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But Ben should be back with us next week where we will be discussing the real housewives of me Jami which premieres this coming Thursday. We also have Beverly Hills to look forward to in the coming weeks but today we're gonna be talking about St. Bart's drama, Real Housewives of New York City. We're gonna talk about Real Housewives of New Jersey which had an explosive episode as well. Maybe not so explosive. I mean not compared to New York. No Jersey was pretty boring. Pretty tame. Well we hate Carolina and we'll get to that in a few minutes and then we will wrap up with a quick moment with our girls, our gallery girls that you know we love them, we can't leave them. I'm still Team Maggie. We'll get there. We are all hating on Amy, poor tragic Amy but let's just start with let's go to St. Bart's. I mean we've been there for how many episodes now. We've been there for like 19 episodes. The housewives used to be this long. That's true. Right. The first season of Orange County I recall was maybe less episodes than the trip to St. Bart's. Yeah it was like Vicki going to the car wash. Yeah. That was the whole season. Oh code at Akaza how we miss you. Yeah this one has been crazy. It's been one of their you know three part trips but but don't you say the New York ladies do a crazy getaway better than anybody. They do yeah and even this group because this group has been so boring all the year and they've really earned their money this year I feel like. Well I feel like we should give them props because they've really tanked it and then suddenly they're they're putting out. It's true. It's true the first few episodes we were all incredibly concerned. I want to even say like four or five episodes in we were like this is the death of the Real Housewives of New York City. Around that time we had a special episode with Jill Zaren and we were all cursing the show to death. I mean you know Jill can't keep her mouth shut. What's our favorite line? What do you always like say about Jill Zaren? Shut up Jill Zaren. I was actually even saying that during this episode because it got so good that I could actually hear Jill Zaren in my head just throwing shit beating Bobby throwing the dog grounding the daughter just pissed off that it ended up turning out well. I know I got to say though that I do miss Jill on a crazy Real Housewives of New York City getaway. Well now you've got a Viva. That's true. A Viva is the the saggy blonde the saggy or blonde Jill. Okay well let's start off the beginning of the episode. I mean the previous episode I should say is when a Viva and Reed arrived from New York. Again this woman who can't fly on airplanes continues to fly on airplanes. It's clearly not that big of an issue for her. She is the fine gravity. She is. It's very adena Menzel style and you know what in the morning I was kind of hoping that they'd be gone but they were still there. Me too. This bitch keeps threatening to leave and she's she stays there. Get out. Leave. And then she actually has the audacity and I thought this was a joke for the first ten seconds but she was serious. This is a Viva. She actually thought that they should have made a banner for her arrival. Like I don't know if she's talking about like a dot matrix printout or if we're talking about like glitter but she thought that there should be a ceremony. She's not a fucking princess or a countess. Who the fuck is this bitch? Well yeah I love that she's like why aren't you thanking him for getting me here? You guys you should be kissing the ground. He walks on like fuck off. Get out of here. No one wants you. And not because you're again because you're an asshole. But yet Carol puts up with her. I don't know why Carol puts up with her when she. Viva is kind of the worst. Carol puts up with kind of everything. Carol's kind of a doormat. I think that if her face wasn't so stiff maybe we'd see what she's really feeling. But she's got that poker player old lady face where it just doesn't move anymore and you don't know what the hell she's thinking. And speaking of Carol she cried this week about the ladies talking about a plane crash because you know I don't know if you've heard. Her BFF. She doesn't like to talk about it. Except in her confessionals and every episode. Every time she's on the screen and in her resume. And on Oprah. That special episode of Oprah. Yeah so anyway during this episode I mean we had dinner parties from hell. We had but before that we even had we had a lunch. The lunch went to shit in about five minutes. And this is before the lunch we had that huge fight in the bedroom because Ramona started going off again today or this week about this was supposed to be a girl's trip. And how are we supposed to end with a girls okay so what's your take on that because I kind of would expect it to be a girls trip. Well she was Ramona was all pissed because she had heard of this couple's dinner and then she starts giving Carol shit and Carol lays on the bed to listen to her just get abused and Carol you know she's like what's the big deal we'll see you after. And it is kind of a big deal I guess when you don't invite some of the guests to be. But she's obviously trying to keep everything calm and keep a Viva from screaming at everybody and her face falling off and everything else has been going on. That should be her ultimate concern. But her her hot piece rust I mean she rarely sees the man I say if you're on vacation and you can see her man get get to business. Yeah bone the man. Yeah who cares about the women bone the man. But as long as he's just not there the whole time. Which was and I think he was very good about. No he wants to fuck her in the casino and leave before dawn. Yeah he doesn't want to sit around and listen to Ramona yap on anyway. Now read on on the other hand. Oh he's a lady he wants to get in the mix. Yeah so the girls were all fighting and then a Viva just happens to be walking by and a Viva can't just say okay drop it you know we're going to dinner sorry to Fenty let's just go. She also by the way doesn't knock. She just shows up in it. Look I hate Ramona but she just walks into Ramona's room. Yeah is that is that a problem or if something. Well if Ben and I were talking shit about you in my bedroom and you happen to be walking by let's say we're all on vacation in Fire Island. Not that I've been or want to go. And you heard us talking shit about you and it was my bedroom would you walk in to defend yourself or would you like of course. Okay. Well you're right I probably would put visy in in your drinks later and just watch you shit your face is off the whole rest of the trip. That's what it does. You would have poisoned me. Not to death just to not to death. Extreme dehydration. Yeah I would ruin your trip and then I would take the wallets out of your pants and go shop. I was gonna say you're not gonna get much but well with the both of you. Okay. Maybe I can get the your parents credit card instead of both. I'm sure Ben has this his parents credit card. I don't have my parents anymore. I'm just playing. Ben love you XLXO. So you're right there was a fight that erupted before the women even got to lunch but then at the lunch it just got worse because at that point Viva won't shut the fuck up. I mean they really found a woman who's as annoying as Ramona but without the accent. But here's the thing well that's true she doesn't have well she has a weird accent she kind of has like a fake Madonna