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And look at that we just took care of all our busy work. Yeah, it's a lot of Twitter. One more thing. I need a few more recommendations and or reviews on iTunes. I you know we got a few like a few weeks ago when we were riding high and then they dropped off. I think you guys have been doing good. We're actually at like 98 ratings and I know I just want to break the hundred seal is on a power trip. Yeah when we break the hundred rating seal we're gonna walk around the neighborhood and just be like yeah that's right motherfuckers. We have a hundred people who rated us. Yeah and no one no one's really gonna know what that means but we're gonna feel really cool. Whatever. It's a hell of a lot more than the other Bravo Housewives podcast out there. Oh wow. Oh throw down. Talk and talk at some shit. Well you know it almost sounds like you could be a real housewife of New York City because they were ruthless this week and just before we dive into this for your edification we're gonna talk about real housewives of New York City. Pause for a second. What is edification. If you know. Look let's be honest I'm the brandy Glanville of this group. No you're not. You're a worker. You were you weren't really a thing. You have glasses. Yeah you have glasses. Am I the Kyle Richards? No what you call her the intellectual. You are you are one of you know you are you're the drunken gallery girls girl from Brooklyn who has a little hat on the on her head. I don't wear hats. Well if you lived in Brooklyn you would. Okay if you don't know what edification means then you're Gretchen. You're just like the fake. You need to edify. You need to edify. And once you learn what it means you're gonna say. The edification of the neighborhood. I called somebody and I was like I'm edifying. I think my time would be better spent finding an old rich white man that's about to die so I could take his money. I think that you need to learn what edification is for your own edification. Oh god oh god. So everyone by the way this is what we have working for us at Yahoo TV. Someone who doesn't know what edification means. He's not in the news department. It's funny cuz I read an article today on Yahoo about new words in the dictionary so. The F bomb was just added to dictionary. I just read that on Yahoo is great. I can't believe don't beat it. Got in there like years ago. Sexting got in also. You think and life coach just got in you think life coach has been around I feel like longer than sexting but sexting got right to the front of that list. It's like all the like semi vulgar stuff and like tragic trashy things about like from like self-help books and that's all the shit that makes it in every year now and it's like what happened to real words. Like like like LOL. I think we've had some neologisms. I think that's what's happened. Oh god stop with the big words people. I've had a long day. I can't handle big words. All right so speaking of stupidity let's get back to Bravo. You guys not have any gossip for me this week. I don't have the gossip. The gossip is I'm trying to tell people what they're gonna be hearing on this week's episode. That's the gossip. Okay so we're gonna talk about Real House of Housewives of New York. Yeah and of New Jersey and the brand new show Gallery Girls which premiered tonight and if we have time million dollar listing and then in terms of gossip actually we don't have any gossip. Oh wait no Ronnie you found something right. Well I kind of look last second. First I have to say that if we sound like we're ganging up on Matt it's because we are. I'm actually at B-Sides house today. Yeah so we're sharing a mic so sorry Matt. Yeah well when I'm B-Sides neighbor in about two weeks from now you're gonna feel like the outsider. Oh whatever you got. We're gonna invite MJ over because she lives right across the street from Shah's of sunset. She's gonna really feel like that. That little flea ridden dogs over here and she's gonna smell like the meat that her mom forced. Let me break something down for you. Her mother does not force her to eat anything. It's all on by her own. What would I say. She forces her with her spirit. Of course MJ eats because she has no man she's trying to impress. Except for Reza. But anyway so you have some gossip Ronnie. Well I looked kind of late but really all I found was that one of the new housewives of Miami Joanna Koopa was caught buying Twitter followers and apparently Alexis was caught last week too buying Twitter followers which I felt terrible. How was one by Twitter followers. Well one you can actually do this there are services where you can buy Twitter followers but apparently it's sort of an empty thing because they join for like a week and then they go away and or if you're trying to like get word out to people a lot of them are like robots or they they don't check Twitter it's like it's it's basically just to brag about your numbers. I had a robot attack is gonna have like 20,000 Twitter followers tomorrow. Okay I'll be honest I had a robot attack on mine and it made my followers go up to like 7,500 and then I freaked out one night and I started blocking them all for spam and now my numbers are back to where they should be because I don't cheat like these other bitches. You blocked you blocked 7,000 people. I sat up one night because I have no life and I blocked out like a thousand of them that were clearly robots because I didn't want my numbers to seem like I was cheating. Well here's the thing the good news is that usually if someone if there is like a robot that's trying to get you it's getting other people at the same time. No Twitter usually finds it and then actually what happens is you get excited because your numbers are high and then one day your numbers dropped by like a thousand. Mine dropped by 4,000 in the past week. Do you want some back hit? No thank you. Okay why are we talking? That was the gossip. It wasn't the best gossip but I think that at the end of the day Miami is going to be a train wreck because if you're already getting compared to Alexis Bellino you know you're in trouble and Joanna Krupa shouldn't have to be buying Twitter followers. It used to be Johnny. What? It used to be Johnny. It's me Johnny. Oh me Johnny. Me Johnny. I'm excited for it to come back. So why don't we just get into the Miami is popular because it is a good time but it is mostly popular because it is an odd place. You know what? That's not an accent. Let me break it down for you. That's not an accent. That's just because her neck is so fat. Marisol. Why am I getting red my neck? Marisol. Why are you not? Don't have vocal cords sound so lazy. I mean they just want to just. You have to be a UK about her vocal cords. The educated Marisol. Marisol. Marisol. Marisol. Who is a Matt with fear? Why does he talk about my neck? Where is his gallery girl? Who is he gallery girl? Why are girls not getting married Marisol? Why the gallery? Hey they have gallery girls in Miami. Remember they had that episode where they sold paint? I mean they sold stuff and like someone rolled around on a canvas or some shit. Yeah that was that Adriana's gallery and gallery girls will be going to Miami as we saw on the whole of Adriana. That's right that crazy bit. So why don't we should we just get into New Jersey? Yeah or should we do New Jersey or New York first? What do we want to talk about? I would say we should probably get into New York first because it's crazy. Yeah Matt started off our phone conversation by saying I am enraged. So I am so mad. Is that is that my accent really? Yeah you become Dolph Lundgren by the way when you're mad. I don't know if you realize this. I'm the star of the