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She says it like that desperate white girl referencing Missy Elliott from like 10 years ago. Hey, she worked with Sean John and Beyase. She's down with them. I think she really thinks she's got some cred because she worked at House of Darion. You know what I'm saying? Right, like when you work with Solange Knowles, you have some urban appeal. It's like the way I once played video games with Method Man and that makes me like 75% black. Don't you know? What is the 25% part that's not black in your penile area? I already need a pair of permission slip and we've been recording for 13 seconds. No comments. Anyway, we've gotten off to a wonderful start already. There's so much to talk about as always. Bravo has given us so many gems. While we start off with gossip, as usual, I know we've got two very fiery pieces of gossip that happen the same day, almost the exact same time here in Los Angeles. The first was that Lisa Vanderpump's mansion, her foreign mansion burned to the ground. How could you make a fire joke? We grew up in that house. I know, I know, I'm sorry. It wasn't a joke. It was more of a pun. I really did feel sad. I felt like that house meant something to me. How fucking sad is that? And then when I saw it on the news, something like I would say, not something that you would say. Well, I'm having my period this. I'm going through. I think I'm going to die when I'm 70 because I'm having my midlife crisis this week. I'm cheery about stuff. I'm buying new cars. Like letting the hair on my chest grow out. You have an earring. You are looking like Harrison Ford. You're dating a 19 year old lady. Boy. You got married. You got to collect the flock hearts. Twink equivalent. Yeah, I'm doing the helicopter on myself just so I don't look tiny in my underwear when I'm changing at the gym. That all works. It's all good. What is going on people? What is happening? Here's what's going on. Here's what's going on. Or as Andy Cohen would say, here's what Lisa Vanderpump's old mansion burned out. Luckily, she was not knowing God hurt. I believe she wasn't cheap. They moved out of that place. Okay, let's get to the point. Did Cedric set the fire? Yes. He said he said it because he is so gay that he walked by and was flaming and it just erupted. He is the human gay torch and he didn't have her new address. She wouldn't give it to him. He's probably looking for his like hidden stash of skittles that he stowed probably in the pool house and he died. Oh, it's like suggesting that Cedric would eat a skittle is like the most offensive thing we've ever said about Cedric. Listen, he was a street urchin in Paris and he knows how to get by on little morsels. Okay. Lisa, let me have some more. He used to sleep under in a blanket under the Eiffel Tower with a baguette under his arm. His mom was Fontaine from Les Misérables. He was a whore and he turned tricks while he was trying to go to sleep. And he was running away from the Javere. She died of consumption. Is that Javere or Jean Valjean? Jean Valjean was, I think, being chased by Javere and Who is Cosetta? Who is Cosetta? Here's the thing. I hate Les Mis. I just know a bunch of characters and I figure what they all did. I know that I hated that musical. Oh my God, your gayness should fall off. Who's Cosetta? Somebody's Cosetta and there's a castle on a cloud somewhere. That's the little poor bitch who had to sleep. His mom was the hooker. That sounds like Brandy Glanville. Wait, was that? And was that in like the master of the house? Yeah, the whore, the whore Fontaine, Patti LaPone, gave birth to Cedric and then died. And then Cedric got adopted by these horrible hotel people who used him as a maid and a sex object and saying, "Castle on the cloud." And these hotel people would be played by the club people, the Vanderpumps in this case. Yes, yes. This is getting really confusing slash incredibly interesting. By the way, it's already 10 times more entertaining than the actual Les Mis. I'm going to tell you that right now. Now, here's the thing. They say you're either into Les Mis or Phantom of the Opera and I like Phantom of the Opera and I personally would also like to see a real housewives recreation of Phantom of the Opera. Let me tell you, the Vegas spectacular at the Venetian is to die for? Really? Yeah. Do they have a solid chandelier falling? Yes, and it looks like one that was probably in the Vanderpump dance. Well, it probably was, you know, donated from the Maluves. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Well, I think that Patti LaPone should be in every housewives show. I agree. She should just be on. She should be on our podcast. She could be like, "Lisa, why are you being smotty to me about my shoes? I don't appreciate the way you talked about my shoes. Lisa." And I thought I was the gayest. Here, I'm going to up the gayness. I'm going to say I would like some Ellen Green in the mix too. What the hell is that? We're talking Broadway stars here, okay? Oh, my God. Let's steer the shit back. Lisa Vanderpump's old mansion kind of burned to the ground. Who gives a shit? Not me. And I think they may have been filming across the street at the Maluves because I think I read an article saying that they stopped filming because of everything. So maybe it'll be on TV. I'm sure it will, they hope. So the other thing that happened on the same day is actually a much more tragic thing, which is that, I don't know, if you live in Los Angeles, you probably have heard that some guy threw himself off the parking garage at the Grove and committed suicide. And he landed right at like the most, like, trafficy area, like in between these two restaurants, right about the country. Right across the movie theater, right by the fountain, the entrance. And it's horrible. It's terrible. My New York accent just came out there. But like horrible. That's so horrible. Get Mario. But like little kids saw it, family saw it. It's a terrible, terrible thing. So of course, Prandy Glanville, she tweeted something like a joke about like, I don't know what the joke was, but she joked about this guy jumping off the Grove. Would she say something like, Oh my God, there was a sale at Abercrombie and he was trying to get there faster? Or like what? Or was it like she? She probably made a tasteless joke, which is along the lines of the tasteless joke that I made, which is that you know what, the Grove will make a lot of people commit suicide some days. But you said that go there on the weekend. Yeah. Well, the parking structure will be honest. The parking structure really will make you do a little drive you to that. He'll drive you to that point. Well, I'm more about murdering people than murdering myself. Agreed. So the years, the thing though, it's a terrible, it's terrible that the sky committed suicide. It's terrible that he did it in the way he did, which was, you know, he really exposed a lot of people to seeing some awful things. But Brandi made a joke, but then she had to pull back. She then later apologized, but people... Did she delete the tweet? I think so. But she's been, people have been bullying her since and being like, "You're so insensitive. You're so mean." And her response, I think I can actually pull up her response, was in typical Brandi fashion where she basically was like, "Look, I'm really sorry, but you know what, those are such really selfish." So... She said that. Yeah, good for her. She had a good part. She had a selfish, you know. Especially to do it there. Like, that guy jumped off. They were like, "I read. Like, they're eight-year-old little girls who saw this and were screaming and crying. They're traumatized for life." Oh, please. They have plastic surgery, moms, and philandering dads and maids that raise them. That's worse than a guy splattering on the floor. I thought you were going to say that they had plastic surgeons to like somehow, like, to help them. Like, later when they're self-loathing, because