accent. She does yeah she does have a fake. And it's like you're from like Bumblefuck New York. Yeah you're from like Yonkers. Yeah so thank you. I got the crap. This woman though she actually believes all of the crazy bullshit that comes out of her mouth. You know some people are clearly on this show and are trying to buy themselves a second season or you know an additional season by acting full on crazy. This woman truly is really fortified that people aren't just enamored with her. And we've seen it before we saw it when I mean the children with no legs from a few weeks ago like she lost her goddamn mind and couldn't get that crazy train back on the tracks and that is happening week after week now. Yeah well poor Viva you know a commenter pointed out in one of the recats of the show that a Viva lost her leg very young and suddenly have the whole world being nice to her. And so she's been spoiled and I that's it's kind of heartless actually to say that loud but it is true it's like everyone's been kissing her ass and now she's met a bunch of people who don't give a shit. And she's like oh but my leg it's kind of rock my leg. Yeah it's like babe that was 67 years ago drop it already. No that's true. But okay so at this lunch you know earlier in the episode Heather was not clued into this whole date night situation and then Heather finds out about you know the double date with Russ and Carol and Aviva and her husband and she loses her shit too. Everyone's losing their shit at this lunch. Carol's getting upset about small plane crashes and go shopping before the lobster even arrives. Heather leaves to go have a siesta on the beach you know before they even pay the bill. No man's off fake French talking to people who don't even know French. Okay. She's like oh bonjour a little deal. Le croissant le croissant. How I love Le Croissant. She loves Le Croissant. She loves Le Croissant. Okay let's just address this though. Luann is still talking about the fucking Italians that do not exist. Yeah. When is she gonna drop it when they get back to New York and Ramona spills the beans on her jock? Well I don't know I mean she did say in the preview she does say oh I just wanted to I just want this relationship with Jacques last. I'm so worried about it but I think she's talking about her fake pregnancy. I do too I think that she is going to find some way to sweep this under the rug and Jacques either is so much of a TV whore that you know he doesn't care what she does in order for him to remain on the show. Yeah you know he's probably fucking 20 other bitches on the side anyway right? I mean he's French. They all think he's cocky and that guy used to be on TV. Why do you keep going with a Balke reference? He looks like Balke. I think he looks like Adrian Brody. Adrian Brody he wishes. He wishes okay you're right. Anyway yeah next week we're gonna deal with Luann thinking that she's pregnant at 50 with Jacques's French babies and she's gonna give birth at the same time Kim Richards gives birth. That would be they should have that for sweeps. They're gonna have a little Benjamin Button babies. Kim Richards having a baby would just be too much man. Anyway so what happened? Do you watch Game of Thrones? Of course. You know when that evil lady had that baby but it was like a devil baby and it was like a spirit and it just came it was like oil that came like sliming out of her. Do you think that's what Kim Richards crotches like? No I think that that's what Luann's baby is gonna be like it's gonna be like crawling out or like the Suez canal or what canal to her family Is it the Suez canal? The Rio Grande. The Rio Grande. She's gonna come sliming out of her talking fake French. Oh well Seva. Seva. Okay so would a couples dinner bother you or would you just be like fuck it I don't care like Carol was like we meet up with you after. Yeah I don't want to sit around with a bunch of couples. Heather though seems to want to be invited to all of these things and I like Heather don't get me wrong she's kind of my favorite but Heather got confronted in the beginning of the season because she was the one leaving people out and Aviva was the one telling her that she was being exclusive and leaving people out so this is now Aviva is a psycho bitch yeah and then Carol got on Aviva's side and was trying to talk Heather into inviting everybody making everybody include everybody was against her and saying you it's not cool for you not to invite Ramona and then they do it and they don't even think twice about it they're like what's the big deal so we're excluding you. I would think like on a six-day vacation you can have one fucking meal with a smaller group of people. Oh I think so too but it was the husband so it's like couples and that's already been a thing and I don't know Carol just probably didn't I would do anything I could to get away from Ramona and Sonia like anything. Right the casino wasn't far away enough. Yeah I'd been like we're jumping out of planes today bye. Oh right sorry Aviva we're going to go do debt-defying acts but what did you think I mean Carol actually did have a point she always is the fifth wheel throughout the entire season because she's not married like the rest of these women that totally could maybe date somebody instead of just fuck half New York City or fuck people that don't live in New York City because that makes it even more convenient. Yeah she's single it's like I can't complain when I go out with all my friends who are couples because I make no effort to be you know it's not like oh poor me I can't no not even the okay Cupid oh no really no success I'm telling you success yeah well maybe one day but no I don't I don't know I don't crave it I have a dog in a hand oh wow weird dog for the love and I have a hand for the sex I don't really need anything else or the dog for the love in the hand what never mind anyway Lord I think that Heather got a little too offended because as soon as Carol said that Heather was kind of like I never make you feel like the fifth wheel and I was like if she doesn't have a husband she feels like the fifth wheel that's how a singleton's feel yes it's on us to go get you know rich husbands or rich wives or whatever but I don't know I just kind of felt like the two of them crying with each other on the beach was ridiculous however at the end of the day they're the only two I like they're the most normal still I think so far but you know Heather's just still such an asshole it's like her whole thing the whole trip has been she's so much more mature than everybody else and she doesn't need these petty fights and she'll just ignore Ramona she doesn't need to get in a fight with Ramona no and then one little thing happens and she's like I'm leaving I can't believe you would do this I wouldn't repeat it's like look you're not invited to dinner because it's 2012 and you still say holler get the fuck out of here you're not coming to dinner okay fine okay fine oh you just said holler today sorry but I think you were evoking Heather well yeah well I like her so I'm allowed to evoke her she's ridiculous she's one of those people that's like I think would be really nice at a party and then I turn around and she'd be like did he came wait I mean let's be honest you guys she just seems like that wait you are sounding like fucking Ramona right now I am yes because Ramona is convinced that Heather keeps talking behind her back I just he does maybe I just you know I like Heather is totally justified