends and newer friends. She was a newer friend. There was a nicer way to say it. Exactly. And it was very much her mom to say acquaintance. Yes. And Lili though I mean Lili was right but she also should have maybe just held her tongue but but Raisa who knows her the best. Who knows Merced. Merced. Merced. Merced. Merced the most. You should have respected the fact that she was trying to actually share and and he and Asa were just being total assholes. They were about those assholes and on to what they put Mike on the spot with regarding GG and everything. Do you think that Asa was also an asshole for not showing up to the snacks with GG and Merced to discuss the issues? I think she was an asshole. I mean they were they were expecting her. She didn't have to show up. They were expecting her. I'm saying she didn't have to go to it in the grants from the things but she shouldn't have said she's gonna go and they're gonna wait an hour. She shouldn't have done that. That was that's like an asshole move. I'm sorry. Okay that is an asshole move. I will not let her off the hook for that but the funny thing is it's like everybody for the past two weeks has been talking about how much of a bitch GG is when she drinks. They were fucking guzzling wine. They were awesome. When they when they're there at Nikki Beach and talking about like how like oh my god like it's awful here ugly people. I'm like you guys think you're helping things here with MJ with her like hideous bathing suit. Oh let's talk about Lillie. I'm loving Lillie. I think Lillie is so on the body with almost all of her comments. Ben what is going on? What is going through Mercedes aka MJ's head when she does she have no fucking check that white bathing suit that showed her gut hanging out her ass cheeks flapping in the wind and her breasts hanging out the side and then she puts on even a skimpier red bathing suit. What is going on? And you can see when Lillie comes by and she's like she offers up a tunic. She gave us a teeny weenie bikini. She gave MJ a tarp. She gave her a tarp but you know what though? She was nice because MJ was like oh like you don't like my bathing suit. She's like no it looks hot it looks hot but like I don't know like where's your sexy one? Yeah where are your sexy bathing suit? Because you never know what's going to happen tomorrow. What she's a brilliant woman. Oh yeah I actually think Lillie is pretty smart. I like her too. I think she's perceptive and I like what she thinks they're all trash which she does. Every time she or every time Lillie is like an infessional she goes these people are disgusting and then she puts a fake gun to her head and blows her head off which I think is hilarious. And it's funny because Lillie has those big ass fake titties. But she's a lawyer. She's a lawyer. I think she's actually pretty smart. I really do. I definitely do too. And my parents approve of her. Well many guys. Many of you guys can. But I think that MJ you know in that suit like I know there's that perspective of you know good for her she doesn't care but man oh man a man. Did you not laugh out loud when um I think it was Sammy was saying like oh there's sliders out MJ better get down. Oh my god yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah down to the cabana. There's slides going on. I almost wondered if that was kept in for us. Like I was like but there's part of me that was like it may be someone on the show actually. Some producer of this show listens to watch what crappings and it's clearly taking notes and they're like insert sliders wherever you can. Maybe even overdub it. Because call back to the hills when I used to write hills recaps on tv gas and that was like like that was like the place like that was like the hills recap place. People would go and the editors people everyone on the show would actually read the recaps and somebody editors told me pepper things in for the recaps. Sliders now if only the real housewives of New Jersey would pepper in some more egg salad and fat face. Oh my goodness no but um yeah that I laughed out loud when he said that sliders MJ but um were you surprised that Sammy came back? No of course he's gonna come around. He'll be a friend of the show. Yeah he'll be a friend of the show. To be expected he was wearing the same exact app that he was last season. Exactly. Now there was I'm trying to think about the other like ridiculous things. We saw some sweaty penises on iPhones while we were driving from the airport to the hotel. I love to also Mike at one point said like he's like white people he's like white people you know they're weird you know they wear like fuzzy hats and speedos. I'm like listen don't get a twisted mic. Right. Okay so there was one dude there wearing a stupid fuzzy hat. Yes. White people do strange things but um if we're gonna we're gonna call it out I mean like did you see what you guys were doing there? Did you see MJ rolling around with like Reza putting a bottle of vote between his legs and spring her face with champagne. Like it was Golden Seaman from his let me I wrote a note what do I call this thing? The do-do-tall my do-do-tall do-do-tall my golden penis. There's there's it's not a coincidence that after every place that this group goes to on the show it closes down. They went to Wolf's Lair I loved Wolf's Lair. Closed. Closed. I know. I'm surprised that the me resort hasn't been closed down. Well I'm surprised that Cabo hasn't closed. I'm surprised that drug traffickers haven't taken over Cabo and shut it down. Oh my goodness um and then I guess the other story is that. Well wait wait wait what about Mike