this incident, they'll have plastic surgeons to make them feel better about their bodies, at least. Which is true. No, that was your thought. That's her eyes like it. Hey, remember, two minutes ago when we were talking about Les Mis, we can do that again. We could go back there. Hey, Ron, you're in the dream of time, come by. Ron, do you have any more gossip? Because I have a gossip question if you don't have anything else to reveal. Well, at age, the famous, wonderful magazine known for its gossip. I always go there to get all my celebrity's shoes. At age. Bookmarks. At age came out this week and is reporting that the Real Housewives of New York fired the three ladies that they fired because of negative feedback on social media. Now, I don't know, I mean, I know that- I think we would never have a cast if that were the truth, okay? Right, right. You cannot read anybody. I mean, Taylor Armstrong still has a damn job, and that was some of the meanest stuff I've ever seen on social media. I'm sorry, but any like feedback is good feedback. And even if we were talking shit about Kelly Ben-Simone and Cindy Barshop and Alex McCord and Joel Zarin, guess what? At least we were talking about them. Now, do you think I care to tweet about a Viva Drescher? Because I don't. I know, I would rather tweet about Patti LePone and Ellen Green in my fantasy Real Housewives musical of- No kidding. I know, that just sounds better than the entire new season of the New York- Clearly, there's more to the story. And in fact, someone, I was speaking to someone this weekend who read Andy Cohen's biography because I sure as hell have not, although I hear it's good. And she said that he has really nice things to say about all the Housewives except Joel Zarin. And this girl says that he sort of skirts around Joel Zarin, which makes me think that, at least in the case of Jill, that she probably got canned because Andy didn't like her. Yeah, the fucked up thing is he's afraid to talk about it because he fears her wrath. And I'm like, you know what? Get some balls. Well, he can get sued, I guess, if he talks too much out of school, you know? Well, yeah, but if he's skirting just around her, I mean, it's just it just makes it more obvious. And it's kind of like just address it. All I know is that he doesn't follow her. And I want to get to the bottom of this. I want to know what happened. Well, the rumor that the rumor about what happened is that she tried and it came out on the one of the 18 hours of reunions last year or two years ago was that she was trying to control things behind the scenes and get people fired and, you know, hired based on who she liked by talking everybody else in filming with them. More specifically, I think that the straw that broke the camel's back is when Jill was trying to convince the other housewives not to tape with Bethany during the third season. And I think that Bravo and a specifically Andy, who knew he had a star on his hands with Bethany and a spinoff probably in the works, don't fuck with my cash cow, because then you're going to be the one to be going home. You know, she does not have hiring and firing authority. And only at Zarin fabrics. Only at Zarin fabrics. Although, but the thing is this, though, last year's reunion didn't wasn't wasn't there a big accusation that Ramona told people not to film with Luan or Jill or something like that. Look, I mean, reality check is all of these women probably have these conversations before every season starts and they're probably all scurrying like little rats to figure out who my alliances are going into that season so that they, you know, at least have one buddy to tape with. I mean, well, who the hell knows what's going to happen with Sonya? I mean, at some point, it's just going to be her and her fucking toaster. Yeah, that's a great alliance, by the way. That's a great alliance. That's a stronger alliance than two women. I would rather be allied with an inanimate object that I can stuff food into rather than any of these other women. And by the way, let's get into New York City. And this is a perfect transition, because we can talk about the fact that Aviva has been going around petrified that people think that she's allied with Ramona. Did you guys she's like, that's an interesting that's an interesting way to take it. What? What? What? What would you take? She's obviously ally. She's obviously aligning herself with with Ramona. Don't you think? No, she's a lot she's aligning herself with everybody because all she does is stick her nose up. Everybody's asses and I'm sick of it. Yeah, yes. She's annoying. They need to just change. They need to change the title to the show and just call it old ladies hurting each other's feelings for no reason. I would watch that. Well, I still watch it, but I would love it. You didn't invite me a London. You heard my feelings, but you started it. Okay, back to Aviva for a second. I'm sorry. Has anybody stirred the shitpot more than her in in a 42 minute episode? She takes her leg and she puts it into a cauldron and stirs it up like crazy. That's what I'm saying. I mean, she does have nothing better. I mean, it's just she's a housewife. She has the answers. Yes. She has nothing better to do than to rename her children every day and then cause shit. Okay, but at least some of these other people have careers going on. So this poor woman and not to say that being a mom is not a career because it is. I don't want to catch that flack. What I'm saying is oh, it is not a rear. Okay, Ronnie, that was Ronnie at TV gas. We'll get back to those later. Ben, you totally fucked up the beginning. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is it's like this woman has nothing better to do and we're only like six episodes in if that. And I'm like, if she has nothing to do at this point, why is she even on the show? Because everyone fucked her husband and people thought that like, oh, I forgot. Very good point. I have to, to say, to say. See, everyone thought she'd get all mad about it. And instead, she's just been sort of generally, you know, pleasant and a shister, but she hasn't been like a fun shister. And this week, we saw her sort of get caught in the middle of Ramona and Heather, but you know, she kind of just she got she got off easy, I think. She's not going to do herself any favors. I think at the end of this episode, I was kind of like, I think Ramona and Heather both think she's a bitch. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, Ramona is not going to trust her now and Heather's not going to trust her now. So but she is by the way, and Heather gets negative points for giving us the imagery of what it's actually like deep inside Ramona's rectum. Because she was like, oh, yeah, she was like, cavernous. She was like, there's all the way up Ramona's ass. That's not a good place to be. It's dark in there. There's stalactites and stalagmines. There's those little cartoon spiders that come down, you know, then go back up again with googly eyes. That was pretty awesome. They all went shopping together this week because Heather's trying to make it up to Ramona. Well, you'd make it up to her by just inviting her to London, not suggesting another whole day of shopping once he's the only one London invited. But that was really funny when they had that confrontation in the store and then Carol got that news about her book being turned into a show that being a wow. Everyone cheers for her and Ramona's like, did I tell you, my boy, it's going to be in Tom? Forget it. I have to say, actually, that's kind of a big deal, especially considering apparently no one else in the entire country carries Ramona's wine. So the fact that she got it into Target is pretty awesome, but it was not the right time to announce it, for sure. Well, way to find your your God, I was going to say your target audience, but I didn't I didn't want to be that cheesy and I didn't even mean it as a pun. But I mean, Target is like the perfect Ramona