right okay horrible human that's what I'm gonna and I have gained weight the thing is like I guess I'm afraid of that kind of truth I've been living in a late for so long that I like the true fake mess you know where people actually believe the bullshit they're telling you oh well then you should be friends with Aviva she believes everything that comes out of her mouth I think that I like Heather because I think I am Heather and you know I take work seriously I have a big nose I have a I have a flat chest and I'm really good at ignoring horrible people like Ramona and I'd like to talk ship behind people's backs I mean I just I think I'd let her off the hook where I am totally into shape where I'm wearing some right now from the Jill's and mine wait it's not available in stores like Bethany's but anyway I think that I just like Heather because I think I relate to her I don't know I think Heather's a flaming asshole pretty much like all of them but only one I think that's not really an asshole yet is Carol but she's kind of an asshole for evoking the Kennedy so much yeah I mean like if that's your bread and butter we got it but stop I don't want to talk about my friends but did you see that miniseries about the Kennedy the real's channel yeah she I mean here's the thing like last season we had Cindy bar shop one season wonder Cindy yeah bikini wax bar shop however I think that Andy Cohen thinks that Carol is so fucking cool that Carol consider around and do nothing all season long she is because now she's unleashed herself and she's actually calling them out on their bullshit well in her confessionals yes exactly let's get that that's get that straight she would never confront anybody to their face but she's really doing nothing all season long except delivering hilarious you know backstabbing confessionals but I think that that's enough to buy her another season I just think that she has like a cool factor perhaps it's her ridiculous leather gloves but I mean she has a cool factor and I think that Andy Cohen you know wants to sleep with her maybe more so than Madison Hildebrand it was boys Madison Hildebrand okay so what else happened in St. Bart's because we have we have much to discuss but I feel like there are a few other moments oh god they made up about the couple dinner then they had Manny's and Petty's oh then Sonia and Ramona got belligerent and ridiculously wasted they decided not to go I mean part of this whole trip was truly to go see Carol's boyfriend Russ in concert at some lame jazz fest for old ladies right you know that gets old ladies hard jazz and red wine and they thank you it's the only score they've had in years and years right except for maybe Dr. Phil oh my god oops sorry um so the two women just skipped out on that was that like incredibly rude part of me was like it was totally but but expect it oh we'll see you in just a second yeah we're on our way right behind you and then they just went home I didn't say anything yeah I was totally rude but it was also a blessing I mean you really want those crazy bitches exactly now granted they would have had some screen time at the concert which is I'm sure what she was going for to get her boyfriend some screen time and there was none of yes I just like their part is bored Heather was probably off in the bathroom talking on the cell phone ordering zippers I mean what else women do the wands probably pretending she knows people she doesn't know no she's probably right back like talking to a fucking post in the right and then and then grabbing a post and going you know he he looked like Johnny Depp he really looked like Johnny Depp I didn't fuck him I just showed his entire family around the concert venue anywho so the women after Russ's concert end up back at the house it's their last night in town and you know we did have another massive blow-up because of Viva and Sonya went at it oh yes I thought you were gonna go to the skinny dipping part I'm not even at the skinny dipping so there's another major that's Sonya sitting there flirting with the chef and just embarrassing her damn self and of course the chef is like not gonna turn away a free ham sandwich so he's like you know I I need you after indeed I need you after the pally or whatever what is just standing there watching the whole thing with her judgment she is such a judgmental monster so here's the thing someone's having sex right okay so did it my note was clearly a Viva does not have sex because she's sitting around going like how would you girls why do you girls want to have girls time why do you want to have fun with each other why do you want to go out to restaurants get drunk together dance on tables and sleep with hot men like and look what do you do like I'm sorry did you bring the cards cuz I left them in home bitch I mean my whole thing is I hate Ramona and Sonya with all of my being but if I go in vacation I want to sleep around drink dance on a table and act like a fucking idiot because guess what I don't get to do that the office yeah I mean sometimes I do but I don't but I don't care people if I'm on vacation and other people are you know fucking going crazy and I'm not I don't care that's a thing Ramona is like well you're not doing it the right way nah nah they're all horrible horrible nitpicky evil women they're all horrible but that fight was wonderful with a Viva telling Estonia and you know what's a double dealer and then Sonya going well return to sender oh god that whole everything that came out of Sonya's mouth was just wonderful my mouth is money okay my not there's money you can cash these checks what yeah what comes out of my mouth is gold okay what are you talking about I'm sure what goes into your mouth eventually gets you some gold but well I mean and then cut to the confessional and it's a Viva going well you know I'm really worried about Sonya because she's clearly like Anna Nicole Smith on a downward spiral is there just they're the same person she married a really old rich man for his money and then he died or and you know in her case he left her and now it's just a drunken sex spiral out of control on the way to death that's what a Viva keeps saying and it's kind of like you that is almost the worst thing you could say it doesn't get much worse than that it is she's gonna be presenting with arrests at the fucking dead housewives awards are going to be like the first co-hosts oh god but it's true I mean what she's saying is true I mean Sonya is a fucking car wreck and I think if it weren't for this show she'd be dead or she'd be living in Yonkers or something I know that's horrible to say but that woman doesn't know how to take care of herself she's a damn fool no and a Viva even brings up how do you your daughter must be so embarrassed to have you as a mother I mean again you know I'm not one of these people who sits around going yeah the children are off limits I'm like if you're on fucking reality TV that's called housewives that's in implying that there are children in the mix too and you know I kind of love it when they go after each other's children's and mother and mothering skills yeah I do that's like that's the lowest you can go on the show and a Viva has no fucking shame yeah I do too well it's like what will and Jada Pinkett Smith they're like I don't want you talking about our children then stop putting your fucking children in horrible movies I don't want to I don't want her hair to whip back and forth nobody fucking wanted that you put her there I