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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch what Crap is. The podcast, that's about all that crap on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from BesideBlog.com. And oh, I hear some a smattering of applause. Where is that coming from? It's coming from a first studio audience. It's just us. And by us, I mean Ronnie Karam from TVGasm.com. Hi Ronnie. Hello everybody! And it's just the two of us this week because our third compatriot, is that even the right use of that word? I don't know. Matt Woodfield, he has been working around the clock with the Emmys and stuff like that. And I think he has passed out somewhere. Yeah, Matt is now too thin to be able to stay awake. Too late. His batteries died. And so, he totally ran out of fuel. He's like, "Can't eat another calorie. I should go to sleep." Yeah, now that he's my neighbor, we should have totally gone. I should have gone up to his apartment like knocks down his door. But we'll let him have his sleep. He's been working hard. It's just some housekeeping. You can follow Ronnie at TVGasm on Twitter. Matt is @lifeontheamlist. I'm @bsideblog. And this podcast is @whatcrapins. And by the way, you guys should really follow it because we actually have thousands of downloads and not to brag. But we have like 300 followers. So, thanks. Thanks for not following. On what? Facebook? Both. Twitter is really, you know, that's our fault. We should tweet more. It's our fault. And Facebook more, we really don't do anything. But you know what we do do is read all the shit you guys post on the Facebook page. And it's hilarious. You guys are honestly some of the funniest people ever. Obviously, you guys are like so funny. You guys are so funny. Oh good. We're already doing our gallery girls accents. But unfortunately, you don't know how to run a gallery. I decided that I am now going to call gallery girls "gar girls" because last night during the show, Liz came on and said like previously on "gar girls". So, I just call it "gar girls" now "gar girls". But we'll get to gallery girls a little bit later. We actually have a lot of stuff to talk about as usual. And we're going to try to get through it in one episode this time. We have Real House House of New York City, which was crazy. We have Real House House of New Jersey, which was frantic. Real House House of Miami, which I'm really kind of loving this season. It's so good. It's so good. And then of course we have "gar girls". And then Ronnie, do you have any gossip for us? No, but I did have a nightmare the other night. I don't even know what it was. But I woke up and I was sweating and I was just muttering shut up, Jill's Erin. So, Jill's Erin. So, I don't know what it was. But I think Jill's Erin came into my dreams and talked or something. So, Jill's Erin, stay out of my dreams. And please shut up. Was she wearing like a striped sweater and a little fedora and pen? Even see, I don't remember the nightmare at all. I just know that I was yelling shut up Jill's Erin when I woke up. Did your parents and all the parents in your town happen to like burn her alive in a little building and now she haunts your dreams? Oh my god, what do you think of Texas? I'm so this is night right now. We didn't feel Freddy Krueger in Texas. Oh, by the way, I'm in Texas this week. I'm laying in my bed at my mommy's house, yo. Yee-haw! At some when we get to Jersey, I didn't get to record everything my parents were saying as they played Canasta behind me as I watched Jersey. But I did write everything down. So, I'll read that off later when we get to Jersey. And actually, we're doing things a little differently this week because on Facebook, we asked what were some of your favorite memories or whatever from the week and a whole bunch of you guys responded. And it was great because half the stuff just goes out of my head. So, we're going to just sort of like use what you guys said as kind of like a, as like our little outline. And we're just going to go off of that from the funny points. And why don't we just start with Real House as of New York City because it was absolutely crazy. I mean, it's all that. Aviva has lost her mind. Has she not? Aviva has lost her mind. And she's just saying the same things over and over again. Yeah, I mean, I feel like it's now been probably about like four to six months since St. Barks. And she's still talking about the lack of the banner, the lack of the party. When will this woman be satisfied? She's never going to be satisfied. Although, I have to give her credit this week because she did the old improv trick of when you learn improv, the way that you're supposed to do it is you're supposed to say yes. And so someone says, oh, I got a car wash. Yes. And your car looks magnificent for the prom tonight. Yes. And my date is kind of a slut, but I'm not going to make out with her. So we don't, I don't get herpes. Yes. And, you know, you just keep going so that the conversation never stops. And if you have a totally yes handed this week and added a, you're a drunken, a horrible friend and an enabler to the entire conversation, which thank you. Thank you for adding something to that. Well, you know, it reminds me of like when Alex McCord went off her rocker, you know, like Alex was going so sweet and so nice. And then all of a sudden she became very like screaming at every single thing. But Alex just sort of seemed like this, this sweet woman who was pushed to her brink and she sort of broke and didn't really know how to control herself. But Alex was a nerd who was trying to tell off cool girls to keep her job on TV. Yeah. And that was really, that was sad to watch. Like it made me, it made me want to hug Alex, but in a place where no one could see me, so they wouldn't judge me. And then I could like push her over something like maybe on a bridge or something. Oh, you're so diabolical. You want to comfort her and then kill her? Give me a hug on this train track. Are you from like a like mid 90s Sharon Stone movie? I mean, that's what it sounds like. I say that only because I've got basic instinct sitting here from Netflix because I haven't seen it. No spoilers, please. I haven't seen it. I've made it 20 years without a spoiler. Don't ruin it for me now. It's in my hands. A club does it. She's the murderer. The chick from big love gene. Are you sir? But don't even okay don't even are you for really giving me a basic instinct spoiler when I told you I made it. You know what? You know what happened at the end of the sixth sense. Yes. You Ronnie, I want to hug you and then shove you off a bridge right now. Actually, can I tell you something what's funny is that I knew that there was like a lesbian lady in basic instinct. And I always suspected I bet as like I bet she's the killer. I could never take her seriously in basic instinct because I was like yeah, weren't you that lesbian who was the murderer and basic instinct or a big love. I mean, you're not making any more sense, Ronnie. I'm not your batteries are now dying as well. That's the thing that I'm stupid. So anyway, the point is this. Aviva, when Aviva is yelling at Ramona and Sonia, she does it from such a righteous point of view. Like Alex usually actually has a point, you know, but she just sort of gets it out in a really flustered way. But Aviva is like someone. Well, one of the one of the readers made a very good comment. She said, let's see if I can find. Oh, she goes. So this is from Maggie Shealy. She's one of her favorite moments of the week was Aviva accusing Ramona of staying out until 2 a.m. 2 a.m. Oh my god. The craziness of it all. It's like, shut up Aviva. What are you? You're out of town. You're staying out till 2 a.m. You're drinking. You're in a bathing suit. You're walking around. You're out of control. Ocean air. I mean, it is disgusting. You are sick. You have a problem. You're staying up till 2 a.m. You're two legs kicking crossing your legs like that. Disgusting. You think that for every leg you have is an extra hour. You get to stay awake. Well, the best moment obviously of the week that we're talking about is Aviva having lunch with Roma or breakfast with Ramona brunch or whatever. And Ramona shows up to this brunch wet with her sunglasses, which I love because there is apparently I haven't read it. Sorry, Andy Cohen. I'm not even auto-bullying your fucking book. But someone tweeted us that Andy Cohen has a chapter in his book about contract negotiations with Ramona. And then she sat there with the sunglasses on the whole time. Well, that's how you do business. You need to have a notepad, a notepad and some sunglasses. And that's how you do it. I'm