Pino Grigio audience. You know, the thing is this, I actually like Ramona Pino Grigio. So knowing that's that target, I'm I'd be more than happy to go buy some. It is better than it is. Yeah, I mean, sorry. We got we got real serious over this Pino Grigio discussion. I'm sorry. It's my fault, because I got I took it down. I got serious about the Pino Grigio. I'm like, guys, let's stop talking for a moment. And let's let's let's talk about this Pino Grigio. Okay, it's an important that I got on the target. This is important news. I thought that I thought that Heather and Ramona's odd reconciliation that was not really a reconciliation at that store was ridiculous, because they both didn't refuse to admit that they were offended by each other. No, okay, look, here's here's my two cents. Fuck Ramona. That's what I have to say. I love Heather. I'm starting to love Heather. Number one, her child, her her child is adorable. And you have to root for him. And you have to root for her. And all the shit that she has gone through as a mother with a child who's had a liver transplant. Was he not the cutest kid ever? Yes, she realized that the way to cure her poor son is to introduce him to Beyonce and have Beyonce just touch him magically. And then all will be all will be well. I don't know why she hasn't figured this out. Bring it because she's very on because she probably hates Beyonce. And that's why she doesn't work with her anymore. She's probably team Kelly Roland as I am. She probably didn't invite Beyonce to London once. And then that was the falling out. Anyway, I like the fact I invited Michelle Williams and Kelly because I can just let my hair down. But Beyonce, I don't know, she's just so unfiltered. She is. Have you seen those dance moves? Well, listen, you know what? Beyonce, remember those commercials where all she wanted was a boomerang? Would you take someone like that to London? Oh, God, enough for the new ring. Now she needs to stay home with blue Ivy. That's why I had to bring it. I like Heather. I like Heather. I like her kid. I like that when Aviva was being a monster at the beginning of the show and was stirring that cauldron with her broken ass leg and kept going like, well, actually, I think you're a mean girl. Heather said, um, actually, I don't like her. That's why I didn't invite her. Yeah, you know who said, you know, does that mean girls? Okay, but can we at least give her some credit for just saying like, yeah, I don't want to be friends with her. So what? No, actually, I will tell you why I will not give her credit because I think the reasoning is fine for why she didn't invite Ramona. She's like, you know what, it's she's unfiltered. But like Aviva said, she's not owning any of it. She refused if she owned it. She means she admitted she admitted that no, no, no, no, no, she didn't own it because when she had the chance to tell Ramona the reason why she didn't invite her, she should have said, listen, you know, you're a very unfiltered person. You've said it before, and I just have business colleagues, and I'm sorry, this is this is not, um, this is not something I feel comfortable doing. You know, I feel like what we got for Taraki Star, whatever. And said she invited her on this fake ass trip, fake ass shopping trip, which was total bullshit. And, uh, one also you're you who said last week that they're basically the same woman at the end of the day. I mean, look at what Heather did this week. They walk into a store and she's like, Hey, Aviva, show them your fake leg. Oh my God, you guys look at her fake leg. Don't try and give her shoes and mortifies everybody in the store. And then she, wait, wait, it does come in. She's like, this is my friend Ramona. She needs a makeover. Let's suffer something that make her look like an emu. The first videos of this show were all about Aviva talking about her fake leg. So if Aviva's not going to shut the fuck up about it, why should anybody else? Well, Aviva's been talking about it to like us and the professionals, you know. Well, I talk about dicks. I want to suck, but if I walked into a party and someone was like, this is Ronnie, my dicks sucking friend, I wouldn't be very happy about it. It's my prerogative to talk about it if I want to. Not exactly exactly like itself. When we go out, I'm going to say that. Why would I be that dirty on a podcast? I don't know. I think it's because it's party time. You guys, why aren't we out wasted at a bar doing this podcast right now? It's the night before the forest. I don't it's America. I don't drink calories. Sorry. I hope we'll give something clear. Speaking of speaking of regal things like America, let's talk about Luanne for a second. When is she going to? Oh, wait, wait, wait. We have to talk about the damn TV show that's going to be made out of Carol's book. Hey, okay, so they're going to make a TV show out of with sex and dating for widows or the widow's guide to sex and dating. First of all, I'm glad that Carol Channing has a comeback vehicle for a TV. I think she's going to be great on that. So, but who do you guys think should star in that show of Carol Channing decides to go back on tour with Hello, Dolly. He thinks it's star. JK. I 100% agree. I think it should be on BET. Yeah. My my my instinct is always to volunteer JK first for any role. And then and then when I get the note back that no, JK is either unavailable. Then we move on. Then we move on to someone else. I'm always going to choose JK. Like when they're like Lara Croft Tomb Raider, I'm like, JK. I'm like, actually iron lady, JK. And you know what? Everything that you've mentioned would have been better with JK. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. I was just thinking of her today because I read that they're doing steel magnolias steel magnolias remake on lifetime with an all black cast and guess who's not in it? JK. What? I know there are that it's Felicia Rashad, Queen Latifah, and I don't know who else. But let me just say a bunch of non JK. Yeah, but there that's a whole lot of not JK. That's a whole lot of not JK. And they should really just find some Marla Gibbs and some Regina King and just make it happen. Yeah, you know, just like just how I want to see a real housewives rendition of various Broadway shows, I would like to see a 2 to 7 rendition of everything else. I mean, this Sally Field can be Marla Gibbs and her daughter can be Regina King like it's Brenda Jenkins back in action. Perfect. No, I think no, no, I think the girls should be Sally Field. Pearl is no longer with us. I am so mad. I just want to hit somebody. I just want to hit somebody. Now, how much would I have to pay you to be Pearl for Halloween or would you do it for free? Well, but you can't wear blackface in 2012. So that's out. Well, you can be more. No, I just want you to wear the wig. Yeah. But then he's going to look like what's her face from NCIS. Linda Hunt. He doesn't have that nasty mole. But if you're going to dress like, look, the truth is this, white Pearl is Linda Hunt and Linda Hunt. Now, I'm Linda Hunt. How about this conversation? I'm not saying you are. I'm saying nothing about my feelings. I'm not saying you are Linda Hunt. I'm saying if you try to dress like Pearl with a little wig, anyone who's white in that wig will look like Linda Hunt. This is a fact, all right. Here's my question with Heather's show or not Heather's show. Excuse me, Carol's show. Are they going to try to make this into like one of those like dumb CBS comedies and put it after like two broke girls? And it's going to be like, you know, shit, my dad says, but like, my husband died. Let's make a pun. Shit, my widow says. Well, yeah, like, or is she going to try to be classy and get it on like FX? All right, let me tell you something. First of all, it's not getting made. Second of all, if it were getting made, if it were, if it were to go on to like a network, it would probably wind up somehow being turned into a thing where like the ghosts of the