Expendables 3. Yeah I was like they don't remember me but they will. They will never forget again. Sidebar Jean Claude Van Damme is the reason I'm gay. Really? Yeah growing up Van Damme kickboxer, blood sport, death warrant, need I go on? So you're a top? Because I feel like he's probably about it. I feel where to run a hard target maximum risk I could continue. It's like it's like a whole collage of your master your master before a master potatoes. It's all out of your master potatoes. You don't want to borrow those DVDs. Well I I'll have to remember that next time I read it. Am I sharing too much? Is this too much? No it's great. No. Let me tell you something else while we're on the gossip trains. I joined on Saturday night because I was like you know I was like doing some work I'm getting ready to go out of town. Master potatoes. So I joined match.com on Saturday night. And did you find and shit is blowing up? Really? It's because you're thin now. So many people are like 48 they're age and appropriate. So what do I do? Like how do I weed through like all the age you wanted to just tell them you like to tell them you like to masturbate to Jean Claude Van Dam and that'll weed out the people. Maybe I should add that to my profile tonight. I think you should remember that we're all gonna be 48 and we should stop being ages and if you don't date someone you should not date them because they're ugly not because they're old. Yeah it's based on their bank account. Yes I think that's fair. Okay. All right so what actually got you fired up about New York City. Oh my god. I fucking hate the three blonde ladies. I am Team Brunette. I like Luann slamming on that dumb bitch Aviva. I like Heather slamming it down on Sonya and on stupid. You talk about my back? Why are you talking about my back? Because if you have something to say to me say it's my face but you're talking about my back. You're talking about my back. I think you're talking about my back. I heard something was that you I was buying you. I mean I was behind your back but technically you were talking about my back. This was an exercise in frustration. Okay we'll just go right to the end of the episode. There are many many reasons to get frustrated this episode but at the end of the episode there was an incident where Aviva decided to bring up the wine thing even though it's all done. Aviva decided to bring it up. It's not like five months ago I'm sorry. I know the wine thing keeps on happening so she goes up to to Luann and Luann is pretty much like really shut the fuck up. Why are we even talking about this? So first Luann says it wasn't a joke. They were profiling the wine and apparently Jacques. It was an honor. It was an honor to be profiled. Apparently every restaurateur in on a file listens to what Jacques says about wine. He's a master of wine. He's a master of wine. He's an M&W. He's from Frazier. Didn't you ever watch that show? He's a master of the Corps. He knows Niles Crane. So she first is saying that but then Luann backtracks and it's like what have these women lost their sense of humor? Well how could they lose their sense of humor if it wasn't a joke. Okay but here's the thing like it was an amusing way to flatter. It was an amusing endorsement of her wine brand. That just happens in your shitty wine. I love that Luann when she gets pissed off and she kind of like almost wanted to punch Heather in the fake leg. She doesn't even look her in the eye. She just you know flutters her hair back and you know I don't know. I'm team Luann but I just wish Luann would have the balls to say yes that's why I did it because Ramon is a bitch and I don't feel guilty. And furthermore listen hot lips who a hand from like 30 years ago and now the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz. It's none of your goddamn business. Why don't you just back the fuck off. Who are you? Yeah I was saying hello to me. You come up here and start with someone else's business. Get out of my mind. Yeah. Guess what? I like the fake leg story ran out of gas about four episodes ago so she has nothing else to do. It has no legs. I'm going to beat you like you beat that fake leg story. Listen I personally like jocks responsible which is to run into the corner and play the piano. I smile like bonzo. He's like what? He's like what? He don't have no joke. I think that Ben and Rani have been drinking it's just amusing it's amusing it's amusing flattery. Okay but can you guys talk a little bit about how much you hate Aviva for keep you know for stirring this pot. Like don't you fucking hate her? Yeah god Aviva is that old lady at the dog park who every day you say how are you and she's like have you seen how that woman is parked. She is her tire is touching the handicapped spot. She's a busy boy. She's a busy boy and so then here's so okay so we have this ridiculous situation with Luan and Aviva. Okay so then Luan gets mad about this whole thing and so she and Jacques decide to leave and when they leave. Don't you look when they leave they always say we have a birthday party to go to which means we have to go home and fuck. Yeah as in we have to welcome the birth of our unborn and unconceived child. We have a birthday my egg is my egg is turning 500 years old and we need to give it a gift to ovulating. We need to go we need to go jerk each other off while we look through the catalog evasion babies. We'll be uptown. We need to look at Algonquin baby weekly my favorite magazine. So anyway so then Luan is Luan and Jacques leave and while they're leaving Aviva says to Jacques and French like that was mean. So Aviva is really just she's no she didn't say that was mean she said it you're mean you're mean you're mean yes so they leave and then I love the way because I love that they keep say that stupid Aviva keeps saying yeah but what if Ramona on like national TV took a drink of her wine and said it was terrible. She keeps ignoring the fact that Ramona did taste her wine on national TV and say it was fucking terrible. Ramona's livelihood is tied to Mario's Jesus jewelry business not Pinot Grigio that tastes like piss that nobody's really buying. I'm sorry. Well I did love how Luan did have that one line about how Ramona drinks away her livelihood so who cares. But so anyway okay so Luan and Jacques leave and after like they like the women wait for about like five seconds to. You're being generous you're being generous. They're waiting to hear the accordion music fade into the background. They're waiting to hear someone on the street go. Oh my god are you palking? Is that David Swimmer? So they do that and then all of a sudden they start bad talking and then Ramona comes in with her conspiracy theory which is crazy. She goes like I don't even think that's a real French accent. It's too over the top. It's not French. He didn't even understand the French pronunciation. What was he trying to pronounce? Pronounce Jesus Christ. Probably I don't know. It was something in French and he's like what? And she's like Jacuzzi. Jacuzzi. Oh yeah Jacuzzi. So he doesn't even know French. He's not even a French person. So anyway so they're having they're talking but you don't even know how to pronounce. So okay so here's what's funny okay so now they're saying this stuff which you know it's sort of caddy but it wasn't obviously what do you mean what do you mean caddy? I mean Aviva is standing around this entire episode telling people who's mean who's not mean and as soon as he walks out the door she starts blabbing her mouth talking shit behind his back. She is just as bad as anybody. So now so now we cut to Heather who is sitting on the other side of a partition literally listening into this conversation that's being spoken