sorry. That's how it happens. So that's all I could think of when I was watching her at this brunch. Like we were so tough Ramona. You know, the thing is this, you know, Aviva is a fucking idiot because she made Ramona look like a sympathetic person here because Ramona is not sympathetic. And the truth is that Ramona's problem is that she doesn't listen. Aviva starts to air her grievances for the umpteenth time and Ramona should just sat there like she said she's been doing all season and just listen and let Aviva get it out and just been like, I'm sorry, whatever. But instead Ramona was like, you are not the Aviva that I fell in love with. You are not the same person. Something happened. I want that Aviva back, you know, and then that sends Aviva crazy. And by the way, so Aviva goes on this whole thing like, like, I think you have a problem. You have a drinking problem. Like, I've only seen intervention once, but I've seen enough of these sort of after school specials to know that if you're trying to confront someone about a drinking problem, you don't do it in this like accusatory, angry way, you know. Well, you also don't do it in a place that serves alcohol. Generally, not a brush. Generally, you call their mom, you know, and their husband, like, people that they'll be humiliated in front of. And then you all humiliate that person so that even if they're not an alcoholic, they believe that they are and they have to go away for a couple weeks. You don't just go to brunch. It's the wrong way to do it, you guys. I just would never want to see Aviva as an addiction counselor because you just should berate them. Should be like Ruth Buzzy on laughing with like a little bag and slapping over the head, you know, like, stop the drinking, stop the drinking. Are you thinking of drinking? Do you remember what you told us that you did to your mother? Do you remember what you told her shame on you walking around? You are a sick woman. You remember Christmas time, you walked around there breathing same on you or two in the morning waiting for Santa. And you're disgusting. And you know, the other thing about Aviva is that when she tries to confront Ramona, she always sort of sounds like she is like an interrogator at the end of yet another like early 90s movie, you know, like, she's like, I bet you thought you looked real good next to her, didn't you? Didn't you? You probably thought you looked real sober next to Sonia. She makes you look good, doesn't she? Well, that brings me to the other point about this fight. Aviva is actually not wrong in what she's telling Ramona. Ramona is a drunk. Yes. She is a horrible friend because Sonia is obviously spiraling downhill. Yeah. Getting drunk, fucking getting fucked up the ass on TV, like in front of cameraman, at least you can see it. Thank God. She's acting like a damn fool. And Ramona is having her more and more booze and pills and whatever the hell else they're doing. Like, she is terrible. Aviva's kind of right. She's just such a horrible human being about it. Yeah. I mean, Aviva, the way the conversation should have been was, listen Ramona, I have concerns about Sonia. I think she's in a tough place in her life. And, you know, I know you like to have fun with her, but I feel like we're actually enabling a problem with her. That's how you say, you know, not like, oh, and she's in a tough place and you, you make her look so bad, you know. I bet you feel good about yourself now, however, but it's calling you an alcoholic. So you find a bigger one to hang out with. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? I have found the murderer and she's in a sea. Don't you with your girlfriend was like me? Don't you? That's the only, that's the only place I can think of when I think, or that's the only thing I can think of when I think of don't. Now, of course, the other big thing that happened was that after this whole brunch, Ramona had a fundraiser for like, abused women. And, and so Aviva gave all this money for the charity and instead of mailing it because, quote unquote, the thought never occurred to her, she sent her a pervy dad to deliver the check. Did you think this was a smart idea? Of course not. I mean, what the hell is she thinking is going to happen? I mean, at the very least, he's going to grab someone's tits. At the very least, George. So she's sending him up to a party of all women knowing he's going to be a ledge at a woman's abuse party. Okay, you know what, before we even get to the father part, Sue believes, and I'm so sorry because this is now officially a pattern with me because I don't believe Taylor Armstrong either, who officially believes that Ramona Singer, I do not believe that an abuse victim would be talking like that about abuse. I mean, she's comparing abuse. She's like, oh, well, I can't believe somebody would talk to me like that at my party. I was abused as a kid. I don't need to be abused now. Oh, really? So some weird old man that you barely even know asking you to apologize to his daughter is the same thing as being beat up as a judge. What are you talking about, Ramona? Like, how are you? And as you see, I sound like a Viva now. We talking. Oh, I bet it makes you look like a real abuse victim, doesn't it? You get up there with all these women who were abused. So you look less bruised. Isn't that it, Ramona? Isn't that it? You are sick. You are sick. You say that you say he's the abuser. You. It's you who's the abuser. Detective of Eva has figured it out again in case closed. Well, I was watching this episode the other night in here in Texas with my cousin Jenna. And she's like the sweetest little angel ever. She's so nice. She never says mean things. But man, when these house wife comes on, she turns into a raging seaward. And, you know, during that whole thing, she was because Ramona kept making these comments like, oh, everybody, can you believe that Aviva was so mean to me? I was abused. Like she kept saying I'm abused. Abuse victims do not do that. Right. I don't know if you've ever known one, but they're not fucking assholes like these people on these shows who are just using abuse as their latest way to get airtime shut up about being abused. Liars, all of you liars. Well, clearly, the one who is the most abused at least emotionally was Aviva because she's got this pervy ass dad. I mean, clearly she has these issues with her dad and she's just channeling them onto Ramona or whatever. She's like, you know, her her need to be this misperfect and prim and, you know, proper is probably a reaction to the fact that her dad is so out of control. I mean, so Erica Pete's our listener, Erica Pete said, Aviva's dad said incest is best. I would put myself up for adoption even at the age of 50, if I were Aviva. I can't imagine. Could you imagine your parent making it say incest is best at the beginning of the episode? He and Aviva were like in a store and he said to Aviva incest is best. Oh my god. Now, the other thing he said is that he's got this new girl who he's like, it looks just like you Aviva, except she's black. And Aviva is like, oh, great dad, real great dad. That's just great. And she's like, you know, you know, I don't have to hear about like every girl, you know, I just want to know about the one that matters. And in my mind, I'm like, that is so subtly racist, you know, like, he's like, oh yeah, I'm dating a blacker. It's like, oh, great dad, real great dad is black. I mean, that's what that's what the message was. That's what she was saying. Yeah. Did you see that? Did you pick up on that? No, I don't think I saw this thing because I don't remember this and it sounds delicious. I can't believe I don't know any of this at half incest is best. I would remember that because I'm loving these and that our family reunion, all the cousins wear the t-shirt that says incest is best because there's so much intermarriage. I would have definitely remembered this thing. Yeah, no, it was, I think the very first scene. And I'm lying about this seed, Ramona, you're making it up to sick. Sick Ramona. It makes you look better, doesn't it? To make up these scenes? Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, Ramona, feels good. The rush, the rush of fooling someone, but I see you. It's on that chair. Another thing we learned about why Aviva is such a horrible, horrible human being is watching how her father goes from person to person trying to stand up for Aviva. Right. And basically deriving people for being me to his kid. And then, you know, well, she has all Ramona said. This is Carol. Well, from what I hear, Ramona was saying that Aviva's phobia was not being with her husband. He's like, well, a phobia is not with a husband. It's not being able to fly. It's not being able to go upstairs into a building. It's not being able to watch balloon animals being made. It's not being able to use public water fountains. It's not being able to cross the street without stepping on a crack. It's not, you know, I mean, it's like going on, listening all her shit. Like, we should all feel so bad for Aviva. You know what? She wouldn't be so fucking neurotic if you weren't such a terrible parent. What were you doing the whole time she was growing up? Sorry. No, that's enough. I learned to stop myself because I've really paved her road to hell. No, that was, that was my fault because you're just about to make like a punchline. And I interrupted and it's like that worst time to interrupt someone because I killed her. No, it was perfect because it wasn't a punchline. It was like a slow descent into hell. Well, you know, here's the thing. I kind of liked that George was defending his daughter because he knows that he's a dad. He should defend his daughter. But the problem that George has is the same problem that Aviva has, which is that they make these... They're ugly as sin, God bless them. Well, there's that. And then they also make these cockamamie arguments based on shit they never saw. Aviva, going back to that brunch, she starts talking about the things he's dancing on the table tops, and Ramona's like, "Oh, it was you. I know it was you." That's like, "What?" She's like, "You weren't even there." She's like, "Oh, but I heard it's a small island. Like, what is Aviva like going out, like, gathering all the information?" Like, the bus boys at the restaurant were telling Aviva that they were dancing on table tops. Yeah, what sort of... What was the other thing that Ramona was like, "What? What are you talking about? It doesn't even make sense." When Aviva accused them of spooning naked together in bed, Ramona was like, "What?" And Aviva's like, "I saw you." Well, you know what's funny? I actually believe Aviva on that one. I think she probably... If she saw them, she saw them. Like, I would believe that Ramona does not remember getting drunk. Yeah, because someone else said that, that they were naked together and they slept together one night. People, someone said that in their diary session or whatever. Why is Aviva getting all high and mighty with these girls when Luann has like sex with Johnny Depp and gets off scott-free in the Aviva book? Well, Luann would get shit, but unfortunately for us, Aviva needs somebody on her side. And Luann is pretty much the only one solidly on her side. The other women are like, "Shut up Aviva, already. Shut up!" But Luann's like, "Oh really? Oh, well, I have a wonderful fundraiser with lots of microphones. I'd love you to come by." What a remote story. You know, it is actually hilarious how transparent Luann can be when she's trying to get dirt on Ramona. Oh, what did she say? Oh, you can't let her say that to you. Oh, no, definitely don't say that. Oh, tell me more. I'm just slowly turning her into Luann's from Gallery Girls. You know, Carol was the only class act as usual. She's like, "Ah, let's get to the elevator and get out of here, George. Come on, George. I felt bad for George. Ah, he's just a horny man." By the way, listener Katie Evans said, "Can we please talk about the mini lies in Manelli that was at the fashion show with Ramona? That's what I said to you." I know, me too. Someone's going to get hit in the head with the vodka bottle. I'm so glad that Katie Evans wrote that because I would have forgotten to mention that. And that was so true. I was like, "Why is no one talking about lies in Manelli is here? She's right there." Again, I was sitting there with Jen and my sweet little cousin and that woman came on and both of us at the same time went, "Whoa!" A horrifying face. And then there's another woman who I will bet you money becomes a housewife. Because it was her second time there. It was that scary looking blonde woman that was standing in extra Ramona that's always on Ramona's side about everything. She's like an extra right now, but I'll bet you she comes on the show. Yeah, I'm sure. Well, there are any time, any of these women who go to these things, they're all angling to be discovered and be put on the show. That's the truth. Well, we have to talk about Sonos. Yes. Okay, this is another scene I missed. So I must have just started this like 10 minutes late. Okay. What was with Sonya, because I remember from the previous week before, Sonya having the conversation with her ex-husband trying to get money, what happened with that? It was actually, it was interesting. This was one of those moments where we saw more of a human side of Sonya, which I appreciated. She came back from the negotiations and she was really looking forward to sitting down face to face with her husband, because her ex-husband, because obviously she's still in love with him. And she thought that they could like start building a friendship again. And she went into this negotiation for the settlement and there were in separate rooms. And it was, I think, shocking for her. And she finally realized this guy doesn't even want to look at her, doesn't even want to see her. And she was pretty devastated by that. And she didn't get like any money. And I, you know, I actually felt bad for her. You know, as much as she is a mess. And she's got a toaster that smells like a vagina and a vagina that smells like a toaster. At the end of the day, she's still, you know, she's still a human being and... You can't be mad at the scent of a BLT. There's just no way that you can dislike that scent. You can't, you know, you can't be mad at the smell of musty tulips, you know? You know, sometimes if you smell a fermented lemon, you just have to have some empathy. Yeah, sometimes you smell like a butt that sat on a can of Febreze. You just can't be mad. God bless her. Little badgy badge, toaster badge. You know, okay, this is where I came in to the scene where she was taking down his picture. And she called like archival specialists. Yeah. It's like, what are you putting it in the fucking... It's going to lose. Yeah. Listen, here's the thing. I get that her ex is a morgan and everything. And his painting was blurred out, which is kind of funny. But based on the crappy ass painting of her with Mulu, these paintings are not gonna be worth shit. Okay? Of course not. And I love that his painting has grayed out. Like he won't even love him. Let her look at him in a painting. He's not getting over there. Not even in a way to be able to see him. Just this big blurry thing moving out. She's crying. First of all, how pathetic. I hate when people have those giant pictures of themselves in their mouth. Yeah. My mom got my sister and I painted when we were little kids. And we both look fucking miserable because we had to sit there like literally it was like 1920. They're like, sit here for six hours while we paint you. We look miserable and my mom used to make us both have clobbings. It was like babies. I'm like really bad sweaters. And she still has that shit hung in the house and it's mortifying. I put blankets over it when I come home. Yeah. I just, like the whole thing, you know, I'm just moving out. All the drama going around is getting his paintings out. And then someone said Jennifer Vodka, listener Jennifer Vodka wrote, "Sonia clutching onto the countess while her horrible portraits were removed to go into quote art storage. Bitch, you know, we'll be seeing those paintings again in a future episode of storage wars. And that locker will go for under $300. The only, the only thing they're going to pay for those giant frames. The frame is worth it. Jennifer, that comment, I think may have been the funniest of the day. I have to say, that was funny. And then, and then on the same note, Robert Pesta said, "I love when they pan up at Sonia's house and you can see all the shit stained carpets." I also, I also began to question where all these interns come from. I feel like she keeps them in a closet under the stairs somewhere. They creep me out. They're in the, they're clearly in like a crawl space that's been flooded with Hurricane Irene damage. I just want to find the Craigslist posting that's like calling for these interns. Like what are these people getting in return? What are they working like? You're $20 million in debt. You were, don't buy an 80 year old man who probably doesn't even have a working penis. Your face doesn't move and your best friend is one of the most annoying fucking monsters in New York City. What are you supposed to learn from it? You can't even just a fucking belt. That's like, looked on your website. It's a