husband actually is like exists on the show as well. And there or Jennifer love you, it will star in it and it will be on oxygen. Ghost widow with ghost widow, ghost. No, I think it'll be an older actress. And I think that it'll be like sex in the city. If that show just kept going and they were all old ladies, like they are really, it'll be like, it'll be like gene triple horn or gene triple horn. Okay, what about what about? No, it would be like the one who played the mom on Big Love, Laura Palmer's mother from Twin Peaks. Oh, wow, Laura. Oh, oh, yeah. I love her. I love that woman. I have her name. She's a character actress. I just looked her up the other day. It'd be like Angela Lansbury dating, you know, discovering new sexual positions and solving partners. You have a magnifying glass. I actually think it's gonna be Seal Award Seal Award. Do you know what's so funny? Yes, that's actually a very good one. I think that that's actually a realistic and thinking she's hot, even though Seal Award is hot. Let me tell you something. I recorded an episode of banter with Ben and Lisa earlier today. And I mentioned Seal Award. What is going on? I don't know, but apparently you should have invited me to be on that show. We got Seal Award on the brain. I would also also offer any of the cast members of Sisters. They would all be fine. Suzy Kurtz. Oh, my God. Suzy Kurtz talking about dating and sex. Please make it happen. Wait, wasn't one of the, wasn't one of the sisters on Sisters, a widower or a widow? Yes, yes. One of their husbands died on that show. Which one was it? Was it Frankie, Georgie, Charlie, Alex? Alex? I don't know. Well, I didn't watch that show. I felt guilty about avoiding my family and then watching that. All right, let's get back to the Real Housewives because we are not even talking about Bravo. Anyway, is anybody going to watch Carol's show? Yes. I'll watch it. I watched The Good Wife. I will watch it. If it's funny, I'll watch it. And if it's as long as it's more entertaining than anything that she's doing on the show, because let me tell you something, her date made me want to slip my throat. It was so boring. That guy was hot. He's good looking, but oh my God, what a boring date. And like, she thinks she's so clever and coy. And you know, she's a funny woman. She's smart, but oh God, her, her date is, she's the worst. Not smart wearing those mini half leather gloves wherever she goes. They're hideous. Maybe she has man hands. She definitely does. If she looked, I mean, she kind of looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, and we know that Sarah Jessica Parker has skeleton hands. Maybe, maybe Carol is secretly a velociraptor. It's not out of the realm. So not a secret. She already has a tie. No, no, no, I'm interesting until they're 40. Who thinks that men are more interesting after they're 40? I mean, the only way I would see that that's true is that men can no longer use their penises the same. And so they actually have to start having fucking conversations. No, they don't after after 40. All they do is slip into some stain resistant dockers and watch golf. Listen, the only reason why she likes people who are over 40 is because they actually understand what she's talking about when she mentions Peter Jennings and Diane Sawyer, okay? Yeah, when she tries to mash up her food. Okay, before we move on to the Countess's vagina and getting pregnant, I need to know from each of you, out of the three new housewives, Heather, Carol, or Aviva, who would you marry fuck or kill? I would clearly fuck Carol because she's clearly the best in bed. She can just tell. She gets a lot of practice. She likes a funny guy in bed just like you. She does a lot of research. I would marry Aviva because even though she doesn't make great TV, she seems like, you know, oh, she is kind of crazy. I'd have crazy kids. But then Heather is such a bitch. I wouldn't be able to deal with her passive aggression. Actually, we know it. You know what, though? I'm changing it up. Carol, I would marry because she's smart and she's probably like, cool as a buddy for the rest of my life. Aviva, I would probably have sex with because who doesn't want to try having sex with the amputee. And Heather, I'd have to kill because she's just so fake. Ronnie? This has got to be a little more disturbing questions. Okay, I would probably fuck. God, I think I'd probably just fucking kill myself. Well, yeah, I jumped from the grove. I think that I would probably marry Heather because she has a job. I'd kill Aviva because she would probably try to change my name 20 times before our first date was over. But I just don't see myself fucking Carol. I think I see Carol fucking you. Yeah, okay. Well, okay. I bet with those teachers, very dangerous blowjob. Oh my god. All right, then Carol, then Carol, I take Carol. Should we go back to talking about Ramona's home? Okay, well, Ramona's right now, or no, what would we rather stick our hand into? Ramona's rectum or Sonya's toaster oven? Oh my god, the recto. It would be like one of those games you played in kindergarten, where you had to stick your hand into a box and you didn't know what was in there. And you had to guess what was in there and be like, unpeeled grapes or something. I need to. Do you think that they're heating elements in there as well? Like maybe like the long stripes that come to life? Oh, when she has the poop, when she has the poop, suddenly there's like, no, no, look, we're not going there. We're not going there. We're already inside it. Okay, I feel like she probably has those googly eyes that you get from craft sports and glue onto socks to make puppets. Maybe some firewood. Do you think do you think waffles come flying out of her ass when they're ready? She doesn't need a car. Ramona bends over and waffles spring out. There are no carbs up in there. Okay, some hot dogs. Oh, okay, look, look, look, look. Can we talk about the Countess and her baby plans? Luanne got got pricked this week and buy some pins and she is she felt something happening. She felt she felt her acupuncture was getting her ovaries were the ovaries were coming back to life. Okay, well, this is what I was gonna ask. But like, have we heard anything? She's we haven't heard any news of her being pregnant, correct? No, no, no, geez, no. You know, why? Okay, let me ask you this. You think that she's doing this storyline because Bravo kind of came to her and was like, yeah, we're thinking about keeping Ramona and having her recast the show. If you're gonna stay, you better do something. And that means your story line is let me pick it out of a fishbowl gonna have a baby. I think she just wants to do over because she's got a racist daughter and a son who like can't can't speak French despite his father being French. So she's like, you know what, I want a new kid. Well, I thought that this whole episode with Carol dating and and Luanne with her fucking trying to get pregnant, I felt like it was that whole old lady trying to hold on to youth in our minds, like too late bitches. There's this old lady at the dog park who likes talking about her sex life and like what she used to do and she was and she gets really vulgar. And it's like, I know that you want to be like fun and sexy, but you're not just stop it. Stop it. You're just a crazy lady in a mood mood and I don't want to think about your vagina. Please stop. That's how I feel about this cast. Just stop it. I mean, the sad thing is like I kind of used to really love, love, love the countess and thought that despite her fake book of, you know, tips on class that she actually was a little more elevated than the Ramona's in some news of the world. But now when I see her acting like such a fool, I mean, it's so irresponsible for her to do this. I mean, she has two other children that she's not a full-time mom too. Look, I agree with Ramona. So it's kind of like, why is she doing this? It's totally embarrassing. I have to say there was a part of me that