behind the back of Luan and Heather's listening to it then she turns to Carol and she's like this upsets me. It's really mean. It's really mean. I don't like these women talking behind each other's backs. Cut to the other is specifically that he's not really French. He's like Heather okay so Heather now is literally talking behind their backs like she's literally behind their backs talking about them and they are we have like so many different tiers of women talking behind each other's back at this point and she's taking a stance about talking behind someone's back and then she comes in and then she confronts Aviva about it right and while she's talking to Aviva about it and Aviva's like who are you talking about? Yeah and then Ramona comes up he's talking behind it. The best part is that then Ramona slinks on and over and she puts she literally just puts her ear into the conversation like Heather's talking and Ramona just puts her head right there like she's looking at the like the bathroom door of someone masturbating inside you know like you with a John Claude Van Dam movie and so Ramona is just like here listening and it's the most bizarre thing and then Ramona just explodes on Heather Ramona Ramona. What are you doing? Are you talking behind my back? Yeah so now Ramona's accusing Heather of talking behind her back when Heather's accusing Ramona talking behind John. Oh my god and then it's like commercial and then like we come back and we're still fucking talking about it. Now then it's like cut to Carol in the confessional going I don't give a fuck about this or any of these women. Yeah that was nice. I don't care. I make M&M with their hobbies on them. Why do we have to talk? Oh give me some hands. Oh yeah there it is. That's better. Ahh French. I don't care if he knows French. Where's my lizard? But so then so Ramona storms off and then Heather turns tomorrow and says they're crazy ass wife starts shit with me and then runs away and then Aviva's like oh and now you're telling him his wife is crazy. Yeah your wife is fucking crazy. Why is the husband allowed to get in everybody's business and start confronting people about something? Wait these husbands don't have any balls. I'm sorry but Aviva like if Mario really had any balls he would have addressed this like a man a long time ago as opposed to letting Ramona fly off the handle and act like a crazy bitch. Heather what Heather said was completely appropriate and I don't understand why people are hating on Heather. Honestly you know yes. Can I finish? Oh she don't. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry man. He has the floor. Well at least it wasn't behind my back. That's a nice change. Uh-huh. Go on. No I'm done. Good. Oh is it because we're we're standing behind you now. Oh I see how it is. You're back with talking? You know you got to control your crazy ass wife Matt. You got to control her. No don't embarrass me. This was my livelihood. So the thing is this though I agree with you like Mario definitely should have controlled it. He has no balls and in fact we see scenes from him next week where he does say to Heather that it's not right what she said but I think he only saying it because Aviva spoke up and said that that's not right. He or Ramona neither one of them was even upset about that wine thing. Were they? Well they were upset but they were just trying to move on. But Aviva was like oh you guys should be so upset. I was just so mortified. I can't believe you're not upset. And Baba and they were like laughing it off. And why she got them all riled up and now it's like a new storyline that we need to listen to for three fucking weeks. And why didn't Aviva speak up about this when they're at their holiday dinner before when Mario was talking about it. Then tell it to Jacques. Oh good point. Yeah good point. Aviva get a storyline. Yeah. To be loose Matt. Yeah Matt's like angrily masturbating at us. He's just thinking about Jean-Claude Van Damme at this point. I think we lost Matt. Are you there? I'm here. Oh no. Hater babe. He's pouting now. Oh Matt we're sorry. We're sorry. You're not but that's fine. Oh we are. I am. I am. I know you are. I'm not sorry. I'm like Luan. Darling. It was a joke. Darling. What is Pino Gresio please? Darling you have a sense of humor. So what else happened? Well there was that white elephant party which I loved that they had a white elephant party because it was almost a direct slam to Teresa about there's a white elephant in the room. Like there's a white elephant. Starting with a white elephant party is. And then someone brought someone brought a lizard to the white out. Like Carol opened up a gift and there was a lizard inside. Does that happen often at Christmas? Is that I'm Jewish. Matt could you tell who brought the lizard to the party? I think it was Aviva's dad. That probably makes sense. But didn't he bring the leather thing with the ball? I think he brought the lizard and the ball gag. And then there were coasters right? Coasters. Luan loves those. And then there were espresso cups for Jacques. It was a fantastic party. But you know what though? Well, I'll tell you what else happened was that Ramona and Heather got into another fight earlier in the episode which pertained to the toaster oven. Should we just go back to the beginning of the toaster oven now? Yeah. The toaster oven that continues to fuel this season with all of the giant toaster oven is as big as a dryer. So we finally had this photo shoot for this toaster oven. And Sonya shows up for it late and she's a total disaster. Like she's telling the food stylist how to style the food and how to cook the food and everything like that. She's having some bloody vagina issue in the bathroom with her. Okay. You know what? I know that we're watching a show about women. I get it. I get it. But you guys, do we really need to see gushing blood out of Sonya? And it's not even true because I feel like she's not having her period. She's just saying it so that she can still try and get some penis. I was horrified by the entire situation, to be honest. I was horrified even before the tampon. And then when you add in a bloody tampon on top of that or the lack thereof, it was horrifying. It was hard watching your run waddle to the bathroom with that poor gay guy. Oh, God. She made the gay guy come in with her. Like he's a big gal. He's just like, oh, and she I mean, well, what were the things she was saying? You know, she kept on talking about this guy who knows how to do her makeup. And she and so Heather was losing it. Heather was absolutely losing it. She couldn't even deal that. And so this is why I think people don't like Heather is that she's sweet and nice. And then when she loses control or when she gets angry, it comes out in such bitchy past of aggressive ways. I am here because I'm fucking pissed at you right now. And I'm trying to keep it together. And I'm all this work. And you don't even under you don't appreciate me. Why are you why are you mad, Matt? Let's talk it out. No, I don't want to talk it out in this public forum right now. I will text you mean things all night long. Don't worry. It's making me totally uncomfortable, like sitting here listening to Ben top and I know you're fuming on. Yeah, you're being very quiet over there. Well, because you take Ben's side. I mean, this is just so typical of. I'm not on anyone's side because it's Ben's house. I'm sitting here. He just buy my side. He's not taking my side. Yeah, I'm just by his side physically, not spiritually. Anyway, I like Heather. I feel Heather's pain. I feel like the Heather. I'm on Jesus's side. I'm I'm on. I'm on the I'm on the tour of the side. Jesus only gave people wine and then what they do