showing off his junk and vomiting in the bathroom into Asa and MJ wanted a front row seat. I actually thought that was oddly enough endearing because it looked very much like friends like the way Asa was laughing like a like a it was they do seem like close friends I'm like a lot of these housewives shows I watch just about to say you know that so many of these women are put together in order to record and we hear this so many times under you and it's like we told you not to record with her because you're not really friends. These Shah's are friends. I actually that's I think one of the best parts of the show is that they you feel like it's a real real friendships when MJ and when they had their they had their hugging they got over their fight like last week and they were hugging and crying you actually believe you believe it and whereas if you see Kenya and Porsche again to fight it's sort of funny but it's like it has there's no there's no repercussions and we know that and therefore we're not as invested that's how I feel. That's why like with Beverly Hills it works because you feel like there's a real dynamic with the group. Especially with the sisters too. Yeah and New Jersey when New Jersey is working it's it's the same thing but like Shah's I think that's why Shah's works so well and Gigi by the way Gigi and her sister I mean Gigi's extensions to me is like the most ridiculous entrepreneurial endeavor I mean is it more ridiculous than all me pretending to be straight oh you know that's the most ridiculous thing. I'm not gonna lie I think he's hot as fuck. I think he gets hotter and hotter. Oh my god I don't think it's because I maybe I think he's even so hot because he's because I know he's like he's got to be gay. He's got to be gay. None of us would have a problem. That's too fan beak. He's gorgeous. His jawline is a myth even though his hair is ridiculous. I don't care. He's he does have a swagger. I'm sorry he does. He has a swagger. He is hot. Omid does it for me. Don't get like even though I post that photo of him on our Facebook page with him looking super super gay. Don't get drunk. We want to ride that toucan Samby. He is he is crazy crazy hot. He is with Gigi however who is a moron who thinks that because she's in charge of Mark I love how many times the words marketing and advertising were said during the season Gigi is a fuck. She's the president of marketing. She's a 31 year old who's never had a job in her life. How the fuck does she know what to do and who who's dumb idea was to have her be the face of these extensions. Have Lily be the face more than Gigi. Have coconut be the face. Thank you Gigi. Okay if you if you have her be the face she she looks like a munchkin. She looks like a munchkin like a chola munchkin. That's not the face. That's not the face of an extensions. Okay you don't want a chola munchkin. The crappy award for best chola munchkin goes to Gigi. By the way did you enjoy the crappies? It was a mozzie. I wish I wish I was not like coughing up along the entire time. You kind of were coughing up along the however I have this feeling that next year maybe next December, December 2013 we might have to do this live with an audience. I'm just putting it out there. I agree and I wonder if people realize that in the beginning how I was the only one who had the list of the nominees that you guys did it. And then we're going to wing it? Yeah like I mean it was sort of like alluded to that had to be male. Making up the nominees as we go. And you were just like dying. I wrote that. I was like you were laughing so hard you sound like a bird. I was crying my face off. I thought the whole show was was hilarious and I was really glad and I loved also the part now we're just recapping our own bullshit. And people are still listening. But I loved the part because at a certain point like Ronnie you know his voice is the best. I won when he was going overboard and was like taking forever to get through every category. And we were both like maybe I think you said maybe not all the presenters come on stage for this. You're like moving on moving along. I mean look I get pissed when the Oscars roll over. Ours was going over. I thought it was I had so much fun doing that. I hope for the readers. I hope you guys liked it too. There was actually was not a huge amount of like there were comments there were comments but not a huge I thought there would be so many comments. Me too. I think everybody pretty much agreed with us though. Which is a good thing. Wait you were supposed to post the winners. I was supposed to post the winners. Okay I'll still do that. Final notes on Shaz. I love Gigi's sister and I want her to cut Gigi's face. Oh my god. Their dad is so he's oblivious. Hold on. I do not hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Do old-person men only drink yogurt drink. What the fuck. He you know he seems like a such a nice guy. And he has crazy funny. It makes me wonder what their mom is like. Oh who the fuck is going on there. What happened like because this guy is is this sweet quiet man. What is the mom. What is going on. You know that mom must be. We saw her last season. There was like a anniversary party but there's got to be a dark side for her. Oh my goodness. I want to say one other thing about Shaz before we wrap up quickly with million-dollar decorators. At the dinner table in Cabo, MJ was kind of acting a little bit crazy even though we kind of understand where she was coming from but Asa suggested that she was a pill popper. Right. It freaked MJ out. She called her a stanky bitch. You're vile lies. You're a fucking