got a forward from my little cousin about some little Jada Pinkett Smith song fuck off she's in treating all my life I can say whatever I want about her terrible mother okay before we move to Jersey though at the end of the episode for some reason alcohol brought all the women together and they all ended up skinny dipping I mean some of them ended up skinny dipping and by some of them I mean Sonia's breast cancer Sonia who got all her bruises because she was in the garden with Johnny debt and and not even trying to like again I'm not sitting here judging her but she's a 50-year-old woman on TV going yeah a dirty French man who just fucked my co-star the night before stuck his dirty peen in me in the garden and I have bruises all over my body because he roughed me up but I like it like that that's what she just said after we just heard that she got butt raped in the pool so it's like she can't even tell that my god even in the garden you were in the pool house talking about was the best confessional ever not Carol going I don't know if I can say this but um that was but fuck it I mean I was dying when she said that hello Carol yeah I can't believe how much we changed by the end of the season because at first we were like this is gonna fail they're all horrible they're gonna start all over and then Jill's Aaron came on just rolling around in the mud and we were like this bring Jill back where's we miss Alex and to be honest after St. Bart's I don't I don't really miss Alex I don't miss Cindy obviously a Viva brought it a Viva delivered and as much as I hate her it stirred the fucking pot and it secured them all another season in my opinion I think so too anyway here's to the next season we're now we're gonna have what 30 reunions oh well that one started after Jersey right so they still got yeah we still have I think about four or five episodes of New York to go I mean again five episodes in they had to retool the entire season so right now they're just scraping all the shit off the cutting room floor and if anybody screams about something new episode you know we might get 28 episodes this season but with New York we still do have four to five episodes but Jersey is winding down next week we do have the part one season finale like I'm already nervous that the finale is gonna have three parts and then the reunion is gonna have seven parts so that we really still might have 10 hours and then a blooper reel so 11 hours of jersey season but this past week was the the pen ultimate episode a lot didn't happen you know comparing Jersey right now to New York is like apples and oranges New York is fucking killing it Jersey is still the Caroline show sitting around whining and crying and being a stupid lazy cow I'm wondering what section of America is loving Caroline mamzo like why is Andy why is Bravo kissing that woman's ass and making all her kids rich and famous and I don't get it when was she was I didn't watch the first season so what yeah I am just tell us no I got into housewives way later I got into it when DC was on wait you don't even know the original like Vicki Gina oh see I've seen okay because I went back and watched OC from the beginning okay because you can buy those DNA the target okay and so you don't you don't understand that where along the line Caroline's family all became paid cast members and why Bravo seems to be obsessed with that family every clip I'd seen of Caroline when they would be like oh the housewives of Jersey or whatever and they would show Caroline I thought she looked like someone playing Nurse Ratchet in the community theater production of One Flew Over the Kootoo's Nest you know like no algae sad faced evil just broken bitter bitter manly woman yeah you know like she got a sex change in her 20s when it was you know a revolution and now she's like where's my dick like I've never understood it you know right well clearly she and Theresa are the faces of the franchise I mean it's the smallest cast out of all of the housewives but the two of them need to be there they are arch nemesis but this episode we saw Caroline you know try to resurrect her lame-o you know voice over not voice over excuse me radio career clearly she's too big of a star for the Jersey network so she had to move on to serious satellite radio yeah that one episode that she did yeah someone from serious her it offered me a deal yeah serious needed some promotion and you know paid Bravo to have the cameras come over to the office we know how it works people you're not fucking fooling any of us Caroline's like well you know serious is there a huge radio station millions of millions of people listen it's not a radio station you fucking moron it's well don't you can't expect too much out of out of her but um I love how she also preffices it with they have millions of listeners and subscribers well guess what in general they do but they're all listening to Howard Stern and Martha Stewart they're not fucking listening to the Caroline manzo show proof in the fact that they had two callers that only wanted to find out the dirt between Caroline and Deena manzo yeah but Caroline every call every call that's all it was that's why we really didn't see a lot because clearly Caroline did not want to talk about Deena and how the fact that her sister hates her probably for numerous good reasons but Caroline trots out that whole goddamn family who have nothing to say her fucking lazy-ass husband's falling asleep in a chair her children are fucking boring and you know that all I hate that's like my whole family on the show everybody's gonna be so entertained and you see them it's like they don't do anything like they'll occasionally make a fart joke but they just kind of laugh at each other and eat a lot yeah they're blobs and they just want to go home and play through the ham game mm-hmm they're boring through the hand I'll throw the ham like they love they love a slice deli me and that household yeah Caroline just pisses me off and I mean this week again very boring we had a lot of like one-on-one moments where Melissa would come over to Caroline's house and go are you guys really never gonna make up and then Melissa would go over to Jacqueline's house and they would have some scones and you know our banana bread and they would go are you guys were you really sleeping it's like Melissa has no point Caroline is a sad sack Jacqueline should have never been on the show this season so can we just dump them all and move forward with Teresa well actually we've got some good gossip this week cookster who's one of our one of our listeners sent me a link to that blog fame horgas oh I read this when he sent it earlier this week yeah so did you see that yes off my Twitter lately but this is all about the timeline of Jersey and how fake this episode was with all this Melissa going from back you know oh I'm gonna go stand up for Caroline I'm gonna go stand up to Caroline for Teresa because I'm really behind her and I'm gonna go and she that was all a lie and that was all taped way after she stopped talking to Teresa after this fashion show we see next week they do this fashion show Melissa is out it is a stripper they all blame Teresa for outing her which we'll talk about next week but they all out Teresa for outing Melissa is a stripper Teresa insists she didn't do it the next day is the reunion Jackie doesn't show up at the reunion but snipes through Twitter Teresa the whole time and then no one has spoken to Teresa in a year and it's been a year it