nailed them up with some thorns on his head. That guy was so nice. He could have just used nice hair combing and some conditioning and a nice pat on the back. And what did he do? He died for your sins. Not mine. So we could sit here and talk shit about old ladies pretending to have periods on TV so they can still get fucked. Well, either way, in terms of Heather, I believe Heather was in the right in that in that situation with the with the photo shoot. Like, I mean, Heather, I mean, I could not like that seemed like the end of the day. She's doing all of this shit for freeze. So if the fact that Sony is not kissing her ass is a problem, but Sony doesn't understand. I mean, everything she's been given has been handed to her by some rich old man. So she's everything she's had has been for free. She didn't get it. Yeah, you know, they could they could be paying even when the husband was paying her entire staff of people to her it was free. So she doesn't understand the difference. She just knows that if it's her thing and she's in charge and that's the end of it. She's got a toaster like five times the size of a normal toaster. It has landing wheels. It's not going to have a hot guy in it. It's going to have her with bad posture and a dangling, like literally laying on top of the toaster in the picture. That's the picture she picked. It's like she was drunk and passed out on a buffet table and woke up just in time to smile for the camera. Like, Oh, what's this? Is it toaster over over here? That was a bit pillow. The only thing I learned from that ad is that the toaster oven has a protective coating that even if you come home drunk and let your tip down on top of it. It's like the best thing about that toaster. Real housewives of New York, my ass. These women just walked around again for another week. Well, what do you think? I'm feeling stressful. Oh, you're stressing me out with this. Oh, my God. Are you talking bad about me? Are you talking mean to me? And then we get the obligatory scene of eight old ass people talking about squirting on each other, jerking off, giving each other. Like, what were they giving each other? Like, one was a leather thing with a ball, like a gimp toy. And there was another sex or a cop ring. Yeah. Come on, you guys. Really? Well, it was worth it only because to see that stuff all floating under the wands nose. But and her reactions to it. But so what I loved about the toaster oven thing, though, was that you would think that the photo shoot was enough drama and awkwardness onto itself. But then we cut to eventually to Ramona has a party for her red wine that came out and whatever happened to baby Jane, you guys, we found out. She was being photographed by the door magazine. Oh, I thought you'd have that Heather and her crazy eye makeup. Yeah, she did. Her Taylor Moms and eyes. No, I was talking about the part where Ramona was on the cover of that as the door magazine looking like she was 16 years old. Yeah. I've written a letter to daddy. I don't even know that song in whatever happened to baby Jade. She was a child star. Oh, I just love how everyone came in. Everyone was pretty much like, Oh, my God, Ramona, you look great on that cover. It doesn't even look like you. Almost just like poking her with it. God, you look like Avery. That's weird. How did they do that? So then there was like this. So I think she looked like Howard the Duck. I think she looked like a wax figure from Madam Jesus, a wax figure of her youth. I think she looked like a Christmas Campbell that you leave on the heater. I feel like she looks like my plastic watch if it melts it and shape into the general form of human. I think she looked like Anne Curry the morning after she got fired all drunk waking up on her face. I think she looked like someone who never got the call back to be on Baywatch. I think she looked like a used band-aid. I can't tie still, but it's really holding. I think she looks like press and seal that's been put on a baby doll. Oh, my God, you know who looked like Matt? Aviva. She was really mad. Matt. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm watching a video of Sonya peeling potatoes and making potato chips in her toaster oven. Our website is so fucking lame. It's ridiculous. Would you please would you please post a link of that video on our web on our Facebook page right now, please? Would you like to know what the ingredients are? Yes, please. One large Idaho potato, canola oil sea salt. Peel them, mandolin them, put them in a toaster oven, sprinkle salt on them. She's a fucking genius, people. She's she's opened my eyes. What can be done? You can make chips at home. Who knew? I certainly didn't. I thought if you didn't get them in a bag, you just were never getting them. It was what were happening. I actually really hate her. She is a two-faced bitch and she's she's never putting Ramon in her place. Mario doesn't put Ramon in her place. The fact that nobody properly puts Ramon in her place except for Luan when she has a few key moments is a serious problem. And Sonia lets her off the hook and then she lets Ramona, you know, barge into a conversation between her and Heather, you know, everybody gets thrown under the bus and it's just it's pure ridiculousness and my blood was boiling watching the episode. And I really, Sonia and Ramona, I hate both of them with all of my being more than I think I've hated anybody in Housewives history. Wow. Yeah, Ramona really just infuriates me. I mean, sitting here watching it with somebody in the room was even harder because I had to actually control myself a little bit because normally I'm like, "Yes, stop it! God damn it, Ram!" You sound like Trey right there. Yeah, he's not like Trey with his brain ankle. Oh my god and I love looking at potatoes. I just came to this website because Matt was talking about it and Sonia is here in some kind of moo moo with no makeup. How old she looks like a fuck. Having her picture taken by one of her interns on a cell phone camera. This is really sad actually. I think it's a half broken blackberry that was fished out of a toilet. And these chips look like they have mold or something. And by the way, her recipes could not be more basic like potato chips and here's how about this red peppers with big Parmesan tomatoes. Okay, so you take red peppers and put Parmesan and put them in the toast rabbit and then burn them. Yeah burn them. I can't wait for her next recipe. A toasted English muffin. Slice it in half and put it in the toast rabbit. prosciutto and salmon wrapped cocktail pickles. That sounds disgusting enough without being toasted. What the hell so anymore? And she's so serious in her photos. At least have some fun with it. Credit Karma is your evolved financial assistant. Making managing your finances simpler and more tailored to you. Join us at credit karma.com to start your personalized financial journey today and continue to grow with our innovations. Credit Karma evolved your finances. 