cautionary tale. You learn what not to do. Sonia's school of not doing things like that she does. I always like, it's like the psychology kills museum for Scientology. Did you, did you see the part Ronnie when Sonia was saying how like she needs, she needs to keep, she wants to keep this house. It's like her chut, like she wants to keep the house that her children grew up in so that way they could sleep, they could sleep well at night, you know? And I was, it's sleeping well with shit dripping on there. Exactly. That's because from Hurricane Irene. That's exactly what I was gonna say. I was like, uh, I think she probably people up better if you're in at least like a one bedroom that at least had like functioning ceilings, you know? I know. How are the kids gonna sleep if they're not worried that the ceiling's gonna cave in on them? How are they gonna sleep without the fluttering of bats to get to lull them to bed? How are they gonna sleep if they're gonna have to share the bed from that girl from, that girl from Connecticut that I hired to work for free for Emma? How are they, how are they gonna sleep without like a steady trickle of rusty water on their noses? You know, once you get used to the sound of flies buzzing around your head, it might. It's really hard to sleep without the buzzing. You know, I find it's just, it's just very easy to fall asleep when you're in a room that smells like gym socks and toothfish. You know, if you're on a bathroom, if you're on the toilet in the bathroom and it'll flush every time, I think they're gonna get a little spoiled. Yeah, you know, I personally find it very comforting when the rat comes out of the toilet to say hi. Then I know my friend is here and I'm not alone. I can't contain you because I still have smokers lungs. When does that go away by the way? Smokers lungs? Yeah. It's been almost six months and I still have that trailer trashing where if I laugh too hard, I start coughing. What does that stop? Maybe it may take a little longer. I'll talk to doctors. Oh god, fuck doctors. They just keep putting me on SoulLoft. That's our answer for everything. I'm like my hand hurts. He's like, here's some SoulLoft. You're taking me on SoulLoft? All right. Well, you're still alive, so that's good. All right. Well, you know, you may be coughing, but you haven't killed yourself. Great. Great job. And meanwhile, you're like, oh, I bet you think you're a real medical doctor. You're in a hospital. I bet you think you look real professional now, don't you? Don't you? I'll bet you want me to take those pills so you can look real smart and sober. Don't you? Don't you, doctor? Well, I'm not playing that way, doctor. Trying to make your voice sound strange. Another highlight of the episode, which I didn't even think of, but Maggie Shealy said she really liked when Heather asked Aviva to walk in a fashion show while the land was standing right there, totally waiting for an invite. That is so true. But you know, the land was like, well, you know, I do have some modeling experience behind me. So she just didn't ask me because she knows what to be pregnant. So I totally understand. I don't want to be falling over. So, you know, this is natural. I wouldn't ask someone with two gorgeous legs either. Dolly, I think it's great. It'll be a great exhibition of showing that you can actually walk places. Even if it's just down a plank. It's a great way to show that you're just as good as me. No one would ever know that you're totally handicapped. Oh, man. Will that fight at that art show or that abuse? What was that? That fashion show for abuse, anyway. Let's get together and show off how many bruises we don't have on our arms. Everything's going to be sleeveless and cotton. What the hell is this? Who does this? These women throw a fashion show together whenever they can. They're just like going to supermarket and they're going to have a fashion show. I kind of miss Alex's little Brooklyn art show or fashion show. I just miss Alex forcing them all to go really far for no reason at all. She's like, come to my birthday party, come to my kid's birthday party on Roosevelt Island. I know. She's like, oh, guess what? I'm going to have a housewarming, but we're going to have it in New Rochelle for no reason. It won't even be at my house. We're just going to have pictures of our garage. It's artistic. I'm trying to think of anything else that happened. I don't know. I mean, you know, Carol was Carol and Heather is one. I'm looking all right. The season finale is next week. It looks like it's going to be a total shit show. I'm enthused. I'm ready. I feel like this season is ending on a good, on a high note. I think it is too. And at first, I thought I saw that it was ending soon. And I thought, how is this possible Beverly Hills isn't starting until November. We can't lose Jersey and New York. And then I remember they have like 18 reunions. Yeah, a million reunions. So anyway, why don't we go on to New Jersey? Is there anything else you had to say about New York? No, but while we're transitioning because they were showing a commercial for Beverly Hills. Yes. I love that they recut that commercial because the first one they showed last week looks so boring. It's like Lisa Vanderpump being pushed on a swing by Ken. Yeah. And she's like, Oh darling, this is so fun. It's like literally like a 10 second shot of Lisa on a swing. Like, what the fuck is this season going to be? And then Kim doesn't even talk. Kim Richards doesn't even talk. She's just like, what smoking a smoking cigarette through her like her broken like nose job. Yeah, not even talking. I was like, this is going to be a miserable failure. And then this preview that they're showing this week is Brandy is losing it. And then they show Brandy with her Dino from the Flintstones. Yeah, yapping at everybody. And then Adrienne's like, this isn't good. Wrong choice, Paul. Yeah. So I thought, okay, this is going to be good. Now I'm finally excited for that shit. Oh, I'm excited. And I kind of actually, I'm really excited by the fact that Brandy is an official housewife. This is the first time that a ancillary character has made it to the real, to an actual housewife levels. That's really cool. Is that true? Yeah, I don't think there's been any other housewife who's just been like a side like a friend of the housewives who's become a housewife. But Brandy is so, everyone loves her. And she's so polarizing that you really can't just have her as a side character. Well, I mean, she told off Kyle who's like the, you know, the little star of the show. Yeah. And she really let Taylor have it. I mean, wow. It's gonna be great. I'm so excited. She's more horrible than I am, which is impressive. So God bless Brandy. God bless Brandy, you should come on the podcast because you would love it. You might, you know, well, what they're all saying is that she's a raging alcoholic. So I'm sure we can get her. I always see her because I do these catering things. And I see her as an employee. So I'm sneaky. So maybe when they all wait till she's drunk and falling down on the ground. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're totally shut. That's the plan. Okay. So let's go on to New Jersey, which finally ended. And it was basically like one long, it was like a one big shit show. And it was all based on conjecture and assumptions and conspiracy. Well, I think we should start with the fact that we've all known about this episode now the entire season, because this as they showed us in the, at the very end of the show, this was what they were all talking about in the last reunion. So this night happened before they taped the last reunion. So how much of this shit even happened after the entire season happened after the fashion show? No, I think, no, no, I think the whole season happened leading up to the fashion show. This whole, the whole season was going on while the previous season was airing, which is kind of funky. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. With the price of just about everything going up during inflation, we thought we'd bring our prices down. So to help us, we brought in a reverse auctioneer, which is apparently a thing. Mint Mobile unlimited, premium wireless. 