feels just really it's really weird to see this unfold right now because I feel out of all of the franchises I know that Jersey did kind of go back to back and kind of start that process but it still now feels incredibly dated because we read all of this gossip on these blogs and it's like what's happened since they have not filmed another season I don't know when they're going back into production I don't know who's gonna be on the cast anymore I kind of have a feeling nothing is gonna change but then that makes me really concerned because at this point Caroline really is one of those people who when she says she's done she's done she wants the fucking paycheck and she wants all of her family members to be stars and she needs to launch cat face but fat face fat face but if Caroline and Teresa are not even a tape with each other where does this show go I don't know they always find some new depth to sink to so I'm sure that won't be a problem well let's just keep it skip sinking but I think it's really interesting that they really went out of their way to set it up even though we can obvious it can be pieced together so obviously that this is all a huge fucking lie and they're setting it up to look like Melissa's being so nice when she wasn't at all no I mean she still this stuff is true right she clearly still hates Teresa there is still bad blood I do believe that some of the things she does do is because she wants her husband you know to get along with his sister but at the end of the day she can take those little girls from many petties all she fucking wants and she can love those children she and Teresa are not friends and they're not gonna be friends yeah they hate each other yeah and they should there I mean they're horrible people so I mean they both agree with me I hate them both did anything else happen during this episode I feel like it was so boring daughter to see college and rich you know is a pervert and dad but slash a pervert who was making gross jokes with like the campus tour ladies yeah yeah Kathy I really feel the worst for Kathy but I'm also the most tricked by Kathy because I know she's a flaming seaward I just know it really yeah because all the stuff she drops like especially that big fight about the cookbook with Teresa she her passive aggressive her mark like sting yeah where she's like oh my mother's my mother's recipe oh another one of my mother's recipe and then she's like what what I do right and she wraps it in like a nice happy cannoli and everyone is supposed to sit back and go she's a sweetheart what are you talking about you're like coming out with a cookbook to compete with Teresa's cookbooks and you're like oh wait that bitch just stabbed me straight Teresa is okay look I don't want to say that I am team Teresa because as long as she is with Joe Judiche who is the nastiest most vile person on the face of the earth I cannot be on team Teresa but like you said Ronnie I do think that week by week with Teresa being in a corner by herself against all these other women and seeing the way that like a sweet person like Kathy can just stab her in the face with these remarks I see how that builds Teresa's fan base yeah I really see that also Kathy okay when Kathy is on her own she gives me nothing I've got to watch her fucking kids her dead fish-eyed kids go to college I don't care about your kids I don't care about them going to college I don't care about your sex life with your nasty husband get into a fight with somebody or get the fuck off my TV you get Teresa on her own and she's like listen she heard it me okay heard it she heard it me and that I'm they want you staff I said what was forgiven okay I said it was forgiven but if you stab somebody you can't just say you're sorry cuz they did you kill them okay that's why I'm on Teresa's side you know what fucking amazing it's true Teresa just needs a camera and her fucking crazy self and we could have endless episodes endless entertainment cuz she's mildly retarded and hilarious and evil and crazy and it's just like you just put her in front of a camera and let her go but you're right Kathy means you just need to sit down with the camera and be like what do you think about the glass ceiling in America for women right and just let her just let her go where as Kathy and I'm even getting to the point where I feel like Melissa if she doesn't have other people there with her interacting with her there's no point I understand that Melissa and Kathy were a package deal because they needed to keep Teresa on the show and in order to keep Teresa there they needed to bring in some more drama and a family connection is the greatest way to do that there is no denying that last season's season opener at that christening was the greatest fucking show ever for Real Housewives of New Jersey and that is partially due to that was their real colors - that was their real college all of them all of them and that but that was also the introduction those two we haven't seen Joe and his sister go at it white back like that right but that that was the introduction of Melissa and Kathy and it was great that they were there this season has kind of been a dud what what do we have to look forward to you know we have this fashion show next week thank god they're trolling well they're gonna bring out Kim D with her crazy fucking extensions in her new face job which is gonna be amazing because she really does look like the Wicked Witch she does she's gonna stir the pot and so will this guy I really don't think it's all the blame should be placed on Teresa clearly in the previews you see this man who clearly used to run a club where Melissa was a stripper look just admit it bitch every housewives is a stripper it's like everybody housewife but Caroline has been a stripper yeah so he's starting the pot you know thank thank god thank god it's true um so he's stirring the pot Kim D stirring the pot the rest of them I think are just gonna be sitting around I don't know why we need to have five more episodes what are we gonna have unveiled in a multi-part finale and then a multi-part uh reunion what the fuck's gonna happen screaming they're just gonna scream at each other I predict that the future will be Caroline is true and I never write when I predict the future no psychic but I predict you're no long island medium no I predict that Caroline will be right something will happen with Joe and Teresa will get some kind of a spin-off or some kind of she'll be put some somewhere else I'm still on the broaden and Melissa's sisters will be brought in those horrible witchy bitch sisters those girls are the worst or maybe they'll just be brought in and Jackie will leave but I think those sisters are gonna come back in because this year those bitches have showed up a couple times it wasn't like last year where they were in every scene with Melissa but Melissa has no one to talk to it's true she's too young to hang out with Kathy she hates Teresa she's gonna be one of those mothers that she's gonna end up being best friends with her daughter and her daughter is you know only six or seven years old but it's gonna be some like fucked up relationship where they are besties or she's gonna go she's gonna start going on little tours like to little towns and she'll be gone a lot and it'll cause a strain on their relationship and she'll be hanging out with like her roadies and like doing roadies with credit karma finding the right credit card for you is easy our app analyzes user profiles to