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She probably couldn't choose or afford to buy like a proper webmaster and she's just pathetic and lame and the fact that Bravo has the audacity to fire somebody like Shiree who clearly has no money and no life but will keep Sonya on the show just because she doesn't wear panties and we'll talk about you know her bloody crotch which is not really bloody because she's passed that point in her life is so disappointing and Andy Cohen we know has had a lot of missteps this year. This is his latest misstep. Sonya Morgan is fucking trash. Well I think Sonya has kept it entertaining because as much as she is trashy like that I mean I found this whole toaster oven saga to be endlessly entertaining in a very frustrating way like so like so that the whole party thing when when Sonya and Heather kind of like broke root of truth but you were getting to this before Matt about the way Ramona barges in they were they sort of brokered an uneasy truth and then Ramona just just comes right in and just says oh yeah Sonya said that you steamrolled right over her like like why does Ramona think she could do that but but what was even funnier was not just the craziness of Ramona was that then we we heard this story of this argument told about five different times after's because Ramona went to every single person at the party it seemed like and complained about Heather not listening because Heather steamrolled over Sonya I've got over and over and over the best is though with Luan when Luan was not having it Luan was like well you are awful to work with I don't blame her I would have just told you you didn't come period you're in the ass yeah no I mean I think everyone was on team Heather on that one for sure I before because we have to move on soon because I'll kill myself if you can talk about these old bitchy kaveche bitches anymore but I do want to say that I just had to sign up for Sonya's newsletter because I love her website she has really great sayings that make a lot of sense like I have a taste of luxury and luxury has a taste for me did somebody at Bravo right that wasn't that her old intro on Bravo yeah that was rolled on I don't know why you shouldn't try to eat Sonya and then her other one is sign up for my newsletter and be the straw that stirs the drink oh my god here's what I don't understand how you can say you have a taste for luxury and you're hocking to stir ovens I just don't understand how that works and your house is falling apart yes and your and your veil has a hole in it well then you have a bloody have a bloody tampon in the women's room yeah you're real luxurious yeah luxury has a taste for you as you sit there like shoving a rag up your couch it's the art of luxury on a budget Sonya style is sexy sassy yet savvy and of course includes healthy toaster oven recipes of course and local cocktails because what housewife would have a website without local oh right who doesn't want who can yeah I'm also sharing the way I'm also sharing decorating on a dime gardening and floral arranging travel dating fashion beauty makeup and my body and skincare secrets plus I'm inviting some of my close friends is guess okay could you like really focus really focus I like how focused she is it's like I really feel like I know I'm gonna get with her like okay good so I'm gonna learn about luxury toast Robin recipes skincare she is a jackass of all trades she has I think she she might have a video tutorial on how to trapeze I'm not sure no the trapeze was probably at the trampoline park with the Bellinos oh still want to go to that thing except that fear for my life I fear the trampolines are like made of like old like red ball rubber that would break on your question as you jump like more than three feet and then they'd sue you for breaking one yeah yeah they'd be like yeah exactly all right so let's move on let's go to New Jersey women I can't take it map do you have any more New York um I love Heather the end all right okay so let's go on to New Jersey so New Jersey had significantly less drama but a lot of a lot of dumb moments like an astoundingly large amount of dumb moments I think personally my my favorite dumb moment was when they were crossing the Golden Gate Bridge in their stupid ass RVs and it wasn't it's not gold the the judiches and the gorgas were equally upset that they wasn't gold and it doesn't have a gate on it who came up with that name a drug or is like it looks like a gate looks like a bridge special about it's the fucking bridge the fucking bridge Matt what are your thoughts on the do you do GGA gorga architectural assessment of the Golden Gate Bridge um well again architectural is too big a word for me tonight so I would like to fast forward to my favorite part of the episode where my arch nemesis of the season Caroline had the funniest moment when she called her own daughter an asshole yeah I mean that was TV Gold she clearly loves Albion Chris more than she loves Lauren which is understandable I mean Lauren is the face of a face so oh is that the same as Keface I always get confused cat face cat face is that cat fat cat face yeah Lauren is an asshole and it was so funny when Lauren was bitchy and then everybody started mocking her to her face and she runs off to the she runs off to the number three when it was like a new kind of poop problem yeah I just cast so she's in like the number three trailer and she's sobbing to Vito and we hear on her mic and she's like my mom doesn't even care about me she only cares about the boys everyone in America is watching this is just nodding like yep yep no but she signed a lease for you so maybe stop crying walk around the walk yeah that'd be great so do we think do we think how long has she been on this diet for a long time I'm not seeing any changes I hope dr. Pericone has lost some money over the past few months because I know one should be going on that diet that's crazy yeah I think she's been indulging in some of that famous Napa County farm to table food or something it's called farm to Lauren food poor Lauren do we think that she's actually an asshole or she is an asshole and I'm gonna tell you why she is way too old to be acting the way she acts she keeps saying like mommy you prefer my brothers to me and then she starts crying when they're all sitting around a campfire mommy do you think my brothers are not gonna be friends with me when we all grow up guess what you're all in your fucking mid 20s grow the fuck up you dumb fuck I cannot agree more and why was she so jealous and upset like why does she need to be told in person that this whatever the cheerleader is moving into she wants to be skinny and I think that she wants Albie to want to fuck her and I think she wants to move into that apartment and be fucked by Albie oh god you guys sorry well she's so creepy but also I think the reason she's so hateable is because you know most people who are watching this probably you know have jobs and do things and like have to get up in the morning and like make an effort in life you know I can I can understand being fat and lazy because I am but I still have to like maintain a job you know like make some kind of effort this lazy bitch doesn't do anything does she work no what does she do she lives at home with her mommy and daddy her daddy who buys her lap and surgery her mommy who buys her a fucking nasty cuffface storefront which is clearly not up and running at the moment so she has nothing to complain about in life except for the fact that you know her boyfriends cheese got stolen by Jojudice that's I would be upset about that I don't want to be happy hands on my cheese she no she truly is she's a sour person and she's just become kind of become one of those wives and moms who's a sour nag I'm sorry that's just what it is and you know what Caroline does play favorites and you know what Caroline's attitude is not the best and this is where Lauren gets it when Caroline talks about she doesn't surf she I don't surf I don't do that I don't surf you know like she always makes these proclamation things she doesn't want to do and meanwhile Caroline as I was as long as we're talking about her bad qualities how about the fact that she is totally instigating drama between all the women and Teresa I mean look I hate Teresa with a passion but Caroline is Caroline is taking the crown very quickly I mean she and even her husband they just sit around and they fucking are big old dumb