was like a little nervous that when the doctor told her to get down to her like bra and like underwear that we were going to see Luanne and her bra and underwear and I felt like that was wrong. I felt like that was going to be Luanne jumped the shark, right? Yeah, it was going to be. I was like, Luanne is not allowed to do that and actually she tells. I think that Luanne did just jump the shark because the fact that she's taking herbs, not herbs, herbs from this, I was kind of just like, oh, what's next? Is she going to start using, you know, crystals as deodorant? I'm out. All I know, as Luanne would say, all I know. Is that Algonquin? Yes, it's Algonquin four. I was just checking. Yeah, it's the Algonquin translation for all. I mean, do they have a Rosetta stone for Algonquin? Yes, it's called the Luanne Decept's Guide to My Heritage. Oh, okay. Now, I have a question. Can we let's talk about Sonya a little bit because it's like my favorite thing to do is when we get to talk about Sonya. She did like pretty much nothing this episode except now she has three interns to do a third less work for three interns. And I mean, I sort of like the way Sonya is very upfront with how poor she is and how she like, you know, American stress dropped her. She like has to take these pills to filter out all the poisons she's getting from the tap water. She's too cheap to get bottled. I like that she's upfront about that. But she says that I need to have three staffers to take care of my five story home. Oh, and by the way, I used to have 75 staffers and a yacht. Like, guess what? You're divorced. Well, I like that she she somehow thinks that her life is somehow imparting life lessons to these kids maybe as a cautionary tale. Okay. Okay. Okay. Excuse me. How are they getting school credit? That is what made me the craziest during this hour. You would be shocked at what some schools offer. Okay. Like, you know, where do they go? Are they going to like, they're going to ITT technical. Okay, clearly it's like, I'm going to the Chubb Institute. Would you like to be a veterinarian technician? Yes. That's the truth is, you can go to and you can go to like any community college and say, I want an internship and you'll get credit for doing just about anything. I get more than 200 emails a day at work and I don't have an intern. Well, that's your own fault, isn't it? I don't also have an empire and I'm not a party planner. Well, I guess that Sonya is pretty savvy then because look, you have all the work and you got no one helping you out. She's doing she's got nothing to do and somehow she found three people willing to jump at her beck and call. So, and I'm not, well, I'm not 17 million dollars in debt. So I win. That's true, but she's got a toaster oven. So she wins. Okay. I like this argument. Toaster throwed out. I like this argument because it actually makes no sense. Like whatever. You just said, respond with something else. You just said throw down and part of me is like, how great would that be? Throw down if Bobby Flay showed up at Sonya's house and he was like, toaster oven, cook off, bitch. Well, she does make those macaroni muffins that she's so proud of. Oh my god. You know, yeah, I was hating on her until she mentioned the macaroni muffin and then you can't make some macaroni muffin. You know, the truth, but you know, though, she probably just gets some like Stauffer's macaroni muffins, put them in and she's like, Oh yeah, I love making these things. You know, she's like, and acts like she made it from scratch. You know, wait, do they have that? Is that a real thing? I don't think so. But by the way, Stauffer's mac and cheese is by far the best pre-made mac and cheese. I have never made mac and cheese in my life. Will you teach me? Yes. It's called go get, honestly, like, you know, people like the craft mac and cheese? No, Stauffer's frozen mac and cheese is like, it's just like peel back a top and like cook it. Yeah, it is divine. I've never made the kind with like powder. Oh, I've made it. It's like, okay, but it feel a taste actually very fake. And the Stauffer's one tastes like happiness. I feel like I'm bundled up in a toast-roven. I feel like we should go to Target after this and get some Ramona Pinot Grigio and some Easy Mac. I honestly, I feel like we should go out on the street and start hiring interns to come do shit in our houses. Yeah, I am seriously considering getting some Stauffer's mac and cheese for dinner tonight. I'm not even joking. How about this? Why don't we move on to New Jersey because we've spent a lot of time in New York, ever. Clearly, the show is so entertaining that we've had tangents about getting frozen food. But I have one more question. Okay. Are they ever going to fucking London? Yeah. Yeah, next week. Okay, finally. Yeah, because everyone in London is like, Hello, princess. And then Luan has to admit that she's out raped. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I'm so excited for it. Okay, so New Jersey, here is my question. So Joe, Gorga, and his sister Teresa finally went to therapy. Do we think this therapy is going to work? I got the distinct impression that it was like a one off deal like they were we even discuss the therapy. We have to talk about how horrible that start, how horribly that started. Teresa walks in and Joe goes, Oh my God, you look great. Red is so sexy. That therapy, I mean, so those guys, is it just like common knowledge that they used to fuck each other? Are they just making like inside jokes? Like we're all stupid or no, no, there's definitely there's some shit going down. Like there's some flowers in the attic, weird shit going down. This is not a sane family. In fact, I'm going to take it back even before the therapy. There was actually a very touching, beautiful scene, to be honest, that really did sort of inform you about how fucked up this family is going back a few generations, which is that Kathy's mom told a story. Tell me if I've got this wrong that I guess Kathy's mom's aunt couldn't have babies. So Kathy's mom delivered. I'm sorry, the great. Do you want me to take this? Can you handle it? I can't. I don't know the generations, but the point is Kathy's mother was shifted from her own mother to her mother's sister, meaning her aunt, because her aunt was barren. Therefore, she grew up without her proper brothers and sisters living with her aunt, and she was never close to her siblings until she got older. And then she said once she had her own children, meaning Kathy and Rosie, that's when she realized the importance of the relationships between siblings. Yes. Thank you. You explained it much better than I did. And God bless this crazy mom for doing that because you know what? Kathy's side of the family all turned out like normal and great and wonderful. And Teresa's side is awful. And it all stems back from this terrible woman who would give up her own child. That's terrible. Well, she was just doing it to be nice. Yeah, but it's like, it's messed up. It really is messed up. This wasn't like an adoption situation. So it really gives you an idea that how many generations of like weird familial things have been going on. Just say it Ben in breeding. In breeding. In breeding. And now they're like two of them are finally in therapy. There's a lot that that therapist. Like Ronnie said, I think that this was just like a one off thing. I mean, clearly they all need, you know, weeks or months of shock therapy, but you know, they went to physical therapy once and now they're done. I got the therapist was actually good, but nobody listened to him. Well, he was okay. I mean, I kind of felt like his advice wasn't much better than what Caroline would have said on her radio show, which was like, yeah, you know what? Be nice. You know, what you got to do is you got to be nice to each other and don't dwell in the past. And next time you go to hang out, think about what do I do to contribute to this and how could I not do it tonight? So I love it. I