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So let's recap on the craziness that happened, which is that they were at the posh fashion show, which always goes wrong. And this guy who's like the New Jersey, Howie Mandel shows up and is like, "Oh, Melissa, oh, nice to see you again." And then Teresa says, "Oh, my God, my hot, my hot, my hot's beating like this. My hot's beating like this." It's beating 500. It's beating 500 again. So then Melissa goes to the bathroom and Melissa is like, "Who is that guy? I recognize him, but I can't place who he is. Who is he? I don't know." It's just such bullshit because the minute that guy came up and said, "Hey, remember me, Melissa?" She didn't, she looked disgusted with this guy, like, map the guy. She didn't look like, "Uh, yeah, sure." She'd look like, "Fuck, yeah." So I don't believe it. Stripa. Stripa. So then the conversation starts to go in this annoying way where Teresa says this guy said that Melissa was a stripper, but Teresa's like, "But I didn't believe him, but I didn't believe him." And then Melissa gets mad, and Melissa wants to call Joe, and then Teresa's like, "Don't bring jokes, and there'll be a fight." And then to me, it's just sort of like a blur of ridiculousness afterwards. And then somehow it became that Teresa was in on this setup. Oh, because the cameras caught the guy admitting that it was a setup, right? And then on top of that-- I was saying it was Teresa and Kim. He said, "Teresa and Kim want me to, well, this girl is a stripper, and Teresa and Kim wanted me to call her out on it or something." So leading up to, by the way, and up to this point, Melissa was annoyed about this guy, but she was still like, things were still like pretty much under control, right? And then what happened was there was a friend of Caroline and Jacqueline's who started texting them all this stuff. Who we all know from listening to this podcast and reading stupid housewives and shit on the internet, that was actually a producer named Kat, who has since been fired, who was texting them all at the table, telling them exactly what to be pissed off at. Yeah, meanwhile, Kathy was like, "Oh, I love this steak." Kathy was so out of the loop in this episode. It was hilarious. She had no idea what was going on, and she was right there. I know. But even Kathy gets ignored by the producers, but she's like, "The salad was good." She was. She's like, "I can't wait to see the canolies. The canolies made of canolies." I can't wait to see my mother's recipes for canolies to come out here because they serve me. Oh, my mother's cookies. My mother's cookies. Hey, hey. They're serving my mother's Cuban roast pork. Hey, what a lovely centerpiece. This is my mother's. This is great. I love all these fashions that they're showing. I love seeing my mother's old fashions. This is great. What a wonderful day. What a wonderful party. I love watching my mother strip. Oh, sorry. Okay, so. So what happens is so Caroline starts getting these texts. And rather than just like spudding out as she likes to claim that she does, she then shows it to Melissa. And then that's when Melissa starts to flip her shit. And that's when Melissa starts to be like, "Oh my God, I was set up and then at that point, it was just a fun." Well, Melissa is so stupid. Okay, then Melissa starts getting riled up because of Caroline, but then goes outside. I mean, this went on for the whole hour. This stupid spot went on for the whole hour. And she's outside. And she's saying, "Well, you know, and then this guy comes up and then I think it's Jackie who tells her, oh, it was Teresa." And she says, "Well, you know, it was a setup. And I know that it was Kim D. I know that Kim D was a setup." And she said, "It's a setup." She said, "I know it's a setup. It was Kim D." And she says, "No, Teresa." And she says, "No, I know it was Teresa." Like, she didn't know, but she just like, she didn't put two and two together, I guess, and just like started flying off the handle because Jackie told her to. And then Jackie acts like, "What? What did I do? I didn't say anything. I just suggested that Teresa set it up this whole time on blah, blah, blah, because one of my friends heard at the bar that this guy said he was going to go over there and embarrass her, which we don't know if that's true. We don't see that part." So, so stupid. But I really like that you keep on referring to her as Jackie, as if you guys are like, "Gal pals." Jacqueline is three syllables, and that bitch does not deserve that extra syllable. She does not. An extra four seconds of my time. A personal highlight of the episode for me is one that Lauren Karapuchi Gordon mentioned on her Facebook page, which is that she loved how Kim D said that she runs with the big boys. What big boys does Kim D run with? Like, she like hang with Armani or something, or she has a big blower. She's like, "I hang with the big boys. You can't mess with me. I hang with the big boys, Joey." Like, what is she from like a jazz commentary movie? Everything's one of the mid 90s from me today. Oh my god. Hey, I run with the big boys. I'm Kim D. I run the posh fashion show. I'm going out to Paris. Going to Paris Fashion Week, and I'm going to eat a hot dog and a vendor. A hot dog and a croissant. I run with the big boys. I love stupid midge. This was actually kind of a letdown of a season finale, because we all knew what was coming. And we really, especially from seeing the previews, we thought there were going to be these huge fireworks. Yeah. And what ended up happening was the bald guy was like, "They're going to fucking kill me." So he left. Yeah. He probably left him immediately. He's $50 stipend for the day and got the fuck out of there. Yeah. And so all this stuff that was supposed to center around him, Teresa's like, "Come on, let's confront him, Melissa, so that he can tell the whole world that you're a stripper." And Melissa's like, "I'm not doing that." So Teresa goes out to start yelling at him so she can get her ending. I mean, Teresa's so see-through. So the guy is gone. So that's a big fail. So then Melissa goes out. She calls Joey to come over and get her little midget husband to kick this guy's ass. Joey shows up too late. This guy is not even there anymore. So Joey's just like pacing back and forth. It's like a little midget ape huffing and puffing to nobody, just a bunch of curse words that don't even make sense. It was just all a huge fail. Caroline's waiting by the door of the fashion show for Teresa to come out. And she's ready to punch her and start screaming at her. Well, Teresa never comes out, so that never happened. Lauren's walking back and forth with her finger up her mom's ass just saying whatever she wants to. Well, Teresa never comes. I mean, everybody got just totally stumped in this. And meanwhile, Teresa's in there signing autographs to people who weren't even asking for him, you know? Rebecca Wheeler made a, she made a good point. She says, "It was pretty classy when Lauren was talking about seeing the model's twat. Like Caroline Chern knows that a reason." That's true. I mean, like, that's like, that's actually probably worse than anything that Teresa said with Lauren being like, "I can see her twat. I can see her twat. Well, you don't want to know about what we can see on you, Lauren, okay?" Okay. Well, I think that's actually a perfect segue into what my parents said as I force them to watch Jersey. They're just getting drunk playing canasta at the table behind the chair that I'm watching the show on, okay? And I told them I was taking notes on the show. Okay, my mom, these people are sluts. That's the first out of them we're on the table. "I see your twat. Come on, Ronnie." No, at the part where Melissa was saying, "It's not even a strip club. It's a bikini bar. It'll be warm and kinks. My dad just started laughing his ass off. I didn't stop for a good, like five minutes." Oh. Look at that dress she has on. My god, look at my fake boobs. You like my fake boobs? That was Teresa's horrifying dress that she was wearing in the diary room. These people are real supposedly disgusting. And then my dad, what's the cameraman doing in the bathroom anyway? I was thinking the same thing. Oh, how does she know his name? Oh, this is when Melissa's saying, "Oh, I don't even know who that guy was. Who was that guy?" And then she's like, "I don't even know who Alejandro is." Yeah. And he never gave the name, so that was a pretty good mystery solved. Yeah. My dad, did they handpick the ugliest women with the most makeup that they could find? And then Kim D comes on and he went, "Ah, she looks like a man." My mom, "I can't believe people give a rat's ass about this, at least on my show people kill each other." That's a great line. Oh, let me see. Some of these, I can't read because I was just writing. Oh, I think this was Kim D. She said, "A woman looks like a pet ball." Oh, and everyone was saying, "Set up." Oh, she set it up. She set it up for my dad, guys. I don't know if you've all considered this, but you're probably all being set up. That was very wise for someone who never watches it. And