grumps and it's like if you hate it this much stop taking the fucking paycheck go sell your nasty pasta sauce at the brownstone and get the fuck off the show because you're wasting my time well you know it it's like you know what Caroline asked Jacqueline so how are things with you and Teresa and Jeff's like actually they're pretty good and Caroline's like really really are they really that good it's like shut up Caroline you missed what she did and they're not good oh okay it's like thanks Caroline thanks for making a good situation now seem like it's not good and then that whole argument anyway Jackie goes over to Teresa's to talk which by the way please Jackie don't ever sit facing your profile towards the camera because it looks fucking frightening you Michael Jackson style yes she looks like a cabbage patch doll that fell asleep on an iron just please stop it she looks like she could have the winter skiing ever never mind it looks like a goldfish trying to escape from a bowl just like pressing up against the glass she looks like she had a bowling ball that was resting on the bridge of her nose for 10 years and if I was just removed she looks like a sea monkey that fell in a pot pot of boiling chicken stock she looks like she looks like she's got a ski jump on her face and little skiers jumping off it never be profile to the camera because it's disturbing and then she's sitting there talking to Teresa about this stupid fight they're having and Teresa's like look I forgive you okay well I was hurt to Teresa but I didn't do nothing to you I can't I'm not fake I'm not a fake person that's not what I do I don't hold grudges I don't know how to be fake and so she's telling Jackie okay and Jackie she's telling Jackie you don't have a right to be upset that I didn't tell you I was going to jail I'm not going to jail and Jackie's like but I want you to be honest why don't you be honest and say that the reason you're pissed is because she texts or she sent a tweet to fucking ho-face what's right yeah Danielle that's what this whole fight is yeah even said it a long time ago she's mad because Teresa tweeted back to Danielle and said thank you that's this whole fight so why can't she just say that and let's be done with it why does it have to be because they're idiots they're all idiots all every single one of them and that's why they're on this stupid trip and by the way this has got to be the worst trip in housewives history it was only like last season they were frolicking in the Sun and they're in the Caribbean they're at the Dominican Republic yeah going on Teresa beat the shit out of somebody in a bar yeah so now now they're like an RV yeah they're like literally like sitting around and parking lots driving through the woods by the way they are they see like some conifers and they're freaked out you know they think they're like dead bodies hidden on the side of the road I mean these people I'm like they're not even from like a place that doesn't have trees they're from New Jersey why are they so scared they're on like a well-trafficked road you know that has double yellow line on it and they're like oh my god there's murder roads around here but is this really like the fancy trip for the season because my god what a dump yeah I think Bravo's like we're not giving us any more money like ever since after the Dominican Republic no more yeah we used all your vacation money on the litigation so I love that we consider that their nice trip when they were walking around with like blood in the streets and shit you remember that yeah like the go-heads yeah yeah yeah well this one was funny I mean like when they they were like so they were canoeing in the Russian River and then Melissa falls out Melissa you I literally thought she had had her leg chopped off Aviva style I wish I was screaming screaming bloody murder an alligator to just come along and chop that bimbo's leg off is it wrong that the entire I mean that was an extended scene and I just laughed through the entire me too me too I laughed for every for every for every second that she was screaming I was laughing yeah I was howling but what was even wrong with her she fell in the water she was afraid she was gonna get bitten by one of the water ticks oh but I did love there's a comment that I just read on TV Gasm with someone saying oh yeah well I love that the whole time she's in the canoe with with midget Joe he's like shut up she's stopping an idiot shut up it's like very telling you know it's right starting to kind of break this bullshit fairy tale thing they have going because you know they have a relationship just like Joe has with every other woman shut the fuck up yeah I don't ever since that ever since that this is so funny Ronnie because about four weeks ago every single week you were going oh he's so cute I love him I want to get a piece of that oh yeah okay his junk is gross if it was if it was wiener again you guys if it was Jean Claude Van Dam you would not be saying the same thing well Jean Claude Van Dam isn't five foot four and look like an oompa loompa he's probably like five of five and looks like an oompa yeah he's so extremely sexy but I'm just saying that you can tell he's an asshole because he's obviously pissed somebody at Bravo off look how they shoot him he's never shot in a flattering light when he's in those testimonial things he's the only one that use the fish eye lens they don't let him wear his wig and they see them like from a funky I mean the guy he looks like the kid from mask he's too stoned to know what's going on though he doesn't care they are so stoned by the way here's a really important question do we think that anyone on this cast knows the difference between a duck and a swan because all signs point to no did anyone notice that then when they arrived at like this look at this one look at this one she's like look and they're making swan noises oh gosh I'm looking over these notes yeah we we have like little notes that we that we jotted down I think we've covered most of it Vito showed his asshole to a drug work up that was fun that was that was frightening yeah that was that was enough I was afraid a whole side of of prosciutto was gonna come out and Lauren's like Vito why are you doing that why don't you do that to me why you always do it to the boys why I'm always left out why don't you tell me why didn't you tell me you were gonna do what I have to find out you were gonna do that in public Vito that hurt my feelings I like also that there was like a light mist that was like late they woke up in the morning there was like a very light mist and they had to put the windshield wipers on and judge you dice like I feel like I'm in London like what an asshole like like really you see some mist you think you're in London like I guess it's sort of like the London but I guess I should be happy he's making a like a vaguely European reference but can we address the fact that Kathy is the man in her family and that Richie is really just a pathetic loser yeah that's cuz I'm an oil and events table that's that's because Kathy is a go-getter she's amazing she's the best at canoeing she's the best at baking she's the best at everything she married he is better I mean she's got very low standards yeah she's got very low expectations yeah she's like the opposite of great expectations yeah you can't marry the guy who's pumping yeah she has a break on low expectations by Charles Duckins not so great expectations yeah not so great like my patients the Catholic story just and then the little mini title just glad you came home yeah it's like the guy and a girl they he never sees her again and he just marries some other girl in town he doesn't he doesn't rise to any he