suggest personalized recommendations visit credit karma.com today to explore cards tailored to your needs credit karma simplifying your financial choices okay it's 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She does she's still she's still tweeting like oh come to the mall and buy my elbow I mean I know it's just the mall and it's like a single that she's selling for $10. It's a cussing. Yeah it's not even it's not even a maxy CD it's a cussing. No she's just tragic and I just you know last season was so good I am disappointed now perhaps it's because my love of the St. Bart's drama on New York is skewing my my whole feeling here. It's just this is family drama and it's just it's the same fight they were having last year it's this same thing I mean they're still fighting about sugar cookies being thrown into trash basically that's still the fight it is it is so fuck that so so next week we'll at least get to you that's not me farting okay we're sitting on a leather couch everybody before you start judging me okay well neither of us watched this week's flipping out I know all of you out there you can slap us when you see us in person maybe we like it maybe like a we like it rough yeah we will catch up on flipping out by next week no doubt about that I kind of hate the entire cat I mean I don't like the boyfriend creeps me out he grosses me out gauge you know the boyfriend I just feel bad for him because like you just know how much shit he takes well you cannot do you think Jesse gives it oh girls I didn't mean like that yes you did sexy how much shit he takes oh never mind I didn't I didn't mean it to sound like that um anyway I just you know the blonde girl is gone trace is gone it's just I didn't like it I didn't see the episode last year where he fired that kid oh yeah I'm told him he was well I think it was pretty much well I think it was the kid didn't want to sleep with Jeff Lewis therefore you're fired I mean that was obvious right no no do you think Jeff has a working wiener I don't think he does you think he's like a kendall I do I think that he's just I think that's why he's so mean horrible because he hasn't gotten laid yeah I don't get a sexual vibe off him do you no and not with those lips either I get more of a sexual vibe off Jenny I think that she's probably a jackrabbit in bed probably yeah I like Jenny anyway we didn't watch flipping out this week we will have tuned in and caught up on that by next week but we will finish up tonight with our favorite gallery girl the matte guy the show that I thought was going to make me kill myself um I'm I'm still here me still here me too and I still like the upper east side girls more than those dumb Brooklyn monsters I like them all I still like all the girls really I do I really do okay well let's start with Angela who had an amazing art show this week I'm after being a complete horrible whore of a bitch to her friend last year for art last week for not getting a menu properly put together he ends up getting it together she has an art show all of her stuff looks like fucking hypstomatic prince that I take on my goddamn iPhone why is this special are you saying it's so great no it's not great I have all those pictures already on my phone well it kind of was explained at least how she works because what's bothered me about this whole thing is she's like okay get me a venue I'm where I'm gonna have the show and why didn't you get the venue it's your job is all that you're supposed to do it's supposed to be a prom outing and she goes off on her whole thing and then he's like have you even taken your pictures and she's like no so then she just starts taking pictures of saddled ladies eating done and then and then prints that shit out all my long it's like yeah and then when printed it out and put it up as a show I mean come on at least pretend you're making it yeah she's clearly just winging it um all she wants to do is put on a gauzy top so that her hurt little nipples I mean she doesn't even care about the art she doesn't take any pictures that are even original she just wants to be stringy hair which is the most popular picture a girl well and then it made it sound like somebody was gonna buy it nobody fucking bought that nobody yeah and that wasn't even the thing she didn't say are you gonna buy it she said would you so you would consider buying that like if you were gonna buy something he's like yeah I would consider it if I was but I left my wallet at home tonight yeah we've all played that that I needed and then in her testimonial or diary room or whatever she's like I don't know maybe I would be a photographer next week maybe I'll be like a writer instead I'm just a flake it's like oh god I wish you would have said that in the beginning well she's also not 20 she's too old for this bullshit you see how do you see she's probably like she's probably 90 years old she's probably 90 that fucking Vera Wang is 400 looks great too I hate her you guys um anyway I hate I kind of hate Angela more than Chantal dare I say um so Chantal is the one with the gay boyfriend Spencer okay yeah I still don't know all their names isn't that terrible I've seen every episode no it's not it's I I'm terrible for knowing their names I knew them in my head you know so Chantal would be red lipstick on teeth gay boyfriend yeah lipstick on teeth yeah anyway she didn't do too much this episode except for continuing to berate her business partner Claudia for not selling a goddamn piece of art right rightfully so I say well okay so only when you've sold anything is lipstick on teeth lipstick on girl has not done anything she's not sold any art and even this show they brought in the suck lord from another bravo show it's like work of art I mean how tragic was that that was so sad and you know what's extra sad a few weeks ago work of art was canceled we're not even get another episode but on gallery girls we've seen suck lord and we've seen Simon DiPiel he and guess what there's no more fucking work of art so who cares they're like oh it was serious look what we produced out of that the suck lord he takes bounty for bounties not toilet paper is it he takes charm and toilet paper he grabs it and calls it ass eater whatever the hell it was well is it like set my ass yeah um I'm not buying that for 25 dollars a roll no I'm not gonna happen no um anyway pure tragicness but nothing is more tragic than sad Amy man poor Amy I've said that at least five times an episode right and you're watching by yourself and you're just like sighing and you really feel for this girl but you know I kind of do because I feel like she's she's just at a disadvantage she's not as pretty she got a really bad nose job at a young age she was obviously raised by horrible horrible parents right who whose interior decorating style is the Monte Carlo in Vegas yeah and I feel like they're the only it's kind of like the Aviva thing I feel like she was born with a disability and her disability is that she has the face from the mom of that 70s show and she probably had that face when she was five years old and she's got that kind of marks him since sister toned to her voice and I think that she had that disability growing up and her parents told her how gorgeous she was and that poor little idiot like they filled her with so much self confidence that she became an asshole immediately right to be coming out that's true like but would you have gone to that assholes dinner party because everybody yeah because she has a cute