then the final line is someone said, "I'm about to have a nervous breakdown." And they both at the same time said, "We're about to have a nervous breakdown." God bless you, guys. Good job. Well done. Well done and well read. It's so funny. I guess parents just don't understand. They just don't get it. But meanwhile, I had to sit through Law and Order SVU and talk about rape and murder for an hour. Much less fun. Yeah, much classier, guys. Much classier TV. Well, I'm sort of glad I did not see this episode with my mom because my mom would have just... Well, my mom has such low tolerance. I forced her to watch the episode of Real Housewives of New York City. I think it was the one where Aviva was got to the island and was yelling at Ramona and Sonya. My mom could not have looked more miserable than if she was thrown on a pile of razor blades. She was so unhappy about it all. And she was like, "So this podcast that you do, you watch these shows for the podcast, or do you actually enjoy them?" I'm like, "I sort of enjoy them." She's like, "Why do you do this podcast again? Is it paying you anything?" Your mom is so classy. My mom is like, "You're going to go talk about this with two other people and record it. I'd rather be raped and murdered." Your mom is like, "Classac." My mom just gave a whole lot of disdain and then just sort of passed out. My mom was like, "I would rather go to sleep and just pretend this is all a dream than to know my son is watching these shows." I'm going to go back to Dreamland where you're a doctor married to a lovely young lady. Yeah, I'm going to go back to Dreamland where you went to a really good school and actually did something with your life afterwards. Not went to good school and then watched Real Housewives of New York City. So funny. So the end of New Jersey, basically, you know, the little, the little, where are they now? Things. Basically still no one's talking to Teresa and Teresa's a horrible person. And then the next one said, Teresa looks like a monkey. And then the next one said, "Why is Melissa's hairline all the way in the back of her head now?" Melissa has male pattern baldness. She does. So Melissa. Yeah, I know exactly where she can go for some help. It's called "caface." Fat face. It could be called forehead fixers. Caf forehead. Well, it didn't say anything about Caroline having a radio show, which I thought was promising. Yeah, that's good to know. Kathy did sell her cannolis. You know, I had to say it said she sells a cannoli kit and I would like to actually purchase that cannoli kit or have it sent to me for free, ideally, because like I said, I'm not doing anything with my life. So I don't have money for a cannoli kit. So I'm not perfect. Someone's mother's cannoli. Yeah. So I was happy to hear that from Kathy. Kathy cannoli. I would like to know more about Caface or Caface to know how it's doing. And also, by the way, we should mention how at the end of the episode when Melissa and Joe were driving away, how Joe was yelling at Teresa and Melissa was like being like Lady Macbeth and being like, say shame on you. Say shame. Shame. Say the word shame. And I love how he translates that. Hey, fuck you. What happened about my wife? My wife ain't no stripper. Fuck you and your stupid face, face, face, dumb face, stupid boy. Shame, shame, shame. You don't have to live another line of coke, you stupid whore. Say, no, say shame. Yeah, she's like, no, just same. Same on you. Same, same. Fuck you, whore. I think we have one final thought on Real House House of New Jersey, which also comes from Lauren Carapucci Gordon, who says, anyone who thinks that Melissa being a stripper is worse than her being a reality and pop star, which she didn't really finish the thought, but the sentiment is, yes, a stripper would actually be an improvement on her current state. That's for sure. Yeah, you know, it's like I said last week, the woman is writhing around on the floor and bikini and a thong to try and sell a stupid album on the iTunes. So I don't really understand why that's so much better than being a stripper. Just admit that you were a stripper. And Jackie, you admit that you were a stripper too? Well, well, next week, we have the reunion where that stuff all comes up. And on top of that, Teresa, so what happens is Andy Cohen, this is in the preview clip, Andy Cohen asks Teresa if she thinks that Caroline raised her kids well, and Teresa's like, no, I love the kids. I love the kids. They're great. But if you look at Caroline, I mean, she's got like three roles of fat. And it's like a total like nasty non sequitur. And I'm so excited to see it. Well, for Teresa just forgets her sentences, you know, what she meant to say was, but Caroline's got three roles of fat and she spent the whole season calling her daughter a pig. Right. You know, like finish your sentence, Teresa, write it down on your hand or something. I mean, poor thing is like, she has decent points. She just has no brains to make these points. None of them have any brains. But Teresa, the thing that bothers me the most about Teresa at the end of the day is that she truly doesn't think she's ever done anything wrong. And I feel like the other women, at least there's a minor sense of culpability. None of them think they did wrong, but Teresa really is psychotic. I mean, she just has no, so just keep repeating the same thing over and over until people say it's true. Yeah. Well, so let's move on to Miami. Speaking of psychotic. Yay, Miami, Miami. Nice job, guys. They're doing a great job. I hope people are watching it. I get the sense that people are not watching it because the first season was so bad, but really give it a shot, everyone, because it is good. It is. We already had our first awkward moment of the season, which was when Adriana forced some sort of confrontation between Anna and Anna and Karente. Oh my God. Adriana is so crazy. She's crazy. Last year, too. But this year, it's just so funny. It's like, what did you say about the guy? Are you sleeping with the guy? No, he's just texting the guy. Oh, he texted at you. Well, he didn't tell the other. He is. No, he's dating the other girl. Let me bring her. Come here. Come over here. Someone's lying somewhere. Crazy bitch. I mean, well, this Karente, which by the way is Karen and cunt, makes me it's like a hug where someone will stab you. Yeah. She looks like the biggest bitch of them all, by the way. She's an evil woman behind that smile you can tell. She is. And I love that her response to that whole thing is like, well, you know, I don't need to bring myself down to the level of some slut, which is not what she said. But you know, he's very childish. I don't want to talk about it right now. You know, he's going off to the airport. I mean, well, Leah, by the way, I love when they cut to her, she's like, well, either he was texting her or she was texting him or she wasn't texting him or she wasn't texting her. And I don't know. I had it all very entertaining. I'll tell you back when I was young, yeah, it would have had to be writing letters to each other, and then you would have had more proof. You could ask the postman. Was he was he sending posts to her? Was she sending posts to him? I mean, what was going on postman? You remember postman? How fun was that? And then to wait for days for someone to find out what you were thinking about, I'm not just a, not just a second. And then when one happened, not change everything. Oh gosh, stamps are 45 cents now. No wonder no one communicates anymore. You know what I say about the post office, tear it down. The place stinks. Who, why is this place so stinky? The post office tear it down and put something else up. You guys stop using horses. You got to stop with horses. You got to take down the post office. Here's what you do. You bill out a shack, you put a fax machine inside it, and you invoice someone. Now fax machines, those are the future. When you're getting something, you hear a beep. Now that's offensive. If someone was making those sounds that you're man, you'd really have a reason to beat them up. What is that? You know what I love to do with my fax machine? I love to fax orders to artists and have to make giant gold alligators and put them on my wall. How great is that? I love supporting the arts. Did you see the giant gold alligator that's on her wall? No. Look, it's when she's doing a diary, which is when she's doing a confessional, whatever the interview, if you just look in the background, you'll notice there's a giant gold alligator that's like life-sized, that's hanging on her wall. Like her, her place is where a pop art goes to die. It's like, you know when you see the actual, it was