horrible person. I mean MJ cursed her the fuck out. Yeah. The preview for next week is awesome. It was the game night of Shaz. It was the game. Okay. Reza goes through MJ's pocketbook, dumps it out. Mike is going you can't go through a woman's pocketbook and he holds up a bottle. And what the fuck is it? Valium. MJ wants to say she's not it was Valium. And MJ wants to say she's not a pill popper. And then Lily was like, um, you told me you took an ambient before it got on the plane. And Reza is finding fucking Valium in your purse. Let me tell you right now. Valium is a lot more hardcore than ambient. Yeah, it's pretty hardcore. And she doesn't she look like she's on. You know, I actually feel really bad for MJ. I feel like MJ is in a place where like, you know, she's got this horrific mother. Her best friend is now wants to do business with someone else. She feels abandoned by her best friend. And now she has like being outed for she's probably on something prescribed, I imagine. No doubt. And we're not not prescription drugs. Yeah. And she probably doesn't want to err in that much out of it. And it's all getting erred. Dumping out her. Well, they're dumping on her purse next week and we're going to find some Valium in there. But again, but you know what? You know what? That's another example. Reza being a 17 year old bitch. It's a that that is a high school girl, bitch move. It's it's it's really mean girl. They're they're actually being mean girls. Ben transition mean girls. Lindsay Lohan million dollar decorators. Well, so as as some of you may know, Lindsay Lohan was on last week's penultimate episode perhaps forever of million dollar decorators. Catherine Ireland was her decorator. They were busy shopping for sofas at Christ right down the street from Earth Cafe on Melrose again in our hood. I was there today. Ridiculousness. Yeah, exactly. This hits really close to home. So I of course love million dollar decorators. And so Catherine, it was actually pretty uneventful basically. She just was also staged and bullshitty. And I love this show. You and I are like obsessed with the show. I don't think that anybody else like is obsessed. Yeah. This past episode though felt incredibly staged to me. The way that Catherine was so like walking on egg shells for Lindsay Lohan. First of all, Lindsay Lohan cannot afford to people. Your real clients are people in Bell, air and Malibu who are not famous that can fucking write you a real check. Yeah, exactly. And really nothing happened with Lindsay that episode. But but the the top rosy scared her man. They scared her. They scare her. Oh, we have to talk about this. Catherine goes over to her house. They're doing like estimates. They're looking around at different furniture. She asked look and this somebody on our post of this on our board in this exact thing went through my head. Catherine goes, do you think for your living room you would like an ottoman or a coffee table? And I'm like, she needs a fucking glass top coffee to do all that goddamn coke. Why do you think that? I'm not tough to ottoman Ben. Why do you think her bed was made of mirrors and it's given her fond memories of snorting coke. Snorting and snorting all around her. She can start coke at any angle. She needs to live in a glass house. She needs to live. She she just needs to live in a big pile of cocaine. She started problem. I'm sure she does. I will say this though. Lohan looked halfway decent on the episode. Her hair had clearly been blown out and she had been doing a juice cleanse for a week because she didn't look puffy. She didn't look as puffy. She still looks puffy. Her lips need to go down. Her lips need to go down. She needs to undo those lips. Could she do those? I don't know. I think that she's crossed until Lisa Renna, no Taylor Armstrong territory. Elsa. Oh god. Elsa Patton territory. So then the big thing is that on tonight's episode which has already aired on the East Coast is that Lindsay gets into a car accident and Catherine Ireland has to go running and someone on the Facebook page is like yes I know that when I get into car I said the first one I want there is my decorator. Pure ridiculousness and I think that Bravo we mentioned this a few weeks ago on the podcast. Bravo had to pull some shit together at the last minute because Lohan pulled out of doing the proper reveal so I think that they're making up this car accident thing. Look we know Lindsay's had a lot of car troubles and you know speeding tickets and DUIs and all that shit throughout the years but I think this was specifically made up in order to say she is not going to be at the reveal. Yeah it has to be because I still want to see how it turns out. Oh that's what I really tuned in for. The fucked up thing is though again Lindsay does not own this house she was renting this house so I think it's kind of weird like how much you're putting all this effort into a rental what's going on. I know well I'm actually also excited to see how my North Bloss told me that Napoleon's wife. Oh my god you know did I have to see how that turns out it's quite a dangerous one. What was the name of like the city or the tavern or something? It's like Chester Sherman. It sounded like he was saying Middle Earth but it wasn't Middle Earth. Well what I just can't I'm excited because the place did look cruddy but I kind of thought I had a weird charm to it. Oh it definitely did. He's going to put a zebra prince. He wants to make it a gay bar. He's going to put a he's going to put a big giant round zebra print ottoman in the middle of it because he puts that in every room. He loves a zebra. He