brother I mean somehow are you kidding I think he's cute he looks like a frat boy rapist I like that oh that's your thing yeah Ronnie's fetish frat boy racer or like the frat boy racist I meant frat boy rapists yeah i kind of like that i thought he was hot and he makes food i mean take back the night um where's my blue light the campus blue light uh maybe has a party and it's basically a cast party that she also invites all of her other friends to well and and her and and Liz who pretty much said that you're a tragic sad bitch the week before but no Amy is going to be the bigger person and still invite the woman who hates her and she's like i'm gonna still invite her because i want to be the bigger person look she hates you she said she hates you yeah she pretty much said she hates you oh she straight up said that if there were cars being driven she would have run you over oh no doubt just don't invite her why are you doing that to yourself well of course Liz doesn't even bother to no she doesn't even bother to RSVP whereas shantal calls and says oh i think i'm coming down with the fever sorry sweetie i can't sweetie but i'll talk to you soon by ten seconds later it looks to come on t oh my god Claudia i'm sick i can't come either so Angela shows up who cares nobody cares Maggie shows up with her boyfriend out away with some fucking silverware too she totally she totally tend but you sound like an expert not inviting you to my house i'm not a little person invited to parties occasionally um and then so Maggie did show up which was kind of a surprise um i didn't think that she went anywhere near broken glass um but the upper east side is it's fine but i would assume that you know Maggie's isn't Maggie the one with the big tall douchebag boyfriend that was pretty light doesn't she live on the upper east side she well i feel like she lived somewhere in the middle she was scared to go to Brooklyn for the broken glass excuse me who is afraid to get off at the bed for right so she is where i lived in Brooklyn and that is like safe for Brooklyn it's like the Disneyland of Brooklyn right okay so she's not scared to go to um sad Amy's house i guess i was just surprised that she went to sad Amy's house because in all of the confessional she's the one that that gives it real she's the one who's there going um what is this girl's problem she has serious problems i don't want to be around her i don't want to know her and she goes to her party yeah but did she think it was a cast environment show yeah you know they have to go to each other's things i think Liz was probably just like Liz thinks that she's the hottest shit and she she said fuck this i'm not going yeah i think Liz is like whatever you're not gonna fire me because i have daddy issues and that will be explored next season i have daddy issues and i'm a bitch like every bravo show needs a bit she's not stupid that's true um also this episode we did see Maggie and her ginormous boyfriend go visit her mom in Pennsylvania we did learn that Maggie who we thought was super rich that just her father's side of the family is super rich where her mother lives a very humble life in eastern Pennsylvania yeah yeah who cares and doesn't support her stupid fake art career watching Maggie go in and look at art was hilarious oh my god she's like uh and when she said who's your favorite artist and her answer was baincy i was like oh my god okay go apply uh fucking lacerque and tell him your favorite restaurant is mcdonald's bitch right i mean you might as well because clearly that bitch who knows nothing about art i'm she's listening right now i'm feeling so guilty maggie sorry maggie you're so like we love you we love you but clearly like i like how you curl your hair and you stop playing with your hair so yay no but i miss the baby voice so charming let's let's start with some positive things i like that she's maggie is no longer pulling her hair because i was worried about that okay i love seeing that she's stable that she loves her mom and that she actually does love her big douchebag of a boyfriend i think that's very yeah they're cute they support each other i love maggie's personality is exactly like the time to make the donut sky from the duck and donuts commercial time to make the donut she does the delivery i mean at least she's consistent yeah with her delivery but man it's hard not to make fun of these girls when they the show is about being art experts and then clearly the night before her interview she was like maybe i should netflix on demand that documentary about baincy yeah it's like most popular artist or artist and baincy came up i mean look she thought it was classier than saying Keith herring i mean that was that was the other go-to and she she rolled the dice and she went baincy yeah it was one or the other yeah you know the mona Lisa with a fucking bazooka or whatever that's that's fun and it's it's a really good thing to put on the back of my macbook but in 2009 when that shit was popular and it was all over the streets of melrose thinking did they maybe do this back then has this ship been sitting on the shelf that long yeah maybe they got desperate and after misadvised tanks they were like shit we got to fill the spot yeah maybe maggie is like a stockbroker by now maybe she is 37 years old i'm you know my fingers are crossed for her i actually like her but watching her go on that job interview was kind of the most painful thing i've seen in years that was painful and then she talks to this woman who owns her own gallery and she's like darling what do you think that this painting's made out of and she's like uh it's obviously fucking paper just say paper it's obviously paper you don't have to guess adding machine paper but at least say paper at it right she's just staring at it and the lady's like well it's adding machine paper and it looks like a vagina okay and i've never seen a vagina touched a vagina gotten intimate with a vagina and maggie was like i don't see a vagina i'm like clearly you don't play with yourself you don't have a hand mirror i feel bad for her she should know her body it was pretty it was pretty obviously a vagina it was a big pulsating red vagina on a wall i mean obvious obvious pulsating that would have been awesome if it was pulsating um did anything else happen the best thing that happened is okay this show has really made us feel sorry for Amy because the girl is just and you know we were just nice to maggie so i'd like to say in case you're listening to Amy i'm sorry for things i say like i don't think you're ugly i think it's just that they put you with these fucking skinny model looking girls and you're probably the only real one who wants a job in art anyway i don't think the other girls do okay this girl is the only one like scratching her way at the left right the other carrie is carrie is a stripper by night carrie is a fucking stripper everybody knows it yeah i'm not let's be honest she's not even a stripper she's prostitute yeah that's why she's always busy and always has a pocket full of cash yeah she is a prostitute that apartment no one has that apartment i mean look at Amy's apartment and she's got rich parents and that apartment looks like an old lady's i mean it's horrible yes like a saddled lady dying alone in there which will be Amy love you if you're listening um but the best part of the entire episode was clearly when um Amy decided to meet up with carrie and all of a sudden Amy in in a weird way i kind of understood