like the opposite of art-bozzle. It was like, this was like art-mozzle, okay? It was just like, this is like Chachkis and like crappy art that you see and like flea markets that you just hope gets burned on some barge at the Pacific, but instead it like makes its way to her home and she's invoiced everyone. How fun is that? Oh my god, you've given me Smoker's Cop. I'm sorry, I love Lee. I love Lee so much. I really wish, I wish more people who would watch. You know, then there's also this stupid bitch, Lisa, who's the, oh wait, let's stay with Leah for a second because my favorite part of the episode was their watch. Lee is sitting there with her young son, who by the way, has already been mortified in a painting. She's already painted him. Do you remember that painting that Anda Glassie's not the son? Oh, that's right. Same art like a creepy little wooden doll. Same artist as the Sonya Morgan collection, I'm sure. Totally, totally. Like in the 80s and the kid wasn't even born in the 80s, but she's sitting there watching the trial that her husband is defending John Pittman, who is this really rich guy in Miami who was apparently always driving around drunk and finally killed somebody. I don't even know the whole story. I don't want to get into it because you never know who you could get sued by. But she's, they're watching it on TV and he's like, Mom, what did he ask her? He's like, what did that guy do? Is he drunk? And she's like, oh no, you just have one drink. Who's an accident? And he was so stressed out about it. That's when he had more drinks. My friend, Waffle Boy, who's one of the writers at TV Gasm was like, isn't that the job to entertain the fans? Like, that's the same. Did this black person get the defense off of Real Housewives of New Jersey? I know. So that was a great point. That's totally true. Yeah. Well, when she said the thing, she's like, wow, this guy's a very good man. And it was one time as a night. There was an accident. Someone died. I'm like, you can't just like gloss it over. Like, if someone like happened to leave their purse behind or like fell over, like, no, she kiss. I'm sorry. Like, well, he's a very wealthy man here in Miami. Everyone loves them. And you know, he went out one night now. So once dead. And they're trying to crucify him now. I mean, they're crucifying it. And I loved her story of, well, you know, one time I was on jury duty and, you know, later I started getting letters and, you know, then I would hear tapping on my window and realize it was Morse code. And, you know, it was the lawyer. It was the defense lawyer out there. And I haven't stopped talking since. Oh my God. I love her so much. Like, I love, I'm so excited for the episode later in the season. They showed them previews. What did she say? She says something in her super sing songy voice. She's like, these women are crazy. These women are ruthless. That's what it is. But she's sort of like, not only does it just like jazz hand, she like sort of like jumps in front of the camera to say it's just like the most amazing moment. A little head, a little head shake. Like, I love, I feel like Leah would come on here and just talk about everyone and just like laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh, yeah, she would. And who was saying, Oh, I saw, I think I talked about this last week. So stop me because I do inherit a lot from my mother and one is drunkenly slurring the same things over and over again, even when I'm not drunk. But I saw a couple of the women on what what happens last week. And Anna, the kind of chunky one was very mean. And everything that Andy asked, she was like, Oh, well, Leah's had plastic surgery. Like, damn it. I hope that I can't wait to see that. Yeah, that'll come out. I was via plastic surgery. So this girl, Lisa, she, she didn't really do much steps out. She she's trying to have a baby. Good luck with that. She probably had her husband probably just like revamped her womb to like a little matchbox car or something. And by accident, now she has babies. But that's a blow up Mariah Carey, who calls her that? I think I call her that. Oh, yes. You put the blow up dolls with Miami was your hilarious. Yeah. And Candace put on the page that girl looks like the bloke. Where's the Mariah Carey? Yeah, no, she does. But so she was talking about like she's like, my husband works really late hours. Like sometimes he doesn't come home until seven p.m. You're so stupid. And then, and then of course, I think actually the funniest part of the episode was when Elsa went into Marisol's office to like cleanse it. And all she did was like walk around and throw rice at girls. She's like, you want to be married? Yeah, I think so. And she might spray them in the face. Like, I had I couldn't help. I wonder if this was just an elaborate joke. I mean, it was so good to see was even laughing at one point. She just asked that girl a question and threw rice at her face. That was hilarious. It was. Hey, you want to get me any? Hey, it's very small positive in. I want to get find you someone who's educated rice is for positive energy because it is good under beans. Doesn't that kill pigeons on the easily weddings? Yeah, but you know what pigeons are dirty. So she's cleansing. She's cleansing the space from future pigeons. That's true. Um, I, uh, listening, I thought I forgot what I was going to say. I was going to say something about Elsa, but it doesn't matter. The point is that Elsa is hilarious. And, um, God, I love her. I love her so much. Oh, you know what it was? It was that the end of last episode, she like faints and it's like, Oh my God, what's happened to Elsa? And then this episode they're like, Oh yeah, by the way, she's fine. Oh, okay. She's like, I'm okay. I don't know what happened to me. Maybe I was standing up and then I was laying down on the floor. Marigold. Oh, Napoleon. Meanwhile, then Joanna Cooper, I'm just trying to go through this quickly since we're running out of time. In fact, we're probably over an hour. I wasn't tired. We're way over. So don't even worry about that. Uh, I wasn't even timing my bad. Um, but then Joanna Cooper didn't do much, but, um, we did get to see her boyfriend shirtless, which was very nice. And she complained about, like, settling down and all that bullshit stuff and her sister's annoying. And, um, Oh, well, we're going to get to see her lose it, which I'm so excited for. Oh, yeah. That'll be, well, this will probably, this podcast will be released probably on Thursday. So tonight, when people are listening, I'm so, the promos have been making me crack up all week long. It's, what is Joanna saying? At the end of every promo, it's like a little clip. It's like, you're having the ultimate tantrum. She just freaks out. I love it. Um, I've wanted to say one thing about Elsa, because, I mean, we don't really talk about her as, as much as we probably could, because she doesn't really have drama. She's just really hilarious, but I can help, but these all the time, like I'm doing it to my little nieces, you know, because I'm here in town. And I was with my Meemaw and Papa yesterday, and I was doing that impression. And they're like, who is that? What are you doing? I said, oh, this is this old lady from Miami. And they said, oh, we don't get those shows, those reality shows. I said, you just have to take that character and put it with something that you like. For example, this forward that you sent me, because my Papa is one of those Papa's who's always sending forwards. Uh huh. Usually like super conservative forwards. So I put one up on my phone and I read it to him like Elsa. I did this pleasure of seeing 2016, the movie yesterday, but not in the way you may think, Marisol. You would think that as a former Obama fan, it would have been a right wing propaganda ville experience a waste of my time. It wasn't. It's not about taking over the auto industry or banks or any number of things that Obama administration done. Some of that may have been needed to fix these mess dot dot dot. I made him sit there. He's like, all right. That okay. That's enough. And I made him sit there and listen to me for 20 fucking minutes to get this forward. In other words, Papa's, stop sending people fucking forwards. We're sick of it. That's your revenge. You're gonna read them back in Elsa voice. Yes. Yes. And it totally works. He's never gonna send me another forward. Thanks, Elsa. Love ya. Marisol. So yeah, I mean, I don't really have any other thoughts on Miami, just that I what else happened. They went to see Adriana's boat and Mariah Carey is like, um, she's not gonna like it. Yeah, that's stupid. What else happened on Miami? It's okay. We can let's move