love that Teresa's like, yeah, you know what that means? We should drive in and all be together. And he's like, nappa. And he's like, no, like, yeah, yeah, that's what she said, right? He's like, no, absolutely not. Don't do it. Okay. Yeah, we're going to go drive together to nappa. Let's prove them wrong. Yeah. That's what that's that's Bravo slipping an extra degree and into her paycheck, saying definitely share the RV with your brother. I love you. I love how these two MOOCs were in best behavior with the therapist, making it seem like there's just a few little things that need to be patched up. They stepped directly outside of his office and begin fighting like crazy. Well, guess what? I kind of don't blame Joe. If I had to pay for my parents' housing situation forever and Teresa didn't pay for shit, I'm sorry, I'd be pissed too. Yeah, well, it's not even pissed at that he's pissed that she's taking credit like she is paying for it, but she's not. Listen, I would never, she and her husband are building a shit shack in the backyard for her parents to live in so they can have fun. I would never trust the construction of Joe Judas for my parents. I would like, that's the last thing I like it. That's like, I might as well, you might as well just send your parents, put them in a crate and knock them off a cliff. They'll be safer than any building. I mean, just bury them in concrete right now. Just put them on the top of the grove with a blow. Oh, nice. Really depressing music. We've come full circle. Circle. See, we can make fun of the suicide, but Brandi Granville can't. No, we're not rich. She's a TV star. She's a TV star. So, I've seen Brandi Granville now at three parties and by the end, she's literally falling down in every single one of them. So, I say, Brandi, you drink, girl. Drink it up, girl. Are her nipples hanging out of every ensemble? Yes, and she's also six foot ten. So, question back to New Jersey. Back to New Jersey. I tried. That's right. Segue, segue. Why is Lauren Manzo such a bitch? She, you hear what she was saying about like Albee's new girlfriend that's cheerleader, whatever, like she has to go through me. Since when does Lauren Manzo get any authority on who her brother is? It's really fucked up. But let me tell you, because look, I'm allowed to be a bitch because I'm hungry, but that bitch has not stopped eating. So, she can't be angry because she's like hungry because she's not. She's still. Well, we know that the family history is basically the kids teach each other, you know, how to diddle others or like they give each other sex ed map family, it seems like. I mean, and he's got a good old-fashioned case of the jealousies. Yeah, I mean, just because Albee was her junior prom date does not mean that she's her boyfriend for life. No, go to prom in Jersey without fucking your date. You've got to put out in that town. That's not awesome. There's been some pepperoni on that pizza. I'll bet he's at least put it in between her boobs. Yeah, let's just go there. Come on. Got it. Got to be. Got to be. They do like to play throughout the ham in that family. I think it has another meaning. Whatever happened to Billy Joel's daughter? Well, I thought she was going to be Albee's love interest. No Alexa right Joel, I think is back in rehab. Good. His voice was terrible. Yeah. And also, Albee was so charming that day. Yeah, that's so true. Why do people think that he is a golden god? I don't get it. Because three seasons ago, he looked pretty cute. And now he looks very average, but he has residual cuteness. Residual cuteness. Anybody would look cute standing next to Chris and Lauren. Come on. That's true, too. That's why Vito's there. He's like, finally, I look thin. Vito the sausage king. I love it. I kind of like Vito. I kind of like it. It's just this guy who's in the back. Yeah, but you're kind of also like, why the hell is he with her? Well, I mean, who's he going to get? Melissa Gorga? Yeah, no kidding. What's what's he going to just spend all this time in the apartment above his family's deli I didn't know that Lauren can't really doesn't care. Well, I was going to say Melissa Gorga doesn't give a shit about looks. All she cares about is Joe's money anyway. So whatever Joe's hot. What are you talking about? You guys are always hot. He is four foot one. So what toss him around? Yeah. So what Matt? So what? Yeah, put a little coconut oil on toss him around like a noodle in a bowl. Clearly Matt wants the green giant, the jolly giant. I love that fight after therapy when I don't know what he thinks are turning off their mics to be nice or whatever. But we got that whole fight and you see the real side of Joe, which is the same side we saw at the christening, which is just over the top and screaming like a five year old girl. I love that when his voice gets off. Like he does that screaming thing. Like when Melissa is seated beside him, she controls him and he like keeps his act together. But when he is not on camera with her, he becomes a little monster. Allah, Gia and Melania runs in there. It's in their blood. I agree. I think it also has to do the fact that he didn't have access to his weed for four hours while he was at therapy. So he had been a little less like chill. That's true. His eyes were not bloodshot this time. Speaking of hotties, do we think Rosie's going to be able to find love with Kathy as her wing lady? Well, it looks like she did because that blondie that they found in the gay bar this week seem to show up at some party at their house next week. I know. Rosie's got to remember those names though. She's not going to have any luck if she keeps can't remember whatever her name is. She's not going to have any luck if she's going to sit her ass on one of those bar stools and say, or I'm too lazy to go chase somebody. They're going to have to chase me. Rosie happened to her. She got her bullseye gone. Rosie basically has the world's best Mash our comp profile, which is that she's featured on Bravo prominently now and we all know people flock to that shit. Like anyone who's gay and on Bravo, they walk around WeHo and they're like considered a celebrity like a serious celebrity. So Rosie doesn't do anything now because the girls are going to come up to her because and honestly, it's the truth is this. It's a great portrayal. I mean, Rosie comes off so lovable and wonderful. Like if I were a lesbian, of course, I'd be trying to maybe hang that with Rosie. Although what do we think about the real dirt that happened this week with the gayness where Teresa has lunch with. She has lunch with Rosie. Rosie tells her to just fucking stop all the bullshit. Teresa sweet talks her and then casually mentions that her sister Kathy was always me to Rosie and was always mean to her and a total homophobe and never accepted her. And now she's acting like she's this whole song. I don't believe it for a second, not for one second. And on the on the flip side, I totally believe it. Look, I have liked Kathy, Ben, you finally got me on the Kathy bandwagon late last year, but I do have to say she can't be perfect. So guess what? She probably did have a problem with her sister being a lesbian. She might have. I'm not saying that she might like that she she didn't have issues, but the thing is this, Teresa, for Teresa has such a war perspective on everything. For Teresa to be like, oh, she never accepted you. Think about the all the things that she said about Joe about Melissa that have been similarly warped where she says it with extreme authority. Like that's the way it is. And the man's just believed it for all the time and Jack and all this stuff. Teresa will happily slander people just like that just to make herself look good. Look, I'm not defending Teresa. I think that she is the craziest monster of them all. What I'm saying is like, I find it hard to believe that you don't think Kathy could be awful ever. I don't because Kathy is made of angel dust. And I don't need a drug just just because