doesn't get any inheritance oh spoiler alert sorry I'm like relying on like what I can remember from 10th grade I'm like oh my god we are so worldly making Dickens references on our podcast extended Dickens references I feel like I'm edifying someone at this very moment why do you want Matt to murder you he knows Dickens you know Dickens Matt oh I know dick oh oh snap so should we let's should we move on to gallery girls yeah let's move on to gal girls okay so unfortunately Matt you were only able to watch a little bit of it because we're doing a we're a little weird schedule here but Matt I can't tell you how excited I am for you to watch the rest of this show because I think you will love it you will love it love it love it yeah because you know I am because you know what I loved it and I'm Matt are you packing I'm making a list he's so excited by this podcast that he's making your lists saving us all right so we watch gallery girls and basically the way it breaks down is that there's like a set of these girls that are from the Upper East Side more or less of the rich girls and they're catty bitches and then they're a set of these girls who are from Brooklyn and they're catty bitches and then there's like these two girls were sort of in between and they're just the losers that no one likes yeah and I thought it was hilarious it was pretty good it was disturbing to watch I thought because they're so young and yeah I just worry for them because like they're just being so abused by this slimy gallery owner that's probably had most of them and he's all fat and gross and slimy and has like a routine I think he wears a retainer he's he's an asshole and I honestly everyone on this show is an asshole and that kind of but the girls are so young that yeah you can see that they're just trying even when they're you know like they have a blonde girl who's the Upper East Side rich girl his dad's bought everything that's just not is okay she's like the Blair has her own path and mine is being a wretch she's like the Blair Waldorf sort of yeah so she's really rich but you know Blair was very insecure and sad yeah oh yeah this girl was break your heart at the end of the day and I think that's how this girl is too it's like I feel like she just you know dated some guy who was really popular and he forced her into anal or something now she's like forever destroyed by it and like she's always trying to be cool but she's constantly being used because she's rich and kind of pretty you know it reminds me of back back in seventh grade there was this show that was on even a hundred in New York it was really popular called like love phones and I remember some guy called up and and Dr. Judy was the sex therapist and he goes hey Dr. Judy so the other day I was bored so I tried to like have sex with my cat and now the cat will not look at me that's what this girl is something happened to her and she will never be the same she's like that traumatized cat and the way that she doesn't know enough words to really explain it she just runs away so the way so the way she sort of the way the form her trauma has taken is that she's just become really really bitchy but the truth is this though she's like bitchy in terms of interviews we're talking about this but to the other girls she's actually like nice and she's like she makes an effort to be friendly and the Brooklyn girls are such snobby bitches they like don't even talk to her well I think it's often the the problem with like hipsters like dorks you know like in high school they were just nerds yeah they go out of their way they're like we're different so fuck everybody else who's not like us yeah same mentality that they have you know like hipsters are just people who were made fun of in high school yeah there was one really funny part with with the vlog girls trying to fit describe what a hipster is to the camera and she's like a hipster is like I don't know it's like skinny pale people and really tight jeans like with glasses with no frames like I don't really know how to explain it but you'd know them if you saw them and the camera with me and I was like handing to every example at this like at the lower east side like the gallery you know it's like the hipsters are trying so hard to be different but then they're mad at you for thinking they're different to you it's like so my favorite character of the whole bunch is this girl named Amy and she so Amy is like she's like short and sort of like and like fat I mean she's actually not fat in terms of the regular like populace but she's fat in terms of these girls Amy is like the only one who looks 40 she looks like she's being played by your least myth from the Simpsons Lisa she's like she's this sort of girl who like literally pops up in a scene is like oh my god you look great we have to hang out we have to hang out like she just wants to be accepted and everyone just rolls their eyes at her and even Bravo doesn't even give a shit about her because everyone in the first like segment of the show everyone got like a five-minute segment we got to meet the girls they put Amy on for 10 seconds she's like in a bubble bath she's like I my dad is wealthy and then it was like that was it and I'm only that she's in the bubble bath on the phone with her creepy dad it's just like the creepiest way they could have introduced and then the next time you see her but the snobby girl is like oh here comes Amy she's such a kiss-ass and Amy goes you look amazing there's no one more beautiful on the planet than you and then we don't see Amy again for another 20 minutes and then there are some weird like dinner party like a restaurant in Chinatown and then Amy wasted comes and sits next to the the snobby girl who's like rolling her eyes she's like oh my god Eli and I I feel like when he looks at me we have such a connection and Eli is the fat nasty gallery owner disgusting slimeball looks like frog and you guys may think that we're just like sort of embellishing this a little bit this is really we're we're pretty close to being verbatim what was happening in the show yeah yeah it was it was disturbing because I think there's such a thing with woman hood where there's this like insecurity about being a woman yeah because you're especially when you're a cute woman yeah I think that a lot of ugly women resent cute women because they feel like oh they have it so easy but you know what cute women are getting raped and like sexually harassed and everything else and they have to deal with ugly women yeah totally and they're so showing you like the better ugly ones are horrible make life horrible for them so it's interesting to watch women because I think there's so there's similar I guess to gay guys we have kind of similar personalities oh the woman hood thing is just it's it's like watching the animal planet yeah I'm just finding it fascinating yeah this is honestly like I kind of love the show immediately and on top that there's also this Asian girl on there who is really she's like an exhibitionist she's like slutty she tends she has this one outfit where she looks like sort of like a crow that's been left out in the rain but a slutty and has pasties on and she literally is wearing like a black feathered thing with no shirt underneath and her boobs are out and she has her days with her and her days were just like this horrible oh stop putting these days these days they look at her and they're like oh she's like it's good because you're you're pussy doesn't look fat right now yeah you're pussy so it doesn't look fat right now and she's like but my pussy is fat now it's okay it doesn't look like it right now let's just go in the leave the apartment goes I hope we get a hot cab driver I mean while