on to Gala girls real real quickly, because I don't want to like force people to be sitting here for like three hours. It's not forcing. It's the digital age. They probably already turned it off. That's true. They can turn off at any time. No, I don't actually don't remember. I don't actually remember anything else happened in Miami. I mean, I watched it twice. It's just that there was that interaction and I don't know. I think it's it's been fun. I love that I love current. Like I still don't believe that she's an actual dentist. Like you see her like like giving like filling in a tooth or whatever. And then she gets at she takes off her her lab coat or whatever her doctor's coat. And then all of a sudden she's wearing this like vava boom dress. I'm like no dentist wears that's the office. I'm sorry. I love that someone will put it on her Facebook. That bitch isn't a high-powered dentist. She parks on the street. I think of that every time I see current. Yeah, current is going to be one psycho beach. And I cannot wait to see her blossom into the evil that we know is in that seed. So I actually I was pretty good even out of town of watching all my housewife shows. But I did not get to see gallery girls. I'm really upset. So you got girls girls girls girls girls. Okay, well previously on a guy girl. Oh, we go. Uh, previously on god girls they went on to my aba. Um, they went to op-op hall. Um, I know sometimes I want to do a pop-hop. Um, but they don't have any money for a pop-up. So I'm not coming on top. It may come in to build a pop-up farm. So, uh, in case you don't understand what I was saying, which is probably all of you. Um, basically what happened was the end of century girls had a pop-up. And at first didn't look like I was gonna do be very good. But then Amy really rallied and got people in there. And they're like, it turned out like really well. It was really exciting. But of course they still sold no art. And, um, they got a bill for $200 for Khan Ed. And Claudia started to cry because, um, they don't have any money. And, and Chantal had skipped out to go to Paris. And, uh, I, you feel bad for Claudia, because she seems like a nice girl. Um, oh, also Liz and Chantal and Claudia became friends. And what? That's huge news. How about that? Sorry. Well, the tension just kept on building. And Liz was like, a song comfortable. I just can't tell that anymore. So, uh, her, Liz's friend, Liz's friend on the club called Mackay. So she got bottle service and invited the girls to Mackay. And, um, they can't, it's called Mackay. Mackay. It's like, my, it's like, my best friend, um, Mackay. Are you home alone? I'm home alone. Mackay. My favorite movie growing up was Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. I can't play Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. Mackay. So she had a bottle service and invited the two Brooklyn girls. Yeah. And they got, they, they sort of like, um, addressed the fact that there was like tension. And Liz was just like, yeah, well, I was, I felt like I was always saying hi to you guys and you guys were mean. And so I stopped trying. And then the, the hipsters were like, oh, yeah, I guess we were mean. I guess it was our fault. And then they all were nice to each other. It was actually like a very mature resolution. Um, and then, uh, but what happened was, so Liz's friend on the, on this club and they got all these free bottles and then, um, Maggie's, Maggie was there with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's friend Brandon. And, um, and basically this guy, Brandon got wasted and they got kicked out of the club. And Ryan and Ryan was in charge of, um, leaving a tip for all this bottle service because Liz left early and, uh, they didn't tip after all that too. So Liz was really mad and was like going on, going off on this guy, Brandon and Maggie was at first, you know, they were like, oh, we're really, really sorry, but she kept on going on and on and on about it. And then Maggie's like, why is she saying that about me and yada, yada, yada. The point is this Liz and Maggie hate each other now. So, oh, okay. Well, yeah, I saw, I saw a little bit of that in the preview. And I think that everyone should hate Liz because she's an asshole, but I like her, so I'm glad that she'll get some more screen time and then we'll really get to see her bloom as an asshole because I saw and watch what happens a little bit better, um, a little more clearly of what an asshole she is. Like, she's really bad. So I can't wait for her to really be exposed and dragged across the cold, stunning little flower bloom. I don't know. I mean, I kind of feel like she's such a bitch and she's so like up front with being a bitch. Like, she can't really be exposed. She's just a bitch. And I kind of love that about her. Like, I understand why Maggie hates her. Like, I wouldn't want to be friends with her. But as a, as a TV viewer, I love her. I think she is hilarious. She's hilarious. She's hilarious. She's so hilarious on girls. The other news is that Amy's dad, uh, sold her apartment. So she's got to find like her own space and that and the other thing is that Carrie has to sort of decide between being a high class hooker slash chaperon or being a, uh, an intern. And, uh, yeah, end of century is going to go broke and the season finale is next week. So don't miss it. Oh my gosh. I'm so sad that it's almost over. Okay. We have two, two more questions that we can close with. Um, these were things that came across on Twitter and I'm really sorry, but I didn't write them names down. I suck at that. But one of them is, have you been watching flipping out? Uh, no. Okay. Jenny is marrying an obviously gay guy. That's what I hear. That's what I hear. Jenny, the guy is completely gay. Like he lists so much that he's getting spit on your face when he talks to you. The guy's gay. Okay. The guy can be care with the dicks sticking out of his mouth. He's like, he's like, Jenny, let's go see God girls. Yeah. He's like, for our honey man, we're going to go see the book of Mormon open and Las Vegas together. The guy's gay, Jenny. Gay men love you because you're really funny. And we know that you can put up with our psychotic asses because you've put up with Jeff for so long. The guy is gay. Don't do this to yourself. Don't do this to yourself. No. And the other thing was, what is going to happen on Jersey next year? Because obviously they cannot keep it the way it is. Something's going to have to change. No one has spoken in a year to Teresa. They can't keep it going with Teresa. So do you think that they're doing to Teresa what they did to Danielle, which is they all refused to do the show again with Danielle and daughter kicked off? Are they doing that with Teresa? I gosh, I can't imagine because Teresa's like too much of a star. I think at this point, they would sacrifice people like Caroline and Jacqueline, you know, to keep Teresa. I'm gonna just keep Kathy and just keep it in the family. Yeah. Or are the rumors true? And is Teresa going to get a spin off? Because that's a rumor. I have no idea. I think it clearly presents itself a challenge, but I guess we'll have to wait and find out. Yeah, watch what happens. You know, watch what crappin. That was the theme for divine design. Thank you, Candice. Oh, was it? I was just I was just whistling. I was making I was humming along. I thought we're improvising a song. I was like, Oh my God, Ronnie, we just made a song. I had no idea you were actually using someone else's intellectual property. Yeah, that was a Candice Olsen. Love you, Candice. Your design. Your totally is saying someone else's intellectual property. Yeah, I don't I can't be creative with this much in a row. It's many minutes in a row. Thank you, everybody. I love saying to us. All right. Yeah. So it's been like an hour and a half, right? So sorry, everyone for making it so long, but you know, you can always pause and resume whenever you want. You don't have to listen to one shot for crying out loud. Get a life. Good lunch, guys. Good lunch, everybody. We'll still be here when you come back. Yeah, we'll be here. It's like, it's like on P90X to say if you're feeling winded, press pause. And then when you're ready, press play because we'll be right here. And once you're done with that pizza, press play. Well, just resume. Yes, indeed. So anyway, yes. Thank you very much listeners. Thank you, Bravo. And thank you, Academy. It's been a really fun time. Hopefully, Matt will be among the living again next week. Yeah. And I guess we'll see you all next week. Yeah, see you guys next time. Follow Ben at beside blog. 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