needs to be sexy in here. I'm supposed to give him talking about sexy. Same with Lisa Vanderpump enough with sexy. You people are too old to be sexy. He probably designed her serve because it's totally his aesthetic. It's Marrakash meets. It's just it serves very sexy. It's a sexy unique restaurant. That's everything he does. It's like well it's rather dangerous prospect but in the danger is a certain sexiness that I love. Oh my god. I was ready to hang myself with my ascot. I haven't seen him in. I was sort of hoping I'd run into him at Fresh and Easy. Before it goes out of business. Before it goes out of business. A little before million dollar deck. One of them's going to go out of business. One of them are both are probably going out of business. It's going to last longer. Fresh and easy or a million dollars. I don't know. It's kind of sad. A million dollar decorators ratings are a little bit below what they were last season and that was already not so great. And you guys. This is an expensive show. They're going to London. They're going to be the only one in New York. They say that they're going well Martin clearly did travel but Mary McDonald a few weeks ago when they said she was in London or in New York she was filming in downtown Los Angeles. They're not fooling us. But they still have to send a crew or get a crew out there or there. India is not cheap. Unless it was paid for by whatever the Kings Road whatever it magazines. One Kings Lane. One Kings Lane. But did anything happen with James by the way Jeffrey Ellen Martin is creepy. Nothing happened with James. And his crappy stuff. I will say this. He designed a house in Antucket and I love the way it turned out. What was up with that creepy icy blonde woman who was clearly like I am the Candace Olson of NAMN Tuckets. She was such a separate what? I mean she seemed sort of cool but like she was she seemed like she was making vegan cookies and she just knows how she didn't flinch when he came in and was like by the way the budget's been tripled and she was like okay really okay. I know but you know what though I thought that house looked great and I have not loved what Jam has done and honestly I find him to be generally boring and also sort of snotty and he was like oh that's the thing his big challenge is like I have to make everything out of catalog like let's go to West Elm and have a West Elm commercial yeah but it was also like he was like shocked. He goes to West Elm with a blue lollipop he looks disgusting but he was like at one point he was like oh this couch is like he said something he was like can you believe it and it's cataloged like congratulations welcome to where you actually like you know catalog is already actually pretty rarefied. Let's also say that if you look in the restoration hardware catalog their couches are fourteen thousand dollars. Yeah catalog is nothing to be turning your nose up and honestly I thought this was the best thing that he did all season. Me too and I'm like maybe you should fucking go to West Elm a little bit more. Yeah I thought everything looked fantastic and I liked the little like individual things that picked up but then we spent what was it 14 ten thousand dollars on a bench. I'm sorry. I don't want to be this person that's like a boar that's like oh oh you call this art but like I don't see where the ten thousand dollars came from. You could have gone to CB2 or Creighton Barrell and got something for a bench like I do not buy it but I thought though the place looks fantastic. The place looked fantastic obviously except for one thing sorry. In the TV room he put down like these two Ottomans that were a little garish. They were garish yes but he's a homosexual. Yeah that's true and I can't you know I really don't like his his his attractive boyfriend because he pretends that he's a designer and he just stays around. He boss people around. He does one of those things. He's condescending. He does one of those things that we've all seen people in in workplace environments do. Somebody doesn't really have anything to do or no authority. He talks in a very fussy way like and flails and so we got it we got it he's like we have to do this we have to do this we have to this okay we really don't have a lot of time. He sort of like announces things that are already like he's the project manager when he really doesn't have the designs. He just likes to put pink everywhere. He likes to put pink everywhere and like brush his pretty marshy birdie hair. Well I'm excited for the season finale to see what happens in Lohan and to have Mary McDonald back. Exactly. We need Mary McDonald in every episode. We do not approve when she goes MIA but next week we will be talking about the real housewives of Beverly Hills. We'll have another episode. We'll have another Vanderpump rule as much as we are getting it. Wait here's the real reason why I hated Vanderpump rules the most. So because of things I was doing on Sunday night I didn't get to wash down Abby and I was busy all day yesterday and I finally got to sit down and it was like at 10 p.m. I started watching the real housewives and the truth is I you know I hit my wall at midnight. I was just too tired. I could have been watching Downton Abbey and instead I was watching Vanderpump rules and I was so mad for this podcast. I was livid. I could have been watching Downton Abbey. Well we will be watching Vanderpump rules again. I hope that you guys that are listening are watching it. You have to ride the crazy shit train with us. We don't want to be the only ones watching it. 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