you made of starlight and rainbows. And she's a good person. And just because you know, he's going to make canals and just the rainbow colored and they are for gay pride. And she is a gay pride float with a big face on it. You know, it's hard to fight you on that one, but I will say that I just think that Kathy turns on the charm and the camera turns on. And of course she doesn't want to be portrayed as like, you know, a sister who would not, you know, be down with her other sister being, you know, a lesbian, but, you know, she did. She did in a weird reality show way. Admit it. Yes. Where she said, you know, yeah, it was hard for me. But the reason is because she just wasn't accepting herself because that made me mad. So that's obviously not true. That's bullshit. I think there was probably friction. I do think that there was friction. It is Kathy putting the blame on Rosie who is somebody who has had to live her life in the shadows and have a light at the same time. Here's the thing. I mean, if we're going to get serious about this for a second, I will get serious, which is that, you know, there is, I believe 100% that that like Kathy wasn't like, Oh, like, you know, totally loving about this. But I do think that maybe what she was trying to say is that Rosie wasn't comfortable with herself. And as a result, the way she interacted with people might have been unpleasant. It's like, and that's maybe that's what Kathy was saying. I mean, I think that gay guys, like, unhappiness is part of our charm. Yeah. Like, we learned to be funny about it. Lesbian's not so much. You don't want to be around an unhappy lesbian. They will just fuck your life up. Yeah. They will. Yeah. They were born with other wonderful traits, like building things, scoring points, physical games. You're becoming a robot. Put down your phone. I'm sitting here. My phone is your fault. It's your fault, Matt. Yes, your fault. Your fault. I feel like I feel like the Rosie. You guys are just putting it on me. Well, you are the bitter lesbian of the group. So that is so not true. We can't hear you. Stop talking until we can hear you. Okay. I'll just sit here. Okay. You see, you sound good. Okay. I think that sometimes gay people have this expectation of their family members. I mean, you're from an old school Italian family. And yeah, you know that there are a bunch of bozos. And of course, they're going to have a problem with that. Just like my born-again Christian family was going to have a problem with it. But, you know, eventually you have to get over and take responsibility for your own ass-holishness, you know? Like, if you're living an unhappy, sad life, it's not all because you're gay. You can't blame everything on you're being gay, you know? I agree with you. And I also will say it's not like these girls are in their mid-20s and figuring this shit out like Kathy and Rosie. I mean, Rosie's probably knocking on 40 if not already there. And Kathy's definitely in her 40s. So it's like, you know what, you get more of a pass when you're young. But now it's like, you know what, shut up and move on. I get that. But you know what, Kathy accepts her now. And whatever the issue used to be, there was something about the way Teresa said. Well, she never accepted you. Yeah, Teresa's saying that. And then saying what she said to the cameras without Rosie there was so fucking horrible. Yeah, it was, it was really, it was mean and it's like bad. Bad. No, do you hear yourself? Silence. Your, I can't hear embarrassing. You're embarrassing yourself. I can't hear myself because you're talking over me. The reason why I thought it was so mean is that like, it was like, she was trying to turn at that moment, sister against sister. She really was and it was, I love how that's where you draw the line. Oh my god. Now, how do you really care? I do care. I care because it's Kathy because I care about Kathy because Kathy is the one woman out of all these cats. Things stop with your knowledge. I'm okay, Don can always. Here's the thing. The point is this, it's also an example of, you know, what everyone else has been saying all along is that Teresa poisons people against everyone else. That was a prime example. You know, she might have said, she could have said it in a way which was like, you know, when you're younger, like, you know, I didn't, you know, I wondered whether or not Kathy accepted you. It seemed like she was uncomfortable with it. But it said she said, Oh, Kathy never accepted you. You know, it's just awful. She's terrible. The day Teresa stops poisoning people is the day this show is over. So poison on girlfriend. Well, she's clearly gotten you, you and your judice. Ronnie loves her. Ronnie was rooting for her last week. That was last week. I mean, Ronnie, come on, you still have to hate Caroline because I'm on that Caroline hatred. Caroline's horrible. I mean, this week I laughed at both housewives shows a lot. Like, I had a really good laugh at both of those shows, but it also made me feel, you know, I also like whipped open a laptop and looked on Craig's list during both episodes for a job. Like, it made me want more for myself. You could be my intern. Oh, fuck off. How dare you. I thought you're about to say like, there's no way I would ever work for you. No, I'm actually like trying to figure out if we could change this to apprentice, and maybe I can get a few dollars away. I want more for myself. You know, I don't want this to be my whole damn life worrying about what Teresa says to our goddamn. I kind of like it. That's my life. I like where I'm at. I like that I do things like spend an hour making jokes about toaster ovens, rectums, and getting passionate about about two women in New Jersey. Spying on MJ across the street, the star of Shah's of Sunset, your neighbor. I know. I haven't seen her in a little bit, but I'm sure she'll pop up. So wait, is there anything else we have to say about New Jersey before we do some odds and ends at the end? Well, we didn't. We didn't talk about Jacqueline at all. What did she do? She didn't do anything this week? Oh, what a waste of space. Does anybody even know what her fucking problem is? She still want to admit her real problem. What did she do this week? I literally cannot remember her storyline. Bitch, and cried about Teresa the whole time. Well, that's pretty much the, you know, that's pretty much it. But I did think it was funny that Teresa, in addition to putting in a dig with Rosie about, you know, Kathy not accepting her, she also did bring up the fact that like Jacqueline's husband, Chris, have some of his businesses gone into bankruptcy? Like are they facing financial problems as well? That started to come out now. Who would have thought? I mean, I thought like anyone who would create a business to market Blackwater would really have a good like a business sense, but it makes it sound like this dude has like 27 different businesses. But I actually thought that they had like their own money and were not in debt. Is that not true? Not anymore. They're all shady. They all own some kind of construction business. I thought he really hit a cash cow when he tried to popularize the square haircut, but I guess not. Or the man wrist tattoo? Yeah, it's been a while since someone came out in public and tried to bring the Barney Rubble look back. That's for sure. Actually, Chaz Bono did last year, but I want to hear, I want to hear like like Chris Loretta. I want to, I just want to look like, I want to look like a, like a computer head. Well, he's got good plugs, right? Those are plugs that he's got, right? You think no, no, I think those are real. I think that's like, oh, no, no, that's some plugs. I mean, yeah, that's some plug. Really? Yeah, I always thought that was, I suppose he's been hanging out with size spurling in the hair club for men. Well, yeah, Albie is also doing the square hair thing. Well, Albie, I think is getting plugs too, because he was thinning last season and now I'm not noticing