where Amy was coming from when she was like i've been here longer i'm trying to do the right thing by delegating because you know i'm not just trying to pass the buck but i am trying to show maybe my boss that you know i'm actually doing something besides sitting behind a desk and filing my nails so i'm going to delegate however carrie was not having that and was clearly like oh time to stir the pot so she goes to their boss leave you're on Amy's side i'm not well i don't girl i don't like carrie i don't like carrie i don't mean there but anyway is Amy gonna get fired because carrie told on her and i think that i also think that the boss wants Amy to be the punching bag she does yeah well she's caught she's got all these people willing to work for her for free and she has no respect for these people especially Amy because Amy was doing it before there were cameras well carrie is just some more they're doing it because there's cameras and so i think she gets more respect from the boss because the boss is like oh you were actually cast on a show good for you right because you don't really want to do this right yeah like you're an actress you're something this bitch is just working for free just just because for the past five years right like how sad is she yeah and so Amy gets again gets no respect but still she should know better especially after showing up late she's never on time anywhere it's not like she's doing a very good job at work and then and then she makes the excuse of it's impossible to get here from the upper east like you are not doing yourself any more than it's like snotty snot that you should know by now that artists downtown are not gonna feel bad for you because you live on the upper east side well and you can't tell me that her boss doesn't fucking live in a nicer place on the upper east side than her and she got her ass there mm-hmm with those hideous green earrings and a dead animal furry shaggy coat yeah she's out and i just wonder where poor Amy's gonna go i mean is she gonna be at Eli's well i don't even think Eli would hate fucker he might she's in love with him oh you're gonna eat the couch right now he's gonna eat the couch right now dog you're so cute but stop no really really what are you Amy oh my god his head is cocked and he's now kind of going look how cute he is so cute but oh how beautiful good boy good boy don't eat the couch oh so be alert do you think Amy's gonna get fired he looks sad Amy he looks sad you're gonna get fired oh oh he just put his head down Amy is a goner you're out boo we're gonna start using bueller as like um our psychic predictions yeah dealers are a little emotional yeah it's like the don't they have like a squid that predicts the super bowl that like swims to one side and picks a team you know what yeah i'm not that kind of a gay you inventor that those gays i don't do that football crap okay you're missing out no you're not anyway um okay so next week the girls from from gallery girls from brooklyn and from the upper east side are all going to descend upon miami for the global sensation known as miami art week are they really that what's happening i believe that's what's happening oh my so Amy has to go there and fuck up and get fired in miami because it'd be more fun for her to get fired in south beach wearing like a really ugly one piece because you know she doesn't wear a toothpiece well what do you think miami art's gonna be like do you remember our real housewives of miami when they had the fashion show oh yes week and it was like florets and bikinis oh well that's the thing it's like l_a_ holding the tits together yeah l_a_ and miami now think that they can do fashion weeks and film festivals the way like that new york and melon and toronto and one didn't do they can't so an art show in miami and it'd be like pinyatas lined up as long as mama elsa is there with a cocktail in hand i mean that's all that really matters but i actually think it's gonna be miami i love to look at me i love me um i actually think it's probably just gonna be like florescent bank c knock-offs yeah probably because what is hot in new york two years later is hot in miami and then you put a florescent spin on it with a pinyat in the background boom gun totally at a gun in the background yeah maybe a dolphin jumping over something dolphin jumping over a wave like biting a uh something scarface totally yeah all right well i think we just did it we just made it to an hour everybody that was an hour yeah and we didn't have been here talking over us oh oh man it's been like a nice vacation this was one of the chillest podcasts i think we've ever done it was chill i don't think that you gave us enough carol yeah i'm just much calmer i think because we're actually in the face-to-face okay they're not on the phone so i'm not like picking at my you know back zits or like cleaning up my ears or biting my nails or biting my toenails while we do this oh my god i'm learning so much cleaning my kitchen now i'm like having to sit here and behave and be good i don't like that i i don't know if our viewers are our fans are gonna like that because you didn't give us enough carol you didn't give us enough madison hilda brand that's what they want ronnie they want the impressions sweet house in a really terrible mood i was really bitter last week because i wasn't on the show anything yeah because you weren't you weren't here and the audio was terrible who was wonderful she's hilarious but i think she's so funny that i just like listen i don't really say much i'm just like i'll talk more cuz we're fans and we could just sit back and watch the shell shell yeah which she should have yeah i pretty much did but anything i did say was horrible i was in a terrible mood and then i went to the doctor and got some zoloft and so i'm clearing up a bit now can i borrow some very calm now what will zoloft do for me what will it do for me if i took one well um it'll kill you it'll kill your penis i mean the first thing it did was come out with a bazooka and shoot me in the penis okay well i just rejoined match and okay cupid as all of our listeners know um i'm not ready to lose my penis right now no you're thin and you're fucking why do you need zoloft i mean maybe we could mash it up and you could snort some i would i really want to see what that would be like would you do it i would do it but only if ben would do it oh my god i would love it if you do it i feel like ben wouldn't do it if we got a drunk first maybe that's good i'm a good friend i'll mix i'll mix the alcohol just let the bizied at home leave the bizied at home and go to the weekend and while you guys are at it um if you are in need of any sexual products out there because oh no no actually we don't have to do out of mail this week but um well i was just gonna say i did go to out of mail and i used the promo code yeah why not you did what did you get i'm not gonna say oh my god was it saved like a dragon no i did not buy that dragon was it saved like a rocking chair no stop no some of the things but i know like i think i think you know what it is probably not good for us to podcast in the same room because now i am sweating and turning red and feeling really embarrassed when i'm at home on skype it's it's not a problem now it's a problem well if you guys feel like masturbating to some male gay porn go to the add-and-mail website and use check out code BRBO may as well be RAVO is it yes so bravo 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