the girl goes I love being the center of attention I just like look at the way I light up when we're talking about me I mean this is like these are you know what this is sort of reminds me of it feels like the the true New York City follow-up to the hills I feel like that's what it actually could be and like this the city was one thing but this could truly be the next hills and I think I think it'll be amazing are you are you excited to see it Matt if Kelly Cautrone makes an appearance I am oh that'd be wonderful if you never know never know it is a long cry just so open make them all start it look it looks great you should if you can you should somehow download it on to whatever viewing device and watch it on your way to your travel destination tomorrow yeah this is this is gonna be interesting because you see what fame does to the old ladies on Bravo yeah after a year it ruins them and they become horrible monsters so you know it's even worse for young people I mean think back to the hills and how adorable Heidi was when that show first started well she wasn't really adorable she was so funny and cute she was she was Lawrence like you do your homework and she's playing solitaire on her computer I just remember being so funny and adorable yeah and now she's like this big plastic sex doll monster yeah yep so I'm gonna enjoy this show for the first you know six months until they all become raging assholes and have to turn it off well let's see if it lasts that long I mean the reality is the two of you might be the only ones who watched it so I'll look at the ratings tomorrow morning and see if if we need to bother or if it's gonna be going the way of misadvised well I don't think misadvised is coming back well I hope people tune in for gallery girls because I think it's actually I think it's hilarious and these people are craving but they are also hilarious to watch and I think it'll be a lot of great fodder for this podcast and for our respective blogs and websites are you gonna recap it I'll try I'll try you know I'm already so behind I'm gonna be running that big brother and I haven't been there real housewives photocop and forever but I would love to try to get gallery girls in there because the character that the personalities are actually very like larger than life like they're it's good it's definitely a good show I think everyone should watch it all you listeners out there watch it and we'll talk about some more yeah let us know what you think yeah let us know and tweet at us is there anything else you guys want to talk about million dollars thing I didn't see it this week did you Matt yeah I am for some reason I feel like this is maybe the best season yet and I'm I'm kind of sad to admit that because I do miss Chad Rogers and Starley cakes and Victoria you know they've been gone for two years now and I'm still mourning I'm still I'm still mourning the loss I'm still mourning the loss but I don't know I just think it's been like extra juicy and I mean it's totally fake it's the fakest show on all of Bravo and the fact that Madison's ex-assistant Heather is gonna show up at his dog's funeral this week during the finale is just beyond ridiculous is that who died the dog died the dog died they made it to the entire episode that his mother or his father died and it was his dog and don't get me wrong I love dogs more than I love people and I wish that everybody would die and dogs would run the earth however the way that they've framed that episode was that he was like that his mother was gonna die and that it was going to be out of control yeah I yeah I was I thought it was like an uncle or a cousin I can't leave as a dog Wow good old Madison Ronnie what would your beat what your impersonation be of Madison's eulogy for the dog that dog was the only dog to ever you're sure stupid that's a stupid shirt you're fat sorry you guys it totally got confused I was talking oh yeah my dog he's like a member of my family is so cute you're an idiot get out of my funeral stupid you're an invited so Matt explain explain this show to me because again my DVR is crazy and it only records on Saturday so this week he had some client who's like oh yeah we're like total friends and he's he's been my client forever and then the client that could Madison I need you to find me something that's great that I can flip and make 20% on he's like totally but you know there's not much for sale in Los Angeles it's like really small market and so I don't know if I'll be able to finally need to sell the call but Madison I believe in you and then like after the commercial break is like Madison you have not found a place I think this might not be good for us he's like you don't understand there's not a lot for sale in Los Angeles is this the most recent episode no you're correct you just forgot that he took him to lots of places that were next to trailer parks yes there's like next to trailer parks one look like a porn star house they were all like five million dollars and they look like trash total trash so did hand it up did hand it getting fired because I turned it off I think it was part of like the to be continued I think that they'll probably wrap that up nicely this week oh yeah I'm excited for that yeah I didn't care but but that was coming back you think they'll reconcile or yes they're enough they're gonna reconcile you know because they're probably not even in a real fight to be honest it's probably all for the cameras who Heather Heather and Madison yeah she'll probably be working with them again yeah well she apparently like they're hinting that this episode is gonna feature Josh Altman maybe possibly from proposing to Heather so we'll see how that goes gross I find she's done an awful but oh gosh she is way hotter than he is yeah for sure yeah that's for sure that's for sure oh he's such a midget there's something appealing about him I can't it's not even my type now you know your type you keep saying like Joe gorga that you like like greasy nasty assholes no I like I like I like athletic black athletic assholes like I was gonna say family splat guys but there are no black guys on Bravo so yeah just fake it for this podcast yeah I don't you let chat ocho Senko headbutt you like he did Evelyn Lozada if it would allegedly allegedly would you let him would you let him headbutt you before you know he headbutted you well it depends on which head we're talking about that's all I got to contribute at this point he's my Jean-Claude van damn okay you sort of know it's it shouldn't be and yet you can't help it so you're good hey boy by Chad docho Senko I will hit but it one time I have not walked the same since I can't open my mouth the same be their cast bodies voting me in the head all right well maybe say it right not yeah nothing nothing really happens on that show but I'm okay with it because it's just Madison and his flowing locks and I'm okay with it you know I have to say even even though it is really fake I do wind up getting sucked into these storylines are like what's gonna happen with the house what number they may go for and they actually edit the show really well where they sort of cut back and forth between these stories and they always are constantly you know these little cliffhangers that you're always like oh I want to find out more you know so I'm you know I'm totally down with this million dollar listing yeah I'm into it I watch it for sure I watch it every week flipping out is coming back yeah September 4th everybody my god it's fall already it's exciting well we should probably wrap this up so this was this was fun Matt I can't wait to hear your thoughts on gallery girls even if it does tank 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