thinning. Well, maybe he's just doing Rogan or propiche. No, doing a little bit of the propiche. Nah, that shit don't work. Don't you think it'd be funny if Lauren killed his girlfriend, and then we would just see an episode and it'd be like her like eating her like Thanksgiving turkey. I don't know why that just flashed through my head, but I just see Lauren like gnawing on flesh. Well, it's not hard to imagine Lauren gnawing on things. That's true. Like, speaking of Lauren Manzo being fucking obnoxious, I was reading Twitter the other night in bed and she was on there joking around with her brothers and they were pretending they didn't know who she was. They were like, well, who Lauren who? And she's like, you know, the blah blah. And they're like, what Lauren, why who? And she's like, Oh, you know, the chunky girl from Real Housewives of New Jersey. And I'm like, Oh my God, you know, now she's like, made herself famous in her own mind for being the chunky one. I was gonna say the chunky one from Jersey is your mom. And guess what? You're a support, you're a supporting player at best. Now, if she had said the CEO of Face by Lauren Manzo, then I would have known different story different story completely. Because that's a very famous brand. It is. It is. I think they should put they should put that in target next to Ramona Pino Grigio. I think that actually she started up a new cosmetic thing called like law face or something like that or I don't know, a face. I was it like law l a w face law face. There's already a record label called love face. But anyway, Tony Braxton, what? I object to that lip gloss. Jackson. Okay, let's do some because there are other things on Bravo. Let's talk about some odds and ends. Did anyone else watch anything else on Bravo this week? I watched a lot of commercials for misadvised. Me too. I watched all the commercials and not the show. Okay. I actually sat and watched a million dollar listing today because I thought you guys were gonna be watching it too. And I'm only one behind. I'm only one behind this. So here's the thing. This was the first time I'd watched a million dollar listing since about in about three years. The last time I'd watched that guy Chad was still on and I and Chad was. I miss Chad. I miss Chad. What's his face was was still. Oh my god. You don't even know their names. Okay. Chad is gone with his girlfriend Victoria and their dog, Starley Cakes. Replace. Yes, I know that the dog's name is Josh Altman. I know Josh Altman. So Josh Altman. We have Madison from Malibu. He'll have friends. And then we have our signature little weasel Josh Flag. Okay, Josh Flag. So here are my impressions having been away from it for three years. I think the show is much better than it used to be. Like I was really into it. I was like highly entertained and I was also stressed out by every single real estate situation. And all the negotiations had me really like it was it was a bit much for me. I don't like that. But I like that as a TV show. I don't like you need a Xanax. That show was stressing you out too much and you're getting way too emotional about Kathy and Teresa. I don't need a Xanax. I just need a drink. That's all I need. And but I did enjoy it. Madison annoys me. I don't know why. He just annoys me from the depth of my soul. I think because he sort of has Rosie Pope's accent, which I find strange. Josh, I found to be less obnoxious than I used to think. I actually thought Josh was endearing. His boyfriend seems to be one of the most awful people in the world. Creepy. His boyfriend like awful. And their apartment is terribly decorated. So tell me about how awful his boyfriend is because at the end of last season, they just introduced the boyfriend. Oh my god, he's so creepy. I don't know anything. I still got all the episodes on Mativo. So I haven't watched him yet. So the boyfriend, he was only in it a little bit, but he was like, hey, Josh, I really want to redecorate the house. I want to put in a new carpet. I want to put in this thing. And Josh is like, okay, do it. He's like, okay, because I want to go to the carpet store now. It was just, he seemed so preoccupied. I mean, really, who's doing who? I mean, I just watch the two of them and I'm like, this does not fit together. Yeah, it's like, it's like, race your way to the bottom. I mean, without saying that, you just did it for me that when I watch the two of them, I'm just like, there is no sex happening here. Yeah, there's a reason store is so double dildos. It ain't because they look pretty or fit in your closet. Well, now Josh Altman, I have to say, then you need to add it like half the show, by the way. I will not. It's pristine form. I want to be pristine, much like Sonya's toaster oven. You know, you know, that K press stopped like 45 minutes ago, right? Right. So so now we only have two listeners because everybody else laughs. I think I think to be honest, I think we pretty much lost our entire audience when we got into the layman's conversation at the top. No, no, to self next week, keep the Broadway chatter for the end. It's my bad because I was, but I was doing the ship this week and I was supposed to start talking about our new Facebook page and our Twitter handles at the top. I even made a whole big thing about before the show started. I was like, Hey guys, we really have to do this. I started the show notes and that never happened. So why don't you do it right now? I am going to do it right now. We have a brand new Facebook page. It's facebook.com/backslash, whatever it is. Watch what crappins. Very simple. Just type in watch what crappins after the Facebook address. You can also do it in your search bar. Become a fan of ours. We have no cover photo. So submit one that you think would be a good cover photo and post it on our wall and we're going to choose one and it'll be our new cover photo. And I will be the Simon Cowell of the judging panel and I'm going to be really tough. So if Kim Zolceak and a glass of wine are not present, you're probably not going to win. That is correct. We also have three wonderful Twitter handles that you can that you can follow. I'm at beside blog. Matt is at life on the M list and Ronnie is at TV gas. So you can follow us all plus we also have the shows Twitter, which is what crappins and and and you can email anything to us that you are unwilling to post on Facebook at watch what crappins at gmail.com. We got it all people. You can contact us any way you want. Any way you want it. That's the way we got it. So this this feels very wrap up. I could go on about million dollars and some more but really what's the point? What's the point? Well, how about this? I'll watch it. I'm going to be in Texas next week. So next podcast will probably have screaming children running around me asking what dildos are and I will make sure to put all those episodes from my Tivo onto my electronics and watch on the plane. Oh, so next we'll be all educated. Are we going to watch some of the other better shows when they come back at the end of July because I'm I'm excited for top chef. I want I'm excited for top chef. I'm excited for Tabitha. She's returning already. Yeah, she's she's back already. And I'm I mean more than anything. I mean hello flipping out people. Come on. Yes, I watch that. I'm not feeling the excitement and I love me my Jeff Lewis. I I'm just uh I just we need that macaroni and cheese right now. I'm running on empty mac and cheese muffin you guys. You guys are we going to go to Gay Tom's night and drink stuff because it's almost Independence Day. I could but um a I have a birthday party in Hollywood and be well there's other compliments. What's the price doing tomorrow for the 4th of July? I can't can't say on the podcast. Drinking. No fun, Ben. I can't say but there will be drinking. I'm sure. Okay, so let's just say bye so we can find out what Ben's doing. Okay. All right. Bye, everybody. Bye, everyone. 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